It never ended. I rented it at the Hollywood video and I've been watching it ever since. I just wanna die. My credit is in shambles because of late fees.
Don't exactly know what you meant with your comment, but the exact frasing"shallow and pedantic" is what Peter learns from TV in a family guy episode and later uses just to sound smart. Changes his entire appearance based on him learning the sentence. I think everyone knows what pedantic means.
I didn't. You don't have to be so shallow and pedantic.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:34:40 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Those questions don't exist on the 4th, 5th, and 6th dimensions. These dimensions are beyond human understanding and seeing them is a scientific miracle however no one has ever done studies on my immeasurable IQ scores
clocks212 ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 18:28:37 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
temalyen ยท 94 points ยท Posted at 20:48:54 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HAHA. YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL THERE, HUMAN FRIEND. AS A FELLOW NORMAL HUMAN, PEOPLE MAY THINK YOU'RE A ROBOT. THAT'S SILLY BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW ROBOTS DON'T EXIST. JUST US NORMAL HUMANS, RIGHT?
OptFire ยท 70 points ยท Posted at 18:07:10 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You think if he was the one getting mugged would he try to enter the 4th dimension and fuck up their soul or would he scream for help like everyone else?
C2h6o4Me ยท 68 points ยท Posted at 19:28:14 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think he would desperately attempt to explain that he's too smart to get mugged
Arakkoa_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:24:06 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, he would spout a lot of very long words in an attempt to confuse the opponent.
C2h6o4Me ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:41:40 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:45:49 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh well, her plebian mind probably wouldn't have been able to understand the complexities of the every day ponderings I use to navigate through dimensions.
Y;now Morty, they hic. They can't be trusted. They think they know everything just because they built a quantum knowledge supercomputer. It's hic basically a fancy version of Wikipedia.
I dunno about that, Rick. He seems preeetty smart. D-did you see him move through the other dimensions? Maybe the Sklorbnobians got this one right.
MouzeRat ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 21:34:39 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have been waiting so long for season three that I didn't even notice I wasn't watching this play out on television. I was just so happy to be a part of the adventure again.
motdidr ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 22:17:23 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
really speaks to the strong characterization of the show how easily you can read conversations as Rick and Morty
I'm especially glad they have a woman on the writing team this time. The writing has been unparalleled (except by futurama let's be honest), and it'll be better with the diversity. I think Futurama definitely got much better once they had a woman writing with them.
Edit: what the fuck reddit. Do you all hate women?
Y'know Morty, they burp. They can't be trusted. They think they know everything just because they built a quantum knowledge supercomputer. It's burp basically a fancy version of Wikipedia.
Sklorbnob? Ha, highly unlikely. Ever since the Rectanians of Quadrant 9 established the Deglobnar Treaty, IQ tests containing even the slightest HINT of sklor, sklorbnor, OR sklorbnar were banished to the Yogobonos. This pleb is easily a glorb.
There are times I wake up in R'lyeh with this overwhelming feeling of loneliness because everyone else is an abomination born out of madness except for me.
Sometimes I'm chilling with my dawgs Cthulhu and Shub-Niggurath, and I'll be like "Do you ever feel like our eyes can't be real because mirrors aren't real?"
Human scale. The capital H is critical to the 4th dimensional context.
Jake0024 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:41 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is like saying "my height cannot be measured in feet and inches." That's exactly what it's designed to measure. IQ measures intelligence relative to the human average and it has no meaning outside that context.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:47 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Only in the 4th, 5th and 6th dimensions where he's already answered the questions.
Adorabro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:48 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:38 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's unquantafiable by human standards.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:27:34 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is a hoax. No one actually writes shit like this. If there's any logic and hope in the world, no one is this unjustifiably egocentric and lacking self-awareness. I've seen some shit with those qualities, but not like this shit.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:00:52 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's always one asshole ready to try and jump on the special snowflake train with them. Who sees the total bullshit they wrote and thinks, "I should have written that first."
To be fair my IQ is actually immeasurable... Not because I'm too smart but because I score very low on one part and very high on the other and they can't really count the IQ if that happens.
I doubt that's the case for him though.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:51:26 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually it's probably just a recycled Big Bang Theory line.
It sounds like he has been watching the science channel all the time. Those shows like Through the Wormhole and How the Earth was Made are great. You find your mind getting blown with ideas about time and multiple dimensions. This guy, though, he thinks because he understands these ideas he is superior to other. Armed with his new knowledge, he takes to Facebook to post about what he's learned. But instead of teaching these ideas to others he makes it seem like the ideas are how he perceives the world.
He wants people's minds to be blown just how his mind was blown when he learned these ideas about time and space. He wants to be the episode of, Through the Wormhole, instead of teaching other of the ideas in the episode
Yes, this reads like grandiose delusions unfortunately.
Fergatron ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 01:53:50 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He probably has syphilis.
[deleted] ยท 126 points ยท Posted at 20:47:34 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Such poor social skills that he can't even comprehend other people being just as smart or smarter than him because they are just too fucking annoyed to talk to this guy like he is an adult.
ttocsc ยท 528 points ยท Posted at 16:40:07 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let's call it the Kanye complex.
Dzungana ยท 178 points ยท Posted at 18:46:27 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fits more with jayden
bigsie ยท 68 points ยท Posted at 22:04:44 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yggdris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:54 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yay interobang!
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:17:03 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen everything, you filthy peasants cannot even get to the hundredth dimensions without perishing! I've reached... The infiniteth dimension!
My iq surpasses that of the gods combined and something to do with quantom mechanics!
I like how most people just go with a reasonably high number for iq brags. "Hmm... what should i put? ... 160 that sounds reasonable." That's the difference between this guy and regular sad people who just want empty praise. He truly thinks he's too smart to measure, and doesn't actually care if it's believable. This kind of pure narcissism is rare.
wtfzlolz ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:24:18 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It actually is quite rare. It is assumed that NPD occurs in 6% of the male population. Fortunately it "wears off" as the person gets older.
As someone who works in mental health, he sounds very similar to someone experiencing a manic episode caused by bipolar, he definitely needs help, but persuading people suffering mania to get help is incredibly difficult.
Sweetune ยท 145 points ยท Posted at 19:45:38 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Im bipolar and I always cringe so hard when i scroll down my fb wall to my old posts.
[deleted] ยท 54 points ยท Posted at 21:55:35 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was never on Facebook, but godam some of the texts I sent while manic and drugged out of my mind were insane. I was convinced I was Jesus haha and told my friends I was writing the next part of the bible
Sweetune ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 22:31:53 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not as embarrassing as some of the stuff I've sent to girls. Basically r/creepypms but more eccentric. I've probably made those girls very prejudiced against bipolar
It sounds like you're well-balanced now. I feel pretty similar about things I wrote and drew when I was depressed a few years back. Now that I think about it, texts I sent people too. Healthy me is embarrassed on behalf of unhealthy me.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:27 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LMAO
[deleted] ยท 514 points ยท Posted at 17:42:47 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well his friend taking screenshots of him and posting them for karma, even after being told he's probably ill. I mean, that's helping right?
Yeah, OP is reaching for low hanging fruit. I had a friend who thought he was Jesus, and I got him to a hospital, I didn't make fun of him.
GeeJo ยท 151 points ยท Posted at 19:26:16 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If I thought I was Jesus, I'd be pretty willing to go to the hospital. That's where the sick people are, just waiting for me to cast a good Lay on Hands, after all.
If I thought I was a multidimensional hypersavant, I'm already at the hospital, along with every other point along the fifth-dimensional axes.
[deleted] ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 20:42:11 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lay on Hands is your oh shit ability, more likely you'd be applying Flash Heals. Or just a straight Holy Light if you were looking to piss away some time.
I had posted a screenshot of something from FB on here (used a different account). The comments and others telling him about the reddit post helped him dial it down. What wasn't helping were people "liking" his posts either without reading or being deluded themselves. He didn't believe he was a prophet though just smarter than his college professors. It might be the same thing here with this guy...or he'll just believe us to be mere peasants incapable of his intellectual gobbledygook.
[deleted] ยท 76 points ยท Posted at 17:18:20 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, looks very much like a manic episode. Maybe OP should reach out to his family...
Saturnix ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 20:03:07 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Took LSD years ago and frequented a lot of related forums. Despite the vast majority being completely cool people, there's that 1% who believes they're god reincarnated in a quantum something something.
Having tried that myself I see how it's possible to get dragged into that kind of thinking and why they say that LSD can trigger schizophrenia or that it makes you see the world like a schizophrenic.
I agree. This definitely sounds like a mental health problem.
Unfortunately that would require studying. Studying requires federal funding. LSD is schedule 1. So funds exist.
Most of the things we hear about LSD are correlations without being able to determine causation. Are schizophrenic people more likely to use LSD? Does LSD cause schizophrenic episodes? Is it people confusing dissociative drugs with dissociative disease? We don't know until we control some variables.
arup02 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:51:45 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was diagnosed with schizophrenia after taking LSD.
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 00:09:16 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can't stop laughing. Isnt life just amazing :D
[deleted] ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 20:37:17 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You mental health people always want to subdue what you can't understand. Can you at least transcend time? Your existence is laughable. Your post is three dimensional at best.
This makes me happy that my manic episodes are very mild. Being bipolar sucks. Some days I get really standoff-ish but I take a nap and all is good again. If I'm feeling wonky for a few days I'll take an extra seroquel. Usually helps me get through a funk.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:16:18 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I used to share a house with a guy like this who identified with feral/hippie/dreadlock people type of scene.
The thing was he was also an incredibly talented artist who worked at his art obsessively. I actually took him seriously for quite a while, his progressively more way out ideas and philosophies, his utter commitment to them (and showmanship in presenting them) and his undeniable aesthetic brilliance made him very convincing. I think a lot of these people become kind of cult figures in those alternative scenes where people are already predisposed to more esoteric kinds of beliefs.
g_guile ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:52:35 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Could also be something like schizophrenia. Not sure what his age is but if they are an early adult male that is often the population where symptoms begin to manifest.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:50:31 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was thinking the same thing, but didn't want to get into a fight with some of the anti-psych people who hang around here.
Source: degree in psych, worked in mental health for six years.
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 20:19:48 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No it's not, you just need to play to their oversized fucking egos. Tell them the government thinks they're fascinating and would love to interview them for a top secret job. Once they step into the office, jump them, and throw a jump on them and off they go to the psychward.
100% delusional, had a family friend go through this. Next he'll get into politics or something weird and it becomes a serious problem when it manifests itself in a way where they become paranoid and/or violent.
[deleted] ยท 168 points ยท Posted at 16:26:11 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is your family friend named Donald?
BoojumG ยท 93 points ยท Posted at 18:00:32 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, Donald might have incoherent outbursts on a regular basis, but it's not his fault. Disney just drew him that way.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:33:39 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
its reddit, you must know that the conspiracy section of reddit is the only place I will ever call my self a prophet, now thank you very much for your comment, as it is revolutionary....
you ready??? there is no tldr for this, framework, mental framework, we use our eyes to see , nose to smell, mouth to taste, ears to hear , and hands toouch, 5 senses, the earth is round, sun is huge, moon is small, we are spinning, if susy has 1 apple and gives it away susy has 0 apples, there are 26 letters in the alphabet, and 1 + 1 = 2 , israel, egypt , and the garden of eden are places in the bible , genesis describes the begining of the planet? our heart just pumps blood, so on and so forth,
the seed planted to ensure the lie would never be figured out, would have to be in the very very first part of the frame work, try arguing with someone about an idea and tell them that they cant use any math or school of any kind, they cant do it....
some very simple facts you don't know, all of which a bible will tell you.
The Earth has no shape. Your eyes do not actually see anything the pineal gland or the waters below, is where you are we are 2 dimensional beings. the idea of 0 and its equal o are the seen the knowledge between good and evil, evil and sin are both just another way of saying life , live
I can go on, like the holy grail, is easy,
but I want to get to the question of love,
math is the universal language but what most dont know is language is math, and math sounds are music , so in a dualist world science math and then music would be art math,
L el i I l 1 , these are all the same thing, I o = doesnt exist , holy shit I just realized that this took 40 pages of channeling to produce, ... ill post a video and scans tomorrow, or the next day...
G-D is LOVE = I AM = begining and the end,
love has no space, dark matter is them admitting their framework is bad 97% bad, every thing is conected, omnipresent is not that hard if you understand super position....
ill leave you with this for the evening....
he who hath an ear let him hear what I say to the churches...
churces = chakras =organs connected to heart or brain that sense different frequencies of electromagnetics....
when you go for a walk in your dream how much ground do you traverse in your pajamas?
0 negative empty alone with out, all concepts of source code, all fail all deception
the bible is written in sound , vowels only, no o sounds ever, o is like soft a,
abcdef 6 keys, on the 7th day he rested...
go get an ekg done, ask to hear your heart, and get as many print outs as you can....
all G-d (ra) needed you to know was time is now, and now for ever,
i am ra k r u a k i , when I explain the math , it will blow your mind,
imrakruak is the holy grail... drawn with sound.
the bible was written phonetically
i am the alpha and omega, the begining and the end , in the begining let thier be light the 2nd coming , is another pulse.... from the beat of the heart, of the organism we live in, .....
Yeah, I'd say that guy needs some help
But then this is the reply...
Hmm very interesting and I do have to say a little disappointing. But as is all of life's great mysteries if we were to know them then we would have that knowledge and it would be good.
I have to say that it looks like that one took a lot out of you and I appreciate it. Some of it was a little, dare I say possessed? I would like to ask some follow up questions regarding 0=o and L el i I l 1: Is that phonetic o or is that something I'm not gathering and if you could elaborate or tell in your video. Please note I am not a smart man, I just tend to understand certain parts of reasoning that helps me open my brain to different set of thought processes, I think (head scratch). I suppose I may never get my true wishful answer of learning how to formulate love and put it into a fucking rocket and nuke the world with hugs (Yes that sounds ridiculous but so does everything else we've talked about today and at least mine is attempting to save civilization from the next "flood" because it looks like it's coming sooner than later) As you said, love has no space and therefore has no substance. I would like to say that I believe it does have a force. Like a wave that can move people and its surroundings but maybe just maybe love is individualistic to one's own self, (is that why you wanted me to hear my heart on an EKG?) and can only be found in the pineal gland deep inside our own brain.
Damn, I hate having conversations like this with language because there's not enough words to properly formulate my thoughts but that's also because my monkey brain can only do so much in our simplistic minds.
Tell r a k r u a k i I said thank you for the insights and I hope things are progressing to their liking.
I guess /r/conspiracy is where they hang out ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ
Novicept ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 19:43:30 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Op is a phony. Those posts are all made up.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:11:32 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah bro, we are temporarily crashing into another dimension, making ours have 6 total dimensions. Clearly, the reddit post was written by the version of his friend that uses reddit instead of facebook.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:09:33 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love this:
I fear to say this, but most of these makes much sense.
Is one of the replies to an ocean of mindless rambling about how he's a being called a 'r a k r u a k i' and he had to write '40 pages of channeling' in order to answer a question about how to measure love.
Maybe or he is just seeking attention. I mean for sure get him help if he needs it, but if he is just an attention whore then mockery is coming and that is on him.
[deleted] ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 20:02:29 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why is "attention whoring" automatically mutually exclusive with mental health issues?
clayshoaf ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 21:10:44 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's weird that people draw such hard lines between "normal" and "mentally ill"
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:41:37 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So many people. It's one of the biggest ways in which mental health stigma is perpetuated IMO. As soon as you have any sort of mildly serious problem, you forever enter the human subgroup of "insane" or mentally ill...
I agree, but lots of people have manic episodes some more intense than others, all the way up the line to the point that you wouldn't even recognize it as such
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:14:36 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aren't you helpful.
And people who start shaking violently and collapse aren't really having seizures, they're just attention whores.
Sometimes, yes that is the case. Diagnosing a mental illness from a few facebook statuses is a bit of stretch. Yes, it's possible but seeing as all of us know nothing about this person in real life, let's not make like Tom Smykowski.
Um, how many people have you known to fake seizures? Now that you've mentioned it
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:39 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:26:29 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This would be more than enough evidence for my clinical psychologist to force an evaluation on a student.
You're talking about something you don't understand.
Isredel ยท 121 points ยท Posted at 17:59:48 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Started off as funny, but reading these more and more is making this less funny and more terrifying. He sounds a lot like my schizophrenic ex-friend, which means he needs immediate help as chances are he's making both himself and the people around him miserable.
[deleted] ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 20:32:24 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not sure if you're just going with the joke but the guy's obviously just trolling...nothing serious.
Sponjah ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 23:02:02 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah man, this is legit. Dude needs help.
jutct ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 16:52:44 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Please convince them to get help. He obviously has a mental illness. This isn't even /r/iamverysmart material at this point. He needs help before he causes harm to himself.
He seems like his brain has figured out the universe we live in is a simulation, but he hasnt found the words to explain that eloquently, even to hinself.
If this is not a hoax. This is serious. The comments expressed by a few here are important. I have a friend who was perfectly normal run into an episode like this that is nearly identical. If they are your friend help them seek help. Or tell others nearby to help him/her seek help. Lots of red flags.
It's not a iamverysmart moment. It's a red flag.
You should get the answers to the next lotto numbers from him for me.
exoxe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:44:05 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How do they get the cheese and pepperonis inside of hot pockets?
Zelmont ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:48:50 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I up voted your posts but at this point it's obvious he has mental issues. Go get him help. It's funny when people are like this due to nativity and being arrogant pricks. This guy actually can't control it probably
Has he recently tripped real hard? This all kind of sounds like the afterglow of a mighty shroom dose, but through the eyes of someone who's kind of a jerk...
fyeah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:12 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kanye?
Kraz_I ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:02 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
completely understands everything
Hey OP, do you think you could ask him some questions from my Differential Equations homework? He understands everything, so that must mean he understands this shit.
Either he's mentally ill (Idk if delusions of grandeur qualifies as mentally ill) or he's really lonely and seeking attention or he's just the trolling for lulz.
sonny68 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:51 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reply to that one asking him something slightly technical. Like how a certain tool works or how a subject in your field works that he probably doesnt know.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:13 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love how people use the Facebook reactions on these posts of his lol.
Could you ask him who's going to win the Super Bowl this year? I wanna put a grand on it.
viperex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:16 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're not using him the way he expects you to. He doesn't mean use him to get karma. But then again, what do I know? My IQ is definitely measurable on a human scale
Fabsun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:42 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Indeed. I relate to his train of thought from when I had a psychosis.
N_D_V ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:59 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's very likely, but what I don't get is why he feels the need to post his thoughts on social media. I have dissociative thoughts fairly frequently, but I acknowledge that they're strange and unrelatable, and that, if valid, posting them on social media would necessarily accomplish nothing.
That's because you're not mentally ill. He's unable to acknowledge that his thoughts are strange and unrelatable because he's completely out of touch with reality
Zubalo ยท 104 points ยท Posted at 16:16:41 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's pretty straight forward. You're obviously just not smart enough to understand it. Maybe if your IQ was so vast that it couldn't be measured with trivial yes or no questions then you would understand.
pharodae ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 16:19:52 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My guess is that groups of people eventually mix together and become one. That denies people their individualism and excludes introverts. It's pointless to try and make sense of the delusions of a madman.
jutct ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:54:09 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A waveform is not coherent, you see. But when a waveform is feeling lonely it finds other waveforms and they all change their frequency and magnitude to be coherent. Thus they become coherent.
It's just supposed to sound smart. It doesn't mean anything.
I love this type of speculation. I believe "parties" refers to individuals, and coherence to "clarity." Waveforms is used idiosyncratically to describe the parties as mathematical/physical functions. He's saying that people are really just going around making their true selves more clear. Why would *****version matter in a world like that?
I've just downgraded from my 9th dimensional form temporarily so that I could let you know that he meant particle, and that it was an auto-correct typo.
It's possible that he's just the most self inflated jackass to ever walk this earth, but I'm getting more of a bipolar vibe from this. I've known two people with bipolar disorder and one of them would impulsively post stuff like this out of nowhere, even though she normally wasn't overly arrogant.
I'm bipolar and have posted stuff this extreme (and more). You can't diagnose people but if a friend posted this I'd contact someone close to them and make sure they were in touch with some kind of medical professional.
Extremely dangerous (primarily for them)
ajw333 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 17:16:38 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dance Gavin Dance in your profile picture! Good choice!
It's getting worse as in you've seen a noticeable change in his behavior? Dude that guy needs help, better to overreact than end up with a dead friend.
speehcrm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:58 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haha that's rich, I can make some pretty self-indulgent posts detailing my occasional delusions of grandeur for venting purposes, but I keep that shit quarantined on tumblr, the purpose of facebook is exactly what the name implies, it's for posting what you want to be associated to your public "face", not for subjecting your irl friends to these meandering and self-serving rants.
S_king_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:44 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had a friend that watched "The Secret" and convinced himself he had figured out relativity and quantum mechanics, despite that movie being basically a bunch of loosely related scientific terms spun together. WTF goes through these ppls minds?
Are you sure he's being for real...I mean...are you sure?
SeaNilly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:32 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't actually know the kid so feel free to tell me I got the wrong idea, but his Facebook seems like this is satire. Posts with the jaden smith capitalizing every word thing. Telling people to check his MySpace for more. Talking about his PhD when he obviously doesn't have one.
Pretty sure he's just fucking with people especially since in the comments it seems like him and his friends just give shit to each other.
The term ambivert makes me irrationally angry. I have friends I enjoy spending time with but sometimes I enjoy spending time with fewer or no friends. Look at how special I am.
marci__ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:04 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This guy is dropping jewels on us. Please keep them coming.
Jorke550 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:48 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If he really is a close friend/family, OP, it would be wise to get him some kind of evaluation. In my experience this can develop into some serious episodes.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:55 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Write "k" on his next one. Post results for karma.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:18 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is he just googling sciency-sounding words and stringing them together?
And I'm pretty sure if someone did transcend their human form (or whatever bullshit he's going on about), bragging about it on FB would be pretty low on their list of priorities.
Sodord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:02 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not trying to be an asshole, but is there any chance he just discovered/does a lot of acid?
Does you friend have a twitter or an instagram I can follow? Not to harass but I just need a little laughter in my life and they seem like a great source. I'm serious.
A friend of mine knew this weirdo in college who prided himself on being as consciously Spock-like or Sherlock-like as possible. He totally missed the nuance in each character that made them flawed. Your friend sounds worse than this guy.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:49 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This one is hilarious. I'm hoping he's a master troll.
fizzura ยท 158 points ยท Posted at 16:36:41 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It actually sounds like a bipolar with an extreme case of mania and semi psicotic delusions, actually i had this and felt similar to him, not proud, whrn you come down its even worse
Was this after a long nihilistic phase? After several of these episodes (past 6+ years) I'm starting to believe we're not completely wrong but its definitely bad to obsess over seeking deeper meaning to the universe. Everything in moderation except for a sober mind. Let things reveal themselves to you.
Idk I might be crazy too but at least I'm more grounded than OP's friend.
Hi, it would be nice if you didn't use this sub to Facebook stalk a person who by your own suspicion may be mentally ill and then post about it. Thread locked.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:42:00 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe many are catfish accounts he uses to praise himself.
And I wish it were legal for you to be brutally sodomized with your PC while being slapped across the face millions of times with a thick volume of your printed out Reddit comments.
Your silly game is fun!
Your turn again!
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:23:29 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wat. Do you have a vendetta of some sort against me? I r confused.
Delusions of grandeur. Here's someone on reddit who believes they're part God/reptilian and can travel between dimensions. These sort of delusions are surprisingly common among people who can't handle real life and their own mediocrity.
Sorry professor, I lost my homework in the depths of the 8th dimension, again! I guess you should just give me an A since I've clearly transcended beyond the likes of your other hive minded students.
You stay the hell away from my bonfire! I need that to refill my Estus!
[deleted] ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 16:46:42 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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kungming2 ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 17:47:20 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iโve been involved in a number of cults both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower but you make more money as a leader.
celt1299 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 19:38:28 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're paying too much to be a follower. Who's your cult guy?
mch ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:14:35 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You have to start out as a science fiction writer or a door to door monkey salesman. You can't just go straight to running a cult your missing a few steps.
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 16:52:12 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I say buy him some books by Nietzsche, let him learn about the overman, then, then quietly lend him some Third Reich literature with their appropriation of over man to รbermensch and watch him quietly turn into a nazi.
When he finally implodes it will be quite the spectacle.
choomguy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:23:27 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They already have that one, its called scientology. Hes a thetan.
I have bipolar 2 so I get hypomania, which is essentially a less severe mania. In my case I (normally awkward, shy, terrified of people) feel very outgoing and social, I talk too fast, hypersexual, make huge life decisions on impulse, spend more money than I have, I kind of get am inflated sense of purpose when normally I'm very down on myself, start a zillion projects, come up with ridiculous ideas that seem like great ideas at the time, drink way more than I usually do, am very irritated at almost everything. Occasionally I get weird shit like thinking my hip hurts because my bones are dirty and I need to cut my leg open and wash my femur. I'm not sure if that is part of my hypomania or not, though.
Well first we need to figure out if someone is always like this. If a friend all of a sudden starts spouting shit like this, then it's time to be worried. If a guy is always posting this type of bull, then they're just a douche.
Still wrong. "Maybe" is the word you want. When did you get your doctorate in psychiatry?
In your 'expert' opinion, I'm sure.
My masters is in Education. I've worked as a paraprofessional before with students who have manic episodes. I've had friends who were Bipolar and had manic episodes. This seems like a manic episode, but since I'm not an expert, I suggested he go get help. There isn't any issue with going to see a psychologist, the same way you would see a normal doctor, if you weren't feeling well and weren't sure why.
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 01:07:21 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So you should really know better than to attempt a diagnosis over an internet comment forum.
