Which one of these fonts are the comments using, specifically his H1? It always confuses me when I'm trying to find out what font something is and I get a list of 5 different ones, is there any way to find out explicitly what a given word's font is through inspect element?
The QA team at work do that in their bug repro screencasts. The videos are always 20 seconds reproducing the bug followed by 20 seconds of furious mouse wiggling circling the part of the screen with the issue. I imagine them shouting "THERE! LOOK! THERE'S THE BUG!" while recording the video.
no problem. the rest is as /u/Magistae said, but you can never be sure which font is being used based on the rules like /u/interiorlittlevenice claimed. For example if you visit this reddit on an OSX machine without MS Office installed, you most likely don't have Segoe UI installed, so it tries to grab the next fonts. The one that is being installed on all OSX Machines is Helvetica Neue, so it would display it as that.
The problem is that the rules tab doesn't show which one is really applied, it just shows the rules for it.
By going to the computed tab and scrolling all the way down you really see which fonts are being used.
There can even be more than one, for example if a font doesn't support Umlauts, it would display "42 Glyphs in Font XY, 6 Glyphs in font Z", so you really see which fonts are being applied.
It is the leftmost one, the first listed. Unless your computer doesn't has that font installed.
That is a css resource where you list a lot of fonts, so if the user doesn't have that font, it tries the next, and if he doesn't has that either he gets the other, and so on, until it stops at a very abragent term, like "sans-serif"; It means any font without serif is good.
This is very useful to know, I wasn't aware it worked like that but it makes a lot of sense, I thought the list simply showed all the fonts in use on a page. Thanks a lot
That's ridiculous, why would you put Frutiger lower down in the list of priorities when Segoe is a ubiquitous font? You put the rarest, most desirable first, then the common fallbacks. Also whoever put DejaVu Sans before Helvetica should burn in hell
it appears in the exact same order on this page, I guess it's just a bad copy'n'paste from somewhere. But I agree completely, even Segoe UI > Avenir next > Helvetica Neue > Helvetica > Roboto > Arial > sans-serif would've been better.
Ron Swanson doesn't believe in pre ordering wood working games. He simply shows up to buy a game and if the store he goes to doesn't have that game he will go to another store and so on and so forth. He will not guarantee anyone his money without having provided him a service first.
watusa ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:41:16 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You got top comment by pointing out the obvious.
Proud of you, too!
[deleted] ยท 1267 points ยท Posted at 04:13:26 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They actually did that on purpose, and included an Easter egg based on it! When you put the disc in the Xbox, if you put it in upside down so that it says Wood, you can play a lumberjack minigame where you use the chainsaw to try to clear forests while monsters attack
[deleted] ยท 642 points ยท Posted at 04:50:51 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You totally had me in the first sentence
[deleted] ยท 156 points ยท Posted at 10:15:40 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
The only one who's being fed anything is you, and I'm afraid all you've been eating is lies. Free range tables? Get reals. The poor bastard tables at ikea come straight from the slaugh...lumber house. And before that they're locked up 24/7 in table sized cages, which, for a table is hardly any wiggle room at all. I stopped buying tables a long time ago for this reason alone. I turned to the more ethical option of where to put my keys, phone and my xbox controllers - Fuck where am I going with this. I'm running out of parallels to make between farm animal cruelty and the origins of wooden furniture. damn I need to go to sleep it's like 7 am and I've been playing geometry wars since 9 pm
So it works?!? Been waiting for a confirmation before I try. I'll report back shortly :)
Edit: do you think GameStop will accept returns on a partially melted game disc? I wish I rented it from red box, they take anything back - even if it's just a piece of paper.
I realised I never finished it, I watched three episodes from season 8 last night - I'm really hoping for the same feeling I had when I finished Lost!!
qaisjp ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 11:11:28 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For those wondering this is true, the propriety hddvd discs that microsoft uses have a writeable memory block on both sides (bar code thingy wraped around the center hole on both sides) to combat piracy. They just took advantage of an exploit.
This reminds me. When I was maybe 5yr or 6yr old my old brother told me if you turned a portable radio upside down it will change the language to Spanish. He would demonstrate and flick the tuning dial to the Spanish station when flipped the radio over. I was totally fooled.
what the spork did you just say about me you little penguin poop? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the navy waffles, I am very random and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on neopets top guilds, and I have over 300 confirmed toodles. I have trained in maple syrup bisexual combat and I am top alien on invader zim 64. you are nothing to me but another pancake. I will call you names out with precision been seen on this blag, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away saying that to me over the internet? Think again, pooper. as we speak I am contacting my secret network of preteen girls across myspace, and they are all very bisexual. your IP adress is being traced, so you better prepare for the storm, toodles. the storm that splorks that pathetic little thing you call your pumpkin. you think you're random, kid? I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare randomness. Not only am I extensively trained in waffle combat, but I have access to then entire arsenal of the Club Pengouin Army of DOOOOOOMMMM and I will use it to it's full extent to spread your miserable peanut butter from the surface of this toast, you little poop. if only you could have known what tasty retributioon your little "random" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking toaster. But you couldn't, you didn't and now your paying the price, you goddamn imatture hater. I will toast waffles all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, toodles.
I thought the game sucked? Like, I didn't have the chance to play the beta, but I saw a lot of hate towards it in here (although it probably was just another Reddit hate bandwagon).
So glad to hear it's good then, what I've seen of the game (mainly the whole E3 gameplay) looked fantastic.
inksday ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:03:24 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm so glad, I didn't get a chance to play it last night, my pre-load went to waste. I am so excited to just finish work and get the fuck home lol.
What are you talking about?!? COD totally does suck! It's the worst! Not to mention that BF1 is going to be the end all be all shooters of all time because COD is the worstest worst to ever worst and DICE never ever fucks up a release!
Now excuse me, I need to create some more google accounts so I can keep downvoting the COD trailer so everyone knows how horrible it is, and then I'm going to go play this, one of my all time favourite games that has been completely forgotten by time!
I checked the legislation, what is and is not 'high impact' isn't defined (it's intentionally subjective). However the high impact category is paired with the R18+ rating, so anything that isn't suitable for minors would qualify (Note that gratuitous or sexual violence would cross into 'very high impact', and refused classification).
Yeah,posts like these are really splitting the community. When I first saw this thread I decided to create a splinter sub and axe this one. It can't harm to branch out afterall. Wood you join? At the moment there are only tree subscribers and two of them are threatening to leaf. Sorry if I'm barking up the wrong tree.
People getting all butthurt and salty over a mildly amusing picture that takes absolutely nothing from them.
It's like they're spoiled children or something and anything that isn't "super cereal and, like, totally mature" shatters their fragile psyches and is, like totally, uncool.
They can't be bothered to just roll their eyes and move on so as a demonstration of some kind of mental illness (at worst) or extreme social ineptitude that sees them being labeled as "that guy, the one who doesn't get invited to parties" (at best) they impotently rage against a non-existent machine.
It's the sequel to the classic first person shooter Log. "What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs, and over your neighbor's dog? What's great for a snack and fits on your back? It's log, log, log!"
I care more about your username than the picture. Fuckin 1337? That's like having the username "John", rest of us are just slummin it like the plebeians we are.
Wood is nice. Looking forward to playing with it myself. Where it is really at is Log. It rolls down stairs in singles and pairs. However it did roll over my neighbor's dog. It fits on your back and is great for a snack.
Reyeth ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 10:14:16 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
+1 from powdered toast man.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:02:00 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can't wait for Mom to give me Wood for Christmas.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:31:38 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Got Wood? Now you can show other people your skill with Wood on 10 exciting multiplayer maps! Buy the season pass and get 5 more for the prise of 2! Don't be behind the curve, get Wood now"
Isotop7 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:33:51 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
more like 'WOOO'
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:34:16 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
im hijacking this to ask 2 questions. Is it a good doom game or just a good shooter?
