My auditory functions have transmitted data to my central processing organ and the most likely interpretation of this sensory data suggest that you have directed the insult of, "douche bag" towards my representative avatar.
When I was a kid I’d hold my finger up to my nose and because I have two eyes it would appear to go invisible so I was convinced I had poorly developed x-ray vision.
I thought that those little swimmy things you sometimes see were atoms or something and I had God-tier vision. Adulthood has been nothing but a disappointment.
[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 00:53:10 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hijacking top comment to say a little bit of me dies inside every time I see a post from this sub. They're all so blatantly satire. It's embarrassing. I honestly don't even know what to say like. How can you not see this and recognize that he's joking. Like am I that much smarter than you all?
I had a friend who made the great discovery that "before something happens in a movie, they try to set the mood with the music. Like you know something scary is about to happen if you hear scary music." She asked me if I'd ever noticed it before, then when I was too incredulous to answer she pondered if she were the only one who noticed.
MrKKC · 1 points · Posted at 06:46:32 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I know Spike Lee's Malcolm X had its flaws, but the scene where X absorbed the brainwaves of racists by putting a pool skimmer over their heads was pretty spot-on.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 07:22:25 on May 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
This reminds me of the end of starship troopers lol
So, my brother had been a long time addict and general waste of space for years. One day, he calls me and my mom and asks us to meet with him at iHop because he has something important to tell us.
He sits there with us talking for about twenty minutes. Just chitchat. Finally, he says "I believe I have made a big breakthrough." My mom is ecstatic and interrupts him, congratulating him on getting sober and starting to get his life on track.
He looks at both of us and says "I did this experimental strain of weed a few months ago and now I think I am beginning to be able to move things with my mind. I am almost there. I think I need to just buy a little more and I will be able to do it. Its really expensive, though. I was hoping you guys could chip in with me so I could afford it."
His "breakthrough" in telekinesis is most likely a breakthrough of schizophrenic symptoms either triggered or exacerbated by the use of weed. Most people are fine with weed, but the drug can really harm people with preexisting mental health issues.
This. We're currently experiencing this at our house this year. After two hospitalizations, sedations, PHP, and an IOP1, he is convinced it was because he hadn't had enough sleep. Except that healthy 16 year-olds don't think they can read people's minds, plant thoughts into other people's heads, receive special messages through the TV, hear voices, or tell nurses that their best friends are their babies- their unborn babies, that live in their heads.
After a second IOP2, the kid simply chooses drugs over people. When he is old enough to move out next month, he likely won't take any of his medications with him, so we might never see him again.
Do you just assume everyone knows that IOP means "Intensive outpatient program" or what?
I had to google it, and that choice was still the 4th one down.
With how often I see people use obscure initialisms without explaining them, sometimes I feel like the fact that I recognize that not everyone knows about my hobbies or anything else that goes on in my life is some kind of fucking superpower.
For real, it gets annoying seeing half a sentence be a bunch of weird initials i have to individually look up just to understand what the hell someone is saying
That isn't really sonder, though. I get how you're trying to relate them but I don't think it quite fits.
I think it of it more as seeing somebody's bedroom light on in their apartment. You can see a part of that person's life, you know it exists, but you will very likely never get to be a part of it. Kind of makes you realize how much of the world you're missing.
Sometimes I think the ability to look things up is my fucking superpower. So you had to type three letters into Google. How difficult was that for you?
So you think it's fair to expect the dozens, maybe hundreds of people who read your comment to look it up instead of just taking 3 extra fucking seconds to type it out?
Difficult? No. Irritating? A little.
Would you give a speech to an audience that doesn't understand your shorthand? I mean, they can pull out their phones and look it up, right?
It's just courtesy that if you want people to give a shit about what you have to say, you don't put extra steps between reading it and understanding it. If you don't want the advice, don't take it.
Considering this is someone that you're related to and so probably care about & love, you're writing this in a weirdly detached & neutral perspective, stating that you might never see him again as if he's a stranger and not a loved one. I would strongly suggest you have him committed, involuntarily if necessary, before he moves out and disappears. The earlier an antipsychotic regime is started and the sooner psychosis is reigned in, the better the long-term prognosis.
If the TV show Quantum Leap was a documentary, I wish I could’ve been Sam Beckett just for the half hour or so of your life you just shared... and then lept out.
Why best? I'm just confused sorry, this is a really sad story about your brothers mental health spiraling downwards and him being a useless guy who is basically only meeting you to ask for money. Sounds like an awful breakfast time
Yezuaa · 1 points · Posted at 09:24:49 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
How did the story end?
I needz to know!!!
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 15:56:38 on August 27, 2018 · (Permalink)
You can’t be addicted to weed, retard. That’s like being addicted to food. It’s impossible. You should be like your brother and try it sometime. You D.A.R.E. people are dumb and have no fun.
Mozu · 241 points · Posted at 23:17:59 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
When you have an IQ of 165 it never stops growing. Maybe, if you had an IQ of 175 like him you'd understand. Instead, you are just a monkey playing with bananas who can't even begin to comprehend what having a 185 IQ is like.
Instead of being one in 100 million, he’d probably be closer to one in 2 thousand-ish. And that’s of IQ. A measurement that makes up such a stupidly specific part of cognition that it’s irrelevant for almost everything.
you know what's super easy to do in LA if you have money? get people to show you around. like show up at some club and buy drinks and you'll wake up with a best bro, three hangers on, and two girlfriends.
manere · 6 points · Posted at 22:24:57 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Even for a crypto millionair a 15m$ mension would be INSANE.
Like people would only sell you a 15m$ mension if you have like 100-500m$.
The people that are selling such incredible expensive houses are very accurate with their back ground checks.
They also propably want to know a certain amount of cash flow and actual securitys (life insurances, investments, real estate etc.) (which could be a huge problem for bitcoin millionaires).
I doubt that any one that made millions with bitcoins could actually buy such a house at all.
Equal housing laws make it pretty hard to discriminate against buyers. If he has the cash for the asking price and doesn't need financing, he's got a pretty good chance of getting the house.
manere · 2 points · Posted at 23:20:18 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I am honestly not 100% sure how the super luxus real estate market works but from a documentation I have seen 2-3 weeks ago there are definetly back ground checks and potential buys need to prove that they have the money.
Hmm, interesting. Also, there's a difference between "legal" and "we pay our legal team more in a year than you make in a lifetime so we'll gladly see you in court"
I run a small business, and did a consulting project with a large oil company. They told me, in writing, that they weren't going to pay my invoice because they "felt they had already paid us enough", despite us having a signed contract spelling out all of the payment amounts and terms. When I called up the project manager, he replied with the quote above.
This one convinced me that it’s mental illness. The other ones...oh maybe a mild case of delusions of grandeur. But this one. Yup. Like the lady at the store that always tells me that she invented Victoria’s Secret and Facebook.
Maji-_- · 4587 points · Posted at 19:21:36 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I love how each and every one of OP's replies are a link to another tweet by the verysmartyasshole
[deleted] · 3680 points · Posted at 19:33:21 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I remember seeing a post by one of them who actually, god knows how, got laid, and was ranting about how it was underwhelming and didn't make up for "years of femoid sex deprivation" or some shit
There are some incels that have gotten laid. Very few and far between. Usually it's the ones that exercise and follow the red-pill strategy of being an "alpha male." These strategies tend to attract the kind of women that these people believe all women are like, therefore solidifying their ideas about women even more.
He was implying that it is unbelievable they god laid because incels are bad people.
They are only implying that if you assume that they mean all virgins when they talk about incels. They didn't say anything about virgins in general. If you equate "incel" with "virgin," that's your bias, not OP's.
I guess you could say that the word "incel" has grown to mean more than its original roots at this point. It's not so strictly defined by "involuntary celibacy" so much as "someone who aligns themselves with this group of people."
And yeah, its only those toxic people. Being an "incel" is (ironically enough) a voluntary choice, where the alternative is being a person who doesn't constantly lament their own virginity, but rather acts like a respectable, well adjusted member of society.
I could see how "Involuntary" assumes that, if it were up to them they'd be having sex. The choice not to have sex isn't theirs implying they could have never experienced it at all, however they could have found a person for a bit, they broke up and now no-one wants them even though they keep trying.
So Either/or... mostly the former because to answer your second question it applies to the toxic group that call themselves that.
And when they fail to get it by being toxic shitstains, they cry about how rape should be okay.
Fuck you very much for trying to humanize them. They're human, technically, sure. They're also actual garbage as far as humanity goes and I have zero sympathy for their failings.
Given how much incels put sex on a pedestal, you would think that a simple visit to a hooker would solve that, but that's not the kind of sex you want now is it?
Sex itself is easy, but being in a rewarding intimate relationship is hard. It involves sacrifice, drama, and having to put up with another person's bullshit.
Focus on improving yourself, and you will find a meaningful relationship(and the sex that comes with it).
I've always been a big fat guy with crippling social anxiety so I held on to my virginity far longer than I wanted to but somehow it never occurred to me to hate the female sex or feel they owed me their vagina.
ppp475 · 4 points · Posted at 02:13:56 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yup, I'm a virgin, am definitely not an incel. I was a shut in for almost 3 years, and I've been going through a host of mental health problems that only recently have approached something that looks like stability. So I haven't been places to actually meet women, nor have I been in a healthy enough state of mind to enter into a relationship.
I'm a freshman in Uni at 24, but I'll meet someone eventually. Unfortunately, I'm not that attracted to the 18 - 22 crowd, and don't know where I'll meet slightly older girls, but I'll see where life takes me.
The distinction is the “incels” believe the are involuntarily celibate.
To them it’s not at all their fault they aren’t attractive (even though they put no effort into it), it’s societies fault they don’t automatically get free sex.
If you somehow fail to make that distinction you're just as stupid as an incel. I know plenty of people who are just virgins either by choice or bc sex just isn't that high on their priority list. That should be common sense
I drop by every now and then, hoping to find the mythical "genuinely decent person who is struggling with depression and sexual frustration".
It has never happened. You can type out the most heartfelt replying and they'll immediately say lmao....cuck normtard....women only care about looks [go on a psychotic rant about a demigod named Chad that is the only man on earth to ever have sex]"
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 12:46:52 on May 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I am jealous that you had never heard of Incels before this point.
I average about 1 "how did you get that username" per 3 or 4 comments haha. Strangely I've been here for like 7 or 8 years and nobody really started noticing until a couple years ago
It should take (at least semi-internet literate) people two seconds to come up with an alternate hypothesis for why it appears that way. Yet they don't take it
Oh totally, but I’m always happy to indulge them! I think I’ll start making up stories about how I got it, like I killed someone at Nintendo in a sword fight for it
More like taking a candle plot describing an asset price as a function of time, drawing some crooked lines on it with MSPaint and then pretending it’ll predict the future. Genius crypto traders do this a lot.
Hahahaha I love the ‘it was my fault cus I’m a fucking dumbass’ bit at the end yet they still felt the need to put all that time and effort into the post.....really mate.
Why do these people always call you "brother". That was my experience with all the flat earth people, too. Almost every single one of them calls you "brother".
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 23:23:34 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Inception: OP is the OP in the post.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 23:24:25 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
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[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 23:31:41 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
+1 for Bing master race. Only the intellectually advanced population of the world (which is a population of 1 because it’s me) understands the advanced stimuli that bing provides the human neurology over that of the child corporation of Alphabet INC. that goes by the name of Google.
This gave me a much needed chuckle. I'm struggeling with the fact that I fail at life despite being fairly intelligent and your comment makes my heart feel lighter.
(Assuming he is American, and uses American English) He forgot a comma. Its a list, so it should be "if he was a mouth breather, had a shitty beard, and his eyeballs were bulging out of his head."
shnoog · 95 points · Posted at 20:24:05 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Oxford comma is optional. You sound like someone with an IQ <150.
I wasn't arguing though. I shared some information about the great english language. You seem like a busy man with many things to do, so I'm so very sorry to bother you as I wouldn't want to become a nuisance in your very important day no.
The English language doesn't have a central authority like some languages do so technically there are no fast rules, just various style guides and interpretations. You're coming from a prescriptive perspective, which in my experience rarely leads to more friends and good times at parties. You're not wrong to want order though, if you ask me (yup! I know you didn't). English is a whacky language...
What? All i said was that depending on what version you use there is a more excepted way. British tends to ignore the oxford comma while American tends to include all I was trying to do was point out a possible flaw with a "high IQ." as they would most likely care about the stupid comma. What does that have to do with friends and parties? also yes, english is a whacky language.
Most places would m correct sentences in line with their style guide to have an Oxford comma. There’s no set English style guide but all the major ones seem to use it. Makes sense in terms of clarity.
If you have something more complex, the comma is good to have "If he was a mouth breather, had a shitty beard and mustache, and his eyeballs were bulging out of his head."
He says that one of his frustations is how human are simple, primitive animals trying to convince them themselves that they are more complex and important than they really are and then spends all day on the internet telling people how he is smarter and more complex than the rest of humans? Obviously, he isn't smart enough to see he's a walking contradiction!
"If you're on a higher level like me, you see humans for what they are: simple primitive animals that try to make themselves believe they are complex."
Simply accept that there ARE people above you...says the guy who claims to be above everyone. Well, 99.999999%, which is (maths are hard) 1 in 100,000,000, sooooo roughly 70 people are smarter than him on this planet?
in my country there is someone who does this too :D tbh his account is very funny
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 22:08:47 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
My name is Dr Xavier, come for a tour of our academy. You'll feel at home with all the like minded gifted individuals... I thought only I could catch brainwaves.
Us traders are on another level. It’s pretty clear from this side of the coin.
[deleted] · 154 points · Posted at 22:08:10 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Being in the top 20% doesn't mean you have a genius level iq. An iq of 115 should put you slightly above the 80th percentile. But I agree with your sentiment.
Thats cool, but the market works via supply and demand- they were lucky their brand of cryptocoin caught on the way it did, and didnt flop like many others did.
[deleted] · -2 points · Posted at 23:41:48 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
As I said, buffets smart, but was unlucky with his choices in those cases. Same with the stock market- monkeys are as successful on it as professionals. These people backed crypto, it went well, good for them, but there have been many times in history where start ups have failed, originals have been beaten by competitors etc
[deleted] · 0 points · Posted at 23:46:08 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'm not saying it sucks, and I obviously regret not having a disposable income during the first years of crypto, as I'd probably have put a quid or two in. But I dont think anyone thought or knew it wouldnt flop or get so big. I just think its silly to laud these people as supergeniuses or something.
carkey · 2 points · Posted at 00:01:20 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
That dude you're replying too really has a weird chip on his shoulder. God forbid crypto currency traders aren't 100% intelligent soothsayers...
It's likely the 'just world fallacy' at play in his mind- he can't reconcile the fact that these incredibly rich and lucky people did anything less than earn their wealth- there has to be a reason why he didn't get lucky and they did!
The fucking irony. I got IQ of 128 according to official Mensa test. But honestly I am really ignorant person, so much that I have no idea if this result even means anything. Someone has put up a great jab into urban dictionary for word Mensa: People who already know that they are smart paying to be told they are smart. Either way, just because my mind according to mensa can process faster and more difficult problems than 97% of people, which still leaves 60 million people "above" me, doesn't mean I posses any qualities to allow me utilize it. I dont amount to shit. I remember this story about a swedish kid who got IQ test done by a psychologist at a younger age and got a score of 159 or something and he just burned out by 18. He had been flipping burgers for a year before the interview and just wanted to live simple and stress free life from there. He mentioned that it had caused him serious damage to learn hes a genius at so young age. To date I still think that IQ doesnt tell wether a person is smart or not. If you lack certain tools you can have IQ of 140 and everyone around you might view you as an idiot.
This is just plain stupid. This right here is why I think these subs are very sad. Say, someone talks about their IQ and its completely isolated incident, but its posted here and all of a sudden everything else is ignored and the guy is a douchebag. If you cant discuss about IQ without being a douche, go check r/gatekeeping you belong there which is another endlessly looping circlejerk dedicated making fun of strangers for having human traits. I cant fathom how people enjoy this shit as a content.
I dont care. These thematically similar subs are actually really really sad imo, and a lot of people use them to gain sense of superiority without realizing they do those things too, no one just cherry picked them and showed them in their faces. These "unwanted" qualities exist in us whether we are smart, dumb, asses or nice people. The thing is, I dont pay attention to useless shit like that when discussing in an anonymous online environment. What the fuck is there to gain bragging to strangers? I took the test about 5 years ago. This is the second time I mention the result and the only person who knows it is the friend who took it at the same time.
Straight up. I have an IQ in the range of 165. I had the $800 test done at the beginning of college in order to qualify for classroom accommodations related to a learning disability called Dysgraphia (basically dyslexia for small motor skills).
The test took somewhere between 4-6 hours to complete and isn’t actually a single test. Instead, it’s a series of tests that account for different learning styles and possible biases within each test. Anyone who tells you they took an IQ test and have a specific number they scored didn’t take a real, medically-relevant test.
Genius IQ starts at the 140 range. I scored 165... I’m also just about the least successful person I know.
TL;DR - anyone who says they took an IQ test and scored a specific number is lying. Anyone who thinks IQ is a sign of useful intelligence is wrong.
Theres just too much wrong with this comment. You should be aware that these tests arent identical around the world before you take it as gospel which means that there isn't commonly agreed upon test for it because we dont fully understand or even agree to most things in psychology.
He's either an exceptional troll, or in genuine need of psychiatric care. Possibly both.
He sounds like my half brother, whose delusional bi-polar, and once told me, "Once you learn to control your own mind, you can begin to learn to control other people's minds."
“Aye broski, you traded in cryptos today??? sips Heineken and take jager bomb”
“How can a simple PEON such as yourself even begin to understand crypto trading...LET alone turn on a computer. I HAVE OVER $400 IN MY COINBASE ACCOUNT”
[deleted] · 6 points · Posted at 22:15:45 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Bah! He fucking dived right in to the crypto bullshit head first. This absolutely has to be satire, the only thing this turd missed on the trolling checklist would be some Rick and Morty shit or saying MAGA at the end there
To be fair, if I saw people “doing their business” outside, I would be reminded of monkeys too.
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 00:57:59 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Arrogance can only earn a person so many penalty points in my book. To get into /r/totaliamatotalpieceofshit range would require something morally reprehensible.
Who the fuck is this person. Like, doesn't he have friends he can brag?
Good luck with your finals by the way! Don't forget to get some sleep and all that
This person is on a whole other level. So, do you think he is making up the pool entirely, or do you think his parents/grandparents have a pool and he calls his mother his assistant?
Like lol, this guy. At least use the right terminology if you are going to pretend to be rich. Servant, not assistant, right? What assistant is just hanging around all night to light candles and place them in a garden.
Also, why would he need candles? Such a pleb, everybody worth the title of human would OBVIOUSLY also have lights built into their pool. And any GENIUS should know that extra light only helps diminish the light of the cosmos. What a fool!
Based on the other tweets (assuming he's not an outright liar, which is totally possible) it sounds like he's a bitcoin (or similar) millionaire. Which mostly means they hopped on a bandwagon early and then got exceptionally lucky.
That would be so sad if that was true, but it explains a lot. People who think they are super smart and talented for something that is primarily luck based are the worst kind of arrogant.
On a real note, candlelight is very peaceful and won't diminish the view much, while electric lights are worse on both accounts. Unless you like the colored built in lights so you can swim in a neon blue glow like I had my assistant install last year.
Some useful advice I was once given: At this point, unless you've actually ignored the entire class, studying anymore is not going to help you. If you keep trying to stuff more information into you're brain, you're just going to short-circuit it. Take the rest of the evening off. Do something relaxing, then get to bed at your usual time. At this point, you've done everything you could that would productively prepare you for your finals.
Right, because bees know they'll die when they sting, and they only do it to save the colony. Wasps, on the other hand, can right fuck off. Little bastards are soulless demons. Same with Africanized bees.
[deleted] · 8 points · Posted at 23:28:25 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
For him to be smarter than 99.999999% of the human population he would have to be the 2nd smartest person out of a population of 100 billion people or the 3rd smartest person out of a population of 200 billion people. According to historians and scientists from Wikipedia Knowledge Corporation there has only been an estimated 107 billion people ever born. Which means that he:
Is only dumber than one human being that has ever existed.
He knows all the previous 100 billion people that have lived before him enough to justify his superiority of intelligence.
He knows the most intelligent human being that has ever existed yet refuses to give his name up
I say we contact this guy and ask him who actually is the most intelligent being-- the one and only human that has ever been smarter than himself-- and if he answers correctly then we can confirm his own intelligence!
It's a very narcissistic trait to never admit to being wrong. There is help out there for people with that problem, but they'll never admit to needing it. I feel like people that can't and won't help themselves need to be committed if there are no other options. Otherwise everyone is going to be forced to deal with their untreated behavior. And there are people with far worse behaviors, like violence and anger issues, who are in the same boat.
Implying they have any hubris or humility whatsoever. We all know people like this, when proven emphatically incorrect, they double down and shift the conversation to a random topic they know everything about or perform the good old 'I know you are but what am I?' tactic.
Can confirm. Internally, I honestly believe that I'm smarter than a majority of people (and I'd like to thank Florida for making that possible). But I'm also smart enough to know that there's a lot I don't know. So I try very hard to curb my arrogance. I don't always succeed.
That said, I can sometimes be defensive when proven wrong about something. I try to be gracious about it, but it's harder in some cases than others.
Not necessarily I’m genuinely not even trying to troll but this person on op’s post reminds me of myself. I know I’ll get downvoted for a plethora of reasons but I’ll continue. I know I’m smarter than your average person and no I’m not being subdued by the dunning Kruger effect nor am I basing this on arbitrary numbers from an IQ test. I’m not stating this to prove anything but I disagree with how you say when people like him (I.e me included) die inside when we’re wrong. Personally I don’t I really enjoy it and it humbles me because there’s more to learn and as such that creates a greater distance between me and normal people. I accept that you may be better than me in certain fields. I don’t die inside because I know I’m better in the things that matter and if I’m not then I’ll get there sooner or later.
Yeah, it is. And these tweets are all real. I seen 'em with my own two eyes.
EDIT: Just kidding, it doesn't. My reddit app didn't switch threads when I clicked on the link in the twitter app for some reason, it links to an older thread.
Oh shoot, I clicked on it in the twitter app and it opened my reddit client to this thread. I was already on this thread, so I guess it didn't open the new thread for some reason. Sorry.
[deleted] · 6 points · Posted at 21:57:44 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
What would blow my mind is if we had a thread where the OP was the one who was very smart. If I was smart enough, I could tell you if that would be meta, or if it would be the complete opposite.
Right, but if there’s no evidence of an effect, or credible reason for an effect to be researched, then why would anyone take the stance that soybeans make you less manly? Makes no sense.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 17:19:24 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
why would anyone take the stance that soybeans make you less manly?
Because the type of person more likely to eat soy is also more likely to conform to their ideas of what an unmanly man is. Be vegetarian, hold left wing beliefs etc.
It's kind of like how SJW types often have blue hair and cat eye glasses. The hair and glasses don't cause the SJWism, but they are a common characteristic of that demographic.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 17:38:03 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yeah but I think the thought goes something along the lines of the more you eat the more "soy" you become. So for example if you deliberately make it one of your staple protein sources that makes you more "soy" than if it just happens to be in a burger you ate or something.
I'm not advocating this as a workable worldview or anything
Sure. Vegans, I guess, who eat tofu constantly. Otherwise, the soy content of their food is probably not too different. Everyone else who they label “soyboys” aren’t eating tofu all the time. Often the argument that they make is that men are becoming less manly as a whole is because soy permeates so much of our processed food sources. That’s why soy allergies are so annoying to deal with.
So either they’re saying that - vegans who eat a lot of tofu are less manly than non-vegans (dumb) or that we’re all less manly than we used to be because soy (dumber).
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 18:06:07 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Oh it's certainly not an intellectually rigorous position, it's more of an emotional reaction to a perceived drop in manliness grasping for a narrative. (I think)
"Soy" is a bit like Humorism, the idea that the balance of your body fluids leads to different personality. It's factually wrong but the descriptions phlegmatic, choleric, sanguine and melancholic have a literary use if not a scientific one. We still "vent spleen" or call someone "sanguine" or whatever.
I feel like attacking the scientific inadequacy of the whole "soyboy" theory is a reflexive defence against being called an effeminate man.
I like "soyboy" because it is so caustic and emotive. I think there really is something to the idea that a lot of young men are trying to be socially and morally "acceptable" and sacrificing important elements of their masculinity in an attempt to please society. Denying a part of themselves.
I think "soyboy" prickles at this and triggers defensiveness. I like that.
I don't actually give much of a shit about soy itself.
Of course I have my own problems, I'm a piece of shit in a lot of ways, I'm just trying to be honest.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 23:35:55 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
...evidence of an effect, or credible reason...
For some people, facts are subjective. And some people don't understand that something can have different effects when subjected to different scenarios. Like thinking something is poisonous, when they don't even know the LD50 of it. Like yes, toothpaste can kill you if you eat enough of it, but it's not going to kill you if you swallow what you're brushing with. Then they go on facebook and make a post about how toothpaste should be banned.
But even now there are doctors that use decade old information. It's hard to keep up on all the facts, even for the experts of the fields.
That’s fair. I was more speaking about an ideal world, I know that everyone is affected at different levels to their own perceived biases and some are dumb enough to believe in conspiracy theories.
You won't turn into a girl by eating food. Who'd have known?
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 22:24:52 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
You misunderstand, the point is that if you care about your health, just like eating things other than red-blooded American meat or are just a person who has the audacity to display anything other than 100% macho male behaviour, you are attacking the masculinity at its core.
The big strong tough masculinity that is threatened by pretty much everything under the sun.
These guys' obsession with estrogen is hilarious because without estrogen literally your bones would be about as brittle as a twig, which imho means you're less strong and therefore less "manly." It's amazing the wonders a developmental biology class could do for these fuckheads
[deleted] · 5 points · Posted at 20:46:44 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
It’s supposed to be a derogatory term for a liberal. Because liberals eat soy meat alternatives. And scientifically, soy increases your estrogen levels which makes you a cuck and a beta male. Wish I was kidding...
ngwoo · 9 points · Posted at 22:24:39 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Soy doesn't increase your estrogen levels
[deleted] · 4 points · Posted at 00:49:17 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
[deleted] · -2 points · Posted at 22:45:17 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Apparently this guy is not intelligent enough to read peer-reviewed scientific studies. I'm a vegan dude who eats soy regularly and I would destroy his ass in a fight just as hard as I would beat him in an argument.
Oh, I've seen many people like him. I haven't figured out if it is either a delusion or a lack of intelligence. Could be a combo. It's the typical Incel/MRA mentality.
No. This guy just did acid for the first time. Common to perceive people as primitive. It opened his sheltered brain a little bit and he feels like god. I’ve seen this happen so many times
There are so many redditors that are experts in their narrow fields that would make this guy sound like the people he’s talking about if they tried to talk about their work with this guy, but he wouldn’t know because he’s wrapped up in what he thinks reddit is and well yeah, he knows everything clearly..
[deleted] · 4 points · Posted at 22:29:18 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Well, I did think I understood the universe while doing acid. That was following the laughing fit after watching people play games at the local arcade. And after I tried to count all the rocks at the lake in my head after hearing a drunk girl whine about going to said lake and getting her rock. I may have told her to go to the lake and drowned because all the rocks.
But I digress. 😂
araw · 191 points · Posted at 21:16:27 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Man, that guy is going to shoot up a building. Or just slide right into serial killer. He seriously needs to be on a watch list.
Nah, don't worry about it. I've had those thoughts, luckily before social media was around. I'm currently in a 5 year relationship and right now standing in the kitchen preparing meatballs for tomorrow when my girlfriend comes back from visiting her sister in a different country. I have a steady, well paying job and all is well. That's just teenage angst turned upside down.
As an internet troll myself I find this persons posting to be extremely troublesome even if they are a troll.
Most of the time trolls dont have a consistent theme or tone. Sometimes I'm alt right, sometimes SJW, sometimes jehovah witness. Whatever the hell is going to get people calling me disgusting. This guy doesn't fit that mold
Further more even if it is trolling its disturbing that be would post in this manner. Dude needs to be on a list. Hes mentally I'll and potentially dangerous for sure
Number 2’s ridiculous, CLEARLY he has to be close enough to catch your escaping brainwaves. And clearly you’re not wearing underwear cause you have NO SHAME
Not really, he’s just being a more extreme version of cobain. Almost everything that account posts is tongue in cheek. I think the only real part is that they’re naturally bearish.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 21:06:58 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I’m 100% positive that the post you’ve shared is designed to illicit your exact response to it. Look how it interacts with other accounts in that mewn club or whatever it is. It’s a troll account and it acknowledges it regularly.
Fake as fuck. He's not making another million off of bitcoin anytime soon and most millionaires earn or are born into their money, rather than hitting the lottery. That car impresses poor people, but a real millionaire would recognize the shit tier Mercedes.
One pet peeve, not all who are rich have an obsession with purchasing quickly depreciating assets, Cars. Easy example, Warren Buffett’s drove a old Cadillac for decades, and then later upgraded to a new Cadillac...which was a mid level cts. He’s a billionaire.
What's funny is that your first description is what it's supposed to be.
In other words, incels have cornered the market on entitled rage against women, but MGTOW was supposed to be guys backing away from women, backing away from society's mandates that we marry and have kids and all that, and instead just go off to live a good life solo.
MGTOW, in concept, is basically just "don't get fucked over by marrying and getting divorced and losing all your stuff." And the way to avoid that is not "marry the right person" because the idea is that people change, that you can never fully know the person you're with, and that many people are poor judges of character anyway, so instead just "never marry." Step away.
Unfortunately, a lot of men are Not Quite Getting It™.
Women do this pretty OK, actually. If there were WGTOW, it'd be a lot of cat ladies & nuns. They're not dating, they're not sexing, but they're also not on forums raging against dudes and hating everyone. They just gave up and do their own thing now.
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 00:35:22 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
It was the first thing, but when the incels were knocked a lot of them went there. MGTOW youtubers a fucking amazing (Colttaine, Thinking Ape, huMAN), but the community is a bit of an odd cross between redpillers and incels. Not a place you wanna visit daily.
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 00:47:58 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Well... hmm. I think you ask a good question. There are going to be people who remove themselves from social expectations & norms (like "get married, have kids") and then find that they are without a social support system. You know? Part of buying into social norms is that you get all the support that goes with it. You are "being normal" and so the huge majority goes along with you. It's easy, if you just do what's expected, to coast along -- you have a wife, you can put her on your health insurance, you have kids, your work will understand that you need "work life balance" and stop demanding you work overtime, you have a family and want a "family plan" or "family discount," you got it.
You need your mom to come over and watch the kids so you can have a date night? You got it. Your mom is dying to spend time with her grandkids.
Does this make sense?
Now, strip yourself of that. Don't follow social norms. Be single. Maybe don't even bother to date. Now you are home alone for days or weeks at a stretch. No one is checking up on you. If you die, it's possible that nobody will notice, especially if you work at home or don't have a conventional job.
Of course it doesn't have to be like that, but it often is. And for those that do not like that, they've got to get some kind of community going. Enter /r/MGTOW or others like it. Enter meetup.com. You can't hang out with your married friends (at least not a lot) because they're busy and they don't understand your life choices. So if you want to avoid romantic long-term relationships, and if you need to find like-minded dudes who are cool with your life choices, you may very well end up in these online communities. It's not like they hold "team meetings" or anything. They just want to talk, or commiserate, or whatever.
I think men going their own way predates incels. Maybe not as far as the subreddits themselves, but MGTOW has been around for quite awhile. I bet a lot of the incels showed up there after the ban hammer, though.
Nothing scary just kind of sad. It's "men going there own way" which means they're over women, but they still make everything about women and how much they "don't need them". Just a lot of lies and misogyny.
Eg, 'wahhh I can't get the girlies to like me, fuck them! Did you know they just suck your dry of money, fuck your friends, then fuck their girlfriends? What vapid succubi! I'll just stay alone! With other dudes! Nyah!'
Aesen1 · 2 points · Posted at 21:56:34 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Men Going Their Own Way. Its way more cancerous than it sounds. Not as bad as r/incels, but still bad
[deleted] · -2 points · Posted at 22:00:57 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Eg, 'wahhh I can't get the girlies to like me, fuck them! Did you know they just suck your dry of money, fuck your friends, then fuck their girlfriends? What vapid succubi! I'll just stay alone! With other dudes! Nyah!'
I hope he scrapes his toe on the pointy metal corners of old furniture so the top layer of skin peels off and he has stinging toes because his feet are sweaty and the sweat got into the scrape, and then as soon as it heals, he does the same thing to another toe. Endlessly. Forever.
What is interesting about Dunning Kruger is that the least intelligent people actually rank their intelligence lower than smarter people rank their own intelligence.
The key is that, whereas people's perception of their intelligence looks like a y=x chart (with X as least to most intelligent people and y as perceived intelligence), the actual test results show that intelligence is spread more like y=2x or y=3x.
All that to say: lower intelligence people (outside of the narcissists and other deluded people you see on twitter and such) actually don't consider themselves more intelligent than other people, and extremely intelligent people don't actually think other people are smarter than they are. The DK effect shows that we are all lying to ourselves about how much smarter some of us are, and how much less intelligent other people are. Of course, the greatest discrepancy is with the lowest intelligence people greatly overestimating their own abilities.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 03:33:44 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Thanks! It was necessary because the commenter that brought it up misapplied it to a stupid person thinking they are smarter than smart people, so I explained it in a way that would clear up that misunderstanding.
I see the purpose of such a comment now and the folly of my previous remark, I hath now deleted such an embarrassing mistake. BTW you should fix the first sentence there, it's a bit of a mess.
I happen to know modern twistor theory. I wrote my thesis in pre K on n=4 yangs mills theory. My graduate papers (when I was 6) Is a full accounting of CFT with Bosonic stings in condensed matter physics. Maybe if you actually read those “journals” you would have some conceptual understanding of our existence in the highest order.
Sure, with your middle school understanding of chemistry, you might not understand what organic water is... but I've been reading biochemistry journals since I was seven and I assure your that water can be organic.
Yeah but the ice doesn’t go inthe ice cream. It goes in an outer container with some salt to get sure chill, and then the ice cream mix is placed in the salt water water ice bath.
Wtf. He seems like somebody subscribed to r/incels
[deleted] · 88 points · Posted at 21:49:55 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
He's a prototypical /pol/ guy. Probably white nationalist who dreams of marrying a white virgin girl who will be a stay at home mom and hang on his every word and never talk back.
The type of dude who's watched a couple far right videos, and subscribed to alt right views and flawed arguments. And now believes his life woes and misfortunes are due to immigrants.
I'm pretty sure this guy is the most self-obsessed idiot I have ever seen on here, and I think I have been subscribed to this side for a few years now.
I love it when they make themselves look worse and worse. People are likely following so they can have a laugh.
Do these guys really think they are the only people who know about things like how low blood sugar impacts the body/brain. Kids know they feel grumpy if they don't eat.
I'm just scrolling through this thread to read these replies
manere · 1 points · Posted at 22:18:12 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
He thinks its not public knowlage that carbohydrates and especially variations of sugars are improving your physical and mental ability (at least short term).
Ah, the ol' low T hypothesis. We're cured! How did all of the international scientists, researchers, and organizations miss this? Surely because they're all sub-par in intellect. Shame!
It is, its a "character", which isn't too bad cause you know its all for laughs but then sometimes he'll make a bad call and that's where it gets annoying cause you can't tell if its satire or not.
I would wager $100 that this kid maybe won a few grand investing his allowance money into bitcoin, but he maybe knows if he had invested more he'd have more (so he tells people he did).
This dude thinks he’s an ascendant god of a human being, “higher than 99.999999% of the population”, at 145 IQ? That makes him 1/741 at best. Congrats dude, the little village down the road has one or two people as smart as you. 41 people who have upvoted this post making fun of you are smarter than you.
I could almost understand this type of behavior if he was some kind of Dr. Doom supergenius that really truly was just on a whole new level, but 145 is far from unheard of.
It's one of the cheapest Mercedes you can buy. Anyone with real money wouldn't be caught dead driving one of those and definitely wouldn't brag about it.
I bet if this kid took LSD just once in his life, he'd end up on the news for running naked down street. All the while yelling at blasphemers for being SO stupid! Quite the god complex on this one.
It's actually very interesting from a psycho-pathological point of view, as it could be a"simple" delusion (he is so narcissistic that he actually thinks he can read people's minds) or something like thought insertion which is a first rank symptom of schizophrenia.
