And now for something completely the same as every other thread on here...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:12 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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Furah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:45 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks to that sub I nearly got kicked out of a party because I kept making dad jokes all night. By the time I ran out of jokes the host got angry every time my mouth opened.
cpMetis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:37 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What the yarr did ye just say about me, ye little wench? Iโll have ye know I graduated top of my class in Pirate School, and Iโve been involved in numerous secret raids on Spanish colonies, and I have over 300 confirmed treasure hordes. I am trained in Naval warfare and Iโm the top privateer in the entire Atlantic. Ye are nothing to me but just another landlubber. I will plunder ye with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark me words. Ye think you can get away with saying that codswallup to me over the Internet? Think again, landlubber. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pirates across the seven seas and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Ye be dead, landlubber. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can make ye walk the plank in over seven hundred ways, and thatโs just with me bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, , but I have access to the entire arsenal of the seven seas and I will use it to its full extent to wipe you're ass off the face of the ocean, ye little shrimp. If only ye could have known what unholy retribution your little โcleverโ comment was about to bring down upon ye, maybe ye would have held your tongue. But ye couldnโt, ye didnโt, and now youโre paying the price, ye cursed idiot. I will shit fury all over ye and ye will drown in it. Youโre fucking dead, matey.
cmad182 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 13:13:25 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What in Davy Jonesโ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? Iโll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and Iโve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source oโ swag. Iโll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network oโ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind oโ monsoon thatโll wipe ye off the map. Youโre sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in oโer seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top oโ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and Iโll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off oโ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldnโt, ye didnโt, and now yeโll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. Iโll shit fury all over ye and yeโll drown in the depths oโ it. Youโre fish food now.
This is spam - at least, it's completely irrelevant and coming from an odd account, so I am guessing it's spam. However it's also quite cute, so, whevs.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:34:13 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
There are children here, man.
Zigetin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:13:18 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Awwwe, unfortunately no. But I did just move to Jersey City from Seattle last week. If you're around NYC I'd be happy to buy you a couple rounds. Always in happy to make new friends.
I just realized that perfectly encapsulates how hard the English language is. There's no reason pirates and pilates should be pronounced as differently as they are.
not to shit on your parade but the r used in japanese is nowhere near the stereotypical r you hear on pirates. japanese r sound is closer to the spanish "rr" trill.
There are, of course, multiple dialects of chinese as well with various regional pronunciations as well, but at least in most of mandarin the r has a little more buzz to it like halfway between a zh/ji and an r. Imagine saying zhir or something equivalent.
The Beijing accent has some fun quirks where it actually sound likethey are inserting this retroflex after their i's.
So like the sentence Ni shi bu shi i ge laoxi ma? They would sound almost like Ni shir bu shir.
Check out the way Jet Li speaks in Hero for a good example of that accent, I cant do it justice without diving into the actual parts of speech naming convention for the sounds.
I was about to correct you, but I'm not 100% sure who's right. Although the yacht was originally The Seaward, by the time the boat is first seen, it is officially dubbed The C-Word, with the lettering appearing on the yacht. It might all happen within the same episode though, so I'd have to double check my A.D. trivia!
He really, really is. To be fair, that very C-ness prompted Stephen Fry to make one of the greatest jokes of all time so we're in good company with that assertion.
Have you ever read PM's autobiography from a few years back, The Insider? It's utterly hilarious; obviously everything needs to be taken with a tankerful of salt but it's absolutely worth the read. His clashes with Clarkson alone are worth the cover price.
May 24, 2000: Whitlam at Sydney Town Hall debating the subject "That Politicians Have Lost Their Sense Of Humour" - "When Sir Winton Turnbull (a Victorian MHR) was raving and ranting on the adjournment and shouted 'I am a Country member', I interjected 'I remember'. He could not understand why, for the first time in all the years he had been speaking in the House, there was instant and loud applause from both sides."
It's like a reverse Mortal Kombat all K's become C's.
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Just go with it.
Kboehm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:35 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Libtards aren't very smart and look for any reason to be stupid, hence this post with no explanation for the c, just trying desperately to make a joke about trump. I think he's as stupid as the next person but these libtards give him a run for his money.
[deleted] ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 05:18:47 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Is this sarcasm or how anime really goes the only anime I watch is Dragon Ball super and there seems to be a lot of fanservice lately and I'm not sure if that's actually good for the show as opposed to letting the show grow on its own
[deleted] ยท 148 points ยท Posted at 11:16:51 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
There's different types of "fanservice" besides boobs. Like, the fans want Broly to be canon, but the movies are impossible to canonize. So they just made a female Broly. Also the fans wanted female super saiyans, so they gave us female super saiyans.
And for some reason they think the fans want more Frieza, because he was the best villain, but the problem is by bringing him back so much they ruin him by muddying his great moments with some less great moments.
I'm annoyed with the Frieza bit. I feel like fans were pretty pumped to see Buu in action after training. Now we have some contrived reasoning for Frieza to be involved. Frieza vs Frost might be cool, though Frieza should win by all accounts.
Toei kinda doesn't understand good story telling, like Resurrection of F should have been Vegeta's movie where he gets to get revenge against Frieza for not only killing all the saiyans, sort of torturing/keeping him as a pet as a child, killing him on Namek, and then now threatening his new home and family on Earth. But they think "Goku needs to do everything." So he does.
Yeah, man. I really hated the plot degeneration of Asobi Ni Iku Yo. It was a wonderful story, then bewbs. I loved that story. All two minutes of it....
A lot of anime is this really weird dance between the developers and the fans. Shows aren't "meant" to grow on their own, but rather ideas are combined from the artist's initial ideas and what the audiences like
Not all shows are like this but it's definitely something that seems to set anime apart from more Western shows in many cases
In fact, I'd say all long running series are like this to an extent.
orthag ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:56:53 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Its an increasing trend in all television, take the show Arrow for example. They introduced a shit self insert character for teenage girls and just started pandering to that demographic extremely hard, and in the process seriously battered their ratings. Because surprise, a show whose first season was kung fu archer vigilante 1% murder porn is also really popular amongst teenage to college aged males.
Karaih ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:58:42 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It depends on the type of anime really.
Namjies ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:12:03 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
There is? I felt like there was less than in the kid goku part of DB.
dkfgo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:03:29 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The whole premise of Dragon Ball Super is fanservice. I mean, fanservice isnt only about boobies. Its gratuitous stuff that doesnt go anywhere and is there just to make fans giggle and say to each other "did you see, that happened teehee".
in general, shows with lots of fan service are not that great, with few exception like "Prison School"
orthag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:48:57 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This is how all television is going. Just look at the CW show Arrow. They made a season of nothing but fan service. Unfortunately for them they chose the wrong fans to service and the ratings slumped and the Reddit community devoted to the show temporarily changed to one dedicated to the Netflix Daredevil show.
I love seeing the opposite of this, stuff that starts off as silly fanservice then takes a hard left turn and corrupts it all. Stuff like Madoka Magica. Wish there was more along those lines.
Name one or two of the best ones that I can get into and follow along with the fans right now (please no Weaboo shit). I've been looking for an excuse to give Anime a second chance.
antsugi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:30:51 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not sure what really good ones ate currently running. I got off the train. I hear Attack On Titan has a season 2 out. Season 1 was good enough. It's a pretty mainstream one too so you shouldn't have problems speaking abouy it to others
Artistically I hear it's hit or miss, but I enjoyed it.
Of course, there's one punch man as well, but I'm unsure if they plan to continue running
btmims ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 13:26:21 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
We have the best rockets, I tell you. Better than any other rockets, the biggliest. We've even got them on our buildings. Hey, wait, what's that... little pipsqueak... doin'? Oh no... Trump Towers is blasting off agaiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnn
nthai ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 11:40:12 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"To create them is my real test, to tweet them is my cause."
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:32:43 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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GazLord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:12:40 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think that makes any sense that he would use Arabic...
perhaps people are just doing mental gymnastics to justify a really bad typo. My other reasoning for saying that is actual Arabic people saying that google translate is wrong.
Clearly he laid a trap, and everyone fell right into it, strange that such an immodest man would not immediately seize on it to claim he is the smartest guy in the room.
I like to think that Trump was writing a tweet and a frustrated White House aide physically wrestled the phone out of his tiny hands and the partial tweet was the result.
Arabic speaker here. "I will stand" is "ุณุฃูู", pronounced Saw'ke'fe. The translation they're using to claim that is just Google Translate guessing with English letters what Arabic word is being made. Move some spacing around and it will tell you it means "Contour" as well.
The timestamp on the covfefe tweet align close enough to the occurrence of the Kabul embassy blast yesterday that President Trump probably had to hurredly put his phone away to go into the situation room to be briefed on the blast.
I bet someone was trying to stop him from writing something else stupid. I can picture a man in a fancy suit wrestling a phone out of Trumps hands while Trump desperately tries to type and send his message.
[deleted] ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 12:30:44 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Sawf 'aqaf is "I will stand up."
I challenge you to find one source from prior to yesterday saying "cov fe'fe" means "I will stand up."
Edit: this is why Trump bullshits so brazenly and constantly. He knows his cultists will shovel his shit straight into their mouths no matter how bad it gets.
Google translate? You know there's a reason your high school Spanish teacher told you not to use Google translate, and Spanish is still pretty close to English.
yeah, but there's a definite chance Trump looked it up and said "yeah that sound's good, let's tweet it."
Ninja edit: I honestly believe he meant coverage, but this is a possibility.
m0rose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:39:28 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Arabic speaker here. "I will stand" is "ุณุฃูู", pronounced Saw'ke'fe. The translation they're using to claim that is just Google Translate guessing with English letters what Arabic word is being made. Move some spacing around and it will tell you it means "Contour" as well.
Well, Google Translate working with English phonetics isn't the best place to start. I haven't seen a source yet besides those citing G.Translate that claim that. A typo seems more likely.
More likely than the president quoting Arabic after his trip to Saudi Arabia with a phrase that would make perfect sense in context? I doubt it. I mean if he went on after that I would agree with you, or if it didn't fit in the context, but it seemed like that is what he meant.
If what you're saying is true, then why didn't he just write the actual Arabic word itself? Obviously you know Google Translate, so why not him(unless you want me to seriously believe he doesn't know how to use Google translate)?
Also, if it's just an Arabic translation(and a poor one at that), why would Sean Spicer say it's a secret code word? It's obviously not then.
I think he wanted to trick the media by putting it in a context that could make it look like a typo. And it being an Arabic word would fit Spicer's explanation.
I think he wanted to trick the media by putting it in a context that could make it look like a typo.
I'm gonna call Hitchen's Razor on that one and dismiss it as it as no evidence at all. You're basically making a "Trump is playing 45D chess" claim to make him sound smart instead of just admitting(as Trump himself did) that it was just a typo and nothing more. I'm also calling Occam's Razor on this one.
And it being an Arabic word would fit Spicer's explanation.
Lol no it doesn't. A word in another language is not a secret code word at all. If someone says "Hola" to someone else, are they speaking in code or are they speaking Spanish? This is a nonsensical argument.
By the way, if you don't want to seem like such an apologist and instead as an objective observer, maybe you should stop spamming the Google translate link everywhere and posting the same thing ad nauseum about a silly typo.
If 'he' could let it go? Dude blinks too quickly and everyone loses their shit. 'He' should let it go? Bet he didnt think twice about it until it got about as much attention as the twin towers going down. Its fucking hilarious how deranged people are.
Trump supporters love it and are runnin with it, his haters just can't deal and reeeeeeeee. Like they do with everything he does.
Dude 24/7 covereage on covfefe? Its on par with 2 scoops of ice cream. Im australian and looking in from the outside the anti-trumpers (mainly the msm establishment and the zombies who believe the reality said msm projects) are completely deranged while the pro trumpers are havin the ride of their lives. I think hes a crack up. And when the opposition go full apeshit over crap like this it makes me laugh so hard i cry.
what makes you think that the people who don't like trump aren't having a really fun time with this? or the people who don't care either way? why is one side cracking up funny while the other side cracking up is "going apeshit" ?
the 24 hour news cycle on nothing isn't new to trump or with trump
Dude when it ends up getting to the point when a deranged liberal holds up u bloody severed head effigy of the president u know the opposition is deranged and could be called apeshit. That is essentially the culmination of irrationl hatred and i doubt thats fun.
Its beyond surreal. Just look at the countless anti trump subs. Its obsession or perhaps possesion tbh.
'We cant normalize a trump presidency' but hey lets normalise rabid frothing at the mouth violet hatred toward him and his family.
Yea both sides are apeshit? Fuck no bud, i would distance myself in every way shape or form from the liberal ideology.
Apeshit people come from all walks of life but liberals have adopted it as their platform for 2020. I wish them luck
did you miss the same things with obama? like yeah reddit wasn't really around the first time and skews liberal, but facebook was a riot, same as this time
i mean, half my Facebook feed is complaining every day about the dumb thing the president did, how he's ruining the country and responsible for every bad thing, how they can't wait until he's gone. particularly adamant writers go down to how the president looks or speaks, looking for any way to disparage the man. then you've got the people clinging to every possible conspiracy regardless of how sensible or insane it is.
same exact shit as last time.
maybe a little different: fewer comparisons to satan and the antichrist this time around
Ok so he did misspell something either accidentally or on purpose. But the couple of people it was for know what it meant and no one else does... Got it...
He misspelled accidentally, tweeted a joke trying to make clear he new it was an accident. Spicer then goes in to make a fool out of Trump by doubling down that it is a serious matter. This is why Spicer needs to be axed, he's too insecure about Trump to be taking on the media
Why stop there?!? There's clearly a message in that last pictograph! We must scan that code, view it in a hex editor, and then loop it in an audio program, and we shall surely hear the voice of our Divine Triumph!
I mean more "Trump shoves some prime minister at G7" or "Trump pulls out of climate deal" or "Trump puts son-in-law in govt position" or "None of trumps staff could find the light switches in White House meeting room, so they just have meetings in the dark".
More like BBC news and less like ... whatever America has for news.
[deleted] ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 11:11:58 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Our esteemed president who is not at all suffering from dementia tweeted out โDespite the constant negative press covfefe" at like 3:00am, apparently falling asleep or stroking out in the middle of it. The tweet stayed up for hours before being taken down. During this time, many jokes were made, mostly mediocre. The next morning the president tweeted what seemed to be a joke acknowledging his funny typo, and people were ready to move on.
However, later at Sean Spicer's press conference, Spicer stated that the meaning of the tweet was known "to the president and a select group of people." And while you would presume that was a joke (it would be a decent joke), if you listen to the audio Spicer was dead serious -- it seems the White House line is now not that the president made a typo, but that this is a real word that he totally meant to type.
Arabic doesn't have accents in that way. Arabic is a much more gutteral language, and the way someone says each letter is similar, even if their overall tone is different. In this video, you can here the difference between each accent, but the letters themselves (alif, baa, thaa, etc.) have the same pronunciation. Even so, that difference is only heard when speaking not when typing. If he actually meant the Arabic word, he would have either wrote the Arabic itself or the correct spelling, which is sawf 'aqaf.
I think it would be a pretty big coincidence that right after he comes back from Saudi Arabia he would randomly put garbled up text and an abrupt stop when that text translates in Arabic to something that makes perfect sense in context.
That's actually a somewhat convincing angle that I hadn't considered. You have me pondering about it. It would have made more sense to put the space and apostrophe in though if that's what he meant, I don't understand why he'd be so cryptic. That's never been his style before.
its news because the press secretary of the United States said it has a secret meaning that only a few will understand. Trump tweeted a follow up also imply it was not a typo.
They are fucking with us. But i guess getting fucked with is still news worthy
what do you expect? everyone is connected and has inferiority/superiority complexes to fulfill. I hate humanity so much I want to blow my brains out most days now. Someday.
Hahax50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:29:57 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 12:46:12 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Dang, sounds like something did happen instead.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 12:51:31 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I can think of two possibilities:
1) Trump fell asleep mid-Tweet and sent out a half-finished message with a typo, got angry that everyone was making fun of him, and instructed Spicer to pretend it was intentional;
2) Trump fell asleep mid-Tweet and sent out a half-finished message with a typo, but because Sean Spicer is terrified of upsetting Trump, shell-shocked and exhausted, and hadn't been given specific instructions, he pretended it was intentional.
Rudirs ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:44:34 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Just a little humility, that's all I want. You know, some reasonable attempt to admit mistakes. Apparently that's asking to much from Trump's administration.
Nosam_T ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:25:33 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Can someone please get me out of this cartoon version of reality.
Uh, would you not say it's reasonable to ask what it means when the president tweets it out?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:13:02 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
That was a statement made on behalf of the People of the United States of America by the Office of the President.
Yes, we have a right to know what the fuck it meant, or if it was an error, have that error confirmed (as well as an explanation as to why the error was allowed to sit uncorrected for so long). That man is our employee, and there is no frivolous statement from the American presidency.
The first shitposting president of the USA is going to really make you mad, doesn't he?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:35:44 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Of course I'm furious. A belligerent, cruel moron, backed by an army of spineless enablers, is squandering credibility and expertise that took centuries to build, and pursuing plans that endanger our security and will hurt or kill millions of my countrymen.
We will be spending decades repairing the damage from this, if our nation isn't irreparably harmed. It enrages me that the safety, security, and well-being of a nation my family has been in for 400 years is a fucking joke to people like you.
Honestly at this point I think Spicer just sucks at his job. I hate Trump but he made a dumb but harmless tweet, laughed it off, we meme'd it up and that's the end of it. He does a lot of things more frightening and less hilarious than covfefe
Or maybe he's an incompetent asshole and all the media is doing is reporting what he says and does. Are you going to try to claim the media is at fault for this too? Because that's what another Trumpette is doing above, and it's quite entertaining.
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 14:31:52 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Or maybe he's an incompetent asshole
If he's an incompetent asshole, how did he get as far as being the POTUS? Please, be serious, he's done a way better job than that wicked asshole of Clinton. And the MSM is despicable and is progressively undoing the little bit of left wing that was left in me. And that's not an endorsment to him, it's pure objectivity because you can't unsee how insane the media and the modern left wing is (unless you're a sjw).
Because of nut jobs like you, who perform all sorts of mental gymnastics to justify what he's doing. Have you actually looked at what he's done when he isn't playing golf? Go look at what he's done and tell me he's doing a good job. ISPs spying, no net neutrality, pulling out of the Paris climate agreements, bombing Syria, and through it all lying to the American people. What a great president!
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:55:15 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Half of them (at least) can barely read or write, judging by that /r/dataisbeautiful post of "most misspelled words by state". Many bottom-right states had very basic 4-letter words as their problem word.
[deleted] ยท -16 points ยท Posted at 10:39:42 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Oh no we support him legitimately. This kind of stuff makes me love him a little more tbh
Spicey didn't roll with it. He doubled down like usual and made it out to be intentional. Which is clearly a load of bullshit.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:49:06 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't mean Spicer, I said Trump rolled with it. And who knows, it could've been intentional! The media covered it all day yesterday and by proxy broadcasted his tweets to the masses.
I think some have regrets but don't want to be subjected to the dreaded "I told you so" treatment by their non-Trump friends, so they just bite the bullet and play along
I got to a point where I wondered why the fuck I was trying to defend Trump. Then I realized it was because I didn't want to indirectly admit I was wrong (as I voted for him). When I finally admitted to my friend that I fucked up and was a part of the problem, it was a weight off of my chest.
I'm glad to hear this, because I think it's a point that a lot of people may eventually get to -- the realization that it's a lot more pleasant (and more sane) to call out and mock his bullshit instead of trying to torture some pretend logic into it.
I'm not a fan of people who harass, shame, and demand penance from former Trump supporters. It's difficult to break free of cult thinking, and I think people who have gotten out should be given the same support we give ex-Scientologists and other escapees.
It also takes bravery to admit an error, I think -- I made the same one when I voted Rauner for Illinois governor, just because I wanted some kind of change. So, good on ya.
Yes, this seems very probable to me - though sadly I think the number of people in that position is still dwarfed by the number who remain solid and vocal supporters of Trump and buy into all the bullshit. You don't have to spend too much time here on Reddit to encounter plenty who fit that description too - and I mean without going over to T_D or other places where they hang out, like r/holocaust.
Give it time. Unless the vocal supporters are completely out of touch with reality and decide to stay that way, they'll come around. All it takes is for Trump to screw up something near and dear to them and then shit'll hit the fan. That's probably being optimistic though, there are likely a lot of people who would die before they see Trump impeached or worse
Hell, Bernie would've been a much better candidate if Hillary didn't have Super PACs and more support from the Democrats, but let's face it this entire election was nothing shy of a complete shit show
I find this so interesting. You watched Obama struggle to pass some seriously watered down versions of bills he wanted, just to get them past Congress, but you think somehow Bernie would slay Congress somehow and change everything? At best Bernie would be exactly what he is today, a voice for change with no real impact.
Bernie would have meant no steps forward though. If Obama had to fight tooth and nail for minimal changes to healthcare, what hope would Bernie have had in demanding universal healthcare? NONE. I what world did you think a Republican owned house, senate, etc would approve that? As much as I and, I imagine, millions of people wish that could happen... a president doesn't get to decide that everything they want be made a reality.
If you don't think Clinton would have been better you learned nothing from this. Both parties suck but that doesn't mean they suck in equal ways, and it sure as hell doesn't mean you should just elect the worst choice.0
It's really puzzling how these basic facts haven't yet sunk in for many people. Even during the election, from an outsider's perspective, the difference between the two candidates in terms of competence was staggeringly stark - it will never cease to amaze me and many millions of others how this was even a competition, let alone ended in a Trump victory - but now we've had a few months of Trump and are able to see just how inconceivably terrible a president he really is, the fact that a host of people are still flying the "Hillary would have been worse" flag is just mind-boggling. Like, pretty much nobody on Earth would have been worse than Trump. The disinterred genitals of John Wayne Gacy would have been better. An urn containing the sodden ashes of Osama bin Laden would have been better. It really is a tragic farce beyond the nightmares of everyone except the pro-Trump diehards who will never accept they've made a mistake, not even if God him/herself steps out from behind the clouds, zaps Trump mid-speech and tells everyone they need to clear this shit up right now.
Compare hillary who had bills two years in the making and immense foreign policy experience to a guy who has never gotten a bill passed and no foreign policy experience.
I don't think, at any point in time since the topic came about (so, like, a day?), I've seen anyone literally think that's the reason a number of people have quit supporting him.
