me irl

Jack_Newtown · 534 points · Posted at 17:03:48 on March 30, 2016 · (Permalink)

i went on a date once

acrizzle · 343 points · Posted at 17:26:26 on March 30, 2016 · (Permalink)

Will you do an ama?

Jack_Newtown · 502 points · Posted at 22:53:55 on March 30, 2016 · (Permalink)

my mom says no

jeffery015 · 112 points · Posted at 23:15:43 on March 30, 2016 · (Permalink)

Will she do an AMA?

Jack_Newtown · 466 points · Posted at 00:24:48 on March 31, 2016 · (Permalink)

She says not to talk to her or her son ever again

[deleted] · 91 points · Posted at 02:47:30 on March 31, 2016 · (Permalink)

Nicely memed

real_nice_guy · 39 points · Posted at 02:13:57 on March 31, 2016 · (Permalink)*

Comrade, it's perfect.

Tstrace87 · 23 points · Posted at 03:02:14 on March 31, 2016 · (Permalink)

Kek < Kek Kek Kek Kek Kek Kek

Tenshik · 13 points · Posted at 03:40:03 on March 31, 2016 · (Permalink)

Hardest I've laughed in weeks, thanks.

Ericoster · 20 points · Posted at 01:33:52 on March 31, 2016 · (Permalink)

CURRENT YEAR

Choking_Smurf · 7 points · Posted at 07:01:08 on March 31, 2016 · (Permalink)

Spicy meme

Zagden · 5 points · Posted at 23:30:22 on March 30, 2016 · (Permalink)

yes

BootyFabricator · 8 points · Posted at 19:59:35 on March 30, 2016 · (Permalink)

me too thanks

CAPS_GET_UPVOTES · 59 points · Posted at 17:24:15 on March 30, 2016 · (Permalink)

i ate a date once

nsalapatas · 25 points · Posted at 17:49:12 on March 30, 2016 · (Permalink)

What did it taste like?

CAPS_GET_UPVOTES · 61 points · Posted at 17:50:22 on March 30, 2016 · (Permalink)

gross 4/10

thasquidkid · 21 points · Posted at 18:27:36 on March 30, 2016 · (Permalink)

I ate my date once

dekrant · 22 points · Posted at 18:29:18 on March 30, 2016 · (Permalink)

Ate or ate out? Big difference.

AnotherCuriousHuman · 43 points · Posted at 20:24:04 on March 30, 2016 · (Permalink)

Delivery.

[deleted] · 5 points · Posted at 03:01:42 on March 31, 2016 · (Permalink)

[deleted]

ineedserioushalp · 11 points · Posted at 03:03:49 on March 31, 2016 · (Permalink)

liver? I hardly know her.

AnotherCuriousHuman · 3 points · Posted at 03:45:36 on March 31, 2016 · (Permalink)

I'm like no I said deliver.

[deleted] · 11 points · Posted at 21:47:59 on March 30, 2016 · (Permalink)

Where do you think you are?

real_nice_guy · 2 points · Posted at 02:14:22 on March 31, 2016 · (Permalink)

/r/me_irl

echorocket1 · 18 points · Posted at 22:01:22 on March 30, 2016 · (Permalink)

No one cared who I was before I went on a date.

cdawgtv2 · 16 points · Posted at 22:23:05 on March 30, 2016 · (Permalink)

If I call it off, will you die?

echorocket1 · 11 points · Posted at 22:57:08 on March 30, 2016 · (Permalink)

It would be extremely disappointing.

cdawgtv2 · 6 points · Posted at 23:41:35 on March 30, 2016 · (Permalink)

You're a disappointment.

echorocket1 · 18 points · Posted at 00:16:22 on March 31, 2016 · (Permalink)

crozone · 5 points · Posted at 23:58:58 on March 30, 2016 · (Permalink)

Look at you raisin the bar

somekidonfire · 84 points · Posted at 18:33:43 on March 30, 2016 · (Permalink)

How do you do the upside down smiley?

Mr_StealYoBeach · 263 points · Posted at 19:04:44 on March 30, 2016 · (Permalink)

Like this http://i.imgur.com/5AwHIPB.jpg

bearjuani · 72 points · Posted at 21:31:11 on March 30, 2016 · (Permalink)

Thank

VFB1210 · 16 points · Posted at 23:57:21 on March 30, 2016 · (Permalink)

crozone · 96 points · Posted at 23:59:19 on March 30, 2016 · (Permalink)

emoji-san

Green0Photon · 6 points · Posted at 01:02:39 on March 31, 2016 · (Permalink)

skeletal

pero914 · 3 points · Posted at 03:25:01 on March 31, 2016 · (Permalink)

Doot

syboxez · 2 points · Posted at 03:36:13 on March 31, 2016 · (Permalink)

Doot

King0fthejuice · 0 points · Posted at 15:16:07 on March 31, 2016 · (Permalink)

dont

AlexLewisJazz · 32 points · Posted at 22:17:40 on March 30, 2016 · (Permalink)

Turn your phone upside down while pressing the smiley emoji button

Right side up: 🙂

🙃 :uʍop ǝpısdn

Soldado4lyf · 3 points · Posted at 17:52:01 on March 31, 2016 · (Permalink)

umop 3plsdn

[deleted] · 69 points · Posted at 19:16:03 on March 30, 2016 · (Permalink)

They added a whole bunch of new emojis recently. Try updating your phone, they should appear.