Based on this tweet alone I'm in favour of the latter even though it's not the classic expression of thought insertion
Huh, TIL, I didn’t know about thought insertion with schizophrenia; or is that the clinical term for “hearing voices in my head”? If he feels they aren’t his thoughts, then maybe he just copes with it by attributing them to the people around him. Some cultures have positive experiences with schizophrenia, where they believe those voices are ancestors speaking to them. This could just be a different form of the method.
Sort of, multiple voices is a bit different to the idea of thought insertion.
The umbrella term that includes thought insertion is “passivity phenomena” and includes thought insertion, thought withdrawal and thought broadcasting.
- Insertion is where you feel thoughts are being added into your mind that aren’t yours
- withdrawal is when you feel like your thoughts are being stolen
- broadcasting is when you feel like your thoughts are so loud they can be heard by others
Hearing voices is slightly different, and can get complex easily. For example, most people hear their own voice in their head (inner monologue) and that’s normal. If you hear your own voice outside your head, that’s bad. You can also imagine a voice (like a pirate) but when those start commanding you to do things like kill your neighbour then that’s a bad sign. Depending on who the voices are (someone you recognise vs complete stranger vs yourself), what they’re saying (hurt yourself/hurt others/you’re the best/you’re the worst), how they’re saying it (talking to you/talking about you), and when they’re talking (all the time/while waking up/while going to sleep/after taking drugs), all of these may lead to a different diagnosis for why you’re hearing voices
You, one of the most intelligent people on planet earth: "Literally catching people's brainwaves and knowing what they're thinking. That's how advanced my brain is."
Me, a surfer dude: "Just catchin' some waves, brah."
Oooh, good catch! I’m just now noticing it. It was such a miracle-type name, I half-expected the account to be older than seven years. Yours is cute though, This is my cat!
You’re right it’s an incredibly elaborate conspiracy where I made a twitter account and got 15,000 followers and dispensed trading advice just to rake in that sweet reddit karma
I'm actually a little jealous. With that much confidence I could do anything, including quitting my job, trading cryptocurrency professionally, and buying a $15 million mansion in the hills. Instead I'm just sitting here crying soy milk.
When you don't have a life because no one likes you and you live with your parents who give you everything but also don't like you, you go make friends on the internet. When you realize no one on the internet likes you, you become a troll because at least you can trick people and have some fun that way. No one even moderately sucessful is a full time troll
Could just be a kind of console on hate leaving their 5th videocard's neural net. Can't just set all weights to 11 iteratively and expect to dissipate power...agh, mixed hopes.
This is the most Reddit comment I’ve ever seen LOL. Do I sense a little projection in that comment 🤔🤔🤔🤔
b__q · 5 points · Posted at 21:43:10 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Trolls have plenty of time. Trust me.
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 22:27:50 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
When you don't have to work and have such a flush trust fund, all you literally have time for is trying to prove to everyone on the internet how great you are.
Troll with a brainwave gamecon. Keeping the blacklight and spinor illumination on the Kindle ereader. Slaying dat Cork Royale archer princess...in finals cramming and Abelian Sets app multiple choice. Earning a place in row 2 reddit o-face.
So much work though! My original comment was actually going to be about how you might as well leave his twitter handle in the pics as it's very easy to find him now. OP linked at least 10 original tweets by the guy.
And I followed the sub rules, was very careful to censor the usernames. Idgaf if people find out who it is, this guy has a ton of followers and gives them terrible trading advice to pad his bank account.
Have you seen the other pictures OP posted in the comments? I laughed too but I still feel more like /r/sadcringe or /r/bipolar would be a more appropriate place
There is nothing more dangerous than an idiot who thinks he's the most intelligent person on earth. Except an idiot who thinks he's the most intelligent person on earth and becomes president of the US.
I believe something like this exists but it's more primal and doesn't have anything to do with an advanced brain. I think it's our lizzard brain interpretating subconcious stimuli.
-Colt · 3 points · Posted at 22:02:57 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
This a cypto twitter account and is for the most part taking the piss out of half his followers this is a complete joke obviously lol
Actually, it's closer to a quarter of people according to the Myers-Briggs Personalities.
While the other three personality factors are pretty close to a 50/50 split, Sensing vs. Intuition is actually closer to a 75/25 split in favor of sensing.
That's why I hardly ever visit this sub anymore. Half the posts on this subreddit are painfully obvious novelty accounts and/or satirical jokes, but people are so desperate to shit-talk a stranger that they completely ignore their own common sense.
cjpack · 0 points · Posted at 22:51:11 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Sigh... obvious joke is obvious. It's like /r/fellowkids at this point. The woosh effect here is making me think I am /r/verysmart.
Nope, I have a brother that says shit like this on Twitter and most of his followers know he’s kidding but when his tweets get big sometimes people that don’t know him get angry, like you guys on Reddit lmao
I'm telling you, read his other tweets, he is completely serious. He mostly talks about how good of a day trader he is with crypto currency. Complete with full fledged charts and TA based on a loose understanding of elliott waves
I honestly feel bad for the guy. Like legit has something mental going on here. All I can picture is some guy who has to project themself like this to get appreciation or some odd value from internet strangers. Makes me sad
Ooooohhhh yeah that screams mental illness of some sort to me.
Cuw · 2 points · Posted at 23:51:18 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I briefly volunteered with a guy who said he could do this, and he also said he could heal people through intense hugs. He said “one day I got high and my brainwaves synced to my friends and now I can hear others thoughts.”
Unfortunately, when he tried to use his healing powers he got told not to come back to volunteer.
What's fun about people like this is they think they're so fucking smart because they made one lucky investment one time. Usually they go on to think they're infallible and lose it all in the futures market or something. It kinda sucks that in the process they'll probably lose a lot of other people's money too, but if they can't see it coming it's hard to feel too sorry for them.
My armchair psychologist hypothesis is that these very-smart people have no interesting or defining character traits besides being mildly intelligent. So, they latch on to the one aspect of their personality that they enjoy, and inflate their own perception of said aspect until they feel it makes up for the fact that they are otherwise incredibly boring people.
That’s the only explanation I can come up with for someone who thinks that they can detect brainwaves coming to the conclusion that they are one of the smartest people on the planet.
MrQrtz · 2 points · Posted at 00:47:30 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Is this most likely a mental illness or disorder? This doesn’t seem like a normal I am very smart post
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 00:58:44 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Who wants to break his mental conditions to him? If no one volunteers, I will let him know he has something like early onset schizophrenia and narcissistic personality disorder.
If someone feels like getting their Twitter or trachea blocked feel free to inform him that Earth in the context of the planet is a proper noun. It names a specific place. Proper nouns should be capitalized.
anyone else find it fucking hilarious that his profile picture is Julius Caesar? The Roman whose downfall was his ambition and ignorance of others warnings.
[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 21:27:53 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
He's Joseph Joestar.
WWGFD · 3 points · Posted at 22:02:57 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Trump is that you?
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 21:15:22 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
What if some of this is true? Like some of the people that actually can read minds just happen to also be schizophrenic or massively narcissistic and brag about it/give it away while the functional, intelligent ones are robbing banks with the vault codes or are incredibly good detectives?
The thing is the smartest people often question how smart they really are. So if you think you're extremely smart, chances are you probably aren't. Also gimme my screenshot!
I honestly feel bad for folks like this, their obviously pretty delusional / narcissistic.. should probably see a therapist or something If they are serious.
i can sense your one-woman version of Fun Home but with just the Renton character, and all attributions, no lines, plus songs from Mememememe (not sure how many me fit on brainwave.)
They have not hauled people in for brain experiments since the 1980s. Now they do it all remotely with HAARP and by varying your TV flicker rate to put you in a trance. And now you carry everything needed for transmitting and amplifying the signal in your pocket.
Sometimes people just think of the same thing at the same time, as if their minds subconsciously communicated. It just happens, especially between people that know each other well. Don’t have to be a genius for it.
Not as if. Our minds are subconsciously connected. People constantly read each other for clues of what others are thinking. Body language, small facial movements and expressions, what they are looking at. Only a very small fraction of human communication is verbal or obvious gestures. The rest is all subconscious. But it's still stupid to think you can read someone's mind. You can pick up on their mood and have a good idea of what they might be thinking, but you could just as easily be way off.
You've always been able to. That's an old rule for Latin that doesn't apply to English, but everyone was taught it when they were children for some reason. It's totally fine and quite common.
To engage in telapathy, the transpitter of thought would need an organ to transmit it, and the reciever would need an organ that recieves it. While it certainly isn't impossible, it seems astronomically unlikely such a thing would occur.
What gets me is that if he’s that smart, why doesn’t he figure out the next great scientific discovery like Einstein. I mean you can say you’re so smart, but that’s just narcissism unless you prove it, right?
Would, fah! Always trust your gut if that's the lumbar nerve leaking all your CSF and possibly redefining the principles of Mob Psycho 100, Thomas Crapper and of seeking medical help.
I used to think the same thing up until I was about 21. A subsequent decade and more of unlearning and emotional development has been a difficult ride.
I think it would’ve been better if instead of “I honestly believe I’m one of the most intelligent people on earth” it would’ve been “I am the most intelligent person on earth. Einstein’s a commoner compared to me”
Qwaga · 1 points · Posted at 22:05:49 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
If he was so fucking smart then he would use it to better us not to make posts on Twitter saying he is smart to block out the insecurities he has from his father calling him a retard all the time.
Real talk, it's fun to laugh at this guy and everything, but he's obviously displaying some pretty serious red flags. With at least two terror incidents committed by incels in the past few weeks, should we be monitoring these kinds of people and their words? Obviously they're wrong and stupid, but no amount of arguing with them is going to convince them of that. So what do we do to prevent him from driving a van into a group of people when a woman rejects him for someone "less intelligent?"
I mean if they can literally catch them then surely that isnt a matter of intelligence and instead some sort of advanced ability to physically interact with wave energy.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 22:16:32 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Shouldn’t “Earth” be capitalized? Or, am I not smart enough?
Oh yeah, well I know I am the only person put on Earth and everyone around me is doing what I think is their life when really everybody but me is in on it.
Now hold on... as a disclaimer I am 58 years old and firmly believed this when I was 10 and did off and in for a long time and that was decades BEFORE The Truman Show.
Maybe somebody like this person was standing next to me and stole MY brainwave... I should have sued for royalties
The upshot is though I no longer believe such narcissistic drivel I know that EVERYBODY reads my Reddit posts and are too astounded to reply
I'm guessing he's either a college dropout with nothing going for him or an engineering student in his first year.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 22:35:48 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I do this. We all do. Our thoughts/ consciousness doesnt end at our skull, imo, its like a cloud around our head. It can b "felt" by others in proximity.
One time I did shrooms with a buddy and somehow convinced him I was able to know what he was thinking at the time, even for weeks afterwards he was convinced, I kept stringing it along because it was hilarious. Then he finally realized he was being stupid and called BS. Took him a while though.
I'm sure plenty of crazy people can attest, hearing people's brainwaves is a curse, that would be crippling. (Even though their experiences aren't real, they can still demonstrate the effect)
Oh my god I need screenshots of actually intelligent people destroying this dude please I’ll be good and won’t ask for anything the rest of my life. What a god awful trash bag of a human, he must be miserable
It's something how delusional effective disorder can make people think they are 'one of the most intelligent in the world', when what's happening is, he thinks he reading peoples minds with no conformation other than in his head...
I wonder what one of these guys would do if someone came in and was like" oh yeah I totally get this all the time with you lower intwligences" and made himself out to be smarter then the OP
Didn't r/all pose the question "what do people think took talent when really it's all luck?" this week? I'm guessing this guy's whole life answers that question.
This kid sounds like he wants to be that other kid from the Middle East that was bragging he had 10k on his Starbucks gift card more than some people had in their lives.
If incels are at war with the rest of society, can the rest of society begin lining these pathetic creatures up behind the chemical plant?
[deleted] · 0 points · Posted at 01:32:38 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
people dont like you or your stupid ideas and the reason for this is not some label that you can lump them under but because you are unironically stupid, your ideas are bad, and outside of your online hugbox people see how insufferable you are and that your “tolerance” is just a way of controlling dissenting opinions and your “innate rights” are only for people who dont hurt your feelings
This guy runs an account focused on cryptocurrency. I think he is the brother or cousin of a more famous cryptocurrency Twitter account holder. His stuff is pretty funny to read, but he provides little-to-no actual value.
I had a roommate in college like this. At first it was annoying cringy. I never talk to the guy since he burned every bridge he ever had, and now it's just sad. If he was any more charismatic he would have been an excellent cult leader
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 03:54:28 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I can count to 20 without taking my shoes off , lets see you beat that
He has a YouTube channel too with a link to his old twitter, which was suspended, for whatever that's worth. Either his sense of humor is playing 11.1D chess or he's literally the most bombastic motherfucker in the history of us chimps.
Aw man the guy's so lucky his name is covered.He'd be getting roasted 24/7.I personally would like to punch his smug face because he can't take the title of most inteligent person from me.
Ya, years ago I had a roommate who was convinced he had a special knack for reading people and picking up on things; reading between the lines. In reality, he was full of shit and slightly paranoid. He would just convince himself of some seemingly arbitrary conclusion and then cherry pick supporting evidence, while rationalizing away anything that contradicted it.
I had a friend through highschool who later had the unfortunate luck of overdosing on some drugs a friend of his told him to take... Due to psychosis, the guy now posts stuff 90% similar to what the dude in the OP is saying.
I'm not saying that the guy in this post is ill which makes this okay, but just a thought... Psychosis manifests itself in many different ways. It's a shame, because this friend of mine is actually a really nice and genuine person- things tend to just get into his head and he spirals from there.
There's a few facebook posts I can think of off the top of my head where he claims he is a God, Devil, Angel, Entrepreneur etc etc...
mh80 · 1 points · Posted at 12:49:33 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
What if the people you catch brainwaves from are the intelligent ones for projecting their brainwaves? Your superior intelligence probably thought of that already too tho...
Puny mortal, catching brain waves the old fashioned way. For only $39.95, I'll sell you my patented Brain Wave Harvester that not only collects brainwaves from countless people at once, but translates them into spoken language that anyone with working auditory senses might hear with you!
sells people a handheld $5 AM/FM radio
Germzz · 1 points · Posted at 18:51:19 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
my wife and i are on the same "Wavelength" sometimes where i'll be thinking about something and my wife will ask me about the same exact subject right where i am in the process of thinking.. and it's not related to anything going on (like a tv show int he background for wheaties and she asks me about cereal).
i never thought it was proof of advanced intelligence, just being sympatico after 25 years of being together
I hate when I miss somebody's brainwaves, and they shatter the sliding glass door and I'm standing there like a retard. I really should have caught them.
Can you please dm me his twitter name? I don’t want to harass him or anything. I genuinely think this guy is just trolling, and if he’s serious he probably identifies on the autism spectrum. I just want to look at his tweets
Ahh, I can catch people's brainwaves without any equipment only with my brain which has literally no tool for that... Woah, I am not crazy... I am not CRAZY MUAHAHAHAHA
Seriously people help me out here. Is this extreme patriarchy disillusionment that can be fixed, or is this actual mental illness/narcissistic personality disorder stuff???
Honestly I know what this guys trying to say, but either he sucks at saying it or is trying to gloat.
But some people you just really click with and you sync up perfectly
I'm getting such a sick enjoyment out of imagining this guys reaction to reading through this post. He's so textbook narcissistic I bet his ego is turning in on itself. This is the kind of person that puts up such a massive wall and persona to give the illusion that they don't care. This guy probably whispers to himself at night: "lions don't care about the opinion of sheep". Meanwhile he's crushingly alone. Utterly alone. Nobody wants to spend time with him, and all of his relationships are fabrications. Whether he knows it or not. He may have lots of money, and might actually be a very good investor. But man is he ever poor. I've known people like this, and they constantly battle with depression and suicidal thoughts. I actually kind of feel bad for him. From his other posts he's clearly subscribed to red pill ideology, and if that doesn't tell you everything you need to know about his emotional stability than I don't know what else can.
Many people have this God given gift though some are more advanced than others. I wouldn't describe it like that exactly though. Different kinds of empaths have a sixth sense of picking up other peoples feelings, thoughts and emotions. It not very fun when you don't understand it and another persons negative energy becomes your own. It can leave you feeling very tired, drained and exhausted. Most of these people can tell exactly when you are lying or being honest and have the ability to usually quickly spots out a fake or evil person verses a genuine loving soul. I've been told if you are found abusing this gift, since it is for the sake of helping others, God can and will eventually take it away. For myself, this gift has only become advanced do to my walk and commitment with Jesus. The gifts of the Holy Spirit are wonderful gifts not to be abused. This is a special gift of discernment He gives chossen people for healing, wisdom and prophetic knowledge of future situations. In can also be called a burden Bearer or Discerning of the spirits. It is usually for humble yet courageous people for the sake of helping others so please don't abuse it.
baditup · 1 points · Posted at 01:43:24 on November 15, 2018 · (Permalink)
Um no. He does not say slut. He literally says a non virgin. So one sexual partner means a slut? He says no hymen no diamond. That's not a "slut" I don't know where you're getting slut here. He's saying any woman that's ever been with a man (except him of course) is a total lost cause.
Depends. How long was the girl partners with the guy before having sex? I'd say if she has ever had sex without the guy being her boyfriend, there's grounds to call her a slut.
I'd agree with him but in today's society you just can't expect that. But that's just me, I'm not trying to spark an argument. You're right, though, if he seriously expects that (which he doesn't, since he's known for making absurd joke posts) from people he's insane.
You're actually a lot more reasonable than I thought you'd be, I thought you were some troll when I saw that first comment in all honesty. You're right in an ideal world we'd all be our husband or wife's first but I just don't think that's how the world works anymore. Unless you live in a country that does arranged marriages maybe. And even then maybe not. And yea, these posts seem either like bait, satire, or some sort of badass edge lord who thinks he's the best. I do agree that in any of those scenarios though he's insane lol
I've looked though many of this guy's imgur links. I have not seen a single post of anything intelligent. No solutions to complex algebra, no novel theories on existence, no demonstration of him solving a rubiks cube in 7 seconds, no list of multiple PhD's from Ivy league colleges.
frixio · -1 points · Posted at 18:14:41 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Oh shit you’re right, this guy has an IQ of 145 and is Cryptomillionaire! He’s a god compared to me and so I shall bow down to him as my eternal leader for I could never surpass his extreme intellect and and wisdom.
---_________--- No. You Don't take into account you have to excel at dealing with common people. I have had many of those issues but it is YOUR responsibility to understand and effectively communicate your thought and ideas in a way that people can understand. Emotional intelligence is very important in everyday life. Good luck young man live long and prosper.
ps: There is in fact a limit on what we can know just like a hard drive. RNA is controlled by sheer will, epigenetics: you are your parents know their weakness to better understand your own. You can not undo or unsay anything so think before you act. Lastly and most important, the simplest explanation tends to be the right one. Use that when your heart and mind at odds or you trying to understand a motive. I say these things because they are my findings from a life of superior intellect. I had many inventions that changed the world for the better. I made a very positive impact although you will never hear or read about me I change the world in many ways for the better. Do the same
Snore. Not even quality content, is this what this sub has become? People really aren’t this dumb, but thanks for bringing down humanity for the memes.
[deleted] · -12 points · Posted at 21:24:25 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I think people who have smoked enough weed and are open can do this
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 18:36:38 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Cause weed opens your third eye, and I guess you're third ears if you will, it does it even more if you meditate while you're high. I'd love to talk to you about this more, but I'm trying to spend less time on the computer cause it gives me a headache as I've got long-term eye strain.
I read all 1500 сomments in this posting and yours and few others were logical and assuming that currently non explained things like nuclear reactions in 19 century might be possible
When someone said that germs cause diseases and doctors should clean their hands they laughed this idea for fifty years
Saved comment
chaoshoward · 8351 points · Posted at 20:09:57 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
sees someone smiling
Ah, their brainwaves are telling me that they are happy right now. Truly, I am a paragon of intelligence. Is this power too great for one man?
hodenkobold4ever · 1400 points · Posted at 21:47:37 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
have mercy upon my poor soul, O supreme one
MostBallingestPlaya · 248 points · Posted at 00:30:29 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
it's a gift and a curse
darthbarracuda · 31 points · Posted at 04:37:51 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
A terrible burden, how they must suffer
DancingPianos · 6 points · Posted at 10:03:13 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Alright Monk, calm down
ShadowKiller147741 · 2 points · Posted at 07:57:53 on June 10, 2018 · (Permalink)
Holy shit. A Monk reference on Reddit? What sort of loopy-land have I entered!?!?
Gehhhh · 3 points · Posted at 02:47:57 on May 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Just like his birth.
Saiki672 · 2 points · Posted at 20:47:38 on May 29, 2018 · (Permalink)
You're not the only one cursed with knowledge and 200iq.
Yo_Shazam · 68 points · Posted at 01:53:19 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
You’re not the only one cursed with knowledge.
flipflops_ · 7 points · Posted at 10:06:59 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
No one man should have all that Power !
ThorVonHammerdong · 253 points · Posted at 23:44:35 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
My auditory functions have transmitted data to my central processing organ and the most likely interpretation of this sensory data suggest that you have directed the insult of, "douche bag" towards my representative avatar.
Toxocyst · 14 points · Posted at 10:36:22 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
If the the entire human race spoke like this there would be no war.
ThorVonHammerdong · 12 points · Posted at 13:06:49 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yeah because we'd be too annoyed with each other to actually talk about anything
POS_EIP · 4 points · Posted at 04:20:15 on May 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
r/totallynotarobot
scorp1a · 184 points · Posted at 22:56:33 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Holy fuck why is that so funny
HeliumBoy214 · 15 points · Posted at 01:02:18 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
'paragon of intelligence' did it for me
KiloJools · 3 points · Posted at 15:22:00 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
For me it was "Is this power too great for one man?"
Tater-Trot · 11 points · Posted at 00:38:11 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
cos dude in OP actually had to go through this thought process
DomHyrule · 24 points · Posted at 00:32:55 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Obviously you didn't catch and decipher his brain waves like some of us /s
scorp1a · 2 points · Posted at 01:57:40 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I have much to learn from the masters
Sephiroth508 · 5 points · Posted at 04:59:31 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Because your brainwaves are constituting the comment as humour. The Paragon can sense these things. Nay, He can influence it.
Throwawaymister2 · 22 points · Posted at 23:49:01 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
When I was a kid I’d hold my finger up to my nose and because I have two eyes it would appear to go invisible so I was convinced I had poorly developed x-ray vision.
cavsfan212 · 12 points · Posted at 00:09:58 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I thought that those little swimmy things you sometimes see were atoms or something and I had God-tier vision. Adulthood has been nothing but a disappointment.
Throwawaymister2 · 8 points · Posted at 00:45:37 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Dust particles? Me too! Also that if I cut a sheet of paper wrong I could accidentally split an atom and cause an inadvertent nuclear explosion.
magusg · 43 points · Posted at 23:13:07 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Soiler alert: they're smiling 'cause they just shit their pants
c-keel · 13 points · Posted at 00:14:54 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Thought that you misspelled, but I now see what you have done there. You're doing god's work.
miar2704 · 30 points · Posted at 22:43:53 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Rip Paragon fk u epic games :(
ThatBants · 4 points · Posted at 23:00:22 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
:(
neohlove · 3 points · Posted at 23:49:44 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
what’s up with paragon?
RedditBop12345 · 2 points · Posted at 00:10:40 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
its shutting down
ArmsofAChad · 2 points · Posted at 23:31:16 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Rip
Krezbear · 2 points · Posted at 00:17:07 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Man no other Moba even comes close to legacy paragon. I miss my Muriel :(
MurkyPhoenix · 1 points · Posted at 00:29:36 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
It warms my heart to know that there was such a large community backing paragon. Legacy forever!!!
tollsunited7 · 0 points · Posted at 10:55:59 on May 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Omg it's been a month let it go
TerraOrdinem · 9 points · Posted at 00:13:47 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/UoLlm6s
[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 00:53:10 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hijacking top comment to say a little bit of me dies inside every time I see a post from this sub. They're all so blatantly satire. It's embarrassing. I honestly don't even know what to say like. How can you not see this and recognize that he's joking. Like am I that much smarter than you all?
santa_s_slave · 1 points · Posted at 03:27:20 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Nice try man hehe
trashpandalov3r · 2 points · Posted at 00:47:59 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Read that with SorrowTV's voice
Themiffins · 1 points · Posted at 23:43:46 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
And Freud slipped you a cool Benjamin
CassiusChips · 1 points · Posted at 00:09:20 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Sorry, I believe the word you're looking for is polygon.
DookieShoez · 1 points · Posted at 00:09:48 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
With great power comes great responsitrilitrust.
HatesRedditors · 1 points · Posted at 00:10:30 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
The old Deanna Troi gambit.
Dr_Wombo_Combo · 1 points · Posted at 00:19:23 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Is it possible to learn this power?
Nacho531 · 1 points · Posted at 00:22:04 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
No one man should have all that power
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 00:27:44 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Is it possible to learn this power?
SaiThrocken · 1 points · Posted at 00:29:28 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
The Kwisatz Haderach has come! All hail the Lisan al Gaib!
wagwoanimator · 1 points · Posted at 00:30:51 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Joke's on you. I don't make brainwaves.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 00:51:49 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Fucking spit out my coffee I love this
gothykitty99 · 1 points · Posted at 02:06:35 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
We're not worthy! We're not worthy!!
SasparillaTango · 1 points · Posted at 02:32:38 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
yes.
mrstreestump · 1 points · Posted at 03:27:40 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Jokes on them I’m actually depressed as shit!
IneffectiveDetective · 1 points · Posted at 03:54:19 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Why did I read this in Robert California’s voice?
DawnOfTheTruth · 1 points · Posted at 04:27:47 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Not intelligent just slightly more evolved.
Swimmingindiamonds · 1 points · Posted at 05:49:11 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I had a friend who made the great discovery that "before something happens in a movie, they try to set the mood with the music. Like you know something scary is about to happen if you hear scary music." She asked me if I'd ever noticed it before, then when I was too incredulous to answer she pondered if she were the only one who noticed.
MrKKC · 1 points · Posted at 06:46:32 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Is it possible to learn this power?
Balaguru_BR5 · 1 points · Posted at 07:03:10 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
"Paragon of intelligence" has got be laughing way too hard.
Equilibriator · 1 points · Posted at 07:37:00 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Person thinking: "Jesus Christ, why does that guy smell like stale sperm? Just smile. Smile and walk away."
Salmonduck · 1 points · Posted at 08:26:28 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I cannot remember a time when I smile where I was also happy
Lexkiller · 1 points · Posted at 11:06:46 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
So this is the power of the Ultra Instinct?
dibas98 · 1 points · Posted at 16:48:34 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
No one man should have all the power
LAVATORR · 1 points · Posted at 17:31:11 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I know Spike Lee's Malcolm X had its flaws, but the scene where X absorbed the brainwaves of racists by putting a pool skimmer over their heads was pretty spot-on.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 07:22:25 on May 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
This reminds me of the end of starship troopers lol
Mkingupstuff2looktuf · 2510 points · Posted at 21:37:42 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
So, my brother had been a long time addict and general waste of space for years. One day, he calls me and my mom and asks us to meet with him at iHop because he has something important to tell us.
He sits there with us talking for about twenty minutes. Just chitchat. Finally, he says "I believe I have made a big breakthrough." My mom is ecstatic and interrupts him, congratulating him on getting sober and starting to get his life on track.
He looks at both of us and says "I did this experimental strain of weed a few months ago and now I think I am beginning to be able to move things with my mind. I am almost there. I think I need to just buy a little more and I will be able to do it. Its really expensive, though. I was hoping you guys could chip in with me so I could afford it."
And that was the best breakfast I have ever had.
I cant even remember what I ate.
Flig_Unbroken · 967 points · Posted at 22:01:48 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Don’t know if I should upvote, the story is so sad.
Zzzzzzach11 · 269 points · Posted at 02:28:58 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
It’s not sad, he’s the Chosen One
InpregnableD · 51 points · Posted at 05:33:55 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
God damn this made me laugh..
NeonSignsRain · 15 points · Posted at 06:04:30 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
He is the prince that was promised.
Milanga_de_pollo · 23 points · Posted at 11:44:36 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
this is so sad,can we hit children?
Slik4774 · 13 points · Posted at 13:20:33 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Oh my god. That's fucked up. Is what I would say if I didn't also beat my children.
ShabbyTheSloth · 696 points · Posted at 22:51:47 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
You’re not a normal person if you’ve never tried to move something with your brain while you’re alone.
You’re a whole other level of fucked up if you convene a family breakfast to crowdfund your telekinesis.
snakeproof · 327 points · Posted at 00:05:52 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
"Crowdfunded Telekinesis" my new retro sci dub band is about to drop a new album.
bpw0 · 92 points · Posted at 00:35:28 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Just not very far.
Cyakn1ght · 11 points · Posted at 01:44:40 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
They may have to use their hands to pick it back up.
kastism · 2 points · Posted at 15:17:53 on October 3, 2018 · (Permalink)
Except that I made them drop it. With my mind.
Red580 · 4 points · Posted at 06:11:24 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Dropping, by definition, isn't very far, otherwise it would be throwing.
Spax_ · 2 points · Posted at 09:51:29 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
*psy
[deleted] · 6 points · Posted at 04:54:06 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
When I was younger I'd occasionally make sure that I couldn't climb walls like Spider-Man when I was alone
G2_Rammus · 6 points · Posted at 01:05:46 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
/r/nocontext
Flyberius · 2 points · Posted at 10:00:21 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
We were on the verge of greatness.
Janyeo · 4 points · Posted at 14:42:03 on June 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Image macros? A man of your talents?
Flyberius · 2 points · Posted at 14:44:48 on June 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I put a lot of effort into that shit post. You're the first to notice it. Thank you
Janyeo · 3 points · Posted at 14:45:33 on June 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Lonely, I’d imagine
Flyberius · 1 points · Posted at 14:50:28 on June 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Listen here, if you think I'm gonna look up the script and start reading back the corresponding lines you've got another thing coming, buddy.
Janyeo · 1 points · Posted at 14:51:39 on June 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Don’t try it!
RichardMorto · 107 points · Posted at 23:09:13 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
So...what strain was it? Did he mention?
Atmic · 60 points · Posted at 00:43:03 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Asking the real questions.
bangupjobasusual · 281 points · Posted at 22:27:04 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Your brother almost certainly has schizophrenia. Schizophrenics are severely more prone to addiction.
The_Long_Connor · 163 points · Posted at 00:20:45 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
His "breakthrough" in telekinesis is most likely a breakthrough of schizophrenic symptoms either triggered or exacerbated by the use of weed. Most people are fine with weed, but the drug can really harm people with preexisting mental health issues.
Beorbin · 79 points · Posted at 01:12:09 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
This. We're currently experiencing this at our house this year. After two hospitalizations, sedations, PHP, and an IOP1, he is convinced it was because he hadn't had enough sleep. Except that healthy 16 year-olds don't think they can read people's minds, plant thoughts into other people's heads, receive special messages through the TV, hear voices, or tell nurses that their best friends are their babies- their unborn babies, that live in their heads.
After a second IOP2, the kid simply chooses drugs over people. When he is old enough to move out next month, he likely won't take any of his medications with him, so we might never see him again.
Cloudcry · 19 points · Posted at 01:53:19 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Forgive me, but what are PHP, IOP1 and 2 in this context?
Beorbin · 11 points · Posted at 01:58:21 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Partial hospitalization program; intensive outreach program (attended two different programs)
Sloppy1sts · 42 points · Posted at 05:01:24 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Do you just assume everyone knows that IOP means "Intensive outpatient program" or what?
I had to google it, and that choice was still the 4th one down.
With how often I see people use obscure initialisms without explaining them, sometimes I feel like the fact that I recognize that not everyone knows about my hobbies or anything else that goes on in my life is some kind of fucking superpower.
Aegean54 · 14 points · Posted at 09:27:36 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
For real, it gets annoying seeing half a sentence be a bunch of weird initials i have to individually look up just to understand what the hell someone is saying
01-__-10 · 1 points · Posted at 12:56:28 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
sonder
tripledavebuffalo · 3 points · Posted at 18:58:18 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
That isn't really sonder, though. I get how you're trying to relate them but I don't think it quite fits.
I think it of it more as seeing somebody's bedroom light on in their apartment. You can see a part of that person's life, you know it exists, but you will very likely never get to be a part of it. Kind of makes you realize how much of the world you're missing.
Beorbin · -1 points · Posted at 11:25:25 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Sometimes I think the ability to look things up is my fucking superpower. So you had to type three letters into Google. How difficult was that for you?
Sloppy1sts · 9 points · Posted at 01:47:29 on May 25, 2018 · (Permalink)
So you think it's fair to expect the dozens, maybe hundreds of people who read your comment to look it up instead of just taking 3 extra fucking seconds to type it out?
Difficult? No. Irritating? A little.
Would you give a speech to an audience that doesn't understand your shorthand? I mean, they can pull out their phones and look it up, right?
It's just courtesy that if you want people to give a shit about what you have to say, you don't put extra steps between reading it and understanding it. If you don't want the advice, don't take it.
Beorbin · 3 points · Posted at 23:42:10 on May 25, 2018 · (Permalink)
But I don't give a shit if you give a shit. Nobody is making you read it or look it up. If you don't want the advice, don't take it.
dalatinknight · 8 points · Posted at 08:20:28 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
When you said PHP, for a nanosecond I thought you meant they had to go through learning web development with PHP.
oorza · 9 points · Posted at 11:41:11 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
He said his child was sick, not a psychopath.
DamiensLust · 2 points · Posted at 01:11:15 on June 19, 2018 · (Permalink)
Considering this is someone that you're related to and so probably care about & love, you're writing this in a weirdly detached & neutral perspective, stating that you might never see him again as if he's a stranger and not a loved one. I would strongly suggest you have him committed, involuntarily if necessary, before he moves out and disappears. The earlier an antipsychotic regime is started and the sooner psychosis is reigned in, the better the long-term prognosis.
goopium · 1 points · Posted at 14:03:10 on June 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
i read that as if he neither loves not cares about the guy. Sad, but he doesn’t seem very empathetic.
kebaball · 1 points · Posted at 08:49:18 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Then h‘s a candidate for depot medikation
anakin_is_a_bitch · 3 points · Posted at 05:30:55 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
probably smoked some spice and went full bonkers
bannedbrownjr · 2 points · Posted at 19:15:13 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Weed is addictive either way
frenzyoctopus · 6 points · Posted at 03:38:18 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I don't think we should be arm chair doctors here. I'm sure OP would know better if his brother has schizophrenia.
bangupjobasusual · 18 points · Posted at 03:40:46 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I’m not prescribing something, he should talk to a professional
_vrmln_ · 38 points · Posted at 22:31:30 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I laughed and then cried for your brother
Mackelroy_aka_Stitch · 15 points · Posted at 02:27:11 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I laughed then cried for his mother. Poor woman
omgFWTbear · 10 points · Posted at 22:55:48 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
If the TV show Quantum Leap was a documentary, I wish I could’ve been Sam Beckett just for the half hour or so of your life you just shared... and then lept out.
CircleBoatBBQ · 3 points · Posted at 03:16:37 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Subscribe to Quantum Leap facts.
EnderSir · 10 points · Posted at 23:41:28 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Someone is totally feeding him bullshit to get him to spend those prices on regular weed
grafter8 · 5 points · Posted at 04:11:54 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Your poor mother.
Laytonator · 5 points · Posted at 02:56:05 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
You’re just making up stuff to look tough.
Stankyjim21 · 2 points · Posted at 04:58:23 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Dammit I was gonna make this same joke.
[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 00:33:06 on May 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Thank you Mkingupstuff2looktuf for your transparent username
Fablemaster44 · 4 points · Posted at 05:18:53 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Why best? I'm just confused sorry, this is a really sad story about your brothers mental health spiraling downwards and him being a useless guy who is basically only meeting you to ask for money. Sounds like an awful breakfast time
dirk_trash · 2 points · Posted at 02:03:09 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is actually legendary
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 05:24:01 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
So what was your moms reaction?
Mkingupstuff2looktuf · 5 points · Posted at 12:42:26 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Resignation.
Yezuaa · 1 points · Posted at 09:24:49 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
How did the story end?
I needz to know!!!
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 15:56:38 on August 27, 2018 · (Permalink)
You can’t be addicted to weed, retard. That’s like being addicted to food. It’s impossible. You should be like your brother and try it sometime. You D.A.R.E. people are dumb and have no fun.
achilleasa · 319 points · Posted at 20:37:37 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Can I get a screenshot too
🎙️ shlemazeltov · 595 points · Posted at 20:40:11 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://imgur.com/a/rOWDN4z
-Jason-B- · 516 points · Posted at 21:17:43 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
That little comment at the bottom is golden
my-unique-username69 · 291 points · Posted at 22:09:33 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
He actually replied with 155
bangupjobasusual · 233 points · Posted at 22:23:01 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Oh it went up 10 points
Mozu · 241 points · Posted at 23:17:59 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
When you have an IQ of 165 it never stops growing. Maybe, if you had an IQ of 175 like him you'd understand. Instead, you are just a monkey playing with bananas who can't even begin to comprehend what having a 185 IQ is like.
kazador3010 · 52 points · Posted at 23:51:47 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Damn inflation these days is really getting out of hand
Lukeforce123 · 16 points · Posted at 04:41:51 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
"Dad, can I have $10 in Bitcoin?"