And is snapmap things you could publish? How does it work? Like mario maker (lol the comparison)? Like you could play a random playlist of levels? Thanks.
sjalv ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:25:27 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow. Back in the nineties Doom was one of the first PC games I played with my dad. The first Doom also scared the hell out of my nephew, who was 5 at the time. Nowadays the nephew is dead and my dad is not doing great either thanks to a debilitating illness. It's at the same time sad and funny to think that this game series will outlive them both. Maybe even me, who knows.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:44:19 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sick! I just unlocked the axe from Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter, it lets you strip of and shop trees in one swing, shatters them though so my score is super low because all you can make with the tree when I'm done with it is toothpicks
It was pretty clever to release the game on a Friday instead of a Tuesday like most game launches. That way no one has to call off work and you get the whole weekend to play the game.
ben1481 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:45:05 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
halo, is that you?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:10:42 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OH, you dont like that it looks like it could be a COD game from the art?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:59:22 on May 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I haven't picked up a cod game since back ops 2 but that's besides the point. The point here is that it's a generic fps cover and doesn't do a good job to distinct itself from other covers. When I see that cover, it doesn't scream badass demon killing space marine. It just whispers, another generic space marine shooter
Look even the Xbox logo is on the bottom it's obviously turned upside down? Plus I looked it up and there is no game called "Wood" released for the Xbox
redox6 ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 12:52:36 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seeing this on front page finally made me unsub from here.
[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 12:56:23 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm reading a book about wood. No, really. It's called Norwegian wood and it's about different kinds of trees, chopping wood, stacking wood, types of axes, etc...
It's actually really good!
rasel0 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 10:05:20 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You will have much fun in cutting trees.
P.S. Use Wedges on Big Trees
turicsa ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 10:11:04 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I heard of this one... You play as a demon living with other demons and aberrations, in a community of peace and prosperity until a human homicidal maniac starts killing everyone and everything without even trying to talk things out.
Right, that's the only valid pun done already. Thread closed, everyone. Nothing to see here. Move along now, just a regular old shitpost, you've seen a thousand like 'em.
Strutys ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 10:49:41 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My guy gets front page for taking a picture of an upside down game. Right......
Lol you took 1 karma from me to teach me a lesson? One fucking karma? I guess when you can't rely on using words, imaginary Internet points seem formidible.
Saved comment
Nethervex ยท 7132 points ยท Posted at 05:56:29 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
You just got front page of /r/gaming by turning box art upside down...
Proud of you.
BaileyJIII ยท 1603 points ยท Posted at 07:09:08 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great moves 1337, keep it up.
demerkies ยท 580 points ยท Posted at 08:36:51 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
proud of you
Bacon_Moustache ยท 205 points ยท Posted at 10:29:39 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That game did give me a half chub, so it makes sense.
Yasillydumb ยท 109 points ยท Posted at 10:40:38 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Proud of you?
kenba2099 ยท 73 points ยท Posted at 10:43:40 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Proud of your boy.
FFten2SUCKS ยท 76 points ยท Posted at 10:57:22 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We must now summon him by drinking Pepsi Max and eating a papa Johns medium meat lovers and then shitting him out. Just look at that form.
Own_For_Lols ยท 70 points ยท Posted at 10:58:41 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Don't you dare forget the V /\ P E S
PM_ME_NUDES_PLEASE_ ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 12:40:13 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PE/\KE!
Zeref3 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 13:34:11 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Praise the PE/\KE
PecaFistro ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:18:31 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SNIPED Y/\ !
PM_ME_NUDES_PLEASE_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:26 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GT-heeyyyy
0uttaTime ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 12:00:01 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But only the phattest vapes. VN
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:23:12 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
\//\ yall
bigguy1045 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:28:50 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Must be a Suburu driver!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:08:45 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And the bradberries too.
Chef_G0ldblum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:58:45 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
vape naysh, yall
Clayman2198 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:32:28 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You got any organic flavors like Mountain Dew or Cheetos?
aeriesan ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 11:22:06 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We get it, you vape.
Sokonit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:48:22 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You poor thing, are you lost?
sonicschall ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 11:23:09 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can I get a couple of sodie pops?
--SOURCE-- ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 11:35:21 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bo in the house
Im_A_Pasta_Sandwich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:23:54 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
U/Im_A_Pasta_Sandwich is the first Papa Memes delivery driver to deliver Papa Memes delivery online and we should all be proud of him
Wiiplay123 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:37:55 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Papa bless.
Kraze_F35 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:05:13 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FRESH MEMES
Kaldricus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:32:05 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Please drink a verification can
Cr1mz0nSKY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:34:05 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
cough papa johns the meats
Nevragen ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:51:59 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just have no idea what's going on here sometimes
Corner10 ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 12:04:03 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Let me try this upsidedown thing...
8008โฑขฦ55Gimme my gold bitches.
EDIT: ยกษนวbuษษนสs puฤฑส pืob วษฅส ษนoษ sสuษษฅส
bamforeo ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 12:12:57 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boobless?
):
snackpit ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:18:27 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sselboob
m00fire ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:00:23 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
umop apisdn
baminy ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 11:00:38 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't ever talk to me or my boy again.
Gperez83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:54:32 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hahaha
mindondrugs ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 10:45:30 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
O shit waddup
Bootlekk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:36 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/zJGtzdiesKU?t=3m8s
DigitalAbuse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:48:08 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh shit wud up?
silviad ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:47:07 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
why dont my dog bark when you come around
mitchyd17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:43:52 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Proud of dat boi?
HIs4HotSauce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:52:15 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Proud of dat boi.
kenba2099 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:00:16 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Waddup
getmad420 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:19:50 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Proud?
Edit: down votes? Must be because there's only one lebaron Freddy
Jonnyboxxx ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:28:59 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you my boy, Blue!
Cheesygoodness1 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:43:56 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Proud of Dat boi
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:16:32 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm Ron Burgundy?
kickasserole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:46:29 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shh bby, is ok
Insane_Artist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:58 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
half chub? I am fully torqued.
Soccadude123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:18:19 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So it's not actually garbage?
Kyle_The_G ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:43:30 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
full on semi
alukhan ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 11:48:10 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you crazy? Are you outta your mind?
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 10:47:58 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great job Ethan
xMau5 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 12:32:57 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks Michelle
Kyle_The_G ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 12:43:05 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
me too thanks
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 12:48:55 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aw thanks dad
[deleted] ยท -48 points ยท Posted at 08:57:17 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
DJ_McFuckstick ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 09:06:58 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ashamed of you
jaybram24 ยท -29 points ยท Posted at 09:11:24 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Great moves 1337, keep it up.
These are the risks you take with Reddit.
Keanumemes ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 09:38:15 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IT'S TIME TO STOP!
shag_her_neil ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 09:58:02 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GREAT MOVES 1337, keep it up.
ferrara44 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 10:00:02 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, it's getting better.
Nardo318 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 10:03:28 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GREAT MOVES 1337, keep it up.
rockpoo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:06:34 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great moves 1337, keep it up.
DogeMcDogeyDoge ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:10:07 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Keep it up, that's what she said.
halloni ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:18:56 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe we will strike gold if we keep it up?
Aliquis95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:28:30 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
You're a disgrace.
Edit: ...keep it up
halloni ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:35:16 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thats what your mother told me last night! Wait.. that doesn't work. I was never good at this
BaileyJIII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:22:31 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm calling Child Protective Services, where are your parents!
lMETHANBRADBERRY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:36:05 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reddit is like my girlfriend on her period. So hard to work out whether it's gonna be a hug or a stab wound.
Kongareddit ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 11:07:14 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bless!
ButcherPetesMeats ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 11:13:19 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great moves 138, keep it up.
