I don't get chills

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Botek ยท 8574 points ยท Posted at 12:51:58 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)


[deleted] ยท 916 points ยท Posted at 15:13:13 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You get chills because of a really strong emotional response, and this guy sounds emotionally stunted. Confirmed.

FutureGreenChemist ยท 330 points ยท Posted at 16:42:07 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No, they're just logical

drylube ยท 157 points ยท Posted at 18:26:03 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

we've all been playing checkers for years

siccoblue ยท 165 points ยท Posted at 18:59:18 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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NotTheDragonborn ยท 66 points ยท Posted at 20:01:27 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

stop acting like such a bradberry

siccoblue ยท 63 points ยท Posted at 20:24:11 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'M ETHAN MEMEBERRY

JD-King ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 23:31:26 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That meme is.... SLAAAAAAAMIIIIIIN

[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:19:50 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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siccoblue ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 21:37:04 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is Reddit, we don't stop beating the horse until we can refine it into some nice American grade oil

Meme_Dream_69 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:48:21 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

America invades reddit to remove some chemical weapons that reddit claimed they had.

theycallmeryan ยท 114 points ยท Posted at 18:36:58 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I hate how neckbeards think that logic is better than emotion. Emotion is what makes us human. I'm not saying you shouldn't consider logic to help make decisions, but a purely "logical" society would be absolutely terrible.

cdna ยท 97 points ยท Posted at 18:59:36 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Emotional intelligence" is a well-established concept in psychology, and emotions are in fact crucial in decision making.

bukkabukkabukka ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 19:35:34 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's exactly what somebody who is unable to think logically would say.

How did I deduce this? I'd explain it, but your "emotional intelligence" would interfere with your understanding of the logic.

And I'll have you know that I shave my neck. With a #4 attachment.

theycallmeryan ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 19:02:31 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Exactly. I had to take some study for extra credit and it determined that I'm primarily an emotional decision maker. I'm sure some neckbeards on Reddit would say that I should be more logical.

FleeForce ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 20:00:39 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I can see why people would shit on emotional based decision making though.

But yeah neckbeards are gross

theycallmeryan ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 20:29:33 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You hear about a solider running back into enemy fire to save someone? That's emotional based decision making. You can't only make decisions based off of emotions obviously, but you can't be 100% logical your whole life, that's not what it means to be human.

Skydiver860 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 21:22:46 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

this is actually a good point. if we all thought logically the human race would be a mess. Think about the soldier example again. if we made only logical decisions firemen would never go into a house to save someone. or a police officer would run away at the sight of a criminal having a gun. Logic is good for most things but we would be a completely selfish, self-centered society, if all we used was logic to make decisions.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:23:17 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

well, we'd also be culling crippled and mentally handicapped people. and the elderly.

[deleted] ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 22:40:19 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Logic is good for most things but we would be a completely selfish, self-centered society, if all we used was logic to make decisions.

I honestly see no difference. People as it is today, are incredibly selfish and self-centered with a huge helping of narcissism when it comes to emotional logic. You can't reason with emotional logic, but we do need it occasionally to remind us that we are human.

edit: looks like I made a couple of self centered and narcissistic people angry.

Lystrodom ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:08:48 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah we just need to understand our thinking and when it's emotionally based and when that's bad. Unconscious bias in hiring is largely a result of emotional based decisions.

Sturgeon_Genital ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:16:43 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Socrates might say he anticipated that the lifelong shame of leaving his fellow soldiers to die would be more unpleasant than the momentary peril (and possible glory) of going in after them, so he actually acted logically by taking the easier path.

[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:48 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You hear about that guy who shot his wife and her lover when he caught them? That was emotion based decision making

theycallmeryan ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:37:46 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You can't only make decisions based off of emotions obviously

strangersIknow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:12 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A lot decisions when dealing with people or morals are based on emotional intelligence, whereas decisions when dealing with finances are based on logical intelligence

theycallmeryan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:18 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, the survey was kind of weird because it asked me what I would do, not what I should do. One of the questions I could remember was "what would you do, buy equipment for a home gym or pay a monthly gym membership?" and I chose the gym membership because that's what I do. It's more social and I can get access to a basketball court and better equipment, which is worth more money for me.

I don't know why I'm getting into this, it was just weird like that. I agree that logic is more for financials though. You don't really have to be one or the other, everyone just kind of favors one side or the other.

Mac_User_ ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:07:02 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
logical_stimuli ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:22:08 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Vulcans do in fact have emotions; however due to the depth of their emotions, and the possible violent outcomes of these emotions, they feel the need to control and mitigate all feelings in order to function. There is a sect of Vulcans who do not subscribe to these beliefs, and they are called the V'tosh Ka'tur. So, technically, even Vulcans practice emotional intelligence.

rdogg4 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:16:49 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Emotions don't make us human. Animals have plenty of emotion. What they lack is logic.

brewcitybastard ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 21:27:22 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I've always said the thing that sets us apart from other animals is the simple fact that we ask why.

thebondoftrust ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:30:52 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nah. Toilets.

Prinsessa ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 09:01:37 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Indoor plumbing (it's gonna be big!)

brewcitybastard ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:32:24 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah but fuck those things.

MotoTheBadMofo ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:19:06 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If that's your thing.

JaysonAdHD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:33 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

16deeps3me

Sturgeon_Genital ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:26 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Plus we can defend the planet from meteors

tcosilver ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:55:26 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We really have no idea whether animals ask why because we filter our understanding of them through our constrained purview. It's tautological.

IMO it's pretty clear, at the very least, that larger mammals such as elephants, whales and gorillas use logic and emotion similar to our own.

etaipo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:11:26 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Some filthy neckbeard science fucks taught gorillas sign language. The gorillas knew what questions were, and could answer them just fine. They just didn't want to ask any.

Curiosity = Intelligence

tcosilver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:12 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

At a certain point we are just defining intelligence as the type of thinking that humans do and other animals don't do. That's what I mean when I say it's tautological.

Every time we find more evidence of animal intelligence, we move the goalposts so we can keep feeling special. It's cheating.

EDIT: Also, there's insufficient evidence that we "taught" gorillas sign language the way we teach ourselves language. They may have simply been using it in a more simple, Pavlovian stimulus-response manner. It's certainly NOT affirmative proof that they are not curious. And if we want "anthropomorphized" evidence that they ARE curious, all we have to do is watch their behavior...

etaipo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:31:38 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

... no we don't. Scientists jizz themselves every time an animal holds a stick. All we're doing is trying to get a more accurate understanding.

You said that it wasn't proven that animals don't ask why. I gave you an unsourced example where it's been shown.

Animals display curiosity, especially birds and mammals. By that logic am I saying birds are smarter than lizards? Yes

tcosilver ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:48:15 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Gorillas have not asked a question using a syntax that humans created and taught them without fully comprehending their cognition of that syntax" is not conclusive evidence that gorillas don't wonder "why."

etaipo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:22 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They probably wonder, they just don't feel like asking

[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:26:53 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Emotions are only developed in higher order animals with larger brains and people who are "special" have trouble self-regulating emotions and have two dimensional emotions. If anything, emotional intelligence is vastly important to human existence and success in life.

rdogg4 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:17:38 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I wouldn't argue that.

Still "emotional intelligence" is not some special thing that only humans have. It doesn't separate us from animals. Seems really obvious.

theycallmeryan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:18:22 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

When I talk about emotions, I'm talking about empathy.

Cruzzfish1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:29:57 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Animals have that too.

Fuzzywraith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:50 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

then use the proper word. And when I talk about proper, I mean slightly related.

theycallmeryan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:33 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I apologize, no need to be a dick about it.

Fuzzywraith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:48:34 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I wasn't being a dick, just pointing out that english along with almost every language has a plethora of differentiated words so that you do not need to use an extra reddit post to explain what the word you said meant. Think for a bit what you think "being a dick" means because I surely did not insult your character or intelligence in any way.

Prinsessa ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:02:30 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The way you said that was definitely dickish..

Fuzzywraith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:32:27 on May 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

fuck you idiot

Prinsessa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:03:28 on May 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And that

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:25:51 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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rdogg4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:22 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ha yeah you got me there. Clearly pandas are more rational than people.

Gilga_the_Mesh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:05 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

To be fair, if everybody was perfectly logical, there would be no awareness of it being terrible.

etaipo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:13:10 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You're literally assigning an emotion to that outcome. The robot overlords will not approve

oaknutjohn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:35 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not to mention that they somehow don't realize you can have both.

tmofee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:27 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

heh. sounds like they'd put something like "vulcan" down when asked about religion :P

theycallmeryan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:46 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Probably crosses it off and puts "reLIEgion" too.

(I say this as an atheist myself, I just feel like some people are atheists to be edgy)

blandarchy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:30 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Humans are de facto illogical creatures. We rely on all sorts of cognitive heuristics that result in illogical behavior. Can we think logically? Yes. Do we? Occasionally.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:26:29 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Emotions are the wellspring of humanity's greatest creations. Our intellect gives us the means to do greatness but our emotions give us the reasons to do it.

Lolzum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:01:54 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sean Bean didn't die for this

dorf_physics ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:14:05 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Emotion is important when dealing with humans and animals. Logic is important when dealing with everything else.

Juffo-WupDeepChild ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:09 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Especially when you consider that emotions are what allow us to weigh factors in decision making. If we didn't have emotions, nothing would be important to us and we'd be completely unable to make any sort of decision.

crvc ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:51:08 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I have to disagree. There are aspects of human life (the need for food, shelter) that do not rely at all on emotion. Food and sex are important to all living things, including those without emotions.

WrethZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:23 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If we had no emotion we wouldn't care about dying.

crvc ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:46:31 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I kindly direct you to my previous example. All living things have an instinctive drive to live that is very low-level in the nervous system. To an amoeba or earthworm, there is no such thing as emotion.

etaipo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:08:17 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What the fuck are you talking about dude?

Juffo-WupDeepChild ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:43 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I can see where you're coming from, but I still stand by my position. How do you decide what to eat when you're hungry?

theycallmeryan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:59 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Gonna copy and paste my comment to the one above you:

I actually read a study where they looked at people with brain damage in the emotion centers of the brain. They had tons of trouble even deciding what to eat. It shows that, while logic is important and they could tell you that 2 > 1, they couldn't decide whether they felt like having chicken or fish.

It's a really weird phenomenon, the more I learn about emotions, the more I'm fascinated by them. When you think about it, you can't describe a feeling or emotion the way you could describe something logically, which is pretty cool to me.

theycallmeryan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:52:02 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I actually read a study where they looked at people with brain damage in the emotion centers of the brain. They had tons of trouble even deciding what to eat. It shows that, while logic is important and they could tell you that 2 > 1, they couldn't decide whether they felt like having chicken or fish.

It's a really weird phenomenon, the more I learn about emotions, the more I'm fascinated by them. When you think about it, you can't describe a feeling or emotion the way you could describe something logically, which is pretty cool to me.

