I was legitimately confused. I had to check to make sure we were talking about Serena Williams the tennis player. And then I was like holy shit, she's dating the cofounder of Reddit. Totally didn't see any of that coming.
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mell87 ยท 391 points ยท Posted at 21:54:47 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see a "Verified" tag next to her name...
[deleted] ยท 245 points ยท Posted at 22:00:15 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Durdys ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 23:18:45 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Durdys ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:44:52 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No it's just a typical reddit circejerk that I thought I'd piggyback on in the hope of fake internet points. The fact it's at 0 right now probably means I failed. Is what it is, I guess.
jman077 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:23:24 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think they deliberately leave it up to individual subs to verify users relevant to that sub. Allow celebs to have single accounts, but only have their accounts specially highlighted in situations where their status is relevant. Otherwise verified accounts would be automatic upvote magnets. Obviously, sometimes this happens when celebs post in regular threads, but the effect would be worse if they were always distinguished. Maybe it would work if the verification was only displayed on their user page, but not on all their comments.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:19 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I assumed Serena Williams was like a joke name, like it didn't even occur to me that it was actually her. Then when I saw her little avatar in the picture, I didn't even have a moment of realization that it's the real Serena Williams.
Omg totes my thoughts on this pressing issue as well! I am and for the rest of my life will remain simply perplexed and enthralled over this bit of info.
Querce ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:23:33 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
this entire time, I was thinking about Selena Gomez. This doesn't make much more sense, but it does change things
SalemWolf ยท 195 points ยท Posted at 21:16:59 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My exact thoughts. I'm so damn confused...
tense_or ยท 209 points ยท Posted at 21:24:45 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, when two people spend more and more of their time asking each other what they'd like to eat, they eventually decide to create a subreddit so they can post permanent pictures of their food and then discuss the matter until they grow old and fall off the front page.
SalemWolf ยท 134 points ยท Posted at 21:28:27 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm more confused that Kn0thing and Serena Williams are engaged. How did a famous tennis star meet and date a website creator?
But thank you for that explanation. Now I just need to know where babies come from and I think I'm all set...
Smorlock ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:20:03 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And like, is Kn0thing a tennis fan? What on earth did they talk about? Is Serena Williams really into dank memes?
MLein97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:07:40 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This may seem silly, but people have lives outside of work.
Smorlock ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:53:13 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i'm more just curious. I mean, Alexis and Serena don't really have normal jobs - those are their life's passions. It's not like they're office receptionists. It would be very interesting to me if they were getting married and he didn't know anything about tennis. Like where would you even begin.
AVPapaya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:03 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
read the OP... she literally said they meet by chance at some place probably a restaurant in Rome.
I read the first couple lines and lost interest. So...no.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:03 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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anu26 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:29:06 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Serena Williams is one of the greatest athletes of all time, and deservedly one of the highest paid. She has 22 Grand Slams and has been winning them for over a decade.
Don't think she needs anybody's money, and I'm pretty sure she's fairly wealthier than Alexis.
That said, they obviously love each other. Stop projecting your insecurities man.
I actually doubt... I don't want to u name ping him speculating over his net worth, but he's far from a gazillionare. They sold Reddit quick- ~16 months iirc- I don't think the figure is publicly known but I've seen it placed at between 10-20 million- split between him and spez, plus whatever equity aaron had, y combinator's piece which was probably signifigant given they more or less built Reddit at their request after their initial pitch (different site) was declined, and whomever else had a stake... After taxes he made a few million, but not a fortune.
If I were betting I'd say, based on a quick glance at his Wikipedia entry- he's probably grown that to 15-30 million, maybe more depending how much of his worth comes his positions in early rounds of funding startups.
Given the absurd scale of tech wealth his connections are probably far more valuable than his bank accounts....
Leftberg ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 23:03:45 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I went way high... I believe that figure totally though slate is mehh at best ( am politically very left, suspect BuzzFeed tier source is still bad, sad that now merits stating). I fully expected someone to surprise me with him owning a percent or 3 of some startup with an absurd projected market cap- which would inflate his net "worth" an awful lot you know...
He is worth around $6 million and she is worth north of $150 million. That being said who cares? They are both well off and I hope that they have a great life together.
I would assume Serena actually has the higher net worth, Nike contracts aren't small by any means and she has just been dominating the sport on the womens side.
She's probably worth around 150 m and knothing is worth around 5 mil so yeah, maybe 30 times more than him. Whole thing is a mindfuck
Elidor ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 00:40:05 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One of the reddit co-founders (I forget which) said something once that really stuck with me: after they asked for - and got - $1 million each for the sale of reddit, he realized that $1 million, while certainly nothing to sneeze at, is not really as much as it sounds like. Meaning, presumably, that if you're young, you're not exactly set for life unless you can live quite frugally. He never had the option of retiring and continuing to live in SF.
You can't even buy a nice house in SF for under $1 MM.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:09:19 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't feel like looking the numbers up, hence why i said gazillionaire, thanks for doing that. I 100% agree with your last sentence but it's his wealth and success that gave him those connections
He got in on the first round of funding from y combinator. Essentially they were in the right place at the right time with the right people who within the span of a few years became the very right people. Alexis served(s?) as the east coast face of y combinator ffs. that "gate" is worth far more than he is and has nothing to do with his accrued wealth. Just right person right place right time....
tekdemon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:00 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He could be worth all sorts of amounts depending on which startups he's backed over time, though even if you're very well off on paper because you funded some early stage company that became a big hit a lot of the time it's not really available as cash for you to go spend until way down the line.
AVPapaya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:54 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
he has money but he's not THAT rich... not a Zuck rich.
He did say on his AMA that r/blackladies was one of his favourite subreddits, but I didn't know he was able to score that high. A bit of an odd couple. r/Fuck2016?
AVPapaya ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 00:28:08 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why that sub? It's a good news for a change... unless there's something bothering you personally...
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:01:51 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought he/she meant it as Fuck 2016 because 2016 has been so shitty that having something good is saying fuck you to a shitty year.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:46:23 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hahahaha, can't wait until they start posting on all the NSFW subs under alts so they don't blow their cover. It all starts with, "Hey baby, can I post a close-up of your tits to the Internet?"
hexiia ยท 239 points ยท Posted at 20:11:16 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Skithy ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 21:01:36 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Gr8_M8_ ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:38:37 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Erika and I'm dating an Alexis as well. My friends came up with Alerika and all laughed because it sounded like a drug prescription as well. Alexis must be a cursed name.
In tennis, Love means the score is tied. So it can be interpreted as essentially being nothing. Kn0thing is who the tennis player, Serena Williams, is dating. So to this tennis player, love(in the literal sense) means/is the reddit co-founder Kn0thing. And when she plays tennis, Love is nothing
Love doesn't mean the score is tied. It literally means "a score of zero" or "nil". If the score in a game is 30-0, you say it's "thirty love". If it's 0-40, you say it's "love forty", and so on.
So there's no interpretation necessary. In tennis, love literally means nothing.
So Serena... did he create this 16 days ago from your account so that you'd have your own subreddit for your engagement story once he proposed? If so, CLEVER.
Because it's been linked to all over the internet because this is a major news story and they cleverly strategized to break the news exclusively on reddit :)
'Alexis Ohanian' was trending before 'Serena Williams' on Twitter, so yeah lot of people were surprised to find out they were dating (and now engaged).
that's what i thought at first but it doesn't say he did it today. he probably did it a few weeks ago and they chilled in europe for awhile and did some planning etc.
benso87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:54 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm guessing they made the sub on the day they got engaged and then waited a couple weeks to announce it.
I mean, to be honest here, isn't this how subreddits are formed organically? They got engaged and wanted to share their proposal story, realized there could be a subreddit for exactly that type of thing, and then they made it? I know you're probably being sarcastic but I think it's endearing that the co-founder of reddit started his own subreddit like this.
Yes, I'm thinking kn0thing and Serena had the idea of sharing their engagement on reddit. That idea evolved into making their own subreddit for people to share their own engagements. I imagine after getting engaged they spent some time with loved ones celebrating and sharing the news, while making the subreddit shortly after getting engaged to hold the subreddit name.
[deleted] ยท 168 points ยท Posted at 22:27:19 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're telling me... the founder of Reddit wanted to use reddit to announce his engagement instead of facebook or whatever? Nonsense!
Mikey_B ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:04:27 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man, TMZ/ESPN missed one hell of an obvious scoop there. Makes you question the quality of their investigative journalism.
I think he meant Ohanian and Serena. Let's not bullshit around, Serena is like a superstar... Ohanian is just internet superstar.. kinda... but not really.
I'm genuinely happy when odd couples get together no matter how far apart they can be from each other. It just shows how we are all human beings no matter our star power and for them to meet just shows you never know who you're gonna fall for.
Br00ce ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:13 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
pls dumb down your ass so we can all follow along thx
zrednaz ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:35:39 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I for one had not heard of him before.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:59:53 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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aeatherx ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:03:46 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's okay. I just found out this past spring. I commented on a video of Serena's speech when she won SI's Athlete of the Year last year.
I said she is amazing, then kn0thing replied o it saying she truly is. Later someone messaged me telling me that kn0thing is Alexis and that he and Serena were dating. Needless to say I was: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oPk9jiP6RUg
rab_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:55:21 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First reaction was that this started on 4chan as a joke to fuck with Reddit... then I made my way here.
Second reaction is that this is absolutely epic!! I met Alexis in a bar in D.C. -- he bought a round of shots to everyone who was there. Huge CONGRATS to both of you! Hoping someone returns the favor with engagement shots tonight.
Wow you ain't lying, this is very much new news, why didn't I get a CNN Breaking News alert on my phone about this? No but for real can't wait to here the 'banging' music they're gonna make
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:34:43 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I do both. There's a difference between what's said and what the score is. If it's 30-15, we say 3-5, because it's shorthand. It doesn't mean the actual score isn't a thing.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:23:02 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He was drunk and got trampled by a horse. I'm surprised an event that big had hardly no other trouble besides that...
moyetes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:54:21 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
as a mexican, I'm surprised too. I thought there would be some kind of riot by stupid folks wanting to steal some minutes of the stupid fame from the quinceaรฑera
xokidxo ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:34:23 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inb4 "hurr durr la fiesta es una cortina de humo para ocultar el gasolinazo"
ohip ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:44:31 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A reddit wedding without at least three deaths is considered a dull affair.
You wouldn't even need name tags to help identify the actual guests from "those people from that web thing Alexis does." The potent combination of Axe poorly masking their body odor and a desperation to talk to a "grill" that hasn't been "this strong since that last bitch friendzoned you," every Redditor who shows up is going to be easy to spot.
Oh, Jesus, now I'm picturing a bunch of neckbeards in fedoras, guffawing haughtily as they throw out "The narwhal bacons at midnight, good sir" in stage whispers so that everyone around them will hear, making them feel like they're in on some super secret club.
-ROCC- ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:08:36 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You will immediately be asked if you have a date and each of your families will ask how many people they can invite.
This is something I wasn't prepared for. People kept telling me to propose, and when I finally did I thought "Good, now they can shut up." As soon as people found out, and I mean immediately after they found out they asked "when's the date?"
...How the fuck should I know? We've been engaged for a day.
aksumals ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:05:50 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know what's gross? The fact that there is a very high probability that u/kn0wthing might actually call her snoo instead of babe or any other endearment.
How does a reddit co-founder end up hanging out with Serena Williams? I'd be just as surprised if I found out your best friend was Tom Brady. I mean no offense his accolades far surpass mine, but they're a dime a dozen compared to Serena's.
[deleted] ยท 74 points ยท Posted at 20:30:20 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*Kirk Cousins... Alexis knows what I mean.
CarlGauss ยท 85 points ยท Posted at 20:43:24 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its really weird seeing your user name outside of /r/nygiants and /r/nfl Its like running into one of your co-workers at your local grocery store. Like I know in principle you they gotta get groceries, but it still feels really out of place.
At least your comment was football related.
[deleted] ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 21:09:59 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When you ain't in the office, you still talk shop.
Zeerover- ยท 217 points ยท Posted at 21:00:17 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not odd at all, since people with similar ethos and traveling in similar circles end up meeting and becoming friends all the time. That it moved on from that is maybe surprising, but love works in mysterious ways.
Maybe Serena took the advice of u/YungSnuggie and went looking for someone from Silicon Valley.
BPT is such a weird thing. People constantly make fun of it for being all white, and in the threads you'll see people complaining about being actually black but being accused of being white. The world is upside down.
a couple years ago i made a post on /r/nba about the pitfalls of the hoe game and i made a suggestion that if u have money u should fuck around in your tax bracket, citing silicon valley. seems like serena took my advice
people with similar ethos and traveling in similar circles
You and I have different impressions of software company founders and elite athletes.
Zeerover- ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:27:46 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You and I have different ideas of what ethos means :)
The fact that one started out as a pro athlete and the other in Silicon Valley doesn't mean they don't share the same ethos.
Although I don't know them, a quick internet search reveals that both want to effect change on the world, u/serenawilliams has built schools in Kenya through her foundation, u/kn0thing has worked with microfinance through Kiva, and social activism on a wide range of issues.
Elite athletes are more than their sport, and not all software company founders are like Sean Parker and Steve Jobs.
The fact that one started out as a pro athlete and the other in Silicon Valley doesn't mean they don't share the same ethos.
But you're making the opposite case. You referred to them as people with "similar ethos".
You also claimed that they traveled in similar circles. You haven't demonstrated either of those things (if humanitarianism was at the centre of their ethos, they wouldn't be an elite athlete and a software executive, would they?).
Nah, that's easy: 1 he was right all along! 2: he was just kidding, can't you take a joke? And it's like 99.995% response 2.
agareo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:19 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes but they clearly met before the election
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:18:37 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm responding to the "shill" nonsense lol, some of these Trump supporters have nothing to be angry about anymore so they're clinging onto the shill stuff as long as possible.
myrptaway ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 22:28:30 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And? People are wondering how they met. That's one thing they both have in common, mongo.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 22:29:19 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh nah I was just wondering why you were still so bitter.
myrptaway ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:42 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're the one that's crying like a bitch because I mentioned Hillary, puto.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:32:49 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, /u/spez would just edit everything and there'd be no wedding.
kn0thing ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:23:29 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks! I've been getting a lot of great recommendations from redditors about wedding planning, seems fitting that I'd benefit from this community, too.
dryeraser ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 20:09:33 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey take a step back, I'm the happiest man on the planet and have held that record for over 20 years. Congrats and can't wait to see your doubles tennis videos.
KyleG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:45 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Probably not a good idea. I can't even get my wife to hit with me because the disparity is so great, and Serena and kn0thing prolly even further apart.
I miss you unidan. A few years ago was when I really got into Reddit and seeing your comments back then showed me how informative and resourceful this site could be. Although a lot of Reddit is similar today a significant piece of my Reddit experience left when you did (as a power user) and I just wanted to let you know that you have a very positive impact IMO. Wish you all the best.
Scruffy
kn0thing ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:34:09 on January 6, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks, Unidan! That was a memorable night. Appreciate the congratulations and I hope you and all your animal pals are well.
schoenen ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:43:54 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love the subreddit, I love /u/serenawilliams' poem, I love the two adorable Snoos and I especially love that three redditors gilded you. Like, congrats, you can now go to /r/lounge?
tydestra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:02 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I got married 5 yrs ago, my one pro tip is to use google docs to organize ideas, dresses etc. You two will probably have a marriage organizer, but still usable even among yourselves.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:32 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alex, I am currently banned from /r/videos, /r/worldnews and /r/news for reasons roughly relating to commenting that I am a victim of Islamic terror and so expressing an anti-Islam sentiment.
For example the most recent banning is from /r/videos and it was for writing "I am excited to see Ankara get nuked".
I was banned for "incitement to violence".
As any one can see, being banned for writing a geopolitical commentary in light of Russian Ambassador Andrey Karlov's assignation in Turkey is incitement to violence somehow?
Mods /u/jhc1415 and /u/NeedAGoodUsername orchestrated this banning from /r/videos as PMs reveal. I do not know what exactly their personal and religious backgrounds are.
Even if I was looking forward to fallout over Ankara, where am I inciting violence from any one? Where?
This targeting of innocent redditors like myself by mods for simply not liking a political religion is getting to frightening levels and the bannings from defaults subs has diminished my reddit experience.
I call on you to immediately parden these ridiculous bans, inform these zealous mods that they are stepping down and make these subs /r/videos, /r/worldnews and /r/news issue an apology for such targeting of freedom of thought.
So while the world marvels and lauds at your news, please do not forget us on the product you created who are currently being silenced and slaughtered by these Jihadists. As a survivor of the Armenian Genocide yourself Alex, I am sure you understand the slaughter the Caliphs are capable of. Please do not let my voice be wiped out under these mods again in history.
Mods /u/jhc1415 and /u/NeedAGoodUsername orchestrated this banning from /r/news as PMs reveal. I do not know what exactly their personal and religious backgrounds are.
Proof or go home.
jhc1415 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:16:32 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Guys, tell the mod team at /r/videos to un-ban me now, it's not funny. You are being reported to the founder of reddit here and you could get lifetime bans for perverting site rules around open discussion.
Firstly, if you're going to accuse me of doing something I didn't do, and 'demand' to be let back in to a subreddit I moderate, I'm doing to want to see some proof first.
Secondly, the founder/admins will inform you that we, as subreddit moderators can run our subreddits how we want, and can ban anyone, for any reason.
Thirdly, it looks like you were banned for this comment
That's chilling, hopefully Ankara gets nuked. Super excited
Phylar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:05 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You served a slice into the outside where it was readily handled as she backhanded the ball into the opposite corner. How cute, you two can play doubles now.
fugazied ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:43 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man I needed some good news after the week we've had. This is great! Congratulations!
Congrats on your engagement!! I grew up watching tennis with my Mom's best friend and why I consider you my all time favorite athlete. She watches every single tennis match she possibly can, scheduling her limited vacation times around tournaments just to be able to watch every match. She dropped out of high school almost 35 years ago to support her family and works 70+ hours a week, sacrificing her health and free time to support them. One year she was lucky enough to win store of the year for the restaurant she manages and got to choose anywhere in the world she wanted to go and she chose the US Open. She had the time of her life getting to watch you and her "boyfriend" Rafa play.
Just this month she lost her dad to a heart attack and her sister to pneumonia. I just got home from her sisters funeral an hour ago. As you can guess it has been an awful Christmas season for her. Is there any way you could either send her a card or tennis ball to cheer her up? She waited for hours at the US Open to try and get her ball signed but couldn't get to you. I hope one day after college I will be able to take her to as many tournaments as I can, I would truly do anything for her. If you need proof of anything I would be more than happy to message you privately.
Thanks for giving me something to bond with her over the years and congrats on your new engagement! I know she'll be happy for you too!
Oh my God!!! Congratulations!! Pics please -don't hold back. This is honestly the best news to end a dreary 2016! Thank you u/serenawilliams and u/kn0thing for bringing a ray of light to our holidays and allowing Reddit to share in your joy.
depuis94 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 20:56:40 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I started crying... from a weird mixture of happiness and jealousy. I seriously went under my duvet and stayed there until I ran out of good air. I'm only 22, but I am SO tired of dating and wish I were getting engaged too.
He is such a cutie (and tall to boot!) and he seems like a sweetheart that will make you happy until you're gray. :') Congrats! I love seeing a fellow black woman happy and successful as we are too often told we are undesirable and don't deserve the best life has to offer.
I'm only 22, but I am SO tired of dating and wish I were getting engaged too.
If it makes you feel better, I'm going on 26 and didn't meet the love of my life until a year ago. I know you probably hear the, "It'll happen to you!" comments a lot because I did at your age, but the odds are real good that it'll happen to you, too. Maybe it'll take you six months or six year and maybe you'll need to take some mental health breaks, but you'll be fine. Good luck!
depuis94 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:12:50 on December 31, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
:3 Thanks for your thoughtful reply. Oh, and congratulations as well! Hope it ends in wedding bells and a retirement on the French Riviera. I'm sweet and amazing so it'll happen I'm sure. Stalk my account in 2022 for the wedding/engagement photos (posted to the appropriate subreddit of course!) ahah Happy New Year and take care!
Omg this was soooooo freeaaakkkkinggggg cuteeee!!!!!!! Congrats!
gosiav ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:37:22 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats, Serena!!!! How amazing!!!!! What a POWER COUPLE!!!! This one is a keeper! Your children will be AMAZING no matter what they do, with you two as parents!!! Best luck to both of you!!!
Hash43 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:01:05 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you the tennis player
pinguz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:00:36 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
if you two have any babies they will probably excel at playing tennis while building front doors to what's left of the internet. congratulations. be well!
Congrats! Have Roger Federer as your best man haha!
ch0k3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:35 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Grats. You deserve happiness
zrednaz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:46 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CNN says that they have been a couple only since the fall of '15. I guess it's pretty typical American to propose very early in the relationship, but I'm not sure that I get why.
Over a year together is "very early in the relationship"?
zrednaz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:48 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would say so. You are basically still in the honeymoon phase or just recently beyond it it at that point. It seems that in Denmark it's more common to float the idea of marriage 5-10 years into the relationship, if ever. These days it's increasingly becoming an obsolete institution.
We walked the city late on our last night in Madrid. Nowhere to sit, we sat on a curb outside the Prado. He said, "are you going to marry me?" I replied "when you ask me." He pulled the ring out and said "I'm asking you now."
September 5, 1998
I know, I hate being just put on the spot like that and expected to come up with something funny.
tense_or ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:47:12 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Altogether, it's probably all going to end up as basically the longest, most awkward best man speech of all time. Starts the day they get engaged, and goes on until their first child is born.
It's apparently also an issue about sexism because they're about to start arguing about which one of them should be changing their last name.
It cracks me up that these perpetual victims have convinced themselves that Reddit is an alt-right website. What a pathetic group of insecure neckbeards.
Milith ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 00:16:49 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It cracks me up that these perpetual victims have convinced themselves that Reddit is an alt-right website.
Congratulations! I've had the pleasure of meeting Alexis, and also spending a day with him in NYC, and I think he's an absolutely amazing guy. I'm really happy for both of you to have found someone to share your lives with.
Congrats on your engagement!! I grew up watching tennis with my Mom's best friend and why I consider you my all time favorite athlete. She watches every single tennis match she possibly can, scheduling her limited vacation times around tournaments just to be able to watch every match. She dropped out of high school almost 35 years ago to support her family and works 70+ hours a week, sacrificing her health and free time to support them. One year she was lucky enough to win store of the year for the restaurant she manages and got to choose anywhere in the world she wanted to go and she chose the US Open. She had the time of her life getting to watch you and her "boyfriend" Rafa play.
Just this month she lost her dad to a heart attack and her sister to pneumonia. I just got home from her sisters funeral an hour ago. As you can guess it has been an awful Christmas season for her. Is there any way you could either send her a card or tennis ball to cheer her up? She waited for hours at the US Open to try and get her ball signed but couldn't get to you. I hope one day after college I will be able to take her to as many tournaments as I can, I would truly do anything for her. If you need proof of anything I would be more than happy to message you privately.
Thanks for giving me something to bond with her over the years and congrats on your new engagement! I know she'll be happy for you too!
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 19:30:34 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 21:26:27 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lol, dang, /u/kn0thing you're a lucky guy... Congratulations!
kellkore ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 23:24:32 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats! My wife and I are very happy for you both! This coming year will be our 25th wedding anniversary. We wish as much and more happiness in the years to come.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:59:42 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who the fuck downvotes this?
Congrats on 25 years.
kellkore ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:06:01 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:31 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You were in the negative when I commented.
Thanks for the thanks.
kellkore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:01 on December 31, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As a black female tennis player, maybe she should give back more to the sport as opposed to saying she hates it and play more than the bare minimum to get into the opens.
mucocele ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:58:53 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations, Serena! Win the Aussie Open, get that record, and retire in style :)
Aurify ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:32:44 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The real Serena Williams?? The tennis champ? WOW Congrats!!!
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:46:30 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Their kids will be mixed race sports geniuses. I for one welcome our future beige overlords.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:34 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Furbush ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:48:29 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You must be new here. Hating on kn0thing is an established reddit tradition. Also saying the Williams sisters are freaks of nature isn't obnoxious it's accurate, they're basically super humans
gbaroth ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:24:52 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
this is awesome
skaudis ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:05:11 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Popcorn tastes good
tbonanno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:22 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's actually a great question. Probably since knotting runs this place he just automatically gave it like 1000 upvotes or something. Maybe /r/the_donald can whine and complain about how this is infringing on this constitutional rights or some dumbass fuckery.
Ugh he's a lucky fella. Have you seen her modeling photos? Have you? Did you cry? I cried. My butt doesn't look like that. I am a bag of potatoes and he is a lucky duck.
I need to own a website where complete strangers will lick my balls over something that has zero relevance in their lives.
[deleted] ยท 84 points ยท Posted at 01:50:58 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, fuck off. They made a sub specifically for engagement stories, and posted it here. It's not like they made it a fucking admin post. God forbid anyone have an ounce of empathy for someone other than themselves, it's such a goddamn crime to be happy for and wish someone else well.
This kind of cynical negativity is what I fucking hate about Reddit.
And it's on the front page of /r/all just like they knew it would. And arranged for the bigger celebrity to make the post. On her first post ever. Followed by her celebrity sister posting on that same new sub. Also on her brand new account. That's a hell of a release party. And I'm not being sarcastic.
Yep the world needs more celebrity everything. My bad. Okay maybe that last part is sarcasm.
[deleted] ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 02:43:27 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She's had an account for three years.
This sub is specifically for engagement stories.
Other people upvoted it.
The founder of Reddit gets engaged and his fiancรฉ posts it on gasp Reddit!
You really didn't need to be a huge cock about it, but that's the course of action you chose. Congratulations.
I'm sure they're both super nice people but I'll point out that they're not likely much nicer people than the rest of the people who will post their news on that sub which will end up completely ignored.
Empathy. Lol
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 04:30:38 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There are already other posts on that sub with hundreds of upvotes
This was a first for me. I was on Facebook when I saw a news article about you and Alexis and was properly confused. "1) Isn't that Reddit guy's name Alexis Oha-something? (sorry /u/kn0thing, but I think I've refereed to you more by your username than your real name all this time) 2) Is one of the co-founders dating Serena freaking Williams? And for how long? 3) How the hell did I hear about this on Facebook first?
Anyway, congrats you two!
kn0thing ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:18:28 on January 6, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you. It's very real. But why weren't you on the Reddit app first thing this morning???
Implying I'm ever off of it? Haha. We all have to sleep at some point!
But, seriously, this is so cool, and I wish you guys the best of luck and all the happiness in the world. Apart from clearly making each other so happy, you both seem to really compliment and ground each other as well, so already you guys are off to a great start.
Plus, you two are absurdly adorable, and that's coming from a cynical 30-year-old dude who rarely uses the phrase "adorable" when talking about couples. So, take from that what you will.
Anyway, congrats, and best of luck :D
kn0thing ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:44:54 on January 9, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I love it. Thank you for the dogged use of the Reddit app and kind words.
dittidot ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:00:57 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wonderful poem, love it.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:14:42 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I never knew they were together. This is like the greatest crossover episode ever lmao.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:30:33 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you ask her father? And if yes, please tell how it went! That man was vilified early on but it's pretty proven he knew what he was doing with those two young ladies.
Wow! What the hell? I had to Google Serena Williams because I wasn't convinced that /u/kn0thing was dating (now engaged to) THE Serena Williams. That's awesome and unexpected! Congrats!
