Just a meme.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ HelmutBG ยท 6110 points ยท Posted at 20:15:04 on March 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)


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comrade_batman ยท 796 points ยท Posted at 20:54:19 on March 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Thanos: You got the shit? Vision: Naw man. Thanos: Aight.

UnseenBubby117 ยท 246 points ยท Posted at 01:04:22 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Thanos: Understandable, have a nice day

Mongoose42 ยท 95 points ยท Posted at 01:24:10 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Ebony Maw: โ€œDo we... do we...โ€

Promixa Midnight: โ€œGive him a second.โ€

...

Thanos: โ€œTHAT METAL MOTHERFUCKER!!โ€

DW-4 ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 02:02:41 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Thanos Biggums: Hey y'all got any more of them.. (itches) infinity rocks?

Kellythejellyman ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 03:04:13 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I demand this be photoshopped

metalshadow1909 ยท 235 points ยท Posted at 21:26:22 on March 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'm not the droid you're looking for

VintageHelicopter ยท 76 points ยท Posted at 21:39:04 on March 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Synthezoid*

stelvak ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 22:24:18 on March 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You want to go home and rethink your life

VaderFan2187 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:30:15 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I want to go home and rethink my life

[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 21:48:35 on March 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Waves hand

Soup_or_Die ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:18:37 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

GENERAL VISIONI

VaderFan2187 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:30:38 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

He is a bold one

stelvak ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:26:58 on March 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You want to go home and rethink your life

VaderFan2187 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:30:30 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

General Double-Commenti!

[deleted] ยท 251 points ยท Posted at 20:36:27 on March 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Lil vis

EarlStranger38 ยท 68 points ยท Posted at 23:29:07 on March 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

"Imma rap about mind stone 45 times and loop it till it reaches the 3 min mark and Imma be on those billboards, yo!"

mellowfellow_kc ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 01:28:08 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Vision gang, vision gang, vision gang.

VaderFan2187 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:30:55 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Thanos' Plan

_jvc123 ยท 78 points ยท Posted at 23:00:10 on March 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Thanos no swiping.

odnalyd ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 01:55:13 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Snaps Aww maaaaan.

austinbostin069 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 02:03:11 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

snaps half of all life is wiped out

MOOIMASHARK ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:27:58 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What's the half of all life thing about?

iSonicWolff ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:39:23 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

He thinks that if half of the life in the universe is wiped out, things will be more balanced and fewer catastrophic events will occur

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:55:11 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

So heโ€™s a good guy?

Can someone make that โ€œare we the baddiesโ€ sketch with the Avengers and Thanos?

iSonicWolff ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:29:30 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I donโ€™t know if good guy is the right term, but he believes what he is doing is good. Wiping out half of the living beings in the universe is still kinda bad, innocent people dying isnโ€™t usually ideal

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:44:59 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

what if he only killed the worst 50%

iSonicWolff ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:22:34 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

thatโ€™s an optimistic way to look at it, but based off of the comics it is random selection

austinbostin069 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:56 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Tbh that would make it interesting, I mean the worst of the worst would vanish leaving behind the best, but its 50%, average people would go as well. It would make Thanos's stance more understandable

Ekos640 ยท 66 points ยท Posted at 22:08:30 on March 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Hat? What hat?

DankAntimatter ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 22:47:41 on March 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Hat

[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 00:32:39 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Hat is the soul stone confirmed

zarbixii ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:04:09 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That's why Ned isn't in any of the trailers.

devilsephiroth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:39 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What?

CrazsomeLizard ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 22:32:28 on March 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What? Hat? Haha

Jiboneill ยท 77 points ยท Posted at 00:11:07 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Shit jesus where the fuck did his infinity stone go?

majorgloryalert ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 00:45:25 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What infinity stone?

devilsephiroth ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:11:57 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

roll credits

iCarpet ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 00:56:53 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Thanos: "You have what I want."

Vision: "No, I don't have any stones"

Thanos: "Stones? I just need that hat. It is hard keeping warm with no hair."

zarbixii ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 02:15:58 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Vision: "Oh, okay. You can have it then. I'll just take it off... while looking in the opposite direction... oh no! My hand is stuck to my forehead! Anyway you can take this hat now. And I'll just leave. With my hand still stuck on my forehead. Not covering any incredibly powerful gemstones. See you around... buddy..."

Thanos: "Yeah sure. Thanks for the hat. Hey by the way did you see any valuable rocks around here? Glowing, yellow, powerful enough to control humans and essentially simulate life?"

Vision: "Uh... look over there, it's... uh... Death?"