AffablyAmiableAnimal ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 20:58:24 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's kind of amazing how so many people think emotional responses are signs of weakness.

bunker_man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:30 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

In many situations they are though. Someone who gets angry at inappropriate times, and takes it out on people does in fact have a problem. And this is a lot of people.

wolfiesrule ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:51:54 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

TIL all Vulcans are actually emotionally stunted.

signedupwithnoemail ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:08:47 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There was some douche who tried to tell my biology professor that emotions are illogical and baseless, and the next writing assignment was to find emotion that was not evolutionary useful.

[deleted] ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 18:27:16 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

how do you know lack of emotions are not just the next stage in human evolution you feeble minded fool? i don't need emotions when i am enlightened by my own intelligence.

แต—แถฆแต–

Perfect_Situation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:52 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sorry, neckbeards would have to mate for this to be the next stage of human evolution.

JAYDEA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:24 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Denying emotions for the sake of saving face =/= not having emotions.

[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:51:58 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You sir are yet another weak minded fool. Leave the reasoning to the intelligent atheists like me

MinionOnBoard ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 19:13:37 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Even beyond emotional response in my opinion. For musicians and I'm sure even non-musicians, a piece of music can be written so well that it gives chills (song structure, phrasing, timbre, chord choice, etc.) So I feel like the person completely is missing the beauty of music emotionally and logically.

AShitInASilkStocking ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:46:36 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They're not, they're just pretending they are.

majoroutage ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 17:36:14 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Or a sociopath. I wonder if he also fails to yawn when other people do.

[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:46:51 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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majoroutage ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 17:52:55 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I know but its considered a flag. Contagious yawning is an empathetic response.

[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 22:41:38 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's also a symptom for autism.

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:58:48 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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willsketchforsheep ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 18:05:28 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:39:46 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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willsketchforsheep ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:45:09 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Anytime.

FunctionalOven ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:25:38 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hey, TIL. Thanks. Only read the abstract but that's a pretty interesting concept.

YouSmegHead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:32:44 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Everybody only reads the abstract. It's practically the basis of Undergraduate science...

JackMoney ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:16:06 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Okay Dennis Reynolds

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:31 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:25:36 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One of the main characters of the show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. He's the socio/psychopath of the group.

I_Got_Shadowbanned ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:02 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

sounds interesting, do you recommend the show?

thecavernrocks ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:46:43 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Best US comedy and as been for years. Don't start with the first season though. It takes a while for it to get going and Danny De Vito isn't in it yet at that point

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:48:13 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:35:19 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Watch the first season. Even though devito isn't in it its still great.

I_Got_Shadowbanned ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:22 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

alright!

SteelyDanzig ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:36 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Damn Luther it's just a yawn.

modaaa ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 16:31:27 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Personality disorder FTW

fucknob ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:30:23 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

yayyyyyy

SirSmokesAlott ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:22:22 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Or hair stands on end. It's a completely normal/natural human reaction. He must think he's above being human....

magyarmadar ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:03:36 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think its connected to the central nervous system. Its like how women are more prone to tears because the tear system and the lactation system are connected.

Music stimulates the nervous system and illicits an emotional and physical response.

I get goose bumps and hair standing on end from music but I am extrodinarily sensitive in general, lots of mundane things trigger large reactions in me.

My husband isnt sensitive and never has these reactions to music although he enjoys it emmensely.

etaipo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:08 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I thought you were trolling until I got to the end of your comment.

Please tell me more of your milky tears. I've never heard about that

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:07 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I like to think he just hasn't found the music that gives him chills.

ganner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:19 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Emotional responses are for lesser minds

DickSuckingGoat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:22 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's clearly because every one else is of lesser minds

SplatimirPoopin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:03 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

He gets chills from Call of Duty

stravant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:18 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Maybe he just hasn't found a piece that does.

I've only ever heard a couple of songs that did that for me.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:04 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

bet $20 he get's chills while eating doritos and drinking dew

YoJollyRoger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:06:45 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Maybe just listens to bad music.

Rabidchiuaua ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:27 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Music has never given me chills, but I just figured it's cause I don't like music in general that much. Based on the responses though, I'm a little concerned now.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:53:38 on May 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It very rarely does it for me, everyone's different :)

diddatweet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:09 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

His mom must've subscribed to the Dr. Spock theory of child-rearing.

I'm already regretting my phrasing...

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:48 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hee hee. My mum always says that I'm a romulan, because im basically the same as her but less logical. My mother is a Vulcan most definitely

[deleted] ยท 1446 points ยท Posted at 13:52:53 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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beachexec ยท 431 points ยท Posted at 15:19:10 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"I'm not a weeaboo! It's called being Otaku!! There's a difference!"

yifftionary ยท 292 points ยท Posted at 18:01:43 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

MY BROTHER SAYS THIS AND IT PISSES ME OFF! You're 25 in mom and dad's basement watching anime and playing the pokemon trading card game. YOU. ARE. A. FUCKING. WEEABOO!!!! Or I could call you a Hikikomori if the pleases your 'otaku' ears. Sory I have a lot of pent up frustration about my older brother.

Wraith_GraveSpell ยท 99 points ยท Posted at 18:33:24 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If he takes offense to being called a weeaboo then just call him by what he really is: a man child.

yifftionary ยท 80 points ยท Posted at 18:43:06 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't understand why but he acts like otaku is a badge of honor while in Japan otaku is essentially a weeaboo. He should understand this he has been to Japan before.

Wraith_GraveSpell ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 19:06:03 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm guessing your brother is a bit dense considering that Japanese people HATE it when annoying white kids try to act like they are part of their culture because they learned some japanese from watching anime.

yifftionary ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 19:14:22 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well to be fair he has taken 6 years in japanese, has taken numerous cultural classes, japanese history classes, and generally is respectful... till the anime comes on.

Wraith_GraveSpell ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 19:25:52 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That only serves to make him look more obsessed than impressive.

Thank_mr_obama ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:56:11 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Autism

Wraith_GraveSpell ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 21:04:13 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ORE WA OCHINCHIN GA DAISUKI NANDAYO

NeoShweaty ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:02:37 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This means he loves cock, right?

sebsaja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:33:15 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pretty much.

I_FART_OUT_MY_BUTT69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:41 on June 12, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

well fuck me that's impressive, you made it seem like he was an uncultured snob living off your parent's money. i generally don't mind these weird obsessions (i do have my limits though) as long as the person having them doesn't let these obsessions take over him and stop him from working on developing himself education-wise

yifftionary ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:01:03 on June 12, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

He is very cultured and respectful of Japan, but at the same time he begs people for money, spends all day watching anime, and is generally apathetic. He was complaining that his first student loan came in and asked if I could pay it and he would pay me back... yet the day before he bought $90 worth of pokemon cards and he bought his second ticket to new york for that month. He spends money frivolously and then acts like a poor victim of society.

Stalking_your_pylons ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 20:36:36 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Especially as in Japan a person like this is called Sudoku.

soundsaboutWRIGHT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:01 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I've also heard people refer to guys like that as Seppuku.

[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:57 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think taking offense to being insulted makes him human, not a man child.

Who you're replying to wasn't even provoked, it seems like he just likes making fun of his brother for liking japanese culture. People can like/obsess over whatever they want.

otaku is just japanese for "a young person who is obsessed with computers or particular aspects of popular culture to the detriment of their social skills." so he not even wrong.

Wraith_GraveSpell ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:26:05 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spoken like a true weeaboo.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:13:12 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Even if I was that wouldn't change what I said.

pbzeppelin1977 ยท 78 points ยท Posted at 18:18:31 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

To be fair this is an issue with lots of things, not just japanophiles.

GoT is the latest but TBBT a few years back is a good example of people taking things too far.

arbitrarysquid ยท 61 points ยท Posted at 18:20:30 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

can someone define these for me?

TBBT

otaku

weeaboo or whatever the fuck it was

pbzeppelin1977 ยท 76 points ยท Posted at 18:23:37 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

TBBT is The Big Bang Theory.

Weeabo is the term for someone who is overly obsessed with anime, manga, Japan and shit in general. Thing MLP bronies but for Japan.

Otaku is the japanese word for japanese people who are like this. These probably some nuances I'm missing but that's the gist of it.

gymnasticRug ยท 92 points ยท Posted at 18:34:23 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Otaku is an insult in Japan. Basically like calling someone a loser. But weebs made it into some kind of weird compliment among them.

USmellFunny ยท 64 points ยท Posted at 18:51:39 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

In Japan it's effectively used for "basement dweller".

Tutush ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 19:18:37 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's really just a formal way of saying "you". Socially awkward anime fans used it too much when talking to each other, so it came to refer to them as a group.

Fake_Unicron ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 20:02:14 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So it's about like how m'lady is associated with neckbeards?

Im-Probably-Lying ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:00:56 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

m'understandings

UnknownUser404 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:23:49 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One of my first email addresses uses otaku, I made it before I knew the implications...

My neckbeard was strooooong/

EVILGR33NRNGR ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:38:15 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Glad you wised up and took a Bic to that shit.

USmellFunny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:01 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mine had "69" in it. You're allowed to be an idiot until a certain age. But once people start seeing you as an adult you need to ask yourself where do you wanna go in life.

evindence ยท 55 points ยท Posted at 18:33:45 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I did not know the hats tipped in this subreddit. This has made me happy. By the way, thanks for that info :)

[deleted] ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 19:14:02 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

It's called fedora you illiterate swine. REEEE^

evindence ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:23:43 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm going to tip your hat now! Take some of that.

EVILGR33NRNGR ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:39:51 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Unless you're a filthy casual then you have to wear a trilby.

modmodmodmodmod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:23 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's called fedora you illiterate rancid swine

FTFY

[deleted] ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 19:14:50 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

You can't explain what a weeaboo is without posting the source. The comic has nothing to do with what it means today, but never pass up a chance to share Perry Bible Fellowship.

It came to its current meaning thanks to 4chan. The word "wapanese" was being used to an alarmingly annoying degree in the site's early days, so moderators made a word filter to replace it with "weeaboo," for reasons that made sense to 4chan.

pbzeppelin1977 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:37:46 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

To this day I still have no idea how to post hands free fapping.

I understand the others like triforce but I never did find out hands free fapping.

Monkeyavelli ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:56:23 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hands free fapping? Like masturbating without touching yourself?

pbzeppelin1977 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:56:57 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pardon?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:13 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Huh? What on earth are you talking about?

pbzeppelin1977 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:08:20 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Do you know how there's a common reddit post of a guy kinda of shrugging his shoulders and a lot of people mess up and lose the left arm? The trick is to use three back slashes.

4chan had it's own silly shit like posting a triforce because otherwise the top triangle would be inline with the bottom left one unless you knew to use a zero space character first.

