May the calls be ever in your favor

I feel like Lady Gaga's outfit and makeup added to this immensely.

To be fair, how do we know they aren't?

But they don't want you to change the channel in case you were really looking forward to Coldplay.

"It's almost time for Super Bowl 51!"

That isn't what halftime mean?

Money money money money moooooooonnnneeeeyyyy. Money

Can you repeat that in one minute?

I just said the same thing.

So true, so true.

That fucker has never been right

You called that one.

Are you a wizard?

Love it.

You ever see Boondock Saints?

Your latent homosexuality?

your penis?

You should probably watch Boondocks Saints.

Was it his nuts?

Homosexuality

It's all down-hill from here. Next thing you'll be hiring male prostitutes on craigslist dressed up in skin tight dalmatian suits and one day your dream of getting two at once will come.

Mike Carey said Steven Averey was innocent...

Bet he loved it

They don't boo nobodies.

It's a badge of honour.

What happened, I missed it

Not one person threw a deflated ball at him. Quite disappointing

He is hydrating...

Watch me sip this Gatorade

Anyone got a gif yet?

Edit: Found it below.

🎶Gatorade you taste so good🎶

Dude had no idea what was going on.

I was waiting so intently to see what they'd do when his name was called. A hidden camera at his back, brilliant!

They are trying WAY too hard with that commercial

Puppy monkey baby was beyond disturbing.

I really hate this energy drink craze.

Agreed

Litterally never drinking it again.

Just some average Seahawks fans.

I mean, it's a lot closer to halftime than it was yesterday.

I know right?

Super Bowl started 2 weeks ago, halftime in 90 minutes = close to halftime.

I was just going to post this. These guys suck

I mean, it's Super Bowl Sunday...

imagine how the $30,000 guy is feeling

He's just reading the ad shit he's handed.

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I've never been so proud to see my boy out there.

I love it when players get booed and they embrace the hate

It's good to be bad 😈😈

Isn't he from the San Francisco area? I thought he'd get some love...

At a Boston bar in SF, he got his love while they shat on Eli.

Honest question, why do people hate Brady so vehemently? I live near DC and people here hate Tom Brady with intense amounts of passion, I really just don't get it.

He was just like "Ha suck it". I wish he would've flashed his rings to the crowd.

Surprised Brady showed up.

They did commercials last year too. I'm starting to think they are owned by the cartels.

Mexican cartels losing out to legal American weed have got to start a new game.

Ever try to add extra guac at Chipotle?

It's dat cartel money baby

Cartels are going legit.

Didn't realize that avacado conglomerate was even a thing.

What next, the pancake constituency? The pizza authority?

Considering how much they charge for guac...

Their commercials have been on point every year though

They ain't cheap

Dey b expensive do

Helps when avocados from Mexico are funded by cartels from Mexico too!

The avocado conglomerate is just a cover up for the lizard people.

It's a laundering cartel money commercial

That was my first thought too.

It will be remembered due to being WHAT THE FUCK. Which is all they want.

Their marketing toward their target demographic of 13 year olds

yet here we are talking about it...

You'll remember it won't you? That's literally the entire point.

Yeah that commercial was awful

Was it supposed to be seductive?

It'll be memorable

Shit was horrid.

I'm on my way to the shell station right now.

Robbery

so hes a Chiefs fan, huh?

Mfw

http://imgur.com/RUvc46N

Oh my god.

This could go down as one of the most upvoted comments I've ever seen on /r/NFL

Currently sitting at +1. I feel honored

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I don't know what I expected.

This is amazing topped with a dash of fuckery...or the other way around.

TIL /u/awildsketchappeared is a Chiefs fan.

Beautiful.

Holy shit that is awesome

majestic

We've gone full sixhead.

I didn't think it could be any more HD!

Oh shit youre a chiefs fan. nice

Now we know where your allegiance lies.

OMFG!!!

/r/art

You motherfucker...

This is it, the sub is over, everyone go home.

I'm so happy you're a Chiefs fan

Holy hell that is a beautiful sketch!

Solid, maybe should have added some papa johns pizza in the background.

I was here for this

Go Jags

MFW

Not really a purpose for reddit anymore. We've achieved its peak.

I wish Heat would go to Finals just to see your take on the Chalmers face.