[deleted] ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 10:00:10 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
keep it
upupright.smokedustshootcops ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 11:24:02 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
1337 as fuck
heinous_anus- ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 11:02:22 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wid his wood comin out
SwoleInOne ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:53:39 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm joooey saaaaalaaaads
ThatWarlock ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 10:13:33 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 10:26:30 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
[removed]
jakejakekk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:58:49 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because Papa Ethan didn't bless
ys57 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:41:07 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
VdVd bless
lord_edm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:45:56 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn I was totally gonna post this comment as soon as I saw the proud of you
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:20:30 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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BiggieSmallsNY ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:32:40 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
9 Years , four months and 9 days.
GimmeThePancakeBitch ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:29:24 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, redditor for 9 years. Was going to say how the fuck did he call dibs on that name.
ThisFckinGuy ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:04:36 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
LEEI*
BaileyJIII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:29:09 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This meme cannot be stopped!
KoozMooz ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:08:12 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LEE1
quanta_amnesia ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:21:14 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Keep it up(side down)
GodLovesScience ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 11:03:52 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
keep slayin boi
KayneC ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 11:18:20 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If u put 1337 upside down u get LEE1. He must be related to bruce lee.
BaileyJIII ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:20:27 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MRW
[deleted] ยท -14 points ยท Posted at 09:32:35 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
Mr_guyy1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:56:56 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'l 89 and my tummy hurts.
CQCnotBLT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:00:23 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm your mom and my ass hurts
Scala619 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:02:49 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
MikoSqz ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 10:42:50 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Take your upvote and go fuck yourself, OP.
sobrave2016 ยท 464 points ยท Posted at 09:45:15 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let's be honest here: it's because he
PUT THE FUCKING NAME OF THE GAME IN THE TITLE!
karreerose ยท 55 points ยท Posted at 09:52:50 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
huh..
font-family: "Segoe UI", Frutiger, "Frutiger Linotype", "Dejavu Sans", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serifall of a sudden it makes sense why /r/gaming looks so smooth.
sobrave2016 ยท 88 points ยท Posted at 10:00:45 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's cuz it's on PC, obviously /s
Corner10 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:19:57 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shots fired
TheRagingRavioli ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:35:39 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Accurately with a mouse.
oeoeoeoeo ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 10:32:11 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which one of these fonts are the comments using, specifically his H1? It always confuses me when I'm trying to find out what font something is and I get a list of 5 different ones, is there any way to find out explicitly what a given word's font is through inspect element?
karreerose ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 10:58:12 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
here you go
xorgol ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 11:07:55 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know why, but I really enjoyed the mouse circling motion.
Daniel15 ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 11:28:07 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The QA team at work do that in their bug repro screencasts. The videos are always 20 seconds reproducing the bug followed by 20 seconds of furious mouse wiggling circling the part of the screen with the issue. I imagine them shouting "THERE! LOOK! THERE'S THE BUG!" while recording the video.
IcedLance ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 11:35:57 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It rubs all the right spots.
Hobocannibal ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:17:15 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
thats one smoooooth gifv
Russellonfire ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:50:32 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are a saint amongst hairy neckbearded sinners.
Connarhea ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:04:04 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are a gent
DavidPH ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:21:58 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Upvoting not because i didn't know how to do that but because you're a kind redditor who took the time to make a gif showing others how to do it.
oeoeoeoeo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:16:29 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Amazing, I have never thought to check in the "computed" tab, thank you!
karreerose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:29:53 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
no problem. the rest is as /u/Magistae said, but you can never be sure which font is being used based on the rules like /u/interiorlittlevenice claimed. For example if you visit this reddit on an OSX machine without MS Office installed, you most likely don't have Segoe UI installed, so it tries to grab the next fonts. The one that is being installed on all OSX Machines is
Helvetica Neue, so it would display it as that.The problem is that the
rulestab doesn't show which one is really applied, it just shows the rules for it. By going to the computed tab and scrolling all the way down you really see which fonts are being used.There can even be more than one, for example if a font doesn't support Umlauts, it would display "42 Glyphs in Font XY, 6 Glyphs in font Z", so you really see which fonts are being applied.
oeoeoeoeo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:57:22 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Very useful information to know - thank you again
Saltychann ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:38:14 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you Daniel
karreerose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:39:53 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are the guy that was hiding in the trees and sniping down innocent people from far away back in the old CoD 2 times right?
Magistae ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:03:16 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It is the leftmost one, the first listed. Unless your computer doesn't has that font installed.
That is a css resource where you list a lot of fonts, so if the user doesn't have that font, it tries the next, and if he doesn't has that either he gets the other, and so on, until it stops at a very abragent term, like "sans-serif"; It means any font without serif is good.
oeoeoeoeo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:16:50 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is very useful to know, I wasn't aware it worked like that but it makes a lot of sense, I thought the list simply showed all the fonts in use on a page. Thanks a lot
Connarhea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:48:51 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I need to know this
oeoeoeoeo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:20:14 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Segoe UI!
Connarhea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:01:31 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you buddy.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:29:02 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
top.
cluelessperson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:10:31 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's ridiculous, why would you put Frutiger lower down in the list of priorities when Segoe is a ubiquitous font? You put the rarest, most desirable first, then the common fallbacks. Also whoever put DejaVu Sans before Helvetica should burn in hell
karreerose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:18:03 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
it appears in the exact same order on this page, I guess it's just a bad copy'n'paste from somewhere. But I agree completely, even Segoe UI > Avenir next > Helvetica Neue > Helvetica > Roboto > Arial > sans-serif would've been better.
CheeseWizzed ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:34:59 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frutiger .... Frutiger .... that's fun to say!
badgarok725 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:24:08 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
People have been asking for that to be a rule for years, probably since the subreddit was made. It will never happen
Preponderancy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:40:34 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Woosh
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:35:25 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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Preponderancy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:40:24 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Woosh
sobrave2016 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:37:22 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're out of your element, Donnie.
HeWhoIsMighty ยท 74 points ยท Posted at 09:48:49 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's one swood guy.
NoCareLuke ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 10:11:25 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WE USED TO SAY THIS ALL THE TIME IN CALI! SWOOD THIS, SWOOD THAT! THE FUCK DOES SWOOD MEAN?!?
lMETHANBRADBERRY ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 10:37:47 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's very similar to aladeen.
HelloImHorse ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 10:50:24 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
:D!!..... :(... :D!!!!!
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:49:56 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love that movie so much
I426Hemi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:17:23 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because Katy Perry let me Aladeen all over her face!
Gil_Demoono ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 11:35:58 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HEY SWOOD DUDE, WANNA GO DROP IN ON A GROMMIT?
slapbass_andtickle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:47:37 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck did this guy just say to me?
Deadpool_irl ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 11:09:50 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I say it all the time when I'm playing STREET HOCK!
sexihunk666 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 10:31:03 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ECH ECH ECH!!!
JarlaxleForPresident ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:59:54 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wasnt it that game in the computer lab where you shot the monster faces at other monster faces to match them up and make them disappear?
DapperSandwich ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 11:02:45 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was Snood.
slapbass_andtickle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:47:13 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's similar to skrong
jaredjeya ยท 60 points ยท Posted at 10:25:29 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now this is shitposting!
Doctective ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 11:17:10 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Now that's what I call shitposting vol. 5
AusCan531 ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 10:19:42 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seems alright to me. (Aussie).
tchron ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 10:21:03 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ron Swanson has had that on reserve for months.
Stinkybelly ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 10:47:37 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ron Swanson doesn't believe in pre ordering wood working games. He simply shows up to buy a game and if the store he goes to doesn't have that game he will go to another store and so on and so forth. He will not guarantee anyone his money without having provided him a service first.
Bonemonster ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:48:17 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit! That IS what Ron would do.
Stinkybelly ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:55:47 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
True capitalist...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:31:22 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He has it reserved, not preordered.
SirFoxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:08:06 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
God I remember the days of playing Brutal Wood. That shit was insane. Wood coming at you in waves, bark flying everywhere.
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 09:13:12 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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BaZing3 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 10:44:44 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It would've been a picture of the original Doom asking if anyone else remembered it since it deserved a remake. Good thing they remade it first.