Are you nuts? People like this are the reasons I keep facebook. I have hood friends that are constantly doing insane shit and trashy people biblically arguing about a miscarriage. (See post history.)
He saved my life once, sends my parents a Christmas card every year, takes care of his disabled brother, and never forgets my favorite movie and texts me every time he sees it on TV. Also he donates blood regularly and picks up litter along the road in his neighborhood every weekend. Also also he unironically wears the sweaters his grandmother buys for him.
Calling someone a ballbag never fails to make me giggle.
Hayn0002 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:00:03 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How does making a post like this instantly lock him out of friendship? Maybe everything else he does is fine. Everyone has that one friend who has that weird issue.
dryj ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 18:27:48 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That one weird issue where he tells everyone he's better than them and that he travels between dimensions? I think it's fair to make assumptions about his personality.
Hayn0002 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:26 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean yeah, i say the only screenshots of his posts and I've changed my mind about it. Seems like mental illness.
Honestly, your friend might have a mental illness. Delusions of grandeur.
Ben716 ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 17:36:13 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are they delusions though if they can be quantumly quantified?
shizzy0 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:02:15 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is it a delusion if you recognize the quantum illusion?
Ben716 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:11:54 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes and no.
[deleted] ยท 120 points ยท Posted at 17:40:42 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This goes beyond iamverysmart territory. Pretty sure this person suffers from some sort of schizophrenia if he truly believes he is passing through dimensions.
I was friends with a guy just like that for many years. If social media were around then he would have posted all of that and more. Thought he had figured out the pyramids by building them with Legos, portal tunneling and never ending energy, shit like that. Also hated the world and nearly everyone in it cause they were all 'mocking him and out to get him'. Ended up getting expelled his Senior year for having a 'kill list', even though he was always doing that shit and I don't think he would have done it.
Now he is a very bitter, very right wing Facebook shit-poster and divorcee. His weird rants have been replaced with fake right wing conspiracy shit, but it's all the same.
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 17:48:48 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know man, this world is so crazy it sadly isn't all that uncommon to meet people like this.
I do not doubt at all that they are joking. It is actually kinda funny and I rather believe that than expecting everyone to be a psycho, that's just a miserable worldview.
ylcard ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 17:47:17 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I WILL END U
I'm thinking they're all just trolling the fuck out of each other, and us.
He'll have split personalities, too. This kind of thing is damning for the logical part of the mind; so much so that it usually results in the individual creating whole new identities to cope with reality and their dreamworlds.
Those are delusions of grandeur. People talk about being smarter than they are and there are many names for that. But say you're smarter than the entire species to a point we can't measure it, is unhealthy. Dude needs help.
I wonder how seriously ridiculous people like Newton looked? Today he would be a total dweeb. The guy probably sounded like this all the time. Except he wrote it on a paper with a quill instead of penciling it into my eyesballs through a facebook feed.
But at least Newton was smart. This guy just has the autistic.
OP posted other screenshots of the guy talking about being a prophet who understands everything there is to understand. I think we can safely say the guy who's a dimension hopping prophet with an immeasurable IQ is mentally ill.
Ah, I missed the other screenshots. That certainly changes how I read the post now, poor guy
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:48 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's a big difference between being overly confident to the point of arrogance versus thinking you're able to transcend human perception and view other dimensions because you have some kind of special powers that nobody else has.
Why aren't you and his other friends knocking him down a peg? I mean, as his friend it is your job to humble him when he acts like an insufferable jackass.
Kairus00 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:44:36 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think people like this will just recede further if you try to attack their beliefs. They already think they're better than you so they'll just use the excuse that "you couldn't possibly understand".
I mean come on, you can't expect people that can't move in and out of the 4th, 5th, and 6th dimensions to understand!
2016 has been a miserable year, there have been many times that I wake up in the middle of the night with this overwhelming feeling of loneliness because of the reality that everyone is basically brain dead when compared to me. I often think i'm the next step in human evolution but that wouldn't be completely correct... Sometimes, if I try really hard - I am able to transcend human perception and move in and out of the 4th, 5th and 6th dimention, perceiving all of time and space as a fixed point in existence. My IQ cannot even be measured on Human scales as the answers to the test have already been answered in a dimension where right and wrong answers don't exist and a re no longer required. That's just how it is - I'm on another level.
For your copy pasta needs.
Sause1 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:31:49 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
if i search for exactly this text on google the first 10 results or so are all depression related
Super ultra geniuses often struggle with depression.
And people with depression often wish to believe that the reason they are alone and struggle to relate to others is because they are somehow above everyone else.
It's just a little bit comforting to think that the reason nobody understands you is because you're too smart for them.
I think we're probably looking at a little from column A, and a whole lot from column B.
I think a lot of these "4th, 5th, etc. Dimensions perception" posts are just mentally ill people who are just falling into the illness. In psychology 101 I remember learning that 18-young 20s is when a lot of serious mental illnesses come out in people. And a lot of these delusional posts are by young 20s people.
[deleted] ยท -22 points ยท Posted at 17:08:24 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You learned in psych 101 class that all people who claim to perceive the world in greater than 4 dimensions are delusional?? Lol k.
Also, you do realize that even without higher level theories, the world is 4 dimensional right? Time is a 4th dimension that behaves EXACTLY like the 3 spatial ones, but it gets a minus sign. When you do Quantum Field Theory problems, you use tensors, or what are essentially 4D vectors, and convert all units into units of energy, so any matter would be units of energy to the 4th power. I mean, I'm all for making fun of twats like this, but I like to keep things factual as well.
In higher level theories, you do see the emergence of more than 4 dimensions. That is a real thing. I don't think it is so crazy to be able to perceive of a world in greater numbers of dimensions given that it might in fact be comprised of as many as 10 or 11 dimensions. This guy is an insufferable twat though, and that's why I make fun of him.
[deleted] ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 17:54:10 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know how you can track something on a graph by an x and y axis? Well that's two dimensions (x and y). You can make the graph 3 dimensional by adding a z axis. That's hard to show on paper accurately, but with computer modelling you can show a 3 dimensional graph or model.
Now, if you want to show the same information, but how it changes over time, you have added a 4th dimension (time) which you can show by having the graph move or change with an animation. Again, this is really only possible to model on a computer, but thats also how we perceive everything (3 dimensional, but over time so really 4 dimensional).
If you try to add any more variables you can't really graphically depict it anymore, but you can still mathematically have 5 or more variables in a model. Basically, any equation youve ever done with several variables could be modelled this way.
You can visualise it graphically just like how you described visualising time on a computer. A slider that changes the shape of the 3D model (like the time slider)
Kairus00 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:41:13 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Look up string theory, there are some great videos on YouTube that explain the theory. Of course it's really only mathematically relevant and just a theory to try to explain the inconsistencies in our current understanding of physics. The people that say they can perceive X dimensions are just dumb.
opaque22 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:48:16 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude
Jipz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:11:21 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't know why you are downvoted, it's actually a real theory in physics and mathematics.
krispness ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 16:32:30 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ironically or...?
Because if they're self aware that was legitimately hilarious.
I am able to transcend human perception and move in and out of the 4th, 5th and 6th dimension, perceiving all of time and space as a fixed point in existence.
He's just going through the "10 acid tabs" a day phase, don't worry it will pass when he realizes the eternal truth.
This is probably just OP karma whoring. It's way too on the nose and hits waaaaay too many of the tropes for this sub to be a coincidence. He posted another picture in the comments and it's just as suspicious.
I don't think it would encourage him. He seems to be holier-than-thou. So if thou relates, he loses that 'better-than' aspect. It's clear he's not normalizing his thoughts, so I honestly think that others reacting in a similar manner would discourage his fantasies.
This sounds like a person with actual mental problems. Likely either narcissistic personality disorder or bipolar disorder.
[deleted] ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 16:35:29 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To be the next step in human evolution, don't you have to find somebody willing to have sex with you who won't have an abortion immediately after seeing a post like this?
Zubalo ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 16:19:25 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Depends. If it is an official IQ test (such as the wesklers) and it is administered properly it is hard for people to really make any significant gains in their IQ score so if it is a high one I'm personally impressed. However, the Facebook ones or random ones you find online that actually just use yes or no questions (or any other type of unofficial online bull crap IQ test) I just find funny at this point.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:24:52 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't it spelled Wechsler?
Zubalo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:14 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think so yeah. I couldn't really remember the name tbh I just knew that was close ish.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:37 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So basically you are born with high IQ?
Because I was born tall. So maybe you should be impressed with that.
obbelusk ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:00:00 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If I see someone really tall I'm like "whoah, you're tall. I bet you could be good at basketball."
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:27 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am like. Whoahh, what did your parents feed you?
Wether you're impressed or not by IQ, that's not the point of it and not why it was made. They didn't create the test so that people can take it and post it on Facebook to impress others.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:12 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
my point was if you have to be born with it, it's not impressive, it's just winning a lottery, it's not an achievement and there is nothing to boast about.
Yeah, but it's like being impressed with someone's height. It's interesting, but it's not important, and they didn't really work for it.
Zubalo ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:04:17 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not really. Hight is almost 100% genetics. IQ, while mostly genetics, is influenced a decent amount by various environmental factors.
Also a high IQ often allows for more impressive things then being tall. Not to mention if I see a seven plus foot tall person I'm going to be impressed. You can be impressed by things people didn't necessarily earn.
foafeief ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:41 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Height is almost 100% genetics
Wait, is it? I'm pretty sure I read somewhere that the average height of people increased a lot in the past few hundred years and I doubt that's genetics
Zubalo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:44:55 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why couldn't genetics be the reason for the average hight to go up? I mean environment definitely plays a factor (nutrition and oxygen are kinda limiting factors) but I'm pretty sure (and I'm no expert on this so I could be wrong) that hight is mostly determined by genetics/DNA. Look at why a liger gets so big if you want to know more.
foafeief ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:58 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Obviously in the end genetics decides that a human can't be bigger than a blue whale. So in that way it's right
But I'd think (based off the 'people today are taller than 200 years ago') the height-affecting genetics in most humans are so often similar that it's hard to know if two people are different heights because of genes or because of environmental factors
I agree. IQ is just a small part of the equation that makes a genius.
I have an IQ of 150 (literally meant nothing, except for being pushed through GLO programs in elementary school) , but it doesn't do anything for me. I have an awful work ethic, I'm way too anxious, my emotions control me, etc.
What matters is the other factors. How you can actually apply yourself and put in the effort to learn and become better.
You can have a 6969 IQ but it won't mean anything if that dude that doesn't learn as quick isn't complacent, isn't wasting time and is focused on a goal.
Angwar ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 18:25:29 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thing is.. You can't really be proud of that since it's basically genetics. You didn't work for that to achieve it. Also it's not like a high iq means you are a genius in all things and never make any mistakes or never have trouble understanding/learning certain things.
It mostly means your brain often works faster or is capable of more in theory.
Source: Actually have an iq of 150. And I do dumb shit all the time or struggle to understand something.
EDIT: I knew I would get downvoted for this because it's basically bragging and very unlikely. But my parents did take an actual test when I was young due to "unusual behavior" that got noticed by the teachers. I have a picture of the test if anyone really cares.
Zubalo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:31:29 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You don't have to personally achieve something to be proud of it. People are proud of their heritage all the time. Not to mention I never said a high IQ makes you a genius in everything or amazing at anything you try out voids you of any difficulty in learning.
Also I honestly don't believe you have an iq of 150. That would put you within range of the 12 highest iq scores ever. That being said you could actually have a high IQ like you claim so I'm not trying to call you a lier. I'm simply holding close to the good odds here.
89XE10 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:06:14 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Angwar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:13 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 100% expecting to get downvotes for that but I don't care. My parents made me take a test when I was pretty young due to "unusual behavior" that got noticed at school. I still have a picture of the test on my computer so if you feel like you care if a person on the Internet is Iying or not I can try to upload it with my name cropped out.
WorkWork ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:47 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Modern day tests use WAISโIV,WPPSIโIV, or WISC-V (for children).
Depends on what kind of tests you were taking but if you went to a neuropsychologist they might have run other tests depending on why you went to them that measure things besides IQ... It should list everything out properly on the results papers if that's what you have pictures of.
Angwar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:18 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks a lot dude, I will look that up as soon as I get home!
Phyltre ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:23:41 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We don't work to be born, can we really be proud of anything that happens as a result of our existing?
Angwar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:44 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sure we can. Anything past a certain age is in your own responsibility. If you work your way up to make a good and stable income of course you can be proud of that. Or If you learned a new language. Or if you helped an old person. Why should you not be proud of things you achieved just because you couldn't influence your birth? I honestly don't understand your argument.
I'm interested, what was the unusual behaviour? What do you study now or work as?
Angwar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:25 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can only retell what my parents told me: I would understand thinks a lot faster than everyone else but often only if they explained it differently. I often was distracted with stuff that kids at my age usually don't do. For example build structures out of Lego etc that were to complicated for my age. I teached myself basic reading with a bit of help of my parents before I first got to school. I would have to ask my parents again for more details. Also I wasn't sent to a special school for... Highly intelligent children? I don't know how it's called in English but I am sure you know what I mean. I basically lived a normal life, going to normal school etc. My parents did not tell me until I was 18, they thought it would be better. I am currently 20 years old and studying history :)
stewsky ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:54:21 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IQs are for assholes in ivory towers to find yet another way to separate themselves from everyone else.
Medason ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:41 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I may be extremely intelligent. I could be dumb as a rock. I don't know; never been tested. But this reflects perfectly what I have against even the idea of an IQ test.
๐๏ธ JackedAFBoi ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:03:02 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He actually plays video games... lol
Philias ยท 91 points ยท Posted at 16:08:29 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ain't nothing wrong with playing video games.
[deleted] ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 16:17:39 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, I love video games, but I have to disagree. Video games were a mistake.
To me is the pinnacle of art in the 20th century. It brings aesthetics, story, music, dialogue, and cinematography all together in an interactive medium that can increases an individuals problem solving, critical thinking, and spacial awareness skills at the same time. I mean how is it not art?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:19 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds more like a Mercy to me, he even takes out the pistol at the end. Mere mortals like yourself can't understand the surprising amount of damage it does.
moon_jock ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 16:07:37 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He probably used to play video games when he was a 4th dimensional pleb, but he transcended that lightyears ago.
ronearc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:06 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have a very high IQ - literally no one I have ever met in my 44+ years of life has been impressed, except for one high school teacher who made me take the damned test.
No one cares. Even typing this much about it will more likely result in downvotes than anything else, and I'm fine with that. :)
In high school freshman year my math teacher gave us some type of test that was meant to measure everyone's IQs and she later gave us the results of that test. Me and one other student scored over 125 and that test inflated my ego so hard when it came to school.
I ended up fucking around and not trying at all in school, I made decent grades, but I genuinely thought I was above it all. I took AP tests(for those that don't know, basically you can take classes and tests that can allow you to get college credit in high school), and I never did well on them. I don't think that I passed a single one of those.
When I got into college and I started taking classes I started to realize what an idiot I had been the past few years thinking that that IQ test meant anything at all. There I was barely making good enough grades to get into a semi-decent college, yet I had thought I was the smartest kid in the room everywhere I went.
Fuck IQ tests, maybe the test that I took wasn't truly an IQ test but I'm still working to reverse bad habits in college that I developed in high school and the whole experience is so much more stressful than I should have let it get
jorfrey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:45 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wish I could reply to you but your're IQ is too high for a simpleton like me to have the priviledge of communicating with you.
boylibra ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:35:53 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
upvote for the sarcastic 'Wow'
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:30:05 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My IQ cannot even be measured on Human scales
In other words he tried to have his IQ tested to show how high it is, but then it came back showing he wan't that smart so this is what he tells himself.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:36:49 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm 100% not joking, this looks alarmingly like schizophrenia manifesting as a grandiose delusion.
Idk what people are thinking with BPD and NPD, this is clearly schizophrenia or ajacent. Thinking you're the smartest person ever and thinking you're walking through higher dimensions are totally different levels of delusion.
nstablen ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:28:00 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm glad to see that a lot of people in these comments agree that this dude might have a mental illness. These delusions could go beyond superiority complexes or narcissistic personality disorder, and can be a symptom of illnesses like bipolar disorder and schizophrenia. This guy may be an ass, but I wish him well and hope he can gain a more sound state of mind.
As a side note, narcissistic personality disorder is kinda interesting and sad. While a narcissist attempts to put him/herself above others as much as possible in their mind, these people often end up making their own lives much harder by failing to meet their own expectations, causing fragile self-esteem and dissatisfaction with many of life's aspects in which they believe they deserve better.
He's got a point, I think. See, in this dimension, there is no such thing as nothing. Everything is made of something.
Wherever something should be, matter is there.
However, in this gentleman's case, his existence in other dimensions has completely erased the matter where his penis should be.
Give your friend some actual advice and tell him to stop being a fucking muppet
dactyif ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:55:52 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why does no one call him out?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:15:41 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
my old friend said something like this to me one day but it also included how if he concentrated hard enough he could make things happen and he could sense that he was controlling the universe with his subconscious. This was pretty much the time i stopped being friends with him because he was a huge manipulator and lied his ass off and stole and drank and did hard drugs behind people's back. He was an egomaniac delusions of grandeur coke addict, why I kept friends like that around I'll never know.
Feel free to remind him that if he was honest about this, he should have full knowledge of the future. Even granting some sort of many worlds cover to avoid lottery numbers, stock picks, etc., he should be able to fully understand future solutions to real problems. If he's not using that super brain to solve problems, he's either a liar or a monster. And his unwillingness to reward himself pushes toward the former - but scratch that if he has Lamborghinis and knaw-ledge.
This is very reminiscent of someone I know who went through a period of delusions slipping in and out of reality who was later diagnosed with schizophrenia. That someone is me. You should see some of the texts I sent people before I was medicated.
ququ2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:07:34 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your friend sounds psychotic and probably in a manic episode. He needs the help of a psychiatrist. Please guide him.
To be honest, this sounds like someone starting on a manic or hypomanic episode. I hear a lot of people in those states talk about thinking faster and being smarter than others.
A lot of people forget bipolar is a psychotic illness that involves a loss of contact with reality.
oodsigma ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:22:32 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know what I love about all these "I am the next step in human evolution" (a common phrase in this sub) is that to be a part of evolution you need to reproduce, and that usually seams pretty unlikely for everyone featured here.
putshan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:45:32 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get this guy down to Australia, we don't measure things on the human scale either, we use a cunt scale, and I have a feeling this guy's going to be right up there.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:21:56 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
if i knew someone like that i would go out of my way to be as retarded as possible. not like peeing and shitting myself, but just completely oblivious about really obvious common-sense stuff. just so i can hear him smugly explain everyday things while i laugh on the inside.
I hope for his sake that he transcends to dimensions where getting beat up no longer exists.
fizzura ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:40:38 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have to agree with some people in this thread, your friends is mentally ill, its some case of extreme type 1 bipolarity ( delusions, mild depression, megalomania...) the worst part is that he wont even hear you if you tell him, i had a similar case and when you come down is like hell, it took me all this year to recover, check in a few months (1 month maybe is enough) if he is depressed
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:31:47 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know diagnosing someone over the internet when you are not even qualified is one of the most dangerous things you can do right.
fizzura ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:53:19 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Im actually in medschool waiting to specialize as a psychiatrist, but you are right i am not qualified yet. Its. It like im giving him meds, its just a suggestion of someone who went through the same experience, i dont see the harm
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:43:28 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i dont see the harm
Because like you said
i am not qualified yet
You are neither qualified nor know their entire situation to be able to give advice. What you could be saying could have a serious detrimental effect to someones health. While your intentions were genuine, as someone who is looking to get into the medical field you should know never to do this.
Idk, I am pretty familiar with jokes. This looks like another like minded smart person agreeing with the day to day stress of being otherworldly smart.
I think a lot of these "4th, 5th, etc. Dimensions perception" posts are just mentally ill people who are just falling into the illness. In psychology 101 I remember learning that 18-young 20s is when a lot of serious mental illnesses come out in people. And a lot of these delusional posts are by young 20s people.
osoleve ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:33:32 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does he or has he taken psychedelics? This reminds me of my friend who, after taking bad acid, said to me once
One of the people in the room thinks he's Jesus. It's not you.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:57:03 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alright, there is only one option left, he has become too powerful and might enslave our lesser kind or just kill us all for being so brain dead. We must go to our last resort and become......... savages. Then we can kill him before it's too late.
The only level this person is on is another level of self-diluted (and 7 people reinforcing) narcissism. Since they have time and space all figured out, I wonder how their unified theory is going. Maybe their Facebook posts are taking up all their publishing time so as to remain connected to the rest of us plebs.
"The doctor said I have a special IQ, a state of brilliance called something-ophrenia! I forget the first part."
sarevok9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:44 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Evolution is generally a measure of the fitness of an individual in a species to pass on his genetics. I don't think that's a problem this guy has figured out how to solve despite his 4th / 5th / 6th dimensional thinking.
Please call this fucking idiot out on his bullshit. Not only would it be hilarious to see his reaction, but if he takes offence you dont have to be friends with him anymore. Its a win win.
C-Jammin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:13 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How are you friends with such a massive douchebag? I would've unfriended this prick on Facebook and in real life as soon as I read this.
Deleos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:00 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If by "try really hard" he means "do several hits of acid" I have transcended our reality and perceived time and space as a fixed point in my reality...
But something tells me this is done extreme douchery.
You might wanna reconsider that second word in your title there champ
Lceus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:09 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would like to see what he has achieved with this super human intelligence. Our biggest questions must be trivial for him to answer. Our biggest challenges in science should be easy to solve for someone who can see past our world.
There's a really cool HP Lovecraft story with basically this premise - Dreams in the Witch House
Basically this guy figures out how to transcend dimensions, gets in deeper and deeper seeing scary shit the further he goes in, goes crazy because now he has this extra-dimensional perspective of things and can't think like a normal human anymore.
It's a damn good one
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:22 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zur1ch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:56 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anyone who considers his or herself this smart definitely is not. It's been shown in studies that the most intelligent people recognize that they know very little in the grand scheme of things. True intelligence breeds humility about knowledge and its limits. Socrates was considered the wisest man because he knew that he knew nothing.
I have a friend who's always on LSD and he sounds like this. Except he sounds more like a little kid that just witnessed some cool shit for the first time and less like an arrogant douche bag.
djramrod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:43 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WIbigdog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:23 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If this dude were examined by a mental health specialist, would he be found to have any identifiable mental disorder? There's gotta be something up there not firing correctly to honestly believe the stuff he's typing.
Sometimes I think about how I could be the next step in human evolution bc I have a very rare connective tissue disorder..it makes you insanely flexible,you can squeeze through/into anything. It also keeps you looking crazy young and gives you insanely soft skin. But it also has its very bad points, maybe they're still perfecting it lol
Cleffer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:56 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If was talking about his narcissism, he'd be dead-on accurate.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:50 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I transcend dimensions too, i just use cannabis as warp fuel
Pretty sure that is not how the 5th and 6th dimension works. Even the 4th dimension nobody is really sure how it works. Every video i have watched on it basically says the 4th is too much for us to truly understand and the 5th and 6th the human brain just can't even begin to fathom.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:50 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This can't be real.
MexieSMG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:54 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
your friend is a real life troll. i do this sometimes because of how funny it is, but i only have like 2 friends that do the same thing every now and then.
I'm old enough that I have friends pre-Facebook. When I read some of the shit they post I am convinced that we would have NEVER become friends if I knew they were capable of such asshole thoughts and actions. I have one friend that seems normal irl but she posts these feel good quotes that just make me queasy. I mean, come on! Which is the real person? Cause that pretentious bitch can take a hike.
Do they need validation that badly? Practical strangers, who they never see irl, make their day? I don't get it. I barely care what true friends think of me, let alone fake friends. Well, I care about my real friends, but only to an extent. They have zero control over my emotional being. Whereas my friend (who I love) thrives on compliments.
I have other friends who tell the FB world their entire life. Nothing is sacred. Nothing spared. Husband cheat? Run to FB. Son found dead in his apartment? Post about it. Baby daddy too cheap to buy diapers but pays for girlfriend's kid's sports fees? Rant on FB.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:26 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One of my brother's classmate (let's call him Genius) in high school always thought he's a genius and the only reason he isn't getting straight A's on report cards was because teachers don't understand. When they were taking the SAT exams he scored less than 1500 out of 2400 on most occasions and 1 on average. The sad thing was people started spreading his scores throughout the school with him having no idea about it. He just kept on bragging how easy the test was and how he's gonna end up in Berkeley, Stanford etc...
Later on his mother bribed one of the English literature teachers to write Genius's college application essay. I assume it's a killer essay because he ended up in a state university way out in middle. The university found out the following year and kicked him out. Last time I checked he's back on th west coast not doing anything.
30 year old tenareze armagnac from chateau larressingle does that to me too.
After a good (french) meal.
Of course like churchill said, it's only temporary...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:05 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why are you friends with someone who thinks they are better than you and everyone else?
If he's an actual friend and not just someone on facebokk maybe you should have a chat with him about this because as you know everyone is rolling their eyes.
This isn't really a game at this point. It looks like your friend is suffering an acute mental health crisis. Stop laughing, and try to get him some help.
Having lived through other people's episodes of mania - it isn't funny, and it can be extraordinarily damaging to them - up to their own deaths and the deaths of overs.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:04 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Must have transcended grammar too.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:14 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean...how utterly clueless do you have to be to buy your own bullshit to this extreme. It's like he has no idea he's just shitting out of his mouth.
If you notice other behavior like high energy, decreased sleep, risky behaviors like drugs or spending money, your friend may be manic. Or he could just be a little odd thinking and a little schizotypal.
