fido5150 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:44:58 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I woulda replied with: "Well, we love everyone that loves peanut butter, and we hope you give Jif a try soon!"
Then he just looks like a dick.
Tesrab ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:23:23 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They should have. Skippy is a thick spread with all the right colors and consistency, but no real flavor. Targets house brand has some of the best for the money.
rezaziel ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:38:19 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For some reason I found this genuinely useful info
Tesrab ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:29 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There is no food I enjoy more than peanut butter.
If it's in a jar and cheap my go to's are JIF and Target brand.
If I'm trying to pretend to be healthy I get the fresh ground stuff. Lack's pretty much any sweetness, but no sugar added does that and it's still just as good.
edit: How do you not get the racism? He's clapping the "dirt" off the coloured hands, he gets to the white hands and now they're "clean". We all know those emoticons don't represent dirty hands but people's skin colour...
[deleted] ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 18:51:27 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Toy_Cop ยท -14 points ยท Posted at 19:01:26 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you actually look at the tweet? Someone called him out and his response was "lol" ...
lala989 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 22:23:11 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Please explain to me how it isn't racist to imply brown skin is dirty. Tell me honestly, do you have experience with this? This comment annoys me so much. My husband is in his early 30s and when he was a toddler the other moms took their kids out of the community pool because they were afraid he was dirty. He's half black, but that's all it takes. I'm not upset about the tweet, I think it's willfully ignorant to be like 'haha guys the hands are clapping off dirt! No racism here, however lamely done!' You are aware of who claps when mad and also annoyingly does it all over IG and twitter right? This idiot simply combined the two ideas. Oh how cute and innocent! No, people like you are the problem pretending things like that aren't racist.
I think nobody got why it was racist. Why is it racist?
Urvilan ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 18:32:02 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
pretty sure the whole point of the post is that he's making a shitty visual joke for the sake of ironic entertainment. i don't think the hands usually used to depict black people or other skin colors in this situation are supposed to be racist or interpreted as such. he's just saying in this particular situation for the ironic joke to work that the hands are at first dirty and he's just clapping them together or on his pants or some shit to wipe them.
lala989 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:10:46 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I seriously don't think so.
Urvilan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:07 on December 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
well i know that joke was made ironically, and i know it didn't need to make fun of black people, and it wouldn't be the first time people use emoticons for different than intended reasons
lala989 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:25 on December 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I agree with that, it's just as silly that all these people are taking up arms against the guy that thought it was racist. It might as hell be, who cares and why insist it isn't.
lala989 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:11:56 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Black women putting clapping emojis all over IG and twitter? It's not a funny joke or well done but why pretend this guy is some innocent dude?
lala989 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:16 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Black women clapping to make their point irl and through emojis. Dark skin was also seen as dirty by whites not even as long ago as when my husband was a toddler. I'm the polar opposite of an sjw or a person who looks for racism and this tweet looks really sketchy to me. Why is everyone defending it? Does a joke where totally dark hands turn white by clapping dirt off REALLY make that much more sense?? No it makes zero sense, he just combined the two ideas and why is everyone sticking up for the bozo that made the tweet anyways?
cooper12 ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 19:48:54 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reddit is blind to racism and for some reason is giving this edgelord the benefit of the doubt. You tried.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:50:17 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Awwww...can we get you a safe space?
lala989 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:16:37 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I agree what the hell. The tweet isn't funny or edgy, but is sure isn't JUST clapping some ol dirt off, harmless! Whatever, moving on!
[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 20:50:17 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was this guy a SomethingAwful or FYAD poster at some point? I'm getting those vibes and can't think of any other reason I'd have subscribed to them already
I'm hoping that this is a joke and not just horrifically ironic. This entire sub is about taking the piss of out other people's idea of a joke. You could aptly comment that on any one of the posts here...
JudgeJBS ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:24:39 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey borat
Arenten ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:50 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's this whole sub. This is pretty much textbook madlad.
JudgeJBS ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:24:18 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:53 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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X-Kid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:56:58 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
woah
obadetona ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 17:23:35 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
it's heathens like you that need to be purged from this planet.
crunchy is superior in every way!
EDIT: oy, stop downvoting /u/rooowdy, just chill and enjoy the bants
rooowdy ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 17:49:52 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Might as well just eat peanuts if you're into crunchy.
with smooth you get the disgusting consistency of bad diarrhea, crunchy has better hold and texture.
it saddens me to see one fall so far, as to prefer smooth over crunchy peanut butter.
rooowdy ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 18:05:15 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight me, dude. I will rep that smooth butter til my death, son.