It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen :')

Can you do one of Newton?

Aaaaaaaaaand saved.

Every god damn time!

Forehead/rest of face ratio on point

I love you.

THE FUCKING TEETH

This is a piece of history folks

HI MOM

Got 'em

It's more beautiful than I ever imagined.

Incredible

Good God almighty

I'll never understand how people can draw that well, meanwhile my handwriting hasn't progressed since 3rd grade.

Yes I'm a part of reddit history!!

Let get it all the way up.

How long have you been working on that?!

Classy as handshake of the greats by that Bronco while everyone bailed.

I'm witnessing history

You just made /r/nfl history

I can't believe you've done this

Thats... thats amazing.

Youre the best!

That forehead is glorious

Masterpiece right here

/r/bestof

You've been waiting for this moment

Over a thousand up votes in less than 30 minutes? You're a god damn wizard

I'll allow it

Never knew you were a Chiefs fan.

You're a KC fan? Yay!

It's beautiful

This is the greatest thing I've seen on Reddit.

Legend

This is your finest work.

Did you draw that? If so you should put your name on it

This is the best comment on r/nfl

I didn't know you were a Chiefs fan!

Good stuff man!!

Good Lord.

Fuckoff

Yeah but there are a few cougars.

This shit is rigged.

Racist against horse dabs

They did advertise the Jungle Book. Close enough?

There aren't any real panthers.

That's what I'm saying!!

Ayyyyy lmao

it's almost time

despite the fact that the game just started

It's almost time!

sun blaring on their face, not used to that shit in Maryland.

Everyone else paused and he was like fuck y'all. You know why I'm here.

Flacco pissed henot in SB 50?

He knows he doesn't belong there

WHAT IS A CATCH? FIND OUT NEXT NEVER!

Hit the ground!!!!! No catch!!!!

I think he got his hand under it. It's a catch

CATCH

CATCH

I dont even know so I would defer to the ruling on the field.

Catch.

I look forward to continuing shitposting with you this offseason. Harder and shittier than ever before

Nearer My Memes to thee plays in the background.

In reality, the regular season is just the shit posting pre season

I'll miss it for the new few months.

Off season shitposting starts tomorrow!

8/8 m8

Me too, thanks.

Hey, ladies too ;)

lol dab

To be fair, I think he was right. But as soon as he said it was a catch you knew they would say the opposite.

Called it

shit seriously? That seemed like forever.

TIL I have no concept of time.

People bet on how long the anthem will last?

SON OF A BITCH!

No shit? I thought i was late and has 2:20. I was convinced the fix was in when she repeated the word brave.

fuck

If this were a drinking game it would be a death sentance

This is hilarious but accurate

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"Gatorade you taste so good"

Gatorade is a football tradition.

And Lord knows I'd sit through all of it. USA BACK TO BACK WORLD WAR CHAMPS

We the People, in order to form a more perfect union...

That would be awesome

I think that's justifiable homicide

Break up with her

Sudden death playoff though...

Stick a finger in her butt later when you're fucking her. Then get her into kinky shit.

He's testing you. If you don't man up and grab the remote out his hands he's never gonna respect you.

Did you ask why he just changed to Golf during the introductions?

Oh my god. On Christmas Eve my father in law turned it from Home Alone to Dumb and Dumber To.

Not nearly as bad, but I was ready to kill him.

I refuse to believe

Start making out with his daughter. That way, he won't even be thinking about golf anymore.

It's in playoffs bro. Fowler is going to take it home.

It's fucking NON STOP. Imagine if you paid $7000 for a ticket and you sat next to that shit. Bad enough through my TV.

That's basically what Americans said, and then we got a national anthem out of it - saying fuck you to Canada too.

Come home, honey come home.

Why do yall hate the Ravens

Welcome fellow patriot!

Good call, welcome to the team

Seriously...

Yeah, wdf was that plug

Well in the sense that a lot of people have waited all year for it, yea.. But it still sounds funny

That was a catch.

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Avocados took me by surprise. Won't give the a+ til I get some context to surround it in. Don't want to shortchange anything that shows out better

SoFi straight sucked. Makes me not want to use product because it discriminates and I might not be "good" enough to use them. 2/10

Puppy monkey baby 0/10. FFFF-

Whenever I work out really hard, I just want to hydrate with a beer, stat.