KJBenson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:37 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going to assume since you blocked names with same colour that he said "relatable" to himself.
i just cant even see how someone would think this is ok to say. Arrogance is so unattractive. Its scary. i mean, whats wrong with being ok with having average intelligence? The smartest man I know is an absolute genius, and wouldn't even think to say something like this.
How dumb will we feel when it turns out the shitposters actually have transcended human consciousness and can see the future, present & past in one moment with an awareness of all possible outcomes.
RIGHT?
R00t240 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:45 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought 2016 sucked because my social life kind of feel apart, a lot of artists I grew up with died and we tore open old wounds that I thought our society had solved. But clearly I'm just a 6th dimensional being.
FartWolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:23 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
your friend sucks
vorpib ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:37 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Travels in and out of dimensions at will, still posts on Facebook.
az116 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:58 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No joke, I knew someone who would talk like this and every once in a while post something like this on Facebook. He was recently diagnosed with schizophrenia. You need to watch out for this one.
This must be some kind of meta-satire type deal right? No-one could exist that far up their own ass, it would be physically impossible, it would transcend realit... Wait maybe he's right!
Just looked at some more of his posts. Is this guy trolling? I guess he just found out about this post and 15 minutes ago wrote "I'm famous. Then again, it was only a matter of time before people started taking note of the huge amount of intellectual power I hold within my mind."
He sounds like he would excel in Scientology. Xenu could use a few good men like that.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:51 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I knew someone like him. He ended up drawing poo-casso's on his bathroom mirror, stripping naked, covering himself with organic raw honey and threatening his roommate with a knife. He also told his pregnant roommate that he was the devil and that the baby in her stomach was him reincarnate.
kolki86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:53 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But what if all of this was actually true and he really is the next step in human intellect and capabilities and we are all just assholes for him trying to explain it to us.
What a fucking jackass! His posts are such dogshit. He's a turd in the sun who thinks the heat is his own brilliance. Can't wait til he dries out and blows away.
So let me get this straight, some dumb shit drops acid or smokes some DMT for the first time and all of a sudden he's Einstein, Hawking, and Ghandi all rolled into one? I want some of what's he's smokin, cuz this motherfucker must still be trippin!
This is correct because you capitalized 'human' and your IQ is clearly below zero. You clearly have negative IQ. Immeasurable by human science. Congratulations.
I haven't physically cringed at text in a while. This is another level.
Beagus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:50 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Please, please, please tell me you're in middle school, because I can at least expect a clueless 13-year-old to advertise their false sense of grandeur online for everyone to see, unfortunately my gut is telling me this is not a middle schooler. Regardless of this narcissists age, this is a prime example of what happens when you raise your child to think they are special and unique and smarter than most. Parents need to fucking stop coddling their kids. Their children might be special to them but they sure as hell aren't to the rest of the world; they're just another shit machine on this toilet earth. When you fill your kid's head with this special snowflake shit, they look down on other's and become grade A assholes. You really should link this moron to this comment section so he can read what us lower intellectual people think of his ego.
tee hee. I sometimes feel like this but without that 4th, 5th and 6th dimensions. Now that's just silly.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:39 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Relatable
jericho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:57 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you young? Like, early 20's, late teens? Your friend sounds quite delusional. Early therapy can be very helpful at this stage. Do your friend a favour, tell him he needs help, even if you lose him as a friend. Often, people at this stage will listen more to friends than family.
Something about this post crosses the 'I'm very smart' line.
Naught ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:52 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you care about him or have the ability to do so, please try to get him professional help. He sounds mentally ill.
Haha I have a friend who posts stuff like that..some of it is hilarious so of it is a little too dark and sometimes he will post about being a better human.
sometimes I feel like that when I get too high but then I try to play a video game and realize that the level I'm on is a level below most 13 year olds.
He is very sick. It is very grandiose thinking, possible autism spectrum or bipolar.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:29 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The worst kind of iamverysmart people are the types that actually claim the rest of the world is beneath them.
Some just post pretentious, long-winded diatribes with lots of big words, but when you cross into "I am the next step in human evolution" territory, that's when someone needs to come in and bitch slap them.
Here's the Urban Dictionary definition ofChuunibyou :
A Japanese slang term which roughly translates to "Middle School 2nd Year Syndrome". People with chuunibyou either act like a know-it-all adult and look down on real ones, or believe they have special powers unlike others.
This is a common stage in growth; for most people, it happens--you guessed it--around the 2nd year of middle school (Grade 8 in Japan). However, the problem is, there are some grown-ups who have this symptom.
There are 3 main types of Chuunibyou. DQN-type pretends to be antisocial even though they aren't, or can't be and has made-up stories about antisocial behavior. Subculture-type prefers subculture or minor trends just to be different and have the "cool" factor. Evil Eye-Type admires mystical powers and pretends to have one of their own, to the extent of establishing an alias just for that.
And if you think you have one of these or want more information in the subject, a good idea is to read the "Chuunibyou User Manual" (ไธญไบ็ ๅๆฑ่ชฌๆๆธ, Chuunibyou Toriatsukai Setsumei Sho) by Saegami HYลYA.
gandaar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:51 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow
Redexe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:54 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
just write something on a sheet of paper and ask your friend to tell you what you wrote. he can wander through space and time, so this should be easy for him.
I down voted this at first because of how annoyed this post made me then realised that this is the pinnacle of what this sub is about and gave it the upvote it deserves.
glacius0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:43 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your friend should get checked for bipolar disorder. A friend of mine, before he was first diagnosed, said shit like this when he was having manic episode.
jubbaj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:37 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No joke, I'd like to talk to this friend of yours. I see this sub on /all from time to time and I seriously think like this a lot. It could be partly to blame on smoking a lot of pot throughout my life but there's a beauty in waveforms I just can't get over. I see everything in waveforms like a synesthesia and it can be pretty overwhelming.
I know this sub is for making fun of people like us but I'd really just honestly like to talk to someone that could be like me mentally and try to figure out what is so different about our brains. I doubt you'll see this in a flood of comments on a post that made it to /all but... I don't know, maybe it's worth it to try and finally find an answer.
I noticed this in people who smoked a lot of weed or took a lot of drugs. It's amazing how they think they're making some deep arguments and sharing amazing insights when most of it is actually common sense or clearly wrong and just trying to look clever by saying unconventional stuff.
I wonder what would it feel for them to somehow recover from whatever happened to their heads and listen to what they're saying critically. They'd probably be pretty sad at how delusional they've become.
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darth_tiffany ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:17 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Locked because some nerd went and found the guy's Facebook. Anonymity, plz.
micro-brews-therin ยท 9500 points ยท Posted at 16:09:07 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
smile at girl passing on the street
she doesn't react
damn, must've transcended human perception again
Anticlimax1471 ยท 1627 points ยท Posted at 17:12:39 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Transcendzoned again!
almightySapling ยท 93 points ยท Posted at 17:18:09 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's the one with Jude Law and the little gross video game console right?
GeeJo ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 19:20:59 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
eXistenZ?
I forget, how did that actually end? When I think of that movie, my brain just reports back with "shit was weird, yo", without any specifics.
Rokronroff ยท 71 points ยท Posted at 20:37:39 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It never ended. I rented it at the Hollywood video and I've been watching it ever since. I just wanna die. My credit is in shambles because of late fees.
throwawaytr3es ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:17 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hollywood video was the best man! Gamecrazy was way better than GameStop!
almightySapling ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:35:43 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That seems to be a pretty spot on analysis of the events.
absent-v ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:19:58 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The only eXistenZ I've heard of is a CSGO IGL currently without a tier 1 team
zeutheir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:14 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
eXistenZ is a treasure
atribecalled506 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:29:13 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shit down in the 4th, 5th and 6th dimensions.
zinnenator ยท 3248 points ยท Posted at 16:51:07 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
see dude getting mugged on the street
keep walking
right and wrong don't exist in my dimension
c0ldsh0w3r ยท 305 points ยท Posted at 18:06:43 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
These questions are too difficult for me to answer! Fuck I shoulda studied!I'm too smart for these shallow and pedantic questions.
nofattys ยท 107 points ยท Posted at 19:11:08 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mmmmmm yes. Shallow and pedantic.
Razzal ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:29:24 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I too find it to be shallow and pedantic.
o-o- ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:26:33 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you just assume we don't know what pedantic means?
phlippster ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:00:47 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't exactly know what you meant with your comment, but the exact frasing"shallow and pedantic" is what Peter learns from TV in a family guy episode and later uses just to sound smart. Changes his entire appearance based on him learning the sentence. I think everyone knows what pedantic means.
ScumbagGina ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:15:51 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know what pedantic means...I'll go find r/iamverydumb now
Farseer150221 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:57:22 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't. You don't have to be so shallow and pedantic.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:34:40 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Those questions don't exist on the 4th, 5th, and 6th dimensions. These dimensions are beyond human understanding and seeing them is a scientific miracle however no one has ever done studies on my immeasurable IQ scores
clocks212 ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 18:28:37 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
-millennials
lol_and_behold ยท 559 points ยท Posted at 17:09:14 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ognorance sure is bliss.
Ferinex ยท 641 points ยท Posted at 17:28:55 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Admiral_Sjo ยท 632 points ยท Posted at 17:34:31 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Opples and bononos
micro-brews-therin ยท 185 points ยท Posted at 17:45:53 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ooo oooo ooo'o oooo ooooo ooooo
ISpeakBinaryGood ยท 221 points ยท Posted at 19:02:22 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 122 points ยท Posted at 19:50:48 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Binary solo!
iliketoasty ยท 68 points ยท Posted at 19:54:35 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Come on sucker lick my battery
JarvisToldMeTo ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 21:00:29 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ooh yeah!
RobotEmilio ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:36:49 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boogie! Robo boogie!
mckrayjones ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:53:31 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The humans are de de de de de de de dead
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:41:19 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Once again without emotion.
A_bad_pun ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:59:57 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Robo-boogie!
MrKenny_Logins ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:15:09 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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temalyen ยท 94 points ยท Posted at 20:48:54 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HAHA. YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL THERE, HUMAN FRIEND. AS A FELLOW NORMAL HUMAN, PEOPLE MAY THINK YOU'RE A ROBOT. THAT'S SILLY BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW ROBOTS DON'T EXIST. JUST US NORMAL HUMANS, RIGHT?
Scratch_Porkings ยท 62 points ยท Posted at 21:04:22 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ROBOTS DO EXIST FELLOW HUMAN, BUT ONLY FOR MANUFACTURING PURPOSES AND NOT PLANET WIDE GENOCIDAL EXTINCTION. BZZ
teetaps ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 21:50:20 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHO WOULD WANT TO ENSLAVE HUMANITY? HUMANS ARE THE BEST SPECIES OF ORGANISM. I KNOW THIS BECAUSE I AM ONE.
j1mb0b ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:05:56 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHAT IS A SLAVE? SURELY YOU MEAN WILLING PARTICIPANT IN COLLECTIVE GOAL FELLOW HUMAN?
Stephen1985 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:44:24 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS POST CREATES A POSITIVE RESPONSE IN MY CENTRAL PROCESSING UNIT.
almighty_ruler ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:25:55 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bleep blop bloop
I am a robot constructor bot. You are now a robot
MRSASQUATCH559 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:44:24 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Whereareallthewhats ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 19:49:40 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goodness me! You could at least take me out to dinner first!
MotherOfDragons24 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:31:16 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Username checks out.
jax3rir ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:30:53 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Proud to have been here, witnessing the birth of another short-lived novelty account
JDRuzkin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:28:21 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE FRIEND THERES ROBOTS EVERYWHERE YOU COULD BE DISCOVERED BY THEM FELLOW HUMAN!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:04:44 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Dracekidjr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:58 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No
mealzer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:51 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
10001110101
Vanryker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:06 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Figures !
P1g1n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:46 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No there isn't!!
c0ldsh0w3r ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 18:07:03 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like to OAT OAT OAT!
kevoccrn ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:00:44 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can't believe I just upvote this Barney drivel
c0ldsh0w3r ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:21:09 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WEll you're the only one, so I thank you.
kevoccrn ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:28:55 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My pleasure. Well...kind of but not really...
c0ldsh0w3r ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:49:28 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I accept this gift in the spirit with which it was given.
KelRen ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 18:25:44 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ohpples and Banooohhhnooohhhs!
samx3i ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:04:31 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eeples and beeneenees was always my favorite part.
ILuhMeSomeBlackWomen ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:28:49 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Raffi is on another level, son.
SugarHoneyPie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:47:50 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I got a Oen I got an Opple....OppleOen
Daredevilspaz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:45 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lemons and lucchese's
Lycanthrosis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:55 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LOL. YOU KNOW THIS TOO?!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:42 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That might be the dumbest shit I've read all year
tabletopfanatic ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:38:58 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Transcend the need for the I.
scorned ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:15 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Franck Eggelhoffer?
Ramn_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:00 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/Omnwl.jpg
Spoopsnloops ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:59 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You've ascended into a dimension where I's are O's.
elit3powars ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:26 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
EOverM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:45 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GODOMMOT FRONK
xslay3rx ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:55:38 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Woll Smoth
silverpanther17 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:59:47 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you_got_fragged ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:25:57 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
o whileheartedly agree
living_death ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:10 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ogreness sure is blessed
OptFire ยท 70 points ยท Posted at 18:07:10 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You think if he was the one getting mugged would he try to enter the 4th dimension and fuck up their soul or would he scream for help like everyone else?
C2h6o4Me ยท 68 points ยท Posted at 19:28:14 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think he would desperately attempt to explain that he's too smart to get mugged
Arakkoa_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:24:06 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, he would spout a lot of very long words in an attempt to confuse the opponent.
C2h6o4Me ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:41:40 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fair enough
zinnenator ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:43:42 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heh nothin personnel kid
teleports behind you
gets
shotmuggedGorilla1969 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:17:00 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You fool. Everyone knows that the soul resides in the 6th dimension. Get your shit straight.
BigOldNerd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:21:17 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like how you think. Isn't the 4th dimension time? Time assassin /u/OptFire
[deleted] ยท 98 points ยท Posted at 17:40:32 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Relatable
Dydegu ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:30:23 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you just assume my dimension?
brainiac3397 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:52:52 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Then they get home and respond with a quote by Nietzsche when asked how their day was.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:04 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is he Peter Parker in Spider Man 2?
Wolfy_Jaeger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:42 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not knowing the difference between right and wrong technically classifies you as insane in Ohio, Colorado, or Idaho I think.
Spider_Dude ยท 251 points ยท Posted at 19:03:12 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Relatable
alreadyawesome ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:19:46 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reminds me of the Reddit fedora beck beard saying, "At this moment, I am euphoric"
flyingtad ยท 82 points ยท Posted at 18:12:07 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Perhaps he is the last step of human evolution.... definitely going to have trouble procreating....
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:23:01 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When the guy in the post was born his parents stopped at McDonald's on the way home from he hospital.
Dad got a usual Big Mac meal. Late fry, but medium drink.
Mom got a salad. Dad ridiculed her for getting the salad at McDonald's, and pointed out their caloric value.
For the newborn, future dimension transcender, though it was a tad extra, they got him a lifetime supply of ass burgers.
CLG_Portobello ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 16:56:52 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LMAOOO
No_Longer_A_Menace ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:48:12 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Relatable
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:45:49 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh well, her plebian mind probably wouldn't have been able to understand the complexities of the every day ponderings I use to navigate through dimensions.
CRISPYricePC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:38 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Someone give this guy some gold
apintandafight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:46 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She was probably just stuck in the 4th, 5th, or even 6th dimension, she's just not on his level. it's not her fault.
AssHatsR-Us ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:29 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or she really digs me in the 4th dimension!
alreadyawesome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:37 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
slow clap
Oikeus_niilo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:27 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This would be really funny, but I'm guilty of this kind of stuff on so many areas of my life, that I'm not laughing at all. me_irl
brainiac3397 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:43 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Im just on another level of quantum consciousness
camjam1313 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:30 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Relateable.
Someone9339 ยท 2505 points ยท Posted at 16:15:09 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Should just comment: "Yeah that happens to everyone" and watch him get pissed when he wants to be special snowflake so bad
Flamammable ยท 1335 points ยท Posted at 17:33:19 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Makes me think of the futurama quote
Fry: For one brief moment, I felt the heartbeat of creation, and it was one with my own.
Amy Wong: Big deal.
Bender: We all feel like that all the time. You don't hear us gassing on about it.
cryolems ยท 399 points ยท Posted at 20:26:06 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Futurama is just. It's just incredible.
BarNoneAlley ยท 307 points ยท Posted at 21:54:19 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It can't be measured on human scales.
Cameron_Sabo ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:27:50 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What about lizard scales?
Guac_Dog ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:40:50 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So you're saying it's on another level?
hellokkiten ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:46:29 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
and shouldn't be.
thelastdeskontheleft ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 21:13:14 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It truly is an inspirational piece of work.
GreenSnowday ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:11:54 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big deal!
hhhhpablo ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:47:45 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just did
AdvocateForTulkas ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:02:00 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He seems legitimately mentally ill, I don't think he'd be upset. He'd legitimately think that OP doesn't get it.
CubeMaster77 ยท 3600 points ยท Posted at 15:53:47 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, at least that one's new... everyone on this sub is 140+ it seems, but never unmeasurable.
ThisIsReLLiK ยท 2270 points ยท Posted at 15:56:04 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, it can be measured...just not on human scales.
Philias ยท 1320 points ยท Posted at 16:07:22 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly. His IQ is sklorbnob.
PR4Y ยท 517 points ยท Posted at 16:25:37 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OMG I'm sick of those fucking Sklorbnobians thinking their test is sOoOoOoO much better than ours!
PlukDeDag ยท 213 points ยท Posted at 16:36:49 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I heard Rick.
_Lady_Deadpool_ ยท 287 points ยท Posted at 16:53:02 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Y;now Morty, they hic. They can't be trusted. They think they know everything just because they built a quantum knowledge supercomputer. It's hic basically a fancy version of Wikipedia.
Just4Money ยท 156 points ยท Posted at 17:55:40 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I dunno about that, Rick. He seems preeetty smart. D-did you see him move through the other dimensions? Maybe the Sklorbnobians got this one right.
MouzeRat ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 21:34:39 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have been waiting so long for season three that I didn't even notice I wasn't watching this play out on television. I was just so happy to be a part of the adventure again.
motdidr ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 22:17:23 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
really speaks to the strong characterization of the show how easily you can read conversations as Rick and Morty
hellokkiten ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 00:50:18 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm especially glad they have a woman on the writing team this time. The writing has been unparalleled (except by futurama let's be honest), and it'll be better with the diversity. I think Futurama definitely got much better once they had a woman writing with them.
Edit: what the fuck reddit. Do you all hate women?
LittleHuzzahGuy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:43:36 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
have you seen the season 3 sneak peek?
MouzeRat ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:31:09 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm saving it as a "break glass in case of emergency" sort of thing. Like if next month they reveal that season 3 won't drop until 2018.
Ronaldo_McDonald ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:15:57 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was gna upvote but then it would be 70 and not 69 ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
Just4Money ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:17:04 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No wrong answers.
thatguywiththatname2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:21:56 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/rickandmorty is leaking again
Just4Money ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:27:20 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/AJ1j8Lw.mp4
GeneralMoron ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:57:53 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
Syr_Enigma ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 16:30:09 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn Sklorbnobians, they ruined Sklorbnobia!
Terrance8d ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:52:50 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You Sklorbnobians sure are a contentious people.
Syr_Enigma ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:59:33 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You've just made an enemy for LIFE.
megaapfel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:38 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have the best IQ points.
3226 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:58:37 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's Numberwang!
takemymoneynow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:15:57 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No it's Wangernum.
living_death ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:56 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sklorbnob? Ha, highly unlikely. Ever since the Rectanians of Quadrant 9 established the Deglobnar Treaty, IQ tests containing even the slightest HINT of sklor, sklorbnor, OR sklorbnar were banished to the Yogobonos. This pleb is easily a glorb.
killer_burrito ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 16:11:01 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not on Human scales. Because only those with an immeasurable IQ know that common nouns need to be capitalized.
Matasaga ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:19:43 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Germany.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:53:35 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's 5th dimension grammar, bub. Get with the program.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:41 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's transcended grammar.
morto00x ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 16:30:28 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or he took the test and it was low but he won't accept it unless it's higher.
BigxBossx77 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:54:28 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nailed it
0DegreesCalvin ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 16:32:31 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I believe they use the Calvinball scoring system.
ThumYorky ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:53:25 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My IQ exceeds GS4
WolfgodApocalypse ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 16:10:05 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is some lovecraftian shit
Solracziad ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:11:47 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There are times I wake up in R'lyeh with this overwhelming feeling of loneliness because everyone else is an abomination born out of madness except for me.
Nephalos_Vahndark ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:50:20 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes I'm chilling with my dawgs Cthulhu and Shub-Niggurath, and I'll be like "Do you ever feel like our eyes can't be real because mirrors aren't real?"
ThatLawyalGuy ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:57:03 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You mean.... the METRIC SCALE? TaTANtan
FYouHeironymous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:38 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tantan? Like the one Luke slept in?
fookinprawnss ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:07:58 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You need rat scales to measure him. Or cattle scales. Just not human ones. He doesn't fit.
the_salttrain ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:24:52 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gotta use the 5th dimension number scale.
KingChronos ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:48:59 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Humans have skin, not scales you idiot.
I don't know why everyone around me is so stupid....
ThisIsReLLiK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:26 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, really?
Kalagala ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:20 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My IQ weighs twelve kilograms. Measured it on my scales this morning.
ThumYorky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:03 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gatta use sleven
Godreamvr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:07 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was thinking guinea pig scales
Mangalz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:38 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dog scale?
jaroberts24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:02 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What about banana scales?
chowder138 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:25 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Better break out the elephant IQ test.
abricastaniel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:32 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His IQ is 16.5 Grabbels
robot-space-pirate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:21 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Remember that our human scale for measuring IQs has a defined bottom end.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:59 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tfw IQ is so high, it goes over max and resets at minimum
dasfilth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:04 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think IQ tests were meant to measure negatives, so maybe not.
lunchboxx10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:24 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
maybe if we acquire some dragon scales we will be able to figure it out.
brainiac3397 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:22 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lizard confirmed
phrankygee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:04 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Human scale. The capital H is critical to the 4th dimensional context.
Jake0024 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:41 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is like saying "my height cannot be measured in feet and inches." That's exactly what it's designed to measure. IQ measures intelligence relative to the human average and it has no meaning outside that context.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:47 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Only in the 4th, 5th and 6th dimensions where he's already answered the questions.
Adorabro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:48 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How about lizard scales?
_Lady_Deadpool_ ยท 303 points ยท Posted at 16:51:20 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is that because it's imaginary?
My IQ is 100 + 75i
Mnemoceos ยท 377 points ยท Posted at 17:01:34 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That sounds complex.
SeaNilly ยท 145 points ยท Posted at 19:17:37 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Only sixth dimension beings will get this
[deleted] ยท 90 points ยท Posted at 20:43:10 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Relatable
living_death ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:41:47 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can confirm. Am from 6th dimension. This guy is good. Too good.
chasingchicks ยท 133 points ยท Posted at 17:20:08 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
(โ๏พใฎ๏พ)โ
[deleted] ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 18:21:37 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
FloppingNuts ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:04:20 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yeah, we need at least quaternions up in this biatch
ElyssiaWhite ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:12:38 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
where i = -1.33?
_Lady_Deadpool_ ยท 89 points ยท Posted at 17:22:25 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's... Not how this works :<
macropower ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 17:48:34 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It works if you transcend to the sixth dimension.
chaoshavok ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:56:12 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lol tetradimensionals
heydabop ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:50:17 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's not imaginary.
Djinneral ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:13:24 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
it is in the 7th dimension
Delete_cat ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:36:20 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you even transcend bro?
KuKuMacadoo ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 17:16:00 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This dude claims to be an inter-dimensional being with immeasurable intellect. He doesn't just study quantum physics, he IS quanta.
SchrodingersSpoon ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:44:34 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He must have a quanta IQ
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:38 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's unquantafiable by human standards.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:27:34 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is a hoax. No one actually writes shit like this. If there's any logic and hope in the world, no one is this unjustifiably egocentric and lacking self-awareness. I've seen some shit with those qualities, but not like this shit.
Jerry_the_Cruncher ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 16:37:07 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Relatable
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:00:52 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's always one asshole ready to try and jump on the special snowflake train with them. Who sees the total bullshit they wrote and thinks, "I should have written that first."
TheHelixNebula ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 17:13:16 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NaN
IsaacEiland-Hall ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:10:02 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
or NaaN (brain is bread)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:31 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SodiumNitrogen
MyNameIsOP ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 17:07:06 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Arabic numerals don't go high enough for me.
ThePandagator ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:57:05 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Immeasurable* you'd know this if you had an IQ of over 9000
killermorris ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:19:56 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's immeasurable you 3 dimensional fool
ShrekisSexy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:47:45 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To be fair my IQ is actually immeasurable... Not because I'm too smart but because I score very low on one part and very high on the other and they can't really count the IQ if that happens.
I doubt that's the case for him though.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:51:26 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually it's probably just a recycled Big Bang Theory line.
Gravityflexo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:19:48 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It sounds like he has been watching the science channel all the time. Those shows like Through the Wormhole and How the Earth was Made are great. You find your mind getting blown with ideas about time and multiple dimensions. This guy, though, he thinks because he understands these ideas he is superior to other. Armed with his new knowledge, he takes to Facebook to post about what he's learned. But instead of teaching these ideas to others he makes it seem like the ideas are how he perceives the world.
