So deep, so profound. Let's understanding Japanese language.

SoKratez · 300 points · Posted at 03:53:22 on February 22, 2018 · (Permalink)

This is so moving, I think I just wabi'd my sabi.

inubass · 74 points · Posted at 03:54:15 on February 22, 2018 · (Permalink)

all over the carpet... goddammit

mdid · 61 points · Posted at 08:19:09 on February 22, 2018 · (Permalink)

all over the ~~carpet~~ tatami

FTFY. What kind of 内人 are you even?

inubass · 33 points · Posted at 10:04:10 on February 22, 2018 · (Permalink)

You think I'd let an untrained barbarian near the 和室？

mochalex · 13 points · Posted at 00:26:31 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)

肉人

Nichoros_Strategy · 13 points · Posted at 04:49:41 on February 22, 2018 · (Permalink)

Tabemono

Legal_Rampage · 10 points · Posted at 08:45:43 on February 22, 2018 · (Permalink)

And low cal! :D

HinjyakuHinjyaku · 11 points · Posted at 09:27:46 on February 22, 2018 · (Permalink)

Is OChinChin a Tabemono?

El_Super_Beasto_ · 15 points · Posted at 01:36:33 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)

Yes it is a "tabemono", and high in calories - which is why your mum is so fat.

Ketchup901 · 1 points · Posted at 09:36:15 on March 7, 2018 · (Permalink)

No because the picture literally says that penis doesn't count.

[deleted] · 171 points · Posted at 04:34:12 on February 22, 2018 · (Permalink)

fucking lol at the subtle faded text

🎙️ sienijoonas · 80 points · Posted at 06:02:43 on February 22, 2018 · (Permalink)

Oops, must be a JPG compression artifact.

Legal_Rampage · 20 points · Posted at 08:47:01 on February 22, 2018 · (Permalink)

Penis always count...

Frungy · 119 points · Posted at 05:38:13 on February 22, 2018 · (Permalink)

This is seriously fucking great. The effort here in perfectly ridiculing that stupid fucking ikigai crap. So good. I could jerk to this in my sleep.

I would buy this dude a grapefruit strong zero and make my own weak-ass analogy in sincere homage.

pantsuo-haitemasen · 110 points · Posted at 04:35:08 on February 22, 2018 · (Permalink)

NARUHODO NE

jon_nashiba · 17 points · Posted at 15:15:12 on February 26, 2018 · (Permalink)

NIHONGO ICHIBANㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡ

astertread · 1 points · Posted at 10:38:46 on March 7, 2018 · (Permalink)

あそ

Mrggwp · 59 points · Posted at 09:19:40 on February 22, 2018 · (Permalink)

This is why Japanese kids so smart, they no eat tide pods

Sakana-otoko · 77 points · Posted at 04:38:59 on February 22, 2018 · (Permalink)

Thought I was in /r/LearnJapanese for a second

AnalogOfDwarves · 20 points · Posted at 18:17:06 on February 22, 2018 · (Permalink)

No jerk, venn diagrams of new words are probably better than regular flash cards

Fifouxxe · 90 points · Posted at 04:20:29 on February 22, 2018 · (Permalink)

Oh okay, so now we're doing quality shitpost

derioderio · 14 points · Posted at 18:55:20 on February 22, 2018 · (Permalink)

Feel the hate flow through you!

[deleted] · 34 points · Posted at 06:34:54 on February 22, 2018 · (Permalink)*

You made so much more effort than I did. I was just going to make a link to JCJ. And then I didn't even bother doing that.

