[deleted] · 7 points · Posted at 15:37:16 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Are you being satirical? Seriously?
You have to be saying that sarcastically. No one could be this oblivious.
Gequinn · 15 points · Posted at 16:04:44 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)*
Look at their post history. Fancies himself a hardcore memer seems like.
Edit: here's a nice little excerpt:
Sucks for you I totally am ready for /u/imightbegettingajob just throw her down on the bed go to town licking those boobs and fingering that clit then licking down her body and licking the shit outta those fuckin pussy flaps swirling my tongue around that clit getting her orgasming multiple times squirting everywhere and all over my face drowning in her pussy juices and cum then rise up buff and badass push my mushroom tip into her beef flaps and CLAP CLAP CLAP goes our pelvises as they slam together I'm talkin pound town baby she loveing it squirting more screaming in ecstacy then I finally pull out and blast the biggest fuckin load all over her face look at those lips she got so nice those are some high speed dsl's she licking the cum up from around her mouth
[deleted] · 14 points · Posted at 16:27:15 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)*
Holy shit I found Rick James's reddit account. Have you thought about doing an ama? How much cocaine would I have to give you to convince you to just fuck my couch up?
[deleted] · 4 points · Posted at 17:25:31 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
It kinda is good parenting. The child might not know how to react in this situation so by being loud/panicky/worried you might provoke it to cry in pain/throw a tantrum. At least that's what people on here usually say for stuff like this.
Is that the original video? Because the work looks a lot like Action Movie Kid. I'm not digging through all 60 videos right now to find the duplicate... but I suspect the person who is showing this is claiming something that isn't hers.
Man, ever since a certain shit sipping subreddit was stopped from flooding the front page with absolute shit posts, I have found some of the coolest subs. Ive subscribed to four different subs this week alone. Thank you Reddit for getting back to your fucking awesome self!
The air burst [of a child] is usually 100 to 1,000 m (330 to 3,280 ft) above the hypocenter to allow the shockwave of the fission or fusion driven explosion to bounce off the ground and back into itself, creating a shockwave that is more forceful than one from a detonation at ground level. - Wikipedia
[deleted] · 431 points · Posted at 12:22:27 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
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Flutterdad · 20 points · Posted at 19:01:33 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
its ok me to glad im not alone
[deleted] · -449 points · Posted at 15:01:34 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
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Gequinn · 186 points · Posted at 15:11:16 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)*
Yup. Sure is. Right down on your nut sack.
nice_fucking_kitty · 33 points · Posted at 15:12:31 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Micheal Bay that, bitch.
forgot3n · 17 points · Posted at 17:28:34 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
You guys always fall for the negative karma farmers. I upvoted him. He's got one of the lowest karma accounts on reddit.
Gequinn · 10 points · Posted at 17:38:41 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
I know exactly what he is. I wouldn't have bothered looking at his post history otherwise.
That being said, he's still got nearly 3x the karma I do.
IvanIsResting · 4 points · Posted at 19:29:39 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
I don't even have 1/2 of yours.
sweetypeas · 2 points · Posted at 22:40:54 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Holy fuck what did he say
Gequinn · 3 points · Posted at 23:29:56 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
What I quoted.
I figured he'd delete it sooner or later, so that's why I quoted him.
sweetypeas · 1 points · Posted at 00:23:04 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Oh. Sometimes [a lot of times] people edit the quotes. Tks
Gequinn · 1 points · Posted at 00:28:13 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
I usually try not to.
no_turn_unstoned · -135 points · Posted at 15:13:21 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Real mature.
Gequinn · 18 points · Posted at 15:18:56 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Thanks, me too.
[deleted] · 7 points · Posted at 15:37:16 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Are you being satirical? Seriously?
You have to be saying that sarcastically. No one could be this oblivious.
Gequinn · 15 points · Posted at 16:04:44 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)*
Look at their post history. Fancies himself a hardcore memer seems like.
Edit: here's a nice little excerpt:
[deleted] · 14 points · Posted at 16:27:15 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)*
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ameddin73 · 8 points · Posted at 16:42:23 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
FTFY
Dreaming_in_a_Coma · 6 points · Posted at 17:24:25 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Holy shit I found Rick James's reddit account. Have you thought about doing an ama? How much cocaine would I have to give you to convince you to just fuck my couch up?
[deleted] · 4 points · Posted at 17:25:31 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
All of it.
