An IQ of 156

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GiantGrowth ยท 771 points ยท Posted at 00:30:48 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

IT'S ALWAYS QUANTUM MECHANICS

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[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:25:20 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Count Dirac-ula super spooky

raspvidy ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 12:01:43 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I think smart people like saying Quantum Mechanics

wdouglass ยท 83 points ยท Posted at 12:23:14 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Not smart people. Verysmart people.

diphiminaids ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 16:08:41 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

"Quantum mechanics". That was fun. [iq 147]

tollfreecallsonly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:12 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I like saying "Baracuda".

tollfreecallsonly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:48 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Baaraaacooodah.

PirateOldwin ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 10:20:12 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Why the hell would average Joe care about someone learning about quantum mechanics?

Duobite ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 14:09:53 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Saddest thing is that they only know it on a surface level or just the cat thought experiments. Most of them aren't even aware that quantum mechanics is about photons and that shroedinger's equation is only good for determining the chances of locating a micro particle.

Vernost ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 15:09:42 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I agree with you that it's sad that pop-sci means people get only a surface understanding of what QM is and how it works.

But I gotta disagree with what you said about my boy Schrรถdinger's equation. It's super important to use it to find energy eigenstates, not just locations of particles. It tells you loads of extra stuff too, like how the wave function changes in time. The square of the wave function tells you the probability of finding a particle at a certain location, but that's different from Schroedinger's equation.

Sorry if I'm being pedantic; I'm about to finish my physics degree next semester so I know I don't know everything, but I just wanted to clear up some stuff that I could help with.

If you haven't already, and if you're interested in QM, you should check out Shankar's book on quantum mechanics; it's entirely self-contained so its perfect to use even without taking a formal course.

luke37 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:24:08 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

If you're not actively learning QM in a structured way and just interested as a layman, Susskind's Theoretical Minimum is a billion times better than Shankar.

Duobite ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:06:39 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Actually I'm fully aware of his equations but I didn't want to go into detail about it since I didn't have time to post it all. The wave equation by itself has no meaning but the square of it does and I forgot to say that.

Gl on your degree man.

notactuallyahmed ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:31:27 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

The wave equation wavefunction by itself has no meaning but the square of it does and I forgot to say that.

FTFY. The wave equation is completely different from the wavefunction.

Duobite ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:55:49 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Fml it just isn't my day today. Thanks for the fix.

Vernost ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:21:56 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks bud! Hope you had a good Christmas and here's to a great new year

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:22:20 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

It would be so easy for verysmart people to act like you and instead they act like... well, the people in the submissions to this sub. Too bad.

Duobite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:06 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

You too as well. :D

alx3m ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:04 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*

Quantum mechanics are about photons? That's news to me. (I'm aware that QM describes photons, but isn't it more than that?)

notactuallyahmed ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:30:10 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

QM says nothing about photons. Photons, or light "particles", come out of quantizing the electromagnetic field, which classically is treated as a "wave". Quantum field theory (usually referred to as QFT) is the mathematical description of this quantization. Quantum mechanics and QFT are related but very distinct.

teganandsararock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:18 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

a micro particle? qm only describes photons?

this is a joke right

Mansyn ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:59:42 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

No, the saddest thing is that most of these people only know about Shroedinger's cat because they saw it on the Big Bang Theory.

MrWonder1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:01:03 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

IT'S NEVER SELF TAUGHT THOUGH!!!!HE'S SO SMART HE CAN ALSO TEACH IT!!!

JaytheGiraffe ยท 797 points ยท Posted at 22:03:01 on December 25, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I want to know what MATHEMATICAL LAW he came up with. It must be really crazy since it was all caps.

[deleted] ยท 252 points ยท Posted at 00:17:47 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

It's called Barnett's Law. This kid is such a genius he's disproving the Big Bang!

EgoGlacies ยท 234 points ยท Posted at 01:26:28 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

his IQ is higher than Einsteinโ€™s

I thought Einstein never took a formal iq test?

rj20876 ยท 130 points ยท Posted at 03:26:11 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Shitty click bait doesn't let facts fuck up their story.

jahnkeuxo ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:45:12 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

It's The Blaze, which is Glenn Beck's baby, so of course they don't let facts get in the way of clicks.

anomie89 ยท 212 points ยท Posted at 03:24:33 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

It's just a way to undermine scientific legitimacy. Like 'this boy, who doesn't believe in the godless secular theory, has a higher IQ than Darwin, and says evolution is false'

EgoGlacies ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 04:00:43 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Ohh, gotcha

HonorableJudgeHolden ยท 81 points ยท Posted at 07:55:07 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Jacob Barnett is currently, at the age of 18, working on his PhD in physics. He definitely is smart and probably had a lot more reasons to say he doubted the big bang at the age of 12 than most people will ever be able to give to believe it. Regardless, I rarely get on 12 year olds' cases for potentially being wrong about special relativity.

yaosio ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 13:02:05 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

He wasn't so much wrong as completly incoherent. He and the Time Cube guy have a lot in common.

zeeeeera ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 13:28:43 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

No, you just get on peoples cases for being black.

MuggyFuzzball ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 08:16:32 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I think you're right, but if that article explains anything about this kid, it's that he actually is damn smart. Smarter than most of us here anyway. Good for him. This kid sounds like he has a brilliant future ahead of him, so I hope that if he's wrong, he'll understand why, and make some great scientific discoveries.

Aqui87 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 13:52:40 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

It's not that much about being smart or not, it's about bragging about it on social media

ShakurMathers ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:54:42 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Well science is used to falsify things really. Now this dude just gotta prove he was wrong...:)

Reddit_cctx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:30:34 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah I don't understand if the people replying just didn't read the article or if they really think that they are that much better then this kid because he happens to be able for genius. I just don't know man

a7xzeppelin95 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 10:40:24 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Yea but he has social issues and will most likely just be used by people his whole life

Baryonyx_walkeri ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 09:58:23 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Is IQ still considered a valid metric? I ask this question in all seriousness, not as a some sort of "IQ is bullshit!" thing. I've heard people disregard it, but I don't know how it's viewed.

Vyctor_ ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 10:34:28 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Smarter people tend to care less about an IQ measurement cause it gets increasingly inaccurate. It also doesn't represent anything in ways of skill or comprehension beyond a certain point, which those people generally guess at 140-ish. So an iq of 156 just means it's 'over 40', and bragging about it means you need that number to validate your cleverness, defeating the point.

Or at least that's what I was told.

CVBrownie ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 16:33:36 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Lol whatever. I got 153 on Facebook test. Clearly u didn't do so well and our jus trying to hide how dum u r

dawbles ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 11:04:23 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I agree. There's no point in bragging about a high IQ, since your achievements should probably speak for themselves - and I mean actual achievements, not dreaming up some bullshit mathematical law. Having a purportedly high IQ and at the same time having nothing to show for it? That's the perfect breeding ground for insecurity. And what do insecure people do? Brag about a high IQ.

johnbutler896 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:20:05 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

It's like bragging about eye color or having lovely hair, you didn't achieve that, you didn't earn that, it isn't impressive to brag about it. But if you build a beautiful chair or paint an amazing nature scene, you deserve to brag about it to an extent

Lieto ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:04:20 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

It's been a while since I was on the psychology class that this was discussed in (university level, required for my major which isn't psychology - so I'm in no way qualified to give a professional opinion on this), so I might be talking out of my ass if I went into details, but what we learned there was that the intelligence g-factor and intelligence quotien can definitely be considered controversial. I recently saw a post from my statistics teacher, where he made that case, and I trust his opinion. Unfortunately the post isn't in English, so you could see for yourself, but the main point of it was that statistics are hard and easy to misinterpret, especially if you're not a professional statistician, and that might be what's been going on with g-factor and intelligence quotient. He did reference a book, The Mismeasure of Man which is supposed to be a good read if you're interested in the flaws of intelligence measures. I've not read it, though, so that's about all I can say.

MediocreX ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:15:14 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

IQ is pretty meaningless. You can get a higher IQ-score from doing lots of IQ-tests but the only thing you have really learned is to see graphical patterns. Doesn't say much about your "intelligence".

