Coors probably shoulda opened their pocket books awhile back then.

Well they're both equivalent to piss, so they shouldn't care.

The companies merged not that long ago...

source

I thought this too

Get what you pay for.

Butt plug

And don't forget the Budweiser from Von Miller.

"When I get home I'm gonna drink a Coors Light. That's right, a Coors Light because Bud Light won't pay me nothin'. I'm gonna celebrate with my friends and family and hell, I might even get on top of my wife tonight!"

And kiss Papa John

Apparently they'll ship him 50 cases!

except what he actually did was:

• kiss papa john
• force his son to simulate head
• talk about getting drunk

... and pet my dog

Time to drink a Budweiser

bud light you taste so good!

At least it was his book...

Someone will make a dilfer manning meme now since he had the worst statistical season of a SB winning QB in history lol

And less SB losses.

Tuck deserved the 2nd one.

That just means more conference championships.

Is it better to lose in the first round than lose in the super bowl? How many times has Eli missed the playoffs? Is that better than losing in the playoffs?

Thing is, one had the league MVP, OPOY & coach of the year...

Yeah but in their graciousness, the denver defense didn't even really require the offense to show up today.

Meh, CJA played decently for all the ...interesting play calling

You still have Emmanuel Sanders and Demaryius Thomas

Denver offense did just enough. Then stayed safe. It worked out pretty good for them too.

Yes.

I just drink a lot of Budweiser™ and I have all the time in the world.

That would be a Shame.

The movie is Shane, the gif is OC

Pit master Harbuagh will never be outdone. Dude would easily clear a pit.

Jim did it better.

I love harbaugh now that he isn't in the division.

Harbaugh is so dubstep

"I want cake now!"

I miss this man and his beautiful body language.

I know this is a meme thread and the tide is against Carolina and Cam at this point, but holy shit... It's so sad. Seeing Thomas Davis after the game, Josh Norman crying as the confetti falls, Cam here... It's fucking heartbreaking. All that work, all those wins, and at the end of the day it wasn't enough.

What exactly was happening here?

You can actually pinpoint the second his heart rips in half.

Gif is only 3 seconds

That was the best part of the game for me.

I don't hate cam, but I'm glad we have something to kill the Sherm gif

No way. That Sherman gif is eternal.

https://gfycat.com/WhirlwindDampGermanwirehairedpointer

This work for ya? Sorry about the crappy title

I was going to with something like fainting mongoose but I didn't get it up first :(

Because it gives him attention.

I think wasted will work better I just need to find time to do it.

I think it was the holding call on Josh Norman that extended the Broncos drive.

It could've also been after Denver's second TD.

Think it was CJ running in for the TD it was before his tantrum in the endzone I know that.

It was right after a defensive holding call on the Panthers when Peyton overthrew the ball at DT, gave them a first down on like the 5 I believe.

Not really one is of a player acting like a petulant child after not going after the fumble that lost the game.

I'd love to hear his explanation when Archie or Peyton see this.

That was a Jim-from-the-Office-level camera glance. He fucking knew it.

That kid is like "get the fuck off me."

"22...plus two... divided by seven... wait unless they go for two twice, so divided by eight... shit it's not over, Carolina only needs a field goal"

Is that Eli?

Seriously wtf was that reaction??

Cooper looked pumped

reminds me of Harry Potter when Snape was muttering that magic under his breath so Harry wouldn't fall off his broom

its almost as if eli channeled his clutchness into peyton to counter peyton's natural choking

Eli totally overshadowed Cooper's kid's little shimmy.

Very Nick Swardson-esque face there.

"Uhhh...where's the nearest bathroom."

Probably put like $500k on it to be honest.

MVPs, you were going to say MVPs right?

Watch his mom's (I assume) reaction when she sees Eli. Priceless.

"Thanksgiving won't be as fun now..."

I love little dance that kid on the left did. The kid in the middle looked like he shit himself at the end.

I love in these shots that you can see the little girl (his daughter?) playing on her phone, not giving a shit. In other shot before this one the other kid was also on his phone and not giving any attention to the game.