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:40:55 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you think this is corny, then you wouldn't have lasted a month in '12 reddit. Again, this is literally nothing and effects no one's redditing experience unless they were on r/all, which clearly you were on. If these posts trigger you, that's what subscribing and r/frontpage is for.
[deleted] ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 00:31:33 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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crawscraw ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 02:26:41 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you kidding me? This didn't make it to the front page for at least an hour or two after it was number 1 trending on twitter and facebook. Most of social media knew about this before reddit did
Seriously.. Serena Williams is the most recognizable tennis player ever in the world.. I'm honestly surprised people don't know how big she is online in this thread
NvaderGir ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 03:56:01 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was submitted and directly linked to The New York Times and every news outlet who report on celeb engagements. So yeah, that's why it hit r/all.
Feel free to use that other alternative site to reddit mentioned nearly last year, I think it rhymes with boat?
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 03:58:57 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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NvaderGir ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 04:11:03 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you even know who Serena Williams is? It's hilarious that you think this.
Note to Serena: If you get married in an Armenian church, the guy wearing the black KKK outfit is actually the priest, don't panic.
Source: am Armenian
Absolutely Awesome!!!! Congrats Serena!!! I pray GOD blesses you both as you cone together as one! Wow!! Just wow!!! I'm so happy for you guys!!!!! ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Aerik ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:51:50 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
but he helped create and continues to support one of the most racist sites on the internet. Seriously, this place is literally considered stormfront's backup
I just think it's weird that you are using some superficial characteristic to define yourself. Like saying "I don't want my brown haired brothers and sisters to marry red haired people because we will go extinct!"
is a claim that needs evidence. Which you haven't done. Everything needs evidence.
If you believe that all humans are "equal" in that they deserve fair treatment, that's fine. But if you think that a random assortment of people of X race, given the same life experience, will perform exactly the same on a given task as an assortment of people of Y race, then you are making a positive claim with literally 0 evidence to back it up.
Assume a constant fertility rate of exactly the replacement rate (it eventually has to be at the replacement rate or lower, so it is a valid assumption)
If, say, 10% of whites breed with nonwhites in every generation, then the 2nd white generation will be 90% as large as the first.
The 3rd generation will be 81% of the original.
The 4th will be ~73% of the original.
And so on, eventually reaching 0.
You either have a set of white people who are permanently separated from all others, or the white race will die. Simple as that.
*fixed "seperated"
azertuni ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 02:26:05 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And hence every white person is either complicit in the extinction of his people (and could then reasonably be called a "race traitor") or supports having a set of white people who are permanently separated from all others.
And so publicly celebrating miscegenation is publicly voicing support for the extinction of the white race.
WrethZ ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 03:01:53 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why is visible melanin quantity more important than other genetic traits?
WrethZ ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 03:31:03 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But then you are still focusing on the visible phenotype, rather then the genetic genotype.
You are only focusing on physical appearance because that is what is obvious to you at a glance.
It doesn't matter anyway
People from different areas of the world evolved slightly differently to adapt to different environments. Black people lived in areas with intense sunlight and therefore have melanin to prevent suburn and skin cancer. When humans migrated north to the cooler regions with less intense sunlight, that melanin in the skin blocked too much sunlight and prevented them from getting vitamin D from sunlight. They therefore evolved to lose some of the melanin to absorb more sunlight and get enough vitamin D.
In modern society we have invented sunscreen and agriculture, meaning white people can prevent sunburn and black people can get plenty of vitamin D in area with less intense sunlight.
The need for adaptation to our environment has passed and there is no reason to care about certain physical traits being diluted via interbreeding.
Do you seriously think humans could come to have such different appearances while staying exactly the same genetically in every category other than physical appearance?
Even if it were solely physical, who are you to speak for all of humanity in saying that no longer having people who look a certain way is not a loss? Whether something "matters" to someone depends on whom you're asking.
In my opinion, that diversity should be appreciated and maintained, not smudged out of existence.
WrethZ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:35:58 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And why is that view more important than two people's desire to marry the person they love?
azertuni ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:56:31 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
By your logic everybody not having kids with somebody who have the same eye or hair color would a traitor ?
azertuni ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:57:12 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah diversity is great but having kids with whoever you want is great too you know
Toparov ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:23:32 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is therefore the extinction of all races and a genetically superior mixing of traits and characteristics. Genetic diversity has positive health implications across a wide variety of factors in all major studies. We are creating a post racial, healthier humanity, now if only we could make a humanity that was post racist troglodytes.
So black-and-white mixed race people are "superior" to black people? Would you care to say that in the middle of a ghetto? Which one of us is the racist again?
Also, there are places where the population is just about 100% black people, 100% Indian people, etc. The only people who don't have such a place is white people, which is why this problem is vastly more apparent for white people than for any other people.
Also, having some people who are mixed race and having some people of each "pure" race are not mutually exclusive.
Toparov ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:43:30 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, the more genetic diversity the better, issues like sickle cell or Crohn's disease are often caused by lack of genetic diversity it's a weakness not a strength to seek racial purity. Fact.
As above that is a good thing for white people.
The more humans of mixed race the better off humanity is as a whole.
woot didn't think Reddit was cool enough for this. What a lucky guy! Congrats to Serena and Alexis =)
P.S. couple name should be... Alrena? Slexis? Sexis??...
knoekie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:37:08 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations.. the picture is really well done :)
centech ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:43:25 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm so confused. Had the news been 'Serena Williams KNOWS the cofounder of reddit' I would have been shocked.. was this a known thing that they were together?
Am so happy for you two. Serena is a very beautiful & special woman. Am wishing you two Gods blessings & happiness to your union. We re looking forward to your weddingโค๐๐๐ถ
It's nice to have news to smile about this year. Congrats to you two strangers that I know tangentially...but I feel I need to see pics of ring/wedding dresses (and all that wedding related stuff) to fuel an innate part of my female soul :-)
This will be the fastest growing subreddit for a while, but I'm thinking of all the 'older' generations of ppl asking 'WTF is a reddit this morning?! '
Hyttech ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:47:48 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So how many people knew about this? Picture was watermarked more than a week ago.
You just cannot get any more romantic than this. I swoon with delight. Congratulations you two! My favorite nail artist and tennis legend. Finally you got your happiness!
Congratulations, future Mr. serenawilliams!
My husband asked me to marry him out of the blue, in my Brooklyn kitchen after eight months of dating me, when I was making chai for us on a cold cold January evening. After we finished chai, r/isaidyes. :)
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:34:56 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clearly you did give a fuck since you found this link and chose to comment on it. This subreddit is literally for people getting engaged, why the fuck are you here?
Kingbuji ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 22:43:28 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You just called yourself a retard...
Furbush ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 22:46:54 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A moderator of an SJW subreddit would know retards because all SJWs are mentally ill. My comment was spoofing SJWs and so it needed to sound downright retarded to seem authentic
Making solid arguments without losing your temper isn't what an SJW or retard does so my satirical comment can't either
Hexaltate ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 22:59:58 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Theres a lot of SJW in your post. Do you have some kind of fixation with that term?
Furbush ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:52 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Solid and well crafted counter argument
There's lots of SJWs in my post because there's a lot of SJWs on this website. Their king is now getting married into a relationship where he is the queen. All is right in the world
"Hey honey I made you some tendies! Your favorite"
"Thanks m- wait a second, THESE TENDIES CAME FROM THAT SJW SHIT-HOUSE DIDN'T IT?"
"What's an SJW?"
"FUCK YOU MOM REEE SJW SHIT LITERALLY CANCER I DONT WANT TO CATCH SJW FROM THIS SHIT"
How I imagine his life is like
Furbush ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:28 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe when you're old enough to vote you will take the time to analyze both candidates fairly rather than mindlessly believing liberal propaganda.
Believe it or not, teenagers are incredibly misinformed about politics and your idea of trump has been shaped by people who don't know anything. Now go collect up your good boy points and have mommy bring you those yummy tendie tacos with extra catsup
why are you trying to make this about trump we are just making fun of your fear of the SJW boogeyman.
Furbush ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:55 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dog, stick to Minecraft and Pokรฉmon:GO the politics game is going over your head.
The SJW boogeyman is real and she just lost the election. HRC was fighting for the 3rd wave feminists, BLM, and the rest of the crazy SJW types more than any canidate in history by far. The regressive left insane ideology has infiltrated the Democrats and it's become mainstream to fight against free speech while promoting misinformation like the wage gap. Classical liberals voted for Trump because our 1st and 2nd ammendment rights are under attack by the left now more than any time in history. Speaking out against SJWs, voting for Trump, and caring about our civil liberties is all one in the same
Politics is incredibly complex and nuanced, no issue is ever black and white. Honestly, you can't even vote so why even start the argument?
The SJW boogeyman is real and she just lost the election.
lol
HRC was fighting for the 3rd wave feminists, BLM, and the rest of the crazy SJW types more than any canidate in history by far.
lmao
The regressive left insane ideology has infiltrated the Democrats and it's become mainstream to fight against free speech while promoting misinformation like the wage gap
I'm not even sure if you're being sarcastic or not at this point
voted for Trump because our 1st and 2nd ammendment rights are under attack by the left
Except trump wants stricter libel laws, therefore limiting free speech and press, all because his feefees got hurt
Also, stricter gun control laws doesn't mean hillary is going to make guns illegal. Everything she has said about gun laws were pretty reasonable. She wants to expand background checks, close loopholes like the charleston loophole, and repeal the immunity of gun industries from being sued for negligence. Not unreasonable and definitely not trying to repeal the second amendment or some other nonsense.
Also I think it's funny how conservatives think we need extensive background checks for employees and potential voters but for purchasing a weapon capable of killing many people at any given moment? Hell no! That's an attack on muh freedom!
Speaking out against SJWs, voting for Trump, and caring about our civil liberties
back to the crazy SJW boogyman stuff
Politics is incredibly complex and nuanced
If it's so complex then why are you insisting that SJWs are literally trying to destroy america and take away everyone's freedoms? Thats an extremely simplistic and biased view of liberal ideology. I guess politics is only complex when it comes to trump? No one can keep up with 8d chess I guess
Lol why bother dude. Just mock them more fun and same level of productivity.
Furbush ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:11:52 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
tacopower69, trust me when I say you are out of your element. Just because you say "lol" doesn't make anything I typed not true. As a teenager, you have very little knowledge of world history and don't understand how dangerous leftist ideology has been in the 20th century
What the mainstream media has said about Trump is libel and slander and they shouldn't be allowed to do it. All of these Russian hacker conspiracy theories are completely unsubstantiated and are the equivalent to the red scare. Member when the media was saying Trump was a sexual predator everyday? You probably don't since you don't watch the news; but they were and after the election we never heard those stories again because they were lies. Nobody is against investigative journalism but witch hunts and conspiracy theories are hardly what I would consider journalism.
I know it's hard to believe, but you and everybody you know doesn't know dick about Trump. Everything you believe has been tainted by misinformed people you know and the misleading mainstream media. My only hope is that Trump is the president I know he can be and in 2020 when you cast that first vote you stand with us.
Also guns don't kill people, people kill people. The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun. You don't need guns to commit mass murder; member Nice, France when an Islamic killed 86 people with a truck? Imagine if someone had a gun that day? A human life is a terrible thing to waste
What the mainstream media has said about Trump is libel and slander and they shouldn't be allowed to do it
Uh oh seems like you wanna infringe on my first amendment rights
these Russian hacker conspiracy theories are completely unsubstantiated and are the equivalent to the red scare.
CIA, FBI and literally every governmental agency who has come to the conclusion that Russia hacked the DNC are all run by SJW cucks. The real conspiracy is John Podesta running a child sex slave ring in a pizzeria! People who believe the CIA are just conspiritard wackjobs!
Member when the media was saying Trump was a sexual predator everyday?
hey at least that was based on fact and not completely fabricated like some news outlets (Fox and Breitbart, the holy grail of "true" news)
you and everybody you know doesn't know dick about Trump
Yeah you're right. After watching trump's speeches and reading his tweets no one truly understands trump as well as his supporters. I mean, you're completely right. If only liberals understood his real message and didn't listen to the fabricated garbage of the media based in nothing but lies then they would of course support trump in subverting almost all of their values!
in 2020 when you cast that first vote you stand with us.
The only way that will happen is if Trump does the exact opposite of what he said he would do i.e. not overturn Roe v Wade, assign a moderate supreme court justice, not build the stupid wall, get rid of all conflicts of interest, and implement a single-payer healthcare system
Furbush ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:26 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goddamn, you have been indoctrinated with some radical left wing shit. I was misguided at your age too, but as you grow older and are exposed to new ideas you'll learn.
Defamation isn't covered by the 1st ammendment and it shouldn't be. Thinking that free speech means literally all speech is child reasoning. What Trump is trying to stop is the "fake news" baseless attacks that ruins people's lives. The 1st ammendment is there to protect unpopular speech not your right to print lies. The 1st ammendment is under attack now more than any time in history by people on the left. "Hate speech" has been made illegal when that's a subjective term that people on the left take as "anything critical of minorities." When you look throughout history the beginnings of the rise of a tyrannical government always begins with silencing of dissenting opinions.
The fact you think every agency has said Russia hacked the DNC is proof you're completely misinformed. All of the stories run by the mainstream media have no verifiable source and the FBI and CIA both have made no statements to suggest Russia hacked the DNC. The only official government statement was made by the department of homeland security and it made no definitive statements one way or the other because they don't want to get a libel case. Funny how only people appointed by Obama with a vested interest in Hillary winning will suggest the possibility of Russian hackers
There was nothing to suggest Trump was a sexual predator which is why after he won those stories were no longer run. The fact you believe any of this garbage proves you've been indoctrinated with falsehoods. The "grab em by the pussy" thing is the worst evidence anyone ever had on Trump and that is nothing. If you are going to say you've never said something more offensive than that in private you're a liar. Meanwhile HRC is married to the most legendary sexual predator ever to hold the office, who was impeached for lying under oath, and we are supposed to believe Trump is the real predator.
The evidence of Pizzagate is overwhelming compared to the evidence of Trump assaults or Russian hackers. I don't believe that theory, but at least the evidence is there for anyone to see. The DNC leak proved HRC and the MSM were willing to do or say anything to win. The smear campaign they ran against Trump was legendary and they still lost because his ideology is superior.
You are just a kid and you have been suckered into hating the president. Try to be an objective and informed citizen rather than another member of the hate mob. It's your responsibility to collect information from all sources and compile the truth for yourself. Be skeptical of everything.
It seems like you're the one indoctrinated. I hope one day you can grow up and finally see reason.
The evidence of Pizzagate is overwhelming compared to the evidence of Trump assaults or Russian hackers
lol i didn't actually think you believed all that crap, I was just looking for a conspiracy the nutjobs on your "side" believed. Now I know I've been talking to one of those nutjobs the entire time!
Furbush ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:43 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy crap, you're an idiot. Did you even bother to read anything I posted? There is literally no evidence to suggest the theory that Russia hacked the DNC, while Pizzagate has emails tied to it which anyone can read. Therefore, there is far more evidence for Pizzagate since it is being compared to nothing at all
You can't argue any points I made so that's how low you stoop? A personal attack calling me a conspiracy nut job because I said at least that conspiracy theory has evidence tied to it. Pathetic
Russia hacks has been confirmed by the US government to be true. That is more evidence than some wackjobs using twisted logic to miscontrue what the emails said.
An email like "Hi, paul!" turns into some secret code where HI is a small town in some random state and paul is the name of the child slave located there for pickup. In the real world however, the email simply means "Hi, paul!"
You can't argue any points I made so that's how low you stoop
I mean, me or anyone with half a brain could prove you wrong but you're not really concerned with evidence or logic so there's no point
Furbush ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:24 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goddamn you really have no self awareness of your own illogical fallacies.
Please cite your source where the US government has made an official statement confirming Russian hackers narrative. The only official statement made by a government agency on the matter was by the department of homeland security, whose head was appointed by Obama and has a vested interest in a Democrat winning. That statement makes no clear claim and only suggests that the Kremlin has committed espionage in the past which is a moot point considering every major country has committed cyber espionage to varying degrees. I already clearly made this point before but I guess you aren't the best at reading comprehension. Every news story that is promoting the Russian hacker narrative has been using hearsay as a primary source which is terrible journalism. I can make up literally anything and say it's from an undisclosed source and nobody can disprove it, doesn't make it correct. I will believe the Russian hackers conspiracy theory when someone provides a single strand of evidence. WikiLeaks has already discredited it and they have no reason to help Trump and ruin their reputation by lying for the first time
If you think the evidence for Pizzagate is that vague you are completely uninformed. I don't believe the theory, but to act like the claims are being made out of thin air is nonsense. http://sli.mg/6eSq79
Honestly, you need to get your information from primary sources and stop letting confirmation bias dictate your opinions. You have been brainwashed by liberals who have been brainwashed by the mainstream media. You will feel much more intellectually satisfied if you construct your own opinions based on evidence rather than regurgitating far left dogmas
Love how you say I'm not concerned with logic or evidence. I think I've made it clear that's all I care about. I was a Democrat until the DNC leak and I switched party after intensely researching the leak and Trump's policies. I think you've made it abundantly clear your opinions on Trump all have been pushed on you by your parents or other kids at school. The right is the party of logic and reasoning and the left is the party of feels and safe spaces. There are many issues which I am left leaning but people being multifaceted and politics being complex probably goes over your head.
17 US intelligence agencies said they did younare fucking stupid if you believe otherwise.
Furbush ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:42 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Someone has been watching too much fake news! Link me the official statements from 17 government agencies that say Russia hacked our election. The only official government statement is from Department of Homeland Security it only says that they suspect Russia because Russia has engaged in cyber espionage in the past. Every major country has committed cyber espionage to varying degrees so that point is invalid. The DHS head is appointed by the president and has a vested interest in trying to help Hillary win. If she wins then they get to keep their job for 4 more years. They never make a definitative claim in the report because that opens up a chance for a libel suit when people ask for proof.
Every other report claiming Russia hacked the election has been from unverifiable sources. It's very convenient that every report claiming Russia hacked the election has been from insiders that can't be disproven. The bar for journalist integrity has never been lower when hearsay is treated as fact. I only believe reports that use primary verifable sources. Especially after the DNC leak where the level of collusion between the media and Clinton campaign was proven
You believe everything you read without checking for any sources but I'm the stupid one. Don't be gullible just because you hate Trump.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:43:31 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have just one question: why is the female in this picture colored with a realistic skin color (brown in this case), but the male is completely white? Does the maker of this image disregard the European race so much that (s)he doesn't even bother to color their skin properly?
Gonna go out on a limb and say it's because your attempting to make this a race issue. You are grasping at straws over like the stupidest shit. Oh no the white guy is white. If this is the stuff that bothers you, you really need to get out more.
Browsing Reddit, then go to Facebook, see this story, go back to Reddit, search r/All, find nothing, then back to Facebook, find the link within the Facebook article, and now...here we are.
Congratulations! Finding a partner who just gets you is such a thrilling feeling!
Jajaloo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:43 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Game, set and perfect match. ๐
elpayo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:15 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations. Love/Love
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:59 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations!!!! You are an inspiration, and I am thrilled to hear of your joyful news. Thank you for all you do as a power of example. Your 'sorry' appearance... well... just perfect. Your tennis... the greatest.. for a long time. Seriously, thanks for being you and sharing what you do with the world.
She got engaged to the co-creator of Reddit. That's why this is suddenly showing on the front page. I found out through Twitter, which is just a cesspool of racists mad that she's with a white guy.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:45 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Woah?! I had no idea Serena Williams was on Reddit!! Awesome!
cragcrag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:29 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This whole thing is bizarre to me.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:53 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FUCK the reddit admins, they are cock suckers! And fuck /u/spez !!!
Ok I'm glad I wasn't the only one that didn't know they were dating. I thought she was dating Drake or someone cool. Sorry Alexis! You're still my hero.
Congrats Serena and your man, don't let the public reaction change your love for each other.
ahyrah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:48 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats!
FL21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:39 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where's the bachelor party?
kevuno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:15 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations to both!! Some months ago u/kn0thing came to my college and gave a talk about entrepreneurship, I would have never imagined he was so close to marryng a tennis star!!
drie21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:38 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hope your tables at the wedding are subreddit themed. You know things like /r/Redskins or /r/SnoresInSleep or even /r/WetsTheBed if your families are that wild.
Congrats as well!
kckman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:07 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There has to be an AMA in this somewhere! Congrats Serena! He's a very fortunate man indeed!
RedBombX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:13 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know there's gotta be a Sprog post in here, somewhere. Can somebody point the way?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:24 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is amazing! Congratulations
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:08 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Happy to see you both happy... Congratulations ๐๐
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:11:06 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
congrats! I'm happy for you both and it seems fated and neat that your two would meet and marry! Both of you have such interesting careers and you are the best at that chosen career. I'm sure together you will even go further.
Better tell will you give back all your titles and prizes and money for this decade plays that you have been gaining because of your "medical treatment" for your desease? You sneaky doping bitch.
berekah1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:26:13 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats Serena and your Man.
So happy for both.
All your hard, training in Tennis...
Now it's also your time to be with your soul mate.
Much love..xxx
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[deleted] ยท 4561 points ยท Posted at 20:29:00 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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cocobandicoot ยท 1748 points ยท Posted at 20:47:28 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was legitimately confused. I had to check to make sure we were talking about Serena Williams the tennis player. And then I was like holy shit, she's dating the cofounder of Reddit. Totally didn't see any of that coming.
[deleted] ยท 725 points ยท Posted at 21:42:30 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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mell87 ยท 391 points ยท Posted at 21:54:47 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see a "Verified" tag next to her name...
[deleted] ยท 245 points ยท Posted at 22:00:15 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Durdys ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 23:18:45 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want to get off reddit's wild ride.
AnHonestLiar ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 23:41:49 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is that what you call you call your mom?
Durdys ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:44:52 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No it's just a typical reddit circejerk that I thought I'd piggyback on in the hope of fake internet points. The fact it's at 0 right now probably means I failed. Is what it is, I guess.
NeoHenderson ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:03:37 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Another life lost to the year 2016
parestrepe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:46 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
this is the weirdest and most random event I've happened upon this month.
XoXFaby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:21:08 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's probably not even kn0thing
iamPause ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:19:02 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wasn't there a while ago. Neat!
Mastrik ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:31:47 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You did it /u/iamPause!
sharkbait1999 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:37:53 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Verified GOAT
jman077 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:23:24 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think they deliberately leave it up to individual subs to verify users relevant to that sub. Allow celebs to have single accounts, but only have their accounts specially highlighted in situations where their status is relevant. Otherwise verified accounts would be automatic upvote magnets. Obviously, sometimes this happens when celebs post in regular threads, but the effect would be worse if they were always distinguished. Maybe it would work if the verification was only displayed on their user page, but not on all their comments.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:19 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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metalburning ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:49:26 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes except one that users can trust
Mikal_Scott ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:17 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She's a Redditor for 3 years. 1 post. 1 comment. It's either her, or some redditor was playing the long con.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:51 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I totally work at Facebook.
RedditPotatoPlanet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:53 on March 25, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
That exists
-pm_me_your_tits_- ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:31:09 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lol he's the only guy on reddit that actually gets any action ๐๐๐๐
HothHanSolo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:11:25 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was like "the co-founder of Reddit is marrying the best female tennis player of all-time?"
Zarathustran ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:35:46 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I assumed Serena Williams was like a joke name, like it didn't even occur to me that it was actually her. Then when I saw her little avatar in the picture, I didn't even have a moment of realization that it's the real Serena Williams.
fondledbydolphins ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:15:48 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Soooo.... Venus and spez 2017?
Mimibrown ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:01:04 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They have been in a relationship over a year so wat re u talking?
ShibaHook ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:14 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For how connected we all are... Some people really do live under a rock.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:20:16 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know right, she could probably crush him with one hand.
fremenator ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:46:46 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait this isn't made up?
cocobandicoot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:38 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
News agencies are reporting that it is real. Just saw it on CNN and confirmed by her publicist.
fremenator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:20 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow usually Reddit had the complete opposite effect on me
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:47 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sorry, but who is serena williams?
CoNoCh0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:05 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe they will give her that best tennis player award that Reddit keeps talking about.
-Scathe- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:09 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm still baffled
justconnor_04 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:35 on April 6, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Omg totes my thoughts on this pressing issue as well! I am and for the rest of my life will remain simply perplexed and enthralled over this bit of info.
Querce ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:23:33 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
this entire time, I was thinking about Selena Gomez. This doesn't make much more sense, but it does change things
SalemWolf ยท 195 points ยท Posted at 21:16:59 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My exact thoughts. I'm so damn confused...
tense_or ยท 209 points ยท Posted at 21:24:45 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, when two people spend more and more of their time asking each other what they'd like to eat, they eventually decide to create a subreddit so they can post permanent pictures of their food and then discuss the matter until they grow old and fall off the front page.
SalemWolf ยท 134 points ยท Posted at 21:28:27 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm more confused that Kn0thing and Serena Williams are engaged. How did a famous tennis star meet and date a website creator?
But thank you for that explanation. Now I just need to know where babies come from and I think I'm all set...
MushinZero ยท 187 points ยท Posted at 22:42:43 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How did a famous tennis star meet and date the executive chairman of one of the largest social media websites in the world?
They obviously ran into each other at Target.
SalemWolf ยท 99 points ยท Posted at 22:47:16 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Serena Williams buying more white skirts and Kn0thing buying some hard drives. It was love at the check out lane.
ShibaHook ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 00:39:14 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
People still think Reddรฎt is some little backyard underground website.
foreveracubone ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 04:32:51 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To admit otherwise would force us to acknowledge our pepes really aren't that rare.
sohetellsme ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:33:39 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly.
Always pick up your non-perishables at Walmart, produce at Kroger and SO's at Target.
...And your mistresses at Whole Foods.
Exastiken ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:41:14 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In Rome?
MushinZero ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:58:28 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roman Target
sarahkhill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:19 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Super funny that people don't understand how these two could end up together.
HoodieGalore ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:50:47 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Turns out she's a fan of /r/spacedicks. Go figure.
Smorlock ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:20:03 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And like, is Kn0thing a tennis fan? What on earth did they talk about? Is Serena Williams really into dank memes?
MLein97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:07:40 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This may seem silly, but people have lives outside of work.
Smorlock ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:53:13 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i'm more just curious. I mean, Alexis and Serena don't really have normal jobs - those are their life's passions. It's not like they're office receptionists. It would be very interesting to me if they were getting married and he didn't know anything about tennis. Like where would you even begin.
AVPapaya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:03 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
read the OP... she literally said they meet by chance at some place probably a restaurant in Rome.
SalemWolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:47 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh. I can't read.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:58 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, how do two famous people meet each other?
SalemWolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:12 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tinder for Celebs?
imdungrowinup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:35 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They met accidentally in Rome. Did you not read her comment?
SalemWolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:08 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I read the first couple lines and lost interest. So...no.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:03 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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anu26 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:29:06 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Serena Williams is one of the greatest athletes of all time, and deservedly one of the highest paid. She has 22 Grand Slams and has been winning them for over a decade.
Don't think she needs anybody's money, and I'm pretty sure she's fairly wealthier than Alexis.
That said, they obviously love each other. Stop projecting your insecurities man.
payday_vacay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:03 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So does she
sarahkhill ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:19:02 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You just summed up all relationships in one succinct post.
[deleted] ยท 140 points ยท Posted at 22:13:51 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I shouldn't be so surprised a gazillionaire is dating a high profile athlete, but here i am.