Kyoraki ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 10:45:36 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
People play along because normally Trump supporters end up getting punched for 'being a Nazi', or nearly killed by some nutty liberal arts prof with a bike lock.
When I said play along, I meant that they had buyer's remorse with Trump but didn't want to come off that way so they keep acting like Trump's the second-coming of Jesus or something. Although a nutty prof. with a bike lock is a good reason to hide your allegiance
Kyoraki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:58:20 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
We had this same 'buyers remorse' fake news story over Brexit too, despite every poll showing support growing exponentially for leaving the EU. Pay it no heed.
I just think some people didn't actually realize what they were getting in to, probably tuned out some of his issues or bad ideas during the campaign and after he was officially in office it hit them like a freight train. That or some people voted for him as a joke and they're sick of the punchline already
Kyoraki ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:36:05 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What makes you think that though? It seems more like wishful thinking more than anything else. There's no evidence to suggest anyone 'regrets' voting for Trump, same as Brexit. It's fake news lad.
Trust me, I have friends that voted for Trump "for the lulz" as they put it and now they're realizing that they screwed up. Plus it's not impossible to imagine someone got caught up in Trump's rhetoric at the beginning and finally started seeing past that. People's thoughts and opinions aren't always set in stone, there's always something that can change them
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 10:33:18 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I'm starting to see it's not just trolls who support Trump, but that not giving a fuck amounts to the same thing as pretending to care.
We love Trump and when a spelling error on a tweet can dominate the entire news media cycle for 24 hours it's not very hard to troll the entire planet.
Consider that while there are actual world events happening that deserve coverage such as ISIS activity in the Philippines or car bombs exploding in Kabul only 10 minutes before that tweet was sent, no one in the media wanted to talk about anything but this single tweet because it had a typo.
You: (randomly fabricating a quote that has nothing to do with OP's comment and just blows an opinion he didn't even claim to have out of proportion) hur durp hur
When I read your original comment, I felt that it wasn't really relevant to what OP was saying, and misrepresented his or her point. I attempted to demonstrate that in a slightly humorous way, which obviously didn't work too well. I clearly misjudged the situation, and for that I apologise.
Because he wasn't Hillary. Hillary had a pretty long track record of incompetence and scandal(s). If a simple typo is what makes you dislike a president then you should probably rethink your life and values.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:56:18 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Heathen. Kek is the true God.
trdef ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:37:38 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Urban Dictionary tells me this.
Kek is an ancient Egyptian god adopted by 4chan and anonymous
Represented by the meme Pepe the frog and used in a new form of Chaos Magick called Meme Magic
His song is Shadilay - it is written in the Kekronomicon
Powerful enough to elect Donald Trump
(see also : Cult of Kek)(see also Meme War)
KKK
KEK
KKK
Super duper funny.... Oh wait, it's just 100% random crap that means nothing.
It means something as much as traditional religion means something. Just a series of coincidences strung into a narrative.
Honestly, I applaud their creativity in their collective delusion, as should you.
It's symptomatic that the administration, most notably his press secretary, then passed it off as intentional and acting as though "certain people know what it means" - like, really?
Yeah but aren't you doing a lot of assuming here?
Like sure, it could have been a gaff, but the only official word we have is there is a real meaning behind it.
Everything else is hearsay from people assuming.
Kyoraki ยท -15 points ยท Posted at 10:46:42 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It's called a sense of humour, and all the people freaking out are the punchline.
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 10:58:21 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
He implied it was an inside joke between the white house staff and some friends
Nope, It's called a dumbass 71 year old grandpa, who should probably put down his fucking phone, and go to bed. I'm waiting for the day Trump mistakes Twitter for Google and posts: "Black chicks with yuge dicks"
ratguy ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 10:54:19 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It's not just that he sent a tweet with a nonsensical word, but that it went unedited for 5-6 hours. Sure, everyone makes mistakes like this from time to time, but we usually read our post and then immediately correct any errors. This one just sat for ages before he finally deleted it. This led to much speculation. Did he fall asleep? Did someone grab his phone off him? Did he have stroke?
well his account is 8 and a half years old so that averages out to about 11 tweets a day, given that people usually and easily can do 2-6 tweets in succession thats him checking his twitter only a few times a day, and given that he tweeted at midnight this is a retarded story
ratguy ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:09:02 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I agree that it was kinda dumb how big of a story it became but it's still really funny, not even the typo but the fact that he only tweeted half a sentence and then left it up for so long
If a misspelled tweet is important enough to talk about, it speaks volumes about our priorities.
Pretty sure everyone on Twitter has misspelled something a time or two. This is the most vapid bullshit we could possibly be talking about regarding Trump.
For anyone who really hates trump, or at least truly thinks our country would be better off without him, let me give you some free advice. Stop watching late night TV. Stop caring about every little insignificant mistake he makes.
Call the man out on issues you think he's wrong about politically. Be relentless. But for the love of God, no one will care what you have to say if they've also heard you complain about the man's misspelled words.
Edit: look, to those trying to justify the fact that we're talking about this; this is not important. I personally think trump has no business on Twitter. At the same time though, there's absolutely no reason why he should need to respond to anyone criticising his accidental error in a tweet.
I heard the spicer response, "people know what he meant" which is being read into to mean he's using some secret form of communication, when it's pretty clear he just meant ~"you already know it was an error, and if you're not an idiot, you can probably guess what it was supposed to say."
What if I told you it was possible to call him out on issues, be relentless, and still laugh at an absurd tweet that seems to have occurred as someone yanked the phone out of his hand mid-sentence or he fell asleep on the phone mid-tweet?
It is funny. Especially with the picture you paint.
I'm not saying we can't laugh about it. It doesn't belong on the news though. How are we supposed to take real allegations seriously when the same publication has a 10 paragraph article about how the president made normal mistake. A mistake that pretty much everyone has made or will make. A mistake that has nothing to do with anything news outlets should be talking about.
During a time when there's plenty of actual news to report? Why? Ratings.
The main point is that even after the tweet gained widespread coverage, neither Trump nor his staff had even the tiny shred of maturity to admit it was a typo. Instead, we get Spicy saying it's a codeword and 45 acting as if he meant to do it (in the least convincing way possible). It's symptomatic of this administration - and if his ego prevents him from even admitting to typos, what happens when he needs to put it aside for something actually important?
If you'll humor me. Based on the tweet itself, and spicers brief comment on it, what do you think the tweet meant? Do you think he made a typo, or was he using twitter to covertly communicate with someone? Something else?
Apparently Spicer was right, only a small group of people realize that Trump was talking about media coverage, and not trying to summon Satanic deities over the internet.
Ironic comment coming from somebody trying to explain how a typo on Twitter is part of a pattern of erratic behavior suggesting Trump is unfit for the presidency.
If he had apologized, CNN would probably run headlines like "TRUMP ADMITS TO BEING DUMB!! IMPEACHMENT ANY DAY NOW!". Instead, he trolled the media. And it's working.
So Trump's decisions are influenced by what the CNN will think of him?
Even if he did decide to troll the media, How old is he? 16? The president shouldn't "troll" people, he should be as clear as possible in any communication with the public
Up to about a year ago, I used to believe in the people. I used to believe that everyone should have a say in who they elect to represent them and that through mass unity we can progress as a species.
Now I think that the old institutions that have ruled us for so long did so because not only are the people utter idiots when it comes to knowing what's best for them, but they're completely 100% willing to be misled by any idiot that shouts the loudest.
Sure the old institutions were corrupt, but they provided stability and change was a slow iterative process, rather than a fast unbalancing force of chaos.
Pretty sad when that happens, eh? I speak from experience... I think it's easier to go through that disillusionment process here in the UK because, generally, the illusions aren't reinforced as vigorously as they are in America, from birth to grave; nevertheless the principle is the same.
Have you read the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy books? Douglas Adams' satire regarding the nature of leadership and the charade/circus that is the presidency (in that case, the galactic presidency but the subtext is obvious) has never been more relevant IMO. We've talked a lot about the pertinence of Nineteen Eighty-Four recently but I think Adams also has a lot to teach us right now...
Why is the president of the USA tweeting about negative press at 12 AM, gibberish or not? You're just seeing a whole lot of people throw in the towel on this one. The whole thing is a bunch of silly nonsense, but that's exactly the point.
He's perfectly free to use the internet as he pleases, but when he posts on social media using his account, he's doing so as a representative of the United States.. because he's the president. Of the United States. He's not your dad. He's not your barbecue buddy. He's the leader of the free world, and he - and all presidents - should be held to a higher standard.
Sending out grouchy tweets about bad press while you sit on the crapper at 12 AM is not presidential behavior. Is it ridiculous that everyone is throwing a tantrum over a dumb typo? Yes. But what you're seeing is an exasperated country throwing up their hands and giving into the ridiculousness perpetuated by a thoroughly absurd man. It's not this tweet. It's all the tweets.
krucen ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 11:49:22 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
An "obvious typo" would be something like spelling 'camp' as 'vamp', not spelling it as 'cagugu'. His history of errors in both spelling and grammar point to a lack of intelligence rather than some sort of finger slippage. Although I do love how unpresidented and honerable he is. Please Trump, I'm tired of all this onening.
Ohh, so you've memorized the exact typos he's made while he was tweeting??
No wonder everybody is making fun of you.
krucen ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:16:05 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
When you have a fully functioning brain memorizing things shouldn't be hard, nice deflection though. I hope for your sake that you were trolling by pretending to believe that said errors were mine.
So you admit that you MEMORIZED TRUMP'S EXACT TYPOS!
LMAO. So sad and pitiful. How completely embarrassing for you to have to admit that.
krucen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:44:58 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
There you go again with the deflection, this time done so with liberal use of the caps lock in addition to your traditional bold. That said, I don't see why having a decent memory would be embarrassing.
If this tweet was a unique incident, I'd agree. Given that it is part of a pattern of erratic behavior, I think it's valid to talk about it, and ask what in the world is going on with Trump.
Yeah. A pattern of late night and early morning unhinged rants full of spelling errors, rambling tirades, attacks, and other assorted lunacy.
A pattern of the midst powerful man in the world paying no attention to detail, his advisors, or using the same care in messaging that even a kids lawn mowing business pulls off.
He absolutely has a pattern of this behavior. It's his defining characteristic.
Uhm... Yes? Yes, it is? Because it's not just one typo, and nothing else ever. It's a constant stream of the kind of behavior you'd expect from a child. And a particularly difficult one at that.
Patfanz ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 10:20:56 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I love how there is nothing substantial actually going on so the media has to jump on every little thing he does... if this man sneezes improperly then its high treason. Wtf is going on??
Well...no. If be colludes with Russia to undermine American policies, it's treason. If he makes a funny typo on Twitter, it's just the media as normal.
No, a ton went on yesterday. It was revealed he excused almost his entire Sr staff from WH ethics rules. More Russian meetings were discovered. He started the process or returning spy facilities to the Russians. He signaled leaving the Paris accord and numerous countries/ business/ organizations threw a fit. That's just off the top of my head. Any one of those would have been weeks of coverage nor a normal president. And this stuff is happening daily.
But something harmless and funny happened too, and it's nice to have something lighthearted in politics for a bit.
It's hard to take anyone's side. But surely after 11 hours and this much press he could have corrected himself
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:20:36 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Currently watching cnn, i see nothing about it. Must have just misssed the 11 hour covfefe marathon.
What i have seen is a bunch of retards on reddit marathon it for 11 hours straight and people acting like its the only thing the liberal media is talking about.
President Trump tweeted something recently like "despite the constant negative press covfefe" and abruptly stopped as if he fell asleep or something. Everyone thinks it's kind of hilarious and we're wondering what covfefe means. It's probably 'coverage' but a lot of people are joking that it's not a typo, but code for something, or anything. Hence funny posts like this.
Weirdly enough Sean Spicer, the Press Secretary has doubled down on it, refused to call it a typo and said "the president and a small group of people know what it means". Like, why wouldn't he just own up to it being a typo? It's a simple and irrelevant mistake.
Did you listen to the tape? He pretty clearly wasn't joking. I think he was probably just grabbing the first thing that came to his mind to try to justify it, but he definitely wasn't joking. It's pretty funny how people are bending over backwards to try to twist this so Trump and Spicer don't look like idiots.
If he wasn't joking, he was serious.
That means they aren't idiots and the tweet was meant intentionally.
Either they are dumb or they aren't. Pick one.
Either Trump is an idiot and Spicer is a liar or Trump is correct and Spicer is correct and the media is attempting to report otherwise.
Doesn't really matter on a gaming forum.
Oh okay, so the idiot and liar thing are unrelated to this situation.
I follow you now. I thought you were saying they were idiots and liars cause of this situation and thats why you were assuming they were idiots and liars.
So yeah, i guess if based on past things the media has said, you want to judge everything going forward, be my guest, but somethings you don't really need to bring unrelated situations into.
Probably true for other things (quite evidently he says highly provocative things to try and keep the media occupied to keep media attention off other things the administration is doing) but this one is just weird. Perhaps it's working even better as a distraction because he hasn't said anything about it being a typo.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:57 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
OMG, the absolute mad men, they're trolling off the charts from the freakin' white house!
I love how The Donald is trying to pass off this narrative like it's some secret code that translates from *insert any range of the languages they're claiming it's from*
It's just hilarious how far backwards they will bend to make Drumpf's every move look genius when the man is clearly not too bright
Typically the first thing people use to debase an argument against their special snowflake politician is an attack against the language and semantics of the post. AKA the most low effort rebuttal
You do realize that most people in that sub are self aware and are just trolling people like you who obsess over ever little detail about Trump right? The whole god damned thing is just an extension of 4chan. If there was this level of criticism with Obama maybe he wouldnt have been a talking suit of a president...
karltee ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:28:53 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This needs to be higher. I was so confused about recent posts, upvote for you.
Maybe they are taking the piss and saying only a few people realize it's a typo? I mean, if I had this kind of power I'd spend my time trolling the media.
BillW87 ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 11:33:37 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Not to be a negative nancy, but the dude is the spokesperson for the Presidency of the United States. It's his job to be open and forthcoming to the press and has an important role in maintaining accountability for our highest elected office. He should be above this shit. If his animosity towards the press (that it is his job to communicate with) is so great that he can't even admit that the President made an innocent typo then he's failing to do his job.
Where were you when Jay Carney and Josh Earnest were press secretary?
The actual job of the press secretary is to spin stories. That has been the job for the last 30 years. When people suddenly get into politics and apply these hilarious standards to the side they don't like is just cause for eye rolling for people who have always been into politics.
this is true too, but him saying it like that is a really dumb spin. as a press secretary you also have to know when to just brush it off your shoulder and move on. I wouldn't have given a shit if he had been like "lol welp stuff happens". Now it just gives me a really weird and uncomfortable vibe
god it was refreshing to watch an intelligent person speak. Yes, it's all PR, i get that, but Sean Spicer is probably the worst person to have up there. If you'll notice, Earnest at least is prepared, is not flustered, speaks in a normal register, addresses journalists respectfully, does not interrupt them, etc.
when it all comes down to it, both sides lie to look good. It's just what they lie about, and spicer sounds like a fool lying about something as inconsequential as an unfinished tweet
I don't like Spicer at all and I agree with you he sounds like an idiot when he gets flustered... but lets not pretend Josh Ernest is any smarter than Spicer.
I know what it means. It's a phonetic spelling of the French couvre fait which is basically 'covered deeds' or 'hidden facts'. He's talking about how the media is creating a smokescreen.
it's really more about the typo than the fact that the president of the united states said that the media is no longer able to be trusted?
Personal feelings aside, the's president's role is to be puppet for someone. That someone made him say this. You might want to contact your congressman for an action plan, but that's a really big claim from a man in a really big position, especially when we all know he has access to really big bombs.
Hardly. Typos are perfectly normal, it would humanize him a bit, even. Why the hell would you hate someone for doing a typo, especially on a social media site? The way he and Spicer are treating it, however, is not a good way to gain favour from the public.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:30:47 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Ah so reddit is going crazy over a typo. This is the crowd that claims to be superior to all other social media...
Reddit is going crazy over a typo because the President of the United States won't even admit he did a typo, or so it appears. The Trump camp is pretty hilarious right now, saying that either Trump did it to troll everyone, or that covfefe means something in some kind of code (I've been told by several people including trump supporters that it's Arabic for 'I will stand' or something), remarkably only a few will actually even admit Trump has the capacity to fail at a mundane, trivial level just like any other human being. That's what everyone's so worked up about: If it was acknowledged as a typo, this would have been non-news and we'd have forgotten about it already. But the fact that Trump's posse is milking such a dumb little thing is making a lot of people suspect it's a distraction from something else that he doesn't want attention on -- which to be fair is a tactic he has been employing for months now.
From what I know, in our context meta is when Reddit is used to talk about Reddit. For example using a Reddit post to talk about how too many Reddit posts are shitposts. Sort of like how metacommunication is when communication is used to talk about communication. Not 100% sure though.
Pretty close though, the word you're missing is self-referential
MrMongo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:00:37 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
There is meta in gaming, which refers to the currently most applied strategy and/or current combination of units that is used with most success and that usage of meta could definitely be used for the sweet sweet karma game.
Haven't you heard from the descriptivists? Language has no rules. Literally can mean its opposite. Anything can mean anything! Just use it however you want to use it!
Well according to goggle, it means this. The subject of the post I don't think would fall under that definition, but the post itself could be seen as a "creative work" through the medium of reddit. Maybe you could argue that in that way it is self referential to the conventions of its genre - i.e., memes.
Idk I'm just spit balling here cause it's 530am I'm bored and high.
Ryuuzen ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 08:37:54 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Well America is a pretty big country, and when the president of such a large country acts in such...mysterious ways...then yeah, you're probably gonna get an assload of political stuff rammed into ya.
oh, sorry. he deleted it, but President of the United States, Donald Trump, late the other night tweeted the beginning of a sentence but ended with a nonsense, non-English word "covfefe". typically, presidents communicate in words. the use of a non-word by someone of such social status was funny to a LOT of people". "covfefe" has undergone many attempted etymologies but it has no known origin. Trump is the first user of such a term but likely this word will live forever.
Agreed. I love memes, but this one isn't even worth the time. I know so many people that detest Trump and yet can never cease speaking about him. I call it free relevant advertising.
While I agree that trumps whole administration is a sad pathetic joke that is a blight on us history, I believe he ACTUALLY was witty this time. Cov fe'fe is Arabic for I will stand up. And if you plug it in to his tweet it makes sense.
clykel ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 13:00:39 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Will this "covfefe" bullshit hurry up and die
5335s ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:04:49 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Trump is trolling ppl so hard. He's like watch this. If I misspell press coverage it will ruin the news cycle and this is all you'll hear for a week. Genius really.
clykel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:24 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It's giving me brain damage it's so fucking annoying
Noveira ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:25:30 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I wake up this morning and now everyone is spouting "covfefe" like it's some spicy 2004 era meme. I feel like I've woken up into an alternate reality. Reddit, facebook, my emails and all websites I regularly visit now have this word on there. When I went to bed 10 hours ago? No such word.
I think so though apparently it translates to soviet and there was a tweet afterwards that hinted at it meaning more(though likely trump just trolling)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:27:26 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It was a typo. President Trump was writing a text and couldn't finish it in time but it accidentally sent when he was putting his phone away. Every major news network reported on this story of epic proportions: a typo in a tweet. U.S. news media in a nutshell.
I think it has more to do with the fact that the tweet was left up for six hours and then the president said it actually had a super special secret meaning that needed to be deciphered.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 10:46:48 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Wow... Only thing missing is the toad having a troll face...
My God, this shit proves it. Trump could literally post a picture of his own turd and you people will still repeat it, talk about it, look at nothing else, and make them a ton of money in the process. Way to go.
Niccin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:34:44 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The implications of this is that that Eevee killed the Koffing and it is wearing it as a trophy? I'm not that familiar with pokemons and how they interact, but this seems pretty dark to me.
Viorp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:23:09 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
So it looks like he meant to say "coverage" which means... he meant good Pokemon team coverage.
Now obviously, it depends on the Gen in terms of what is optimal coverage. Let's go for... Emerald/Ruby/Sapphie. Now obviously for this Gen there's a lot of water here. Some would say too much. So let's decide on the optimal team coverage here.
Electricity and Grass are a must of course. Flying would be good too. Fire doesn't have much to do here so we might consider dropping that all together. Poison and Fighting could help in certain situations, but psychic could be the clincher.
What do you guys think is good team coverage there now that President Trump brought it up?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:08:03 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I have seen what I should not see ...
jgale26 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:08:53 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
For people who saw the tweet, didn't it look like he mean to say "coverage"? It seemed obvious to me. Do people really not know what he meant or are they just making fun of it?
I am from the Netherlands and I have read cofveve.a lot today, but didn"nt know what.it meant. I used my friend Google and it's very funny to learn about this and to understand and this topic is very funny! ๐๐๐
I'm calm its just this seems to be the most important thing happening in the world. News stations are covering it and now I have to see it in every subreddit. Meanwhile a comedian holds a gory head of trump and I've barely seen anyone talk about that. Plus who hasn't made a typo on social media? Its nothing new.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:14:19 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What the yarr did ye just say about me, ye little wench? Iโll have ye know I graduated top of my class in Pirate School, and Iโve been involved in numerous secret raids on Spanish colonies, and I have over 300 confirmed treasure hordes. I am trained in Naval warfare and Iโm the top privateer in the entire Atlantic. Ye are nothing to me but just another landlubber. I will plunder ye with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark me words. Ye think you can get away with saying that codswallup to me over the Internet? Think again, landlubber. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pirates across the seven seas and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Ye be dead, landlubber. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can make ye walk the plank in over seven hundred ways, and thatโs just with me bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, , but I have access to the entire arsenal of the seven seas and I will use it to its full extent to wipe you're ass off the face of the ocean, ye little shrimp
eak125 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 08:17:15 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Trump posted a tweet where "coverage" was misspelled "covfefe". He obviously doesn't use autocorrect and the internet has been ragging on him about it.
s4b3r6 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 09:03:20 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Well, he won't admit it:
โI think the president and a small group of people knew exactly what he meant,โ Spicer said.
To each their own, I suppose. I don't particularly find it funny (because of the incomplete transliteration) but if you enjoy it, by all means have fun. :)
That isn't a typo. A typo is a single letter out of place or maybe an extra letter in a word that is otherwise correctly written. We tend not to view typos as an example of poor writing on the part of the writer but rather as a simple mistake.