Wow.. jif got fucking SMOKED right there! Did you see how he set jif up and then delivered the hammer? Jesus christ they'll be lucky if they can stay in business
grainmcmuffin ยท 1742 points ยท Posted at 14:41:53 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
REDEFINING THE WORD NUTTER
[deleted] ยท 192 points ยท Posted at 17:39:17 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PEANUT nutter?...
DeadDollKitty ยท 83 points ยท Posted at 18:28:54 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peanutter
Thewayshegoes75 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:50:22 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tldr
Hooman_Super ยท -15 points ยท Posted at 19:06:46 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PeaNutterโข I'll name my walnut butter this just to mess with everyone ๐๐
SirMuffinIII ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 19:14:19 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You have walnut butter?
[deleted] ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 19:19:22 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You dont?
SirMuffinIII ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 19:19:50 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shits expensive
Lunar_Anomaly ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 19:24:41 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You'll shit expensive bricks
Hooman_Super ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:27:25 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
it was a gift ๐
StickiStickman ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:34 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why did you have to add a emoji there?
Hooman_Super ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 20:43:48 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
something wrong? ๐
StickiStickman ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:46:31 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just seems really unnecessary, I don't know.
Hooman_Super ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:49:24 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm just hyped for the emoji movie!! ๐ฅ ๐๐๐๐๐
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:05:56 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait... Is that an actual thing?
ixiduffixi ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:13:14 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...
casualToad ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:36:03 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm so excited about that movie! I hope the peach and the eggplant finally hook up for a steamy sex scene!
fatiguedastronaut ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:16:24 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OMG who did this ๐๐๐๐ฏ๐๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ฏ๐ฏ
jordanb91 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:21:02 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peanut Butter companies HATE him!
johnnygoette ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:05:16 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Absolutely mad
HotgunColdheart ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:45:59 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Butter Nutter!
k-uke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:39 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What a MAD CUNT!
[deleted] ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 18:08:10 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IT'S A LEGUME
HipAlbatross666 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:35:06 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My last name is Nutter, no joke
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:33:41 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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bathroomstalin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:11:18 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yo, I'm Gunnar Nut
doobied ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:25 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ebony Nutter
Sean_Brighton ยท 376 points ยท Posted at 16:31:11 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You have to wake up pretty early in the morning to get one over on old Everett!!!!
[deleted] ยท 75 points ยท Posted at 18:21:35 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What, like at 1PM?
HowRiskyIsDatClick ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 18:50:23 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/meirl
[deleted] ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 19:29:31 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Risky click of the day
Newsuperstevebros ยท 303 points ยท Posted at 16:40:34 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The absolute betrayal tugs at my heartstrings
DarkLasombra ยท 98 points ยท Posted at 19:01:08 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I assume you weren't being meta, because I felt so bad for the JIF guy.
[deleted] ยท 81 points ยท Posted at 19:29:56 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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ModestRaptor ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:34:58 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The Mad Dick" Are we sure his name isn't Aerys?
fido5150 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:44:58 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I woulda replied with: "Well, we love everyone that loves peanut butter, and we hope you give Jif a try soon!"
Then he just looks like a dick.
Tesrab ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:23:23 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They should have. Skippy is a thick spread with all the right colors and consistency, but no real flavor. Targets house brand has some of the best for the money.
rezaziel ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:38:19 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For some reason I found this genuinely useful info
Tesrab ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:29 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There is no food I enjoy more than peanut butter.
If it's in a jar and cheap my go to's are JIF and Target brand.
If I'm trying to pretend to be healthy I get the fresh ground stuff. Lack's pretty much any sweetness, but no sugar added does that and it's still just as good.
jaybestnz ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:24:35 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Honey. Bears dig honey.
WhyLater ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:46:51 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's not being meta. That's not what that word means. The word is "sarcastic".
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:42 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me too. (Jif): Thanks
begentlewithme ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:23:41 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Top 10 Betrayals in Anime.
thefruitbooter ยท 90 points ยท Posted at 17:03:59 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have done this before and it is very nice
destructormuffin ยท 55 points ยท Posted at 18:12:31 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the kind of comment that belongs on /r/wholesomememes
PM_ME_UR_JUGZ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:07:47 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whole so me me mes?!?
thedawesome ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:30:12 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Troll Jif?
