I figure it's perfect for a newspaper headline that briefly appears onscreen as an easter egg.
[deleted] ยท 69 points ยท Posted at 01:01:14 on August 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I swear, the whole character and story arc of Gideon is going to be a setup for this joke.
xkcloud ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 01:48:12 on August 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Okay. The joke is done. You may leave now.
Huh? B-but why?
You may leave now.
Kiloku ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 17:06:45 on August 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
SCENE:
SHANDRA JIMENEZ is holding a few pieces of paper, facing the screen. She has a serious expression, the background is solid blue. A small box in the top right of the frame has a still image.
The still shows LIL' GIDEON. He's riding on the shoulder of GHOST-EYES, who's running. There is a wall in the background with a large triangle-shaped hole in it.
SHANDRA announces: "Attention! Gravity Falls Police has reported that there is a small medium at large!".
The screen turns black, without fade.
A man walks in from the left side. It is video, not animation. The man is ALEX HIRSCH. He faces the screen.
HIRSCH: "Thanks for watching. Gravity Falls was a setup for this joke. We're done. There are no further episodes. Good bye."
If he was somehow forced to end it abruptly because of disney , THIS would be the best way to end the show.
[deleted] ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 22:30:35 on August 30, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
OMG! This is a total coincidence because today I was in the car with my dad and sister and he says to my sister, "Wanna hear a dad joke? What do you call a three-foot psychic who escapes from jail? A small medium at large!" And now that you say this, it's just a coincidence!
Here's another Dad joke. 3 dogs went out camping and split up. Three weeks later they mat back up. The first 2 dogs were skinny and said, they couldn't find anything to eat. The 3rd Dog walks in fatter then when he left. So the 1st dog asks him what he ate the entire time, and the 3rd dog says "Bark".
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:13:44 on August 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:58:46 on August 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Uuuuuuuuuggggghhhhhh
tom641 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:13:57 on August 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I love how we can have heavy hitting revelations about how Bill is probably going to kill everyone our heroes have ever loved and then in the same breath have posts like these. The internet is wondrous.
Gosh damnit, you know how many times I've heard that!?...not that many actually. I've said it too and it is a good joke...I guess as long as we've stopped meming...for now... I'm all good
BennettF ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:54:57 on August 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think we can overlook that in favor of the wonderful pun. (Besides, I wouldn't be surprised if fake seances were part of his "child psychic" routine, especially back when he had the amulet.
Unakau ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:17:44 on August 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Saved comment
dani2632 ยท 130 points ยท Posted at 21:31:08 on August 30, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I thought you'll say "His aim will get better!".........I'm impressed!
Doheki ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 00:49:43 on August 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I thought this post would be another meme...
But OPs aim is getting better!
AdventureFalls618 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 02:14:35 on September 1, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
BoboTheTalkingClown ยท 98 points ยท Posted at 22:51:10 on August 30, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'd be disappointed if this joke is not included somewhere in the episode IF Gideon escapes prison.
LazerAttack4242 ยท 60 points ยท Posted at 00:33:18 on August 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"Hello I'm Shandra Jimenez, this just in following our prison break, low statured psychic continues to evade authorities.
[deleted] ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 01:08:26 on August 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Reminds me of this sketch
[1].[1]
Big Train - Cake Factory
Big Train - Cake Factory
Arty6060 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:45:05 on August 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I love how this skit presumes that making a joke about hot cakes gets you fired.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:51:49 on August 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Cakes is serious business yo.
AdventureFalls618 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:18:11 on September 1, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I probably should be able to ID the second one but I can't, what is it?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:54:54 on September 1, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Too many cooks spoil the broth.
AdventureFalls618 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:02:37 on September 1, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Ohhhh, the only thing I could think of was Adult Swim's 15 minute-ish long Adult Swim skit of "Too Many Cooks" (prooobably NSFW)
chipperpip ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:43:15 on August 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I figure it's perfect for a newspaper headline that briefly appears onscreen as an easter egg.
[deleted] ยท 69 points ยท Posted at 01:01:14 on August 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I swear, the whole character and story arc of Gideon is going to be a setup for this joke.
xkcloud ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 01:48:12 on August 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Okay. The joke is done. You may leave now.
Huh? B-but why?
You may leave now.
Kiloku ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 17:06:45 on August 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
SCENE:
SHANDRA JIMENEZ is holding a few pieces of paper, facing the screen. She has a serious expression, the background is solid blue. A small box in the top right of the frame has a still image.
The still shows LIL' GIDEON. He's riding on the shoulder of GHOST-EYES, who's running. There is a wall in the background with a large triangle-shaped hole in it.