TudorGothicSerpent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:59:53 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

It is, but it's not used quite the same way that it used to be. It's valid for typical populations as an indirect measure of "g factor", which is correlated with most things that are traditionally considered intelligence. If there are unusual deficits in one area (for example, because of dyslexia or a specific learning didability), the overall score loses some of its value, which can be significant if the deficit is extreme. Over or under a certain point, too, IQ starts to mean less. Incredibly low scores, which are important in clinical populations, are better studied than incredibly high scores, but extremes in a score based on prevalence in the general population are always going to be problematic.

Basically, anyone ranting about having a 150+ IQ is probably just very insecure.

ya_mashinu_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:32 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

When I took one as part of testing for learn disabilities it was basically explained as a valid tool for determining some level of cognitative range. A high score might mean you have the capacity for something but doesn't make you actually smart. But more importantly, an extreme deviation in a particular area is part of how they calculate a learning disability. i.e., if you are low in all aspects, you just have a low IQ, but if you have a certain score in 6(?) areas but have a dramatic drop in the remaining area, that shows something different.

faelun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:03 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

PhD student in psych here. Yes IQ is still a very valid assessment. It's typically referred to as cognitive ability now.

Baryonyx_walkeri ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:09:08 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Ah, thank you!

ImperialDoor ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:40:06 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

He was too smart for one.

189203973 ยท 191 points ยท Posted at 01:02:03 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

His explanation literally makes no sense.

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DkS_FIJI ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 10:25:44 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

How dare you question THE BOY GENIUS

Jolmes ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 08:57:31 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Oh. I thought oxygen was most common... then magnesium, silicon, iron. But your point still holds.

officerthegeek ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 10:14:53 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*

If you actually sort the table correctly or just read the accompanying text you'll find that iron is still the most common element on Earth.

Jolmes ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:46:01 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

My mistake, I thought we were talking about numbers of atoms as opposed to mass.

reedmore ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:53:25 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Do I spot a chemist there?:)

Jolmes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:54 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Haha, is it that easy to tell?

reedmore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:56 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Kinda; who else thinks number of atoms when hes determining what stuff is made of:D

Chanma1 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:19:08 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Isn't nitrogen up there too because that's most of the atmosphere or does that not count?

RockLoi ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 11:39:25 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

The atmosphere is pretty small compared to the mass of the planet.

Coleyoleyoh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:19:35 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Theres a lot more planet than atmosphere.

itsmine91 ยท 114 points ยท Posted at 01:30:35 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Then clearly you couldn't follow. Your feeble mind was not ready for the likes of his genius.

notactuallyahmed ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 09:45:24 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Jacob, who is now 17 and a PhD student at the Perimeter Institute for Theoretical Physics, is a lot more intelligent than this comment makes him out to be. I met him this summer while doing research at PI. He gave me and the other undergrads there a short intro to quantum field theory in the form of informal lectures.

All in all, he's a smart guy, and I wouldn't give much thought to what he had to say as a 12 year old. He's nothing like the person OP was talking about.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:45:38 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

So would you say he's come out relatively well adjusted after all of the press he got as a pre-teen? A lot of people, at the time, seemed to be concerned that it would all go to his head.

Also, do you know if he's given up on "disproving" the Big Bang and some of the other things he said as a 12 year old (I imagine yes)?

notactuallyahmed ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:33:47 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*

So would you say he's come out relatively well adjusted after all of the press he got as a pre-teen? A lot of people, at the time, seemed to be concerned that it would all go to his head.

He is a humble guy. He knows that he is smart for his age and he doesn't let it get to his head. I was very comfortable coming to him when I had questions about stuff that popped up in my own research. I also know he loves dank memes.

Also, do you know if he's given up on "disproving" the Big Bang and some of the other things he said as a 12 year old (I imagine yes)?

I don't know about his current opinion on the Big Bang. Take note that theoretical physicists, especially the ones at Perimeter, are comfortable leaving the realms of reality to explore toy models where the math works out nicely. For example, the theory I was studying breaks some postulates of the known universe (e.g. negative probabilities, doesn't respect special relativity, really unphysical stuff). But in some roundabout way, these theories give insight as to what a Theory of Everything should look like at energy scales WAY beyond what the LHC can probe.

So it is quite possible that he is researching something that questions some aspects of the Big Bang Theory. That's not the same as actively "disproving" it, however.

doctorvonscience ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 04:19:41 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Kid needs to stick to math. He doesn't know nearly as much about astronomy as he thinks he does, and his genius IQ is clearly going to his head.

Chibils ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:48:54 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Well, agreed, but I can't really fault a 12 year old for bragging about his IQ. At that age everything is a competition with your peers and most kids don't understand not being a dick about things like that.

Or at least this was my experience.

TheSourTruth ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 13:57:22 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

He also can't spell worth a shit. If he was really a "genius", he would know when to use a hyphen.

grumpnotso ยท 54 points ยท Posted at 03:23:31 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Did he take middle school acience before writing this? Like, he never mentioned chemical reactions, nuclear fusion, or anything that would be relevant at all.

HowTheyGetcha ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 07:17:34 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*

It's a quote in a newspaper article. I'm not saying this kid knows what he's talking about, but I wouldn't be looking there for an in-depth analysis of his "law" (e: which is just a critique of the BBT that has been brought up before by scientists a lot more mature than this kid).

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:13:13 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

He apparently has a PhD.

[deleted] ยท 73 points ยท Posted at 04:29:16 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Maybe my Google-fu is poor, but I cannot find a single paper he's written, not even his dissertation. Seems strange that he would have a PhD and never be published. Getting a real degree means more than taking classes, it means contributing to the field.

afkb39sdfb ยท 72 points ยท Posted at 05:08:29 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

He attends the Perimeter Institute for Theoretical Physics, which is an independent research center and not an accredited educational institution, his degrees are not accredited either.

xkulp8 ยท 86 points ยท Posted at 06:12:43 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

So he has a PhD... in theory.

themadms ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 10:57:02 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
JestersDoor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:18:05 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Still my favorite Fallout quote. Wish you could get Fantastic as a companion.

blown-upp ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:53:32 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

A theoretical degree in theoretical physics.

Can't argue with that!

PM_ME_YOURBROKENHART ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:30:05 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

sick burn bro!

blorg ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 10:08:59 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Their degrees are awarded by the University of Waterloo, so the degrees are accredited.

This sort of physics research institute that isn't a university and doesn't award degrees itself isn't irregular, probably the archetype is the Princeton Institute for Advanced Study (which is not part of Princeton University, it's just in the same town) which doesn't award any degrees either but has had staff including Albert Einstein, John von Neumann, Kurt Gรถdel and Wolfgang Pauli. My own home town has one the establishment of which was largely motivated to employ Erwin Schrรถdinger, it doesn't award degrees either but is still highly respected.

The Perimeter Institute for Theoretical Physics's past and present researchers and board members include the likes of Stephen Hawking, Leonard Susskind, Gerard 't Hooft and Roger Penrose, it's not some sort of "fake" university like you are suggesting by saying it is "not an accredited educational institution".

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perimeter_Institute_for_Theoretical_Physics

astrawnomore ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 07:56:58 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

The institute opened in 2009.

Elnof ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 09:12:13 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Not quite. The Perimeter Institute isn't accredited, but it does dish out its degrees via accredited universities (usually the University of Waterloo). He is also only a PhD student - his "masters" program was a non-degree.

agrajagthemighty ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 09:34:57 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I think skipping the Masters or doing Masters and PhD at the same time is pretty normal for physics though

Wobblie ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:54:37 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

A lot of PhD programs grant Master's as a part of the PhD. Basically, your first two years of coursework are counted as a Master's-equivalent. I only have humanities experience, but I wouldn't be surprised if STEM degrees did the same thing. It's a way for the school to say, "hey, we granted X Master's degrees" to ensure funding.

yaosio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:04:44 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I was hoping it would be a PhD from Liberty University.

alpharius120 ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 07:47:28 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Sooooooo does that basically mean his mommy wanted to make her special little angel happy and bought him a couple of big boy degrees?

RockLoi ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:41:41 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

That's pretty unnecessarily bitter and condescending.

alpharius120 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:08 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I'm honestly wondering if that's what getting an unaccredited degree at an unaccredited university means. I just decided to make it dickish at the same time to appease the satanic overlords who rule Reddit.