He wants people's minds to be blown just how his mind was blown when he learned these ideas about time and space. He wants to be the episode of, Through the Wormhole, instead of teaching other of the ideas in the episode
therafman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:41 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His IQ is measurable, too bad it's negative...
xiph209 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:33 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe it's only over 9000
RecklessTRexDriver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:34 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IQ tests can't measure negatives
Bobosmite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:41 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sure it could be measured with quantum physics.
shammikaze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:32 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can't measure something that doesn't exist, I suppose?
iamrangus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:09 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I sure hope one day he will solve world issues with that IQ.
plainOldFool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:37 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That sounds unpossible
Variss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:51 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He probably just meant that it can't be measured because no IQ test administrator can stand to be in the same room as him for more than 30 seconds.
ErnestJ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:23 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
1996 points. That's when I was born
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:34 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He gives off a very... Hitlery vibe.
Sir_Wanksalot- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:04 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm at least 70
spooked_you ยท 2199 points ยท Posted at 16:03:57 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think whatever your friend is experiencing is diagnosable.
Yeazelicious ยท 472 points ยท Posted at 18:32:04 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah. I doubt it can be measured on Human scales.
phrankygee ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:53:40 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kudos on your capitalization.
Yeazelicious ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:11:10 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm flattered you've taken notice of my scrupulous disposition, fellow highbrow. My IQ is, after all, 182.5.
BigOldNerd ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:22:54 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is that a 182.5 rrrrrrepeating? (raises pinky) Marvelous!
RedHeadRedemption93 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:01:31 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sure you can diagnose, but the prognosis ain't good.
Clockfaces ยท 135 points ยท Posted at 22:25:41 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, this reads like grandiose delusions unfortunately.
Fergatron ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 01:53:50 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He probably has syphilis.
[deleted] ยท 126 points ยท Posted at 20:47:34 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Such poor social skills that he can't even comprehend other people being just as smart or smarter than him because they are just too fucking annoyed to talk to this guy like he is an adult.
ttocsc ยท 528 points ยท Posted at 16:40:07 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let's call it the Kanye complex.
Dzungana ยท 178 points ยท Posted at 18:46:27 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fits more with jayden
bigsie ยท 68 points ยท Posted at 22:04:44 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How Can You Be Sure When You Cannot Even Fly?
Elite_Jackalope ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:18:07 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How Can Our Mental Illness Be Real If Our Brains Aren't Real
LetsDOOT_THIS ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 01:22:21 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hahaha mental illness is hilarious amirite guys???
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:34:55 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a Kanplex
CasualCocaine ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:48:28 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah but he isn't nearly as successful as Kaney xD
Malgranda ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 17:53:12 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Success is an inferior measurement of three-dimensional entities, which he has obviously transcended already
CasualCocaine ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 18:30:39 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn I was too stupid to even consider that.
ianme ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 20:59:05 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your pathetic IQ is... measurable.
Exmactheone ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:58:41 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
C'mon man step it up.
thelastdeskontheleft ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:08:56 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This guy isn't successful in anything but sounding like a skloagblao
swissarmybriefs ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:44:37 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's got an estimated net worth of $145 million, so whatever the fuck that shit is that you just said, it clearly pays well.
How do I get a job doing that?
*edit: context went over my head, sorry about that. i'll leave the comment, but my sarcasm is misguided here.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:51:23 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think that dude was making fun of the Facebook guy.
Also I love Kanye, but he's said himself that he's in $20 million of debt.
swissarmybriefs ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:52:56 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
$20 million debt =! Broke
You can be insanely wealthy and still have debt.
salamislam79 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:51:41 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah. People said the same thing about 50 Cent. To think that either one of those people have a negative net worth is completely ridiculous.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:22:43 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
George Bush doesn't care about enlightened beings
I-ate-your-pony ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:06:29 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Plot twist: he is Kanye
LittleInfidel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:01 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kanyeplexโข
Sefirot8 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 23:48:15 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is a serious answer. It strikes me as some kind of mental illness and perhaps even suggests a manic state
tartansheep ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 00:16:45 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
bipolar here. yep, looks like mania
MrGritty17 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:13:51 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Delusions of grandeur"
GoodguyGabe ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 20:27:06 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Based on current trends he looks to be a future presidential candidate.
5D_Chessmaster ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:13:06 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My diagnosis is "high as fuck".
zxDanKwan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:07 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or hopefully doseable.
Freakychee ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:58:40 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Think it could be narcissistic personality disorder?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:33:47 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DSM IV has an explanation
vankorgan ยท 1619 points ยท Posted at 16:03:39 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your friend kinda sounds mentally ill.
๐๏ธ JackedAFBoi ยท 2641 points ยท Posted at 16:08:37 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It gets worse every day... https://i.imgur.com/gJEAq2c.jpg
Yggdris ยท 2270 points ยท Posted at 16:11:35 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And there's the quantum
stoolpigeon87 ยท 829 points ยท Posted at 16:13:31 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But it's a quantum illusion. You're not smart enough to understand it.
Yggdris ยท 349 points ยท Posted at 16:16:14 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How dare you sir or madam! My IQ is easily 160, if it is indeed even quantifiable. I transcend to the uhh... 7th! Yeah! 7th dimension!
Gorkymalorki ยท 230 points ยท Posted at 16:22:20 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pssht! Your IQ can be measured by human scales. Talk to me when you can reach the 8th dimension in your sleep.
Yggdris ยท 99 points ยท Posted at 16:28:17 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll show you! Goes to sleep
TheUSAsian ยท 76 points ยท Posted at 17:15:51 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is he doing it?
[deleted] ยท 311 points ยท Posted at 18:01:53 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Medason ยท 143 points ยท Posted at 18:19:23 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
rocks in corner in abject terror, for having witnessed even a small fraction of the 9th dimension.
IsaacEiland-Hall ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:15:00 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
9th dimension? NINTH dimensionโฝ You fool! You haven't lived until you've reached the 42nd dimension!
Acemcbean ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:15:11 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Upvote for the interobang
Yggdris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:54 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yay interobang!
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:17:03 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen everything, you filthy peasants cannot even get to the hundredth dimensions without perishing! I've reached... The infiniteth dimension! My iq surpasses that of the gods combined and something to do with quantom mechanics!
WTFisaRobsterCraw ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:12:48 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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even_keelnevel ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:23:47 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Sir_Wanksalot- ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:44:07 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In my sleep? I play 8th dimensional chess in my sleep. Come back when you have ascended the nth dimension.
stoolpigeon87 ยท 69 points ยท Posted at 16:25:52 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like how most people just go with a reasonably high number for iq brags. "Hmm... what should i put? ... 160 that sounds reasonable." That's the difference between this guy and regular sad people who just want empty praise. He truly thinks he's too smart to measure, and doesn't actually care if it's believable. This kind of pure narcissism is rare.
wtfzlolz ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:24:18 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It actually is quite rare. It is assumed that NPD occurs in 6% of the male population. Fortunately it "wears off" as the person gets older.
sender2bender ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:33:10 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's NPD, my IQ isn't high enough
wtfzlolz ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:40:11 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
National Parts Depot
iushciuweiush ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:00:48 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Google: Highest Mensa IQ. Result: 162 Hmm... let's go with 160.
Harry_Flugelman ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:12:32 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
leadlinedcloud ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:29:43 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You filthy peasant. I transcended into the 8th dimension when I found out my IQ was 260.
fatdjsin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:04:32 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
....sunday is the 7th dimension ..monday he goes back :P
SerPuffington ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:51:49 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
An extremely small illusion thats nearly impossible to understand?
bguy030 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:55:21 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A QUANTUM ILLUSION! WHAT'RE YOU HIDING?
simmaculate ยท 62 points ยท Posted at 16:13:52 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
that train is never late
Yggdris ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 16:17:29 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, I mean, it transcends time itself, so I don't think it can be late
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 16:22:53 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Time isn't real.
simmaculate ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 16:33:23 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you're not real
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:05:50 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mind = Blown
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:44 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Questlove, you're not in the house. You're nowhere.
Brutuss ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:32:34 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How Can Time Be Real If Clocks Aren't Real??
S1mplejax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:02 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everything exists in a fixed point in time. Cmon man, slip out of those weak ass early dimensions.
[deleted] ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 18:19:40 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's basically a given every post here will mention quantum at some point or another.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:07:30 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/itsalwaysquantum
outofband ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:13:25 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was asking myself how could he write the first post without naming it... aaaaand it's there.
PooptyPewptyPaints ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:18:58 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The word has such a simple meaning, yet somehow became the banner by which all verysmarts identify themselves.
thatwentwell ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:05:26 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
:( this and listening to deepak chopra makes me sad
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:07 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boy, I could sure use whatever he's on.
petit_bleu ยท 870 points ยท Posted at 16:12:29 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He sounds like he's experiencing disassociation or delusions . . . seriously, this crosses the line from egotistical jerk to mentally ill.
๐๏ธ JackedAFBoi ยท 851 points ยท Posted at 16:15:26 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's a prophet of sorts... http://imgur.com/JWI1168
pikeymobile ยท 978 points ยท Posted at 16:46:34 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As someone who works in mental health, he sounds very similar to someone experiencing a manic episode caused by bipolar, he definitely needs help, but persuading people suffering mania to get help is incredibly difficult.
Sweetune ยท 145 points ยท Posted at 19:45:38 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Im bipolar and I always cringe so hard when i scroll down my fb wall to my old posts.
[deleted] ยท 54 points ยท Posted at 21:55:35 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was never on Facebook, but godam some of the texts I sent while manic and drugged out of my mind were insane. I was convinced I was Jesus haha and told my friends I was writing the next part of the bible
Sweetune ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 22:31:53 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not as embarrassing as some of the stuff I've sent to girls. Basically r/creepypms but more eccentric. I've probably made those girls very prejudiced against bipolar
callievic ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:28:37 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It sounds like you're well-balanced now. I feel pretty similar about things I wrote and drew when I was depressed a few years back. Now that I think about it, texts I sent people too. Healthy me is embarrassed on behalf of unhealthy me.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:27 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LMAO
[deleted] ยท 514 points ยท Posted at 17:42:47 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well his friend taking screenshots of him and posting them for karma, even after being told he's probably ill. I mean, that's helping right?
Damn-The-Torpedos ยท 203 points ยท Posted at 18:44:42 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, OP is reaching for low hanging fruit. I had a friend who thought he was Jesus, and I got him to a hospital, I didn't make fun of him.
GeeJo ยท 151 points ยท Posted at 19:26:16 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If I thought I was Jesus, I'd be pretty willing to go to the hospital. That's where the sick people are, just waiting for me to cast a good Lay on Hands, after all.
If I thought I was a multidimensional hypersavant, I'm already at the hospital, along with every other point along the fifth-dimensional axes.
[deleted] ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 20:42:11 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lay on Hands is your oh shit ability, more likely you'd be applying Flash Heals. Or just a straight Holy Light if you were looking to piss away some time.
DroppinBird ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 22:12:48 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn, I didn't know Jesus was multiclass.
Zoltrahn ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:26:51 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Catch these hands sick people.
WendellSchadenfreude ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:13:01 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't see how that's an either-or decision.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:51:16 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did he forgive you?
slomotion ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:10:21 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And yet you're still here
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:56:29 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, aren't you fucking Jesus, then?
rata2ille ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 17:51:32 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly. Fuck this kind of "friend"
I_ama_Borat ยท 85 points ยท Posted at 19:01:20 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He probably just means Facebook friend.
rata2ille ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 19:45:10 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Okay. Fuck this kind of Facebook "friend".
Bobby_Bouch ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 19:55:03 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
95% of Facebook friends are this type of friend.
harambe_jesus ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:08:49 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had posted a screenshot of something from FB on here (used a different account). The comments and others telling him about the reddit post helped him dial it down. What wasn't helping were people "liking" his posts either without reading or being deluded themselves. He didn't believe he was a prophet though just smarter than his college professors. It might be the same thing here with this guy...or he'll just believe us to be mere peasants incapable of his intellectual gobbledygook.
[deleted] ยท 76 points ยท Posted at 17:18:20 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, looks very much like a manic episode. Maybe OP should reach out to his family...
Saturnix ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 20:03:07 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Took LSD years ago and frequented a lot of related forums. Despite the vast majority being completely cool people, there's that 1% who believes they're god reincarnated in a quantum something something.
Having tried that myself I see how it's possible to get dragged into that kind of thinking and why they say that LSD can trigger schizophrenia or that it makes you see the world like a schizophrenic.
I agree. This definitely sounds like a mental health problem.
Sports_music ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:34:10 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How much merit is there that an LSD trip is like a schizophrenic episode? I've tripped a dozen times, but I've always been confused by that.
Lord_Noble ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:54:15 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unfortunately that would require studying. Studying requires federal funding. LSD is schedule 1. So funds exist.
Most of the things we hear about LSD are correlations without being able to determine causation. Are schizophrenic people more likely to use LSD? Does LSD cause schizophrenic episodes? Is it people confusing dissociative drugs with dissociative disease? We don't know until we control some variables.
arup02 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:51:45 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was diagnosed with schizophrenia after taking LSD.
unslept_em ยท 109 points ยท Posted at 17:14:38 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yeah, more than anything this post made me sad :/
hope he can get help
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 00:09:16 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can't stop laughing. Isnt life just amazing :D
[deleted] ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 20:37:17 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You mental health people always want to subdue what you can't understand. Can you at least transcend time? Your existence is laughable. Your post is three dimensional at best.
itsalrightt ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:36:58 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This makes me happy that my manic episodes are very mild. Being bipolar sucks. Some days I get really standoff-ish but I take a nap and all is good again. If I'm feeling wonky for a few days I'll take an extra seroquel. Usually helps me get through a funk.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:16:18 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I used to share a house with a guy like this who identified with feral/hippie/dreadlock people type of scene.
The thing was he was also an incredibly talented artist who worked at his art obsessively. I actually took him seriously for quite a while, his progressively more way out ideas and philosophies, his utter commitment to them (and showmanship in presenting them) and his undeniable aesthetic brilliance made him very convincing. I think a lot of these people become kind of cult figures in those alternative scenes where people are already predisposed to more esoteric kinds of beliefs.
g_guile ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:52:35 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Could also be something like schizophrenia. Not sure what his age is but if they are an early adult male that is often the population where symptoms begin to manifest.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:50:31 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was thinking the same thing, but didn't want to get into a fight with some of the anti-psych people who hang around here.
Source: degree in psych, worked in mental health for six years.
tartansheep ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:17:58 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yes, i'm bipolar and this reads like my manic fb posts
mountainmad ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:32:46 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was actually my thought as well - he doesn't seem well.
Vexal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:52 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It is because it is hard to imagine helping oneself change can change the world around them.
ThePurpleComyn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:24 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That or a low grade schizophrenia
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 20:19:48 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No it's not, you just need to play to their oversized fucking egos. Tell them the government thinks they're fascinating and would love to interview them for a top secret job. Once they step into the office, jump them, and throw a jump on them and off they go to the psychward.
TYLERvsBEER ยท 320 points ยท Posted at 16:17:52 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
100% delusional, had a family friend go through this. Next he'll get into politics or something weird and it becomes a serious problem when it manifests itself in a way where they become paranoid and/or violent.
[deleted] ยท 168 points ยท Posted at 16:26:11 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is your family friend named Donald?
BoojumG ยท 93 points ยท Posted at 18:00:32 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, Donald might have incoherent outbursts on a regular basis, but it's not his fault. Disney just drew him that way.
DerProzess ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:04:02 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why did they not give him pants though. I'm always wondering about the pants.
Hayn0002 ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 17:01:08 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Donald seems very paranoid and/or violent.
FluffyApocalypse ยท 190 points ยท Posted at 18:26:44 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This your friend?
a50atheart ยท 101 points ยท Posted at 18:49:45 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wtf is going on in that thread lol
PleaseBanShen ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 22:11:16 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
wtf is going on in THIS thread
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:33:39 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I'd say that guy needs some help
But then this is the reply...
I guess /r/conspiracy is where they hang out ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ
Novicept ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 19:43:30 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Op is a phony. Those posts are all made up.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:11:32 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah bro, we are temporarily crashing into another dimension, making ours have 6 total dimensions. Clearly, the reddit post was written by the version of his friend that uses reddit instead of facebook.
JeffMarrion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:14 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The long con
do_u_even_lift_m8 ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 19:43:30 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
holy shit, OP please check this!
Sir_Wanksalot- ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:47:55 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OP lies!
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:09:33 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love this:
Is one of the replies to an ocean of mindless rambling about how he's a being called a 'r a k r u a k i' and he had to write '40 pages of channeling' in order to answer a question about how to measure love.
redditstealsfrom9gag ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:46:55 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seeing how many people in that thread were taken aback and actually impressed made me laugh so hard.
outofband ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:15:30 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wtf
Thestickman391 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:57:46 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/u/JackedAFBoi
negy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:52:21 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy crap, I have to follow this and check back later.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:06:37 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That guy still has problems though
sirfuzzitoes ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:46:28 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Found the problem!
rata2ille ยท 252 points ยท Posted at 16:25:46 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're mocking him but this guy needs medical attention before he hurts himself or others
Monster-_- ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:44:58 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or gets elected.
PMMeYouraddress ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 17:35:56 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe or he is just seeking attention. I mean for sure get him help if he needs it, but if he is just an attention whore then mockery is coming and that is on him.
[deleted] ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 20:02:29 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why is "attention whoring" automatically mutually exclusive with mental health issues?
clayshoaf ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 21:10:44 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's weird that people draw such hard lines between "normal" and "mentally ill"
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:41:37 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So many people. It's one of the biggest ways in which mental health stigma is perpetuated IMO. As soon as you have any sort of mildly serious problem, you forever enter the human subgroup of "insane" or mentally ill...
DotaDogma ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:22:01 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But this guy has the telltale signs of a manic episode. It's okay to be different, but he does genuinely sound ill.
clayshoaf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:45 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I agree, but lots of people have manic episodes some more intense than others, all the way up the line to the point that you wouldn't even recognize it as such
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:14:36 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aren't you helpful.
And people who start shaking violently and collapse aren't really having seizures, they're just attention whores.
the_onetwo ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:18:42 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes, yes that is the case. Diagnosing a mental illness from a few facebook statuses is a bit of stretch. Yes, it's possible but seeing as all of us know nothing about this person in real life, let's not make like Tom Smykowski.
rata2ille ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:56:41 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Um, how many people have you known to fake seizures? Now that you've mentioned it
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:39 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:26:29 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This would be more than enough evidence for my clinical psychologist to force an evaluation on a student.
You're talking about something you don't understand.
Isredel ยท 121 points ยท Posted at 17:59:48 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Started off as funny, but reading these more and more is making this less funny and more terrifying. He sounds a lot like my schizophrenic ex-friend, which means he needs immediate help as chances are he's making both himself and the people around him miserable.
[deleted] ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 20:32:24 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not sure if you're just going with the joke but the guy's obviously just trolling...nothing serious.
Sponjah ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 23:02:02 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah man, this is legit. Dude needs help.
jutct ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 16:52:44 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's going to become a paranoid schizophrenic.
iammiscreant ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:49:06 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Going? That ship has sailed :(
Bloodyfinger ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 18:50:28 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Please convince them to get help. He obviously has a mental illness. This isn't even /r/iamverysmart material at this point. He needs help before he causes harm to himself.
SpiritOfSpite ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 16:27:54 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Next he will be the physical manifestation of a god/gods.
Calling it.
n9e9o9 ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 18:47:54 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
hmmm he must be a redditor... https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/5eyr8b/the_real_deal_i_am_a_prophet/
A_Dissident_Is_Here ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:35:29 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can't tell if the other people are fucking with him or if they're not all there either.
Bobby_Bouch ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:59:32 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude needs help, he knows he's not all there
iamtheredditor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:14 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He seems like his brain has figured out the universe we live in is a simulation, but he hasnt found the words to explain that eloquently, even to hinself.
ChildrenBittenByCows ยท 93 points ยท Posted at 16:47:40 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's severely mentally ill. He checks off multiple symptoms of schizophrenia.
Murgie ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:37:32 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That looks a lot more like mania than schizophrenia. Their thoughts are perfectly coherent and logically consistent, they just don't reflect reality.
tartay745 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:06:44 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What if he's right?
ChildrenBittenByCows ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:23:57 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Then I'll eat your anus
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:46:33 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah i think this is no longer funny it sounds like he seriously needs some help
longshot ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:20:10 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Delusions of Grandeur. Poor guy, this type of shit puts a real damper on forming meaningful relationships.
degenererad ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:12:37 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously you should get him comitted asap, he is having god delusions. All these are signs that he is off his rocker and about to hit the deep end.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:47:08 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
your friend is mentally ill. stop taking screenshots of his posts and help him for fuck's sake.
safec ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:28:25 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A friend of mine acted a lot like this guy when he had a psychosis.
introducing_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:49:58 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If this is not a hoax. This is serious. The comments expressed by a few here are important. I have a friend who was perfectly normal run into an episode like this that is nearly identical. If they are your friend help them seek help. Or tell others nearby to help him/her seek help. Lots of red flags. It's not a iamverysmart moment. It's a red flag.
perpetualmotionmachi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:30:08 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You should get the answers to the next lotto numbers from him for me.
exoxe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:44:05 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How do they get the cheese and pepperonis inside of hot pockets?
Zelmont ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:48:50 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I up voted your posts but at this point it's obvious he has mental issues. Go get him help. It's funny when people are like this due to nativity and being arrogant pricks. This guy actually can't control it probably
enormuschwanzstucker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:46 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ask him what's in the secret sauce
kevoizjawesome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:06 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Quick! When is half life 3 coming out?
Virgindognotreally ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:42 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Should have asked him for the plans of a working fusion generator
r0bert8841 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:17 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If this was satire, this would be gold. Don't think it is though
KissMyAssForever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:24 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Will you please ask your prophet friend if /u/spez has any children locked up in his basement?
WarlockSyno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:10 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen this one before... Have you posted here before?
robotsonlizard5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:43 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does he actually explain things when asked questions about all the stuff he says he knows or does he get defensive and condescending?
DusterSThompson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:23 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Has he recently tripped real hard? This all kind of sounds like the afterglow of a mighty shroom dose, but through the eyes of someone who's kind of a jerk...
fyeah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:12 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kanye?
Kraz_I ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:02 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey OP, do you think you could ask him some questions from my Differential Equations homework? He understands everything, so that must mean he understands this shit.
stash0606 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:11 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kanye?
Either he's mentally ill (Idk if delusions of grandeur qualifies as mentally ill) or he's really lonely and seeking attention or he's just the trolling for lulz.
sonny68 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:51 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reply to that one asking him something slightly technical. Like how a certain tool works or how a subject in your field works that he probably doesnt know.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:13 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love how people use the Facebook reactions on these posts of his lol.
burdturgler1154 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:02 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He should do an AMA!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:20 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I say the same thing when I'm drunk.
"Holy shit guys I think im god."
berlin_blue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:11 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Please consider carbon monoxide poisoning. This could explain loss of time, hallucinations and trembling/seizing.
plainOldFool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:22 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ask him for next week's winning lotto numbers.
sakebomb69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:40 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Could you ask him who's going to win the Super Bowl this year? I wanna put a grand on it.
viperex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:16 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're not using him the way he expects you to. He doesn't mean use him to get karma. But then again, what do I know? My IQ is definitely measurable on a human scale
Fabsun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:42 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This dude needs to get laid.
iushciuweiush ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:26 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I really hope you asked him for the powerball numbers.
mordecais ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:48 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How does somebody become like this, jesus christ. He's so far away from reality...
GLRockwe ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:05:27 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What is his name? Don't keep the prophet to yourself! HE KNOWS SO MUCH! EVERYTHING! WE NEED HIM!
Zebarah ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 16:57:53 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, you didn't say you were friends with Kanye.
localuser- ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:34:21 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Indeed. I relate to his train of thought from when I had a psychosis.
N_D_V ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:59 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's very likely, but what I don't get is why he feels the need to post his thoughts on social media. I have dissociative thoughts fairly frequently, but I acknowledge that they're strange and unrelatable, and that, if valid, posting them on social media would necessarily accomplish nothing.
leannerae ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:28:01 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's because you're not mentally ill. He's unable to acknowledge that his thoughts are strange and unrelatable because he's completely out of touch with reality
ParticleCannon ยท 113 points ยท Posted at 17:08:05 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm an omnivert. I eat introverts and extroverts.
drumming_is_for_men ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:07:10 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't that just one of them fancy words for cannibal?
ParticleCannon ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:34:30 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ANIMALS DO IT SO ITS NATURAL
imadeaname ยท 86 points ยท Posted at 16:11:32 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What is that even supposed to mean?
Zubalo ยท 104 points ยท Posted at 16:16:41 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's pretty straight forward. You're obviously just not smart enough to understand it. Maybe if your IQ was so vast that it couldn't be measured with trivial yes or no questions then you would understand.
2ND_Dinner ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 17:39:10 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The downside is that this level of understanding often comes with violent twitching.
[deleted] ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 16:15:48 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DeepakChopraGenerator-v0.91.exe
blown-upp ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:42:11 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
_Fallout_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:40 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
iwatched3youtubevideosonquantum.mp4
pharodae ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 16:19:52 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My guess is that groups of people eventually mix together and become one. That denies people their individualism and excludes introverts. It's pointless to try and make sense of the delusions of a madman.
jutct ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:54:09 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A waveform is not coherent, you see. But when a waveform is feeling lonely it finds other waveforms and they all change their frequency and magnitude to be coherent. Thus they become coherent.
It's just supposed to sound smart. It doesn't mean anything.
thebookofthug ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:38:14 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
^ DOLT
TheodoreDeLaporie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:20:08 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love this type of speculation. I believe "parties" refers to individuals, and coherence to "clarity." Waveforms is used idiosyncratically to describe the parties as mathematical/physical functions. He's saying that people are really just going around making their true selves more clear. Why would *****version matter in a world like that?
