His intelligence isn't the reason people want to punch him in the mouth.

The ol' "knowledge is a curse".

Dear friends and colleagues,

I have composed this post to inform you that whatever friendship we have was based on a false premise. I do not believe we are peers; in fact, I strongly believe that I am better than all of you.

Please unfriend me post haste, as you are either leeching off of my greatness, or you insult me with the sad assumption that we are peers.

You're all dumb,

--That guy

Yes, you truly are on a different level. A moronic one.

It's sometimes scary how delusional these people are sometimes.

Man, what is it with people and thinking that saying "x is a curse" makes it more believable/less douchey?

I remember back when I was your standard Lonely Emo 13-Year-Old Girl I'd pretend to be a 21 year old woman online and when people asked me what I looked like I'd describe myself as looking like Amy Lee (ughhhhh) or somesuch and then say "but don't say it makes me pretty, I hate the way I look, it's a curse." Like somehow that made me seem more legitimate.

"That woman latch on to."

Single. Probably virgin.

I love the comment under it

This is one of the best posts this week imo

I didn't want to be one of "those guys"

But you're going to be one anyway?

"Once woman find out" LOL So many woman!

I'm having trouble comprehending how someone could actually believe this about themselves.

Why does everyone talk about thinking on "other levels" has anyone every explained what these levels are and why they even matter. Or do I just need to be verysmart to even understand these unknown levels they speak of.

So many grammar mistakes.

This is clearly a prank post on someones logged in facebook account

I think he "might" be just a bit "delusional."

But "I" can't say for "sure."

"intellect" is right

I don't know why I'm subscribed to this sub. All it does it make me angry.

I know how he feels. People always want to mouth punch me with their arm hands because I'm so brain smart.

I know someone who'd post shit like this but they are obviously joking when they do it.

"It's easier for me to rationalize people hating me as me just being too smart than for me to admit that I'm actually just an insufferable asshole"

The green comment's everyones reaction when they first read his post.

The reply is really good

The question that I always end up asking myself with posts like these is "Is he trying to convince me or himself?"

what

a different level of being a arrogant asshole.

Jesus christ I feel like I just sucked a lemon. Thins belongs in /r/cringe

Please finish this sentence. "Once woman find out, ________"

He sounds like he uses Google translate to write his English

He misspelled Women. On another note I feel sad for people that post things like this. It seems like he has severe psychological problems. Edit: It seems like he's being bullied and to keep his pride intact he had to overcompensate with his feeling of superiority

5 years time on his 18th birthday he will look back on this and cringe. If he lives that long.

I'll never understand why people decide to post shit like this on Facebook... Literally nobody cares.

What a burden. Honestly can you imagine having it that bad?

I didn't want to be one of "those guys," but I'll post a self-indulgent rambling mess showing that I'm absolutely one of "those guys."

Looks a bit over the top, a troll perhaps? Or someone hijacked his fb

This has to be a fucking joke.

So intelligent he don't need to play by by dem grammar rules.

This is a phase which some people go through, usually in their teens. Luckily when I was that age there wasn't any social media for me to embarrass myself with.

I've got news for you...

Any more information about this brother? is he doing well at school? weed lover?

Wow, he's a right cunt, ain't he?

"intellect"

I don't want to be one of "those guys". I mean, that doesn't mean that I won't do it, I just don't want to seem like I'm bragging.

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I would be truly lying if I didn't say

No, you would just be making yourself look like less of a socially inept moron. Lying would be if you specifically stated the opposite, assuming it was true in the first place.

Once woman find out, they latch on like leeches

ok

And it's scary sometimes how deep my psyche goes sometimes.

Ego, it's called an ego.

It's nice to see someone calling it out though, it's horrible to see these posts with positive responses and +20 likes or w/e

Holy damn, this guy fits both /r/niceguys & /r/iamverysmart !

This kinda feels like a joke to me. He rifles off all the cliches without getting too specific.

"I don't want to be one of those guys who are exactly what I am apparently."

"intellect"

Why. Why the quote marks.

Damn next time someone leaves their facebook open I should copy paste that

I'm starting to think these are made up.

I don't wanna be a pretentious narcissistic sociopath...but...

