me irl

Lord_Saddleybags · 1286 points · Posted at 15:12:59 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

Please clap

[deleted] · 315 points · Posted at 15:26:40 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

I begin clapping after my own presentations.

AtomicKittenz · 226 points · Posted at 16:07:09 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

Jokes on you guys. I have a clapping sound playing at the end of my powerpoint.

[deleted] · 45 points · Posted at 16:31:21 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

you smell that?

flykessel · 37 points · Posted at 17:20:34 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

It smells a lot like...like...

[deleted] · 95 points · Posted at 17:22:40 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)*

[deleted]

no_turn_unstoned · 29 points · Posted at 19:52:00 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

FUCK YOU FOR EVER

DOUBTING MY ASS I HAVE BEEN NOTHING BUT LOYAL

McBurger · 21 points · Posted at 18:07:32 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

That smelly smell... Anchovies

[deleted] · 13 points · Posted at 19:16:17 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

It smelled more like autism to me

Grumpy_Bump · 13 points · Posted at 23:39:42 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

Well this is reddit

[deleted] · -6 points · Posted at 23:55:31 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

righto, nigger

flykessel · 8 points · Posted at 02:05:46 on March 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

bruh

Cleath · 2 points · Posted at 16:58:34 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cj2rxFS0qDQ

youtubefactsbot · 1 points · Posted at 16:59:00 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)

The Smelly Smell that Smells Smelly (HD) [0:14]

From SpongeBob's pilot episode, "Help Wanted"

^Gloria0004 ⁱⁿ ^Film ^& ^Animation

^301,697 ^views ^since ^Aug ²⁰¹¹

^bot ^info

UniqueError · 1 points · Posted at 22:19:07 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

Mm, anchovy pizza..

memeticmachine · 3 points · Posted at 19:48:08 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

burnt almonds?

ke7ofi · 3 points · Posted at 21:06:34 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

onions.

nightwolf92 · 2 points · Posted at 04:11:07 on March 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

That smelly smell that smells, smelly.

POI_Harold-Finch · 2 points · Posted at 18:05:12 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

care to join me

moistbutter · 20 points · Posted at 18:02:02 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

clapping

GOOD JAAAB

DurstBurp · 9 points · Posted at 20:37:37 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

I clap throughout my presentations to add some excitement and flare.

[deleted] · 5 points · Posted at 23:25:40 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

I literally added vocal sound effects to my stoiciometry ppt last week. every animation I'd say "BOOM" because retards are easily entertained

DurstBurp · 7 points · Posted at 23:30:15 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 23:55:08 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

clapping new mayme confirme

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[deleted] · 5 points · Posted at 00:31:10 on March 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

Let me get in on the ground floor here.

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

dank af

[deleted] · 7 points · Posted at 00:36:10 on March 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏

👏

[deleted] · 7 points · Posted at 00:37:04 on March 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

👏^{👏^{^{👏^{^{^👏}}}}}

[deleted] · 8 points · Posted at 01:03:33 on March 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

👏

👏👏

fuck

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 05:10:35 on March 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

newfags can't clapforce

👏

👏👏

JARL_OF_ANNARBOR · 16 points · Posted at 16:33:43 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

Guacabowle

[deleted] · 6 points · Posted at 17:16:31 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

FEEBLE ~~CURSED ONE~~ GUAC BOWL MERCHANT

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 17:31:00 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

wow a dark souls 2 reference. I approve

gbsolo12 · 115 points · Posted at 15:43:09 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

Good speech, Jebber.

coochiecrumb · 26 points · Posted at 15:47:37 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)*

This is the first time I've been on this sub on my computer and I got confused by your username. Then I noticed everyone else.

Edit: downvotes. sleep tight, precious karma.

Artvandelay1 · 16 points · Posted at 15:55:50 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

So everyone in this sub is always completely anonymous?

coochiecrumb · 26 points · Posted at 16:11:27 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

Unless they reply to you, Mr. /u/Artvandelay1. Or you turn off CSS.