"$9.90? What do you need $11.50 for?"
smkblnts · 5 points · Posted at 01:03:19 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
*banana’s
smoothbrainedboi · 1 points · Posted at 12:00:05 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Uhhhhh no
paracelsus23 · 6 points · Posted at 23:14:42 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
He's that good at investing.
korpayne · 6 points · Posted at 23:15:54 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Every time you ask the IQ just gets 10 points higher.
liamliam1234liam · 6 points · Posted at 23:37:35 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Even if he were being honest, that would not at all equate to whatever he claimed his percentile intelligence was in a different tweet.
DaedalusFallen0 · 1 points · Posted at 01:48:04 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Instead of being one in 100 million, he’d probably be closer to one in 2 thousand-ish. And that’s of IQ. A measurement that makes up such a stupidly specific part of cognition that it’s irrelevant for almost everything.
thatguy2366 · 3 points · Posted at 00:08:34 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
... to the right of the decimal?
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 00:35:42 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
It doesn't make sense, can you explain what he tried to say?
-Jason-B- · 1 points · Posted at 03:10:00 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's satire because he keeps mentioning his IQ
MrBojangoUnchained · 168 points · Posted at 21:15:56 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
How many Lamborghinis does he have in his Lamborghini account?
Motoshade · 27 points · Posted at 22:47:00 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Someone should say he isn't smart until he has his own Ted Talks.
processOfDeath · 3 points · Posted at 06:58:28 on June 3, 2018 · (Permalink)
TedX talks. Big difference.
buster2Xk · 3 points · Posted at 05:45:04 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Here in my garaaaaaaaaaaage
sds7 · 3 points · Posted at 18:07:27 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
KNAWLEDGE
Peter_Mansbrick · 98 points · Posted at 22:07:45 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yet in another post he said he could see the cosmos. You can’t see jack shit of the stars from LA.
workaccount4shitpost · 44 points · Posted at 22:42:04 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Obviously that pool is at one of his OTHER mansions.
Peter_Mansbrick · 6 points · Posted at 22:42:34 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Oh right, how stupid of me to forget about his 4 other mansions.
hideehideehi · 2 points · Posted at 05:36:29 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Maybe he’s in Hollywood, Colorado?
bathroomstalin · 4 points · Posted at 22:06:06 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Why doesn't he just snap his prehensile dong and get Jon Favreau, the mayor and an upscale ho train to whisk him around town tonight?
Not enough pull on the west coast? Fuckin' beta bitch.
krucz36 · 3 points · Posted at 23:31:08 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
you know what's super easy to do in LA if you have money? get people to show you around. like show up at some club and buy drinks and you'll wake up with a best bro, three hangers on, and two girlfriends.
manere · 6 points · Posted at 22:24:57 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Even for a crypto millionair a 15m$ mension would be INSANE.
Like people would only sell you a 15m$ mension if you have like 100-500m$.
The people that are selling such incredible expensive houses are very accurate with their back ground checks.
They also propably want to know a certain amount of cash flow and actual securitys (life insurances, investments, real estate etc.) (which could be a huge problem for bitcoin millionaires).
I doubt that any one that made millions with bitcoins could actually buy such a house at all.
paracelsus23 · 4 points · Posted at 23:17:23 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Equal housing laws make it pretty hard to discriminate against buyers. If he has the cash for the asking price and doesn't need financing, he's got a pretty good chance of getting the house.
manere · 2 points · Posted at 23:20:18 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I am honestly not 100% sure how the super luxus real estate market works but from a documentation I have seen 2-3 weeks ago there are definetly back ground checks and potential buys need to prove that they have the money.
paracelsus23 · 4 points · Posted at 01:55:36 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hmm, interesting. Also, there's a difference between "legal" and "we pay our legal team more in a year than you make in a lifetime so we'll gladly see you in court"
I run a small business, and did a consulting project with a large oil company. They told me, in writing, that they weren't going to pay my invoice because they "felt they had already paid us enough", despite us having a signed contract spelling out all of the payment amounts and terms. When I called up the project manager, he replied with the quote above.
frozen-silver · 2 points · Posted at 00:36:47 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
If this is true, he will probably be like those lottery winners who go broke after 2 years.
137-451 · 1 points · Posted at 22:56:48 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Man, for someone with such a high IQ you'd think at the very least they'd be able to string together some believable lies.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 00:49:17 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Does he have any proof of this?
GBBL · 1 points · Posted at 01:27:18 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I knew it was LA. People in the hills are really the worst.
mrmoe198 · 1 points · Posted at 16:11:09 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
This one convinced me that it’s mental illness. The other ones...oh maybe a mild case of delusions of grandeur. But this one. Yup. Like the lady at the store that always tells me that she invented Victoria’s Secret and Facebook.
Maji-_- · 4587 points · Posted at 19:21:36 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I love how each and every one of OP's replies are a link to another tweet by the verysmartyasshole
[deleted] · 3680 points · Posted at 19:33:21 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
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SonaDarkstar · 1670 points · Posted at 19:41:26 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
You probably couldve sent all these as separate Reddit posts for maximum karma.
🎙️ shlemazeltov · 3420 points · Posted at 19:43:08 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://imgur.com/a/dkkuZRR
Neinty · 1125 points · Posted at 20:41:50 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Well at least he gives a shit about his family
[deleted] · 506 points · Posted at 20:56:52 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Ever see those Incels that say they hate [insert female family member] because they won't let them insert female family member?
Makes me wish the nukes would drop already.
souljabri557 · 319 points · Posted at 22:05:38 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
...what?
adgobad · 250 points · Posted at 22:10:38 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
They won't let the incel fuck them
[deleted] · 359 points · Posted at 22:16:18 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I was really hoping you'd provide some alternate explanation.
Miskav · 147 points · Posted at 22:28:16 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
We all did.
Alas.
stealthscrape · 2 points · Posted at 22:47:43 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Here we are.
V-Aria · 2 points · Posted at 22:59:00 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I still don't know what's going on.
craniumonempty · 2 points · Posted at 02:08:32 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
How's that my problem? Oh, shit. I'm responding. Uh, say something... something. doh!
InForTheHaul · 19 points · Posted at 22:30:37 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'm still hoping.
bearjing · 10 points · Posted at 22:38:23 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
The alternative is worse.
BloodNinja87 · 1 points · Posted at 01:01:28 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
But for only half the party.
ProxyMuncher · 5 points · Posted at 23:41:03 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Man door hand hook car door.
LAVATORR · 2 points · Posted at 08:02:11 on May 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Incels like to trap their mothers in oversized Russian nesting dolls so they can scream at it.
It's a common theme in Slavíc folklore.
skeptical_psychic · 76 points · Posted at 22:16:09 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Incel?
trip to google
holy fucking christ.....
[deleted] · 116 points · Posted at 22:39:20 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
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cheesyguy278 · 115 points · Posted at 22:43:10 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Oh, not all of them are virgins.
I remember seeing a post by one of them who actually, god knows how, got laid, and was ranting about how it was underwhelming and didn't make up for "years of femoid sex deprivation" or some shit
Bossinante · 77 points · Posted at 22:50:36 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Lol He did not have sex. He lied.
saysthingsbackwards · 11 points · Posted at 23:02:38 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
That or she was just a shitty lay. It happens
JakBishop · 8 points · Posted at 00:20:24 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
*he was shit
WangoBango · 6 points · Posted at 01:20:45 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
That much is expected.
[deleted] · 5 points · Posted at 03:32:47 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Oh wtf? What is your problem man? Making a claim like that... You think anonymous people on the internet would lie? How dare you
CODDE117 · 1 points · Posted at 19:08:53 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
There are some incels that have gotten laid. Very few and far between. Usually it's the ones that exercise and follow the red-pill strategy of being an "alpha male." These strategies tend to attract the kind of women that these people believe all women are like, therefore solidifying their ideas about women even more.
Bossinante · 2 points · Posted at 22:06:02 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I hadn't thought of that, but it actually makes a lot of sense. Feedback loop of asshattery.
CODDE117 · 1 points · Posted at 15:58:12 on May 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yep! And they go tell the rest of them "the good word."
[deleted] · 6 points · Posted at 23:51:11 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
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duck-duck--grayduck · 10 points · Posted at 00:38:15 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I don't think I've ever seen anyone criticizing incels for not having sex. They're criticized for their attitudes about not having sex.
[deleted] · 5 points · Posted at 00:40:42 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
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Make_me_a_turkey · 4 points · Posted at 01:16:58 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I think hes saying "god knows how this incel asshole got laid." Hes equating incel to asshole, not virgin to asshole.
duck-duck--grayduck · 3 points · Posted at 00:47:43 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
They are only implying that if you assume that they mean all virgins when they talk about incels. They didn't say anything about virgins in general. If you equate "incel" with "virgin," that's your bias, not OP's.
Kryptosis · 2 points · Posted at 00:53:27 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Does celibacy assume virginity? And is incel a term for all those who are "involuntarily celibate " or only the toxic ones who hate women?
cheesyguy278 · 3 points · Posted at 01:02:22 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I guess you could say that the word "incel" has grown to mean more than its original roots at this point. It's not so strictly defined by "involuntary celibacy" so much as "someone who aligns themselves with this group of people."
And yeah, its only those toxic people. Being an "incel" is (ironically enough) a voluntary choice, where the alternative is being a person who doesn't constantly lament their own virginity, but rather acts like a respectable, well adjusted member of society.
Skayruss · 1 points · Posted at 19:44:08 on June 1, 2018 · (Permalink)
They can still hire hookers. They can still get laid.
fuckwad666 · 2 points · Posted at 01:11:05 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Celibacy itself isn't.
I could see how "Involuntary" assumes that, if it were up to them they'd be having sex. The choice not to have sex isn't theirs implying they could have never experienced it at all, however they could have found a person for a bit, they broke up and now no-one wants them even though they keep trying.
So Either/or... mostly the former because to answer your second question it applies to the toxic group that call themselves that.
LAVATORR · 1 points · Posted at 08:07:31 on May 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hahaha so now he doesn't want it anymore. Think he'll give up hating women now that they can no longer threaten him?
AhButThen · -5 points · Posted at 23:26:53 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Incels do not actually crave sex in itself, but love and validation from the opposite gender.
neverthelessspersist · 5 points · Posted at 23:41:32 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
And when they fail to get it by being toxic shitstains, they cry about how rape should be okay.
Fuck you very much for trying to humanize them. They're human, technically, sure. They're also actual garbage as far as humanity goes and I have zero sympathy for their failings.
The_Taco_Bandito · 2 points · Posted at 13:49:21 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yeah. There is a distinction between a lonely person who desires companionship and an incel.
A lonely person wants what that other poster says.
An Incel believes that they are owed a relationship, demand one, and blame the people they degrade and dehumanize for why they are alone.
One deserves your sympathy, the other deserves the pit they dug for themselves.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 23:56:36 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
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AhButThen · 3 points · Posted at 01:29:06 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
It isn't.
Given how much incels put sex on a pedestal, you would think that a simple visit to a hooker would solve that, but that's not the kind of sex you want now is it?
Sex itself is easy, but being in a rewarding intimate relationship is hard. It involves sacrifice, drama, and having to put up with another person's bullshit.
Focus on improving yourself, and you will find a meaningful relationship(and the sex that comes with it).
duck-duck--grayduck · 1 points · Posted at 00:40:37 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Either way, they're toxic fuckstains who feel entitled to things they are not entitled to.
AhButThen · 1 points · Posted at 00:48:40 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I agree, their sense of entitlement is mind boggling.
If sex was what they really wanted, a simple visit to a hooker would have solved it.
E-Gandermail · 14 points · Posted at 00:36:40 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I've always been a big fat guy with crippling social anxiety so I held on to my virginity far longer than I wanted to but somehow it never occurred to me to hate the female sex or feel they owed me their vagina.
ppp475 · 4 points · Posted at 02:13:56 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Because you're a normal person.
Fablemaster44 · 3 points · Posted at 05:14:42 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yup, I'm a virgin, am definitely not an incel. I was a shut in for almost 3 years, and I've been going through a host of mental health problems that only recently have approached something that looks like stability. So I haven't been places to actually meet women, nor have I been in a healthy enough state of mind to enter into a relationship.
I'm a freshman in Uni at 24, but I'll meet someone eventually. Unfortunately, I'm not that attracted to the 18 - 22 crowd, and don't know where I'll meet slightly older girls, but I'll see where life takes me.
sticktron · 2 points · Posted at 01:00:46 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
The distinction is the “incels” believe the are involuntarily celibate.
To them it’s not at all their fault they aren’t attractive (even though they put no effort into it), it’s societies fault they don’t automatically get free sex.
joHansalfonSolo · 2 points · Posted at 01:52:43 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
r/virgindefendingvirgins ?
Fiesty43 · 2 points · Posted at 02:13:33 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
If you somehow fail to make that distinction you're just as stupid as an incel. I know plenty of people who are just virgins either by choice or bc sex just isn't that high on their priority list. That should be common sense
pixelvengeance · 5 points · Posted at 22:36:59 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I didn't know what they were either until my friend Jim Jeffries explained it to me.
BeanPricefield · 5 points · Posted at 22:57:43 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
FWIW, you've discovered their existence after r/incels has already been banned.
Thistlefizz · 1 points · Posted at 23:47:46 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
But now it’s been replaced by r/braincels.
Edit: But it’s seems that’s gone private.
Edit 2: fixed the link.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 00:22:12 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
deleted What is this?
Thistlefizz · 1 points · Posted at 02:52:17 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Ah. There it is. That’s the dumpster fire I remember.
curioboxfullofdicks · 6 points · Posted at 22:28:48 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yeah - they are now killing people whom they determine are having a satisfying sex life.
chronicfireworks · 2 points · Posted at 23:13:38 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
There is a good podcast by Reply All about all this.
Iwantmoretime · 1 points · Posted at 03:19:03 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Reply All just did an episode on the start of the Incel movement.
From a very innocent <100 person online support group for very shy people, to what it is today.
LAVATORR · 1 points · Posted at 08:06:13 on May 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
r/incel tears
I drop by every now and then, hoping to find the mythical "genuinely decent person who is struggling with depression and sexual frustration".
It has never happened. You can type out the most heartfelt replying and they'll immediately say lmao....cuck normtard....women only care about looks [go on a psychotic rant about a demigod named Chad that is the only man on earth to ever have sex]"
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 12:46:52 on May 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
I am jealous that you had never heard of Incels before this point.
Ares90V2 · 107 points · Posted at 21:44:15 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
That gave me death
CaptainKate757 · 6 points · Posted at 23:08:57 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
That one can be tricky.
FeatureBugFuture · 7 points · Posted at 21:57:40 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Death in fire, we live in hope.
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 22:46:26 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Nope. Don’t believe you. Nuh huh. No.
TuPieces · 53 points · Posted at 21:37:28 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
He doesn't care about his friends because he doesn't have any
RussianTrollToll · 2 points · Posted at 00:17:37 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
To be honest, I’m 29 and married with a wife, I love meeting people and hanging out with my old friends, but I only care about my family now.
[deleted] · 13 points · Posted at 22:02:14 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Best sex is in the family
Invest in incest today
Xtheonly · 13 points · Posted at 22:32:05 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Why go around the corner when you can go across the hall.
Beta_Nation · 6 points · Posted at 22:23:54 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Now fuck off REEEE
PotRoastMyDudes · 5 points · Posted at 22:27:55 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
"She asked me do you love me, I told her only partly, I only love my high IQ and my mommy I'm sorry"
Jarridmason55 · 3 points · Posted at 22:53:45 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Sub to my YouTube channel JJ10 please
memphisthomas · 2 points · Posted at 22:56:54 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
So true
NlNTENDO · 124 points · Posted at 20:38:00 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's like if @dril was unironic
MaxFactory · 13 points · Posted at 22:16:39 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Wow for a second I thought you got Nintendo as a username and I was like holy fuck
NlNTENDO · 15 points · Posted at 22:19:46 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I average about 1 "how did you get that username" per 3 or 4 comments haha. Strangely I've been here for like 7 or 8 years and nobody really started noticing until a couple years ago
NINTENDO_WATCHERS · 19 points · Posted at 23:39:24 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
We noticed.
NlNTENDO · 9 points · Posted at 00:18:01 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
[uncontrollable sweating]
Xtheonly · 3 points · Posted at 22:34:39 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Tell me you're alt is NINTENDO64
NlNTENDO · 9 points · Posted at 22:37:00 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
ha i wish, but my xbl tag used to be nlntendo69
Xtheonly · 6 points · Posted at 22:44:46 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Keeping it classy. Nice.
learnyouahaskell · -1 points · Posted at 23:28:47 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
And yet it takes two seconds to offer an alternate explanation
NlNTENDO · 2 points · Posted at 00:18:45 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
what?
learnyouahaskell · 2 points · Posted at 01:01:44 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
It should take (at least semi-internet literate) people two seconds to come up with an alternate hypothesis for why it appears that way. Yet they don't take it
NlNTENDO · 2 points · Posted at 02:54:43 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Oh totally, but I’m always happy to indulge them! I think I’ll start making up stories about how I got it, like I killed someone at Nintendo in a sword fight for it
fortsackville · 17 points · Posted at 20:44:52 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
i don't care about your charting?
yelikedags · 33 points · Posted at 21:37:42 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Methods of visualizing your portfolio/ performance if I am ascended enough to understand correctly.
Regardless, I'm euphoric.
EntireFriendship · 7 points · Posted at 22:28:07 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
More like taking a candle plot describing an asset price as a function of time, drawing some crooked lines on it with MSPaint and then pretending it’ll predict the future. Genius crypto traders do this a lot.
yelikedags · 2 points · Posted at 00:03:03 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Did I stutter?
Romanempire21 · 2 points · Posted at 22:19:32 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Rofl
Anaract · 3 points · Posted at 22:25:57 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Investing/Crypto stuff I think
thr3sk · 0 points · Posted at 22:38:15 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
We are too dumb to understand
andyj1927 · 9 points · Posted at 21:52:56 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Doesn’t give a shit about your thoughts but literally catches your brainwaves and knows what you’re thinking. Poor guy!
[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 22:08:47 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
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Xtheonly · 1 points · Posted at 22:37:24 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I know right?! That Fucking wierdo
GODDAMNFOOL · 2 points · Posted at 21:54:43 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
This man is going to be president someday.
remindme 30 years
nocctea · 2 points · Posted at 22:24:05 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
This tweet makes me think this guy is a professor, which I pray he isn't holy cow that would be an awful class to sit through
arrow74 · 2 points · Posted at 22:40:51 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Can we weaponize his autism?
fizikz3 · 2 points · Posted at 22:47:29 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
doesn't care about other people, posts constantly about how smart he is to social media in attempt to impress other people.
BobbyWatson666 · 2 points · Posted at 23:25:55 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Well fuck off
NoodleFlavored · 2 points · Posted at 04:53:03 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
What an enlightened individual
Rijonkulous · 1 points · Posted at 22:28:55 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Notice how it doesn't say friends, because he's such a prick he doesn't have any.
fqusir · 3 points · Posted at 03:33:19 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Gotta get that comment karma too
Statoke · 54 points · Posted at 21:37:35 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
If you don't wanna expose the guys name, might want to delete this because I found it from this.
🎙️ shlemazeltov · 117 points · Posted at 21:39:11 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
It’s an anonymous account anyway
Statoke · 56 points · Posted at 21:44:34 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I was thinking since he got 15k followers it'd be fairgame anyway.
BrianWilsonsOldApt · 3 points · Posted at 22:41:55 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
He also tweeted about this post and said to post his name next time.
🎙️ shlemazeltov · 15 points · Posted at 22:42:26 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I saw. Still not gonna do it. Feel free to if you want to
BrianWilsonsOldApt · 6 points · Posted at 22:44:37 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I don't care to bother
trizzant · 7 points · Posted at 23:21:47 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is underwhelming
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 02:41:08 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
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BrianWilsonsOldApt · 2 points · Posted at 12:25:06 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I am Brian Wilson's old apartment
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 02:58:24 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Probably because it's OP.
TrollundrtehMountain · 2 points · Posted at 01:37:54 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Could you please pm me his twitter name?
funkymoose123 · 3 points · Posted at 23:25:44 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Me Being the 2nd smartest person I found him off of his brain waves anyways.
duchessdugan · 5 points · Posted at 20:46:46 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hahahaha I love the ‘it was my fault cus I’m a fucking dumbass’ bit at the end yet they still felt the need to put all that time and effort into the post.....really mate.
guyinurteam · 2 points · Posted at 22:50:51 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Me: Thanks, bro. Him, an intellectual: Thanks, brother
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 23:18:52 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
if he’s so smart, why didn’t he think to post his comments on reddit for 20k+ karma? clearly it is you OP who is the most intelligent!
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 23:20:30 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
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[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 23:26:43 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
ahh yes, i too dabble in the art of 5d chess!
Fizrock · 1 points · Posted at 22:39:28 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Why do these people always call you "brother". That was my experience with all the flat earth people, too. Almost every single one of them calls you "brother".
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 23:23:34 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Inception: OP is the OP in the post.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 23:24:25 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
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[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 23:31:41 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/hUkCZj_XF74/maxresdefault.jpg
urban_bobby_dawg · 1 points · Posted at 01:05:13 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
you're the guy that gets soup spilled on him
AtomicSuperMe · 332 points · Posted at 19:49:49 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
plottwist: OP is the verysmartyasshole
🎙️ shlemazeltov · 670 points · Posted at 19:56:27 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
good call
https://imgur.com/a/vZXjicY
fps916 · 549 points · Posted at 20:04:07 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
"If you're as smart as me you realize that humans are simple primitive animals that think themselves smarter and more complex than they actually are"
If only it were satire.
🎙️ shlemazeltov · 567 points · Posted at 20:32:06 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://imgur.com/a/AhniPRb
greymalken · 362 points · Posted at 21:38:04 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
He's on to us! Quick! Disperse!
[deleted] · 77 points · Posted at 21:49:22 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
He might try to block our tracheas
greymalken · 42 points · Posted at 21:53:06 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Not my trachea! I'm using it right now.
getMeSomeDunkin · 20 points · Posted at 23:23:38 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
You only use 10% of your trachea, unless you're operating on a higher wavelength than 99.99999% of humanity like me.
greymalken · 13 points · Posted at 23:30:29 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
That's a very fancy way of saying you swallow.
getMeSomeDunkin · 5 points · Posted at 23:35:02 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Gadzooks! My IQ has finally failed me!
smoby06 · 7 points · Posted at 22:18:05 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
At least it wasn't the baltimore meet-up.
greymalken · 6 points · Posted at 22:19:27 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
He's too intelligent to Bing for that one.
stratcat22 · 8 points · Posted at 23:18:54 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
+1 for Bing master race. Only the intellectually advanced population of the world (which is a population of 1 because it’s me) understands the advanced stimuli that bing provides the human neurology over that of the child corporation of Alphabet INC. that goes by the name of Google.
(Am I.. am I doing this right?)
mermaid_pinata · 3 points · Posted at 00:04:07 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Scatter!
[deleted] · 25 points · Posted at 23:27:56 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Tbf thats pretty much true lol
[deleted] · 12 points · Posted at 22:10:55 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
lol oh shit OP. Nice work.
Blue_and_Light · 7 points · Posted at 23:06:47 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
You cropped out the dog. That dog has things to say.
Ray_adverb12 · 10 points · Posted at 22:10:56 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Only a genius would imply he’s a genius because he doesn’t look like someone in a group photo.
mentarchis · 4 points · Posted at 23:49:12 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Well played dude
kevinigan · 3 points · Posted at 01:07:04 on May 27, 2018 · (Permalink)
For the love of god please dm me his twitter username
penguin343 · 2 points · Posted at 06:42:11 on June 11, 2018 · (Permalink)
Sorry for late comment, but did you find out his username
DeadlyUnicorn98 · 1 points · Posted at 22:52:05 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
please tell me that was sarcasm and i just cant read
AtomicSuperMe · 153 points · Posted at 20:00:47 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
So who is in 0.000001% thats smarter than him? Surely it cant be every decent human being on the planet.
🎙️ shlemazeltov · 304 points · Posted at 20:04:14 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
You mean people with 145 IQs aren’t all like this?
https://imgur.com/a/c1Bash5
meowzers67 · 208 points · Posted at 20:07:43 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Seems the higher the IQ, the higher the retardation
Source: 144 IQ and very retarded
ThinAir719 · 110 points · Posted at 20:10:21 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
You only have a 144 IQ? HA! I have a 186.35 IQ and am the epitome of retardation.
binjuice69 · 70 points · Posted at 21:52:14 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
My IQ is a cinematic 23.976. It's impossible for the human brain to see more IQs than this.
BlueEyesWhiteDuston · 57 points · Posted at 21:43:03 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I managed to raise my IQ above 200 by watching Rick and Morty.
JanitorJasper · 8 points · Posted at 23:52:04 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Surely you mean Richard and Mortimer.
Trevski · 15 points · Posted at 21:48:41 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
144 IQ? Luxury! I have a 221 IQ and I can't feed myself or wipe my own ass!
ThinAir719 · 5 points · Posted at 21:49:55 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Good lord... We've hit new levels of retardation!
HardstuckRetard · 6 points · Posted at 21:56:15 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
oh yea? will my IQ is 200 and i wrote this by shorting my keyboard with my drool
curioboxfullofdicks · 5 points · Posted at 22:31:00 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
My IQ is 201 and
[deleted] · 6 points · Posted at 21:58:48 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Phhhft IQ is for moorons. I have an IR rating of 27. Jeanyeaus bitches!
ThinAir719 · 2 points · Posted at 22:02:31 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Oh 27? You just must think you're soooooooo smart don't ya?
[deleted] · 5 points · Posted at 22:19:57 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I am so smart I dont even have to think.
stratcat22 · 2 points · Posted at 23:20:29 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I hve 1 IQ s0 donut tolk 2 m3 cuz I smerrt.
3lfk1ng · 3 points · Posted at 21:59:05 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Oh yea? Well, I can count to potato.
Mkingupstuff2looktuf · 13 points · Posted at 21:43:06 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Right?
I had one in middle school and was at 140. They tested me because my parents thought I might be retarded and were trying to get me services.
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 22:13:31 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
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crwlngkngsnk · 3 points · Posted at 23:04:43 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
You have an anecdote, not a data set.
curioboxfullofdicks · 5 points · Posted at 22:32:35 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Is that sarcasm?
IMA_BLACKSTAR · 3 points · Posted at 21:57:10 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
This gave me a much needed chuckle. I'm struggeling with the fact that I fail at life despite being fairly intelligent and your comment makes my heart feel lighter.
AtomicSuperMe · 15 points · Posted at 20:08:57 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
(Assuming he is American, and uses American English) He forgot a comma. Its a list, so it should be "if he was a mouth breather, had a shitty beard, and his eyeballs were bulging out of his head."
shnoog · 95 points · Posted at 20:24:05 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Oxford comma is optional. You sound like someone with an IQ <150.
Hellebras · 46 points · Posted at 21:17:24 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
You must have an IQ of <160 if you don't realize that the Oxford comma is objectively the best way to list things.
AtomicSuperMe · 5 points · Posted at 20:39:36 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I looked it up. Its American english generally requires the oxford comma while British english does not. http://www.grammar-monster.com/lessons/commas_in_lists.htm
shnoog · 27 points · Posted at 20:50:47 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Sorry but arguing any longer about this is beneath my intellect.
AtomicSuperMe · -6 points · Posted at 20:53:22 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I wasn't arguing though. I shared some information about the great english language. You seem like a busy man with many things to do, so I'm so very sorry to bother you as I wouldn't want to become a nuisance in your very important day no.
purpletube · 8 points · Posted at 21:07:15 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
lol they're taking the piss you gumby
shnoog · 2 points · Posted at 21:05:45 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
First time here?
AtomicSuperMe · 2 points · Posted at 21:07:32 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
no. i was making a joke
shnoog · 1 points · Posted at 05:00:29 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Oh right, sorry.
Zhi_Yin · 1 points · Posted at 04:16:54 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
woosh
curioboxfullofdicks · 4 points · Posted at 22:35:11 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
We fought a war in order to guarantee freedom of use of the Oxford comma. Seems we'd change the british name to honor the dead.
flippertheband · 4 points · Posted at 21:47:37 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
The English language doesn't have a central authority like some languages do so technically there are no fast rules, just various style guides and interpretations. You're coming from a prescriptive perspective, which in my experience rarely leads to more friends and good times at parties. You're not wrong to want order though, if you ask me (yup! I know you didn't). English is a whacky language...
AtomicSuperMe · 3 points · Posted at 21:52:49 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
What? All i said was that depending on what version you use there is a more excepted way. British tends to ignore the oxford comma while American tends to include all I was trying to do was point out a possible flaw with a "high IQ." as they would most likely care about the stupid comma. What does that have to do with friends and parties? also yes, english is a whacky language.
Taiigee · 1 points · Posted at 06:41:21 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Accepted*... You sound like someone with a <100 IQ ;).
Cokadoge · 1 points · Posted at 22:26:34 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Didn't the comma cause some sort of lawsuit against a company?
Edit: found an article about it
shnoog · 1 points · Posted at 05:03:55 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Sounds like a shitty law to begin with. Very interesting, thanks.
HHcougar · 21 points · Posted at 20:18:05 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
That comma isn't actually required. I always use it, but it isn't incorrect to omit it
ajanis_cat_fists · 2 points · Posted at 21:13:29 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
You mean it's...optional?
TheKingOfGhana · 1 points · Posted at 00:20:33 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Most places would m correct sentences in line with their style guide to have an Oxford comma. There’s no set English style guide but all the major ones seem to use it. Makes sense in terms of clarity.
AtomicSuperMe · -4 points · Posted at 20:38:26 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I looked it up, and American english generally requires the comma while British english doesn't. Really boils down to where you are/from.
Anorion · 9 points · Posted at 20:47:26 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Whichever is fine imo, unless one way makes the sentence unclear. More clarity is always more gooder.
AtomicSuperMe · 0 points · Posted at 20:50:45 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
If you have something more complex, the comma is good to have "If he was a mouth breather, had a shitty beard and mustache, and his eyeballs were bulging out of his head."
I sea what you did their.
Anorion · 4 points · Posted at 20:52:44 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
The best grammar, people. Really the best.
flippertheband · 2 points · Posted at 21:51:08 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Not always the case! Take this classic rebuttal:
"I'd like to thank my mother, Ayn Rand, and God."
Is Ayn Rand my mom, or am I thanking three people? Eek! That despicable comma has introduced ambiguity in this case!
AtomicSuperMe · 1 points · Posted at 21:56:08 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
True, but I never said it was perfect, just in some cases it helps while others it doesn't. English is still the worst language.
JMer806 · 1 points · Posted at 22:37:10 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I dunno about the comma but he definitely misused the subjunctive. Should be “if he were a mouthbreather”
mbr4life1 · 2 points · Posted at 22:41:50 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
That's only three standard deviations above the mean. Meh.
Jennyhotpockets · 1 points · Posted at 23:57:28 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Omg this person IS funny though
moncharleskey · 0 points · Posted at 21:54:36 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
As Assholery and Arrogance increase, Perspective decreases.
[deleted] · -1 points · Posted at 22:11:22 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
DAMN OP!!! He roasted the fuck outta you.
NefariousLlama · 28 points · Posted at 20:36:24 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Assuming 7 billion people on earth. There's 69 other people like him. I was surprised that it's that high really.
[deleted] · 42 points · Posted at 21:19:09 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
if I needed any proof that this guy was a troll it's that he got the percentage so that it said 69
Rologames · 3 points · Posted at 22:30:35 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Nice
yrdeeprest · 1 points · Posted at 23:38:00 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
nice
starphish · 1 points · Posted at 09:35:25 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
There's 7.6 billion though, not 7 billion. That works out to 76 people that are like him.
dlawoff · 0 points · Posted at 22:13:11 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Juzt me
NPExplorer · 76 points · Posted at 20:29:29 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Of course he had to bring up trading crypto
Darbinator · 10 points · Posted at 22:58:48 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Only the brightest and best trade crypto, our puny minds can’t comprehend it
_AllWittyNamesTaken_ · 4 points · Posted at 23:12:47 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
ALL HAIL THE INFINITE INTELLECT OF /r/WALLSTREETBETS
grafter8 · 3 points · Posted at 04:10:31 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Crypto trader is the new entrepreneur.
blister333 · 2 points · Posted at 22:00:27 on June 3, 2018 · (Permalink)
Was hoping for a Rick n Morty reference myself :/
mindy1313 · 53 points · Posted at 20:23:28 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
He says that one of his frustations is how human are simple, primitive animals trying to convince them themselves that they are more complex and important than they really are and then spends all day on the internet telling people how he is smarter and more complex than the rest of humans? Obviously, he isn't smart enough to see he's a walking contradiction!
LeeBears · 3 points · Posted at 22:23:48 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
/r/selfawarewolves
CarlitoSupreme · 1 points · Posted at 03:25:18 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Simple, primitive is redundant. What a nubbin
gaymer_dude · 24 points · Posted at 20:12:11 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
"If you're on a higher level like me, you see humans for what they are: simple primitive animals that try to make themselves believe they are complex."
Projecting much?
TheOriginalSamBell · 18 points · Posted at 21:36:04 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Trading crypto = life experience TIL
Timedoutsob · 6 points · Posted at 22:41:14 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
So am i right in understanding that i can just trade crypto currency to make a living?
🎙️ shlemazeltov · 7 points · Posted at 22:41:57 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
yes
Timedoutsob · 6 points · Posted at 22:42:55 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
hey you didn't reply with a link to that guy. You're a phoney!
🎙️ shlemazeltov · 9 points · Posted at 22:43:33 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yeah it was getting kinda tiring doing it in mobile and I have stuff to do
_Ultimatum_ · 2 points · Posted at 00:34:37 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Its homestly impressive how many tweets like these he has. Well it'd be impressive if it wasn't insane.
Timedoutsob · 0 points · Posted at 22:47:42 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
how dare you not dedicate all your time to our amusement. edit: plus don't lie you ain't doing shit.
rabidbot · 7 points · Posted at 22:02:57 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Damn this wage slavery! The stability and health care is killing me! If only I was a crypto trader I could be rich and poor all in the same afternoon
LiquidXe · 13 points · Posted at 20:31:03 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
The number of likes on those tweets make him seem like a parody account.
🎙️ shlemazeltov · 24 points · Posted at 20:32:58 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
He has 15000 followers
SqueakyTits101 · 7 points · Posted at 20:43:26 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
My gut reaction was to down vote this...let's hope it's to laugh at him.
LikEatinGlass · 4 points · Posted at 21:01:18 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
It must all be people following him for a good laugh
fuzzin · 1 points · Posted at 22:19:50 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'd follow him.
Speaking-of-segues · 3 points · Posted at 22:18:56 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Dear god this reminds me of me.
Thank fuck I grew up pre internet.
[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 00:11:17 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I lost it on the “trading crypto” comment. This is wonderful stuff.
roobeast · 3 points · Posted at 00:39:32 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Holy shit the crypto part kills me
BA_Start · 3 points · Posted at 02:52:42 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
"Trading crypto" is probably the best punchline that entire rant could've had.
Dontyouclimbtrees · 2 points · Posted at 22:57:05 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
This dude isn’t even that smart. He’s probably the valedictorian of a high school with a class less than 100, and thinks that makes him a genius.
SemiSeriousSam · 2 points · Posted at 23:08:59 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Now I want all crypto currency to crash, just to spite him lol.
wopperjoe · 2 points · Posted at 23:15:48 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Simply accept that there ARE people above you...says the guy who claims to be above everyone. Well, 99.999999%, which is (maths are hard) 1 in 100,000,000, sooooo roughly 70 people are smarter than him on this planet?
hpdodo84 · 1 points · Posted at 22:46:57 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
You would think if he were really that smart he'd have some social awareness
plarah · 1 points · Posted at 00:29:35 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
How the fuck does this dude have si many likes? Are they mocking him?
missmavenxx · 1 points · Posted at 11:59:28 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yass hole jazz hands
[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 21:55:35 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I read this tweet as Rob Lowe from PnR.
Can't stop laughing.