Thanos: "WHAT? WHERE? OH GOD OH GOD DO I LOOK GOOD? DO MY TEETH LOOK GOOD? DO I HAVE SOMETHING IN MY TEETH? DO I HAVE ANYTHING IN MY TEETH? Hey where'd he go?"

VaderFan2187 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:20 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This is amazing, I want a whole parody TV show like this

LJ-90 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 01:08:00 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

There's a shot in the tv spot that has Cap and Natasha walking and an injured Vision behind them, could be that he has the infinity stone removed but doesn't die? Or probably someone saves Vision before they remove the gem

Pezslinky ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:27:03 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Before. We assume that takes place before Wakanda, but in the new trailer thereโ€™s a shot of him assumingly in the Wakanda with the stone.

StatmanIbrahimovic ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:57:52 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I can't trust the trailers at all for the plot order, since it would be so easy to just edit the stone in or out, or change the colours on the Gauntlet

Pezslinky ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:24:18 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I still doubt vision will live without the Stone. Seems like a copout. Also itโ€™s a pain to do Bentleyโ€™s make up for the role.

iCarpet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:18 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

My theory:

  • Vision and SW are in a foreign country (Italy? It was European, if I remembered correctly)

  • Proxima Midnight and Corvus Glaive attack them together (they are married in the comics, so they might be together). That is where we see Glaive try to rip the stone out of Vision in the trailer.

  • Glaive wounds Vision, but CA, BW, and Falcon come in to save them (Steve catching Proxima Midnight's spear). They defeat the two of them, causing them to retreat.

  • The good guys fly to Wakanda for protection and to check Vision. PM and CG go back to Thanos, telling him to attack them with full force.

  • Scene in Wakanda happens

JonathanL73 ยท 80 points ยท Posted at 20:38:52 on March 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It's going to feel like a cop out if he doesn't die tbh, but on the other hand we get to keep Vision in the MCU.

Limitedcomments ยท 65 points ยท Posted at 23:16:03 on March 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I have a feeling he won't die but he'll be just.. "human". No powers but still the robo body functions and let's him live. Would make a great end to the movie after all the shit that's happened. A moment of empowerment that can be shared by the viewer to have a stunted and impotent Vision holding Wanda, both of them grieving and still looking forward knowing it's not the end.

MikeOB2 ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 00:37:25 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I feel he'd still keep his superhuman strength and some of his durability but all of his more complex abilities would be stripped away

hogs94 ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 00:41:10 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I mean... isnโ€™t the Mind Stone the reason he has a, well, mind? Without it, isnโ€™t he just another AI? Another Ultron?

AggroAssault ยท 54 points ยท Posted at 01:17:48 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Now that would be a cool way to reintroduce Ultron

Limitedcomments ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 01:40:24 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Holy fuck yes.

Orval ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:47:00 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

He loses the stone but retains everything. Memories, thoughts, etc.

Now he has to ask...was I ever sentient? Am I now?

AustinAuranymph ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 01:44:12 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Doesn't the mind stone give him his consciousness? I feel like he'd just be a shell without it. Still not dead, though. They can bring him back to life once the Avengers get the mind stone back.

topdangle ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 02:04:48 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Technically its consciousness is a weird hybrid of Jarvis and Ultron's AI shoved inside of a body made by Cho. The stone was meant to somehow improve the body but there's no real backstory as to how it actually figures into Vision's consciousness.

monsterflake ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:40:59 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

check out this exchange in civil war. we see thanos get vision's stone in the infinity war trailer, but will it matter?

zarbixii ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:06:02 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Or they can make their own mind stone. I'm sure if Shuri, Stark and Banner put their minds together they could make something incredible.

-Badger2- ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:10:30 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Theyโ€™d probably just make a green Ironman suit with whiskers or some shit.

zarbixii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:34 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Hilarious suit

bubuzayzee ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:09:37 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Or.. Or... He'd be ultron without it

AustinAuranymph ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:14:15 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That'd be an interesting way of bringing Ultron back, but I doubt it.

bubuzayzee ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:16:51 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Be cool though

snakeybasher ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:12:04 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Only for Thanos to crush his head for all the trouble he caused.

the_lone__star ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:13:23 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I mean even if he loses flight and the energy blasts he's still made of vibranium infused skin. He'd still be useful. Wanda might be able to infuse him with some of her whatever the hell it is she uses since he's durable. I would hate to see him die since he hasn't really been in the MCU that long, he comes in late for Avengers II, he's barely in Civil War, and that's about it. I'd like to see the character developed a bit more.