RockLoi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:09:13 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Sure, but as far as I'm aware his degrees are accredited so made my comment on that.

alpharius120 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:39:19 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

According to my only source of information on this subject it's not so you might be right and I don't know any better.

0x1c4 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 08:07:43 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 07:14:00 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Creationists are big on fake degrees. Dr Kent Hovind, a major player in the creationist movement, got his PhD from patriot university.

lolmatse ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 04:36:55 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*

He completed the program in 2014 and has subsequently been listed as a doctoral student at the Perimeter Institute

Seems like he's only a PhD student

afkb39sdfb ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 05:07:17 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

He apparently has a PhD

He has been accepted into their PhD program and took their "one-year non-degree master's level program." He attends the Perimeter Institute for Theoretical Physics, which is an independent research center and not an accredited educational institution, his degrees are not accredited either.

Elnof ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 09:13:30 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

The degrees are given out by an accredited university partner, such as the University of Waterloo.

Elnof ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:10:23 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

To me, it looks like the article says he has a master's degree completed a non-degree master's program and is working towards his PhD.

Brickulous ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:28:29 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

No, It says he's a doctoral student. He does not yet have a doctorate.

aweeleprechan ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 05:07:42 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Took me a second to remember TheBlaze is Glenn Beck's website. No wonder it makes no sense.

agrajagthemighty ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 09:36:44 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

oh, that explains the comments section.

comicconcarne ยท 67 points ยท Posted at 03:16:27 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

hence the Earth, made mostly of carbon

The Earth is mostly silicon, actually. Just because you tested out of high school math doesn't mean you understand high school science.

ben7005 ยท 84 points ยท Posted at 03:38:43 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I'm pretty sure the earth is mostly iron, actually. Source: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth#Chemical_composition

comicconcarne ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 03:41:05 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Oh right, the crust is mostly silicon. The core is mostly molten iron. Still though.

ben7005 ยท 86 points ยท Posted at 03:45:25 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

... hate to do this again but the crust is actually mostly oxygen.

comicconcarne ยท 74 points ยท Posted at 03:50:02 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*

FUCKING DAMMIT

Okay there is more silicon than carbon throughout the Earth and both the kid and I need to retake middle school "earth science".

Edit: I should have just said "silica" which makes both silicon and oxygen more abundant than carbon.

[deleted] ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 06:41:48 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

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maybeapun ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 07:36:12 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

The wreck consists mostly of iron-y.

OruTaki ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 04:11:10 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Regardless the important part is carbon isn't anywhere near the top of the list of abundant elements. And I really hope that's a misquote from a someone taking "advanced astrophysics."

yaosio ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:03:38 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

They should have put cheese in the crust.

AngryDM ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:27:05 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

ACKSHUALLIES intensify

HonorableJudgeHolden ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 07:43:35 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*

That kid actually is very very smart though... I'll forgive and ignore mistakes from 12 year old prodigies.

Even 12 year old prodigies have the exuberance of a pre-teen. Barnett is 18 now and I believe is currently working on his PhD.

DeltaPositionReady ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:37:24 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

At which age he could be learning at a reputable university... buuuut is actually studying at the perimeter institute?

Surely Caltech or Carnegie Mellon would be better choices?

Hazzuh ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 12:05:25 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

The perimeter institute is definitely reputable.. I'm not sure why you think it isn't.

HonorableJudgeHolden ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:40:52 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*

I'm not particularly familiar with the Perimeter Institute - what about it is disreputable? Looks to be a decent research university to me... But I don't really keep up with the theoretical physics world...

Stephen Hawking apparently frequents the University so I don't really know where you're coming from...

Like I said - at 12 he probably had more legitimate questions which led him to question the Big Bang theory than the vast majority of people who accept the theory could come up with as reasons to believe it. It takes time to discipline a strong mind - sitting here and ragging on a truly intelligent 12 year old because he's found some things he doesn't trust in science is lame.

What I think he's saying in that article is that when stars go supernova they don't distribute their carbon (this might be wrong - and hence the source of his confusion) - therefore the carbon that is dispersed through the universe that isn't in stars must have come from the big bang. However, he doesn't think the big bang created the carbon for some reason and therefore he doesn't understand how carbon got distributed into planetoids. He's out of my element so I can't analyze his viewpoint other than to know he's right that you need fusion to create carbon.

He might be talking about this... I have no idea. He was 12 when he had that interview. 12 year olds aren't generally known for their exquisite expositions on astronomic nuclear physics.

Anyway, he's definitely a lot better at math and physics than I am - and he probably was better at 12 than I am now. And he's definitely smarter than Ahmed the Clock Boy.

This is why I'm against putting bright children in the spotlight for advanced adult subjects in the first place - it puts a lot of pressure on them to hyperperform and when someone tries to hyperperform in something that takes a lot of solid study like science, they get things wrong which leads to unnecessary embarrassment for someone who is genuinely talented. It's ethically wrong to just put a bright kid in front of a camera and let him perform unless he's under the close supervision of someone well educated and experienced in the field the child is involved with and they've reviewed what he's going to talk about.

However, it's also possible this is what the parents had to do to get some university attention on this kid.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:00:56 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I agree with this post in general but just had some minor details to point out:

The Perimeter Institute is not a research university. It's actually an institute. Therefore, it's not a school that hosts undergraduate students and stuff, as all actual schools do. Rather, it's purely a research institution (similar, in principle at least, to the Institute for Advanced Study in Princeton, which is not a part of Princeton University).

The claim elsewhere that the degrees are unaccredited is false though. The masters degree there is granted by the University of Waterloo (in the same city as the institute), which is an accredited institution. According to its Wikipedia page, the Institute "hosts" doctoral students from other schools who wish to work with a researcher from the institute. The PhD degree would eventually be granted by a "partner" school.

The institute has had many "high profile" physicists work for it for a time. The whole place is based on foundational researchโ€ฆso a lot of their postulations can sound a bit nutty. For example, Lee Smolin was once a big physicist but has done work in his later years (i.e. around his Perimeter Institute time) that has made people kind of dismiss some of his work (to the best of my knowledge, the same is true, to some extent, of someone like Roger Penrose).

It's definitely not nearly as sketchy a place as some people in this thread are making it out to be. It probably would be better for his credibility to have gone to a normal school, but whatever.

I feel bad for him, in a way. He was obviously very bright and a fast leaner but the media fed off of him and made him look foolish as a 12 year old. It also appears that his mother took advantage of him as a young genius, but I don't know too much about this stuff so I can't say.

HonorableJudgeHolden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:27:46 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*

the media fed off of him and made him look foolish as a 12 year old

I don't think he ever looked foolish as a 12 year old - being incorrect doesn't necessarily make someone look foolish to me - depending on the context - least of all a child. I think douchey know nothings who could barely pass calculus as an adult like feeling like they're smarter than a child who aced calculus before his teen years.

How low do you have to be to laugh at a 12 year old for not knowing the entirety of theoretical astrophysics?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:52 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Of course, foolish was probably a poor choice of word. Of course, no (or very, very few) 12 year olds understand any subject enough to truly dispute a reputable theory. This doesn't even have much to do with intelligence. The kid was obviously very smart - "smarter" (by at least a few measures) than anyone on this thread. At that age though, it's nearly impossible to be familiar with the literature and the current events in the field, expert consensus, etc. which led him to making unfounded statements. You would expect a 12 year old to make that mistake but it's unfortunate that it had to be broadcasted like it was.

This kid, even years after the fact, has people on a forum ridiculing him and it's because his parents stuck a microphone in front of him whereas most other people's crazy ideas at the age of 12 are completely forgotten.

HonorableJudgeHolden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:22 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*

it's because his parents stuck a microphone in front of him

His parents can't be expected to know the truth or falsehood of things he says - especially when he has a track record at his age of highly unusual intelligence. I don't understand what his reasoning is so I'm unsure whether his skepticism is "crazy" or not. The media should be more responsible in their behavior.

I don't know enough about the big bang theory to know whether someone who refutes it is crazy and I don't know enough about Barnett's specific line of thinking at the time to know what, if any, his error was. I don't make presumptions that the mainstream scientific consensus is correct about something like the Big Bang which has essentially only been explained to me via two pieces of evidence: homogeneous background radiation and objects in the galaxy moving away from one another. Beyond that I accept it only on faith in an appeal to authority. Those two pieces of evidence aren't exactly enough for me to solidly know something as true (unlike a physicist who tells me v = g * t and has me drop a ball several times and time it).

