"It's hard out there for a conservative brony"

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ postmoderno ยท 833 points ยท Posted at 00:07:03 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)


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llahxam ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 08:16:04 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"All I want is a friend that I can talk about MLP and the importance of fiscal conservatism with, you know? Just a brony who also likes von Mises and Rothbard."

godplaysdice_ ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 14:17:44 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Your comment made me involuntarily punch my screen.

llahxam ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 15:18:32 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's cool, the free market will fix your computer.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ postmoderno ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:52:30 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

the invisible hand

thefisherman1961 ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 14:23:42 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You realize that von Mises and especially Rothbard have less in common with conservatives than liberals do, don't you?

llahxam ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 15:10:58 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Depends, if by 'conservatives' you mean 'neocons' then maybe. But I was generally talking about libertarian-leaning conservatives, hence the reason I mentioned fiscal conservatism.

[deleted] ยท 316 points ยท Posted at 03:06:34 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'd imagine it's pretty awkward trying to discuss how much you want to suck horse dick and Donald Trump's dick in the same conversation.

[deleted] ยท 111 points ยท Posted at 08:17:07 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not if he's talking to this[1] guy.


[1]

Reinoud95 ยท 74 points ยท Posted at 10:18:09 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How could he possibly be single

Dolphin_Titties ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 11:49:16 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

He'll find somepony eventually

[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 13:03:59 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

As soon as his book is finished.

clayRA23 ยท 63 points ยท Posted at 12:08:34 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm really good at

Fashion

I lost it at that part. You're good at fashion? Dude, you're wearing a fedora in your picture. That's like saying you're good at listening to music and your favourite band is nickelback.

abchiptop ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 13:12:00 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hey, This graph makes some pretty compelling arguments for Nickleback.

clayRA23 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 13:37:31 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't even have to click on that, I know exactly what it is. And it still made me laugh.

CAPS_GET_UPVOTES ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:26:11 on January 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sinnaj63 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:12:33 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Damn Liberals, forcing Serfdom upon my poor imaginary pony friends!

PlaysWithF1r3 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 10:26:12 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Are we certain that they're two different people?

thefisherman1961 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:22:03 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

100% a troll

RenVit318 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 12:08:45 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Guys.. Don't pick on him. He's good at fashion

[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 12:12:45 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If you have to say that you're the man, you're not the man.

The_Irish_One ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:51:32 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is why I keep the fact I'm writing a book secret from friends and family.

This is the kind of guy who talks about his book.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:23:29 on January 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

O_____O;;;

Creatio_ex_Nihilo ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 03:21:03 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

He said conservative, not Donald Trump supporter.

[deleted] ยท 101 points ยท Posted at 04:05:44 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

He knows what he said.

[deleted] ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 06:57:15 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Look at the polls

IAMA_Drunk_Armadillo ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:21:40 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's true, it's true, and by the way have you seen these cufflinks? They're beautiful like my hair and real gold! Not that fake stuff you'd find at other stores, only available through Trump.com, you can also donate to my campaign there. And while you're there check out all the other amazing stuff I offer.

Notus1_ ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 12:47:50 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

you know that most likely your party will send Trump to the election, right?

WOOOOOOOOOOOT ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:28:00 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

To the White House!

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 07:35:22 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Same shit.

docwoj ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:15:38 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm assuming its the same as redditors discussing how much they want to suck horse dick and Bernie Sanders' dick in the same conversation.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:14:59 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

[deleted]

Dolphin_Titties ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 11:51:56 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Does this le meigh-meigh have a name? Or point?

Thaddeus_Fizzlethrop ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 14:14:10 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Le individual lines repetition meme

TheReadMenace ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:02:55 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I've been wondering the same thing. My meme game is weak.

MiniatureBadger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:00:52 on January 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

C A N

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SteveDougson ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 13:47:27 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How can you be a brony Republican when the Democrat logo is a sexy donkey?

Felicia_Svilling ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:10:54 on January 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You haven't snapped up the judgmental attitudes Equestrians have against donkeys?

theDashRendar ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 08:37:48 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The trials and tribulations of a mid-thirties wealthy white male living in his parents basement.

F-Stop ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 04:31:07 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Maybe it's a tad awkward broaching the subject of horse love at the tent revival?

NeophytePoser ยท 70 points ยท Posted at 03:02:49 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The United States of Equestria, where freedom rings just as Pony!James Madison and Pony!George Washington dreamed that it would. A land of true American loving patriots who don't believe in shit tier nanny-state monarchies that recruit multi-colored miniature horses to solve lazy people's problems for them!