Fubby2 ยท 842 points ยท Posted at 15:28:38 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty funny tbh
i_literally_died ยท 158 points ยท Posted at 16:40:06 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He knows exactly what he's doing
https://twitter.com/rad_milk
[deleted] ยท 124 points ยท Posted at 16:58:15 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We have a master memer on our hands
https://twitter.com/rad_milk/status/811672272775745536
mkiyt ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 18:20:29 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
From the comments of one of his posts: please ๐ค๐ปruin ๐ค๐ผ my ๐ค๐ฝ hole ๐ค๐พ daddy ๐ค๐ฟ
HowRiskyIsDatClick ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 18:48:06 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
๐ฆ๐คค๐
quitethequietdomino ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:15:18 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That middle one is horrifying
HowRiskyIsDatClick ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:19:53 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know thats not drool
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:11:24 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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quitethequietdomino ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:32:27 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cummies
nubaeus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:16 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh daddy
HowRiskyIsDatClick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:50 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ohhhh yeah๐คค
NihilistFinancier ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:42:46 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
goddamn idk I'm laughing but painfully
Geolosopher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:15 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You won't trick me into doing math but I deserve it
Toy_Cop ยท -46 points ยท Posted at 18:02:55 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ah yes, casual racism.
https://twitter.com/rad_milk/status/811408155745742848
edit: How do you not get the racism? He's clapping the "dirt" off the coloured hands, he gets to the white hands and now they're "clean". We all know those emoticons don't represent dirty hands but people's skin colour...
[deleted] ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 18:51:27 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Toy_Cop ยท -14 points ยท Posted at 19:01:26 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you actually look at the tweet? Someone called him out and his response was "lol" ...
lala989 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 22:23:11 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Please explain to me how it isn't racist to imply brown skin is dirty. Tell me honestly, do you have experience with this? This comment annoys me so much. My husband is in his early 30s and when he was a toddler the other moms took their kids out of the community pool because they were afraid he was dirty. He's half black, but that's all it takes. I'm not upset about the tweet, I think it's willfully ignorant to be like 'haha guys the hands are clapping off dirt! No racism here, however lamely done!' You are aware of who claps when mad and also annoyingly does it all over IG and twitter right? This idiot simply combined the two ideas. Oh how cute and innocent! No, people like you are the problem pretending things like that aren't racist.
Ultimate_Cabooser ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:41:18 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
if you're white but your hands are the only part of you that are brown it's possible it's because they're dirty
lala989 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:53 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a total idiot, that's fine.
Ultimate_Cabooser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:44 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
are you the kind of person that when someone uses the word 'black', in any context, you shout "i don't like the way you said black"
lala989 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 00:31:43 on December 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the farthest thing from what I am, I quite despise sjw types, but go-ahead and think that.
[deleted] ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 18:12:17 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://twitter.com/rad_milk/status/802952672751951872
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:00:14 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He really hates/loves applebees.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:02:08 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Applebee's is dope tho
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:08:43 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nice try Applebee's rep!
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:10:13 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lol I wish. I'm just a broke college student.
But what makes me happy, is Applebee's refreshing ice cold alcoholic beverages.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:50 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing wrong with some half price mozzarella sticks and their 2 for 1 beers that are pure goodness.
SwiftSwoldier ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:00 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't forget all those amazing different daily specials
comradechrome ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 18:17:52 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think nobody got why it was racist. Why is it racist?
Urvilan ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 18:32:02 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
pretty sure the whole point of the post is that he's making a shitty visual joke for the sake of ironic entertainment. i don't think the hands usually used to depict black people or other skin colors in this situation are supposed to be racist or interpreted as such. he's just saying in this particular situation for the ironic joke to work that the hands are at first dirty and he's just clapping them together or on his pants or some shit to wipe them.
lala989 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:10:46 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I seriously don't think so.
Urvilan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:07 on December 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
well i know that joke was made ironically, and i know it didn't need to make fun of black people, and it wouldn't be the first time people use emoticons for different than intended reasons
lala989 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:25 on December 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I agree with that, it's just as silly that all these people are taking up arms against the guy that thought it was racist. It might as hell be, who cares and why insist it isn't.
lala989 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:11:56 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Black women putting clapping emojis all over IG and twitter? It's not a funny joke or well done but why pretend this guy is some innocent dude?
aqing0601 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:38:08 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now you listen here, pip-pip. A racist mind is a racist kind. You, you take that to sleep with you tonight cause I know, it's not gonna change hearts and minds in a day. You don't give a man a peanut, expect him to have a farm the next day. But it's aright. It's alright. One day, we will all be equal on this earth. Until then, I'm gonna give you a kiss, muffin.
