Depriving yourself of the oxygen tricks your brain into thinking it needs more air (which it does, I guess). So it opens up your nasal passages by lessening the blood flow. Actually the congestion is typically caused by increased blood flow to that area - that's why you can blow your nose and nothing comes out.

TIL this works for constipation too. I just tried and shit my pants. Thanks troutbum!

Holy crap! That actually worked, but all my co-workers probably thinking I'm a weirdo.

It also works in the Southern Hemisphere but you have to rock your head fourth and back, instead of back and fourth

sounds like a good way to pass out

are you a wizard

Masturbation also works, and it doesn't make you look like a freak.....

"Why the fuck are you masturbating??"

"I have a blocked nose."

Its true it does work! Though I tooted while doing it so I hate you a little. :-(

Flu, come at me bitch...

So, essentially I just need to imagine that I am whipping my hair back and forth?

Or ... fap

Holy heck it actually worked I CAN B R E A T H E

This is over 12 years old, but thank you!!!

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heres an even easier way: Step 1: press with your tongue against the roof of your mouth. Step 2: release with your tongue and press with 2 fingers between your eyebrows. Step 3: repeat steps 1 & 2, going back and forth with your fingers and tongue (i know, thats what she said) until you nose starts to clear up. faster, and it doesnt make you look like an idiot in public.

No worky for me

Holy fuck.

Me: *le sick for past 3 days, nose soooo stuffed I sound like a cartoon character

commence doing dumb instructions

mom notices

Mom: What on earth are you doing?

continues doing it because I can still don't need air

mom is freaking out

Mom: Are you okay!!!?!

I attempt to waive my hand as if it was my head nodding yes, she accepts this as a plead for help and runs over to me panicing

I finally need to breath so I take breath

Me: No! I'm fine, I'm just...

shitstorm of snot floods my mouth causing me to puke

Mom freaks out, and yells to my dad that we need to take me to the hospital and that something is wrong

le still puking

dad comes in room as I'm getting out the last heaves of puke and starts to pat my back and asking me what is wrong

finishes puke

Me: says in my totally normal voice I was clearing my nose.

It took me a while to explain to them why all of that happened but eventually they settled down and found the situation to be funny.

TL;DR : Tried, parents freaked, worked TOO well, parents freaked more, profit.

This has to do with an increase in catecholamines (a family of hormones which includes adrenalin) in the blood, which happens as a response to the stress of mild hypoxia. The adrenalin causes the arterioles in the nose to lower blood flow, allowing for the nasal mucosa oedema to be reabsorbed. Doing some quick exercise or having a scare has the same effect!

(passed out)

Life Hack Enabled

You sir are a genius!

This is going to get buried under all the comments, but here's what I think is primarily going on:

You're increasing your heart rate, which causes the swelling in your nasal cavities to temporarily subside. If you have asthma, you might know that your emergency inhaler has some kind of adrenalin based product in it. The reason for that is it kicks your heart into high gear. Turns out, heart rate going up causes certain blood vessels to constrict (I guess the blood is going to major muscles?), which allows you to breathe easier since that means less swelling/inflammation in your lungs+nose.

For experiments, when it's blocked again either:

• Without looking around and stuff, try just holding your breath for a really long time.

• Do a couple of really fast push ups

Upping your heart rate suddenly is also very useful for waking the hell up. Falling asleep in a meeting? Hold your breath and flex your calf muscles really hard. You'll be fully alert again for about 1 minute after.

DON'T DO IT ALL THE SNOT COMES OUT YOUR BUTT

So, I guessed that worked for me. Momentary, but I certainly felt the adrenaline kick in once it felt like I was dying.

TLDR; Adrenaline, it's a thing.

EDIT: TL;DR*

I farted while doing this. I didn't enjoy my new ability to smell.

Or just masturbate. It works like a charm. Has something to do with the blood vessels.

The sun is the key here! another way to clear sinuses is to press HARD between your eyes with your index finger, then alternate with pressing your tongue on the soft part of the roof of your mouth. Hold it for about half a second each, and leep doing it for up to a minute. You should feel your sinuses drain, almost instantly. Like somebody pressed an emergency release valve. I've been using these two techniques to keep my symptoms down, but I can't get rid of the headaches, or ear itching yet.

Damn son, shit work!

Whoa, that's weird.

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myth: confirmed. excellent work

does this work when insufflating drugs?

why only the Northern Hemisphere?

or...fuck a bitch. orgasm clears sinuses out.