This patriotic brony strikes me as the kind of God-fearing jingoist that will defend his country at every opportunity, including even if it isn't even being attacked. He probably innocently mentions his political leanings on forums, not because any asked (they probably don't) but because his autism love of his country DEMANDS that he do it! How dare that have any consequences!

RightCross4 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 13:53:35 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm extremely conservative, and that made me spit coffee.

grok_star2343 ยท -25 points ยท Posted at 10:09:53 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How did you get any of that from the text? Or is that just your idea of how conservatives are?

NeophytePoser ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 11:39:39 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

I've never known a conservative that doesn't believe in [insert country of origin]'s values and patriotism.

EDIT: I am pretty sure you could replace [insert country of origin] with America in this context because there's a god damned American flag in the picture with the fucking rainbow pony brigade. If that doesn't SCREAM hamfisted and totally misplaced patriotism, then I don't know what fucking does.

grok_star2343 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:48:18 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You should meet more conservatives

[deleted] ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 07:00:57 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Does having a different political opinion really isolate people so much? I mean, I had very liberal views in a small conservative town so most of my friends were conservative and it didn't really matter. But that's just personal experience and I can't say the same holds true for everyone.

WanderingMinstrel1 ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 07:46:03 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nope. Most of the time when people complaining about that stuff on the internet it's just young teens trying to act like they're some special snow flake being oppressed by everyone around them.

[deleted] ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 09:26:48 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's because you probably have some semblance of good manners and know that it's rude to ambush people in social settings with an argument. Different political beliefs only really isolate people if you can't stop talking them around people who don't share them.

I'm very liberal, too, and I just don't bring up contentious issues around my conservative Trump-supporter family because I know it wouldn't be productive... somehow our differences don't cause any problems.

pocoGRANDES ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:40:02 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Winner winner chicken tendie dinner.

POGtastic ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 12:51:44 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No, it doesn't. Being a prick about said opinion is what isolates you.

Source: Neckbeardy political ideologue in high school, ready to challenge any and all liberalism with extreme alacrity. I didn't have any friends.

thekarmabum ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 05:46:41 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The life of a boy who wants to bang cartoon ponies stuck in a world where people bang real ponies...

AccessTheMainframe ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 07:10:31 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dude must be a Log Cabin Republican.

Neuro_Skeptic ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 11:43:48 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Log Stable Republican

godplaysdice_ ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:22:30 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't think gay dudes would be caught dead in a fedora.

Actually, most people that own a mirror wouldn't either.

1fastman1 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 04:45:24 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Holy shit, would be funnier if it was holding the confederate flag

godplaysdice_ ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 14:23:26 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Muh heritage!

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:24:50 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Muh northern aggresions

potato_caesar_salad ยท -15 points ยท Posted at 06:47:52 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No, it wouldn't.

flameoguy ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:03:10 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

K

paddlebawler ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:26:14 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I guess both parties already have enough creepy members who have strange tastes and a yen for younger people. Usually they're called Senator and Congressman.

dootoot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:27:44 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Haha looks like one of those 2006 political cartoons

OmniscientSpork ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:23:26 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah...life MUST be tough for someone with no concept of "appropriate context."

Yawehg ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:59:28 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Am I the only one who feels bad for this guy? I'm going to take him at his word.

maskdmann ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:34:03 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At least conservative furries get more tail than I can imagine.

NOAHA202 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:22 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

M'oppression.

incoming-downvotes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:25 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's really saying something when the biggest group of outcasts on the internet decide to reject you. There has to be more to this story.

I wish this dude would be more specific when referring to his, "conservative philosophy." I can't imagine his fellow bronys giving a fuck if he supports fiscally conservative policies, or if he supports gun ownership rights, or even if he is a full on gun nut that thinks we should regulate full auto weapons the same way we regulate shotguns. None of that would contradict the brony beliefs that he himself outlined.

However, if he's saying shit like, "We need to exterminate the Muslims," or "gays should not be allowed to adopt children because the bible says so," I can totally understand why bronys would reject him. Those kind of beliefs are far from being, "loving and tolerant." I imagine he was preaching something along those lines on a brony forum.

wknd_jones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:02:18 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh this is an easy fix. None of you should be enjoying the show.

PokefanErick ยท -14 points ยท Posted at 06:17:43 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Do people know there are republicans that aren't conservatives or something?

[deleted] ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 08:00:52 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Really? The republican platform is a conservative platform, and much of the democratic party is conservative too, especially on economic policy.