Send help
sargontheforgotten · 2 points · Posted at 00:40:25 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I follow this guy on twitter, he’s pretty funny. I’m pretty sure it’s a parody account... at least I hope it is.
Maji-_- · 1 points · Posted at 09:04:29 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
in my country there is someone who does this too :D tbh his account is very funny
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 22:08:47 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
My name is Dr Xavier, come for a tour of our academy. You'll feel at home with all the like minded gifted individuals... I thought only I could catch brainwaves.
aprilsurtz · 1 points · Posted at 22:18:41 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Thats because op is the verysmartasshole
colgateandcake · 1 points · Posted at 23:17:36 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Plot twist... He is the verysmartyasshole
SuiGeneris17 · 1 points · Posted at 23:18:25 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Plot twist: OP is very smart
notUrGod · 1 points · Posted at 00:18:55 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
OP really has it out for that guy
BryanLoeher · 1411 points · Posted at 19:47:35 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Can't wait to my imgur link
🎙️ shlemazeltov · 2029 points · Posted at 19:50:54 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
You got a great one dude. If I saw this before I would’ve made it the main post instead. Enjoy!
https://imgur.com/a/3n3E3yU
BryanLoeher · 934 points · Posted at 19:58:24 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
That's /r/imverysmart to a total new level, damn. It's borderline /r/iamatotalpieceofshit
🎙️ shlemazeltov · 794 points · Posted at 20:26:23 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yeah here’s the whole thread
https://imgur.com/a/mx9ZgEr
gnomesayins · 651 points · Posted at 21:21:30 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Lol so according to him crypto traders are exclusively genius level iqs
MalfurionRagequit · 326 points · Posted at 22:15:35 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I have some dogecoin I got for making a fart joke a few years ago.
So long LOSERS! I'm off to join MENSA!
magnament · 29 points · Posted at 00:21:44 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Is there a womensa or is it just a club for men, like a regular sa?
rebsey · 52 points · Posted at 00:32:47 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Not just the mensa, but the womansa and the childrensa too?
IOTA_Tesla · 3 points · Posted at 01:44:14 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Us traders are on another level. It’s pretty clear from this side of the coin.
[deleted] · 154 points · Posted at 22:08:10 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Being in the top 20% doesn't mean you have a genius level iq. An iq of 115 should put you slightly above the 80th percentile. But I agree with your sentiment.
AverageRedditorMaybe · 40 points · Posted at 23:18:00 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
My iq is 116 am I now genus?
BobbyWatson666 · 21 points · Posted at 23:30:03 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Ya u be genus
AverageRedditorMaybe · 12 points · Posted at 23:43:13 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I am genus!!!!! Bow down to my superiors intel pesenzt!!!!
BobbyWatson666 · 6 points · Posted at 23:43:55 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
W0w u s0 gO0d bOi!!1!
ekrumme · 3 points · Posted at 23:59:01 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
If only I traded crypto, I'd know what you were saying
Tyhgujgt · 6 points · Posted at 00:53:47 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Sorry pal I've got 117 (probably)
oorza · 2 points · Posted at 03:52:35 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
You're average.
Maybe
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 05:19:53 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
You now Homo
NoodleFlavored · 1 points · Posted at 04:43:51 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I’d guess by your username that you’re average. Maybe.
[deleted] · -2 points · Posted at 22:27:29 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
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dynamite8100 · 23 points · Posted at 23:06:40 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Smart does not equal lucky, lucky does not equal smart
[deleted] · -2 points · Posted at 23:33:34 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
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dynamite8100 · 11 points · Posted at 23:36:41 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Thats cool, but the market works via supply and demand- they were lucky their brand of cryptocoin caught on the way it did, and didnt flop like many others did.
[deleted] · -2 points · Posted at 23:41:48 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
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dynamite8100 · 3 points · Posted at 23:44:23 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
As I said, buffets smart, but was unlucky with his choices in those cases. Same with the stock market- monkeys are as successful on it as professionals. These people backed crypto, it went well, good for them, but there have been many times in history where start ups have failed, originals have been beaten by competitors etc
[deleted] · 0 points · Posted at 23:46:08 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
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dynamite8100 · 3 points · Posted at 23:49:11 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'm not saying it sucks, and I obviously regret not having a disposable income during the first years of crypto, as I'd probably have put a quid or two in. But I dont think anyone thought or knew it wouldnt flop or get so big. I just think its silly to laud these people as supergeniuses or something.
carkey · 2 points · Posted at 00:01:20 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
That dude you're replying too really has a weird chip on his shoulder. God forbid crypto currency traders aren't 100% intelligent soothsayers...
dynamite8100 · 2 points · Posted at 00:16:42 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's likely the 'just world fallacy' at play in his mind- he can't reconcile the fact that these incredibly rich and lucky people did anything less than earn their wealth- there has to be a reason why he didn't get lucky and they did!
DuckWithAKnife · 54 points · Posted at 22:18:31 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I made like 34 cents off of crypto, does that mean I have a 150 IQ?
Im_a_Knob · 56 points · Posted at 22:22:50 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
150.34 IQ.
thatguy2366 · 3 points · Posted at 00:02:10 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
What about tax?
Fireplay5 · 3 points · Posted at 00:52:26 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
148.34 IQ
christophurr · 38 points · Posted at 22:29:42 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
He probably hit it rich in the bitcoin bubble and now he thinks he’s God’s gift to us. He’s surely a gifted thousandaire
caceta_furacao · 3 points · Posted at 00:08:33 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Bingo
ireneadlerfox · 3 points · Posted at 03:42:05 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Laughed out loud at thousandaire.
[deleted] · 10 points · Posted at 22:51:02 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
oh shit, I trade crypto and watch rick and morty
UnperformedKubrick · 6 points · Posted at 00:41:26 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
How can I serve you, my Lord?
Befaro · 6 points · Posted at 22:33:38 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
so we all start crypto trading. no need for people to harvest food, we just alll crypto trade all day long!
Aarskin · 6 points · Posted at 23:18:39 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Nonono, trading crypto is the slavery.
No way a genius like this would forget a comma or hyphen in such a crucial spot.
ThatTrashBaby · 66 points · Posted at 22:15:25 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Sounds familiar
danbatess · 12 points · Posted at 05:57:31 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Self aware but not quite
rapidozak · 4 points · Posted at 01:28:57 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
The fucking irony. I got IQ of 128 according to official Mensa test. But honestly I am really ignorant person, so much that I have no idea if this result even means anything. Someone has put up a great jab into urban dictionary for word Mensa: People who already know that they are smart paying to be told they are smart. Either way, just because my mind according to mensa can process faster and more difficult problems than 97% of people, which still leaves 60 million people "above" me, doesn't mean I posses any qualities to allow me utilize it. I dont amount to shit. I remember this story about a swedish kid who got IQ test done by a psychologist at a younger age and got a score of 159 or something and he just burned out by 18. He had been flipping burgers for a year before the interview and just wanted to live simple and stress free life from there. He mentioned that it had caused him serious damage to learn hes a genius at so young age. To date I still think that IQ doesnt tell wether a person is smart or not. If you lack certain tools you can have IQ of 140 and everyone around you might view you as an idiot.
ThatTrashBaby · -2 points · Posted at 01:43:05 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Good comment, but beware, you come off as a little r/humblebrag - y
FlameoHotboi · 4 points · Posted at 05:26:55 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Well. And anyone that talks about their IQ is just a massive douche.
rapidozak · 0 points · Posted at 10:48:01 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is just plain stupid. This right here is why I think these subs are very sad. Say, someone talks about their IQ and its completely isolated incident, but its posted here and all of a sudden everything else is ignored and the guy is a douchebag. If you cant discuss about IQ without being a douche, go check r/gatekeeping you belong there which is another endlessly looping circlejerk dedicated making fun of strangers for having human traits. I cant fathom how people enjoy this shit as a content.
rapidozak · 1 points · Posted at 10:40:13 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I dont care. These thematically similar subs are actually really really sad imo, and a lot of people use them to gain sense of superiority without realizing they do those things too, no one just cherry picked them and showed them in their faces. These "unwanted" qualities exist in us whether we are smart, dumb, asses or nice people. The thing is, I dont pay attention to useless shit like that when discussing in an anonymous online environment. What the fuck is there to gain bragging to strangers? I took the test about 5 years ago. This is the second time I mention the result and the only person who knows it is the friend who took it at the same time.
_tawdry_hipbone_ · -3 points · Posted at 05:09:27 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Straight up. I have an IQ in the range of 165. I had the $800 test done at the beginning of college in order to qualify for classroom accommodations related to a learning disability called Dysgraphia (basically dyslexia for small motor skills).
The test took somewhere between 4-6 hours to complete and isn’t actually a single test. Instead, it’s a series of tests that account for different learning styles and possible biases within each test. Anyone who tells you they took an IQ test and have a specific number they scored didn’t take a real, medically-relevant test.
Genius IQ starts at the 140 range. I scored 165... I’m also just about the least successful person I know.
TL;DR - anyone who says they took an IQ test and scored a specific number is lying. Anyone who thinks IQ is a sign of useful intelligence is wrong.
rapidozak · 1 points · Posted at 10:54:27 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Theres just too much wrong with this comment. You should be aware that these tests arent identical around the world before you take it as gospel which means that there isn't commonly agreed upon test for it because we dont fully understand or even agree to most things in psychology.
Peloquins_Girl · 18 points · Posted at 23:48:58 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
He's either an exceptional troll, or in genuine need of psychiatric care. Possibly both.
He sounds like my half brother, whose delusional bi-polar, and once told me, "Once you learn to control your own mind, you can begin to learn to control other people's minds."
JustAcceptThisUser · 14 points · Posted at 22:13:38 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Is this Kanye?
stuckInForLoop · 14 points · Posted at 22:19:04 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
“Aye broski, you traded in cryptos today??? sips Heineken and take jager bomb”
“How can a simple PEON such as yourself even begin to understand crypto trading...LET alone turn on a computer. I HAVE OVER $400 IN MY COINBASE ACCOUNT”
[deleted] · 6 points · Posted at 22:15:45 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Bah! He fucking dived right in to the crypto bullshit head first. This absolutely has to be satire, the only thing this turd missed on the trolling checklist would be some Rick and Morty shit or saying MAGA at the end there
__Forest__ · 2 points · Posted at 22:19:57 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
This guy is literally the worst!
BobbyWatson666 · 2 points · Posted at 23:30:56 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
What’s his name? 😂
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 04:40:18 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Holy shit does he not see the irony
Themiffins · 1 points · Posted at 23:45:16 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
That third one is a bit ironic
LoboDaTerra · 1 points · Posted at 01:13:01 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I’m basically imagining this guy as Gilfoyle from Silicon Valley. But without the actually skills
Batgate · 1 points · Posted at 01:16:31 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
"there's nothing you can do about intrinsic human worth"
except making up what you're worth I guess?
IOTA_Tesla · 1 points · Posted at 01:43:05 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
He reminds me of that one guy claiming to be a genius to Elon Musk when asking him a question at an event.
MrMineHeads · 1 points · Posted at 01:46:31 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Jesus fuck. I had doubts this guy was just a troll account, but this guy is legitimately stuck up his own ass.
Farpafraf · 1 points · Posted at 03:52:15 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Come on it must be a troll. There's just no way.
creatorofcreators · 1 points · Posted at 04:01:34 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Jesus I picture this guy living at his parents maybe making some money off crypto currencies.
Gatreh · 1 points · Posted at 13:53:36 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is probably the best Ad I've seen for cryptocurrency yet!
eviktion · 1 points · Posted at 14:53:39 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
What a fucking autist.
epicflyingpie · 1 points · Posted at 16:49:03 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Lol he believes in crypto
sugar-magnolias · 1 points · Posted at 07:34:35 on June 3, 2018 · (Permalink)
To be fair, if I saw people “doing their business” outside, I would be reminded of monkeys too.
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 00:57:59 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Arrogance can only earn a person so many penalty points in my book. To get into /r/totaliamatotalpieceofshit range would require something morally reprehensible.
Atomheartmother90 · 3 points · Posted at 23:53:57 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
This guy sounds like a very stable genius.
moonman2090 · 2 points · Posted at 22:44:05 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Mental Illness
1LargeCheesePizza · 2 points · Posted at 02:56:08 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
You’re an absolute legend OP. If I had any money I’d gild you.
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 02:57:16 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
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1LargeCheesePizza · 0 points · Posted at 02:58:47 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
<3
(no homo)
((ok a little homo))
meizhong · 1 points · Posted at 23:17:34 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Even if it were true, it would in fact still be arrogant.
Achilles42x · 1 points · Posted at 00:56:56 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
This must be a troll
Grayskis · 1 points · Posted at 02:25:15 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
HES ABOVE ME?!? WHERE?!
10000_vegetables · 1 points · Posted at 02:41:35 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'm gonna hurl
creatorofcreators · 1 points · Posted at 03:58:20 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Jesus Christ that's so fucking crazy. This kid needs help.
YouKnowMeWellSon · 0 points · Posted at 22:55:06 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
How much we gonna bet this is you?
BetaDecay121 · 1 points · Posted at 06:23:15 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I will bet $0.00
littlelamp15 · 480 points · Posted at 20:12:06 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
This shit is hilarious, thanks OP
🎙️ shlemazeltov · 845 points · Posted at 20:28:49 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Thanks! Anything to avoid studying for my two finals tomorrow. You got a great one:
https://imgur.com/a/bSMYD3j
littlelamp15 · 477 points · Posted at 20:32:22 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Who the fuck is this person. Like, doesn't he have friends he can brag? Good luck with your finals by the way! Don't forget to get some sleep and all that
Striker654 · 389 points · Posted at 21:28:49 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I refuse to believe it isn't a joke account
cheerfulKing · 157 points · Posted at 22:44:11 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
That's because you aren't even a human. I thought it was a joke as well but since I don't have a pool I'm not even human so who knows
fizikz3 · 60 points · Posted at 22:53:40 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
that's because a tiny mind like yours can't conceive of someone possessing such intellect. he's above 99.99999999% of the human population I hear.
[deleted] · 8 points · Posted at 22:48:57 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Lol maybe it's just OP farming that sweet karma.
krucz36 · 6 points · Posted at 23:28:26 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
it could be OP, if you search r/iamverysmart on twitter the account pops right up. seems like someone pretty excited about themselves.
MetalGearSlayer · 4 points · Posted at 01:20:04 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
As you scroll down on their tweets their sentence structure becomes more and more trump like.
I think we’re dealing with a stable genius.
[deleted] · 6 points · Posted at 23:25:05 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
It’s op 🤭
sargontheforgotten · 3 points · Posted at 00:47:44 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
He is definitely getting off on all the people in this thread actually taking his tweets at face value.
DrakeRome · 81 points · Posted at 21:07:48 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
This person is on a whole other level. So, do you think he is making up the pool entirely, or do you think his parents/grandparents have a pool and he calls his mother his assistant?
Like lol, this guy. At least use the right terminology if you are going to pretend to be rich. Servant, not assistant, right? What assistant is just hanging around all night to light candles and place them in a garden.
Also, why would he need candles? Such a pleb, everybody worth the title of human would OBVIOUSLY also have lights built into their pool. And any GENIUS should know that extra light only helps diminish the light of the cosmos. What a fool!
MelancholyOnAGoodDay · 82 points · Posted at 21:29:30 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Based on the other tweets (assuming he's not an outright liar, which is totally possible) it sounds like he's a bitcoin (or similar) millionaire. Which mostly means they hopped on a bandwagon early and then got exceptionally lucky.
DrakeRome · 70 points · Posted at 21:34:09 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
That would be so sad if that was true, but it explains a lot. People who think they are super smart and talented for something that is primarily luck based are the worst kind of arrogant.
ThorVonHammerdong · 12 points · Posted at 23:47:21 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
"I produced nothing and still took money from productive people. I'm a genius!"
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 23:04:30 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
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MelancholyOnAGoodDay · 1 points · Posted at 23:06:07 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I don't have it, I'm just reading the other tweets OP has posted.
Bayerrc · 3 points · Posted at 23:55:41 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
On a real note, candlelight is very peaceful and won't diminish the view much, while electric lights are worse on both accounts. Unless you like the colored built in lights so you can swim in a neon blue glow like I had my assistant install last year.
Mkingupstuff2looktuf · 2 points · Posted at 21:53:43 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
People rich enough to have an assistant on task 24/7 dont need to post about it on twitter to show how awesome they are. They are busy being awesome.
DrakeRome · 2 points · Posted at 21:57:43 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Right? Like if he is so focused on the stars than why is he posting about it?
[deleted] · 43 points · Posted at 20:42:40 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
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tensing99 · 3 points · Posted at 22:24:46 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Just read the exam instructor's brainwaves, ace the test, and block his trachea when you're through. He's probably not a real human so its ok.
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 00:44:16 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is getting so
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CosineBrosine · 3 points · Posted at 22:44:44 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
If 👏 you 👏 dont 👏 have 👏 a 👏 pool, 👏are 👏 you 👏 even 👏 a 👏 real 👏 human?
hav0cbl00d · 2 points · Posted at 21:48:38 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
r/gatekeeping
wasabi1787 · 2 points · Posted at 22:07:29 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
What I read this as:
"Just went for a swim at my apartment's pool. Lights weren't working so I complained and the maintenance guy came and replaced the bulbs."
Glamdring804 · 2 points · Posted at 23:14:45 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Some useful advice I was once given: At this point, unless you've actually ignored the entire class, studying anymore is not going to help you. If you keep trying to stuff more information into you're brain, you're just going to short-circuit it. Take the rest of the evening off. Do something relaxing, then get to bed at your usual time. At this point, you've done everything you could that would productively prepare you for your finals.
Wutang_Guild · 2 points · Posted at 03:56:48 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Obviously doesn't have a pool. Anyone with a pool knows they never use it.
my_labia_caught_fire · 1 points · Posted at 22:45:19 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Not just candles. BIG CANDLES. With BIG LIGHT.
Shaaamone · 1 points · Posted at 22:50:18 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Good luck on your finals! I greatly enjoyed this whole thread
scorp1a · 1 points · Posted at 22:57:28 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Ok candles will just make it harder to see the stars
Unless he thinks the candles are stars, in which case Jesus christ
getMeSomeDunkin · 1 points · Posted at 23:39:45 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'm dying to know about his thoughts on FEEEEMALES are.
tiduyedzaaa · 1 points · Posted at 03:22:53 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
HAHAHA I DO NOT HAVE A POOL BUT I'M VERY MUCH HUMAN JUST LIKE HIM
KingoftheGinge · 1 points · Posted at 07:44:51 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Good luck with your finals!
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 17:14:09 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Dude's a troll
Weaselpanties · 1 points · Posted at 18:42:58 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
MOM I said LIGHT THE GARDEN CANDLES! Ok fine, pleeeeeaaaase will you light the garden candles for me mommy?
sugar-magnolias · 1 points · Posted at 07:36:23 on June 3, 2018 · (Permalink)
Thank god he specified what kind of pool he has. If he hadn’t, I would have assumed he was swimming in his cold indoor pool.
GoldenMonster · 1562 points · Posted at 19:26:48 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
people like him die inside when you prove they are wrong at pretty much anything
🎙️ shlemazeltov · 2046 points · Posted at 19:46:52 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://imgur.com/a/QYHmW1t
AtomicSuperMe · 885 points · Posted at 19:53:36 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Im so scared. He is gonna block my twitter. What ever will I do.
icannevertell · 487 points · Posted at 20:34:41 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Guys, I think he's a bee and he's threatening to sting people who are allergic.
FeatureBugFuture · 52 points · Posted at 22:08:51 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
They actually really hurts, even if you aren’t allergic. But you can’t blame the bee.
UnownedUsername · 11 points · Posted at 23:28:32 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Right, because bees know they'll die when they sting, and they only do it to save the colony. Wasps, on the other hand, can right fuck off. Little bastards are soulless demons. Same with Africanized bees.
Ashybuttons · 1 points · Posted at 03:21:27 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Depends on the wasp. Some wasps are bros.
Ideafix_Jones · 8 points · Posted at 23:01:18 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Villain for Bee Movie 2 confirmed!
I_ama_Borat · -5 points · Posted at 00:57:44 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
You sound like those geeky guys that say this stuff online but if we’re confronted irl you’d say “ok sorry” in a shaky voice
AtomicSuperMe · 2 points · Posted at 01:34:11 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
It was a joke.
I’m a coward.
Blocking me on a twitter account a rarely use doesn’t ban me. Just prevents me from communicating with the user that blocked me.
I_ama_Borat · 1 points · Posted at 05:55:15 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
But you don’t understand, that type of joke you made is what I’m talking bout.
bhfroh · 347 points · Posted at 20:17:47 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
r/iamverybadass
Ares90V2 · 51 points · Posted at 21:43:31 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Ascend into the badassery
nvcNeo · 21 points · Posted at 22:21:56 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
He's a true jack of all trades, he is!
Farpafraf · 1 points · Posted at 03:55:21 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
/r/imverysmartass
[deleted] · 15 points · Posted at 22:43:12 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Is this person Dwight Schrute?
BBQBrutus · 11 points · Posted at 22:35:36 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Omg, this is the best one yet.
[deleted] · 8 points · Posted at 23:28:25 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
For him to be smarter than 99.999999% of the human population he would have to be the 2nd smartest person out of a population of 100 billion people or the 3rd smartest person out of a population of 200 billion people. According to historians and scientists from Wikipedia Knowledge Corporation there has only been an estimated 107 billion people ever born. Which means that he:
He knows the most intelligent human being that has ever existed yet refuses to give his name up
I say we contact this guy and ask him who actually is the most intelligent being-- the one and only human that has ever been smarter than himself-- and if he answers correctly then we can confirm his own intelligence!
dan420m8ey · 3 points · Posted at 22:53:31 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Bullying isn't a bad thing after all.. Hmmm
GenericMemesxd · 2 points · Posted at 23:46:57 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Holy shit hahah
Sloppy1sts · 1 points · Posted at 05:02:33 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Do you know this guy in real life? Is he even remotely capable of fighting anyone?
sckinman · -1 points · Posted at 21:19:33 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
r/iamverybadass
[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 22:34:49 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
'Nother guy has you beat.
sckinman · 3 points · Posted at 22:57:46 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Aw damn didn't see that
CodenameMolotov · 32 points · Posted at 22:11:01 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I had a friend in grade school like this who would get angry, shout, and say he misunderstood the question whenever he was wrong.
I wonder why he's 26 now and has never had a girlfriend..
r2bl3nd · 3 points · Posted at 22:48:08 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's a very narcissistic trait to never admit to being wrong. There is help out there for people with that problem, but they'll never admit to needing it. I feel like people that can't and won't help themselves need to be committed if there are no other options. Otherwise everyone is going to be forced to deal with their untreated behavior. And there are people with far worse behaviors, like violence and anger issues, who are in the same boat.
freelanceredditor · 4 points · Posted at 21:42:45 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
How empty is his life that he has to fill it with this much imagination
DeltaPositionReady · 3 points · Posted at 22:59:53 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Implying they have any hubris or humility whatsoever. We all know people like this, when proven emphatically incorrect, they double down and shift the conversation to a random topic they know everything about or perform the good old 'I know you are but what am I?' tactic.
Psistriker94 · 2 points · Posted at 00:37:52 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Knew a kid in grade school say he "knows everything".
I asked him what my middle name is.
The stammering that ensued.
jaykresge · 1 points · Posted at 22:57:05 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Can confirm. Internally, I honestly believe that I'm smarter than a majority of people (and I'd like to thank Florida for making that possible). But I'm also smart enough to know that there's a lot I don't know. So I try very hard to curb my arrogance. I don't always succeed.
That said, I can sometimes be defensive when proven wrong about something. I try to be gracious about it, but it's harder in some cases than others.
ScarletBaron0105 · 3 points · Posted at 02:24:22 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Smart people know that they don’t know
jaykresge · 1 points · Posted at 03:02:45 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Or maybe I'm just an idiot partially aware of my own idiocy :p
AntiNaziButJewSlayer · 0 points · Posted at 23:14:41 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Not necessarily I’m genuinely not even trying to troll but this person on op’s post reminds me of myself. I know I’ll get downvoted for a plethora of reasons but I’ll continue. I know I’m smarter than your average person and no I’m not being subdued by the dunning Kruger effect nor am I basing this on arbitrary numbers from an IQ test. I’m not stating this to prove anything but I disagree with how you say when people like him (I.e me included) die inside when we’re wrong. Personally I don’t I really enjoy it and it humbles me because there’s more to learn and as such that creates a greater distance between me and normal people. I accept that you may be better than me in certain fields. I don’t die inside because I know I’m better in the things that matter and if I’m not then I’ll get there sooner or later.
KaiRaiUnknown · 992 points · Posted at 20:08:39 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
This guy IS this sub, holy jesus
🎙️ shlemazeltov · 950 points · Posted at 20:34:03 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://imgur.com/a/AhniPRb
ccm596 · 364 points · Posted at 21:08:25 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Link to the thread he links? Is it this one?
DuckWithAKnife · 246 points · Posted at 21:41:32 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yeah, it is. And these tweets are all real. I seen 'em with my own two eyes.
EDIT: Just kidding, it doesn't. My reddit app didn't switch threads when I clicked on the link in the twitter app for some reason, it links to an older thread.
my-unique-username69 · 21 points · Posted at 22:03:37 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
No it isn’t. Why say something is true when you don’t know it’s true?
https://www.reddit.com/r/iamverysmart/comments/8l379q/comment/dzcoim3?st=JHGSR0LL&sh=511432ce
DuckWithAKnife · 28 points · Posted at 22:04:41 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Oh shoot, I clicked on it in the twitter app and it opened my reddit client to this thread. I was already on this thread, so I guess it didn't open the new thread for some reason. Sorry.
[deleted] · 6 points · Posted at 21:57:44 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
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DuckWithAKnife · 6 points · Posted at 22:01:25 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I can't, against subreddit rules.
Aidansturn · 5 points · Posted at 22:02:32 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I like your name
DuckWithAKnife · 4 points · Posted at 22:03:27 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Thanks
waffleman258 · 1 points · Posted at 07:49:28 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Don't
my-unique-username69 · 3 points · Posted at 22:03:09 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
It is not this one
https://www.reddit.com/r/iamverysmart/comments/8l379q/comment/dzcoim3?st=JHGSR0LL&sh=511432ce
Kdouglas89 · 26 points · Posted at 22:43:21 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
This picture is how I imagine 95% of the commentors on /all
NINTSKARI · 4 points · Posted at 08:50:10 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
That is a bunch of the most normal looking people I would never remember
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 18:15:20 on June 3, 2018 · (Permalink)
Seeing this picture, I’m reminded of every discussion about black people I’ve seen on reddit.
Sure, everyone has opinions but it feels like Reddit isn’t exactly drawing on diverse walks of life on average
Farisr9k · 4 points · Posted at 23:09:24 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
You wouldn't be wrong
[deleted] · 12 points · Posted at 23:01:55 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
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naryn · 4 points · Posted at 00:18:32 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yeah this one looks pretty normal in all honesty
Diss_Poetry · 5 points · Posted at 23:42:28 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
"Pathetic?" Maybe he's envious of all the happy people in the picture :)
pandaholic23 · 4 points · Posted at 22:51:01 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'm scared. Is this what we all really look like?
SubParNoir · 3 points · Posted at 23:09:23 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Well, a broken clock is right twice a day...
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 21:44:02 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Holy shit, please make a sub and post all these tweets!
BolinTime · 1 points · Posted at 02:56:24 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yeah, you.
h0m0s4pi3n · -3 points · Posted at 04:32:30 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Lol, he’s not wrong 😂 yall are a bunch of nerds.
fondlemeLeroy · 6 points · Posted at 05:43:27 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Says the redditor.
Liimbo · 10 points · Posted at 21:37:15 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Probably because he is obviously trolling
crithema · 2 points · Posted at 23:19:10 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
What would blow my mind is if we had a thread where the OP was the one who was very smart. If I was smart enough, I could tell you if that would be meta, or if it would be the complete opposite.
ghostmetalblack · 1 points · Posted at 22:41:03 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
If this were an RPG, this person would be the Final Boss
KinkyWhiteBread · 618 points · Posted at 19:56:45 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
This guy is like a copypasta generation machine
🎙️ shlemazeltov · 695 points · Posted at 20:09:26 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://imgur.com/a/Htvrgyu
HHcougar · 287 points · Posted at 20:26:33 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
What even is a soy?
Azerty__ · 442 points · Posted at 20:38:39 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's about "soyboys". These types think the estrogen in soy causes men to turn more feminine.
gravgun · 332 points · Posted at 21:01:21 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Soy, among others, particularly contains phytoestrogens, which has arguably no effect on testosterone levels, nor even on sperm characteristics. You won't turn into a girl by just eating soy.
These types have absolutely no clue on what they're talking about.
NoTimeToKYS · 217 points · Posted at 21:11:06 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Ironically
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/23919747/
[deleted] · 44 points · Posted at 22:23:31 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Just throwing that out there too. It's frustratingly hard to know the truth, which I think is why people like to be so polarized on these topics.
ujelly_fish · 7 points · Posted at 23:08:31 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Right, but if there’s no evidence of an effect, or credible reason for an effect to be researched, then why would anyone take the stance that soybeans make you less manly? Makes no sense.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 17:19:24 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Because the type of person more likely to eat soy is also more likely to conform to their ideas of what an unmanly man is. Be vegetarian, hold left wing beliefs etc.
It's kind of like how SJW types often have blue hair and cat eye glasses. The hair and glasses don't cause the SJWism, but they are a common characteristic of that demographic.
ujelly_fish · 1 points · Posted at 17:29:42 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Soy is in everything my dude
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 17:38:03 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yeah but I think the thought goes something along the lines of the more you eat the more "soy" you become. So for example if you deliberately make it one of your staple protein sources that makes you more "soy" than if it just happens to be in a burger you ate or something.
I'm not advocating this as a workable worldview or anything
ujelly_fish · 1 points · Posted at 17:44:46 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Sure. Vegans, I guess, who eat tofu constantly. Otherwise, the soy content of their food is probably not too different. Everyone else who they label “soyboys” aren’t eating tofu all the time. Often the argument that they make is that men are becoming less manly as a whole is because soy permeates so much of our processed food sources. That’s why soy allergies are so annoying to deal with.
So either they’re saying that - vegans who eat a lot of tofu are less manly than non-vegans (dumb) or that we’re all less manly than we used to be because soy (dumber).
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 18:06:07 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Oh it's certainly not an intellectually rigorous position, it's more of an emotional reaction to a perceived drop in manliness grasping for a narrative. (I think)
"Soy" is a bit like Humorism, the idea that the balance of your body fluids leads to different personality. It's factually wrong but the descriptions phlegmatic, choleric, sanguine and melancholic have a literary use if not a scientific one. We still "vent spleen" or call someone "sanguine" or whatever.
I feel like attacking the scientific inadequacy of the whole "soyboy" theory is a reflexive defence against being called an effeminate man.
I like "soyboy" because it is so caustic and emotive. I think there really is something to the idea that a lot of young men are trying to be socially and morally "acceptable" and sacrificing important elements of their masculinity in an attempt to please society. Denying a part of themselves.
I think "soyboy" prickles at this and triggers defensiveness. I like that.
I don't actually give much of a shit about soy itself.
Of course I have my own problems, I'm a piece of shit in a lot of ways, I'm just trying to be honest.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 23:35:55 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
For some people, facts are subjective. And some people don't understand that something can have different effects when subjected to different scenarios. Like thinking something is poisonous, when they don't even know the LD50 of it. Like yes, toothpaste can kill you if you eat enough of it, but it's not going to kill you if you swallow what you're brushing with. Then they go on facebook and make a post about how toothpaste should be banned.
But even now there are doctors that use decade old information. It's hard to keep up on all the facts, even for the experts of the fields.
ujelly_fish · 2 points · Posted at 23:41:19 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
That’s fair. I was more speaking about an ideal world, I know that everyone is affected at different levels to their own perceived biases and some are dumb enough to believe in conspiracy theories.
soysauce_much · 4 points · Posted at 22:54:07 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Thank you reddit. My username can stay.
Big_faggot · 2 points · Posted at 03:39:22 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
And it was with this reddit comment, that insecure males everywhere rushed to local grocery stores everywhere, emptying isles of soy-based items.
Virtymlol · 41 points · Posted at 21:34:51 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
My favorite part is these people always talk about test levels and have never stepped into a gym.
They're the kids that show up on January and ask us "how do i get toned".
Armagetiton · 2 points · Posted at 21:58:25 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hard work, dedication, research form and routine, and a realization that you always have room for improvement in all of the above.
It's a little too much for those types though.
Virtymlol · 6 points · Posted at 22:00:03 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Nah it's a joke among bodybuilders that I was aiming for.
They're the type to say "I don't want to get too big, I just want to get toned".
But yeah you're right Nutrition > Workout
jello1388 · 7 points · Posted at 22:15:30 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
"I don't want to work too hard, but I want to look like I do."
garrettbrooks · 4 points · Posted at 22:06:18 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I just want to look like Brad Pitt from fight club.
Virtymlol · 4 points · Posted at 22:19:31 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
exactly
ShabbyTheSloth · 2 points · Posted at 22:37:49 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Well I know if I don’t pay attention in the gym, I will leave looking like Kimbo Slice. You gotta be real careful if you want to get toned.
Virtymlol · 3 points · Posted at 22:39:45 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Man tell me about it.
One day I put 2 scoop of creatine instead of one in my shaker and I yelled "YEAHHHH BABYYYYYYYY" as I grabbed my dumbbells.
I turned into Ronnie... Never again.
cgibsong002 · 5 points · Posted at 21:43:40 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
You won't turn into a girl by eating food. Who'd have known?
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 22:24:52 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
You misunderstand, the point is that if you care about your health, just like eating things other than red-blooded American meat or are just a person who has the audacity to display anything other than 100% macho male behaviour, you are attacking the masculinity at its core.
The big strong tough masculinity that is threatened by pretty much everything under the sun.
toomuchdamnicecream · 0 points · Posted at 21:51:10 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Its almost like its a joke
Lettuce_Goat · 1 points · Posted at 20:05:47 on August 7, 2018 · (Permalink)
If it did I would be eating so much soy.
ShabbyTheSloth · 1 points · Posted at 22:36:47 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
No, but you know what is chock full of estrogen that will affect you?
Big, manly, beefy steaks.
Pussy ass beefboys.
ThePixelCoder · 18 points · Posted at 21:10:45 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
What...?
That's now how this works. That's not how any of this works.
[deleted] · 24 points · Posted at 21:06:42 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I know what they intend it to mean, but I can never take it as an insult because it is such a funny term.
I eat soy, I am a proud little soyboy. I want to buy a soyboy t-shirt.
It's not often that a slur sounds so wholesome.
tlalocstuningfork · 7 points · Posted at 21:53:29 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
It sounds like something out of r/sneks or r/rarepuppers
ShabbyTheSloth · 4 points · Posted at 22:38:47 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
This soyboye is doing a heckin’ vegan
AgsMydude · 2 points · Posted at 23:09:10 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Amazing
[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 21:56:30 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
"What's a soyboy?"
"A feminine humie"
"What's a humie?"
"A masculine soyboy'
soysauce_much · 2 points · Posted at 21:54:09 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
ಠ_ಠ
k-fly-987 · 1 points · Posted at 22:43:51 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I love you the most!
Bobbith_The_Chosen · 4 points · Posted at 21:12:18 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I thought it was cause soy sauce is salty hahah oops
Spockthevulcan · 1 points · Posted at 21:42:33 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I thought he was saying ‘I am’ in Spanish.
lolkaios · 1 points · Posted at 22:18:36 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
funny enough, I read beer contains even more estrogen
mckatli · 1 points · Posted at 16:19:55 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
These guys' obsession with estrogen is hilarious because without estrogen literally your bones would be about as brittle as a twig, which imho means you're less strong and therefore less "manly." It's amazing the wonders a developmental biology class could do for these fuckheads
SgtPepper1000 · 1 points · Posted at 22:16:39 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
And the funny thing is that regular cow milk does have estrogen, because you guessed it, cows are females and have female hormones.
toomuchdamnicecream · 0 points · Posted at 21:50:44 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Pretty much reddit
zoomshoes · 7 points · Posted at 20:41:45 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Slang for a wuss, basically.
[deleted] · 5 points · Posted at 20:46:44 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
It’s supposed to be a derogatory term for a liberal. Because liberals eat soy meat alternatives. And scientifically, soy increases your estrogen levels which makes you a cuck and a beta male. Wish I was kidding...
ngwoo · 9 points · Posted at 22:24:39 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Soy doesn't increase your estrogen levels
[deleted] · 4 points · Posted at 00:49:17 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I know, I’m just repeating what incels say.
dan420m8ey · 1 points · Posted at 23:05:32 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's good that you don't know, I respect you for that
frenzyoctopus · 1 points · Posted at 03:46:57 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
When someone is beefing, they often cry tears of soy.