Hey, look at those Mini Coopers

Are we really that uptight these days that a kid (a family member of a player no less) can't even wear a fucking jersey? He has to wear a late tucked-in button-down??? Fuck that!

edit: see edits above

Just sit back and enjoy his derp

The prophecy has been broken. You're allowed to like him now

He's fine as long as he's not playing the Pats.

the hate runs deep for the giants, eli is a casualty of that in my mind

He never lost one.

Good hair

For now.

He still has 2 superbowl MVPs

How have I never seen this?

Wow I totally forgot about this. Thank you for reminding me

I'm so excited for another Manning SNL.

That might actually be credible. Eli doesn't really care for the Broncos other than his brother.

Of course my theory is that he saw Demarcus Ware tearing shit up and was having PTSD all game.

Get get.

Yeah, Papa John guy was there on the field too. We all saw him.

That's where he should have been...

I bet that it's going to become like the legendary Donovan McNabb Super Bowl puke. Nobody has any proof of it, but everyone remembers it.

I saw it and I need a gif

My mom made us rewind it to make sure we saw it correctly.

Vice has already reported that and the Budweiser plug. Now I think about it, seems a little scary where we're headed.

Hilarious

I definitely saw it and made comment of it right away. Lol

I noticed it, rewound it for the wife to see. It was best part of the post game

That is one g away from being a broncos fanfic

Not sure why people keep saying Peyton kissed Papa. The only person you can see who may have kissed is Papa, not Peyton. Peyton leaned in to get congratulated and Papa gave him an unexpected kiss. That's why you see Peyton leaving with a grin on his face.

Sodie pops for everyone

Beau's in the house!

http://imgur.com/Xv7vZZz

GONE SEXUAL

Said he was gonna kiss his wife and kids. What a liar. This is a real tarnish on his legacy.

Is that the only shirt Papa John has?

God I hate Papa John

Can we start a whitehouse.gov petition to get him barred from NFL broadcasting or something? Seriously. Simms adds nothing of value to the game.

Recovery is all about finding a good support group.

One of us. One of us!!

I'm not.

Except for the ones that didn't make it.

I had flashbacks to the waterboy.

No. He was 'quoting' what Ron must have been thinking in deciding to punt.

I guess the thinking would be miss the 4th and long on your own 2 yard line and the game is over. Punt and get a 3 and out and you still have a shot.

If they could have downed it before the 2-minute warning I would have agreed with him. They weren't converting 4th and 24 from their own 5ish yard line, better to hope for a 3 and out to get the ball with like 1:45 to go and hope for a quick TD/onside.

WOOOO0OOOOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO0

Do you have any links to fucked-tier Aikman commentary? Man he took a lot of hits to the dome back in the day.

Yes.

Dude... srsly.... I feel like a meatball.

Pretty sure that America has a massive heroine problem right now.

https://twitter.com/World_Wide_Wob/status/696485973358616577

Just this small time athlete named Michael Jordan. Most haven't heard of him. Ended up not doing much in sports, just a one hit wonder for his role in Space Jam. /s lol

that motion you do is to cover your cough after dabbing. I think dabbing is a dance move?

Can someone also explain why Jordan has been Photoshopped into so many Panthers photos? I've seen like 10 this morning. Is it simply because it's a crying man?

There's a dance that Cam pretty much made its own where you lift up your arm and shake your head towards your elbow called dabbing. You shake your head like your coughing with marijuana dabs

This wasn't shit on what I've seen on NBA games. it sounds like they have their own mic sometimes. Some lady at the Spurs GSW games literally just screamed bloody murder for about 10 minutes once lol. Like banshee wail I'm being stabbed in an alley screamed. It got so dumb you just couldn't do anything but mute it or laugh.

THE ENTIRE GAME. These people are paid 6 figures a year to figure this shit out

So do you, Doctor Jones!

"made me"

Ok bro

Now he belongs to the ages...

I will never not upvote this.

Nightmare fuel.

looks like Jim Kelly

Manning is "lizard people" confirmed.

That's the type of thing that Doctor Who shows up to fight against.

I'm rolling right now! ROFL!

plz no

Oh that's a leg. I thought he had jacked forearms.

If anything just get the Lombardi and team name then fill in the year or Super Bowl number later.

I live in Arizona and somehow work with two Bostonians. The guy bet me $200 in week four that the Patriots would go undefeated. That seems far less stupid all of a sudden.

No ragrets

A Cards fan did the same thing. lol

Before they got blown out. How dumb can you be?