Usually what I do is, I hang myself by my neck with a belt in my closet and vigorously masturbate. It doesn't clear my nose, but it feels pretty similar to the steps outlined.

With that said, I look forward to an alternative that's less awkward in public places. :)

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"Here is a tip for all of you Northern Hemispherians "

I hope it works for southerners too :-D We are between seasons too and there are a lot of people getting sick.

Does masturbation help anyone else for clearing a blocked nose? It works pretty well.

How many of us just looked like a dumbass at work?

11 years ago the sacred texts were written

today I have gotten them

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Didnt work.

Is this a vomeronasal thing, or a vagus thing?

Also, you NEED to tell the world about the technique for an asthma attack. Shit's serious.

A line of coke will do it too.

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WHAT IS THIS BLACK MAGIC?!

Does anybody know of a very cheap and very spicy pepper I could easily obtain and eat first thing in the morning to clear my sinuses? Nasal sprays don't work that well, but eating hot foods do.

A thing I just saw on stumbleupon said hold your breath and press your tongue to the roof of your mouth hard, and press between your eyes for 20 seconds. Totally works.

Just reading that made me feel faint.

This is AMAZING!

Really not sure how if my nasal passage and sinus are plugged with snot how this will help, but will keep it in mind.

Myself, I roll with the Ayr.

http://ayrrinsekit.com/

Nope, didn't work. One nostril was slightly better, though, so I grant partial credit.

Basically just making your body react to an emergency need for air and it opens up all pores. Stuffy noses are from swelling to fend off foreign contaminants. Your body sees the need for air as greater so it clears your nose. Your stuffy nose will only return in a few minutes

I learned a slightly different technique: basically using your tongue and fingers to gently rock your nasal/palate joint back and forth for about 5-10 seconds to stimulate the sinuses into producing more (fresh) mucus and flushing out whatever is causing the blockage and irritation. Usually fixes most relevant headaches, no need to hold your breath, the effect kicks in a minute after the first few rocks.

My boyfriend says it worked. Quite well actually.

Didn't work.

any tips for a runny nose???

I need to know more cheat codes like this for life. Another one I know is to hold your tongue to the roof of your mouth to avoid brainfreeze.

Another tip: If you tilt your head back with your tongue out, and pretend to shake salt onto it, you can taste salt.

This is my preferred solution.

WITCH! WITCH!

fuck, that almost GAVE me an asthma attack.

Look up, now look down, your post is now diamonds.

Alternative: Press your tongue against the roof of you mouth as hard as you can. Apply pressure inbetween your eyes whilst keeping your tongue there. Success.

Oh dear god you may just have saved my life.

The asthma one would be appriecated as well

I did this and it works. You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.

Great post, can you post it again in September?:D

You couldn't have posted this a few days ago? Bloody hell, all the torture I've been going through for no apparent reason...

you literally just saved my life.

I've been doing push ups top achieve the same effect. I get a little work out every time and I don't look like a mentally challenged person whilst doing it.

Just got a headcold today, thanks for the tip. Not sure it works quite as well in this case but it seems to be doing something.

success!

this shit needs a place near the acne pillow

I whip my head back and forth.

If you want karma just make an image for each of these steps and post to /r/pics or /r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

Neti pot?

oh my god....i live in georgia, where its pollen hell at the moment. you just saved my life man. ive been using nasal spray for days...and it hasnt cleared my nose half as good as that method just did......thanks man

There should be a r/lifehack

Does it completely clear your nose or does it just make it a little better?

I fap

What the fuck?!

I just tried that and was totally blown away that it worked.

i would just try a neti pot

Just found out I did shit on an exam, cry and have a blocked nose, come here and find a solution. This is why I fucking love you, reddit. Thank you so much. ;w;

I think this kind of stress could give you polyps. The Neti pot is an alternative way to get safer, longer lasting and better results (personal experience). Invaluable when you have flu, or allergies.

damn, i think Reddit is psychic. i really needed this info today and it was on the front page!

thanks, my nose feels better now

jesus. that worked. i don't recommend doing this while sitting in class, though. haha.

I'm sick now, and I can breathe. You just made my day.

You are a magician. That said, you did not learn this today, you learned it a year ago and kept it from us. Shame on you, troutbum. Shame on you.

Holy shit it worked! I was just complaining about a blocked nose when I saw this post xD Awesome!