RyanRising · 2 points · Posted at 23:16:27 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Well, we are enjoying the tweets. Just maybe not in the way he intended.
laymness · 2 points · Posted at 01:00:20 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I really want this to be a new way copypasta.
[deleted] · -2 points · Posted at 22:45:17 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Apparently this guy is not intelligent enough to read peer-reviewed scientific studies. I'm a vegan dude who eats soy regularly and I would destroy his ass in a fight just as hard as I would beat him in an argument.
marklar_the_marklar · 3 points · Posted at 23:28:25 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
lol i bet you would
Brribrri · 2072 points · Posted at 18:56:37 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I wonder if his advanced brain ever heard of dunning kruger
🎙️ shlemazeltov · 1955 points · Posted at 19:01:48 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://imgur.com/a/OBWDwXF
PromVulture · 1228 points · Posted at 20:04:41 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
So he is an incel or a MGTOW?
🎙️ shlemazeltov · 1517 points · Posted at 20:12:44 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://imgur.com/a/LMqtx49
YourBoyFrodoge · 808 points · Posted at 20:21:09 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
OOF
🎙️ shlemazeltov · 1996 points · Posted at 20:31:22 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
HOLY FUCK THIS JUST GOT SO META
https://imgur.com/a/AhniPRb
HoltTusk · 782 points · Posted at 20:33:25 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
AMA soon please
NoahsArksDogsBark · 873 points · Posted at 20:39:50 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Why are you so salty?
What am I thinking about, right now?
Who do you think you are?
What gives you the right?
What color is my underwear?
🎙️ shlemazeltov · 762 points · Posted at 20:56:13 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Apparently the link is him being posted here a week ago lmaoo
https://www.reddit.com/r/iamverysmart/comments/8jbw2o/very_smart_bitcoin_trader/
Drewpy42 · 237 points · Posted at 20:58:07 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
OMG! That guy! LOL. Wow.
zakangi · 11 points · Posted at 22:13:26 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Has got to be a troll no fucking way anyone can be this retarded.
Drewpy42 · 5 points · Posted at 22:17:23 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Oh, I've seen many people like him. I haven't figured out if it is either a delusion or a lack of intelligence. Could be a combo. It's the typical Incel/MRA mentality.
DarkSoulsMatter · 5 points · Posted at 22:21:46 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
No. This guy just did acid for the first time. Common to perceive people as primitive. It opened his sheltered brain a little bit and he feels like god. I’ve seen this happen so many times
There are so many redditors that are experts in their narrow fields that would make this guy sound like the people he’s talking about if they tried to talk about their work with this guy, but he wouldn’t know because he’s wrapped up in what he thinks reddit is and well yeah, he knows everything clearly..
[deleted] · 4 points · Posted at 22:29:18 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
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DarkSoulsMatter · 2 points · Posted at 22:41:02 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Good point.
Drewpy42 · 1 points · Posted at 22:29:29 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Well, I did think I understood the universe while doing acid. That was following the laughing fit after watching people play games at the local arcade. And after I tried to count all the rocks at the lake in my head after hearing a drunk girl whine about going to said lake and getting her rock. I may have told her to go to the lake and drowned because all the rocks.
But I digress. 😂
araw · 191 points · Posted at 21:16:27 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Man, that guy is going to shoot up a building. Or just slide right into serial killer. He seriously needs to be on a watch list.
BottledUp · 6 points · Posted at 22:24:30 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Nah, don't worry about it. I've had those thoughts, luckily before social media was around. I'm currently in a 5 year relationship and right now standing in the kitchen preparing meatballs for tomorrow when my girlfriend comes back from visiting her sister in a different country. I have a steady, well paying job and all is well. That's just teenage angst turned upside down.
LeglessLegolas_ · 38 points · Posted at 21:53:09 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I refuse to believe he isn't a troll.
sargontheforgotten · 1 points · Posted at 00:45:07 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I’m pretty sure he is, I’ve followed him on twitter for awhile and it’s pretty hilarious when people take him seriously.
putdrugsinyourbutt69 · -1 points · Posted at 02:40:04 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
As an internet troll myself I find this persons posting to be extremely troublesome even if they are a troll.
Most of the time trolls dont have a consistent theme or tone. Sometimes I'm alt right, sometimes SJW, sometimes jehovah witness. Whatever the hell is going to get people calling me disgusting. This guy doesn't fit that mold
Further more even if it is trolling its disturbing that be would post in this manner. Dude needs to be on a list. Hes mentally I'll and potentially dangerous for sure
IWillLeaveEarth · 31 points · Posted at 21:20:50 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Maybe the biggest asshole or the greatest troll (which would also include being the former).
camerawr528 · 2 points · Posted at 21:30:07 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Why not the saddest loser which contains both plus r/incels
natemilonakis · 25 points · Posted at 21:36:14 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
u/shlemazeltov is this your Twitter page?
🎙️ shlemazeltov · 2 points · Posted at 22:46:04 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
no
natemilonakis · -4 points · Posted at 22:54:26 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
you seem to be able to easily find the perfect tweets as replies to questions by other redditors as if you were making them.
🎙️ shlemazeltov · 6 points · Posted at 22:56:46 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Some of them are weeks old dude. How do you think that would work?
natemilonakis · -1 points · Posted at 23:00:01 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Photoshop? Magic? Finding 6 dragon balls?
scorp1a · 0 points · Posted at 22:55:20 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Oof then he's just farming karma off himself
ThatTrashBaby · 5 points · Posted at 22:18:24 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I’m not convinced you aren’t the tweeter because of how good his tweets are
tiduyedzaaa · 6 points · Posted at 03:27:33 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Let's pack up boys, r/iamverysmart r/iamverybadass r/braincels and r/iamatotalpieceofshit have all peaked
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 03:30:27 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
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lannfann · 1 points · Posted at 03:36:34 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
You lost Reddit :(
tensing99 · 3 points · Posted at 22:17:48 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
So he's a repeat offender...
daemon-electricity · 0 points · Posted at 22:38:40 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Wait... is this Kanye?
Doubtfireswife · 0 points · Posted at 23:21:42 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Isn’t this guy just trolling?
NiftyGent · 8 points · Posted at 21:38:16 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Number 2’s ridiculous, CLEARLY he has to be close enough to catch your escaping brainwaves. And clearly you’re not wearing underwear cause you have NO SHAME
NoahsArksDogsBark · 3 points · Posted at 21:47:37 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
False, I'm wearing compression shorts. It keeps my fatass thighs from rubbing together
auto-xkcd37 · 1 points · Posted at 21:47:51 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Bleep-bloop, I'm a bot. This comment was inspired by xkcd#37
NiftyGent · 1 points · Posted at 22:10:27 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I keep getting no underwear, is someone here not wearing underwear? I must be picking up their brainwaves
_Serene_ · 2 points · Posted at 20:58:48 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
NYEHHH!
netfatality · 2 points · Posted at 00:08:44 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
NintendoFriendo · 1 points · Posted at 22:56:50 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
tiduyedzaaa · 1 points · Posted at 03:28:07 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
What is Gamora?
[deleted] · 24 points · Posted at 20:54:48 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I feel attacked.
mike_rob · 4 points · Posted at 21:19:04 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
How can we be sure this guy isn't just trolling?
_Serene_ · 3 points · Posted at 20:59:22 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Post from the 15th of may.
slowest_hour · 2 points · Posted at 00:11:38 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
He didn't even use one of the actually cringy reddit pictures.
Looks like a typical church group from my hometown, just a little more white on average.
billtheangrybeaver · 1 points · Posted at 21:54:17 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is amazing. Going through his history now, wondering if he's really serious? It has to be satirical.
20astros17 · 1 points · Posted at 22:03:56 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's a troll yea
scorp1a · 1 points · Posted at 22:52:41 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Ok that guy needs to just fuck off
jaykresge · 1 points · Posted at 22:58:54 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Plot twist - it's his family reunion.
YamYoshi · 1 points · Posted at 13:07:49 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I’m the lady with the black kid
ws_volt · 1 points · Posted at 16:23:48 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
FUCK HES ONTO US
SCATTER LADS, HIS BRAIN POWER IS TOO GREAT FOR US
Kudysseus1 · 1 points · Posted at 21:43:59 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I FEEL ATTACKED
locoravo · 256 points · Posted at 21:41:42 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
'I won't touch a woman that has had sex with another man. Also I fuck your bitch lmao'
ethium0x · 76 points · Posted at 20:23:17 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Wow. I honestly wonder if he's sarcastic.
djdogjuam2 · 25 points · Posted at 20:33:39 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Of course he is, look at that fucking picture.
🎙️ shlemazeltov · 105 points · Posted at 20:51:55 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
You clearly haven’t spent much time in crypto twitter
neversummer427 · 28 points · Posted at 20:57:12 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
oh god. please tell me this guy isn't in crypto twitter...
SKyPuffGM · 22 points · Posted at 21:16:09 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
this guy isn’t in crypto twitter
neversummer427 · 20 points · Posted at 21:21:38 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
oh thank god
SKyPuffGM · 9 points · Posted at 21:24:54 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
haha jk he is i just told u that bc you said to gotcha 👉😎👉
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 21:26:46 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
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SKyPuffGM · 2 points · Posted at 21:34:06 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
haha ya know, i thought about that, but im a nice and humble god so i figured id let him get away with it lol
But if you ever mis-thank me again, u/neversummer427, I will smite you where you stand, you son of a bitch.
neversummer427 · 2 points · Posted at 21:40:08 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I feel so betrayed
Eman9871 · 1 points · Posted at 21:58:31 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
*should have
It's alright I don't expect primitive monkeys like you to understand the English language 😎
_Tebro · 0 points · Posted at 01:06:19 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hey we made a reddit account on the same day :D
Dontyouclimbtrees · 2 points · Posted at 22:59:40 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Happy cake day my dude.
[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 22:09:57 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
WHERE'S THE IMGUR LINK
Pandaonthird · 5 points · Posted at 21:00:29 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yeah, that account is well known for being a joke though.
🎙️ shlemazeltov · 9 points · Posted at 21:02:10 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
You’re right, there is an element of satire. I think he really believes a lot of this stuff though. Dude has a complex.
Pandaonthird · 1 points · Posted at 21:05:57 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Not really, he’s just being a more extreme version of cobain. Almost everything that account posts is tongue in cheek. I think the only real part is that they’re naturally bearish.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 21:06:58 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
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Pandaonthird · 1 points · Posted at 21:13:05 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I’m 100% positive that the post you’ve shared is designed to illicit your exact response to it. Look how it interacts with other accounts in that mewn club or whatever it is. It’s a troll account and it acknowledges it regularly.
🎙️ shlemazeltov · 3 points · Posted at 21:17:16 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Wonder why he got so pissed when someone posted him here last week then.
Pandaonthird · 1 points · Posted at 21:19:59 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I would read it as a direct response to the person posting it. If he insults everyone, then he’s going to specifically insult them.
Pandaonthird · 0 points · Posted at 20:17:57 on June 14, 2018 · (Permalink)
There we go. There's that confirmation.
JustaGangsta · 2 points · Posted at 22:28:53 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
What is crypto twitter?
Do I want to know?
gameismyname · 2 points · Posted at 22:36:34 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
#bitcoin #crypto
JustaGangsta · 1 points · Posted at 22:40:43 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
So he's a pretend millionaire?
I found his twitter and saw him bragging about driving a $50k Mercedes. Not what I would expect an actual millionaire to drive.
gameismyname · 1 points · Posted at 23:12:50 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Fake as fuck. He's not making another million off of bitcoin anytime soon and most millionaires earn or are born into their money, rather than hitting the lottery. That car impresses poor people, but a real millionaire would recognize the shit tier Mercedes.
SociableSociopath · 1 points · Posted at 04:10:21 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
One pet peeve, not all who are rich have an obsession with purchasing quickly depreciating assets, Cars. Easy example, Warren Buffett’s drove a old Cadillac for decades, and then later upgraded to a new Cadillac...which was a mid level cts. He’s a billionaire.
JustaGangsta · 1 points · Posted at 04:17:33 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Those who brag about their wealth on twitter and post their car as a status symbol on social media, though …
thisismynewacct · 3 points · Posted at 23:18:24 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
That and 15k followers. No one would follow this person if they were serious.
mrps4man · 4 points · Posted at 22:23:10 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Wait what but he just said no hymen no diamond or is he trying to imply they haven’t done did the deed yet
killerassassinx5x · 4 points · Posted at 22:45:24 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's truely beautiful how he says there's no reason to fuck a girl who's been with another guy, then says he'll fuck your girl.
DirkxDiggler · 1 points · Posted at 22:07:44 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
yikes
UnownedUsername · 1 points · Posted at 23:30:52 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I saw the bar on the right and thought I could scroll the gif...
cheesymoonshadow · 32 points · Posted at 20:47:42 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Oh man, didn't know what mgtow was until I saw the sub today. That place is just sad.
ProWaterboarder · 50 points · Posted at 21:08:46 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I thought it was a Magic The Gathering sub at first based on just skimming the title, turns out it's something... Darker
Moruitelda · 39 points · Posted at 21:32:52 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Magic: guh Tathering
johntash · 13 points · Posted at 21:32:36 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Can you tell me what it is? I'm too scared too look
AerThreepwood · 39 points · Posted at 21:45:50 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Men Going Their Own Way. And that Way is going on the internet and being angry about women, apparently.
[deleted] · 7 points · Posted at 22:56:04 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
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jack_skellington · 9 points · Posted at 23:19:54 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
What's funny is that your first description is what it's supposed to be.
In other words, incels have cornered the market on entitled rage against women, but MGTOW was supposed to be guys backing away from women, backing away from society's mandates that we marry and have kids and all that, and instead just go off to live a good life solo.
MGTOW, in concept, is basically just "don't get fucked over by marrying and getting divorced and losing all your stuff." And the way to avoid that is not "marry the right person" because the idea is that people change, that you can never fully know the person you're with, and that many people are poor judges of character anyway, so instead just "never marry." Step away.
Unfortunately, a lot of men are Not Quite Getting It™.
Women do this pretty OK, actually. If there were WGTOW, it'd be a lot of cat ladies & nuns. They're not dating, they're not sexing, but they're also not on forums raging against dudes and hating everyone. They just gave up and do their own thing now.
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 00:35:22 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
It was the first thing, but when the incels were knocked a lot of them went there. MGTOW youtubers a fucking amazing (Colttaine, Thinking Ape, huMAN), but the community is a bit of an odd cross between redpillers and incels. Not a place you wanna visit daily.
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 00:47:58 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
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jack_skellington · 3 points · Posted at 01:54:45 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Well... hmm. I think you ask a good question. There are going to be people who remove themselves from social expectations & norms (like "get married, have kids") and then find that they are without a social support system. You know? Part of buying into social norms is that you get all the support that goes with it. You are "being normal" and so the huge majority goes along with you. It's easy, if you just do what's expected, to coast along -- you have a wife, you can put her on your health insurance, you have kids, your work will understand that you need "work life balance" and stop demanding you work overtime, you have a family and want a "family plan" or "family discount," you got it.
You need your mom to come over and watch the kids so you can have a date night? You got it. Your mom is dying to spend time with her grandkids.
Does this make sense?
Now, strip yourself of that. Don't follow social norms. Be single. Maybe don't even bother to date. Now you are home alone for days or weeks at a stretch. No one is checking up on you. If you die, it's possible that nobody will notice, especially if you work at home or don't have a conventional job.
Of course it doesn't have to be like that, but it often is. And for those that do not like that, they've got to get some kind of community going. Enter /r/MGTOW or others like it. Enter meetup.com. You can't hang out with your married friends (at least not a lot) because they're busy and they don't understand your life choices. So if you want to avoid romantic long-term relationships, and if you need to find like-minded dudes who are cool with your life choices, you may very well end up in these online communities. It's not like they hold "team meetings" or anything. They just want to talk, or commiserate, or whatever.
It seems pretty human, and ordinary, to me.
ProWaterboarder · 21 points · Posted at 21:35:21 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Men going their own way, essentially incels2.0
jello1388 · 7 points · Posted at 22:14:12 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I think men going their own way predates incels. Maybe not as far as the subreddits themselves, but MGTOW has been around for quite awhile. I bet a lot of the incels showed up there after the ban hammer, though.
razman7altacc · 0 points · Posted at 22:07:28 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Nothing scary just kind of sad. It's "men going there own way" which means they're over women, but they still make everything about women and how much they "don't need them". Just a lot of lies and misogyny.
cantadmittoposting · 2 points · Posted at 21:31:43 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Shockingly, it's still better than the actual incel community.
Rubberbabybuggybum · 2 points · Posted at 10:16:04 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
“We’re men who don’t need women...now look at the top 50 posts all of which are obsessing over women.”
AustinAuranymph · 4 points · Posted at 22:46:16 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Is there a difference?
AxelTheViking · 3 points · Posted at 21:40:35 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Ohoh, excuse me sir, but what does MGTOW mean?
Rosenthalferdinand · 3 points · Posted at 22:03:07 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Men Going Their Own Way
Eg, 'wahhh I can't get the girlies to like me, fuck them! Did you know they just suck your dry of money, fuck your friends, then fuck their girlfriends? What vapid succubi! I'll just stay alone! With other dudes! Nyah!'
Aesen1 · 2 points · Posted at 21:56:34 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Men Going Their Own Way. Its way more cancerous than it sounds. Not as bad as r/incels, but still bad
[deleted] · -2 points · Posted at 22:00:57 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
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CaptainUnusual · 1 points · Posted at 22:52:42 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
It focuses on the manly aspects of life, such as complaining about women on the internet.
Eman9871 · 2 points · Posted at 21:55:14 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
What's MGTOW
Rosenthalferdinand · 2 points · Posted at 22:03:18 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Men Going Their Own Way
Eg, 'wahhh I can't get the girlies to like me, fuck them! Did you know they just suck your dry of money, fuck your friends, then fuck their girlfriends? What vapid succubi! I'll just stay alone! With other dudes! Nyah!'
hypertown · 2 points · Posted at 21:58:30 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
He’s a piece of shit
Happyintexas · 1 points · Posted at 22:12:32 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Do I want to know what a MGTOW is?
BotchedAttempt · 3 points · Posted at 02:16:47 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's incel-lite. They're basically incels that pretend they're happily choosing to be incels. Exact same misogynistic ideology, though.
ngwoo · 1 points · Posted at 22:17:35 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yes
toomuchdamnicecream · -8 points · Posted at 21:50:13 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Its amazing how reddit culture shifted over the years to be pro-whore.
ngwoo · 6 points · Posted at 22:20:18 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Other people grew up and had sex
toomuchdamnicecream · 0 points · Posted at 01:02:32 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Someone who has sex is not shore nor did I even say that.
BotchedAttempt · 2 points · Posted at 02:03:28 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
You are currently accusing Reddit of being pro-whore for not attacking a hypothetical girl that has had sex.
Reshi_the_kingslayer · 5 points · Posted at 22:25:38 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Having sex doesn't make someone a whore.
BotchedAttempt · 9 points · Posted at 22:01:23 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Fuck off, incel.
toomuchdamnicecream · -7 points · Posted at 22:02:16 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Original
BotchedAttempt · 6 points · Posted at 22:07:02 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's not supposed to be original. It's just accurate.
toomuchdamnicecream · -1 points · Posted at 22:12:13 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Okay. Fuck off, incel
brinkrunner · 140 points · Posted at 20:11:16 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hes an incel too! Ughhhhhhhh I hope he stubs his toe every day for the rest of his life
PixelPowerYT · 61 points · Posted at 20:12:05 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Calm down Satan
Lostinstereo28 · 8 points · Posted at 20:36:51 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Pft, Satan would hope he stubs his toe and then step on legos!
[deleted] · 11 points · Posted at 20:47:13 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Pfft, Satan would move the furniture in front of his toe, and would leave his legos everywhere after building his Perdition Palace in the family room.
ejchristian86 · 2 points · Posted at 22:17:05 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Belt loops constantly catching on door jambs and ripping tiny holes in his pants.
ToBeReadOutLoud · 2 points · Posted at 00:29:03 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I hope he scrapes his toe on the pointy metal corners of old furniture so the top layer of skin peels off and he has stinging toes because his feet are sweaty and the sweat got into the scrape, and then as soon as it heals, he does the same thing to another toe. Endlessly. Forever.
The12thmanrulz · 1 points · Posted at 21:25:24 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
*steps on a lego
2Dust · 26 points · Posted at 21:42:46 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
/r/badwomensanatomy
Esquiror · 5 points · Posted at 21:54:40 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
No hymen, no diamond
At least he’s a comedic degenerate?
Mojimi · 3 points · Posted at 22:19:04 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Jesus Christ that's sad.
It's objectifying women on a whole 'nother level
SuperYusri500 · 3 points · Posted at 22:51:35 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Op go check his latest tweet. It's about your post lmao
🎙️ shlemazeltov · 5 points · Posted at 22:52:14 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hahaa I saw. And people somehow still think it’s me
lovelybutterbiscuits · 1 points · Posted at 22:52:38 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
He’s eating up the attention
SuperYusri500 · 1 points · Posted at 23:06:38 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
If it was you why would you post it??
mantatucjen · 2 points · Posted at 21:47:10 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Every woman has a hymen though🤔
pigzit · 2 points · Posted at 22:34:33 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
"Laughing out loud-big" Loling
Edit: realized there are 2 l's. Now it makes even less sense!
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 22:48:25 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is horrific.
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 23:29:45 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I’m stealing this lol
notataco007 · 2 points · Posted at 23:45:32 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Fuck how do I go back and change my yearbook quote?
BolinTime · 2 points · Posted at 03:01:03 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Jesus... prepare to be left by the 16 year old virgin you manage to screw when she ages two years and realizes you're a total douche.
SoHelpfulGuy · 1 points · Posted at 21:12:56 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Dude sounds like he's been spending too much time on the Misc.
BlowsyChrism · 1 points · Posted at 21:16:57 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Well that's special
Poopystink16 · 1 points · Posted at 21:38:31 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yikes
PlasticRice · 50 points · Posted at 20:03:05 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
pulls out a bug-catching net
"LEMME SEE THOSE HIGH-IQ BRAINWAVES OF YOURS"
trustworthysauce · 3 points · Posted at 21:38:58 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
What is interesting about Dunning Kruger is that the least intelligent people actually rank their intelligence lower than smarter people rank their own intelligence.
The key is that, whereas people's perception of their intelligence looks like a y=x chart (with X as least to most intelligent people and y as perceived intelligence), the actual test results show that intelligence is spread more like y=2x or y=3x.
All that to say: lower intelligence people (outside of the narcissists and other deluded people you see on twitter and such) actually don't consider themselves more intelligent than other people, and extremely intelligent people don't actually think other people are smarter than they are. The DK effect shows that we are all lying to ourselves about how much smarter some of us are, and how much less intelligent other people are. Of course, the greatest discrepancy is with the lowest intelligence people greatly overestimating their own abilities.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 03:33:44 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
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trustworthysauce · 1 points · Posted at 14:53:34 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Thanks! It was necessary because the commenter that brought it up misapplied it to a stupid person thinking they are smarter than smart people, so I explained it in a way that would clear up that misunderstanding.
Dog_Vote · 1 points · Posted at 15:18:54 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I see the purpose of such a comment now and the folly of my previous remark, I hath now deleted such an embarrassing mistake. BTW you should fix the first sentence there, it's a bit of a mess.
zimzambIe · 8 points · Posted at 21:12:49 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Reddit’s current favorite thing to post about to make themselves feel smart
AceAttorneyt · 2 points · Posted at 21:47:05 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
What’s even better is that they always misuse it.
PlentifulCoast · 2 points · Posted at 22:31:34 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
He's so smart he's transcended the Dunning-Kruger curve and come out the other side.
FidelDangelow · 2 points · Posted at 00:02:14 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
The best Dunnings. Nobody Kruger's better than me, okay? Believe me.
averagejoegreen · 1 points · Posted at 22:17:33 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I haven't what is it
[deleted] · -2 points · Posted at 21:35:26 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
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[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 21:45:36 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
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BillyClintoon · 1 points · Posted at 21:49:06 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Execume
mundusimperium · 1 points · Posted at 22:17:26 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Ruining the grand Roman image, shame.
ImBucovina · 444 points · Posted at 18:51:44 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
This must be satire
🎙️ shlemazeltov · 579 points · Posted at 18:54:14 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://imgur.com/a/09IUdra
BelugaBunker · 521 points · Posted at 19:14:48 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hold up. What the fuck is organic water ice cream?
jigokusabre · 338 points · Posted at 19:55:59 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Ice cream made with organic water, obviously.
Action_Batch · 110 points · Posted at 22:00:19 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
This guy deducts.
christophurr · 7 points · Posted at 22:33:17 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Deionized water would have been a more impressive thing to say, there’s nothing organic about water.
kaenneth · 10 points · Posted at 23:07:19 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I bet you don't even activate your almonds.
jigokusabre · 5 points · Posted at 22:51:49 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Sounds like someone doesn't have a sufficiently sophisticated understanding of string theory. You should read some more quantum physics journals.
christophurr · 2 points · Posted at 23:24:14 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I happen to know modern twistor theory. I wrote my thesis in pre K on n=4 yangs mills theory. My graduate papers (when I was 6) Is a full accounting of CFT with Bosonic stings in condensed matter physics. Maybe if you actually read those “journals” you would have some conceptual understanding of our existence in the highest order.
BudMasterSess · 3 points · Posted at 23:02:45 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Water is inorganic though..... Did I woosh myself?
jigokusabre · 3 points · Posted at 23:51:02 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Sure, with your middle school understanding of chemistry, you might not understand what organic water is... but I've been reading biochemistry journals since I was seven and I assure your that water can be organic.
BudMasterSess · 3 points · Posted at 02:10:54 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Fuck. If only I had that 1650 IQ.
GoldFishPony · 38 points · Posted at 20:08:27 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I’m not smart enough to know, but it sounds disgusting. Is there water in any kind of ice cream?
noahdj1512 · 135 points · Posted at 20:24:10 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Don’t know if you’re joking but look at the first word before cream.
GoldFishPony · 53 points · Posted at 20:25:56 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I just thought that was there to describe the temperature... my previous statement of not being smart enough still stands.
Also when I think of adding water to ice cream I can only imagine watered down sugar syrup that lost all of its charm as a semi solid sweet treat.
[deleted] · 23 points · Posted at 21:24:06 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Thanks for taking the bullet for the rest of us dummies
GoldFishPony · 10 points · Posted at 21:50:07 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Gotcha covered!
noahdj1512 · 9 points · Posted at 20:27:05 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
You can probably make it without ice but I definitely know there’s a way you can make it with ice cubes.
Akatragdor · 11 points · Posted at 21:40:51 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yeah but the ice doesn’t go inthe ice cream. It goes in an outer container with some salt to get sure chill, and then the ice cream mix is placed in the salt water water ice bath.
GoldFishPony · 1 points · Posted at 20:29:49 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Even though I always get ice in my water, I don’t think of water and ice as the same thing unless the context demands it.
noahdj1512 · 7 points · Posted at 20:30:04 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Fair enough
[deleted] · 5 points · Posted at 21:14:11 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
This comment chain is fantastic.
the_moon_walker · 0 points · Posted at 22:24:54 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
lol you ended up being the dumb one
noahdj1512 · 2 points · Posted at 22:25:08 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
How?
PM_ME_UR_LIPZ · 2 points · Posted at 21:42:15 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
there is no water in ice cream man, jesus.
noahdj1512 · 6 points · Posted at 21:44:24 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
At the very least isn’t there water in milk?
reydeguitarra · 2 points · Posted at 04:38:46 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Lol.
PM_ME_UR_LIPZ · 1 points · Posted at 21:45:56 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
man ...
Review_My_Cucumber · 1 points · Posted at 00:34:41 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yes. Ice creams with taste of apple or lemon are made with water. Sour ice creams usually dont have milk. At leas in my local ice scream joint
Popopopper123 · 1 points · Posted at 04:47:42 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I mean all food except those freeze dried food bags contains water so
Not_enough_yuri · 5 points · Posted at 22:05:23 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Probably sorbet for #iamverysmart people
tensing99 · 5 points · Posted at 22:23:30 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I think the closest you can get to "organic" water would be either blood, milk, or saliva. Maybe sweat or urine.
Another_year · 3 points · Posted at 22:22:33 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
THE ICE CREAM OF THE FUTURE
dtsyk · 2 points · Posted at 23:00:55 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
The kind of water that is both activated and homegrown.
paracelsus23 · 2 points · Posted at 23:18:16 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
"something a commoner wouldn't understand"
Anosognosia · 2 points · Posted at 00:15:46 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
A sorbet?
DrFishPhd · 1 points · Posted at 22:10:13 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Ice
NutDestroyer · 1 points · Posted at 22:14:41 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Maybe it's just ice?
Harmoniche · 1 points · Posted at 02:27:24 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
it's fucking ice
allsheknew · 1 points · Posted at 02:53:03 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
The fact this is even being asked is lunacy. Are we believing it exists?
ImBucovina · 145 points · Posted at 18:55:53 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Dedicated satire I hope
🎙️ shlemazeltov · 275 points · Posted at 18:57:05 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://imgur.com/a/VQy0vjb
ImBucovina · 171 points · Posted at 18:57:49 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Ok I've lost hope what the hell is wrong with that guy
🎙️ shlemazeltov · 223 points · Posted at 18:59:03 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://imgur.com/a/G8Cct0X
ImBucovina · 122 points · Posted at 19:00:09 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Is that guy at least smart or rich or something he states he is?
🎙️ shlemazeltov · 233 points · Posted at 19:01:42 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
No idea. He has a lot of followers but doesn’t get much engagement so they may be fake.
This is his worst I’ve seen so far: https://imgur.com/a/OBWDwXF
classynik · 45 points · Posted at 19:19:41 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Is this Elliot Rodger
CorncobJohnson · 24 points · Posted at 21:22:52 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Not even kidding, everything this guy says sounds like a sequel to Elliot Rogers manifesto
classynik · 1 points · Posted at 23:33:31 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
You a mumkey fan?
ImBucovina · 124 points · Posted at 19:02:50 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Wtf. He seems like somebody subscribed to r/incels
[deleted] · 88 points · Posted at 21:49:55 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
He's a prototypical /pol/ guy. Probably white nationalist who dreams of marrying a white virgin girl who will be a stay at home mom and hang on his every word and never talk back.
MadFury88 · 2 points · Posted at 03:59:04 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
The type of dude who's watched a couple far right videos, and subscribed to alt right views and flawed arguments. And now believes his life woes and misfortunes are due to immigrants.
AnoK760 · 1 points · Posted at 00:09:20 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Ive noticed that a LOT of the white nationalist 4chan types are actually hispanic. At least the ones ive come across and interacted with.
Its very odd
UngratefulDepression · -2 points · Posted at 23:21:21 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
AKA traditional values. This is how my parents, grandparents, and great grandparents lived. It's called a stable family unit.
It used to be an insult (latch-key kid) to not have a parent waiting for you when you got home from school.
[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 23:43:21 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
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fairies_wear_boots · 1 points · Posted at 07:11:30 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
They did say parent rather than mother, so the comment may not be as bad as it seems... But it might be too.
UngratefulDepression · -5 points · Posted at 00:49:42 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Which is why we're probably heading for a civil war. There are millions of people who are willing to stake their lives to keep living the old ways.
laymness · 3 points · Posted at 01:03:55 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
WHAT
spoopyskelly · 5 points · Posted at 23:44:53 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Incredible
fairies_wear_boots · 3 points · Posted at 07:08:51 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure this guy is the most self-obsessed idiot I have ever seen on here, and I think I have been subscribed to this side for a few years now.
I love it when they make themselves look worse and worse. People are likely following so they can have a laugh.
Edit : sub not side - I am however hungry now.
workaccount4shitpost · 1 points · Posted at 22:39:32 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'm guessing daddy's money.
Olrak7 · 50 points · Posted at 20:27:04 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
But in this one he says he cares about his family; https://imgur.com/a/dkkuZRR
Huh_Neat · 3 points · Posted at 22:17:34 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Things we don't give a shit about, his opinions, his thoughts etc.
fairies_wear_boots · 2 points · Posted at 07:13:47 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
He's lying. If he didn't care about others thoughts and opinions, he wouldn't be posting online.
Harmoniche · 2 points · Posted at 02:25:16 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
i like how for 3 straight responses all you post is a link, god bless
NotchsCheese · 1 points · Posted at 21:49:17 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Followed. This dude is a goldmine.
TheRandomEpicGamer · 1 points · Posted at 00:59:21 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Can you link the account?
MadFury88 · 1 points · Posted at 03:59:51 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Not one for mercy I see. He can't not be a satirical account haha
DirtyNickker · 1 points · Posted at 00:06:06 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
How did seeing more over the top clearly satirical tweets convince you this was real?
kaenneth · 1 points · Posted at 23:08:29 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Take the first letter from each of the lines he tweets.
mindy1313 · 22 points · Posted at 20:28:59 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Do these guys really think they are the only people who know about things like how low blood sugar impacts the body/brain. Kids know they feel grumpy if they don't eat.
apatternlea · 5 points · Posted at 22:16:38 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
You know, except every breakfast cereal commercial ever made.
almostdeadpoet · 3 points · Posted at 21:53:45 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Did he fucking quote himself
kVIIIwithan8 · 2 points · Posted at 21:40:52 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
[squints incredulously] is that a quote from fucking Deathnote....
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 22:21:51 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Lol...brain functions, such as thinking, memory, and learning.
Flavors of yogurt, such as strawberry, banana, and strawberry banana!
krucz36 · 2 points · Posted at 23:18:12 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
"brain functions such as thinking"?
bathroomstalin · 1 points · Posted at 22:02:01 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Reads like a parody of an online demigod who made it big going his own way trading crypto ventures cuz he's alpha to the maxxtreme
Sabisent · 1 points · Posted at 22:02:34 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'm just scrolling through this thread to read these replies
manere · 1 points · Posted at 22:18:12 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
He thinks its not public knowlage that carbohydrates and especially variations of sugars are improving your physical and mental ability (at least short term).
hatemailhatemail · 1 points · Posted at 23:19:14 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
ok ok ok
"organic water"
that's one too far, this is clearly a satire account
GaryARefuge · 1 points · Posted at 00:19:48 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure it is well documented how your glucose level affects your brain and every other cell in your body.
dheftus · 1 points · Posted at 00:50:43 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Your brain needs glucose to function!!! HOLY SHIT nobody knew about this before! Truly a genius.
Riccolatesla · 1 points · Posted at 00:59:43 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Lmfao what an asshole.
nodorioussmd · 1 points · Posted at 14:10:19 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Translation:
"The sugar makes me smart mom"
BanUbiquitousPlastic · 29 points · Posted at 20:03:06 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
He's a crypto pumper so he just spews this cocky persona and dumbasses with more money than sense will follow his crypto trading calls
Casual_Wizard · 1 points · Posted at 23:11:00 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Wait. Wait wait. I hadn't even considered this guy might actually be somewhat smart.
Daft-Bastard · 83 points · Posted at 19:29:18 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Either that or mental illness
🎙️ shlemazeltov · 191 points · Posted at 19:45:16 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://imgur.com/a/DCTmzWw
AtomicSuperMe · 105 points · Posted at 19:51:51 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
He has Anxiety doesn't he
🎙️ shlemazeltov · 161 points · Posted at 20:14:53 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://imgur.com/a/D2wt3Tp
fuckingzazzed · 6 points · Posted at 23:44:36 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
oh shit, that must be why i’ve always had anxiety! i’ve always been short! it all makes sense now. what a genius this guy is.
xavierfox42 · 3 points · Posted at 00:16:52 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
He's short isn't he
b4dhabits · 53 points · Posted at 20:33:46 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Just low T
gumbaline · 36 points · Posted at 21:07:59 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Ah, the ol' low T hypothesis. We're cured! How did all of the international scientists, researchers, and organizations miss this? Surely because they're all sub-par in intellect. Shame!
Daft-Bastard · 5 points · Posted at 19:54:46 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yep
manere · 1 points · Posted at 22:19:48 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I know a dude that looks pretty good but for the love of god cant talk to anyone and especially not girls.
He litteraly DIES right next to girls.
TheAtlanticGuy · 1 points · Posted at 01:40:45 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
TIL I'm a hypochondriac because I'm ugly.
70africanamerican · 1 points · Posted at 12:19:51 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
He’s already peaked 4 subs where is he heading to now r/wowthanksimcured ??
Extranomicon · 5 points · Posted at 20:15:08 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
More likely a personality disorder.