Artvandelay1 · 13 points · Posted at 16:19:17 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

Oh that makes sense. Thank god I've had this pseudonym ever since I went into importing and exporting.

[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 20:07:21 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

I thought you were in latex?

__LordNibbler__ · 2 points · Posted at 23:49:01 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

Or you're on a mobile app

__LordNibbler__ · 2 points · Posted at 23:49:17 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

Or you're on a mobile app

xx2Hardxx · 1 points · Posted at 18:04:17 on March 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

But what if you're on a mobile app?

__LordNibbler__ · 0 points · Posted at 23:49:56 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

Or you're on a mobile app

Funny_MemesMemes · 2 points · Posted at 18:13:39 on March 21, 2016 · (Permalink)

mobile ass

gbsolo12 · 6 points · Posted at 16:07:22 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

I'm on mobile so idk

linkybaa · 1 points · Posted at 16:11:39 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

You can turn the sub's CSS off and see actual usernames.

-Frank · 3 points · Posted at 18:56:50 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

On mobile you see them

persona_dos · 1 points · Posted at 17:41:23 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

Sleep tight, pupper.

Ragnavoke · 8 points · Posted at 16:37:25 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

slow and steady wins the race

awakenDeepBlue · 7 points · Posted at 19:50:39 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

"They are kicking me off. They are kicking me off."

Castallion · 5 points · Posted at 20:08:38 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

You are a big fat mistake

g33kst4r · 6 points · Posted at 18:24:19 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

low energy

BERTRAMUS · 2 points · Posted at 17:46:45 on April 6, 2016 · (Permalink)

Jeb is a mess

fearguns · 1 points · Posted at 08:23:52 on August 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

Jeb is a waste

BERTRAMUS · 1 points · Posted at 13:09:14 on August 29, 2016 · (Permalink)

Jeb is a BIG FAT MISTAKE

Vandelay_Latex_Sales · 383 points · Posted at 14:55:46 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

Well at least it's ogre.

IsaacJDean · 56 points · Posted at 15:50:38 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

ayy

RandomName01 · 46 points · Posted at 17:49:50 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

lmao

g33kst4r · 17 points · Posted at 18:24:35 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

Some body once told me

[deleted] · 44 points · Posted at 19:10:11 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

She had a boyfriend

jobud9 · 31 points · Posted at 19:39:34 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

Who looked like a girlfriend

[deleted] · 23 points · Posted at 19:51:20 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

She's the only one I got.

-ShaOfCasuals- · 15 points · Posted at 19:55:06 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

Da da da da

[deleted] · 34 points · Posted at 20:00:41 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

It's the motha fuckin D R E

kenba2099 · 3 points · Posted at 03:26:58 on March 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

Still

ShaneH7646 · 1 points · Posted at 03:34:56 on March 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

StevePre · 11 points · Posted at 17:17:14 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

But it's not ogre... it's never ogre...

kenba2099 · 1 points · Posted at 03:27:14 on March 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

It's ogre when I say it's ogre.

ShaneH7646 · 4 points · Posted at 03:35:16 on March 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

Ogre

AtomicKittenz · 8 points · Posted at 16:07:34 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)*

Presentations have layers!!

gatsncrap · 2 points · Posted at 17:30:11 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

Check yaself before you shrek yourself.

iam-miasamia · 1 points · Posted at 18:53:20 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

Some would say it was mediogre.

[deleted] · 239 points · Posted at 15:26:10 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

you can post pictures to yik yak now?

brb. about to show central new jersey my cawk

JeromesNiece · 36 points · Posted at 16:24:37 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)*

As of this week you can even add a public username.

[deleted] · 222 points · Posted at 16:31:50 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

wowee I don't give a FUCK I just want the world to see my penor

essenceoferlenmeyer · 25 points · Posted at 16:42:16 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

You can show us! We're the world

[deleted] · 46 points · Posted at 16:57:26 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

beg

essenceoferlenmeyer · 53 points · Posted at 17:01:02 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

Daddy pls

[deleted] · 13 points · Posted at 19:16:40 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

u wan sum fuk?

