[Satire] 4chan greentext of the heroic Neckbeardius at GameStop

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Castiel333 ยท 133 points ยท Posted at 19:41:27 on March 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)


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You_Stealthy_Bastard ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 20:18:47 on March 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One of my favorite green texts, second only to the pineapple story.

Blackzach9 ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 22:01:18 on March 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pineapple Greentext:

http://imgur.com/0YXq7V1[1]


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You_Stealthy_Bastard ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 22:03:33 on March 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Makes me laugh my ass off every time.

Maybe_2pac ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:19:13 on March 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Link it to us man!

edkisin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:00 on March 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Elaborate on the pineapple story, please.

ferk00 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:54:02 on March 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Truly a riveting tale.

[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:22:25 on March 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is fucking gold

aldo_nova ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:24:56 on March 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Started loling at fingerless gloves and didn't stop through the end.

celadon2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:39:50 on March 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DIED at the first mention of the cane.