PACDxx ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:47:07 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I took a class from a professor in that article, the averages on the tests were in the 40-60% range.

We can't all be geniuses I guess. Sorry JRoss.

Beegrene ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:21:40 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Jesus Christ, the comments section. And I thought /r/news could get bad...

rrealnigga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:05:31 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I thought that website is trash based on that article.. then I read the comments Trash website confirmed!

metamorphomo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:40:57 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

He could go on and on.

And he did.

"Jeez, this kid! Why won't he shut up?"

yaosio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:00:27 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

He doesn't even know the big bang is the start of the expansion of space, not an explosion. Almost like he only learned about about it from TV documentaries that always show it as a very noisy explosion from the outside. Also God did it because through God all things are possible, even the contradictory things because he used a cat to make sure we never really know what's going on. Feel me?

hadapurpura ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:40:05 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

So is this kid the same guy as OP's?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:18:17 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

No

hadapurpura ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:25:05 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:09 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I'm no le scientist, but even a dummy like me knows that was complete nonsense.

reedmore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:41 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

How is this kid taking astrophysics classes and believes earth is "made of mostly carbon"?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:21:12 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

You're not as edgy as you think you are, neckbeard..

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:29:20 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Did you reply to the wrong comment? I have no idea what you're talking about.

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:20:34 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

โ€œIf we can get all of those creative juices in a certain direction, we might be able to see some really amazing stuff down the road.โ€

Translation: If he would just STFU and listen in thirty years he'll be a good physicist.

FailedTech ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 07:03:36 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I like the whole college courses during his senior year. .. so he took AP classes like a lot of other students and calculus like a lot of other students. They taught calculus at my high school.

Just_Idling ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 09:42:53 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Nah dude, kid is obviously a jenius.

mtndewaddict ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:21:52 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

That part could be true. My high school let me dual enroll at a local community college for 3 classes for two semesters. Beat AP classes cause I actually got college credit instead of having to take the AP test. When I graduated high school and went to college I started out with 18 credits (when I registered classes I made sure everything would transfer).

dragonnyxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:02 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

It's certainly possible he took actual college classes. I took college classes over the summer in middle school and did college release (half your day in high school, the other half in college) during high school.

I know, I know, /r/iamverysmart...

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 10:10:30 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Until he comes up with his own laws of physics, color me unimpressed.

metaobject ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:57:35 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I want to know what anti-differential calculus is. I wonder if he means integral calculus? I've never heard anyone call it that.

CommJimHoredem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:14:20 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

That's Terrence Howard for ya.

EagleDarkX ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:05:30 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Must be that all numbers have a unique prime decomposition. He must've read it somewhere, forgot it, remembered and thought he thought it up by himself. Then checked for the numbers 2 to 6 (1 is hard) and thus a new law was born!

ChemEng ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:03:38 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

MATHEMATICAL LAW

Is this some new kind of judicial code? "Thou shall not divide by zero, most of the time." The laws of math are theorems and corollaries.

PickiestGamer ยท 173 points ยท Posted at 03:31:04 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I went to high school and college at the same time

Wow congratulations so did I, it's called dual credits you pretentious asshole

ObamaBeenGauzy ยท 62 points ยท Posted at 04:56:20 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

And it's common for geniuses and non-geniuses alike.

[deleted] ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 10:01:46 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I did it and I'm pretty stupid, so, checkmate.

Edit: See, I didn't even check the next comment to see that someone else was saying the same thing.

llll-l_llllll_ll-l-l ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:31:46 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Well you don't know how reddit so give yourself a break.

bunker_man ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 10:52:33 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Low level college classes are easy as balls anyways. No one thinks its hard that a 17 year old can do them when they're designed for an 18 year old.

PUBLIQclopAccountant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:53:46 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I blame everyone telling me how hard college would be for me never developing proper study/work habits. I was prepared to work harder, then I had all my freshman classes and assumed the rest wouldn't be much harder.

danzig5ever ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:40:09 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I think, like, everyone in my school did college classes in high school. I'm stupid and I still took a bunch. I don't see why he thinks it's something super special.

Clambulance1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:26 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Dual enrollment is very common in my High School. I don't know who he's trying to impress with that.

ShrimGods ยท 320 points ยท Posted at 22:07:13 on December 25, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

"In-order too..."

drtrillphill ยท 190 points ยท Posted at 22:49:52 on December 25, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Smart people don't live by our inferior grammar standards.

Benny_Bangaroo ยท 93 points ยท Posted at 23:45:30 on December 25, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

They don't have the time to obey them. Too busy creating MATHEMATICAL LAWS.

Grendels ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 09:32:53 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

To busy*

Benny_Bangaroo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:36 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

That kinda comment will land you on /r/iamverysmart, buddy.

Grendels ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:20:45 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*

Um, excuse me, but, I am an IQ of 2x + 2y with a 90 degree angle on theoretical spelling. I have over too years experience with the English language and I can said the alphabet backwards (and perpendicular). I have more than qualified to correct poor spelling on the internet thanks. Now please, I have a book to right.

Benny_Bangaroo ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:48:30 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

You don't know who you are messing with. I was recently tested and received a score in the genius range (I won't tell you what it is to preserve the little divinity you have left). I was accepted in to Harvard at the age of 5 and cured every know disease (on paper) by the age of 8. Right now I am self teaching quantum physics (shut up I'm not reading Wikipedia articles) and solving quantum gravity. So before you embarrass yourself any further I suggest you reevaluate your intelligence.

qwertypolk ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:56:38 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

There's a great essay by Hilaire Belloc called 'On Spelling' in which he bemoans the standardisation of spelling, all the while bemoaning his own rage at seeing other people mis-spell stuff. It's pretty entertaining reading! Read it here

Here's one of the best passages:

Spelling is the great breeder of hatred among the nations, and of divisions, misapprehensions, warโ€”or as our fathers more splendidly put it (to a toll of drums) โ€œWarresโ€; as also of โ€œDissencyonsโ€ and โ€œBroils.โ€ Here myself I confess to the weakness; to see โ€œlabourโ€ spelt โ€œlaborโ€ makes me see red. It makes all that is ancient in England see red; and the more openly we admit it the better for international and domestic peace.

*edited to provide a better, less advertising-ridden link.

LetoFeydThufirSiona ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:44:58 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

grammatical

[deleted] ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 07:43:50 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

That was actually correct grammar, but only he knows the complex reasoning behind why it is correct.

uhh_tina_uhh ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 12:13:39 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, it's a new GRAMMAR LAW he came up with.

SozSurt ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 03:39:40 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Being a grammar nazi leads no-where.

TheFuckinGrammarNazi ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 03:48:03 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Speak for yourself.

[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 06:39:28 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
SozSurt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:06:13 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Well played.

wolfgame ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 08:50:52 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

*nowhere

vanamerongen ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:48:00 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

That's the joke.

See: OP.

wolfgame ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 11:51:49 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
RedBullets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:38:18 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

noticed that too. He was so pretentious i subconsciously gave him the benefit of the doubt.

Sketchthat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:22 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Came here too say the same thing.

RockLoi ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 11:47:00 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Do we always have to do this in this sub? Upvoted comment picking apart a minor grammar error, like that says much of anything about intelligence when someone's posting on facebook.

SuspiciouslySoggy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:04 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

It's pretty ugly grammar. Two mistakes in two words, within a badly fragmented sentence? Anyway, if we're already here mocking people for talking themselves up, it makes sense to me to hold them to their own lofty standards.

RockLoi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:40:36 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I just think you can have lofty standards whilst making some inconsequential grammar mistakes. It'd be different if he was boasting about his linguistic abilities but here it really doesn't matter.

e: it's also a facebook post, odds are it wasn't meant for the scrutiny of a public forum of strangers, and he may care as little about it as sending a text.

radarthreat ยท 94 points ยท Posted at 22:20:18 on December 25, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

And what's it all worth when the people at the gas station think you're a fool?

Shayshunk ยท 399 points ยท Posted at 22:54:30 on December 25, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

This guy thinks getting some college credits during high school and knowing how to integrate makes him qualified in any way. Lol. Someone show him the average syllabus for a high schooler in India or China please.