Fapping also clears a stuffed nose

Step 2 seems kind of contradicting. Exhale all of your air while holding your breath at the same time? Could you explain that a bit more in detail?

Mind = BLOW

Holy shit it really works. Thank you so much man, you may have literally changed my life. I have chronic nasal congestion and severe breathing issues.

Someone should make an animated gif as to what this looks like.

I have really bad allergies (pollen/hay fever) and I can feel them slowly coming on again. That and I had bad sinuses. I will try this when I get home, thanks!

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it did work. I just tried it. THANK YOUUUUUUUU!

Thank you so much! This is the kind of post that reminds me of why I love TIL. You just made allergy season more bearable. Thank you sir.

Being suddenly scared seems to work too. I guess your body assumes you will be needing some extra oxygen to either fight or flight.

thanks

Wtf, this just worked. How? Magic? It must be magic.

I tried it and holy shit it works!

http://www.dangerousminds.net/images/uploads/1269385664419_thumb.jpeg

HOLY CRAP DUDE. Thanks. I've been working with half a nostril's worth of air flow since the pollen started falling.

awesome.

I had a cold yesterday and was really stuffed up, just tried this and WHAM! worked! Thanks! :D

Step 7: Profit....haha i love it

Thanks for the post!

Similar steps also work great for getting rid of hiccups:

• inhale as much as you can, hold it in for as long as you can.
• breathe normally a bit to regain color and/or consciousness ;)
• exhale as much as you can, hold it in for as long as you can.

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Magic. Got it.

Aww thanks a lot for this post, I am having major nose issues at the moment, I can breeeaaaathe!

Huh! I just did it and it works. Thanks.

When I saw the picture that went along with this I thought that it was the reddit alien with a nose. Turns out I just had some fuzz on my screen.

Step 1: Read this an be skeptic

Step 2: Try it

Step 3: It fucking works!

Thx OP

And now there is snot everywhere. Thanks alot

Tried it, worked like a treat, upboats

Wow, I've had this clog in my right nostril for the longest time. Thanks

That actually worked, my nose has been all stuffed all day.

HOLY SHIT THAT FUCKING WORKED

OKAY, NOW I NEED SCIENCE TO EXPLAIN THIS

i needed this

doesn't work fuck u

Yup, doesn’t work at all.

I tried this. When I woke up from the floor my pants were on backwards.

Yeah, totally didn't work.

1. Stand with your back to the wall
2. Hyperventilate
3. Take a deep breath and hold it
4. Have a friend push on your chest
5. ????
6. Profit

...that I picked up at the start of our hay fever season last year

Then it's not really something you learned TODAY then is it?

Wasabi.

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will try

I think it worked.

OMG I can't believe it works

Can't wait to try. Screw you allergy season

peppers, or anything hot will do it statum

I walk on cold floor with bare feet to clear my nose. My boyfriend thinks I'm crazy. I wonder if there's anyone else who does this....

or just jump up and down

If you take the block out of it...

Saved

Holding your breath on empty starves your body of oxygen quickly. When your brain recieves signals that you aren't getting enough oxygen to your lungs, it sends signals to your nose to open up your nostrils.

The method I've always used was to repeatedly hold my breath on empty lungs, to quickly get the oxygen-starved feeling, and breathing shallowly to get it to work faster.

I still have 1 side that works but the other side doesn't.

that made me hyperventilate. no goods.

HOLY SHIT YOU'RE JESUS!

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Also works for hiccups, but replace step 4 with drinking a cup of water

Step 7 is ???, Step 8 is when you profit.

I play an instrument and when I do breathing exercises I find that this also helps to clear out your chest because when you finally inhale again, the rush of air basically releases all the mucous. You will cough a ton, but you will be clearer

That is awesome. Thanks for the tip!

You can also boil a pot of water and breathe in the steam.

Vertigo calling.

Where did it go? O_o

I shall teach you how to fish, so that you may never starve

HE'S A WITCH!

Try walking up and down a flight of stairs.

This is kinda like the Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A (Start) for people.... :) thx

Meh. Didn't do much. Tried a couple times. What's the mechanism of action supposed to be?

I'm not sure if this is already been said but here's another cure that works great:

Step 1: Mix 1 tbls of Apple Cider Vinegar with 1 Cup of Water. Step 2: Drink.

You can also change the ratio but I find that to be pretty good and you can sip it all day without anyone noticing.

P.S. The nasty taste becomes harder to tell once you've gotten past the first gulp.