But I did get into a weird argument with a guy who absolutely swears that ikigai has some deep philosophical meaning and is self-assessed 哲学ペラペラ

calstyles · 20 points · Posted at 14:13:59 on February 22, 2018 · (Permalink)

I love how he switches to Japanese to try to prove he can speak Japanese and it’s just garbage weeb Japanese. なんだこりゃ、文句あるかい

SoKratez · 19 points · Posted at 08:25:05 on February 22, 2018 · (Permalink)*

哲学ペラペラ

I got an idea for a T-shirt. Literally just these characters in plain white text on a black T-shirt. We'll sell it to college undergrads at state universities and make a FORTUNE!

hanyonkyu · 8 points · Posted at 07:18:51 on February 22, 2018 · (Permalink)

Just read it. お疲れ様！

🎙️ sienijoonas · 6 points · Posted at 07:33:37 on February 22, 2018 · (Permalink)

That's some top-grade pigeon chess! Otsu indeed!

fapmonad · 3 points · Posted at 12:01:34 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)

8/10 on its own, 10/10 with chuhai. That argument with the guy who's been 30 years in Japan was also beautiful.

AnalogOfDwarves · 16 points · Posted at 18:18:30 on February 22, 2018 · (Permalink)

飲み物は？

[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 14:41:54 on March 18, 2018 · (Permalink)

カレー

Tannerleaf · 13 points · Posted at 05:58:29 on February 22, 2018 · (Permalink)

Best watch out for this appearing on the telly in about two (2) weeks from now.

(Because that's the usual length of time it seems to take for shit to propagate from the Internets to the telly world.)

Brace for The NHK to frotter themselves raw (it's why the lab coated expert always wear a lab coat, so his massive, well, fairly massive bulge doesn't show when he stands up and points with his pointing stick thing at the board with arbitrary bits of paper stuck to it).

arigatanya · 10 points · Posted at 06:42:59 on February 22, 2018 · (Permalink)

It's not massive at all, let's be realistic here.

Tannerleaf · 5 points · Posted at 07:18:51 on February 22, 2018 · (Permalink)

Perhaps that's why they're always harping on about "quality" over "quantity"?

arigatanya · 12 points · Posted at 10:34:46 on February 22, 2018 · (Permalink)

"White man have big penis, but Japanese penis is hardest, not go soft."

This is LITERALLY what they told me every single time.

hachihoshino · 8 points · Posted at 11:17:00 on February 22, 2018 · (Permalink)

I mean if it literally never goes soft that’s quite a serious medical issue.

And terrible for the annual sales forecast of The Viagra Company株式会社.

Tannerleaf · 2 points · Posted at 00:33:34 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)

It could explain the cerebral aneurysms...

Tannerleaf · 3 points · Posted at 00:32:56 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)

How did they become penis experts?

Something's awry...

BotPaperScissors · 2 points · Posted at 19:30:25 on March 14, 2018 · (Permalink)

Scissors! ✌ I win

Tannerleaf · 3 points · Posted at 01:16:42 on March 15, 2018 · (Permalink)

What the fuck is this?

BigLebowskiBot · 3 points · Posted at 01:16:46 on March 15, 2018 · (Permalink)

Obviously, you're not a golfer.

Tannerleaf · 3 points · Posted at 01:36:12 on March 15, 2018 · (Permalink)

The machines!

mechanizedorange · 12 points · Posted at 04:28:21 on February 22, 2018 · (Permalink)

Genius.

poly_love · 27 points · Posted at 05:15:58 on February 22, 2018 · (Permalink)

Well you put a penis in your mouth, and the semen is pure protein. So where does this cross the line into tabemono?

Frungy · 32 points · Posted at 05:39:13 on February 22, 2018 · (Permalink)

Cross the line? Who’s contesting it as NOT tabemono?

Tannerleaf · 18 points · Posted at 05:54:56 on February 22, 2018 · (Permalink)

Bukkake Ramen.