Covfefe however is gibberish, possibly brought about by a stroke.
ktchong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:21 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It could be the nuclear code.
[deleted] ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 13:25:55 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
While they haven't had a poison form for eevee his fur generally changes color. Would prefer a slowbro approach where koffing latches onto eevees tail but eevees fur turns deep purple with a skull and crossbones mark on chest.
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free_exploit_lol ยท 5382 points ยท Posted at 05:05:57 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
where the C tho
forgeburner ยท 11846 points ยท Posted at 05:10:55 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Generally off the coast, inside a partially land-enclosed body of water.
MrCheeseAndCrackers ยท 2052 points ยท Posted at 05:21:51 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
well fuck i need to revise the alphabet
hurtsdonut_ ยท 849 points ยท Posted at 05:32:30 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Something something pirate's favorite letter.
cmen3322 ยท 826 points ยท Posted at 06:26:03 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
pretty sure their favourite letter is RRRRRRR
ThatMathsyBardguy ยท 1178 points ยท Posted at 08:24:09 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
That's a common misconception, they do like R, but they'll tell you "nar laddie, me true love be the C"
EmperorJake ยท 1108 points ยท Posted at 10:09:15 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It's actually the P, without it they're irate.
tomatoaway ยท 867 points ยท Posted at 10:16:03 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
And they hate the T, they're always saying "Boo, T! Boo, T!"
ArmanDoesStuff ยท 836 points ยท Posted at 10:28:16 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I fucking hate this place...
anothga ยท 430 points ยท Posted at 10:33:51 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I, on the other hand, love it.
A_Wizzerd ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 10:58:29 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
ยฟPor quรฉ no los dos?
metaStatic ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:44:11 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
now that's just Pandering
reduxde ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:45:45 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
that was slick. i appreciate you.
Dont_trust_them ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 11:51:05 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
On the other hand you're hooked
double-you ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 10:36:53 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Hook-hand or the unenhanced one?
Sp4ceD4ndy ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 12:00:15 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I peg to differ
BarkMark ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:33:00 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I, for one, like roman numerals.
Mysta02 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:36:57 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Me II.
Vacuophile ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:49:55 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I am wholly indifferent and have no opinion either way.
ButtRain ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:19:54 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I, on the other hand, comes after H and before J.
Michael70z ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:52:18 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I is also another pirate favorite in the alphabet.
Maax42_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:49:57 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Despite all the negative press
Walthatron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:07:26 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I have no other hand!
TheGreyMage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:10:05 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I am both.
J4maicanC4ndy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:34 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
How many eyes do you have on your hands?!?
Furah ยท 147 points ยท Posted at 11:02:23 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
On second thoughts, let's not go to /r/dadjokes. It is a silly place after all.
AwkwardRainbow ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:27:53 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Sigh Subscribe
ReflectiveTeaTowel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:45:09 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
unzips
cmen3322 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:10:41 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Like banging two halves of coconut together
Dfnstr8r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:42:24 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
And now for something completely the same as every other thread on here...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:12 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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Furah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:45 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks to that sub I nearly got kicked out of a party because I kept making dad jokes all night. By the time I ran out of jokes the host got angry every time my mouth opened.
cpMetis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:37 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It's just a repost.
Nicksterx8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:36 on June 2, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
/r/dadjokes is unnecessary since reddit is basically a bigger sub reddit for dadjokes
Furah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:34 on June 2, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
/r/dadjokes is to reddit what search engines are to the internet.
inthyface ยท 171 points ยท Posted at 10:45:26 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Everyone's thinking it, I'm just saying it...ฯR8S!
70astralaxe ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:37:54 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Aye r8 8/8
taaffe7 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:38:11 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I said that out loud to my friend and he didn't get it
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:06:26 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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Jagdpanzerr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:25:34 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Darrrrn.
SoraTheKingX4 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:20:51 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Lol
raaldiin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:44:11 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
At first glance I thought this was Russian or something
TheOnlyArtifex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:29:31 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Why not ฯR88? Oh right. Then it could be read as pireightyeights.
steven8765 ยท 229 points ยท Posted at 11:34:41 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What the yarr did ye just say about me, ye little wench? Iโll have ye know I graduated top of my class in Pirate School, and Iโve been involved in numerous secret raids on Spanish colonies, and I have over 300 confirmed treasure hordes. I am trained in Naval warfare and Iโm the top privateer in the entire Atlantic. Ye are nothing to me but just another landlubber. I will plunder ye with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark me words. Ye think you can get away with saying that codswallup to me over the Internet? Think again, landlubber. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pirates across the seven seas and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Ye be dead, landlubber. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can make ye walk the plank in over seven hundred ways, and thatโs just with me bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, , but I have access to the entire arsenal of the seven seas and I will use it to its full extent to wipe you're ass off the face of the ocean, ye little shrimp. If only ye could have known what unholy retribution your little โcleverโ comment was about to bring down upon ye, maybe ye would have held your tongue. But ye couldnโt, ye didnโt, and now youโre paying the price, ye cursed idiot. I will shit fury all over ye and ye will drown in it. Youโre fucking dead, matey.
cmad182 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 13:13:25 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
That's some impressively translated copypasta.
Whatsthemattermark ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 11:43:35 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Well that seems like a proportionate response
knightofdight ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:24:42 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What in Davy Jonesโ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? Iโll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and Iโve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source oโ swag. Iโll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network oโ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind oโ monsoon thatโll wipe ye off the map. Youโre sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in oโer seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top oโ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and Iโll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off oโ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldnโt, ye didnโt, and now yeโll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. Iโll shit fury all over ye and yeโll drown in the depths oโ it. Youโre fish food now.
steven8765 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:35 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
okay this is awesome.
Oligomer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:37:54 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Is this an original?
steven8765 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:51:12 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
nah.
Oligomer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:21:31 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I'll give you credit for it anyway
despaxes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:08:39 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
A pirate and a privateer are different things
Hexxman007 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:02:47 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
umm, you kind of went for pirate but got long john silvers employee who is an english lit major in college instead.
steven8765 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:03:39 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
yar har har. want to engage in fisticuffs matey? I take no credit making this.
Cohliers ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:29:21 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Makes me think of the scotsman from samurai jack
EZ_Smith ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:54:44 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It's so fucking early just chill
McBurger ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:05:32 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
it's a hilarious spin on an extremely old copypasta...
SmartAlec105 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 13:33:42 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
And you get to stay forever :D
BrandorOfBlues ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:23:07 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
and ever
rizzle_tea ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 11:19:21 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Aye*
erraticerror ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:33:52 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
savvy
Deltaechoe ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 11:19:02 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
How could you hate all of this?
lordofthenines ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:05:37 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Accept your pun-ishment.
CapRavOr ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:28:24 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
We all do, son. We all do.
DoctorPrisme ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:04:27 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I was reading these comments, wondering how many stupid jokes they could crack, then you got me bursting in laugs. Great job.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 10:39:25 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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QuasarSandwich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:52:36 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This is spam - at least, it's completely irrelevant and coming from an odd account, so I am guessing it's spam. However it's also quite cute, so, whevs.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:34:13 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
There are children here, man.
Zigetin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:13:18 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
one does not simply hate reddit comments
Timstantmessage ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 11:56:31 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
UNSUBSCRIBE
MasterofDeception ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 12:46:24 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Me real favorite be the Q. Me likes the squiggly part.
RoboWonder ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 10:29:38 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This is a new addition to this joke, thank you for introducing it to me!
tomatoaway ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:32:32 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
thanks, just made it up (though I'm sure I've read it somewhere too)
Koala_T_User ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:15:47 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Dad joke of the year
imn0tg00d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:53:39 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I work a job where i get to make puns like this every day!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:05:34 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"are you saying 'booty', or 'boo, t'?"
"i was saying 'boo, t'..."
tomatoaway ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:33:12 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Boo-urns
Ashnaar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:23:31 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Without x they can't get a mark.
Ashnaar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:23:37 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Without x they can't get a mark.
Ashnaar ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:23:17 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Without x they can't get a mark.
Ashnaar ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:23:26 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Without x they can't get a mark.
valenFlux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:49:26 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Actually the P goes overboard.
pruwyben ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:00:46 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
No, it's the X. That's why they always put it on their treasure maps.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:24 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
To the untrained eye this thread would look like utter nonsense.
[deleted] ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 08:30:57 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Something Japanese pirates have no problem pronouncing.
ottoman_jerk ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 10:30:37 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Barrels of ballerinas, barnacles on the ballasts. Pleasant pirates prefer private pilates practice.
timshoaf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:27:24 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
ใใฌใซใชใใใฌใชใผใใใซใใณใซใชใณใถใใฉในใใใใฌใถใณใใใคใฉใใใฌใใกใผใใฉใคใใผใใใฉใใฃใบใ
ใชใใฃใฆ่จใใใใงใใใ็บ้ณใฏไธๆใจๆใใพใใใๅ จใฆใฏๅคงไธๅคซใใ
ottoman_jerk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:35:55 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
the tim hoaf? of Saugerties NY?
timshoaf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:39:06 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Awwwe, unfortunately no. But I did just move to Jersey City from Seattle last week. If you're around NYC I'd be happy to buy you a couple rounds. Always in happy to make new friends.
ottoman_jerk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:50:34 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
chicago actually
sportsfannf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:39 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I just realized that perfectly encapsulates how hard the English language is. There's no reason pirates and pilates should be pronounced as differently as they are.
potatomaster420 ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 10:30:58 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
not to shit on your parade but the r used in japanese is nowhere near the stereotypical r you hear on pirates. japanese r sound is closer to the spanish "rr" trill.
StarWarsFanatic14 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 10:44:03 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure that was the joke.
potatomaster420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:47:13 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I thought he meant it as in they cant say "l" so they say "r" a lot more
CrayolaS7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:04:26 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't it the Chinese who don't say R?
Edit: not being racist either, I've heard the Chinese use an L sound instead of R when they adopt Anglo words.
timshoaf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:37:23 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
There are, of course, multiple dialects of chinese as well with various regional pronunciations as well, but at least in most of mandarin the r has a little more buzz to it like halfway between a zh/ji and an r. Imagine saying zhir or something equivalent.
The Beijing accent has some fun quirks where it actually sound likethey are inserting this retroflex after their i's.
So like the sentence Ni shi bu shi i ge laoxi ma? They would sound almost like Ni shir bu shir.
Check out the way Jet Li speaks in Hero for a good example of that accent, I cant do it justice without diving into the actual parts of speech naming convention for the sounds.
Hindrik1997 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 11:45:58 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I prefer to ++ on the C
SmiteJuggernaut ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 10:13:28 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
For butt pirates it's the D
cmen3322 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 09:21:40 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Take your up vote you cheeky fucker
TheBassEngineer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:18:43 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Brandy, you're a fine girl...
Skulltrail ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:41:20 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
Darth_Meatloaf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:12:35 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I hate the C, and everything in it!
VadVad_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:53:24 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I prefer the D
AngloBeaver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:10:03 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I heard it was the Letter of Marque as only that could save them from the gallows.
KjoeLjan ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 09:50:16 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
lassie*
ThatMathsyBardguy ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 10:26:52 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Arrr but it be bad fortune to be bringin' a lady aboard
(Disclaimer: the views expressed in the pirate's code are not my own - they're more like guidelines anyway)
PsymanSays- ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 13:29:16 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Their favorite letter is P. cuz it's like an R but its missin a leg.
ketatrypt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:35:58 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
RRRRR you got me there matee!Now get out of here with your smartass comments before I sick my parrot on you!
ARRR ARRR ARR!
xTGI_CommanderX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:12:51 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Not according to Ellie and her joke book.
ekim0513 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:10:04 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
U C, their favorite letter isnt RRRR its I
krsj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:55 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
But do you know their least favorite letter?
Amish_guy_with_WiFi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:44:00 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Something something laziest joke on reddit.
Xectyliod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:16:17 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Yar har dee durr dee dee, being a pirate is alright for me, do what you what cuz a pirate is free, You are a pirate!
SlerpyPebble ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:56:21 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Youd think it's c or rrrr but this pirates favorite letter be u
sebastianwillows ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:27:50 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
K you do that
Revoker ยท 64 points ยท Posted at 07:51:39 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
But that's not important right now.
tomatoaway ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 10:18:01 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
always upvote for Leslie
deathmunchkin ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 11:42:01 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I'm serious. And don't call me Shirley.
czechsix ยท 72 points ยท Posted at 10:09:03 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Michael: Get rid of The Seaward.
Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready.
Danokitty ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 10:20:22 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I was about to correct you, but I'm not 100% sure who's right. Although the yacht was originally The Seaward, by the time the boat is first seen, it is officially dubbed The C-Word, with the lettering appearing on the yacht. It might all happen within the same episode though, so I'd have to double check my A.D. trivia!
czechsix ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 10:45:33 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Haha I admire your dedication. You could be right. I just pulled this quote off the AD wiki.
Geek1979 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 11:06:20 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Is it weird that I've never watched the show but knew where the quote came from?
zer0t3ch ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:32:21 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What show is it from? I don't recognize it.
Danokitty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:36:02 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Arrested Development!
zer0t3ch ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:38:55 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, okay. Thanks. Haven't seen any of that in years.
czechsix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:55:25 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I don't doubt it on Reddit.
WhynotZobrist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:40:02 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This guy geography's
nickoliver86 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:02:24 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Speaking of land-enclosed bodies of water, lakes are the opposite of islands
strutmcphearson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:12:32 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Technically, all land mass on Earth is an island if you think about it. No matter where you go, you're stranded.
forgeburner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:24:16 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Technically, the whole planet is an island in an astral sea...
Rips bong
strutmcphearson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:25:53 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Whoa, bro
ITSBLOODYGORDON ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:22:05 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Foreshore bro.
JohnnyHammerstix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:35:39 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Found the pirate!
MrWiggleIt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:28 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
i have never seen a comment more worthy of gold.
Blazed_Scientists ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:00 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I c what you did.
MrHedgehogMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:30:04 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, the old Reddit sea-aroo!
TrueMT ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:59:29 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Hold my salt wat- wait a minute.
MrHedgehogMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:30:18 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
FIFY
Zantillian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:51:37 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
No that's sea. He said C
FrigidSloth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:57:34 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I want to gild you a second time but I'm on mobile. This genuinely made me laugh out loud on the bus.
QuasarSandwich ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:49:33 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Most groansome joke I have seen in a long time: I would double-upvote if I could, but I'd also pay someone to chimp you.
SorcererOfSoup ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 11:37:19 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
People actually think this is funny or clever.
Quidfacis_ ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:40:24 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Take your upvote and choke on it.
koenkie ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:08:25 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 10:29:54 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Phonetic jokes are weak as hell on type-only comms.
yoman632 ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 10:45:03 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The C is silent.
Yoshiciv ยท 76 points ยท Posted at 10:01:50 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
K to C
'K to cee
OK to see
You see now?
poopstickboy ยท 63 points ยท Posted at 10:52:15 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Sรญ
The_Funki_Tatoes ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 11:34:04 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Oui
ssjkriccolo ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 12:19:41 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Yes
Maax42_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:52:55 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Ja
derrikcahan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:54:11 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Wohl
swagmaester ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:59:36 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
ะะฐ
The_Funki_Tatoes ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:27:07 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
01111001 01100101 01110011
Haltres ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:12:37 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Sim
Fiocoh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:22 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Hi
Weekndr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:26:34 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Now?
xXKnucklesXx ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 10:50:30 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
C.
CaNANDian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:07:38 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Cx
Wavesignal ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 10:26:00 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Kovfefe
Catch_022 ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 10:53:28 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Don't feel bad, you aren't alone, many men have problems finding the C.
hirt-zeitplansystem ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 10:19:31 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
binding energy
hpe0415 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:41:47 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Integration constant
FreezingOrb ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 10:29:28 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Can't you C it?
shavounet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:45:17 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Only through the lies of the jedi
mully_and_sculder ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 10:56:12 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
In the White House.
logic_card ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 09:47:12 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
k+e=c, similarly c+e=s, hence nice and nick, we all learned this in middle school
ArconV ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 09:53:59 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
ยฟQue?
Creoda ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:03:46 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"It's over there between the land and the sky" - https://youtu.be/tcliR8kAbzc?t=81
evex5tep ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:08:21 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Softer K for fluffy evee perhaps?
Gregkot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:43:48 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Piers Morgan is such a C.
QuasarSandwich ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:58:30 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
He really, really is. To be fair, that very C-ness prompted Stephen Fry to make one of the greatest jokes of all time so we're in good company with that assertion.
Have you ever read PM's autobiography from a few years back, The Insider? It's utterly hilarious; obviously everything needs to be taken with a tankerful of salt but it's absolutely worth the read. His clashes with Clarkson alone are worth the cover price.
froa_whey ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:16:28 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
fucking hilarious, I haven't heard that one before. Fry is a treasure!
QuasarSandwich ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:32:43 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Yep. According to that article it wasn't his originally, but then "great artists steal" and all that.
Another amazing "cunt" joke... (last paragraph).
froa_whey ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 11:45:10 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
May 24, 2000: Whitlam at Sydney Town Hall debating the subject "That Politicians Have Lost Their Sense Of Humour" - "When Sir Winton Turnbull (a Victorian MHR) was raving and ranting on the adjournment and shouted 'I am a Country member', I interjected 'I remember'. He could not understand why, for the first time in all the years he had been speaking in the House, there was instant and loud applause from both sides."
hehehehehe
fuckingnormiesdotgif ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:13:07 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It's right there ^
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:45:51 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
666th upvote
wardrich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:01:56 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Or the "fefe". This would be "Kofevee"
dudewist2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:41:50 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Is it bad that I still don't know what this means
POPUPSGAMING ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:47:16 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It's the female D
kingeryck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:13:45 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Where's your grammar though?
heilspawn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:18:34 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Same place the k, ing, and extra ee went
Dazz316 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:22:50 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
He's in office
ScrapNinja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:33:14 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
His inner circle is very aware of where the C came from.
Nujabaes1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:35:54 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Popped up because Koffing and Eevee integrated
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:01:44 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
If you were a nerd, you'd be able to figure that out..
UncannyMonkeyPaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:25:24 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The English language is a hell of a drug.
AtlasTheDestroyer23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:36:31 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Baldrick: "'C', as in the big blue thing that you swim in"
Blackadder "For gods sakes Baldrick..."
lala518 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:30:16 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It's the "alternative" spelling
memeallthememes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:52:15 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Probably a typo
mrb723 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:00:19 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
From the get wet shop!!!
quantumphilisp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:22:15 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
In cunt
Dickies138 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:09:42 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The C was a typo
breesanchez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:29 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It's Trump, he spelled it wrong obviously.
kaizerlith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:18 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It's like a reverse Mortal Kombat all K's become C's. .... .... Just go with it.
Kboehm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:35 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Libtards aren't very smart and look for any reason to be stupid, hence this post with no explanation for the c, just trying desperately to make a joke about trump. I think he's as stupid as the next person but these libtards give him a run for his money.
[deleted] ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 05:18:47 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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ArcusImpetus ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 09:37:28 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
co๐ ฑ๏ธ๐ ฑ๏ธer
hojunjie1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:23:51 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It's pronunciation is close enough.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:33:14 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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El_Rista1993 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 11:03:14 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Next to your lowercase d?
[deleted] ยท -18 points ยท Posted at 08:08:44 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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kamuilyn ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 09:04:05 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It has nothing to do with where the K went, but why they felt the need to replace K with C.
ShoutOutTo_Caboose ยท 923 points ยท Posted at 05:10:50 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
no cigar
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0x0ade ยท 881 points ยท Posted at 10:16:58 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
That's not true anymore: http://pokemon.alexonsager.net/109/133
[1]The fusion has been altered.
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antsugi ยท 463 points ยท Posted at 10:26:11 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Changed for better fan service like all the good anime
margananagram ยท 91 points ยท Posted at 10:40:12 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Is this sarcasm or how anime really goes the only anime I watch is Dragon Ball super and there seems to be a lot of fanservice lately and I'm not sure if that's actually good for the show as opposed to letting the show grow on its own
[deleted] ยท 148 points ยท Posted at 11:16:51 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
?,..
It's dangerous to go alone! Take these.
WolfFarwalker ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 12:35:00 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
i've never anything quite that shape and size...oh god it's your dicks in disguise.
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 13:22:04 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
YES I CANT LIE I HAVE PAINTED MY SHWEEN
LordCharco_iii ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 13:31:18 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Now grab your destiny, if you know what I mean!
th3d3k0y ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 13:43:57 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Goddamnit Old Man!
Koalachan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:50:14 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Goddamnit old man, that's your wrinkled dock again. I know I wear a tunic but I'm not into men!
TheCatofTens ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:09:10 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Wait a minute, Link! Don't leave the cave; where do you think you're going?
danque ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 11:15:58 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
you call that fanservice? oh boy, there's a lot more on other shows.
masonjam ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 14:39:44 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
There's different types of "fanservice" besides boobs. Like, the fans want Broly to be canon, but the movies are impossible to canonize. So they just made a female Broly. Also the fans wanted female super saiyans, so they gave us female super saiyans.
And for some reason they think the fans want more Frieza, because he was the best villain, but the problem is by bringing him back so much they ruin him by muddying his great moments with some less great moments.
DestroyerOfWombs ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:50:11 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I'm annoyed with the Frieza bit. I feel like fans were pretty pumped to see Buu in action after training. Now we have some contrived reasoning for Frieza to be involved. Frieza vs Frost might be cool, though Frieza should win by all accounts.
masonjam ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:26:45 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Toei kinda doesn't understand good story telling, like Resurrection of F should have been Vegeta's movie where he gets to get revenge against Frieza for not only killing all the saiyans, sort of torturing/keeping him as a pet as a child, killing him on Namek, and then now threatening his new home and family on Earth. But they think "Goku needs to do everything." So he does.