[deleted] ยท 103 points ยท Posted at 23:15:04 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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acm ยท 70 points ยท Posted at 23:37:20 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forbes estimates she's worth $150 million.
notathr0waway1 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:06:28 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nice literally one order of magnitude richer
Milafin ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 05:52:46 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She's off the charts hot, IMO.
Google her name and "red dress." I'm still trying to catch my breath.
[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 23:20:25 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
K, thanks for repeating what's been said!
garynuman9 ยท 123 points ยท Posted at 22:55:18 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I actually doubt... I don't want to u name ping him speculating over his net worth, but he's far from a gazillionare. They sold Reddit quick- ~16 months iirc- I don't think the figure is publicly known but I've seen it placed at between 10-20 million- split between him and spez, plus whatever equity aaron had, y combinator's piece which was probably signifigant given they more or less built Reddit at their request after their initial pitch (different site) was declined, and whomever else had a stake... After taxes he made a few million, but not a fortune.
If I were betting I'd say, based on a quick glance at his Wikipedia entry- he's probably grown that to 15-30 million, maybe more depending how much of his worth comes his positions in early rounds of funding startups.
Given the absurd scale of tech wealth his connections are probably far more valuable than his bank accounts....
Leftberg ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 23:03:45 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Slate says less than 5 mil.
garynuman9 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:40:06 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I went way high... I believe that figure totally though slate is mehh at best ( am politically very left, suspect BuzzFeed tier source is still bad, sad that now merits stating). I fully expected someone to surprise me with him owning a percent or 3 of some startup with an absurd projected market cap- which would inflate his net "worth" an awful lot you know...
Baronstone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:06:34 on January 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
He is worth around $6 million and she is worth north of $150 million. That being said who cares? They are both well off and I hope that they have a great life together.
sweetchilli ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 00:27:32 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would assume Serena actually has the higher net worth, Nike contracts aren't small by any means and she has just been dominating the sport on the womens side.
isrly_eder ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:44:02 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She's probably worth around 150 m and knothing is worth around 5 mil so yeah, maybe 30 times more than him. Whole thing is a mindfuck
Elidor ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 00:40:05 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One of the reddit co-founders (I forget which) said something once that really stuck with me: after they asked for - and got - $1 million each for the sale of reddit, he realized that $1 million, while certainly nothing to sneeze at, is not really as much as it sounds like. Meaning, presumably, that if you're young, you're not exactly set for life unless you can live quite frugally. He never had the option of retiring and continuing to live in SF.
karmapuhlease ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:13:06 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can't even buy a nice house in SF for under $1 MM.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:09:19 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't feel like looking the numbers up, hence why i said gazillionaire, thanks for doing that. I 100% agree with your last sentence but it's his wealth and success that gave him those connections
garynuman9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:34 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He got in on the first round of funding from y combinator. Essentially they were in the right place at the right time with the right people who within the span of a few years became the very right people. Alexis served(s?) as the east coast face of y combinator ffs. that "gate" is worth far more than he is and has nothing to do with his accrued wealth. Just right person right place right time....
tekdemon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:00 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He could be worth all sorts of amounts depending on which startups he's backed over time, though even if you're very well off on paper because you funded some early stage company that became a big hit a lot of the time it's not really available as cash for you to go spend until way down the line.
AVPapaya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:54 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
he has money but he's not THAT rich... not a Zuck rich.
Bandit_Queen ยท 76 points ยท Posted at 23:03:25 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He did say on his AMA that r/blackladies was one of his favourite subreddits, but I didn't know he was able to score that high. A bit of an odd couple. r/Fuck2016?
AVPapaya ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 00:28:08 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why that sub? It's a good news for a change... unless there's something bothering you personally...
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:01:51 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought he/she meant it as Fuck 2016 because 2016 has been so shitty that having something good is saying fuck you to a shitty year.
VioletWinters ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:58:04 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not /r/fuck2016, more like /r/fuck2016
business_time_ ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 23:23:31 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He did his research! So romantic!
hmblmfkrwitabgassdik ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:24:38 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
more like he has a black chic fetish.
not hating, i have an asian chic fetish.
Youthsonic ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:45:10 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah without knowing what Kn0thing looks like I can say he's punching wayyyy above his weight
jackandjill22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:12 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lol
seunosewa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:44 on January 6, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
He is really tall. 6 foot 7
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 23:22:11 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a lot of booty for a white nerd to handle. Respect.
SaltyBabe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:58:02 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's going on? I need an adult, preferably a female pro tennis star to explain this to me.
Strykah ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:01:07 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
2016 has truly be a fucking roller-coaster of a ride.
Congrats to /u/serenawilliams and /u/kn0thing. I assume were all invited to the wedding right, right!?
trwwy321 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:22:28 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How did they meet...?
PostYourSinks ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:07:18 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She's also the creator of this subreddit... even more WTF
vikinick ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:08:42 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Since 12-10-16
ManofManyTalentz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:16:41 on December 31, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
12 October?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:46:23 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hahahaha, can't wait until they start posting on all the NSFW subs under alts so they don't blow their cover. It all starts with, "Hey baby, can I post a close-up of your tits to the Internet?"
bathroomstalin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:27 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, they're engaged. Try to keep up.
ThePirateTennisBeast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:26 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My reaction exactly. And I follow tennis pretty heavily
ShibaHook ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:50 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Obviously not enough.
kcman011 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:03 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am very interested in knowing what Serena Williams' anonymous reddit username is now...
Diplomjodler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:29 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes.
Toulour ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:25 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
2016 just continues to stuff in the surprises.
Steadman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:42 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah you're not the only one.
Robdor1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:35 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome to new reddit. These posts get to auto front page.
BlankVerse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:53:02 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's been rumors for about a year IIRC.
[deleted] ยท 509 points ยท Posted at 19:33:52 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ALENA? SELEXIS?
Racheldkane ยท 604 points ยท Posted at 19:59:49 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
These sound like prescription drug names.
hexiia ยท 239 points ยท Posted at 20:11:16 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Talk to your doctor about ALENA SELEXIS.
Side effects of ALENA SELEXIS are uncommon, but may include headache, nausea, vomiting, water weight gain, lower back pain, receding hairline, liver spots, blood clots, ringworm, excessive body odor, uneven tire wear, pyorrhea, gonorrhea, diarrhea, halitosis, scoliosis, loss of bladder control, hammertoe, loss of life.
[deleted] ยท 76 points ยท Posted at 20:28:07 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Skithy ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 21:01:36 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Gr8_M8_ ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:38:37 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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sohetellsme ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:35:46 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Hingl_McCringleberry ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:46:43 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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in-a-far-off-land ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:16:29 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Y
gophergun ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:24:12 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:55:49 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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dpawsit ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:41:38 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Death_by_RickRoll ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:05:45 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Player72 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:40:53 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goodbye.
ManofManyTalentz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:24:01 on December 31, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
!
seeteebee3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:14 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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el-toro-loco ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:41:55 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:54:29 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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GetBumRushedMate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:27 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uuuuuuck
tense_or ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:32:13 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Post it to me_irl?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:59 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What about zinc oxide?
skyhigh304 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:20 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...uncontrolled laughing, uncontrolled bleeding, uncontrolled sneezing, uncontrolled wheezing, dysphoria, anxiety, uncontrolled anxiety, depression, uncontrolled depression, disassociation, disaffection, and gas.
errkka669 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:00 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Erika and I'm dating an Alexis as well. My friends came up with Alerika and all laughed because it sounded like a drug prescription as well. Alexis must be a cursed name.
BlankVerse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:04:02 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Side effects of ALENA SELEXIS may include trolling, glossalia, bloviating, flatulence, toenail fungus, etc
Mihir2357 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:26:06 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uncontrollable seizures are always the funniest to year. Yeah no shit you cant control it.
Player72 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:38 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lmao uneven tire wear
testmypatience ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:08 on January 7, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
ROFL this made me laugh for a while. Thanks for giving me a headache. It's the good kind of headache.
i4LOVE4Pie4 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:56:24 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like I too suffer from https://imgur.com/1H3aH5g
bathroomstalin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:52 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lord knows what they take...
Of course, laws are just for the little people.
Durzo_Blint ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:50 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Celexa is a real antidepressant.
573v3n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:43:44 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty close to Celexa (citalopram)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:46 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ohaniams? Willian? Will I Am?
nicelittleliz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:33 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey this isn't a soap opera, you know.
nardosmarbles ยท 3652 points ยท Posted at 19:51:13 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So... Love means kn0thing to a tennis player?
ewbrower ยท 1120 points ยท Posted at 21:11:22 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hate this website
kerrrsmack ยท 357 points ยท Posted at 21:24:43 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hate life ๐
HavocSynapse ยท 249 points ยท Posted at 21:52:58 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me too thanks
[deleted] ยท 94 points ยท Posted at 22:21:49 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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HavocSynapse ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 22:28:13 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/meirl FTFY
Ethan819 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 23:21:58 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/2meirl4meirl FTFY
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:53:21 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Include me in the screenshot!
cribking44 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:00:11 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It loves you
presidentdead ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:59:00 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hate this post and the op
invictus_potato ยท 110 points ยท Posted at 21:42:10 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The level of punning going on here is hurting my tiny brain
SadGhoster87 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:55:07 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
2?
invictus_potato ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:56:31 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OUCH
SadGhoster87 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:58:45 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
three
PM_me_a_dirty_haiku ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:54:19 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He did say tiny
tense_or ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:47:23 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It means so many things! Well, two things. But that was enough to give me a headache.
ArkGuardian ยท 72 points ยท Posted at 22:54:29 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit. That is a once in a lifetime level pun.
tHeSiD ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:49:29 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't get it.
STARCHILD_J ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:46:13 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
(Edit: I am wrong about meaning of love.)
In tennis, Love means the score is tied. So it can be interpreted as essentially being nothing. Kn0thing is who the tennis player, Serena Williams, is dating. So to this tennis player, love(in the literal sense) means/is the reddit co-founder Kn0thing. And when she plays tennis, Love is nothing
cromonolith ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:17:44 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Love doesn't mean the score is tied. It literally means "a score of zero" or "nil". If the score in a game is 30-0, you say it's "thirty love". If it's 0-40, you say it's "love forty", and so on.
So there's no interpretation necessary. In tennis, love literally means nothing.
STARCHILD_J ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:38:10 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn i knew I should have went on Google to make sure I wasn't wrong. Thanks for the correction
tHeSiD ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:07:49 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks!
STARCHILD_J ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:10 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No prob!
oldsecondhand ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 21:32:14 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If I had money, I would give you reddit-diamond.
bigjayrulez ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:14:00 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But would /u/nardosmarbles say yes?
10987654321blastoff ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 21:14:15 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boooooooooo
DOWNVOTE!!!
CrippledOrphans ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:30:37 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought it was incredibly clever.
piggvar ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:20:48 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why? It's a good joke.
diatonix ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:42:34 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Comment of the [time period]
powerbrows ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:35:06 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Three of my arteries just closed up with the amount of cheese you just dished out.
the_noodle ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:20:21 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
r/bestofpuns
almdudler26 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:47:16 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is perfect.
CrazyBanana666 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:07:07 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the best joke in the world
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:07:58 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What is love
Slidshocking_Krow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:22 on December 31, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Baby don't hurt me
theghostofme ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:53:22 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want to groan, to tell dad to get the fuck off Reddit, but damn it, now I'm too proud to even be mad at you.
Exastiken ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:40:34 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dad...
Spockthevulcan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:21:07 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's fucking amazing.
anazem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:31:07 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Punbeatable.
dreamykidd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:17 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is probably the best pun I have ever witnessed and probably ever will witness. Thank you.
TotesMessenger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:43 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a bot, bleep, bloop. Someone has linked to this thread from another place on reddit:
If you follow any of the above links, please respect the rules of reddit and don't vote in the other threads. (Info / Contact)
PreviouslySaydrah ยท 596 points ยท Posted at 20:09:05 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So Serena... did he create this 16 days ago from your account so that you'd have your own subreddit for your engagement story once he proposed? If so, CLEVER.
chanmancan ยท 209 points ยท Posted at 20:38:40 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unless preemptively creating subreddits is the new "where's my ring?!"
business_time_ ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 23:40:30 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you like it then you should put a subreddit on it!
๐ถoh oh ohhh oh oh oh..๐ถ
DimplePudding ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:02:13 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
o/' If you liked it, then you should've put an upvote on it... o/'
GMD0301 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:05 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cadence is off for the word subreddit.
mindfu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:14 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If only there were more single ladies on Reddit.
junkmutt ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:38:38 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Probably with the cofounder of reddit.
Ihaveanusername ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:09:02 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Cause if you liked it, then you should have made a sub on it"
alwaysdownvoted2hell ยท 72 points ยท Posted at 23:26:05 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also, how does a post on a sub no one has ever heard of get enough momentum to hit the top of /r/all ?
PreviouslySaydrah ยท 89 points ยท Posted at 00:11:50 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because it's been linked to all over the internet because this is a major news story and they cleverly strategized to break the news exclusively on reddit :)
inthedrink ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 02:29:07 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well it is a news story at least.
NvaderGir ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:48:46 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Alexis Ohanian' was trending before 'Serena Williams' on Twitter, so yeah lot of people were surprised to find out they were dating (and now engaged).
darrenphillipjones ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:17:27 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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DoNot_GuildMe ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:05:57 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
See: fiance (co-founder)
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:21:17 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Honey now that I proposed I have a bigger surprise! I made you your very own subreddit!"
"God damn I love you you big nerd."
ITS__HIGH__NOON ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:44:55 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What an elaborate plan for posting to Reddit
Hederbomb ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:38:02 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also a 3 year old account with no activity.
hmblmfkrwitabgassdik ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:28:34 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
that's what i thought at first but it doesn't say he did it today. he probably did it a few weeks ago and they chilled in europe for awhile and did some planning etc.
benso87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:54 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm guessing they made the sub on the day they got engaged and then waited a couple weeks to announce it.
eat_my_sporks ยท 2343 points ยท Posted at 19:12:18 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Am I the only one who had no idea this was a thing?
congratulations!
[deleted] ยท 1887 points ยท Posted at 20:16:34 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This subreddit is just 16 days old and the only moderators are u/serenawilliams and u/kn0thing.
FancySack ยท 839 points ยท Posted at 20:22:18 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Conspiracy!
OrangeC_rush ยท 704 points ยท Posted at 20:45:45 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, to be honest here, isn't this how subreddits are formed organically? They got engaged and wanted to share their proposal story, realized there could be a subreddit for exactly that type of thing, and then they made it? I know you're probably being sarcastic but I think it's endearing that the co-founder of reddit started his own subreddit like this.
dogbreath101 ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 22:07:45 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
so if it was just 2 people in a sub how the fuck does it have so many upvotes and managed to get 19th on /r/all
JBlitzen ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 23:03:15 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Looks like they xposted it to bestof and some other subs, which is valid.
[deleted] ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 23:28:37 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Z0di ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:40:14 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
it is but they're also famous. it was going to happen anyway.
MagiKarpeDiem ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:28:32 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man, wonder how that guy got so good at Reddit.
inthedrink ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:27:14 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Their people likely did. The linked subs by the bot in this thread weren't posted by them.
It wouldn't be hard for the founder of the site to create a stir in his own network without gaming anything. Or also by gaming it.
commodore32 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:49:34 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He is an admin. He probably just edited the database.
ThatsMyHoverboard ยท 98 points ยท Posted at 21:33:29 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So were they already were engaged and did this just for publicity/to share it?
OrangeC_rush ยท 184 points ยท Posted at 21:39:44 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, I'm thinking kn0thing and Serena had the idea of sharing their engagement on reddit. That idea evolved into making their own subreddit for people to share their own engagements. I imagine after getting engaged they spent some time with loved ones celebrating and sharing the news, while making the subreddit shortly after getting engaged to hold the subreddit name.
[deleted] ยท 168 points ยท Posted at 22:27:19 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're telling me... the founder of Reddit wanted to use reddit to announce his engagement instead of facebook or whatever? Nonsense!
Mikey_B ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:04:27 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man, TMZ/ESPN missed one hell of an obvious scoop there. Makes you question the quality of their investigative journalism.
freezingbyzantium ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:05:55 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So they didn't even tell us first? I have to say I'm a little hurt.
JewWithGardenBeans ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 00:24:15 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No no, they got engaged in order to promote this subreddit, obviously.
SuburbanLegend ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:53 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My guess is homeboy created her account and the sub around the time that he bought the ring or finalized the proposal plans or something.
stalkedthelady ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:11:15 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
r/JustEngaged/ is already a thing where people post their "I said yes" stories FYI
beverlycrushher ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:36:15 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, but there was already a sub for it. /r/justengaged has been around for years.
RubyRhod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:49 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
.
FancySack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:26 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes but "conspiracy" often has a sinister context.
Ihaveanusername ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:44 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uncle Guggie?
mm242jr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:36:57 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They're cooking up something formed organically alright.
ginyuforce ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 20:45:43 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And they would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids
badcookies ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:11:20 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The real crazy thing though, is how did this organically get to the front page of /r/all from a sub w/o any previous users or posts?
OMGROTFLMAO ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:25:47 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is that French for "karma whoring?"
cynoclast ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:47:57 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shameless website promotion and media manipulation of social sites for advertising dollars. No way!
Note the logos.
v0x_nihili ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:16:21 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Time to get the popcorn out!
Snowda ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:34:15 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This needs to go to karma court!
johnbutler896 ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 22:38:17 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait what the fuck? the Serena Williams is marrying that Reddit dude?
C22H30N6O4S ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 20:56:09 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
r/isaidno/ has been around for over a year though?
IVIaskerade ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 00:08:03 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This isn't Alexis' first shot.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:51:21 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, but that's actually Serena Williams and Kn0thing is a co-founder of reddit.
So I guess it's okay.
FSharpwasntfree ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:25:30 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Worst subreddit-killer ever if she would have said no.
OMGROTFLMAO ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:48:19 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is this the same u/kn0thing who fired victoria from r/AMA ?
flashmedallion ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:01:51 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus, this is going all the way to the Supreme r/KarmaCourt
daybreaker ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:25:18 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As a mod of r/disney, about half of the posts there can get xposted here now. So many engagement pics from in front of the castle.
AND I NEVER TIRE OF THEM. DISNEY MAGIC IS REAL.
InvadingBacon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:22 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is it the real S. Willams?
NationalismFTW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:45 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's pretty magical how this just jumped onto the front page...
AttainedAndDestroyed ยท 324 points ยท Posted at 20:32:02 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is /u/serenawilliams THE Serena Williams?
In that case, holy shit.
KandiGamez ยท 186 points ยท Posted at 20:40:26 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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graysonneal14 ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 22:39:08 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She's had a Reddit account for 3 years, too. This is her first post.
[deleted] ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 23:48:21 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's possible that /u/kn0thing gave her an inactive account.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:32:02 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yeah I'd be surprised if serenawilliams word for word did not exist.
oysterpirate ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:54:56 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now that's family heirloom material right there
nopunchespulled ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 22:55:45 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
wow being a creator of reddit is a lot more lucrative than I thought it would be
sparkle_dick ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:45:13 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They were seen together at the Olympics this year, but yeah, don't think there's been any big media coverage of it.
HoodieGalore ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:47:43 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, that's something else, lol. Actually pretty cool!
[deleted] ยท 94 points ยท Posted at 21:50:36 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.cnn.com/2016/12/29/entertainment/serena-williams-engaged-alexis-ohanian/
Yeah
massivedam ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 22:14:00 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
swiggity swooty
doge_ex_machina ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 22:05:57 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait what the
1-281-3308004 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:39 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How has no one else claimed that username yet
Seventytvvo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:55 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Woah... had no idea. Congrats to them.
Werner__Herzog ยท 134 points ยท Posted at 20:04:55 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You mean, marriage? It's been a thing for a while now.
TheSuspiria ยท 176 points ยท Posted at 20:09:19 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think he meant Ohanian and Serena. Let's not bullshit around, Serena is like a superstar... Ohanian is just internet superstar.. kinda... but not really.
Werner__Herzog ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 20:13:57 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know, I'm just being a smart-ass.
Yeah, they are a pretty interesting pairing...I was surprised when I heard they were dating, too. And I'm doubly surprised by the engagement.
hustl3tree5 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:24:18 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm genuinely happy when odd couples get together no matter how far apart they can be from each other. It just shows how we are all human beings no matter our star power and for them to meet just shows you never know who you're gonna fall for.
Br00ce ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:13 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
pls dumb down your ass so we can all follow along thx
zrednaz ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:35:39 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I for one had not heard of him before.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:59:53 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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aeatherx ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:03:46 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hold my wedding ring, I'm going in!
Werner__Herzog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:04 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First of all, this is still a thing? Secondly, I'm in the thing!
B-Double ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:33 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Catch the bouquet, I'm going in.
Racheldkane ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 19:59:15 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had no idea they were a thing, but now that I know, I LOVE it.
tripled153 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:10:00 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I found this shit hard to believe and googled it. Apparently they were dating for a year.
alpacafarts ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:48:49 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's okay. I just found out this past spring. I commented on a video of Serena's speech when she won SI's Athlete of the Year last year.
I said she is amazing, then kn0thing replied o it saying she truly is. Later someone messaged me telling me that kn0thing is Alexis and that he and Serena were dating. Needless to say I was: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oPk9jiP6RUg
rab_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:55:21 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First reaction was that this started on 4chan as a joke to fuck with Reddit... then I made my way here.
Second reaction is that this is absolutely epic!! I met Alexis in a bar in D.C. -- he bought a round of shots to everyone who was there. Huge CONGRATS to both of you! Hoping someone returns the favor with engagement shots tonight.
infinitezero8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:03 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chiming in to say I had no idea. Until I saw this post, even then I thought it was a joke.
kn0where ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:16 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm OK with this.
frientlywoman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:43 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're definitely not the only one lol.
Congratulations to the happy couple though! :D
KardiakDad25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:15 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am a potato named Bob! Sorry just felt like being a lil random ;0p haha!
Edit: Ok so apparently judging by whoever downvoted me, jokes aren't allowed now? Nice...
Menteure ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 20:03:02 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Funny how you can guess a person's age based on just a few words
FancySack ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:23:47 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Reddit has no sense of humor" -- unfunny people that think they're funny
KardiakDad25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:28 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh really? F*cking guess then
MoparMogul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:04 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
::holds up spork::
Lt-SwagMcGee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:36 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holds up spork
redchanstool ยท 210 points ยท Posted at 20:12:13 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Someone put Drake on suicide watch
Congrats to the lovely couple, all the best!
Kingbuji ยท 64 points ยท Posted at 22:43:47 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Drake got j-lo now
redchanstool ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 23:05:21 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow you ain't lying, this is very much new news, why didn't I get a CNN Breaking News alert on my phone about this? No but for real can't wait to here the 'banging' music they're gonna make
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:34:43 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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notsurewhatiam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:33 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fake news is still news
OrcaGlass ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:44:40 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Implying he hasn't been on there for a good bit now
RaN96 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:24:41 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's with Jennifer Lopez right now so I say he's fine.
BrianDawkins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:21 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's got Jlo and Rihanna
blackb0xes ยท 855 points ยท Posted at 19:25:31 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SERENA PLEASE DO AN AMA IN /R/TENNIS
Edit: And congratulations on your engagement. I'm a huge fan and very happy for you both!
SmileyFace-_- ยท 294 points ยท Posted at 21:09:38 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She's too busy getting married dude.
tense_or ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 21:14:42 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, she should at least wait until the honeymoon.
ocicataco ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:35:27 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because they're getting married right now...
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:57:32 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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CashWho ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:12:44 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
not now dude.
TheGoobKid ยท 153 points ยท Posted at 21:21:36 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait so Serena Williams is dating the founder of Reddit and had no AMA after having an account for 3 years? Cmon guys what are you doing ?
blue_jay_jay ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 23:21:22 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have a feeling we will be seeing more of Serena around here.
ChunkyLaFunga ยท 77 points ยท Posted at 00:12:33 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And then, once she gets to know us, a lot less.
HelpAmAlive ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 02:16:36 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This made me laugh so ridiculously hard.
Neoncow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:07 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reddit could be Alexis' crazy cousin persona.
the_noodle ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:21:37 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's probably an inactive account that got reclaimed
๐๏ธ serenawilliams ยท 10015 points ยท Posted at 18:33:07 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I came home
A little late
Someone had a bag packed for me
And a carriage awaited
Destination: Rome
To escort me to my very own "charming"
Back to where our stars first collided
And now it was full circle
At the same table we first met by chance
This time he made it not by chance
But by choice
Down on one knee
He said 4 words
And
r/isaidyes
BaronVonCrunch ยท 1241 points ยท Posted at 19:51:06 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Final score: one love
jack188817 ยท 198 points ยท Posted at 22:31:23 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats your BBC famous
I saw this on the BBC and thought you should see it:
Serena Williams engaged to Reddit co-founder - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38464603
http://i.imgur.com/D8aRuQI.png
[deleted] ยท 159 points ยท Posted at 23:26:45 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Sythus ยท 74 points ยท Posted at 23:30:33 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, how did they get tennis scoring wrong?
MackLuster77 ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 02:53:50 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One love isn't a tennis score. Love-love is.
[deleted] ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 03:35:33 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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MackLuster77 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:03:23 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not quite.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tennis_scoring_system
http://i.imgur.com/gcdJW3P.png
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 06:06:58 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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MackLuster77 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:23:13 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I do both. There's a difference between what's said and what the score is. If it's 30-15, we say 3-5, because it's shorthand. It doesn't mean the actual score isn't a thing.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:23:02 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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MackLuster77 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:24:40 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You keep saying no one says things when I know plenty of people who do. You have an overblown sense of certainty.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:36:35 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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SeorgeGoros ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:36:35 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No one says one-love in tennis. That's a reggae thing.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:37:31 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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SeorgeGoros ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:00:20 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't wanna watch a tennis match
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:02:00 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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SeorgeGoros ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:10 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know most people don't say love-1/1-love when the set scores are 0-1/1-0.
rlft ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:20:09 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
deleted What is this?
OnAMissionFromDog ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:25:00 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
uh
FixinThePlanet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:53:55 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/isaidyes/comments/5kycyr/i_said_yes/dbrl41a
WillemDafuq_ ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 23:48:00 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He doesn't have a BBC.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:23:50 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
he does now
BaronVonCrunch ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:48:08 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eh, I like "one love" better than "love-love", but nothing ruins romance faster than semantics. :)
mm242jr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:34:32 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His famous what??? Don't keep us in suspense.
slaterous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:01:04 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Christ. Journalism has really evolved.
FixinThePlanet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:53:48 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think that was this comment's edit:
https://www.reddit.com/r/isaidyes/comments/5kycyr/i_said_yes/dbrl41a
kn0thing ยท 9636 points ยท Posted at 19:23:44 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And you made me the happiest man on the planet.
Edit: you're also a really cute Snoo. As I was drawing this for you, I thought, "our Snoos should go out on a date sometime."
jenniepeterson ยท 2087 points ยท Posted at 19:28:52 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
grossssssss
I mean, congrats :) You will immediately be asked if you have a date and each of your families will ask how many people they can invite. Good luck.
Edit: something-something the score is love-love
[deleted] ยท 280 points ยท Posted at 22:17:37 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Xerxys ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 23:40:20 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not the ending I was expecting.
promiseimnotonreddit ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:10:21 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
they're going to have the cutest kids of all time
derivedintegral ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:23 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just want to see the snoos snog.
Beagle_Bailey ยท 464 points ยท Posted at 19:54:52 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The date! The location! The invite list! THE DRESS!!
So many questions to be asked immediately after an engagement is announced.
-ROCC- ยท 1699 points ยท Posted at 20:22:01 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everyone on reddit is automatically invited.
