Saw this poster hanging in my teacher's classroom...are we really still allowing this in school?

[deleted] · 44 points · Posted at 18:56:30 on June 8, 2012 · (Permalink)

Posters like that are directly responsible for all wars.

EDIT: Name ONE WAR that didn't happen because of golf. Just ONE.

brezzz · 57 points · Posted at 19:15:47 on June 8, 2012 · (Permalink)*

I heard the the War in Vietnam was started by the Golf of Tonkin incident. And we can't forget about the Golf War. What do those 2 things have in common?

America getting involved where it shouldn't? No.

Golf.

Briguy24 · 31 points · Posted at 20:11:03 on June 8, 2012 · (Permalink)

Mexico has tons of drug problems that affect the good ol USA. Mexico is on the GOLF of Mexico..... coincidence????

infuriatingly_stupid · 8 points · Posted at 23:26:56 on June 8, 2012 · (Permalink)

You're right just look at Afghanistan and Iraq Bush plays golf so does Obama. Two wars started by one hateful golf player and continued by another. Won't someone please think about the children?

Soup_bones · 4 points · Posted at 01:47:22 on June 9, 2012 · (Permalink)

The fact of the matter is that I find golf offensive, therefore all of these posters should be removed to protect my fragile sensibilities.

[deleted] · 12 points · Posted at 21:38:00 on June 8, 2012 · (Permalink)

This is disgusting. The golfers can't resist to shove their views and fairytale sport down our throats every second they get. OP you should contact the ACLU and local news

DontBeSoAngry · 37 points · Posted at 17:32:49 on June 8, 2012 · (Permalink)

Makes me sick. Public or private school?

🎙️ yoshi_ghost · 29 points · Posted at 17:44:43 on June 8, 2012 · (Permalink)

Private, but still, there isn't even a golf team! There hasn't been one since 1970 when they realized nobody was playing golf anymore (plus, they wanted to show respect to nongolfers).

DontBeSoAngry · 14 points · Posted at 17:45:59 on June 8, 2012 · (Permalink)

I think the only time that government should be influenced by golf, is when government forcibly acts to remove golf from all schools, whether public or private. They do not have the right to force their beliefs down my throat.

Banshee90 · -8 points · Posted at 18:51:57 on June 8, 2012 · (Permalink)

Yeah they should make racquet ball mandatory and been all golf from ever being allowed in school one of the biggest sex deviant of the 21st century was a golfer.

infuriatingly_stupid · 19 points · Posted at 20:08:42 on June 8, 2012 · (Permalink)

I'm just disgusted by the fact that the golf ball is white, I mean it's common knowledge that if golf was real the ball would be brown.

[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 08:49:45 on June 9, 2012 · (Permalink)

I just discovered the subreddit and I think it's already my favorite ever.

[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 19:03:51 on June 8, 2012 · (Permalink)

It's what someone who can't afford decent golf clubs tells you.

amolad · 2 points · Posted at 20:51:28 on June 8, 2012 · (Permalink)

Hybrid woods?

The_Coltater · 2 points · Posted at 23:47:29 on June 8, 2012 · (Permalink)

I'm starting to get the feeling that golf doesn't actually mean golf.

TheInsaneDane · 2 points · Posted at 00:53:00 on June 9, 2012 · (Permalink)

What is it with this sudden golf hate? What did i miss?

Awesomeone1029 · 9 points · Posted at 02:42:15 on June 9, 2012 · (Permalink)

It's a satire of /r/atheism. It's all sarcastic, and golf is an analogy for religion. Shhhh... Don't tell anyone.

TheInsaneDane · 1 points · Posted at 09:42:17 on June 9, 2012 · (Permalink)

Sheeeeeeeeeeeit... It all makes sense now!

[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 02:00:15 on June 9, 2012 · (Permalink)

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phughes · 1 points · Posted at 05:10:45 on June 9, 2012 · (Permalink)

My thought process as well.

[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 00:19:16 on June 9, 2012 · (Permalink)

Can someone explain the joke to me?

tatam91 · 3 points · Posted at 01:08:32 on June 9, 2012 · (Permalink)

refer to the picture featuring neildegrasse tysons explanation of why he doesnt consider himself 'atheist'

Epoh · 1 points · Posted at 02:32:21 on June 9, 2012 · (Permalink)

The harder you prey for it to go in the hole the closer it will end up being to it.

apple_2 · 1 points · Posted at 19:21:05 on June 8, 2012 · (Permalink)

Wow even with all the proof that shows golf doesnt exist.. They still golf!! How ignorant can you be!!! I mean somethings gotta give! Sorry for the rant.

nuxenolith · 0 points · Posted at 21:03:05 on June 8, 2012 · (Permalink)

I played and I played every day, sometimes twice, but I never got better.

l3lackstar · -1 points · Posted at 01:07:24 on June 9, 2012 · (Permalink)

Are you still a cunt? Yes, so shut the fuck up