Akimanki · 6 points · Posted at 06:25:08 on March 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

Gib cummies

NolanOnTheRiver · 34 points · Posted at 16:42:48 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

Can i get early access

AtomicKittenz · 76 points · Posted at 16:08:03 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

Aaaaaand he's banned from yik yak.

revaew · 65 points · Posted at 15:22:22 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

Oh look, a big stupid ugly ogre. They judge me before they even know me

lsaz · 24 points · Posted at 16:53:48 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

Dont worry i think you're ugly even after knowing you! :)

[deleted] · 247 points · Posted at 15:26:25 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

[deleted]

intermu · 85 points · Posted at 16:20:26 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

Thanks, y- you too.

[deleted] · 60 points · Posted at 17:14:39 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)*

[deleted]

Leggilo · 2 points · Posted at 02:02:23 on March 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

I think people overthink the "you too" response too much. Most people, I believe, have mindlessly given this response that they understand what you mean. I don't think anyone that has had that response said to them has ever thought that the other person was weird or awkward.

needtoquithelp · 24 points · Posted at 17:19:03 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

that's hilarious. you just gotta play it off

uitham · 34 points · Posted at 17:32:42 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

you totally could've done that in a non awkward way, like ironically or some shit

IbanSteel · 9 points · Posted at 19:25:34 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

Mine might be worse. One minute in I start stuttering because I ran of things to make up to bullshit my way through. I ended the sentence on "...and" and made a gesture to some girl in my group. I could feel myself turning bright red and it didn't help that I am as pale as Snoo.

kenba2099 · 1 points · Posted at 03:27:41 on March 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

What's Snoo?

[deleted] · 9 points · Posted at 19:52:08 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

This sub is forever better than the other one because we call autism autism.

Punchee · 1 points · Posted at 00:31:39 on March 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

That's one of those memories that sneaks up on you just as you lay down to sleep. And it will haunt you until the end of your days.

whale_enthusiast · 54 points · Posted at 15:29:23 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

I wouldn't say awful, just medi-ogre

RealSarcasmBot · 5 points · Posted at 18:05:04 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

Man, that presentation sure did drag-on for a long time.

Royalflush0 · 1 points · Posted at 18:14:38 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

You dont seem like a bot to me

RandomName01 · -1 points · Posted at 17:51:47 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

just like your joke

ayyyy

linkybaa · 63 points · Posted at 15:15:58 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

what kind of doggo is this

Eat_The_Muffin · 58 points · Posted at 16:54:19 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)*

No.

[deleted] · 16 points · Posted at 15:27:06 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

common

linkybaa · 63 points · Posted at 15:28:53 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

i think its a punishment

IlanRegal · 7 points · Posted at 17:20:20 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

Byotiful.

ginnydebt10en · 3 points · Posted at 00:22:33 on March 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

Holy shit dude hard R not okay

Kmlkmljkl · 3 points · Posted at 15:38:10 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

layery doggo

[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 17:00:29 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

Pupper

kenba2099 · 1 points · Posted at 03:28:06 on March 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

Pupper

[deleted] · 13 points · Posted at 16:09:12 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

University of York YikYak?

AHipsterFetus · 29 points · Posted at 16:22:54 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

Nah, university of Yak's Yik York

[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 16:42:57 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

If you keep karma whoring the fresh memes of demoralized students then I'm going to have to Yak my Yik into your York.

kenba2099 · 1 points · Posted at 03:29:13 on March 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

No no it's Yakiversity of U York

lollipoppizza · 3 points · Posted at 16:43:06 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

I'd have said Bath. Memes transcend city limits I suppose.

mynameisalsomatthew · 2 points · Posted at 19:04:30 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

Exeter

Sataris · 0 points · Posted at 23:43:17 on March 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Please, everyone knows Durham is the capital of YikYak

Ryder_Tom · 10 points · Posted at 22:29:41 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

+1 for real subreddit in r/all!

Work_Suckz · 6 points · Posted at 16:15:38 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

"Are you hungry for apples?"

