Why? Also i wouldnโt spend money on weed if it was given to me specifically to buy something from the store. Why not convince her to let you keep the change and then buy the weed?
GloDyna ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:15:49 on March 28, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Well specifically from my view, i moved out at 15. I went to the store for mom right before hand and couldnโt lead her on the road of a โhippie/druggie sonโ. Plus was illegal at the time.
When I was young I didn't understand the concept of change or I guess money in general. I thought you always gave something and got something smaller back.
One time my mom paid with exact change and didn't get anything back. I was so confused. I thought the cashier had ripped off my mom.
GloDyna ยท 343 points ยท Posted at 19:20:45 on March 27, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Inflation mom..and I put gas in the car...
Chrissylowlow ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:54:16 on March 27, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
You people make that many excuses? I just tell her i want to keep the change.
GloDyna ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:59:52 on March 27, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Well when $40 out of the $100 goes to weed...kinda in a pickle.. XD
Chrissylowlow ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:13:45 on March 28, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Why? Also i wouldnโt spend money on weed if it was given to me specifically to buy something from the store. Why not convince her to let you keep the change and then buy the weed?
GloDyna ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:15:49 on March 28, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Well specifically from my view, i moved out at 15. I went to the store for mom right before hand and couldnโt lead her on the road of a โhippie/druggie sonโ. Plus was illegal at the time.
Chrissylowlow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:23:01 on March 28, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Well from my point of view moving out at 15 is not a superiority and smoking weed doesnโt make you a hippie/druggie. Plus itโs legal at this time.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:28 on March 28, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Look at mr high horse over here
Chrissylowlow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:37 on March 28, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
My horse is higher
Loopdeloop54 ยท 172 points ยท Posted at 20:11:57 on March 27, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
This might be the first time Iโve done more than loudly exhale out my nose at this format. Well done OP
๐๏ธ maxguise ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 20:44:09 on March 27, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks my man๐๐
yeetthedespaceet ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:08:18 on March 27, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Happy mic day
[deleted] ยท -31 points ยท Posted at 21:02:04 on March 27, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
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aap904 ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 22:44:49 on March 27, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Ikr
ramond_gamer11 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:58:55 on March 27, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Wait is this actually stolen?
Thezanlynxer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:00:45 on March 27, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Who cares
EddoWagt ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:37:42 on March 27, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Honestly the best version of this format
assassin3435 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:21:29 on March 27, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Same, I did some kind of loud HA-UHWHE noise, sounded like if I was clearing my throat
taelor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:52 on March 27, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
did a full on head leaned back cackle
Brown_Buffalo ยท 216 points ยท Posted at 19:48:07 on March 27, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Haha in this scenario mom is little and I am big
Daniel_TK_Young ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 20:51:08 on March 27, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Good title quite original
RunningDrummer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:44:56 on March 27, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you u/Daniel_TK_Young, very cool!
normiesreeeeeeee ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:18:43 on March 27, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Haha in this scenario mom is little and you are big
Jaruxius ยท 547 points ยท Posted at 19:00:15 on March 27, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck why did I laugh at that
bigbeaudelindeau ยท 329 points ยท Posted at 20:52:53 on March 27, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Because it's funny. Also, juxtaposition of a very important, dramatic scene with a very mundane situation.
TheNotoriousSkyfish ยท 146 points ยท Posted at 21:26:10 on March 27, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
The man who knew too much
IllegalLego ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 21:30:30 on March 27, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
If it wasn't for some early upvotes, we might have been seeing his comment on r/iamverysmart
bigbeaudelindeau ยท 72 points ยท Posted at 21:32:14 on March 27, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I don't care if my comments end up there, I will never stop juxtaposting
TheNotoriousSkyfish ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 21:33:32 on March 27, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I upjuxtapositioned
BBAACCOONNOOCCAABB ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:44:43 on March 27, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Upjuxtapositions to the left.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:02:34 on March 27, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Assume the positon.