RexTyhogi ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 11:52:11 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, man. I really hated the plot degeneration of Asobi Ni Iku Yo. It was a wonderful story, then bewbs. I loved that story. All two minutes of it....
mysticrudnin ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 11:17:25 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It's pretty true most of the time
A lot of anime is this really weird dance between the developers and the fans. Shows aren't "meant" to grow on their own, but rather ideas are combined from the artist's initial ideas and what the audiences like
Not all shows are like this but it's definitely something that seems to set anime apart from more Western shows in many cases
yosayoran ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:45:52 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You kidding? All sitcoms are like this
In fact, I'd say all long running series are like this to an extent.
orthag ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:56:53 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Its an increasing trend in all television, take the show Arrow for example. They introduced a shit self insert character for teenage girls and just started pandering to that demographic extremely hard, and in the process seriously battered their ratings. Because surprise, a show whose first season was kung fu archer vigilante 1% murder porn is also really popular amongst teenage to college aged males.
mysticrudnin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:53:17 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I see mostly Fladerization in those shows which is a little less the type of fan-service I was thinking
I_want_that_pill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:37:36 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Is that why hamon was abandoned?
Karaih ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:58:42 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It depends on the type of anime really.
Namjies ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:12:03 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
There is? I felt like there was less than in the kid goku part of DB.
dkfgo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:03:29 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The whole premise of Dragon Ball Super is fanservice. I mean, fanservice isnt only about boobies. Its gratuitous stuff that doesnt go anywhere and is there just to make fans giggle and say to each other "did you see, that happened teehee".
NanoSpore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:31:39 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I feel there's a direct correlation between length of a show and amount of fan service.
setfire3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:41:46 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
in general, shows with lots of fan service are not that great, with few exception like "Prison School"
orthag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:48:57 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This is how all television is going. Just look at the CW show Arrow. They made a season of nothing but fan service. Unfortunately for them they chose the wrong fans to service and the ratings slumped and the Reddit community devoted to the show temporarily changed to one dedicated to the Netflix Daredevil show.
Princess_Moon_Butt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:18:11 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I love seeing the opposite of this, stuff that starts off as silly fanservice then takes a hard left turn and corrupts it all. Stuff like Madoka Magica. Wish there was more along those lines.
GET_OUT_OF_MY_HEAD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:18 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Name one or two of the best ones that I can get into and follow along with the fans right now (please no Weaboo shit). I've been looking for an excuse to give Anime a second chance.
antsugi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:30:51 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not sure what really good ones ate currently running. I got off the train. I hear Attack On Titan has a season 2 out. Season 1 was good enough. It's a pretty mainstream one too so you shouldn't have problems speaking abouy it to others
Artistically I hear it's hit or miss, but I enjoyed it.
Of course, there's one punch man as well, but I'm unsure if they plan to continue running
Draffut2012 ยท 67 points ยท Posted at 10:32:36 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Pray I don't alter it any further.
Imca1m ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:42:40 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This deal is getting worse all the time!
Merlord ยท 69 points ยท Posted at 10:17:47 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
That is so awesome
mexicanapparel ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 10:48:04 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I'm amazed how people can keep up with 45. It feels like I wake up from a 30 minute nap and something else has happened. :'D
bursecheeger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:59:11 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Omg. Put Jynx or Ditto as the left selection. Their faces look hilarious on all the others
EDIT: add Slowbro/Slowpoke to that list.
--_l ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:03:47 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like choosing Ditto and any other Pokemon should give you the other Pokemon rather than trying to combine the two.
Dragonhaunt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:34:17 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my Staryu combos have horrifying faces.
ShoutOutTo_Caboose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:25:17 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Haha, that's what I want!
Cheesemacher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:33:48 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The admin of the site is an active redditor confirmed
0x0ade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:33:48 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not the admin of the site - I just tried to test it on my own and saw what happened.
Cheesemacher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:47:22 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't mean that you were. Just that it seemed to change pretty fast when people were talking about it here.
0x0ade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:20:28 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, misunderstood you there then, sorry.
Kahlandar ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 09:02:08 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks. I was about to have to find that site and check for myself. . .and thats alot of work.
Sukaphuk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:14:30 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Da real mvp: http://pokemon.alexonsager.net/63/80
cyanized ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:23:30 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Nah dude: http://pokemon.alexonsager.net/68/80
Sukaphuk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:27:18 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
http://pokemon.alexonsager.net/133/80
Deckard_Pain ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:49:11 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Came here to say this.
Covfefe makes no sense.
Sir_battmaker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:37:16 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It's close but no gligar
Rukhia ยท 448 points ยท Posted at 08:59:24 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I dont get this joke.. someone explain??
boorasha ยท 785 points ยท Posted at 09:04:53 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It's the new meme going around. Trump tweeted that word. Was apparently an unfinished tweet that went through. Google covfefe
hojunjie1 ยท 407 points ยท Posted at 10:24:57 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Oxford dictionary word of the year: covfefe
Azaron93 ยท 462 points ยท Posted at 10:34:24 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"I have the best words. Believe me. The very best Like no words ever was." - an orange something
btmims ยท 169 points ยท Posted at 11:00:15 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
-Trump Ketchum, PokeWord Master
abbarach ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:11:45 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Trump would clearly be on Team Rocket...
btmims ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 13:26:21 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
We have the best rockets, I tell you. Better than any other rockets, the biggliest. We've even got them on our buildings. Hey, wait, what's that... little pipsqueak... doin'? Oh no... Trump Towers is blasting off agaiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnn
nthai ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 11:40:12 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"To create them is my real test, to tweet them is my cause."
๐๏ธ EmperorBulbax ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 13:04:31 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm going to catch them all. Not some of them. Not most of them. ALL. OF. THEM. My pokedex is going to be YUGE!"
Aurora_Fatalis ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:43:52 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
-President of the Orange Isles
BillyBattsShinebox ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 11:39:14 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Definition: ?
[deleted] ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 11:49:27 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
That is still being worked on.
Reese_Tora ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:39 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
https://translate.google.com/?um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&client=tw-ob#auto/en/cov%20fe%27fe
hojunjie1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:14:02 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Donald trump's mistake on Twitter. :)
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:32:43 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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GazLord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:12:40 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think that makes any sense that he would use Arabic...
perhaps people are just doing mental gymnastics to justify a really bad typo. My other reasoning for saying that is actual Arabic people saying that google translate is wrong.
iamveryniceipromise ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 11:02:37 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
https://translate.google.com/m/translate#auto/en/cov%20fe'fe
adamrgolf ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 12:45:36 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Lol, the audio for the arabic text of covfefe sounds like "so fuck off".
shit_poster_69 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:46:18 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Awesome using this more
TheVitoCorleone ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 11:57:46 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
That...is actually kind of neat.
iamveryniceipromise ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:15:10 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Clearly he laid a trap, and everyone fell right into it, strange that such an immodest man would not immediately seize on it to claim he is the smartest guy in the room.
WellsFargone ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 11:09:04 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
A tweet that just sat there for hours with no explanation.
[deleted] ยท -10 points ยท Posted at 11:48:28 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Then Trump joined in on the joke and now everyone on Reddit is chuckling along with the President of the United States.
193X ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 11:56:00 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Don't forget Spicer (i.e. the official voice of the white house) claiming it was a coded message for some mysterious secret group.
The official position is that Trump is sending coded messages via Twitter.
Etzlo ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 12:18:36 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Umm, no, everything is laughing at/over him, not with
The_mango55 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:02:34 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah that would be true except Trump doesn't laugh. He doesn't find things funny. The best you will get out of him is a clearly fake smirk.
Factsuvlife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:30:36 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I have a feeling you're thinking of Bill Belichick, but I can't be sure
Underscore_Guru ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:54:27 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
He was probably playing Pokemon Go in the middle of the night and wanted to tweet what he just caught.
briggsbu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:04:25 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I like to think that Trump was writing a tweet and a frustrated White House aide physically wrestled the phone out of his tiny hands and the partial tweet was the result.
Bowl-of-Stars ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:26:56 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Google translate said it means "I will stand." Tho I'm $100% sure he didn't mean that.
l337Ninja ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 12:44:46 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Arabic speaker here. "I will stand" is "ุณุฃูู", pronounced Saw'ke'fe. The translation they're using to claim that is just Google Translate guessing with English letters what Arabic word is being made. Move some spacing around and it will tell you it means "Contour" as well.
Bowl-of-Stars ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:23:55 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you! I appreciate the explanation. Won't trust Translate so much in the future. :)
Zorthak_Fireaxe ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 12:07:21 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The timestamp on the covfefe tweet align close enough to the occurrence of the Kabul embassy blast yesterday that President Trump probably had to hurredly put his phone away to go into the situation room to be briefed on the blast.
knoeKNAME ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:35:47 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Sean Spicer said the president and a few people knew what it meant, as if it were an inside joke.
mak484 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 11:46:39 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Can't even admit to a typo. Must be that 87D Tetris I keep hearing about.
Spacegod87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:46:02 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I bet someone was trying to stop him from writing something else stupid. I can picture a man in a fancy suit wrestling a phone out of Trumps hands while Trump desperately tries to type and send his message.
Reese_Tora ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:00 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
done: https://translate.google.com/?um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&client=tw-ob#auto/en/cov%20fe%27fe
Bl4ckM4g1C ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:04:44 on June 2, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Actually the word is apparently the Saudi word for "I will stand up" or something
So the full tweet was something like "Despite the negative press, I will stand up
Normally I wouldn't believe it but it does fit with his foreign trip
cunt_cuntula ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 12:16:55 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Not a meme, it actually has a arabic meaning, meaning he'll save them, why do you think hes all kissy kissy with the saudis.
Nitpicker_Red ยท 136 points ยท Posted at 10:07:56 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
An unfinished Tweet mispelled "negative press coverage", is given big internet coverage.
[deleted] ยท 119 points ยท Posted at 11:08:15 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
anarchicpenguin ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 12:41:51 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It's not misspelled, it's alternative spelling
ejkeebler ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 11:12:35 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Except Trump and Spicer said it was not a misspelling...
mysticrudnin ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 11:18:01 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
yeah if he could just let it go it would fade away but now it won't
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 11:33:46 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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monkey616 ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 12:03:22 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Trump speaking Arabic? That's rich.
[deleted] ยท -10 points ยท Posted at 12:09:29 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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l337Ninja ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 12:45:58 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Makes more sense than just a late night typo?
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:20:02 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
No obviously this is the correct answer
[deleted] ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 12:30:44 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Sawf 'aqaf is "I will stand up."
I challenge you to find one source from prior to yesterday saying "cov fe'fe" means "I will stand up."
Edit: this is why Trump bullshits so brazenly and constantly. He knows his cultists will shovel his shit straight into their mouths no matter how bad it gets.
Nico111602 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:40:01 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not sure if this counts but google translate says it does, and you can't deny there's a chance Trump used it if you think it isn't credible.
THE_MAGIC_OF_REALITY ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:13:51 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Google translate? You know there's a reason your high school Spanish teacher told you not to use Google translate, and Spanish is still pretty close to English.
Nico111602 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:30 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
yeah, but there's a definite chance Trump looked it up and said "yeah that sound's good, let's tweet it." Ninja edit: I honestly believe he meant coverage, but this is a possibility.
m0rose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:39:28 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
https://translate.google.com/m/translate#auto/en/cov%20fe'fe
Was Google translate updated that recently? I'm honestly curious... and scared if the answer is "yes".
l337Ninja ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 12:45:32 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Arabic speaker here. "I will stand" is "ุณุฃูู", pronounced Saw'ke'fe. The translation they're using to claim that is just Google Translate guessing with English letters what Arabic word is being made. Move some spacing around and it will tell you it means "Contour" as well.
iamveryniceipromise ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 14:02:31 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
There is more than one accent for Arabic. Things aren't pronounced the same universally.
l337Ninja ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:07:50 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Well, Google Translate working with English phonetics isn't the best place to start. I haven't seen a source yet besides those citing G.Translate that claim that. A typo seems more likely.
iamveryniceipromise ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 14:12:06 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
More likely than the president quoting Arabic after his trip to Saudi Arabia with a phrase that would make perfect sense in context? I doubt it. I mean if he went on after that I would agree with you, or if it didn't fit in the context, but it seemed like that is what he meant.
randomthrowawayqew ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:41:53 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
If what you're saying is true, then why didn't he just write the actual Arabic word itself? Obviously you know Google Translate, so why not him(unless you want me to seriously believe he doesn't know how to use Google translate)?
Also, if it's just an Arabic translation(and a poor one at that), why would Sean Spicer say it's a secret code word? It's obviously not then.
iamveryniceipromise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:13:25 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I think he wanted to trick the media by putting it in a context that could make it look like a typo. And it being an Arabic word would fit Spicer's explanation.
randomthrowawayqew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:58:40 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna call Hitchen's Razor on that one and dismiss it as it as no evidence at all. You're basically making a "Trump is playing 45D chess" claim to make him sound smart instead of just admitting(as Trump himself did) that it was just a typo and nothing more. I'm also calling Occam's Razor on this one.
Lol no it doesn't. A word in another language is not a secret code word at all. If someone says "Hola" to someone else, are they speaking in code or are they speaking Spanish? This is a nonsensical argument.
By the way, if you don't want to seem like such an apologist and instead as an objective observer, maybe you should stop spamming the Google translate link everywhere and posting the same thing ad nauseum about a silly typo.
Beegrene ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:10 on June 2, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"Despite the negative I stand up"
That's the perfect sense? Did you hit your head recently?
iamveryniceipromise ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:08:33 on June 2, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Despite the negative press I stand up.
Titan_Uranus69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:29 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
If 'he' could let it go? Dude blinks too quickly and everyone loses their shit. 'He' should let it go? Bet he didnt think twice about it until it got about as much attention as the twin towers going down. Its fucking hilarious how deranged people are.
Trump supporters love it and are runnin with it, his haters just can't deal and reeeeeeeee. Like they do with everything he does.
mysticrudnin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:18 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
i'd say both supporters and dissenters have topics they let go and others they focus on despite not being important at all
people are going to be people
i don't think the two groups are actually treating this all that differently in most cases. it's funny to everyone, for different reasons perhaps
Titan_Uranus69 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:05:57 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Dude 24/7 covereage on covfefe? Its on par with 2 scoops of ice cream. Im australian and looking in from the outside the anti-trumpers (mainly the msm establishment and the zombies who believe the reality said msm projects) are completely deranged while the pro trumpers are havin the ride of their lives. I think hes a crack up. And when the opposition go full apeshit over crap like this it makes me laugh so hard i cry.
mysticrudnin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:30 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
what makes you think that the people who don't like trump aren't having a really fun time with this? or the people who don't care either way? why is one side cracking up funny while the other side cracking up is "going apeshit" ?
the 24 hour news cycle on nothing isn't new to trump or with trump
Titan_Uranus69 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:23:18 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Dude when it ends up getting to the point when a deranged liberal holds up u bloody severed head effigy of the president u know the opposition is deranged and could be called apeshit. That is essentially the culmination of irrationl hatred and i doubt thats fun.
Its beyond surreal. Just look at the countless anti trump subs. Its obsession or perhaps possesion tbh.
'We cant normalize a trump presidency' but hey lets normalise rabid frothing at the mouth violet hatred toward him and his family.
Yea both sides are apeshit? Fuck no bud, i would distance myself in every way shape or form from the liberal ideology.
Apeshit people come from all walks of life but liberals have adopted it as their platform for 2020. I wish them luck
mysticrudnin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:54 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
same shit different year man
did you miss the same things with obama? like yeah reddit wasn't really around the first time and skews liberal, but facebook was a riot, same as this time
Titan_Uranus69 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:11:51 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Oh yea exactly the same. U got a real honest grip of the situation.
mysticrudnin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:44 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
i mean, half my Facebook feed is complaining every day about the dumb thing the president did, how he's ruining the country and responsible for every bad thing, how they can't wait until he's gone. particularly adamant writers go down to how the president looks or speaks, looking for any way to disparage the man. then you've got the people clinging to every possible conspiracy regardless of how sensible or insane it is.
same exact shit as last time.
maybe a little different: fewer comparisons to satan and the antichrist this time around
DesiderataVix ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 11:38:20 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I swear Spicer is just taking the piss now.
Kaerhis ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 13:30:46 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
waiv ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:51:12 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I heard that was Trump.
GET_OUT_OF_MY_HEAD ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:20:50 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
They were having fun with it. Even the most evil people in the world still have a sense of humor.
VladimirTrumpin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:42:54 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
And they're both incredibly trustworthy individuals, right?
lemons230 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:56:25 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
He never denied it was a misspelling, he said that he and a few other people new what the president meant
ejkeebler ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:08:45 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Ok so he did misspell something either accidentally or on purpose. But the couple of people it was for know what it meant and no one else does... Got it...
lemons230 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:25:50 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
He misspelled accidentally, tweeted a joke trying to make clear he new it was an accident. Spicer then goes in to make a fool out of Trump by doubling down that it is a serious matter. This is why Spicer needs to be axed, he's too insecure about Trump to be taking on the media
delon123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:44 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Becauses "coverage" has an F in it
cheers_grills ยท 104 points ยท Posted at 10:16:52 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
meme magic
cargocultist94 ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 11:04:31 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I'm starting to have doubts about whether meme magic exists. I know it's impossible, but...
ArmenianNoTurkCoffee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:19 on June 2, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Synchronicity, dude. It's not a mystical thing.
paythetrolltokl ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 13:45:38 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure kek just comes from WoW...
cheers_grills ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:34:46 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
All acording to Keikaku.
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 10:45:36 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I thought his name was pepe
PraisethegodsofRage ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 10:53:41 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The cult of Pepe is kek which also happens to be an ancient Egyptian frog god of darkness/chaos.
cheers_grills ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 12:28:57 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kek_(mythology)
GeraldBWilsonJr ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:58:50 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
loled @ pop culture section
PatriotUkraine ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:28:19 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Now everything makes sense
boywiththedragontatt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:24:55 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Things change 'round these parts son.
GlassyEyes23 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 12:41:44 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Praise Kek!
GhengopelALPHA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:33:34 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Why stop there?!? There's clearly a message in that last pictograph! We must scan that code, view it in a hex editor, and then loop it in an audio program, and we shall surely hear the voice of our Divine Triumph!
Tired_as_Fuck_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:17:20 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It's great because most of the 'negative press' is just neutrally reporting shit he did. Everything he does just happens to be something really dumb.
cheers_grills ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:31:50 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"Anonymous source close to Trump" ain't neutral reporting.
Tired_as_Fuck_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:14:53 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I mean more "Trump shoves some prime minister at G7" or "Trump pulls out of climate deal" or "Trump puts son-in-law in govt position" or "None of trumps staff could find the light switches in White House meeting room, so they just have meetings in the dark".
More like BBC news and less like ... whatever America has for news.
[deleted] ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 11:11:58 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Our esteemed president who is not at all suffering from dementia tweeted out โDespite the constant negative press covfefe" at like 3:00am, apparently falling asleep or stroking out in the middle of it. The tweet stayed up for hours before being taken down. During this time, many jokes were made, mostly mediocre. The next morning the president tweeted what seemed to be a joke acknowledging his funny typo, and people were ready to move on.
However, later at Sean Spicer's press conference, Spicer stated that the meaning of the tweet was known "to the president and a select group of people." And while you would presume that was a joke (it would be a decent joke), if you listen to the audio Spicer was dead serious -- it seems the White House line is now not that the president made a typo, but that this is a real word that he totally meant to type.
iamveryniceipromise ยท -18 points ยท Posted at 13:02:12 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Actually it seems like he made a fool of you
THE_MAGIC_OF_REALITY ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 14:16:32 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Except that's not how it's spelled or spoken. You're really grasping at straws.
iamveryniceipromise ยท -13 points ยท Posted at 14:18:39 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It can be spoken like that.
randomthrowawayqew ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 14:37:29 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Not by anyone that actually knows Arabic.
JonnyPerk ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:51:27 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I think Donald Trump doesn't fall into that category.
iamveryniceipromise ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 15:11:29 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Anyone who knows any language knows that there is more than one way to pronounce things, they are called accents.
randomthrowawayqew ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:47:27 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Arabic doesn't have accents in that way. Arabic is a much more gutteral language, and the way someone says each letter is similar, even if their overall tone is different. In this video, you can here the difference between each accent, but the letters themselves (alif, baa, thaa, etc.) have the same pronunciation. Even so, that difference is only heard when speaking not when typing. If he actually meant the Arabic word, he would have either wrote the Arabic itself or the correct spelling, which is sawf 'aqaf.
iamveryniceipromise ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:09 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It does have accents that way, the same as any other language.
Beegrene ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:51:02 on June 2, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Since you're clearly such an expert on the Arabic language, surely you'd have no trouble pinpointing exactly which accent pronounces it like that.
Keegan320 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:25 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You really honestly think he meant to do that?
iamveryniceipromise ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:26:54 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I think it would be a pretty big coincidence that right after he comes back from Saudi Arabia he would randomly put garbled up text and an abrupt stop when that text translates in Arabic to something that makes perfect sense in context.
Keegan320 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:16:52 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
That's actually a somewhat convincing angle that I hadn't considered. You have me pondering about it. It would have made more sense to put the space and apostrophe in though if that's what he meant, I don't understand why he'd be so cryptic. That's never been his style before.
Its-a-emmy ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 10:27:11 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
People and the news have to much free time and focus on typos instead of actual news.
klutchbear ยท 91 points ยท Posted at 11:41:18 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
*too
Bober620 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 12:43:50 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
All i have to do is correct people to get gold? I've been going about this the wrong way!
LkMMoDC ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:23:15 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
*I
Bober620 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:18:34 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
God damn it.
jatjqtjat ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 12:41:36 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
its news because the press secretary of the United States said it has a secret meaning that only a few will understand. Trump tweeted a follow up also imply it was not a typo.
They are fucking with us. But i guess getting fucked with is still news worthy
ieatass2 ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 13:39:33 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
what do you expect? everyone is connected and has inferiority/superiority complexes to fulfill. I hate humanity so much I want to blow my brains out most days now. Someday.
Hahax50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:29:57 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This apparently.
https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/6eie83/praise_kek_covfefe
Mii_IRL ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:44:55 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Use Google.
ieatass2 ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 13:35:23 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Millenials have resorted to ridicule typos to make arguments about superiority or whatever.
THE_MAGIC_OF_REALITY ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:17:22 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
So just like Trumpettes did with Obama?
iamveryniceipromise ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 13:02:47 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Trump tricked all his opposition
ashrasmun ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 11:13:32 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Trump writes something that makes zero sense -> people catch it up.
murphykills ยท 54 points ยท Posted at 10:07:23 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
should've put the chest poof on top of the head.
[deleted] ยท 367 points ยท Posted at 08:49:59 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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cheers_grills ยท 714 points ยท Posted at 10:07:18 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/a/nKwgK
ArmouredDuck ยท 404 points ยท Posted at 10:21:52 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I have lost the ability to know if these people support Trump legitimately or are just trolling the entire planet.
statictonality ยท 295 points ยท Posted at 10:26:44 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I don't even think they know anymore.