PM-ME-HAPPY-THOUGHTS ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 18:13:05 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, man. Don't point out that turning every black thing into a joke is racist, because then I might have to quit it.
NeedHelpWithExcel ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:24:14 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No one cares about your feelings
Toy_Cop ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 19:27:53 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haha that's ok. I'm not here for emotional support but it's good to know how ignorant people are.
NeedHelpWithExcel ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:48:37 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're here to pretend like you're offended so you can place yourself on an imaginary pedestal. Grow up
i_enjoy_ham ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:01:43 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Explain how it's racist
lala989 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:16 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Black women clapping to make their point irl and through emojis. Dark skin was also seen as dirty by whites not even as long ago as when my husband was a toddler. I'm the polar opposite of an sjw or a person who looks for racism and this tweet looks really sketchy to me. Why is everyone defending it? Does a joke where totally dark hands turn white by clapping dirt off REALLY make that much more sense?? No it makes zero sense, he just combined the two ideas and why is everyone sticking up for the bozo that made the tweet anyways?
cooper12 ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 19:48:54 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reddit is blind to racism and for some reason is giving this edgelord the benefit of the doubt. You tried.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:50:17 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Awwww...can we get you a safe space?
lala989 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:16:37 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I agree what the hell. The tweet isn't funny or edgy, but is sure isn't JUST clapping some ol dirt off, harmless! Whatever, moving on!
[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 20:50:17 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Awwww...can we get you a safe space?
poly_atheist ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 18:20:04 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/FRr0RTF
LEERROOOOYYYYY ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 17:44:34 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm crying
bathroomstalin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:20:34 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The madman probably showed up to his first Toyotathon with a Civic and pre-lacerated nipples
Khanstant ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:52:16 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was this guy a SomethingAwful or FYAD poster at some point? I'm getting those vibes and can't think of any other reason I'd have subscribed to them already
BadResults ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:20:28 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm totally getting a goon vibe from this guy.
Khanstant ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:56:02 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.somethingawful.com/twitter-tuesday/tt03-11-14/
Yeah, IIRC these frontpage features were culled mostly from FYAD people who moved into Weird Twitter realm.
i_literally_died ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:55:58 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, one of the OG SA crew.
SeveredHarisn ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:51:26 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A rad mad lad?! Well now I've seen everything
vankorgan ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:17:41 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's like there are several layers of satire here. Almost like the guy behind KenM decided to create an edgy anti-establishment character,
i_literally_died ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:07 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's just one of the OG Somethingawful 'weird twitter' guys.
SeaNilly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:16 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This guy's gonna be all over me_irl now
i_literally_died ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:48 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man, I should repost so many tweets from the last 6 years. It'd be karmageddon.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:30:30 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A pretty good bamboozle.
lopoticka ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 18:41:59 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you are twelve
dungareecat ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:47:26 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly. It's basically just another version of "-insert compliment- ...NOT!"
[deleted] ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 20:48:34 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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dungareecat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:02:57 on December 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm hoping that this is a joke and not just horrifically ironic. This entire sub is about taking the piss of out other people's idea of a joke. You could aptly comment that on any one of the posts here...
JudgeJBS ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:24:39 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey borat
Arenten ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:50 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's this whole sub. This is pretty much textbook madlad.
JudgeJBS ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:24:18 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:53 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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X-Kid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:56:58 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
woah
obadetona ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 17:23:35 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the kind of content I subscribed for
furculture ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 16:56:48 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This man is too insane in his brain to do this!
gOWLaxy ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 16:27:04 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lad slayed me
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 18:38:43 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is OP Everett Byram? This screenshot shows the Skippy reply posted "just now"
tabarra ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:43:44 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They should reply with something like "Our love for peanut butter exceeds brands :) I bet it was delicious anyway!"
e: added "anyway"
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:14:18 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You should be a PR rep. I'm not being sarcastic like that's actually a great response ha.
tabarra ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:50:16 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hate bullshit in my workplace, why would I work with professional bullshitters?
mainfingertopwise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:57 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 16:29:06 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm in the hospital because of this lad's boldness!