Another trick was to post "hands free fapping" because if you tried to post it you'd receive a 48 hour ban and your post wouldn't go through.

arbitrarysquid ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:29:08 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

much appreciated

Republic_of_Ash ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:11:21 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

LOVE ZEPPELIN BTW. But I have to say you can be obsessed with Japan in other ways and not be classed as a weabo, otaku, or whatever. Like I. But it has to be a healthy obsession... like my obsession for Japanese history and the samurai for example.

pbzeppelin1977 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:39:10 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You're person #4 to actively mention you get my name.

I wouldn't call it obsessed then, just a hobby or interest.

AShitInASilkStocking ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:28:23 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think history's a much more acceptable passion than anime anyway. As long as you're not one of those people who get caught up and pretend to live in the ages that they love...

Willziac ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 18:47:54 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

TBBT = The Big Bang Theory

Otaku = "(in Japan) a young person who is obsessed with computers or particular aspects of popular culture to the detriment of their social skills."

Weeaboo = "Someone who is obsessed with Japan/Japanese Culture/Anime, etc. and attempts to act as if they were Japanese, even though they're far from it"

Arkanicus ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:26:14 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

GoT

Game of thrones?

pbzeppelin1977 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:47:01 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yes.

JoshBobJovi ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:24:04 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But in what way can you be too obsessed with Game of Thrones?

I'm asking for a friend

EVILGR33NRNGR ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 19:40:30 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well if you start fuckin your sister that might be a sign.

twilightsquid ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 19:49:48 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What if you were doing that before the show came out?
I'mnotaskingforafriend.

EVILGR33NRNGR ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:26:22 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Call up Jerry Springer, prepare for VIP treatment.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:33 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Is your step okay or is that too weird? It's for a friend.

Monkeyavelli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:37 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How do people take Game of Thrones too far?

pbzeppelin1977 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 21:24:36 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Easiest example.

The shitstorm if a spoiler is mentioned.

For the most part people on Redditch are grown arse adults but a large portion lose their mind if a TV show is spoiler.

Monkeyavelli ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:41:05 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not sure what you mean. Spoiling a show for someone is kind of a shitty thing to do.

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:47:08 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It is annoying but people do overreact.

contradicts_herself ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:23:58 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How is posting a comment on reddit (even an angry, insulting one) overreacting though? It's barely reacting at all.

__HoldTheDoor__ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:58:00 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This account has gotten three death threats so far

KarkatinLava ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:19 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's a terrible day for rain

pbzeppelin1977 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:09:53 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah it's shitty and annoying but it's not the end of the world. Even now people are downvoting my comment because they think it's the end of the fucking world to spoil something.

I never said it was a good thing but people seriously overreact to it.

thedoopz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:01 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How do people take Game of Thrones and the Big Bang Theory too far?

contradicts_herself ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:58 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

TBBT? The Big Bang Theory? Who took it too far? I have no recollection of that show being popular, what happened?

Onechordbassist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:59:56 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It still is in Germany...

CapControl ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:45:29 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wait...these people exist and really want to be called that? It thought it was some kinda dumb meme. Fucks sake man

yifftionary ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:48:39 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nothing is 'just a dumb meme' everything exists in some form or another.

CapControl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:30 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well yeah but damn..

thetarget3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:00:21 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That moment when you realise the memes are real

beachexec ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:57:59 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm so sorry about your brother.

yifftionary ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 19:15:57 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So is my mom...

beachexec ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:13 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wat?

yifftionary ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:21:34 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

She is sorry that he still lives with them 6/7 years after he graduated highschool.

JordanSM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:24 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Why don't they tell him to get off his ass and do something with his life, like you?

yifftionary ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:03:42 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

because he is... kinda... he is waiting on a letter of acceptance for an internship from his college. He went to college for 6 years and majored in Japanese culture and language, he is just waiting on an acceptance letter from a translation service. I mean if he did things in the mean time it would be great, but as it stands he is a basement dweller.

Handlifethrowaway ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:58:11 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And to think, you used to look up to him... when was the defining moment you realized he's a loser?

yifftionary ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:15:44 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I never looked up to him... he always bullied me. The defining moment of stupid proooobably happened when I heard he was majoring in art and japanese. All while laughing at me for wanting to go into engineering...

Handlifethrowaway ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:23:06 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh jeez... lol wow. Just be prepared for insane jealousy once you're really successful.

yifftionary ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:39:26 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm 20, out of the house, married, in a full time stem field job, and am almost done with tech school for my mechanical design degree. I think success is already here. years of pent up sibling rage Who's the loser now?!

Hideki_Sakamoto ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 20:35:16 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think you're both losers, because your brother is a weeb and you're a furry.

yifftionary ยท -13 points ยท Posted at 20:47:31 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Says the guy with a japanese username.

Hideki_Sakamoto ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 20:48:10 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hint: Some people on this planet are actually japanese.

yifftionary ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:51:19 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm just used to this sub being a bunch of angry anime fans and nerds screaming about weeabos and other nerds.

Edit I kind of doubt you becaise Hideki Sakamot is a japanese video game music composer.

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etaipo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:28:33 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DAE think white people are better than everyone else? No? Just feminism? K cool

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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:45 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

20

married

Both of you?

yifftionary ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:44 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My wife is 2 years older than me. We met in school.

Stalked_Like_Corn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:15 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Just want to throw this out there. Read Hikikomori and the Rental Sister if you haven't. Great book.

Republic_of_Ash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:21 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think miserable loser would suffice

sgtmattkind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:11 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sexual frustration? ( อกยฐ ู„อœ อกยฐ )

yifftionary ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:48:16 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Please no... that isn't a pretty sight. He is over weight and I am a skeleton...

djewell314 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:04 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If you arn't japanese then you are a weaboo, not otaku.

DerGsicht ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:56 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hey its me ur brother

yifftionary ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:09 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Of course it is.

Archensix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:06 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Technically a weeb is someone who tries to be Japanese when they aren't. Just watching anime and playing pokemon, even if you are a neet, doesn't really make you a real weeb.

yifftionary ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:08:30 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

He took 6 years of Japanese with the desire to live in japan and make manga...

Archensix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:43:18 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This changes things then. If he has a katana collection and waifu pillow as well I fear he may be too far gone at that point.

soundsaboutWRIGHT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:31:03 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What is any of that?

seifer93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:25 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aren't they different though? My understanding has always been that a weeaboo is someone who tries to act "Japanese" (or their perception of what a Japanese person is) because they're obsessed with some facet of the culture (usually anime.)

Whereas an otaku is someone who is obsessed with and dedicates an inordinate amount of time to something i.e. idol otaku, anime otaku, game otaku, etc. It doesn't specifically pertain to Japanese things, and it doesn't necessarily mean that they're trying to act or become Japanese.

Isn't hikikomori just the Japanese term for shut-ins or recluses. AFAIK, that doesn't have anything to do with anime, TCGs, or anything else specifically Japanese.

yifftionary ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:47:57 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Western definition of otaku: Person that loves anime.

Western definition of weeaboo: Person so obsessed with anime they wanna be japanese.

Japanese definition of otaku: loser/nerd/shut in/awkward

Japanese definition of weeabo: there isn't one they just call weeabos foreign otakus. Besides weeabo isn't even a real word see the origin section.

Hikikimori is an ultra recluse usually deriving from being an otaku.

steelhead-addict ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:31 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

whoa now...dont go dragging ptcg into this. 29 yrs old and still play the vg and tcg but now with my son and wife. altho i do the professor thing more now however.

20160604 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:34:36 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

hikki neet otaku wizard

MetalikZX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:15 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There's actually is, weebs denounce their own culture to praise japanese culture, while it certainly implies being a fucking cringy idiot, it doesn't imply the complete lack of NORMAL social life like as with otaku. What many weebs don't understand, is that no one likes people that obsess over something, even in Japan if someone watches an anime it's okay, it's not okay when his\her room looks like a fucking toy store.

grizzchan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:26:34 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

An otaku in Japan is something completely different. But if someone in the west calls themselves an otaku it just means they're a huge weeb.

coolboyyo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:16 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If someone gets mad and offended at being called a weaboo, they're a weaboo.

lancer081292 ยท -95 points ยท Posted at 15:28:19 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There kinda is though, Otaku is really just japanese for being an obsessive fan of something

vaashole ยท 107 points ยท Posted at 15:40:54 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's a derogatory term for that creepy person who's super into one particular thing and lives in their mom's basement.

zikamime_lukujitaku ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 16:18:13 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

When I took first year Japanese at university our professor described otaku as basically that "creepy obsession of anything, like beyond the point of normal" in which there were quite a few people who sunk in there chairs. That class was full of people who only wanted to learn Japanese because of anime. Which you know what, that's fine. If anime is what motivates you that's cool find that motivation. These kids were priding themselves on being "otaku" and so I think the prof taking jabs like that hit them in the pride gland

[deleted] ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 16:49:44 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Your professor knew exactly what he was doing. Savage.

abutthole ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 17:17:19 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One of my Japanese teachers told me about a student who started taking lessons after trying to learn from anime. Whenever he spoke in Japanese he got this really squeaky high-pitched voice like an anime character.

mildannoyance ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:34:01 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That shit pissed off my Japanese teachers.

Tehmaxx ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:12:08 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You don't teach people so they can rank up their obsession, you teach them to better the world

It probably annoyed him that kids were learning a language just to brag to other "otaku" as being more "otaku"

KayJustKay ยท 60 points ยท Posted at 15:47:57 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So weeaboo, yes?

[deleted] ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 17:21:17 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

'Otaku' is a Japanese term for someone with an unhealthy obsession with something, basically. It's not necessarily anything to do with anime, you can have idol otakus, train otakus etc, but it is necessarily derogatory.

"Weeaboo" originated in the west and was originally used in place of "Wapanese" to describe someone obsessed with Japanese culture to the point of delusion and cursing their own heritage. Again it's not inherently connected to anime, although it usually is in practice.

Both words have kind of become twisted over time as "weeaboo" has been applied to anyone who likes anime in an embarrassing way while some westerners have picked up on "otaku" as just meaning "someone who likes anime" and have started applying it to themselves bereft of its negative connotations (while people who do know what it means continue to regard it as an insult), but they were originally used for pretty different purposes.

fatzombie88 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:56:36 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Found the neckbeard anthropologist.

Dr_Nolla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:02 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

While I am no too fond of the word otaku, I'd like to point out that the meanings of words evoleve e.g. nerd and geek.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:10 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, sure - I mean, if anything, that's what I'm saying (or at least, certainly when it comes to 'weeaboo'. But I feel 'otaku' is different because there's not any consensus about what it means when applied in the West - some people still regard it as an insult or something inherently uh undesirable, while other people proudly use it to identify themselves. It's kind of two words at once evolving at the same time, each being influenced by the other.

vaashole ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 15:49:42 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yep! One in the same!