Sparkfist83 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:50:50 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Might just be the whole motivation behind it.
The-Iron-Ass ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 10:44:22 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now he's frontpage of all of reddit... by getting wood. His life has peaked.
sirjunkinthetrunk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:37:46 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I bet the game is HARD.
Mrqueue ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 09:10:53 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
and with the xbone version
AvatarIII ยท 60 points ยท Posted at 10:02:53 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you mean the auoqx version?
lMETHANBRADBERRY ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 10:38:57 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I worked out the rest, but how did you do the upside down x?
Doctective ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:15:47 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unicode set 2
Clickrack ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:39:27 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
หsษฏวืqoษนd วืสสฤฑื s,วษฤฑื ษo ืืษ 'oส uoฤฑสnืos puษ 'ษo วsnษษ วษฅส sฤฑ วpoษฤฑun
Oh wait, that might be RegEx.
kenba2099 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:44:31 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He entered the point reflection macro
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:39:02 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I honestly don't understand how the upside down o worked
vonslik ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:53:47 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh thats what it was..
Shigjetar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:43:33 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dear diary,
Today, someone did something pretty cool.
NiftyDarkrider981 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:14:19 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck I'm too drunk. I had to get this far into the comments to understand what the title meant.
Second_Hand_Suit ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:39:33 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You seem like the type of person who would appreciate this. Just as a warning, whenever someone capitalises a word ending with IGN it can get confusing.
Mrqueue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:55:52 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
added to chrome!
DownvotesForAdmins ยท -12 points ยท Posted at 09:22:24 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
seriously. grosssss
grasspopper ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:23:10 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Xobx
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 10:07:47 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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beatokko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:28:39 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yup, free 4K internet points. Saw a chance and took it.
mrgonzalez ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:09:10 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would really respect some gameplay of the game being played upside down
Itsnotironic444 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:30:23 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And by saying he got wood.
lokesen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:51:36 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Wood' is clooser to the box than 'WOOD'.
AalphaQ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:51:48 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah... I expected it to be a typo/misprint of the case, not just some guy turning it upside down...
propellhatt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:51:56 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
just wanted to let you know we're all counting on you, good luck.
Doctor__Ew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:57:54 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's da real MVP.
SmileEmptySoul89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:11:01 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
when you turn it upside down the D becomes "d" - this is a bunch of bullshit.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:22:57 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Top of my front page now. Guy's done good.
pucado ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:29:17 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And unfortunately, still better than most of the posts of the sub.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:38:54 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not hard to get to the front page of this shitty sub
wbulot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:39:22 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's frontpage of r/all actually :)
dacookeymonsta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:40:18 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Way to go Leel
dafood48 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:42:06 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This says something more about the subscribers than OP really
Dalai_Fapa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:12:36 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your just jelly cause he got that first.
Awesomeman204 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:13:25 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
got to the front page of reddit itself
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:22:56 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
probably higher quality than half the shit that gets to the front page here
yousyveshughs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:23:20 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You of proud
JackSoNimble ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:38:16 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You just got 3500 karma for describing the post..
Proud of you.
_krab ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:43:52 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just voted this up because I want more people to buy Doom so it has a bigger multiplayer community.
natehaskey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:51:19 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And you got the top comment by obviously stating what he did... Funny how that works eh?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:17:02 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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DownvotesForAdmins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:23:21 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I seriously love it so far. so much action
becoruthia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:11:53 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He deserved it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:13:20 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's this subreddit for you.
FabFlabby ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 09:54:24 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This dates back to like... 1993.
box-art ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 09:54:30 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The head rush :(
VonBeegs ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:54:17 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Upvoted by the peasantry.
LiterallyEA ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:42:34 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great moments in shitposting.
vonslik ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:51:18 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You just got the top comment by stating the obvious
mrrainandthunder ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:53:36 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And top of /r/all too ...
Mozz78 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:53:40 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He did a 180, but with training he could do a whole 360 and post the result for probably even more karma.
JamesonG42 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:53:42 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We did it, everyone!
MedievalSpaceMan ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:54:18 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Front page of reddit
Tjeliep ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:09:42 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
หnoส ษo pnoษนิ
หหหuสop วpแดsdn สษนษ xoq ฦuแดuษนnส สq ฦuแดษฏษฦ/ษน/ ษo วฦษd สuoษนษ สoฦ สsnษพ noโ
Qixotic ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:10:59 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
With a joke literally older than the web... I bet there are BBS and USENET posts using this exact joke from 1993. OP is the king of reposts.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:12:01 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You guys are simple folk.
Crisco_fister ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:12:08 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
Sardonnicus ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:22:22 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why wood people upvote that?
A_Michelin_Chef ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:27:24 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's on front page of /r/all now too
BU_Milksteak ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:36:41 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's on the front page of freakin' reddit now.
stk01001 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:43:49 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This was #1 topic on the front page when I logged on this morning..
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:45:55 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
23 year old box art...
thechilipepper0 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:58:48 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let's get him to the top of r/all
Burt-Macklin ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:04:51 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/60iYTDl.gif
FavoriteGayStreamer ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:08:02 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
On reddit people upvote even dog's shit to the front page.
bdizzy ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:53:00 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And no spongbob mermaidman belt reference
Knight-of-Black ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:00:00 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/gXIqFrR.png
im doing my part!
Nethervex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:03 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
K
watusa ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:41:16 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You got top comment by pointing out the obvious.
Proud of you, too!
[deleted] ยท 1267 points ยท Posted at 04:13:26 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They actually did that on purpose, and included an Easter egg based on it! When you put the disc in the Xbox, if you put it in upside down so that it says Wood, you can play a lumberjack minigame where you use the chainsaw to try to clear forests while monsters attack
[deleted] ยท 642 points ยท Posted at 04:50:51 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You totally had me in the first sentence
[deleted] ยท 156 points ยท Posted at 10:15:40 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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AFakeman ยท 60 points ยท Posted at 10:19:15 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you gonna harm these monsters?
[deleted] ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 10:22:11 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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sex_at_noon_taxes ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 10:39:33 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's the implication
itisjabob ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:40:52 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is this how you wanted those monsters to feel?
Larry_Jenkins ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 11:27:17 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They have... boyfriends? Y-y-you two LIED TO ME
auCoffeebreak ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 10:42:13 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But that third part, wow what a rush of emotions this has been!
Clickrack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:40:38 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Might want to take a break before you get heart palpitations.
KIRBYTIME ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:00 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What like some form of woodchuck?
romericanesc ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:02:02 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Like in a caber toss?
MikoSqz ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 10:41:39 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He had me at 'hello'.
No, wait. He didn't say 'hello'.
Clickrack ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 11:41:05 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was Adele.
MikoSqz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:13:59 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Umm excuse me I believe it was Lionel Richie
cmad182 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:28:26 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Renรฉe Zellweger said it first.
joegekko ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:28:36 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You never had me. You never had your car.
pjokinen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:23:16 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They had us in the first half...
pr1ntscreen ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:56:27 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There was only one sentense
Clickrack ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:41:21 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How many years? 20?
CouldBeWolf ยท 207 points ยท Posted at 04:32:41 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want to believe!
slabh8r ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 12:14:20 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can if you try.
ozfiend ยท 161 points ยท Posted at 08:02:55 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
if you put the cover in the oven for 20mins on 220c it turns into a coffee table.
Wietse10 ยท 68 points ยท Posted at 09:09:49 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A wooden coffee table
Gutterflame ยท 152 points ยท Posted at 10:20:53 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just tried...
The result.
OliveOilBaron ยท 83 points ยท Posted at 10:27:34 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The odd shape is from the plastic melting and pooling outwards, before reverting back to it's natural state of wood.
Gutterflame ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 10:30:10 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I appreciate good, solid science like this.
Clickrack ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:41:58 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not just science, but Nobel-prize-worthy science!