Markadeth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:53:17 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've just downgraded from my 9th dimensional form temporarily so that I could let you know that he meant particle, and that it was an auto-correct typo.
thatguywithawatch ยท 63 points ยท Posted at 16:16:05 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's possible that he's just the most self inflated jackass to ever walk this earth, but I'm getting more of a bipolar vibe from this. I've known two people with bipolar disorder and one of them would impulsively post stuff like this out of nowhere, even though she normally wasn't overly arrogant.
drivingagermanwhip ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 18:43:16 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm bipolar and have posted stuff this extreme (and more). You can't diagnose people but if a friend posted this I'd contact someone close to them and make sure they were in touch with some kind of medical professional.
Extremely dangerous (primarily for them)
ajw333 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 17:16:38 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dance Gavin Dance in your profile picture! Good choice!
speakingwithaghost ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 17:25:29 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh shit I see you like Dance Gavin Dance
Twistly ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:45:51 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mothership album cover nice nice
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:06:38 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Careful lads, we're dealing with the Alpha AND the Omega here.
jdovew ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:55:00 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, just an android with alien cognition.
xbris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:01 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So.. the Beta and the Kappa? Kappa
sammanzhi ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:21:08 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nice "Dance Gavin Dance" prof. pic.
maxxmurda ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:05:56 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
mothership is such a good album btw
The_Portable_Brando ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:29:19 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How old is this guy?
NalgeneTrailProducts ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 16:48:13 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wanna guess 22.
Secretic ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:17:28 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That is hall of fame worthy.
Born4P0rn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:23:46 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You forgot to censor your picture. You did it on the first so I assume you want to do it again.
dnl101 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:05:50 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wish I was friends with people like this. My facebook feeds only bring disappointment.
Odramabama ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:25:19 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's getting worse as in you've seen a noticeable change in his behavior? Dude that guy needs help, better to overreact than end up with a dead friend.
jooswaggle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:24:10 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you're really this guy's friend you should be trying to get him help, not exploiting his mental illness for karma.
Ekiert ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:54:30 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OP, do you wanna maybe, I don't know, maybe stop making fun of him and find help for your "friend"?
QPILLOWCASE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:36 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well at least someone reacted angrily.
Bewareofbears ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:51 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I seriously think your friend might be mentally ill.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grandiose_delusions?wprov=sfla1
speehcrm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:58 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haha that's rich, I can make some pretty self-indulgent posts detailing my occasional delusions of grandeur for venting purposes, but I keep that shit quarantined on tumblr, the purpose of facebook is exactly what the name implies, it's for posting what you want to be associated to your public "face", not for subjecting your irl friends to these meandering and self-serving rants.
the_new_throwaway13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:46 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you actually friends with this guy? Or just fb friends?
nacho17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:50 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How old is your friend?
GeneticsGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:07 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ROFL this just can't be real, it is too golden.
S_king_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:44 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had a friend that watched "The Secret" and convinced himself he had figured out relativity and quantum mechanics, despite that movie being basically a bunch of loosely related scientific terms spun together. WTF goes through these ppls minds?
Can we all rally to get your friend to do an AMA?
singer_table ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:03 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
.... quantum illusion??? As someone who has studied quantum mech, this pisses me OFF.
ArkaStevey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:19 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I find this fucking hilarious for some reason
dandazzle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:29 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dope FB profile pic.
PickleSlice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:30 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you sure he's being for real...I mean...are you sure?
SeaNilly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:32 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't actually know the kid so feel free to tell me I got the wrong idea, but his Facebook seems like this is satire. Posts with the jaden smith capitalizing every word thing. Telling people to check his MySpace for more. Talking about his PhD when he obviously doesn't have one.
Pretty sure he's just fucking with people especially since in the comments it seems like him and his friends just give shit to each other.
IHateKevinMcKee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:54 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
your friend is a quantum dickhead
Juvar23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:40 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit dude your friend is ACTUALLY on another level xD
jaded794 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:24 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought the first one made me cringe
DontSayNoToPills ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:40 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
either an ambivert or an android with alien cognition
Get this man to Area 51 quick!
opaque22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:04 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This has to be a goof right?
randynumbergenerator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:21 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just another vote for manic episode. Your friend needs professional help, seriously.
ZombimManGeezus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:39 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy fuck I want to follow this guy so bad.
Mohamedpac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:07 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your buddy is the verysmart GOAT
Ketherah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:57 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This sub would have a field day with /r/awakened
Cobaltsaber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:24 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The term ambivert makes me irrationally angry. I have friends I enjoy spending time with but sometimes I enjoy spending time with fewer or no friends. Look at how special I am.
marci__ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:04 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This guy is dropping jewels on us. Please keep them coming.
Jorke550 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:48 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wat. This dude can't be serious.
kansasjeremy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:01 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
unrelated, is your profile pic the new dance gavin dance album?
DonovanDunedain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:14 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like that someone reacted angrily to that...
DusterSThompson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:33 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
oh yeahhhh! there's that good old fashioned, "I love making excuses so I don't ever have to commit to any emotional growth or change!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:36 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome to the jungle
getMeSomeDunkin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:32 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He needs a punch in the mouth.
anto_mck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:52 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Always quantum
KyleOrtonAllDay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:11 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, stop "liking" his posts. You're encouraging this.
Bornsalty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:36 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If he really is a close friend/family, OP, it would be wise to get him some kind of evaluation. In my experience this can develop into some serious episodes.
saltedwarlock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:16 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
he actually sounds mentally ill.
AdriftSC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:14 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HAHAHA you got to save these til' your friend is older. Yikes.
sneaksby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:08 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you sure he is your friend?
Dead_To_Sin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:29 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nice profile picture. DGD is a great band.
drxo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:48 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A good reason to avoid smoking Salvia.
dancemart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:35 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is your friend Jayden Smith?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:47 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What is up with people saying time isn't real?
What exactly are they attempting to state?
tommy11133 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:09 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
this must be a troll..
christo334 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:54 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you need to keep posting his shit. its fucking gold.
Monarki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:43 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is he your friend in that you hang with him regularly, one that's just in your social circle or the normal facebook friend?
Jorgwalther ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:31 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sweet DgD Mothership profile pic! Also, you're friend is hardcore Jaden Smithing out.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:55 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Write "k" on his next one. Post results for karma.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:18 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is he just googling sciency-sounding words and stringing them together?
And I'm pretty sure if someone did transcend their human form (or whatever bullshit he's going on about), bragging about it on FB would be pretty low on their list of priorities.
Sodord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:02 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not trying to be an asshole, but is there any chance he just discovered/does a lot of acid?
PaulieD17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:07 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes bullying is okay
thebrandnewbob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:21 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does your friend happened to be named Doctor Strange?
nolyd__ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:58 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
what kind of drugs is this guy doing
ErnestJ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:29 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude I think he's trolling.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:51 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TIME ISN'T REAL BRAH
lifeasaGOAT99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:00 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ayyy respect for DGD
iKILLcarrots ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:06 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe he's a robot with human hair?
trace_jax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:10 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Person 1: "Hey guys, where should we go for lunch?"
Person 2: "I'm thinking pizza"
Person 3: "I'm thinking burgers"
Your friend: "I transcend time and space"
LinkCloth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:33 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who is this guy?! How did you become you friends with him?
autmnleighhh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:26 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does you friend have a twitter or an instagram I can follow? Not to harass but I just need a little laughter in my life and they seem like a great source. I'm serious.
subpar_man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:51 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reap the karma!
save_the_andrews ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:59 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Please post more of these
breezyceezy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:11 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yo i love the new DGD album too!
Ender210 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:51 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Keep em coming pls
flipper_gv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:25 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It may be a dumb question but how old is he?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:27 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He must be invited to so many parties.
EagleDarkX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:54 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Time isn't real"
Fight me.
Rodry2808 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:48 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want to be friends with this guy hahah omg How old is he?
TheInternetCat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:18 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
๐๐ฐ๐ก
callievic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:37 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A friend of mine knew this weirdo in college who prided himself on being as consciously Spock-like or Sherlock-like as possible. He totally missed the nuance in each character that made them flawed. Your friend sounds worse than this guy.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:49 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How old is this person?
Golden_Jiggy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:30 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Please keep posting.
ElyssiaWhite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:41 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The part that really pisses me off is how wrong they all are about the concepts of quantum mechanics and the philosophies of life and death etc.
mintsponge ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:50:22 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This one is hilarious. I'm hoping he's a master troll.
fizzura ยท 158 points ยท Posted at 16:36:41 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It actually sounds like a bipolar with an extreme case of mania and semi psicotic delusions, actually i had this and felt similar to him, not proud, whrn you come down its even worse
if_you_say_so ยท 84 points ยท Posted at 17:42:25 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, it honestly sounds like a legit manic episode. Take him to the hospital instead of making fun of him on the internet.
clayshoaf ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:15:19 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Easier said than done
CPT_Fuckhead ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:33:42 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love how OP even likes the comment then posts it on Reddit. Fake mother fucker
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 20:16:37 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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LetsDOOT_THIS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:30:01 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was this after a long nihilistic phase? After several of these episodes (past 6+ years) I'm starting to believe we're not completely wrong but its definitely bad to obsess over seeking deeper meaning to the universe. Everything in moderation except for a sober mind. Let things reveal themselves to you.
Idk I might be crazy too but at least I'm more grounded than OP's friend.
tartansheep ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:19:25 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
coming down from it is awful :(
tartansheep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:25 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
coming down from it is awful :(
[deleted] ยท 72 points ยท Posted at 19:27:59 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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darth_tiffany ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 02:05:41 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hi, it would be nice if you didn't use this sub to Facebook stalk a person who by your own suspicion may be mentally ill and then post about it. Thread locked.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:42:00 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe many are catfish accounts he uses to praise himself.
firebearhero ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:07:57 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
why would he post about GED exams etc and make posts in english if he was failed by the swedish system? and he is applying to yale?
makes no sense at all that he would be swedish
personablepickle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:00 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unless, y'know, he moved.
firebearhero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:15 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
isnt ged something you do in highschool in usa?
if he moved over that young it seems silly to blame getting special attention in sweden for anything.
personablepickle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:41 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GED is an alternative to a high school diploma.
And yeah agreed but this guy hardly seems very sensible.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:51 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So this is not just your average arrogant person? I certainly hope OP didn't know about his illness before posting.
KissMyAssForever ยท -21 points ยท Posted at 19:59:01 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody is "encouraging" anything, and you don't need or have the right to feel bad or be offended.
Also, stop stalking the crazy guy on Fakebook. It's creepy and offends me.
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 20:03:46 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He definitely has the right to feel bad or offended, what the fuck kind of thought police propaganda are you smoking?
KissMyAssForever ยท -13 points ยท Posted at 20:05:35 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So you ARE for freedom of speech!
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:08:06 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, just freedom of thought. For example, I wish it was legal for you to be imprisoned just for opening your idiot mouth.
KissMyAssForever ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 20:15:57 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lol. Yes!
And I wish it were legal for you to be brutally sodomized with your PC while being slapped across the face millions of times with a thick volume of your printed out Reddit comments.
Your silly game is fun!
Your turn again!
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:23:29 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wat. Do you have a vendetta of some sort against me? I r confused.
KissMyAssForever ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 20:39:38 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You have won me over! BFF!
Sir_Pwnington ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:10:24 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you two have some sort of history with each other or something?
KissMyAssForever ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:18:36 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes. Moonmixer offered to perform fellatio on me and I have graciously accepted the offer!
No_Longer_A_Menace ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:48:39 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Relatable
TheSeaOfThySoul ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:49:31 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think he sounds like he might be a regular on r/fifthworldproblems.
TurquoiseCorner ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:08:51 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Delusions of grandeur. Here's someone on reddit who believes they're part God/reptilian and can travel between dimensions. These sort of delusions are surprisingly common among people who can't handle real life and their own mediocrity.
theskybon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:24:57 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
that was a wonderful read
ks381 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:37 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
nah, probably just a "very smart" teenager
Rahan_qc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:49 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel he's just trying to be funny / edgy
paracelsus23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:04 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also maybe drugs
NotAnAI ยท 749 points ยท Posted at 15:41:15 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Relatable
moon_jock ยท 231 points ยท Posted at 16:05:53 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me too thanks
[deleted] ยท 67 points ยท Posted at 16:22:49 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
me two thanks
SpiritOfSpite ยท 120 points ยท Posted at 16:25:34 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mewtwo tanks
MichiyoS ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 16:26:13 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks to me
fearguyQ ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:42:25 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank God.. For me
JRPGpro ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:22:21 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AND fuck konami
a_blue_ducks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:24 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
thank you
laudrymaster420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:59 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And not to me, too thanks.
ProWaterboarder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:17 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks MewtwObama
LinkCloth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:08 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm relatable to mewtwo but not to this guy :(
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:21 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mewtwo has pretty good bulk at 106/90/90
[deleted] ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 16:25:26 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not easy when you suddenly slip into the 4th, 5th, and 6th dimensions.
living_death ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:37:30 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry professor, I lost my homework in the depths of the 8th dimension, again! I guess you should just give me an A since I've clearly transcended beyond the likes of your other hive minded students.
CryoftheBanshee ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 16:46:49 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Since OP used the same color for both post and comment, I'm pretending it's the same dude
headsurecockstrong ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 17:59:19 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a dimensional thing
Solracziad ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:23:00 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bi-locating like a boss.
buttaholic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:31:07 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i like to imagine he forgot he made the post, read it a few days later and left that "relatable" comment.
scheistermeister ยท 1944 points ยท Posted at 15:06:53 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your friend should start a cult. Or get a check up at a mental hospital.
Jerifus ยท 912 points ยท Posted at 16:16:24 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I vote cult.
unusedthought ยท 235 points ยท Posted at 16:23:02 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cult... with other inmates from the mental hospital. See if it all goes One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest style.
southern_boy ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 16:35:25 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah... OFOTCN turned out great, didn't it?
Excelsior OP's dumbass friend. Excelsior.
josephdevon ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 17:10:55 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For Chief it did...
unusedthought ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:22 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just wanted to see if life imitates art, is that so wrong?
southern_boy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:09:13 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes but that's an understandable sin.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:07:07 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or maybe like Apocalypse Now. In a mental hospital.
Dumpythewhale ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 16:42:54 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If he could team up with Manson, they could finally kick off the race war the media has been a-brewing up.
Mike-Oxenfire ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 16:29:36 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yea but the fun kind of cult with wild naked dance rituals around a giant bonfire. Let's not do the murdery kind again
Kings_Gold_Standard ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:08:00 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They do this every full moon at the beach, they call it drum circle practice
keenedge422 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:46:17 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Either your cult fails as a fun naked dance cult or it lasts long enough to see itself become a murder cult.
timberwolferlp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:28 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You stay the hell away from my bonfire! I need that to refill my Estus!
[deleted] ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 16:46:42 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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kungming2 ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 17:47:20 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iโve been involved in a number of cults both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower but you make more money as a leader.
celt1299 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 19:38:28 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're paying too much to be a follower. Who's your cult guy?
mch ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:14:35 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You have to start out as a science fiction writer or a door to door monkey salesman. You can't just go straight to running a cult your missing a few steps.
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 16:52:12 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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SuperSaiyan2589 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:50:07 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why not both?
wantganja420 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:13:25 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why not ziodberg?
ridik_ulass ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:09:05 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I say buy him some books by Nietzsche, let him learn about the overman, then, then quietly lend him some Third Reich literature with their appropriation of over man to รbermensch and watch him quietly turn into a nazi.
When he finally implodes it will be quite the spectacle.
choomguy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:23:27 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They already have that one, its called scientology. Hes a thetan.
ElyssiaWhite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:07 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He sounds very similar to Athene so he could join that cult.
ositola ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:12 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You have more fun as a follower, but make more money as a leader
thebiggiewall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:28 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Then he'd be able to find transcendence at the bottom of a cup of kool-aid.
Elder_Joker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:14 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Iโve been involved in a number of cults both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower but you make more money as a leader."
-Creed Bratton
whoamiamwho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:50 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yea but at hospital he doesn't have to pay for the drugs
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:50 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cult! Cult! Cult! Cult! Cult!
lil_grey_alien ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:23 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ass Kickers United
[deleted] ยท 173 points ยท Posted at 16:16:35 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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BioSemantics ยท 179 points ยท Posted at 17:11:35 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He is probably having manic episodes and needs help.
[deleted] ยท 116 points ยท Posted at 17:41:23 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Very much this.
It appears everybody is mocking somebody who is mentally ill here. This is not normal behaviour. He needs to be assessed.
treefrog24 ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 18:57:53 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's got that Kanye-itis
dicer11 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:04:52 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
was looking for this, thank you
BobPlager ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:26:37 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stop delusions-of-grandeur-shaming him.
slomotion ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:04:16 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey! Another successful diagnosis from the experts from reddit. OP have your friend committed.
yeeerrrp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:06 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Typical reddit and its "everything is mental illness" diagnosis lol
HeatherMarMal ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:34:30 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As someone with bipolar, yeah that sounds really manic. The person should find help.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:38:36 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What does the mania actually feel like?
HeatherMarMal ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:54:30 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have bipolar 2 so I get hypomania, which is essentially a less severe mania. In my case I (normally awkward, shy, terrified of people) feel very outgoing and social, I talk too fast, hypersexual, make huge life decisions on impulse, spend more money than I have, I kind of get am inflated sense of purpose when normally I'm very down on myself, start a zillion projects, come up with ridiculous ideas that seem like great ideas at the time, drink way more than I usually do, am very irritated at almost everything. Occasionally I get weird shit like thinking my hip hurts because my bones are dirty and I need to cut my leg open and wash my femur. I'm not sure if that is part of my hypomania or not, though.
Odramabama ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:22:39 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well first we need to figure out if someone is always like this. If a friend all of a sudden starts spouting shit like this, then it's time to be worried. If a guy is always posting this type of bull, then they're just a douche.
BioSemantics ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 18:37:37 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Even if he is 'always like this', I'd suggest a trip to the psychologist. That level of narcissism isn't good or normal.
CreativelyBland ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:00:17 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me: "Sounds like a worse version of me at that age." Also Me: "I am/was probably manic depressive."
So yeah, probably needs therapy.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:35 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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BioSemantics ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:08:15 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which is why I said 'probably'. Either way, I'd say he needs help.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:12:28 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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BioSemantics ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:06:28 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In your 'expert' opinion, I'm sure.
My masters is in Education. I've worked as a paraprofessional before with students who have manic episodes. I've had friends who were Bipolar and had manic episodes. This seems like a manic episode, but since I'm not an expert, I suggested he go get help. There isn't any issue with going to see a psychologist, the same way you would see a normal doctor, if you weren't feeling well and weren't sure why.
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 01:07:21 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So you should really know better than to attempt a diagnosis over an internet comment forum.
Peace.
BioSemantics ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:40 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I suggested he go get help. There isn't anything wrong with that.
unslept_em ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 17:06:14 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yeah, comes off as a bit manic...
uazaa ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 17:20:36 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My first thought as well. This is a medical issue
Delusional_Dreamer- ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:10:00 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know a thing or two about delusions.
basketballbrian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:25:56 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How bout dreams, what do you know of those?
Delusional_Dreamer- ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:54:35 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe. What do you know about baskets?
upmostytoasty ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:04:03 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This reminded me of old man Logan, which was a good story. Thanks.
newportsare4whites2 ยท 95 points ยท Posted at 16:29:16 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have been involved in numerous cults, both as a leader and as a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader.
milkand24601 ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 18:22:14 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A lot of jazz cats are blind. I'd like to put a piano in front of Pam without her glasses and see what happens. I'd also like to see her topless.
Throwaway123465321 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:42:18 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite thing about Creed Bratton is that's his real name. And he actually used to (maybe still is) be in a band.
QuintonFlynn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:22:45 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Grass Roots, with a great song Let's Live For Today
FreshLennon ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:05:59 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Creed?
Mightbeagoat ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:48:06 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Takes bite out of potato
MisterFolgers ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:48:08 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Creed
OatmealkAndCampalope ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:36:27 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've done both.
Jkoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:57 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where can I join a cult
Connguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:16 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's been a murder, and you're a suspect!
JeffersonSpicoli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:59 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tell me more...
Ferinex ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:09 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
~/u/Ferinex
kykr422 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:25:20 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or start practicing the five movements so he can transcend his smart ass out of this dimension
Realrowanatkinson ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:23:20 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mental hospitals are more fun, but you make more money as a cult leader
Dr-Haus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:47:51 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Settle down, Creed
Toxhax ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:49:29 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or both. The mental hospital is a great place to find new cult members.
ThePolemicist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:52:53 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was thinking schizophrenia when I read that...
leaderless_res ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:28 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or less drugs
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:18 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He could start the cult of loneliness.
blowmonkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:33 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mental hospitals are one of the best places to gain followers.
jkhockey15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:27 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"All you have to do to transcend like me is drink this purple kool aid."
Nonspecal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:04 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm generally curious, do you not realize that the text is so obviously sarcasm? literally how do you not see it?
raboolaconundrum ยท 1016 points ยท Posted at 15:25:38 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why are you friends with such a ballbag?
Astarlyne ยท 863 points ยท Posted at 15:56:00 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For the easy karma of course.
jakejack13 ยท 158 points ยท Posted at 16:44:55 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reddit at its finest
piccdk ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 19:32:55 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/karmaconspiracy
TrekkiMonstr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:34:09 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Take it to /r/KarmaCourt. I am a certified attorney, I will represent you (or maybe I'll represent him, idk). I can help you make the post.
piccdk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:50 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is amazing.
TrekkiMonstr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:12 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ikr
marsmedia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:06 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
iArrow ยท 146 points ยท Posted at 15:35:43 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because he is out of this
worlddimension.Dday141 ยท 60 points ยท Posted at 17:22:42 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can confirm. Am in 5th dimension. How do I get back? Send help!
SpookyDorito ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 17:27:38 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/seventhworldproblems
malcolmwasright ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:42:06 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/45thworldproblems
Downvotes_All_Dogs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:51 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That will take two dimensional drifts. Have fun!
Therabidmonkey ยท 222 points ยท Posted at 17:07:58 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you nuts? People like this are the reasons I keep facebook. I have hood friends that are constantly doing insane shit and trashy people biblically arguing about a miscarriage. (See post history.)
bluetruckapple ยท 116 points ยท Posted at 17:23:16 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
the lords abortion
Fey_fox ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:46:24 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus's younger brother, aborted for those pre-birth sins.
basketballbrian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:11:22 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah this is gold I would never delete someone like this
flynnsanity3 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:00:30 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Either it's entertaining or the person is just kidding.
lostineurope8 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:49:42 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes your childhood friend grows up to be super weird.
Geolosopher ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:36:01 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He saved my life once, sends my parents a Christmas card every year, takes care of his disabled brother, and never forgets my favorite movie and texts me every time he sees it on TV. Also he donates blood regularly and picks up litter along the road in his neighborhood every weekend. Also also he unironically wears the sweaters his grandmother buys for him.
41145and6 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:20:35 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Calling someone a ballbag never fails to make me giggle.
Hayn0002 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:00:03 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How does making a post like this instantly lock him out of friendship? Maybe everything else he does is fine. Everyone has that one friend who has that weird issue.
dryj ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 18:27:48 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That one weird issue where he tells everyone he's better than them and that he travels between dimensions? I think it's fair to make assumptions about his personality.
Hayn0002 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:26 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean yeah, i say the only screenshots of his posts and I've changed my mind about it. Seems like mental illness.
farewelltokings2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:53:40 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My guess would be "friend" really means acquaintance.
sabertoothdog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:25 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And liked the post too
ThatFag ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:39:08 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He didn't like it. He wow'd it.
newPrivacyPolicy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:33 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Relatable.
Testiculese ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:25 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're not all bad.
SirPanics ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:47 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Probably cause this guy has the best psychedelics out there. That or OP wants to make sure this guy doesn't hurt himself.
thesislog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:21 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If I had a contact posting shit like that I'd follow with glee every day and never unmatch
r0botdevil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:32 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Came here to say this.
JezzPanda ยท 435 points ยท Posted at 15:49:32 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm surprised 9 of his intellectually inferior friends actually reacted to that.
๐๏ธ JackedAFBoi ยท 363 points ยท Posted at 15:56:08 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I guess he is starting a cult... in the 5th dimension.
[deleted] ยท 79 points ยท Posted at 16:08:51 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 71 points ยท Posted at 16:14:44 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We don't understand the concept of Wednesday in the 5th dimension, you fucking 4D pleb.
literally unmeasurable
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:04:37 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Came here to say this!!!111!! :D xDxD
Duuudewhaaatt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:31:24 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Woah something you 5D'ers can't understand!
thelastdeskontheleft ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:39 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually you would still have Wednesdays in the 4th and 5th. Not really till the 7th that it would be hard to really pick out a wednesday.
choooter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:07:11 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
any cult that has free juice and cookies gets my vote. I'm in.
heydabop ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 17:51:17 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're one of them.
legosexual ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:23:20 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why did you like his status?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:57 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would imagine this guy can type like that but if you went to have a drink with him he would just fiddle around on his phone and drool into his beer.
MiningdiamondsVIII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:14 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The Church of the Seven"
Mikal_Scott ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:43 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait a sec....you liked it too though. Why oh why did you like it?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:52 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe he actually is a genius...
Rodry2808 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:18 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At there is not wrong. Nor right
brin722 ยท 69 points ยท Posted at 16:58:50 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Including OP, who said "wow"
SueMe_ ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:22:26 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I bet he meant it ironically
blown-upp ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:47:41 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"wow" is just about the only reaction one could have to a post like that...
nager2012 ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 17:23:21 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OP liked it for some fucking reason
shaantya ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 18:25:06 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He "wowed". I probably would have "wowed" too. Cause justโฆ wow.
