Me irl

HereForTheOreos · 693 points · Posted at 19:05:38 on February 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

dang girl are you a zero percent APR loan?

cuz I don't understand your terms and conditions and you keep saying you have no interest

imperator-hadaril · 98 points · Posted at 23:21:02 on February 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

too me irl for me irl

pseudemocracy · 15 points · Posted at 00:55:28 on February 23, 2017 · (Permalink)

me too, thanks

[deleted] · 18 points · Posted at 00:08:20 on February 23, 2017 · (Permalink)

stealing this

richtofin115 · 11 points · Posted at 00:29:08 on February 23, 2017 · (Permalink)

Well I'm stealing this

^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^}}}}}}}}}}} see

HereForTheOreos · 6 points · Posted at 00:39:31 on February 23, 2017 · (Permalink)

Ah shit. I gave away my only good Tinder joke.

Use it well.

[deleted] · 5 points · Posted at 00:47:26 on February 23, 2017 · (Permalink)

I put it on twitter for more people to see

Rifiuto · 14 points · Posted at 23:09:32 on February 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

/r/jokes

[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 02:15:08 on February 23, 2017 · (Permalink)

Bae my credit is terrible, why such a low interest rate?

tehlolredditor · 269 points · Posted at 16:10:35 on February 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

F R I E N D Z O N E D B O Y E

cdawgtv2 · 60 points · Posted at 23:23:39 on February 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

being friends with people

/r/absolutelynotmeirl

JuaannyD · 23 points · Posted at 00:52:39 on February 23, 2017 · (Permalink)

being ~~friends~~ with people

/r/absolutelynotmeirl

Kallifrax · 16 points · Posted at 01:28:22 on February 23, 2017 · (Permalink)

~~being friends with~~ people

/r/absolutelynotmeirl

leupboat420smkeit · 2 points · Posted at 03:49:58 on February 23, 2017 · (Permalink)

It would of been funnier of you crossed out everything but "being"

could-of-bot · 7 points · Posted at 03:50:02 on February 23, 2017 · (Permalink)

It's either would HAVE or would'VE, but never would OF.

See Grammar Errors for more information.

microwave333 · 6 points · Posted at 05:44:33 on February 23, 2017 · (Permalink)

Would'of'mst've

rebane2001 · 2 points · Posted at 15:11:14 on February 23, 2017 · (Permalink)

It would of been funnier, if you cross out everything but "Grammar Errors"

could-of-bot · 2 points · Posted at 15:11:17 on February 23, 2017 · (Permalink)

It's either would HAVE or would'VE, but never would OF.

See Grammar Errors for more information.

Supreme_Somari · 1 points · Posted at 14:46:06 on February 23, 2017 · (Permalink)

would of

kirby2341 · 1 points · Posted at 00:30:52 on February 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

~~It would of been~~ funnier ~~of you crossed out everything but "being"~~

/r/absolutelynotmeirl

could-of-bot · 1 points · Posted at 00:30:55 on February 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

It's either would HAVE or would'VE, but never would OF.

See Grammar Errors for more information.

kirby2341 · 1 points · Posted at 00:36:50 on February 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

U wot m8

FishingCrystal · 40 points · Posted at 16:46:38 on February 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

me crush thanks

[deleted] · 57 points · Posted at 18:40:12 on February 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

Beep Beep lettuce

I_Like_Existing · 6 points · Posted at 01:57:06 on February 23, 2017 · (Permalink)

ビープ音レタス

[deleted] · 120 points · Posted at 21:55:21 on February 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

[deleted]

BatMark · 23 points · Posted at 23:12:25 on February 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

me too, thanks

mintyporkchop · 58 points · Posted at 22:03:38 on February 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

These rarely make sense. This one was excellent.

🎙️ qowz · 2 points · Posted at 19:58:46 on February 24, 2017 · (Permalink)

👍🏻

BashTheFash1312 · 18 points · Posted at 22:27:33 on February 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

If only they knew the wild ride through the depths of depravity and self-loathing I could take them on. Their loss.

let_us_go_then_u_n_i · 28 points · Posted at 17:50:05 on February 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

rl8able

Gorelimb · 11 points · Posted at 21:42:04 on February 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

Crush? What crush?

tifuSandCastles · 31 points · Posted at 01:29:47 on February 23, 2017 · (Permalink)

that girl you bumped shoulderd with one time in the hallway

nancy_ballosky · 6 points · Posted at 23:19:17 on February 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

Crush like the soda?

rrichardjames · 5 points · Posted at 23:58:40 on February 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

Bernie Sanders

BryanAKADJ · 9 points · Posted at 17:25:07 on February 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

Damn it robert.

The_313th · 8 points · Posted at 21:23:31 on February 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

That was crushing

I mean, me too thanks

FireninjaDD · 2 points · Posted at 23:18:23 on February 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

me too thanks

knu_buttersnaps · 2 points · Posted at 01:33:22 on February 23, 2017 · (Permalink)

compounded semi-annualy calculate the the acumulated value help me I have an exam tomorrow.

knu_buttersnaps · 2 points · Posted at 20:48:21 on February 23, 2017 · (Permalink)

Just in case anyone wants to know, I bombed that shit.

fortressstorm · 1 points · Posted at 03:47:32 on March 14, 2017 · (Permalink)

Aw man, I'm sorry about that. I hope it didn't drop your grade too much. Don't be too bummed out by it! :)

knu_buttersnaps · 2 points · Posted at 04:38:51 on May 24, 2017 · (Permalink)

I ended up dropping the class, so it set me back but didn't hurt my grade. I'm retaking it now and doing better :)

[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 04:05:03 on February 23, 2017 · (Permalink)

RYZEN IS HERE

[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 23:04:48 on February 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

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santadiabla · 1 points · Posted at 04:21:37 on February 23, 2017 · (Permalink)

Do insurance plans even have interest rates? Lol

Your_Name-Here · 2 points · Posted at 23:03:07 on February 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

I don't have a crush because I never leave my room. r/absolutelynotmeirl

lokichu · 2 points · Posted at 01:57:54 on February 23, 2017 · (Permalink)

that didn't work for me, my roommate is my crush

Astrapsody · 1 points · Posted at 23:31:25 on February 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

same here I feel the same way

keyboardbuddhist · 1 points · Posted at 23:50:30 on February 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

100% best friends

Burr1t0 · 1 points · Posted at 01:08:17 on February 23, 2017 · (Permalink)

Me too thanks

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 02:04:52 on February 23, 2017 · (Permalink)

😔

Robertandel · 1 points · Posted at 02:50:52 on February 23, 2017 · (Permalink)

I love this sub. It's the only sub where all I have to do is say three words and get thousands of up doots

ExecuSpeak · 1 points · Posted at 04:39:47 on February 23, 2017 · (Permalink)

Me too, thanks

Agnostix · 1 points · Posted at 04:48:51 on February 23, 2017 · (Permalink)

I just did like 100 pushups, farted twice.

That's a .002 batting average. Ayyyy

DrakJay · 1 points · Posted at 07:51:42 on February 23, 2017 · (Permalink)

I laughed but then I cried

killerkaleb · 1 points · Posted at 12:35:11 on February 23, 2017 · (Permalink)

My ni🅱🅱a👌

Daman09 · 1 points · Posted at 00:18:10 on February 28, 2017 · (Permalink)

Truly Me IRL

toeguns · 0 points · Posted at 22:15:24 on February 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

Nice.

[deleted] · -3 points · Posted at 21:19:27 on February 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

cool