Dreaming_in_a_Coma · 1 points · Posted at 17:34:58 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
I have 2 lines worth. I'm willing to throw in crack
moonpielover69 · 1 points · Posted at 19:06:29 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
I don't understand how he doesn't have negative karma
Jrook · 1 points · Posted at 01:59:23 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
I don't think that is copypasta, but it definitely borrows heavily from r/copypasta
[deleted] · 4 points · Posted at 17:11:53 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Then pay attention next time. Mods, banhammer, time to drop it.
Dentarthurdent42 · 1 points · Posted at 23:58:45 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
no_turn_unstoned is a fairly prominent troll.
Girthquake42 · 12 points · Posted at 15:34:40 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Aren't you that guy who has a subreddit dedicated to yourself?
[deleted] · -76 points · Posted at 15:35:29 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)*
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democratsgotnoclue · 26 points · Posted at 15:37:32 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Here I was thinking memes couldn't get any worse...
Tater8q3 · 18 points · Posted at 15:43:21 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Yeah this is a troll guys
Sploosh_Mcgoo · 10 points · Posted at 15:39:10 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
I hope that sub is some form of satire.
Mike-Oxenfire · 13 points · Posted at 15:46:39 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Look at the comments. People seem to like them and encourage him. I believe they're all his secret alts for each of his personalities.
Hortondamon22 · 3 points · Posted at 19:14:21 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
It is
Girthquake42 · 6 points · Posted at 15:45:41 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Memes too dank.
xXDad_ToucherXx · 4 points · Posted at 17:53:29 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
You are my favorite troll account of all time.
lordkars · 1 points · Posted at 17:03:05 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
FUCK ALL THE HATERS!!! YOU BETTER WATCH YOURSELVES AROUND THE PACK BITCHES!!! WE WATCH EACHOTHERS BACKS!!!
DownvotesForAdmins · 4 points · Posted at 20:38:33 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
FUCKEN THIS!!!!!!!!!
WATCH OUT PEOPLE YOU DONT KNOW WHO YOUR MESSING WITH
bombikid · 1 points · Posted at 21:59:33 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
My downvotes stand for upvotes, master
CrushedPix3l · 7 points · Posted at 15:38:37 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
The cringe is real
noturbuddyfriend · 1 points · Posted at 17:27:17 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Good thing you aren't a mod.
VoidChronos · 102 points · Posted at 14:14:55 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
The poster hanging out of the window says "Fly the f*** out" in Russian. Just an extra bit of flavour.
Warfrog · 38 points · Posted at 14:44:48 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
source on original clip?
[deleted] · 63 points · Posted at 17:57:40 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)*
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Mycatatecarrots · 17 points · Posted at 22:02:39 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
The Dad's continued laughter prior to checking on the kid's well-being is hilarious.
Sometimes good parenting must be sacrificed for humour.
Grunzelbart · 19 points · Posted at 22:44:03 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
It kinda is good parenting. The child might not know how to react in this situation so by being loud/panicky/worried you might provoke it to cry in pain/throw a tantrum. At least that's what people on here usually say for stuff like this.
ISISFieldAgent · 2 points · Posted at 13:30:12 on July 3, 2016 · (Permalink)
Wow that kid really did almost get launched out the window.
Ferro_Giconi · 1 points · Posted at 18:53:32 on July 6, 2016 · (Permalink)
I'm so glad he didn't actually go flying out a window, even if that was a 2-3ft drop that broken glass would have sucked.
atomicomic · 1 points · Posted at 05:40:38 on August 9, 2016 · (Permalink)
whew...
Rimbosity · 0 points · Posted at 18:31:01 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Is that the original video? Because the work looks a lot like Action Movie Kid. I'm not digging through all 60 videos right now to find the duplicate... but I suspect the person who is showing this is claiming something that isn't hers.
Txbored · 11 points · Posted at 18:40:33 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Its not action movie kid this video is older than that account and first movie
Rimbosity · 2 points · Posted at 20:18:52 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Ah. Thanks for the info.
SlightlyStable · 62 points · Posted at 16:19:41 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/xNGS3sD.gifv
hbarSquared · 25 points · Posted at 14:02:49 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Now this is why I subscribe to this sub. Nicely done.
j0be · 74 points · Posted at 15:09:46 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/rqHlsZ2
mozgotrah · 31 points · Posted at 15:34:32 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Instant child whitener
[deleted] · 12 points · Posted at 22:20:56 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
That's why MJ held his out the window off the balcony.
DoctorBlueBox1 · 11 points · Posted at 11:40:16 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
I think she'll be a bit more than just angry o.o
whats8 · 6 points · Posted at 16:28:57 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
blyat
wildflowersummer · 20 points · Posted at 16:06:37 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)*
Man, ever since a certain shit sipping subreddit was stopped from flooding the front page with absolute shit posts, I have found some of the coolest subs. Ive subscribed to four different subs this week alone. Thank you Reddit for getting back to your fucking awesome self!
