๐๏ธ Bluewind55 ยท 5354 points ยท Posted at 16:48:54 on October 21, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Norman had just gotten off work and began walking home when he noticed a car taking up two parking spaces in the parking lot of his favorite supermarket. Norman realized he had blank post it notes and a pen in his suitcase. Norman had never written a hate note before and worried he may never get the opportunity again.
Norman didn't want to let this guy off lightly because he parked so inconsiderately so he decided he would really let him have it in this note. Norman poured his anger out into the note, not letting himself hold back. Please park more carefully the note read.
When Norman got home his palms were still sweating and the adrenaline kept him shaking. Satisfied with himself he turned on CSI and leaned back in his chair. He still couldn't believe how boldly he acted as that was unlike him. Norman came to greet Norman and lied down on his lap. "You would not believe what I did today!" Norman exclaimed excitedly, as he pulled out the note from his pocket and showed it to Norman.
LordFireCrotch ยท 1380 points ยท Posted at 21:08:32 on October 21, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
that ending was perfect
Necroluster ยท 290 points ยท Posted at 07:23:41 on October 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Absolutely, the ending alone makes this one of the best stories I've read here.
WillRedditForTacos ยท 599 points ยท Posted at 16:56:58 on October 21, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This made me literally laugh out loud.
frejil ยท 388 points ยท Posted at 22:03:36 on October 21, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You really need to write more because this, THIS?! Is great.
Prison_Vape ยท 60 points ยท Posted at 06:20:31 on October 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I wish mine was half as good. I read all these great ones and think, "why didn't I think of this...?"
Bourbon_Munch ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 12:42:34 on October 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The true merit of a Norman story is if you think you could write it just as well- if the style and plot are natural enough to engage the reader and make them want to reciprocate.
Source: Norman told me.
uncle_smooth006 ยท 113 points ยท Posted at 22:07:57 on October 21, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is probably one of the best of Norman I have read.
Adams_Ribs ยท 229 points ยท Posted at 00:13:41 on October 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Meanwhile back at the store Norma was also getting out of work and had begun to walk to her car. It had been a long day for her, she wasn't used to standing on her feet all day. This new grocery store job was nothing like her old one, she was always moving around. There was a man that was standing by her car that she had seen in the store before. She thought it was odd that he was standing by her car. He was doing something too, though she couldn't tell what it might be.
He stood by her car for several minutes scribbling furiously and then throwing the paper away and scribbling more notes onto another piece of paper. He finally finished, and with a satisfied nod stuffed the paper into his pocket and, after looking around, he continued on his way. Norma approached her car and realized she had parked crookedly. "Oh dear" Norma thought, "I've parked crookedly."
JFro17 ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 13:59:05 on October 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
10/10
atlantis145 ยท 81 points ยท Posted at 21:52:39 on October 21, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Christ I'm in tears in a study group and I don't want to have to explain why I'm holding in so much laughter.
elmerjstud ยท 137 points ยท Posted at 00:58:44 on October 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
i like to browse this website, where people write things in different categories of forums? they're called subreddits, and this particular one is about this middle aged guy, people post things and... nvm.
wasabinski ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 02:33:49 on October 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Just discovered this subreddit and I absolutely loved this as my first Norman experience.
DetroMental1 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 12:59:21 on October 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Same bro, can't wait to live in this subreddit from now on
colber ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 02:31:34 on October 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I've only been here a few days but this is easily the best Norman story I have ever read; and I read all the top posts of all time! It has all the elements: work, Norman the cat, doing something bold that isn't actually bold, Norman feeling quite passionate (on the inside) about something silly, and Norman skipping out on actually doing anything! This is absolutely perfect.
GunpowderLad ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 21:52:05 on October 21, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sure Norman felt good letting off some steam.
justin2506 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:16:47 on October 21, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Loved. It.
TheKingCapital ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:15:43 on October 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That is so Norman.
tuxisme ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 22:43:00 on October 21, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, I've been doing a personal project and recording one Norman story a day. This one was so funny, I couldn't resist. Thanks for writing it!
i know i said wrote i'm sorry
ChiefBearPaw ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 06:33:30 on October 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
are you Elijah Wood?
FRENCH_ARSEHOLE ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:54:11 on October 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit he really is
tuxisme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:22:15 on October 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Honestly I really don't hear it.
๐๏ธ Bluewind55 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:48:35 on October 21, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for picking mine, that was fantastic!
taste1337 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 22:12:06 on October 21, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
*written
๐๏ธ Bluewind55 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 22:41:06 on October 21, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Fixed, thanks.
Xerionius ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:41:41 on October 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
After the first paragraph I naturally began reading in the voice from 'The Stanley Parable'...
scrott ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:31:52 on October 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I did a reading
https://soundcloud.com/kadeu/normanhatenote
๐๏ธ Bluewind55 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:13:08 on October 29, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Nice I liked it!
Nastyboots ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:47:55 on November 6, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There's a damn good reason this is in the top 5 Normans
๐๏ธ Bluewind55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:11 on November 6, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks!
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:49:20 on February 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't get it.
Lots456 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:23:48 on October 21, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh Norman...
trennerdios ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:16:07 on October 29, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is definitely in my top 5 favorite Norman stories. I'm always amazed that people can continue to keep creating such great new ones.
larson627 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:41:08 on October 21, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Bravo
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:26:20 on October 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is my favorite story yet!
Bloodsail_Admiral ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:37:37 on October 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Really enjoyed this one.
amsteele27 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:17:21 on October 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Haha this is perfect.
Fyrsiel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:25:43 on October 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Bold, Norman! Very bold!
moraj22 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:42:43 on October 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Out of the hundred I have had the pleasure of reading yours has been my favorite! I literally LOL'd. Bravo sir! Give me more
capnarrr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:20:23 on October 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Brilliant!
karolgajda ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:22:37 on October 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
... What is this?
NuKaCoLa17 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:41:16 on October 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Best plot twist i have read in years
Leahlovexoxo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:24:00 on November 10, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
One of the best I've read so far...the ending just totally encompasses Norman.
jmconeby ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:07:10 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This was really good! I'm disappointed that he didn't put the note there, but it really is characteristic of Norman to keep it. Great job!
Eiwiin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:58:00 on March 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm very high and I can't understand any of this. Can someone please explain it to me?
fishmael ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:07:46 on March 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Read it again, it's worth it.
hope_and_potential ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:54:10 on November 2, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
His palms were sweaty
Knees weak, arms were heavy
There was black ink on his fingers already
Mom's Spaghetti
jfayd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:10 on October 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
fantastic twist!
iamnotconner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:01:16 on October 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
All hail Norman
TisteSimeon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:32:35 on October 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Man it got dark for a second there, glad it ended on a lighter note.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:17:55 on October 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Whoa Norman, thug life.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:37:58 on October 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I loved this one.
itsMalarky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:43:30 on October 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
perfect!
NeedMoreHints ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:12:05 on October 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is gold.
Gold, Jerry.
protagonizer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:12:31 on February 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great job! I narrated your story, just for fun.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:35:47 on October 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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Chellz99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:26 on October 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
yea, Norman built up the courage to go and write the note but he didn't even give it to the guy, and he was still proud of himself.