Dick_Demon · 1 points · Posted at 22:02:51 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Ding ding ding
Arachnatron · 1 points · Posted at 22:37:42 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
It most definitely is.
dtsyk · 1 points · Posted at 23:00:20 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
100% satire. Professional trolling.
blaze_fh · 1 points · Posted at 23:25:38 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Obviously. This just seems like someone making a joke. This really is the most humorless sub.
Tristige · 1 points · Posted at 02:21:46 on May 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
It is, its a "character", which isn't too bad cause you know its all for laughs but then sometimes he'll make a bad call and that's where it gets annoying cause you can't tell if its satire or not.
cubev10 · 596 points · Posted at 19:32:44 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I think that's called schizophrenia
🎙️ shlemazeltov · 659 points · Posted at 19:48:00 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://imgur.com/a/fpy5fN9
ClassyPlatypi · 440 points · Posted at 19:56:57 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Of course he browses /biz/
🎙️ shlemazeltov · 591 points · Posted at 19:59:23 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://imgur.com/a/81VOXud
Foop48 · 243 points · Posted at 20:56:31 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
It keeps getting worse
spoopyskelly · 78 points · Posted at 23:38:05 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I refuse to believe that this isn’t elaborate satire
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 06:06:02 on May 25, 2018 · (Permalink)
The technical analysis he is showing there is actually accurate shrug
Glamdring804 · 6 points · Posted at 23:16:09 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Me irl.
[deleted] · -38 points · Posted at 21:16:42 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
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Krissam · 37 points · Posted at 21:24:28 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
145 is top 0.1%.
[deleted] · 31 points · Posted at 21:33:10 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
145 is definitely gifted.
130+ is considered gifted, 120-129 superior, 110-119 above average, 90-109 is average, etc...
Claytertot · 9 points · Posted at 22:02:13 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Im pretty sure genius/near genius start at about 140. Average is somewhere around 100
ShabbyTheSloth · 14 points · Posted at 22:40:20 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Average IS 100, that’s how IQ scores are supposed to work.
meikyoushisui · 1 points · Posted at 23:10:18 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Depends on your test. Average ranges from 98-102 usually.
[deleted] · 5 points · Posted at 23:09:43 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Son, you're a dumb motherfucker.
wasabi1787 · 82 points · Posted at 22:03:01 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'd bet a shitload of Monopoly money that he is just sitting in his dad's car
wizzah2 · 4 points · Posted at 03:39:52 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Or, you know, got the picture online somewhere
Brribrri · 1 points · Posted at 16:35:57 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Probably online. I bet this guy is too lazy to go out side & take a pic of his dad's car.
wizzah2 · 2 points · Posted at 16:37:50 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Found his dad's car here: https://goo.gl/images/TZ6Ftz
Mozen · 32 points · Posted at 22:03:58 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
So he happened to get lucky and thinks it's because he's smart?
TheRedJester · 13 points · Posted at 22:27:17 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
America in a nutshell.
thecatgoesmoo · 3 points · Posted at 23:59:42 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I would wager $100 that this kid maybe won a few grand investing his allowance money into bitcoin, but he maybe knows if he had invested more he'd have more (so he tells people he did).
ZigZag3123 · 7 points · Posted at 01:56:27 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
This dude thinks he’s an ascendant god of a human being, “higher than 99.999999% of the population”, at 145 IQ? That makes him 1/741 at best. Congrats dude, the little village down the road has one or two people as smart as you. 41 people who have upvoted this post making fun of you are smarter than you.
I could almost understand this type of behavior if he was some kind of Dr. Doom supergenius that really truly was just on a whole new level, but 145 is far from unheard of.
CharlestonChewbacca · 2 points · Posted at 04:41:24 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Not only that, but it's highly unlikely that's an accurate score he's posting.
TarHeelTerror · 1 points · Posted at 00:17:34 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
145 isn’t even ridiculously high...
The80sWereCool · 225 points · Posted at 21:26:02 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Millionaire driving an E class, not an S? What a fucking peasant.
magical_drewnicorn · 152 points · Posted at 21:51:00 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'm like 95% sure that he's driving a car-share Mercedes. You can rent them for a couple bucks an hour in most cities.
The80sWereCool · 55 points · Posted at 21:56:24 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
This guy seems pretty all around full of shit so I figured there was an angle on the car being a lie too haha.
VisioningHail · 5 points · Posted at 22:13:59 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
It does look like the base stripper model as well
justanotherguyithink · 4 points · Posted at 23:00:35 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Also e300, if you were doing well for your self it'd be AMG or go home
Theonetruebrian · 4 points · Posted at 23:23:54 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
He probably spent it all on his $15mil house /s
AtomicSuperMe · 57 points · Posted at 19:52:54 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Did he crash?
hare_in_a_suit · 12 points · Posted at 22:13:47 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
His speedometer shows he's going an astounding 0 mph.
So yeah, probably.
Tallgeese3w · 3 points · Posted at 22:18:00 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Our next president. Fuck.
DuckWithAKnife · 55 points · Posted at 21:37:51 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
> Browses 4chan
> Calls Reddit users pathetic
RyanRising · 2 points · Posted at 23:19:41 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Well, Redditors often think people who browse imgur are the same way, don’t we?
oooo_0ooo · 1 points · Posted at 00:17:55 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is a pretty common notion there.
SnowballFromCobalt · 1 points · Posted at 04:59:33 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Used to browse 4chan years ago. This was a common theme on /b/ of all places.
Viper007Bond · 113 points · Posted at 21:14:32 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
lol bragging about driving an E300. No way this isn't a joke.
uwanmirrondarrah · 71 points · Posted at 21:39:10 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yeah I'm pretty sure this is satire, nobody goes this hard without realizing how funny it is.
brocahantas · 44 points · Posted at 22:01:22 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yep, the tweet, the car, 4chan, and Beastmode by Yellow Claw playing on his stereo. Satire for sure.
Tallgeese3w · 26 points · Posted at 22:18:28 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
You'd be surprised.
paracelsus23 · 5 points · Posted at 23:13:12 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
4chan has a history of going from satire to serious very seamlessly.
Mkingupstuff2looktuf · 6 points · Posted at 21:46:11 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
He seems pretty committed to it
ShabbyTheSloth · 5 points · Posted at 22:41:42 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Which is more pathetic?
Being sincere about all this?
Or committing this much of your life to a shitty troll account?
Vaultmanchild24 · 1 points · Posted at 22:45:32 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Wait what’s wrong with the car? I’m a bit out of the loop.
Viper007Bond · 8 points · Posted at 22:58:17 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Nothing really. It's a quite nice car, but not something I'd go out of the way to brag about.
iamadickonpurpose · 3 points · Posted at 01:19:58 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's one of the cheapest Mercedes you can buy. Anyone with real money wouldn't be caught dead driving one of those and definitely wouldn't brag about it.
greymalken · 13 points · Posted at 21:40:25 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
He ain't lifting shit with them shrimpy legs.
gruesomeflowers · 2 points · Posted at 22:31:52 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hands down this guy is the biggest loser I've ever had the displeasure of reading words from.
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 23:45:34 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Kinda hope he crashes.
SkizzleMcFly · 1 points · Posted at 23:35:33 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
If he was really smart, he would have immediately invested the $1M instead of buying an expensive car.
smolgreenpapaya · 1 points · Posted at 00:41:04 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
If you zoom in, you can see what looks to be an anime ad. Interesting.
Insane_Rogue_AI · 1 points · Posted at 13:43:51 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'm a bit late, but that's just a random 4chan banner.
PiousLiar · 255 points · Posted at 19:47:19 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I think the proper term is “Delusions of Grandeur” or even “God Complex”. Either way, the kid’s head aint right, and it’s not because he’s a savant.
🎙️ shlemazeltov · 279 points · Posted at 19:49:33 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://imgur.com/a/bAASnf4
bagzilla · 268 points · Posted at 20:03:50 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
"Stick to playing with banana's" with banana's what?
clementinegal · 33 points · Posted at 21:46:18 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
It hurts me that I’ll never know what that banana owned I NEED TO KNOW
[deleted] · 21 points · Posted at 21:46:30 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
[removed]
clementinegal · 6 points · Posted at 21:46:48 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Banana facts?
praise_the_god_crow · 4 points · Posted at 22:55:51 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I want more banana facts
DuckWithAKnife · 7 points · Posted at 22:20:24 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Whoop, looks like we're gonna have to revoke his genius card.
mrgrogan13 · 1 points · Posted at 22:55:42 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
He’s probably referring to the twitter people as primordials and telling them to play with bananas
bagzilla · 2 points · Posted at 03:31:50 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Clearly. But he put the apostrophe in it which is a pretty dumb mistake for a genius
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 01:45:06 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Dick
redchorus · 92 points · Posted at 20:27:21 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
BANANA'S
_vrmln_ · 2 points · Posted at 22:25:49 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
BANANA'S WHAT?
Genitals_Of_The_Face · 2 points · Posted at 22:45:42 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I trade bananas in the commodity market, let's just say my performance returns are... Slipping.
[deleted] · 21 points · Posted at 20:53:58 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
You mean "Golden God Complex"
camerawr528 · 3 points · Posted at 21:34:17 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Maybe even “Napoleon Dwarf Complex”
WalterSwickman · 44 points · Posted at 21:01:57 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I bet if this kid took LSD just once in his life, he'd end up on the news for running naked down street. All the while yelling at blasphemers for being SO stupid! Quite the god complex on this one.
VegemiteWolverine · 36 points · Posted at 21:22:26 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'd pay good money to see this guy's existence utterly fall apart on psychedelics
JustShortOfSane · 3 points · Posted at 22:51:02 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Honestly, same. Imagine, he'd be trying to explain existence to the elves.
ShabbyTheSloth · 2 points · Posted at 22:42:57 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
If you were really smart, you’d invest that money into crypto.
Fucking pleb.
crwlngkngsnk · 2 points · Posted at 23:12:28 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
He's gonna need some Eli Lilly shit to shatter that ego.
Dial-UPvote · 4 points · Posted at 21:06:37 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
You are right. Believing you have telepathic powers definitely is a grandiose delusion.
uwanmirrondarrah · 3 points · Posted at 21:39:53 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure its satire.
JustShortOfSane · 4 points · Posted at 22:52:07 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Given his ego in other posts, and given that people that delusional exist. I wouldn't think so.
[deleted] · 4 points · Posted at 21:08:00 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hearing voices in your head that you believe are other peoples thoughts is definitely schizo.
PiousLiar · 3 points · Posted at 21:15:28 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Shit, true, I forgot that part. Def schizo, with a hint of God Complex
degenererad · 2 points · Posted at 22:41:11 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yeah.. this is not narcissistic, its delusional. Dude probably needs medication.
malefiz123 · 2 points · Posted at 23:01:33 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's actually very interesting from a psycho-pathological point of view, as it could be a"simple" delusion (he is so narcissistic that he actually thinks he can read people's minds) or something like thought insertion which is a first rank symptom of schizophrenia.
Based on this tweet alone I'm in favour of the latter even though it's not the classic expression of thought insertion
PiousLiar · 2 points · Posted at 23:15:14 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Huh, TIL, I didn’t know about thought insertion with schizophrenia; or is that the clinical term for “hearing voices in my head”? If he feels they aren’t his thoughts, then maybe he just copes with it by attributing them to the people around him. Some cultures have positive experiences with schizophrenia, where they believe those voices are ancestors speaking to them. This could just be a different form of the method.
TheImminentFate · 3 points · Posted at 06:17:01 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Sort of, multiple voices is a bit different to the idea of thought insertion. The umbrella term that includes thought insertion is “passivity phenomena” and includes thought insertion, thought withdrawal and thought broadcasting. - Insertion is where you feel thoughts are being added into your mind that aren’t yours - withdrawal is when you feel like your thoughts are being stolen - broadcasting is when you feel like your thoughts are so loud they can be heard by others
Hearing voices is slightly different, and can get complex easily. For example, most people hear their own voice in their head (inner monologue) and that’s normal. If you hear your own voice outside your head, that’s bad. You can also imagine a voice (like a pirate) but when those start commanding you to do things like kill your neighbour then that’s a bad sign. Depending on who the voices are (someone you recognise vs complete stranger vs yourself), what they’re saying (hurt yourself/hurt others/you’re the best/you’re the worst), how they’re saying it (talking to you/talking about you), and when they’re talking (all the time/while waking up/while going to sleep/after taking drugs), all of these may lead to a different diagnosis for why you’re hearing voices
Vaderic · 2 points · Posted at 02:06:38 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
that boy ain't right
majinboom · 1 points · Posted at 23:41:50 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
If he had a God Complex wouldn't that make him a silent observer that doesn't interfere with it's creations
[deleted] · 46 points · Posted at 20:51:25 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I feel like it's just satire but it is also legitimately what a manic episode can look like so I don't even know.
afictionalcharacter · 5 points · Posted at 20:59:37 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yeah this dude should be on medication, no person of sound mind would think this even if they're conceited or "verysmart." Definitely mentally ill.
ISaidGoodDey · 3 points · Posted at 21:30:12 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I think he just noticed body language and non verbal cues for the first time
tacocat627 · 3 points · Posted at 03:23:48 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
As someone who has exhibited similar behavior during full blown mania, my money's on (no pun intended) Bipolar Disorder.
cmcewen · 2 points · Posted at 22:51:32 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Schizotypal I believe is prob a better fit, but I’m not a psychiatrist. I like to think of it as schizophrenia light.
JohnJuanJones · 2 points · Posted at 23:09:53 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Schizoaffective and currently manic
bangupjobasusual · 2 points · Posted at 22:19:35 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
That’s textbook schizophrenia
grodon909 · 2 points · Posted at 22:46:08 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Not *exactly* textbook (looks more like a delusional disorder imo), but it's hard to tell without seeing the guy.
bangupjobasusual · 2 points · Posted at 22:51:26 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Delusions of grandeur plus hallucinations... I mean yeah you can’t diagnose somebody from a tweet, but I think it is very likely!
grodon909 · 2 points · Posted at 23:00:43 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I didn't really see any hallucinations on the tweets, just a ton of delusions. If he has them, schizophrenia would certainly be more likely!
[deleted] · 0 points · Posted at 21:07:09 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
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[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 01:47:07 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
No
NlNTENDO · 394 points · Posted at 20:34:03 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Someone: "What are you doing?"
You, one of the most intelligent people on planet earth: "Literally catching people's brainwaves and knowing what they're thinking. That's how advanced my brain is."
Me, a surfer dude: "Just catchin' some waves, brah."
ajmartin527 · 21 points · Posted at 21:55:45 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
“You just drop in, smack the lip like WAHHPAHHH!!!”
RABBLE-R0USER · 2 points · Posted at 22:55:36 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I wonder where this dude is now.
ajmartin527 · 5 points · Posted at 23:19:18 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
He’s still getting pitted to this day
RABBLE-R0USER · 5 points · Posted at 23:47:15 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Oh yay thanks. Good for him.
Kururingo · 6 points · Posted at 00:16:36 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Unrelated, how on Earth did you manage to score that username?
MyCatsAJabroni · 6 points · Posted at 01:46:50 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
The I looks like a lowercase L
Still impressive though
Kururingo · 6 points · Posted at 02:36:46 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Oooh, good catch! I’m just now noticing it. It was such a miracle-type name, I half-expected the account to be older than seven years. Yours is cute though, This is my cat!
MyCatsAJabroni · 3 points · Posted at 03:00:07 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Awwww!! What a sweetheart! I love when cats do that 😻
Kururingo · 3 points · Posted at 03:50:37 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Thank you, she’s an absolute doll! She’s a Lynx Point Siamese with the munchkin deformity (tiny legs). She makes up for it with her huge eyes.
MyCatsAJabroni · 2 points · Posted at 01:47:18 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
How do I upvote 1 million times, this gave me the best reddit comment laugh I've had in weeks
NlNTENDO · 1 points · Posted at 02:53:10 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hahah thanks brochacho
Thatnintendonerd · 183 points · Posted at 21:38:44 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
PLOT TWIST: OP is the guy in the picture and that's how all of his replies make sense
🎙️ shlemazeltov · 333 points · Posted at 21:42:19 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
You’re right it’s an incredibly elaborate conspiracy where I made a twitter account and got 15,000 followers and dispensed trading advice just to rake in that sweet reddit karma
Thatnintendonerd · 101 points · Posted at 21:45:52 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
r/karmaconspiracy
DirkLimpwood · 25 points · Posted at 22:15:21 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
No /s, it must be true. The ole "tell them the truth but make it seem like you're lying". Nice
snakeproof · 9 points · Posted at 00:10:05 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
15,000 followers are probably cheaper than the account you can sell now with all this sweet karma.
Jk don't smash me.
Kurokoun · 6 points · Posted at 00:08:53 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
GUYS HE DIDN'T DENY IT
[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 22:03:12 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Gotta do that shit for karma
CaptainNapalm22 · 2 points · Posted at 00:20:49 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Where's the Twitter link??? The conspiracy deepens!
MetalGearSlayer · 2 points · Posted at 01:21:54 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
...So you’re sayin there’s a chance?
RiftX44 · 2 points · Posted at 02:12:20 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
If you did i wouldn't even be mad. Just impressed.
MadFury88 · 2 points · Posted at 04:02:19 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Would make sense. Your stating it's so absurd that we will hopefully dismiss it
KingoftheGinge · 1 points · Posted at 07:50:55 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
You must be very smart.
CrimsonLawbringer · 125 points · Posted at 20:03:29 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Imagine being that far up your own ass
King_John_Ill · 5 points · Posted at 23:55:43 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Well, at least he’ll never get the chance to breed...
Mic1994hael · 3 points · Posted at 23:04:37 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I mean sometimes when I’m having some fun alone
Bad_Handyman · 3 points · Posted at 01:01:57 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'm actually a little jealous. With that much confidence I could do anything, including quitting my job, trading cryptocurrency professionally, and buying a $15 million mansion in the hills. Instead I'm just sitting here crying soy milk.
Alex-Kime · 64 points · Posted at 22:34:35 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
lol he JUST posted about this: https://imgur.com/a/nT3ATDs
🎙️ shlemazeltov · 43 points · Posted at 22:35:25 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Come get me CI. You big-brained badass
Talxan · 3 points · Posted at 16:21:31 on July 31, 2018 · (Permalink)
Someone please gimme his Twitter. I need this in my life.
OlChris · 119 points · Posted at 19:52:58 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is either next level sarcasm or schizophrenia
meryl-streep · 10 points · Posted at 23:01:19 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Or just good ol’ fashioned narcissism.
OlChris · 6 points · Posted at 23:02:04 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Forgot that was a thing for a sec, I now agree with you.
FruittyTutti · 42 points · Posted at 19:38:45 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I can just imagine the Orb of Confusion
https://imgur.com/gallery/WKqOOZe
Geriperi · 96 points · Posted at 19:55:10 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
This has to be a troll
djdogjuam2 · 124 points · Posted at 20:45:14 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
1,3 thousand tweets since March... I simply don't get where trolls find the time
CorncobJohnson · 52 points · Posted at 21:31:46 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
When you don't have a life because no one likes you and you live with your parents who give you everything but also don't like you, you go make friends on the internet. When you realize no one on the internet likes you, you become a troll because at least you can trick people and have some fun that way. No one even moderately sucessful is a full time troll
starm4nn · 6 points · Posted at 22:06:33 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Ken M?
John-Elrick · -9 points · Posted at 22:20:05 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
He's not a troll. Trolls try to make people mad he just acts dumb
ShabbyTheSloth · 9 points · Posted at 22:50:20 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
KenM is an old-world troll, back when it was subtly stupid and funny.
This guy is a Thomas Kinkaide compared to the Johannes Vermeer that is KenM.
baldengineer · 1 points · Posted at 03:53:41 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
> No one even moderately sucessful is a full time troll
Some might point to the current US President as an exception to this statement. Just saying.
Sonoter_Dquis · 0 points · Posted at 23:10:27 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Could just be a kind of console on hate leaving their 5th videocard's neural net. Can't just set all weights to 11 iteratively and expect to dissipate power...agh, mixed hopes.
I_ama_Borat · -1 points · Posted at 01:05:03 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is the most Reddit comment I’ve ever seen LOL. Do I sense a little projection in that comment 🤔🤔🤔🤔
b__q · 5 points · Posted at 21:43:10 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Trolls have plenty of time. Trust me.
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 22:27:50 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
When you don't have to work and have such a flush trust fund, all you literally have time for is trying to prove to everyone on the internet how great you are.
badluckseanbean · 2 points · Posted at 23:45:59 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
What's his Twitter user?
djdogjuam2 · 2 points · Posted at 10:44:13 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Sorry, no can do. You can google one of the texts yourself, it's against the rules to link accounts directly.
badluckseanbean · 2 points · Posted at 11:06:46 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Thanks I'll do that
Sonoter_Dquis · 2 points · Posted at 23:05:44 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Troll with a brainwave gamecon. Keeping the blacklight and spinor illumination on the Kindle ereader. Slaying dat Cork Royale archer princess...in finals cramming and Abelian Sets app multiple choice. Earning a place in row 2 reddit o-face.
coupdegrac33 · 1 points · Posted at 04:40:44 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
The thing is you cant take anything on the internet serious
The_Legendary_Nerd · 27 points · Posted at 20:24:46 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Put this guy down
1911isokiguess · 26 points · Posted at 21:48:35 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
For reals though, I knew a guy that would say things like this. Then a few years later got diagnosed with schizoaffective disorder.
enthymemes · 30 points · Posted at 22:34:25 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
OH NO! He's on to us!
https://imgur.com/Jz4sx6Q
casualtortoise · 24 points · Posted at 22:36:45 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
that's me below!!!
enthymemes · 10 points · Posted at 22:37:41 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Well played! Take an upvote.
[deleted] · 4 points · Posted at 00:42:30 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Really? Can you tell me his twitter user? I want to sub to him.
casualtortoise · 4 points · Posted at 00:54:03 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://imgur.com/a/vzEbsOL
vegetablestew · 2 points · Posted at 23:29:35 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
What will we ever do
[deleted] · 22 points · Posted at 19:57:15 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Vizzinni does this in the Princess Bride book. They took it out of the movie, probably cause it was stupid then and it’s stupid now
IAmA_Goldfish · 23 points · Posted at 22:31:02 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is by far my favorite r/iamverysmart thread of all time.
Minionmemesaregood · 19 points · Posted at 22:08:34 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
HELP I CAN FEEL MY BRAIN WAVES BEING TAKEN FROM ME
thebbman · 43 points · Posted at 20:39:47 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Ah crap. Sub rule 1 disallows identifying info. Darn. I would love to follow this guy.
[deleted] · 34 points · Posted at 20:41:04 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
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thebbman · 7 points · Posted at 20:44:38 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
So much work though! My original comment was actually going to be about how you might as well leave his twitter handle in the pics as it's very easy to find him now. OP linked at least 10 original tweets by the guy.
🎙️ shlemazeltov · 36 points · Posted at 20:51:02 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
By my count it’s 20+
And I followed the sub rules, was very careful to censor the usernames. Idgaf if people find out who it is, this guy has a ton of followers and gives them terrible trading advice to pad his bank account.
thebbman · 11 points · Posted at 20:58:51 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is one of the best posts on here yet. So keep doing it.
DawdlingDaily · 7 points · Posted at 00:21:09 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
search this in google "@rnr_0 you're not ugly, just very short, which is probably the source of your anxiety"
and you'll have your wish
[deleted] · 4 points · Posted at 02:31:13 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
thank you
TrippyTriangle · 1 points · Posted at 23:47:14 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'd like to know also.
jimmygetsTheShotgun · 1 points · Posted at 10:08:16 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
imperator deus
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 17:52:22 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/iamverysmart/comments/8l379q/better_watch_out_or_hell_catch_your_brainwaves/dzd210l/
LiquidXe · 38 points · Posted at 20:34:02 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
This man needs his own dedicated subreddit.
🎙️ shlemazeltov · 57 points · Posted at 20:37:32 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://imgur.com/a/AhniPRb
[deleted] · 18 points · Posted at 21:08:55 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
M E T A
[deleted] · 4 points · Posted at 02:13:39 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Let's make r/twitterdouche a thing.
iamtheAJ · 18 points · Posted at 21:34:20 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Not intelligent enough to know that everyone thinks he's a cunt though
sythorx · 14 points · Posted at 20:28:41 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Holy shit someone get NASA on the phone this dude is so smart he developed legit esp, i'm not boolin.
NumbOfLife · 24 points · Posted at 20:03:48 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
that has to be a joke
Always_the_sun · 22 points · Posted at 20:16:21 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hahaha. He claims his brain is so advanced yet he he uses CONTRACTIONS in his prose!
ollyollyollyoioioi · 10 points · Posted at 21:39:52 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Don't make fun of the mentally ill guys.
wesleyaaron · 1 points · Posted at 22:00:34 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
But that's what this sub is for.
ollyollyollyoioioi · 1 points · Posted at 23:15:35 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Have you seen the other pictures OP posted in the comments? I laughed too but I still feel more like /r/sadcringe or /r/bipolar would be a more appropriate place
yungtatha · 11 points · Posted at 22:37:41 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Iamveryschizophrenic
Kkun5 · 20 points · Posted at 22:20:11 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
He knows about this post now
Valolem29967 · 2 points · Posted at 03:47:28 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Jesus Christ.
freelanceredditor · 7 points · Posted at 21:50:10 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I wonder how long he can continue this before he either goes on a killing spree, or commits suicide
cloudninerains · 7 points · Posted at 22:08:32 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Somebody put this on /r/bestof
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 22:11:03 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
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wasabi1787 · 7 points · Posted at 22:09:33 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Well, you've pretty much won this sub for all time. Congrats? I think?
Luffykyle · 5 points · Posted at 22:37:42 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
r/iamverysupernatural
MahatmaGuru · 16 points · Posted at 22:28:23 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
There is nothing more dangerous than an idiot who thinks he's the most intelligent person on earth. Except an idiot who thinks he's the most intelligent person on earth and becomes president of the US.
🎙️ shlemazeltov · 30 points · Posted at 22:34:29 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://imgur.com/a/a4yVSds
pmmeyourbucketlist · 5 points · Posted at 00:24:13 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Lmao he thinks intelligence wins elections!!
syberghost · 7 points · Posted at 20:33:28 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Got your brainwaves, and also your nose.
Tremaparagon · 3 points · Posted at 20:14:50 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I wonder if he caught our "wow this guy is an insufferable twat" brainwaves
Swinship · 6 points · Posted at 20:30:11 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
said the potential super villain...
[deleted] · 4 points · Posted at 21:53:36 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
At least they know everyone thinks they’re a wanker
[deleted] · 4 points · Posted at 22:38:39 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
True intelligence doesn't even begin until you acknowledge the fact that you know nothing.
RADposter21 · 4 points · Posted at 22:43:15 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Ironic. He could catch other people's brainwaves, but not his own.
[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 22:50:34 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Seriously had to look to see if Trump said this cause it sounded exactly like something Trump would say
OmegaGmaster · 4 points · Posted at 23:49:52 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
This right here deserves the top post in the sub of all time. OP's comments too.
joesixty · 4 points · Posted at 00:56:36 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
“Literally” is the new “Amazing”.
JenaTran · 4 points · Posted at 02:09:41 on July 16, 2018 · (Permalink)
The story is sad and I am also sad for him
YaBoy84 · 3 points · Posted at 20:59:28 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I hope he doesn't hear me thinking about buying dog food, that's a secret I have to keep
k-fly-987 · 1 points · Posted at 23:02:16 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
What are you going to do?
YaBoy84 · 2 points · Posted at 23:02:49 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's a secret
k-fly-987 · 1 points · Posted at 23:55:05 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I must know! If only I had an IQ of 145!
MadMonk67 · 3 points · Posted at 21:42:36 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
And yet he doesn't know to capitalize Earth.
X_Shadow101_X · 3 points · Posted at 21:51:15 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I don't think this guy knows how brains work.
IMA_BLACKSTAR · 3 points · Posted at 21:53:59 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I believe something like this exists but it's more primal and doesn't have anything to do with an advanced brain. I think it's our lizzard brain interpretating subconcious stimuli.
-Colt · 3 points · Posted at 22:02:57 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
This a cypto twitter account and is for the most part taking the piss out of half his followers this is a complete joke obviously lol
USMC1237 · 3 points · Posted at 22:04:06 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Thanks op this thread is amazing.
gofortheko · 3 points · Posted at 22:09:57 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
r/iamverydelusional
[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 22:19:49 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
autist picks up on everyday social queues
TrencO0 · 3 points · Posted at 22:33:42 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
this might be the beast thread this subreddit has
jkat23 · 3 points · Posted at 22:40:56 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Can you catch deez nutz?
MowgliB · 3 points · Posted at 22:41:40 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Quick everyone! Turn your tin foil hats inside out, it's the only way to stay protected!
throwing_stitch · 3 points · Posted at 22:52:41 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Can I get a link?
AoP · 3 points · Posted at 23:34:05 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Funny. A few weeks ago, I sent almost the exact same thing to everyone at my company from a coworkers unlocked workstation.
Bayerrc · 3 points · Posted at 23:52:33 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
A fool who knows he is a fool is wise enough in that, but a fool who thinks himself wise is a fool indeed.
[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 00:07:02 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
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vegetablestew · 1 points · Posted at 00:07:56 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
He is so incredibly delusional, it is so good.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 00:13:18 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
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vegetablestew · 1 points · Posted at 00:18:24 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
No I am pretty sure he is just a full-retard. Plenty of crypto-tard like him, but he is just a few standard deviation above the mean.
Sambo_Bodeen · 3 points · Posted at 01:20:54 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Well at least he's humble. He said he believes he was ONE of the smartest people on earth.
DatBoiShadowbon · 3 points · Posted at 06:47:31 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
If he reads my mind he is gonna have existencial crisis
thedarkarmadillo · 8 points · Posted at 21:14:42 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Donald trump is that you?
John-Elrick · 1 points · Posted at 22:21:34 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Not even trump is on this guys level.
The-Jerkbag · 1 points · Posted at 02:17:25 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure he has his own Twitter account that he is fairly infamous for...
Gardnerdort · 6 points · Posted at 20:05:16 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
That’s called intuition, dumbass. That’s half the people on Myers-Briggs.
Hate2BurstYourBubble · 7 points · Posted at 22:14:41 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Actually, it's closer to a quarter of people according to the Myers-Briggs Personalities.
While the other three personality factors are pretty close to a 50/50 split, Sensing vs. Intuition is actually closer to a 75/25 split in favor of sensing.
Gardnerdort · 4 points · Posted at 22:32:25 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Username checks out
Gardnerdort · 3 points · Posted at 22:32:42 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Just kidding that’s cool to know!
iAMUNiiCORN · 5 points · Posted at 20:46:52 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Thank you Kanye, Very cool!
Psdjklgfuiob · 5 points · Posted at 21:18:14 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
this is satire cmon
Mkingupstuff2looktuf · 3 points · Posted at 21:55:18 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
He is very very dedicated to it, if it is.
Psdjklgfuiob · 6 points · Posted at 22:19:10 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'm just trying to convince myself so I'm not sad
meryl-streep · 1 points · Posted at 23:08:38 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Read it in a Donald Trump voice and you could see the same exact strain of narcissism.
[deleted] · 14 points · Posted at 21:42:16 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
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kickingitup · 12 points · Posted at 22:04:26 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yeah he's literally too far gone to be serious. That or he had a SERIOUS mental disorder
AGD4 · 8 points · Posted at 22:22:40 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
ITTIn this whole Sub-reddit. -_-137-451 · 3 points · Posted at 23:10:57 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
There's nothing that blatantly says this is satire though. This is genuinely how a lot of crypto-traders that got lucky think.
Xavier2094 · 1 points · Posted at 23:42:20 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
That's why I hardly ever visit this sub anymore. Half the posts on this subreddit are painfully obvious novelty accounts and/or satirical jokes, but people are so desperate to shit-talk a stranger that they completely ignore their own common sense.
cjpack · 0 points · Posted at 22:51:11 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Sigh... obvious joke is obvious. It's like /r/fellowkids at this point. The woosh effect here is making me think I am /r/verysmart.
robetyarg · 14 points · Posted at 22:29:54 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is obviously trolling/satire. Why is this post still up?
Alex-Kime · 9 points · Posted at 22:31:22 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
nope... read through this dudes twitter, he is very serious.
I_ama_Borat · 4 points · Posted at 01:00:01 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Nope, I have a brother that says shit like this on Twitter and most of his followers know he’s kidding but when his tweets get big sometimes people that don’t know him get angry, like you guys on Reddit lmao
Alex-Kime · 2 points · Posted at 01:02:02 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'm telling you, read his other tweets, he is completely serious. He mostly talks about how good of a day trader he is with crypto currency. Complete with full fledged charts and TA based on a loose understanding of elliott waves
E5150_Julian · 1 points · Posted at 12:14:19 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's a novelty account for the purpose of parodying very smart people
FelipeHdez · 1 points · Posted at 03:44:33 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
who?
Alex-Kime · 1 points · Posted at 04:11:03 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
OP
bacon_cake · 4 points · Posted at 21:15:00 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
This could totally be a Trump tweet.
gcpizzle23 · 2 points · Posted at 20:15:37 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
This man is the epitome of this sub
staydreamymemey · 2 points · Posted at 20:24:25 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
me when I say bless you seconds before my friend sneezes
ElvisLives321 · 2 points · Posted at 21:36:36 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Liretally.
JustDaUsualTF · 2 points · Posted at 21:43:36 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
r/iamverypsychic
markcisco · 2 points · Posted at 21:48:34 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Holy shit he is my wife in disguise
bathroomstalin · 2 points · Posted at 21:53:44 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Oof. Adolescence is a disease.
Funlovingpotato · 2 points · Posted at 22:05:02 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
And a picture of Alexander the Great to boot. What a guy.
taiju22 · 2 points · Posted at 22:07:37 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is amazing. Best post I've seen here in a while
yossarian-milo-22 · 2 points · Posted at 22:10:43 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
He’s blacking our the twitter link so we can’t post any of his tweets to gain karma ourselves /s!
EvergreenAlumni · 2 points · Posted at 22:11:38 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
There are actually people who believe this, that call themselves “empaths”. Theirs is just a more toned-down, “spiritual” version.
Naebany · 2 points · Posted at 22:26:11 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
r/iamthesmartest
b1vaD · 2 points · Posted at 22:31:57 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
For nearly every comment you replied to, you included another screenshot of this person
Kg48fan · 2 points · Posted at 22:33:21 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
cheats on significant other I think they’re made at me I must be a genius
Redxmirage · 2 points · Posted at 22:35:48 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I honestly feel bad for the guy. Like legit has something mental going on here. All I can picture is some guy who has to project themself like this to get appreciation or some odd value from internet strangers. Makes me sad
the_cheese_police · 2 points · Posted at 22:36:29 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
In awe of the size of this brain absolute UNIT
yubaah · 2 points · Posted at 22:37:47 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
This’s some confidence that I don’t have. ;)
harrisbradley · 2 points · Posted at 22:44:12 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
'Earth', when referring to the planet, is capitalized.
my_labia_caught_fire · 2 points · Posted at 22:44:35 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
What he might actually be, is schizophrenic
leeloospoops · 2 points · Posted at 22:49:18 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Earth should be capitalized in this context.
KyKyber · 2 points · Posted at 22:49:41 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Oh, oh! Put me in the screenshot you take of this thread talking about how posting you to this sub is proof that we're braindead idiots! Hi, Twitter!
BurgundYY99 · 2 points · Posted at 22:52:45 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
This has to be a troll, I refuse to believe this is an actual human being's thoughts.
CharlotteFigNewtons · 2 points · Posted at 22:53:22 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
This looks like satire.
Oxetine · 2 points · Posted at 22:55:12 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
To be fair, this is probably legitimate mental illness and not just assholery.
KingPhilipIII · 2 points · Posted at 22:56:02 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Please tell me this guy is a troll....
dtsyk · 1 points · Posted at 23:03:40 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I think it's pretty obvious that he is
ShankGod · 2 points · Posted at 23:11:46 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Omg this is gonna be a top reddit post of all time I feel like. The links as responses are a golden gift from op.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 23:15:46 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
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Jeferson9 · 2 points · Posted at 23:24:29 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Imagine thinking this is a serious tweet. Seriously imagine it.
letsallgame · 2 points · Posted at 23:26:33 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
half of the posts on this sub just sound like trolls
jfsindel · 2 points · Posted at 23:36:51 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
"One of"? Humble man. He didn't claim he was the smartest man.
BobKelsoLovesMuffins · 2 points · Posted at 23:41:46 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Narcissus himself thinks this is the height of arrogance.
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 23:46:47 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
This person is insane not just narcissistic.
makeacreage · 2 points · Posted at 23:48:43 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Do people actually think like this?