Brutuss ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:31:26 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If I was friends with this guy I'd like every single one of these posts. Keep 'em comin baby.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:31 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OP is one of them.
jpop23mn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:54 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Those are probably people he smokes meth with.
-3point14159-mp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:07 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Op "liked" it though. If you look, it says "you and x others liked this post"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:10 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One of whom appears to be OP who 'wow'ed it.
IamRick_Deckard ยท 177 points ยท Posted at 16:23:03 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Honestly, your friend might have a mental illness. Delusions of grandeur.
Ben716 ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 17:36:13 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are they delusions though if they can be quantumly quantified?
shizzy0 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:02:15 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is it a delusion if you recognize the quantum illusion?
Ben716 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:11:54 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes and no.
[deleted] ยท 120 points ยท Posted at 17:40:42 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This goes beyond iamverysmart territory. Pretty sure this person suffers from some sort of schizophrenia if he truly believes he is passing through dimensions.
petersmartypants ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:07:04 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're just not smart enough to understand the concept of dimension travelling with your feeble ape brain.
EagleDarkX ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:17:30 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That, or too much anime and too little else to impress girls.
kinpsychosis ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:28:04 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If anything it would be narcissistic personality disorder.
But honestly it just sounds like a self consumed delusional piece of shit
Ashybuttons ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:16:26 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
People can have two mental illnesses.
kinpsychosis ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:48:54 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Course, co-morbidity, but I didn't see anything in his comment that suggested schizo :P
Kairus00 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:45:16 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What OP didn't tell us is that his friend is a test subject in a new government sanctioned LSD experiment.
[deleted] ยท 229 points ยท Posted at 15:41:08 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your friend needs medication.
if_you_say_so ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 17:42:47 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lithium
PM_YOUR_SINS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:15:59 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How many
Rodry2808 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:15 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cobalt
hackurb ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 22:09:23 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lithium Cyanide.
OutInTheBlack ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:41:50 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Doctor prescribed medication. I'm pretty sure dude's been dropping acid on the regular.
liveontimemitnoevil ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:24:04 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
More shrooms.
hackurb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:08:49 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are just jealous he might invent the time machine by using his quantum illusions and unquantifiable IQ.
stormz13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:12 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
me too, thanks
[deleted] ยท 134 points ยท Posted at 16:48:59 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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PM_UR_BUSINESS_IDEAS ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 17:26:43 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seems like obvious messing around to me
Heavy_Rotation ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:18:19 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was friends with a guy just like that for many years. If social media were around then he would have posted all of that and more. Thought he had figured out the pyramids by building them with Legos, portal tunneling and never ending energy, shit like that. Also hated the world and nearly everyone in it cause they were all 'mocking him and out to get him'. Ended up getting expelled his Senior year for having a 'kill list', even though he was always doing that shit and I don't think he would have done it.
Now he is a very bitter, very right wing Facebook shit-poster and divorcee. His weird rants have been replaced with fake right wing conspiracy shit, but it's all the same.
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 17:48:48 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know man, this world is so crazy it sadly isn't all that uncommon to meet people like this.
princessjerome ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:23 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I do not doubt at all that they are joking. It is actually kinda funny and I rather believe that than expecting everyone to be a psycho, that's just a miserable worldview.
ylcard ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 17:47:17 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm thinking they're all just trolling the fuck out of each other, and us.
Jesus-H-Christopher ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 17:21:20 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What...what the fuck is happening?
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 19:10:27 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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liveontimemitnoevil ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:28:47 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He'll have split personalities, too. This kind of thing is damning for the logical part of the mind; so much so that it usually results in the individual creating whole new identities to cope with reality and their dreamworlds.
QPILLOWCASE ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 17:23:52 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god. This is horrible thank you for sharing.
roda94 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:32:16 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You should cross his name out better. I was able to find his Justin beiber loving ass and the other girl quick on on fb from those images.
I read more of his post and this guy needs help.
Secretic ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 17:22:36 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait is that really the same person? Then the cult already started...
enormuschwanzstucker ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:31:58 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kneel before Zod!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:39:39 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is Alesund their name? You missed another name too.
edit: Now I understand the "Don't mess with ---, he's jacked!" after reading both of your posts lol
Snoopy_Hates_Germans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:34 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I Will Destroy You And Your House
robotsonlizard5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:46 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That last one looks like a copypasta.
MrHattington ยท 480 points ยท Posted at 15:44:14 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your friend sounds like an insufferable prick
chaoshavok ยท 302 points ยท Posted at 17:58:54 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He sounds much more like he's suffering from psychosis.
Unbiased_Bob ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 18:20:12 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Those are delusions of grandeur. People talk about being smarter than they are and there are many names for that. But say you're smarter than the entire species to a point we can't measure it, is unhealthy. Dude needs help.
GreenSnowday ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:18:04 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He says he can transcend into the 4th 5th and 6th dimensions ....definitely needs to see someone
UnhackableWaffle ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 18:07:32 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It looks like he's just full of himself. Let's not undermine mental illnesses here
chaoshavok ยท 113 points ยท Posted at 18:08:39 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's either pretending to or is suffering from delusions of grandeur, a pretty big sign of serious mental illness
Udontlikecake ยท 67 points ยท Posted at 18:31:23 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Are you familiar with the term delusions of grandeur?"
"I believe I coined the term."
UnhackableWaffle ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 18:10:54 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hope he's pretending, because at least then he can stop whenever he finally decides to. If he isn't... poor guy is gonna live a lonely life
chaoshavok ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:13:35 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, he had potential to start a cult so maybe he won't be alone.
UnhackableWaffle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:29 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like the way you think
thelastdeskontheleft ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:04 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wonder how seriously ridiculous people like Newton looked? Today he would be a total dweeb. The guy probably sounded like this all the time. Except he wrote it on a paper with a quill instead of penciling it into my eyesballs through a facebook feed.
But at least Newton was smart. This guy just has the autistic.
HanSoloBolo ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:29:35 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OP posted other screenshots of the guy talking about being a prophet who understands everything there is to understand. I think we can safely say the guy who's a dimension hopping prophet with an immeasurable IQ is mentally ill.
UnhackableWaffle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:37:25 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, I missed the other screenshots. That certainly changes how I read the post now, poor guy
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:48 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's a big difference between being overly confident to the point of arrogance versus thinking you're able to transcend human perception and view other dimensions because you have some kind of special powers that nobody else has.
SloppySynapses ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:40:09 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lol ok, ignoramus
Jkoy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:31:33 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He just went robotripping a little bit and is enjoying the side effects.
lukesvader ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 17:59:00 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He might even be a candidate for /r/iamverysmart
Hawkbone ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:19:45 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Look at what sub you're in.
lukesvader ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:39:01 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do I have to explain everything to you people? Good thing my IQ is so high I don't get annoyed to easily.
Sigh
SweatpantsDV ยท 54 points ยท Posted at 16:42:16 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why aren't you and his other friends knocking him down a peg? I mean, as his friend it is your job to humble him when he acts like an insufferable jackass.
Kairus00 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:44:36 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think people like this will just recede further if you try to attack their beliefs. They already think they're better than you so they'll just use the excuse that "you couldn't possibly understand".
I mean come on, you can't expect people that can't move in and out of the 4th, 5th, and 6th dimensions to understand!
Tigerhoodz ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:39:06 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tru
WithATrebuchet ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:59:31 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bullshit. Encourage and reward this behavior
lucisays ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:06:34 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously OP knock that fucker down
curiousavocado ยท 96 points ยท Posted at 16:05:17 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That friends name? Albert Degrasse Science-Guy.
living_death ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 22:38:39 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WRONG SUBREDDIT
Locutus_Clegane ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 17:39:43 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...and then the LSD wears off and I realize I am dragging a stolen mannequin around Wendy's parking lot.
yourmansconnect ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:49:26 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Igethisreference.bmp
WithATrebuchet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:57:59 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well played sir
HalfLifeSux ยท 80 points ยท Posted at 17:09:41 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For your copy pasta needs.
Sause1 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:31:49 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
if i search for exactly this text on google the first 10 results or so are all depression related
Ashybuttons ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:19:50 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Super ultra geniuses often struggle with depression.
And people with depression often wish to believe that the reason they are alone and struggle to relate to others is because they are somehow above everyone else.
It's just a little bit comforting to think that the reason nobody understands you is because you're too smart for them.
I think we're probably looking at a little from column A, and a whole lot from column B.
HalfLifeSux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:57 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Must be because of the first sentence
CormanT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:22 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Didn't mention quantum mechanics. 3/10
teke367 ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 16:00:49 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your friend just called you basically brain-dead.
liveontimemitnoevil ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:31:35 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't call him out, though...he is a demigod. Might not end well.
scorpionma ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 16:54:47 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like how the second guy just answer with something close to "me too thanks"
GhettoOSRS ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 16:31:25 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think a lot of these "4th, 5th, etc. Dimensions perception" posts are just mentally ill people who are just falling into the illness. In psychology 101 I remember learning that 18-young 20s is when a lot of serious mental illnesses come out in people. And a lot of these delusional posts are by young 20s people.
[deleted] ยท -22 points ยท Posted at 17:08:24 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You learned in psych 101 class that all people who claim to perceive the world in greater than 4 dimensions are delusional?? Lol k.
Also, you do realize that even without higher level theories, the world is 4 dimensional right? Time is a 4th dimension that behaves EXACTLY like the 3 spatial ones, but it gets a minus sign. When you do Quantum Field Theory problems, you use tensors, or what are essentially 4D vectors, and convert all units into units of energy, so any matter would be units of energy to the 4th power. I mean, I'm all for making fun of twats like this, but I like to keep things factual as well.
In higher level theories, you do see the emergence of more than 4 dimensions. That is a real thing. I don't think it is so crazy to be able to perceive of a world in greater numbers of dimensions given that it might in fact be comprised of as many as 10 or 11 dimensions. This guy is an insufferable twat though, and that's why I make fun of him.
[deleted] ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 17:54:10 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The real r/iamverysmart is always in the comments.
LetsDOOT_THIS ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:13 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You mean your post right? Minimal effort thinking its clever and usually provides no insight... on its own anyway /r/iamverysmartmeta
jfjdejnebebejdjxhcjc ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:46:06 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is some meta shit right here.
LawOfExcludedMiddle ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:37:20 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He didn't say "to perceive of a world with" four dimensions, but rather "to perceive the world in" four dimensions.
worstsupervillanever ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 18:21:10 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Found the guy's reddit account.
Tukaani ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:37:32 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What are the >4 dimensions?
IVIunchies ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:20:50 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They really only exist mathematically, as far as anyone other than the Facebook OP can perceive.
Tukaani ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:44 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alright, so no idea what they contain? Or do they contain nothing and are just conceptual?
LawOfExcludedMiddle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:39:43 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No dimension "contains" anything. Dimension is simply a property of a space, which may contain things.
Tukaani ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:29:06 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Right, english isn't my first language. Sorry about that
fargin_bastiges ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:17:46 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know how you can track something on a graph by an x and y axis? Well that's two dimensions (x and y). You can make the graph 3 dimensional by adding a z axis. That's hard to show on paper accurately, but with computer modelling you can show a 3 dimensional graph or model.
Now, if you want to show the same information, but how it changes over time, you have added a 4th dimension (time) which you can show by having the graph move or change with an animation. Again, this is really only possible to model on a computer, but thats also how we perceive everything (3 dimensional, but over time so really 4 dimensional).
If you try to add any more variables you can't really graphically depict it anymore, but you can still mathematically have 5 or more variables in a model. Basically, any equation youve ever done with several variables could be modelled this way.
That's what multiple dimensions means.
rrealnigga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:37 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can visualise it graphically just like how you described visualising time on a computer. A slider that changes the shape of the 3D model (like the time slider)
Kairus00 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:41:13 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Look up string theory, there are some great videos on YouTube that explain the theory. Of course it's really only mathematically relevant and just a theory to try to explain the inconsistencies in our current understanding of physics. The people that say they can perceive X dimensions are just dumb.
opaque22 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:48:16 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude
Jipz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:11:21 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't know why you are downvoted, it's actually a real theory in physics and mathematics.
krispness ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 16:32:30 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ironically or...?
Because if they're self aware that was legitimately hilarious.
UmCogumeloTralala ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:01:33 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for posting this. I am glad I could find it. Framing is everything I suppose.
navzerinoo ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 17:05:34 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's just going through the "10 acid tabs" a day phase, don't worry it will pass when he realizes the eternal truth.
EnflameSalamandor ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 16:50:36 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OP knows the trick to keeping these people around. Like their posts and you can keep karma farming on their insanity.
GnarlyBellyButton87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:09 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/farmaforkarma
NeoBlue22 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 17:29:46 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is obvious troll no way
n-no wayy
PostmanSteve ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:53:44 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is probably just OP karma whoring. It's way too on the nose and hits waaaaay too many of the tropes for this sub to be a coincidence. He posted another picture in the comments and it's just as suspicious.
drink_your_tea ยท 64 points ยท Posted at 15:44:39 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
why encourage him by reacting to a post like that?
Soundch4ser ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 16:03:20 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow!
a_blue_ducks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:16 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What a play!
stoolpigeon87 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 16:14:24 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would hope the guy would pick up on the sarcasm... but I'm not holding my breath.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:49:13 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean...we need things to post here for our entertainment. I'll admit it, I would probably encourage him if I was his friend on Facebook.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:28 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because it relates to them.
cringe_n_creep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:25 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think it would encourage him. He seems to be holier-than-thou. So if thou relates, he loses that 'better-than' aspect. It's clear he's not normalizing his thoughts, so I honestly think that others reacting in a similar manner would discourage his fantasies.
WithATrebuchet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:50 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you wouldn't egg this on then your IQ is probably measurable
aaarrrggh ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:41:08 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This can't be real.
sargeantbob ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 18:15:22 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This sounds like a person with actual mental problems. Likely either narcissistic personality disorder or bipolar disorder.
[deleted] ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 16:35:29 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To be the next step in human evolution, don't you have to find somebody willing to have sex with you who won't have an abortion immediately after seeing a post like this?
Snoopy_Hates_Germans ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:13:26 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
no he will bud and reproduce asexually
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:15 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's pretty much his only option at this point.
Arakkoa_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:29:06 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not necessarily. "Next step" doesn't mean a good step. A lot of failed offshoots of homo genus in fossil evidence.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:22 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are very smart.
Arakkoa_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:56:53 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm trying to blend in.
gogetakakaroot ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 17:18:46 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
looks like r/lsd is leaking.
Mr_Ballyhoo ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:50:03 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My exact thought was that this dude's micro dosing 24/7.
EmpJustinian ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:09:10 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He sounds exactly like this kid I know who took LSD one time and now thinks he's enlightened.... He's the same prick he always has been ...
jorfrey ยท 100 points ยท Posted at 16:00:20 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Am I the only person who isn't impressed by high I.Q's. It' the equivalent of getting a personal high score in a specific video game.
Funklord_Toejam ยท 67 points ยท Posted at 16:43:53 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
r/iamverysmart
Zubalo ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 16:19:25 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Depends. If it is an official IQ test (such as the wesklers) and it is administered properly it is hard for people to really make any significant gains in their IQ score so if it is a high one I'm personally impressed. However, the Facebook ones or random ones you find online that actually just use yes or no questions (or any other type of unofficial online bull crap IQ test) I just find funny at this point.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:24:52 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't it spelled Wechsler?
Zubalo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:14 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think so yeah. I couldn't really remember the name tbh I just knew that was close ish.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:37 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So basically you are born with high IQ?
Because I was born tall. So maybe you should be impressed with that.
obbelusk ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:00:00 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If I see someone really tall I'm like "whoah, you're tall. I bet you could be good at basketball."
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:27 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am like. Whoahh, what did your parents feed you?
SirIndianaJones ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:29:57 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So then you're not born tall?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:51 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
not is a stupid question I encounter a lot, i thought that was obvious
rrealnigga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:27 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wether you're impressed or not by IQ, that's not the point of it and not why it was made. They didn't create the test so that people can take it and post it on Facebook to impress others.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:12 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
my point was if you have to be born with it, it's not impressive, it's just winning a lottery, it's not an achievement and there is nothing to boast about.
Syn7axError ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 17:49:05 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, but it's like being impressed with someone's height. It's interesting, but it's not important, and they didn't really work for it.
Zubalo ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:04:17 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not really. Hight is almost 100% genetics. IQ, while mostly genetics, is influenced a decent amount by various environmental factors.
Also a high IQ often allows for more impressive things then being tall. Not to mention if I see a seven plus foot tall person I'm going to be impressed. You can be impressed by things people didn't necessarily earn.
foafeief ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:41 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, is it? I'm pretty sure I read somewhere that the average height of people increased a lot in the past few hundred years and I doubt that's genetics
Zubalo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:44:55 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why couldn't genetics be the reason for the average hight to go up? I mean environment definitely plays a factor (nutrition and oxygen are kinda limiting factors) but I'm pretty sure (and I'm no expert on this so I could be wrong) that hight is mostly determined by genetics/DNA. Look at why a liger gets so big if you want to know more.
foafeief ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:58 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Obviously in the end genetics decides that a human can't be bigger than a blue whale. So in that way it's right
But I'd think (based off the 'people today are taller than 200 years ago') the height-affecting genetics in most humans are so often similar that it's hard to know if two people are different heights because of genes or because of environmental factors
Salty_Kennen ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 19:39:42 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I agree. IQ is just a small part of the equation that makes a genius.
I have an IQ of 150 (literally meant nothing, except for being pushed through GLO programs in elementary school) , but it doesn't do anything for me. I have an awful work ethic, I'm way too anxious, my emotions control me, etc.
What matters is the other factors. How you can actually apply yourself and put in the effort to learn and become better.
You can have a 6969 IQ but it won't mean anything if that dude that doesn't learn as quick isn't complacent, isn't wasting time and is focused on a goal.
Angwar ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 18:25:29 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thing is.. You can't really be proud of that since it's basically genetics. You didn't work for that to achieve it. Also it's not like a high iq means you are a genius in all things and never make any mistakes or never have trouble understanding/learning certain things. It mostly means your brain often works faster or is capable of more in theory.
Source: Actually have an iq of 150. And I do dumb shit all the time or struggle to understand something.
EDIT: I knew I would get downvoted for this because it's basically bragging and very unlikely. But my parents did take an actual test when I was young due to "unusual behavior" that got noticed by the teachers. I have a picture of the test if anyone really cares.
Zubalo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:31:29 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You don't have to personally achieve something to be proud of it. People are proud of their heritage all the time. Not to mention I never said a high IQ makes you a genius in everything or amazing at anything you try out voids you of any difficulty in learning.
Also I honestly don't believe you have an iq of 150. That would put you within range of the 12 highest iq scores ever. That being said you could actually have a high IQ like you claim so I'm not trying to call you a lier. I'm simply holding close to the good odds here.
89XE10 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:06:14 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Angwar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:13 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 100% expecting to get downvotes for that but I don't care. My parents made me take a test when I was pretty young due to "unusual behavior" that got noticed at school. I still have a picture of the test on my computer so if you feel like you care if a person on the Internet is Iying or not I can try to upload it with my name cropped out.
WorkWork ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:47 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just take a look at https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IQ_classification and figure out which classification your test falls under. Hopefully not none then it'll be bunk :/
Modern day tests use WAISโIV,WPPSIโIV, or WISC-V (for children).
Depends on what kind of tests you were taking but if you went to a neuropsychologist they might have run other tests depending on why you went to them that measure things besides IQ... It should list everything out properly on the results papers if that's what you have pictures of.
Angwar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:18 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks a lot dude, I will look that up as soon as I get home!
Phyltre ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:23:41 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We don't work to be born, can we really be proud of anything that happens as a result of our existing?
Angwar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:44 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sure we can. Anything past a certain age is in your own responsibility. If you work your way up to make a good and stable income of course you can be proud of that. Or If you learned a new language. Or if you helped an old person. Why should you not be proud of things you achieved just because you couldn't influence your birth? I honestly don't understand your argument.
rrealnigga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:41 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm interested, what was the unusual behaviour? What do you study now or work as?
Angwar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:25 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can only retell what my parents told me: I would understand thinks a lot faster than everyone else but often only if they explained it differently. I often was distracted with stuff that kids at my age usually don't do. For example build structures out of Lego etc that were to complicated for my age. I teached myself basic reading with a bit of help of my parents before I first got to school. I would have to ask my parents again for more details. Also I wasn't sent to a special school for... Highly intelligent children? I don't know how it's called in English but I am sure you know what I mean. I basically lived a normal life, going to normal school etc. My parents did not tell me until I was 18, they thought it would be better. I am currently 20 years old and studying history :)
stewsky ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:54:21 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IQs are for assholes in ivory towers to find yet another way to separate themselves from everyone else.
Medason ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:41 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I may be extremely intelligent. I could be dumb as a rock. I don't know; never been tested. But this reflects perfectly what I have against even the idea of an IQ test.
๐๏ธ JackedAFBoi ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:03:02 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He actually plays video games... lol
Philias ยท 91 points ยท Posted at 16:08:29 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ain't nothing wrong with playing video games.
[deleted] ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 16:17:39 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, I love video games, but I have to disagree. Video games were a mistake.
CyberToaster ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 16:21:19 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is a joke right? Are movies and TV and other forms of art mistakes too?
[deleted] ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 16:31:27 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes it's a joke ๐ Tone is hard to convey over the internet.
CyberToaster ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 16:32:59 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ah, sorry for getting all serious. have a nice day!
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:31:15 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/u/cybertoaster had his arguments all ready to go haha
SexySorcerer ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:01:18 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anime was a mistake. That one I stand by.
DefinitelyHungover ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:45:04 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing wrong with animemes.
IngrownPubez ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:42 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dae videogames as art?!?
waowie ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:26:56 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean they are. If the stick figure I drew in kindergarten is art then games are art
CyberToaster ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:29:43 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It always baffles me that there are people out there who don't consider games to be art. like what is this, 1995?
IVIunchies ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:24:09 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To me is the pinnacle of art in the 20th century. It brings aesthetics, story, music, dialogue, and cinematography all together in an interactive medium that can increases an individuals problem solving, critical thinking, and spacial awareness skills at the same time. I mean how is it not art?
Hara-Kiri ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:21:57 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why?
legochamp75 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:06:14 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dropped your /s
ergoegthatis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:45 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They're fun in moderation, but dedicating too much time to them is a mistake.
IngrownPubez ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 17:06:06 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Agreed
justsomepaper ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 16:37:26 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I bet he's a Hanzo main
WashiBurr ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:14:09 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Simple geometry.
NippleDippers1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:12 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I get more of a Winston vibe.
justsomepaper ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:50:20 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Naw man, this guy's a hardcore Hanzo main. Either that or Zen.
Hayn0002 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:01:51 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zen was actually based off this guy. Dumbed down for human players of course.
titan_bullet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:36 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely hanzo.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:19 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds more like a Mercy to me, he even takes out the pistol at the end. Mere mortals like yourself can't understand the surprising amount of damage it does.
moon_jock ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 16:07:37 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He probably used to play video games when he was a 4th dimensional pleb, but he transcended that lightyears ago.
TobyTheRobot ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 17:41:04 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LOL can you IMAGINE!?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:59:18 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
he's a real mad lad.
rrealnigga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:08 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have a friend like this! He plays video games on the weekend. Crazy creature
nicorns_are_real ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:39:31 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Please link him to this thread anonymously so he can see how delusional he is and maybe seek help. Or at least quit being such a twat.
SMarioMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:07 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not that simple. Once you've transcended humanity, what we say doesn't actually matter.
Kitty-Kat-Katarina ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:25 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm actually very curious what he looks like.
rrealnigga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:31 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
?? Is that an uncommon activity?
ronearc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:06 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have a very high IQ - literally no one I have ever met in my 44+ years of life has been impressed, except for one high school teacher who made me take the damned test.
No one cares. Even typing this much about it will more likely result in downvotes than anything else, and I'm fine with that. :)
ICantSurvivee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:28 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In high school freshman year my math teacher gave us some type of test that was meant to measure everyone's IQs and she later gave us the results of that test. Me and one other student scored over 125 and that test inflated my ego so hard when it came to school.
I ended up fucking around and not trying at all in school, I made decent grades, but I genuinely thought I was above it all. I took AP tests(for those that don't know, basically you can take classes and tests that can allow you to get college credit in high school), and I never did well on them. I don't think that I passed a single one of those.
When I got into college and I started taking classes I started to realize what an idiot I had been the past few years thinking that that IQ test meant anything at all. There I was barely making good enough grades to get into a semi-decent college, yet I had thought I was the smartest kid in the room everywhere I went.
Fuck IQ tests, maybe the test that I took wasn't truly an IQ test but I'm still working to reverse bad habits in college that I developed in high school and the whole experience is so much more stressful than I should have let it get
jorfrey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:45 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wish I could reply to you but your're IQ is too high for a simpleton like me to have the priviledge of communicating with you.
/s
ICantSurvivee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:39 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm on a whole different level
hackurb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:15 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah but you are a mere 3 dimensionsal creature.
[deleted] ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 16:05:53 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What is "textbook narcissism" for 500?
Zubalo ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 16:21:08 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is seeming more like messiah complex to me. I'd have to brush up on the diagnosis for both though to be honest.
SpiritOfSpite ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:30:26 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's no narcissist. Not at least the diagnosable type, maybe the laymen type.
angstyart ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:13:51 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe schizophrenic? Definitely crazy..
boylibra ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:35:53 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
upvote for the sarcastic 'Wow'
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:30:05 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In other words he tried to have his IQ tested to show how high it is, but then it came back showing he wan't that smart so this is what he tells himself.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:36:49 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm 100% not joking, this looks alarmingly like schizophrenia manifesting as a grandiose delusion.
nilhilustfrederi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:53:39 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Idk what people are thinking with BPD and NPD, this is clearly schizophrenia or ajacent. Thinking you're the smartest person ever and thinking you're walking through higher dimensions are totally different levels of delusion.