H4xolotl ยท 164 points ยท Posted at 10:33:15 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Here's Trump's eventual reply to the stuffup
Matt1128jr ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 10:36:12 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Well reddit figures it out lol
AlphaLurker ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 12:22:49 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Someone just tattooed the word on her arm. Dafuq?
[deleted] ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 11:26:45 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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sorry_but ยท 106 points ยท Posted at 11:32:02 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
No he hasn't. Sean Spicer on the tweet:
ThatsNotHowEconWorks ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 11:54:41 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
lol really?
Unidangoofed ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 12:01:00 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Le 19D snakes and ladders, us mere mortals can't understand his thought process!
[deleted] ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 12:12:34 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
That sounds like a joke too.
[deleted] ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 12:35:26 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Listen to the audio -- he's dead serious.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 12:46:12 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Dang, sounds like something did happen instead.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 12:51:31 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I can think of two possibilities:
1) Trump fell asleep mid-Tweet and sent out a half-finished message with a typo, got angry that everyone was making fun of him, and instructed Spicer to pretend it was intentional;
2) Trump fell asleep mid-Tweet and sent out a half-finished message with a typo, but because Sean Spicer is terrified of upsetting Trump, shell-shocked and exhausted, and hadn't been given specific instructions, he pretended it was intentional.
Rudirs ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:44:34 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What is he repeating there? Blank, Blake?
Lieutenant_Rans ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:08:58 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Blake. One of the press pool reporters that Spicer picked for the next question. I'm guessing Blake Burman at Fox Business News
Rudirs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:25:00 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Sweet, thank you
hinowisaybye ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:52:20 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Just a little humility, that's all I want. You know, some reasonable attempt to admit mistakes. Apparently that's asking to much from Trump's administration.
Nosam_T ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:25:33 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Can someone please get me out of this cartoon version of reality.
paythetrolltokl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:49:43 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Is the whole country just a joke now? A journalist legitimately asking "what is covfefe?!" Oh my.
THE_MAGIC_OF_REALITY ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:19:53 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Uh, would you not say it's reasonable to ask what it means when the president tweets it out?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:13:02 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
That was a statement made on behalf of the People of the United States of America by the Office of the President.
Yes, we have a right to know what the fuck it meant, or if it was an error, have that error confirmed (as well as an explanation as to why the error was allowed to sit uncorrected for so long). That man is our employee, and there is no frivolous statement from the American presidency.
cheers_grills ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:34:08 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The first shitposting president of the USA is going to really make you mad, doesn't he?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:35:44 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Of course I'm furious. A belligerent, cruel moron, backed by an army of spineless enablers, is squandering credibility and expertise that took centuries to build, and pursuing plans that endanger our security and will hurt or kill millions of my countrymen.
We will be spending decades repairing the damage from this, if our nation isn't irreparably harmed. It enrages me that the safety, security, and well-being of a nation my family has been in for 400 years is a fucking joke to people like you.
Krasivij ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 14:21:28 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You do realize it's possible to tell jokes without changing your tone of voice or laughing throughout, right? Are you on the spectrum?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:01:47 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
How many deadpan jokes have you ever heard from Sean Spicer, versus how many shameless, easily disprovable lies?
DasBoots ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:01:08 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Honestly at this point I think Spicer just sucks at his job. I hate Trump but he made a dumb but harmless tweet, laughed it off, we meme'd it up and that's the end of it. He does a lot of things more frightening and less hilarious than covfefe
Beegrene ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:08 on June 2, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Spicer has the hardest job in the world. He has to make Trump's incoherent ramblings seem smart.
[deleted] ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 13:40:22 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It's that you all fell for his biggest troll of all time.
Agree or disagree with him, he's a genius while the MSM is made of a bunch of fools who can't shut up about being upset he's the POTUS.
THE_MAGIC_OF_REALITY ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:21:19 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Or maybe he's an incompetent asshole and all the media is doing is reporting what he says and does. Are you going to try to claim the media is at fault for this too? Because that's what another Trumpette is doing above, and it's quite entertaining.
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 14:31:52 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
If he's an incompetent asshole, how did he get as far as being the POTUS? Please, be serious, he's done a way better job than that wicked asshole of Clinton. And the MSM is despicable and is progressively undoing the little bit of left wing that was left in me. And that's not an endorsment to him, it's pure objectivity because you can't unsee how insane the media and the modern left wing is (unless you're a sjw).
THE_MAGIC_OF_REALITY ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:44:24 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Because of nut jobs like you, who perform all sorts of mental gymnastics to justify what he's doing. Have you actually looked at what he's done when he isn't playing golf? Go look at what he's done and tell me he's doing a good job. ISPs spying, no net neutrality, pulling out of the Paris climate agreements, bombing Syria, and through it all lying to the American people. What a great president!
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:55:15 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Well, have fun being a SJW, then.
THE_MAGIC_OF_REALITY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:56:37 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Typical Trumpette. Realize you can't justify what he's doing, so you just resort to calling names.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:14:19 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I want because arguing with a someone like you is like playing chess with a pidgeon. Stop reading MSM. Also:
Because of nut jobs like you <-- you.
THE_MAGIC_OF_REALITY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:17:10 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You don't want to play me in 16D underwater upside down laser chess?
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:17:33 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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zyl0x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:14:51 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Only presidents I like are allowed to make jokes on twitter!
Tired_as_Fuck_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:21:25 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Half of them (at least) can barely read or write, judging by that /r/dataisbeautiful post of "most misspelled words by state". Many bottom-right states had very basic 4-letter words as their problem word.
[deleted] ยท -16 points ยท Posted at 10:39:42 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Oh no we support him legitimately. This kind of stuff makes me love him a little more tbh
xxx_Jenna ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 10:51:19 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Shit happens. I like him.
letsjustsee ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 10:42:46 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I think he's an imbecile and this made me a tad more sympathetic because it's the sort of mistake I would make
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 10:44:48 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, it was a simple typo, but he kinda rolled with it and made it the funniest shit on earth
Johnny_Stooge ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:33:55 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Spicey didn't roll with it. He doubled down like usual and made it out to be intentional. Which is clearly a load of bullshit.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:49:06 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't mean Spicer, I said Trump rolled with it. And who knows, it could've been intentional! The media covered it all day yesterday and by proxy broadcasted his tweets to the masses.
hatramroany ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:40:34 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You realize Spicer is literally Trump's spokesperson?
Redbellyrobin ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:36:26 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Spicer said what to make it sound intentional?
Johnny_Stooge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:44:28 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
When asked if it was a typo he said "no" and that "the president and a small group of people knew exactly what he meant".
http://www.news.com.au/finance/work/leaders/white-house-press-secretary-sean-spicer-explains-trumps-covfefe-tweet/news-story/cce19c71431864b362994dec1a2302aa
Redbellyrobin ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:10:00 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
He never said "no"
He said that Trumps close advisors know what the typo meant.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 10:49:15 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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SpicyWhizkers ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 11:00:13 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Since when was something completely subjective as humor have to do with someone's age?
ArmouredDuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:04:02 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
While I dont agree with calling him 9, kids find plenty of shit funny that adults simply wouldnt.
[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 11:02:56 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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iReIevantUsername ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:04:03 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
That's not even relevant
letsjustsee ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 10:58:59 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"Convfefe" is a legitimately funny word
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:15:58 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
but it's not a word
socjcksjdhcoeuwydhaoajg isn't a word either
letsjustsee ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 11:28:48 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Come on...convfefe doesn't amuse you?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:50:40 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
oh it does
too bad it came from my president...
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 11:56:38 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:32:37 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
A conversion from Arabic to the English sounds is not quite an excuse
also youre missing an 'n'
and spacing
and punctuation
Slender02 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 11:09:10 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, we like him. He's a pretty l i t dude
AbsoluteZer0_II ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 10:25:16 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I think some have regrets but don't want to be subjected to the dreaded "I told you so" treatment by their non-Trump friends, so they just bite the bullet and play along
WhatThePenis ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 11:29:23 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I got to a point where I wondered why the fuck I was trying to defend Trump. Then I realized it was because I didn't want to indirectly admit I was wrong (as I voted for him). When I finally admitted to my friend that I fucked up and was a part of the problem, it was a weight off of my chest.
ZeiglerJaguar ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 13:10:57 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I'm glad to hear this, because I think it's a point that a lot of people may eventually get to -- the realization that it's a lot more pleasant (and more sane) to call out and mock his bullshit instead of trying to torture some pretend logic into it.
I'm not a fan of people who harass, shame, and demand penance from former Trump supporters. It's difficult to break free of cult thinking, and I think people who have gotten out should be given the same support we give ex-Scientologists and other escapees.
It also takes bravery to admit an error, I think -- I made the same one when I voted Rauner for Illinois governor, just because I wanted some kind of change. So, good on ya.
QuasarSandwich ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 11:02:22 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, this seems very probable to me - though sadly I think the number of people in that position is still dwarfed by the number who remain solid and vocal supporters of Trump and buy into all the bullshit. You don't have to spend too much time here on Reddit to encounter plenty who fit that description too - and I mean without going over to T_D or other places where they hang out, like r/holocaust.
AbsoluteZer0_II ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:06:13 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Give it time. Unless the vocal supporters are completely out of touch with reality and decide to stay that way, they'll come around. All it takes is for Trump to screw up something near and dear to them and then shit'll hit the fan. That's probably being optimistic though, there are likely a lot of people who would die before they see Trump impeached or worse
QuasarSandwich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:30:27 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Let's hope they don't have to.
Knives4Bullets ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 10:41:43 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Was a Trump supporter, can confirm.
Ravenman2423 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:44:59 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
We're glad you made the switch. Also, we told you so. /s
Knives4Bullets ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 10:46:50 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I'm stubborn though, so for avoiding "Told you so" replies by friends I just either try to avoid the topic or say how horrible Clinton would be.
(Honestly, the last two candidates were both terrible. Should have elected a stray cat instead.)
dragon-storyteller ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 10:52:10 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Do you want a civil war? Because that's how you get a civil war. "Amuse me, human worms!"
AbsoluteZer0_II ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 10:50:54 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Hell, Bernie would've been a much better candidate if Hillary didn't have Super PACs and more support from the Democrats, but let's face it this entire election was nothing shy of a complete shit show
froa_whey ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 11:27:00 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I find this so interesting. You watched Obama struggle to pass some seriously watered down versions of bills he wanted, just to get them past Congress, but you think somehow Bernie would slay Congress somehow and change everything? At best Bernie would be exactly what he is today, a voice for change with no real impact.
ArmouredDuck ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:30:50 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Better half steps forward than leaps backwards. Or no change at all with Clinton.
froa_whey ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 11:38:28 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Bernie would have meant no steps forward though. If Obama had to fight tooth and nail for minimal changes to healthcare, what hope would Bernie have had in demanding universal healthcare? NONE. I what world did you think a Republican owned house, senate, etc would approve that? As much as I and, I imagine, millions of people wish that could happen... a president doesn't get to decide that everything they want be made a reality.
BoobieBoobieButtButt ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 10:58:44 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
If you don't think Clinton would have been better you learned nothing from this. Both parties suck but that doesn't mean they suck in equal ways, and it sure as hell doesn't mean you should just elect the worst choice.0
QuasarSandwich ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 11:11:40 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It's really puzzling how these basic facts haven't yet sunk in for many people. Even during the election, from an outsider's perspective, the difference between the two candidates in terms of competence was staggeringly stark - it will never cease to amaze me and many millions of others how this was even a competition, let alone ended in a Trump victory - but now we've had a few months of Trump and are able to see just how inconceivably terrible a president he really is, the fact that a host of people are still flying the "Hillary would have been worse" flag is just mind-boggling. Like, pretty much nobody on Earth would have been worse than Trump. The disinterred genitals of John Wayne Gacy would have been better. An urn containing the sodden ashes of Osama bin Laden would have been better. It really is a tragic farce beyond the nightmares of everyone except the pro-Trump diehards who will never accept they've made a mistake, not even if God him/herself steps out from behind the clouds, zaps Trump mid-speech and tells everyone they need to clear this shit up right now.
FlamingNipplesOfFire ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 16:40:59 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Compare hillary who had bills two years in the making and immense foreign policy experience to a guy who has never gotten a bill passed and no foreign policy experience.
It's really simple.
tenpoundshark ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 10:58:06 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Fake
Can smell a Hill-Shill in disguise from a mile away
Don't you have another DNC convention to rig?
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:10:36 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Agreed. These morons literally think we don't support trump anymore because he typed covfefe. All while calling us delusional.
But wait! Does bernie have a chance?
PossumAttack ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:06:49 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think, at any point in time since the topic came about (so, like, a day?), I've seen anyone literally think that's the reason a number of people have quit supporting him.
Kyoraki ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 10:45:36 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
People play along because normally Trump supporters end up getting punched for 'being a Nazi', or nearly killed by some nutty liberal arts prof with a bike lock.
AbsoluteZer0_II ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:48:09 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
When I said play along, I meant that they had buyer's remorse with Trump but didn't want to come off that way so they keep acting like Trump's the second-coming of Jesus or something. Although a nutty prof. with a bike lock is a good reason to hide your allegiance
Kyoraki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:58:20 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Why would people have buyers remorse? People knew what he was going to do when they voted for him, and that's exactly what he has been doing.
We had this same 'buyers remorse' fake news story over Brexit too, despite every poll showing support growing exponentially for leaving the EU. Pay it no heed.
AbsoluteZer0_II ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:02:42 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I just think some people didn't actually realize what they were getting in to, probably tuned out some of his issues or bad ideas during the campaign and after he was officially in office it hit them like a freight train. That or some people voted for him as a joke and they're sick of the punchline already
Kyoraki ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:36:05 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What makes you think that though? It seems more like wishful thinking more than anything else. There's no evidence to suggest anyone 'regrets' voting for Trump, same as Brexit. It's fake news lad.
AbsoluteZer0_II ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:11:44 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Trust me, I have friends that voted for Trump "for the lulz" as they put it and now they're realizing that they screwed up. Plus it's not impossible to imagine someone got caught up in Trump's rhetoric at the beginning and finally started seeing past that. People's thoughts and opinions aren't always set in stone, there's always something that can change them
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 10:33:18 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I'm starting to see it's not just trolls who support Trump, but that not giving a fuck amounts to the same thing as pretending to care.
00Koch00 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:25:02 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Yes
weedareone ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:37:28 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Oh no he mispelled coverage!!! IMPEACH REEEEE
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:36:25 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It's more his refusal to admit he made a mistake and forcing his press secretary to tell the ridiculous lie that it was on purpose
LuniWin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:01:14 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Meme Magic is real, just accept it.
Pickel_Weasel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:59 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
We love Trump and when a spelling error on a tweet can dominate the entire news media cycle for 24 hours it's not very hard to troll the entire planet.
Consider that while there are actual world events happening that deserve coverage such as ISIS activity in the Philippines or car bombs exploding in Kabul only 10 minutes before that tweet was sent, no one in the media wanted to talk about anything but this single tweet because it had a typo.
R3belZebra ยท -10 points ยท Posted at 10:33:10 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
REDDIT LOGIC
Trump has a typo in his tweet
You: We'll be speaking Russian in a year.
ThanosDidNothinWrong ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 10:43:57 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
did he say that?
ArmouredDuck ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 11:02:17 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I tried to but I typod and got what I wrote instead, mb.
ThanosDidNothinWrong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:40:28 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
the keys are like right next to each other
R3belZebra ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 13:41:36 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Look at this idiot. What an idiot.
LordStormfire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:04:34 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
REDDIT LOGIC
Redditor makes a comment.
You: (randomly fabricating a quote that has nothing to do with OP's comment and just blows an opinion he didn't even claim to have out of proportion) hur durp hur
R3belZebra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:02:08 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Is there ANY way you could possibly be more upset.
LordStormfire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:30:40 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Is there ANY way you could possibly be less self-aware.
R3belZebra ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:40:43 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
That post couldn't be more perfect if you tried
LordStormfire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:53:39 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Okay, well I'm sorry that we argued. Honestly.
When I read your original comment, I felt that it wasn't really relevant to what OP was saying, and misrepresented his or her point. I attempted to demonstrate that in a slightly humorous way, which obviously didn't work too well. I clearly misjudged the situation, and for that I apologise.
R3belZebra ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:55:04 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Now give me your lunch money
anothga ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:34:49 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Why not both?
tenpoundshark ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 10:57:37 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It's a Yiddish term for going to bed. He's trolling you.
You have Trump Derangment Syndrome.
Redbellyrobin ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 11:41:15 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Because he wasn't Hillary. Hillary had a pretty long track record of incompetence and scandal(s). If a simple typo is what makes you dislike a president then you should probably rethink your life and values.
jacobs0n ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:27:13 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This is untapped meme goldmine
Dogelbert ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 10:54:39 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It all makes sense now...
zace00 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 10:18:32 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
lol wft! That's so dumb it's awesome.
Unidangoofed ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 12:01:23 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
WHAT FUCK THE
Sharrakor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:53:31 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What fhe thuck?!
djmor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:42:01 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
LOL WHAT FUCK TRUMP!
salocin097 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:15:15 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
/u/zace00 and a small group of people know exactly what he meant.
Beegrene ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:32 on June 2, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Goddamn definite articles. Ruining everything, that's what they do.
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 10:29:12 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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Cojobe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:38:30 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Oh
trdef ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 10:26:02 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I really don't get the 2nd image. Do people find that funny?
nusyahus ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 11:36:44 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah. When you're 13
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:56:18 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Heathen. Kek is the true God.
trdef ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:37:38 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Urban Dictionary tells me this.
Kek is an ancient Egyptian god adopted by 4chan and anonymous Represented by the meme Pepe the frog and used in a new form of Chaos Magick called Meme Magic His song is Shadilay - it is written in the Kekronomicon
Powerful enough to elect Donald Trump (see also : Cult of Kek)(see also Meme War)
KKK
KEK
KKK
Super duper funny.... Oh wait, it's just 100% random crap that means nothing.
The_Venerable_Swede ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:52:44 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It means something as much as traditional religion means something. Just a series of coincidences strung into a narrative.
Honestly, I applaud their creativity in their collective delusion, as should you.
kentathon ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 10:35:01 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I still don't understand how this is news.
It's fairly obvious to anyone with half a brain that he accidentally sent whatever it was he wanted to say before it was half way done.
celsiusnarhwal ยท 54 points ยท Posted at 10:43:20 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It's not really news, it's just funny.
A_Wizzerd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:17:08 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
JAPE NEWS! RAD!
ZealouslyTL ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 10:39:56 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It's symptomatic that the administration, most notably his press secretary, then passed it off as intentional and acting as though "certain people know what it means" - like, really?
Factsuvlife ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:35:30 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah but aren't you doing a lot of assuming here?
Like sure, it could have been a gaff, but the only official word we have is there is a real meaning behind it.
Everything else is hearsay from people assuming.
Kyoraki ยท -15 points ยท Posted at 10:46:42 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It's called a sense of humour, and all the people freaking out are the punchline.
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 10:58:21 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
He implied it was an inside joke between the white house staff and some friends
Jesus_marley ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 11:07:43 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Given the rabid reaction the tweet has received, I've no doubt that it's an inside joke. The joke being to see just how foamy the rabids can get.
EDIT: Uh oh. Someones getting salty.
mysticrudnin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:20:49 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
that's funny too
no matter how you look at it it's funny
OPsuxdick ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 11:00:59 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I think you're giving Trump way too much credit. He never admits wrong doing. Joke or not.
Silly_Balls ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 11:01:14 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Nope, It's called a dumbass 71 year old grandpa, who should probably put down his fucking phone, and go to bed. I'm waiting for the day Trump mistakes Twitter for Google and posts: "Black chicks with yuge dicks"
Privateer781 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:44:58 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Yikes.
ratguy ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 10:54:19 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It's not just that he sent a tweet with a nonsensical word, but that it went unedited for 5-6 hours. Sure, everyone makes mistakes like this from time to time, but we usually read our post and then immediately correct any errors. This one just sat for ages before he finally deleted it. This led to much speculation. Did he fall asleep? Did someone grab his phone off him? Did he have stroke?
appledragon127 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:56:59 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Or maybe he's 70 and dosent recheck his tweets every 20 mins like a kid with adhd
mjr2015 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 11:05:58 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Trump tweet tracker has him at nearly 35000 tweets total, so he atleast checks it very often
appledragon127 ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 11:23:19 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
well his account is 8 and a half years old so that averages out to about 11 tweets a day, given that people usually and easily can do 2-6 tweets in succession thats him checking his twitter only a few times a day, and given that he tweeted at midnight this is a retarded story
ratguy ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:09:02 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe you should start rechecking yours?
Pickel_Weasel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:59 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Oh you mean you think the big news channels should report actual news and not spend days on end blabbering about Trump tweets? That's a fantasy world
_its_a_SWEATER_ ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:55:24 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Top kek.
James_Russells ยท 183 points ยท Posted at 10:14:02 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Trump made a typo while tweeting.
It's been the top story on CNN for 11 hours straight and impeachment papers are being drawn up as we speak.
Abraham7889 ยท 69 points ยท Posted at 10:27:09 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I agree that it was kinda dumb how big of a story it became but it's still really funny, not even the typo but the fact that he only tweeted half a sentence and then left it up for so long
AlesioRFM ยท 82 points ยท Posted at 10:19:16 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
If the president can't admit he made a typo it speaks volumes about the size of his ego
[deleted] ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 10:29:48 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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patrickmurphyphoto ยท 87 points ยท Posted at 10:40:10 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"The president and a small group of people know exactly what he meant," - Sean Spicer Source
HeroOfStorms ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 10:58:58 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, he meant coverage. What comes after that I have no idea.
layziegtp ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 12:09:19 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
A nap, obviously.
GhengopelALPHA ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:05:14 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"Despite the constant negative press coverage... I am actually a very bad person and I made a huge mistake running for office. MASA"
Pickel_Weasel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:56 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You are literally being trolled by repeating that as if this is so completely serious and there's no way that was ALSO a joke
patrickmurphyphoto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:52 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
ah I didn't realize official press briefings were stand up comedy now.