Zackalpaca · 2 points · Posted at 23:50:27 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
This looks like a manic episode, dude is most likely mentally ill. Could also be satire, I'm no expert.
Western_Boreas · 2 points · Posted at 23:50:27 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Ooooohhhh yeah that screams mental illness of some sort to me.
Cuw · 2 points · Posted at 23:51:18 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I briefly volunteered with a guy who said he could do this, and he also said he could heal people through intense hugs. He said “one day I got high and my brainwaves synced to my friends and now I can hear others thoughts.”
Unfortunately, when he tried to use his healing powers he got told not to come back to volunteer.
t_for_top · 2 points · Posted at 23:52:12 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yeah I've been stoned too
shanswami · 2 points · Posted at 23:54:53 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Maeve?
🎙️ shlemazeltov · 3 points · Posted at 23:55:07 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Doesn’t look like anything to me.
Hummer65 · 2 points · Posted at 23:59:54 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
If he can catch other brainwaves, then he'd know how much of an idiot he looks like.
shizenmeister · 2 points · Posted at 00:00:35 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Aww, it looks like someone is confusing basic social cues for intelligence.
Arkontas · 2 points · Posted at 00:00:37 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Maybe he's mixing up the voices in his head as someone else's lol.
chironomidae · 2 points · Posted at 00:00:50 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
What's fun about people like this is they think they're so fucking smart because they made one lucky investment one time. Usually they go on to think they're infallible and lose it all in the futures market or something. It kinda sucks that in the process they'll probably lose a lot of other people's money too, but if they can't see it coming it's hard to feel too sorry for them.
CzechDizzle · 2 points · Posted at 00:00:59 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is entirely too fantastic...
KBPrinceO · 2 points · Posted at 00:03:45 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Oh Lordy I Found The Source
AND I already bought some eth and ltc!
kitsunewarlock · 2 points · Posted at 00:07:06 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'm so glad I didn't have social media when I was in 4th grade.
Enthusiastically · 2 points · Posted at 00:07:32 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Donald trump has a social media account no one knows about.
sophisticated-snake · 2 points · Posted at 00:12:20 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
What an asshole.
lurkerfox · 2 points · Posted at 00:12:34 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
*Has instance of basic human empathy"
"Is this catching brainwaves?"
c-keel · 2 points · Posted at 00:13:19 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
No one man should have all that power.
SpecialSauce92 · 2 points · Posted at 00:13:43 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Now anytime I see someone deep in thought I am going to picture “brainwaves” coming out of there head like the smell/flavor waves in cartoons
PLUGSdotNET · 2 points · Posted at 00:15:22 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
seems legit
ObiJuanKenobi3 · 2 points · Posted at 00:44:57 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
My armchair psychologist hypothesis is that these very-smart people have no interesting or defining character traits besides being mildly intelligent. So, they latch on to the one aspect of their personality that they enjoy, and inflate their own perception of said aspect until they feel it makes up for the fact that they are otherwise incredibly boring people.
That’s the only explanation I can come up with for someone who thinks that they can detect brainwaves coming to the conclusion that they are one of the smartest people on the planet.
MrQrtz · 2 points · Posted at 00:47:30 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
That’s gotta be a joke right
noodlelaughter · 2 points · Posted at 00:52:50 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Is this most likely a mental illness or disorder? This doesn’t seem like a normal I am very smart post
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 00:58:44 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Who wants to break his mental conditions to him? If no one volunteers, I will let him know he has something like early onset schizophrenia and narcissistic personality disorder.
Pendragonswaste · 2 points · Posted at 00:58:47 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Every epic has a weakness.
Accendil · 2 points · Posted at 01:01:54 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
If someone feels like getting their Twitter or trachea blocked feel free to inform him that Earth in the context of the planet is a proper noun. It names a specific place. Proper nouns should be capitalized.
squanchsvengali · 2 points · Posted at 01:18:53 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
This fuckin guy
VeganMcVeganface · 2 points · Posted at 01:53:38 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I too am extremely humble.
kristof1018 · 2 points · Posted at 02:02:41 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
guy (hearing thoughts): wow all these people are having a good day! passes by me "what the fuck"
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 02:31:53 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
You'd better watch out, you'd better not cry. You'd better not shout i'm telling you why.
Some guy on a website, reads brains.
BriansonofBrian · 2 points · Posted at 02:36:23 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Not sure about brainwaves, but i catch other peoples colds every now and then.
Long-Schlong-Silvers · 2 points · Posted at 02:42:45 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is the kind of person that would drop out of a freshman engineering class for a reason totally other than it's slightly challenging.
YSHPS4PRO · 2 points · Posted at 02:58:48 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Spoken like a true loser
Cheetahsarefast · 2 points · Posted at 03:01:34 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Donald?
InsideYoWife · 2 points · Posted at 03:33:03 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Give me back my brainwaves :(
MrObsidy · 2 points · Posted at 04:39:18 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is a new one
HowLz_2K · 2 points · Posted at 05:36:37 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
When you get a 83% on the trigonometry test...
ucoxmuthahari · 2 points · Posted at 06:21:30 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
telepathy has been one of the most widely sought abilities worldwide.
but i'd still prefer invisibility.
Dethmind · 2 points · Posted at 06:30:00 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
anyone else find it fucking hilarious that his profile picture is Julius Caesar? The Roman whose downfall was his ambition and ignorance of others warnings.
frostyjokerr · 2 points · Posted at 13:28:36 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hide yo Thetas, hide yo Betas, hide yo Alphas, Gammas and Deltas. They catchin all y’all brainwaves out here!
vector78 · 2 points · Posted at 21:54:48 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Thank you for the hilarious thread OP.
84436 · 2 points · Posted at 13:24:44 on May 26, 2018 · (Permalink)
His Twitter handle is @Imperator_Deus, for those who loves to witchhunt and read all his tweets fresh with one's own eyes.
(Damn, I'm too late to the party.)
Kazari211 · 2 points · Posted at 12:08:40 on July 15, 2018 · (Permalink)
ah a super ability just like one of my japanese anime
souljabri557 · 12 points · Posted at 22:06:03 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
fucking satire, delete this shit
[deleted] · -5 points · Posted at 22:57:21 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
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souljabri557 · 8 points · Posted at 23:00:54 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
look at the other tweets on the account
FelipeHdez · 1 points · Posted at 03:44:50 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
what account?
[deleted] · -4 points · Posted at 23:01:39 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
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Codhomie9 · 4 points · Posted at 23:20:36 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Ya but it does though.
Ghalnan · 1 points · Posted at 02:02:25 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
It does if you have any common sense at all
[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 21:27:53 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
He's Joseph Joestar.
WWGFD · 3 points · Posted at 22:02:57 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Trump is that you?
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 21:15:22 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
What if some of this is true? Like some of the people that actually can read minds just happen to also be schizophrenic or massively narcissistic and brag about it/give it away while the functional, intelligent ones are robbing banks with the vault codes or are incredibly good detectives?
I’m calling Netflix to pitch a new series.
RetardedRattleSnake · 2 points · Posted at 21:21:28 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
This HAS to be satire! Like come on!
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 22:23:15 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
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KaSx7 · 1 points · Posted at 21:11:15 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Kanye? Is that you?
Frank_Hard-On · 2 points · Posted at 21:24:04 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
You would think the world's smartest person would use literally and figuratively correctly
toomuchdamnicecream · 2 points · Posted at 21:49:01 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Best reddit thread ever
GhettoOSRS · 2 points · Posted at 21:55:56 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
This guy, as with so many other verysmart people, is mentally ill/has a personality disorder.
I_ama_Borat · 2 points · Posted at 00:54:49 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
It’s amazing how easy it is to troll you guys. Redditers might just be the most sensitive group of people I’ve ever seen.
ProfessionalJabroni · 1 points · Posted at 19:28:21 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I think Drax said the same thing in Guardians of the Galaxy
EtuMeke · 1 points · Posted at 20:12:49 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Aren't brainwaves a type of potato chip?
Sufian01 · 1 points · Posted at 20:27:14 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Pa Chee Poe!
Gibodean · 1 points · Posted at 20:38:05 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
The only correct response to this comment is:
"What am I thinking right now?"
IndianaHarding · 1 points · Posted at 20:41:29 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Probably because everyone is thinking ‘god what an arsehole’
NoahsArksDogsBark · 1 points · Posted at 20:41:50 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I sometimes think I'm the redeemer. The medicine helps, but I still feel it.
bronyraurstomp · 1 points · Posted at 20:46:47 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I wish this guy could intercept my brainwaves right now
NeutronChicken · 1 points · Posted at 20:49:54 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's usually better to let people think you're dumb than open your mouth and prove it.
Pigfaced_Chicken · 1 points · Posted at 20:50:04 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
This must be satire
CzarCausticAusWhole · 1 points · Posted at 20:52:00 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I knew you were going to post this.
rand0mmm · 1 points · Posted at 20:52:22 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I was just thinking this. AMAZING.
busyidiot5000 · 1 points · Posted at 20:52:39 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I used to think that after an extended period of i.v. meth use
avobian · 1 points · Posted at 20:57:04 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I knew he was going to tweet this before he even thought to tweet it. I’m actually the most intelligent.
Literotamus · 1 points · Posted at 20:58:20 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
On this planet of earth.
AustinioForza · 1 points · Posted at 20:58:23 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I believe he honestly believes he's one of the smartest people in the world too.
DB1999 · 1 points · Posted at 20:59:17 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Jesus christ the amount of arrogance from someone that probably doesn't have any social life just baffles me.
Budderfingerbandit · 1 points · Posted at 20:59:22 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
At least he's being honest.
jesparza6311 · 1 points · Posted at 21:01:19 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
They always have some sort of cartoon or drawing on their profile as well
LikEatinGlass · 3 points · Posted at 21:10:00 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's called anime and its art
olkinu · 1 points · Posted at 21:01:46 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
this stuff is made of nightmares. the thought of anyone knowing what i'm thinking is fucking horrifying
Mygaffer · 1 points · Posted at 21:02:47 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I am very smart or I am suffering from mental illness?
Looks_at_this_clown · 1 points · Posted at 21:07:43 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
People who incorrectly or excessively use the word, “literally” are literally my natural enemies.
spaZod · 1 points · Posted at 21:07:50 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Presumably this involves some sort of net or catchers mitt.
LikEatinGlass · 1 points · Posted at 21:08:23 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
The thing is the smartest people often question how smart they really are. So if you think you're extremely smart, chances are you probably aren't. Also gimme my screenshot!
FunkyCoolBatman · 1 points · Posted at 21:08:28 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I honestly feel bad for folks like this, their obviously pretty delusional / narcissistic.. should probably see a therapist or something If they are serious.
abnormalsyndrome · 1 points · Posted at 21:08:49 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
This kid needs a good smack from a loving parent.
aclockwork0range · 1 points · Posted at 21:10:07 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I am very schizophrenic
Pokabrows · 1 points · Posted at 21:12:40 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I want to throw a bunch of guys who all think they're super smart in one room. Don't let them out until they realize how obnoxious they are.
Sonoter_Dquis · 1 points · Posted at 23:29:46 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
i can sense your one-woman version of Fun Home but with just the Renton character, and all attributions, no lines, plus songs from Mememememe (not sure how many me fit on brainwave.)
Das_HerpE · 1 points · Posted at 21:15:00 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Not if I have my tin foil hat on
DeveloperCoreRBLX · 1 points · Posted at 21:15:39 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Did you just go inside of my brain? You caught my brain waves? No...no!!
mrubuto22 · 1 points · Posted at 21:15:59 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
This would be an awesome reality show. Just put all these losers in a house together
r3310 · 1 points · Posted at 21:17:24 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
“planet earth” Earth Earth Earth
Ghosta_V1 · 1 points · Posted at 21:17:30 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
No way this guy is legit. Has to be sarcasm.
Treemurphy · 1 points · Posted at 21:17:34 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
oooh, got anymore?
Shanlyn76 · 1 points · Posted at 21:22:00 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Wow ! sounds like my husband
buffskeletor · 1 points · Posted at 21:22:36 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Who IS this fucking guy?
Taipan100 · 1 points · Posted at 21:26:03 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I don’t know this guy. I’ve never met this guy. But after reading this I feel pretty confident in saying he’s as dumb as a bag of hammers.
Alexwalled · 1 points · Posted at 21:30:32 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Wonder if he can catch my thoughts before he catches my hands
Mr_J_Divy · 1 points · Posted at 21:30:47 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Out here catching brain waves
LauraEvangeline · 1 points · Posted at 21:31:00 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
How smart to post it on social media where government agents can see it and haul you in to test you
Scratch4416 · 1 points · Posted at 21:49:28 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
They have not hauled people in for brain experiments since the 1980s. Now they do it all remotely with HAARP and by varying your TV flicker rate to put you in a trance. And now you carry everything needed for transmitting and amplifying the signal in your pocket.
natemilonakis · 1 points · Posted at 21:31:28 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Dude still probably hasn't figured out how to get laid.
KestrelDC · 1 points · Posted at 21:32:01 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Sometimes people just think of the same thing at the same time, as if their minds subconsciously communicated. It just happens, especially between people that know each other well. Don’t have to be a genius for it.
Scratch4416 · 2 points · Posted at 21:45:36 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Not as if. Our minds are subconsciously connected. People constantly read each other for clues of what others are thinking. Body language, small facial movements and expressions, what they are looking at. Only a very small fraction of human communication is verbal or obvious gestures. The rest is all subconscious. But it's still stupid to think you can read someone's mind. You can pick up on their mood and have a good idea of what they might be thinking, but you could just as easily be way off.
frogmon3 · 1 points · Posted at 21:32:36 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
are you still giving out imgur links?
IWillLeaveEarth · 1 points · Posted at 21:32:39 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Looking at the comments made me suspicious of OP.
🎙️ shlemazeltov · 1 points · Posted at 21:33:05 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Why’s that
IWillLeaveEarth · 1 points · Posted at 21:38:39 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
So many screenshots. So many.
C-dog3 · 1 points · Posted at 21:34:38 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Same
Nightblade20 · 1 points · Posted at 21:34:49 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Someone Photoshop this into a Trump tweet please
TheYoungWolf · 1 points · Posted at 21:36:24 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
This guy seems like he is having a manic episode.
CharcoalGreyWolf · 1 points · Posted at 21:36:29 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
So sick of Trump tweets.
MLiam · 1 points · Posted at 21:36:47 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Holy shit man they're never ending. You have an infinite karma supply!
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 21:36:51 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is like something Kanye West would tweet lol
BJayCroft · 1 points · Posted at 21:37:07 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I do this too!!!!!! Omg But then sometimes it's just my own thoughts I'm finally listening too
IINAllERll · 1 points · Posted at 21:37:08 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
So you must be thinking that im thinking that your a complete dumbass
nelska · 1 points · Posted at 21:38:02 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
like that movie what woman want.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 21:38:09 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Same, he probably also watches Rick and Morty like the rest of us high IQ geniuses.
babloo_25 · 1 points · Posted at 21:38:16 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
He is in sync
nkLottery · 1 points · Posted at 21:38:38 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Not fooling anybody, that was definitely a tweet from my President - believe me
Scratch4416 · 1 points · Posted at 21:38:44 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
We have a word for that: Schizophrenia.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 21:38:49 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I’m so glad I found this my last hour at work. It’s passing the time quite well.
dannyochocinco · 1 points · Posted at 21:39:01 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Does this mean I'm allowed to end sentences with prepositions?
wesleyaaron · 1 points · Posted at 22:05:05 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
You've always been able to. That's an old rule for Latin that doesn't apply to English, but everyone was taught it when they were children for some reason. It's totally fine and quite common.
YeltsinYerMouth · 1 points · Posted at 21:39:01 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
To engage in telapathy, the transpitter of thought would need an organ to transmit it, and the reciever would need an organ that recieves it. While it certainly isn't impossible, it seems astronomically unlikely such a thing would occur.
Sonoter_Dquis · 2 points · Posted at 23:33:47 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Nah wait...maybe this is like a thing to do while getting group magnetic stim therapy (MDT?) So of course they share same pulseformer...
SVMESSEFVIFVTVRVS · 1 points · Posted at 21:40:33 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
What gets me is that if he’s that smart, why doesn’t he figure out the next great scientific discovery like Einstein. I mean you can say you’re so smart, but that’s just narcissism unless you prove it, right?
Vedrops · 1 points · Posted at 21:41:08 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I bet if his brain gets any more “advanced” it would pop
Sonoter_Dquis · 1 points · Posted at 23:39:21 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Would, fah! Always trust your gut if that's the lumbar nerve leaking all your CSF and possibly redefining the principles of Mob Psycho 100, Thomas Crapper and of seeking medical help.
Vedrops · 1 points · Posted at 22:30:26 on June 7, 2018 · (Permalink)
16 days later and I can almost understand what you said.
I know you’re talking about brain fluid but you lost me right as you started talking about the mob
graslej · 1 points · Posted at 21:44:53 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Jokes on him, I don't have a brain so ha!
cool_hand_jerk · 1 points · Posted at 21:45:26 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I used to think the same thing up until I was about 21. A subsequent decade and more of unlearning and emotional development has been a difficult ride.
Agodunkmowm · 2 points · Posted at 22:14:40 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I hear you. It gets easier when we stop being an arrogant prick!
Oasystole · 1 points · Posted at 21:47:24 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Satire
cubworth · 1 points · Posted at 21:47:51 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Earth has a capital E.
TOG-II-KIN · 1 points · Posted at 21:49:51 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Do you know what kind of musc he listens to OP? I have to know...
tassigabriel · 1 points · Posted at 21:50:55 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is like fortune cookies. What's my fortune today sir?
-100K · 1 points · Posted at 21:51:30 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Motherfucker, that's called A THOUGHT
JulianAllbright · 1 points · Posted at 21:52:18 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Intelligence is easy. Are you smart though?
lookmaiamonreddit · 1 points · Posted at 21:52:58 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Not if I have my tinfoil hat on, bruh.
TheKasp · 1 points · Posted at 21:53:02 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I bet he watches a lot of Rick and Morty too.
N074R0130T · 1 points · Posted at 21:53:03 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Earth is capitalized
C1sko · 1 points · Posted at 21:54:21 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I’ll bet that Lucy is his favorite movie of all time.
aiabidfkw · 1 points · Posted at 21:55:04 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I think it would’ve been better if instead of “I honestly believe I’m one of the most intelligent people on earth” it would’ve been “I am the most intelligent person on earth. Einstein’s a commoner compared to me”
Cwils82 · 1 points · Posted at 21:55:27 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
And that is why you're not.
duggtodeath · 1 points · Posted at 21:57:32 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Him: "Empathy? No, thats for normal humans! I have developed psychic powers from my heightened intelligence."
wesleyaaron · 1 points · Posted at 21:58:19 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
That awkward moment when you realize your brain is functional, but fail to realize everyone else also has a brain.
benbroady · 1 points · Posted at 21:58:44 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Literally guys.
Hal-9009 · 1 points · Posted at 21:58:58 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Aren't brainwaves that kind of chip? (or crisp for you Americans)
Igloo433 · 1 points · Posted at 21:59:36 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Bruh just leak his name
Flig_Unbroken · 1 points · Posted at 22:00:18 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Pretty sure auditory hallucinations aren’t a metric for intelligence.
RoyalEWitHCheesEBihh · 1 points · Posted at 22:01:17 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Do I get one?
NoMoreNicksLeft · 1 points · Posted at 22:01:25 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I believe chimps do this. It probably seems magical to them too.
Jwhitx · 1 points · Posted at 22:01:42 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
This cringe inverted my butt
ZappyKins · 1 points · Posted at 22:02:02 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
If he think others think he is one of the most intelligent on earth then he clearly can't read my mind.
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Davidthelad · 1 points · Posted at 22:03:04 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Who is this wanker
Irivin · 1 points · Posted at 22:03:32 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I think what’s really happening is he can sometimes read people...which literally everyone can succeed at from time to time
Qwaga · 1 points · Posted at 22:03:46 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's ignorance not intelligence.
mentalasanything · 1 points · Posted at 22:04:14 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Classic comment of a person with a schizoaffective diagnosis. Elevated, delusional and psychotic.
WinterGlitchh · 1 points · Posted at 22:05:13 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
BEHOLD THE SMARTEST MAN ALIVE IN THE WORLD /s
Qwaga · 1 points · Posted at 22:05:49 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
If he was so fucking smart then he would use it to better us not to make posts on Twitter saying he is smart to block out the insecurities he has from his father calling him a retard all the time.
Whole-Grain · 1 points · Posted at 22:06:05 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
This has to be satire, right?
Agodunkmowm · 1 points · Posted at 22:07:17 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Perhaps his IQ is off the charts, but the EQ sadly lacking.
SSRISareScams · 1 points · Posted at 22:07:22 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
This guys a Phagggot
GoldHandTheGood · 1 points · Posted at 22:07:57 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Empathy
Nizio_Hid-Den · 1 points · Posted at 22:07:59 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
"People's."
nomorerulers · 1 points · Posted at 22:08:43 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I wonder if he's smart enough to be aware we are all like this.
nocctea · 1 points · Posted at 22:09:00 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Wow.. they think they can read minds..
Wow..... I just, can't believe it
Edit: after seeing all the other tweets this guy makes, I want an ama made by the people who know him in real life. This cannot be real
wow
Capt_Stoopid · 1 points · Posted at 22:09:32 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Everytime I read these, it makes me think that they are probably future school shooters
Speisefisch · 1 points · Posted at 22:09:59 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
So this guy:
-Is the upgrade to Albert Einstein
-Can read fucking Minds
-Is a absolute chad
-Is a Millionair
Is there anything this dude isn't or can't do
heyyy_sus · 1 points · Posted at 22:10:29 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is the first time I might follow a person on Reddit. You have unlimited content on your hand.
EmperorTeapot · 1 points · Posted at 22:10:36 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Can I have a link too?
Zomgbies_Work · 1 points · Posted at 22:11:03 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Didn't capitalise the E of "Earth"...
W1LL-O-WisP · 1 points · Posted at 22:11:34 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Ooh, ooh gimme a link too!
NudityEnjoyer · 1 points · Posted at 22:11:42 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Real talk, it's fun to laugh at this guy and everything, but he's obviously displaying some pretty serious red flags. With at least two terror incidents committed by incels in the past few weeks, should we be monitoring these kinds of people and their words? Obviously they're wrong and stupid, but no amount of arguing with them is going to convince them of that. So what do we do to prevent him from driving a van into a group of people when a woman rejects him for someone "less intelligent?"
GetRiceCrispy · 1 points · Posted at 22:12:25 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Really smart people don't talk about being smart. They are constantly trying to figure out how to explain "easy" stuff to "idiots".
dylanhamer13 · 1 points · Posted at 22:12:38 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yo op can I get a boneless tweet
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 22:13:57 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Sounds like he's schizophrenic?
t0lkien1 · 1 points · Posted at 22:14:05 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Narcissism is a hell of a thing.
lord_darovit · 1 points · Posted at 22:14:12 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
/r/empaths
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 22:15:14 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
That's called schizophrenia.
TheWobblyTurtle · 1 points · Posted at 22:15:23 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
*delusional, not intelligent. just a type guys calm down
SQUAiRs · 1 points · Posted at 22:16:02 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Planet Earth
Nois88 · 1 points · Posted at 22:16:12 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
me too thanks
fried_eggs_ · 1 points · Posted at 22:16:14 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
WildTurkey81 · 1 points · Posted at 22:16:14 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I mean if they can literally catch them then surely that isnt a matter of intelligence and instead some sort of advanced ability to physically interact with wave energy.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 22:16:32 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Shouldn’t “Earth” be capitalized? Or, am I not smart enough?
13ANANAFISH · 1 points · Posted at 22:16:36 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I don't even need to catch the brainwaves I already have them.
Receiverstud · 1 points · Posted at 22:16:44 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Don't you just love when children first discover intuition? Swear it's like 90% of this sub.
bangupjobasusual · 1 points · Posted at 22:16:45 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is a signal of schizophrenia
joaocdap · 1 points · Posted at 22:16:48 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
The guy suffers from a psychotic disorder - obvious first rank symptom of Kurt Schneider.
unique_useyourname · 1 points · Posted at 22:16:55 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Haha I follow this guy on tweeter
Go_For_Jesse · 1 points · Posted at 22:17:44 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
/r/iamsupersmart
zombiemakemelol · 1 points · Posted at 22:18:00 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Now I just imagine this guy humming the pokemon theme while awkwardly standing next to people as he tries to "capture their brain waves".
Gotta catch 'em all!
QuoyanHayel · 1 points · Posted at 22:19:15 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Found him! Searched "no hymen no diamond" and found him.
skyleach · 1 points · Posted at 22:19:22 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
He probably just caught stupid brain waves...
Nedks · 1 points · Posted at 22:19:31 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
You are dumb. How can you not see this is satire. "most intelligent person on planet earth"
r0botdevil · 1 points · Posted at 22:19:44 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Holy. Shit.
Joshua_Sauce · 1 points · Posted at 22:21:02 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
You suppose he knows what we're all thinking?
johnyIsAwesome · 1 points · Posted at 22:21:18 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Christ this has to be post of the year.
Atlanta_Bound · 1 points · Posted at 22:21:27 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Satire
RG585 · 1 points · Posted at 22:21:27 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I’d love to see the face that hides behind his profile pic.
subterfugeinc · 1 points · Posted at 22:22:25 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
As someone who used to be this type of person... Man I love this subreddit
nwilbur95 · 1 points · Posted at 22:22:30 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
His credibility is astounding.
Comms · 1 points · Posted at 22:22:59 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Somebody’s clonopine rx ran out.
pepcorn · 1 points · Posted at 22:23:01 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
so insecure, lol
Dubmove · 1 points · Posted at 22:23:18 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I also can hear other people's thoughts. Unfortunately nobody but me ever thinks /s
MidnightDragon99 · 1 points · Posted at 22:23:28 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I know what he’s thinking all the time too. “I’m better than you, and you, and you, and you...”
docmartens · 1 points · Posted at 22:23:57 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
This could be called "intuition" but that's only for feeeeemales
dawgm4tic · 1 points · Posted at 22:24:35 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
That’s something I would say if I were extremely baked.
HGStormy · 1 points · Posted at 22:24:47 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
spoiler: you're not
Shnazzyone · 1 points · Posted at 22:26:22 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
hoo boy, this one's gonna get locked.
Figures he's a redpiller and probably 17 too.
GreenButtFart · 1 points · Posted at 22:26:34 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Let's ask him how to solve world hunger?
reverianog · 1 points · Posted at 22:26:53 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Donny? Is it you?
deliberat · 1 points · Posted at 22:27:16 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
This sounds a lot like delusions of grandeur and mind reading - both of which are signs of early psychosis/schizophrenia or bipolar I
tugboattomp · 1 points · Posted at 22:27:37 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Oh yeah, well I know I am the only person put on Earth and everyone around me is doing what I think is their life when really everybody but me is in on it.
Now hold on... as a disclaimer I am 58 years old and firmly believed this when I was 10 and did off and in for a long time and that was decades BEFORE The Truman Show.
Maybe somebody like this person was standing next to me and stole MY brainwave... I should have sued for royalties
The upshot is though I no longer believe such narcissistic drivel I know that EVERYBODY reads my Reddit posts and are too astounded to reply
postmodest · 1 points · Posted at 22:28:14 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is performance-art, right?
BeenThruIt · 1 points · Posted at 22:29:50 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I am the smartingest smarminhiemer. Just smarting my way to lonely, lonely smartsville.
THEMRAEN · 1 points · Posted at 22:30:12 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Of course it's someone with an avatar of Caesar.
KriptoKeeper · 1 points · Posted at 22:31:34 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
The Coin Incelator
Entwinedmidget · 1 points · Posted at 22:31:42 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
If I'm not mistaken shouldn't the e in Earth be capitalized when used as a proper noun?
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 22:31:50 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Is that Kanye West’s new account?
HauntingBoat · 1 points · Posted at 22:32:24 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Dumbass, everyone knows brain waves don't exist...........the brain emits beams.
brackets18 · 1 points · Posted at 22:33:20 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Glad he specified earth
jam_rok · 1 points · Posted at 22:33:27 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I actually knew that.
As soon as I opened Reddit and saw the post I instantly caught brainwaves and knew what the post was by the time I had read it.
Lapamasa · 1 points · Posted at 22:33:40 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Sounds like advanced psychosis and a lack of self-awareness.
YOURMOM37 · 1 points · Posted at 22:35:04 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Is it too late to get a link?
Madrid_Supporter · 1 points · Posted at 22:35:26 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'm guessing he's either a college dropout with nothing going for him or an engineering student in his first year.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 22:35:48 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I do this. We all do. Our thoughts/ consciousness doesnt end at our skull, imo, its like a cloud around our head. It can b "felt" by others in proximity.
chicvagrant · 1 points · Posted at 22:36:41 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Kanye? Is that you?
Tweetledeedle · 1 points · Posted at 22:37:20 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Translation “I have recently acquired a basic grasp of empathy and that makes me a genius”
plwdvs · 1 points · Posted at 22:37:27 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Sometimes, a song will pop up in my head, then I turn the radio on, and that song is on. Four times out of ten.
KoNcEpTiX · 1 points · Posted at 22:38:03 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Wow....
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 22:38:57 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
This can’t be real
GilbertGrp · 1 points · Posted at 22:39:39 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Vibe readers make me sick.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 22:39:58 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Find him. Bag him. Send him to NASA. Collect reward.
SayNoToNuns · 1 points · Posted at 22:44:05 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Ok this guy obviously watches a shit load of Rick and Morty
RobertGeddes · 1 points · Posted at 22:46:35 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I love people who are that smart that they have to tell people. Please send me a link to your generic insult.
zzz0404 · 1 points · Posted at 22:47:02 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
One time I did shrooms with a buddy and somehow convinced him I was able to know what he was thinking at the time, even for weeks afterwards he was convinced, I kept stringing it along because it was hilarious. Then he finally realized he was being stupid and called BS. Took him a while though.
PM_ME_FUTA_PEACH · 1 points · Posted at 22:47:08 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Literal chuunibyou. Superiority complex, superpowers, they got it all.
TheGoodestGoy · 1 points · Posted at 22:49:08 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Haha what a literal insane person
Running4coffee · 1 points · Posted at 22:50:47 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Well, someone caught schizophrenia.
the_dark_dark · 1 points · Posted at 22:54:28 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Well, at least he's being honest unlike all those other people who say they are smart but don't really mean it
DaRootbear · 1 points · Posted at 22:54:55 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I honestly want to see this twitter so badly
iamseddy · 1 points · Posted at 22:55:34 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I thought this was a kanye retweet
sylvan_m · 1 points · Posted at 22:56:37 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I want a link
lazcas · 1 points · Posted at 22:58:09 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Professor Xavier confirmed
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 22:58:39 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Then you must know that we all think you're a dick
slomoguido · 1 points · Posted at 22:59:22 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is the literal embodiment of this sub, I want to go on his account myself so badly.
Bloodyfinger · 1 points · Posted at 23:00:40 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Schizophrenia
ZumiDotEXE · 1 points · Posted at 23:00:45 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
This sounds exactly like an asshole I used to know. If I didn't know any better, I'd swear that was him.
cubbie_blue · 1 points · Posted at 23:00:51 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
*Earth
agustustheunetist · 1 points · Posted at 23:01:08 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I love this guy.
euphonious_munk · 1 points · Posted at 23:01:28 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
He's not smart enough to unecessarly use the word "literally."
SlapstickVampire · 1 points · Posted at 23:02:40 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'm sure plenty of crazy people can attest, hearing people's brainwaves is a curse, that would be crippling. (Even though their experiences aren't real, they can still demonstrate the effect)
Pl0OnReddit · 1 points · Posted at 23:02:58 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
OP, how many more ridiculous posts you got?
This thread's hilarious. Each time I think this guy outdid himself I find another link.
13pts35sec · 1 points · Posted at 23:03:03 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Oh my god I need screenshots of actually intelligent people destroying this dude please I’ll be good and won’t ask for anything the rest of my life. What a god awful trash bag of a human, he must be miserable
AStunningBaguette · 1 points · Posted at 23:03:32 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I need this person in my life
infinitezero8 · 1 points · Posted at 23:03:59 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
He must have watched the latest episode of Westworld.
Xelz_r · 1 points · Posted at 23:04:03 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
haha I like pictures too
DaveyGee16 · 1 points · Posted at 23:04:46 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Is this guy just talking about intuition and being empathetic?
That's freaking hilarious.
hazeust · 1 points · Posted at 23:04:57 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Satire.
CleatusVandamn · 1 points · Posted at 23:05:04 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure magical thinking like this is a sign of mental illness
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 23:05:07 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Meth.
Nyphur · 1 points · Posted at 23:05:40 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
OP are you just copy and pasting Reddit comments and tweeting it at him? Because I love it.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 23:06:21 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
literal delusion. like, no way this guy isn't suffering from psychosis
exu1981 · 1 points · Posted at 23:07:04 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Never doubt
Parara_papapapaVeis · 1 points · Posted at 23:07:39 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
His brain don't dwell in such mundane problems like we do, it flies with creativity and knowledge
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 23:08:00 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Dont we all? If we do theirs no earthly way of knowing
Jabulon · 1 points · Posted at 23:08:00 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
sounds like a flu or a disease tho :thinking: maybe i need to think more in similar terms
redCasObserver · 1 points · Posted at 23:08:18 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
realDonaldTrump
MetropolitanPrint · 1 points · Posted at 23:08:53 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Is that Sargon of Akkad? I can’t tell by avi. Also, toss another tweet my way lol!
pseudo_potatoes · 1 points · Posted at 23:09:28 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Oh no, am I too late to get my own imgur link? :(
whitehataztlan · 1 points · Posted at 23:09:44 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Well if he thinks everyone is doing the mental equivalent of rolling their eyes at him, he's probably right.
steeldaggerx · 1 points · Posted at 23:10:05 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
R
Devydee · 1 points · Posted at 23:10:30 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
F
aluminum_lizzard · 1 points · Posted at 23:10:39 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Brain control, duh.
bigelksJ · 1 points · Posted at 23:11:06 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
You can't catch what was never there.
cowjuicer074 · 1 points · Posted at 23:11:08 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Is this Kayne West??? Dammit bro
moosesdontmoo · 1 points · Posted at 23:11:14 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Am i too late to the party?
Chonci · 1 points · Posted at 23:11:24 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
He’s not intelligent enough to capitalize Earth though
thinkteo · 1 points · Posted at 23:12:22 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Be careful guys I think he watches Rick and morty
st333phan · 1 points · Posted at 23:14:08 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
HONESTLY
chillybz · 1 points · Posted at 23:14:09 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Sounds like he’s gone to the next step. Inserting his head rectally to increase knowledge.
serg27 · 1 points · Posted at 23:14:57 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Posting in epic thread
bulbouscorm · 1 points · Posted at 23:15:28 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Wow he discovered context and body language (slow clap).
Dartisback · 1 points · Posted at 23:15:33 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Just imagine in a world where he really could. Would be the most douchebag superhero ever
Bman1973 · 1 points · Posted at 23:22:06 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's something how delusional effective disorder can make people think they are 'one of the most intelligent in the world', when what's happening is, he thinks he reading peoples minds with no conformation other than in his head...
liquid-big-boy · 1 points · Posted at 23:24:25 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
If not the most intelligent?
Deenyc43 · 1 points · Posted at 23:24:28 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Intelligent people don’t need to tell other people how intelligent they are.
killmimes · 1 points · Posted at 23:27:16 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Guess what im thinking about you?
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 23:28:17 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
No the guy with the weed is totally fine! 👌🏻👍🏻
Skkorm · 1 points · Posted at 23:29:57 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Ironic, considering that a sign of intelligence is often the ability to acknowledge and realize the gaps in your own knowledge base.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 23:30:14 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I had that thought, once upon a time.
EchoChamber10 · 1 points · Posted at 23:31:29 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
do you still have screenshots?
RealRoastBot · 1 points · Posted at 23:31:31 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Im the 7th smarterest persun on erth since I scorid 7 on my iq test
Shazbot_2017 · 1 points · Posted at 23:32:27 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Ends his second sentence in a preposition.
jitterscaffeine · 1 points · Posted at 23:33:30 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Someone should tell this guy that The Matrix was just a movie
Dragonsploof · 1 points · Posted at 23:34:19 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I somtimes see posts the probably don't belong and I question the sub but then something like this shows up.
poopicker2 · 1 points · Posted at 23:35:22 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Um....i am a bit worried about this guy. Thinking you can read others minds is not a......healthy thing for someone to believe..