Vela_Pacas ยท 395 points ยท Posted at 20:43:03 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Like the mexican quinceaรฑera Rubi?
-ROCC- ยท 99 points ยท Posted at 20:47:49 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly.
ThatsMyHoverboard ยท 108 points ยท Posted at 21:31:51 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But with possible danger since it's Redditors.
moyetes ยท 114 points ยท Posted at 22:01:07 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
1 man died in that quinceaรฑera party
ostiarius ยท 91 points ยท Posted at 22:04:45 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Amateurs.
monkwren ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 00:08:46 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A wedding without at least 3 deaths is a dull affair.
SgtSlaughterEX ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:07:26 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
it is knOwn.
moyetes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:49 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
actually the guy was 66 years old
Swagged_Out_Custar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:58:49 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Last time I went to a cousins Quince, there was 16 of us.
LasigArpanet ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 23:30:01 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He was drunk and got trampled by a horse. I'm surprised an event that big had hardly no other trouble besides that...
moyetes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:54:21 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
as a mexican, I'm surprised too. I thought there would be some kind of riot by stupid folks wanting to steal some minutes of the stupid fame from the quinceaรฑera
xokidxo ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:34:23 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inb4 "hurr durr la fiesta es una cortina de humo para ocultar el gasolinazo"
ohip ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:44:31 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A reddit wedding without at least three deaths is considered a dull affair.
Vela_Pacas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:11 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I heard there were 2 dead.
FSUnoles77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:22 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody eat the brownies.
AdmiralAkbar1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:25:34 on December 31, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't worry, if at least two redditors announce that they're going, all the others will stay home to avoid the possibility of social interaction.
asstasticbum ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:15:35 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Happy 4th Cakeday /u/-ROCC-
-ROCC- ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:36:33 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Woo hoo!! Thanks!
Thrillar_villar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:32:46 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Some horse killed a dude, surely we can top that
ZombieDib ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:08:29 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ugh.. puta Rubi
Thybro ยท 70 points ยท Posted at 20:50:05 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
On second thought let's not go to a Reddit wedding. 'Tis a silly place.
TheFrodo ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 01:31:44 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reddit wedding is too similar sounding to red wedding for me to be comfortable
Thybro ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 01:44:09 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The_donald sends its regards"
TheFrodo ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 01:47:41 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The memes will be dank, The upvotes will flow orange, and we will put this mess behind us!"
theghostofme ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 22:58:59 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You wouldn't even need name tags to help identify the actual guests from "those people from that web thing Alexis does." The potent combination of Axe poorly masking their body odor and a desperation to talk to a "grill" that hasn't been "this strong since that last bitch friendzoned you," every Redditor who shows up is going to be easy to spot.
Oh, Jesus, now I'm picturing a bunch of neckbeards in fedoras, guffawing haughtily as they throw out "The narwhal bacons at midnight, good sir" in stage whispers so that everyone around them will hear, making them feel like they're in on some super secret club.
-ROCC- ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:08:36 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, that's just a generalization.
PirateMud ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:17:34 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You've seen the Baltimore pic right?
-ROCC- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:30 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, should I?
Harudera ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:55:22 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No.
You should be thankful you haven't.
theghostofme ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:17:31 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The 2012 Baltimore Reddit Meetup.
That distinct lack of self-awareness is what I was talking about (albeit with an obvious over-exaggeration).
new-mustard-lover ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:19:17 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
what the actual fuck, why do most of them have their tits out?
theghostofme ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:14:39 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just one of the many questions posed since someone posted the picture after the meetup.
-ROCC- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:04:37 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm wondering this too since this was pre-Harambe. Interesting...
Atmoscope ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:11:04 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ya I'm curious right now. I think it was a meetup
anxious_ibex ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:13:05 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's an idea.
A wedding where none of the guests can find a date to bring
Yodamanjaro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:34:00 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd bring my mother.
GreyReanimator ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:03:35 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ooo I can't wait! I love weddings! ๐
imdungrowinup ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:18:21 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are a weirdo.
GreyReanimator ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:22:22 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aww thanks!
Weekndr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:39 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Really? Even the flat earth society guy?
-ROCC- ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:04:01 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We all have weird relatives. It's just for a weekend.
Weekndr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:16 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Please tell me you didn't
-ROCC- ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:08:05 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I dadn't
Log_in_Password ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:30 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Have you seen the reddit meetup pictures? Nobody wants that at their wedding.
GetsGold ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:34 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How many waifus can I bring? And will 'ritos be served?
davidreiss666 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:27:36 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sure /u/Kn0thing will look good in THE DRESS.
porpoiseoflife ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:00:51 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But will we ever agree on what color it is...
Stoppels ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:59 on December 31, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We've been through this, IT'S PURPLE and that's the end of it!
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:42:41 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
deleted What is this?
AdmiralSkippy ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:14:50 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is something I wasn't prepared for. People kept telling me to propose, and when I finally did I thought "Good, now they can shut up." As soon as people found out, and I mean immediately after they found out they asked "when's the date?"
...How the fuck should I know? We've been engaged for a day.
aksumals ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:05:50 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Then it'll be "when are you having kids?"
At the wedding.
imdungrowinup ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:52:49 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know what's gross? The fact that there is a very high probability that u/kn0wthing might actually call her snoo instead of babe or any other endearment.
billnye97 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:50:40 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deuce.
Dwychwder ยท 185 points ยท Posted at 20:07:59 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This was pretty much the most unexpected thing I've ever seen.
LoadingBeastMode ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:09:14 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
2016 works in mysterious ways
atlantatide411 ยท 592 points ยท Posted at 20:16:59 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How does a reddit co-founder end up hanging out with Serena Williams? I'd be just as surprised if I found out your best friend was Tom Brady. I mean no offense his accolades far surpass mine, but they're a dime a dozen compared to Serena's.
[deleted] ยท 74 points ยท Posted at 20:30:20 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*Kirk Cousins... Alexis knows what I mean.
CarlGauss ยท 85 points ยท Posted at 20:43:24 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its really weird seeing your user name outside of /r/nygiants and /r/nfl Its like running into one of your co-workers at your local grocery store. Like I know in principle you they gotta get groceries, but it still feels really out of place.
At least your comment was football related.
[deleted] ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 21:09:59 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When you ain't in the office, you still talk shop.
darkpaladin ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:30:26 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May Alexis and Serena share a love that approaches that of Kirk and Julie, sadly no love may surpass theirs.
atlantatide411 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:28 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kirk is having a great yesr, but he's far from a Tom Brady.
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 21:27:19 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But Kirk's love for Julie surpasses Tom.
doge_ex_machina ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:08 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He likes that?
Zeerover- ยท 217 points ยท Posted at 21:00:17 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not odd at all, since people with similar ethos and traveling in similar circles end up meeting and becoming friends all the time. That it moved on from that is maybe surprising, but love works in mysterious ways.
Maybe Serena took the advice of u/YungSnuggie and went looking for someone from Silicon Valley.
YungSnuggie ยท 420 points ยท Posted at 21:05:45 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WAIT WAIT WAIT HOL UP
kn0thing really bagged serena? REALLY? REALLY
even drake couldnt lock that down
OrionsGucciBelt ยท 162 points ยท Posted at 22:14:23 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
as if drake wanted to lol
not hating on serena, she a bad thang, fine as hell, thick as fuck
YungSnuggie ยท 286 points ยท Posted at 22:14:58 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
u right
drake is a hoe
SeryaphFR ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 23:20:10 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/blackpeopletwitter is leaking
YungSnuggie ยท 113 points ยท Posted at 23:53:16 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
unlike BPT im actually black
trigaderzad2606 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 00:45:36 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So BPT is white people teaching other white people how to be black? lol
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 01:44:38 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not really, it's white people that appreciate our humour and most of them are really funny
improbablewobble ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:45:10 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BPT is such a weird thing. People constantly make fun of it for being all white, and in the threads you'll see people complaining about being actually black but being accused of being white. The world is upside down.
PM_Me_Steam_Games_Yo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:37 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As a black man, everything white people say is correct.
beatkid ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:12:43 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is YungSnuggie you cock nobbler.
labortooth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:20:29 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
From /r/NBA lore
TheHolimeister ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:33:25 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/u/YungSnuggie was the first to educate me on the ins and outs of the NBA hoe game.
Nebresto ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:50:23 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
hotline bling? more like hoeline bling amirite
sorry
OrionsGucciBelt ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:19:43 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
mans got the best hit list in the industry tho, he knocked j lo off right before she got too saggy i cant even be mad
YungSnuggie ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 22:27:11 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
j lo is hispanic she's got another decade of hot in her
the older the berry the sweeter the juice
OrionsGucciBelt ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 22:43:13 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
nigga its the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice ๐ค
kultureisrandy ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:11:48 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The blacker the berry, the bigger I shoot.
YungSnuggie ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:36:49 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yea she blacker than a motha fucka too
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:19 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's the Halle the Berry.....
jtet93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:58:03 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Drake is dating JLo so...
derpface360 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 00:05:45 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Killaah. West side redditaaah.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:08:18 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
CTID16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:46:07 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
caroline
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:26:33 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
found the idiot
OrionsGucciBelt ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:09:01 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're learning how mirrors work, good for you.
samurilincoln ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:59 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Should have, dudes with Jlo now, got 5 kids n shit
Gopostal10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:26 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I really want to give you gold, but im so fucking broke rn. My Coworker and I laughed for like 5 fucking minutes straight reading that shit.
God_of_Illiteracy ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:25:12 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SWEET CHRISTMAS SHE TOOK YOUR ADVICE!
YungSnuggie ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 21:29:14 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
holy fuckc
i did this
WHERE'S MY WEDDING INVITE ALEXIS
I MADE YALL FUCK WIT ME
God_of_Illiteracy ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 21:31:00 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/u/kn0thing you gotta invite /u/YungSnuggie. It is only fair.
YungSnuggie ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 21:35:18 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
do it 4 the culture alexis
pteridoid ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:47:50 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What advice was this? What does /u/YungSnuggie have to do with Serena Williams?
YungSnuggie ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 21:48:44 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
a couple years ago i made a post on /r/nba about the pitfalls of the hoe game and i made a suggestion that if u have money u should fuck around in your tax bracket, citing silicon valley. seems like serena took my advice
pteridoid ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:01:26 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, I remember that now. It was funny. But also true.
riddle_me_this1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:31:06 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They're both rich af, but Serena is worth like 80mn while he's worth less than 5 I think.
YungSnuggie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:30:24 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
now i aint sayin he a gold digger
Raiden627 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:11 on January 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
But she messing around with some potential rich niggaz
splashtonkutcher ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:19:36 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
is that why he got a serena lookalike in hotline bling... teach me the ways uncle snuggie
maskdmirag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:37 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
mr Popcorn himself... huh. weird
zgarbas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:53:06 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Could you be demeaning towards famous people in a place where those people aren't actually watching? It's their engagement thread ffs
YungSnuggie ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:16:44 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
maaaaan if u dont
kinkakinka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:05:49 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.cnn.com/2016/12/29/entertainment/serena-williams-engaged-alexis-ohanian/
cubedG ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:28:16 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's where my mind is
YungSnuggie ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 21:29:33 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
honestly im just surprised anyone involved with the creation of reddit has had sex
i just assumed this place was run by basement dwelling shitposters
but hey maybe serena is a shitposter too
i could see her fuckin up /r/me_irl between matches
cubedG ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:34:59 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Guessin more of a /r/wholesomememes kinda gal
YungSnuggie ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:36:40 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
idk dude some of the most normie people can secretly have rly meta taste in memes
im talkin some str8 post ironic shit
HothHanSolo ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 23:13:27 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You and I have different impressions of software company founders and elite athletes.
Zeerover- ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:27:46 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You and I have different ideas of what ethos means :)
The fact that one started out as a pro athlete and the other in Silicon Valley doesn't mean they don't share the same ethos.
Although I don't know them, a quick internet search reveals that both want to effect change on the world, u/serenawilliams has built schools in Kenya through her foundation, u/kn0thing has worked with microfinance through Kiva, and social activism on a wide range of issues.
Elite athletes are more than their sport, and not all software company founders are like Sean Parker and Steve Jobs.
HothHanSolo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:53:15 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But you're making the opposite case. You referred to them as people with "similar ethos".
You also claimed that they traveled in similar circles. You haven't demonstrated either of those things (if humanitarianism was at the centre of their ethos, they wouldn't be an elite athlete and a software executive, would they?).
fnord_happy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:46:53 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude rich people hang out with other rich people. Its that simple
gimpwiz ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:37:43 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/1ulxb4/comment/cejo53z
Bonus: https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/1ulxb4/comment/cek51sd
FutureThr0waway ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:17:44 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am so glad this post came into my life.
The best part about that bonus is that he's talking about goddamn Helen of Troy.
olegos ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:53:22 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love how you have that post saved.
FkIForgotMyPassword ยท 92 points ยท Posted at 22:24:16 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just really hope he didn't edit her answer to "yes" after she said "no".
freekizito ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 04:01:43 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This isn't the guy that does the edits.
edit__police ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 07:18:29 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yea thats /u/spez
CoffeeHamster ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:55:24 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Relevant username
nicelittleliz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:58 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are going to hell for this, and I am right behind you! :D
LuffyTheAstronaut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:44 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Too soon ( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
ministryofsound ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 00:07:47 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man she is so out of his league it isn't even funny
BrocanGawd ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 23:06:06 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
$$$
TheDataWhore ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:48:38 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd have thought she'd have more.
BrocanGawd ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:51:03 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Point is they both have a lot.
OMGROTFLMAO ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:12:39 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rich people doing rich people shit.
LocalForumTr0LL ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:58:44 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
seriously, anyone have the story on how they met?
imdungrowinup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:45 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She said in her comment that they met accidentally in Rome.
kevinkm77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:07 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
People don't marry people's accomplishments for true love.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:20 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IN ROME, AT A TABLE, BY CHANCE.
triplehelix_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:27 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
wealthy people rub elbows with other wealthy people.
IONTOP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:41 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alex is from the DC area, Serena was on the Washington Kastles so possibly through that.
myrptaway ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 21:56:16 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They both shill for Hillary pretty hard. They probably met at one of her shill parties.
[deleted] ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 22:17:14 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know the election's over, right?
GeorgeAmberson63 ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 22:21:23 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, but it's far easier to bag on Hillary than answer for Trump.
bobsotherson ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:45:05 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, that's easy: 1 he was right all along! 2: he was just kidding, can't you take a joke? And it's like 99.995% response 2.
agareo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:19 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes but they clearly met before the election
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:18:37 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm responding to the "shill" nonsense lol, some of these Trump supporters have nothing to be angry about anymore so they're clinging onto the shill stuff as long as possible.
myrptaway ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 22:28:30 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And? People are wondering how they met. That's one thing they both have in common, mongo.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 22:29:19 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh nah I was just wondering why you were still so bitter.
myrptaway ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:42 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're the one that's crying like a bitch because I mentioned Hillary, puto.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:32:49 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mhm ๐
IBetThisIsTakenToo ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 22:23:40 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So shill just has literally no meaning anymore, huh?
Also, just fucking be happy for people getting engaged for a minute, you fucking loser. Everything isn't about Hillary, damn.
brokenarrow ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:25:07 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is why we can't have nice things.
edit__police ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:19:09 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lol
carltoncarlton ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:29:24 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who is Serena Williams?
hmblmfkrwitabgassdik ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:50:05 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i'd rather be best friends with Serena and marry Tom Brady
source: am straight male
WigglestonTheFourth ยท 148 points ยท Posted at 20:12:10 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get a sub you two.
Wait... nevermind. Congrats!
dodgersbenny ยท 386 points ยท Posted at 20:48:22 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who just gifted, the co-founder of Reddit, Gold...
Edit: Oh that does it. (thank you!)
It's time for a gold war.
AmoebaMan ยท 156 points ยท Posted at 21:53:19 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll play! What are the rules?
avergejoe ยท 231 points ยท Posted at 21:54:54 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First comment is always skipped.
pm_me_a_cute_smile ยท 148 points ยท Posted at 21:59:56 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
in my case, every comment is skipped :c
sheikd ยท 55 points ยท Posted at 22:07:36 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's all about the timing
Greebo-Ogg ยท 142 points ยท Posted at 23:34:35 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which you didn't have.
CowardlyDodge ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 00:41:49 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hate this website so fucking much
BorderColliesRule ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:49:45 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You've been approved as a moderator for SRS
BMWS1000RR ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:38:13 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
tempted to gild you to spite him, but ...it's really hard to press that button you know?
sheikd ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:59:24 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not to make a "triggered did you just assume my gender" comment but I'm a her, not a him
steftim ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:02:22 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TRIGGERED
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:54:03 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And I did!
ayylmaooo0o ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:57:18 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
haha
Bitterbal95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:44:30 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mine is worse
MyOldNameSucked ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:48 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But you did.
cellojake ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:38:31 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Some people are late to the party
nevergotgold ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:23 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is that why you got skipped?
jokitheraccoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:26 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's all about the karma, literally give me karma
avergejoe ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:14:35 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or luck
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:29 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
LiquidAlb ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:29:26 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What does Reddit Gold do?
Pornandkarma ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:43:28 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You'll never know.
LiquidAlb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:13:51 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
iCri
Pornandkarma ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:17:38 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What does that mean? This website was not helpful... http://www.abbreviations.com/ICRI
LiquidAlb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:55 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I misspelled it, my bad.
jlhc55 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:27:39 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your mom
SpoonOfDestiny ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:33:26 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And luck
AwesomeAutumns ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:37:38 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seems to me like it's about not being two hours late
cellojake ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:38:33 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Some people are late to the party
cubfanbudman2015 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:26 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And execution
yourbrotherrex ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:59:32 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't speak so soon, bropher. Gotcha.
pm_me_a_cute_smile ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:43 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
mate you are a real mvp <3
yourbrotherrex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:21 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Go forth and glimmer!
zsxdflip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:02 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
in my case, every comment is gilded
davidgro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:26 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nice try.
happy_guy23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:39 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*Every other comment
steftim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:52 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In my case, my comment is skipped :/
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:59 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey I'm here for some gold fuckers
Wannabkate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:36 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And then gold the shit out of the second comment!
a_cool_username_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:45:25 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Having a cool username helps sometimes
moyetes ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:02:38 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was just thinking about that! 4 persons giving gold to him... looks nice but I'm pretty sure he already has gold (not only on his pockets)
k4llahz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:13 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its okay! View it as their uh.... Wedding gift!
RylanTheWalrus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:45 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bring it nerd
dodgersbenny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:23 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I already did dork, and it's not you
YungSnuggie ยท 632 points ยท Posted at 21:11:40 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHY ARE YOU ON REDDIT ALL DAY IF U WITH SERENA
I WOULDNT EVEN OWN A COMPUTER MY FACE WOULD BE 4 INCHES DEEP IN BOOTY ALL DAY
WHAT ARE YOU DOING MATE
WHY DO YOU EVEN HAVE A JOB YALL ARE LOADED
MY MAN U GLO'ED THE FUCK UP ON ALL OF US
GAME RECOGNIZE GAME AND I SEE U OUT HERE MY DUDE U A LEGEND IN THE STREETS NOW
10987654321blastoff ยท 133 points ยท Posted at 21:15:45 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stop shouting.
YungSnuggie ยท 492 points ยท Posted at 21:16:33 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IM NOT YELLING
THIS JUST HOW I TALK
A SHARK ATE ME
kurious_mind ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 21:49:35 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Someone's excitement is over the roof ๐ did you get your invitation yet?!?
SeryaphFR ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 23:21:44 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A MOTHERFUCKING SHARK ATE HIM
Nebresto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:58 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
oh shit, I forgot that everyone on reddit is automatically invited to the wedding. I gotta get a plane ticket!
10987654321blastoff ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:21:04 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What?
SadGhoster87 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:54:00 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IM NOT YELLING
THIS JUST HOW I TALK
A SHARK ATE ME
Chispy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:46:21 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ok
chicknsammich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:35 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YES THEY DESERVE TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL
Edit: uh not /u/kn0thing and /u/serenawilliams...you guys are cool...
blanesaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:13 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am not yelling
This is just the way I talk
A shark just ate me
Haiku'd TFY
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:35 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
TheMoves ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:16:42 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a countdown (10 9 8 7 6 etc) then the word blastoff so I'd imagine it's not too hard
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:22 on January 28, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Live a little!
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 23:31:41 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Plz let snuggie be the priest
spicy_boys ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 22:23:56 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus christ dude.
literallydontcaree ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:47:43 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Got halfway through this post and knew it was a snuggie post already. I echo your sentiments about being face in booty
DynamicDK ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:03:05 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He has a job for a reason similar to this: https://np.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/1x3q5h/paul_george_offered_a_stripper_one_million/cf7vl6i/
They have both worked for what they have, and will continue to work for what they still want. That is how they got to where they are.
rburp ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:09:04 on January 25, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
lmao. snuggie you fucking ledge
Elmonotheczar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:51:12 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We Really Outchea
NvaderGir ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:40:06 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Drake, calm down. Hennifer Lopez is waiting for you in the car.
brokenarrow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:27:54 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, yes, I recognize some of those words.
YungSnuggie ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 22:28:26 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
we get it you're white u want a cookie
tacopower69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:48 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
really weird to say that
purplearmored ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:10 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
These are the real questions
FixinThePlanet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:48:16 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you just refer to gaylubeoil lmao
hmblmfkrwitabgassdik ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:53:01 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
if that were the case you wouldn't be asking all those dumb questions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-G0xFZqFhtg
YungSnuggie ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:54:02 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
its called RHETORICAL mr man
hmblmfkrwitabgassdik ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:00:10 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
still dumb. for one she's busy and she's not going to quit her tennis career so he can have his face four inches in her ass all day every day.
haiduz ยท 362 points ยท Posted at 20:14:10 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not to rain in your parade but you really need to fix /R/all for breaking news.
I found out about this subreddit from a CNN notification.
But congrats on the upcoming marriage anyways. May your balls be forever yellow and never blue.
HeyT00ts11 ยท 169 points ยท Posted at 20:37:30 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It gets worse. I found out about this sub on Facebook just now.
[deleted] ยท 66 points ยท Posted at 20:54:35 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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sensation_ ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:31:54 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We scroll at the same time. Wohoo!
mangodrunk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:02:43 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I saw it on /r/dadjokes and thought it was pretty random.
jb2386 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:45 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All of this is because people hate the admins and downvote anything to do with them. So the posts don't rise as much.
Lupus-Yonderboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:19 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I saw the engagement on Facebook, went over here and was surprised that I had to scroll quite a bit to see anything about it on reddit
davidreiss666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:50 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's this Facebook you speak of?
KyleG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:11 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me too. I'm pretty glad I didn't know about it before, as I would get sucked into it.
kate500 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:25 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My son in finding out from my texting the link; surely finding out from your Mom out-worsts even Facebook? Eh, maybe not.
Congratulations u/serenawilliams & u/Kn0thing, wishing you much love & happiness in your shared future.
HelpAmAlive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:07 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haha, me too. Nothing about it on the FP which seemed odd considering all involved.
13gendarie-1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:25:00 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is a travesty
shitzandgigglez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:56:11 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For shame, BuzzFeed brought me here.
SandyDarling ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 21:26:33 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I found out about it on Twitter, it's trending topic #1
dtfinch ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:39:01 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I found this through Google News. First time I've seen them link to reddit.
princessajia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:01 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ditto!
mell87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:58 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I found out from TMZ
LeBronda_Rousey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:16 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same. Found out about this on sfgate and came here to find it.
LeSpiceWeasel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:08 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You silly goat, r/all isn't for news, it's for things like redditors getting married!
This "new algorithm" is bullshit.
Apatomoose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:52 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Got something against racquetball?
KyleG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:46 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait what the fuck, are you wishing kn0thing a bad case of jaundice?
the_noodle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:34 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
#2 all for me, works fine
NvaderGir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:55 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean it wasn't an active subreddit. She made this subreddit 16 days ago
kate_r7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:39 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
for me it was a CNN link on Twitter. Oh well, a great new sub-reddit by the Queen
RoboticChicken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:03:49 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I found out about it on /r/jokes.
iheartpostcards ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 19:54:55 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Match. Set. Love.
Mazal tov!
PizzaNietzsche ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:58 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*Molotov!
promiseimnotonreddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:31 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
that's it, right there! That's the wedding invite!
Actually he's Armenian and something tells me she's not Jewish so maybe not the "mazel tov" but that is the cutest fucking tennis pun
Chadwiko ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 19:32:54 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations mate. Time to make her a Washington Redskins fan, right?
OriginalSin22 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:43:16 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HTTR!
elendinel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:40:07 on December 31, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.
be_more_constructive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:59 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Didn't she date LaVar Arrington back in the day?
FSUnoles77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:34 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wouldn't that be considered domestic violence?
Chadwiko ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:50:37 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chris Thompson says no.
happinessinmiles ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 20:36:13 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Super happy for you both! :D I hope your Rome trip is/was magical!
See you over at /r/weddingplanning perhaps?
asstasticbum ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:16:54 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, /u/spez would just edit everything and there'd be no wedding.
kn0thing ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:23:29 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks! I've been getting a lot of great recommendations from redditors about wedding planning, seems fitting that I'd benefit from this community, too.
dryeraser ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 20:09:33 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
c0ngratz! /u/serenawilliams & /u/kn0thing
doxob ยท 80 points ยท Posted at 19:59:04 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
grats /u/serenawilliams and /u/kn0thing !!!
mrshatnertoyou ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 19:57:43 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey take a step back, I'm the happiest man on the planet and have held that record for over 20 years. Congrats and can't wait to see your doubles tennis videos.
KyleG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:45 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Probably not a good idea. I can't even get my wife to hit with me because the disparity is so great, and Serena and kn0thing prolly even further apart.
Marcellusk ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 20:37:55 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats! She said yes to one of the coolest guys I have ever met. I can soon say that I've eaten dinner with the husband of Serena Williams! haha
okyeswaitno ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:37:00 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations to you both! Love is a beautiful thing!
SavageStalker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:05 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Indeed it is, let's have a cheer for them both!!
nahhmeen ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 20:06:57 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations to the both of you. I have to say I had no idea you two were dating
TuffGenius ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:37:24 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So what was the final score? congrats!
UnidanX ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:28:50 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats, dude!
If you're ever in my area again, hit me up for some congratulatory drinks!
Scruffy213 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:02:10 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I miss you unidan. A few years ago was when I really got into Reddit and seeing your comments back then showed me how informative and resourceful this site could be. Although a lot of Reddit is similar today a significant piece of my Reddit experience left when you did (as a power user) and I just wanted to let you know that you have a very positive impact IMO. Wish you all the best.
Scruffy
kn0thing ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:34:09 on January 6, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks, Unidan! That was a memorable night. Appreciate the congratulations and I hope you and all your animal pals are well.
schoenen ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:43:54 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Amazing! Congratulations both of you :)
May you have a long and happy life together.
Cheers!
herohomicide ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:47:00 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations!
robin_capuz ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:29:29 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations.
So we have a mommy now?
MrRabbit ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:11:33 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow congrats guys! Super cool news, and what a place to do it!
2ply ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:27:21 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
well done, both of y'all!
chop2Dneck ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:40:30 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats. But if she loses the Australian Open it's your ass /u/kn0thing
quwertie ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:39:01 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Popcorn tastes good.
SharkGirl ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:29:09 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Huzzah! Hugs and congrats to you both.
bkries ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:36:56 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
congrats to you two!
up_um0p ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:51:59 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations!!