Almost passed out.

Oh my god thankyou so much. I literally just got a blocked nose then saw this. You the man!

LOL

or just pinch really hard on the fleshy part of your hand between your thumb and index finger on the affected side.

It worked a little... but this would probably only work when you have a block nose due to MUCUS, not inflammation...

nice! i'd recommend that when you hold your nose, hold a tissue at the sametime as I got a good amount of nose drip in my hand.

I'll probably suffocate in the process.

There's an easier way. Just pretend you are sprinkling salt from an invisible salt-shaker into your mouth.

I just stick a little wad of toilet paper up my nose.

A similar technique for getting rid of hiccups:

1. Breath in and out slowly a few times.

2. Breath in as much air as you can.

3. Swallow.

4. Breath in a bit more air.

5. Repeat 3 & 4 until you get as much air in your lungs as you can.

6. Hold as long as you can and then release.

7. Hiccups should be gone!

This also cures the hiccups like a boss.

I'd recommend blowing your nose, and finding good medicine that works for you.

The news this morning said you can clear a stuffed nose by having sex.

I just rinse my nose out with water from the tap.

Lying down on your back and cycling in the air for 30 s while holding your breath also seems to work

this will jsut get blocked a few mins later.

i use nasonex, fixes all the problems i have with hayfever and deviated septum

who me? I most certainly was NOT picking my nose just now...

nice thanks i was just annoyed by my blocked nose and this worked :)

Goddammit, why couldn't you post this two days ago when I actually had a blocked nose from this bloody cold I'm getting over? :(

Have you tried snorting salt water? I do this when I get super stuffy when I get sick and benedryl fails me.

This works pretty well, but the effect is only temporary - your nose clears up once you start to breathe again, but for me anyway if it was blocked in the first place it blocks up again in around 10-15 seconds.

I simply just breath without forcing the breath, you will not be getting quite enough oxygen, but by the time it gets to be urgent your nose will be cleared up.

drink tabasco

Where does all the booger go?

There is another way to clear your nose if you're trying to catch some needed sleep. Here is how:

• Pinch your nose a few times
• Sleeping on your stomach, tilt your head on a small angle
• Your nose cleared in seconds

If it's not working pinch your nose till it's not dry and try again. I came to this solution when I was very young and having a blocked nose would drive me up the wall.

It fucking worked

Omg! it fuken works!

my head feels funny

I did this when my nose was clear and now it's stuffy :(

Weird, I did not expect that to work. But kinda started to get panicked at the don't breathe until you need to part.

Yet another one is inhaling liquid ammonia (if it is difficult to find, stop cleaning your toilet for a week)

I find the "eat a spicy burrito" method much more enjoyable and less weird looking.

Did anyone else read the last Step to see if they were just being trolled?

Currently nursing a really stuffed nose. I clicked on this and actually said out loud, "What...what...what is it?" Being sick mades you crazy.

good stuff

Please stop taking advice from David Carradine, will you?

Wait so what exactly does this do? If your nose is completely blocked, this will clear it - or does it just help clear clogged sinuses? WHERE IS THE SNOT COMING FROM??

Holy Damn !

my own trick is to inhale steaming vinegar, ie lean over a fish and chip shop counter (may only apply to brits)

so if you fail you die?

Cocaine?

Snot rockets work too.

Haha. I don't know why, but it always cracks me up when I see profit as the final step in a sequence.

well I'll be damned

Bookmarked for next time!

Yup this works.

I definitely read step 3 as punch your nose. Of course that will clear your nose of mucus and replace it with blood.

It doesn't sound like your advice will work. I'll try it next time, but I can't see why it would work.

Can you explain the technique to stave off asthma attacks please?

desperatelyinterested

Holy shit. I'm sick right now and I just tried this. Mind blown hard.

I have a better one:

Step 1: Thrust your tongue to the roof of your mouth

Step 2: Push with your thumb in the top inside of your eye sock (basically right next to your eyebrow edge and maybe a little down

Step 3: Thrust your tongue to the roof of your mouth again

Step 4: Repeat for about 30 seconds

This rocks the vomer bone that runs along your sinuses and often causes them to drain.

I did this in class today. All my bros probably think I caught the autism overnight. Fuck it at least I can breath.

I snorted orange bc powder once on a dare. Works great also.

I've had really bad congestion for weeks now, despite not having a cold. I am very keen to try this technique out.