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:11:00 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's 50% of Reddit in a nutshell

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lancer081292 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:32:35 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That description is bordering closer to hikkikomori

Nes370 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:15:36 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They aren't exclusive terms, but an Otaku is obsessed with something so much that it disrupts their work ethic/social life/personality.

A Hikkikomori means a person that recluses themselves from society for a period of 6 months or longer.

Not all people who are hikkikomori are obsessed with something like an otaku, but being cut off from social interaction does provide an environment for obsessions to grow more extreme. It's a case by case situation.

vaashole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:33 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't know what that is...

southernbenz ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 15:58:02 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Playing "Spot the Neckbeard" is getting way too easy.

LiquidMonocle ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:41:20 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

true, but most of the people in America who call themselves Otaku are referring exclusively to anime and are very not japanese

ComteDeSaintGermain ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:59:17 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I like me some anime, but only to the same extent that I like other shows. I won't take the 'otaku' label because i'm just not that radical of a fan...

I mean, anime is a medium. It's not even a genre. Being a fan of anime is like being a fan of music, or movies.

Dr_Nolla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:48 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I am surprised how downvoted you are given that there's quite a few animu fans here. I am personally not too fond of the word but you're still correct.

Captain_Redbeard ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:08:09 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

In a way, isn't an erection just a screw chill?

DONT_SCARY ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:39:37 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's the biggest goosebump on the human body :)

Oscolot ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:50:53 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Speak for yourself buddy,

Sakula7 ยท -36 points ยท Posted at 16:03:11 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

if it involves lolis it gives me an erection aswell ;P

Bobijoe ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:57:30 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's morally wrong.

Source: common sense.

Can't believe I commented that, since there's a 99% chance you're trolling.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:38 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So morally wrong. Think of all the innocent drawings being harmed.

Fapping to drawings isn't fucking morally wrong. That's just stupid. But still, if you do that, keep it to yourself. No one wants to hear about it and it's even creepier if you go out of your way to brag about it.

Bobijoe ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:52:54 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Naa, you're right, being sexually attracted to drawings of 9 y/o kids is super healthy.

just because this is reddit, I'll add it: /s

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:14:58 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

I didn't say it was healthy, but I can't say either way because I am not a psychologist. But morally wrong? Lol. Buying cheap products made by off-shore sweatshops that use child labor is morally wrong. At least that's actually harming people.

If it doesn't harm anybody or anything else an action can't be morally wrong, unless you choose to follow the moral code of a certain religion, but you can't hold others to that moral code (for instance, premarital sex is considered morally wrong by mormons but non-mormons aren't held to that standard).

Sakula7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:40:36 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Enjoying fictional characters is considered morally wrong?
Since when? Just because you said it doesnt make it true bro.

Bobijoe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:43:03 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Fictional characters are ok, kids are not because they aren't old enough to understand all the implications of sexual intercourse. Being attracted to innocence is (to a certain degree and according to some studies for which I can give sources) considered a mental disorder.

Edit: Don't butt in pls, I (foolishly, yes) believe I can reason with him!

Sakula7 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:51:14 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

AFAIK lolis in an anime show are fictional characters and not real life kids.
Now stop arguing with me you filthy attention whore.

Bobijoe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:59:13 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I know, fapping to them doesn't hurt anybody and IMO people should calm the fck down about it. Long ago (when I was still a minor) I too fapped to lucky star and non non biyori. But it is not a normal behavior (it makes you kind of a misfit), it isn't cool or something to be proud of, you can get help m8.

Sakula7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:27 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Like i'm gonna tell someone I enjoy rubbing my duck to (fictional) underaged girls and especially to their feet and panties....
I dont think so m8, I prefer to keep it to myself, but I appreciate your concern.
Edit : I'm +22 btw and it doesnt make it better.
Efit 2 : Renge is my waifu, great taste man !

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:18:56 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I also enjoy rubbing my duck.

Bobijoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:34 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Kk, have fun then :)

If you have time, between some of NOISE's doujins, I'll still recommend Nabokov's Lolita, really good read.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:00 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No no, you don't understand, his source is himself and he is the ultimate decider of morality in the universe.

LOVEandKappa ยท -41 points ยท Posted at 17:35:18 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

you're just using this chance to attack anime
what for?
lame

sorry guys, didn't realize this sub is full of manchildren

ironic to make fun of demographic that you're part of

Bobijoe ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 17:54:57 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

He isnt attacking anime, he's just making fun of the fact that the guy in the comment said having a body response to music was for "lesser minds", a term frequently used by neckbeards. And most neckbeards fap to hentai (which is not a bad thing, I'm not attacking hentai or anime), so they have a sexual body response from cartoons. Ironic.

rocknroe_v_wade ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:54:59 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thank you for accurately saying what I meant.

Bobijoe ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:59:40 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, took me like 5 minutes to process it in a way he wouldnt be butthurt, I guess I still failed miserably :(

LOVEandKappa ยท -27 points ยท Posted at 17:57:10 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

so, he is attacking it
gotcha

I don't see him rubbing it off on games or television, which he consumes, and have basically the same demographic
so nothing left for him to attack but anime

probably should rename sub to animehate or smh
pathetic

Bobijoe ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:01:33 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

He is not attacking anime, he is attacking the fact that this caricature of a neckbeard says that having bodily reactions to music is weird but that he probably has a boner looking at hentai.

You didn't read my comment did you?

ok, I see you want him to attack anime so you imagine he does, ok it's cool, see ya.

LOVEandKappa ยท -15 points ยท Posted at 18:07:24 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

where does the OP mention anime?
nowhere

you just attach this stigma of "hurr durr neckbeard thinks he's better than the rest he must be watching animes!" while probably sitting on his fatass playing games and watching tv

but no, he doesn't ridicule other two because he consumes them, which goes for the most of people who hate on anime

I did read your comment, but you didn't read mine

its so obvious what you people are trying to do

flashback: gaming was ridiculed 20 years ago just like anime right now

grow up

zebranitro ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:42:20 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Get over yourself.

Bobijoe ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:10:20 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Of course, you keep editing, I won't read all of your edits.

"hurr durr neckbeard gotta faps to hentui" while probably sitting on his fatass playing games and watching tv but no, he doesn't ridicule other two because he consumes them,

welcome to the internet real world :l

and I got this biiig assignement to turn in in 8 hours, so see ya

ok, I see you want him to attack anime so you imagine he does, ok it's cool, see ya.

LOVEandKappa ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 18:37:40 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

what a fantastic argument

you pull out when you have no other choice
apparently refreshing a page is too much work for you

welcome to the real world

what do you even mean by that?
you mean uneducated neckbeards group up to ridicule things they dislike while them themselves are one big joke?

oops, did I just describe majority of people in this subreddit?

Bobijoe ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:39:08 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I guess I don't like playing on people's insecurities :(

Don't worry anime is great and EVERYONE loves it, everyone is your friend, you ok now?

LOVEandKappa ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 18:50:37 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

you keep proving that I'm right with "arguments" like that
not a single reasonable comment so far from anyone here

don't you see how much of a pathetic manchild you are being right now?
any sane person (not many on this sub, clearly) would tell you that

give a call to your parents, they might be able to deal with your neckbeard side of hating on unrelated things
and they might even say they love you for the first time in 20 years :)

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:23:14 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

and they might even say they love you for the first time in 20 years :)

not mad

You're just proving everyone's point of being a childish brat by taking thins so personal about your precious anime. Grow up.

You're even using other people's insults against you because you're obviously identified and offended by them.

LOVEandKappa ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:35:50 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

wow man, you're so deep with your insults
nah, you are the ones proving my point

wanna know what neckbeards are? dumb people who ridicule gays and other races (amongst other things), aka stuff thats different

what do you do?
precisely

You're even using other people's insults against you because you're obviously identified and offended by them

grow up

if this is not the most ironic things then I don't know :)
grow up boy

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:50:13 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You just did it again, kiddo.

"you guys are a bunch of manchilds, you're all just neckbeards". Sounds like you, right? That's why it bothers you so much.

If you like anime, that's fine. IMO some of you guys take it way too far, but as long as you don't force it on other people, I don't have a problem. When you take things so personal about it you're giving the impression that anime is the only thing you live for, and you can't stand other people not agreeing with you, and that's just sad.

LOVEandKappa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:36 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

not at all
what bothers me exactly?
it bothers me that you people are so centered on hating one thing that you cannot see other things are near same

of course some people take it to far, EVERY community has those people
fat virgin neckbeard stigma was first present in gamers, now gamers "transfered" it to anime
but you put majority of your "hate" towards one, for whatever reason, probably because its not mainstream as games and tv

and you can't stand other people not agreeing with you, and that's just sad

you seem to not understand the fundemental difference between disagreement and pure hatred (which is what you people do)

i dont give a shit if you dont watch anime or simply dislike it, you are the one who's missing out on some awesome stuff, sucks to be you

I have had only one proper guy reply with simple disagreement, rather than spew bullshit and insults, go check my and his comment
does that sound like me not being able to "stand disagreement"?

but why do you go so far as to hate people who do it in completely unrelated post (this post had nothing to do with anime, there are plenty of others that have, center your hatred there)

neckbeards are known for ridiculing people who are different, for no good reason

that sounds like you, not like me

grow up, you are a child who cannot tell A from B

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:41:12 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well, the neckbeard stereotype is a fat, nerdish, fedora-wearing, atheist, self proclaimed "nice guy" living is his parent's basement, who thinks is superior to everyone else for his exquisite tastes in music and entertainment in general (anime) and loves to brag about it. He probably owns a katana collection.

Maybe that's not you, but you can't deny that most anime-watchers are like that. This sub exists to make fun of those kind of guys. People here were making a joke about it and you got super offended about it. Maybe you're one of those guys, but if you aren't, why does it bother you so much?

They're just making jokes about entitled, socially awkward pricks. Whether that's morally correct or not is debatable, just like having sexual desires for a cartoon of an underage girl or fucking a pillow with a face on it.

LOVEandKappa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:55 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Maybe that's not you, but you can't deny that most anime-watchers are like that

sorry but its definitely not the most
that's like saying majority of gamers are fat virgin neckbeards paying for world of warcraft with their mom's credit card

it simply isn't true
are there people like that? of course, we see them all the time, you make fun of them, thats totally fine with me, since they are basically "asking" for it

I understand that this sub exists for that. I took a look around and there are plenty of threads just for anime.
But why do you have to generlize it in a completely unrelated post?
This post had nothing to do with anime. Yet that was the top comment.
Not fat gamers, not obesem smelly couch tv/console users who yell over microfons. No, that's mainstream now.

The guy with the top comment that I replied to literally does everything I just mentioned, but anime.