[deleted] ยท 122 points ยท Posted at 01:23:37 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

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JanePeaches ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 01:35:13 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I was about to say something similar. There were some extremely average (or even bad) students that did the college courses for both high school and college credit thing back at my high school.

charlied750 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 08:36:29 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Someone who is dumb as fuck here, can confirm.

Fitzwoppit ยท 63 points ยท Posted at 23:21:23 on December 25, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Any more it's not too uncommon even in the US to do CC at the same time as 11th and 12th grades so they get their high school diploma and associates degree at the same time, assuming they live in an area that has a CC.

ilike121212 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 08:32:56 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I did running start when I was 16. Seriously, any average Joe can do it.

[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 07:26:50 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

there are kids 10x smarter than me that did college shit before the age of 13. dude's a douche.

CookieTheSlayer ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 08:37:26 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Or most other countries. US syllabus is ezy math. Even Australia/UK(?) has calculus in its syllabus.

TheSourTruth ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 14:01:48 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Plenty of US students take calculus in high school, and many of those take calc 2 as well. It's just the "average" students that are given the shite teachers and aren't expected to do much.

TwoPeopleOneAccount ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:00:20 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I guess it depends on the high school but everyone in my high school took calculus with the exception of the mentally-challenged kids. The college track kids took Calc AP which was both Calc I and Calc II.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:38:40 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

In our school, calculus is the honors seniors class. The average kids end up in senior math topics, which is like simple geometry and algebra.

CookieTheSlayer ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:21 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Calculus is part of the "average" syllabus here and only the dumbest don't do calculus

TheSourTruth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:38:05 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

It's pretty similar here, except only the dumbest (like "special" dumb) don't do trig, which is taught a year before calc here. Do you guys have calc 3 or diff eq for "gifted" students there? They did at my highschool.

CookieTheSlayer ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:59:09 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Yep and much more than just calc. Higher level does everything at a higher level, with questions being much harder and almost puzzle level. We do up to most of second year university calc where i am if you do higher level

BloodseekersBoots ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 10:41:07 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*

Am Australian, can confirm, did calculus in 11th grade. Mandatory for year 11s, more advanced students can do it in year 10.

widdersn ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:25:08 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

which state was that? You don't have to do any Maths after year 10 in Victoria

BloodseekersBoots ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:32:32 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, sorry, meant that it's mandatory to do calculus when doing methods. It isn't required but a lot of occupations have it listed as a prerequisite, so most people end up doing it.

CookieTheSlayer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:49:07 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Same

the_bacon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:42:55 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

You mean year 11?

CookieTheSlayer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:45:02 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Doesn't matter, we call it both

the_bacon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:49:13 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Ah didn't know that.

mahmudzero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:07:24 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Thats what he meant when he said 'anti differential'? Wow

Finalpotato ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:27:27 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I'm not exactly special and I did two physics college topics in high school.

iamheero ยท 206 points ยท Posted at 23:50:50 on December 25, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Am lawyer, can confirm. I literally spend all day legally documenting IQs but ONLY IF THEY'VE BEEN TESTED 6 TIMES. NO LESS.

[deleted] ยท 82 points ยท Posted at 04:34:30 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Also, he's so smart he appears to have developed an IQ test that literally does not deviate by a single point over the course of six freakin retests. He's smarter than we though. His neutrinos are mutating!

Nicksaurus ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:25:38 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

But what about the latinos?

maybeapun ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:39:14 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Don't forget the telomeres!

Zzjanebee ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 05:09:07 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Having six official IQ tests before finishing high school is very strange (or very expensive). Really, the kids who would be tested and retested the most would be those with learning disabilities.

karma3000 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 12:13:02 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

So it's more likely to be 15.6...

TwoPeopleOneAccount ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:01:32 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I'm guessing he took 6 online IQ tests. Or he took one online IQ test 6 times.

hadapurpura ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:45:55 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

To be fair, you can have a genius IQ and a learning disability. You can also have a personality disorder or mental illness, that also makes them test you many times.

Zzjanebee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:03 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Oh for sure. I was just saying it's not usual to have so many iq tests administered by a psychologist. Really even kids who are seen all the time don't have six done in 12 years generally. I'm also not sure what he meant when he said they were "legally documented" haha

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:34:46 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

He's actually on the autistic spectrum, go figure.

shizzy0 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:00:13 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

If six confirmations are good enough for Bitcoin, they should be good enough for IQ.

Still he'd get six different numbers. I wonder if he averaged, maxed, or summed them? I'd expect to see some plus-minus to account for the error.

Smallmammal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:09 on January 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

He can walk into ANY COURTROOM and force the judge to recite his IQ to him. NO JOKE HE DOES IT SOMETIMES ON TRIPS. THE JURY GASPS. FUCKING CRAZY MAN.

tampers_w_evidence ยท 161 points ยท Posted at 22:45:25 on December 25, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Does anyone actually call it "anti-differential" calculus? I've never heard it referred to that way.

UNIScienceGuy ยท 119 points ยท Posted at 23:12:58 on December 25, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Me neither. Integral calculus or gtfo.

[deleted] ยท 99 points ยท Posted at 02:05:12 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

But really its all just calculus, why would you even differentiate between the two.

dihedral3 ยท 95 points ยท Posted at 04:37:07 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah! You can just integrate them.

Tralan ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 05:46:41 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
udbluehens ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:44:22 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

yeah you can just anti-differentiate them

FIFY

Jorlung ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 06:38:08 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

to show u know more things

agrajagthemighty ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 09:40:45 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I'll integrate my foot from infinity to your ass.

GrantNexus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:01:49 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, it shows his mastery of the subject is a bit tentative since he doesn't recognize they're the same subject.

ibtrippindoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:51 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Because they're commonly taught as 2 separate courses in university.

heliotach712 ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 03:15:22 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

lol, that's what it means? I thought "anti-differential" must have been some highly advanced and esoteric field.

UNIScienceGuy ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 09:48:44 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*

Which makes it even more clear that he is desperately trying to show off. Most of the stuff he is doing is basic anyway. First year college courses are meant for people fresh out of high school. It's a lot of repetition.

ibtrippindoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:53 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

It's literally just the two fundamental operations in calculus. derivatives (differential) and integrals (anti-differential). It's really not that impressive to have completed a class on the subjects in highschool, plenty of kids learn about those things.

GiantGrowth ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 00:32:27 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

No. That is the thesaurus-equivalent of saying Integral Calculus.

shizzy0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:56:30 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Maybe it's like integral calculus but without the constant.

FattestRabbit ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 22:49:29 on December 25, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I've never heard it called this either.

DeathsIntent96 ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 03:39:21 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I've heard antiderivative, but never antidifferential.

LiterallyBismarck ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:07:52 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Isn't... Isn't differential calculus when you separate dx and dy? What would anti differential calculus be, then? Calc 2 student, so I'm not certain, but I think that's right.

IDontParticipate ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 06:24:07 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

That course is usually called differential equations. It's studying equations where the derivatives of a function and the function itself are related somehow, and usually involves solving for or estimating the function. The separate dx and dy thing is a kind of differential equation called a separable differential equation and is usually the starting point for their study since they're the easiest to solve (separate y and x, integrate both sides). They are a differential equation that can be put into the form : f(y) * dy/dx = g(x)

Differential calculus is just the study of derivatives. That's usually your first calculus class. Anti-differential calculus is just what an asshole would call integral calculus, usually your second calculus class. You can call the integral the antiderivative because of the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus, which is what proved that the integral and derivative are related since they essentially undo each other.

Source: I failed calc and differential equations a few times and dropped out of community college before going back eventually and getting a mathy major and working in data analysis. Math is for everyone, fuck the guy with the 157 IQ.

LiterallyBismarck ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:59:51 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Interesting, thanks for clearing that up. Never heard it referred to as differential calculus, but I'm sure that's on me.

mahmudzero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:12:56 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Anti differential calculus

is just what an asshole would call integral calculus

Thanks for the laugh!

