It wasnโt cold when he woke. He had not expected that in The Sims World: Alien Expansion Pack...
It pushed his hand down and let it rest on the surface again. Tank took the moment to look around. It was a small room, the walls glowing with an ambient pure white light, there was no TV and everything was slightly pixelated. It was clean and bare, not like hospitals Tank knew, but still it had a clinical air. The alien was wearing skin hugging clothes, in a soft grey. Itโs arms were bare. It was sitting on a stool next to the bed. With a few quick practiced movements it reached under the table for something that it then placed on Tankโs wrist for a moment. There was a prickling feeling spread up his arm and then dissipated.
โThere,โ it said, โnow you may sit up if you wish.โ As Tank righted himself it spoke. โDo you feel any fear?โ
Tank shook his head slowly, โno. What, why donโtโฆโ
The being smiled slightly โFear would control you completely if I allowed it.โ
โA drug?โ asked Tank.
โYes.โ
โOh. What now?โ
โPollination. Your body must be prepared, your immune system is being updated. We have approximately an hour.โ The alien changed the subject โYou are young, my instruments indicate that you are not fully grown? I didnโt see this when I selected you. There are limits to the outer scanners. I apologize for this, but you are still capable of bearing and I cannot stop now.โ
Tank nodded slowly, โhow will youโฆโ
โThere is an instrument, insertion will be quick. You must be awake, but it will be painless. I will then wipe your memory and take you back to you home.โ
โOh, I thoughtโฆโ
The alien flicked itโs eyes over him, โthat is another way, I would never force... that... upon someone. Desperation drives us to forced pollination, but we will not step over that line.โ
Tank stared blankly at the walls for a moment. He knew he should be feeling something else right now. Fear or even anger, but instead he felt hungry? No it was something else, something to do with green hands.
โOk, whatโฆ I know its pointless, but what can I call you.โ
โI am pollination Technician 12, but call me Ygren. I am, by you Simโs limited concept of gender, for the most part, a man.โ
โIโm Tank.โ
Ygren turned his head to the side, โisnโt that what you call those silly armoured vehicles your army uses?โ
โYes.โ
Ygren laughed, the humming that accompanied his voice rumbled through the room.
Tank smiled back, โits a shitty name.โ
โNo,โ said Ygren, โit suits, even for a young one, you are big for a Sim.โ He placed a long fingered hand on Tanks upper arm, โstrong like a Tank.โ
Tankโs hand moved hold Ygenโs before he could control himself, โIโm not even half as strong as you.โ
Ygren said nothing, his eyes widened and his mouth opened slightly. Tank suddenly felt extremely aware of his nakedness.
Ygren stood and stepped back quickly. Tank cupped his hands over his dick as he watched the tall man move. Ygren was very tall. Taller than Johnny by at least half a foot. He moved gracefully to a screen and traced his hands over it, Tank found nothing familiar in what he saw on the screen.
โI want it,โ Tank said, surprising himself, โthe other way. With you. Maybe itโs your drug talking but if you are going to do this then do it that way.โ
Ygren looked at Tank, narrow eyes, one elegant green hand ran through his red hair.
โPlease. Ygren.โ
It was using his name that did it. Ygren was next to Tank in a step. He cupped Tanks head in his hands and bent down. The kiss was like fire. Ygrenโs lips were hot and dry, his breath filled Tankโs mouth. Their tongues met, tentatively at first, but Ygren pushed his into Tanks mouth running it over Tankโs teeth. Ygren was not smiling when he pulled away.
โItโs been a long while since my name has been used like that.โ He said, โAre you sure?โ
Tank lifted his hands from his groin, โyeah, Iโm pretty sure.โ
Ygren stood hunched over the sitting Tank, one hand running through Tankโs buzzcut. He let the other fall down Tanks spine. His face was solemn as he spoke. โOnce I amโฆ inside you, I wonโt be able to stop. The process, there will be pain as well as pleasure, I will be changing your body.โ
Tank didnโt really have words, he knew pain. He knew pain from the people closest to him. Pain was a part of him. He pulled the Ygrenโs hand down to his face. The inside was pale and translucent like his eyelids. Tank traced a vein. Ygrenโs face softened. He wrapped his arm about Tank and pulled him up into another long kiss. This time as their mouths joined he near picked Tank up swung him around to lay him on the bed. The kiss ended with Ygren sitting on Tanks thighs, his teeth teasing at his lips.
Ygren smiled down at Tank, โwe have some time left until you are ready. You just lie stillโ
He traced his fingers down Tanks torso, Seemingly enjoying the recent growth of chest hair Tank had developed. Tank looked up at the beautiful being, enjoying just lying there. He was so used to being in complete control, adhering to his fatherโs strict concept of manhood. No wonder Ripp seemed to revel in his disorderly life. Now Tank just lay there letting (the still completely clothed) Ygren take control. The long green fingers were creepign down towards his groin. They avoided his dick, teasingly heading to his inner thigh. The other hand followed and cupped his balls as his thigh was being stroked. His dick was leaking precum, it flexed involuntarily against his belly. Ygren ran one finger straight up his shaft and the other hand still cupped his balls. Tank watched his thumb in his between his teeth as Ygren lent down and ran his tongue up where his finger had just been. He shifted himself further down the bed, pulling Tanks legs wide as he went. Again he licked up Tankโs dick and then put his lips over the tip. Tank felt the sucking and involuntarily thrust up. Ygren sniggered, the humming vibrated through his mouth and Tank just about came there and then. He bit down hard on his thumb. Ygren kept going taking him in bit by bit, his tongue flicked across the sensitive seam below the tip. Tank found himself grunting out loud with every new bit of pleasure. He felt constantly on the edge of cumming. Ygren was going so slowly, one hand wrapped around the base. The other was caressing Tanks balls, Ygren fingers were long and Tank could feel one finger creeping down his taint. It teased at his ass hair before lightly touching at his hole. Just lightly exploring. It was when that finger pushed at him there that he lost it. He curled up around himself and Ygren as he came into the aliens mouth. Ygren swallowed. The tall alien lightly pulled himself up to Tanks face again. There was a quizzical smile on his face, as if he was making sure Tank had really enjoyed it. He was heavy over Tankโs body, the hardness of his own dick was pushed up against Tankโs thigh. They lay like that, quietly, Ygren had his head on Tankโs chest listening to his heatbeat. Tank played with the aliens hair. Eventually Ygren stood and walked over to the screen.
โItโs time.โ He touched Tankโs belly, a sad look on his face.
Tank put his own hand on Ygrenโs. He wasnโt afraid, but he was apprehensive. He had no idea what would happen to him after Ygren dropped him back in Strangetown. He looked up into the tall mans eyes, they were the most alien part of him. Ygren began pulling his clothes off. Like Johnny he was lean and his muscles rippled with every movement. His member was long and curved like Johnnyโs but wider. The tip pulsed the same as Johnnyโs but actually opened in a blue crinkled edge along the slit. it weeped a pale blue fluid. This time Ygren was not so tender, he pushed Tanks legs apart and up. He let his dick rub along Tankโs crack as he kissed him hard, sucking Tanks tongue into his own mouth. He pulled back and splayed Tankโs cheeks, one hand pushed a finger slowly into Tank. The other caressed his own dick, more of the pale fluid flowed out. He began rubbing it into Tankโs hole, his long green fingers sinking deeper. Tank felt shivers of heat radiate through his body with every push in there. With every push he felt himself relax down there to accommodate. And yet with every push explosions of sensations filled his mind. Ygren pulled the finger out and guided his dick to the hole. His eye, glints in the abyss, held Tanks as he slowly pushed the thick tip in. Tank gasped, for a moment the feeling blinded him. Pain tangled in bursting pleasure. Ygrenโs hands held his waist and with steel he pulled Tank further onto him. Tank was no longer grunting, with every thrust deeper a cry would escape his lips.
Once Ygren stopped, regret painted on his face. Tank growled โYgren, oh fuck, please more.โ His hands dug into Ygrens on his hip and pulled himself further on. His entire body was slick with sweat, but Ygren held him fast and kept going. Soon he was all the way in and under every cry that they both let out there was the slap of flesh on flesh. Ygren slammed into him over and over, his lips curled back over clenched teeth, eyes wide. Tank couldnโt hold and came watching those endless eyes, his body arched. The fire streamed through every bit of him. Even as he was still blind with the pleasure a new sensation emerged into his consciousness. A piercing inside, sharp digging and then a slithering crawling. Ygren had stopped trusting, now he just held himself inside Tank, his hands digging into his skin. His face was open and blank. The pain inside grew, until Tank was screaming wordlessly and spasming violently. Then it was done and Ygren was pulling himself out. The writhing coils pulled themselves back inside him as he collapsed beside Tank. The pain had subsided to a throbbing ache. Tank curled up on his side and sobbed. Ygren spooned around him and held him until he was calm.
They didnโt say much after, Ygren. Laid him back down on his back as he had woken. He kissed him goodbye and the white light filled his head.
I get so excited when Iโm scrolling through and an abnormally long comment catches my eye thatโs clearly a little off topic. I know itโs going to be you. I hope you write fucked up romance novels in your spare time. I think youโd make a mint.
Theyโd have to be pretty old. Rosebud doesnโt work nowadays. But I guess that means their pixelation is better. These damn young adults with their damn high-res pixels.
If a tv isn't a tv, then what does he think a tv actually is? Some flat box with tiny actors in it, jumping around and shit? It's like the worst riddle ever. What is a screen if it's not a screen? Pixels.
Except for older CRT TV's. Those are scanlines. Just scanlines floating in the air. Not a TV. I used to say "hey Dad, anything good on the old scanlines tonight?" And he'd say "shut up, you're making sound waves that are stimulating the tiny hairs in my cochlea which are interfering with those being produced by the scanlines".
A bunch of electrons moving through a raster of metal molecules isn't a bunch of electrons moving through a raster of metal molecules, it's a group of quark pairs that get together to move through spacetime in the same general direction as the string of atoms arranged in a particularly specific way to form what we know as metals.
I'm still in my 5th year of high school, we haven't learned about quarks yet. I guess you won, you are even more verysmart than my genius and perfect self.
I don't think you learn about them in school, I don't know how school works in your country but I am going to start 6th grade of high school in a couple of months so we are not too far appart. If you are interested in learning google them, you won't learn every detail about their quantom properties (I don't either) but you'll know they are there and you'll sound much cooler lol.
Not just "at some point in their life". They have always consumed DHMO in the 24 hour period preceding the shooting, yet the correlation continues to be ignored.
Of course, the back of my phone is just electricity, not metal or plastic, pure, unaltered electricity.
LAVATORR ยท 114 points ยท Posted at 13:30:00 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I can't speak for everyone, if I may b exact, but my phone is the one they used at the end of Gremlins 2 to capture Electricity Gremlin (don't know his Christian name, want to b exact, please let me know if you have the answer)
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 14:30:50 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Wow I love this comment. And he was officially referred to as Electricity Gremlin, they never named him and then used him like a child suicide bomber. Pretty sad actually :/
Although IIRC he had already murdered a scientist.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:22:37 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
๐ iโm crying. this is my favorite comment. ever
[deleted] ยท -10 points ยท Posted at 10:52:24 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Well technically it is the netย attractiveย portion of theย potential energyย of an ion in a crystal that is dependent on the following: the square of theย electric chargeย of anย electron, theย Boltzmann constant, the inverse of the distance between ions, as well as theย Madelung constant
Kurcide ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 12:43:03 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
At least youโre already in the right sub
Clunse ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 12:12:46 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
yaosio ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 12:59:02 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Squiggles are not squiggles, they are a series of discreet marks that appear to be a single whole from your perspective.
kakemot ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 13:30:31 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Discreet marks are not discreet marks, they are relatively small groups of composite materials bound to the paper, emitting a different wavelenght of light
Nytra ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:44:14 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Composite materials are not composite materials, they are structures of particles bound together by various intermolecular forces of attraction.
vega_exe ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:58:48 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Particles are not particles, they are structures made up by sub atomic quarks and gluons stuck together by the nuclear forces.
Nytra ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:04:33 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Can we go deeper?
vega_exe ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:27:38 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Quarks and Gluons aren't quarks and Gluons, they are just quantum extradimensional strings using Gravitrons to vibrate in certain patterns which correspond to a certain particle and charge. Which resemble a particle in realspace.
Feel stoopid yit?
kRkthOr ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:20:47 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
AFAIK, no.
LAVATORR ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 13:25:05 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Oh shit, I know New Year's was last month but is too late to say that New Year's is an arbitrarily designated holiday invented by humans with zero astronomical significance?