NBAPwns13 · 6 points · Posted at 17:08:29 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

Me in a few minutes

Thebubumc · 7 points · Posted at 17:37:03 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

Can somebody explain Yik Yak to me? Is it just a place where people anonymously talk about their school?

_ThunderDome_ · 6 points · Posted at 19:00:41 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

Well it's anonymous but posts are seen within a certain radius. That's why you may see a lot of school related posts

iamsoserious · 7 points · Posted at 18:45:56 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

Oh fuck, this will be me at my dissertation defense tomorrow.

James_Locke · 4 points · Posted at 16:12:46 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

I once presented so badly that I literally just walked out of the room without taking questions. Took me a few moments to calm down.

como_siempre · 3 points · Posted at 15:41:56 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

I'm sorry, did you say "S"?

corn54321 · 3 points · Posted at 18:28:20 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

That was me on Monday. I was presenting the validation of the N of 1 predictions using PDX (patient derived xenografts).

test822 · 4 points · Posted at 22:50:10 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

yeah and I'm giving a presentation on the n-flibulous numerices of the z-factor zeminades

malphasia · 3 points · Posted at 02:09:07 on March 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

Just do what I did and put stupid memes of your TA in all your slides. He'll be so dumbfounded by your autism that he'll forget how bad your actual understanding of the material is!

pagrafy · 2 points · Posted at 20:41:01 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

My presentations are usually mediogre

quintoast · 2 points · Posted at 22:33:48 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

just reading that post gave me anxiety

Andythrax · 2 points · Posted at 16:39:33 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

Tips for giving a good presentation anyone?

I'll go first. Have a good intro and outro:

Tell them what you're going to tell them.

Tell them it.

Tell them what you told them.

This way when it's the end, even if it was shit, everybody knows it's the end and you don't have to do the "ta-DA" thing

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 17:13:12 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

It's all ogre now

Sylvester_Spaceman · 1 points · Posted at 17:48:50 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

Fuck im giving 2 presentations today and tomorrow. this hits home too hard

cold_rush · 1 points · Posted at 17:58:32 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

Better than lockjaw

Hindsight_Regret · 1 points · Posted at 19:00:30 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

Do these images all go through a jpegifier to add artifacts before being posted?

mynameisalsomatthew · 1 points · Posted at 19:03:55 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

op took this from Exeter YikYak

WatchMeDisperse · 1 points · Posted at 19:38:36 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)*

In highschool I was in a group with a bunch of people who didn't really care for the class. (Anthropology)

Anyways, while everyone else was reading right off of their paper's, there I was, overselling every point, talking with a lot of gestures, the whole 9 yards.

In the end, I got a decent 80%, and my teacher wrong "Great Save" on my rubric.

rodmunch99 · 1 points · Posted at 19:56:16 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

I like what you did there. Even your Reddit presentations are fucking awful.

kofteburger · 1 points · Posted at 22:37:16 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

I prefer this reaction https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsqJFIJ5lLs

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 23:04:53 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

When pictures are Compressed to shit. This what you get. I want to feel human again.

yoboyandy · 1 points · Posted at 01:36:48 on March 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

Lubbock Yik Yak???? Saw this on there today.

Her0_0f_time · 1 points · Posted at 01:59:31 on March 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

And then you find out it was a participation grade so you get an A just for doing the presentation.

kenba2099 · 1 points · Posted at 03:26:18 on March 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

When you just lived an Aristocrats act

yusefdoodie · 1 points · Posted at 06:07:13 on March 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

P'fardon me.

TheSagaOfMartin · 1 points · Posted at 07:12:37 on March 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

you now me on powerpoint nice

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 13:39:33 on March 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

me_yesterday

SoulFire6464 · 1 points · Posted at 16:26:17 on March 11, 2016 · (Permalink)

I once gave a presentation in high school chem on bioelectrochemiluminescence. This is about how it went.

Springheeljac · 1 points · Posted at 16:19:15 on March 10, 2016 · (Permalink)

me irl

Just finished my presentation, onward to spring break!