That's what bothers me.
I couldn't give less shits what you think of people like this
https://i.reddituploads.com/2abf823c1b664054ad08feb514e046ed?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=6d1eab8a46bf6d90840297f871352cc3

I sometimes ridicule them too because their bullshit gives everyone else who happened to share the same hobby even more bullshit.
And yes, I watch Bleach. My favorite.
No, I don't have swords in my house, no posters. I don't yell anything related to it or even bother people with it unless its brought up in conversation.

They are vocal miniority. Stop thinking of vocal miniority as "majority".

From what I've seen neckbeards are all that you lined up + biggots, hate other races, cultures, sexuality. Basically, hate those who happened to be different.
That's what this sub is screaming.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:11:42 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ok, that's fine. But if you don't identify as one of those people, then just let it go. It's useless to try to change the mindset of people who aren't really interested on it, they just wanna have a laugh and that's it.

You can like anime and be a normal person, it's perfectly possible. So be one of those people and don't get offended if you know the joke isn't directed at you.

I think you're upset because you assume people think 100% of anime-watchers are like that. That's obviously not true, average people can watch it. It's when you start taking anime as more than just another TV show when it gets annoying. It doesn't have to be your lifestyle, it could be just another hobby.

Also, I still think you got the neckbeard meaning wrong. They only hate religion and normies, anything else is just plain racism / sexism.

LOVEandKappa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:28 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sadly, the "joke" IS directed at me. (comment, not OP. OP had nothing to do with anime)
Just by watching anime, people start ridiculing you.
I mean, I've experienced it a ton in the past hour or two.
Only 2 or 3 meaningful comments that want to discuss, like yours right now. Others are just bashing and trash talking without a single thought of how stupid and immature their comments are. Just like... you can guess who.

I'm not that upset at all. I'm saddened. Saddened that people hate on one community so much even tho they are also part of "geek/nerd" culture themselves and they have had to suffer the SAME DISRESPECT a decade ago.

You can't say you like Japanese language or culture without being called a weaboo. Ridiculous.

I think you're upset because you assume people think 100% of anime-watchers are like that

No, YOU think that.

Well, the neckbeard stereotype is a fat, nerdish, fedora-wearing, atheist, self proclaimed "nice guy" living is his parent's basement, who thinks is superior to everyone else for his exquisite tastes in music and entertainment in general (anime) and loves to brag about it. He probably owns a katana collection. Maybe that's not you, but you can't deny that most anime-watchers are like that

come on now, don't contradict yourself

Also, I still think you got the neckbeard meaning wrong. They only hate religion and normies, anything else is just plain racism / sexism

That's what neckbeards are. Biggots and racists, amongst other things. Obviously there's wide variety of these creatures and not all of them share same traits, but these are the common ones.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:44:44 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, I still stand for what I said. Maybe not "most", but a considerable amount. Then again, I lurk these kind of subs a lot so I may be biased.

You just have to learn to take jokes lightly. If a person comes to this sub, super angry because someone insulted anime, what do you think people are gonna think about that guy? "This guy does nothing but watch anime all day, he must be a weeb". If you keep taking anime that personally, you just show yourself as one of those guys, since you care so much. (not saying you are)

Watch anime if you enjoy it. If you know you aren't part of the awfulness that comes with it, then you should have no problem. It's like that stereotype where all south americans are just stereotypical "mexicans". I know I'm not like that, so I don't get mad about it, simple as that.

LOVEandKappa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:39 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I know how to take a joke.
That comment was not a joke sadly. He seriously thinks like that.
Majority of people here think like that. Voting system shows it.

And again, not mad. Sad.
I just have this big :| face

Problem lies within these people. They think everyone who watches are like that.
Many times have I had my comment history searched and got replied with "you watch anime, you fatass/neckbeard/faggot/insert-whatever-insult-here, what would you know?" which was completely unrelated to conversation.

zebranitro ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:43:38 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How can you possible think you're acting appropriately? Show YOUR mom how you're talking to people. It's honestly sad that you think this is ok.

LOVEandKappa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:48 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I find it funny that you say that to me instead of others, who started it all

I'm taking a defensive stance, which is by all rights appropriate
my mom would probably be proud of me protect myself and my interests
I doubt same could be said for you folks who are here to simply spread the hatred

try to come up with a better argument next time

"get over yourself" - your other comment

literally nothing worthwhile has come out of your mouth
ignored

TheloniousCrunk ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:50:40 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hey, I just want to chime in here to express my opinion that Anime is mostly shallow and childish bullshit. Also, in my experience, most people who are into it tend to be creepy manchildren with emotional issues. That's my opinion, some people share it with me, you do not. It's ok though

zebranitro ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:45:00 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Can confirm, was former 'weaboo'. Was creepy and had emotional issues back then.

notPythagoras ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:43:38 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Also just want to briefly chime in. While a lot of the more popular shows (e.g. Naruto, Bleach, One Piece, etc...) tend to be shallow and childish, as someone said earlier in this thread, "anime is a medium, not a genre." Even though the medium does have a lot of trash, there are plenty of great anime shows and movies that cater to more mature audiences (such as Psycho-Pass, Steins;Gate, Clannad: After Story, Perfect Blue, Ghost in the Shell, etc...). I can understand not being interested in the medium, but as a whole it's pretty decent and probably on par with a lot of western media.

LOVEandKappa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:58 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

a ton of anime is rather garbage
a lot of them are aimed at children, thus shallow and childish

its no different from american sitcoms (if thats what you call them)
majority are garbage but there are some pretty good ones

I personally believe that there's at least one anime for each person, but obviously hard to find with that opinion
unless you simply hate drawings...

your experience is that way due to people like me, who usually just take the hit and leave (aka simply enjoying what they like and being quiet) and the vocal ones being rather "Special" if you will (thats where you get all the images)

you can find this with almost every community, especially gamers
I mean it was literally like that up until 10-15 years ago or so
majority of people who watch anime are gamers as well
gamers literally ridicule other gamers

its like a kid that was bullied in middle school now bullies others in high school

I find it that all these haters are afraid because anime is very close to being mainstream, just how gaming has become
their little worlds are collapsing
I would not be surprised if majority of people here have been molested or something and now act the way they act.
Insecure about themselves, gathering here to bash other's hobbies that are completely unrelated to OP like this one

Thank you for being a voice of reason amidst all these hate filled manchildren.

Bobijoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:06 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hey, just wondering, did you ever watch an anime? (not trying to be aggressive, just asking)

And yeah, there are alot of manchilds into it.

TheloniousCrunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:05 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I quite like Miyazaki or whatever his name is. The Princess Minanoke guy.

Bobijoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:44 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yah, it's Miyazaki, he makes good stuff.

You alright m8.

[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:13:04 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone's insecure. Even if he did attack anime people make fun of shit other people like literally all the time. If you can't simply take it as it is and deal with it then you have bigger problems. Plus the stereotypes of certain "eccentric" people that like anime exists for a reason.

LOVEandKappa ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 18:27:42 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

insecure?
is that why you call someone who takes a stance against bullshit?

Even if he did attack anime people make fun of shit other people like literally all the time

lets be real, your main focus is anime, single mention of anime positivity gets you downvoted into oblivion

her people like literally all the time. If you can't simply take it as it is and deal with it then you have bigger problems. Plus the stereotypes of certain "eccentric" people that like anime exists for a reason

same stereotypes that exists for gamers?

if you ask me, you're the insecure ones, attacking something that you're not part of while protecting the same thing basically (gaming, television, sports)

grow up you manchildren

badmankelpthief ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:38:59 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

shut the fuck up dude

colson1985 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:39:30 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You mad bro?

LOVEandKappa ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 19:04:52 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

are you 31 for real?
what a manchild lol
no, nothing to be mad about, just sad that world is filled with neckbeards like you who ridicule other neckbeards

not a single reasonably intelligent reply from this sub so far
only "umadz" or "uisecurz"

sigh

colson1985 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:20:35 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Damn man. Must be hard being such a focal point of attacks. Here's a hug.

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Shitballs1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:34 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You're an anime fan and have the nerve to call people man children? Seriously? Being an Anime fan has got to be one of the biggest bitch-boy man child things there is

LOVEandKappa ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:47:08 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

you're a gamer and have the nerve to call people man children? seriously? being a gamer has got to be one of the biggest bitch-boy man child things there is

donald trump supporter, heh
you couldn't make yourself a bigger joke if you tried to

zebranitro ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:46:14 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You're missing the point too.

alphafox823 ยท 101 points ยท Posted at 15:31:20 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Seems more like this fits in /r/iamverysmart

[deleted] ยท 55 points ยท Posted at 18:43:47 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Are they not two sides of the same coin?

thewarpaint_ ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 21:04:31 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 01:03:37 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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russellt198 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:51:45 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Meta AF bro.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:55 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wait, I thought the bears were catholic?

ClarkTwain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:37 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sup, CJ?

Mr_Piddles ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:54:43 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

He probably could, if he wanted to, I mean, he's God's main man.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:42 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If you prick them, do they not whine?

DrRad ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:55:40 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's one of the top posts.

ergoegthatis ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:56:58 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lack-of-FPS ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:19:59 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's because it was originally posted there. Of course OP didn't give credit.

sbboard ยท 549 points ยท Posted at 14:34:47 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is the 3rd top post of all-time for this sub.

ogbrowndude ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 17:00:28 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Its the 4th time I've seen it posted on this sub...not including the 3rd most popular one. But what he said...karma doe

[deleted] ยท 132 points ยท Posted at 16:43:08 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yea but Karma

tradingmuffins ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 19:18:37 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Woo, butt karma!

bcyost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:47:10 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There's a subreddit for that

mathees ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 17:42:25 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I've never seen it before, it's new to me

[deleted] ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 20:32:40 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Probably something for lesser minds.

SmellYaL8er ยท -15 points ยท Posted at 19:07:50 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't care if you're not paying attention. It's redundant and a karma grab.

mathees ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 19:15:46 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lol not paying attention? So I lose if I'm not on Reddit daily and miss a post? 2500+ people liked this with over 85% of people total upvoting it, clearly it's an enjoyable post.

Why does everyone care about karma so much? How does that affect you in the slightest? Just downvote and move on homie

[deleted] ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 19:34:11 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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mathees ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:38:38 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Okay, I'll be sure to check the top posts of every sub that ends up on /r/all. Just for you /u/eeeeVeeee

Unitato666 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:18:56 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

To be fair, when I find a new subreddit I usually look at the top few posts to see what I'm getting into. I agree with you in this argument though.

SmellYaL8er ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 19:41:16 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I have no idea why people care about karma. But, it's one of the top posts of all time, so yeah, you're not paying attention. If you don't like my comment just downvote and move on homie

mathees ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:42:54 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Okay, I'll be sure to check the top posts of every sub that ends up on /r/all. Just for you and /u/eeeeVeeee [-1]

david531990 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:52:31 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

not knowing all the posts by memory and not spending all your time on reddit

/#justneckbearthings

SmellYaL8er ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:47 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Go try to get some more karma.

