🎙️ SlimJones123 · 2144 points · Posted at 12:50:31 on October 26, 2017 · (Permalink)
The bloke who did the jump will be most disappointed
Don't worry. He's probably dead anyway.
the cameraman or the guy in the pool?
Yes
After a lecture about boolean logic I finally understand that this isn't just absurd humor
Hello from the past!
Hello from the future
Greeting from the present!
Hey!
Omae wa mou shindeiru
I kinda know the guy. Not dead, but he probably will be soon
Lol what
Lol who
You had one goddamn job
Was the camera man and idiot?
Shakey Hans, cameraman and idiot at your service.
it's a achievement in it's own rignt on how badly he fucked this up.
That's hilariously bad. He blatantly pans in the wrong direction until the last second. Did he forget where the pool was or did he think he was filming a suicide attempt?
He was so mesmerized that he forgot about his camera in hand.
“So now he’s about to... wow these windows are very finely design- OH YEAH HE MADE THE JUMP”
/u/stabbot
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Bad bot. You did nothing and now I have epilelpsppppspspseeee
Very impressive!
Good bot
stabs
Pretty sure he does that cause it's faked
But how
shadows arnt aligned during fall. look at stabot
But how was it faked
First guy flew across top of frame and second guy manifested himself.
Not fake
Lol what are you doing here
Idk
Really though fuck the cameraman
Yeah i found this subreddit and im like hey that’s that guy
Same
Ew this is gross
if he miss it he will be in history
Disgusting. Absolutely DISGUSTAAANGG.
I’ll be glad when phone zoom lenses get OIS standard.
Amazingly bad pan right to the house. It IS a pretty house.
Dude he purposefully didn’t get that shot
I'm getting good at training myself for guessing this sub without peeking.
I'd be afraid to watch too.
Best camera man ever
The de Santa's wont be happy
Next time don’t ask your mother to film you.
That last frame of the guy a metre out of the water is hysterical.
I think I know what happened
"Oh look a bird!"
This one moreso than others makes me wonder what he was thinking. Literally, what made him pan in that direction at that moment?
And down went the white boya
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Yeah_righto_mate · 722 points · Posted at 13:31:01 on October 26, 2017 · (Permalink)
The bloke who did the jump will be most disappointed
quantumphilisp · 283 points · Posted at 17:18:44 on October 26, 2017 · (Permalink)
Don't worry. He's probably dead anyway.
Toxic_Don · 51 points · Posted at 15:15:16 on November 6, 2017 · (Permalink)
the cameraman or the guy in the pool?
Goatmo · 63 points · Posted at 03:01:43 on December 7, 2017 · (Permalink)
Yes
[deleted] · 11 points · Posted at 23:09:11 on March 7, 2018 · (Permalink)
After a lecture about boolean logic I finally understand that this isn't just absurd humor
Goatmo · 5 points · Posted at 23:15:20 on March 7, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hello from the past!
[deleted] · 5 points · Posted at 05:47:38 on March 17, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hello from the future
Goatmo · 2 points · Posted at 06:17:55 on March 17, 2018 · (Permalink)
Greeting from the present!
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 23:26:15 on March 7, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hey!
[deleted] · 5 points · Posted at 15:58:38 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Omae wa mou shindeiru
Sports_asian · 2 points · Posted at 15:03:14 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I kinda know the guy. Not dead, but he probably will be soon
Whiteelchapo · 3 points · Posted at 19:15:13 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Lol what
Merl-n · 2 points · Posted at 14:23:50 on April 11, 2018 · (Permalink)
Lol who
Dammmit_bobby · 317 points · Posted at 13:24:22 on October 26, 2017 · (Permalink)
You had one goddamn job
Sunslide46 · 220 points · Posted at 13:40:34 on October 26, 2017 · (Permalink)
Was the camera man and idiot?
Toph4er · 147 points · Posted at 15:17:06 on October 26, 2017 · (Permalink)
Shakey Hans, cameraman and idiot at your service.
KnLfey · 177 points · Posted at 14:36:56 on October 26, 2017 · (Permalink)
it's a achievement in it's own rignt on how badly he fucked this up.
Firstprime · 173 points · Posted at 19:13:45 on October 26, 2017 · (Permalink)
That's hilariously bad. He blatantly pans in the wrong direction until the last second. Did he forget where the pool was or did he think he was filming a suicide attempt?