Kimbo Rice

Lol.

I knew it as soon as he started talking

lol, Carey

LMAO

I'm just gonna blame Phil Simms regardless

That's gonna be such a great movie

Um, Deadpool is a cartoon, bro

Nailed it

http://imgur.com/xpltTbK

She did a really good job, to be honest, so yes I was entertained thank you for asking!

Goddamn she can sing.

WHat is that thing?

No Gaga...not really.

No, the fetus delivered himself. Which is almost more disturbing.

DORITOS ARE THE FOOD OF SATAN AND BABY KILLERS.

%Controversy

premature birth, but somebody will be bitching about it tomorrow, guaranteed

A cheesy one

premature birth commercial

Premature baby

Ted Ginn was jacking it to the National anthem. I have it on snapchat I wish I knew how to post it.

Mfw Lady Gaga sings the anthem

lip lickin good

They also boo'd Brady.

A mill from Gatorade for that.

https://realtalk.squarespace.com/?channel=video&subchannel=youtube&campaign=superbowl2016&source=sb16_buttonhook30

I'd rather have a Sim announce this game than Simms.

They are

I definitely lol'd.

Exactly

Savor it, this is the end then darkness

Jesus christ it took forever.

I've been avoiding the pre game coverage, probably for the best

If you start drinking before noon you can time travel.

And now the game is gonna go by quick.

Let's play tummy sticks!

I know it caught me so off guard!

Great commercial.

Yeah, who the fuck watches the Super Bowl for the half time report?

Thanks!

Get out

Yes it is

Not usually. She made it so.

Hey, that's pretty close

Looks amazing

Hell yeah, pretty good! Good for the bakery!

I honestly had no idea. I mean... I'm not going to go out and buy her albums after this, but FUCK, she intercepted it on the 1 yard line FTW with that one.

Totally forgot after that point was beat to shit all week...

He's the super bowl MVP. Who the fuck are you?

(Representing Seattle's defense)

I was thinking Antonio Cromartie myself

I never realized how much I wanted to see Deadpool wear a bolo tie until just now.

Yep. Don't feel like a SB.

This is normal. Welcome to the west coast!

For us on the East Coast, yeah. This must be opposite of how the West Coast feels when the game is out here.

ikr its not even primetime

Outfit was whack as fuck and she did some stupid pop star shit to the anthem but she can legit sing. There's no studio magic going on there, she's talented as hell.

Everybody hates Simms but Nance says some dumb ass shit.

Shut up you tit!

Just like the music city illegal forward lateral miracle?

As is Jets tradition

Not at all friend.

Not at all. I'm doing the exact same. On the porch smoking with a plate of bean dip, wings, chips and a pile of jello shots.

Yep no Safety

The /r/hockey thread is currently sitting at #2 on /r/all. So the fuck shit uppery needs to be upped.

Are we taking bets on how many times we crash Reddit?

Until stripped of the title by Lady Gaga.

LIKE WE'D KNOW

pandering to the foreign audience pffft

No joke, similar ball to their own endzone thing too.

Panthers are getting Bronco'd by the Broncos

I love it

We learned from the last superbowl.

2013 Seahawks or 2014 Seahawks?

A puppymonkeybaby so it's ok

Don't forget that he licks one of the guys

Doritos commercials are always the funniest every SB

Bro, X Files is doing something during halftime.

THANK GOD!

1 please

Carey is not bad. I'll take a Simms pitchfork though. But to be honest, as long as no Joe Buck I won't be mad.

"Here he is #94, Von Miller" - phil simms

What????

Thats what caused the call

Nobody did, man. Nobody.

lets be friends

Buick can't escape their curse

hahahahhahhahahahahhah

No, they're saying you have to be old and white to afford one.

Wasn't that supposed to be Buzz?

Also through a winding Cliffside route at 205mph

Clearly early onset dementia.

Keep us updated. Stay strong brother.

oh my god.

Priming the GOAT gif.

hides under a table

FADE THE SNOOS

Crashing the site. With no survivors.

12 month old **

Fuck me

Why should you wear Seahawks themed clothing to an exam?

Because then you'll pass, even if you shouldn't.

I'm pretty sure Coldplay doesn't make people hot and heavy.