I only posted it 2 times

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Not like this..

Sweet baby jesus lol

Lord have mercy

The dankest

You've been all over this meme this season.

Practice from being a Chargers fan?

Nice try with the paint bucket tool

Who is that?

Dis why you practice the game and not the touchdown dances.

Michael Jordan crying

Cam Newton

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putting a crying mj face on a cam newton gif is the literal definition of black on black crime

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Cause Jordan is crying and Cam is doing his dab. Basically implying that Cam is crying right now cause he lost the Super Bowl.

I'd like to know as well

"but mom i did this 4 years ago..."

That kid in the red shirt dancing tho

This is the last place I'd expect to see a FFIX reference

wow, sick reference bro.

I love you dude

I appreciate this response. Way to non-chalantly throw in a ff9 bit.

Sick reference

That fucking re-release needs to come out yesterday that game was my shit

Didn't expect a Final Fantasy 9 reference here

Holy shit, FF9 reference on point.

I'm playing through this right now and just passed that part. A thousand up ores for you.

Goddammit, guess I gotta encore

ff9 > ff7

Gotta replay the sword fight now, be faster or you won't get the Moonstone.

Best comment in this thread, thank you.

Dank reference

my brother

This is my favorite thing from the Super Bowl.

You don't know...he could have a bigger dad dick.

Eli still gets to flaunt that both of his wins were against Tom Brady, that he stopped the Patriots from going 19-0, and he still has a lot of time left in his career to win a 3^rd ring.

Everyone is talked about how upset he is in this gif, but the only emotion Eli seems to show off the field is intoxication and that's not even an emotion.

The millions of dollars and unending adoration from Giants fans will somehow ease his pain

Till Giants win again

Except for ints throb this year

I have more Superbowl MVPs.

He knows how much time is on the clock. Eli's the comeback king. He's not about to celebrate till the game was over.

If you don't stay attached to the idea that he really cares about how many he has over his brother you might think about he just watched his big brother play his last NFL football game. It's a somber thought, especially when you don't have so many more years yourself in the task. He seemed more reflective about everything. I don't know for sure but could be possible.

Now I gotta win another

Eh I feel like it would just be weird watching an NFL game as professional surrounded by normal people in the stands

He sees it from a more depth perspective and he really knows that "it ain't over til its over"

I'm dead serious I want to know why it looks like his life is about to end. I don't understand. He has a face that someone caught cheating would have. Or someone who has been committing years of tax fraud and just got caught. I mean, even if he secretly is bummed his brother now has the same amount of rings, you couldn't even pretend to be exited? He even half assed his hand shake with who I can only assume is his mom.

I'm so baffled. Why, Eli, why do you look like you just got caught with murder during what should be a very happy family event??

"Games not over until that final whistle blows"? Don't know really

His dad only half ass celebrated too. He's screen left of Eli. Watch him barely high 5 that guy and have no real expression on his face.

I can only speculate, but I've been in situations before where I'm too stunned to react. Not as a Bengals fan of course, nothing that good ever happens to us, but in life sometimes. Like when the vending machine gives me too candy bars.

Dropped on stack on Cam

Eli is feeling any love his dad had for him slip away. You can see Archie next to him giving him a look of disownment.

Never over until it is over.

The weed loud!

Archie reacts the same way.

Honestly that's just what Eli looks like.

When in the game was this from? What exactly had just happened and how much time was left?

nothing to hang over his brothers head anymore.

I was afraid. Afraid that he looked into the depths of my soul and knew all of my most buried secrets and shortcomings. And he was disappoint.

Well that's just because he looked at the camera, they aren't hard to miss.

He bet sooo much money on the Panthers.

He scared.

The obvious joke is that he's upset his brother has as many rings now but honestly it's relief. He wanted his brother to win. He's relieved that the game is out of reach now(3rd and 2 point was scored). Archie has a similar reaction of relief as well.

He knows it's not over until it's over. He wasn't 100% sure on the call. He knows how much can change. Anyone who thinks he doesn't want the best for his brother is an asshole.

Budweiser^TM

It might have been the Broncos last TD. Whatever it was, it was something that Broncos fans would cheer for.

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Little brother syndrome

No, this was right after Denver's TD at the end of the game. Nobody understands the mysteries of Eli.