T0BBER ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 12:26:24 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I get the feeling that he has seen this video, where they say colours in a screen are an illusion, and a couple of other things. He just misinterprets the whole thing (obviously).
LAVATORR ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 13:47:36 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Electricity is not a buzzword, it's a hilariously broad concept that everyone knows about, to b exact
FGHIK ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:20:38 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He's trying to get across the old "This is not a pipe" concept, but completely failing by listing the screen and device itself instead of the things displayed.
norflowk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:03:37 on February 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
No, he's saying we all live in the Matrix and our entire reality is a fabricated virtual simulation consisting of fundamental units called "pixels".
gpoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:56:27 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I think heโs gone down the โwe live in the Matrixโ rabbit hole where reality is a simulation. That doesnโt explain how everything is โelectricityโ.
Something, something pixels.. what? I thought my phone was mined from the phone mountain where there's great deposit of phone ore there, but it was pixels all along! This phone isn't made out of phone - it's pixels!
Turns out you have a pixel fetish. Itโs actually the most popular fetish in the world.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:38:28 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Pixels are atoms women are atoms were all just horny for each other live in peace โ๐ป also fuck the earth and fuck the moon literally hmmm electricity
Costyyy ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 12:17:47 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
No no, nothing is what you think it is. the dog you've seen the other day in the park? Not a dog. The food you're eating rn? Not food! Y'all staring at atoms. Particles to be exact.
LAVATORR ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:50:59 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Now hold on, to b exact, we've all been having a good time laughing about this, but don't be stupid. Dogs are made of dogs. We all learned this in like third grade.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:39:35 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Itโs funny, cause that would actually apply to the images on your screen. But the device itself is a tangible item, so it doesnt even apply here whatsoever.
Itโs like saying โthe map isnโt a map, itโs just paper and inkโ instead of โthe map isnโt the territoryโ.
FGHIK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:24:31 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Only difference is that guy knew what he was talking about. This guy clearly missed the point, since he thinks the screen and device thenselves are illusions.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:49:25 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This genius just put me in my place.
Revlyk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:50:38 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
My natural reaction to reading that was to just hit the downvote and move on. Until I realized it's /r/iamverysmart. Enjoy your upvote.
This guy is so freaking stupid - a screen is a screen. Itโs a screen made of pixels. It isnโt just pixels. A tv is the same, so is a phone. And pixels arenโt electricity.
Feel stupid yet, sunshine?
papaj241 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:47:56 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
If youโre going to act smart on social media at least have good grammar.
blhall92 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:56:25 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"I was playing this video game. You were, like, dating ghosts or something. And I was really into it, played it like 24/7. Until this one afternoon and suddenly, like, something broke. It was just like...pixels. The characters on screen...I felt like I knew them. They weren't people anymore. They were just shapes. And their lines were just things someone had written. They never existed. They never had feelings. They never would exist, either. And it felt so sad, like I'd just lost these real people, and this whole thing we had, it was just... me alone.
"And like, that realization like dumped out of the screen and into real life. Went outside and the tree out front, I looked at it every day, it was like a friend outside my window. Now it was just a thing... just a thing that was there. Growing and eating and just being there. Like all the stuff I felt about the tree was just in my head.
"And there was some guy walking by, and he was just shapes. Just like this moving bulk of... stuff. And I cried. Because nothing was there for me anymore. It was all just stuff. Stuff in the universe. Just...dead.
"And the next day was that softball game and Andy was the pitcher when I was up. And he was just shapes, too. Just lines someone wrote. Like nothing in there. And I was so scared and angry and just...I dunno.
"Before I knew it I was on top of him. Smashing his face in with the bat.
You're not actually looking at pixels, you're looking at atoms. Duh. We all know that you're never looking at a thing, you're looking at its parts. I'm not looking at a cat, I'm looking at cells. I'm not looking at a book, I'm looking at paper.
I don't think this is that bad, although I don't really get his point. How is staring at pixels worse than staring at a TV? I also don't get the part about electricity.
At no point during your incoherent ramblings did you form anything close to a sentence. Everyone in this room is now dumber from reading it. I award you no points, and my God have mercy on your soul.
A stove is a stove
No matter where you go
A patty is a patty
That's what I say
A grill is a grill
This is surely so
And fries should be fries
Either way
But this grill is not a home
This is not the stove I know
skewp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:14:19 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
And solid isnโt actually solid. Oh brother. A tv is still a tv; Just because it displays pixels with LEDs, or whatever, through electricity, doesnโt mean itโs not a tv. Itโs funny when ignorant people think they are smart.
orojinn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:23:03 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Atoms, you, me, them all Atoms!
CzarMesa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:23:25 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Ah yes. Watts, amps, ohms, volts
and of course, pixels.
jihgers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:25:17 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Heโs too smart to have the โeโ there
Micp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:26:27 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going to turn my phone off and stare at my not screen, also pull the battery out so I'm not staring at electricity just to be sure it's not a screen.
And static is actually background radiation from the beginning of time. You are literally looking at the beginning of the universe when you tv plays static.
I donโt get people like this man.. He probably saw that in one of those 1 minute videos on his Facebook stream and thought he gained +40 IQ points and suddenly became too smart for this world.
n4rk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:20:50 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Water isn't water
You're drinking hydrogen and oxygen
Feel stupid yet?
All of those sentences ("A TV isn't a TV") are incoherent. He could have said "A flarpen isn't a flarpen" and it would also be obviously false, even though "flarpen" isn't a word, because whatever it is, it's a flarpen. You can't say something is not itself. That's like one of the first things they teach you in philosophy class. Then, from there, you learn how to construct an argument (a particular kind of argument). And if your argument ends with something that is obviously false (something like "A TV is not a TV") it's called reductio ad absurdum: it shows that your first assumption (or one of them) is wrong. So this dude is starting out stupid and trying to prove something with that. And it just gets worse.
Before you guys lynch me, I know what sub I'm on, and I'm not trying to be snarky. I'm practicing my philosophy knowledge - I have an exam in two weeks ๐
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:03:44 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
No all those things are those things. Whatโs on a screen isnโt what the phone or tv is. This guy must feel like killing himself cuz heโs a useless moron with ideas like this
What if I told you that your phone had the necessary pixels to potentially form a nude picture of any girl you can think of doing anything you can imagine? Itโs just a question of getting the pixels to display the correct colour in the correct position on the screen.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:56 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:32 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing is anything anymore! I'm not a human I am just a series of quantum uncertainties and farts. My mom isn't my mom! She is just a bundle of goop. THE REVELATIONS! This man is the second coming. So much more smarter now.
Zoso008 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:17 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
If we're all staring at "just pixels" then why did you bother writing that? Because apparently words in pixel form mean absolutely nothing since they're just pixels amirite? Feel dome yat? ;))))
ACmaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:01 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Our whole life and universe is a simulation and thus they're pixels. Feel dumb yet?
The Matrix to b exact.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:12 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
what do these buttons with letters do i don't know what's happening can someone call DAN HEY DAN CAN YOU HELP ME WITH THIS COMPUTER MACHINE BECAUSE IT'S JUST LiGHTS
Helix-09 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:06 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A person isnโt a person, itโs just cells. Also, those cells arenโt even cells, theyโre just Atoms. And those Atoms arenโt even Atoms, they are just strings. No, not strings like you think of you family guy watcher, but strings that make up the 11 dimensions which you canโt even comprehend. I would tell you to watch rick and morty but you wouldnโt understand it anyways. Later ๐คทโโ๏ธ.
Yes, a TV is pretty much pixels. But they're pixels moving in rapid succession as to display an image and give the illusion that it's moving. Seeing things on the the moving image pixel box is entertaining. People like watching things.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:18:22 on April 22, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Saved comment
dionnash5432 ยท 2708 points ยท Posted at 07:24:27 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Mom, it's not porn. It's just pixels. Jeez, calm down.
up48 ยท 761 points ยท Posted at 13:30:56 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It's not a bong it's just glass.
ephialtes097 ยท 541 points ยท Posted at 13:33:17 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
No no no itโs clearly an Xbox card
TheGamingSponge ยท 371 points ยท Posted at 13:43:37 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
W-what the fffrick?
[deleted] ยท 83 points ยท Posted at 20:48:46 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
No cursing in this christian sub
NeonJaguars ยท 65 points ยท Posted at 21:10:14 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
heck
RevisedRegret ยท 65 points ยท Posted at 21:46:15 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Banned
RedditAddiction_ ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 22:21:22 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Heck off
NeonJaguars ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 21:56:10 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
frick you
ElkTF2 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 22:41:26 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
h*gwash i got banned from my fav sub :(
RevisedRegret ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:22:28 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Double banned
sardonically_argued ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:07:51 on February 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
what the frick frack snick snack
jame_neff ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 00:40:21 on February 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You're on thin fucking ice
yujuismypuppy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:48:34 on February 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You too.
unrenewable_resource ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:38:27 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Banned
TheBullMooseParty ยท 93 points ยท Posted at 14:52:38 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I mean - Xbox remote
LegitStrela ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:22:03 on February 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
... And that's just a microphone under my bed
[deleted] ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 17:01:27 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It looks like a vase for a bunch of like . . . things?
RavetcoFX ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 14:53:34 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm happy to still see this reference
grungebot5000 ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 15:54:10 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
thx for the heads up, i found it
10000_vegetables ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 14:15:39 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A vase for storing things!
the_fat_whisperer ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:21:57 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I store smoke and water in my vases like a magician.
dcasarinc ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:23:39 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Its not a bong, its just like a vase for a bunch of like things
BaconWrapedAsparagus ยท 90 points ยท Posted at 15:02:26 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"No, your honor it is not child pornography, it is simply pictures of 7 year old electrons. Feel dumb yet?"
kaanfight ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:02:28 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It then took the Jury ten seconds to find u/BaconWrappedAsparagus guilty.
yujuismypuppy ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:50:16 on February 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You had an extra P
kaanfight ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:52:08 on February 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It then took the Jury ten seconds to find u/yujuismypuppy guilty
losviking ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 14:38:12 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I tried this with the FBI once, it didn't work
famalamo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:01:48 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus fuck
JokerGotham_Deserves ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:41:00 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, isn't a lot of it usually just pixels?
whatsthatbutt ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:04:13 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Its not gay, its just homosexual
erhue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:16:41 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
*jizz
SuperVGA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:41:54 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Wherever you turn
you find pixels everyday!
TheNerdyMupton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:59:56 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It's not atoms. It's a mass of muons, gluons, and quarks.
aantarey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:51 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I was watching pixels and muscles became became as hard as bone
diesel456 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:42 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Electricity to b exact
Scott19888 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:39 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Giiz, calm down.
CuddlePirate420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:09:17 on February 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It's just 1's and 0's!
thellllvirtuoso ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:49:28 on June 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
If itโs Japanese porn literally yes
ustbota ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:33:46 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
wow. thanks for this.
[deleted] ยท 7515 points ยท Posted at 06:31:13 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a big dumb idiot carrying this electricity around. Just walking around with my pixels hanging out
down_vote_magnet ยท 4234 points ยท Posted at 07:24:52 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I see youโre from Japan.
philandlilkill ยท 991 points ยท Posted at 07:38:54 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Or a Sims character.
Brenttouza ยท 344 points ยท Posted at 12:18:49 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Aren't we all Sims characters tho?
Eran-of-Arcadia ยท 229 points ยท Posted at 12:23:36 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Someone needs to enter the rosebud cheat soon.
loopvroot ยท 206 points ยท Posted at 12:25:26 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Iโll enter your rosebud soon
jackfrostbyte ยท 140 points ยท Posted at 13:10:02 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Holy crap, a new house just appeared out of nowhere! Check out my new TV and potted plant! I love them!
Fuck that lamp though, it fills me with rage!
[deleted] ยท 187 points ยท Posted at 13:11:00 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What tv? You mean pixels? Feel dumb yet?
quantum_paradoxx ยท 113 points ยท Posted at 13:51:59 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Electricity to b exact
_demetri_ ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 13:58:24 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It wasnโt cold when he woke. He had not expected that in The Sims World: Alien Expansion Pack...
It pushed his hand down and let it rest on the surface again. Tank took the moment to look around. It was a small room, the walls glowing with an ambient pure white light, there was no TV and everything was slightly pixelated. It was clean and bare, not like hospitals Tank knew, but still it had a clinical air. The alien was wearing skin hugging clothes, in a soft grey. Itโs arms were bare. It was sitting on a stool next to the bed. With a few quick practiced movements it reached under the table for something that it then placed on Tankโs wrist for a moment. There was a prickling feeling spread up his arm and then dissipated.