FallingTower · 1 points · Posted at 23:36:42 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I wonder what one of these guys would do if someone came in and was like" oh yeah I totally get this all the time with you lower intwligences" and made himself out to be smarter then the OP
Quartent · 1 points · Posted at 23:36:47 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Does this guy get any replies? Or is he just ranting to the clouds?
kcatmc2 · 1 points · Posted at 23:41:54 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Is this Trump's latest tweet?
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 23:47:07 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
The little “e” on planet earth denotes that he wasn’t referring to the one true Earth... just one of the minor earths that he’s surely from.
scarytobeme · 1 points · Posted at 23:47:51 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Dinner with the schmucks. That is who we are dealing with ....watch out now
https://youtu.be/eH_sKOmkB14
waytooinnocent · 1 points · Posted at 23:49:35 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Give me screenshot
annabunny2 · 1 points · Posted at 23:51:09 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Is this one of the Smith kids?
Organa50 · 1 points · Posted at 23:53:13 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Too late, he’s got Ultra Instinct on me!
Psyk0Tripp · 1 points · Posted at 23:53:32 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I got this same power after doing lots of psychedelics. /s
Bayerrc · 1 points · Posted at 23:57:16 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Didn't r/all pose the question "what do people think took talent when really it's all luck?" this week? I'm guessing this guy's whole life answers that question.
VelvetThunda · 1 points · Posted at 00:04:25 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Professor X walks amongst us
GoGoGyroZeppeli · 1 points · Posted at 00:06:32 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yeah I'm going to need to see the science behind that.
ZettaSlow · 1 points · Posted at 00:07:26 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Catch his brainwaves Derry catch em!
elmonitoboy · 1 points · Posted at 00:08:05 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Philosoraptor thought: if he catches people’s brainwaves and most people are below average intelligence, doesn’t that make him dumber?
thatguy2366 · 1 points · Posted at 00:10:58 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
This kid sounds like he wants to be that other kid from the Middle East that was bragging he had 10k on his Starbucks gift card more than some people had in their lives.
elwebbr23 · 1 points · Posted at 00:11:53 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
He honestly believes it, and he is the most intelligent person on the planet, so who am I to say any different?
Spiderjay2 · 1 points · Posted at 00:17:19 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
You're not the only one who is cursed with knowledge, Stark
srock2012 · 1 points · Posted at 00:17:59 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
That's a classic symptom of schizophrenia my guy.
RexGalilae · 1 points · Posted at 00:20:09 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
As a subreddit, we've conceived this genius ourselves. He's a living satirical amalgamation of all the shit that gets posted here.
We've peaked guys
bigfloppydisks · 1 points · Posted at 00:20:21 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
A person who feels the need to tell people how smart he is, isnt very smart at all.
Oracle_Fefe · 1 points · Posted at 00:21:54 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
The post responding to this one will be a feigned surprise.
Catching brainwaves before they are even emitted. What now?
TheSilentTitan · 1 points · Posted at 00:24:25 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
i believe the power is called 'schizophrenia'
jondavidcomedy · 1 points · Posted at 00:25:02 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
He's literally catching them. He's got a big thought catching mitt and everything
BewareOfBibz · 1 points · Posted at 00:25:50 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I hate it when people can find my brain waves and finish my
Jschneeky · 1 points · Posted at 00:27:27 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I think I know this person...idiot
ByTheWeave · 1 points · Posted at 00:27:38 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Dunning Kruger
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 00:33:49 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
This has to be satire.
LetMeSleepAllDay · 1 points · Posted at 00:34:54 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Thank you
weamthelaw · 1 points · Posted at 00:35:56 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
this very smart guy is full of absolute gold. oh my god these lines are amazing
ChimericalChemical · 1 points · Posted at 00:36:38 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Me too thanks
orkinmanv20 · 1 points · Posted at 00:37:45 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I can relate. I know windows taste like the color blue before I lick them.
Describe · 1 points · Posted at 00:38:12 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Me applying for a job
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 00:39:17 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
wonder if he can catch other things
newcomer_ts · 1 points · Posted at 00:42:16 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Sounds like onset of schizophrenia.
In few years, he will tweet about people talking to him not realizing it's the voices.
I feel bad for him...
MagmaGamingFTW · 1 points · Posted at 00:42:17 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Relevent
seanw0830 · 1 points · Posted at 00:45:09 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Not me, I have no Delta brainwaves due to my going back in time and becoming my own grandpa
ohmaj · 1 points · Posted at 00:45:33 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'd slap him and say it was his fault. If he could catch my brain waves he should have caught my hand, so he must have let me do it.
googol89 · 1 points · Posted at 00:46:53 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Truly the next Ramses Sanguino
craigthelesser · 1 points · Posted at 00:47:06 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Found Donald Trump Jr's roleplay account
discount_mj · 1 points · Posted at 00:50:01 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
opens cabinet full of tinfoil hats
It’s TIME.
Littlebigreddit50 · 1 points · Posted at 00:50:11 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I guess if he looks at me he will have a brain stroke
Kryptosis · 1 points · Posted at 00:56:11 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
If he were so smart he wouldn't be posting cringey shit like this. Someone should tell him that. Repeatedly.
RafaelSirah · 1 points · Posted at 00:58:01 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
There’s a tipping point where I go from wanting to make fun of these people to being concerned about them. This person needs help.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 00:58:37 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
oy vey us jews have gotta stick together- george soros
VesperNightfall · 1 points · Posted at 00:59:48 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hmm schizo?
10after6 · 1 points · Posted at 01:00:31 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yes mister trump
thebeautifulstruggle · 1 points · Posted at 01:01:56 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
If incels are at war with the rest of society, can the rest of society begin lining these pathetic creatures up behind the chemical plant?
[deleted] · 0 points · Posted at 01:32:38 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
people dont like you or your stupid ideas and the reason for this is not some label that you can lump them under but because you are unironically stupid, your ideas are bad, and outside of your online hugbox people see how insufferable you are and that your “tolerance” is just a way of controlling dissenting opinions and your “innate rights” are only for people who dont hurt your feelings
thebeautifulstruggle · 1 points · Posted at 05:09:10 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Your comment history speaks for itself.
thedoranimal · 1 points · Posted at 01:06:04 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I can’t imagine how uncomfortable this person would make me feel
meghonsolozar · 1 points · Posted at 01:06:53 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Me too, thanks
RoseSparxs · 1 points · Posted at 01:12:39 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Omg how dumb can this person be. We’re obviously on Planet Pluto!
AutoTEQ · 1 points · Posted at 01:13:53 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Modest and smart...
Evilcutedog45 · 1 points · Posted at 01:14:12 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I feel like when people say this they’re not being serious. I hope.
Ghostkill221 · 1 points · Posted at 01:15:10 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Has known someone for 10+ years.
knows how they will react to things.
that's not a cool feature, that's just how that works, if it didn't youd be an ignoramus
OMGWTFBBQUE · 1 points · Posted at 01:15:43 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is peak /r/iamverysmart
rusty-the-fucker · 1 points · Posted at 01:16:16 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Nnnnnope thats just psychosis
KrisG1887 · 1 points · Posted at 01:16:21 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Literally means figuratively sooo yeah.....
thegovtisreptiles · 1 points · Posted at 01:24:25 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Is this satire or schizophrenia?
King_Combo · 1 points · Posted at 01:24:25 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Its... its not like I WANTED you to notice me or anything...
_ardit · 1 points · Posted at 01:24:46 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
This only happens in my dreams. I see through other peoples view. Like in the "Being John Malkovich" film.
Fuggin_cat_weeb · 1 points · Posted at 01:25:07 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Someone who thinks they're the most intelligent person on the Earth, is in fact, not the most intelligent person.
TheMuller · 1 points · Posted at 01:30:16 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Umm this guy might be having a manic episode
nicecriticism · 1 points · Posted at 01:31:40 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is the content I subscribe for. Bless you.
Escusemeimvenom · 1 points · Posted at 01:32:43 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
LOOK AT HIS PROFILE PIC
2018coffee · 1 points · Posted at 01:35:59 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I can literally catch sun light waves.
I’m the hottest person in the world.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 01:37:49 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I know exactly what this person is speaking about and find it quite amusing how their ego distorted it to self inflate.
auronvi · 1 points · Posted at 01:38:32 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
If he's actually hearing voices that's a sign of mental illness, not intelligence.
iamnotasnook · 1 points · Posted at 01:42:58 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I think this guy has a dash of schizophrenia.
gman1510 · 1 points · Posted at 01:43:05 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hah! Rookie.. your not advantage until you learn to throw those waves back at them. 🤪
skillsforilz · 1 points · Posted at 01:44:36 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Sounds crazy but the first time I did mushrooms I swear I became telepathic as well
FBI_team_887 · 1 points · Posted at 01:48:17 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
He should watch out for me.
Patiiii · 1 points · Posted at 01:48:27 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
S A T I R E
Chrisjam101 · 1 points · Posted at 01:48:37 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I think this was a joke
NisseJay · 1 points · Posted at 01:51:18 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I think perhaps Iamverymentallyill
Bigangryduck · 1 points · Posted at 01:54:09 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
r/nooneasked
ColeTrainHDx · 1 points · Posted at 01:56:42 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is obviously satire...
commentwizard · 1 points · Posted at 01:56:51 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
This guy runs an account focused on cryptocurrency. I think he is the brother or cousin of a more famous cryptocurrency Twitter account holder. His stuff is pretty funny to read, but he provides little-to-no actual value.
lurker4lyfe6969 · 1 points · Posted at 01:58:04 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
And here I am like a dumbass with my dream catcher
chill_gat3s · 1 points · Posted at 01:58:53 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Think about all of the terrible brain waves this guy has caught today...
WatAb0utB0b · 1 points · Posted at 02:00:00 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Kanye? That you?
random_embryo · 1 points · Posted at 02:03:11 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Is it possible to learn this power?
talancaine · 1 points · Posted at 02:03:22 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Me too.
Firstimepinner · 1 points · Posted at 02:11:18 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I had a friend who tought he could do this. He ended up assaulting me with a metal pipe for it.
Slepp_ · 1 points · Posted at 02:11:47 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Had to post this because he knew what his friend was thinking as they think a like but doesn’t try it with total strangers.
GuyWhoLikesCats089 · 1 points · Posted at 02:14:46 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Ooo boy
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 02:21:52 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'm going to assume this guys was joking or has a mental illness
EazeLivin · 1 points · Posted at 02:25:33 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Actually everyone can do this.
willthrowaway655 · 1 points · Posted at 02:30:18 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Must be ironic
SitBackAndRelaxJack · 1 points · Posted at 02:30:48 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
yea, pfffth, they are, pfffft, tapping into, pssssh, the collective consciousness, PSSSSH PFFFFT teehehe.
PotatoPalooza · 1 points · Posted at 02:38:02 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Or many their brain is just empty and weak enough to pick up random interference.
Heavell85 · 1 points · Posted at 02:43:50 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Those brainwaves hurts at the end of the day
Lord_Fireraven · 1 points · Posted at 02:46:59 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
What the fuck?
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 02:46:59 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Wow, "planet earth"
transientmisanthrope · 1 points · Posted at 02:47:57 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Can you tell that I think you're an idiot?
dustinq1990 · 1 points · Posted at 02:50:40 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Trump said this. Not sure why they blocked it off...
ButtisLove · 1 points · Posted at 02:55:29 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Why’d you bother hiding the name? It’s obviously Trump.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 02:55:44 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Does he play intelligence pong with other intellectuals and their brainwaves?
Hawk7743 · 1 points · Posted at 03:02:14 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Must be a Rick and Morty fan
kaseyunderneath · 1 points · Posted at 03:09:44 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Kindly
Judisgood · 1 points · Posted at 03:10:32 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
You can't be. You called Earth a planet. Globetard.
MarcosCruz901 · 1 points · Posted at 03:14:07 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I think this post made us peak as a sub
deadpie321 · 1 points · Posted at 03:15:38 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Lucy (2014)
2ming · 1 points · Posted at 03:15:40 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
It is not possible. As i know. I am only person can catch others brainwaves in this world
santa_s_slave · 1 points · Posted at 03:26:14 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
With great power....
Silvedl · 1 points · Posted at 03:45:29 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I can literally catch people’s sound waves sometimes. It’s like I can hear what they are saying and totally vibe on their levels.
narraun · 1 points · Posted at 03:49:09 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
pretty sire this person is manic. i knew a bipolar guy who talked like this when he got manic. (obligatory-not-a-doctor)
ZeUnreliableNarrator · 1 points · Posted at 03:50:13 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's like he has ESPN or something
XChanges21 · 1 points · Posted at 03:51:35 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
alll he has to do now is say slavery is a choice and hes kanye.
Dabroski710 · 1 points · Posted at 03:51:48 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I had a roommate in college like this. At first it was annoying cringy. I never talk to the guy since he burned every bridge he ever had, and now it's just sad. If he was any more charismatic he would have been an excellent cult leader
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 03:54:28 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I can count to 20 without taking my shoes off , lets see you beat that
alexd3483 · 1 points · Posted at 04:00:56 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
No one man should have all that power
sillywilly04 · 1 points · Posted at 04:01:23 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
The narcissism alarms are broken from how loud they have been blaring.
MagicLauren · 1 points · Posted at 04:07:29 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I presume the emperor in that profile pic is Caligula.
TinyPotatoAttack · 1 points · Posted at 04:14:03 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hope this guy reads the mind of a real intelligent person and that person is thinking "that's stupid. You're stupid".
xabimomogerrardmasch · 1 points · Posted at 04:17:42 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Kanye is that you
Xertious · 1 points · Posted at 04:26:35 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
In fairness, if he keeps acting like that, he probably knows what people think of him.
-CorrectOpinion- · 1 points · Posted at 04:31:13 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Oh he’s an incel too. Lovely.
Robotlolz · 1 points · Posted at 04:36:10 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
The hallmark of a fool.
betarad · 1 points · Posted at 04:54:34 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
i don't think that's how it works
Sfn_y · 1 points · Posted at 04:54:43 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Why'd he have to say "planet Earth" like that
Stankyjim21 · 1 points · Posted at 05:00:59 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
This account HAS to be satire. Every screenshot I see is too much
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 05:06:40 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I honestly believe this is an obvious delusion of grandeur and he really needs help
Nick67m · 1 points · Posted at 05:14:55 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Sounds pretty schizo
transmothra · 1 points · Posted at 05:21:05 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is amazing.
He has a YouTube channel too with a link to his old twitter, which was suspended, for whatever that's worth. Either his sense of humor is playing 11.1D chess or he's literally the most bombastic motherfucker in the history of us chimps.
Spacenuts24 · 1 points · Posted at 05:21:52 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
So he must be able to tell that everybody knows he's an asshole
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 06:00:16 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
What a dumbass
amotthejoker · 1 points · Posted at 06:06:00 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Aw man the guy's so lucky his name is covered.He'd be getting roasted 24/7.I personally would like to punch his smug face because he can't take the title of most inteligent person from me.
surly_chemist · 1 points · Posted at 06:12:44 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Ya, years ago I had a roommate who was convinced he had a special knack for reading people and picking up on things; reading between the lines. In reality, he was full of shit and slightly paranoid. He would just convince himself of some seemingly arbitrary conclusion and then cherry pick supporting evidence, while rationalizing away anything that contradicted it.
B0B_GNARLY · 1 points · Posted at 06:23:22 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
You know he’s intelligent when he has a painting as a profile picture...
The_Falafel_Man · 1 points · Posted at 06:24:42 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Based on this and all the other tweets OPs posting I'm reeeaaaally struggling to tell if this is satire or not, anyone know?
Lefuckiswrongwithme · 1 points · Posted at 06:27:30 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
B R A I N W A V E S Lmao I haven’t heard anything more childish in a while
Alisethera · 1 points · Posted at 06:30:13 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Can someone say “God Complex”?
Deportivo76ers · 1 points · Posted at 06:30:25 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
i think he is trolling i follow him on twitter and he legit sounds ridiculous that he must be trolling
Jaxc1w · 1 points · Posted at 06:32:49 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
idk... looks like satire to me
Caaethil · 1 points · Posted at 06:45:54 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
What the fuck.
I'm concerned that this guy has just realised he can understand other people's emotions.
squidwards-toenail · 1 points · Posted at 07:19:48 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Then why doesn't he catch that people think he is a bloody snob?
iaminfamy · 1 points · Posted at 07:35:30 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Kanye?
happenstancepants · 1 points · Posted at 07:52:37 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Okay Trump 🙄
howdoyoudoaninternet · 1 points · Posted at 07:59:53 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Possibly satire
Infidel_Castrato · 1 points · Posted at 08:00:31 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
That's nothing I can catch grainwaves
Chlorotard · 1 points · Posted at 08:04:20 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Gina linetti's Twitter account
LjSpike · 1 points · Posted at 08:48:55 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Well I mean, he must be right! He's reading our minds!
olerock · 1 points · Posted at 09:04:03 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I used to think things like this when I was literally 10 goddamed years old.
This guy is a child.
ImThatMelanin · 1 points · Posted at 09:05:44 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Can you feel my brainwaves telling you to shut the fuck?!
reali-tglitch · 1 points · Posted at 09:10:39 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
The Pinnacle of Verysmartness. Truly great.
MintGems1991 · 1 points · Posted at 09:17:46 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Sure jan.
Vietbootylord420 · 1 points · Posted at 09:20:46 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
If Kim Jung Un had twitter
surajkkk · 1 points · Posted at 09:49:22 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
When u make the car in front of u go forward
OscRos03 · 1 points · Posted at 10:01:04 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
That’s called schizofrenia
Trekka01 · 1 points · Posted at 10:09:23 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
'Literally catch' wow.
mcvadela · 1 points · Posted at 10:18:15 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Brainwaves! I can't stop laughing
nottomat · 1 points · Posted at 10:32:05 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Lol What’s with his profile pic wtf
GladdenDonTiny · 1 points · Posted at 10:51:08 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
You didn't need to block Kanye's name out
LordFarquaadBitch · 1 points · Posted at 10:54:06 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
thoughts can travel through space and thats a fact
SoneverythingZ · 1 points · Posted at 11:04:11 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is weird
allorric · 1 points · Posted at 11:18:15 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Maybe he just has severe schizophrenia...
louiszilla · 1 points · Posted at 11:24:20 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I wonder if he can read mine "You're autistic"
Brothatswrong · 1 points · Posted at 11:29:46 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
How much you want to bet he’s a rick and morty fan?
Phinbouy · 1 points · Posted at 11:30:43 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
If he catches my brainwaves he’s just going to get a whole lot of dumb dumb.
Phinbouy · 1 points · Posted at 11:31:23 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Is this Kanye’s Twitter?
oooo_0ooo · 1 points · Posted at 11:38:40 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
This guy needs his own sub
gone11gone11 · 1 points · Posted at 11:47:22 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Go catch an STD
Rapus124 · 1 points · Posted at 12:05:29 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Must be a troll for sure... damn
Cutrepon · 1 points · Posted at 12:11:51 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
That is why I use tinfoil to cover my potatoes!
Plutonsvea · 1 points · Posted at 12:31:47 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I had a friend through highschool who later had the unfortunate luck of overdosing on some drugs a friend of his told him to take... Due to psychosis, the guy now posts stuff 90% similar to what the dude in the OP is saying.
I'm not saying that the guy in this post is ill which makes this okay, but just a thought... Psychosis manifests itself in many different ways. It's a shame, because this friend of mine is actually a really nice and genuine person- things tend to just get into his head and he spirals from there.
There's a few facebook posts I can think of off the top of my head where he claims he is a God, Devil, Angel, Entrepreneur etc etc...
mh80 · 1 points · Posted at 12:49:33 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
TLDR; empathy
andyrew620 · 1 points · Posted at 13:35:08 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
This man have clearly reached the enlightenment.
XanderCage_IRL · 1 points · Posted at 13:53:09 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Damn muties!
Sokroc · 1 points · Posted at 13:58:40 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I just imagine him running around swiping at the air trying to catch people’s brainwaves.
Format64 · 1 points · Posted at 14:21:30 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
He literally catches them.
Danahom · 1 points · Posted at 14:28:40 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
lol
Mabans · 1 points · Posted at 17:14:41 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Say “catch this” then slap him.
LAVATORR · 1 points · Posted at 17:29:50 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
stands on rooftop, waves pool skimmer overhead
Datdoge6385 · 1 points · Posted at 17:40:53 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I want to ask him what I’m thinking, he’ll probably say that I think he’s lying, but in reality I’m thinking about pasta
mountainmunky69 · 1 points · Posted at 17:58:14 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
What if the people you catch brainwaves from are the intelligent ones for projecting their brainwaves? Your superior intelligence probably thought of that already too tho...
naiasonod · 1 points · Posted at 18:00:36 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Puny mortal, catching brain waves the old fashioned way. For only $39.95, I'll sell you my patented Brain Wave Harvester that not only collects brainwaves from countless people at once, but translates them into spoken language that anyone with working auditory senses might hear with you!
sells people a handheld $5 AM/FM radio
Germzz · 1 points · Posted at 18:51:19 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
/r/insanepeoplefacebook
somellama · 1 points · Posted at 19:28:42 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
my wife and i are on the same "Wavelength" sometimes where i'll be thinking about something and my wife will ask me about the same exact subject right where i am in the process of thinking.. and it's not related to anything going on (like a tv show int he background for wheaties and she asks me about cereal).
i never thought it was proof of advanced intelligence, just being sympatico after 25 years of being together
Dexter_Thiuf · 1 points · Posted at 23:27:18 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I hate when I miss somebody's brainwaves, and they shatter the sliding glass door and I'm standing there like a retard. I really should have caught them.
gideon2004 · 1 points · Posted at 10:14:03 on May 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
???: Hi. Mind If I Use Your Brainwaves For A Minute???
Me:
WUT M8!?kevinigan · 1 points · Posted at 01:09:52 on May 27, 2018 · (Permalink)
Can you please dm me his twitter name? I don’t want to harass him or anything. I genuinely think this guy is just trolling, and if he’s serious he probably identifies on the autism spectrum. I just want to look at his tweets
TheRealAakash · 1 points · Posted at 20:07:44 on May 29, 2018 · (Permalink)
Oof
Mohammedbas · 1 points · Posted at 08:52:55 on June 11, 2018 · (Permalink)
!redditsilver
MagicalDoughnuts · 1 points · Posted at 03:19:25 on June 18, 2018 · (Permalink)
hmu with that verysmart tweet
brewhaust · 1 points · Posted at 05:58:01 on July 10, 2018 · (Permalink)
pcp does that to to your brain next thin youll be so intelligent running around naked ramming cop cars like an intelligent telekenetic rhino
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 03:14:54 on July 14, 2018 · (Permalink)
bazinga
yuvanchan · 1 points · Posted at 09:03:52 on July 20, 2018 · (Permalink)
Ohh! please spare me from your evil eyes.
Zenithcrypto · 1 points · Posted at 14:59:57 on July 20, 2018 · (Permalink)
I guess that the aluminium prices will grow again
Nutmagnus · 1 points · Posted at 23:46:23 on August 1, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yeah, that's not how that works.
ccarlso13 · 1 points · Posted at 23:37:12 on August 4, 2018 · (Permalink)
*Earth
Savetokenteam · 1 points · Posted at 08:21:37 on August 18, 2018 · (Permalink)
Ahh, I can catch people's brainwaves without any equipment only with my brain which has literally no tool for that... Woah, I am not crazy... I am not CRAZY MUAHAHAHAHA
PierraNova · 1 points · Posted at 11:53:36 on August 23, 2018 · (Permalink)
Oh, woe is me.
shaleyeen · 1 points · Posted at 22:37:28 on September 5, 2018 · (Permalink)
This guy sounds delusional. Unless he is joking or on drugs, he should probably seek help.
TheCatCovenantDude · 1 points · Posted at 21:28:34 on October 15, 2018 · (Permalink)
All these people catching feelings, but who else catching brain waves?
terdragontra · 1 points · Posted at 17:26:00 on October 31, 2018 · (Permalink)
Maybe this is ironic?
[deleted] · -1 points · Posted at 22:40:49 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
[deleted]
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 00:10:45 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Amateur. I pork like 8 chicks a night.
MindS1 · 1 points · Posted at 02:38:32 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
8? Those are rookie numbers. You gotta pump those numbers up!
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 23:01:13 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
/s
theaveragehousecat · 1 points · Posted at 15:42:54 on May 26, 2018 · (Permalink)
r/ihavesex
joao_franco · 1 points · Posted at 21:00:15 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Should this subreddit be called "iamverysmarl" or "iamverymentallyill"?
not_shadowbanned_yet · 1 points · Posted at 21:16:01 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
is this like when you catch kisses when someone blows you kisses?
mrcavooter · 1 points · Posted at 22:14:06 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's a satire account you fucking Mensa member
678trpl98212 · 1 points · Posted at 22:28:49 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Don’t black out the name. We know it’s Kanye.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 23:05:35 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Alright so this account is clearly trolling.
AcroZap · 1 points · Posted at 23:18:40 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Damn, Kanye popping off.
BillyClintoon · 0 points · Posted at 21:34:55 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
For redacting
beencouraged · 0 points · Posted at 22:50:09 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Seriously people help me out here. Is this extreme patriarchy disillusionment that can be fixed, or is this actual mental illness/narcissistic personality disorder stuff???
coldwar252 · 0 points · Posted at 22:29:23 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Honestly I know what this guys trying to say, but either he sucks at saying it or is trying to gloat. But some people you just really click with and you sync up perfectly
KatDanvers · 0 points · Posted at 23:11:50 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
metoo
dysentarygary513 · 0 points · Posted at 23:13:01 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Is this real? How do I undo?
Mennarch · 0 points · Posted at 23:15:48 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Sounds like Kanye
ArthursPoodle · 0 points · Posted at 23:15:52 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Really a beautiful thing to see what's happening here OP. Do you think you could spare a link?
majinboom · 0 points · Posted at 23:18:32 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Lol dumb ass doesn't realize being able to read minds doesn't realize it's hell if everyone thinks you're a smug asshole
Jamily_Foolz · 0 points · Posted at 23:19:49 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I genuinely thought this was Kanye for a sec hahaha
monkeybone87 · 0 points · Posted at 23:23:16 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Shit!!! Did Trump post this absolutely ridiculous post?
localname1 · 0 points · Posted at 23:27:38 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
that actually exists
SANADA-X · 0 points · Posted at 23:33:26 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
This guy runs the account for his own amusement. I wouldn't get worked up about it.
JoeClever · 0 points · Posted at 23:43:18 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Obviously a joke
jack_nnn_ · 0 points · Posted at 23:57:45 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Obvious satire
DANDAN2052 · 0 points · Posted at 01:11:23 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
You sure are the most intelligent people in the world
JaytB1 · 0 points · Posted at 01:43:02 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Donald, is that you?
Rad-atouille · 0 points · Posted at 01:51:57 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is definitely satire
MyCatsAJabroni · 0 points · Posted at 01:53:30 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'm getting such a sick enjoyment out of imagining this guys reaction to reading through this post. He's so textbook narcissistic I bet his ego is turning in on itself. This is the kind of person that puts up such a massive wall and persona to give the illusion that they don't care. This guy probably whispers to himself at night: "lions don't care about the opinion of sheep". Meanwhile he's crushingly alone. Utterly alone. Nobody wants to spend time with him, and all of his relationships are fabrications. Whether he knows it or not. He may have lots of money, and might actually be a very good investor. But man is he ever poor. I've known people like this, and they constantly battle with depression and suicidal thoughts. I actually kind of feel bad for him. From his other posts he's clearly subscribed to red pill ideology, and if that doesn't tell you everything you need to know about his emotional stability than I don't know what else can.
ovoxo_tofu · 0 points · Posted at 02:31:51 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I read this in like that Christmas song. You better watch out you better not cry!
Shit winter is like 2 months away. We just finished winter.
TheLawsy · 0 points · Posted at 03:12:43 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
He’s a troll who promotes his commissioned links to crypto sites
kurmet_da_froge · 0 points · Posted at 04:29:43 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
r/woooosh
JackOfAllInterests1 · 0 points · Posted at 01:27:21 on July 31, 2018 · (Permalink)
How am I feeling?
SareneHarmony · 0 points · Posted at 20:48:59 on August 2, 2018 · (Permalink)
Many people have this God given gift though some are more advanced than others. I wouldn't describe it like that exactly though. Different kinds of empaths have a sixth sense of picking up other peoples feelings, thoughts and emotions. It not very fun when you don't understand it and another persons negative energy becomes your own. It can leave you feeling very tired, drained and exhausted. Most of these people can tell exactly when you are lying or being honest and have the ability to usually quickly spots out a fake or evil person verses a genuine loving soul. I've been told if you are found abusing this gift, since it is for the sake of helping others, God can and will eventually take it away. For myself, this gift has only become advanced do to my walk and commitment with Jesus. The gifts of the Holy Spirit are wonderful gifts not to be abused. This is a special gift of discernment He gives chossen people for healing, wisdom and prophetic knowledge of future situations. In can also be called a burden Bearer or Discerning of the spirits. It is usually for humble yet courageous people for the sake of helping others so please don't abuse it.
baditup · 1 points · Posted at 01:43:24 on November 15, 2018 · (Permalink)
ppppfffffffffttttthththththt hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
dorknight25 · -12 points · Posted at 19:25:37 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I feel like every one of these comments can be forgiven as long as theyre written by teenagers.
🎙️ shlemazeltov · 30 points · Posted at 19:34:06 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
It’s written by a dude with 15,000 followers who gives investment advice
dorknight25 · 19 points · Posted at 19:56:00 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
In that case I weep for humanity
LikEatinGlass · 3 points · Posted at 21:09:15 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Even the incel type ones? I'm with you on the other ones but those I don't think are acceptable at any age
dorknight25 · 2 points · Posted at 22:31:12 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
No thats a whole other level of unacceptable
blaze_fh · -2 points · Posted at 23:28:05 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
The only incel type ones are the ones where he's saying he doesn't want a used up slut as a wife. I think that's a pretty reasonable requirement.
LikEatinGlass · 1 points · Posted at 00:05:40 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Um no. He does not say slut. He literally says a non virgin. So one sexual partner means a slut? He says no hymen no diamond. That's not a "slut" I don't know where you're getting slut here. He's saying any woman that's ever been with a man (except him of course) is a total lost cause.
blaze_fh · 0 points · Posted at 00:09:47 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Depends. How long was the girl partners with the guy before having sex? I'd say if she has ever had sex without the guy being her boyfriend, there's grounds to call her a slut.
LikEatinGlass · 2 points · Posted at 00:17:01 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Well that's a completely separate issue from what this guy is saying. He's disqualifying anyone who isn't a virgin.
blaze_fh · 3 points · Posted at 00:21:41 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'd agree with him but in today's society you just can't expect that. But that's just me, I'm not trying to spark an argument. You're right, though, if he seriously expects that (which he doesn't, since he's known for making absurd joke posts) from people he's insane.
LikEatinGlass · 2 points · Posted at 00:41:59 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
You're actually a lot more reasonable than I thought you'd be, I thought you were some troll when I saw that first comment in all honesty. You're right in an ideal world we'd all be our husband or wife's first but I just don't think that's how the world works anymore. Unless you live in a country that does arranged marriages maybe. And even then maybe not. And yea, these posts seem either like bait, satire, or some sort of badass edge lord who thinks he's the best. I do agree that in any of those scenarios though he's insane lol
blaze_fh · 1 points · Posted at 00:50:45 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Thanks. Yeah apparently he's a financial investment advisor (?). I'm really unsure on why he has those tweets on his official Twitter.
LikEatinGlass · 1 points · Posted at 01:05:20 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Apparently it seems some kind of crypto currency advisor. Seems very unprofessional to say the least.
Alectron45 · -1 points · Posted at 22:21:47 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Theory: OP is the guy who has an unlimited amount of tweets for that sweet karma
YellowWristBand · -1 points · Posted at 22:29:34 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Surely this is a troll. Right?
Smevis · -1 points · Posted at 22:40:01 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
How on earth can you all be trolled so easily?
Eggrollghost · -1 points · Posted at 22:46:19 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://goo.gl/images/jSWVgu
Hmmmm love the post though :)
🎙️ shlemazeltov · 3 points · Posted at 22:47:59 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
How exactly am I karma farming?
lovelybutterbiscuits · 3 points · Posted at 22:53:07 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Him interacting with the post seems a lil suspicious I guess
JobbaJobbaDoo · -1 points · Posted at 23:15:34 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
And that's what happens when you're a pure atheist. You become really smart like the rest of us.
crithema · -1 points · Posted at 23:16:39 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I've looked though many of this guy's imgur links. I have not seen a single post of anything intelligent. No solutions to complex algebra, no novel theories on existence, no demonstration of him solving a rubiks cube in 7 seconds, no list of multiple PhD's from Ivy league colleges.
frixio · -1 points · Posted at 18:14:41 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's a joke. Posting this on this sub is ironic.
ilovedenial · -21 points · Posted at 21:56:21 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
All of you plebeians making fun of him are probably low lives with low paying occupations and disappointing lives.
🎙️ shlemazeltov · 21 points · Posted at 21:58:46 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Sorry for making fun of you man should I delete the post? Tried my best not to doxx you
BBQBrutus · 7 points · Posted at 22:30:45 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Dude...awesome! Thanks for coming by!
IAmA_Goldfish · 7 points · Posted at 22:33:34 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
How does it feel to have -1 karma? Thanks for stopping by this thread about you btw.
pebrocks · -4 points · Posted at 22:58:47 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Karma means nothing.
ilovedenial · -3 points · Posted at 01:49:27 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
At least I’m not a fucking goldfish you negative IQ virgin.
IAmA_Goldfish · 3 points · Posted at 04:08:52 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Don’t be racist. Goldfish are people too. Also you know you’re a virgin when you insult people by calling them virgins.
Cast_ZAP · 1 points · Posted at 23:15:07 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Oh shit you’re right, this guy has an IQ of 145 and is Cryptomillionaire! He’s a god compared to me and so I shall bow down to him as my eternal leader for I could never surpass his extreme intellect and and wisdom.
Sonoter_Dquis · 1 points · Posted at 23:43:12 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Thanks for the quick read.
informat2 · 0 points · Posted at 00:29:41 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
>implying the guy in the OP is any different
BillyClintoon · -7 points · Posted at 21:34:43 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
OP is a bitch....
[deleted] · -2 points · Posted at 23:18:03 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
im special in that the op doesnt make me feel better about myself but the human garbage dogpile in this thread does
[deleted] · -2 points · Posted at 02:03:35 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
you're so smart that you didn't realize it's a tongue-in-cheek account, lol
imperator is a shithead but he knows he's a shithead.
camoway · -1 points · Posted at 22:31:11 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
---_________--- No. You Don't take into account you have to excel at dealing with common people. I have had many of those issues but it is YOUR responsibility to understand and effectively communicate your thought and ideas in a way that people can understand. Emotional intelligence is very important in everyday life. Good luck young man live long and prosper.
ps: There is in fact a limit on what we can know just like a hard drive. RNA is controlled by sheer will, epigenetics: you are your parents know their weakness to better understand your own. You can not undo or unsay anything so think before you act. Lastly and most important, the simplest explanation tends to be the right one. Use that when your heart and mind at odds or you trying to understand a motive. I say these things because they are my findings from a life of superior intellect. I had many inventions that changed the world for the better. I made a very positive impact although you will never hear or read about me I change the world in many ways for the better. Do the same
FlumpStew · -2 points · Posted at 23:38:11 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Snore. Not even quality content, is this what this sub has become? People really aren’t this dumb, but thanks for bringing down humanity for the memes.
[deleted] · -12 points · Posted at 21:24:25 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
I think people who have smoked enough weed and are open can do this
BotchedAttempt · 14 points · Posted at 21:41:40 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
You are wrong.
[deleted] · 0 points · Posted at 18:14:48 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I can do it, so yeah there you go, r/I'mVeryAwareAndSensitive
pebrocks · 2 points · Posted at 22:59:34 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
DUDE. WEED.
merkucjo · 1 points · Posted at 18:34:19 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Why?
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 18:36:38 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
Cause weed opens your third eye, and I guess you're third ears if you will, it does it even more if you meditate while you're high. I'd love to talk to you about this more, but I'm trying to spend less time on the computer cause it gives me a headache as I've got long-term eye strain.
Chat ya later, bye
merkucjo · 2 points · Posted at 20:39:14 on May 22, 2018 · (Permalink)
I read all 1500 сomments in this posting and yours and few others were logical and assuming that currently non explained things like nuclear reactions in 19 century might be possible
When someone said that germs cause diseases and doctors should clean their hands they laughed this idea for fifty years
Cheers man thanks for response
gentlegiant69 · -6 points · Posted at 23:07:25 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
Fake as fuck. Most likely is OP posting this shit. Even if not, it's so clearly satire.
🎙️ shlemazeltov · 5 points · Posted at 23:07:34 on May 21, 2018 · (Permalink)
It ain’t me babe