Eh, didn't work for me this time, but I'ma copy and paste this on a notepad and try again later. Thanks either way, beats sucking water through your nose anyway.

I don't think this works for noses clogged by allergies.

I don't have a blocked nose and thus can't test, but can anyone confirm this is more effective than what I currently do? Because what I do doesn't last very long.

If I have a blocked nose (besides just using nasal spray, which fixes it in seconds) I pinch my nose, and then try quite hard to breathe out of it. Not so hard my ears pop, but on the threshold. I can literally feel the sinuses shrinking away under the pressure.

A few seconds later, relax and let go, and my sinuses are temporarily unblocked. Very satisfying to do, but like I said, quite temporary.

Got a really bad head cold?

Place the end of a Wet/Dry vac hose over your nose, turn it on, open your mouth, less than a second later, your nose is clear. Remove the hose quickly because the rapid air flow makes your nose painfully cold.

Yeah, it's brutal but it delivers instant results.

Thanks!

Thank you for not including explosives or fissionable materials in your process.

i have a pretty bad cold right now. I tried this and was amazed. The relief only lasts a few minutes at most, but still awesome. Also, it's a good way to clear your nose before using a nasal spray.

Sex.

Cutting a few onions also helps

I think I'll try this when I'm not standing over a hard tiled floor

It worked for me.

I already had my yearly cold, but I'll be sure to employ this next winter, thank you.

You my good sir, have changed my life.

What is the similar techniwue for asthma?

I can clear a clogged nose just by thinking about it. Just imagine there is air flowing through your nostrils. It has never not worked for me.

Thanks, I'll try that next time I have a congested nose.

When I was younger, at school, I noticed that when i bent to the ground from my chair to pick up a pen I would have accidentaly on the ground, my nose would be clear afterward. Seems close.

Very cool.

TIL I can hold my breath a lot longer than I thought I could. This worked great, but it took at least a minute. Off to /r/firstworldproblems...

EDIT: There is a similar technique to stave off an asthma attack too.

I will try this next time and if it works you sir, have just won a friend for life.

Wow thank you so much im always so clogged up and this really helps!

Tell me the asthma trick! I need it...

But where did it go....?

I'm upvoting for now, but i wont be able prove this method for myself for a few months when it gets cold again. But i'll be back

I am really sick right now with ALL influenza symptoms (miraculously I tested negative) and this will work for a while but after some time my nose will remain clogged. It worked wonders though so thank you, it helped me finally fall asleep.

forth

I feel like you gave some users an opening to abuse drugs when their nose is congested... Although, from what I'm told, a little blow will do the job too. This seems more effective though.

Thank you SO much.

fuck you OP, i almost passed out. wanker

TIL how to win at mario kart.

1) hold controller in your hand

2) use you fingers to manipulate the buttons on previously mentioned controller

3) accelerate past all opponents

4) enjoy your win

edit: 5) profit

edit: there is a similar technique to win at street fighter

edit: haha i'm glad to help. next time i'll do it for the karma ;)

I just pick my boogers.

Brilliant!

This is the clearing a blocked nose thread, and i am posting so i can find it again in my post history.

Another Method:

Push with your tongue on the roof of your mouth.

Then press on the space between the eyebrows.

Where are the douchebags from r/skeptic to come insist that it can't possibly work until there are double blind studies?

There's another technique I know of, though I think it's more for clearing sinuses. Regardless, I do it all the time.

1. Place the pad of your thumb on the roof of your mouth, right where the ridge curves in.
2. Place the pad of your other thumb on the space between your eyes, where you shave that bit of uni-brow hair away every few days. Make sure pressure is going up.
3. Press, alternating back and forth.
4. Repeat about 10 times.
5. Wait about 10 seconds.
6. Mucus avalanche.

Actually if you firmly push your tongue against the roof of your mouth 5-10 times depending on how congested you are, your good. Oscillates your nasal cavity. You can also put pressure just under your septum if necessary.

Rock your head back and fourth slowly taking 2 seconds from looking at the sky to looking at the ground.

I find back and fifth is more effective

Or you could be awesome and live in Europe

Here's another simple solution: Brush your teeth, your nose will naturally become unblocked. It's like magic.

Haven't been sick for last 5-6 yrs. I've forgotten what it feels to be sick. Thanks anyways.

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Where's the profit?!

WITCH!!!

Step 1: Boil water Step 2: Place boiling water in aluminum bowl Step 3: Add cocaine Step 4: Lean over bowl and cover head with white towel Step 5: Breath deeply

Get your arse to r/gaymers

Nice try, Mr Mengele.