โThere,โ it said, โnow you may sit up if you wish.โ As Tank righted himself it spoke. โDo you feel any fear?โ
Tank shook his head slowly, โno. What, why donโtโฆโ
The being smiled slightly โFear would control you completely if I allowed it.โ
โA drug?โ asked Tank.
โYes.โ
โOh. What now?โ
โPollination. Your body must be prepared, your immune system is being updated. We have approximately an hour.โ The alien changed the subject โYou are young, my instruments indicate that you are not fully grown? I didnโt see this when I selected you. There are limits to the outer scanners. I apologize for this, but you are still capable of bearing and I cannot stop now.โ
Tank nodded slowly, โhow will youโฆโ
โThere is an instrument, insertion will be quick. You must be awake, but it will be painless. I will then wipe your memory and take you back to you home.โ
โOh, I thoughtโฆโ
The alien flicked itโs eyes over him, โthat is another way, I would never force... that... upon someone. Desperation drives us to forced pollination, but we will not step over that line.โ
Tank stared blankly at the walls for a moment. He knew he should be feeling something else right now. Fear or even anger, but instead he felt hungry? No it was something else, something to do with green hands.
โOk, whatโฆ I know its pointless, but what can I call you.โ
โI am pollination Technician 12, but call me Ygren. I am, by you Simโs limited concept of gender, for the most part, a man.โ
โIโm Tank.โ
Ygren turned his head to the side, โisnโt that what you call those silly armoured vehicles your army uses?โ
โYes.โ
Ygren laughed, the humming that accompanied his voice rumbled through the room.
Tank smiled back, โits a shitty name.โ
โNo,โ said Ygren, โit suits, even for a young one, you are big for a Sim.โ He placed a long fingered hand on Tanks upper arm, โstrong like a Tank.โ
Tankโs hand moved hold Ygenโs before he could control himself, โIโm not even half as strong as you.โ
Ygren said nothing, his eyes widened and his mouth opened slightly. Tank suddenly felt extremely aware of his nakedness.
Ygren stood and stepped back quickly. Tank cupped his hands over his dick as he watched the tall man move. Ygren was very tall. Taller than Johnny by at least half a foot. He moved gracefully to a screen and traced his hands over it, Tank found nothing familiar in what he saw on the screen.
โI want it,โ Tank said, surprising himself, โthe other way. With you. Maybe itโs your drug talking but if you are going to do this then do it that way.โ
Ygren looked at Tank, narrow eyes, one elegant green hand ran through his red hair.
โPlease. Ygren.โ
It was using his name that did it. Ygren was next to Tank in a step. He cupped Tanks head in his hands and bent down. The kiss was like fire. Ygrenโs lips were hot and dry, his breath filled Tankโs mouth. Their tongues met, tentatively at first, but Ygren pushed his into Tanks mouth running it over Tankโs teeth. Ygren was not smiling when he pulled away.
โItโs been a long while since my name has been used like that.โ He said, โAre you sure?โ
Tank lifted his hands from his groin, โyeah, Iโm pretty sure.โ
Ygren stood hunched over the sitting Tank, one hand running through Tankโs buzzcut. He let the other fall down Tanks spine. His face was solemn as he spoke. โOnce I amโฆ inside you, I wonโt be able to stop. The process, there will be pain as well as pleasure, I will be changing your body.โ
Tank didnโt really have words, he knew pain. He knew pain from the people closest to him. Pain was a part of him. He pulled the Ygrenโs hand down to his face. The inside was pale and translucent like his eyelids. Tank traced a vein. Ygrenโs face softened. He wrapped his arm about Tank and pulled him up into another long kiss. This time as their mouths joined he near picked Tank up swung him around to lay him on the bed. The kiss ended with Ygren sitting on Tanks thighs, his teeth teasing at his lips.
Ygren smiled down at Tank, โwe have some time left until you are ready. You just lie stillโ
He traced his fingers down Tanks torso, Seemingly enjoying the recent growth of chest hair Tank had developed. Tank looked up at the beautiful being, enjoying just lying there. He was so used to being in complete control, adhering to his fatherโs strict concept of manhood. No wonder Ripp seemed to revel in his disorderly life. Now Tank just lay there letting (the still completely clothed) Ygren take control. The long green fingers were creepign down towards his groin. They avoided his dick, teasingly heading to his inner thigh. The other hand followed and cupped his balls as his thigh was being stroked. His dick was leaking precum, it flexed involuntarily against his belly. Ygren ran one finger straight up his shaft and the other hand still cupped his balls. Tank watched his thumb in his between his teeth as Ygren lent down and ran his tongue up where his finger had just been. He shifted himself further down the bed, pulling Tanks legs wide as he went. Again he licked up Tankโs dick and then put his lips over the tip. Tank felt the sucking and involuntarily thrust up. Ygren sniggered, the humming vibrated through his mouth and Tank just about came there and then. He bit down hard on his thumb. Ygren kept going taking him in bit by bit, his tongue flicked across the sensitive seam below the tip. Tank found himself grunting out loud with every new bit of pleasure. He felt constantly on the edge of cumming. Ygren was going so slowly, one hand wrapped around the base. The other was caressing Tanks balls, Ygren fingers were long and Tank could feel one finger creeping down his taint. It teased at his ass hair before lightly touching at his hole. Just lightly exploring. It was when that finger pushed at him there that he lost it. He curled up around himself and Ygren as he came into the aliens mouth. Ygren swallowed. The tall alien lightly pulled himself up to Tanks face again. There was a quizzical smile on his face, as if he was making sure Tank had really enjoyed it. He was heavy over Tankโs body, the hardness of his own dick was pushed up against Tankโs thigh. They lay like that, quietly, Ygren had his head on Tankโs chest listening to his heatbeat. Tank played with the aliens hair. Eventually Ygren stood and walked over to the screen.
โItโs time.โ He touched Tankโs belly, a sad look on his face.
Tank put his own hand on Ygrenโs. He wasnโt afraid, but he was apprehensive. He had no idea what would happen to him after Ygren dropped him back in Strangetown. He looked up into the tall mans eyes, they were the most alien part of him. Ygren began pulling his clothes off. Like Johnny he was lean and his muscles rippled with every movement. His member was long and curved like Johnnyโs but wider. The tip pulsed the same as Johnnyโs but actually opened in a blue crinkled edge along the slit. it weeped a pale blue fluid. This time Ygren was not so tender, he pushed Tanks legs apart and up. He let his dick rub along Tankโs crack as he kissed him hard, sucking Tanks tongue into his own mouth. He pulled back and splayed Tankโs cheeks, one hand pushed a finger slowly into Tank. The other caressed his own dick, more of the pale fluid flowed out. He began rubbing it into Tankโs hole, his long green fingers sinking deeper. Tank felt shivers of heat radiate through his body with every push in there. With every push he felt himself relax down there to accommodate. And yet with every push explosions of sensations filled his mind. Ygren pulled the finger out and guided his dick to the hole. His eye, glints in the abyss, held Tanks as he slowly pushed the thick tip in. Tank gasped, for a moment the feeling blinded him. Pain tangled in bursting pleasure. Ygrenโs hands held his waist and with steel he pulled Tank further onto him. Tank was no longer grunting, with every thrust deeper a cry would escape his lips.
Once Ygren stopped, regret painted on his face. Tank growled โYgren, oh fuck, please more.โ His hands dug into Ygrens on his hip and pulled himself further on. His entire body was slick with sweat, but Ygren held him fast and kept going. Soon he was all the way in and under every cry that they both let out there was the slap of flesh on flesh. Ygren slammed into him over and over, his lips curled back over clenched teeth, eyes wide. Tank couldnโt hold and came watching those endless eyes, his body arched. The fire streamed through every bit of him. Even as he was still blind with the pleasure a new sensation emerged into his consciousness. A piercing inside, sharp digging and then a slithering crawling. Ygren had stopped trusting, now he just held himself inside Tank, his hands digging into his skin. His face was open and blank. The pain inside grew, until Tank was screaming wordlessly and spasming violently. Then it was done and Ygren was pulling himself out. The writhing coils pulled themselves back inside him as he collapsed beside Tank. The pain had subsided to a throbbing ache. Tank curled up on his side and sobbed. Ygren spooned around him and held him until he was calm.
They didnโt say much after, Ygren. Laid him back down on his back as he had woken. He kissed him goodbye and the white light filled his head.
delleyted ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 14:17:57 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
what did i just read?
ItalicsWhore ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 14:54:21 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You read it?
Bob49459 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:30:48 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Can you tell me?
audiodormant ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:23:17 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Demetri. If you see a big wall of text in the future double check that it isnโt him before reading he did one about silly wonka that fucked me up.
LakerBull ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:09:04 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Modern art
GulGarak ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:32:02 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He's copy/pasting fan fiction. Just copy any somewhat unique looking sentence into Google with quotes and you'll generally find the source.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/4756058
Seen him do it a few other places too.
carnylove ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 14:44:05 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I get so excited when Iโm scrolling through and an abnormally long comment catches my eye thatโs clearly a little off topic. I know itโs going to be you. I hope you write fucked up romance novels in your spare time. I think youโd make a mint.
audiodormant ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:23:46 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I get scared whenever I see demitri
breadwinger ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 15:35:32 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
well my memories of the sims 2 have changed forever
long_roy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:06:37 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
R/Rule_34 is leaking...in more ways than one...
Drummcycle ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:43 on February 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
why are you spamming this grabage
philandlilkill ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:37:12 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
We did it! We went full circle!
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 13:40:32 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, how cool is it having this free stuff!
Wait, where did the door go? How do I get out of this room?
Shit, my stove just caught on fire
LeilaTonks ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:17:34 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This comment! I actually lolโd
low_calorie_doughnut ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:48:30 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Theyโd have to be pretty old. Rosebud doesnโt work nowadays. But I guess that means their pixelation is better. These damn young adults with their damn high-res pixels.
Eran-of-Arcadia ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:22:26 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
There are (depending on the game) cheats or mods to remove the pixels, if you want ken-doll anatomy instead.
low_calorie_doughnut ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:23:39 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
These damn young adults and their optional blatant public nudity
wibblewafs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:04:04 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I used the Sim City 2000 money cheat "cass", and everything was fine for a while up until it all ended in disaster.
LjSpike ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 12:51:11 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Simcity characters to b exact.
MartianPortal ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:31:11 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
SHHHHHHHHHHH
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:45:44 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Feel dumb yet?
PM-ME-UR-CUTE-SMILE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:33:44 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
FBI: Hold it right there.
squashedpillow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:55:05 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Itโs improbable that weโre not. Letโs hope so.
Rodry2808 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:12:13 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A Sim is not a Sim. Itโs pixels. Feel dumb yet?
BadInfluenceAF ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:39:56 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Nah i never got laid
nachog2003 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:20:00 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Or an /r/androidcirclejerk moderator.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:20 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Feel dumb yet?
BumblingCumbersnatch ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 07:58:25 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Rock out with your
cockpixelated appendage out.Chewcocca ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 12:08:46 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It could be any appendage
You don't know
MartianPortal ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 12:31:42 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It could be another hand.
It could be a storage pouch.
Yo_Shazam ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 13:39:45 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I see youโre a man of culture as well.
bat-fink ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:18:32 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Now that you mention it, I think i'm turning Japanese!
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:26:03 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I see what you did there
Sobsz ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 12:58:40 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
We all do.
Fernernia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:19:22 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Iโve always wondered if Japanese people are surprised when they see genitals of the opposite sex for the first time.
StupidSexyFlagella ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:22 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
More like pixel, if Japanese.
Atryuki ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 12:51:34 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hey man your pixels are untied
a-handle-has-no-name ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 13:27:30 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Is my phone not a Pixel XL? I'm confused.
BigMeatSwangN ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:45:33 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
But are you really you? Am I really me? Is anybody anybody? You all are looking at cells! Do you feel double dumb yet?
Hermann-The-G ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:38:16 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Every now and then we all jerk off to electricity.
Player8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:13:29 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
There's a t shirt design for hot topic in this comment somewhere.
ReadingIsRadical ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:36:33 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
If a tv isn't a tv, then what does he think a tv actually is? Some flat box with tiny actors in it, jumping around and shit? It's like the worst riddle ever. What is a screen if it's not a screen? Pixels.
kekehippo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:57:09 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Oh yeah? I see the creation of all things, I can see the atoms that make up existence! (just a million times zoomed out)
rjtiger126 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:01:18 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Your epidermis is showing
CaptainReginaldLong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:10:43 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
to b exact.