ArgonGryphon ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:10:26 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Surprised Jif couldn't tell. His mom is obviously not choosy.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:26:14 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Poor Jif
rooowdy ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 16:46:32 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crunchy peanut butter is the weakest kind of peanut butter.
I like my peanut butter like myself: smooth
Motorsagmannen ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 17:47:48 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
it's heathens like you that need to be purged from this planet.
crunchy is superior in every way!
EDIT: oy, stop downvoting /u/rooowdy, just chill and enjoy the bants
rooowdy ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 17:49:52 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Might as well just eat peanuts if you're into crunchy.
Motorsagmannen ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 17:54:33 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
with smooth you get the disgusting consistency of bad diarrhea, crunchy has better hold and texture.
it saddens me to see one fall so far, as to prefer smooth over crunchy peanut butter.
rooowdy ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 18:05:15 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight me, dude. I will rep that smooth butter til my death, son.
Motorsagmannen ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:10:51 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ill meet you at dawn christmas day at your mums house!
i propose weapon of choice being one jar of peanutbutter (of prefered kind).
rooowdy ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:13:08 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll bash yo head in! Fight's on
Wolfy21_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:28:04 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Plus smooth calls for toast, crunchy works well on both. And for PBJ its just crunchy all the way, makes it sooo much better.
arthursbeardbone ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:58:41 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crunchy peanut butter is the proof of the insufficiency of the capitalist mode. Smooth peanut butter is the food of the proletariat.
SEIZE THE MEANS OF LEGUME PRODUCTION
FGHIK ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:40:45 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you commie, smooth peanut butter is for real americans!
arthursbeardbone ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:43:02 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Only because you steal it, imperialist. Peanut butter comes from the masses
JonnyBhoy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:07:23 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/crunchymasterrace
Bullfrog777 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:27:35 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If someone bit into you you'd be crunchy though
Khanstant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:56 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This human is weak and soft, through and through.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:38 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
more like bland
23_ ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:08:31 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That is a sickening amount of peanut butter
FGHIK ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:40:10 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, there's not nearly enough
23_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:51 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a heathen
Doonce ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:08:01 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's just a small jar.
hieagie ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:17:00 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like Jif more than Skippy :(
ABoringName_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:09:07 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who doesn't?
waltztheplank ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:33:59 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is everything this subreddit should strive to be.
zargulis ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:37:48 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NRD-HRD3 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:31:32 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Almost as mad as Ken M
Kushmaster420xBlazer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:11:59 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow.. jif got fucking SMOKED right there! Did you see how he set jif up and then delivered the hammer? Jesus christ they'll be lucky if they can stay in business
JapaneseStudentHaru ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:14:16 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reminds me of J-Roc
BeefSupreme9769 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:19:01 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This guy is nanners
ruffianryan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:43:34 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He wears his hat inside because he loves the shade
KingSmoke ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:47:34 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
D E V I L I S H
tdtbaa ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:03:11 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
D E V I L I C I O U S
JoshSellsGuns ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:51:04 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Top 10 Anime Betrayls
Blind_Pilot ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:24:13 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know it's stupid, but something about this makes me feel really sad.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:34:05 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's cute but he should never make that face again
Walksonthree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:17 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want to see the replies to this
PM_ME_MEMES_PLZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:15 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I laughed
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:18 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
he's clearly not very choosy
Evil_One ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:24 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He is not a mom.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:20 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
not yet
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:40 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually kind of funny
Szos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:09 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aren't they actually owned by the same company?
mintsponge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:34 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tragic. Obviously intended become a meme and go viral with his savagery.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:18 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was actually human feces! Owned.
jroddie4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:27 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ROASTEDDDD
cbessemer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:17 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His loss. Jif>Skippy
n_word ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:15 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mandela effect
EatYourCheckers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:02 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nice work, Everett!
Shanack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:02 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Top 10 anime betrayals.
bwaredapenguin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:26 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's pronounced "Skippy."
serpentinewitch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:35 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
QPILLOWCASE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:05 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I actually found this kinda funny, he was probably being a fake /r/madlad
schmitzel88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:18 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He may be mad, but skippy natural is the GOAT peanut butter hands down. Jif doesn't have shit on that.
kamelonious ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:28:45 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ya damn skippy
Cyberzombi ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:27:59 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The lad holding the Skippy looks sassy. I'd love to see him do the Black Chick neck-crank.
the_eric ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:21:40 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
People have gotten too liberal with the use of "lol".
Suicidekills2010 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:44 on December 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lol what?