YellowinTokyo · 11 points · Posted at 06:03:44 on February 22, 2018 · (Permalink)

OSHIETE KURE SENSEI. How to tell kawaii girls that semen is oishii tabemono?

hanyonkyu · 14 points · Posted at 07:11:54 on February 22, 2018 · (Permalink)

外国人のザメンは健康にいいらしいよ。ちょっとプリンにかけようか？

YellowinTokyo · 13 points · Posted at 07:16:58 on February 22, 2018 · (Permalink)

ちょっとプリンにかけようか？

You watched to much JAV.

hanyonkyu · 9 points · Posted at 07:55:30 on February 22, 2018 · (Permalink)

NO(；･`д･´)

kentuckykurisumasu · 4 points · Posted at 07:11:51 on February 22, 2018 · (Permalink)

mix it with some natto?

doug_berger · 15 points · Posted at 09:45:12 on February 22, 2018 · (Permalink)

[gags in japanese]

kentuckykurisumasu · 10 points · Posted at 10:11:14 on February 22, 2018 · (Permalink)

それは彼女も言った！　ＷＷＷＷＷＷＷＷＷＷ！

bosq · 11 points · Posted at 16:54:53 on February 22, 2018 · (Permalink)

Oh yes, why do other curture not have deep spiritual connection to food??!?

Axis_of_Weasels · 10 points · Posted at 23:04:12 on February 22, 2018 · (Permalink)

tabemanko

[deleted] · 9 points · Posted at 10:09:17 on February 22, 2018 · (Permalink)

Aside from cock, what sort of non-nutritive things do people put in their mouths? And how do you get nutrition from something without putting it in your mouth?

What I'm saying is, the overlap between these two categories is almost perfect. I guess cigarettes, toothbrushes, and maybe certain kinds of enemas might be exceptions.

hachihoshino · 27 points · Posted at 11:18:20 on February 22, 2018 · (Permalink)

I uh... I don’t know how to break this to you but I think you’ve been doing enemas very, very wrongly.

SoKratez · 12 points · Posted at 00:28:25 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)

Funny how you thought of cock before, like, a toothbrush or a toothpick.

dagbrown · 5 points · Posted at 10:58:54 on February 22, 2018 · (Permalink)

Oh come on now. Humans can photosynthesize Vitamin D. Salarymen often suffer from severe Vitamin D shortages because of their aversion to natural light.

rmrhz · 6 points · Posted at 16:30:05 on February 22, 2018 · (Permalink)

泣いてたおれ

TotesMessenger · 4 points · Posted at 14:51:10 on March 18, 2018 · (Permalink)

このスレッドはredditの他の場所からリンクされています。

[/r/lowlevelaware] 「口に入れるもの」「栄養を与えてくれるもの」この２つを兼ね備えるのが『食べ物』日本語は奥深い…という画像がJCJでバカ受け…というサブレをさっき間違えてJCJに立ててしまった

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osarusan · 1 points · Posted at 08:20:32 on February 22, 2018 · (Permalink)

Well done sir!

stnkevin · 1 points · Posted at 09:14:21 on February 22, 2018 · (Permalink)

OOOOO SUGOOOOOIIII

gubbstrut · 1 points · Posted at 17:28:38 on February 22, 2018 · (Permalink)

Bukkake Udon

711CopyMachine · 1 points · Posted at 20:45:09 on March 15, 2018 · (Permalink)

Do you guys know i exist, right?

revofire · 1 points · Posted at 20:02:24 on March 16, 2018 · (Permalink)

I'd like to commend this unironically, certainly better than America and the UK's usage of only part 2: stick literally anything in your mouth.

MusgraveMichael · -4 points · Posted at 10:31:30 on February 22, 2018 · (Permalink)

Please tell me this is satire.

Pokemansparty · 15 points · Posted at 12:57:54 on February 22, 2018 · (Permalink)

This is educational.

[deleted] · 7 points · Posted at 22:24:10 on February 22, 2018 · (Permalink)

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SoKratez · 6 points · Posted at 00:27:50 on February 23, 2018 · (Permalink)

Learning! Now!

ChampramBenjaporn · -7 points · Posted at 08:58:25 on February 22, 2018 · (Permalink)

Isn't tabe (eat) and mono (object). Tabemono = Edible object. Am I misunderstanding some irony?