Smeghead333 · 6 points · Posted at 18:42:25 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Subscripted.
wildflowersummer · 1 points · Posted at 19:54:15 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Didn't even notice. Feeling like autocorrect failed me. *Subscribed
Fearfultick0 · 7 points · Posted at 16:47:04 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Are you talking about news?
LittleKingsguard · 11 points · Posted at 18:45:54 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
the_donald.
Fearfultick0 · 1 points · Posted at 19:54:06 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Did it get banned
throwawaysarebetter · 7 points · Posted at 20:32:06 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
They changed how /r/all worked so that no one sub will ever dominate it. At most you'll see two or three posts from a single subreddit.
Fearfultick0 · 7 points · Posted at 21:14:07 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
I like that
ISISFieldAgent · 3 points · Posted at 13:32:02 on July 3, 2016 · (Permalink)
You can always use the filter. I filtered out Donald, Bernie, and Hilary posts a long time ago. MAKE REDDIT GREAT AGAIN!
galacticflower · 3 points · Posted at 20:46:11 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Perfect. 5/7
classecrified · 3 points · Posted at 23:19:02 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
And thus tears in heaven was written.
thefourblackbars · 2 points · Posted at 03:32:52 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Lol so wrong
l0calher0 · 2 points · Posted at 18:59:10 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Holy shit! Was he okay?
f0rmality · 3 points · Posted at 06:51:18 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Didn't you see the explosion?
ISISFieldAgent · 2 points · Posted at 13:32:25 on July 3, 2016 · (Permalink)
ded
garmonboziamilkshake · 1 points · Posted at 19:21:56 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
The guy filming?
beelzeflub · 4 points · Posted at 13:19:55 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
I'm confused
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 14:07:21 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
I'm glad this exists. Looks so real.
AndrewWaldron · 1 points · Posted at 15:34:23 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Jack-Jack!
TopCheddar27 · 1 points · Posted at 16:14:19 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Wow I'm so glad I just discovered this sub
chardychar · 1 points · Posted at 18:10:12 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
That was amazing
otto3210 · 1 points · Posted at 19:50:11 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
would you knoww my name...
Noah5900 · 1 points · Posted at 20:09:49 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Reminds me of a gif posted the other day where the kid hits the light and the room goes blue
jetsparrow · 1 points · Posted at 22:29:59 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
OP is a bundle of sticks for not providing source.
©patiffonka from pikabu.ru
Cozzma · 1 points · Posted at 01:25:17 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
I just want to say that this is some of the most beautiful work I've seen in this sub ever. Thank you for creating and sharing!
Jpsla · 1 points · Posted at 02:00:16 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
It's funny. But all I can think about is how I should be careful for something like that with my nephews and nieces.... I'm getting old.
prodromic · 1 points · Posted at 10:05:29 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
I didn't know children were so explosive.
Travittilis · 1 points · Posted at 14:27:39 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Looks like you have Atom Bomb Baby installed.
jfk_47 · -2 points · Posted at 13:55:39 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Shouldn't you make him fly up an away? Instead of, ya know, die?
Takios · 28 points · Posted at 14:03:36 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
That'd be pretty unrealistic, wouldn't you say?
jfk_47 · 8 points · Posted at 14:08:43 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Good point.
[deleted] · 6 points · Posted at 15:08:37 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Maybe for /r/mypeopleneedme, but this is /r/michaelbaygifs. Shit better explode.
r0b0c0d · 3 points · Posted at 17:27:54 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
The air burst [of a child] is usually 100 to 1,000 m (330 to 3,280 ft) above the hypocenter to allow the shockwave of the fission or fusion driven explosion to bounce off the ground and back into itself, creating a shockwave that is more forceful than one from a detonation at ground level. - Wikipedia
deathpulse42 · 0 points · Posted at 14:52:41 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
/r/unexpected
pleaseforgivemelord · -5 points · Posted at 15:07:00 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
This is terrible, but I'd love to see one of those 9/11 gif mashups with this kid flying out the window cutting to him flying into the twin towers.
Ohm_My_God · 0 points · Posted at 14:45:13 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Not enough lens flair and explosions :/
bucko9765 · -4 points · Posted at 15:46:38 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Angled bay windows on the inside, perfectly flat glass skyscraper on the outside
Funny gif, I'm sure it took a lot of time to make but that little bit stood out to me