I mean... me too thanks

sFino · 49 points · Posted at 19:59:03 on March 30, 2016 · (Permalink)

One more crack like that and you're out of here!

Thastuff · 23 points · Posted at 20:59:43 on March 30, 2016 · (Permalink)

You mean... Me too thanks

I mean... Me too thanks

WheyOfTheDragon · 37 points · Posted at 20:24:15 on March 30, 2016 · (Permalink)

You do this.

Step 1: 🙂

Step 2: 🙃

Got it?

DrunkOnSchadenfreude · 72 points · Posted at 20:33:43 on March 30, 2016 · (Permalink)

thanks

WheyOfTheDragon · 27 points · Posted at 20:43:01 on March 30, 2016 · (Permalink)

Anytime 🙃

[deleted] · 11 points · Posted at 21:32:56 on March 30, 2016 · (Permalink)

😒🙃

kamionek · 5 points · Posted at 23:59:15 on March 30, 2016 · (Permalink)

🙃 too, thanks

i_do_it_often · 4 points · Posted at 01:51:22 on March 31, 2016 · (Permalink)

Step 3: ☹

somekidonfire · 4 points · Posted at 05:24:23 on March 31, 2016 · (Permalink)

Ah I figured it out on my iPad. Stupid android and their slow updates.🙃

MachineMalfunction · 7 points · Posted at 21:58:19 on March 30, 2016 · (Permalink)

Try turning your phone or monitor the other way

MangoScango · 1 points · Posted at 03:25:35 on March 31, 2016 · (Permalink)

Press the button on your keyboard that says "🙃".

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 14:00:19 on March 31, 2016 · (Permalink)

[deleted] · 138 points · Posted at 18:56:50 on March 30, 2016 · (Permalink)

This happened to me recently except I just didn't answer after she said yes

CockyChach · 94 points · Posted at 21:37:49 on March 30, 2016 · (Permalink)

This happened to me recently except she didn't answer after I asked.

profeyn · 141 points · Posted at 21:40:39 on March 30, 2016 · (Permalink)

This happened to me recently except it didn't happen

CockyChach · 24 points · Posted at 22:36:08 on March 30, 2016 · (Permalink)

Samee

Oligomer · 10 points · Posted at 01:27:52 on March 31, 2016 · (Permalink)

Me too thanks

PLament · 4 points · Posted at 05:51:36 on March 31, 2016 · (Permalink)

Ayy. Right there with ya man.

gel_ink · 1 points · Posted at 20:00:54 on March 31, 2016 · (Permalink)

this didn't happen to me except it did recently

Juanarino · 35 points · Posted at 23:39:02 on March 30, 2016 · (Permalink)

I can't relate to this at all

Strategist14 · 4 points · Posted at 06:29:11 on March 31, 2016 · (Permalink)

Me too thanks

Jothomo · 21 points · Posted at 23:49:12 on March 30, 2016 · (Permalink)

Cute

[deleted] · 8 points · Posted at 01:15:11 on March 31, 2016 · (Permalink)

you smot

[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 20:02:41 on March 31, 2016 · (Permalink)

you loyal

Jmac91 · 22 points · Posted at 20:31:58 on March 30, 2016 · (Permalink)

I don't get it.

ZapTap · 121 points · Posted at 21:11:12 on March 30, 2016 · (Permalink)

Date is a fruit, and also the thing you go on to show a female you want to put your wee wee in her.

endoplasmatisch · 45 points · Posted at 21:23:27 on March 30, 2016 · (Permalink)

Wat is a wee wee

Dank_Meme_Police · 52 points · Posted at 21:27:36 on March 30, 2016 · (Permalink)

the sound you should make when you put your wee wee in her

endoplasmatisch · 19 points · Posted at 01:47:01 on March 31, 2016 · (Permalink)

Will do! Thx

GodlessPerson · 1 points · Posted at 01:11:38 on March 31, 2016 · (Permalink)

It is indeed.

Jmac91 · 5 points · Posted at 23:00:18 on March 30, 2016 · (Permalink)

Hmmm. Never heard of it, thanks for the info tho.

noddwyd · 1 points · Posted at 22:33:09 on March 30, 2016 · (Permalink)

But dates are stupid and taste horrible?

jeffery015 · 10 points · Posted at 23:31:48 on March 30, 2016 · (Permalink)

Me too thanks :/

inflames797 · 7 points · Posted at 20:12:13 on March 30, 2016 · (Permalink)

Tried this, she just laughed at me

OutrageousKoala · 51 points · Posted at 22:29:21 on March 30, 2016 · (Permalink)

Why would you ask out OP's date?

Benbunny22 · 5 points · Posted at 22:50:58 on March 30, 2016 · (Permalink)

Where do you do the upside down while pressing the smiley emoji button.

digibuddha · 3 points · Posted at 00:45:58 on March 31, 2016 · (Permalink)

🙃

[deleted] · 6 points · Posted at 20:54:42 on March 30, 2016 · (Permalink)

[deleted]

GodlessPerson · 8 points · Posted at 01:13:06 on March 31, 2016 · (Permalink)

(╯°□°)╯︵😨

Exapno · 4 points · Posted at 01:32:33 on March 31, 2016 · (Permalink)

this is the opposite of me irl

baddragon6969 · 1 points · Posted at 03:07:29 on March 31, 2016 · (Permalink)

how did she do the upside :)

MayonnaiseDejaVu · 3 points · Posted at 03:33:40 on March 31, 2016 · (Permalink)