I believe it was the Anderson TD.

Can you imagine if we had a world cup for futbal americano?

About as much as they do when it comes to responding to world tragedies and natural disasters

or... 50-50

No fuck you

"Winning Record" Browns doesn't though. Maybe that's why you never hear it?

Seahawks have a nice ring, yes.

BIOLOGICAL CLOCK ENGAGED

Gonna have a fight like this now?

God I can't get over their clothes.

When you're 8 you get amped as fuck to go play at your friends. The broncos D went hard like that friend had Mortal Kombat and your parents wouldn't buy it for you because of the violence.

It's a gag account.

It's not supposed to make sense.

only 90's kids will get this

It gets the people going.

No it's not.

It gets the people going

I gotta love her because I love Pat but man why are people so scared of getting old? It happens to all us sooner or later.

Mr. Bowlen is the best owner in sports and he deserves this. His son on the other hand, well..

Hell it's everyone, look at Hillary's obvious facelift, or the GOPs hairplugs

I've come to talk with you again....

sausage gravy. good amount of meat that is filling and satisfying (denver defense) but had some spice to it (miller).

Webster and Colquitt are 1 and 2 for the first question, Norwood gets some props for his record setting punt return

March will be fun because of FA, but then the time leading up the draft (about 2 months) and the time leading to training camp (about another 2months) are the worst.

Yep. I just wanna live in this world where we don't lose half of our free agents.

Who is the most underrated player in the NFL?

It's about air support and not forcing it. Kind of letting the noise float out of your throat instead of shoving it out. Hard to explain, but something I learned after being banned from football games by my voice coach.

I'm dead

HAHA OH FUCK

Huh. So that's what it was

As of last year, they still distribute it amongst various impoverish countries through an org called World Vision.

I read an article once that some of those countries actually don't like receiving these shipments since it hurts the local economy. Specifically the people who sell textiles.

Kill him. Kill him. Kill him

A friend of mine pointed it out to me in the 3rd quarter. I'll never forgive.

The whole game I was complaining about that. My mom and girlfriend were just saying that I was upset that my bet was losing and now I feel fucking validated. Thank you r/nfl.

There was a guy who went to every single Clemson football game this year with a vuvuzela.

Good thing I never found out who he was

My friend pointed it out on Facebook - and then I couldn't stop noticing it.

Think of the poor guy sitting next to woo guy. Dear Lord. The restraint he had to refuse murdering woo guy is admirable.

No

I am really happy that the conversation at the gathering I was at drowned out him along with Simms

Von body these fools

I didn't think I'd find a League of Legends reference in here, but then I remembered it was the meme thread, which is pretty much all the pro postgame discussions there.

That being said since I'm here, I might as well:

Both teams turning the ball over during this game.

There are dozens of us!

"gg can't carry these noobs"

Yea not going for that fumble was soft

never forget

Not that game though

Not that game though, ending the Lakers play off win streak.

Perhaps...

It's referring the recent pic of the head of Boston Celtics coach Brad Stevens being photoshopped onto the body of Iverson, who is stepping over Tyronn Lue, who is now the coach of the Cleveland Cavaliers. It was done due to the recent last second win the Celtics had over the Cavs.

But take what you can get I guess, right?

I mean, not playing like shit in the win would have probably been better.

Except you know, winning a super bowl without relying on your defense. That'd make this a better way to go out. Maybe get MVP to close it out. I could imagine a bunch of different ways

Are you kill?

<3 H3h3

Lol live it pretty much looked like he kissed him on the cheek.

♫Gonna drink more Budweiser ♫

Salt

♫Wheres your super man pose now♫

That does not look fine.

EveryDropCounts

Carolina receivers confirmed as Colgate spokesmen

I just did the math on that number because I thought it sounded too sensational. It's actually pretty accurate.

#EveryDropCounts

They even got a laugh track at the end

and some sit-come level of shit commentary

Yeah except I'm laughing

"I am gonna go celebrate with my family and drink a lot of Budweiser. Because great times are waiting, grab some Buds.^TM Also, I would like to make it known that I couldn't have done this without McDonalds serving breakfast 24 hours a day at participating locations. I'm lovin' it.^TM "

His wife and kids must have paid him a lot of sponsorship money.

The lower the better

Josh Norman

Lol