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It really blew up last season when Gatorade put a picture of Peyton on the bottle with the title "The Sheriff". It was orange flavored.

John Goodman too. Damn.

Don't get to excited. Apparently it's some other film that got canned so they slapped the Cloverfield name on it to recoup some cash.

Cloverfield with motherfucking JOHN GOODMAN

Total fucking riverboat noobs.

Yeah but TOOT TOOT MOTHERFUCKER

They're trying to keep the people who only tune in for the half time show from turning their TV off.

All same company they also own taco bell

He used "paralysis" on the right tackle. It was super effective

the better question is, why does CBS still hasn't fucking sent him packing

Lol i have not seen him right once this year. I thought for sure that would have changed on that play but nope, if he says something you can bet it will be the reverse

He wasn't.

That was a goddamn catch

On point baby!

Shocktop is pretty bad though

Winner of every superbowl.

BACK 2 BACK WORLD WAR CHAMPS

Fuck your yellow dot to stand on and wave, I'm going to giggle my way to the stand

its been 3 plays lol

They are great every year. I think they had the species draft last year.

As someone watching out of the US, I wish I could see these commercials :( Instead I'm getting normal German commercials, and the commentator is a cross dresser (Okay the last part is kind of fun)

Well we already had Greg, Peanut & Ron.

Drinking also encourages baby making

Well, when you consider the fact we have been waiting almost a year since the last one, it is really close.

Uh... I think looking at it is clearly a puppymonkeybaby.

Only this time he was actually right when he was wrong.

Mhm. I wouldn't be surprised if the Broncos end up losing Brock Lobster though.

This is the question I want to know the answer to!!

Someday...

are not relevant (this is a post from 1970)

get a thicker skin.

almost anything would have been a better start

thanks john madden

:')

I hate it

That Doritos commercial has been the only good one

too much commercials, gonna make an overdose

so glad it's broadcast on BBC here in England. There's no adverts, so just football analysis in all the breaks.

Rekt

She killed it

She's beautiful and has a spectacular voice. I feel better just to have listened to that.

Over!

Oh my God 😂😂

That smile though.

When the drugs hit you too hard and you have to concentrate on not dying.

Creepy af

Nightmares bruh

AYYY DANK MEME

Yeah that couldn't have turned out worse for the Panthers - player limping off and a TD conceded

Still not sure why it was ruled incomplete.

Still not sure why it was ruled incomplete.

good looking out bro

And a stunt woman

I do her

Source? lol

Ah yes. Blurred Lines girl.

2014 happened and now she's fucking everywhere...

we all knew

We're gonna need a [serious] game thread.

Already packed, this is boring^JK

Fucking Tails... You had one job coin. You were supposed to bring balance to the flips not leave us in tailsieness!

Thanks, Phil.

football is family

My house got completely quiet during that one.

Where was he? I must've looked down at the time lol

The dominos method

Literally not your father's Oldsmobile.

I picked the Broncos to win, hedged my bet by picking Jonathan Stewart to be the MVP.

Ad's are more important.. why show the actual game.

but it was so random!!! XD

It makes me want to fling myself from the nearest cliff

That caused the Civil War, not the dress.

Especially 3PM local time

This is normal. Welcome to the west coast!

I find it weirder for Wrestlemania

I agree. That was pretty messed up

Didn't work yet. Just say wow jungle book all excited. They just showed the trailer.

I don't think the refs do either

They did the same thing to Elway so it's not really a surprise.

I can't begin to describe how happy I was when we replaced him.

He's an NFL caliber CB with the manners of a 2 year old.

If it dies, it dies.

Reddit needs to figure its shit out. It's embarassing that a website this size consistently goes down for predictable events. You don't see facebook collapsing.

What I'd give to be able to see their hardware performance graphs now...

Reddit needs to figure its shit out. It's embarassing that a website this size consistently goes down for predictable events. You don't see facebook collapsing.

Reddit needs to figure its shit out. It's embarassing that a website this size consistently goes down for predictable events. You don't see facebook collapsing.

Go full Chip Kelly.

"A lapdance is so much better when the stripper is crying"

Your stomach thanks you.

You've already ordered a new sofa, right?

I guessed correctly then,.