The_MoistMaker ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:06:22 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/shittyaskscience
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:37:06 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
amazing eli5
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 10:28:10 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow!
glad0s98 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 11:50:18 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
extraordinary!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:23:27 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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NamelessAce ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:41:52 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BUY MY BEARD
CommanderDub ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:51:42 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nice shot!
rambi2222 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:56:04 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Looks impractical
Tanner1428 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:27:59 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think the reason it isn't a perfect coffee table is that you forgot to put the disc in the case before throwing it in the oven
tomatoaway ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 10:10:11 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
waitaminute... I thought coffee tables were just free range tables raised in Ikea warehouses and fed a diet of coffee and walnuts.
JonMeadows ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 10:54:18 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The only one who's being fed anything is you, and I'm afraid all you've been eating is lies. Free range tables? Get reals. The poor bastard tables at ikea come straight from the slaugh...lumber house. And before that they're locked up 24/7 in table sized cages, which, for a table is hardly any wiggle room at all. I stopped buying tables a long time ago for this reason alone. I turned to the more ethical option of where to put my keys, phone and my xbox controllers - Fuck where am I going with this. I'm running out of parallels to make between farm animal cruelty and the origins of wooden furniture. damn I need to go to sleep it's like 7 am and I've been playing geometry wars since 9 pm
tomatoaway ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 11:10:41 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
sleep now, the wars can wait
Clickrack ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 11:38:05 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The sweet, sweet embrace of death is the best sleep one can get.
NoCapslockMustScream ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 10:42:34 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Considering everything Ikea is broken down into convenient boxes and reassembled, you've painted a pretty gruesome image here.
timfrombriz ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 09:14:32 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you sure it's 220c?
kevinpdx ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 09:50:30 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So it works?!? Been waiting for a confirmation before I try. I'll report back shortly :)
Edit: do you think GameStop will accept returns on a partially melted game disc? I wish I rented it from red box, they take anything back - even if it's just a piece of paper.
prone_to_laughter ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:11:42 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They'll take a piece of paper?
kevinpdx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:01 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://m.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/3wixt9/got_ripped_off_at_redbox_this_morning_whoever_did/
https://m.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/3d891w/i_wont_go_to_a_redbox_again_tried_three_times_to/
There are better examples out there too.
straub42 ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 09:52:17 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dexter: The Finale: The Video Game
Korrasch ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 10:26:18 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You son of a bitch, I had JUST forgotten about how shitty that ended.
Fuck you.
straub42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:41:07 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never forget...
GrimQuim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:28:22 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I realised I never finished it, I watched three episodes from season 8 last night - I'm really hoping for the same feeling I had when I finished Lost!!
qaisjp ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 11:11:28 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
spoiler
LilyPadLove88 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 10:35:35 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For those wondering this is true, the propriety hddvd discs that microsoft uses have a writeable memory block on both sides (bar code thingy wraped around the center hole on both sides) to combat piracy. They just took advantage of an exploit.
captainwacky91 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 11:05:24 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, that's just an Xbox feature.
If you put a slice of ham in the Xbox, you can play a little mini game featuring pigs.
bsjay ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:11:02 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Like Serious Ham?
oo- ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:34:20 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Like Serious Sam?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:37:13 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tree Dude!
APeacefulWarrior ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:45:19 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Oh, so it's just like how if you put in the old Apple II Karateka disk in upside down, the game would be upside down. Makes sense.
;-)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:20:54 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
upside-down loadable content
i-get-stabby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:39:33 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This reminds me. When I was maybe 5yr or 6yr old my old brother told me if you turned a portable radio upside down it will change the language to Spanish. He would demonstrate and flick the tuning dial to the Spanish station when flipped the radio over. I was totally fooled.
DarthTauri ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:47:24 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TISSB
MunkyL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:26:09 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It 'leaves' a lot to be desired though.
Richeh ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:33:22 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You, sir, are a charlatan.
LonePaladin ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:10:20 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's actually a game like that, called Jack Lumber.
Zombiii ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:29:50 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This kind of reminded of that Redneck Rampage game from years ago.
Eddiero ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:48:08 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No no you have to turn your Xbox, while on the Title Screen. This will unlock the Easteregg Minigame.
Greedymogwai ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 09:54:18 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It'd make it a better game tbh
ShadowStealer7 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 09:55:25 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, it sets the game to Wumbo
NoCapslockMustScream ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 10:39:51 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"...to try to clear forests while actual cannibal Shia Labeouf attacks." FTFY
[deleted] ยท -93 points ยท Posted at 05:28:34 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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officially_a_corgi ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 06:26:37 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
holds up spork
Pixelologist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:14:09 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
what the spork did you just say about me you little penguin poop? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the navy waffles, I am very random and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on neopets top guilds, and I have over 300 confirmed toodles. I have trained in maple syrup bisexual combat and I am top alien on invader zim 64. you are nothing to me but another pancake. I will call you names out with precision been seen on this blag, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away saying that to me over the internet? Think again, pooper. as we speak I am contacting my secret network of preteen girls across myspace, and they are all very bisexual. your IP adress is being traced, so you better prepare for the storm, toodles. the storm that splorks that pathetic little thing you call your pumpkin. you think you're random, kid? I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare randomness. Not only am I extensively trained in waffle combat, but I have access to then entire arsenal of the Club Pengouin Army of DOOOOOOMMMM and I will use it to it's full extent to spread your miserable peanut butter from the surface of this toast, you little poop. if only you could have known what tasty retributioon your little "random" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking toaster. But you couldn't, you didn't and now your paying the price, you goddamn imatture hater. I will toast waffles all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, toodles.
jesusFap666 ยท 395 points ยท Posted at 03:57:08 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
psh, didn't even get the limited OAK edition....
I_PLAY_INITIUM ยท 272 points ยท Posted at 05:38:36 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Limited oak edition
Clonetrooperkev ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 11:33:13 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hmm.
Im_A_Pasta_Sandwich ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 12:43:55 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ECH
Hypodeemic_Nerdle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:10:03 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's sublime
DrDolphinrider ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:50:17 on May 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's godlike
Hypodeemic_Nerdle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:13:30 on May 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's GOOOOOOD
dzwright2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:23:19 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I bet it wooden start
[deleted] ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 05:17:47 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
all 151 variant covers to get
chubbyurma ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 06:58:47 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
For when you're hungrythirsty
Richeh ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 11:35:42 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That is an excellent advertisement.
chubbyurma ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:53:50 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah not bad ay
becoruthia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:26:29 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Turning upside down, gets 'XVO'. Don't get it...
mr_d0gMa ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 09:10:08 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He came when he heard you beat the elite 4
game004 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:52:55 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is that the one with the hot birch in the beginning?
[deleted] ยท 211 points ยท Posted at 10:29:53 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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karmatiger ยท 70 points ยท Posted at 10:41:01 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My car is low on 710"
[deleted] ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 11:04:45 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 11:31:46 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
top.
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 11:36:04 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 11:41:06 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Weird
CrashB111 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:39 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The cousin of the PIC-NIC error as well.
coopxerxes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:51:53 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Joke too incongruent to apply.
I426Hemi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:20:33 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Right next to the left handed screwdriver and the box of grid squares.
VitameatavegamN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:46:15 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also known as the PICNIC compartment
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:52:28 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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karmatiger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:06:29 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
perhaps this will help
Octopus_Tetris ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:51:28 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have an SNSV laptop.
bmilo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:18 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where's the +jews USB charger?
JackFlynt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:33 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is clearly a common problem
[deleted] ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 11:21:14 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Devile ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 11:40:43 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
snsv, doesn't work with capital "N"
no_social_skills ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:58:32 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lol thanks for the clarification there.
UltraviolenceInc ยท 234 points ยท Posted at 04:27:17 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't think Wood was very swood.