GhostlyBiker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:12 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Maybe they weren't even subscribed to the sub at the time? Anyway, it's quite a large community... there is a chance that not everyone will see even the most popular posts. It's really not that serious.

SmellYaL8er ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:14 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Gotta get dose upboats!

GhostlyBiker ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:16:11 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Like that means anything... I'm here to laugh at neckbeards. If a "karma whore" repost makes me laugh, then so be it.

SmellYaL8er ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:02:24 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You sure sound like one of the neckbeards you think you're laughing at.

GhostlyBiker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:24:05 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

B/c I don't care about reposts like you?

SmellYaL8er ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:07 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You sure seem to be getting bent out of shape about it.

Moongoat ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:31:23 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yes and it's part of an album of others.

LOOOOPS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:48 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

3000+ Karma? I'm gonna have to repost this in a few months.

sbboard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:12 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm gonna post it every day for the next year and rake in that sweet Internet pointage.

djewell314 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:24 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Now its also number 70. it would be pretty funny if it also got on the frontpage somehow.

nojustno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:40 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But it was only posted 19 minutes ago.

NeedHelpWithExcel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:05 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I've never seen it, don't really care.

Sorry that reposts don't give you chills

moab-girl ยท 54 points ยท Posted at 20:59:51 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I love upvoting comments in this subreddit. The Fedora tip gets me every time.

cochico ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 01:30:25 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

m'oab-girl

Unitato666 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:23:45 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wait, what fedora tip? Maybe I'm on mobile and it doesn't show? What am I missing out on?

moab-girl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:02:46 on May 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Maybe it doesn't show up for mobile users. The upvote is a fedora hat on the main page. lol

[deleted] ยท 115 points ยท Posted at 14:45:47 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not liking music is weird to me

Ahaigh9877 ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 15:33:34 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If music didn't do anything for me I'd definitely be inclined to feel that I was the weird one and be sad to be missing out on something apparently so important to people.

But this cretin (OP's gentlesir) prefers to look down his nose at everyone instead; anything to protect the old ego I guess.

JustPinkDinosaurs ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:27:28 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't really like music. I know it's weird. I mean, I don't hate it or anything, but it doesn't really appeal to me and it all sounds the same.

[deleted] ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 18:36:35 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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mrtrent ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:56:14 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well, think of people who are born deaf. They not be able to enjoy music in the same way we can, and they (probably) won't care for it as much as we do, but that doesn't leave a void in their soul. There are so many other art forms that are just as fulfilling as music, from poetry, literature, cinema, videos games, etc to things like interpretive dance or maybe even sculpture.

Music is rad, sure, but you shouldn't take pity on people who aren't into it. Kind of a dick move. It's like when people give me shit about not liking football. It's the entire world to some people, but I certainly wouldn't say I'm missing anything by not even thinking about for weeks at a time.

dkkc19 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:41:45 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

, cinema, videos games

but music is huge part of these. Music can turn a decent movie or a game into a great one.

mrtrent ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:13:10 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's true, but music isn't necessarily the defining factor in every movie or game and I know that it's possible to enjoy films and games without hearing them.

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:35:04 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I, for one, second the taking of pity on you, kind gentlesir.

mrtrent ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 09:12:10 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Get fucked, buddy!

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:25:41 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm not your buddy, friend!

mrtrent ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:08:12 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I ain't your friend, guy!

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:34:05 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm not your guy, buddy!

[deleted] ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 18:47:38 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

I don't want to start an argument but I don't see how all music can possibly sound the same...

MrBathroom ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 19:09:24 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Seriously lol. Take rap and any type of metal, it's completely different

thatwentBTE ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:58:49 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
youtubefactsbot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:16 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
JustPinkDinosaurs ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:12 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I mean, I could tell the difference if I listened close, but it's all really just background noise. Metal, rap, classical, pop, jazz, it all sounds really similar to me.

I'm not going to argue about it, because my sister can tell rap artists apart like Eminem and Kanye, so there's probably a lot I'm not picking up.

gprime311 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:04:37 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You can't tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy talking? Rap isn't really singing, you can hear their talking voice. Have you ever had your hearing checked? You can be suffering from hearing loss but not notice due to the weird ways the brain can cope with losing a sense.

JustPinkDinosaurs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:30:19 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not since elementary school when they tested me with all sorts of specialists and all they got was I've got some form of tinnitus. It doesn't bother me much.

Also, I have a lot of trouble telling people apart beyond size and hair/skin color. It's probably a pattern recognition thing rather than specifically hearing problem.

gprime311 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:19:13 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not being able to appreciate patterns would make music pretty boring. That sucks man.

RittMomney2016 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 19:24:02 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So death metal sounds the same as pop music? I could understand not liking it but to say it sounds the same is just stupid.

JustPinkDinosaurs ยท -10 points ยท Posted at 19:26:49 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How closely do you listen to it?

Sounds like the speakers are just vibrating and people are singing. Metal might have more background static, but there's plenty of pop with lots of background noise too.

[deleted] ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 19:36:06 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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GReeNFReeK ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:00:14 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

He sounds like he's trying his hardest not to sound like a neck beard.

JustPinkDinosaurs ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 19:51:55 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I have no idea. I don't like music.

gprime311 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 20:05:46 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ya, it really sounds like you have hearing loss. Seriously, go get tested. I'm pretty sure the hearing aid booths at Wal-Mart do them for free.

statue_junction ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 18:57:36 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

sorry man. every moment you live must be hell

JustPinkDinosaurs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:25 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hahaha, I don't think it's hell. I've never gotten the idea if people living and breathing music, it sounds stressful.

Tutush ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:32:07 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

...stressful?

JustPinkDinosaurs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:23 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Constant stimulation. Sounds to me like the audio equivalent of being constantly surrounded by bright colors, lights, and patterns.

yin_yang_boobs ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:20:38 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

nah bro, its like food. Really healthy food I may add. Attenuate your nervous system responses if you're so concerned about constant stimulation. Go run a mile everyday and when you shower switch the water to cold before you finish. Be aware of your heart area while giving appropriate amounts of focus to the center of your brain, or wherever you feel you really "hear" the music. For me at least, this is where I can synthesize the best feelings from music.

C'mon, at least try it out, music is one of the happiest, most productive things that humans have ever managed to tap into. It's a worthwhile endeavor, I promise you.

JustPinkDinosaurs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:42 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Idk, I'm an extremely visual person. I don't feel like I'm missing out on much.

I'm not sure what you mean about trying it out. I mean, music just doesn't do anything for me. You sound really really into it though.

yin_yang_boobs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:36 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I am a musician, so it would be safe to say I'm really really into it! What I meant by trying it out tho was practicing listening to it. The enjoyment of music isn't a passive act if one desires make it more than background noise. Since you say you are a visually inclined person, may I suggest you check out this video and pretty much every other video on this channel? :)

Onechordbassist ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:49:20 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"How can you know you're asexual if you never tried it? Everyone likes sex, you're just a prude."

Or maybe sometimes people simply don't like things that are very common and maybe sometimes they'll try it themselves if they think they're in the mood. Just leave it to themselves.

yin_yang_boobs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:46:44 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

dude, chill, that analogy is an exaggeration. I wasn't forcing this person to do anything, I was just leaving a link to a place where they might find something interesting. We were having a simple conversation.

suninabox ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:37:58 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Quick test:

Does this sound like this and this to you?

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:22:26 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thelonious Monk! Hell yah

JustPinkDinosaurs ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 20:50:00 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, except it sounds like they just turned up the volume for the first one, then turned it low for the second, then moved it up and down for different parts for the last one.

Tell me it doesn't sound like the first and second ones are extremely similar except for the volume.

suninabox ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:55:10 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sounds like you have really bad hearing or some kind of neurological issue if these genuinely sound similar to you.

JustPinkDinosaurs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:18:51 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My bets in neurological because I can hear people talk just fine. I've recently started seeing a therapist and he thinks I have some form of autism. (No 4chan joke intended)

suninabox ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:24:16 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Have you ever had a hearing test?

the ear is evolved to prioritize the frequencies in human speech. For obvious reasons, the ability to understand human speech is one of the last things to go. You can loose the ability to hear lower and higher frequencies useful for distinguishing musical tones and still be able make our peoples speech.

If you've either gone deaf over a long period of time, or were born with bad hearing you might not know the difference.

Carpetfreak ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:44:46 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

it all sounds the same.

Not to be a dick but that's one of the most perplexing statements I've ever read

I mean I get it if music's not really your thing, it's just that's a thing people usually say about specific genres, not entire mediums

theycallmeryan ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 18:40:00 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I love music and can talk about my favorite albums for hours. If I didn't like music I'd feel like a piece of me was missing, liking music and beats and rhythms is such a natural thing.

[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:44:10 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Amen to that! I even have "breakup" music for after a bad fight or ending of a relationship, and that helps so much with releasing all that raw emotion.

If anyone's wondering: Blood on the Tracks by Bob Dylan (it's my favorite album of all time as well, 808's and Heartbreaks by Kanye and the first 5-6 songs off of Sea Change by Beck.

Necral ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:09:28 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The emotional purge playlist my man, the emotional purge playlist...

theycallmeryan ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:53:17 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Kanye is my all time favorite artist so of course I love 808s. MBDTF got me through chemo.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:14:05 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My man!! Glad you made it through that, and hope it never comes back!!

And yeah, MBDTF is def my fav Kanye album, as well. Kanye is my 2nd fav artist, only to Bob Dylan

theycallmeryan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:36 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I can respect that. I've never been into Dylan but I need to try again. I mostly listen to rap or EDM but I used to be huge into classic and alt rock. I still am to a certain extent, but I'd rather hear a new Flume or ODESZA album than Tame Impala or Radiohead, for example.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:42:16 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think his 60's stuff, for as good as it is, is overrated.

If i were to start someone on him, i think I'd go with a couple different songs to get a feel for him:

Isis, Hurricane, Tangled up in Blue, Tough Mama, When the Ship comes in, Ring Them Bells, Meet Me in the Morning, Dark Eyes, Duquesne Whistle, Thunder on the Mountain, Lovesick, Someday baby, Seรฑor (tales of Yankee Power), You ain't goin' nowhere, Lay Lady Lay AND (finally) The Groom's Still Waiting at the Altar.

If you listen to all those, you'll have a REALLY good feel for his stuff. Just a warning tho: if you get into him, and check out his 80's stuff, for whatever reason, he kept a lot of his best work off his albums, including what many believe to be his best song ever: Blind Willie McTell (it's top 5 for me)

theycallmeryan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:45 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Interesting, thank you! My music tastes grow and evolve so I have to keep trying artists that I didn't like in the past. I never liked Radiohead, David Bowie, or the Arctic Monkeys until recently, same with ODESZA or Flume. Now they're some of my favorite bands/artists. Thanks for the recommendations!