Nate1257 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:54:20 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I have a Samsung
Mystyckhan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:01 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Please cover your pixels. You're scaring the children. THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN!
lady_buttmunch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:36 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
How big are your pixels? (Asking for a friend)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:01 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
. <=
mentarchis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:12 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Donโt mind me and my pixels..........................::::::::::....
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:45 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a grower not a shower.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:54 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
And you are not a person, youre cells.
lalahellcat ยท 4146 points ยท Posted at 07:26:21 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Except for older CRT TV's. Those are scanlines. Just scanlines floating in the air. Not a TV. I used to say "hey Dad, anything good on the old scanlines tonight?" And he'd say "shut up, you're making sound waves that are stimulating the tiny hairs in my cochlea which are interfering with those being produced by the scanlines".
shadow1515 ยท 1172 points ยท Posted at 10:10:40 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You stimulated your dad's cochlea? I'm sorry that happened to you, did you eventually get some help?
Uchino ยท 234 points ยท Posted at 11:55:07 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He only stimulated his father's tiny hair in cochlea, but just to interfere the prior stimulating by those soundwaves produced in the TV.
butterblaster ยท 193 points ยท Posted at 12:39:32 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A TV is not a TV, dummy.
[deleted] ยท 72 points ยท Posted at 13:54:20 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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Molysridde ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:06:37 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Feel dumb yet?
TheGoigenator ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 14:36:51 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hey man, it's all relative you know, his wife says his hairs are just the right size and any bigger would be painful.
aezart ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 13:42:59 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Better his cochlea than his cloaca.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 13:54:57 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
nature's all in one
TheSpinsterJones ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:00:46 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The one-stop-shop.
TheHumanParacite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:15:33 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hey! How did you know my daddy has an ass mouth ๐
gsloane ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 14:39:40 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
My dad would walk around all day with his epidermis showing.
LunarD3ATH ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:12:46 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Don't apologize to the person who does the stimulating. He's not the victim here, his poor father is for having to process those sound waves.
TheAmazinRaisin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:13:54 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
youre thinking of his dads cloaca
fox_eyed_man ยท 187 points ยท Posted at 13:45:54 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Your family isnโt a family. Your dad isnโt your dad. Youโve all been caring about cells. Feel dumb yet?
Makewhatyouwant ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 14:05:22 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
They are just AT and CG pairs wrapped in cells. Feel disembodied yet?
bad_papaji ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 14:13:36 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Mitochondria to b exact
thipp ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:07:42 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Your cells aren't your cells. You've all been caring about quarks. Feel dumb yet?
Uchino ยท 67 points ยท Posted at 11:53:20 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Sound waves are produced by the loudspeakers and not by the scan lines.
HyruleanHyroe ยท 105 points ยท Posted at 12:56:39 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Loudspeakers aren't loudspeakers, they're vibrations.
FearrMe ยท 83 points ยท Posted at 13:41:34 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
electricity to be exact
TassadarsClResT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:52 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Electro Magnetism to be exact. You detect the magnetic field getting stronger or weaker.
Feel dumb yet?
floppywanger ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:15:48 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Loudspeakers actually aren't vibrations, they're pressure waves produced by moving a diaphragm using induction. Dumb feels yet?
hiphopnurse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:19:46 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Vibrations aren't vibrations, they're energy. Feel dumb yet?
LAVATORR ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 13:23:25 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
ARE THEY POWERED BY ELECTRICITY
PEOPLE I AM JUST TRYING TO B EXACT HERE
digitalwolverine ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:52:49 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Tell that to the high pitched squeal emanating from every CRT ever
Malamodon ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 13:15:39 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The single group of RGB phosphors are called Triads.
LAVATORR ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 13:22:17 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Okay fine, point taken, but if we're bing exact, aren't those all electricities?
fox_eyed_man ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 13:46:43 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What plants crave?
x740xWastedx ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:56:31 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Brawndo itโs got what plants crave
LaughingBoulder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:09:56 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It's got electrolytes
Dotf1337 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 13:54:59 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
And then the entire family stood up and clapped
Torcal4 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:21:16 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
And that family's name? Einstein.
sgtjoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:18:34 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
But did you both feel dumb!?
Yes_I_am_racist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:28:57 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
TV is not a TV. It actually means television. Feel dumb yet?
Ersthelfer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:01:39 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The scanlines aren't producing sound waves loud enough to stimulate the tiny hairs in his cochlea.
What a dumb place where shit comes out!
lRoninlcolumbo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:02 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Feel dumb yet?
o-bento ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:17 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, your dad sounds like he really went to college good. I'm gelatinous.
cronos844 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:58 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
And thus Bertrand Russell wrote his famous article โOn Denoting.โ
Mr__Booby_Buyer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:58 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Did you see the Slow Mo guys video on CRTs
NotsoGreatsword ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:04:16 on February 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This comment is going to make me embarrass myself in the waiting room
LamborghiniJones ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:39:58 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Feel dumb yet?
The-Prophet-Muhammad ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:57:18 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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infinitude ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:46:20 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
R E L A T A B L E
MiddleCole ยท 2397 points ยท Posted at 06:53:39 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A shirt isn't a shirt. It's cotton.
Lehot ยท 752 points ยท Posted at 06:59:26 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A book isn't a book. It's letters.
Zootyr ยท 482 points ยท Posted at 08:45:16 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The rain isn't rain. It's dihydrogen monoxide.
architkhandelwal47 ยท 276 points ยท Posted at 11:41:42 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Reddit isn't a webpage.It's HTML
hotpocketmann ยท 223 points ยท Posted at 12:02:06 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Fun isn't fun, it's dopamine
HyruleanHyroe ยท 194 points ยท Posted at 12:55:50 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Coffee isn't coffee, it's bean-water.
psdnmstr01 ยท 143 points ยท Posted at 13:14:53 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Tea isn't tea, it's hot leaf juice.
naynayneurobiology ยท 82 points ยท Posted at 13:45:47 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Money isnโt money, itโs fun coupons.
TheDrunkenOwl ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 14:21:46 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Corn isn't corn, it's poop pockets.
hotpocketmann ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 14:42:28 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Don't trust anything that goes out the way it comes in
TheDrunkenOwl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:44:34 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Matchbox cars
deathmyself ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:08:46 on February 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
so we should all cut our dick off?
pseudosopo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:56:57 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Circlejerk isn't circling...
aantarey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:09 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
And i lost that ticket accidently
Harry_Flugelman ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:56:25 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
And my Axe!!
SHILLDETECT ยท -10 points ยท Posted at 13:50:44 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Fun isn't fun, it's dopamine.
hotpocketmann ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 14:43:17 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
How shameless of a repost can you get, at least go to a different thread
Bob49459 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 14:32:07 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Iroh disappointed.
Cptncarrot ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:08:20 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
How could a member of my own family say something so horrible?
grungebot5000 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:49:38 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I cannot believe my own nephew would say such a thing
DaedricRob ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:46:03 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
How could you say something so horrible?
U8336Tea ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:40:23 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
เฒ _เฒ
Orionweblab ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 12:20:22 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
No, html is on a webpage which is on a computer which is just pixels!! itiot!!! /s
msg45f ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 13:33:33 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
which is just electricity. feel dumb yet?
apparentchild ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:57:24 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What's a computer?
ThePixelCoder ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:16:29 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You mean a bunch of metal and plastic and stuff that transmit electricity?Silly me. Electricity isn't electricity. It's a bunch of electrons moving through a raster of metal molecules.
Joseelmax ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:40:11 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A bunch of electrons moving through a raster of metal molecules isn't a bunch of electrons moving through a raster of metal molecules, it's a group of quark pairs that get together to move through spacetime in the same general direction as the string of atoms arranged in a particularly specific way to form what we know as metals.
ThePixelCoder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:55:56 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm still in my 5th year of high school, we haven't learned about quarks yet. I guess you won, you are even more verysmart than my genius and perfect self.
Joseelmax ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:07:56 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think you learn about them in school, I don't know how school works in your country but I am going to start 6th grade of high school in a couple of months so we are not too far appart. If you are interested in learning google them, you won't learn every detail about their quantom properties (I don't either) but you'll know they are there and you'll sound much cooler lol.
ThePixelCoder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:16:00 on February 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks, I like chemistry and physics, so I think it's pretty interesting. I'll look it up sometime.
gravgun ยท 109 points ยท Posted at 09:50:08 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
And it's killing us all
HyruleanHyroe ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 12:54:26 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
DHMO has been in evidence at EVERY SINGLE school shooting in the last twenty years.
BeaversAndExiles ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 13:22:09 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Not only that, the school shooters have CONSISTENTLY been found to have at some point in their life consumed DHMO in some shape or form.
Benana2222 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:17:31 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Not just "at some point in their life". They have always consumed DHMO in the 24 hour period preceding the shooting, yet the correlation continues to be ignored.
jbourne0129 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:50:15 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Fact: All serial killers are bread eaters.
rezerox ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:08:20 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
except the rarely mentioned "gluten-free garroter" and the "paleo punctioner" and the "pescatarian promenade pincushioner"
deathmyself ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:10:05 on February 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I don't eat bread, so I guess I'm not a serial killer?
God, you don't know how much you just relieved the family in the basement.
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 10:49:43 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
H2O fam
nachog2003 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:27:19 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
100% of people who drink dihydrogen monoxide die.
WingedPanda77 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 11:57:43 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's what I said, sodium chloride.
ahegazii ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:59:32 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
An ass isn't an ass. it's flesh
deathmyself ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:11:02 on February 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Flesh and blood, Shylock.
ahegazii ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:04:57 on February 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Depends on the ass ._.
CaptainReginaldLong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:11:42 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Ban dihydrogen monoxide! That's what the government is chemtrailing us with!
FredRogersAMA ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:29:07 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You think those are letters you're reading? Hmph!
epicgasmic ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:37:04 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Ink to b exact
PM_ME_STEAMGAMES_PLS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:32:06 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It's just stained bark.
Little-rolling-bean ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:17:27 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A stove is a stove no matter where you go
Lehot ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:31:44 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A furnance isn't a furnance, it's 8 blocks of cobblestone.
OnyxDarkKnight ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:33:00 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It's actually wood. Feel dumb yet?
hearwa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:35:51 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
No its paper and ink you dum IDOT!!1
StalinHisMustache ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 11:06:40 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Feel naked yet?
MRinvalidusername ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 09:11:19 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Strings to be exact
Creep_in_a_T-shirt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:18:33 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
*molecules
wittyrandomusername ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 11:46:17 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Boy do I feel dumb.
Mucorn ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 13:08:35 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You aren't even seeing cotton, just the light that wasn't absorbed by the cotton
LAVATORR ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:20:38 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Sunlight to b exact
blue-citrus ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:07:03 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Well, phenomenologically speaking, if the shirt presents itself to us as a shirt, then it is indeed a shirt.
Lol Iโm totally kidding. Iโve had 3 days of this philosophy class and I have understood virtually none of it yet. Stay tuned. :)
kRkthOr ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:19:24 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know much about philosophy but this
means you're on the right track.
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 10:48:41 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
75% cotton woven through synthetic polyester 14% with an inkling of moroccan gorilla nose hair to be precise
N9325 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:36:03 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Clothes to be exact
LAVATORR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:19:52 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Cotton is matter to b exact
earthtree1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:11:09 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
child labor to b exact
Erekai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:16:09 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
MIND BLOWN. I feel dumb.
famalamo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:59:15 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Making this post about shirts? Bold move.
mrbeecash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:33:09 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A cotton isnโt cotton. Itโs made of carbon, hydrogen, and oxygen molecules bonded together in a chain.
2big2fail_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:09 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Feel dumb yet?
the_critical_critic2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:45 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
then it's treason.
The-MS-Paint-Master ยท 465 points ยท Posted at 07:44:47 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Of course, the back of my phone is just electricity, not metal or plastic, pure, unaltered electricity.
LAVATORR ยท 114 points ยท Posted at 13:30:00 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I can't speak for everyone, if I may b exact, but my phone is the one they used at the end of Gremlins 2 to capture Electricity Gremlin (don't know his Christian name, want to b exact, please let me know if you have the answer)
3XNamagem ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 14:00:49 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
His Christian name was Electro Gremlin.
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 14:30:50 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Wow I love this comment. And he was officially referred to as Electricity Gremlin, they never named him and then used him like a child suicide bomber. Pretty sad actually :/
Although IIRC he had already murdered a scientist.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:22:37 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
๐ iโm crying. this is my favorite comment. ever
[deleted] ยท -10 points ยท Posted at 10:52:24 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Well technically it is the netย attractiveย portion of theย potential energyย of an ion in a crystal that is dependent on the following: the square of theย electric chargeย of anย electron, theย Boltzmann constant, the inverse of the distance between ions, as well as theย Madelung constant
Kurcide ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 12:43:03 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
At least youโre already in the right sub
Clunse ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 12:12:46 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
me too
eddienashton38 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:23:39 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Something something quantum mechanics something something rick and morty
-nyx- ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:30:55 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
How is plastic a crystal? Or metal.