MazzyFo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:53:34 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

It's just integral calculus. Integrals and anti derivatives are synonymous; as far as I know. I took both in college, and I knew of kids taking AP calc (which I think even covers vector calc?) their junior year in high school. Pretty crazy stuff

large-farva ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 03:11:12 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*

Does anyone actually call it "anti-differential" calculus? I've never heard it referred to that way.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antiderivative

He was so close yet so far

PmYourWittyAnecdote ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:33:20 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

To be fair, I learnt it as anti differential and integration when I was doing calculus.

my_name_is_stupid ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:30:38 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Only pretentious people like the person in this picture, who want to impress others with how super smart they are. Everyone else would just call it all introductory calculus.

MrJustaDude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:40:05 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Seriously, he said it like that's so hard. The calculus class I just took had 30 people in it and like 20 something passed. This is a community college. "Understanding calculus" is really not that rare or difficult when you get down to it.

johnchimpo123 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:50:40 on December 25, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

/r/math or /r/learnmath would clear it up. For most people, me included, it means pretty much the same thing. From what I understood, and I'm probably misquoting something, anti-differentiation is just the opposite of differentiation while taking that anti-differentiation function and evaluating it over a certain domain gives the value of the area under the curve that is given by the original equation, which is integration. Like I said, I could have mistated it, but some post on one of those two subs made sense to me and made it seem really cool.

Edit: but yeah I've only heard integral calculus

bcarson ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 05:23:19 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*

You pretty much nailed it. "Indefinite integral" and "antiderivative" are interchangeable. The definite integral is the area under the curve of a given function from points a and b.

Nobody uses "anti-differential calculus" instead of "integral calculus" because it doesn't make sense. Differential and derivative are absolutely, 100% not interchangeable, at all. In this context, the differential is the "dx" thing you stick at the end of your integral, and spoken it means "with respect to x". This differential is the continuous but infinitesimally small change in the variable as the function moves along the real line.

So I guess "anti-differential calculus" would have these giant jumps and holes and all kinds of nasty stuff that is really antithetical to what calculus is all about.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:53:04 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah but integral calculus doesn't sound nearly as impressive or esoteric, does it? This guy is very smart

superultramegazord ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:45:23 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Anti-derivative = integral without the limits.

MrFlatulence ยท 105 points ยท Posted at 23:16:33 on December 25, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I, also, have an; IQ--of--156.

AngstBurger ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 05:07:45 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

You obviously don't, you only used two hyphens in between "of" & "156."

aluminiumfoilcat ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 04:18:29 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

So did this kid get fired from a gas station?

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:09:24 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Here's a long and angry paragraph showing how he doesn't care at all!

Tigerdyret ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 23:06:15 on December 25, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Im so smart it makes me angry!!

agrajagthemighty ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 09:42:57 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

calm down bruce we don't like it when you're angry

Koujinkamu ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 02:42:19 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

130 is genius now?

>anti-differential

>too be ahead

Finalpotato ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 08:28:28 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Two standard deviations so the top 1%, I would say that is quite good though I am not sure if it falls under the definition of genius.

Koujinkamu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:14:44 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Back when I read about it, most sources set the genius threshold at 144 or 145.

xiipaoc ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:51:15 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

When I was in school 130 was the cutoff for the gifted program. It may have been just for white kids, too; I remember something about how certain other ethnicities had a cutoff of 120 instead. Not sure what the reasoning was for that. Mensa, if I recall correctly (can't be bothered to look it up), has a cutoff of 132.

I've seen different definitions of "genius IQ", but 130 wouldn't be it. I mean, what do you suppose the average IQ is for, say, Harvard undergrad? I'm going to guess that it's around 140 or so. It's just a barely-educated guess. Most of the people who get in are very intelligent, but I doubt that more than 50 or so each class should be considered actual geniuses, while I would expect that the majority of the 1600-ish class each year is above 130. Again, this is all just me pulling numbers out of my ass. You know -- my gut feeling.

Finalpotato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:12:18 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I get where you are coming from. Statistically there are 70 million people with IQs above 130, you cant call all of them genii

DeltaPositionReady ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 09:42:14 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I thought IQ was a... whats the word. Standard scale? Like 100 IQ is average, genius is 130 and 70 is developmentally stunted? And it was the same scores 30 years ago it's just the content that changes?

dawbles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:48:21 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Yup.

RockLoi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:56:03 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, in this way many IQ tests are as much to provide a sample in order to determine standardised score boundaries (often stratified by age) as they are to give an individual result.

GrungeLord ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 09:52:13 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

After I finished highschool I went to a psychologist for vocational guidance, he got me to take a very lengthy IQ test and I scored exactly 130. So this post proves I'm without a doubt, officially 100% genius now.

Though I'm still not smart enough to know how to phase this comment without it being a major humble brag.

[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 10:05:29 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Thank you at least from saving us the effort of submitting your post to /r/iamverysmart.

k2arim99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:42:23 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I like your style

Victorhcj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:39:59 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Some IQ tests deviate differently than other IQ tests though. So 130 could be 120 on another test. You have to look at which top percentage you fall according to your score and with the specific test you did. And then you have to compare that to how IQ is usually distributed

That could also mean that it's 140 or something but I doubt that :p

teganandsararock ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:08:40 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

it's because your comment is nothing more than a humble brag. no amount of good phrasing can change that.

fag.

SlightlyCyborg ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:28:56 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

130 is the boundary point for +2 standard deviations, but my guess is that most modern IQ tests are not becoming more difficult to account for the increasing IQs of this generation caused by video games, the internet, better education, better parenting, and other unknown factors. 130 probably no longer represents +2 standard deviations like it used to.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:13:38 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

They don't even account for the quantum physics Wikipedia page!

beleca ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:00:40 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

traditionally 140 is considered "genius"

stringsandwinds ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 00:31:35 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I don't give a shit so much that I'm making a post telling you why I don't give a shit. Take that!

[deleted] ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 04:10:55 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Holy shit a screenshot where someone's phone is fully charged

karma3000 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 12:17:17 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Still a bunch of uncleared notifications though.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:18 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Better than having it at 4 percent

alaric1224 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 03:46:08 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

A genius whose IQ has been tested six times but is somehow unaware that 130 is not considered to be genius level...

mahmudzero ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:17:37 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I've been waiting for this comment. Ty. I don't have to post it now. Lvu bb

GeneralMuggy ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 02:05:23 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

It's funny how people who are or at least think they're extremely intelligent always expect to be praised by everyone around them and instantly recognised for their achievements. The reality is no one really gives a shit until you get older.

majorgeneralpanic ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 02:45:59 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Even then, nobody gives a shit if you're smart if all you do is sit around on Facebook telling the plebs to worship you.

ObamaBeenGauzy ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 04:57:16 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

If you have to tell people you're smart, good chance that you're not.

bunker_man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:54:13 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Well, that's not always true. Sometimes legitimate efforts get shouted down by stupid people. But in that case, they shouldn't be talking about how they are "smart."

iApp1eSauce ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:57:38 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, theres that super genius guy who now is in his 30s and lives on a cow farm in Arizona or something

j4kz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:07:21 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

who is that?

agrajagthemighty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:44:59 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

He was in a book we read for school. Some super genius dude, super high IQ, etc. Ended up dropping out of university because iirc he needed to get some special considerations or something but he couldn't talk to the administration.

j4kz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:05 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

do you remember his name? I want to look him up if possible, I'm curious

iApp1eSauce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:19 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Chris Langan

antonivs ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:26:22 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

A lot depends on how many plebs you succeed in getting to worship you.

drackaer ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 07:47:58 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

he reality is no one really gives a shit until you get older.

Must be much older then, I am still waiting for my $100% award handed to me by Albert Einstein with a round of applause from a random group of people in Starbucks.

Narayume ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 09:16:50 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

To be fair - there are presumably plenty of highly intelligent people who you just don't know about, because they never make a big deal of their IQ or academic achievements. I mean in my group of friends we have plenty of people with published papers, but unless you are in their field or ask them about it, you would never find out. I mean, where is the point in announcing "BY THE WAY - I TOTALLY GOT A FIRST WITH HONOURS AT UNIVERSITY AND HAVE PUBLISHED SEVERAL PAPERS ON A TOPIC YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT, DON'T UNDERSTAND AND VERY LIKELY HAVE NO INTEREST IN UNDERSTANDING."