CoffeeIsAnAddiction ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:06 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I've never understood why people are so into Kanye.

theycallmeryan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:21 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Basically, he's like The Beatles of rap. Whether you like him or hate him, he's probably the most influential artist in rap history. Everyone is influenced by Kanye, he ended gangsta rap's popularity, popularized EDM in America, popularized a lot of different sounds, discovered a bunch of artists, made it "cool" to sing and show emotion in rap, etc.

Personally, what makes him my favorite artist is that he raps a lot about himself and what's going on in his mind. I've found that I, as a sometimes hot headed and outspoken person who says the wrong things sometimes to people I care about, can relate to Kanye's personality a lot. He has an "artistic vision" for all of his albums, they all have a distinct sound and themes prevalent in the whole project; the only other rapper I've seen pull that off as well is Kendrick Lamar.

The constant contradiction of an extremely narcissistic and self confident person who is riddled with self-doubt and insecurities is fascinating too. If you don't like rap and don't ever see yourself liking it, I don't think Kanye would change your mind. If you have an open mind to the genre, listen to My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy straight through and listen for the themes and how the album has "Acts", like a play.

CoffeeIsAnAddiction ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:28 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I just find him completely unable to relate to. Aside from not really liking anything of his I've heard, in any interview I've seen with him, he seems like a completely narcissistic asshole who can't finish a thought or sentence. He's very boastful and seems to feel like he deserves to be idolized. I'm more into the underground music scene and that's given me a lot of opportunity to meet various rappers that I would say are very well known (Watsky, CES Cru, and Kung Fu Vampire being some of the most memorable) and they were all so humble and just happy to be there. Like they never expected grandeur and now that they've made it to that point all they want to do is show their fans how much they appreciate them, and I feel like Kanye doesn't have that same appreciation for fans.

theycallmeryan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:55 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Kanye appreciates his fans, he hates the media. He is a man who famously remastered Stronger 70 times to try to get the drums right (for his fans) before finally settling on the first one. He definitely cares about fans.

Kanye can't finish a sentence, you're right. I think he has some sort of ADHD. I can't see why you can't relate to him and if you don't like his music, that's fair. I'm just explaining why he's my favorite artist.

KarkatinLava ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:28:00 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

fists bump you for liking Bob Dylan

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:08 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Check out my Dylan playlist i posted somewhere in this thread. I think it's the ultimate introduction to him

GTDwarf ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:35:39 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

As a music educator, I come across students who feel absolutely no connection to music at all! However, I have learned most people will eventually enjoy music once they start making it themselves. When you are playing an instrument or singing, your brain is being activated in many areas so it's hard not feel something....even if it's a feeling of disgust.

CoffeeIsAnAddiction ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:30:56 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I feel almost entirely disgusted when I make music. It's very stimulating.

DrunkHurricane ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 16:57:14 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

He never said he didn't like music, he just said it didn't give him a physical response and acted superior because of it.

[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:04:02 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fair enough, but my point stands. If i were still single and went on a date with a girl, and i asked her what kinda music she's into, and she said "none", that would be a red flag and a guaranteed no 2nd date.

jelpeason ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:26:07 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, it's definitely less natural to not like music or "not have a physical response". Music is one of the only things that stimulates most if not all of the areas of your brain. Simply amazing to me.

JustPinkDinosaurs ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:37:32 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I get where you're coming from, but I just don't like it. I feel like I'm missing out on something. Especially growing up in a family of music lovers.

BlueEyedNerdGirl ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:59:56 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm not a big fan of music. I do enjoy it every once in a while and I sing all the time. But actually listening to music isn't something I do very often. I think it might have something to do with the fact I ruined my hearing at my last job.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:10:38 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My girlfriend is same way; loves music, just doesn't wanna hear it all the time

bass-lick_instinct ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:02 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What's weird is that I love playing music, but I almost never listen to it (unless I'm playing it). I honestly can't remember the last time I sat down and just listened to a few songs.

PooFartChamp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:55 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Everyone I've known to 'not like' music have been some form of crazy. One kid I went to school with said he didnt like any music...he also liked torturing bugs in his house by pinning them to a wall and slow pulling off their legs and antennas.

JustPinkDinosaurs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:01 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Can confirm.

Source: Don't like music. Am crazy.

hellknight101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:58:32 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I know a guy who doesn't like music. He used to be my childhood friend but we haven't kept in touch for a long time. He was really aggressive, almost strangled a kid in the 3rd grade and talks in a really weird and stereotypical way.

I mean there are so many genres of music that if you don't like a single one then you might need professional help.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:32 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Just don't try to fake it if you don't like music: https://vine.co/u/1293340901061844992

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:47 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Without music, life would be a mistake."

toyota_weenus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:17:24 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Musicforautism.org

[deleted] ยท 209 points ยท Posted at 14:12:15 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Music? No that doesn't give me chills, but wait 'til you see me shiver with pure euphoria at the chance to jump into a conversation and preach about my militant atheism!

beachexec ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 15:20:42 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Or Men's Rights and/or feminism!

Kookanoodles ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 20:55:46 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Let's not forget about ethics in games journalism. Because that's all it's about.

XK-103D ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:39:04 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:16 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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Sharkoh ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 15:43:38 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I've always wanted to know what makes it "militant"

DrDalekFortyTwo ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 16:10:52 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Patches and uniforms

SeniorScore ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 16:41:30 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

can't forget their glorious Nippon Steel, folded five-bajillion times with the blood of virgins or something

majoroutage ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:40:19 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sheethed in rich Corinthian leather?

SeniorScore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:06 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

what would those Grecian plebs now about leather? only the finest Stingray leather from Japan may touch my Nippon Steel

majoroutage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:02 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

When they constantly voice their (often unsolicited) opinions and fight with people who don't agree with them.

Btw did I tell you I'm a vegan?

quickslick ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:34:06 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't know why you're being downvoted, that's exactly what it is.

Wikipedia page brings up this:

"The English word militant is both an adjective and a noun, and is usually used to mean vigorously active, combative and aggressive, especially in support of a cause, as in 'militant reformers'."

majoroutage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:54 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Probably because of the snark. Lulz.

Vegan!

quickslick ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:50:59 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You know what, you deserve the downpoints, you keep bringing up that you're vegan! Shame.

majoroutage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:56:49 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spoiler alert: I'm not actually a vegan.

1234yawaworht ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:57 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Have you guys ever actually met these militant atheists and vegans irl or just on the internet? Maybe it's because I don't live in San Francisco(or Seattle?) but I've never met either a militant atheist or a vegan-preacher

[deleted] ยท -37 points ยท Posted at 15:27:48 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

probably still better than burning people at the stake for disagreeing with your sky fairy?

[deleted] ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 15:47:06 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Do you really have the same purple jeans as in that picture? 'Cause they're pretty mad styling!

[deleted] ยท -19 points ยท Posted at 17:04:00 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fuck yeah, after fucking your sister she let me borrow them. I'll drop them off after fucking your mom

fuckingliterally ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:32:11 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

lemastatrole

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:44:07 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You seem rather angry. Don't worry - I'll pray for you hugs

[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 22:14:54 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm not actually angry. It's a form of satire to make a point. But it's a complicated one and probably too confusing for you. Pray away. Lemme know how sitting, kneeling and wishing hard for me works!

[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:40:49 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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[deleted] ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 18:26:44 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Your face is a novelty account

Disturbing_Cheeto ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:46:03 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

About as stupid, tbh

[deleted] ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 17:04:19 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Har Har Har

NeophytePoser ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 15:23:54 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The original author of that comment would suck his own dick if he could. And brag about it.

Disturbing_Cheeto ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 16:51:36 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Your lesser minds cannot even hope to achieve the feeling of pleasure that only I can provide for myself."

bobthecookie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:27 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What's wrong with that?

[deleted] ยท 69 points ยท Posted at 13:54:01 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This gentleman only feels his music when he shoves a 30cm dragon dildo up his ass while listening to nightcore.

josephdevon ยท 77 points ยท Posted at 14:48:50 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

sigh

I believe you summoned this GIF. (NSFW)

TempestInTheCar ยท 85 points ยท Posted at 14:51:12 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What the fuckin' fuck? You can't have ALL the fetishes!

lekon551 ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 15:30:01 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That gif will never have a better summary than this.

TempestInTheCar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:45:48 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ty. You just made this my proudest reddit moment so far. I am not ashamed of that.

lekon551 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:15:58 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Just wait until you strike gold in askreddit, one good comment can feed your ego for days. (You usually have to sort by /new though.)

NeophytePoser ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 15:18:10 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I will never be prepared for how NSFW that gif is.

[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:26:58 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I need an adult.

ReverendDizzle ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 16:26:58 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What in the fuck.

Also, I can't believe how much more the pacifier bothers me than the prosthetic tits.

[deleted] ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 17:31:53 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Whatever floats yo... no, forget it. Fuck your boat.

faceplanted ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 21:24:13 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fuck your boat.

Don't say that, he might do it.

ProphetofBatman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:42 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

He probably does... fuck boats i mean.

Geth_VI ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 15:21:00 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

pls no

Alxrockz ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:43:17 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

why have you shown me this

Disturbing_Cheeto ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:48:44 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hunt that man down and bring him to justice.

Buhhwheat ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 15:59:00 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sometimes a risky click pays off big, other times... :(

KarkatinLava ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:42:36 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
macinneb ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:23:19 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What... the... fuck...

KarkatinLava ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:30:02 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

NSFL more like

lKyZah ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:33:40 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

wha...why

[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:06:25 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:08:44 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

timewarnercustomersupport.webm

gprime311 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:55 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think the pacifier really takes this to the next level.

mlem64 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:17 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

He's probably having a better time than all of us. Good on him

Capps14e ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:48 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ty

suninabox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:05 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How can you live knowing this guy is out there?

no matter what you might do with your life: get married, raise a child, cure cancers, it will all be tainted with the knowledge that in some dank corner of the world, this is happening.

theycallmeryan ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:43:04 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My old roommate used to listen to nightcore. Extremely weird genre, the videos would always have anime girls too. I just think it ruins songs by speeding them up. If I was an artist, I'd be flattered if someone remixed my song (even if it was bad), because they liked it so much that they wanted to put some work in to give it their own feel. If someone just sped up my song and put it in a video with an anime girl I'd probably quit making music.

emhere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:49 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

I think it can be done, just not in the nightcore genre.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFxf6kAk4ok

note that this artist is also known for making speedcore stuff. also note that I spent forever trying to find something decent that fit your description, and I couldn't. I'll keep thinking about it, though

edit: not nightcore, but a lot of futurefunk that fits the description is okay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbWS0j2fulY

RredTheCollie ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:00:51 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hey don't knock dragon dildos :(

Besides, neckbeards are too insecure in their masculinity to put things in their butts.