LAVATORR ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:46:35 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You're not bing exact enough
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:33:19 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Lmao I copied some shit from Wikipedia m8 I haven't a clue
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:19:41 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Just because he said something smart doesnโt mean heโs being โverysmartโ. You all have no ability to differentiate this shit half the time
The-MS-Paint-Master ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:02:25 on February 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, you belong here.
theagitatedapricot ยท 1087 points ยท Posted at 07:01:17 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A word isn't a word. It's letters.
BumblingCumbersnatch ยท 231 points ยท Posted at 07:59:33 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A letter isn't a letter, you're just staring at squiggles.
m--ampa ยท 170 points ยท Posted at 12:25:02 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Feel dumb yet?
docfunbags ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 14:02:41 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Dumb isn't dumb it's just the absence of intelligence.
kRkthOr ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 14:20:08 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
And intelligence isn't intelligence... it's just electricity in your brain.
m--ampa ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 14:21:07 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Lol what do you think electricity is? Its just atoms, feel dumb yet?
InbredDucks ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 15:53:02 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Actually, you should feel dumb at this point
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:14:06 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Atoms aren't even atoms. They're subatomic particles, you simpleton.
Dwall4954 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:34:07 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Got strings bro?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:12:47 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Welp I don't think we can go any farther so congratulations sir
Dwall4954 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:16:48 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
:D and my professors said I'd never get it. Whose laughing now!!!
SamuelCish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:58:32 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Grammar to b exact
whatsthatbutt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:03:27 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
yes
yaosio ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 12:59:02 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Squiggles are not squiggles, they are a series of discreet marks that appear to be a single whole from your perspective.
kakemot ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 13:30:31 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Discreet marks are not discreet marks, they are relatively small groups of composite materials bound to the paper, emitting a different wavelenght of light
Nytra ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:44:14 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Composite materials are not composite materials, they are structures of particles bound together by various intermolecular forces of attraction.
vega_exe ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:58:48 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Particles are not particles, they are structures made up by sub atomic quarks and gluons stuck together by the nuclear forces.
Nytra ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:04:33 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Can we go deeper?
vega_exe ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:27:38 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Quarks and Gluons aren't quarks and Gluons, they are just quantum extradimensional strings using Gravitrons to vibrate in certain patterns which correspond to a certain particle and charge. Which resemble a particle in realspace.
Feel stoopid yit?
kRkthOr ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:20:47 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
AFAIK, no.
LAVATORR ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 13:25:05 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Oh shit, I know New Year's was last month but is too late to say that New Year's is an arbitrarily designated holiday invented by humans with zero astronomical significance?
theagitatedapricot ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:44:59 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It's never too late to prove your superior intelligence.
kyrativ ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 12:55:04 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Letter when you type "be" as "b".
Valolem29967 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 13:06:17 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
๐ ฑ
TBoneTheOriginal ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:21:38 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
No, your letters are just pixels. Are you not paying attention?
PhysiotherapeuticDip ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:01:36 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The symbol is arbitrary
SalzigHund ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:15:01 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Your letters are just pixels. I mean electricity.
notanaverag3banana ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:24:50 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Bad example. Yours actually makes sense
theagitatedapricot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:54 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Darnnn
UKWIZZZARD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:42 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Letters are just lines that telepathically speak to you with their line voice
-wafflesaurus- ยท 605 points ยท Posted at 07:27:49 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A human isn't a human u dumblet - it's a collection of atoms. Bet you feel stoopid now
Gyrvatr ยท 200 points ยท Posted at 12:20:00 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Uuh actually atoms arent actually atoms theyre just protons and neutrons and electrons bet you feel slow now
Yellowwhy ยท 134 points ยท Posted at 13:05:43 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Uhh actually Protons and Neutrons arenโt actually protons and neutrons theyโre just quarks bet you feel stoop-id now
canesminior ยท 258 points ยท Posted at 13:24:21 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Uhhh quarks aren't actually quarks they're made up of much smaller things called OP's penis bet you feel styowpid now
SuperLeno ยท 76 points ยท Posted at 13:26:48 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Oh shit
ItsaMeHibob24 ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 13:56:50 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
H A P P Y C A K E D A Y
kRkthOr ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 14:22:17 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Uhhh a cake isn't a cake, it's a representation of a celebration of something bigger than a simple dessert made of milk and flour.
INeedAFreeUsername ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:12:10 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
!RedditCake
-wafflesaurus- ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 14:13:10 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Uh OP's peiner isn't actually his dinger it's actually made of his insecurities, bet you feel diddly danged now
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:25 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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-wafflesaurus- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:25:10 on February 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Physics is weird man. It makes my head hurt
callingcarg0 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:36:12 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
oof
Senthe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:59:08 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
well played
GeorgeBushDidIt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:53:26 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck
rifyan1 ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 13:26:49 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Uhhh penis isnt actually penis theyre made up of collection of atoms bet you feel stopit now
canesminior ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:34:46 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Uuh actually atoms arent actually atoms theyre just protons and neutrons and electrons bet you feel stewpeed now
yaavsp ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:28:42 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Uhh actually I'd argue that quarks aren't anything until they are observed. Bet you feel stoopid now!
PeterLicht ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:00 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Uuh 'something' is really just an one-dimensional string in an eleven-dimensional space. Bet you feel like a dummy now!
elpaw ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:01:34 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You forgot gluons you dumbo
iushciuweiush ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:21:18 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Are we just going to pretend lepton's don't exist? Fucking neanderthals in here.
LAVATORR ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:27:14 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
And protons and neutrons are, to b exact, jusy science stuff, so game set match on that one asshole
Gyrvatr ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:44:35 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
yeah but science is just a social construct you sjw cuck
LAVATORR ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:54:40 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
How can mankind b exact what with all the vagaries of the human heart
Is pure bing exact just a comforting myth we tell our children
Gyrvatr ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:02:29 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
we are but playthings of physics
sn_ights ยท 364 points ยท Posted at 07:02:50 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
porn isn't porn. its humans.
[deleted] ยท 97 points ยท Posted at 10:50:19 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's a category mistake. Feel dumb yet?
sn_ights ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 15:20:49 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
actually, I do
Vishal_Shaw ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:28:10 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'd give you gold
Uchino ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 11:55:46 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Porn is only dirty pixels
-MPG13- ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 13:00:31 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
With Lysol you can kill 99% of germs
WildBird57 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:36:11 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
/rr/hailcorporate???!?!!??!
MartianPortal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:42:06 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
/r/idontgetthejoke/?!??
WildBird57 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:09:51 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Iโm joking too lol
zoumabloomers ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 12:01:53 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Depends what porn youโre watching
Kizik ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 13:17:36 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
PORNOGRAPHY IS PEOPLE! IT'S PEOPLE!
ChewyYui ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 12:23:13 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
humans aren't humans. theyre carbon.
LAVATORR ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 13:26:02 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Pencils to b exact
LAVATORR ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:25:43 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A bunch of cells and stuff, to b exact
discipl ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:24:33 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
/r/humanporn
McFagle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:02 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Unless it's Normal Porn for Normal People.
[deleted] ยท 189 points ยท Posted at 07:31:17 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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Fidodo ยท 113 points ยท Posted at 09:14:47 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It's simple. For example, a chair and a table can both be made of wood and nails. Therefore they are the same thing.
HyruleanHyroe ยท 90 points ยท Posted at 12:58:02 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Feel dumb yet?
Frannoham ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 14:44:04 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Its called a pew, and it's for church. NEXT!
username2065 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:02:23 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
pew pew pew
Frannoham ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:44:07 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Shots fired?
Terra_Cotta_Pie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:21:30 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
No, I need 20 pews! NEXT!
NamesArentEverything ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:42 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Oh. In that case, yes.
T0BBER ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 12:26:24 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I get the feeling that he has seen this video, where they say colours in a screen are an illusion, and a couple of other things. He just misinterprets the whole thing (obviously).
canesminior ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 13:24:57 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What video? I only see pixels.
LAVATORR ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 13:47:36 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Electricity is not a buzzword, it's a hilariously broad concept that everyone knows about, to b exact
FGHIK ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:20:38 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He's trying to get across the old "This is not a pipe" concept, but completely failing by listing the screen and device itself instead of the things displayed.
norflowk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:03:37 on February 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
to b exact
peregrin5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:57 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
No, he's saying we all live in the Matrix and our entire reality is a fabricated virtual simulation consisting of fundamental units called "pixels".
gpoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:56:27 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I think heโs gone down the โwe live in the Matrixโ rabbit hole where reality is a simulation. That doesnโt explain how everything is โelectricityโ.
buckfasthero ยท 167 points ยท Posted at 07:42:00 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A banana isn't a banana. An apple isn't an apple. A mango isn't a mango. You're all staring at fruit!! Feel hungry yet? Food to be exact
LAVATORR ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 13:48:15 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Plant vaginas to b exact
_Bumble_Bee_Tuna_ ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 15:30:47 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The key is to preheat the vagina.
HopeFox ยท 66 points ยท Posted at 08:47:29 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Ceci n'est pas une tรฉlรฉvision.
ParisPC07 ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 13:56:54 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Tรฉlรฉvision is the media, tรฉlรฉviseur is the device.
Feel dumb yet ?
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 14:16:12 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
ParisPC07 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 14:52:35 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Just say tรฉlรฉ and you're good
Lightplol ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:23:50 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Tรฉlรฉvision can mean both.
yvandubois44252 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:27:22 on February 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a native speaker and I've always used tรฉlรฉvision to refer to both.
But then again, I also say stuff like "Y faisait frette en crisse, faque j'ai mis le chauffage dans l'piton quand j't'embarquรฉ dans l'char."
ParisPC07 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:54:08 on February 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
T'es quรฉbรฉcois alors ?
INeedAFreeUsername ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:14:27 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Aja, merci
HopeFox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:57 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Ooh, look at this guy who thinks they're smarter than Google Translate!
That's actually quite interesting, thank you!
arachnophilia ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 13:25:58 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
the treachery of images.
Mungus_Plop ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 11:56:58 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
His pseudo intellectual bull crap actually made me feel smarter.
BasiliskSoldier ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:33:51 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It's like he watched or read about how a Screen works but didn't understand it.
GodoftheGodcreators ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:03:55 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Something, something pixels.. what? I thought my phone was mined from the phone mountain where there's great deposit of phone ore there, but it was pixels all along! This phone isn't made out of phone - it's pixels!
a4techkeyboard ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 12:06:40 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Poor man's Jaden Smith.
AGirlIKnew ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:27:04 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
How can pixels be real if our eyes aren't real?
buttbugle ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 12:26:10 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
So I am actually turned on and beat my meat to pixels instead of images of women.
This changes everything.
Sprayface ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 12:29:18 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Turns out you have a pixel fetish. Itโs actually the most popular fetish in the world.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:38:28 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Pixels are atoms women are atoms were all just horny for each other live in peace โ๐ป also fuck the earth and fuck the moon literally hmmm electricity
Elitist_Plebeian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:53:19 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
NSFW
saucyrossi ยท 111 points ยท Posted at 12:14:55 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
how do you delete someone else's post
top_effort ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 15:07:06 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
*pixels
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:37:37 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
*electricity
Return_Of_The_Fly ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 07:13:24 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The Men Who Stare at Electricity?
_Bumble_Bee_Tuna_ ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:31:43 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Electrified goat.
CinnamonBunzAttack72 ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 12:00:37 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It isn't delivery. It's DiGiorno.
ACuntrarianCont ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:18:04 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Feel dumb yet?
Pizza to b exact
FabioMeissner ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 12:05:11 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
My mind.... It.... It cant handle all this knowledge, someone please end my suffering.
TheMasterSwordMaster ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 12:50:19 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Your mind isn't your mind. It's just a bunch of cells bound together
FabioMeissner ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 13:17:00 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Electricity* to b exact
B17Fortress ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:07:45 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Organelles floating in cytoplasm surrounded by a cell wall and plasma membrane to b exact
FabioMeissner ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:30:35 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
r/iamverysmart
ChestnutCritter ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 07:06:45 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Electricity to ๐ ฑ๏ธ exact
docfunbags ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:03:37 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Danke
Costyyy ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 12:17:47 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
No no, nothing is what you think it is. the dog you've seen the other day in the park? Not a dog. The food you're eating rn? Not food! Y'all staring at atoms. Particles to be exact.