Was anyone expecting some sort of nasty picture of someone who got a large nail stuck in their face or something?

This is amazing but unfortunately I have the problem where my right ear feels "blocked"

It's simple; drink ice water, and lots of it.

It also works to just rub a little bit of Vicks inside your nostrils.

I've found inhaling the fumes from the initial flareup on a match clears up the sinuses right away.

Haha, read the whole instructions before attempting, else you'll end up like I did getting to step 5 and now my brain is in oxygen panic mode and I can't read anymore.

Doesn't work for a runny nose...

Works for a little while, but it blocks up again pretty quickly :(

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This is temporary though right? I remember I tried something similar when I had a cold - my nose was unblocked temporarily but it normally returned back to the congested state after a few inhalations.

I'm just going to leave this here...

Not fun at all....

WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS

HOIW

I WATN

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHINHG

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Or use a bic lighter. Hold it to your nose and let the fumes go up and it clears up pretty good. Wouldn't reccomend using it too much though.

Didn't work for me :(

How many times do you have to repeat this before it kicks in?

Warning: Not to be a dick or anything but I think that it's important to know the body intentionally blocks one side of the nasal passage or the other regularly throughout the day. It's still a medical mystery why this happens but the mystics say it has to do with right/left brain activity. Might not be healthy to be fucking around with your bodies natural rythems and in fact many yoga masters will warn you about doing these breathing exercises without proper guidance from a master. It's a bit like attempting extreme weight lifting or martial arts from a video on the internet. Just not gonna get the form right and might injure yourself.

To slowly clear a blocked nose, avoid eating meat, grains, sugars, and dairy. My sinus has been clear ever since.

Another way is to fire an anti-tank weapon the decompersion will clear a blocked nose much quicker.

I was really hoping the text would be:

Step 1: Aquire .357 Magnum hand pistol

Step 2: Slowly raise pistol barrel towards self until parallel with nasal cavity.

Step 3: Apply even pressure against lever located approx one inch from pistol handle.

Step 4:

Well, I guess this will remain my back up method.

If you ever have a soar throat:

1. Grab a chair. If it's creeky or has a wobbly leg--even better! The isolation helps stimulate various muscular activities which will awaken secret antibodies.
2. Fasten a noose piece of throat-massaging rope around your neck. You need to constrict your breathing temporary to help force out the germs.
3. Kick away the chair.
4. ????
5. ....

Demonostration.

This actually works wtf, thanks Jaiden animations and OP

thank you

It works tysm

Holding your breath like that actually stops hiccups too. I’ve heard though that the more you do it, the more you will have hiccups in your life. Probably a wives tale

It just got reblocked right away :(

10 years later and you still helped someone, thank you!

Thank you!! Came in handy tonight, for sleeping!!

THANKS!

I'll pass this information down to all my descendants, it will be the heirloom of my family.

It's clear, it's fucking clear!

Thank you

This is so some witchcraft, I can't believe it worked

i knew i wanted to try this if i ever caught a cold. IT WORKS

Why doesn't this work for me?

As soon as I blow my nose it’s back again

IT WORKS

lmaoo ik ur not gonna see this but thank you😭 shit actually works

shsthg

This is what I do for hiccups, to clear my nose I just do pushups till I cant anymore

My right side of nose is still clogged, what can i do

*Insert wow meme here*

I have chronic sinusitis, and this keeps my nose clear for 5 mins. COOL

nice, thanks.

STOP this is amazing 😭😭😭

Bullshit

HOLY CRAP ILYSM RANDOM STRANGER ONLINE!

Listen, this may have been written 12 years ago, but it is 100% a savior

yea

Why it’s works?

I think increasing your heartbeat might also work, as your body will need more oxygen to keep the energy flowing, it may open your nasal passage.
(I've completely come up with this one because I thought it would be logical and based on the knowledge I have about respiration)

dyjtdyj

holy shit thank you

THANK YOU 💜

Does it work permanently?

helped actually thanks

I’m commenting on this solely for the purpose of trying it.

WTFFF IT ACTUALLY WORKED😟

holy shit why does this work???

holy shit it worked

thank you, too bad its only temporary

It Didn’t Work-

Newsflash: Butts

You ever got your shaft tickled by an amphibian?

THANK YOU SO MUCH

I did it reverse and my nose got clogged