Name was Russell

OH!!! That's how you do it! - Kirk Cousins

If Peyton could dab if they win, I could die happy tonight.

I'm ok with this. Really, really ok

But it's coming up!

My thoughts exactly

BUT IT'S ALMOST HERE YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS IT DO YOU?

DON"T MISS THE PEPSI HALF TIME SHOW. DID WE MENTION THE HALF TIME SHOW?!

Its to appeal to the non-football fans just tuning in for Beyonce, aka the majority of female viewers

but it's almost time

how was the call blown? the ball clearly made contact with the ground before he rolled over.

Go panthers.

Maybe Goodell is shorting Trojan stock?

There was one last year too

Liam Neeson did one for Clash of Clans or something last year

nope

you didn't knew it

like clockwork

Nice call

From Phil Simms Bingo at least lol

I told my friends Mike thinks it's a catch so I told them it's not.

In this case though, he was right. That was some bullshit

Haha no one does!

Yeah I would say that's one thing Brady did well was to make sure if he didn't have a target to get rid of it ASAP.

Bravo sir or ma'am, bravo.

That's what I saw. I still think it's the right call. Don't have a horse in this race.

That's what I saw. It looked like it bounced out of his control to me.

if you have control and the ball doesn't move when it hits it is allowed to touch the ground

No you're right. Threads full of people rooting for the panthers it seems

If Dez didn't catch it there is no way that was a catch. I agree.

Yes I don't see how people are so upset the tip hits the ground and then the ball moves.

That Mt. Dew commercial gave me nightmares though.

But if you just try it!! We promise!! You will LOVE the car!!!

you too, thanks

tylenol users

people who recently got old and just suffered a sudden illness?

I wonder that about everyone who pays for these adds.

oh god dude its like he can barely throw it

He certainly wasn't wrong that time.

Those are fighting words

That's the joke

Its early. You don't want to set up Peyton Manning to go up 2 scores in the first quarter. Just make Peyton work for it.

Well... when it happens, a Woeld War coincidentally happens as well

What is this...."offensive line" of which you speak? Where do we get one?

Yeah, this must be their drive of the year so far.

Offered to pay in lean

Cash money probably.

They paid him.

yep

It explains the depopulation in Buffalo and Cleveland as well...

Probably thought that going for it on their own 30 against the best defense in the league at the start of the game might not be a good idea

It's the same day I guess

I said the same thing. Except for my mother and son are sitting by me, so less "fuck".

Seeing as though money has existed for hundreds of years, 2001 is pretty recent.

They're targeting millennials - new to having jobs and money.

Doritos cause abortion is what I take away from this.

Lol that's not an abortion...

Best Buy dude upsold?

That guys face needs to be meme

Dammit Jed

Don't forget it's almost the Halftime Show

I blame left shark

Apparently.

CALLED IT

But it was 3 great things combined

Because Cotchery bobbled it going to the ground. Then despite having his hand underneath, the tip of the football touches the ground as he went to the ground and he bobbled it again.

A Pats fan talking

Carey is the bad luck

He caught it, but nfl catch rules are more complicated than just catching it. Or something like that.

To me it looked like the nose of the ball touched the ground as he went down. He never really had control of it.

MY BOY CLETE BLACKMAN CHOO CHOO

After the way the Panthers played in the play-offs I don't think they'll mentally be able to pull off that comeback

What is this one havent heard it yet

It really is though. I think that's why Seattle lost to the Panthers.

Wait, what superstition?

Yeah be pissed at the refs but that was an awful play as well.

Is anyone around to hear it?

yeah, but probably in another dimension.

Very true.

Wasn't even a blown call

That's what it's called.

HOW CAN THEY CALL THIS A BIRD'S EYE VIEW THEY DIDN'T JAM IT INTO A BIRD'S FACE.

I think it's generally agreed upon that the refs are just blind/stupid.

I sure do

Yeah, he's good but somewhat out of control

So we should just accept shitty rules? They aren't defending Talib

They're choking.

Mostly Denver, part Newton missing open guys, part Cotchery playing hot potato twice.

I think a bit of both. Also, Cam hasn't been very accurate.

Yes.

yes

Denver defense is on point. This is going towards the way of the Pats-Broncos game in the AFCCG.

Cotchery has killed us with two huge drops

Definitely Camservative