[deleted] ยท 114 points ยท Posted at 04:52:12 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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CarverM ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 05:24:05 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yore move u/warnzzz
Ecoleech ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 05:38:38 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hahaha.... Oh, I made myself sad.
AnInvention ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 09:01:17 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The heart snaps in two ;_;
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:58 on May 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just kidding!
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 11:37:42 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What happened to warnzz?! He was the best part of /r/jontron and /r/JonTronAnarchy!
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 13:59:17 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/JonTronAnarchy might be the most redundant subreddit I've ever seen.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:29 on May 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I... I don't know what that was.
DrDolphinrider ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:09 on May 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He deleted his account because he said he was spending too much time on reddit
Mightymushroom1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:26 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RIP
Gromit43 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 07:00:41 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DID SOMEBODY SAY GROMIT
Jakevader2 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 12:57:48 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, he said "grommet."
Gromit43 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:59:56 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FUCK
Jakevader2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:27 on May 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just noticed your username. lol
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 10:28:35 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
On a serious note I've heard really good things about the single player
NoCapslockMustScream ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 10:44:14 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And Snap map looks awesome.
MightyGreenPanda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:52:30 on May 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I thought the game sucked? Like, I didn't have the chance to play the beta, but I saw a lot of hate towards it in here (although it probably was just another Reddit hate bandwagon).
So glad to hear it's good then, what I've seen of the game (mainly the whole E3 gameplay) looked fantastic.
inksday ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:03:24 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm so glad, I didn't get a chance to play it last night, my pre-load went to waste. I am so excited to just finish work and get the fuck home lol.
ElQuesoBandito ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 08:55:28 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
actually, the wood snaps in two
Kurohagane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:41:48 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
mfw
hoaxymore ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:12:06 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Although Doom is quite dooms.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 10:44:47 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But hey that's not so cool
You can't kick King K. Rool
Cause he's mean, and he's green!
But they did in Donkeykongcountryreturns ehtheyreplacedhimwithWood
Deadpool_irl ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:11:50 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Foot...Bag
ekkstra ยท 197 points ยท Posted at 04:11:15 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I heard it's really hard.
beatokko ยท 107 points ยท Posted at 04:47:11 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And it feels awkward in the morning.
AllUltima ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 05:13:11 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And you can tell how old it is by cutting out a slice and counting the rings
Bumi_Earth_King ยท 92 points ยท Posted at 09:08:21 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How old is it if blood keeps spurting out? Urgent.
Tslat ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 09:30:31 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You must have made a mistake
Try cutting another slice and see if that one has rings instead
Soul-Burn ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:11:33 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It had no rings on it. I guess no one liked it :(
NoCapslockMustScream ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:45:28 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"How old is it if sap keeps spurting out?" FTFY
Clickrack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:44:02 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Urgently ask on /r/askAShittyDoctor
tsnErd3141 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 11:02:16 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hmm, you have a really old wood.
[deleted] ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 05:15:26 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It gets more awkward when I pull on it.
I_PLAY_INITIUM ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 05:23:46 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
..in front of grandma.
ZheVulture ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 07:05:08 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It gets weirder when grandpa did too.
Mckmitch ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 08:36:31 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Especially since they're both dead...
beatokko ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:25:20 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That never stopped me tho...
xen84 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:57:14 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Aristocrats.
SgtSlaughterEX ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:00:03 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What a Twist ending!
ph_wolverine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:00:25 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
mmmmMMMMmmmm
mr_d0gMa ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 09:10:41 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's what she said?
Requiem36 ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 08:57:06 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For real thought, getting two shotted in the first level in Ultra-violence was a shock.
Okomokomok ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 08:08:07 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He is the real /u/1337
wyatt1209 ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 10:16:39 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
9 year user... 201 comment karma. ok
Tonguestun ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 10:36:49 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Such wasted potential.
[deleted] ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 10:48:30 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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sword4raven ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 12:32:40 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Such fulfilled potential then.
bmilo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:56 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck. I didn't even know reddit was 9 years old.
predictingzepast ยท 101 points ยท Posted at 04:27:58 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You got the new 3NO XO8X?? I'm so jelly
Wraldpyk ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 09:55:43 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He actually got the ษno xodx
AvatarIII ยท 64 points ยท Posted at 10:05:31 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
not the auo xoqx?
pamelahoward ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 10:46:47 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
this one works almost perfectly, apart from the e, so this is the best option.
AvatarIII ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 10:47:34 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's also nice that it needs no special characters. the a for upside down e is a stretch but it's not so bad.
UncleSniffy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:39:33 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
this conversation made my head hurt
[deleted] ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 10:27:10 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Wraldpyk ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 12:03:14 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
it is mirrored, not upside down ;)
bmilo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:47 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
xpox oue?
pen15es ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:01 on May 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's an Xpox ouG?
ForeverAvailable ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:25:02 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heard you had the Xpox, get well soon.
Wraldpyk ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 12:02:40 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
it is mirrored, not upside down
kingkuya777 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 10:05:51 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, never knew Microsoft made diseases
fuck-nexus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:18:38 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They always have
(oops)
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 11:19:12 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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pen15es ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:11 on May 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The voice in my head sounded like it had marbles in its mouth when I read that
fiddlenutz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:45:42 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's code for the E-NOxOBx.
Hypothesis_Null ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 10:26:02 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think they used the same font as that "ZOO" movie.
Dunno why they called it 'zoo' though. Not a single animal - just a few hundred half-naked guys fighting off some hedonistic metro-sexual.
chambertlo ยท 183 points ยท Posted at 09:28:38 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/shitpost
[deleted] ยท 172 points ยท Posted at 09:44:40 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"/r/gaming."
fusselchen ยท 108 points ยท Posted at 10:36:30 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why did you post the exact same comment?
BallinHonky ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 11:32:47 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuckin got em
pslayer89 ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 10:53:05 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It can also be /r/anime
TheMightyArsenal ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 13:47:21 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Better than all the DAE think CoD sucks posts lately
ThePackmanCometh ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:41:26 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Even more people have disliked the Call of Duty trailer on Youtube!"
SuperMegaCoolPerson ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:41:31 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What are you talking about?!? COD totally does suck! It's the worst! Not to mention that BF1 is going to be the end all be all shooters of all time because COD is the worstest worst to ever worst and DICE never ever fucks up a release!
Now excuse me, I need to create some more google accounts so I can keep downvoting the COD trailer so everyone knows how horrible it is, and then I'm going to go play this, one of my all time favourite games that has been completely forgotten by time!
Tristan379 ยท -19 points ยท Posted at 10:12:57 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 11:06:49 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The number of comments complaining about the post is directly proportional to how far you scroll down.
WretchedMonkey ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 11:11:11 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think I love you
-GeneralDerp- ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:35:31 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love you, you love me
thechilipepper0 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 13:01:12 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Then why don't you marry him
DoctorScubaSteve ยท 103 points ยท Posted at 05:48:51 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โด S O ิ โด I H S
GHUltimate ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 11:20:47 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For some reason I read this as "STOP THIS"
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:08:21 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're not alone
penkki ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:28:03 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
well, it is an anagram.
Your mind probably flipped the letters without rotating the words so
TSOP TIHS
looks more like
STOP THIS
than
SHIT POST
artganify ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 11:12:32 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
gcpasserby ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 05:10:11 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WOOO~
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 10:30:14 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/Gi8BKND.jpg
itsmevichet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:25:51 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Ric Flair skin would do justice to any game it appeared in. Sparkly, swaggering justice.
chamberx2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:42:08 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Limousine ridin'!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:28:40 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SPACE MOUNTAIN
ThirdRook ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 08:46:41 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Are you Australian by any chance?
Edit: For those who don't seeem to get the joke, I asked this because everything is upside down in Down Under.
CarlCarlton ยท 75 points ยท Posted at 10:10:43 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*checks comment history*
เฒ _เฒ
NoCapslockMustScream ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 10:46:51 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well that escalated quickly.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 11:49:12 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When else would you host an orgy though, really?