The juxtaposition.
braden26 ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 21:59:37 on March 27, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Is juxtaposition really that /r/IAmVerySmart?
beerferatu ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 22:09:20 on March 27, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
A lot of things that end up there are just for people who like to freak out on people who use big words.
Zekholgai ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:19:29 on March 27, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
/r/IAmVerySmart
beerferatu ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:31:26 on March 28, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
My largest word was people.
RaymondLawrence ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:27:47 on March 27, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I'd say not. It's only one big word and it's actually used correctly.
THROWAWAY-u_u ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:31:57 on March 27, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
juxtaposition isnt an obscure word intentionally little-known word, i cant think of a synonym right now
its like calling onomatopoeia /r/iamverysmart material
brobIerone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:15 on March 27, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think the word juxtaposition is that uncommon, it comes up a lot in English classes at least
Tedious_Turtle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:40:52 on March 27, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Thats such a fun word
DsyR9 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 21:18:00 on March 27, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Big if true
YaBoiDannyTanner ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:17:40 on March 27, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, that's actually really true.
youeventrying ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:09 on March 27, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I don't the the severity of the scene matters at all, it's just something we've all done to our parents so it resonates
obadetona ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 21:30:34 on March 27, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
This is better bonehurtingjuice than you actually get in /r/bonehurtingjuice
-dont_stop_me_now- ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 19:54:02 on March 27, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
My mom started catching on. So she started asking for the receipt.
ice_blue_222 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 20:58:30 on March 27, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Me too thanks
AlwaysPlausible ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 19:51:28 on March 27, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
โIncluding the soda your bought yourself?โ Yes.
fuhrer_snoke ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 20:44:24 on March 27, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
'Wheres the receipt'
more_gun_freeman ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 20:54:52 on March 27, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
So s[he] didn't be[lie]ve him?
FlynnLive5 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 21:10:01 on March 27, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
r/Sbeve
ThatChemist16 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:58:14 on March 27, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Sbeve
Incineratinq ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:22:59 on March 27, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
So s didn't beve him?
username_taken55 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:05:03 on March 27, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Sbeve
BurningApple ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 21:10:41 on March 27, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Best usage of this format, in fact I would retire the meme here
ZeNecro ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:39:00 on March 27, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Iโd prefer to end on a high note
RunningDrummer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:46:27 on March 27, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Then send in your meme. Pretty sure this is TOP. TIER.
stupefyme ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 21:05:52 on March 27, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
How did no one think of this meme before
jumblemat ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:37:09 on March 27, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
nervously jingles coins in pocket
toptech21 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:59:45 on March 27, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
What change?
PhoenixKA ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:34:20 on March 27, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
When I was young I didn't understand the concept of change or I guess money in general. I thought you always gave something and got something smaller back.
One time my mom paid with exact change and didn't get anything back. I was so confused. I thought the cashier had ripped off my mom.
manwirhshsh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:46:05 on March 27, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Wait how did I chuckle
CN456 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:58:41 on March 27, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Quality meme, my dude
toptech21 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:00:35 on March 27, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Yes mum that sliced brown bread costs exactly ยฃ26 lemme just get that from ur purse u donโt even gotta move.
EthanRDoesMC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:01 on March 27, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
delivery fare
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:22 on March 27, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
[removed]
gaspitsjesse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:51 on March 27, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Ah fuck... I mean, me too thanks
PipponeMio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:58 on March 27, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
R
LaraRomanEmpire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:08 on March 27, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Hahahah
lightningnate23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:42 on March 27, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I myself have been tempted by this
xJesseD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:13 on March 27, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
This meme format is now dead since this particular has peaked.
RIP Thanos
Space_Giraff3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:42 on March 27, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Perfection
SonisandChuckles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:20 on March 27, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
EU wants to know your location
GloDyna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:32 on March 28, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks! I think!!?! My state has it Legalized..(understanding feds though) =P
ultra-raider567 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:16 on March 27, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
This does put a smile on my face