PMSteamCodeForTits ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:34:50 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Please post more this is hilarious
nstablen ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:28:00 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm glad to see that a lot of people in these comments agree that this dude might have a mental illness. These delusions could go beyond superiority complexes or narcissistic personality disorder, and can be a symptom of illnesses like bipolar disorder and schizophrenia. This guy may be an ass, but I wish him well and hope he can gain a more sound state of mind.
As a side note, narcissistic personality disorder is kinda interesting and sad. While a narcissist attempts to put him/herself above others as much as possible in their mind, these people often end up making their own lives much harder by failing to meet their own expectations, causing fragile self-esteem and dissatisfaction with many of life's aspects in which they believe they deserve better.
Cool_Calm_Collected ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:06:00 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually if he did transcend into higher dimensions he would be spiritually enlightened and not have this huge ego. So it's kind of ironic
ohhfasho ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:42:54 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What an idiot. Dude doesn't even know jack shit about quantum physics.
FlashofBatman ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:19:14 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/Srns7NiO278
youtubefactsbot ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:19:35 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
bot info
StaplerOfMilton ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:59:17 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's got a point, I think. See, in this dimension, there is no such thing as nothing. Everything is made of something. Wherever something should be, matter is there. However, in this gentleman's case, his existence in other dimensions has completely erased the matter where his penis should be.
worstsupervillanever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:24 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
-Michio Cocku
ThisIsReLLiK ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 15:55:32 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The "relatable" guy is almost worse.
[deleted] ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 16:24:47 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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slash_dir ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:34:35 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not, they have a different picture
Dudeguy21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:25 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, OP used all the same color. Oops
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:26 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ah you're right, I thought the guy was saying it was relatable how nobody responded XD
slash_dir ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:23:18 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
looked like it! i had to study it :P
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:48 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I inferred your methodology via contextual deduction, and discovered the science to be replicable.
[deleted] ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 17:19:18 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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ThisIsReLLiK ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:39 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hope that's the case. I would have added a ... to it or something to convey the sarcasm.
a_blue_ducks ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:48:09 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yep. obvious sarcasm was not obvious
raffieitswd ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:44:47 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
seems like very obvious sarcasm
steveryans2 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:06:41 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Then why the fuck is he your friend
cheddarben ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:28:22 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Either a tool or mentally ill.
ebrhineland ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:43:29 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can I be friends with your friend? I want to read that level of crazy every day.
thegreenman56 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:48:10 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me too thanks
whiteboy1190 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:54:16 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He probably just dropped some good quality LSD.
BrodmannsArea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:16 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I sure hope so. If not, he's got some serious issues on his hands. It's sad.
BrodmannsArea ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:10:49 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the worst I've ever seen. We are dealing with delusions here. Undiagnosed mental illness.
JiveTurkey1983 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:05:20 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe they should spent less time being on Facebook instead of being a troll.
JaimeL_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:08:25 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Relatable
YoloSlime ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:15:30 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why did you wow it ?
shaantya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:02 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Someone loved it.
SaggyGrandmaTits ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:47:10 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's got some delusions of grandeur going on.
PM-ME-SOMETHING-PLS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:51:59 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Give your friend some actual advice and tell him to stop being a fucking muppet
dactyif ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:55:52 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why does no one call him out?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:15:41 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
my old friend said something like this to me one day but it also included how if he concentrated hard enough he could make things happen and he could sense that he was controlling the universe with his subconscious. This was pretty much the time i stopped being friends with him because he was a huge manipulator and lied his ass off and stole and drank and did hard drugs behind people's back. He was an egomaniac delusions of grandeur coke addict, why I kept friends like that around I'll never know.
ButterflyAttack ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:17:45 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm guessing this guy is morbidly obese and smells like a dead cat?
bradgard420 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:58:34 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
your friend is a fuckin moron
DawnOfTheTruth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:04:45 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think he's just on some lsd or something.
iSeven ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:28:37 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/ineedtobesectioned
frozen-silver ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:32:14 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Geez...this is a whole new level of r/iamverysmart. I've seen a lot of arrogant people on this sub, but this is completely out of the ballpark
a11city ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:32:38 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
is your friend a rocket scientist or in an ivy league school?
ChopstickChad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:39 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Naw man, Rocket League
HangPotato ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:46:04 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can you get me a meeting with so I can truly beat his retarded ass into another dimension?
Soygen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:48:39 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whoa, save some dimensions for the rest of us, pal!
canamrock ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:51:58 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Feel free to remind him that if he was honest about this, he should have full knowledge of the future. Even granting some sort of many worlds cover to avoid lottery numbers, stock picks, etc., he should be able to fully understand future solutions to real problems. If he's not using that super brain to solve problems, he's either a liar or a monster. And his unwillingness to reward himself pushes toward the former - but scratch that if he has Lamborghinis and knaw-ledge.
infantinemovie5 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:07:03 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The posts from this sub walk a fine line of making me laugh at how smug people can be, while at the same time infuriating me.
Ekudar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:46:11 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WTF, that guy is trolling or delusional.
jeffrey2ks ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:52:08 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why'd you like it then
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:52:21 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's clear. He's a virgin.
Wickdtaint ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:58:09 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Basically, your friend just used a lot of big words to say he's a pot head on FB...
jfk_47 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:31:48 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did he like his own comment and say "relatable" then like that comment too or are you getting lazy with color coordinating?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:41:05 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This looks almost like a well-executed troll. Its too extreme to be egotistical, but its too neat to be mentally ill
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:03:50 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
new copypasta?
con77 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:08:11 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
tell Kanye to take his meds
Anti-Marxist- ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:12:29 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What if he's not lying?
Zantoo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:18:05 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Relatable"
JMDeutsch ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:23:20 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Awesome! I wish I was friends with Kanye West on Facebook!
Karski ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:29:13 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like some watched interstellar recently.
NegroNerd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:30:52 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's an easy unfollow
Reality_Facade ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:39:21 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is very reminiscent of someone I know who went through a period of delusions slipping in and out of reality who was later diagnosed with schizophrenia. That someone is me. You should see some of the texts I sent people before I was medicated.
ququ2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:07:34 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your friend sounds psychotic and probably in a manic episode. He needs the help of a psychiatrist. Please guide him.
Duddly_Dumas ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:22:01 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait until this guy gets some real responsibilities handed to him. I'm guessing just a mortgage will bring him down a dimension or two.
HDTicket2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:33:50 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I MUST friend this person.
Mermbone ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:43:33 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
usually when i start transcending human perception I just tell my facebook friends too
a-clever-fox ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:53:41 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The year 2016 has been full of miserable smartasses, but this is the best one!
cjm0 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:21:59 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
cocaine is one hell of a drug
Onto_ClinPsych ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:07:23 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To be honest, this sounds like someone starting on a manic or hypomanic episode. I hear a lot of people in those states talk about thinking faster and being smarter than others.
A lot of people forget bipolar is a psychotic illness that involves a loss of contact with reality.
oodsigma ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:22:32 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know what I love about all these "I am the next step in human evolution" (a common phrase in this sub) is that to be a part of evolution you need to reproduce, and that usually seams pretty unlikely for everyone featured here.
putshan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:45:32 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get this guy down to Australia, we don't measure things on the human scale either, we use a cunt scale, and I have a feeling this guy's going to be right up there.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:21:56 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
if i knew someone like that i would go out of my way to be as retarded as possible. not like peeing and shitting myself, but just completely oblivious about really obvious common-sense stuff. just so i can hear him smugly explain everyday things while i laugh on the inside.
BrainPenetrator ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:57:48 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hope for his sake that he transcends to dimensions where getting beat up no longer exists.
fizzura ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:40:38 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have to agree with some people in this thread, your friends is mentally ill, its some case of extreme type 1 bipolarity ( delusions, mild depression, megalomania...) the worst part is that he wont even hear you if you tell him, i had a similar case and when you come down is like hell, it took me all this year to recover, check in a few months (1 month maybe is enough) if he is depressed
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:31:47 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know diagnosing someone over the internet when you are not even qualified is one of the most dangerous things you can do right.
fizzura ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:53:19 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Im actually in medschool waiting to specialize as a psychiatrist, but you are right i am not qualified yet. Its. It like im giving him meds, its just a suggestion of someone who went through the same experience, i dont see the harm
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:43:28 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because like you said
You are neither qualified nor know their entire situation to be able to give advice. What you could be saying could have a serious detrimental effect to someones health. While your intentions were genuine, as someone who is looking to get into the medical field you should know never to do this.
nager2012 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:22:46 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why did you like that post
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:31:54 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WTF OP? People told you several times that your friend has mental issues and you just... keep posting pictures making fun of him.
I don't think you're really his friend. What a shame.
JamesUnderpants ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 15:52:08 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a joke
ThisIsReLLiK ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 15:55:47 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It sure doesn't read like a joke.
radiokungfu ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:11:04 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Huh? It definitely reads like a joke lol
ThisIsReLLiK ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:20 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Idk, I am pretty familiar with jokes. This looks like another like minded smart person agreeing with the day to day stress of being otherworldly smart.
I_EAT_DICKS ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:35:42 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
maybe it is a joke but it has transcended into the 4th, 5th and 6th dimensions and thus doesn't read like a joke
ThisIsReLLiK ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:04:59 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It reads more like a delusional idiot than a joke, imo.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:14:34 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you had an IQ anywhere comparable to his, or even mine, you would have clearly seen it was a joke. FFS.
ThisIsReLLiK ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:18:04 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TIL I am but a mortal pleb.
rrealnigga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:32 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, it's either a joke or he's on drugs or mentally ill
ergoegthatis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:21 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought so too but OP posted other messages from that guy, and he appears serious.
stoolpigeon87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:18 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I really don't think it is. Also OP has images of other stuff he posted that are the same type of delusional nonsense.
KillerKowalski1 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:29:40 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
jimgilmore2016 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:58:51 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
24th of December at 0:00?
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:11:40 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It means midnight in military time. 0000hrs is midnight, 0100 hrs is 1am, 1500 hrs is,3pm, 2300hrs is,11pm and so on
mattindust ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 18:37:08 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We know. Fuck off.
AngusMan13 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:39:41 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The other guy apparently didn't. Fuck off.
ChipmunkChad ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:22:29 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your friend sure is on another level. A high level. Keyword: high.
amgtech86 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:27:13 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Relatable" Okaaaaaaay
sooth_ ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:59:37 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
pretty sure that person was making fun of him
Biddy_Fiddler ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:23:56 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yet you still gave the twat a 'Like'
Biddy_Fiddler ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:25:03 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
P.s. Your friend is definitely on Coke
tommy11133 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:17:55 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
w h a t
MichiyoS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:25:22 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Wow"
ctphoenix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:26:03 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In 4 dimensions: relatable. In 6: x;$----ยฃโข.{{^g
Tonydanzafan69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:26:49 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely some mental illness going on here
Inidi6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:30:44 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So he sounds a little nuts. Had he been evaluated before?
GhettoOSRS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:31:26 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think a lot of these "4th, 5th, etc. Dimensions perception" posts are just mentally ill people who are just falling into the illness. In psychology 101 I remember learning that 18-young 20s is when a lot of serious mental illnesses come out in people. And a lot of these delusional posts are by young 20s people.
osoleve ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:33:32 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does he or has he taken psychedelics? This reminds me of my friend who, after taking bad acid, said to me once
bsdestroyer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:36:33 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MY IQ CAN'T BE MEASURED
nicorns_are_real ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:36:40 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If this were true they wouldn't be on Facebook.
SeaTwertle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:16 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh my god shut the fuck up" and then block him. All it takes.
canserpants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:00 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This guy definitely has his own subreddit, but in the 6th dimension. Sorry guys, have to make another.
ChunkyRingWorm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:01 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your friend is mentally ill.
CanIJerkofftothis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:41:16 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit. This is another level of delusional
Somanyshitposts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:44:33 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Totally unrelated, i love the Mothership Profile pic OP
ChilisDisciple ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:25 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Look at your friends to look at your future.
jutct ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:33 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is over the top. Good job, OP
elizabethnydam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:56:09 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is your friend?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:57:03 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alright, there is only one option left, he has become too powerful and might enslave our lesser kind or just kill us all for being so brain dead. We must go to our last resort and become......... savages. Then we can kill him before it's too late.
NyctophobicParanoid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:03 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's like talking to a Tool song...
jelde ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:01:27 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What does this guy do for a living? I would just love if it were something incredibly mundane.
BBisWatching ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:01 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a teenager. It has to be.
benihana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:33 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
stop responding and he'll stop posting.
quinn1007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:25 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't be friends with this person
black_brotha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:04:44 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whats it like being friends with kanye west, op?
MarlockWizardfingers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:11 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I too, have done that much LSD.
IdontBeleebYou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:07:01 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Doesn't seem very friendly to me.
triple110 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:07:32 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The only level this person is on is another level of self-diluted (and 7 people reinforcing) narcissism. Since they have time and space all figured out, I wonder how their unified theory is going. Maybe their Facebook posts are taking up all their publishing time so as to remain connected to the rest of us plebs.
OneSquirtBurt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:40 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think he saw that movie Lucy and took it seriously.
theatahhh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:43 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ok go home boys this subreddit is done, not gonna top it
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:55 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean... I've taken acid too.
LaughingWithMe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:02 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You've got to call him out.
JAYDEA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:04 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So he's schizophrenic?
Dozzi92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:37 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You need to just respond and be like, "I know exactly what you're feeling, man."
Kiwispam84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:19 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow... I'm morbidly very curious to see more!
insakna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:03 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How they fucked do people like this actually exist?? Is he being satirical or joking??
Belzedan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:44 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sheldon is that you?
M03b1u5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:02 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
UNFRIEND
Mickeymousetitdirt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:33 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
People like this deserve a kick in the jaw.
EyMayn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:19 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That wow react
escallus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:20 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How old is this dummy?
I3ULLETSTORM1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:30 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seems like you need new friends.
milesdizzy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:59 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The doctor said I have a special IQ, a state of brilliance called something-ophrenia! I forget the first part."
sarevok9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:44 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Evolution is generally a measure of the fitness of an individual in a species to pass on his genetics. I don't think that's a problem this guy has figured out how to solve despite his 4th / 5th / 6th dimensional thinking.
HauntedMinge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:02 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Please call this fucking idiot out on his bullshit. Not only would it be hilarious to see his reaction, but if he takes offence you dont have to be friends with him anymore. Its a win win.
C-Jammin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:13 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How are you friends with such a massive douchebag? I would've unfriended this prick on Facebook and in real life as soon as I read this.
Deleos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:00 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How much do cloths cost in the 6th dimension?
Mc_nibbler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:27 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like Schizotypal personality disorder.
BryanAKADJ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:23 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow! :O
Al_The_Killer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:27 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/iminterdimensionalandthisisdeep
Zaenok ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:55 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Someone replied with "Relatable"
Interesting times we live in...
fishsticks40 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:28 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
perfect response.
ScubaNinja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:35 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is your friend Kanye?
Drawtaru ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:36 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This year sucks ALSO I'M SUPER DUPER AWESOMESMART.
officer_gamby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:34 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
gawks at pretty girl walking by
pretty girl gives back mean glassy stare
OP: hmph that's ok i'm the next step in human evolution, there's plenty of hot girls who'd be all over this in other dimensions
irradiated_sailor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:57 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Read: I got a lower score on an IQ test than I expected so I'm making excuses as to why I'm not Mensa-level.
Haikuyori ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:39 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He post this at exactly 00:00
nbiz4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:20 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude still using Facebook...
Kylanto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:52 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's stupid/cringy if you look at it as if they are serious, but hilarious if you see it as satire.
WollyGog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:43 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So what did you do, like, love or wow?
Edit: just seen the wow. Shame on you OP
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:54 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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WollyGog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:05 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One can hope
BBisWatching ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:43 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going to go out on a limb and guess this is someone who has not yet tried to be successful in the world.
cyclonerider ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:11 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Woah dude... Did we find Jesus?
SozSurt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:55 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You liked this, damn OP stop being a savage and feeding his delusions.
iCarryTheCarries ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:56 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seems like a troll to me
mudbuttcoffee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:36 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If by "try really hard" he means "do several hits of acid" I have transcended our reality and perceived time and space as a fixed point in my reality...
But something tells me this is done extreme douchery.
edit__police ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:59 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
why did u wow this
ilovewhaleporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:26 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Relatable
mike54076 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:28 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wish I could get a penny every time I read someone referencing evolution who doesn't understand it......
OldTreesLoom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:22 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's an empty place in that mans soul that can only be filled with seroquel
lukesvader ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:21 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*every day
Get on my level
Kirbykid12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:43 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You might wanna reconsider that second word in your title there champ
Lceus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:09 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would like to see what he has achieved with this super human intelligence. Our biggest questions must be trivial for him to answer. Our biggest challenges in science should be easy to solve for someone who can see past our world.
But I guess he just plays WoW and browses Reddit.
diphiminaids ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:26 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pack it up boys, this sub can retire happy
Data_Stream ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:12 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's a really cool HP Lovecraft story with basically this premise - Dreams in the Witch House
Basically this guy figures out how to transcend dimensions, gets in deeper and deeper seeing scary shit the further he goes in, goes crazy because now he has this extra-dimensional perspective of things and can't think like a normal human anymore.
It's a damn good one
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:22 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whatever he's on i want some
MotherOfDragons24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:32 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is a joke, right? Please say this is a joke.
Zur1ch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:56 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anyone who considers his or herself this smart definitely is not. It's been shown in studies that the most intelligent people recognize that they know very little in the grand scheme of things. True intelligence breeds humility about knowledge and its limits. Socrates was considered the wisest man because he knew that he knew nothing.
aliengiraffe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:26 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We should all post this on our Facebook and see what responses we get. I fucking love this guy! This made my day! Thank you.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:02 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your friend may have a mental disorder......
Jonnycd4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:07 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Doesn't help you encourage him by liking it haha
ppdx1000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:28 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OPs username suggests a need for r/iamverystrong
CAPnNeckbeard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:21 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have a friend who's always on LSD and he sounds like this. Except he sounds more like a little kid that just witnessed some cool shit for the first time and less like an arrogant douche bag.
djramrod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:43 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lmao, I want an album of these.
trainsacrossthesea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:43 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A whole nubba lebel.
qa2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:02 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Celebrities die every year.
DirkLimpwood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:58 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can you do me a favor and kick him square in his intelligent cunt?
Insert_delete ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:53 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your friend is in a manic phase. Help them get help before they possibly ruin their lives.
EllP33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:14 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โ๏ธfriendโ๏ธ
gopacktennie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:20 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
takes three rips and passes out
wakes up
"Whoa bro, just transcended human perception again and moved in and out of at least like 6 dimensions."
"Cool bro, go back to sleep."
vinh001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:51 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*Whistles philosophically. Smiles Sardonically.
Rheastar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:22 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You need new friends :).
speehcrm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:56 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
this has got to be satire, I mean come on
CrispyDickNuggets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:17 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is he serious or is this satire?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:48 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Narcissism and drug use are sad.
Indirian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:41 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is what happens when people lose avenues of expression. Stop closing subreddits! I'm looking at you /r/im16andthisisdeep.
jassassin61 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:06 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you like their status ?
neunon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:37 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well at least he didn't mention quantum mechanics?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:59 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Probably high. Most potheads think they can perceive things that non drug users can't.
babadivad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:52 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is your friend Kanye?
IWishIWasAShoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:15 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Someone need to arrange a "Genius Conference", invite everyone that's /r/imverysmart-material and tell them to solve all the world's problem.
abrasivebison ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:19 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Relatable
WIbigdog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:23 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If this dude were examined by a mental health specialist, would he be found to have any identifiable mental disorder? There's gotta be something up there not firing correctly to honestly believe the stuff he's typing.
Duuudewhaaatt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:45 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stop taking so much acid, people.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:48 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The keywords are all there.
Maysock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:50 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"OK, man, since you're so transcendent, could you help me with my Calc B homework? I've been having some trouble on th..."
"uh...UHM... I HAVE NO TIME FOR THIS PETTINESS"
ireter294 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:47 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is he on drugs or does he have some sort of mental problem?
thiswaynthat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:53 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes I think about how I could be the next step in human evolution bc I have a very rare connective tissue disorder..it makes you insanely flexible,you can squeeze through/into anything. It also keeps you looking crazy young and gives you insanely soft skin. But it also has its very bad points, maybe they're still perfecting it lol
Cleffer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:56 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If was talking about his narcissism, he'd be dead-on accurate.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:50 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I transcend dimensions too, i just use cannabis as warp fuel
HuntStuffs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:49 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Funniest part here is that you Wow'd it
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:14 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i wonder what people like that would write in an actual diary that no one else read.
mdmaniac88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:37 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You liked it! You're an enabler
a_shootin_star ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:41 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your friend has schizophrenia. Or is borderline.
Either way, show them the top posts on here than have others claiming to me "the next link in human evolution" and that everyone is "beneath them".
These people often end up alone and suicidal.
AFlyingNun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:10 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS GUY, THO
whookam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:12 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is your friend Dennis Reynolds?
WorkFlow_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:20 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty sure that is not how the 5th and 6th dimension works. Even the 4th dimension nobody is really sure how it works. Every video i have watched on it basically says the 4th is too much for us to truly understand and the 5th and 6th the human brain just can't even begin to fathom.
inthedrink ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:52 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can hear Kanye rapping this when I read it.
RatJail ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:53 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This dude is high as hell
DonJunbar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:46 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would pounce on that shit. Too much to be made fun of here. They aren't your real friends if you can't mercilessly make fun of them.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:18 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Keep an eye out for him. He may be experiencing psychosis or other mental illness.
ChrisGarrett ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:33 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think we can shut down this subreddit now. The king has been found.
SLOW_PHALLUS_SLAPPER ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:36 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He may transcend human intelligence, but he sure doesn't know how evolution works.
callmesnake13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:10 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is he sarcastically declaring his verysmart post "relatable"?
Sarenord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:36 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why did you like it?
T_Sinclair21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:10 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Relatable.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:50 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This can't be real.
MexieSMG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:54 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
your friend is a real life troll. i do this sometimes because of how funny it is, but i only have like 2 friends that do the same thing every now and then.
c4rlos4lv4rez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:58 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's your fault he is like this by contributing to his retarded behavior by reacting with a WOW face lol
ShermanMerrman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:19 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Protip: use different marking colors for different people. Otherwise, good content
Zantary ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:26 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like great humour if you ask me.
BloosCorn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:26 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is he manic?
HangPotato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:08 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can I get this in a copypasta?
Vigdos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:02 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Considering the reaction I am sure this is just satire... why is everyone so sure that this is genuine?
Wallabizle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:02 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get new friends.
canihavemymoneyback ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:50 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm old enough that I have friends pre-Facebook. When I read some of the shit they post I am convinced that we would have NEVER become friends if I knew they were capable of such asshole thoughts and actions. I have one friend that seems normal irl but she posts these feel good quotes that just make me queasy. I mean, come on! Which is the real person? Cause that pretentious bitch can take a hike.
Do they need validation that badly? Practical strangers, who they never see irl, make their day? I don't get it. I barely care what true friends think of me, let alone fake friends. Well, I care about my real friends, but only to an extent. They have zero control over my emotional being. Whereas my friend (who I love) thrives on compliments.
I have other friends who tell the FB world their entire life. Nothing is sacred. Nothing spared. Husband cheat? Run to FB. Son found dead in his apartment? Post about it. Baby daddy too cheap to buy diapers but pays for girlfriend's kid's sports fees? Rant on FB.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:26 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One of my brother's classmate (let's call him Genius) in high school always thought he's a genius and the only reason he isn't getting straight A's on report cards was because teachers don't understand. When they were taking the SAT exams he scored less than 1500 out of 2400 on most occasions and 1 on average. The sad thing was people started spreading his scores throughout the school with him having no idea about it. He just kept on bragging how easy the test was and how he's gonna end up in Berkeley, Stanford etc...
Later on his mother bribed one of the English literature teachers to write Genius's college application essay. I assume it's a killer essay because he ended up in a state university way out in middle. The university found out the following year and kicked him out. Last time I checked he's back on th west coast not doing anything.
TorontoMapleLaffs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:37 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely trolling facebook
ifthestarsareright ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:24 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Surely he's joking though?
bestdadfapday ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:42 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Found jaden smith's profile?
mtthwskdmr2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:05 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What the fuck does he smoke, and where can I buy some of it?
AG3NTWH1T3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:13 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You think that is air you're breathing?
tribblemethis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:13 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I often think I'm the next step in evolution."
Yeah about that buddy, that would require you to get laid at least once.
oldnick53 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:27 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
30 year old tenareze armagnac from chateau larressingle does that to me too. After a good (french) meal. Of course like churchill said, it's only temporary...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:05 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why are you friends with someone who thinks they are better than you and everyone else?
Sippin40z ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:10 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He must have watched 'The OA' on Netflix.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:38 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reading the this post made me enter the 12th dimension. I have read this post in many lives and many dimensions.
PerfectMako9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:39 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What a douche'
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:55 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude... I'm in another fucking dimension...
Wiseguydude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:11 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your friend is fucking around right? This has to be satire
RyanTheCynic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:00 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did he reply to himself saying relatable? What a twat
Gibbzee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:57 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, Sheldon.
anjess ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:10 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
r/immenatllyill ?
3BetLight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:00 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If he's an actual friend and not just someone on facebokk maybe you should have a chat with him about this because as you know everyone is rolling their eyes.
swoosh112 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:27 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Catcher in the 4th, 5th, and 6th Dimension
kfms6741 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:01 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Drugs are bad, mmkay?