Telling people just puts everyone in an awkward spot - you need to explain your paper in a way that makes it interesting, quick, includes all requisite knowledge and makes it look vaguely relevant, while your poor opposite has to pretend all the while that they even remotely care.

bunker_man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:53:40 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Even if you're older no one gives a shit. Stupid older people still refuse to accept it, and slightly smarter ones will ask what you've accomplished and if the answer is nothing, no one cares.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:58 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

The reality is no one gives a shit at all. People who flaunt their intelligence are almost always disliked. Even if you're in a specialized position where being the smartest motherfucker in your field is a requirement, no one is gonna enjoy hearing you cram it down their throats. Humility goes a long way in life, verysmart people need to realize that just because they could correct someone doesn't mean they should.

ibtrippindoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:59 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

No one gives a shit until you do something with it. Plenty of people who are smart but lack the ambition or creativity or social skills to do anything useful, and end up writing soul-less software or in some other technical but glamourless occupation

daxattax ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 22:46:38 on December 25, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Hey things seem more important WHEN YOU PUT THEM IN CAPS.

vhite ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 10:22:06 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

SELF TEACHING

Also known as learning.

shezmoo ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 00:33:13 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I also did community college credits in my high school senior year, op

I-Downloaded-a-Car ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:01:03 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

That's what i was thinking, literally anyone can do that

poop_toilet ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 06:30:02 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

When will people learn that IQ does not define someone's intelligence as well as they think?

j4kz ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 07:13:53 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

there seems to be a pretty good window for people who have a high IQ but also are dumb enough to think that it matters or has far more significance than it actually does. not that it's not significant, but it's not even close to the be-all and end-all of intelligence

RockLoi ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:05:40 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*

What most people really seem to not realise is that standardised tests like these are not assigning you a score that describes you, but rather the score that is most probably your true score. Each result will have a confidence interval based on probability.

e.g. a score of 130 may have a 90% confidence interval of 125-134 (i.e. we're 90% sure your real IQ is in this range) and a 99% interval of 120-138.

This is why you most often see people that understand IQ scoring say "over 130" or "over 140," not because they're misleading and their actual scores are 131 and 141 like people in this sub sometimes like to suggest, but because that's all they can really be sure of.

So if anyone confidently states their IQ is a particular number accurate to the nearest integer take it with a pinch of salt, even if it was a reputable test.

Sorry if it seems like I'm ranting at you, just wanted to add to your comment!

Csimensis ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 23:42:38 on December 25, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

The IQ, sir! It'sโ€ฆit's over 9000!!!!!

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:00:56 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Anti-differential calculus? So...Integral calculus?

Is he trying to make it sound like he understands the entire subject of calculus by saying "Differential and anti-differential"? There's a lot more to calculus besides derivatives and integrals, that's like saying you completely understand how cars are made by learning how to up-shift and down-shift gears.

bcarson ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 05:40:25 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

A lot of math students change majors once they hit around their 3rd year, because they can kick ass in the freshman calculus sequence and maybe some elementary linear algebra or differential equations by memorizing the process of solving these types of textbook exercises. Then they move on to real mathematics, where the goal is to use a deeper understanding and level of rigor to prove theorems. This can sometimes require students to make completely non-obvious connections from totally separate ideas, and then translate it all onto paper as an organized, logically sound argument. Then the self-proclaimed math geniuses go on to engineering, where they are likely to make a lot more than I will.

DeathVoxxxx ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:50:53 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I took discrete math this semester. Is that "real" math?

bcarson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:31:53 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I'm really not the most qualified to say and I hope I didn't come off high and mighty, but I say if you were working intimately with sets, maybe even ZFC set theory, the axiom of choice, logic, etc. Then hell yeah you were doing real math. Especially if you were expected to know, understand, and use definitions and theorems to prove statements.

The main job of a mathematician is to read and think, and hopefully spend a little time putting pencil to paper.

Tabnam ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:40:59 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I use to post shit like this. And I can tell you from experience that that it stems from deep insecurity.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:16:50 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Deep insecurity and a desperate need for validation. I used to be all about the validation in high school.

My Timehop posts from 5+ years ago are all cringepics material. Live and learn!

Agent_Cookie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:56 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

You also have an iq of 156?

Tabnam ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:38:06 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Nah mate, 183. I'm no simpleton.

beleca ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:40:32 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

People generally don't seem to realize that the SATs are an IQ test. They're even set up with the same scoring system, except its based on multiples of 100 instead of 10: an average IQ is 100, average SAT is 1000, and every standard deviation is 10 for IQ or 100 for SAT. So someone who got a 1200 on the SATs is 2 standard deviations above average, ie they have a 120 IQ.

Its amazing how many people I've met who claim to have scored very high on IQ tests but whose SAT scores somehow failed to measure their genius. The amount of people who believe they have "genius" IQs, but got 1200s or less on their SATs always surprises me, especially since if they were really that smart, you'd think they'd have learned enough about IQ tests to know what an SAT score implies statistically, and that theirs implies they're not really a genius. Its actually kind of amusing when you know they don't know, so when they say "Oh yeah, the IQ test I took in high school said I got 146", and you ask what they got on their SATs and without blinking an eye, they say "1150". Unless you somehow lost 3 SDs worth of intelligence between the time you took that IQ test and when you took the SATs, then no, you didn't score a 146. That'd put you in the top 3% of the population. Your SATs, on the other hand, imply that you're only in about the 65th %ile. I'd expect anyone with a 146 IQ to know that.

One time I was talking to a girl and a guy, and the guy was obviously trying to sleep with this girl. The girl and I both had academic scholarships to the same college, and the guy trying to bone her couldn't have even gotten into the school; he had bad grades and no AP/IB classes in high school. I remembered in high school his mom bragging to me that he'd gotten an 1100-something, because, due to his laziness, people were expecting much lower. And as I sat there, I heard him tell this girl that he'd gotten the exact SAT score that I got (several SDs higher than his real one), which, if true, would've qualified him for a scholarship at the school which, in reality, he wouldn't even be able to get into. I didn't say anything, I wasn't trying to cockblock him, but me and this girl just sort of looked at each other knowingly, since neither of us thought it'd be worth the awkwardness to call out such a hilariously obvious lie. Like, he was too dumb to realize how absurd his lie was, so he didn't realize that everyone else who was there besides him knew he was full of shit, but he had no idea. I actually felt sort of embarrassed for him. He didn't even know enough about IQ or SAT tests to know how to come up with a plausible lie.

So if you're going to take pride in your IQ, if you're going to throw taste to the wind and actually claim an IQ score in conversation and use it as a cudgel to try to appeal-to-authority your way to intellectual respect, at least educate yourself about what the scores mean enough to know how to avoid embarrassing yourself.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:40 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Ah yes making up fake SAT scores: the #1 most effective way to turn women on.

Ubergopher ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:01:47 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*

He probably had trouble using the gas pump or he was unable to work the slurmess mess. Slurpee machine correctly and made a huge mess.

Edit: SwiftKey, a helluva drug.

yizzlezwinkle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:41:43 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

TL;DR: I am a MASSIVE douche.

ParmesanMan ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:14:52 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

What's anti-differential calculus? Does he/she just mean integration? If so, he/she is retarded.

DeathsIntent96 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:40:31 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, he means integral calculus, but calling it by its accepted name is below him.

The_Realest_T-Man ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:06:38 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Apparently this guy's genius exceeds the need for grammar, holy shite that's bad

shizzy0 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 10:06:58 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

BY MATHEMATICAL LAW I DECLARE THAT

2 = 2

2 = to

2 = too

THEREFORE to = too

SPANH0BG0BLIN1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:56:10 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Such a genius, yet he mixes up to and too

ShartiusBluff ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:05:38 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

BE IMPRESSED with me!

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:52:14 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Do other places call integral calculus "anti-differential" calculus?

fencehoppa ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:59:19 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Genius.

Doesn't know the difference between to and too.

maggotbrownie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:10:01 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Why do the verysmarts ALWAYS have simple grammar errors in what they type?

pointofgravity ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:38:31 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

PLACES! This kid is going too them.