OldHippie ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:55:02 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nugs and hugs to you both!
iconfinder ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:00:58 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations!
bwaredapenguin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:07:33 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats dude!
notastoneramemelord ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:14:31 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats to you both
TooShiftyForYou ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:23:22 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, good work man!
Robotlollipops ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:24:14 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations!
wearywarrior ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:29:08 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations on your happiness!
jago81 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:32:53 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now you have to hear reddit's opinions on why marriage is a scam and only stupid people get married. It's only fair.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:39:07 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lol wtf keep this fruity shit off reddit /u/kn0thing
sheikd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:23:56 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was the cutest damn thing I've ever read, I think my heart just grew 3 sizes. Congrats to both of you!!!
beardicorn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:33:18 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When in Rome ;)
Congratulations to you both.
noseyappendage ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:01:45 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who the hell gives the cofounder gold? Isn't that like giving Gates a dollar?
JamesCMarshall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:45 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow even rich people can be super cringy and ridiculous
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:27:31 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You the man Alexis!!! Giving a light to us nerds everywhere
chinesefoodandamovie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:28:45 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations you two! Also I'm impressed that people are gilding the co-founder of Reddit.
kn0thing ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:28:14 on January 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It's like a nice wedding gift.
Player72 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:45:16 on January 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
If you say hi to me, I will upvote you.
kn0thing ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:09:51 on January 6, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Hello.
Player72 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:36 on January 6, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Here's your upvote. Congrats!
imdungrowinup ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:45:12 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Awwwwww. Congratulation guys. This is beautiful and the first thing I saw on the last day of 2016.
kn0thing ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:19:44 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you. Hope your '17 is everything for you and yours.
andreagassi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:57:41 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you going to convert her to a skins fan?
kn0thing ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:35:26 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Unlikely. She's a Dolphins owner. But she supports my habit.
andreagassi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:52 on January 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Well we need the support haha
sleevieb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:44:10 on December 31, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the best piece of internet in 2016.
Lolzzergrush ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:59:56 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now Kith
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:28 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/uEd4K
The_Revolutionary ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:25:01 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations
_peut-etre_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:40:27 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How is it that no one has thought to use her name as a username before?
txahoman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:42:56 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations to both of you!! :D
lowtone94 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:43:00 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations to you both Alexis and Serena
Pritzker ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:44:57 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's adorable. Congratulations, and all the best :-)
Thegoattombrady ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:46:49 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats!
Captain_CockSmith ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:20:37 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How does a low energy pseudo-nerd like you end up with someone leagues away from you? Sad!
thefrontpageofreddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:17 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Daaaaaad stahpppppppp
SarcasticOptimist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:23 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Game set matched.
xjayroox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:32 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Keep that in /r/aww you two
TotesMessenger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:50 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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illuminatedcandle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:40 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations!
888mphour ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:29 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love everything about this:
I love the subreddit, I love /u/serenawilliams' poem, I love the two adorable Snoos and I especially love that three redditors gilded you. Like, congrats, you can now go to /r/lounge?
illegal_deagle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:27 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
gayyyyyy
jomiran ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:23 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats man.
WriterV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:40 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HEY!
YOU GUYS SHOULD KISS
PizzaNietzsche ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:43 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't like either of you, but CONGRATULATIONS!!
Make it a great one!
doug3465 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:47 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats kn0thing!!!
goldgibbon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:22 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
These two posts are so cute! I'm so happy for you two! I hope you have a wonderful wedding
AdamBombTV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:38 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...Do I have to send YOU doughnuts now?
AkashicRecorder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:33 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get a private subreddit, you two.
user_82650 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:53 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYm7DqAAQpc
youtubefactsbot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:15 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
bot info
slowturtleboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:33 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
tell me how you feel after you jerk off
73297 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:02 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lol!
SourV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:22 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're the co founder? Give me gold please
HIs4HotSauce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:25 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Y'all know each other's reddit un?! Dat trust is real! ๐๐ป
VeritasWay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:39 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ewww get a room!
balanceofpower ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:12 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now that you've found your other half does this mean you'll have to change your account to /u/s0mething?
TheDuckSellsQuack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:09 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Divorce tastes good
WollyGog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:51 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can I come to the reception?
lupdike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:59 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats man.
WillTrivium ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:58 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats Alexis!
jpmcglone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:42 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can I go to the wedding? :)
anothalostpassword ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:22 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you're only in it for the money, you still love dick you faggot.
hmblmfkrwitabgassdik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:46 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
cheese tastes good
Crunketh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:31 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goood job mate
chrispdx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:43 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ack. This is pathetic. I'm gonna be sick. Congrats, you two.
Great-Band-Name ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:01 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
this is coming from a really good place in my heart: I really hope you guys can make it last. Sincerely!
Barkonian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:36 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's pretty gay dude...
HookersForDahl2017 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:53 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking toolbag, how about you give me some cash homie
MarlboroMundo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:11 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would like to be invited to the wedding. I'll bring Jolly Ranchers
disabledchipmunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:30 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haha no way Serena fucking Williams goes for cutesy shit like that.
Wonders will never cease.
Dr_Anzer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:38 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If I could, I'd take this fucking ring and shove it down your fucking finger."
PolarisOrbi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:55 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Awww, that's so sweet :3
gusthebus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:31 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is there already an /r/imarriedup? Congrats!
baby_corn_is_corn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:09 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did Reddit and Nike just get married?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:32 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Omg this is so cute.
iamPause ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:54 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did she really say "Yes", or did she you have /u/spez change her "No" to "Yes"? ;)
fuzzin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:45 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats!
ftk_rwn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:00 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
nobody cares, fuck off
aristocrat_user ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:20 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AWWWEEE...PLEASE KISS ALREADY!!
SirFrancisDashwood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:15 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations!
time4donuts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:32 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats!
throw_away0120 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:08 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHERES THE BOOTY ON THAT SNOOTY ;D
tydestra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:02 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I got married 5 yrs ago, my one pro tip is to use google docs to organize ideas, dresses etc. You two will probably have a marriage organizer, but still usable even among yourselves.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:32 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Awww whos idea was it to make a subreddit?
RPM_Rocket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:14 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats
IgnanceIsBliss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:16 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That is a really cute snoo. Is she single?
crimsonazuresun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:03 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations!
HelpAmAlive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:31 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That edit though... I'm actually light-headed from how adorable this is.
Qwirk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:18 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Care to share how you two met? Seems like two different worlds.
supaphly42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:28 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats man! I remember you from back in the early days of reddit. Glad you found someone to make you happy. Now head on over to /r/weddingplanning !
HisMajestyWilliam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:45 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alex, I am currently banned from /r/videos, /r/worldnews and /r/news for reasons roughly relating to commenting that I am a victim of Islamic terror and so expressing an anti-Islam sentiment.
For example the most recent banning is from /r/videos and it was for writing "I am excited to see Ankara get nuked". I was banned for "incitement to violence". As any one can see, being banned for writing a geopolitical commentary in light of Russian Ambassador Andrey Karlov's assignation in Turkey is incitement to violence somehow? Mods /u/jhc1415 and /u/NeedAGoodUsername orchestrated this banning from /r/videos as PMs reveal. I do not know what exactly their personal and religious backgrounds are.
Even if I was looking forward to fallout over Ankara, where am I inciting violence from any one? Where?
This targeting of innocent redditors like myself by mods for simply not liking a political religion is getting to frightening levels and the bannings from defaults subs has diminished my reddit experience.
I call on you to immediately parden these ridiculous bans, inform these zealous mods that they are stepping down and make these subs /r/videos, /r/worldnews and /r/news issue an apology for such targeting of freedom of thought.
So while the world marvels and lauds at your news, please do not forget us on the product you created who are currently being silenced and slaughtered by these Jihadists. As a survivor of the Armenian Genocide yourself Alex, I am sure you understand the slaughter the Caliphs are capable of. Please do not let my voice be wiped out under these mods again in history.
God speed Alex, un-ban me asap.
NeedAGoodUsername ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:28:09 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Proof or go home.
jhc1415 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:16:32 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
^
HisMajestyWilliam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:04 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/u/NeedAGoodUsername
Guys, tell the mod team at /r/videos to un-ban me now, it's not funny. You are being reported to the founder of reddit here and you could get lifetime bans for perverting site rules around open discussion.
Trying to look out for you.
NeedAGoodUsername ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:17:44 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Firstly, if you're going to accuse me of doing something I didn't do, and 'demand' to be let back in to a subreddit I moderate, I'm doing to want to see some proof first.
Secondly, the founder/admins will inform you that we, as subreddit moderators can run our subreddits how we want, and can ban anyone, for any reason.
Thirdly, it looks like you were banned for this comment
10 days ago, here's a direct link: https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/5j81j8/footage_of_russian_ambassador_shot_in_turkish/dbe7lj9/
Phylar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:05 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You served a slice into the outside where it was readily handled as she backhanded the ball into the opposite corner. How cute, you two can play doubles now.
fugazied ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:43 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man I needed some good news after the week we've had. This is great! Congratulations!
exasperated_dreams ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:12:21 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
congrats man, give everybody gold to celebrate or something
shimmyshimmyy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:20:31 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow true Reddit love โค๏ธ
bethereinfive ยท 173 points ยท Posted at 19:19:10 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats Sis <3 love you!
slapman ยท 96 points ยท Posted at 21:24:05 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Venus?
[deleted] ยท 54 points ยท Posted at 21:50:47 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Snuhmeh ยท 68 points ยท Posted at 22:02:40 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Her name is Ashley and she's a new reddit employee.
MorphineBear ยท 89 points ยท Posted at 00:01:16 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She sounds hideous.
ryohh ยท 122 points ยท Posted at 00:09:59 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
well she's a guy, so
photojoe ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:47:57 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
~Another reason people switch to State Farm.
RoboticChicken ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 08:09:03 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No. Look at the second entry.
herohomicide ยท 55 points ยท Posted at 19:26:35 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What a great way to tell us the news. I assume we're all invited to the wedding?
CordcutterQs ยท 170 points ยท Posted at 22:08:32 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Serena,
Congrats on your engagement!! I grew up watching tennis with my Mom's best friend and why I consider you my all time favorite athlete. She watches every single tennis match she possibly can, scheduling her limited vacation times around tournaments just to be able to watch every match. She dropped out of high school almost 35 years ago to support her family and works 70+ hours a week, sacrificing her health and free time to support them. One year she was lucky enough to win store of the year for the restaurant she manages and got to choose anywhere in the world she wanted to go and she chose the US Open. She had the time of her life getting to watch you and her "boyfriend" Rafa play.
Just this month she lost her dad to a heart attack and her sister to pneumonia. I just got home from her sisters funeral an hour ago. As you can guess it has been an awful Christmas season for her. Is there any way you could either send her a card or tennis ball to cheer her up? She waited for hours at the US Open to try and get her ball signed but couldn't get to you. I hope one day after college I will be able to take her to as many tournaments as I can, I would truly do anything for her. If you need proof of anything I would be more than happy to message you privately.
Thanks for giving me something to bond with her over the years and congrats on your new engagement! I know she'll be happy for you too!
CordcutterQs ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:13:11 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you whoever guilded my throwaway I've been using this week! I might have to start using this account more.
Really hoping she sees this, I probably should have tagged her other half so I guess it's better late than never /u/kn0thing
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:02:29 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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CordcutterQs ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 07:33:09 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just got a message from kn0thing, thanks for the offer!
Warlizard ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 22:41:41 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I opened up a brand new tab
To see what news would be
Lo and behold
With Reddit Gold,
Serena bride to be.
I wasn't shocked, nor much surprised
The knot she'd finally tie
But stunning me
I could not see,
That she would pick THAT guy.
I kid, I kid. Congrats to the both of you.
iampattym ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:43:34 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey aren't you the guy from the gaming forums?
im so sorry
Warlizard ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 01:44:46 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
เฒ _เฒ
And no you aren't.
Ophukk ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:07:08 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Neither am I.
Hey, aren't you that guy from that gaming forum?
e.letters
Warlizard ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:32:54 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
เฒ _เฒ
thelittleking ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:20:52 on December 31, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you that guy from the Arby's drive through
Warlizard ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:24:47 on December 31, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you. Now I want Arby's.
thelittleking ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:49:31 on December 31, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you want some of mine? They gave me an extra thing of curly fries.
Warlizard ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:04:04 on December 31, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm good. Thanks.
ObviouslyMeIRL ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:05:04 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The kn0t she'd finally tie?
Just kidding, man, well done.
Warlizard ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:59:51 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks buddy.
takeawalkwithme ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 21:03:28 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my God!!! Congratulations!! Pics please -don't hold back. This is honestly the best news to end a dreary 2016! Thank you u/serenawilliams and u/kn0thing for bringing a ray of light to our holidays and allowing Reddit to share in your joy.
TotesMessenger ยท 87 points ยท Posted at 20:02:07 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a bot, bleep, bloop. Someone has linked to this thread from another place on reddit:
[/r/bestof] /u/serenawilliams announces her engagement to /u/kn0thing
[/r/bestof] Serena Williams says yes to boyfriend Reddit cofounder Alexis Ohanian, writes about it in a poem.
[/r/mademesmile] Serena Williams writes an adorable poem to announce her engagement to /u/kn0thing
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obadetona ยท 109 points ยท Posted at 22:38:59 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WAIT THIS IS ACTUALLY SERENA WILLIAMS?!
CodenameMolotov ยท 88 points ยท Posted at 23:25:54 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Next: Elon Musk engaged to Ronda Rousey
SawRub ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:00:01 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Their kids would be smart, strong, and fuckin rich.
Ontoanotheraccount ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 22:50:59 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah is this not a joke? I was literally just talking about how attractive this woman is.
rathyAro ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 01:42:51 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Word. She's good at tennis too.
Baronstone ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:01:47 on January 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Slight understatement there
Guyote_ ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:41:12 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes
indeyego ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 18:57:27 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Serena my all time hero. I don't use reddit too much but have subbed to this! Look forward to seeing how your 2017 season goes. :)
TuffGenius ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 19:34:18 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So Alexis finally won a set - congrats!
depuis94 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 20:56:40 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I started crying... from a weird mixture of happiness and jealousy. I seriously went under my duvet and stayed there until I ran out of good air. I'm only 22, but I am SO tired of dating and wish I were getting engaged too.
He is such a cutie (and tall to boot!) and he seems like a sweetheart that will make you happy until you're gray. :') Congrats! I love seeing a fellow black woman happy and successful as we are too often told we are undesirable and don't deserve the best life has to offer.
GeckoRoamin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:26 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If it makes you feel better, I'm going on 26 and didn't meet the love of my life until a year ago. I know you probably hear the, "It'll happen to you!" comments a lot because I did at your age, but the odds are real good that it'll happen to you, too. Maybe it'll take you six months or six year and maybe you'll need to take some mental health breaks, but you'll be fine. Good luck!
depuis94 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:12:50 on December 31, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
:3 Thanks for your thoughtful reply. Oh, and congratulations as well! Hope it ends in wedding bells and a retirement on the French Riviera. I'm sweet and amazing so it'll happen I'm sure. Stalk my account in 2022 for the wedding/engagement photos (posted to the appropriate subreddit of course!) ahah Happy New Year and take care!
M0sesbasket ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 19:24:17 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats, Serena and u/kn0thing - so happy for both of you!
tweak17emon ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:19:00 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
this is amazing! congrats to both of you!
nathanj594 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:52:25 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats to my queen! Hope this means more Grand Slam glory is soon to come :)
OriginalSin22 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:25:59 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wish you both a million years of happiness! How exciting and romantic!
Surfboardt ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:36:58 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is so cute! ๐ Congrats!
Criblu ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:24:57 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aww, adorable. What beautiful people! The authenticity is refreshing :) congratulations!
bluepinkblack ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:37:33 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yesss! Congrats to both of you!
whxtn3y ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:50:23 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ahhh! Congratulations! ๐
mikdl ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:12:24 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mazel tov!
farbenblind ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:34:50 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yay! Congrats Serena, congrats Alexis!
I hope /u/Poem_for_your_sprog , /u/Shitty_Watercolour and/or /u/awildsketchappeared will pop in and congratulate as well.
Edit: Also /u/forthewolfx, /u/_vargas_ , /u/fuckswithducks , /u/RamsesThePigeon , /u/IranianGenius and the rest of Reddit's high society.
FuelEntertainment ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:09:30 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Way to go, congrats!
cat_sweaterz ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:26:44 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yay! Congrats!
nickcald ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:30:23 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
congrats you two!
khaleesi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:30:56 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations! :)
AdmiralCauldron ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:14:12 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats to you both!
Atta boy /u/kn0thing :)
TheTulipWars ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:30:31 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Omg this was soooooo freeaaakkkkinggggg cuteeee!!!!!!! Congrats!
gosiav ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:37:22 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats, Serena!!!! How amazing!!!!! What a POWER COUPLE!!!! This one is a keeper! Your children will be AMAZING no matter what they do, with you two as parents!!! Best luck to both of you!!!
Hash43 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:01:05 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you the tennis player
pinguz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:00:36 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations!
KandiGamez ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:01:59 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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aycarambas ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:03:28 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CONGRATULATIONS!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:15:25 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Love - Love, Match Complete!
recovery_pig ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:56:09 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
if you two have any babies they will probably excel at playing tennis while building front doors to what's left of the internet. congratulations. be well!
Cornelius_Poindexter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:14:32 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What the hell does this white boy have over a strong black man?
generic-user-1 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:31:34 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shit poem, nerd
layky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:26 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
congrats! wishing you both all the best!
Hubris2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:09 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats to you both!
Down on one knee is old-school charming.
BigDickRichie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:30 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations!
KOtic24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:27 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats!!!!!!!
Thegoattombrady ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:41 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats!
mcmurrak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:11 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BIG UPS to two inspiring individuals!
HarlanCedeno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:01 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What a great story. Thanks to you and u/kn0thing for helping end 2016 on a positive note!
Bettyb00p00 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:50 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations to you both!!!!! Yay!!
JoeBroganII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:58 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I expect to see both of you on the next 311 cruise :) congrats.
SwissBliss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:08 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats! Have Roger Federer as your best man haha!
ch0k3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:35 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Grats. You deserve happiness
zrednaz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:46 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CNN says that they have been a couple only since the fall of '15. I guess it's pretty typical American to propose very early in the relationship, but I'm not sure that I get why.
freakydeakykiki ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:57:36 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Over a year together is "very early in the relationship"?
zrednaz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:48 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would say so. You are basically still in the honeymoon phase or just recently beyond it it at that point. It seems that in Denmark it's more common to float the idea of marriage 5-10 years into the relationship, if ever. These days it's increasingly becoming an obsolete institution.
iAmAwesom3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:52 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations to both of you!!
cardboardsoles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:08 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations! But girl, where is the ring thoooooo?! I'm looking through this thread and all over the internet for the ring!
The_Revolutionary ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:46 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations
cobradisco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:56 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats!
SandyDarling ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:41 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats!
NUTS_IN_BUTTS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:00 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aww congrats! How long have you two been dating?
onepaperclip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:30 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YAY!!!! CONGRATULATIONS GIRLFRIEND!!! <3 I SHIPPED THIS FOR SO LONG!! <3 #blackgirlmagic
hamoboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:25 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations Serena & Alexis. Wishing you the best in your upcoming nuptials, and the new year!
lotsofdicks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:24 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just want to say that this is the cutest and dorkiest stinkin' thing. Congrats! ๐
infinitezero8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:37 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats Serena. It was a grand slam! hehe
vrschikasanaa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:05 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations!!! I was pretty excited to see a CNN news alert that was positive. <3
jussumman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:56 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Serena for the win
bathroomstalin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:56 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you walk alone?
To get the feeling right?
hank01dually ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:45 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are a true inspiration. Congratulations!!
godblow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:07 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CONGRATULATIONS!
Redskinsdotcom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:42 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats to you & u/kn0thing!
Cavhind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:45 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations
alpacafarts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:11 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats Serena!!
Congrats /u/kn0thing
lsp2005 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:08 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations!
TifuAtRotmg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:01:16 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Love this poem. Congrats you two! :D
Papaya_Salad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:32 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aw congrats! I see you from time to time when you come in to eat over in Palm Beach Gardens. I'll have to say congrats to you next time!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:18 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:42 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You've been a redditor for 3 years and your first comment was getting engaged with kn0thing...
Damn
KyleG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:45 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For the members of /r/tennis this is the weirdest confluence of things. Talk about you often on a site your fiancรฉ founded. What the woah.
Congratulations, by the way.
Delta64 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:37 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations! Best wishes to you both.
thestickystickman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:01 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well according to some subreddits you're engaged to Adolf Hitler himself, so I'd be wary...
kuaal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:47 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can I come to the wedding? You can come to my eventual one.
welsh_dragon_roar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:36 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh well.. I don't suppose Venus is still single?
Exastiken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:48 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well you have stirred up quite the racket on social media!
Dishonoreduser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:54 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats to you both!
camdoodlebop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:26 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
welcome to reddit and enjoy the memes
Great-Band-Name ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:15 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
u/serenawilliams , when you hear 40-LOVE do you think of Alex?
fuzzin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:55 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:07 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations!!
narib687 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:11 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I remember seeing a USA network "kids news story" that was about you and your sister between episodes of sailor moon many years ago....
Now your getting married to a co-founder of my favorite website....
You following me?
SirFrancisDashwood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:26 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations!
cynforney ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:30 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats
thatgoat-guy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:59 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Popcorn tastes good
maybesaydie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:25 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is so cool. I am so happy that you shared this here.
sbb618 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:15 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Redditor for 3 years
Did you have this whole thing set up, just in case?
imdungrowinup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:19 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations Serena. You are one of my favourite athletes. Love is a beautiful thing.
Garbageac123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:57 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOU. YOU CAN'T EVEN BEAT THE 203rd MAKE TENNIS PLAYER.
FUCK OFF CUNT
HelpAmAlive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:15 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ok... this is fucking adorable.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:34 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You play tennis well
workinfortheweekend ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:59 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CONGRATS!!
And now for the creepiness..
I've been told I look like you by many and I'm single AF, so I will be living vicariously through you.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:45 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
there goes my chance :(
congratulations :)
anew919 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:00 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Woke up quick
At about noon
Just though that I had to be in Compton soon
I gotta get drunk
Before the day begins
Before my mother starts bitching
About my friends
nicelittleliz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:47 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations! YAYY!!!
mosmanresident ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:59 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
congrats!!! <3
Noyoudontknowme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:02 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We walked the city late on our last night in Madrid. Nowhere to sit, we sat on a curb outside the Prado. He said, "are you going to marry me?" I replied "when you ask me." He pulled the ring out and said "I'm asking you now." September 5, 1998
krizardxv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:10 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
why she get gold and I didn't, I mean she will be married to technically reddit itself.
WeNeedMikeTyson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:05 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sooooooo I'm the beerpong champ, so I should automatically be invited to party with y'all in rome. Just sayin'.
Jeffbx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:42 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations, you crazy kids!
BernieDick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:13 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is awful. Don't quit your day job.
Sammichface ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:45 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jamie Foxx is going to be devastated.
CONGRATULATIONS!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:52:04 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy fuck fuck you. this entire thing is smug incarnate.
mm242jr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:32:59 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damnit, Serena, I need a noun.
se_astringo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:48:04 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats to you both, here's to a wonderful future!
WulfyZef ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:34:47 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
congratulation!
brave100 ยท 71 points ยท Posted at 22:24:07 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SERENA WILLIAMS WAS A REDDITOR FOR 3 YEARS? WTF
Fennels ยท 138 points ยท Posted at 22:31:33 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I guess they're...
(โข_โข)
( โข_โข)>โโ -โ
(โโ _โ )
Tying the kn0t.
s-k-a-n-k-h-u-n-t-42 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:58:11 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
so happy i scrolled to the bottom of the page
half_acre_lot ยท 1559 points ยท Posted at 21:52:10 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Downvoted this gay ass post
Buncha fuckin nerds
MasterYenSid ยท 472 points ยท Posted at 22:50:29 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All these congrats comments are really nice, don't get me wrong. Happy for them both. But here's the Reddit I know and love.
7SDB9 ยท 72 points ยท Posted at 23:21:18 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And I never want it to change
The_Painted_Man ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 23:52:21 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Go fuck yourself, mate.
treerabbit23 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:44:57 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This guy gets it!
CtPa_Town ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:29:32 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not your mate, friend.
The_Painted_Man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:57:27 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Those are fighting words down here mate.
noxwei ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:51:56 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Y'all fuckers that I can't live without. (I don't have a problem I promise)
Stonn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:57 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Double-think is working hard here. I can totally agree with both.
thisismyMelody ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 23:45:53 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ty
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:52:26 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck off Melody
thisismyMelody ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:58:14 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
u wanna go?
Kobe7477 ยท 98 points ยท Posted at 23:54:22 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Le Reddit armie is here!!1!
Edit: gold already?? are u kidding me
Edit2: 3 golds in 15min
Edit3: ok u guys can stop
IDontLikeUsernamez ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 00:16:15 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Came here to say this.
Jordan9586 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:48:50 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same
Ophukk ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:11:07 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Came here to say this.
AlphaAxle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:33:15 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
this
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:00:39 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
^
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:44:51 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Plus one my good dear gently-sir!
[deleted] ยท 115 points ยท Posted at 23:38:48 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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iWriteYourMusic ยท 77 points ยท Posted at 00:33:25 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah they're just trying to advertise... uh... r/tennis maybe?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:09 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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NvaderGir ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 03:42:30 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everyone can't stop mentioning it when they can on r/all, it's a joke to even assume they're trying to hide it under the rug. Let him have his moment
[deleted] ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 00:07:43 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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notsurewhatiam ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 00:45:47 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think for you it's easier just to not browse reddit
Death_Soup ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 02:20:59 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
why do you even use /r/all then? I just filter out /r/the_donald and a couple other subs. I mean for fucks sake, you're filtering /r/aww
pokemiss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:29:26 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And /r/BeforeNAfterAdoption!
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:50:26 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
God forbid you leave your safe space.
hery41 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:39:24 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ayy, someone else who can't stand having a gorillion sports subs shitting up his front page.
kerps ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:26:55 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I give it a year.......TOPS!
Johncfail ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:35:06 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Downvoted and then though, no this is right and switched to upvote.
slightlyalarming ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 20:29:50 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know it's real when she creates a subreddit for you.
JonasBrosSuck ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:53:20 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
or he created the user for her
hip_hop_opotimus ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 19:30:17 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ball is in your court now.
ownage516 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:09:59 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Meh...I could beat Serena when she playin' with her left
Kuekuatsheu ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 19:39:11 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations!!! You met in Rome?? Sounds like a fairytale!
brokenarrow ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:41:18 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rome, NY, sadly.
Kuekuatsheu ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:07:30 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ahhh for real?? Haha well I'm sure it was still "fairytale" enough for the two of them.
Tubelesscrib15 ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 20:52:42 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I guess the score is love-love then
CeilingFanJitters ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:11:27 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well played.
Tubelesscrib15 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:12:08 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
shamelessly stolen im afraid
splattypus ยท 305 points ยท Posted at 19:32:10 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Neat, I'm early to a thread that is likely to blow up big.
Congrats to y'all, I guess. And nice snoo artwork.
BigDickRichie ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 20:24:21 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This subreddit only has 59 subscribers right now.
We're witnessing history!
sensation_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:39 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, incredible. I'm quite happy to be here atm.
JesusSama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:08 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We comin' up, fam
Werner__Herzog ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 20:05:37 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey splatty, how's life?
splattypus ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 20:11:47 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ Nothing significant to report.