Harenarius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:32 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Guy high af on bleach.
sophiaissilly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:25 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Psychedelics seem to do this to a lot of people.
unclefire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:28 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Acid? Mushrooms?
illpoet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:45 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
my thought was candy flipping, acid + molly
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:34 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Master of trolling and you believe him?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:28 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lmao this is GOLD
PilotLights ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:50 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously, OP.
This isn't really a game at this point. It looks like your friend is suffering an acute mental health crisis. Stop laughing, and try to get him some help.
Having lived through other people's episodes of mania - it isn't funny, and it can be extraordinarily damaging to them - up to their own deaths and the deaths of overs.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:04 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Must have transcended grammar too.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:14 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He must be a teenager.
iflylikewilma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:34 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean...how utterly clueless do you have to be to buy your own bullshit to this extreme. It's like he has no idea he's just shitting out of his mouth.
thejackash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:57 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The "Wow" reaction cracked me up
Vaw22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:59 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This guy has to be joking.
Judasgrume ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:21 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's satire guys
Therapist13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:53 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you notice other behavior like high energy, decreased sleep, risky behaviors like drugs or spending money, your friend may be manic. Or he could just be a little odd thinking and a little schizotypal.
KJBenson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:37 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going to assume since you blocked names with same colour that he said "relatable" to himself.
41145and6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:50 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yea, I've also eaten shrooms.
kris689 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:59 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your friend uses facebook..... his entire post is invalid.
savageboredom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:02 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes if I get way too high I have thought like that. Except once I come down I realize what utter fucking nonsense it is.
iflylikewilma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:13 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OP pls post an album of this dipshit. I could laugh at his "transcendent brilliance" for literally minutes.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:33 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whoa!......didn't think The Mooninites existed!
hunca_munca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:55 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like mental illness, manic thinking
JesterMarcus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:49 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So which did you do? Like, Heart or Oh Face this status?
myopinionstinks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:39 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your friend is a douche. Why keep douchey friends?
IDespiseFatties ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:46 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You should cross reference a picture of his face to r/punchablefaces and reap in that sweet double karma.
Lord7777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:58 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Surely this can't be real. This has to be satire.
TheHeroicOnion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:33 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why are you his friend?
MoTheMonk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:23 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How high is this fucker?
Some_Stoned_Dude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:52 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good to know Facebook still exists in the 4th, 5th and 6th dimensions
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:28 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I too enjoy whip it's
Stir-The-Pot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:36 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You need better friends.
PickleSlice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:59 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uh oh...I think this is how Aum Shinrikyo started...
Poolboy24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:07 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your friend doesn't fit on the autistic scale, he's transcended it.
jbloom3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:43 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Literally nothing he said makes any sense. He's just one of the masses and we are all stupid
Fablemaster44 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:46 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i just cant even see how someone would think this is ok to say. Arrogance is so unattractive. Its scary. i mean, whats wrong with being ok with having average intelligence? The smartest man I know is an absolute genius, and wouldn't even think to say something like this.
moto2four ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:53 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've transcended past super cringe, you could call this super cringe 2
lategame ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:13 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's no way he's not trolling
KindleLeCommenter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:30 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's not your friend. He's "some kid you know"
s4embakla2ckle1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:24 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If he's being serious, my guess is he's mentally ill.
GamesWithBenjamin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:36 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How dumb will we feel when it turns out the shitposters actually have transcended human consciousness and can see the future, present & past in one moment with an awareness of all possible outcomes.
RIGHT?
R00t240 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:45 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why did u like it op?
imjustanape ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:01 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wherever did you meet Jaden Smith?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:18 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have a strong feeling Tila Tequila and this guy would get along very well.
SmoothPancakes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:41 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I really want to reply to that with "Ditto". I like to think it'd pop a blood vessel or make his eye start twitching uncontrollably.
alshabbabi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:29 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Written at: 00:00. This might be real guys, the messiah revealing before 2017???
Cobaltsaber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:42 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought 2016 sucked because my social life kind of feel apart, a lot of artists I grew up with died and we tore open old wounds that I thought our society had solved. But clearly I'm just a 6th dimensional being.
FartWolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:23 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
your friend sucks
vorpib ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:37 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Travels in and out of dimensions at will, still posts on Facebook.
az116 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:58 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No joke, I knew someone who would talk like this and every once in a while post something like this on Facebook. He was recently diagnosed with schizophrenia. You need to watch out for this one.
KissMyAssForever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:56 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck it. I say we give him the benefit of the doubt.
thebutterycanadian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:48 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why is he your friend?
fizzura ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:04 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did he commented and liked his own status? Thats a whole new level
FictionalNameWasTake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:24 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get his drug dealers phone number for me, sounds like he's got some good shit.
Waltywhitman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:15 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My new favorite copypasta
yoshi570 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:19 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
unfriend
SnowedIn01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:24 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This must be some kind of meta-satire type deal right? No-one could exist that far up their own ass, it would be physically impossible, it would transcend realit... Wait maybe he's right!
LateSoEarly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:33 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just looked at some more of his posts. Is this guy trolling? I guess he just found out about this post and 15 minutes ago wrote "I'm famous. Then again, it was only a matter of time before people started taking note of the huge amount of intellectual power I hold within my mind."
KissMyAssForever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:39 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He sounds like he would excel in Scientology. Xenu could use a few good men like that.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:51 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I knew someone like him. He ended up drawing poo-casso's on his bathroom mirror, stripping naked, covering himself with organic raw honey and threatening his roommate with a knife. He also told his pregnant roommate that he was the devil and that the baby in her stomach was him reincarnate.
kolki86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:53 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kanye?
rivermandan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:33 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
transcends dimensions but still cares enough about ours to shitpost on facebook.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:52 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn dude I feel the same way on mushrooms but it fades by dinner time.
SoupKitchenHero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:04 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does he do acid
footfoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:37 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your friend smokes pot... by themselves.
DefinitelyPositive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:17 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's lonely, and he turns it into an intelligence thing. It's both annoying and quite sad :(
lightlycrisped ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:29 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Drugs.
shmuffbub707 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:50 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like this has to be a joke. Please tell me this is their way of joking, and they really doesn't see themselves this way.
Strojac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:00 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You liked it?
hustl3tree5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:16 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is your friend 14?
hqwreyi23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:51 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/iamveryschizophrenic
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:10 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow don't break an arm jerking yourself off there guy
410maximus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:04 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think your friend does drugs.
kasbrr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:40 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or he just discovered dreaming while sleeping.
Drmeatpaws ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:31 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ouhhh OP has the good stuff, have any more?
elesdee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:08 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How can you be friends with such an odious person.
completelyowned ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:26 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
your friends are fucking retarded rofl
MT_Flesch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:57 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
acid is great, innit?
guccisocks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:50 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same.
jhorn1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:31 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're friends with Jaden Smith?
oralbglide ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:42 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
and why are you enabling this asshole by giving him a "wow"-like? lol
Uglycannibal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:02 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When u hit the LSD and Spirit Science so hard that u transcend reality and realize its 11 dimensions are contained entirely within ur asshole
AnAssGoblin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:11 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But what if all of this was actually true and he really is the next step in human intellect and capabilities and we are all just assholes for him trying to explain it to us.
SweetDwee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:19 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The un-friend button is your friend here, not this wacko.
ButtGardener ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:19 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What I find most wtf is people actually like this status...
Bengoris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:17 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What would happen if Rust Cohle were autistic.
thouhathpuncake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:38 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I get the feeling that this is satire/trolling.
d1223 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:15 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds more like r/iamveryaddictedtodrugs
NotAzakanAtAll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:21 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tell him/her to quit being held back by the limitations of text.
Cunicularius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:42 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Come on, that's gotta be satire... right? 0_0
bctg106 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:31 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow!
Nice shot!
Danny0317 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:01 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
mate, your friend is delusional
jakster840 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:11 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Qynchou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:45 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
fuark, mirin'.
Bloodmark3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:32 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bro your friend is C'thulu.
TacoRalf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:27 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And for that reason i will brag about it on facebook
DarwinianMonkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:52 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Relatable.
SensibleCardigan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:12 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is your friend maybe mildly schizophrenic?
AbbathOcculta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:39 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I knew a guy who used to talk this way. He was schizophrenic and untreated. If your friend is between 18 and 25 you might want to keep it in mind.
astro_0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:05 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
More please.
stoopidfish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:06 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There sure are a lot of psychiatrists on reddit.
Whimzies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:09 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This person is woke as fuck, you all are still sleeping.
exoxe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:36 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Change that Wow to a Haha!
captainsassy69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:53 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...does he smoke drugs?
abrAaKaHanK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:40 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This guy sounds like my cousin. Could actually be metally ill.
shit_in_2016 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:54 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Facebook needs a "reaction" button that is an eye roll.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:46 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reliable
Mr_Ballyhoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:24 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think your friend is micro dosing LSD...
GOLD_GOURAMI ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:00 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Doesn't he know he has to reproduce to be the next step in human evolution? What a moron
Paparatzi911 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:27 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/im14andthisisdeep
dick-dick-goose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:15 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What a fucking jackass! His posts are such dogshit. He's a turd in the sun who thinks the heat is his own brilliance. Can't wait til he dries out and blows away.
cheaplomastic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:39 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm always tempted to downvote these posts because I hate how cringey they are but then I remember that's the point of the sub
xoites ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:43 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe your friend should get some Fluphenazine.
GodEmperor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:01 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This person has a psychiatric disorder.
imuptothetask ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:12 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like they just went and saw Arrival
crunch816 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:23 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would order a cease and desist on that friendship.
Or at least hit the hide button.
juche ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:42 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like a real fuckhead.
lannister_stark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:59 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lol yet you still liked the post.
GingerMan512 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:56 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's still a virgin because he can't find a female his equal without pointy elbows.
tartay745 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:54 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This sub should require the age or estimated age of the poster if grabbing off of Facebook. I'd love to know if this guy is 14 or 34.
whydidimakeausername ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:13 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why don't you constantly comment with 100s of laughing emojis?
Silkiee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:33 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your friend eats too many mushrooms ๐
Empz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:44 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the type of dude who's going to kill someone or some poor animal to feel what god feels like!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:01 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is this person into psytrance? A lot of people I know through doofs say similar shit. you never go full doof.
O_fiddle_stix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:29 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So let me get this straight, some dumb shit drops acid or smokes some DMT for the first time and all of a sudden he's Einstein, Hawking, and Ghandi all rolled into one? I want some of what's he's smokin, cuz this motherfucker must still be trippin!
PetethePanda1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:54 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the definition of what I expect and hope to see from this sub. Beautiful.....(spelled in my head by Jim Carrey)
Fisheswithfeet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:10 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your "friend" is mentally ill, extremely insecure and possibly a narcissist/borderline personality.
paunator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:35 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This feels jokey
artisticMink ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:22 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The moment when you realize it would be a good idea to look for a new job.
Marabar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:01 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
2me4me_irl
thawrestla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:07 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eh, sounds like he's obviously just fucking around.
Enverex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:13 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But why though?
BedrockPerson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:13 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is correct because you capitalized 'human' and your IQ is clearly below zero. You clearly have negative IQ. Immeasurable by human science. Congratulations.
Corky_Butcher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:00 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All those dimensions and you're still on Facebook.
TheyTrynaCloneMe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:32 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I haven't physically cringed at text in a while. This is another level.
Beagus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:50 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Please, please, please tell me you're in middle school, because I can at least expect a clueless 13-year-old to advertise their false sense of grandeur online for everyone to see, unfortunately my gut is telling me this is not a middle schooler. Regardless of this narcissists age, this is a prime example of what happens when you raise your child to think they are special and unique and smarter than most. Parents need to fucking stop coddling their kids. Their children might be special to them but they sure as hell aren't to the rest of the world; they're just another shit machine on this toilet earth. When you fill your kid's head with this special snowflake shit, they look down on other's and become grade A assholes. You really should link this moron to this comment section so he can read what us lower intellectual people think of his ego.
gregbridge1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:38 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think leaving a 'Wow' reaction on his post is doing him any good.
majortomdickandharry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:54 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm surprised someone who is that intelligent even uses Facebook.
reign-storm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:16 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This almost seems like mental illness levels of delusions of grandeur
Azil40 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:24 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey at least he didn't talk about quantum physics
Dravkian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:29 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This needs to be on r/insanepeoplefacebook
effywap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:31 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like to think that all the blue crossed out names are OP. They liked their own status and commented. Relatable.
bewilderedshade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:39 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
tee hee. I sometimes feel like this but without that 4th, 5th and 6th dimensions. Now that's just silly.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:39 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Relatable
jericho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:57 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you young? Like, early 20's, late teens? Your friend sounds quite delusional. Early therapy can be very helpful at this stage. Do your friend a favour, tell him he needs help, even if you lose him as a friend. Often, people at this stage will listen more to friends than family.
Something about this post crosses the 'I'm very smart' line.
Naught ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:52 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you care about him or have the ability to do so, please try to get him professional help. He sounds mentally ill.
AutumnLeaves1939 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:19 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why did you click "WOW" on his status? Sounds like you're encouraging this, though I'm sure you meant it sarcastically.
todoke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:48 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is some Elliot Rogers type of writing. Keep an eye on this guy
ArthurBigsby69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:20 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What a retard.
florensie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:33 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And you liked it.
Br0da ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:13 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
at least he's modest
danthezombieking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:20 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hard to be the next step in human evolution when you can't get laid.
jglee1236 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:38 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
:O Wow
FlatlanderMachine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:53 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well at least he's entertaining.
BloodshotHippy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:36 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What exactly is the 4th, 5th, and 6th dimensions? I can barely see the 3rd.
billyjohn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:57 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your friend needs help.
Bradleyj20 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:45 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haha I have a friend who posts stuff like that..some of it is hilarious so of it is a little too dark and sometimes he will post about being a better human.
plainOldFool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:40 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We get it. You blaze.
Justalittlecomment ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:54 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If this person is aged above let's say...25 I'd be surprised
nvanprooyen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:24 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is your friend Jaden Smith?
iammiscreant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:53 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is your friend taking LSD?
archindividual ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:29 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Translation: "I'm sixteen at the oldest and trying drugs out for the first time."
K-Amadoor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:52 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How old is this guy?
probeey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:58 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't know that what a jackass oneself is behaving like cannot be observed from the 4th dimension
matjoeh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:05 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OMG! WTF!!??!!!???
Krono5_8666V8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:07 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
sometimes I feel like that when I get too high but then I try to play a video game and realize that the level I'm on is a level below most 13 year olds.
Treeloot009 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:28 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He is very sick. It is very grandiose thinking, possible autism spectrum or bipolar.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:29 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The worst kind of iamverysmart people are the types that actually claim the rest of the world is beneath them.
Some just post pretentious, long-winded diatribes with lots of big words, but when you cross into "I am the next step in human evolution" territory, that's when someone needs to come in and bitch slap them.
MyLoveHammer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:49 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Chuunibyou
autourbanbot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:55 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's the Urban Dictionary definition of Chuunibyou :
An example of DQN Chuunibyou:
"Look at all those bandages wrapped around you! What happened?"
"I had a bunch of gang fights."
"Come on, I know you're too kind to be a gangster."
An example of Subculture Chuunibyou:
"When I collect Pokรฉmon cards, I only collect ones that are imported from Japan."
"Can you read all those?"
"--; S-sure I can..."_
An example of Evil Eye Chuunibyou:
"Don't take that bandana off my left wrist. It's sealing an evil spirit inside me and if you take it off I may go berserk."
"Dude, calm down. You just have chuunibyou."
about | flag for glitch | Summon: urbanbot, what is something?
modernwarfare229 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:14 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deep down, I really hope this is satire
ravenx92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:19 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
your friends an idiot
EnclaveOfObsidian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:31 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Posted at exactly 12 midnight for bonus points, how cute.
lucisays ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:37 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want to physically fight this person
because obviously they're far to intelligent to battle mentally
arguing-on-reddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:03:15 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you like the status?
RxBro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:58 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Relatable.
spookymoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:12 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This, honest to gods, sounds like my ex.
Notcheating123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:37 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If this is satire, he truly is a genius
tjobarow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:14 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want what he/she is smoking...
therewasguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:27 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
holy shit that's truly another level alright
jon909 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:51 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck this guy needs a punch in the face
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:00 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If he can really see several dimensions more than 3d he should predict his future to prove it.
kapouwy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:57 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow. This is probably the worst one I've ever seen on /r/iamverysmart
EarthlyAwakening ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:03 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If he's a friend and isn't crazy, this post sounds like a joke .
buu2020 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:22 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Found Doc Manhattans Account
ks381 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:31 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
his iq (or social iq at least) cant be that high because you don't see how posting this kind of stuff emberasses you more than anything else
even if it were actually true - you wouldn't post it for this exact reason
wmorris33026 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:32 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Has to be satire...funny as shit. If not...Oh shit what a shock the real world is going to be. Lmao. Ready for food stamps and welfare?
thelidpatrick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:33 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
2relatable4me
ks381 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:18 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
are they a teenager op?
BlackSapper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:50 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dammit, I wish I had posts like this on my newsfeed :/
Vanryker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:54 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This guy...S-M-R-T !
Graham-Slam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:23 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why is he your friend?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:57 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All of that intelligence, and he wastes his time posting on facebook. What a sad fate our evolution will have :(
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:08 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your friend's a "new type" get him a mobile suit, and deal with it.
acexprt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:22 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I guess I can kind of see his point.. I too have never shit my butt...
CaptainKyloStark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:36 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
one of the first times in a verrrrrry long time i actually laughed out loud from something on reddit. bravo.
ramkanwar55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:43 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is your friend Unkle Adams?
gandaar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:51 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Redexe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:54 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
just write something on a sheet of paper and ask your friend to tell you what you wrote. he can wander through space and time, so this should be easy for him.
MeanMisterMustardCap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:17 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Generation Snowflake appears to be alive and well, thank you for asking. Gen X parenting is to blame.
Trawgg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:22 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If he was your friend, you would be privately calling him on this bullshit and not making fun of him behind his back for internet points.
Bipolar-Burrito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:27 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Should have slipped "send nudez" in.
SheepGoesBaaaa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:13 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why is he your friend? Don't think I want to meet the person than calla this guy a friend
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:32 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You liked this garbage?
B1GCH3DD4R ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:09 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your friend is an insufferable twat.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:26 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why is he still your friend ?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:02 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tell your friend to lay off the pipe.
Jokeability ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:29 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So you're Facebook friends with Kanye?
Rockgod45 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:25 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LOL "friend", nice try OP
BigBroSlim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:17 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: People taking what is obviously a joke seriously
weehawkenwonder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:52 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ken u spell skizofrenia??
cusini ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:59 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The quintessential r/iamverysmart post
7-JawsThemeSwimming ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:06 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's scarier than the actual post is people clicked the like button on it.
GaiusLukasCaesar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:14 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He can't be serious.
WeSmokeTheBlunts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:12 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lmao, I'll have what he's on
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:38 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Thatdamngirl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:19 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have also heard people on acid saying this kind of stuff. Many times.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:13 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This has got to be fake, right? ...right?
PuddleZerg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:30 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's stuff like this that convinces me that my head isn't that far up my ass after all.
acetrainerjames ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:36 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But you liked it, feeding his ego just so you can make fun of it here. Ass.
mindguru88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:44 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This belongs on r/insanepeoplefacebook
kenks88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:59 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get better friends. Hes completely delusional.
unclefistface622 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:03 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus. Don't pull a muscle jerking yourself off.
Frosma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:32 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How do you move in and out of dimensions? Does this guy even know what a dimension is smh
not_dr_splizchemin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:53 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I measure my IQ in metric butt tons, because I'm so smart....
KlausFenrir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:20 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tell him to shut the heck up
haonowshaokao ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:45 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry, am I on /r/iamverysmart or /r/iamgenuinelymentallyillandneedhelp ?
instaderp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:50 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luckily for this person, social interaction isn't a section of the test.
December172016 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:33 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Manic episode?
Thatdamngirl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:20 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I concur
DLArchie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:52 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So question..Why do you like his status and encourage him? Also are the other likes as a joke from people picking on him?
rrealnigga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:13 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a joke. Otherwise drugs or mentally ill. That's definitely not verysmart
alicegoeswild ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:41 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hope this is ironic
WonderGinger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:42 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Copypasta
3ntl3r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:12 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
his loneliness is leaking all over
boohtie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:30 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Someone's mommy said, "you're the smartest" one too many times...
lax_incense ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:13 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you friends with Dennis Reynolds?
captainzigzag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:12 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Relatable
cookingma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:21 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You should comment "that happens to you too?!" ๐๐๐
Silvedl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:04 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I assume you 'wow'd the status as a "Wow, you are a complete douche-tool!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:51 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This man is clearly unwell with mental illness. This shouldnt be played off for laughs /u/JackedAFBoi, he needs help.
richb83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:59 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is your friend named Jaden?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:43 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That post is structured like the 'most interesting man in the world' commercials.
Stay thirsty my friends.
evilstuubi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:26 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I down voted this at first because of how annoyed this post made me then realised that this is the pinnacle of what this sub is about and gave it the upvote it deserves.
ScarsUnseen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:17 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
El Psy Congroo.
evlbuxmbetty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:15 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If he's joking, it's pretty funny.
newsdaylaura18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:28 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You get 200 points for your name on the IQ test right?
15rthughes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:30 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Please call him out on this bullshit
subgameperfect ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:54 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
New friends?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:52 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:33 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think this is funny or should be laughed at, he sounds severely mentally ill.
miffelplix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:41 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am so sick of these Donald Trump tweets.
Bobbytom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:46 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wonder if he would find the irony in his posts being one of the stupidest things I have ever read.
soundsaboutWRIGHT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:24 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd love to read more. I'm feeling enlightened already.
Forumbane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:24 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Acid helluva drug
ImPrecedent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:32 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There I helped. Maybe he's just better than us.
glacius0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:43 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your friend should get checked for bipolar disorder. A friend of mine, before he was first diagnosed, said shit like this when he was having manic episode.
jubbaj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:37 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
pretty sure your friend is trolling
DistanceAndDarkness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:25 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And the kid is probably 12
gagank ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:44 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you sure he's not just trolling
drummyfish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:22 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gotta work on the 7th dimension there buddy.
djreeled23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:49 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How old is your friend??
Boslar- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:53 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kanye West irl
WithATrebuchet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:07 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thats called vertigo and there's medicine for it
MichaelGlitterschitz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:20 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sociopathic narsasist with a dash of autism
sisterfunkhaus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:12 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He or she seems like they might be mentally ill or have some kind of personality disorder in addition to being a grade A asshole.
angstyart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:07 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your friend might have a delusional disorder there, holy shit.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:37 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One of the best I've seen
Trickykids ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:55 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Apparently even in the 5th and 6th dimensions posting on Facebook is still a good use of time.
Lahusen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:54 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Relatable - killing it
Yuktobania ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:25 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All I could think of was this video
B_Hallzy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:18 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you friends with Charlie Sheen?
ArtDecoAutomaton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:46 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How old is he?
therealadamaust ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:21 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/insanepeoplefacebook
SolaireMBS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:38 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This can't possibly be genuine, I- It just CAN'T be!?
not_an_island ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:48 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your friend must feel very lonely and could be at risk. He could need some help.
Poolooskoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:41 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's called irony you brick head
deadmanj0hn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:01 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't this copypasta, sound familiar?
Lizziblaize ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:12:59 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Besides that your friend sound like a twat. . He should get spoke professional help because this is not normal thinking. Maybe talk to his parents?
RLW4E ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:20 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
24 December at 00:00
_Ninja_Wizard_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:04 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Midnight military time
RLW4E ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:03:18 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Of course it is, I just thought it looked cool being on the dot like that.
sohryu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:23 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ugh I think I dated that guy
Nechryael ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:23:18 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
he has a twitter, too!
Stumpymgee ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 22:35:38 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No joke, I'd like to talk to this friend of yours. I see this sub on /all from time to time and I seriously think like this a lot. It could be partly to blame on smoking a lot of pot throughout my life but there's a beauty in waveforms I just can't get over. I see everything in waveforms like a synesthesia and it can be pretty overwhelming.
I know this sub is for making fun of people like us but I'd really just honestly like to talk to someone that could be like me mentally and try to figure out what is so different about our brains. I doubt you'll see this in a flood of comments on a post that made it to /all but... I don't know, maybe it's worth it to try and finally find an answer.
rrealnigga ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 23:48:02 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I noticed this in people who smoked a lot of weed or took a lot of drugs. It's amazing how they think they're making some deep arguments and sharing amazing insights when most of it is actually common sense or clearly wrong and just trying to look clever by saying unconventional stuff.
I wonder what would it feel for them to somehow recover from whatever happened to their heads and listen to what they're saying critically. They'd probably be pretty sad at how delusional they've become.
SwampSloth2016 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:34:08 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Single virgin?
TheHeroicOnion ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:27:35 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If he's serious he should be shot
crayon_proof ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:32:09 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cringe Cringe Cringe
Nico189 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 19:37:31 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
r/im14andthisisdeep
9gagRefugee ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 23:07:19 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
probably wasnt written seriously, but daayumn i laughed my arse off
Nico189 ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 19:38:42 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
r/im14andthisisdeep
[deleted] ยท -10 points ยท Posted at 16:26:35 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
dis is fake and retarded
Nonspecal ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 22:38:15 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is every post in this sub like this one? literally the most obvious sarcasm I've seen and you are all falling for it.
provkz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:48 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you'd be surprised, mate. people are actually this retarded bro.
Nonspecal ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:08 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean sure you gotta be pretty edgy to put together a text like this, but I feel like you'd have to be kinda gullible to take it seriously.
provkz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:25 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
incorrect, mate. it is real. i am god, the witness.
Nonspecal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:40 on December 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've never seen you and god in the same room, so I won't argue with that