Suvtropics · 55 points · Posted at 05:24:17 on October 27, 2017 · (Permalink)
He was so mesmerized that he forgot about his camera in hand.
pdrocker1 · 6 points · Posted at 17:44:18 on March 18, 2018 · (Permalink)
“So now he’s about to... wow these windows are very finely design- OH YEAH HE MADE THE JUMP”
Epicsauce32 · 35 points · Posted at 15:05:34 on October 26, 2017 · (Permalink)
/u/stabbot
Hermosa06-09 · 96 points · Posted at 15:49:57 on October 26, 2017 · (Permalink)
There are some messes even stabbot can't fix
stabbot · 61 points · Posted at 00:04:42 on October 27, 2017 · (Permalink)
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dbishop42 · 64 points · Posted at 04:01:23 on October 27, 2017 · (Permalink)
Good bot. Nice try
GoodBot_BadBot · 15 points · Posted at 04:01:29 on October 27, 2017 · (Permalink)
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Slaymign0n · 3 points · Posted at 08:25:54 on December 19, 2017 · (Permalink)
Bad bot. You did nothing and now I have epilelpsppppspspseeee
FreakinGeese · 2 points · Posted at 13:43:52 on October 28, 2017 · (Permalink)
Very impressive!
Kobrah96 · 1 points · Posted at 12:00:58 on March 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Good bot
RockyRiderTheGoat · 1 points · Posted at 18:26:50 on November 16, 2017 · (Permalink)
stabs
Cantaimforshit · 37 points · Posted at 02:51:56 on October 27, 2017 · (Permalink)
Pretty sure he does that cause it's faked
FreakinGeese · 2 points · Posted at 13:44:17 on October 28, 2017 · (Permalink)
But how
753951321654987 · 5 points · Posted at 23:18:33 on October 30, 2017 · (Permalink)
shadows arnt aligned during fall. look at stabot
FreakinGeese · 4 points · Posted at 23:30:38 on October 30, 2017 · (Permalink)
But how was it faked
TheBeardageddon · 17 points · Posted at 23:34:18 on October 30, 2017 · (Permalink)
First guy flew across top of frame and second guy manifested himself.
Sports_asian · 1 points · Posted at 15:04:15 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Not fake
roast_master_daddy · 1 points · Posted at 17:07:04 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Lol what are you doing here
Sports_asian · 3 points · Posted at 17:23:18 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Idk
roast_master_daddy · 1 points · Posted at 17:25:08 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Really though fuck the cameraman
Sports_asian · 1 points · Posted at 17:27:22 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yeah i found this subreddit and im like hey that’s that guy
roast_master_daddy · 2 points · Posted at 17:27:49 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Same
Lillera · 42 points · Posted at 13:12:39 on October 26, 2017 · (Permalink)
Ew this is gross
nave256 · 12 points · Posted at 14:11:33 on October 26, 2017 · (Permalink)
if he miss it he will be in history
abhig535 · 7 points · Posted at 18:57:19 on October 26, 2017 · (Permalink)
Disgusting. Absolutely DISGUSTAAANGG.
THEMACGOD · 5 points · Posted at 14:12:57 on October 26, 2017 · (Permalink)
I’ll be glad when phone zoom lenses get OIS standard.
YodaIsNotARedneck · 3 points · Posted at 00:53:43 on October 27, 2017 · (Permalink)
Amazingly bad pan right to the house. It IS a pretty house.
dipolarbear25 · 3 points · Posted at 02:21:09 on November 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Dude he purposefully didn’t get that shot
kowdermesiter · 2 points · Posted at 16:59:38 on October 26, 2017 · (Permalink)
I'm getting good at training myself for guessing this sub without peeking.
rootfiend · 2 points · Posted at 19:47:08 on October 26, 2017 · (Permalink)
I'd be afraid to watch too.
Chuuus · 2 points · Posted at 05:34:17 on October 27, 2017 · (Permalink)
Best camera man ever
shockrush · 2 points · Posted at 22:59:19 on November 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
The de Santa's wont be happy
johndrake666 · 2 points · Posted at 15:07:23 on November 14, 2017 · (Permalink)
Next time don’t ask your mother to film you.
alax13 · 2 points · Posted at 01:42:21 on March 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
That last frame of the guy a metre out of the water is hysterical.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 14:36:55 on November 5, 2017 · (Permalink)
I think I know what happened
"Oh look a bird!"
Shloomth · 1 points · Posted at 16:20:04 on March 7, 2018 · (Permalink)
This one moreso than others makes me wonder what he was thinking. Literally, what made him pan in that direction at that moment?
bandicoot1007 · 1 points · Posted at 19:33:37 on October 26, 2017 · (Permalink)
And down went the white boya
FuzzyD75 · -13 points · Posted at 16:22:51 on October 26, 2017 · (Permalink)
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Flash_205 · 16 points · Posted at 19:06:30 on October 26, 2017 · (Permalink)
Thanks good sir.
[deleted] · 6 points · Posted at 14:37:17 on November 5, 2017 · (Permalink)
Not all heros wear capes