Pickel_Weasel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:02 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The real joke is the sorry excuse for reporters in those things that spout nonsense as loud as they can
Beegrene ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:57:55 on June 2, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Sure, pal. It's the reporters spouting nonsense at white house press briefings.
mellanschnaps ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 10:51:54 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It must be cool to have a head of state whose words you have to interpret in order to make sense of his meaning.
Is it true that Trump is for Americans a bit like Buddha in the Far East or Jesus in Europe?
AlesioRFM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:40:26 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ir9Ao4h2faY
HamSammich45 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:39:00 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It took me too long to realize that the picture of Sean wasn't a video.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:53:21 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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oonniioonn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:02:26 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
He's saying "Blake", as in one of the reporters' names.
SoulsBorNioh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:05:48 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Wow! I have no idea how that sounded like "like" to me!
richt519 ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 10:58:15 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
That's not what his press secretary said.
Doesthings_withstuff ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 10:46:56 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
If a misspelled tweet is important enough to talk about, it speaks volumes about our priorities.
Pretty sure everyone on Twitter has misspelled something a time or two. This is the most vapid bullshit we could possibly be talking about regarding Trump.
For anyone who really hates trump, or at least truly thinks our country would be better off without him, let me give you some free advice. Stop watching late night TV. Stop caring about every little insignificant mistake he makes.
Call the man out on issues you think he's wrong about politically. Be relentless. But for the love of God, no one will care what you have to say if they've also heard you complain about the man's misspelled words.
Edit: look, to those trying to justify the fact that we're talking about this; this is not important. I personally think trump has no business on Twitter. At the same time though, there's absolutely no reason why he should need to respond to anyone criticising his accidental error in a tweet.
I heard the spicer response, "people know what he meant" which is being read into to mean he's using some secret form of communication, when it's pretty clear he just meant ~"you already know it was an error, and if you're not an idiot, you can probably guess what it was supposed to say."
AlesioRFM ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 10:51:36 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It's been talked this much mostly because it's a meme, I don't think many people take this whole thing seriously or at least I hope so
Lieutenant_Rans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:13:27 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah for me it's funny. The whole BS spin from Spicer has made it doubly so
biophys00 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 11:09:22 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What if I told you it was possible to call him out on issues, be relentless, and still laugh at an absurd tweet that seems to have occurred as someone yanked the phone out of his hand mid-sentence or he fell asleep on the phone mid-tweet?
Doesthings_withstuff ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:09:08 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It is funny. Especially with the picture you paint.
I'm not saying we can't laugh about it. It doesn't belong on the news though. How are we supposed to take real allegations seriously when the same publication has a 10 paragraph article about how the president made normal mistake. A mistake that pretty much everyone has made or will make. A mistake that has nothing to do with anything news outlets should be talking about.
During a time when there's plenty of actual news to report? Why? Ratings.
OrionActual ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:28:02 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The main point is that even after the tweet gained widespread coverage, neither Trump nor his staff had even the tiny shred of maturity to admit it was a typo. Instead, we get Spicy saying it's a codeword and 45 acting as if he meant to do it (in the least convincing way possible). It's symptomatic of this administration - and if his ego prevents him from even admitting to typos, what happens when he needs to put it aside for something actually important?
Dat_grammar_tho ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 14:02:25 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Listen to Sean Spicer saying it, he was dead serious. He meant in now way "you all know what he wanted to say". https://youtu.be/dStts1kFrNU?t=24
Doesthings_withstuff ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:31:10 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
yes, that is indeed the same audio clip I heard.
If you'll humor me. Based on the tweet itself, and spicers brief comment on it, what do you think the tweet meant? Do you think he made a typo, or was he using twitter to covertly communicate with someone? Something else?
Dat_grammar_tho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:50 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Of course he made a typo. He probably meant "despite the negative press coverage, I did blablabla and that's good for USA".
However I don't see how what I think Trump meant is relevant to the explanation Spicer gave.
Doesthings_withstuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:22 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
So you'd say that you do know what he meant?
Dat_grammar_tho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:14 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I just answered this exact question, don't be ridiculous.
KigurumiMajin ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 10:27:08 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Ohh, was he supposed to issue an emergency White House briefing announcing he misspelled a word?
He already deleted the tweet the next morning, what more should he do, make a public apology for typing the wrong letters?
TheHitchHiker517 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 10:30:15 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
He denies that it's a typo though.
KigurumiMajin ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 10:32:24 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
No, he made a joke about the 12 hour media frenzy by pretending it was a mysterious code.
Stop autistically taking every statement he makes literally when he's clearly being facetious.
AlesioRFM ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 10:38:26 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"The president and a small group of people know exactly what he meant," Spicer's words
KigurumiMajin ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 10:46:28 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Apparently Spicer was right, only a small group of people realize that Trump was talking about media coverage, and not trying to summon Satanic deities over the internet.
oonniioonn ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 11:03:35 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I was starting to think I was the only one who caught that.
AlesioRFM ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 10:53:01 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You're really stretching the meaning of that sentence
EDIT: Does this sound like satire?
KigurumiMajin ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 10:56:00 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Ironic comment coming from somebody trying to explain how a typo on Twitter is part of a pattern of erratic behavior suggesting Trump is unfit for the presidency.
AlesioRFM ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:57:43 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I never said any of those things. I just said that he has a big ego if he can't admit to making a mistake
morerokk ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 11:03:32 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
If he had apologized, CNN would probably run headlines like "TRUMP ADMITS TO BEING DUMB!! IMPEACHMENT ANY DAY NOW!". Instead, he trolled the media. And it's working.
AlesioRFM ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:09:01 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
So Trump's decisions are influenced by what the CNN will think of him?
Even if he did decide to troll the media, How old is he? 16? The president shouldn't "troll" people, he should be as clear as possible in any communication with the public
morerokk ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:11:29 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
If that "decision" is simply one tweet that takes 5 minutes, and will provide endless entertainment? Yes.
To say that a president should ignore how the people feel, would be downright stupid.
[deleted] ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 10:39:03 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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KigurumiMajin ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 10:47:30 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Apparently not, because it truly seems like only a small group of people can comprehend that Trump made a typo.
LMAO.
Brarsh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:39:05 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
When in reality it's a handful of people in powerful positions who can't comprehend that he made a typo or ever does anything wrong.
Kyoraki ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 10:49:56 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Obviously, yes. It's a joke, and you're the punchline.
Gearski ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 11:56:08 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It's "I stand up" in Arabic, so even though it was a mistake hilariously it still works.
"Despite the negative press, I stand up."
edit: such butthurt over this, take a break from your blind hatred to appreciate a funny coincidence.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 13:01:01 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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AlesioRFM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:28:17 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
That's true it's possible that Spicer didn't want to admit it, but why?
hojunjie1 ยท -12 points ยท Posted at 10:24:15 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Agreed
hojunjie1 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:47:09 on June 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Wew, those who downvoted are basically trump's supporters.
tomatoaway ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 10:20:00 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The anti-trump press really bug me out.
Yes he's a creep, yes he's a socially inept douchebag. Can we focus on his fucked up policies, rather than his character?
Its-a-emmy ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 10:26:02 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Surely there's better things to report on then typos for God's sake!
Kyoraki ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 10:51:19 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, like how many scoops of ice cream Trump has at dinner, or how he eats KFC!
tomatoaway ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 10:30:59 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Up to about a year ago, I used to believe in the people. I used to believe that everyone should have a say in who they elect to represent them and that through mass unity we can progress as a species.
Now I think that the old institutions that have ruled us for so long did so because not only are the people utter idiots when it comes to knowing what's best for them, but they're completely 100% willing to be misled by any idiot that shouts the loudest.
Sure the old institutions were corrupt, but they provided stability and change was a slow iterative process, rather than a fast unbalancing force of chaos.
QuasarSandwich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:23:46 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty sad when that happens, eh? I speak from experience... I think it's easier to go through that disillusionment process here in the UK because, generally, the illusions aren't reinforced as vigorously as they are in America, from birth to grave; nevertheless the principle is the same.
Have you read the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy books? Douglas Adams' satire regarding the nature of leadership and the charade/circus that is the presidency (in that case, the galactic presidency but the subtext is obvious) has never been more relevant IMO. We've talked a lot about the pertinence of Nineteen Eighty-Four recently but I think Adams also has a lot to teach us right now...
tomatoaway ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:37:15 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
UK are a broken people. They do not expect anything to change, even when the opportunity is hanging right there in front of them.
I know who I'm voting this election, but damned if it'll do anything.
QuasarSandwich ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:55:19 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It certainly won't for me: my constituency is a nailed-on Tory seat. My vote is literally worthless.
tomatoaway ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:13:41 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
raises glass
to british democracy! may we all be forever horrificly under-represented!
pikpikcarrotmon ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 10:31:17 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, it's like walking up to a smorgasbord and being told you only can take one plate of food. Where do you even start?
KigurumiMajin ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 10:35:49 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Hmm, let's start with the obvious typos made at 12 AM that literally everybody who's ever used a keyboard has made.
mysticrudnin ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 11:22:37 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
i'm gonna go with phone here, this is a VERY unlikely keyboard typo
pikpikcarrotmon ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:42:03 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Why is the president of the USA tweeting about negative press at 12 AM, gibberish or not? You're just seeing a whole lot of people throw in the towel on this one. The whole thing is a bunch of silly nonsense, but that's exactly the point.
KigurumiMajin ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 10:49:55 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Ohh, does being president mean you can't use the internet until your term is up now?
Does that extend to YouTube too, or is this a policy specific to Twitter?
Trump was probably tweeting because he thinks it's fun and wanted to do it before he went to bed for the night.
What a MONSTER!
pikpikcarrotmon ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 11:08:13 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
He's perfectly free to use the internet as he pleases, but when he posts on social media using his account, he's doing so as a representative of the United States.. because he's the president. Of the United States. He's not your dad. He's not your barbecue buddy. He's the leader of the free world, and he - and all presidents - should be held to a higher standard.
Sending out grouchy tweets about bad press while you sit on the crapper at 12 AM is not presidential behavior. Is it ridiculous that everyone is throwing a tantrum over a dumb typo? Yes. But what you're seeing is an exasperated country throwing up their hands and giving into the ridiculousness perpetuated by a thoroughly absurd man. It's not this tweet. It's all the tweets.
KigurumiMajin ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 11:14:44 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Okay, so you do think he should be restricted from the internet until his presidency ends.
Maybe you're right, having hobbies is just a distraction from the office. Apart from sleep and meal breaks, he should be working around the clock.
pikpikcarrotmon ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 11:18:02 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I guess since you aren't actually reading what I write, there's no point in continuing.
KigurumiMajin ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 11:23:02 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
ๆใ ใฏ่ฒดๆงใซ็ฌใฃใฆใใใฃใฆใใ๏ผ๏ผ๏ผ๏ผ๏ผ๏ผ๏ผ๏ผ๏ผ๏ผ๏ผ
krucen ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 11:49:22 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
An "obvious typo" would be something like spelling 'camp' as 'vamp', not spelling it as 'cagugu'. His history of errors in both spelling and grammar point to a lack of intelligence rather than some sort of finger slippage. Although I do love how unpresidented and honerable he is. Please Trump, I'm tired of all this onening.
KigurumiMajin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:52:05 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
LMAO, honerable and onening.
Wow, bro, I hope you were being ironic.
Otherwise your history of errors in both spelling and grammar point to a lack of intelligence rather than some sort of finger slippage.
krucen ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:56:00 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Damn, you're brilliant.
I'm just using alternate spelling that the God Emperor has previously used, are you calling Trump unintelligent?
KigurumiMajin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:11:09 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Ohh, so you've memorized the exact typos he's made while he was tweeting??
No wonder everybody is making fun of you.
krucen ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:16:05 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
When you have a fully functioning brain memorizing things shouldn't be hard, nice deflection though. I hope for your sake that you were trolling by pretending to believe that said errors were mine.
KigurumiMajin ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:17:26 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
So you admit that you MEMORIZED TRUMP'S EXACT TYPOS!
LMAO. So sad and pitiful. How completely embarrassing for you to have to admit that.
krucen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:44:58 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
There you go again with the deflection, this time done so with liberal use of the caps lock in addition to your traditional bold. That said, I don't see why having a decent memory would be embarrassing.
KigurumiMajin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:46:33 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
ใใใ็็ฑใงใฟใใชใฏ่ฒดๆงใซ็ฌใฃใฆใใใฃใฆใใ๏ผ๏ผ๏ผ็ฌใฃใฆใฐใ๏ผ๏ผ๏ผ๏ผ๏ผ
krucen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:55:52 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
That's an interesting method of deflecting even further. It seems like you may be loosing it.
KigurumiMajin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:57:48 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Let me guess, YET ANOTHER one of Trump's misspellings that you've MEMORIZED!!!
LMAO. WOW!
krucen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:03:38 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You do continue to put forth quite stirring arguments.
But, maybe I am that dumm.
KigurumiMajin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:05:39 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
ใใใ็็ฑใงใฟใใชใฏใๅๆใใงใใ๏ผ๏ผ๏ผLMAO!!!!
krucen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:18:58 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry, I don't speak Spanish. I guess I'm a real leightweight.
KigurumiMajin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:21:59 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
ๆใ ใฏ่ฒดๆงใๆใใงใใ๏ผ๏ผ๏ผ
RegrettableBiscuit ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:33:50 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
If this tweet was a unique incident, I'd agree. Given that it is part of a pattern of erratic behavior, I think it's valid to talk about it, and ask what in the world is going on with Trump.
KigurumiMajin ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 10:37:32 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
riplikash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:53:21 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah. A pattern of late night and early morning unhinged rants full of spelling errors, rambling tirades, attacks, and other assorted lunacy.
A pattern of the midst powerful man in the world paying no attention to detail, his advisors, or using the same care in messaging that even a kids lawn mowing business pulls off.
He absolutely has a pattern of this behavior. It's his defining characteristic.
KigurumiMajin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:55:02 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
OH MY GOD, what a DISTURBINGLY UNHINGED RANT!!!
Run a 12 HOUR NEWS CYCLE on this story!
RegrettableBiscuit ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:30:15 on June 17, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Uhm... Yes? Yes, it is? Because it's not just one typo, and nothing else ever. It's a constant stream of the kind of behavior you'd expect from a child. And a particularly difficult one at that.
Patfanz ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 10:20:56 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I love how there is nothing substantial actually going on so the media has to jump on every little thing he does... if this man sneezes improperly then its high treason. Wtf is going on??
no_notthistime ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 10:30:40 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Well...no. If be colludes with Russia to undermine American policies, it's treason. If he makes a funny typo on Twitter, it's just the media as normal.
riplikash ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 13:01:15 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
No, a ton went on yesterday. It was revealed he excused almost his entire Sr staff from WH ethics rules. More Russian meetings were discovered. He started the process or returning spy facilities to the Russians. He signaled leaving the Paris accord and numerous countries/ business/ organizations threw a fit. That's just off the top of my head. Any one of those would have been weeks of coverage nor a normal president. And this stuff is happening daily.
But something harmless and funny happened too, and it's nice to have something lighthearted in politics for a bit.
Cairanmac1 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 10:19:46 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It's hard to take anyone's side. But surely after 11 hours and this much press he could have corrected himself
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:20:36 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Currently watching cnn, i see nothing about it. Must have just misssed the 11 hour covfefe marathon.
What i have seen is a bunch of retards on reddit marathon it for 11 hours straight and people acting like its the only thing the liberal media is talking about.
EndlessJump ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:20:41 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Every late night show was talking about it last night too.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:59:22 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
That doesn't make it any less stupid.
11 hours for a typo is just shameful.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:06:15 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Makes sense for dumb late night comedy imo.
Draffut2012 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 10:30:49 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I think that was the case before the tweet.
SuperMechaRoboHitler ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 10:36:14 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Ah yes, let us not forget that extra scoop of ice cream he took last week.
Draffut2012 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:41:23 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Wasn't he at the G7 last week?
SuperMechaRoboHitler ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 10:52:52 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
That makes the extra scoop of ice cream an international incident.
Esterthemolester ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:24:32 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This means sanders can still win....
SANDER CAN STIL WIN!!!!
glk111 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 10:17:35 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Well it better be Oxford Dictionary's word of the year.
KigurumiMajin ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 10:19:19 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, tweeting out that typo was a disgrace, but once we hit the 12 hour mark and Drumpf still hadn't deleted it, I was absolutely sickened.
probe_monster ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 09:58:42 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/31/politics/donald-trump-covfefe/
comatoseMob ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 10:21:32 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Slow news day.
EmeraldJirachi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:45:05 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What word was he supposed to spell tho. Coffee seems the closest one..
HeroOfStorms ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 10:59:56 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Coverage.
EmeraldJirachi ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 11:01:42 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Wow. Just wow
spartan1977 ยท 154 points ยท Posted at 10:33:09 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
'Ash is such a loser. My gym is the most spectacular gym. Only I can catch them all.' - actual Trump Tweet
WhatADan ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:38:22 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Ash is a loser. He managed to get half his badges through luck or not actually beating the gym leader. Gary is the true Pokemon master.
TheFanciestWhale ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 11:43:55 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Ha I don't believe you
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:45:40 on October 10, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
SAD
TheFanciestWhale ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:51:26 on October 10, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
131 days later and I still have not confirmed
ballsacramento ยท 1111 points ยท Posted at 05:33:26 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
is there no subreddit from which i can escape this bullshit
BlackGhostPanda ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 10:24:20 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I have no idea what everyone is the fuck on about
PM_me_yer_booobies ยท 166 points ยท Posted at 10:32:41 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
President Trump tweeted something recently like "despite the constant negative press covfefe" and abruptly stopped as if he fell asleep or something. Everyone thinks it's kind of hilarious and we're wondering what covfefe means. It's probably 'coverage' but a lot of people are joking that it's not a typo, but code for something, or anything. Hence funny posts like this.
Weirdly enough Sean Spicer, the Press Secretary has doubled down on it, refused to call it a typo and said "the president and a small group of people know what it means". Like, why wouldn't he just own up to it being a typo? It's a simple and irrelevant mistake.
hockeyandlegos ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 11:45:08 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I interpreted what Spicer said as a joke, but who knows
Chungles ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 13:23:15 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I interpreted Spicer as a joke, but who knows.
gerrettheferrett ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 14:24:07 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
We all know.
THE_MAGIC_OF_REALITY ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 14:23:27 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Except he said it dead seriously
Factsuvlife ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 14:38:04 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
There's an actual term for that type of comedy style when you're making a joke
Usually you need a sense of humor to interpret these things correctly.
THE_MAGIC_OF_REALITY ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:40:50 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Did you listen to the tape? He pretty clearly wasn't joking. I think he was probably just grabbing the first thing that came to his mind to try to justify it, but he definitely wasn't joking. It's pretty funny how people are bending over backwards to try to twist this so Trump and Spicer don't look like idiots.
Factsuvlife ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 14:41:54 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
If he wasn't joking, he was serious.
That means they aren't idiots and the tweet was meant intentionally.
Either they are dumb or they aren't. Pick one.
THE_MAGIC_OF_REALITY ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:01:53 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Or he was lying again, and Trump has shown he has no problem lying to the American people.
Factsuvlife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:36:46 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Either Trump is an idiot and Spicer is a liar or Trump is correct and Spicer is correct and the media is attempting to report otherwise.
Doesn't really matter on a gaming forum.
THE_MAGIC_OF_REALITY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:48:42 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The media isn't reporting anything except what he said. It isn't their fault he's an idiot and a liar.
Factsuvlife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:54:27 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Oh okay, so the idiot and liar thing are unrelated to this situation.
I follow you now. I thought you were saying they were idiots and liars cause of this situation and thats why you were assuming they were idiots and liars.
So yeah, i guess if based on past things the media has said, you want to judge everything going forward, be my guest, but somethings you don't really need to bring unrelated situations into.
AccountName77 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:52:09 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
no... Thats not how it works.
If you say something completely false seriously, it does not make you not dumb. Sean spicer still is an idiot.
Factsuvlife ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:37:52 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Unless you're using deadpan humor... or sarcasm
Then usually we bash the person whos head the joke went over.
Bake1991 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:39:50 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Only a Sith deals in absolutes
HordeofRabbits ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 11:57:28 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
He said that because he knew it would make people obsess over it
PM_me_yer_booobies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:18:00 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Probably true for other things (quite evidently he says highly provocative things to try and keep the media occupied to keep media attention off other things the administration is doing) but this one is just weird. Perhaps it's working even better as a distraction because he hasn't said anything about it being a typo.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:57 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
OMG, the absolute mad men, they're trolling off the charts from the freakin' white house!
redditchanner ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:44:54 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I laugh everytime I think about how many people googled covfefe after that tweet.
PM_me_yer_booobies ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:47:48 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?q=Covfefe
Soon this will show a graph with a lovely soaring peak at May 2017.
locklin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:21:10 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I seriously hope it's a joke and not some North Korea-type shit where it's physically impossible for the 'Dear Leader' to make mistakes.
I don't even know anymore.
PM_me_yer_booobies ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:25:57 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
People over on T_D are basically at that point and have been since about September. I just hope the actual administration is a little more self-aware
TheCowfishy ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:42:49 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I love how The Donald is trying to pass off this narrative like it's some secret code that translates from *insert any range of the languages they're claiming it's from*
It's just hilarious how far backwards they will bend to make Drumpf's every move look genius when the man is clearly not too bright
dis_is_my_account ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:13:44 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Oh god people still say drumpf?
TheCowfishy ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:32:47 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Oh God people still defend that traitor?
dis_is_my_account ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:39:47 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Are you assuming I like Trump because I think saying Drumpf is cringy?
TheCowfishy ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:41:28 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Typically the first thing people use to debase an argument against their special snowflake politician is an attack against the language and semantics of the post. AKA the most low effort rebuttal
dis_is_my_account ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:44:07 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Except I don't disagree with what you said, but saying drumpf just comes off as immature.
TheCowfishy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:45:34 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
meh, have you perused The Donald lately? It'll redefine immature.
Defiled_Popsicle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:41 on June 2, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
So pretty much Reddit vs Trump?
Defiled_Popsicle ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:31:04 on June 2, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You do realize that most people in that sub are self aware and are just trolling people like you who obsess over ever little detail about Trump right? The whole god damned thing is just an extension of 4chan. If there was this level of criticism with Obama maybe he wouldnt have been a talking suit of a president...
karltee ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:28:53 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This needs to be higher. I was so confused about recent posts, upvote for you.
cargocultist94 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 11:08:16 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe they are taking the piss and saying only a few people realize it's a typo? I mean, if I had this kind of power I'd spend my time trolling the media.