BuzzCityFan ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:58:06 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™d prefer he didnโ€™t die at this point. Him dying is way too predictable

FreeTanner17 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 01:11:21 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Shoots straight through the beanie taking thanos off guard and hitting Thanos in the sack, cauterizing them

VaderFan2187 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:32:54 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

cauterizing

castrating

FTFY

FreeTanner17 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:14:08 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Tnx

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:54:22 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I mean, and I'm no expert so correct me if I'm wrong please, but can't vision... change himself? like, he can hide the stone can't he?

ranf0rd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:08:03 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Was flicking through really fast and I swear I thought this was KSI lmao

taatchle86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:19 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Thanos! Prepare to meet Kali... in hell!!!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:24 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Thanos: "Has anyone ever told you you're unbearably naive?"

StarFighter0717 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:19 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This is not the Humanoid you are looking for

Emma_JM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:07 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This subreddit I swear-

Qrusader62 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:32 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I love this so much. This wins all the things.

Nomustang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:33 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Oh, you want me to remove my hat ? Well I mean it's pretty cold right now

Crooked_Cricket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:16 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

He gon die

Mike_in_San_Pedro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:08 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Jokes on him. Thanos needs a tuque.

Strawphat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:17:45 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That hat actually looks good on Vision

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:10:43 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

There needs to me an mcu memes page

ak47rocks1337yt ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 01:22:26 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:38 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Nah like a page dedicated to it.

RemoteSojourner ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 01:26:12 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Pezslinky ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:27:37 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
PrematureSquirt ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:25:40 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Someone make /r/feigememes asap

Durendana ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:19:32 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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VaderFan2187 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:17 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Too empty if you ask me

Durendana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:47 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You know what to do.

memesdotbiz ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:31:35 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Wait, is this also a reference to the r/unethicallifeprotips post about lying and wearing beanies? If so this is meta af

Edit: This post https://www.reddit.com/r/UnethicalLifeProTips/comments/7exrt0/ulpt_if_youre_a_child_and_want_to_lie_to_your/?utm_source=reddit-android

FreeTanner17 ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 01:14:34 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Am I the only one that thinks theyโ€™d be better off keeping the mind stone in vision? I mean, he was a huge help in taking down Ultron with the mind stones help. Without it, theyโ€™ve lost some of their fighting power, and itโ€™ll be more ready for the taking. I feel like Vision should keep the stone. Especially since he can fly, he has a good fighting chance, and can get away if need be

Pezslinky ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:28:25 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Um....what?

FreeTanner17 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:26 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

No comprende? Vision+mind stone= powerhouse Vision-mind stone=weak and susceptible It appears in the trailer they are going to attempt to remove the mind stone from vision for his safety, but I think their time would be better spent healing him and letting him fight with it

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:49:51 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

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FreeTanner17 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:24:07 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Itโ€™s all plot. If we are being honest, in that big fight on wakanda where it shows the outriders running towards the good guys, if everyone stood behind vision and just let him shoot his laser beam and spread across the field, heโ€™d probably virtually wipe out all the villains I bet. Itโ€™s all plot

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:28:46 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

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FreeTanner17 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:12:01 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Well I was talking about the fight on wakanda that you can see is taking place in the infinity war trailer. And thanks man

ALAHKASAM ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:55:02 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Banana

Pezslinky ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:28:40 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Oh I thought you were talking from a writers perspective. Like the writers are trying to take away the stone and you didnโ€™t understand why because it makes Vision a powerhouse. Lol like yeah thatโ€™s what makes conflict, which makes a plot, which makes a movie. But if youโ€™re a talking about The Avengers/ Shuri trying to get rid of him vs fixing him idk if theyโ€™d know how. Shuri is the most brilliant mind on earth but weโ€™re dealing with an Infinity Stone and an Android made by a slightly less complex Android.

FreeTanner17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:13:18 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Well I mostly meant that it looks like, out of fear that Vision having the infinity stone puts him in danger, it looks like Shuri and banner will attempt to remove it without harming vision. I feel theyโ€™d be better off letting him fight it out, but whatever happens Iโ€™ll enjoy watching this epic movie regardless

Pezslinky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:37:49 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

In an attempt to hide it Iโ€™d imagine. Easier to hide a stone then an Android.

FreeTanner17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:45:58 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I feel ya, Iโ€™m just not sure how easy in general it will be to hide any of them (by itself or with an owner). I mean, it seems like Thanos knows the location of every stone. Idk how, but he seemingly does. The collector didnโ€™t even have his stone for very long, but thanos knew