LAVATORR ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:50:59 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Now hold on, to b exact, we've all been having a good time laughing about this, but don't be stupid. Dogs are made of dogs. We all learned this in like third grade.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:39:35 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Actually that food is just future me
Buffalo__Buffalo ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 11:43:03 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A boat isnt a boat, is just metals and woods put together in the shape of a boat.
Feel dumb yet?
o-bento ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:53:01 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Extremely, thank you.
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 13:08:47 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
But how can we stare at pixels if our eyes aren't real?
LAVATORR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:51:19 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Your eyes are just guts and whathaveyou, to b exact
stratomaster212 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 11:44:42 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
r/thatshowthingswork
AsherGray ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:56:16 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Electricitรซ so pritรซ. Me likรซ
Sprayface ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 12:28:31 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
If someone were to come up to me and say โthe street isnโt a street, itโs pavementโ, I certainly wouldnโt feel dumb.
alfons100 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 10:27:20 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You see your dog, thats just skin and organs. Feel d u m b y e t
You see your mirror? Its actually just light, fel dum yiet xd
Equilibriator ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 11:18:31 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Jokes on him, I'm staring at the air.
architkhandelwal47 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 11:42:32 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The world is not the world.It's atoms.
Kizik ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:16:50 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Ceci n'est pas une pipe, is what they were trying to go for. They're just suck at it.
Doctor_Steve_Gates ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:29:23 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Itโs funny, cause that would actually apply to the images on your screen. But the device itself is a tangible item, so it doesnt even apply here whatsoever.
Itโs like saying โthe map isnโt a map, itโs just paper and inkโ instead of โthe map isnโt the territoryโ.
TheSwagMa5ter ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:08:38 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I personally enjoy my Google Pixel thank you very much
itsjustme10 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:58:24 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
To b
Tsorovar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:31:21 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Or not to b
LAVATORR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:49:11 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
exact
martinsss123 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:20:05 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
/r/notkenm
Orkaherra ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:06:48 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah reading that definitely made me dumber
serenwipiti ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:12:40 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Ceci nโest pas une pipe
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b9/MagrittePipe.jpg
LiquidZulu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:23:03 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yo if I had gold you'd get some.
serenwipiti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:56 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The sentiment is sufficient.:)thanks!
Dopplegangr1 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:30:43 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
How Can Phones Be Real If Pixels Aren't Real?
throwitaway88-8 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:11:49 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Is this Jim Carrey?
corner-case ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:15:03 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A pixel isnโt a pixel.
A logic gate isnโt a logic gate.
A transistor isnโt a transistor.
Youโre just looking at molecules. Feel dum yet?
ThecerealGamer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:35:28 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
r/im14andthisisdeep
Djpiesafety ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:45:55 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A grill is a grill.. this is surely so
sandm000 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:27:14 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Itโs electric! Boogie oogie oogie oogie!
liongrundle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:59:20 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Wat? source: electrical engineer
itzcarwynn ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:01:39 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Watt
CorneliusApe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:02:06 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A word is a picture of a word
IFapToDarkPsy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:11:42 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
My IQ dropped by so much that i had to binge watch richard and mortimer several times 5o gain it back.
Thenerdygeek17 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:11:43 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A object isnโt a object. Itโs just a bunch of atoms.
Melo_cs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:18:07 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A wall isnt a wall its atoms
blue_strat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:21:14 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He's only 90 years behind mainstream art.
FGHIK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:24:31 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Only difference is that guy knew what he was talking about. This guy clearly missed the point, since he thinks the screen and device thenselves are illusions.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:49:25 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This genius just put me in my place.
Revlyk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:50:38 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
My natural reaction to reading that was to just hit the downvote and move on. Until I realized it's /r/iamverysmart. Enjoy your upvote.
RakedBetinas ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:16:04 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing is really anything at all; it's all just atoms. Feel dumb yet?
hbar340 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:33:14 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Man, this ainโt my dad, this is a cell phone.
Xsendox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:40:41 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Did you throw it on the ground?
The_Thick_Six ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:58:11 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Ah yes, electricity. Quite. Quite.
gahd95 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:07:47 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A car isn't a car. It's jusr gasoline. Feel dumb yet?
anras ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:35:13 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing is anything. Mind blown yet?
rscarson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:54:26 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A tv isn't a tv. A phone isn't a phone. A screen isn't a screen. You all are staring at memes . Feel dank yet?
lllaser ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:16:11 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You mean there aren't really tiny people in my tv?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:51:40 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
All bombs are atom bombs cause they're made of atoms.
angrydelta ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:54:28 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Still waiting to feel dumb.
Michamus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:20:59 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Why would anyone feel dumb from learning something new?
SmittyPosts ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:09:36 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A desk isnโt a desk, a bag isnโt a bag, and a dumbass isnโt a dumbass. Itโs all atoms, feel dumb yet?
/s
Nexus_542 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:18:25 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing is more than the sum of its parts
JezzaJ101 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:44:50 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This guy is so freaking stupid - a screen is a screen. Itโs a screen made of pixels. It isnโt just pixels. A tv is the same, so is a phone. And pixels arenโt electricity.
Feel stupid yet, sunshine?
papaj241 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:47:56 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
If youโre going to act smart on social media at least have good grammar.
blhall92 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:56:25 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Electrons really.
Videgraphaphizer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:07:08 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"I was playing this video game. You were, like, dating ghosts or something. And I was really into it, played it like 24/7. Until this one afternoon and suddenly, like, something broke. It was just like...pixels. The characters on screen...I felt like I knew them. They weren't people anymore. They were just shapes. And their lines were just things someone had written. They never existed. They never had feelings. They never would exist, either. And it felt so sad, like I'd just lost these real people, and this whole thing we had, it was just... me alone.
"And like, that realization like dumped out of the screen and into real life. Went outside and the tree out front, I looked at it every day, it was like a friend outside my window. Now it was just a thing... just a thing that was there. Growing and eating and just being there. Like all the stuff I felt about the tree was just in my head.
"And there was some guy walking by, and he was just shapes. Just like this moving bulk of... stuff. And I cried. Because nothing was there for me anymore. It was all just stuff. Stuff in the universe. Just...dead.
"And the next day was that softball game and Andy was the pitcher when I was up. And he was just shapes, too. Just lines someone wrote. Like nothing in there. And I was so scared and angry and just...I dunno.
"Before I knew it I was on top of him. Smashing his face in with the bat.
"Just shapes.
"Red shapes all over the grass."
ViperLordX ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:33:46 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You're not actually looking at pixels, you're looking at atoms. Duh. We all know that you're never looking at a thing, you're looking at its parts. I'm not looking at a cat, I'm looking at cells. I'm not looking at a book, I'm looking at paper.
Wood, to be exact.
Dycruxide ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:21:44 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
my mind has been opened omg
justcauseme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:39:58 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
he apparently forgot about electrons.
kamyu2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:44:06 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Never go full photon.
Well_of_Good_Fortune ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:37:32 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know where to begin...
Fbod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:46:45 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The happy flower sticker makes it look like a sarcastic post, akin to those of birdsrightsactivist on twitter. It's a lot more entertaining that way!
Byunas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:46:46 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Just like the kid saying once a week that all we are seeing is the past.
FGHIK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:25:14 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, Vsauce! Michael here.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:47:00 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It actually is though. Tv = tv ; pixel display = tv. Clearly someone doesn't know algebra
TitlerIsGreat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:06:21 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You're all staring at atoms.
Feel dumb yet?
Cublol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:34:06 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know man, looks like titties to me :/
RyanTheCynic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:17:40 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Masterful identity protection with the profile picture
heathius1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:37:56 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It's not food, it's MOLECULES
HeckinGoodDoggo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:51:30 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Space isnโt space, it is simply v o I d
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:53:32 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I don't get it. All I'm seeing is electricity.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:00:07 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
a phone can be a pixel too.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:02:12 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A pixel isnt a pixel. Its light.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:03:58 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The sun isn't the sun. You are all staring at photons. Feel dumb yet?
Pillagerguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:06:15 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You have to turn the electricity into photons first, fuckwit.
SoInsightful ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:27:16 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
sent from my oscilloscope
grublle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:27:56 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It isn't electricity though, is it?
henrebotha ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:35:14 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Depends on how you prefer to interpret this idiot's ramblings.
Public_Nickname ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:30:29 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
We could brzak everything down with this method guys she did it!
SleepyConscience ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:36:06 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think this is that bad, although I don't really get his point. How is staring at pixels worse than staring at a TV? I also don't get the part about electricity.
cowslayer7890 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:36:47 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A window is not a window, yโall staring at glass.
TaylorWK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:37:46 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I felt dumb having read that so yes.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:39:30 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Photons to b exact
Chikenwangman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:47:05 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Whaaaaaat? PIXELS DONT MAKE UP A SCREEN?! Dang it I have been lied to. Any help?
Dolamite02 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:47:17 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Anyone else read this in Neil Degrasse Tyson's voice?
minivergur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:50:25 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You didn't know that words were meaningless did you, you big dum dum?
BathingMachine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:50:43 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The sun is right, I feel dumb yet
moolah_dollar_cash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:52:07 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I feel dumber for reading this, yes.
LLAMASINPOJAMAS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:52:12 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A book is t a book it is just ink. Feel dummy yet?
muteen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:53:13 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Is that you, Jaden!?
IantheGamer324 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:53:18 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I thought he was gonna say that Transformers were real
Mmngmf_almost_therrr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:53:36 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
How is it that nobody has insisted that this is โsatireโ yet? Or rather, โthis isnโt verysmart, itโs satire!โ
TitanicMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:55:36 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I actually think about this a lot. If we didn't have perception of color, everything would just be a box that does literally nothing.
But that guy did say it in a very douchey way.
timgfx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:56:07 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Guys all you stop staring at atoms and quarks and shit itโs making you dunb
samgosam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:56:47 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Atoms
IlluminatedSeer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:56:48 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, he's right. I feel like an idiot
just_a_random_dood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:59:16 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Feels like I'm about to be hit with a /r/NotKenM
itzcarwynn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:01:08 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Thatโs possibly one of the dumbest things Iโve seen on this sub.
slopecarver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:05:16 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Or just say photon emitter.
Ceasarsweatshirt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:10:56 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
If this screen isnโt a screen tell me why this person canโt guard my pick n roll?
slithery_snek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:15:00 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You are all staring at photons, feel dumb yet?
El_Taco_Sloth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:16:59 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
NOTHING MEANS NOTHING.
koalaCapn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:19:23 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A stove is a stove, no matter where you go
LAVATORR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:19:23 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Welp, there you have it: "Electricity to b exact" is officially the greatest punchline in human history.
kman2500 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:19:34 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This guy really needs to look at the big picture
kallexander ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:20:19 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real
DrAntagonist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:21:17 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The best part about all these "It's just pixels!" guys is that they don't even know what pixels are.
rfd_ahsn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:21:41 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Man, I felt embarrassed myself while reading that.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:22:15 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Light bulbs arenโt light bulbs, theyโre metal encased in glass.. feel dumb yet?
junyux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:22:27 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Ok where's the Everything is made atom comment
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:23:33 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Your entire existence. Atoms, feel dumb yet?
KidWoody ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:24:08 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
If you're gonna use that retard logic. Everything is just neurons.
joe1up ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:24:56 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, we hear vibrations and look at radiation. Humans are awesome.
DJFluffers115 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:25:13 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yea. That's why my phone is called a Pixel. Ya dork.
TheWingus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:25:17 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure that a screen actually IS a screen
Shaddo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:25:51 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's how he justifies being a twat
Precedens ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:25:56 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You actually not staring at anything, you just tunnel your vision in a direction that photons currently go through your retina.
Joshua_ca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:26:19 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
But it looks soo b-e-a-utiful....
NisseJay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:26:20 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Feeling dumb doesn't exist, it's only atoms
soulchief ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:26:24 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Poor guy has nothing better to do than creating pixels in electricity.
Sunbroforlife101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:27:54 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Itโs as if these items donโt have specific names...
Ddosvulcan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:28:09 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Photons to b exact
masuk0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:29:55 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I don't believe in electricity. Never saw it.
GoatCheese240 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:32:33 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A toilet isnโt a toilet. Just a bowl with a hole and some water. Feel dumb yet?
hearwa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:34:10 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Photons to be more exact. The reaction of electronic radiation with the cones in your eyes to be even more exact.
Foxhole_Agnostic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:34:28 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Atoms to be exact.
studentthinker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:34:34 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Leci n'est pas une pipe.