And I wouldn't want to detract from ^ these two's ^ special occasion.
SlightlyAmbiguous ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:32:35 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm like right here
splattypus ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:34:40 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We'll make our own thread soon, let's let them have this one now.
You know how awkward it is to always be stealing Serena Williams's spotlight.
SlightlyAmbiguous ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:36:34 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I guess it is the holidays.
splattypus ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:38:48 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gracious as always, dear <3
chrisprattypus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:08:31 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
cat_sweaterz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:53 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Woah, Splatty, I was just thinking about you the other day. Hope all is well!
splattypus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:42 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey!
Things aren't bad, so I'll take it. How are you getting along?
cat_sweaterz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:02:10 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
2016 has been pretty good to me for the most part, so I can't complain. Besides /u/Werner__Herzog keeps me in check if I get too happy :)
splattypus ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:05:36 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah he's good about that. It's good to know that someone is picking up my slack of raining on people's parades.
Glad to hear things are well with you.
cat_sweaterz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:07:16 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You as well!
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:50:54 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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brokenarrow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:33 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I caught this on CNN a few hours ago when I was reading a political thread.
NorthfrostDenizen ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:01:45 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If I'm here early enough, surely someone will give me karma
tense_or ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:20 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I got you...(am I saying this right?): Fam
Druidik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:01 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As well as I.
tense_or ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:34:44 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just wish I could think of some good puns. Propose...a synonym of submit...
Ah, I got zilch.
splattypus ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:36:18 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know, I hate being just put on the spot like that and expected to come up with something funny.
tense_or ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:47:12 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Altogether, it's probably all going to end up as basically the longest, most awkward best man speech of all time. Starts the day they get engaged, and goes on until their first child is born.
splattypus ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:48:05 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And think about all the terribly embarrassing and inappropriate stories that could be drudged up
tense_or ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:56:16 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unthinkable. Even while on the internet, people have some standards.
splattypus ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:58:44 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've heard tales, though.
Thank god everyone around here is mature and rational and not prone to impulsive behavior. Could you imagine?
Abraman1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:05:07 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I never know what to say when I get to big threads early
PhillySmilez ยท 85 points ยท Posted at 19:51:06 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
From North Carolina to Philadelphia he came
His eyes looked so tender as he called my name
He promised to forever be my King
Should I do him the honor and become his Queen
Now 20 years later I share this with you
And wish nothing but the best of luck and love for you two
May I also share one more thought in my head
May all of your ups and downs be in the bed!
TeaSkee ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:43:37 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Missed opportunity to use kn0thing... Shucks, I'll still give ya my upvote on this special occasion.
Doesntmatterson ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:45:41 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first line had me reading this like the Fresh Prince theme and I couldn't shake it.
Lolzzergrush ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 20:28:52 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I now pronounce you Snoo & Snoo
Margatron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:45 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now they'll put on a Snoo Do.
whale ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 21:23:50 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
this is the most out of nowhere celebrity marriage I've seen, but congrats nonetheless!
Chancelor_West ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 19:31:57 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
bruh
Guccimayne ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 20:01:18 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had no idea y'all were dating lol. Congrats!
TotesMessenger ยท 78 points ยท Posted at 19:41:12 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a bot, bleep, bloop. Someone has linked to this thread from another place on reddit:
[/r/bestof] Serena Williams and Reddit co-founder Alexis Ohanian start a sub, use it to announce their engagement!
[/r/bestof] Serena Williams gets engaged to Reddit co-founder u/kn0thing (Alexis Ohanian) and announces it on newly-created Subreddit!!
[/r/bestof] Serena Williams uses a little-known subreddit to announce her engagement to Reddit co-founder Alexis Ohanian!
[/r/blackladies] Congratulations to Serena Willian who is engaged to Admin /u/Kn0thing.
[/r/circlebroke2] Serena Williams and Alexis Ohanian just got engaged, so I guess Reddit is post-racial now
[/r/exzj] Reddit Co-founder verlobt sich mit Serena Williams
[/r/opieandanthony] Who /ISIS/ now?
[/r/redditmarketing] High profile athlete engaged with reddit co founder create engagement subreddit with very high mass demographic appeal. Will we see an influx of digital marketers converting to reddit?
[/r/shitpost] Who gives a shit?
[/r/sports] Serena Williams gets engaged to Reddit co-founder u/kn0thing (Alexis Ohanian) and announces it on newly-created Subreddit!! (X-post r/bestof)
[/r/tennis] Serena Williams engaged to Reddit co-founder Alexis Ohanion
[/r/uva] OG Redditor and Wahoo Alexis Ohanian (/u/kn0thing) marries Serena Williams
If you follow any of the above links, please respect the rules of reddit and don't vote in the other threads. (Info / Contact)
[deleted] ยท 117 points ยท Posted at 22:09:44 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And immediately Reddit makes someone's engagement about race
Guasco_Cock ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 22:30:35 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's apparently also an issue about sexism because they're about to start arguing about which one of them should be changing their last name.
It cracks me up that these perpetual victims have convinced themselves that Reddit is an alt-right website. What a pathetic group of insecure neckbeards.
Milith ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 00:16:49 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Try sorting this thread by controversial.
Coffee_Revolver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:23 on December 31, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have that auto set
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Guasco_Cock ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:04:12 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why? Because any conservative statement is buried in downvotes by the hivemind? That proves my point.
Milith ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:07:36 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's currently at +6.
karmapuhlease ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:18:39 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whoa, don't conflate the alt-right with conservatism. Plenty of us hate each other.
Toparov ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:19:12 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because there are pretty highly upvoted comments referring to this marriage as white genocide.
Lexical_Analysis ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 23:20:14 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To be fair, there is a subreddit specifically for the alt-right
Mexagon ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 23:31:47 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's also a sub about shoplifting. Does that mean reddit is a shoplifting site?
SonicFrost ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:39:23 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't give them ideas
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:54 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There is one large sub about shoplifting and 50 large subs filled with alt-righters
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 00:52:04 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where are these large subs? This is an utter trash statement, altright is a fucking tiny sub.
portablebagel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:29:34 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yea, and plenty more alt-left subs like /r/shitredditsays
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:30:10 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well of course there are alt-left subs too i'm not going to argue that. That said alt-right subs are much more influential right now.
agareo ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:20:39 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sure they have a high female population too
Toparov ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:17:22 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[โ]ArmoredKappa 11 points 4 hours ago Yes, goyim, interracial marriages are a good thing!
Someone in this thread (and upvoted) did that first.
Nebresto ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:54:56 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
apparently /r/sports don't give a damn
betteroffatnight ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 19:39:18 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love absolutely everything about this
w00t4me ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 19:32:13 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats /u/kn0thing
AugustineCohenMomo ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 19:16:52 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations! I've had the pleasure of meeting Alexis, and also spending a day with him in NYC, and I think he's an absolutely amazing guy. I'm really happy for both of you to have found someone to share your lives with.
CordcutterQs ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 22:07:24 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Serena,
Congrats on your engagement!! I grew up watching tennis with my Mom's best friend and why I consider you my all time favorite athlete. She watches every single tennis match she possibly can, scheduling her limited vacation times around tournaments just to be able to watch every match. She dropped out of high school almost 35 years ago to support her family and works 70+ hours a week, sacrificing her health and free time to support them. One year she was lucky enough to win store of the year for the restaurant she manages and got to choose anywhere in the world she wanted to go and she chose the US Open. She had the time of her life getting to watch you and her "boyfriend" Rafa play.
Just this month she lost her dad to a heart attack and her sister to pneumonia. I just got home from her sisters funeral an hour ago. As you can guess it has been an awful Christmas season for her. Is there any way you could either send her a card or tennis ball to cheer her up? She waited for hours at the US Open to try and get her ball signed but couldn't get to you. I hope one day after college I will be able to take her to as many tournaments as I can, I would truly do anything for her. If you need proof of anything I would be more than happy to message you privately.
Thanks for giving me something to bond with her over the years and congrats on your new engagement! I know she'll be happy for you too!
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 19:30:34 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Omg ๐ so happy for u both
s-k-a-n-k-h-u-n-t-42 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:57:49 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pedantichrist ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:31:38 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, good work.
Both of you.
Pedantichrist ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 19:33:03 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously, this has quite made my evening.
[deleted] ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 21:26:27 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lol, dang, /u/kn0thing you're a lucky guy... Congratulations!
kellkore ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 23:24:32 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats! My wife and I are very happy for you both! This coming year will be our 25th wedding anniversary. We wish as much and more happiness in the years to come.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:59:42 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who the fuck downvotes this?
Congrats on 25 years.
kellkore ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:06:01 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:31 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You were in the negative when I commented.
Thanks for the thanks.
kellkore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:01 on December 31, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was wondering about that. Have a great New Year!
fartfacepooper ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:36:47 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cool sub but it's no match for /r/GWCouples/ for true love
Hunkir ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 23:38:11 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
u/kn0thing gave u/serenawilliams gold
Kazi1776 ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 20:49:27 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats! Great news.
I'm curious how the nazi faction of Reddit is going to take this.
Tbh this kind of makes the end of a shit year pretty great.
MiklaneTrane ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:13:48 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The racist troglodytes over in /r/altright have already called Serena "Sheboon," so not well would be an understatement.
Baronstone ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:16:07 on January 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
WTF, she is a damned goddess! How the hell could anyone say something like that about her?
imAvlasicMan ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:50:41 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wishing you an epic 2017 season, Serena!!! Thanks for giving your fans sooo many unforgettable moments over the years! #GOAT
whomad1215 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:44 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Didn't you hear, she's angry that she isn't recognized as the female GOAT.
imAvlasicMan ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:35:07 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No but I heard her call out the double standards female athletes, especially black females in a sport like tennis, have to face.
whomad1215 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:56 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As a black female tennis player, maybe she should give back more to the sport as opposed to saying she hates it and play more than the bare minimum to get into the opens.
mucocele ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:58:53 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations, Serena! Win the Aussie Open, get that record, and retire in style :)
Aurify ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:32:44 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The real Serena Williams?? The tennis champ? WOW Congrats!!!
Here's a pic of the two together
shimshamsho ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 21:21:29 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YAS!!! Queen!!!
novaquasarsuper ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:39:58 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is what basic bitches say. Congratulations basic bitch.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:29:10 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Basic bitch represent; we outnumber you. The empire shall rise!!!
trwwy321 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 23:10:15 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brought to you by Reddit and Nike.
lulucifer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:00:53 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly my observation
[deleted] ยท 204 points ยท Posted at 21:43:03 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 23:38:10 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 00:18:23 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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OrcaGlass ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:56:36 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who cares lmao you people are such dweebs
Goddaqs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:16:14 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I bet you don't have the balls/ovaries to say that to his fiancรฉ.
Edit* I now realize that I'm terrible at reading comprehension.
inferno1170 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 01:22:07 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You wanna bet?
TheRealMotherOfOP ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 01:32:40 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Absolute mad man
inferno1170 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:18:23 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/madlads
Goddaqs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:59:49 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait. Damnit. That's my bad I read what you wrote wrong.
[deleted] ยท 149 points ยท Posted at 23:31:56 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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KEEPCARLM ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 00:03:57 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Interesting, could you elaborate on the specifics.
OrcaGlass ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:44:19 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you people are the wooorst
Honeywest7 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:25:44 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulation! All the best 2017. #25slams
Belmont_Transfer ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:52:47 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A true Reddit love story <3
stevie_mann ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:48:16 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Love means knOthing to tennis players after all!
gooddaytolearn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:09:23 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lol! I see what you did there!
ApatheticGardenGnome ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 23:32:42 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How does a post like this, from a brand new subreddit with hardly any subscribers, reach the top of /r/all so quickly?
yelloWhit ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:45:37 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shhh. Don't question the algorithm or the admins. And definitely don't look up Alexis Ohanian on Wikileaks.
Baronstone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:36 on January 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Really, that's why you came here?
LittleMousa ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 19:04:16 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats sweet Serena! I wish you all the best for the new year! :)
solipsist_sherlock ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 19:18:10 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations, Serena!!
zagduck ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:09:22 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see the racist fuckwits have emerged from the Donald.
[deleted] ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 21:58:20 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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GRAAAHHH ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:24:10 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean he is 6' 5" so he isn't some tiny guy
Margatron ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:04:48 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah the "nerd giant" genus. They require mechanical keyboards or they would crush keys instead of code.
[deleted] ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 23:17:35 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Schadenfreude2 ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 00:05:28 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
r/jesuschristreddit
Redditor410 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:27:24 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/thecourse
ToastySpring219 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:30:35 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh god where is /u/AWildSketchAppeared when you need him
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:46:30 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Their kids will be mixed race sports geniuses. I for one welcome our future beige overlords.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:34 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Furbush ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:48:29 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You must be new here. Hating on kn0thing is an established reddit tradition. Also saying the Williams sisters are freaks of nature isn't obnoxious it's accurate, they're basically super humans
gbaroth ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:24:52 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
this is awesome
skaudis ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:05:11 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Popcorn tastes good
tbonanno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:22 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously fuck Kn0thing
dkdream21 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:37:16 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you guys are gonna have some interesting, talented children. (assuming children are a part of your future plans)
Diamond-Pearl ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:56:30 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations Serena. My son will be devastated. ๐
brave100 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:34:55 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/u/kn0thing is also a mod of /r/wedding wtf
AnastasiaBeaverhosen ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:05:15 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
what i dont get is how did people find this post and know to upvote it?
lost_in_thesauce ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:57:12 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's actually a great question. Probably since knotting runs this place he just automatically gave it like 1000 upvotes or something. Maybe /r/the_donald can whine and complain about how this is infringing on this constitutional rights or some dumbass fuckery.
kiddylidder ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:41:54 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ugh he's a lucky fella. Have you seen her modeling photos? Have you? Did you cry? I cried. My butt doesn't look like that. I am a bag of potatoes and he is a lucky duck.
__word_clouds__ ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:46:21 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Word cloud out of all the comments.
I hope you like it
restless_oblivion ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 00:49:06 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats ๐
Inshallah you'll have great life together
PeteLX ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 09:28:07 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Finally Reddit gets a better server
Drunken_Economist ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 20:36:15 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats guys :)
inthedrink ยท 66 points ยท Posted at 23:11:31 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I need to own a website where complete strangers will lick my balls over something that has zero relevance in their lives.
[deleted] ยท 84 points ยท Posted at 01:50:58 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, fuck off. They made a sub specifically for engagement stories, and posted it here. It's not like they made it a fucking admin post. God forbid anyone have an ounce of empathy for someone other than themselves, it's such a goddamn crime to be happy for and wish someone else well.
This kind of cynical negativity is what I fucking hate about Reddit.
inthedrink ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 02:16:34 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And it's on the front page of /r/all just like they knew it would. And arranged for the bigger celebrity to make the post. On her first post ever. Followed by her celebrity sister posting on that same new sub. Also on her brand new account. That's a hell of a release party. And I'm not being sarcastic.
Yep the world needs more celebrity everything. My bad. Okay maybe that last part is sarcasm.
[deleted] ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 02:43:27 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She's had an account for three years.
This sub is specifically for engagement stories.
Other people upvoted it.
The founder of Reddit gets engaged and his fiancรฉ posts it on gasp Reddit!
You really didn't need to be a huge cock about it, but that's the course of action you chose. Congratulations.
inthedrink ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:33:20 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So that was my original point. Found a website and people will lick my balls. At last we agree. Happy New Year!
[deleted] ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 03:35:09 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
People congratulating someone on getting married is licking their balls. Doesn't have to do with empathy or anything, nah.
inthedrink ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:51:02 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sure they're both super nice people but I'll point out that they're not likely much nicer people than the rest of the people who will post their news on that sub which will end up completely ignored.
Empathy. Lol
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 04:30:38 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There are already other posts on that sub with hundreds of upvotes
inthedrink ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:34:45 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
21.2k
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Okay you got me. Good luck to you.
FoxxMD ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:18:01 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I need a shower after reading your posts.
tacopower69 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:26:46 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He doesn't own this website
inthedrink ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:19:29 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Okay found a website. Whatever. You get the point.
dayday2466 ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 20:17:40 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
a circlejerk to trump all circlejerks
Jody_Barnes ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:29:48 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations! It's nice to hear some non-shitty news in 2016!
LikesMoonPies ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:50:34 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats to an adorable couple!
Hey guise, this is good news for everybody. Serena Williams is a not just a top notch athlete, she's a superstar!
I bet this is the start of a trend where beautiful outgoing people everywhere will want to date nerds.
Nerd girls and nerd guys get ready - we're about to be popular!
PicturElements ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:13:04 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Two redditors that get engaged?
Now I've seen everything.
On a more serious note: congrats! Wish the best to both of you!
limeade09 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:14:46 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Serena isnt a redditor. She just created an account for this.
zi76 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:22:01 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
looks askance at you
TheEndsPodcast ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:23:13 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is unironically 2016
MantisToboganMD ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:37:41 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/facebook material minus the snoos /r/cringe with it
theghostofme ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:48:49 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This was a first for me. I was on Facebook when I saw a news article about you and Alexis and was properly confused. "1) Isn't that Reddit guy's name Alexis Oha-something? (sorry /u/kn0thing, but I think I've refereed to you more by your username than your real name all this time) 2) Is one of the co-founders dating Serena freaking Williams? And for how long? 3) How the hell did I hear about this on Facebook first?
Anyway, congrats you two!
kn0thing ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:18:28 on January 6, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you. It's very real. But why weren't you on the Reddit app first thing this morning???
theghostofme ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:29:18 on January 6, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Implying I'm ever off of it? Haha. We all have to sleep at some point!
But, seriously, this is so cool, and I wish you guys the best of luck and all the happiness in the world. Apart from clearly making each other so happy, you both seem to really compliment and ground each other as well, so already you guys are off to a great start.
Plus, you two are absurdly adorable, and that's coming from a cynical 30-year-old dude who rarely uses the phrase "adorable" when talking about couples. So, take from that what you will.
Anyway, congrats, and best of luck :D
kn0thing ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:44:54 on January 9, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I love it. Thank you for the dogged use of the Reddit app and kind words.
theghostofme ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:58:00 on January 9, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Any time, buddy :)
Turil ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:16:56 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm still not sure if this was some experiment in fake news. I too saw it on Facebook, and made some loud noises expressing incredulity...
theghostofme ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:36:53 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watch it turn out to be the 2017 April Fool's; /u/kn0thing and /u/serenawilliams are playing the long con for all that sweet, sweet karma.
Paging /r/KarmaCourt. We may have something here...
yetanotherperson ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:53:36 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, how did a post from an empty (at the time this was posted) subreddit reach the front page of /r/all?
juviegar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:31 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Algorithm" and famous people.
yetanotherperson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:08 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/u/spez II: electric boogaloo
alicevirgo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:10:49 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats for /u/serenawilliams and /kn0thing!
And /u/cat_sweaterz is the official third wheel of this sub.
cat_sweaterz ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 01:12:10 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
:'(
/u/bethereinfive will make it a complete car once she stops being lazy.
kn0thing ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 06:59:36 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Classic, u/cat_sweaterz.
bethereinfive ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:01:14 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blame the eye patch.
Im here...lets roll.
http://imgur.com/n6m3b
statesrightsaredumb ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:49:00 on January 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Care to comment on why you allow Doxxing on this site?
masinmancy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:02:12 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's wrong with three wheels?
qwertyldn ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:29:54 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They gonna have such beautiful babies OMG I can't wait โค๏ธ๐๐ congrats!
[deleted] ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 23:39:35 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Baronstone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:28 on January 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Only because an amazingly beautiful and super talented woman is off the market.
Cirrosis ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 23:40:48 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
omg who cares
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 05:05:01 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You cared enough to leave a negative comment
Cirrosis ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:49:49 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
wow, witty. Guess I do care now, really happy 4 them.
iamaquantumcomputer ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 05:53:14 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You cared enough to click on the link
NarrowHipsAreSexy ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 11:28:13 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Literally the whole point of this entire sub.
So clearly someone cares.
[deleted] ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 23:26:36 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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MuseofRose ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 23:30:08 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lmao right
somedelightfulmoron ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 00:43:47 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aww come on, share the love!!
Congrats to Alexis Ohanian and Serena Williams!
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:47:46 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
username checks out
AsaKurai ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:10:03 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, congratulations!
jimmybl ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:11:01 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations! How awesome :)
bestdamntech ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:22:55 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats!
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:30:25 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats!
hubwub ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:02:10 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations /u/serenawilliams and /u/kn0thing! Cool artwork!
cellocaster ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:33:43 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats, but googling pics of the two of you is like looking at Kip and Lafawnda.
optimalg ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:18:03 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats! Will there be popcorn at the reception? ;)
meaningful80 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:41 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No pizza duh!
BananaZach ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:18:22 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Neat! Maybe one day I'll feel something too!
dittidot ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:00:57 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wonderful poem, love it.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:14:42 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I never knew they were together. This is like the greatest crossover episode ever lmao.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:30:33 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you ask her father? And if yes, please tell how it went! That man was vilified early on but it's pretty proven he knew what he was doing with those two young ladies.
Congrats to you both!
burnSMACKER ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:33:06 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow! What the hell? I had to Google Serena Williams because I wasn't convinced that /u/kn0thing was dating (now engaged to) THE Serena Williams. That's awesome and unexpected! Congrats!
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:40:55 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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jefeperro ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:46:12 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because admins are cucks
Reed_Solomon ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:41:32 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brangelina is dead long live Seren0thing
CouldBeACrow ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:59:00 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/unexpected
itsMetatron ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:30:16 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is that really her? Can a Redditor really marry a legend?
ButtGardener ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:10:18 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's going to be weird when she carries him over the threshold..
I can't be the only one who imagines she is the man in the relationship can I?
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:55:58 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tell your fiancรฉ he should stop enabling Neo-Nazis on the Internet.
38B0DE ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 23:34:20 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Extremely athletic black woman and a nerdy Armenian with a potbelly.
I guess I should be less cynical.
[deleted] ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 22:59:18 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 23:47:25 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus Christ dude, there's only so much time in the day.
Swbp0undcake ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 00:02:42 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bye
JonasBrosSuck ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 00:52:31 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
reddit is just a pet project for these admins. they can do whatever they want. including editing users' comments.
MiklaneTrane ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:10:51 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you really this upset about a Canadian cat pictures forum?
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:04:58 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just filter the sub. With reddit you can separate communities and tbh is don't see this sub getting more than 10k active users
NvaderGir ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:53:06 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You haven't been using reddit for very long if this triggered you this much to unsubscribe from r/all.
mnlfdsjaiofdsuaio ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:56:19 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straw_that_broke_the_camel's_back
Since you clearly don't know what that phrase means.
NvaderGir ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:15:15 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you think this is corny, then you wouldn't have lasted a month in '12 reddit. Again, this is literally nothing and effects no one's redditing experience unless they were on r/all, which clearly you were on. If these posts trigger you, that's what subscribing and r/frontpage is for.
[deleted] ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 00:31:33 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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crawscraw ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 02:26:41 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you kidding me? This didn't make it to the front page for at least an hour or two after it was number 1 trending on twitter and facebook. Most of social media knew about this before reddit did
NvaderGir ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:58:04 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously.. Serena Williams is the most recognizable tennis player ever in the world.. I'm honestly surprised people don't know how big she is online in this thread
NvaderGir ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 03:56:01 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was submitted and directly linked to The New York Times and every news outlet who report on celeb engagements. So yeah, that's why it hit r/all.
Feel free to use that other alternative site to reddit mentioned nearly last year, I think it rhymes with boat?
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 03:58:57 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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NvaderGir ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 04:11:03 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you even know who Serena Williams is? It's hilarious that you think this.
MiklaneTrane ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 03:09:35 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
>being this mad about fake internet points
iamadudes ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 05:28:18 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He just got engaged to Serena fucking Williams. He doesn't need your internet point for approval man
Coffee_Revolver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:40 on December 31, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's percentage based. 1--1k in two days? That's how the algorithm sees it.
ProfessionalMartian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:15 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah... bit weird.
MuseofRose ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:32:50 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Preach
longshot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:45:31 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You should add /r/all to your /r/all filter.
Dang_AllTheseBooks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:39 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dem titties are the TRUTH
mm242jr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:39:31 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How much time do you think they spent on it? An hour? Get over yourself.
[deleted] ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 21:58:51 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 03:00:39 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sure Serena Williams is really struggling to purchase property
Chxo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:24 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was originally gonna say "the police treat you alright" but that's not true either.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:36:21 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
so diverse wow ur so brave multiracial man
lkjhgfdsamnbvcx ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 00:57:48 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
triggered much? fuck, your life must be miserable
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:24:57 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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lkjhgfdsamnbvcx ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 03:10:47 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats; that's quite an achievement. How did you do it?
But don't worry- you may not be, but your grandkids will be.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:13 on January 7, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
gotta say that this was mad good and im going to add that line to my playbook
SlowlyVA ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 23:09:46 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So is she dragging you to boring ass witness conventions. Did you have to get baptized for her?
barbarr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:57:18 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Last thing I'd expect is the founder of Reddit marrying a Jehovah's Witness... everything about this post caught me by surprise.
Insidestr8 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:02:59 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats to you both!!
Note to Serena: If you get married in an Armenian church, the guy wearing the black KKK outfit is actually the priest, don't panic. Source: am Armenian
Fly_Caster ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 00:04:30 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What the fuck is this?
likethemovie19 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:01:53 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats!!!!!
belubel ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:08:07 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats Serena!! So happy for you!!
closingbell ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:34:49 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, didn't even know they were dating. Quite the interesting couple there...congrats tho!
mknsky ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:08:36 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love how this is kind of on the most low key of subreddits. Y'all gettin all romantic under the radar and whatnot, I see you!
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:12:18 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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bok-joy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:00 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
daily double
Eastberlin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:12:20 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations to you both but especially to Serena Williams the greatest athlete of all time.
beauedwards1991 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:17:38 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never knew you were together, crikey! Best of luck and many happy years to you both.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:50:49 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats to you two! Don't stop playing tennis yet Serena!
CarlitaMariaHarter ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:52:14 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blessings and congratulations on your engagement...may you two be blessed with happiness, God's grace and love...
princessajia ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:59:02 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations and many blessings to you both! ๐๐๐พ
definitize ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:30:10 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had no idea this was a thing! Best wishes and good luck in Auckland and Melbourne (and the rest of your 2017 season)! :)
fluffybunny87 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:31:05 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
win ๐
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:43:12 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
D'awwwwww!
beardicorn ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:43:28 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When in Rome, do as Alexis and Serena do; when 30 becomes 15.
jamiewaymies ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:43:54 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is too cute!!
wizzieboo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:51:05 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations ๐๐พ๐๐
Icomebearingstats ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:52:09 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nerds of the world, rejoice.
PM_ME_VAPORWAVE ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:53:15 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations to both of you!
YoWutupthischris ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:56:49 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've never been this confused in my whole life. Congratulations though!
until0 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:01:11 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
An article about it if anyone is interested.
http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/serena-williams-is-dating-alexis-ohanian-the-co-founder-of-reddit-20152810
dmun ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:22:20 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's a Bucs fan who married himself a fine ass black woman.
My man.
Marvur ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:26:10 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whoa! Started using reddit recently and I see this! Congrats guys :)
cyborgnyc ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:31:52 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So awesome! Congrats kids! Two of my favorite people/things -- tennis and reddit!
ladiidaii ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:36:38 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Had no idea you had a 1) boyfriend 2) Reddit account (let alone a verified one!)