NoCapslockMustScream ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:56:44 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, clearly not now that WOOD has been released.
wombat1 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 10:38:35 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Given it has an Australian R18+ rating on it - he certainly is!
sunjay140 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:02:41 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
While we're speaking of the rating, wtf is 'high impact' supposed to mean?
snkn179 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 11:18:12 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It impacts you when you're high.
splendidfd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:59:07 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I checked the legislation, what is and is not 'high impact' isn't defined (it's intentionally subjective). However the high impact category is paired with the R18+ rating, so anything that isn't suitable for minors would qualify (Note that gratuitous or sexual violence would cross into 'very high impact', and refused classification).
http://www.classification.gov.au/Pages/View.aspx?sid=mEMeD26gY1039pVJKITWeg%253d%253d&ncdctx=sAvAtgEJ%252fvdRrF1Nq2NV%252fooinkps1j9s2Z5u6RgMiIjK588698kELYYSbGNMhcHQ
https://www.legislation.gov.au/Details/F2012L01934
ThirdRook ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:01:05 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Woosh!
wombat1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:17 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah mate I caught it - just verifying your joke with the actual facts. That cover, like me and everything around me, is upside down.
zorlan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:33:50 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, but we're also upside down so we see it fine.
ThirdRook ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:24 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So how did OP know about WOOD edition then?
zorlan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:00 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He didn't, he took a photo and wrote DOOM in the title, they just look flipped outside Australia.
ClassyJacket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:47:51 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually, they are. That's an Australian rating on the box. And OP's last six comments directly indicate they're Australian.
ThirdRook ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:00:47 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Woosh!
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 11:43:13 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've heard the games framerate makes it a bit choppy.
text_fish ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:43:08 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Be sure to save any error logs.
MagmaiKH ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 13:57:53 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who cares - it's packed to the gills full of peasantry and is a disgrace to the legacy.
[deleted] ยท 60 points ยท Posted at 09:56:30 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus Christ this sub has had some dogshit voted to the front page the last few days
ManicLord ยท 84 points ยท Posted at 10:35:41 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You must be new here
Clickrack ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:44:31 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, welcome to Reddit
Exceon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:26:55 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At least there are less anniversary posts now.
cudder17 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:01:57 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yet you all keep coming back
INTERNETMASTER666 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:45:27 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
posts picture of Super Mario Bros DOES ANYONE WANT A SEQUEL TO THIS GEM
bmlol ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 05:51:01 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's LOOOOG it's LOOOOG it's better than metal, it's wood.
Mugendon ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 10:25:25 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2C7mNr5WMjA
For reference :)
Von_Miller ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 08:28:14 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What's great for a snack and fits on your back? LOG LOG LOG"
straub42 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 09:54:45 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs? Rolls over your neighbors dog?
BadAndNationwide ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 10:18:00 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's looog looog, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood!
antaymonkey ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:01:05 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
it's loooooooog, loooooog, it's better than bad; it's good!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:18:41 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're gonna love it, log! Come on and get your log! Everyone needs a log! log, log, log.
Log, From BLAMMO
ComicPi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:06:25 on May 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I came to these comments looking for this. So happy
ohnopavel ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 10:10:09 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You should get MOOOOM instead tbh
xyroclast ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 10:18:34 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I prefer DOOD
bmilo ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:40:54 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DOOT
xyroclast ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:45:33 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THANK
bombikid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:32:59 on May 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MR SKELTAL
sunjay140 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:01:49 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you a prinny?
xyroclast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:21 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
u wot m8
sunjay140 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:40:58 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Disgaea reference. Prinnies say dood a lot.
Clickrack ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:45:18 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How many udders do you get to start?
...asking for a friend.
zhusker1221 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:40:43 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your jokes are bad and you should feel bad
[deleted] ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 09:56:01 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
text_fish ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:51:34 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah,posts like these are really splitting the community. When I first saw this thread I decided to create a splinter sub and axe this one. It can't harm to branch out afterall. Wood you join? At the moment there are only tree subscribers and two of them are threatening to leaf. Sorry if I'm barking up the wrong tree.
cryptovariable ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 13:32:11 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know, right?
People getting all butthurt and salty over a mildly amusing picture that takes absolutely nothing from them.
It's like they're spoiled children or something and anything that isn't "super cereal and, like, totally mature" shatters their fragile psyches and is, like totally, uncool.
They can't be bothered to just roll their eyes and move on so as a demonstration of some kind of mental illness (at worst) or extreme social ineptitude that sees them being labeled as "that guy, the one who doesn't get invited to parties" (at best) they impotently rage against a non-existent machine.
I agree with you: Pathetic.
CouchMage ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 10:13:05 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Welp, that's it. Unsubscribing from r/gaming.
FuckinHomerunChippah ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:03:58 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/JustUnsubbed
crazyprsn ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:47:04 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yep. It's time to move on to less shitposty pastures.
Andersmith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:17:56 on May 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/games maybe
mobitz1 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 06:12:55 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Morning expansion pack!!
DidUBringTheStuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:58:10 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
smh dude.
canyoutriforce ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 09:33:17 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/shitpost
INTERNETMASTER666 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:43:19 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Burn this sub to the fucking ground
Akuuntus ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 10:41:34 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A+ shitpost
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:12:38 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This sub is fucking dumber then r/funny
xTye ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:30:38 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/shitpost
pen15es ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:01:03 on May 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
This is the most hilariously half assed attempt at getting karma I've ever seen.
BinLadenBComin ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 11:59:27 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the ultimate shitpost. I'm kind of impressed.
downbythesea ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 11:43:48 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shit post of 2016
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:40:05 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How the fuck is this shit on the front page
gameratwork666 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:39:43 on May 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LOL GET IT IT'S LIKE A BONER HAHAHAHAHAHA PENIS LOL
Deathshuck ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 10:37:06 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How does shit like this get into the front page with 3k upvotes?
TheloniousPhunk ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:30:50 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because redditors are morons.
Rahmin_Noodle_Queen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:38 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
People are morons, reddit just brings us all together to show how dumb we are.
Rimuladas ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 11:02:54 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
people without gold will never know........mwamwahahhaahhahha!
anshuxinha ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:25:48 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why is this on the first page?
KronoakSCG ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:16:07 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
nice to see the Australian copy came out as well
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:56:52 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zero effort or thought involved.
Gets a stupid amount of upvotes.
This is how you reddit.
If you believe in karma points and that sort of nonsense.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 08:48:11 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
jesus christ this post is horrible who the fuck upvoted this garbage?
Harperlarp ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 10:45:45 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Post a game box upside down, front page.
The fuck is wrong with you people?
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:06:47 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/shitpost
Hullabalooga ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:21:10 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The chainsaw is so overpowered in that game..
hardyflashier ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:40:10 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This. Made it to the front page.
This.
Hedgehog_emperor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:54:03 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/shitpost
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:02:58 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you fucking kidding me op
applesouce ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:01:15 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You've got wood, I've got wood. Let play with our woods.
helpfulchris ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:32:37 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you sure it isn't Wooo?
TheRandomRGU ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:20:50 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sigh
Crabcakeboogie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:38:11 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frontpage now
R/gaming might as well be a Facebook feed
DRACULA_WOLFMAN ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:05:07 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is such a stupid fucking post, but I'll be damned if it didn't give me a good chuckle.
Tebasaki ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:25:28 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WOOO
Roushlordd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:18:06 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WOOO!
MAADcitykid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:29:03 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the top post on Reddit. I think I'm leaving you guys
bellsofwar3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:29:13 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How does stuff like this make front page?
fuckfacee ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:29:23 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck these shitposts
ChimBlade ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:28:22 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh dude! If you look at it upside down, it kind of looks like the cover of DOOM! What a coincidence huh?
necromundus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:09 on May 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bethesda gives me wood, too.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:50 on May 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've heard wood 2 is even harder
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:13 on May 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I prefer Log.