ThatGuyWhoIsOnReddit ยท 134 points ยท Posted at 14:52:23 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nice repost

woohoo ยท 107 points ยท Posted at 16:06:30 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Reposts don't give me chills. Probably something for lesser minds.

mythofdob ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 16:25:33 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, look at OPs history. Just a straight karma whore.

mathees ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:42:31 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I've never seen it before, it's new to me

ThatGuyWhoIsOnReddit ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:54:10 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And that is why reposts get upvotes. Not that that is necessarily a problem, but it does provide unoriginal content. You would have seen this same image within 10 seconds had you chose to look at the top of posts on the sub.

mathees ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 18:14:06 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Isn't that why we have an upvote system? People upvote what they like and haven't seen

GhenryPerez ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 15:32:59 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There was a whole slew of these. Somebody drew a bunch of these for particular posts, and they were all hilarious. Can anyone here provide more of them?

Strider-SnG ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:26:25 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

having an emotional response is only for lesser beings. /s

callmesnake13 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:48:49 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I wish I still had it, but a friend once sent me a link to a post on a Dungeons and Dragons type forum where in the "anything goes" section a neckbeard explained to everyone how he had improved his efficiency in all things by by eliminating his sense of humor. No more distractions! Only gaming!

-ferrocactus- ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:28:40 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

must be a fucking shitty DM

1amathrowaway ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 16:10:14 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dr_WLIN ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:21:35 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Seriously...didn't even bother to change the title.

iambendonaldson ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:32:11 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
mugrimm ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:51:17 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm upset that music doesn't give me chills...

jarques01 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:13:11 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Same here man, I feel like i'm missing out on something reallly good.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:26:00 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

find music you like more. pretty much it.

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:44:11 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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mugrimm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:55 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Outside of booze, I've never done them.

good_vibes_maad_city ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:12:27 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Find some mushrooms and put on your favorite albums in a dark room.

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:27:38 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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nerdorama88 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:44:17 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I was just going to reply with this.

liberaljedi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:54 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Love frisson, and its cousin ASMR. I use sleep headphones at night. Movie soundtracks are great for frisson, and audiobooks are a good source of ASMR, plus they're usually 30 or so hours long, so it'll run all night.

2LateImDead ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:14:34 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I was about to remove this for being a duplicate of a top post of all time, but then I realized this isn't /r/Iamverysmart, so I have no power here and this isn't a top post of all time.

HubbaMaBubba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:56 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It actually is, but whatever.

2LateImDead ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:56:07 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh wow so it's like a triple repost and OP even took the title. OP is a massive faggot.

[deleted] ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 13:48:13 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bet this person loves sports too.

herrsmith ยท 54 points ยท Posted at 14:51:24 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nah, anybody talking about "lesser minds" probably really hates sports.

beachexec ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 15:21:24 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The only sports a real man like him enjoys involves blood and glorious Nippon steel.

Wolf_In_Bear_Fur ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 15:09:52 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If you mean esports then absolutely

[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:35:26 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bet he plays osu.

just like me :[

watho ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:59:20 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Osu would've been a great game if it wasn't so bad.

[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:16:20 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I want this on a shirt

tittieboiitom ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:59:26 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Every time this is reposted and gets 2000+ upvotes i die a little on the inside

SundanceA ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:14:44 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not enough camel toe in this picture.

[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:22:27 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Moose Knuckle*

JayNN ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:45:11 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This was posted 10 months ago.

bbuck96 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:49:30 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Really thought this said "I don't get chili's," got halfway through typing out my praise for the tripple dipper appetizer combo and then actually read the post

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:54:44 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

lesser minds

neck beard.txt

Punchee ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:55:21 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The effort that went into the detailing of that crotch fat makes me slightly uncomfortable.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:14:40 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ilpav123 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:01:19 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SpasticFeedback ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:45:54 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

While the wording is still very neckbeard, there are actual conditions that prevent a small percentage of the population from being able to enjoy (or understand) music.

Amusia for example. He might have it, but because neckbeard, he possibly justified it being due to his vast intellect and superiority.

BlazeSoul ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:57:42 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A good repost

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:46:40 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I like the androgyny of this legbeard/neckbeard.

Stephen1985 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:27:27 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I pity the person who isn't moved by music.

MetaCommando ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:24:16 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You don't feel chills because all that fat is preserving body heat.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:52 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I dunno about chills but I get fuckin HYPE sometimes man

datums ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:41 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

He's just never sat in front of a real stereo before.

xDraGooN966 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:57:50 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Jesus Christ it's like a neckbeard ate a hipster

the_disco_pimp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:41 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

he must be missing that part of the brain

LtCdrWharfSkaven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:35 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Too Much Insulation.

CrockADial24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:29 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But that's true for many people...

IttyBittyNittyGritty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:07 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Imagine actually knowing this person in real life.

69SRDP69 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:38:24 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Scroll down to the bottom of this comment section to get the next best thing

TheSecondApocalypse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:26 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There is only the (Le)ogos.

TrandaBear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:03 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm simple as dirt, I get chills from a two second, Star Wars Gif. Ever. Single. Time.

qmechan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:36 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Good lord, where is this from?

MrGoodieMob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:09 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

missing cheeto dust on the fingers and shirt

Bleezy79 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:01 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

wow. that's probably one of the douchiest things ive heard.

KarkatinLava ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:48 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't know who this guy is, but he needs to listen to Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:33 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Camel toe checks out.

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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:09 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

GROOSE! GROOSE! The Groose is LOOSE!

CottonSC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:29 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

To be fair I don't really get chills when listening to the newest skrillex knockoff or Misfits wannabes.

Toastytoastcrisps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:03 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And here I am, wishing I got chills from music

iSeize ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:19 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How does one emphasize the fat cheeks sound when a neckbeard says "Excuuuse me," over text?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:25 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I know a dude who's an actual genius (like, in Mensa), and he's mentioned that he gets them. "Lesser minds," my ass.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:27 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lovin the camel toe

Vatrumyr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:29 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Brain chemicals not functional for you? Yup totally means you are above others and not lacking brain activity.

Luckpast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:39 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The chills take 20 years to reach the spine of your fat ass

trustyadvisor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:53 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Repost. Exact same title. Go to top, all time, and it's like #3 with 7700 upvotes.

observingjackal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:35 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I LOVE music and when you get hit by the right sound or come back to an artist you haven't listened to in a while and you get smacked by it. That chill...the chill is probably one of the best feelings I know

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:26 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How does that make him a neckbeard? MAYBE iamverysmart, but there is nothing neckbeardy about not liking music.

Computermaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:39 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

He doesn't get chills because his blubber keeps him too warm.

weasel_mullet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:16 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How do these people actually exist?

cosmonaut1993 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:21:55 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

TIL having somatosensory responses makes me a lesser mind.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:45:54 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't really get chills from music except very rarely, doesn't mean I'm better than other people or anything, it just means I don't like music THAT much I guess.

People are weird. Hopefully this was a joke comment.

Gwendingers_Twat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:07:44 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't get chiiiiiills,

They're not multiplyin'!

I'm not loooosing, Controool!

VILLIAMZATNER ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:25:35 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lovin that attention to detail on the sweatpants moose knuckle.

Harcu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:25:53 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This one is my favorite because i am the same wayas this guy, i dont feel anything from music but im not a douche about it and looks down on other people ... im the broken one :)

PaleAsDeath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:16:18 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't ever get chills from music either, but I think that may be because my brain is bad at differentiating notes.

wooo tonedeaf.

PraetorianXVIII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:48:27 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Neat, this again

StoneColdChoice3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:24 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Repost, literally top for this sub

majoroutage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:55 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There's a word for people who think this way. It's called being a sociopath.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:19 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I wonder how smart this retard would feel if he knew listening to music lights up your brain like a fucking Christmas tree

I_am_Phaedrus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:08 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Just means he doesn't have good music taste.

LavaMeteor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:24 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Illinois_Jones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:07 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If you have never gotten an emotional response to any music or art then you need to reevaluate yourself and your choices

superhole ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:36:10 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah! Fuck me, right?

Driveby_Dogboy ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:52:54 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
EmJay117 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:11 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My condolences to the dickhead who never got chills listening to music. I just want to direct whoever that is to the entire discography of the National

Griffolion ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:25:02 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I refuse to believe that his mind is "above" that of getting a physical response to a stimulus, given how euphoric he must have been when typing that.

CleanBill ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:06:25 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

who draws these? I'd like to know becuase I remember seeing a few of smug sketches like these and I don't even know how to look for them.

grungebot5000 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:36:34 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

rererererererereREpost

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ellen_pao ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:32:32 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The tiny bulge resembles a tiny white penis

[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 21:32:04 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Guess I'm like this guy. Music is pretty "meh" for me.

[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:09 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fucking Autist.

bobthecookie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:21 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This isn't 4chan.

ferizzi726 ยท -13 points ยท Posted at 17:38:20 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They have a point. Some people really overdo the whole music thing and take it way too seriously

crazysalad ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:36:15 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Or maybe they feel a strong emotional connection. For me I probably would've killed myself if I didn't find that music helps, for some people it's knowing that there is someone else who has similar views, experiences, etc. and is doing well.

69SRDP69 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:36:50 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Another neckbeard emerges from the shadows!

bobthecookie ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:45:03 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How exactly was that neckbeard?

ferizzi726 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:08:52 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't get how unless you're just circlejerking

69SRDP69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:06 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

;) shhh

ferizzi726 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:28:42 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

:ยฅ)

Andyk123 ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 20:37:11 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think it's mostly an aspie sort of thing. I mean, there's tons of good music out there, but if you're having some sort of stunning spiritual revelation because the Red Hot Chili Peppers or Radiohead made a good song, you probably don't have a great grasp on your emotions

Apollo3519 ยท -18 points ยท Posted at 15:55:28 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Because suddenly emotional depth is a fool's quality?

Or this faggot has never heard reeeeally good music.

Either way, attention whores like this are just annoying. What utterly pointless, useless people.

TrandaBear ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:41:38 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So, heads up, you are being downvoted for the homophobic slur. The overall tone of this sub is more on the tongue in cheek and self referential/deprecating side, not the pure, angry bile of 4Chan. We're kind of half ironically bashing neckbeards and nobody else.

averyrdc ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:41:42 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't know, this sub can be unnecessarily cruel imo. Like a much lighter fph.

TrandaBear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:22 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not saying we can't be, but you gotta read the comment section before throwing out the arrant slur. And yeah FPH is it's own thing, holy shit. At least neckbearding can be fixed with personal hygiene and giving your thoughts 5-10 seconds of evaluation before throwing them out into the world.

lstant ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:24:03 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How about you try NOT being homophobic

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:28:44 on May 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

you do realise that most people use faggot as a simple insult, not to imply the person is gay. and that's in no way homophobic. too sensitive.

Vulpix0r ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 16:06:46 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Am I the only one who doesn't understand what the fuck was written?

apodo ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:42:05 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yes. You're special.

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:33:39 on May 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Probably something for lesser minds.