Major congrats to you both!!
ladiidaii ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:38:19 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the biggest shock of the last 48 hours of 2016. Thankfully it's a happy one
ramencomedy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:07:51 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My new fave couple! True goals :') All the best to a happy and healthy future with each other!
trollfessor ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:08:26 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Come to New Orleans and get married by a redditor, I love performing ceremonies.
Congrats and best wishes!
rAtheismSelfPostOnly ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:10:20 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What the fuck
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:10:22 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Neat
halvin_and_cobbes ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:30:37 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
im just here to get downvoted
jjsreddit ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:40:09 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
man there sure are a lot of vile comments here.
Manthejelly ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:41:41 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tf is this
PoppetFFN ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:51:39 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Awww...I just heard about this on NPR. Congrats you two!
Flambo237 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:27:58 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is so cool on so many levels.
palmtree77 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:10:37 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why does this make me so happy
xCELTICx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:37:48 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who gives a fuck?
b4histhrone7 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:05:35 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Absolutely Awesome!!!! Congrats Serena!!! I pray GOD blesses you both as you cone together as one! Wow!! Just wow!!! I'm so happy for you guys!!!!! ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
KinnyRiddle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:08:56 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy cow, THE Serena Williams actually posts on Reddit. And now she's engaged to u/kn0thing
Mind explodes
Congratulations.
Broncoskip ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:54:08 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All hail our new Queen
mattOmynameO ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:02:10 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats /u/kn0thing - you continue to inspire me as I sincerely hope to change the world and marry my girl, when the timing is right....!
kn0thing ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:59:14 on January 2, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Right on. Counting on you all to post the engagement story here!
they-callmecubanpete ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 00:12:37 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What the hell is this and why is it on the front page?
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:47:02 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, you're banging /u/serenawilliams?!? WTF?
/u/spez who are you screwing these days besides your user base?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:21 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think (s)he's banging him.
hgttg ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 00:56:43 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reported this for spam.
csamuelp ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 04:22:22 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Go back to r/the_Donald
jupiter78 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:16:31 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This sub was made for this exact purpose.
Aerik ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:51:50 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
but he helped create and continues to support one of the most racist sites on the internet. Seriously, this place is literally considered stormfront's backup
completelyowned ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 22:41:09 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ew
2th ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:59:35 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now show us the real ring. That's the money shot.
Kerry_Kittles ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:13:04 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm imagining superhuman babies
th3An0nyMoose ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:40:31 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
fake and gay
[deleted] ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 22:20:39 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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FreeCashFlow ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 00:13:58 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you.
ArmoredKappa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:39 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, fuck anyone who doesn't want their people to go extinct!
FreeCashFlow ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 00:26:34 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hope they have a ton of beautiful interracial babies and it triggers you so hard.
FreakNoMoSo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:50 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The proper term is, "Mocha Mistakes"
tacopower69 ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 00:22:26 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Race isn't real and we are all interbred as fuck
;)
ArmoredKappa ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 00:23:04 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[citation needed]
tacopower69 ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 00:25:11 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just think it's weird that you are using some superficial characteristic to define yourself. Like saying "I don't want my brown haired brothers and sisters to marry red haired people because we will go extinct!"
Bart_Thievescant ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 04:58:41 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Smart people aren't your goddamn personal research center. Hit the goddamn library and elevate yourself.
ArmoredKappa ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:25:50 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
>Ridiculous claim
>It's not my responsibility to provide evidence for my ridiculous claim because I'm smart and it's objectively true and you're uneducated
Here I got a little something for ya to elevate yourself almost up to ground level fucktard
tacopower69 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:22:12 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Racism itself defies logic or reason so trying to convince you with either is a futile effort my friend
ArmoredKappa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:28 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
>Racism defies logic
is a claim that needs evidence. Which you haven't done. Everything needs evidence.
If you believe that all humans are "equal" in that they deserve fair treatment, that's fine. But if you think that a random assortment of people of X race, given the same life experience, will perform exactly the same on a given task as an assortment of people of Y race, then you are making a positive claim with literally 0 evidence to back it up.
tacopower69 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:42:50 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.livescience.com/53613-race-is-social-construct-not-scientific.html
Skin color is an environmental adaption. Nothing more nothing less.
azertuni ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 00:58:15 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because if one white man marries one black woman the entire white race is gonna go extinct
ArmoredKappa ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:00:52 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Assume a constant fertility rate of exactly the replacement rate (it eventually has to be at the replacement rate or lower, so it is a valid assumption)
If, say, 10% of whites breed with nonwhites in every generation, then the 2nd white generation will be 90% as large as the first.
The 3rd generation will be 81% of the original.
The 4th will be ~73% of the original.
And so on, eventually reaching 0.
You either have a set of white people who are permanently separated from all others, or the white race will die. Simple as that.
*fixed "seperated"
azertuni ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 02:26:05 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And?
ArmoredKappa ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:51:15 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And hence every white person is either complicit in the extinction of his people (and could then reasonably be called a "race traitor") or supports having a set of white people who are permanently separated from all others.
And so publicly celebrating miscegenation is publicly voicing support for the extinction of the white race.
WrethZ ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 03:01:53 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why is visible melanin quantity more important than other genetic traits?
ArmoredKappa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:09 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
skin color =/= race
WrethZ ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 03:31:03 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But then you are still focusing on the visible phenotype, rather then the genetic genotype.
You are only focusing on physical appearance because that is what is obvious to you at a glance.
It doesn't matter anyway
People from different areas of the world evolved slightly differently to adapt to different environments. Black people lived in areas with intense sunlight and therefore have melanin to prevent suburn and skin cancer. When humans migrated north to the cooler regions with less intense sunlight, that melanin in the skin blocked too much sunlight and prevented them from getting vitamin D from sunlight. They therefore evolved to lose some of the melanin to absorb more sunlight and get enough vitamin D.
In modern society we have invented sunscreen and agriculture, meaning white people can prevent sunburn and black people can get plenty of vitamin D in area with less intense sunlight.
The need for adaptation to our environment has passed and there is no reason to care about certain physical traits being diluted via interbreeding.
ArmoredKappa ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:46:20 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you seriously think humans could come to have such different appearances while staying exactly the same genetically in every category other than physical appearance?
Even if it were solely physical, who are you to speak for all of humanity in saying that no longer having people who look a certain way is not a loss? Whether something "matters" to someone depends on whom you're asking.
In my opinion, that diversity should be appreciated and maintained, not smudged out of existence.
WrethZ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:35:58 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And why is that view more important than two people's desire to marry the person they love?
azertuni ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:56:31 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
By your logic everybody not having kids with somebody who have the same eye or hair color would a traitor ?
azertuni ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:57:12 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah diversity is great but having kids with whoever you want is great too you know
Toparov ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:23:32 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is therefore the extinction of all races and a genetically superior mixing of traits and characteristics. Genetic diversity has positive health implications across a wide variety of factors in all major studies. We are creating a post racial, healthier humanity, now if only we could make a humanity that was post racist troglodytes.
studiosupport ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:51:45 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Winner winner! Genetic diversity has positive health implications.
If you want your race to become strong, it must mingle with others.
ArmoredKappa ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:51:36 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
>Genetically superior.
So black-and-white mixed race people are "superior" to black people? Would you care to say that in the middle of a ghetto? Which one of us is the racist again?
Also, there are places where the population is just about 100% black people, 100% Indian people, etc. The only people who don't have such a place is white people, which is why this problem is vastly more apparent for white people than for any other people.
Also, having some people who are mixed race and having some people of each "pure" race are not mutually exclusive.
Toparov ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:43:30 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, the more genetic diversity the better, issues like sickle cell or Crohn's disease are often caused by lack of genetic diversity it's a weakness not a strength to seek racial purity. Fact.
As above that is a good thing for white people.
The more humans of mixed race the better off humanity is as a whole.
lkjhgfdsamnbvcx ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 00:54:20 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My goodness! So much edgy!
azertuni ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 00:59:23 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's the problem if letting people marry whoever they want ?
Hezekiah_the_Judean ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 00:33:58 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That comment makes you seem like a truly appalling, bigoted, racist, anti-Semitic person.
ALGUIENoALGO ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:13:50 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dafuq
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:10:13 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wtf is this?
smookykins ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 00:50:09 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LOL you both are so ugly that your snoos look more human
Paterno_Ster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:54:53 on January 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
ow the edge
[deleted] ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 21:07:38 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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War_Daddy ยท 85 points ยท Posted at 23:57:21 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lmfao this has me dying
"HOW DO YOU FEEL THAT YOUR HUSBAND IS BAD AT WEBSITE MODERATION"
like that actually sounded like a dire insult in his head, and it's literally being directed to all-time tennis great Serena Williams
Everything about this is fucking top notch
Imma_Goner ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 23:53:36 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What are you doing looking at my post history?
[deleted] ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 23:37:58 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Show us on this doll where the bad man touched you.
Norsak ยท 102 points ยท Posted at 22:41:32 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who hurt you?
DBCrumpets ยท 172 points ยท Posted at 22:10:32 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You really are a vile person
Atheldemic ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 23:01:44 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Too bad they're both millionaires, if you're lucky they'll let you lick their toilets clean for minimum wage
[deleted] ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 23:09:58 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are the epitome of the cancer that infests this website.
Nycsummerintern92 ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 23:37:21 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now now, have some self esteem.
TexanDreamer ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:45:05 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This site was always cancer. The community was never pure.
Atheldemic ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:47:49 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You want a pure reddit race? Nice bro
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:52 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Please report to chemotherapy, thanks.
Atheldemic ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:16:31 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uhhhhh please stick to what you can prescribe medical pleb, narcan, tylenol or nitro at the most
Atheldemic ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:19:20 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DAMMNNNNN rekt as fuck start licking maggot
agareo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:09 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So?
longshot ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:43:14 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heh, triggered!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:11 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hehe xd so funny
PS pls also report directly to chemotherapy for decontamination.
longshot ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:24:23 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll see you there!
Atheldemic ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:51:48 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What did I tell you about prescribing stuff you aren't allowed to? Please leave it to the professionals.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:59:16 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Coming from an unemployed shitposter this is hilarious.
MuseofRose ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 23:32:19 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You mean he's getting pegged? I could see it
DerSturmbannfuror ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:18 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vividly, in 3D, like your u were there I bet ;)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:55:39 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:55:45 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Go back to facebook please, #MakeRedditGreatAgain
sodypop ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:38:08 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats to both of you!
nabeast ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:39:45 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
fรฉlicitations !!!
legallytheking ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:45:06 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations guys!
ahaseeb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:47:52 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats Alexis !
RadOneZondria ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:49:12 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations!! ๐ซ๐.๐
Ruredtyforme ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:51:00 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You broke my heart lol,seriously congratulations
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:55:48 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Terpsrgr8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:56 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations to you both!!
onewickedgirl ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:58:49 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So cute! Congrats to you both.
Gluecksritter90 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:59:24 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats!
cheersdom ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:02:42 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ok, this is pretty awesome. congrats, best for a lifetime of happiness
emile20 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:03:00 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
congrats
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:03:17 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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yelizabetta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:18:05 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
rome, new york actually :)
DesiInCT ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:03:42 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats and wishing you both all the best!
PreviouslySaydrah ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:07:36 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations, Serena and Alexis!
You're a fantastic couple and deserve all the happiness the world can offer you.
hamburgerizedjunk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:08:02 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am so happy for you two! Congratulations!
diamonda2u ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:08:25 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats! Luv it!!!!!
Gazing_Into_The_Void ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:09:16 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
congrats on your engagement.
1smores ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:09:23 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Super congrats!!! ๐พ๐๐๐
bgoldman64 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:09:32 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats Serena, that's amazing!
HelloItsMehh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:10:18 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yess, Serena! So happy for you and your fiancรฉ! ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ
cleveland_14 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:13:18 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats y'all!! To the top we go!
47beers ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:13:43 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats!! But quick question first, will you both play a game of tennis against each other and send us a video?
Piyrate ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:13:57 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations to you both. I wish you the very best.
tyevans498 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:15:10 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This makes him the luckiest nerd of all time.
seeasea ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:16:18 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Grand slam? Score, love-love
InteriorAlligator ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:23:45 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations! ๐พ
darkcatwizard ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:35:08 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
so happy to wake up to good news for once this year. congrats!
nomorefairytales ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:36:31 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
woot didn't think Reddit was cool enough for this. What a lucky guy! Congrats to Serena and Alexis =)
P.S. couple name should be... Alrena? Slexis? Sexis??...
knoekie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:37:08 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations.. the picture is really well done :)
centech ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:43:25 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm so confused. Had the news been 'Serena Williams KNOWS the cofounder of reddit' I would have been shocked.. was this a known thing that they were together?
areascontrol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:39 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yep.
Eddievetters ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:43:28 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wooot! Congratulations!! No story to share (yet) but the sap in me is here to read everyone else's.
Mimibrown ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:43:45 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Am so happy for you two. Serena is a very beautiful & special woman. Am wishing you two Gods blessings & happiness to your union. We re looking forward to your weddingโค๐๐๐ถ
AnnabellaPies ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:50:28 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats, I have been a fan of yours can I come to the wedding? Please!
spiral6 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:53:06 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What a great drawing, and a beautiful relationship, surely. Thanks for sharing, and congrats!
LazyProspector ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:53:45 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait is this actually Serena and Alexis. Holy shit, congrats to the both of you.
innabhagavadgitababy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:57:13 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good to see reddit in the news for something positive. Congratulations!
F1FO ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:59:10 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"New balls please." Not any more!
nosteppeonpeppe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:02:40 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats Serena you have a good taste
philorwhat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:16:44 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
never knew /u/kn0thing was such a fan of booty ๐
Congrats
MikeyMadness ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:21:46 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May the both of you live happily ever after. Congratulations!
tardy4datardis ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:26:42 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
hahaha Alexis is a real one. He made sure his girl stayed on brand with that Nike shirt. Well done sir.
sodajungles ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:35:12 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
congrats this is great! Take care of her!
TessD ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:35:43 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats Serena! I'm so happy for you!
pandaSmore ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:36:01 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lol wtf this is the most random and surprising post on the front page.
xoxomissc ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:37:38 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Next you'll be telling me the creator of Snapchat is dating one of the worlds hottest Victoria Secret models.
...wait
hanzors ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:38:40 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yessssss this is the cutest thing in the past forever since I watched that one cat video.
time_and_time ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:39:28 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is sooooo cute! Congratulations! :D
-obliviouscommenter- ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:44:56 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So all of reddit is invited right??
Mimibrown ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:46:36 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Serena & Alexis its an Ace! Congratulations to you two..am happy for you. High five to u Alexis..ure d man dat got it right๐
ychirea1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:50:25 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BRING THE BABIES!!!
QuietCakeBionics ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:52:23 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations to the both of you! :)
orangeblood ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:02:15 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn, /u/kn0thing, you really out-kicked your coverage on this one. Congrats!
shakeyjake ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:02:53 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let's celebrate life and love in 2017. Congratulations to /u/serenawillams and /u/kn0thing!
Snuhmeh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:04:16 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is that diamond to scale?
outadoc ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:07:12 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats you cuties!
Lurcher99 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:16:43 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just made Cnet front page, and CNN had it as a friggin special top header....
bathroomstalin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:17:05 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats to Serena and Alexis Williams!
Willa_Catheter_work ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:17:30 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations :-) Thank you for sharing this lovely moment in your lives. I wish you the best - this is beautiful!
Elisa-kiwi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:23:59 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's nice to have news to smile about this year. Congrats to you two strangers that I know tangentially...but I feel I need to see pics of ring/wedding dresses (and all that wedding related stuff) to fuel an innate part of my female soul :-)
dadergsbollocks ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:24:49 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wat
thehalfwit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:25:34 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alexis and Serena sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes wuv, then comes marriage
Then comes /u/kn0wthing in a baby carriage
bwinsy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:29:41 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats to Serena and Alexis!
TheMexicanJuan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:30:51 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ummm.... what !?
Oatz3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:31:12 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats /u/kn0thing and /u/serenawilliams!
May your popcorn be buttery and flavorful.
devil_dog_0341 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:35:43 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ha, this is nice. congrats.
greatGoD67 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:37:07 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Almost as suprised as I am happy for them. Congrats
rastoma ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:41:09 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So I guess she's no longer a JW: http://www.christianpost.com/news/serena-williams-will-never-date-again-unless-hes-a-jehovahs-witness-73765/
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:42:06 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yayyyyy!! I am so happy for y'all!! :))
e391615r ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:42:46 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CONGRATULATIONS!!
asod9 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:43:27 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why is she flying?
dcblJack ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:44:17 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TIL Serena Williams uses the internet for something other than counting the 0's in her bank account.
Rocket_AU ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:44:32 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This will be the fastest growing subreddit for a while, but I'm thinking of all the 'older' generations of ppl asking 'WTF is a reddit this morning?! '
Hyttech ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:47:48 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So how many people knew about this? Picture was watermarked more than a week ago.
babygaleva7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:49:28 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Y'll win the internet. Congrats on your upcoming nuptials!
cesarjulius ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:50:49 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
what a lucky man! wishing you both much joy and happiness.
Sleepy_One ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:57:27 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit Serena, congrats! Tennis girls always go for the nerdy guys :D
thatkeeginlady ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:57:32 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's amazing! Congratulations! What a team you'll make!
Esteban7593 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:12:03 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I came home from work and asked myself if I wanted pizza, and r/isaidyes
Congratulations Serena and Alexis :)
RTwhyNot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:12:34 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats and good luck, best tennis player ever!!!!!!
Cornelius_Poindexter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:13:48 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats. Prepare to have the best sex of your life, kn0thing.
Cache_or_bust ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:14:31 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Totally my new favorite power couple. Congrats to you both!!!
ButtGardener ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:15:13 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now I have visions of Serena Williams taking kn0thing from behind with a strap on. Thanks reddit.
Mrfrunzi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:17:45 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks so much for bringing a nice story to the top for a change! Congratulations!
SeryaphFR ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:22:37 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is this real fucking life right now?
barbedvelvet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:22:59 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aww congratulations! May you have many years of love and happiness together ๐
Vassago81 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:24:01 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So, I guess she's not a Jehovah Witness anymore? Congratulation on getting out of that cult!
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:26:14 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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E-rockComment ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:27:00 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
hey man that's not cool
planetdiver ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:36:56 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What a concept
kazneus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:52:28 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations! And thank you for a bit of good news to cap off a fairly shit year. I'm glad there is a bit more happiness in this world.
masinmancy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:54:02 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aww, that's very sweet. Congratulations!
Me so happy เฒฅโฃเฒฅ
proper_lofi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:03:13 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Conglatilation! ใใใงใจใใใใใพใใ๏ธ๐๐
cyanocittaetprocyon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:13:34 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations! So cool to hear this!!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:16:40 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Adorable! Congratulations! : )
GreatNegotiator ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:21:41 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations!!!! I wish the best for both of you!
MisterSquirrel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:22:01 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Marriage? My heartiest condolences to both of the victims.
wapu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:25:05 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That is really cool! Congrats to both of you!
305mph ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:37:30 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations to both and may you live happily ever after
Roxxyb329 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:39:08 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats! I'm very happy for the both of you!
Zefrom ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:51:41 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations!! May your love last long
Ami-Lynne ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:53:27 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You just cannot get any more romantic than this. I swoon with delight. Congratulations you two! My favorite nail artist and tennis legend. Finally you got your happiness!
AwakenedGorilla ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:54:54 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:03:58 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats!
theavidgamer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:17:12 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know kn0thing Serena Williams..
BTW, congratulations!
Edee3333333 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:36:07 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations Serena! So happy for you. I hope you're man realises how lucky he is. I suspect he does. :D
Snowda ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:36:45 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Soooo if I have this right...
Serena Williams can levitate and it is powered by diamonds?
scarletoarah ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:30:14 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations, future Mr. serenawilliams! My husband asked me to marry him out of the blue, in my Brooklyn kitchen after eight months of dating me, when I was making chai for us on a cold cold January evening. After we finished chai, r/isaidyes. :)
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:34:56 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations!
FreakNoMoSo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:09:23 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
COULDN'T GIVE LESS OF A FUCK.
RainyTickle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:13:09 on December 31, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clearly you did give a fuck since you found this link and chose to comment on it. This subreddit is literally for people getting engaged, why the fuck are you here?
FreakNoMoSo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:57:31 on December 31, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It showed up on all and enraged me.
AmyJacksonMusic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:35:56 on February 9, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
AweSome!
fuibbles ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:45:09 on April 18, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Interracial power couple between two of the coolest people ever.
And people say reddit is only for entitled white guys.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:55:10 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:08:03 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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celocanth13 ยท 92 points ยท Posted at 22:21:58 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you're both retarded
Furbush ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:23:33 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Says the guy who moderates an SJW circlejerk subreddit. You'd know retards you have first hand experience
Edit: also how dare you make fun of disabled people by using such an evil word. Your dads would be ashamed
celocanth13 ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 22:24:33 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Agreed
Kingbuji ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 22:43:28 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You just called yourself a retard...
Furbush ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 22:46:54 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A moderator of an SJW subreddit would know retards because all SJWs are mentally ill. My comment was spoofing SJWs and so it needed to sound downright retarded to seem authentic
Making solid arguments without losing your temper isn't what an SJW or retard does so my satirical comment can't either
Hexaltate ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 22:59:58 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Theres a lot of SJW in your post. Do you have some kind of fixation with that term?
Furbush ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:52 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Solid and well crafted counter argument
There's lots of SJWs in my post because there's a lot of SJWs on this website. Their king is now getting married into a relationship where he is the queen. All is right in the world
literallydontcaree ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 23:44:53 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can you imagine being a dude that gives a shit about the SJW boogeyman this much lmfao
tacopower69 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 00:21:05 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey honey I made you some tendies! Your favorite"
"Thanks m- wait a second, THESE TENDIES CAME FROM THAT SJW SHIT-HOUSE DIDN'T IT?"
"What's an SJW?"
"FUCK YOU MOM REEE SJW SHIT LITERALLY CANCER I DONT WANT TO CATCH SJW FROM THIS SHIT"
How I imagine his life is like
Furbush ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:28 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe when you're old enough to vote you will take the time to analyze both candidates fairly rather than mindlessly believing liberal propaganda.
Believe it or not, teenagers are incredibly misinformed about politics and your idea of trump has been shaped by people who don't know anything. Now go collect up your good boy points and have mommy bring you those yummy tendie tacos with extra catsup
tacopower69 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:34:11 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
why are you trying to make this about trump we are just making fun of your fear of the SJW boogeyman.
Furbush ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:55 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dog, stick to Minecraft and Pokรฉmon:GO the politics game is going over your head.
The SJW boogeyman is real and she just lost the election. HRC was fighting for the 3rd wave feminists, BLM, and the rest of the crazy SJW types more than any canidate in history by far. The regressive left insane ideology has infiltrated the Democrats and it's become mainstream to fight against free speech while promoting misinformation like the wage gap. Classical liberals voted for Trump because our 1st and 2nd ammendment rights are under attack by the left now more than any time in history. Speaking out against SJWs, voting for Trump, and caring about our civil liberties is all one in the same
Politics is incredibly complex and nuanced, no issue is ever black and white. Honestly, you can't even vote so why even start the argument?
tacopower69 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 01:02:34 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lol
lmao
I'm not even sure if you're being sarcastic or not at this point
Except trump wants stricter libel laws, therefore limiting free speech and press, all because his feefees got hurt
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/feb/26/trump-pledges-curb-press-freedom-libel-laws-first-amendment
Also, stricter gun control laws doesn't mean hillary is going to make guns illegal. Everything she has said about gun laws were pretty reasonable. She wants to expand background checks, close loopholes like the charleston loophole, and repeal the immunity of gun industries from being sued for negligence. Not unreasonable and definitely not trying to repeal the second amendment or some other nonsense.
Also I think it's funny how conservatives think we need extensive background checks for employees and potential voters but for purchasing a weapon capable of killing many people at any given moment? Hell no! That's an attack on muh freedom!
back to the crazy SJW boogyman stuff
If it's so complex then why are you insisting that SJWs are literally trying to destroy america and take away everyone's freedoms? Thats an extremely simplistic and biased view of liberal ideology. I guess politics is only complex when it comes to trump? No one can keep up with 8d chess I guess
literallydontcaree ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:08:57 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lol why bother dude. Just mock them more fun and same level of productivity.
Furbush ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:11:52 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
tacopower69, trust me when I say you are out of your element. Just because you say "lol" doesn't make anything I typed not true. As a teenager, you have very little knowledge of world history and don't understand how dangerous leftist ideology has been in the 20th century
What the mainstream media has said about Trump is libel and slander and they shouldn't be allowed to do it. All of these Russian hacker conspiracy theories are completely unsubstantiated and are the equivalent to the red scare. Member when the media was saying Trump was a sexual predator everyday? You probably don't since you don't watch the news; but they were and after the election we never heard those stories again because they were lies. Nobody is against investigative journalism but witch hunts and conspiracy theories are hardly what I would consider journalism.
I know it's hard to believe, but you and everybody you know doesn't know dick about Trump. Everything you believe has been tainted by misinformed people you know and the misleading mainstream media. My only hope is that Trump is the president I know he can be and in 2020 when you cast that first vote you stand with us.
Also guns don't kill people, people kill people. The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun. You don't need guns to commit mass murder; member Nice, France when an Islamic killed 86 people with a truck? Imagine if someone had a gun that day? A human life is a terrible thing to waste
tacopower69 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:23:26 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uh oh seems like you wanna infringe on my first amendment rights
CIA, FBI and literally every governmental agency who has come to the conclusion that Russia hacked the DNC are all run by SJW cucks. The real conspiracy is John Podesta running a child sex slave ring in a pizzeria! People who believe the CIA are just conspiritard wackjobs!
hey at least that was based on fact and not completely fabricated like some news outlets (Fox and Breitbart, the holy grail of "true" news)
Yeah you're right. After watching trump's speeches and reading his tweets no one truly understands trump as well as his supporters. I mean, you're completely right. If only liberals understood his real message and didn't listen to the fabricated garbage of the media based in nothing but lies then they would of course support trump in subverting almost all of their values!
The only way that will happen is if Trump does the exact opposite of what he said he would do i.e. not overturn Roe v Wade, assign a moderate supreme court justice, not build the stupid wall, get rid of all conflicts of interest, and implement a single-payer healthcare system
Furbush ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:26 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goddamn, you have been indoctrinated with some radical left wing shit. I was misguided at your age too, but as you grow older and are exposed to new ideas you'll learn.
Defamation isn't covered by the 1st ammendment and it shouldn't be. Thinking that free speech means literally all speech is child reasoning. What Trump is trying to stop is the "fake news" baseless attacks that ruins people's lives. The 1st ammendment is there to protect unpopular speech not your right to print lies. The 1st ammendment is under attack now more than any time in history by people on the left. "Hate speech" has been made illegal when that's a subjective term that people on the left take as "anything critical of minorities." When you look throughout history the beginnings of the rise of a tyrannical government always begins with silencing of dissenting opinions.
The fact you think every agency has said Russia hacked the DNC is proof you're completely misinformed. All of the stories run by the mainstream media have no verifiable source and the FBI and CIA both have made no statements to suggest Russia hacked the DNC. The only official government statement was made by the department of homeland security and it made no definitive statements one way or the other because they don't want to get a libel case. Funny how only people appointed by Obama with a vested interest in Hillary winning will suggest the possibility of Russian hackers
There was nothing to suggest Trump was a sexual predator which is why after he won those stories were no longer run. The fact you believe any of this garbage proves you've been indoctrinated with falsehoods. The "grab em by the pussy" thing is the worst evidence anyone ever had on Trump and that is nothing. If you are going to say you've never said something more offensive than that in private you're a liar. Meanwhile HRC is married to the most legendary sexual predator ever to hold the office, who was impeached for lying under oath, and we are supposed to believe Trump is the real predator.