TheChurchofHelix ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 10:06:52 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

To be honest the US is pretty conservative in general. Over the last 100 years they've been getting more socially liberal, but a country born from the loins of a bunch of damn Puritans is always gonna be a little behind the times

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:41:28 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm looking forward to the day when the people living in the U.S. see a real shift to the left, instead of just throwing away their trust to liberals or reactionaries.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:00 on January 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But then you might get the anarcho-liberals in power if you go left enough, and you'll never be able to pass those sweet sweet reforms, as well as completely destroying the potential to create the world's most well-developed liquor industry.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:25:54 on January 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I honestly can't tell whether this is dank commie maymays or what.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:32:09 on January 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Victoria II jokes, it's a strategy game set in the 1800's, and the political parties have different benefits. Conservatives are good for the smaller economies but bad for social reforms, Liberals are good for big economies and good for some reforms, nationalists are hyped-up conservatives, etc. The anarcho-liberals basically spell doom for any nation that has them in power: you can't enact reforms and you have no control over your economy, and you can't really fund your military. As for the liquor, well, Victoria II seems to think that it was liquor, not steel, that drove the industrial revolution. It's a fun but complex game, look it up sometime.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:57:38 on January 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Interesting, I'm subbed to /r/paradoxplaza but I've never heard this reference before.

Saint947 ยท -33 points ยท Posted at 07:37:35 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is such a false flag it's fucking sick.

Don't try and associate this fuckery with Republicanism.

Flyberius ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 09:10:56 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is such a false flag it's fucking sick.

lol. Yeah! OP is a crisis actor!!! I think I saw them at Sandy Hook!!!

godplaysdice_ ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 14:31:38 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!

Saint947 ยท -30 points ยท Posted at 09:39:53 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I thought you guys didn't like to talk about that, you know, the worst day of your boys' presidency and all.

Flyberius ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 10:03:48 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm not even American you tard.

Neuro_Skeptic ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 14:30:23 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Are you a "false flag" for idiots? As in, you pretend to be an idiot, whereas in reality, you're a fool?

Flyberius ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:45:05 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Users like /r/Saint947 are actually great humanists and liberals. They sacrifice their public image in order to make normal people see Republicans as paranoid, deluded maniacs. They are in fact the purest and most admirable form of false flag I've ever seen, and probably the Democrat party's strongest weapon.

Keep up the good work Saint947. Pushing moderates off the fence like no political debate ever could.

djqvoteme ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 08:55:18 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If it makes you feel any better, I associate it more with bronyism.

They just have a way of being a very distinct crowd.

godplaysdice_ ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:31:09 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, we wouldn't want to tarnish the pristine image of the party of "legitimate rape", birther nonsense, Donald "build a wall" Trump, Dr. Ben "evolution is a myth" Carson, Dr. Rand "oops I'm not really a doctor" Paul, Ted "nuke the middle east" Cruz....

incoming-downvotes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:22 on January 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

You're just trying to find attacks on, "Republicanism," to the point that you're seeing the boogeyman under your bed now. If this is a false flag, it's a terribly ineffective one. If you're looking at it from that perspective, the only point it makes is, "Even though most bronies are democrats, some are republicans who try too hard to bring politics into everything." Yeah, the guy looks like a loser and a bit of an asshole, but if you were going to pretend to be a republican for the sake of disparaging them on the internet, you'd want to make a bit of a stronger point against them. You might want to keep it a little subtle so as not to arouse suspicion, but people regularly believe that republicans with absolutely insane beliefs on the internet are serious, so why wouldn't you push this post a little farther?

Saint947 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:24:17 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yes, republicans are insane, not the ones that want to turn every kid into a transgender science experiment and redistribute wealth the world over.

Fuck off.

incoming-downvotes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:15 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Lol I did not say that republicans are insane. I said that a person claiming to be a republican saying absolutely insane shit will usually be taken seriously by people on the internet. Reading comprehension bro, you need some. Well, literally I said, "people regularly believe that republicans with absolutely insane beliefs on the internet are serious," because I didn't want to leave out the actual republicans with insane beliefs, but I was mainly referring to the actual, "false flags," as you call them. Truthfully, there are crazy extremists on both sides of the aisle. But I never said, "republicans are insane," because that implies that all of them are.

Saint947 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:23 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is a really dumb conversation.

incoming-downvotes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:13 on January 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

If you say so. I'm not the one that claimed that some stupid brony post was a secret attack on republicans. Anyway, if the conversation is so dumb, why not stop replying?