Except they've said "this is not an oil painting, you're looking at paint you idiots! actually: brushes"
HalloBruce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:34:57 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
/r/iamverystupid
peepeeslinger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:35:21 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I feel dumb that sunguy and I are both people.
mingusdisciple ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:36:42 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A car isnโt a car, a dog isnโt a dog, a tree isnโt a tree. I am not me. You are staring at a collection of atoms. Dumbass.
Shnazzyone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:37:18 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's like saying, "you aren't driving a car, you're driving gasoline, STUPID."
jelde ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:38:22 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yes. Yes I do, for having read this.
dead-unicorn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:38:25 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
But you could apply this logic to literally everything
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:38:48 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Okay, Neil deGrasse Tyson.
jejhewtun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:39:10 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A chair isn't a chair, a table isn't a table. You all are staring at wood. Feel dumb yet?
crtnr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:40:10 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's some good electrons, a bunch of atoms.
SpookyLlama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:40:52 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Electricity isn't electricity...
CriticalFC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:43:50 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm 12 btw"
diesel_rider ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:43:58 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I wonder if he typed that Facebook post on the electricity in his pocket or on his mom's pixel machine?
MikeAppleTree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:45:38 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I feel you!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:45:41 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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Nanowielder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:46:43 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
what is life?
ToastedCheezer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:45:47 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Feeling not nearly as dumb as you sound.
Grumpy_Lover ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:46:49 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hes not saying a sentance.
Its just words.
DoubleSlamJam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:48:37 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit I had no idea
Shananang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:48:52 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Your mom isnโt your mom. Its just your neighbour in disguise. Feeling dumb yet?
diolew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:49:12 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That awesome Adam Sandler movie? We could only be so lucky.
mattew777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:51:23 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Electricity? Thats so 19th Century. Im holding energy in mass form.
shortAAPL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:51:42 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"A phone isn't a phone" truly words of wisdom
IN_STRESS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:52:03 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What?
MyBallsArentMyBalls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:53:11 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Is this Neil Degrease Tyson's alt?
P1ac3h01d3r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:53:59 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Not 20 pixels. NEXT!
retniwabbit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:54:23 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
r/im14andthisisdeep
plastic137 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:57:37 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A stove is a stove no matter where you go
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:58:42 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Your weiner isn't your weiner. You're playing with molecules.
And not, comparatively, very many of them at that.
JimTheFrenchFry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:59:01 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Your right it's not a phone. It's an AMOLED 1440p HDR masterpiece.
bragif ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:06:13 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not a man, I'm not human, I'm atoms
papereel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:06:13 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
โIโm looking for a box that shows me pixels... for free!โ โI have a couple old TVs you can have.โ โI said pixels not TV.... NEXT!โ
rmholm88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:06:18 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A stove is a stove.
msiekkinen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:06:34 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Jaden, is that you?
Kyizen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:06:58 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Well...you are not a person you are just a collection of cells, Feel dumb yet? Matter to b exact
msiekkinen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:09:34 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
At no point during your incoherent ramblings did you form anything close to a sentence. Everyone in this room is now dumber from reading it. I award you no points, and my God have mercy on your soul.
DivineJustice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:10:23 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This has got to be the dumbest motherfucker ever posted here.
Usually it's egomaniacs. But this guy... Literally just dumb.
buizel555 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:13:32 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Water isn't water. It's two parts Hydrogen and one part Oxygen.
Rodry2808 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:13:34 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The smiling sun over the profile picture makes it so much better
musicalsilences ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:13:37 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A stove is a stove No matter where you go A patty is a patty That's what I say A grill is a grill This is surely so And fries should be fries Either way But this grill is not a home This is not the stove I know
skewp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:14:19 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yes. Reading this has made me dumber.
ProgMetalSlug ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:17:40 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Neil deGrasse Tyson is pretty famous, no need to censor his name.
curtitch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:17:46 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
God, think of all the time he saved by not typing the E in be. This man is a mastermind.
naturtok ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:20:07 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
In other news, a car isn't a car, you're just driving a steering wheel
the_mirage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:21:42 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's like saying a "table isn't a table, its wood. " I swear this fella sounds like someone who watches Prince Ea.
LiquidZulu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:22:12 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The thing is he's not even correct. If he wanted to be a dick about it you're seeing photons not electricity.
Ramboerger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:22:27 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Ceci n'est pas un screen.
Rott3Y ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:22:35 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Most certainly feel โdumberโ now.
BlueSkyla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:22:54 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
And solid isnโt actually solid. Oh brother. A tv is still a tv; Just because it displays pixels with LEDs, or whatever, through electricity, doesnโt mean itโs not a tv. Itโs funny when ignorant people think they are smart.
orojinn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:23:03 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Atoms, you, me, them all Atoms!
CzarMesa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:23:25 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Ah yes. Watts, amps, ohms, volts and of course, pixels.
jihgers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:25:17 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Heโs too smart to have the โeโ there
Micp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:26:27 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Photons to be exact you dumb cunt.
canceroustumor1337 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:26:45 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A tree isn't a tree. A book isn't a book. A wall isn't a wall. You all are staring at particles . Feel dumb yet?
canceroustumor1337 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:27:54 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Atoms to b exact
YellowPalindrome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:28:11 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Well I wish my phone were a Pixel
boader ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:28:40 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Jaden Smith, is that you?
JosZo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:28:51 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You're not looking. The fotons fly right in your eyes
Shiroi_Kage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:29:18 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I feel dumb because what the hell is s/he even trying to say?
Crazeeefrog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:30:20 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
If only there was a name for a device that displays these magical pixels
Heterospecial ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:04 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Bitch I canโt hold pixels you dumb fuck. I can however hold a phone and a tv, which I prefer to keep on my wall
Callous_Mat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:05 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
We don't 'see' objects, man.... we merely see the light refracted off of them... whoa.
YeltsinYerMouth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:10 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
NDT starter pack
wagedomain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:14 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
To be fair a phone is the thing I use on my phone the LEAST.
HoldMaahDick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:40 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Atoms to be more exact.
drummyfish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:48 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I know it's usually verysmarts who bring DunningโKruger up, but if this guy is older than 10 then this has to be the worst case I've seen.
dwellercrab ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:32 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Itโs not coffee itโs bean water
BuddhaBizZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:34:16 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Activated LEDs via electrons to be exact ;)
Edit: autocorrect fix
Please_Label_NSFW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:34:31 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Technically it's electrons.
iruleatlifekthx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:36:06 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like a lot of this sub is often only a shade or two shy if being kenm content.
ViridiHU ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:37:33 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Life isn't life- just colours... light waves to b exact
ViridiHU ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:39:19 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Feel dumb yet?
CritzD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:39:43 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Amazing, everything that he just said was wrong.
A tv phone and computer are objects you fuck, pixels make up the picture inside the damn thing.
Pasta_Person ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:39:44 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Ugh, pixels was definitely not a movie I would rewatch.
ShadowDragonCHW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:39:46 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The stupid fuck doesn't seem to understand the wonders of emergence.
iPadreDoom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:39:46 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It doesn't look like anything to me.
Killer-Kell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:40:42 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I feel dumb reading this so yes
Donkeybongdong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:41:32 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going to turn my phone off and stare at my not screen, also pull the battery out so I'm not staring at electricity just to be sure it's not a screen.
JitterJitter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:41:44 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
And static is actually background radiation from the beginning of time. You are literally looking at the beginning of the universe when you tv plays static.
TheREexpert44 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:42:38 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Well that's just like your opinion man
MLG_Jellyfish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:43:15 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Ah yes and books are just ink on paper
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:44:04 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Dunno why bothered with censor, it's obviously Jaden Smith
Rhaifa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:45:45 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It's all molecules! You can't do shit with this information, but it's true!
myqhunt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:45:45 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
U/im14andthisisdeep
Zaethar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:47:15 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Your eyes aren't your eyes, because mirrors aren't real.
konajinx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:48:22 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
How do magnets work?
konajinx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:48:08 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry, I'm still using my old black and white Zenith, smart guy.
JohnnyFootballHero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:48:33 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Pixels? Pfft I guess thats what amateurs call atoms.
sindex23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:48:39 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
/r/ShutUpJaden
cjbepimp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:49:04 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
How high was this person
konajinx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:49:54 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hey ain't heavy, and he ain't my brother.
Cheeseand0nions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:28 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Photons actually but that's kind of like saying "Please pass the sodium chloride."
n4w5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:35 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
And where do said pixels come from?
delitt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:47 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I was about to downvote this post before realizing what sub I was in.
jakus55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:53:00 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You're not looking at a civilisation of people, you're looking at humans. Feel dumb yet? Living creatures to be exact.
njbair ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:53:46 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It appears to run on some kind of electricity!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:55:55 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"A tv isn't a tv." Someone saw a Rene Magritte painting at the campus bookstore and thinks they mastered metaphysics.
temalyen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:56:03 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I don't even understand the point he's trying to make. Is he suggesting those things don't have a physical presence?
Funny thing is, if he saw me saying that, I bet I'd be lectured about what an idiot I am or something.
username2065 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:00:37 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I would if my eyes were real so I could see this
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:00:39 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Because everything must be mutually exclusive. Nothing can have more than one quality.
mgoldenmountains ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:01:25 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Ceci n'est pas une pipe
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:03:12 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yes I do feel dumber after reading that
Im-not-good-at-names ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:03:25 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I love how he doesn't have the time to write "be" because he's too busy creating the cure for cancer to type an extra letter
GlobalPublicSphere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:05:22 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You all might like this article on how the mind may be trained thru meditation to reify (make real) a slice of life over other possible slices: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4608430
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:07:22 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like a surreal meme.
Swiftster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:10:44 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is impressively stupid, to the point where I have difficulty articulating just how stupid.
LunarD3ATH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:13:35 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
...and you're not as smart as you think you are. The whole world has just come crumbling down.
heyfeefellskee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:16:26 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Good grief
BroaxXx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:17:01 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
c'est si ne pas une television...
jjamesb90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:17:40 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What?
Sliffeth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:17:42 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A book isnโt a book youโre just staring at molecules feel dumb yet?
mamaChuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:18:50 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
And this grill is not a home. This is not the stove I know!
itssalt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:19:17 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This post does certainly make me feel dumber for having read it.
PeterNinkempoop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:19:52 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I donโt get people like this man.. He probably saw that in one of those 1 minute videos on his Facebook stream and thought he gained +40 IQ points and suddenly became too smart for this world.
n4rk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:20:50 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Water isn't water You're drinking hydrogen and oxygen Feel stupid yet?
Jaz_the_Nagai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:21:51 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I always feel dumb...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:27:13 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Calm down there, Jayden.
Kittyionite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:28:19 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This quanta looks funny.
Naxae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:29:38 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
How much weed was smoked before he posted this?
Alpha_Saturnine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:34:23 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like this belongs more in r/im14andthisisdeep
HulaKloner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:35:32 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That is a logical train wreck
theodric ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:36:06 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, this comment made me dumber.
acealeam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:37:22 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I CAN SEE THE ELECTRICITY BRO
toilet_tail ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:37:47 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A book isn't a book. It's just wood with ink on it, ya dingus. For your health!
NeDictu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:39:46 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yes I feel dumb.
TheStinkyRebel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:03 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Electrons to be exact
JComposer84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:42:12 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Also belongs in I am 14 and this is deep
AshenMacaroon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:42:26 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You are looking to not to a person but a collection of millions and millions of atoms, you feel dumb yet?
ilikememes422 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:42:42 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
to b exact
starfish-joe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:45:36 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This hurt my brain
fishsticks40 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:46:17 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I did feel dumber after reading that, but not in the way they intended.
ephix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:46:48 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
i do now
SQUAiRs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:47:20 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's why my electricity isn't working anymore after washing it with water
grungebot5000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:48:02 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
10/10 comment
floatingwithobrien ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:51:33 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
All of those sentences ("A TV isn't a TV") are incoherent. He could have said "A flarpen isn't a flarpen" and it would also be obviously false, even though "flarpen" isn't a word, because whatever it is, it's a flarpen. You can't say something is not itself. That's like one of the first things they teach you in philosophy class. Then, from there, you learn how to construct an argument (a particular kind of argument). And if your argument ends with something that is obviously false (something like "A TV is not a TV") it's called reductio ad absurdum: it shows that your first assumption (or one of them) is wrong. So this dude is starting out stupid and trying to prove something with that. And it just gets worse.
Before you guys lynch me, I know what sub I'm on, and I'm not trying to be snarky. I'm practicing my philosophy knowledge - I have an exam in two weeks ๐
ozythemandias ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:56:58 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
r/iamverysmart
Oh wait
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:52:09 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A phone is a phone no matter where you goooo!