The evidence of Pizzagate is overwhelming compared to the evidence of Trump assaults or Russian hackers. I don't believe that theory, but at least the evidence is there for anyone to see. The DNC leak proved HRC and the MSM were willing to do or say anything to win. The smear campaign they ran against Trump was legendary and they still lost because his ideology is superior.
You are just a kid and you have been suckered into hating the president. Try to be an objective and informed citizen rather than another member of the hate mob. It's your responsibility to collect information from all sources and compile the truth for yourself. Be skeptical of everything.
tacopower69 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:17:27 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It seems like you're the one indoctrinated. I hope one day you can grow up and finally see reason.
lol i didn't actually think you believed all that crap, I was just looking for a conspiracy the nutjobs on your "side" believed. Now I know I've been talking to one of those nutjobs the entire time!
Furbush ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:43 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy crap, you're an idiot. Did you even bother to read anything I posted? There is literally no evidence to suggest the theory that Russia hacked the DNC, while Pizzagate has emails tied to it which anyone can read. Therefore, there is far more evidence for Pizzagate since it is being compared to nothing at all
You can't argue any points I made so that's how low you stoop? A personal attack calling me a conspiracy nut job because I said at least that conspiracy theory has evidence tied to it. Pathetic
tacopower69 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:47:02 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Russia hacks has been confirmed by the US government to be true. That is more evidence than some wackjobs using twisted logic to miscontrue what the emails said.
An email like "Hi, paul!" turns into some secret code where HI is a small town in some random state and paul is the name of the child slave located there for pickup. In the real world however, the email simply means "Hi, paul!"
I mean, me or anyone with half a brain could prove you wrong but you're not really concerned with evidence or logic so there's no point
Furbush ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:24 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goddamn you really have no self awareness of your own illogical fallacies.
Please cite your source where the US government has made an official statement confirming Russian hackers narrative. The only official statement made by a government agency on the matter was by the department of homeland security, whose head was appointed by Obama and has a vested interest in a Democrat winning. That statement makes no clear claim and only suggests that the Kremlin has committed espionage in the past which is a moot point considering every major country has committed cyber espionage to varying degrees. I already clearly made this point before but I guess you aren't the best at reading comprehension. Every news story that is promoting the Russian hacker narrative has been using hearsay as a primary source which is terrible journalism. I can make up literally anything and say it's from an undisclosed source and nobody can disprove it, doesn't make it correct. I will believe the Russian hackers conspiracy theory when someone provides a single strand of evidence. WikiLeaks has already discredited it and they have no reason to help Trump and ruin their reputation by lying for the first time
If you think the evidence for Pizzagate is that vague you are completely uninformed. I don't believe the theory, but to act like the claims are being made out of thin air is nonsense. http://sli.mg/6eSq79
Honestly, you need to get your information from primary sources and stop letting confirmation bias dictate your opinions. You have been brainwashed by liberals who have been brainwashed by the mainstream media. You will feel much more intellectually satisfied if you construct your own opinions based on evidence rather than regurgitating far left dogmas
Love how you say I'm not concerned with logic or evidence. I think I've made it clear that's all I care about. I was a Democrat until the DNC leak and I switched party after intensely researching the leak and Trump's policies. I think you've made it abundantly clear your opinions on Trump all have been pushed on you by your parents or other kids at school. The right is the party of logic and reasoning and the left is the party of feels and safe spaces. There are many issues which I am left leaning but people being multifaceted and politics being complex probably goes over your head.
tacopower69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:41 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure all fallacies are illogical
Furbush ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:21:28 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great point champ, you got me there on a redundancy. Don't join the debate team.
riksi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:50:32 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So, was Serena a dude ?
True-Tiger ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 23:07:00 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just in case you're curious you are now tagged as self appointed retard
Furbush ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:11:08 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If me parodying an SJW makes me sound retarded then we are on the same team. Please don't trigger me anymore or I might have a cisbreakdown
True-Tiger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:55:53 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You think you're parodying but you're too retarded to get it right. Because instead of sounding like a crazy SJW you sound like Red Pill incel
Furbush ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:07:25 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You believe the conspiracy theory that Russia hacked the election. You calling anyone anything-pill while wearing your tin foil hat is pretty ironic.
True-Tiger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:21:03 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
17 US intelligence agencies said they did younare fucking stupid if you believe otherwise.
Furbush ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:42 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Someone has been watching too much fake news! Link me the official statements from 17 government agencies that say Russia hacked our election. The only official government statement is from Department of Homeland Security it only says that they suspect Russia because Russia has engaged in cyber espionage in the past. Every major country has committed cyber espionage to varying degrees so that point is invalid. The DHS head is appointed by the president and has a vested interest in trying to help Hillary win. If she wins then they get to keep their job for 4 more years. They never make a definitative claim in the report because that opens up a chance for a libel suit when people ask for proof.
Every other report claiming Russia hacked the election has been from unverifiable sources. It's very convenient that every report claiming Russia hacked the election has been from insiders that can't be disproven. The bar for journalist integrity has never been lower when hearsay is treated as fact. I only believe reports that use primary verifable sources. Especially after the DNC leak where the level of collusion between the media and Clinton campaign was proven
You believe everything you read without checking for any sources but I'm the stupid one. Don't be gullible just because you hate Trump.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:43:31 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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halvin_and_cobbes ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:31:49 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
u mad?
Hexaltate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:01:10 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
???
donkeyponkey ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:42:47 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have just one question: why is the female in this picture colored with a realistic skin color (brown in this case), but the male is completely white? Does the maker of this image disregard the European race so much that (s)he doesn't even bother to color their skin properly?
thingsthatbreak ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 14:54:44 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LMFAO
You're pathetic, holy shit
donkeyponkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:07:26 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why?
xXxSoulxXx ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 15:52:37 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gonna go out on a limb and say it's because your attempting to make this a race issue. You are grasping at straws over like the stupidest shit. Oh no the white guy is white. If this is the stuff that bothers you, you really need to get out more.
I_Edit_Some_Pictures ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:15:51 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man 2016 has been weird.
The_Man11 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:23:07 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
2016 just won't quit.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:51:59 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What in the fuck is this shit?
Sig_Wilton ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:04:26 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why are you dating a black girl..?
thingsthatbreak ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 14:53:56 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why do you care that much?
Delumine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:03 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit
salawm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:53 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
aw congrats, /u/serenawilliams and /u/kn0thing!
cecilekm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:27 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations to you both!!!!!!!
Wootens ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:01 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations :D
cinimonstk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:33 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations!!!!
Drama79 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:08 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations to you both!
Littlenick223 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:21 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We are amongst the first to find this post. i guarantee it'll blow up
brigi_zs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:30 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats for you both!!!! <3
moca448 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:37 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is beauty-full!
retnuh730 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:52 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
2016, huh? What a year.
Dan_Desi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:14 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So so happy! ๐๐ค
bailybijou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:55 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yay!! ๐
zi76 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:14 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats!
FlipCup88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:28 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats! - Now how do I become a moderator of this subreddit....hmmmm
SummerySquash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:33 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations. Great combo... I'm so excited for you both!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:46 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Omg congrats!!!! I love you Serena, wishing you the best !!!!
Learned_ambition ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:49 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nice forehand lob with perfect spin into her heart! Game!
iTsN0ScOpEs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:13 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats! I had no idea about this!
may92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:15 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats! โกโกโก
meganncochrane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:03 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ahhh congrats! Finally I am so glad to see you happy, and with such a great guy! Here's to the future ๐ฅ
Trickster174 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:41 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Browsing Reddit, then go to Facebook, see this story, go back to Reddit, search r/All, find nothing, then back to Facebook, find the link within the Facebook article, and now...here we are.
Congratulations! Finding a partner who just gets you is such a thrilling feeling!
Jajaloo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:43 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Game, set and perfect match. ๐
elpayo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:15 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations. Love/Love
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:59 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CONGRATULATIONS!
darrensurrey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:43 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats!
KaratePimp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:21 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/WEtRoZ5FWNc
frogspyer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:06 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations you two!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:07 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations!
dakry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:09 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats you two!
JOYLUCK5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:43 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Awsome! Congratulations to the both of them!
M2JL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:00 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CONGRATULATIONS!!! Very happy for both of you :D
bad_with_stress ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:41 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Let me be your Tennis ball...
You can bounce me, off the wall."
AllCaffeineNoEnergy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:59 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is adorable! Congrats!
rebeckys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:22 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Best wishes and congratulations, you two!!
I hope you have Snoo-shaped tennis balls on top of the wedding cake.
RidleyScotch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:50 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It feels weird that i found out about this from this article on my RSS feed
http://www.mediaite.com/online/serena-williams-announced-her-engagement-to-reddit-co-founder-on-reddit/
Congratulations folks!
SunJ20 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:06 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow I had no idea that Serena Williams was dating a Reddit Admin.Congrats y'all.
susanai6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:07 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rather wonderful, congratulations.
wayan_nz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:03 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The diamond in that pic is in all likelihood true to scale.
thekenzo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:02 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's like it's on steroids.
Qwertyuio1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:37 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YAY! Congrats :)
Legs24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:21 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations!๐ฐ๐๐
afvalbak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:10 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats to the both of you, best wishes.
PenguinHero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:47 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations u/serenawilliams and u/kn0thing
RazorbackPride ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:56 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit congratulations guys!
mintsponge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:10 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Didn't see this coming
Hordiyevych ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:22 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn, this came out of nowhere. Congrats!!!
VonTrappJediMaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:31 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations!!
nintendobratkat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:24 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats!!
qy__liu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:49 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
what happens?
shadowX9000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:25 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations!
Uniquitous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:06 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats to the both of you!
Soygen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:25 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who are these people!?
aswdx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:35 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Omg when did this happen!!!?!
gabbygabsmtv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:03 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats Serena
gill__gill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:26 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OH MY GOODNESS I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THIS WAS AT FIRST BUT THEN I SAW IT ON INSTAGRAM!!! I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU GUYS!!!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:06 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yay for y'all! Make /r/tennis great again!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:10 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratssssssssssssssssssss
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:29 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yay congratulations!!!!
broseph_risk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:07 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I bet Drake is disappointed
Geralt-of_Rivia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:55 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So much about this post is blowing my mind.
Which reminds me - "Diamonds, she'll pretty much have to..."
dcc131906 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:19 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations Serena I'm so happy for you!!!!
applecidervinegar23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:47 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CONGRATS!
the_doomtrain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:02 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats
bagelofthefuture ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:22 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
coming straight out of left field
qy__liu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:00 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
is it real? if so, congrats serena
Senor_Sweg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:47 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats
madara158 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:03 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did anyone else Google this to make sure we weren't being bamboozled. But it's real, so congrats man.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:46 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats!
nyjets326 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:46 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm just here for the karma
coloradoforests1701 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:52 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow nice!
HelloZukoHere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:01 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
<3
RebelWizard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:20 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, I never. Congrats y'all.
HashtagFour20 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:03 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
what
dreamghost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:28 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great news! Life is more then just one thing-tennis!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:03:25 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I keep searching to find any sort of evidence that Alexis is a baptized Jehovah's Witness, and am not finding anything.
sircharlesanthony ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:39 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats guys ! This is so awesome !!
maybesaydie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:22 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is wonderful. I wish you guys a lifetime of happiness.
ecnopt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:52 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Didn't know now I do congratulations
johndarling ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:40 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That feel when you are contractually obligated to include your corporate sponsors in your engagement announcement.
BrianReveles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:49 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats to both of you !
SuzTee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:37 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats!
emilysbs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:17 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can't believe I read about this on Facebook before seeing it hit r/all
thesenutsinyourmouth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:35 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dank
doubleflusher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:54 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow! I thought Serena was dating a rapper (Common?)? Who knew?
s100181 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:00 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I found this on twitter!
Congratulations to you both. Serena, you are indeed one of the greatest ever!!
FreshTits ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:56 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Woah congrats!!!
keatscapability ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:13 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations!!!! You are an inspiration, and I am thrilled to hear of your joyful news. Thank you for all you do as a power of example. Your 'sorry' appearance... well... just perfect. Your tennis... the greatest.. for a long time. Seriously, thanks for being you and sharing what you do with the world.
TheEditorialGuru ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:17 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So happy for you both...XXOO!!!
TheAdventMaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:38 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why does https://www.reddit.com/r/isaidyes/top/ have "links from: all time" and then this at the top?
fucks_with_dolphins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:41 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She got engaged to the co-creator of Reddit. That's why this is suddenly showing on the front page. I found out through Twitter, which is just a cesspool of racists mad that she's with a white guy.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:45 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Woah?! I had no idea Serena Williams was on Reddit!! Awesome!
cragcrag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:29 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This whole thing is bizarre to me.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:53 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FUCK the reddit admins, they are cock suckers! And fuck /u/spez !!!
Diogenes_of_Oenoanda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:55 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whoa this really is the Serena Williams, and her and /u/kn0thing really did get engaged
obadetona ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:54 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait what
Matalex7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:57 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Awesome! Congratulations, Serena! ๐ค
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:07 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
does that mean kn0thing can beat serena while she is playing with her right?
_pbjm_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:31 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats!! XD
gimmeeverything ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:53 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!! YAY!!
yeeeepyepyep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:14 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ok I'm glad I wasn't the only one that didn't know they were dating. I thought she was dating Drake or someone cool. Sorry Alexis! You're still my hero.
Elisa-kiwi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:10 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hope you enjoy your time in New Zealand :-) I'll be cheering you on through the TV
AMJHOO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:34 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats you two!! Of course only a wahoo is fit for Queen Serena!
blamblambigalow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:53 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...slowly piecing together the story...
Congrats!!!
LooseLeaf24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:59 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now she can also change things
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:13 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats to both of you!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:01:11 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nice
Puppycow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:01:46 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations to both of you!! :D
Seanis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:06 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
congratulations, may you find happiness for the rest of your days with your only love.
Xeiliex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:34 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I will either be banned or reap sweet karma for this. The risk is worth it.
Congrats.
pottzie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:17 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
....Wouldn't that be nice????
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MB2f6-U72Zk
Congrats!
Nocturnalcaat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:06:04 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations to you both!
TheSupreKid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:00 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Love is in the air.
darexinfinity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:26 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
mrw I thought some girl is so obsessed with reddit she decided to marry it.
westondeboer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:11 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sponsored by Nike.
Congrats!!
putsomecolourson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:05 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations
777louisdeal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:38 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck yeah. I love references about Reddit on Reddit
Joshsh28 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:53 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Underrated post.
caitychan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:41 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is incredible. /u/serenawilliams and /u/kn0thing, we need an AMA, please God!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:46 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the most unexpected story since a month and a half ago
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:37 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was always under the impression that /u/spez was dating Venus Williams lol.
I'm a moron.
Ehloanna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:07 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
deleted What is this?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:51 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
better than the other founder
vHAL_9000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:42 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shitballs!
Exastiken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:58 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations!
wtdn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:30 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations! This is a long shot but did you see Mathilda at Broadway in August? I think i sat next to you.
escapist11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:32 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TOO ADORABLE!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:58 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well...congrats! I wish you two happiness!
AndrewNathaniel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:21 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/u/kn0thing you dog, congrats!
Cece75 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:43 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations you two!!!!
Yankee241 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:49 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yo Serena got it going on. Congrats ๐
Tspoonful2016 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:37 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations
muyuu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:43 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38464603
Antzlive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:14 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is so surreal. PS I love you Serena, you're my favourite sportswoman ever!
horrrors ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:51 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Drake about to make a reddit account
retnie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:15 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Amazing! Congrats you two! Wishing you great happiness & lifelong laughter.
cynoclast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:44 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is that the Taj, and Colosseum in the background?
Somebody went on a fancy around the world proposal party, consummated with a shiny hunk of carbon and some guerilla marketing. I like it.
BladeAP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:19 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Very unexpected, but very pleasant to hear. Congrats!
UltraLitMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:13 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
popcorn taste good
Lujxio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:56 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Waiting for that Drake song talking about how his exes move on to better things and he's still sad. Gonna be ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Hollywood_WBS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:05 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
well my dream crush is gettng married. fuck.. congrats
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:08 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations, you two :)
hcashew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:02 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations, u/serenawilliams
Try2Relax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:37 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love lamp?
thisisfats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:03 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm cringing so hard.
Tell my wife and kids I love them.
PretendingToProgram ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:34 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is really fucking weird
Ashleigh_L_Thomasi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:31 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sad to see that someone would be willing to live full time with one of the political thugs that run this place.
Hazeringx ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:29:32 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lol political thug
MickCollins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:43 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All Redditors are invited, right?
Congrats to both of you.
shifty313 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:04 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No way either bots or reddit friends didn't upvote this inorganically?
KeenanAllnIvryWayans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:00 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does this mean my dream of seeing Lebron + Serena super children is dead?
VestigialPseudogene ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:55 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
wat
TunaLobster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:12 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
3 year old reddit account and this is the first thing you post? Miles above what most people start of posting.
GonnaVote4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:31 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What the hell is this and why is it on my r/all?
GonnaVote4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:53 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh yea, this happened organicaly...
Fucking reddit and their manipulating of the algorithms
Haredeenee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:55 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
hahahaha
Teqnique_757 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:33 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm absolutely confused at what is going on here.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:31 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why is she floating?
undeadbill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:54 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You make a cute couple and I wish the best for you. Felicitations from /r/all.
ObviouslyNotAMoose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:07 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The fuck is this?
OferZak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:03 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mazel tov
pukesonyourshoes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:34 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Warmest congratulations Serena.
Hope we see you over at /r/exjw sometime. I'm sure you've got quite the story.
holdmydrpepper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:28 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats! I just got engaged to my future wife last month :) Yall should come to my wedding on March 11th! Congratulations again and good luck!!!!
kimpiretv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:04 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WONDERFUL!!!
RomireOnline ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:37 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Huzzah!
gracebatmonkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:19 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is pretty much my favourite reddit story ever, now.
Y'all are awesome. I'm glad y'all get to be awesome together. Brilliant. Uplifting, even!
Thanks for sharing it with us.
Chriscftb97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:14 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
More Life about to be the best album of 2017
lazylearner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:32 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just want to be apart of this amazing event.
Congratulations guys!
Lover_NY_UPS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:18 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats both of you !
SupremeRedditBot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:09 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats for reaching r/all/top/ (of the day, top 50) with your post! ย
I am a bot, probably quite annoying, I mean no harm though
Message me to add your account or subreddit to my blacklist
wskyindjar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:37 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats Alexis and Serena!
Escobeats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:16 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats Serena and your man, don't let the public reaction change your love for each other.
ahyrah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:48 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats!
FL21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:39 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where's the bachelor party?
kevuno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:15 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations to both!! Some months ago u/kn0thing came to my college and gave a talk about entrepreneurship, I would have never imagined he was so close to marryng a tennis star!!
drie21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:38 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Serena is this really you ? Also congratulations.
appropriate-username ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:08 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did kn0thing pull some strings to get this to /r/all? Otherwise, how did this make it out of a subreddit made 17 days ago?
rfly05 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:18 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations you two!
RobBanana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:36 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm confused...
pearldrop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:54 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is amazing
SweetLime1122 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:08 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations!
vit05 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:50 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats
tywebb12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:31 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wonder if this will hit r/all...
CrumbBCrumb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:30 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hope your tables at the wedding are subreddit themed. You know things like /r/Redskins or /r/SnoresInSleep or even /r/WetsTheBed if your families are that wild.
Congrats as well!
kckman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:07 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There has to be an AMA in this somewhere! Congrats Serena! He's a very fortunate man indeed!
RedBombX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:13 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know there's gotta be a Sprog post in here, somewhere. Can somebody point the way?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:24 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is amazing! Congratulations
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:08 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What in the hell
Weapons_Grade_Autism ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:03 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Popcorn tastes good.
Callduron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:12 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats to you both.
reckless_cuda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:22:00 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So a man is going to marry a man. I get it.
mutatron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:21 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Generated Serena/Alexis baby face
CowsHaveFourDicks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:45 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Instead of rice, you should use popcorn.
gomurifle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:20 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can he last three sets with Serena?
Ithurtsprecious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:57 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SCREAMING
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:53 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
K
missussisyphus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:08 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mazel tov! Wishing you the best Serena!
exasperated_dreams ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:52 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i thought she was going out with drake, TIL
kate_r7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:21:10 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations Serena and Alexis. A little ray of sunshine after a year of icks :)
Budadiii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:33 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man this is so weird, crazy, funny, and somehow makes me really happy... Congrats Serena! Give us an AMA soon! <3
JJ_The_Diplomat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:50 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hate this site and every one of you
NationalismFTW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:09 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sort by controversial
slayersc23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:00 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats!
VicarLos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:56:59 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is so wonderful! Congratulations you two! โค
Bart_Thievescant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:59:56 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Grats. Hope you guys are happy.
Do not sort by controversial. Stormfront is hard at work in the dregs of this thread.
Edit: Yes, yes, I think I'll go ahead and disable inbox replies.
myeroaccount ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:02:53 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I bet she said she would marry him if he would win a game of tennis against her.
History shows she never learns.
ApoorvaKatyayan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:10:40 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Happy to see you both happy... Congratulations ๐๐
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:11:06 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
congrats! I'm happy for you both and it seems fated and neat that your two would meet and marry! Both of you have such interesting careers and you are the best at that chosen career. I'm sure together you will even go further.
prodigy2throw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:35 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wonder if this engagement will die in 2016 too
gushisgosh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:01 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So this is on the front page? Sounds like nepotism to me.
Well, serena, it's what they say. If he's willing to cheat for you he's willing to cheat on you.
WowzaCannedSpam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:19:38 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lol ok this is freaking adorable
GoldenIvan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:21:19 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Grats to both of you.
This is funny as hell though: https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/5l056q/many_people_are_surprised_by_the_engagement_of/
WimbeeJeff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:23:04 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pawsome! so happy for you!
thechodler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:46:13 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Her Olympic thighs will crush his head
AnIce-creamCone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:53:14 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RIP reddit.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:06:38 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats to the power couple. Much happiness to the both of you.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:33:06 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats guys, really happy for you both <3
shadowq8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:40:12 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
wtf is this sub ?
dancingbrunette ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:53:00 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations! And thank you for proving that nerds everywhere can end up with a non nerd.
shitzandgigglez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:42:35 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy crap this makes me unreasonably happy. Sniff.
kate_r7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:58:52 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love how it was announced when you both arrived in NZ. Nice video of them both at the airport https://www.tvnz.co.nz/one-news/sport/tennis/serena-williams-announces-engagement-after-new-zealand-arrival?auto=5265633798001
one_armed_scissors ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:13:59 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulation to you both and best wishes for the future
Ms_Carol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:48:30 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Awesome! Congratulations!
jell-o_girl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:58:19 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations! So happy! Hope the wedding will be here in south Florida!
iletras ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:19:30 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Happy for both of you. And, Alex, You got THAT girl?!
WE ARE SOOO. DAMN. JEALOUS!!!
mindgameproject ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:24:48 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Better tell will you give back all your titles and prizes and money for this decade plays that you have been gaining because of your "medical treatment" for your desease? You sneaky doping bitch.
berekah1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:26:13 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LOVELY wish them the best, babies soon please lol
NarrowHipsAreSexy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:29:56 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey congrats, y'all.
Wish both of ya happiness.
Jezamiah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:24:48 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats!
weird_girl908 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:49:20 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you guys..... CONGRATULATIONS! <3
Bigelow_Art ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:59:27 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats! <3
Mayafoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:59:46 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OMG that's so cute!
SrtaTacoMal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:24:23 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When people are giving you Reddit Gold but you already have Reddit Diamond.
Congratulations!!!
iletras ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:35:46 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
re: /u/serenawilliams /u/kn0thing Congratulations future Mr. and Mrs. Snoo !!!
kn0thing ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:01:56 on January 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Why thank you.
Derumisis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:55:53 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can I come to the wedding?
debrutsideno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:34:18 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now I want to buy a pair of Nikes.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:35:46 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats!!! We love you both!
Solar_Powered_Torch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:55:14 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
may your crops prosper
may her grip be tight
may his popcorn taste good
spritemoney ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:27:38 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Awesome! Congrats you two!
bummer01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:09:59 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So happy for you Serena!!! He's a lucky man!!! Beautiful tan-colored babies coming up!!!!
briz0matic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:31 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats!!
HouseofPain1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:30 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just hope Serena Williams isnt a Dallas Cowboys , New York Giants or Philadelphia Eagles fan or things could get ugly with her future husband = http://www.csnmidatlantic.com/washington-redskins/redskins-fan-who-founded-reddit-marry-serena-williams
farazahmedrizwan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:51 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Serena Williams is engaged to MR Reddit. Great News.
mibtp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:41 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ahhhhhh. How wonderful. I hope they have a long and happy life together.
Blackwind123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:07 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well this is adorable.
Kaiosama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:02 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations to both of you amazing human beings!
May you enjoy many decades together to come!
Bravo!
lovred37 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:56 on December 31, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations!!! #goat
Leporad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:16 on December 31, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ms.Williams was kinda generous with her breasts.
jacksonlcarlos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:34 on December 31, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I loved it. A+
Krjjsu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:25:16 on December 31, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beautiful
RainyTickle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:55:04 on December 31, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Awww this is adorable! Congrats! <3
MLeelovestennis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:37:17 on December 31, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats Serena! Hope to see you at the WTA Finals in October with the special man in Singapore!
FurFreeSociety ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:06:04 on December 31, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations! It's always uplifting to hear when "Love is in the Air"
yogamuch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:27 on December 31, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats!! So happy for the 2 of you!!!
Tam4233 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:25 on December 31, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sweet KnOthing๐
jlsimp07 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:10 on December 31, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Love this!! Congratulations Serena!! โค๏ธ
purpleslug ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:03:55 on January 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit I thought that this was just a meme. Congrats!!!
AIRArtistinResidence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:42:39 on January 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
awesome
Drjazze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:26:40 on January 2, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Good for both of you.
saponifying ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:57 on January 2, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Woo hoo! Congratulations to you both - that's some of the best news I've heard in a while. A good start to 2017 - God Bless!
tokkkidoki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:53:06 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
damn that is one weird looking couple. imagine their kids shudders
MitchAussie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:31:16 on January 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats Serena and your Man. So happy for both. All your hard, training in Tennis... Now it's also your time to be with your soul mate. Much love..xxx
iAmFabled ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:05 on January 6, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Lot of money between that pair lol
Vyrixio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:03 on January 8, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
To quote the Kool-Aid Man, "Oh, yeah!"
ke1ly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:50 on January 9, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations!! <3
ZK686 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:02 on January 28, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Serena will always be my sports crush..I've been in love with her forever. It seemed like only yesterday she was out there wearing her catsuit..
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01644/20020820-serena-ca_1644787i.jpg
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:53:27 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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HokusSchmokus ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:33:34 on December 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So racist and trying to tell a woman what to do, nice.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:40 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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cleveland_14 ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 20:15:55 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh no how terrible!" Seriously fuck off with your racism, crawl on back to TheDonald or whatever cesspool you came from
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:25:10 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Username checks out