BillW87 ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 11:33:37 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Not to be a negative nancy, but the dude is the spokesperson for the Presidency of the United States. It's his job to be open and forthcoming to the press and has an important role in maintaining accountability for our highest elected office. He should be above this shit. If his animosity towards the press (that it is his job to communicate with) is so great that he can't even admit that the President made an innocent typo then he's failing to do his job.
Cockdieselallthetime ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:01:02 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Lol K.
Where were you when Jay Carney and Josh Earnest were press secretary?
The actual job of the press secretary is to spin stories. That has been the job for the last 30 years. When people suddenly get into politics and apply these hilarious standards to the side they don't like is just cause for eye rolling for people who have always been into politics.
goddamnroommate ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:03:36 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
this is true too, but him saying it like that is a really dumb spin. as a press secretary you also have to know when to just brush it off your shoulder and move on. I wouldn't have given a shit if he had been like "lol welp stuff happens". Now it just gives me a really weird and uncomfortable vibe
Cockdieselallthetime ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:14:52 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
If Sean Spicier gave these answers, you guys would literally be shitting your pants with rage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrDNxMFXYSM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWouWxsQ4uc
https://www.c-span.org/video/?c4626056/josh-earnest-lying-teeth
goddamnroommate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:11:22 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
god it was refreshing to watch an intelligent person speak. Yes, it's all PR, i get that, but Sean Spicer is probably the worst person to have up there. If you'll notice, Earnest at least is prepared, is not flustered, speaks in a normal register, addresses journalists respectfully, does not interrupt them, etc.
when it all comes down to it, both sides lie to look good. It's just what they lie about, and spicer sounds like a fool lying about something as inconsequential as an unfinished tweet
Cockdieselallthetime ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:37:52 on June 2, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I don't like Spicer at all and I agree with you he sounds like an idiot when he gets flustered... but lets not pretend Josh Ernest is any smarter than Spicer.
PM_me_yer_booobies ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:22:51 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Why the fuck would you try and spin a typo? Lol
NULL_CHAR ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 13:07:45 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It's funny to see how butthurt people are getting over an obvious joke at this point.
Shugbug1986 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 12:11:29 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You're being pretty generous there. I assumed he had a stroke.
KnowBrainer ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:14:48 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I know what it means. It's a phonetic spelling of the French couvre fait which is basically 'covered deeds' or 'hidden facts'. He's talking about how the media is creating a smokescreen.
The_mango55 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:27:21 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Even if this were true it's still a typo.
PM_me_yer_booobies ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:15:21 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
And still an entirely incomplete sentence.
KnowBrainer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:55 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
it's really more about the typo than the fact that the president of the united states said that the media is no longer able to be trusted?
Personal feelings aside, the's president's role is to be puppet for someone. That someone made him say this. You might want to contact your congressman for an action plan, but that's a really big claim from a man in a really big position, especially when we all know he has access to really big bombs.
KnowBrainer ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 13:15:49 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Why isn't the entire nation able to figure out simple things?
[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 11:28:55 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Trump admitting a typo with how much people already hate him? There would be a whole new string hate.
PM_me_yer_booobies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:21:58 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Hardly. Typos are perfectly normal, it would humanize him a bit, even. Why the hell would you hate someone for doing a typo, especially on a social media site? The way he and Spicer are treating it, however, is not a good way to gain favour from the public.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:30:47 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Ah so reddit is going crazy over a typo. This is the crowd that claims to be superior to all other social media...
PM_me_yer_booobies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:34 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Reddit is going crazy over a typo because the President of the United States won't even admit he did a typo, or so it appears. The Trump camp is pretty hilarious right now, saying that either Trump did it to troll everyone, or that covfefe means something in some kind of code (I've been told by several people including trump supporters that it's Arabic for 'I will stand' or something), remarkably only a few will actually even admit Trump has the capacity to fail at a mundane, trivial level just like any other human being. That's what everyone's so worked up about: If it was acknowledged as a typo, this would have been non-news and we'd have forgotten about it already. But the fact that Trump's posse is milking such a dumb little thing is making a lot of people suspect it's a distraction from something else that he doesn't want attention on -- which to be fair is a tactic he has been employing for months now.
ElGnacko ยท 114 points ยท Posted at 10:19:37 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I feel you, reddit is so obsessed with Pokemon.
[deleted] ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 11:46:35 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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LeonardosClone ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:28:42 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
ZOOM^
Ramon_98 ยท 398 points ยท Posted at 06:07:12 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Every subreddit is trying to get in on that sweet sweet recently meta karma.
randomuser8765 ยท 177 points ยท Posted at 07:28:06 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Not meta
StarblindMark89 ยท 258 points ยท Posted at 08:38:29 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Too late. Nobody uses that word right anymore. It has now become a synonym of reference.
upfastcurier ยท 101 points ยท Posted at 09:06:29 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
there are no right words left anymore
clankyou ยท 78 points ยท Posted at 09:25:36 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
there are no left words right anymore
Matazaonreddit ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 10:13:37 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
there are no up up down down words B A select start anymore
tomatoaway ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 10:23:25 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
there are no R1 L1 R2 L2 โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ anymore
E_Sex ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 10:51:31 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Woah, where'd all these guns come from
tomatoaway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:38:03 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
[Load the training program]
ieatass2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:41:19 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
there are no hold L1 R1 L2 R2 press u, d, l, r, r, l, d, u, anymore
Leftover_Toast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:55:36 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
There are no left words to write anymore.
runujhkj ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:08:35 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This is actually true. Pretty much any word synonymous with "left-leaning" is an insult.
newbieatthiss ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:59:31 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Literally
Aurora_Fatalis ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:42:01 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
HAH! I get it! That's so meta!
babiloborfa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:57:12 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It's called language evolution. Pretty normal
kingeryck ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:15:01 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Something something best words
andsoitgoes42 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:39:47 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It's literally insane.
kingeryck ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:14:35 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Just like literally no longer means literally.
ImDan1sh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:20:05 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What is/was the right way to use it?
Doesthings_withstuff ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 10:55:17 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
(of a creative work) referring to itself or to the conventions of its genre; self-referential.
Pizza112233 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 10:38:52 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
From what I know, in our context meta is when Reddit is used to talk about Reddit. For example using a Reddit post to talk about how too many Reddit posts are shitposts. Sort of like how metacommunication is when communication is used to talk about communication. Not 100% sure though.
alonzotreeman ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 11:04:45 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty close though, the word you're missing is self-referential
MrMongo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:00:37 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
There is meta in gaming, which refers to the currently most applied strategy and/or current combination of units that is used with most success and that usage of meta could definitely be used for the sweet sweet karma game.
Thanatologic ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:21:51 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The meta in gaming is short for metagame, while the use of meta on reddit is closer to its usage as a prefix.
Haerverk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:41:08 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Meta in games is just anything that develops from the game rules that aren't the actual game rules. Gaming the game.
Prof_Acorn ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:54:16 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Haven't you heard from the descriptivists? Language has no rules. Literally can mean its opposite. Anything can mean anything! Just use it however you want to use it!
__hypatia__ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:11:37 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
So meta
Cheesemacher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:27:22 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
So ironic
jimleko211 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:17:37 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
No meta, no meta... you're the meta!
medpreddit ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:56:40 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
BEYOND M E T A
[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 08:36:35 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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FizZmc ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 09:32:22 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
meta=self-reference not only reference
upfastcurier ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 09:04:49 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
it is not meta
something on reddit referencing something else on reddit is not meta
well, at least i'd say this, but given how the word meta is used in gaming, it could be used in the same way here... so i guess you're right
sort of how "literally" literally has lost its meaning for emphasize instead
FlyLikeATachyon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:15:31 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It basically is at this point, considering everyone outside of Reddit has gotten over it already.
But the users will continue to beat this dead horse to a pulp for a few more weeks, I reckon.
TheNewRavager ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:31:05 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Well according to goggle, it means this. The subject of the post I don't think would fall under that definition, but the post itself could be seen as a "creative work" through the medium of reddit. Maybe you could argue that in that way it is self referential to the conventions of its genre - i.e., memes.
Idk I'm just spit balling here cause it's 530am I'm bored and high.
Ryuuzen ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 08:37:54 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I think he meant 'not recent'
BunnyOppai ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:45:33 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, what is this referencing?
randomuser8765 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:39:11 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Google "covfefe".
BunnyOppai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:55 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus, haha. Had no idea it had to do with Trump.
Esparlo ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 08:56:39 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Weelax
jjremy ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 11:22:53 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Looks like pokemon fusion has jumped on board too.
SuperEffectiveRawr ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 10:41:51 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Ahahah! He looks constipated sad
IAMA_tool_AMA ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:27:38 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I done busted
jeremythelee ยท 66 points ยท Posted at 10:16:30 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sorry, are you lost?
Yuhwryu ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 11:31:05 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Defaults don't exist anymore, as of, like, yesterday! Get out of here, grandpa.
THE_MAGIC_OF_REALITY ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:24:25 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Wait what?
Yuhwryu ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:26:42 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
A new account is no longer subscribed to anything, you just get directed to /r/popular
jeremythelee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:37:42 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I remember back when digg was good.
_Malta ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 11:53:49 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I remember when Reddit was good.
ballsacramento ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:10 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
orange trump shits aren't content
phorqing ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 06:13:04 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Props to them for not going political and just laughing at a funny typo.
BoobieBoobieButtButt ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 10:55:27 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
No you see he made a typo which means he's illiterate and most likely suffering from dementia and also he's a dictator
Charlzalan ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 11:14:21 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The typo that's distracting the country from him pulling out of the Paris Agreement is the best thing that's happened to Trump in a while.
Forgot_password_shit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:33:15 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
That's intergalactic upside down 69D chess.
My boy ะะพะฝะฐะปะด got this shit down.
welestgw ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 12:31:13 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I think /r/covfefe is safe.
xTGI_CommanderX ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:14:21 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Probably not. Sorry bub.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:06:13 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
If you destroy all electrical devices and bury your head in the sand, I'm sure you'll still probably notice the world is getting warmer.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:32:00 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This shit went from circle jerk to Facebook-tier spam in a few hours. Holy fuck, give it a rest. The shit was barely funny the first time around.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 10:27:50 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
No
Aurora_Fatalis ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:41:16 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Sure! There's /r/enoughcovfefespam
the_lonely_1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:18:16 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Yes
DrSouce12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:52:44 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Real life could do wonders for you.
zergling50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:07:53 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What is this? I'm completely out of the loop
Overmind_Slab ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:58:09 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It's a reference to a typo or an incomplete tweet or Something that Trump made where he used the word covfefe confusingly.
Overmind_Slab ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:59:41 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not sure if there's a subject other than politics that people are so aggressively apathetic about.
IPAsmakemydickhard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:06:25 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Well America is a pretty big country, and when the president of such a large country acts in such...mysterious ways...then yeah, you're probably gonna get an assload of political stuff rammed into ya.
Neoxite23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:12 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I'm out of the loop on this one. I see it everywhere and it's about as unfunny as the last one cause I don't get the reference.
ballsacramento ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:45 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=covfefe
Neoxite23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:49 on June 2, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Hey thanks! Now I can find all the jokes and still no reference!
I can be sarcastic too.
ballsacramento ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:38:12 on June 2, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
oh, sorry. he deleted it, but President of the United States, Donald Trump, late the other night tweeted the beginning of a sentence but ended with a nonsense, non-English word "covfefe". typically, presidents communicate in words. the use of a non-word by someone of such social status was funny to a LOT of people". "covfefe" has undergone many attempted etymologies but it has no known origin. Trump is the first user of such a term but likely this word will live forever.
Neoxite23 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:21:02 on June 2, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you
Shadowmael ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:28:02 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Agreed. I love memes, but this one isn't even worth the time. I know so many people that detest Trump and yet can never cease speaking about him. I call it free relevant advertising.
Przedrzag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:59:10 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
ะะตั
El_Rista1993 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:04:15 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
ะดะฐ!!!
ะดะฐ!!!
I don't wanna see that.
Orome2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:22:13 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
At least it has nothing to do with Trump.
Edit: I honestly thought that it didn't, then I googled "covfefe", dammit!
iamapizza ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 06:09:30 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Can be done - just follow these simple instructions.
Out of the dozens of your already-subscribed subs, pick a few of your favorites.
Find a good sub among those that you relate to more often than the others.
Visit some of its related subs, usually in the sidebar.
Every once in a while you may find a 'clean' sub - subscribe.
Visit those more often.
End of instructions!
Edit - ah it appears that my joke was misunderstood or simply not seen. So shame. First letter of every sentence.
endoplasmatisch ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:57:57 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Salty Trump supporter
sunnygoodgestreet726 ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 11:37:32 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You clearly don't hate trump sufficiently. BURN HIM!
zer0t3ch ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 11:35:49 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Even if you don't like dealing with political shit, this was funny, no?
Beth_Esda ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 11:40:22 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
VonGeisler ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 11:23:26 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Probably r/the_donald
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 06:08:28 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
Inkflesh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:10:06 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You seem pretty riled up too, pal.
Elvysaur ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:50:11 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
/r/T_D
TheCrabRabbit ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 11:30:29 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Reddit how are you BEHIND Facebook now?
bobbyjetstream ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 12:22:57 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Because this is a default sub. Default subs are pretty much 9gag.
JALbert ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:30:04 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Because the comedian who made it posted it on Facebook first? Shout out to Daniel Isherwood. Hit up his shows if you're in Seattle.
bk1a ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:39:31 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Reddit would be ahead of Facebook if it weren't for those meddling gamers! Source: am gamer
Lots42 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:48:36 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Oh calm down, not everyone reads Facebook.
Mahhrat ยท 64 points ยท Posted at 05:28:38 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Covfefe uses "Confusion"!!!
It's super effective!!
setfire3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:44:13 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Covfefe hurts itself using the confusion, it's too confused to use confusion.
Habeeb_M ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:19:44 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
META
Knightartist86 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 11:17:44 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I hate it when new memes appear and it seems everyone knows it so nobody explains what it is in comments and I have no clue and I'm like an outcast.
Char-11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:07:52 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Google covfefe. It's a Trump tweet
Derpybaka ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 11:51:53 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
For anyone who doesn't know
http://imgur.com/a/nKwgK
His reply
https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/869858333477523458?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theverge.com%2F2017%2F5%2F31%2F15717442%2Fdonald-trump-covfefe-tweet-twitter
latenightbananaparty ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 10:59:36 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Genius, we know the plan now. Trump plans to start a nuclear war in order to mutate life on earth and create pokemon, yes!
Tureaglin ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 11:13:02 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I know where Covfefe comes from, but what was the word Trump meant to use instead of Covfefe?
YoRpFiSh ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:23:03 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Likely 'coverage'
But that didn't stop his idiot lap dog Spicer from making some amazingly stupid excuses!
'It was intentional and only trump and a select few people knew what it meant"
The reporter literally laughed in his face.
Tureaglin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:31:44 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah that's pathetic.
YoRpFiSh ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 11:37:24 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Sums up Trump and his entire admin
rboeglinjr ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 11:58:56 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
While I agree that trumps whole administration is a sad pathetic joke that is a blight on us history, I believe he ACTUALLY was witty this time. Cov fe'fe is Arabic for I will stand up. And if you plug it in to his tweet it makes sense.
https://translate.google.com/m/translate#auto/en/cov%20fe'fe
YoRpFiSh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:19:21 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Or it was a close enough coincidence that someone decided to try and spin it.
If he meant what he said, why delete the tweet?
Either way, hopefully we can all be done his idiocy soon.
iamveryniceipromise ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 13:08:43 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
https://translate.google.com/m/translate#auto/en/cov%20fe'fe
Looks like he was right
YoRpFiSh ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:16:01 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Rofl
Sure.
That's why he deleted the tweet!
iamveryniceipromise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:08:23 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
https://translate.google.com/m/translate#auto/en/cov%20fe'fe
David_Copperfuck ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:59:47 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You're trying really hard to push this terrible translation.
iamveryniceipromise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:13:43 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Google translated it not me.
Beegrene ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:04:04 on June 2, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Is that supposed to make it better?
chloen0va ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 07:06:57 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
this is an extremely rare covfefe, worth far more than typical covfefe
Wish-I-Washed ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 08:35:06 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
There's no fefe's anywhere in this picture tho it's a fraud the market is full of them right now
chloen0va ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 08:42:28 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
True, the marketed is saturated. That's why you need to grab the obscure covfefe's like this one
celsiusnarhwal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:44:42 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
/r/covfefeconomy
Wish-I-Washed ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 09:01:21 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Whatever stupid google
starogre ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 11:04:38 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Why do you have to be a 'Nerd' to like pokemon? What??
CenturiousUbiquitous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:10:08 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Back in my day, only nerds like me liked Pokemon. Now days everyone and their mothers are into it
OmiOorlog ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:18:15 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Name is correct but looks much darker! http://pokemon.alexonsager.net/109/133
Autarch_Kade ยท 144 points ยท Posted at 06:06:51 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
We should stop making references to this.
It isn't right to make fun of the mentally handicapped
Esparlo ยท 74 points ยท Posted at 08:56:23 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Weelax
OxycodoneFeelsNice ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 10:27:13 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Quality post!
mjw5151 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 11:46:34 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Covfefe
cracksmack85 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:14:04 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
thatsthejoke.jpg
-fr0st ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:32:52 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
well..
setfire3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:43:41 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
holy fuck that thing is ugly
Esparlo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:45:48 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Weelax?
setfire3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:51:02 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
better
boobodst ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 08:13:39 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It's a real covfefe to do that for sure.
Wraithbane01 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 10:03:24 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It is when he's president. Totally fair. Sad.
iamveryniceipromise ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:03:30 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
https://translate.google.com/m/translate#auto/en/cov%20fe'fe
drainbead78 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:51:46 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
An Arabic speaker debunked this upthread.
iamveryniceipromise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:54:21 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Link?
drainbead78 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:55:13 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/6ekiba/comment/dibc18j?st=J3EHGAGQ&sh=35477555
Ball-Fondler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:46:53 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What the hell
iamveryniceipromise ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:52:36 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I think he played everybody and learned some arabic on his trip.
Shadow5040 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 10:33:49 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This is one of the most forced meme's I've ever seen.
Wawaweewow ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:52:14 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Really scraping the bottom of the barrel here.
clykel ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 13:00:39 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Will this "covfefe" bullshit hurry up and die
5335s ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:04:49 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Trump is trolling ppl so hard. He's like watch this. If I misspell press coverage it will ruin the news cycle and this is all you'll hear for a week. Genius really.
clykel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:24 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It's giving me brain damage it's so fucking annoying
redzimmer ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:06:09 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You do know that just resets the meme timer, yes?
antsugi ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 10:24:45 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus Christ the horse has been beaten to death immediately upon exiting the womb
elliuotatar ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 10:51:43 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
We now live in a 24 hour meme life cycle. Pray it doesn't accelerate further.
Ingenious_name ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 12:46:32 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This memes are getting worse all the time
FromTheWaste ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 10:46:48 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome to the internet.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:35:38 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I only see Reddit pushing this deader than Grandma's cat of a joke on an hourly basis.
I'm getting tired of blocking subs for being spam.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:14:31 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.redd.it/rrqgam7hkz0z.jpg
Charlzalan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:15:34 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, but it's kinda funny, and it's only been like a day. Relax.
bionix90 ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 10:31:15 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Paging /u/AWildSketchAppeared
farainio ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 10:40:45 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
/u/AWildSketchAppeared doesn't sketch anymore
ToiletTub ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:10:11 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Looking at his goodbye thread was brutal. That took me down an emotional road, and I barely visited the same subs as AWSA anymore.
RIP
Chuckle-Head ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:40:52 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
He's retired... :(
Scorpion1011 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:17:01 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
He retired
pileOfSchist ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:46:06 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
/u/AWildSketchAppeared is no longer on Reddit ๐ฃ
dragonborn72 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:09:20 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Covfefe = Half life 3 confirmed
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:12:29 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Covfefe means... I'm so confused right now.
TheRandySloth1 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:58:46 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Its trumps launch code tweet ๐๐๐๐
Trussed_Up ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 10:31:48 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Zubat? Say hello to the new most annoying Pokemon ever.
Sand attack, smog, and smoke screen all day long.
Thinkblu3 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 12:33:34 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Why does everyone think this is funny?
JDGatti ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 10:14:15 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
10/10
UNIVERS1989 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:34:27 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I think this is the dumbest forced trump meme yet.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:17:10 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.redd.it/rrqgam7hkz0z.jpg
UNIVERS1989 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:25:05 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Nice one. ;)
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:47:52 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
covfefe is the new pepe?
Trulstei ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:51:15 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Expected Kevee (kiwi)
Classy_Keemstar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:55:14 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This is art
Adilliosz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:02:55 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This is the best thing I've seen today.
-daisyweiwei- ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:04:00 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
goโoโd
Jeten_Gesfakke ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:10:25 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
They even changed it on pokemon fusion. Lol
john777rox ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:27:25 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Trump is actually the fisherman that sells you a magikarp. He knows how to do business.
Ghost_House ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:38:35 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I'm too stupid to understand this..
Jagdpanzerr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:32:12 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Hitmonchan + Kingler = Hitler
Captain-fach ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:44:48 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Can someone bring me up to date
Elboim ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:00:16 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Pokefusion approved:
http://pokemon.alexonsager.net/109/133
gerolgberg ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:14:21 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Getting political on r/gaming ? isn't gaming supposed to be an escape from the hellish outside world?
byecyclehelmet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:00:19 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
A man makes a typo and he is ridiculed by the world.
ktchong ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:00:55 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Covfefe is not a typo. It is the nuclear code.
chloen0va ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:41 on June 2, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It's not a typo. A select few people know what covfefe means.
/s
imperialpando ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:05:09 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Just like reddit
byecyclehelmet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:07:02 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
But this is on Reddit...
imperialpando ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:41 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
As in Trump made a typo and now everyone is being a grammar Nazi... Just like it is on the internet, and reddit by extension
---M0NK--- ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:05:25 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Don't get it
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:36:03 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Covfefe Trump
cozy_bryant ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:42:30 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks a lot... nerds. Luke Gallows voice
MustachioEquestrian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:18:04 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, did you make this? 'Cause I'm very grateful for the inspiration
Noveira ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:25:30 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I wake up this morning and now everyone is spouting "covfefe" like it's some spicy 2004 era meme. I feel like I've woken up into an alternate reality. Reddit, facebook, my emails and all websites I regularly visit now have this word on there. When I went to bed 10 hours ago? No such word.