CookieTheEpic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:50:15 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

You would think that somebody with an IQ 156 knew that studying to become an electrical engineer isn't special in any ways. Hell, I know at least two people who are studying that field and they're both fucking idiots.

dwntwndiner ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:15:45 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

How pretentious does he have to be to validate himself. Quite obviously his astounding genius did not bleed over in to the subject of English too much. Trust me, I would know since my IQ is so high it is measured in Kelvin.

bolognahole ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:39:38 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

"in order too be ahead of my fellow students"

too

And of course he is studying quantum mechanics. Who isn't?

Vaselinee ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:12:53 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Please he has the FOX NEWS app on his phone

Daedricbanana ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:26:08 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

130 genius? I thought 100-110 was average then surely 130 is just above average

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:47:46 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*

15 points is one standard deviation, so above 130 is the top ~2% of the entire population on a bell curve. This level is often called "gifted". The next standard deviation up, (145+) is more frequently called "genius", and would include only 0.1% of the population.

That is how I originally understood it, but with the amount of photos from people on this subreddit alone claiming to be 130 or higher, there's gotta be some fradulent testing out there that is giving people artificially high scores. By definition, only 2% of the population should be able to score 130+.

I've scored around 125 before, and i'm no moron, but i drink and smoke a lot and am kind of stupid and lazy, so i'm guessing most people's scores are probably inflated at least 10-15 points, because I should probably be closer to maybe 110 or so.

Only the top 14% of people should be scoring above 115, but even dumbasses who can't find their ass from a hole in the floor seem to be able to easily score at least 120 nowadays, especially on the online tests.

Daedricbanana ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:02:00 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I took 2 tests, 3 years apart from eachother and scored 136 both times but I definetly am not smart or gifted. I failed a year in high school and barely past the rest. I don't mean this as a humble brag or anything I just honestly don't think that I'm smart and think that IQ tests are bullshit.

the_master_of_memes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:45:46 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

RECORDED ... IQ of 156

Good to see you're enjoying those little Facebook quizzes

I created my OWN MATHEMATICAL LAW

And I can dispute it by saying that imprisoning 1 for not equaling 2 when put with another 1 isn't legally enforceable

Attended a year of college

I once considered taking a free online tuition too. I thought nah, I'm too dumb for that

Am currently SELF TEACHING...

I too enjoy browsing Wikipedia every now and then

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:09:54 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

He is a child prodigy in physics or something. Try looking him up.

Rivstein ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:14:39 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

He's also 12 years old guys...

Emsavio ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:01:17 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

"In-order too"

Gargatua13013 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:14:47 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

SCUMBAG GENIUS

Has IQ of 156

Rant full of typos

Deputy-Weld ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:20:24 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

*to

dawgs63 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:21:14 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Too

liljynx89 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:27:06 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

He used the word "too" incorrectly

leonffs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:54:03 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Should consider using that brain to take an english composition class.

Thelastseeder ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:09:01 on December 29, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

this nigga doesn't even know when to use to and too

SongAboutYourPost ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:48:58 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Fox News App

I_AM_ALWAYS_ANGRY ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:37:30 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

A genius that doesn't know the difference between "to" and "too"...

Irvin700 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:18:01 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Here's some math for you...who is going to live on a fight, a mob of 30 dumbasses or one arrogant asshole?

FIERY_URETHRA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:45:03 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

anti-differential calculus

Kid

seamusocoffey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:48:30 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Attending a year of college during senior year of high school? So any accelerated program that most high schools have? K

Fractoman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:57:43 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

*to *nowhere

boldlydriven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:35:32 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

oh god that was cringe worthy

haitu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:06:46 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
youtubefactsbot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:07:12 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
PM__ME__GIRAFFES ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:46:54 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

fully comprehend differential and anti-differential Calculus

Ignoring the fact that there is no such thing as anti-differential calc, he's pretty much saying he's taking Calc BC in high school which most high schools offer to juniors and seniors.

redidiott ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:51:48 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Anyone else notice the Fox News Icon at the top of his phone? Geeeeenius.

LifterofThings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:52:01 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

How does IQ correlate with spelling? Not well, I'm guessing?

Isredel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:59:03 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Intelligence has very little to do with competency. Attend a college full-time. You will meet many MANY outstandingly smart students... who can't find their way out of a paper bag.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:05:11 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

to*

Never fails to find at least one grammatical error in these posts...

TakeOffYourMask ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:36:07 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Academic probation.

That's what this guy will be on.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:50:59 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

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TheGentlemanlyMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:50:47 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Because genii always want to show off their big long words, when work is only as good as it is concise.

The plural of genius is genii btw. I don't know why, just a trivial little weird English word :-)

bokilcb22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:56:24 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Created my own law when I was 11!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:29:52 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

He's not learning he's SELF-TEACHING

MirthSpindle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:31:31 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Is this guy for real?

lololfloss23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:06:18 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

if he doesn't give a fuck why'd he write the post?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:36:01 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

"I know differential AND anti-differential calculus!"

So you did AP calc as a senior?

theneen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:40:52 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

All that schooling, yet he seems to have missed the class on humility. Shame.

lilbittygoddamnman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:49:23 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

But you don't know the difference between too and to. Fuck off.

gterrymed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:16:33 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Quantam Mechanics is pretty lightweight to us simpletons, we just fear the name so much our IQ drops back to 0.

SCM_CANADA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:20:47 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

to*

AngryDM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:25:14 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

He "doesn't give a fuck" so badly that he's trumpeting around trying to make sure everyone knows.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:32:58 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Being smart means shit if you're incompetent, like congrats you know all this shit, yes I would like fries with that.

fostie33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:28:44 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

So he couldn't figure out how to work the gas pump...

BuckRowdy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:30:47 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Cool. All that and $2 will get you a cup of coffee.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:47:11 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*

x

studbeefpile ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:52:28 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

"too"

weezermc78 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:50 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Teach me your ways, Oh smart one

fdicasoli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:55:41 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

For a smart guy, there's a lot of fucked up grammar in there. Not to mention that IQ publishers all use different classifications for 'genius level.'

NathanDickson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:56:17 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I have a hard time believing that someone with a 156 IQ would make spelling or grammatical errors.

UnclePepe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:10:36 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

"...In order *to...."

Yoghurt_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:13:37 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Funny thing, he says he doesn't care what others think of him. If he really did, then he wouldn't be making this post, explaining how he doesn't.

chowder138 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:21:25 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Created my own mathematical law

Came up with a simple formula for something, like relating area of circle to V of sphere with the same radius or something.

attended a year of college during senior year of high school

Dual-enrolled a few classes.

self teaching Quantum Mechanics and Information Theory

Occasionally googles topics and reads the wikipedia page for a few minutes while going, "Hmm, interesting."

kazooie5659 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:34:19 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

In-order too

RawketLawnchair2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:33:59 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

A superiority complex is a sure sign of a stupid man.

xjayroox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:35:34 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

They wouldn't judge your level of competence so hard if you could fucking fill up the Slushee machine properly, Mr. Genius

jdinger29 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:42:23 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Eh... maybe you give a little fuck. Just sayin'

coppenhagenpilot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:18 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

To*

iamsofired ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:54 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

8 likes? geez

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:21 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*

attended a year a college while in high school

Literally everyone who attends competitive schools or applies to extremely competitive colleges do that. I took CS at a community college my junior year, it's really not something to brag about.

mastered differential and integral calculus

Again, this means nothing. In my high school we have pre calc in 11th grade and AP calc in 12th grade, which covers both differential and integral calculus. You don't hear 15% of the graduating class bragging "yeah I mastered differential and integral calculus"

quantum mechanics

How to tell if someone knows nothing about quantum mechanics

dismapsuxlol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:04:29 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

"Tell them, Billy. Tell the world!"

Gonomed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:39 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Watch out guys, he understands Calculus 1.

blackestwidow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:24 on December 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Yet he still hasn't managed to remove his head from his ass

prayforjustice7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:06 on December 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Like how he separates derivatives and antiderivatives into 2 separate achievements.

SirEmanName ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:16:17 on January 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

to*

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:09:05 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

These types usually don't get to sophomore year since they aren't very competent and make precisely zero friends. Physics is a tough class, it's even harder when you think you know more than the guy teaching the class.

rootfiend ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:04:37 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

The sweet spot are those graduating HS seniors. They (hopefully) figure out real quick once they get to university that they aren't Einstein.

[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 16:01:43 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

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NicolasNSane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:14:28 on December 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

... What?