Muonical_whistler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:57:00 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Pixels are not pixels. Electricity isn't electricity. You are all staring at atoms . feel dumb yet?
Subatomic particles to b exact
CoffeeAndKarma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:58:40 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Ackshually, it's light being emitted by a crystal display whose color is being modified by electricity. If we're being pedantic assholes.
HEXEL97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:01:31 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Staring isn't staring. Feeling isn't feeling. Dumb is not dumb.
whatsthatbutt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:02:39 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
i love looking at electricity
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:03:44 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
No all those things are those things. Whatโs on a screen isnโt what the phone or tv is. This guy must feel like killing himself cuz heโs a useless moron with ideas like this
settlersofcattown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:04:00 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The name of those pixels? Albert Einstein. iphone retired!
Marabar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:05:14 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
what a fucking moron.... you are actually watching atoms. matter to be exact. Feel dumb yet?
pnt700 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:05:36 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It's not people or things, it's all atoms fam ๐๐๐
In computer science, we call this abstraction. You can't design a website thinking about 0s and 1s.
originalbearcat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:06:14 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Nice try Jaden Smith. Why even bother hiding your name?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:09:10 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Those pixels are molecules using energy to produce light, feel dumb yet?
LeCookie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:18:50 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This guy killin the non-duality game
ranaadnanm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:23:18 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
We are a "sentient" conglomeration of quarks and leptons that is staring at other quarks and leptons. Feel dumb yet?
sunabe_sun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:28:46 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
And a sandwich isnโt a sandwich. Itโs flour and dead animals and plants. -_-
csalinascl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:29:00 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
How Can Phones Be Real If Your Eyes Aren't Real
The_Cringe_Channel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:29:47 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes...a lot of little things put together...become something else
neat_person ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:32:19 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Oh damn i feel dumb now
BirdFortune ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:32:43 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He must have sent the text by pigeon to Facebook, who then updated his status
Banana4204 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:34:12 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
EARTH IS FLAT. END OF STORY.
pm_me_gold_plz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:34:42 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Food isn't food. You're just eating maco and micro nutrients.
MrYutyrannus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:34:57 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
But like, the pixels are part of the phone...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:36:52 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It's all atoms.
R3dark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:39 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Pixels make up a screen, a screen is a part of a phone.
You're not looking at this post, your looking at words, which are actually letters, you are looking at letters. Feel dumb yet?
tryme1302 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:44:41 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm feeling sympathy dumb right about now
russelln ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:17 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Jaden Smith isn't trying as hard as he used to.
BeansandRiceAreGood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:07 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A grill is a grill this is truly so..
btcftw1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:03 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Electricitรซ so pritรซ. Me likรซ
Nate1257 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:54:03 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I harness the electricity in my pocket
Jaxc1w ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:55:09 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
So...what exactly is creating said pixels and using said electricity?
Shoelacesarefun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:55:29 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
and a patty Is a patty Thatโs what I sayyyyyyyyyy
htcorgasm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:41 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Jaden Smith over here needs to calm down and stop trying to be a philosopher all the time.
gsysuyev ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:01:15 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is dumb
dariy1999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:01:50 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is an obvious joke. Especially the "feel dumb yet?" part.
Scarro_Lamann ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:00 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, so that's how they're constructed. Doesn't mean it's not the thing.
His_Name_Was_Lola ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:08 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I feel dumber having read that.
ALLKAPSLIKEMFDOOM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:27 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
God this sounds like something I'd see in a reddit comments section tbh
Gla-aki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:39 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Insert gif of plankton having a stroke
Efireball ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:21 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah lmao it's not like there's curcuits and shit behind the TV making shit happen no it's just pixels, not pixels on a screen just pixels
DJMu3L ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:56 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, I feel dumber after reading your status, but only because I think it killed some brain cells...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:14 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Actually, yeah. I feel really fucking dumb right now, for some reason.
omgSquirt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:59 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yes.
beefz0r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:52 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
But... that's exactly what it is. A phone IS a phone
emomo34 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:48 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
No t really, no one cares
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:02 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
If this was satire it'd be funny.
Someone please tell me how to feel about this.
BlueBitProductions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:04 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
by that logic a sandwich isn't a sandwich its bread and toppings.
Rkortland ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:56 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
r/thatsnothowthingswork
cj1sock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:48 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
My life has been a lie!
Socialjusticefuccboi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:44 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I feel dumb all the time but for unrelated reasons.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:59 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
yes actually, i do feel a bit dumber. Thanks for that
guyuno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:53 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Actually a pixal is just some bits.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:10 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A 4channer isn't a 4channer, its an autist.
mardukaz1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:12 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
My tv is a microwave then?
Scojo91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:02 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like someone just looked up how screens work on google and became eternally woke, unlike the rest of us sheeple.
BitcoinMD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:59 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
As opposed to this guy, who I guess is not staring at the pixels?
MojaveMilkman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:49 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You all are staring at atoms. Feel dumb yet?
Ahnixlol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:48 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
r/im14andthisisdeep
NordinTheLich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:31 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"This is not a pipe."
eicere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:34 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A cake isn't a cake. A muffin isn't a muffin. A cookie isn't a cookie. You are staring at sugar. Feel dumb yet?
LeymarHD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:56 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
R/ithinkimverysmart
Games_sans_frontiers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:34 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What if I told you that your phone had the necessary pixels to potentially form a nude picture of any girl you can think of doing anything you can imagine? Itโs just a question of getting the pixels to display the correct colour in the correct position on the screen.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:56 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Electricity to b exact
s m i r k ;)
SoFloAntoniNOPE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:56 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What if it's like, turned off?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:32 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing is anything anymore! I'm not a human I am just a series of quantum uncertainties and farts. My mom isn't my mom! She is just a bundle of goop. THE REVELATIONS! This man is the second coming. So much more smarter now.
Zoso008 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:17 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
To b or not to b.
yottalogical ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:19 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
The worst part is that a TV is a TV and a phone is a phone.
Defenestranded ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:24 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
can confirm, legitimately am dumber after trying to process that.
startup_guy2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:42 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
ya i feel dumb for reading this post
Incendium367 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:38 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Iโm not typing this comment on a keyboard, Iโm typing on a piece of plastic. Feel dumb yet?
yukirinrin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:40 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"1 like"
AmoebaMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:02 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That fucking flower makes it so much worse.
illpicklater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:11 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Such dumb, much overwhelmed.
ColognePhone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:06 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
no, just slightly better about myself knowing I don't need that kind of validation about my intelligence.
JerodTheAwesome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:04 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
x != x
Querl_Dox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:16 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't?
frankierabbit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:43 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
If we're all staring at "just pixels" then why did you bother writing that? Because apparently words in pixel form mean absolutely nothing since they're just pixels amirite? Feel dome yat? ;))))
Billybeanist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:38 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Mind = blown
btcftw1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:15 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A object isnโt a object. Itโs just a bunch of atoms.
TKM_ALL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:42 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I'm touching and looking at pixels. Am I smart yet?
zapper67456 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:38 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Does this guy also think that a plant is not a plant but is instead carbon and water?
LeeAlex77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:33 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus, how many pixels did I waste calling my gf last week??? Such a fucking moron
MrTheenD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:16 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Pixels are what make screens screens.
Commandant23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:04 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
An animal isn't an animal. An insect isn't an insect. A person isn't a person. You are staring at cells. Feel dumb yet?
mothzilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:48 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Photons actually, but I would know because I am studying Science and Environment and I am already two chapters ahead of my classmates. *sigh* my life.
10secondhandshake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:05 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite are analog pixels...
Jackie what face
orbspike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:53 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
But what if your looking at the back of the tv
foneyo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:56 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Well, to be fair, you are just observing the photons it gives out or reflects
giraffactory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:14 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Majestic! An idiot is an idiot, even in a meme.
ymeel_ymeel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:22 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
As opposed to... small people in a box?
SweelFor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:41 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I want to be here in 8 years when he will remember this repressed memory just before going to sleep
Ricardodo_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:56 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Humans aren't humans. You are just cells working together . Feel dumb yet?
T_Raycroft ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:39 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Whatโs with these cringey ways to cover PFPs?
kringeklub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:32 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A car isn't a car, it's a metal
hafuhafu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:30 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You're not a human, just a mass of cells. Therefore human rights don't apply to you. Am I doing this right?
Jonkley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:55 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I feel dumb, I just lost ~all of my brain cells reading this
jakesmith78 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:58 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
As he posts on a site only accessible through "pixels"
rubberducky_93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:47 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmKVRVX4q-k
captainsassy69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:50 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Non c'est une verysmart
wirecats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:28 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A person isn't a person. It's just atoms. Feel dumb yet?
tyler_0233 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:26 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You don't have a brain, just some neurons.
OllieWille ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:03 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
By that logic electricity isn't electricity, it's just a bunch of electrons
bortina-badboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:00 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
When you finally figure out the meaning of arbitrary
Pesthuf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:01:16 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Humans? Silly PLEBS, humans don't ACTUALLY exist. Just
moleculesatomshadronsquarks...MyPilotsRomance ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:03 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A stove is a stove, no matter where you go
ACmaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:01 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Our whole life and universe is a simulation and thus they're pixels. Feel dumb yet?
The Matrix to b exact.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:12 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
what do these buttons with letters do i don't know what's happening can someone call DAN HEY DAN CAN YOU HELP ME WITH THIS COMPUTER MACHINE BECAUSE IT'S JUST LiGHTS
Helix-09 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:06 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I do not need any help feeling dumb, sir
Kennethsideas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:50 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Metal isnโt metal, itโs actually just a bunch of atoms.
FecalSneakers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:04 on February 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Tf, I can't even read this shit. It's just a bunch of characters
eesports10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:36 on February 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A person isnโt a person, itโs just cells. Also, those cells arenโt even cells, theyโre just Atoms. And those Atoms arenโt even Atoms, they are just strings. No, not strings like you think of you family guy watcher, but strings that make up the 11 dimensions which you canโt even comprehend. I would tell you to watch rick and morty but you wouldnโt understand it anyways. Later ๐คทโโ๏ธ.
findanegg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:19 on February 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, pixels are all made up of pure electricity
JWittz9823 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:11 on February 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
โFeel dumb yet?โ
canopener6carl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:01 on February 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Somebody need to lay off the cough syrup.
watergo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:06 on February 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Look at the bigger picture.
DolphinatorPrime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:02 on February 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I think they mean light, not electricity.
nature_remains ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:57 on February 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Lol the big dumb flower face makes this so much better :)
Pernapple ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:10 on February 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
r/iam14andthisisdeep
ibraw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:29 on February 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He definately has an iq of 147
LegitStrela ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:06 on February 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Wow. That is one of the most insanely retarded things I've heard in the past 72 hours. That's quite an achievement.
FeralFantom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:03 on February 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
is this the new apple ad?
icarus1993 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:20:17 on February 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
IT'S ALL CARBON !!
Paramortal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:58:44 on February 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking pixels, how do they work?
____okay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:38 on February 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A tv isn't a tv, but a stove is a stove, no matter where you go...
sexyrexy1489 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:30 on February 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Looking at this subreddit while listening to pomp and circumstance is amazing
TENSTARR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:25 on February 10, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Wait- wait, you mean to tell me T.V.s don't come from the wild? THE F??
UnprofessionalCramp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:05:41 on February 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A you isnt a you, its just microscopic cells, feel retarded yet?
Biology to b exact
TwitchTvDaSticks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:56 on February 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I do feel dumber after reading this
Ignecratic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:25:41 on February 23, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Book is just paper, not like the paper is a medium of communication.
DrStarfucker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:04 on March 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Uhhh... Im pretty sure a phone is a phone... Thats what makes it, uhhh, well, a phone, you know? Otherwise it wouldn't be a phone
TheRealPascha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:17 on March 26, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
What does this even mean or say?
OccasionalWindow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:46:37 on May 10, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
A skateboard isn't a skateboard. A motorbike isn't a motorbike. A car isn't a car. You're all riding on wheels. Feel dumb yet?
Rubber to b exact
iTacoTaco ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 14:43:14 on January 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, a TV is pretty much pixels. But they're pixels moving in rapid succession as to display an image and give the illusion that it's moving. Seeing things on the the moving image pixel box is entertaining. People like watching things.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:18:22 on April 22, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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iTacoTaco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:18 on April 22, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Did I really come off as pretentious in my previous statement? If so, I apologize.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:37 on April 22, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
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iTacoTaco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:01 on April 22, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It was meant more to mock the guy for attempting to sound smart and seem more of a idiot in turn, but it was thrown back in my face.