GamesByH ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:40:28 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What is Covfefe? I don't get this meme.
tyruss1123 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:46:12 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Trump sent a tweet that was supposed to say "despite negative press coverage", but somehow sent it as "despite negative press covfefe"
GamesByH ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:56:48 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Oh I see, thank you.
gonehipsterhunting ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 10:07:07 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
So trump plays pokemon go ?
F_a_W ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:14:24 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I have a Koffing
I have a Eevee
UH
Covfefe
I have a Koffing
I have Espeon
UH
Espeffing
Covfefe, Espeffing
UH
Covfeffing-Koffing-Espeffing
Covfeffing-Koffing-Espeffing
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:30:54 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
My only gripe with this is that's there's not a C to be seen either of these Pokemon's names. Nice try, though.
FilthyFireEmblemWeeb ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 10:33:42 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
FUCKING STOP
VauIt-Tec ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:42:26 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
That's gold, Jerry! Gold!
Edit: Link to clip
THE_CHOPPA ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:55:10 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Goodbye
Jman7188 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 10:41:22 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Now this is a Covfefe meme, lol.
TheRealNightfire ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:50:28 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Why?
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 10:29:30 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Come on this wasn't even funny.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:19:15 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:20:07 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Idk, something. Just not this. This is more than trash
The_Darth_Dio ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 09:31:13 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
can someone explain to me what the hell Covfefe is?
Crim_drakenya ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 10:05:05 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Donald Trump tweeted it accidently and now its become a thing with people defining it and such.
The_Darth_Dio ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:49:30 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you, So it's just a silly typo?
Crim_drakenya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:16:01 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I think so though apparently it translates to soviet and there was a tweet afterwards that hinted at it meaning more(though likely trump just trolling)
The_Darth_Dio ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:18:43 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I guess so and now everyone's talking about it causing Trump to trend on the internet once again,
Crim_drakenya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:54:16 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty much
syusop ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:23:49 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
No accident if you're trump
SuburbanDinosaur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:20:32 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/a/nKwgK
The_Darth_Dio ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:49:03 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I know that trump said it but what does it mean?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:27:26 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It was a typo. President Trump was writing a text and couldn't finish it in time but it accidentally sent when he was putting his phone away. Every major news network reported on this story of epic proportions: a typo in a tweet. U.S. news media in a nutshell.
SuburbanDinosaur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:29:50 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I think it has more to do with the fact that the tweet was left up for six hours and then the president said it actually had a super special secret meaning that needed to be deciphered.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 10:46:48 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Wow... Only thing missing is the toad having a troll face...
Groinlover ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:11:31 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Mr tres
paynexkiller ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:32:58 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
So done with this.
OverwatchRever ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:55:25 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Covfefe... I NEED AN EXPLANATION!!! Where does that meme come from???
Shade_SST ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 10:57:23 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Trump used the word in a tweet the other night. I believe the tweet has been deleted, but the meme lives on.
abdulslam208 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:02:47 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus Christ the horse has been beaten to death immediately upon exiting the womb
soulmole80 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:14:12 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus Christ was a horse??
sings2Bfree ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:31:11 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
My God, this shit proves it. Trump could literally post a picture of his own turd and you people will still repeat it, talk about it, look at nothing else, and make them a ton of money in the process. Way to go.
Niccin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:34:44 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
No
electricmaster23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:44:26 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I shit you not, I was thinking about Koffing's call on the day I found out about this word.
electricmaster23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:44:27 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I shit you not, I was thinking about Koffing's call on the day I found out about this word.
everydaylauren ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:45:17 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This is the first joke about this topic that made me laugh.
ando772 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:45:34 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Hahaha brilliant
Black_Handkerchief ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:47:38 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This needs to be in the next generation of Pokemon.
nimda123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:50:11 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
At least it isn't normies right?
Whiteghostwater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:54:15 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
i think trump is telling us to kill liberals with gas .
GGFolks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:01:49 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
rly?
ZacharyCallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:09:53 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
All i can think about is that video from Yeems
Azreal311 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:12:04 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I saw this on Reddit before I found out about the original tweet. Can you guess what I browse at work when bored?
redditversiontwo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:13:09 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Pi-rat-es does this mean....evolution started from rats?
dukeboy7300 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:14:21 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
urban dictionary does it right.
TheOneKnownAsMana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:15:06 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Covfefe is new best pocketman-child <3
meatballsnjam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:19:03 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Is Trump having hallucinations that Covfefe is part of the media? Does he see Covfefe around the White House?
iamveryniceipromise ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:09:47 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
https://translate.google.com/m/translate#auto/en/cov%20fe'fe
orc3o ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:19:14 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Scientist new discovery.
irqlnotdispatchlevel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:22:55 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The implications of this is that that Eevee killed the Koffing and it is wearing it as a trophy? I'm not that familiar with pokemons and how they interact, but this seems pretty dark to me.
Viorp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:23:09 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I figured it out better :(
CommanderMynas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:23:17 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What does it all mean
dave70a ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:24:09 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It's hands are too big and it's mouth is too small.
GalacticTrain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:27:57 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
this pokemon is the trump card
rohann9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:28:29 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
hahahaha...thats good
skaterluca1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:35:40 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Damn, this meme got taken fast
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:35:50 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You mean Coffee
harmshenry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:35:55 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Not legit. Duh, where does the letter "C" came from?
DiamondDave1984 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:36:48 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This is this the hackiest least funny joke of all time
B3BO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:39:45 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"conference"?
marcus_man_22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:41:04 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Anyone else pronounce "con-fev-fee"?
phernandoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:41:52 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Beep beep lettuce
Tony_Solo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:43:40 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Starbucks just took claim to this drink
kombucket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:45:39 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Similar idea I had yesterday. Trump will be remembered for memes http://imgur.com/4QjnsJo
GetOnDota ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:49:29 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Koffing + eevee = koffee
ipeench ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:52:23 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like I should get this. But I don't get this.
ThePiachu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:55:08 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Is that how you spell "kerfuffle" now?
mjw5151 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:56:32 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Covfefe
THE_JOKER-973 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:57:35 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Coverage
UserZA36Z ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:00:12 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What's a covfefe?
Jordan311R ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:12:55 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
First one of these I've actually laughed at
kingeryck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:13:58 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
https://gfycat.com/HairyCoordinatedAmmonite
ComradeDogeTV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:23:26 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What's the covfefe thing?
hizzithe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:23:39 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
cover transvestites assault is there an industry covfefe solditit for a hub or didnt like mailorder prizes> onces
mypreciouslittleone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:24:50 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Aaawww....my childhood memories
sirNot_appearing_in ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:26:56 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
He was trying to spell 'kerfuffle'
Dilligence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:27:41 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Should have used Cofagrigus instead
Clonetrooperkev ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:28:21 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
So it looks like he meant to say "coverage" which means... he meant good Pokemon team coverage.
Now obviously, it depends on the Gen in terms of what is optimal coverage. Let's go for... Emerald/Ruby/Sapphie. Now obviously for this Gen there's a lot of water here. Some would say too much. So let's decide on the optimal team coverage here.
Electricity and Grass are a must of course. Flying would be good too. Fire doesn't have much to do here so we might consider dropping that all together. Poison and Fighting could help in certain situations, but psychic could be the clincher.
What do you guys think is good team coverage there now that President Trump brought it up?
interwebbed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:28:28 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
oh man poor eevee.
ChaosOpen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:29:53 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What has science done?
yatul96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:37:14 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Eevee is hands down the cooles pokemon tho. With the variety of evolutions
electricheroine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:43:31 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I don't get this. Am I getting old??? Grave awaits
PalebloodSky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:43:37 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
38K upvotes for a complete shit post.
Messisfoot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:45:55 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
so... Trump is a fan of pokemon?
TheMythof_Feminism ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:53:22 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This was a bit more random than usual.
zUltimateRedditor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:53:29 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I don't get it...?
quentinwolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:55:53 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Trumps Covfefe tweet.
Split555 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:55:15 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
LMAO!!
OiShoonerm8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:55:15 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Ekans backwards is Snake
Kirome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:48:44 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
what is muk's name backwards?
OiShoonerm8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:38 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
KUM!!!
shaolin_cowboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:56:07 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, this wasn't even funny to begin with and it's still not funny.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:05:54 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe Geeks... Nerds have better things to do.
scopefragger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:06:21 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Ok someone... what the fuck is covfefe or what ever the hell it is ...
redzimmer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:07:32 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Ed Balls.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:08:03 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I have seen what I should not see ...
jgale26 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:08:53 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
For people who saw the tweet, didn't it look like he mean to say "coverage"? It seemed obvious to me. Do people really not know what he meant or are they just making fun of it?
GucciAnon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:08:55 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I saw this on fb last night and had a good hearty laugh
Doctor46Strange ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:14:35 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What would this eevee evolve into??๐ค๐ค๐ค
ktchong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:16 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Orangutan, i. e., Orange-utan
rambosam9000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:16:54 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I don't get it. WHAT IS COVEFEFE????
GlobTwo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:20:42 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Donald Trump accidentally posted an incomplete Tweet which ended with the typo "press covfefe".
Not really interesting enough to warrant hundreds of posts, but that's meme culture for you.
dogeyo_to_tokyo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:23:29 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
ask donald trump. he wrote that
ktchong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:31 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It's the US nuclear launch code.
PandaSouls ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:19:55 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It means heil hitler. I think Donald trump said it in a tweet and that's why it's blown up, idk
x_Animefreakgal_x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:16:57 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I read that word as a typo for coffee
Bonedango ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:19:10 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Flareon - Evolve with a fire stone.
Vaporeon - Evolve with water stone.
Umbreon - Level up at night with max happiness.
Covfefe - Take a shit on your Eevee.
msu4ainiki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:22:31 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
:)
HeadVsBrickWall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:24:26 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Still not the weirdest Pokemon Fusion I've seen.
drkj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:27:27 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit this got played out faster than anything I've ever seen
emjanderson79 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:27:51 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The nerds will rule the planet.
TheTruCanadian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:30:13 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
reddit.com/u/SomeKindofSS
ChemicalRemedy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:30:48 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
And to think, this never would have existed if Hillary won the election
Xynez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:32:03 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
covfefe-bin
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:32:57 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The funny thing is that it actually works on the Pokefusion generator.
mildly_amusing_goat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:41:25 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Put the tail on top of the balls head and you got trump
Glock_17ccw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:45:18 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Now this one is actually funny..
PM_UR_NSFW_ALT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:47:32 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like this combination should result in 'Vaping'
VerticalRadius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:49:53 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?
Solid_Ocelot3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:00:52 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Is it weird that when I first heard that word I thought of the same thing too lol. It's like an evolution we don't want eevee to have to go through
Qubeye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:00:53 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I don't even Pokรฉmon and this shit is hilarious.
Samwyzh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:01:27 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"Man the new pokemon designs are so lazy, a chandelier, an ice cream cone, and now this..."
J_Jammer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:02:39 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This actually had me laughing. This is clever.
commanderzilyana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:03:21 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Coverege
Eh_a_throwaway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:11:41 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Wrong!
Gaydonut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:12:22 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I love waking up to a morning Covfefe ๐
MinotaurNinja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:21:41 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Anyone else sick of this?
s00perguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:31:47 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
*Koffvee
Beercorn1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:20 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Can someone explain the "covfefe" meme to me?
I've seen people inject it into random sentences on Facebook and such, but I have no idea what it means.
Zombied77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:22:28 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Trump made a typo on twitter and everyone's losing their shit
TraumaMonkey ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:37:07 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
More than that, he made a typo and abruptly ended a sentence. It's not a good sign for his mental health.
ziggymissy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:34:19 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I am from the Netherlands and I have read cofveve.a lot today, but didn"nt know what.it meant. I used my friend Google and it's very funny to learn about this and to understand and this topic is very funny! ๐๐๐
BlandSlamwich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:39:34 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"nerds" what does that even mean, in this context? what's more mainstream or simple than pokemon?
Trev2-D2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:40:45 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I'm late to the party what's the deal with this?
Hybrid888 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:47:25 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Donald trump posted something on twitter where he made the new word, Covfefe
Hayleycakes2009 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:40:47 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Yup, they cracked the final piece of the code.
Trev2-D2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:48:07 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Ah I see. He has the best words.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:55:18 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Reddit is Facebook now
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:55:52 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Cutieesss, I love you weebs.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:08:59 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Why can't they get girlfriends
jagenigma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:24:40 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
So something else just had to be a meme..
_stevenjus_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:25:04 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Isnt that what the guy from lazytown said?
Lorick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:39:47 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, such political insight.
CatAstrophy11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:49 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
If we made a meme over every stupid typo we'd have no time to talk about anything else
deadaim_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:52:41 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The amount of nerds on this site is fucking staggering. The 2 Pokemon names together isn't even close.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:00:56 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
More like coffee. Not that I'm complaining. Delicious.
RJrules64 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:07:01 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Gamers =/= nerds
SkeweredFromEarToEye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:58 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
???
Sheriff_K ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:06 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I chuckled.
ktang712 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:49 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I don't get it..
AlphaTyrant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:38 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Oh hell
goofusjack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:39 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Signs of autism
allursnakes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:22 on June 2, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Trump just pulled us out of the Paris climate agreement and everyone is spending there time posting about a typo. This year is like a bad fever dream.
itsbiggerthanme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:39 on June 2, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It would be funny if it wasn't for the fact that the commander in chief of the world's largest military is going insane
raytoro54 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:09:12 on June 2, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Koofee
streetfighterdude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:39:00 on June 2, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Finally after a long long time (48 hours) we have cracked t
westlyroots ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:52:30 on June 2, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Koffing's stuck on the head, he's lucky he got down the shaft
Kidvette2004 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:03 on June 30, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Love this
HughBertComberdale ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:08:09 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Professor oak will no longer be taking questions on Team Rocket. Please direct all questions to our representative Mr Giovanni.
dazedpenguin1111 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:16:09 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This is exactly what i needed
TheCourier911 ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 10:13:03 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking tired of this shit.
peachesgp ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:25:32 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Of what, intentionally bad jokes?
Ree81 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:03:33 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
No, just that Trump had to be the source of one. It's not even making fun of him.
Ree81 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:02:49 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This got old after about 20 minutes.
selfsearched ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:42:41 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Calm down big guy
TheCourier911 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:34:15 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I'm calm its just this seems to be the most important thing happening in the world. News stations are covering it and now I have to see it in every subreddit. Meanwhile a comedian holds a gory head of trump and I've barely seen anyone talk about that. Plus who hasn't made a typo on social media? Its nothing new.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:14:19 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.redd.it/rrqgam7hkz0z.jpg
Anangrywookiee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:31:50 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous Covfefeing.
rutabeggar-potato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:19:31 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Reminds me of an app a long time ago that let your merge any two Pokemon together. Merging a Voltorb with a Psyduck made a slightly annoyed Psyduck.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:31:54 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Nice
jeffbenitez740 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:41:06 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This is beautiful
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:41:58 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
haha not overused and still super funny haha
Nayrootoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:42:43 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I don't get it.
Dogalicious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:43:59 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
There is no Dana, only Covfefe.
spartan1977 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:47:49 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Pikachu is low-energy. Such a loser.
test822 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:57:29 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
putin: "muahaha, one typo and these idiots are already paying attention to something else insignificant for multiple days"
flippidydippidy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:28:10 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I will cut you
Doumtabarnack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:37:45 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
That's it! Too much internet for today!
JoshuaDunDun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:40:40 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I hate you guys so much lmaooooo
iWontGetUpvotes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:47:05 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
/r/outoftheloop
Kacke0525 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:15:04 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/6ekiba/_/diba6gy
I don't Reddit that often, but I'm still surprised at the number of people that haven't been exposed to "covfefe" each time I see it.
abdulslam208 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:04:02 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What the yarr did ye just say about me, ye little wench? Iโll have ye know I graduated top of my class in Pirate School, and Iโve been involved in numerous secret raids on Spanish colonies, and I have over 300 confirmed treasure hordes. I am trained in Naval warfare and Iโm the top privateer in the entire Atlantic. Ye are nothing to me but just another landlubber. I will plunder ye with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark me words. Ye think you can get away with saying that codswallup to me over the Internet? Think again, landlubber. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pirates across the seven seas and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Ye be dead, landlubber. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can make ye walk the plank in over seven hundred ways, and thatโs just with me bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, , but I have access to the entire arsenal of the seven seas and I will use it to its full extent to wipe you're ass off the face of the ocean, ye little shrimp
TurquoiseLuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:07:29 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"But its HP... It's pretty dismal, you know?"
"And that's quite a disappointing Attack stat there, isn't it?"
"And that Defense stat is nothing to write home about, you know?"
"And I'm afraid that its Sp. Atk is pretty bad, too..."
"And it looks like it's no great shakes when it comes to Sp. Def either..."
"And that Speed stat... Well, it's nothing to brag about, that's for sure."
I would say its typing was Poison/Dark, but that would imply it could ever be Super Effective.
WazupDr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:23:02 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Covfefe used "Drain The Swamp"
...it failed.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:29:21 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Oh cool, this "joke" is still going.
idk-idk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:05:45 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Everyone'sโ so obsessed with trump
MaxwellFinium ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:34:16 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Yay political shit in a sub that I go to to escape it! That's exactly what I want!
This is why he won.
Princessleiawastaken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:59:06 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This is my favorite meme of all time
DialgoPrima ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:44:41 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck this gay earth.
phorqing ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 06:12:05 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats, OP. The only covfefe post I've upvoted all day.
BobTheBacon ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 06:54:48 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The fuck is covfefe?
eak125 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 08:17:15 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Trump posted a tweet where "coverage" was misspelled "covfefe". He obviously doesn't use autocorrect and the internet has been ragging on him about it.
s4b3r6 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 09:03:20 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Well, he won't admit it:
So... I'll just laugh at covfefe's translation.
tiger8255 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:13:00 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
that's "sovfefe" though
s4b3r6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:45:54 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Coptic 'c', Latin 's'.
tiger8255 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:47:01 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Cyrillic, the Coptic alphabet is completely different.
And if you're going to transliterate it, transliterate the whole thing.
s4b3r6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:48:11 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
But... That makes this less fun... I mean... "Soviet". Trump.
tiger8255 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:50:45 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
To each their own, I suppose. I don't particularly find it funny (because of the incomplete transliteration) but if you enjoy it, by all means have fun. :)
sweetssweetie ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 09:58:43 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
So youre saying the press is a bunch of communist? So the press is with Russia and working against the American interests? Sounds right.
trump_baby_hands ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:06:05 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
My autocorrect assumes that I'm trying to spell "coffee" when I type "covfefe". So autocorrect still couldn't save his dumbass.
lockwoot ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:11:47 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Or did he try to spell kerfuffle phonetically.
Tkainzero ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:57:20 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I have no idea
Something with trump
Dremux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:41:25 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"I will stand up" in Arabic.
MrRowe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:04:04 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Actually that's ุณูู ุฃูู and is pronounced sawf 'aqaf. Arabic doesn't use the Latin alphabet.
sim0n16 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:40:47 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The power of the Internet!
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B071FPMK48?ref_=pe_2196150_146773810
SolarConfinement ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:39:39 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I laughed harder than I should've at this. Thanks
[deleted] ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 13:09:17 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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Bonedango ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:17:19 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
That isn't a typo. A typo is a single letter out of place or maybe an extra letter in a word that is otherwise correctly written. We tend not to view typos as an example of poor writing on the part of the writer but rather as a simple mistake.
Covfefe however is gibberish, possibly brought about by a stroke.
ktchong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:21 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It could be the nuclear code.
[deleted] ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 13:25:55 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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Bonedango ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:30:05 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Cheers Babe.
gjs628 ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 07:17:25 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I think you mean Koffee, OP.
Or, as we'd say in South Africa, Foking Efee.
NeutralLcsFAN ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 09:35:02 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Everyday we stray further from God.
Wilza_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:42:49 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Good.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:25:37 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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hurtsdonut_ ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:33:48 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Nope.
Mubarock ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:22:03 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
But that's not important right now
Blighted_Ashes ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:44:13 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
While they haven't had a poison form for eevee his fur generally changes color. Would prefer a slowbro approach where koffing latches onto eevees tail but eevees fur turns deep purple with a skull and crossbones mark on chest.
mrhman74 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:48:48 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Take my upboat
magicalthread ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:02:35 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
THIS IS EPIC
ballofwibblywobbly ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:04:48 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I luled. Cheers have an upvote
rvarinder ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:55:02 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Where is the K?
robobrobro ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:19:16 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
this is some dumb shit
smokinJoeCalculus ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:22:29 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
pls stop
pls
[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 11:14:07 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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Tm23246 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:16:33 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
r/IAmVeryBadass
higilo ยท -17 points ยท Posted at 05:17:01 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Upvote this covfefe please.
matthewvigil ยท -14 points ยท Posted at 05:16:21 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You get an up vote!!!
NeutralLcsFAN ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 09:34:38 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Everyday we stray further from God.
syusop ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 11:23:01 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Trump = dumbo
sir_patrickryan14 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 11:55:16 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Shitpost Randy, Shitpost...
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 13:13:22 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.redd.it/rrqgam7hkz0z.jpg
de_witte ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 06:54:06 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Not bad, but his hair is on the wrong side.
Sagacity03 ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 10:18:10 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It means "I will stand up" In arabic and he just got back from the middle east. Not that big of a mystery.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DBN5wHhUMAARNjh.jpg:large
MrRowe ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:08:32 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Actually it means hamburger
Isn't inspect element a wonderful tool? Arabic doesn't use the Latin alphabet. "I will stand up" is actually ุณูู ุฃูู.
hoopsandpancakes ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 10:34:39 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Trump sending coded messages to the Russians via twitter. Savage.
PotatoesCanFly13 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 14:49:47 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Covfefe is one of the most unfunny memes ever. Please stop.
golfing_furry ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 07:41:14 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Not 'effing'?
SushiPaste ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 12:24:02 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You loser liberals are still on that? ๐
fjeddy ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 10:43:02 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
When did Pokemon become gaming?
Dunnojustletmein ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 10:45:14 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Probably when pokemon games were released in the 90's...
fjeddy ยท -10 points ยท Posted at 11:31:03 on June 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
game != gaming