SHANDRA announces: "Attention! Gravity Falls Police has reported that there is a small medium at large!".
The screen turns black, without fade.
A man walks in from the left side. It is video, not animation. The man is ALEX HIRSCH. He faces the screen.
HIRSCH: "Thanks for watching. Gravity Falls was a setup for this joke. We're done. There are no further episodes. Good bye."
uzimyspecial ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:27:22 on August 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
If he was somehow forced to end it abruptly because of disney , THIS would be the best way to end the show.
[deleted] ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 22:30:35 on August 30, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
OMG! This is a total coincidence because today I was in the car with my dad and sister and he says to my sister, "Wanna hear a dad joke? What do you call a three-foot psychic who escapes from jail? A small medium at large!" And now that you say this, it's just a coincidence!
dankmaiman ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 05:38:27 on August 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hes your dad
๐๏ธ demmitidem ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 06:58:41 on August 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
u/Gfgirl618... I am your father.
Sonicyay2 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 11:35:05 on August 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
...hey, somebody had to say it.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:45:19 on August 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Ew Gideon as a dad is worse than him a boyfriend. Wonderful job, Mabel!
GlennRhys ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:16:47 on August 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Here's another Dad joke. 3 dogs went out camping and split up. Three weeks later they mat back up. The first 2 dogs were skinny and said, they couldn't find anything to eat. The 3rd Dog walks in fatter then when he left. So the 1st dog asks him what he ate the entire time, and the 3rd dog says "Bark".
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:13:44 on August 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcYppAs6ZdI
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 00:34:39 on August 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
muted
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 06:14:40 on August 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
๐๏ธ demmitidem ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:56:34 on August 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
... Oh. I was so happy with myself I didn't bother checking...
Catjaz63 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:26:33 on August 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
So you missed the earlier post...
BUT YOUR AIM IS GETTING BETTER
joaje
iminyourfacejonson ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:05:04 on August 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wanna hear a joke? Here it goes, If Gideon escapes prison then HIS AIM IS GETTING BETTER, HIS AIM IS GETTING BETTER,Its funny because its not
timflur_V2 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:21:46 on August 30, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"So you're saying the dwarf... is still at large?"
MisterFiend ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:25:12 on August 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hamburgers are a medium rarely well done.
potentialPizza ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 03:11:09 on August 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This has been pointed out a thousand times.
cheeseg8r ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:11:23 on August 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wendy will need to buy some moisturizer.
hungrysnorlax ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:41:36 on August 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
BOOOOOOOO.. nah who im a kidding thats great.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:58:46 on August 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Uuuuuuuuuggggghhhhhh
tom641 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:13:57 on August 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I love how we can have heavy hitting revelations about how Bill is probably going to kill everyone our heroes have ever loved and then in the same breath have posts like these. The internet is wondrous.
Jyquentel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:37:39 on August 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Ha-ha so wacky who comes up with this stuff
edisile ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:41:57 on August 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3l_vB1TvhE
You deserved it.
ToonElectrocrash ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:08:23 on September 1, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
AdventureFalls618 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:13:04 on September 1, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Gosh damnit, you know how many times I've heard that!?...not that many actually. I've said it too and it is a good joke...I guess as long as we've stopped meming...for now... I'm all good
waiting_for_rain ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:47:54 on August 30, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He's going to bankrupt his dad and then evoke the 14th amendment to make his jailing illegal.
Props if you got the reference.
1dominator1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:44 on August 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Is he a medium? We haven't seen him commune with spirits
MasqueRaccoon ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 02:55:11 on August 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
ahem
1dominator1 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:47:11 on August 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Touche...
I'll clarify, spirits of dead people
BennettF ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:54:57 on August 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think we can overlook that in favor of the wonderful pun. (Besides, I wouldn't be surprised if fake seances were part of his "child psychic" routine, especially back when he had the amulet.
Unakau ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:17:44 on August 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
this is really top tier, wow
Dionysus24779 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:48:20 on August 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I could see that being the title of the episode.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:58:46 on August 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hey that's from powerpuff girls!!!
Andrew13112001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:10:54 on August 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I keep hearing this in this fandom. Anyone care to explain?
๐๏ธ demmitidem ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:25:16 on August 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's a pun. Are you a native english speaker?
Small medium at large (the 3 sizes), because:
ConvertsToMetric ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:25:44 on August 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Mouseover to view the metric conversion for this comment
Andrew13112001 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 13:25:22 on August 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What?
Andrew13112001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:28:37 on August 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No. I got english started off in school, then internet made me better at it.