It's scary sometimes how he chooses to word his sentences sometimes.

At least he knew to put intellect in quotes.

How smart can you be if you can't even hide how smart you are?

It's pretty awkward walking in on somebody masturbating like this.

This can't be an actual person.

It can't.

Please, no.

I didn't want to be on of "those guys" who brag about their "intellect"

So don't.

Good thing he's not one of ,"those guys" or he might be insufferable.

"I might be a millionaire someday"

I can cure cancer, I'm just too busy, beating it till it bleeds

I have so much smart, it scares me.

Damn those woman.

"I'm scared by how deep I am," said the budding teenager.

The "and other numerous levels" kills me.

Smart people never admit that they're smart

Let me show you how I don't want to be the thing by being the thing

Soon as someone says "I don't want to be that guy" he immediately becomes "that guy." i hate people who brag about their intelligence. it makes you sound like a twat waffle.

"Intellect"

I was pretty smart as a kid(not as smart as I thought I was) and a bit obnoxious. People didn't overly like me and I thought it was due to me being smart. Then I noticed that other smart people didn't seem to have this problem.

Playing devil's advocate here, but what if some of those people are actually what they claim to be and they can't express it any other way. It's easy to think that the person has no self Awarness and is just pretending or deluded but what if...

The more I come on here the more I'm convinced that these people can't actually exist in the real world outside my front door..

It's baffling that people think like this.

I need a breather after that. Reading that is an experience, it's exhausting.

I just cringed so hard it hurts. I don't usually cringe at this stuff. But ouch.

What?

Once woman find out.

Once woman find out

I like that he acts like he absolutely HAS to say this. "i'd be truly lying" no you wouldn't, because no one fucking asked.

but only sometimes sometimes.......

"Bro I could totes sex your girlfriend better, wait why are you mad?"

They want to fight me with their fists and their feet!

"I, see the only stupid people..."

I've never seriously fought someone with my fists but now I want to.

Text in case you want to copypasta: I didn’t want to be one of “those guys” who brag about their “intellect”, but I would be truly lying if I didn’t say that I think I’m on a different level than the majority of the population, but it’s not really a blessing, it’s more of a curse. Once woman find out, they latch on like leeches because they know I might be a millionaire someday. Other men become defensive and try to fight me with their fists. I’m not a fighter and yes, I probably would be a better lover to your girlfriend because I’m able to think on their level just as much as other numerous levels. And it’s scary sometimes how deep my psyche goes sometimes.

bruh no

"Once woman find out" lol

Someone count how many times he contradicts himself... Like this post is Inception 2 and my mind is fucked now ;-; Rip in peperino Extronix 1998-2016

What if this was actually true? Like someone whose reality is so incomprehensibly detailed that they're in constant terror.

You're writing about how smart you think you are on fucking Facebook. You are one of "those guys".

Holy. Fucking. Shit

definitely one of "those guys" who is so out of touch with reality it sets him apart from the majority of the population. Indubitably!

This is satire right?

Yes because intellectuals use sometimes repeatedly in the same sentence sure buddy you're clearly more intelligent than everyone else.

I'm on a different level than the majority of the population

Everyone's on a different level than the majority of the population, depending on whether you're talking about above or below. But it think this guy is talking about a lower level, and In that case, he's right

His inflated ego aside, I'm just glad that he can spell correctly. I had a friend in high school who claimed to have an IQ in the 140s and was always talking about "physics" mumbo jumbo, but he couldn't write worth crap. Always Capitelized random words in his Sentances and misspelled as much As he used Caps, yet got on anyone who claimed to know something about any subject ever, because no one but HIM truly KNEW anything. He also always scowled, even when he was happy.

It does my heart good to see that this guy, as insufferable as he is in this post, at least knows how to type & spell.

EDIT: He used "woman" rather than "women" AND completely failed that last sentence. JK, I recant.

I love how the only sort of response it got was "what?" That's the prefect response

Once woman find out

He's not that fucking smart

At least mention that you took it from r/cringepics.

Well he does think like a bitch, he's right on that one.

this takes illusions of grandeur to a whole new level

The reply is great lmao

"What?"