NYbeast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:07 on May 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Must be a chinese fake. Like that guy who had his PC case upside down.
lostamerican123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:42 on May 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I read this as "Woo'd" I am a fool
The_Heef ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:48 on May 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WOOD? Ric Flair is shaking his drunken head at you right now. WOOO!
fragmentsmusic7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:01:17 on May 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I laughed way harder than I should have at that. But it just hit me the right way.
HakJak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:27 on May 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me too! I just woke up with one in my hand.
Popboy11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:03 on November 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nice job!
gurdijak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:18:26 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What a shitpost.
BrassBass ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:29:23 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is the game as good as I hope it is?
Bobblefighterman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:39:53 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm just happy no one has pulled the old 'Get it because Australia is upside down so he's holding normally hahahaha' joke.
Nezure ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:31:41 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Umop apisdn?
Aarmed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:51:38 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NO IMGUR I DON'T WANT YOUR FUCKING APP
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:37:06 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you fucking kidding me.
DanskJeavlar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:57:44 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Semi related but WOOD would be a pretty good name for a acoustic DOOM cover band
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:40:17 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're all DeWooD!!!!
JamewThrennan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:04:11 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/shitpost
zero_mistakes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:31:11 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood.. https://youtu.be/RTrAVpK9blw
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:36:27 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You got Wood you say? Is it suitable for children?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:37:50 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For the enoxobx, my favorite system
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:40:02 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/qaTcd6a
I bought an Anus (Anos)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:46:57 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
... and people tell me that the cream rises to the top.
PM_YOUR_CENSORD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:47:24 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Best time to play it Was first thing I the morning I found.
Cruz1987 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:19:46 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's log, it's log, It's big, it's heavy, it's wood!
OptimalPaddy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:23:15 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And it's on my favourite console. The 3NO XOEIX
TempusCavus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:25:19 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So I get wood every morning but you don't hear me bragging.
Concealer11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:27:56 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're going to have wood after you play the first level.
mikeyros484 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:01:12 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Right on. One of the most nerveracking intros I've ever played, esp at 1:30am with headphones on: "WHAAAAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!"
essential_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:33:09 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's better than bad it's good!
nakedmeeple ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:40:47 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As a big fan of euro boardgames that usually involve a lot of wood components and are often about cutting wood... I was legitimately excited.
Aeonfire178 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:58:45 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm drunk this is cool
ewok-partisan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:02:47 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's the sequel to the classic first person shooter Log. "What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs, and over your neighbor's dog? What's great for a snack and fits on your back? It's log, log, log!"
canadianRSK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:04:13 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lol I'm so dumb I thought it was called wooo
zqsd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:07:13 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tonight at eleven
hiddenlizard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:22:05 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
thanks grandma
Baron_Munchausen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:33:50 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/JTK6rRC.jpg
RSN_Bran ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:43:19 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Swood
Milo_theHutt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:54:08 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're gonna be board with that game in no time.
I_Dont_Play_FIFA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:05:32 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I got WOOD this morning
CanniBallistic_Puppy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:14:37 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WOOO
Dugular ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:16:55 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I read it as WOOO
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:18:20 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TIL getting wood is good for 4100 upvotes
HoseNeighbor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:35:31 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is this the sequel to Log?
PontyPandy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:43:57 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I believe Log would be the sequel to Wood.
HoseNeighbor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:45 on May 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wood is a prequel!
PontyPandy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:30:54 on May 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now you got it!
KamuiT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:37:03 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought this was the Ric Flair solo game...
"WOOO!"
chewedjew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:45:58 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Imma repost this in a couple months for the sweet sweet karma
GhostWriter666 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:57:44 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lol dunno why i'm laughing at this...but I am
dmt2004 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:47:23 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why is Halo-Guy on the box?
Questitron_3000 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:49:22 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Master Chef?
Bryvin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:52:31 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wooo
blblblblblbl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:53:27 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/Q7qfu.jpg
pootis-dispencer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:20 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where do you buy the 3NO XO8X?
SuperMajesticMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:12:54 on May 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry to be up front but... you are the reason other people hate /r/gaming.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:21:33 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
really, A fucking picture of an upside down box has 4k upvotes? /r/gaming is really shit.
notaspookorgook ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:33:00 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because there are 4 thousand people who don't have social disorders and are able to distinguish jokes.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:57 on May 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
but whats the joke here? hur dur upside down doom is wood. thats funny to you?
TheSpiffySpaceman ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 13:20:38 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The shittiest shit post that ever shit a post
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:21:24 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
Reelix ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 10:07:52 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spunow - 49g
o_O
mournthewolf ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:00:20 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's better than bad, it's good.
TheBigAndy ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:11:41 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At least the disc is on the correct side this way.
WhenIDecide ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:38:57 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I care more about your username than the picture. Fuckin 1337? That's like having the username "John", rest of us are just slummin it like the plebeians we are.
WhenIDecide ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:59 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So I find it odd that this comment is controversial haha Anyone want to fill me in?
NO_B8_M8 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 09:20:32 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yep
Blast338 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 09:56:39 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wood is nice. Looking forward to playing with it myself. Where it is really at is Log. It rolls down stairs in singles and pairs. However it did roll over my neighbor's dog. It fits on your back and is great for a snack.
Reyeth ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 10:14:16 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
+1 from powdered toast man.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:02:00 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can't wait for Mom to give me Wood for Christmas.
INTERNETMASTER666 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 14:46:09 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or you can get a job and buy your own fucking video games like an adult you stupid cunt
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:38 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
umadbru?
INTERNETMASTER666 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:14:58 on May 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nope. My life doesn't revolve around shitty games. You may leave now, child.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:31 on May 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ysosrs?
XxThumbsMcGeexX ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:52:40 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WOOO!
anon16811 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:59:09 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The ads are getting smarter.
Killburndeluxe ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 09:39:06 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its actually the new Rick Flair game: WOOO
imdyingofthirst ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 09:51:49 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WOOO
Murtank ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:40:38 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
this is fucking hilarious! some words spell other words when turned upside down, lol! TIL
razzraziel ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:13:25 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WOOO
84fishforce ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:24:22 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That fucking username...
MissVeya ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:39:14 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yep.
ArcadeFacade ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:41:06 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WooD you not?
thisappletastesfunny ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:55:36 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Top tier shitpost
Spawnacus ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:08:04 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Front page? This?
thatPickles ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:26:13 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH LOOOOOOOOOL XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
TehThrasher ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:55:05 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
nice meme m8
fir3angel ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:08:09 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Genius right here!
abloopdadooda ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:17:21 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, this was the push I needed to block this shit-hole.
Enriched_Uranium ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 07:56:18 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
it's not all it's chopped up to be!
A_Gigantic_Potato ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 06:25:21 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hah. You're so funny OP. I'm laughing my pants off. Yes. Totally.
FerdiadTheRabbit ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 12:38:51 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Getting an FPS on a console LUL.
INTERNETMASTER666 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:46:38 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations on being a virgin :]
FerdiadTheRabbit ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 14:48:25 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
>le edgy kid calling people a virgin
INTERNETMASTER666 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:49:56 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FerdiadTheRabbit ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:51:56 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
come back when you've had ur first kiss xoxoxo ;)
INTERNETMASTER666 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:04:31 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tell me about your sick PC bro
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 12:41:01 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At least there's way fewer cheaters.
But FPS with a controller blows.
FerdiadTheRabbit ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 12:49:08 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a primarily singleplayer game, the only cheater in your games will be yourself if you choose.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:00:34 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was replying to your post "getting an FPS on a console", FPS games are often online based- you weren't referring to DOOM specifically.
Thanks for the downvote. :P
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 09:45:34 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah yes, by those famous developers, "p!"
FaithfulMoose ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 11:13:53 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Honest opinion: It looks extremely repetitive. Like even the trailer was repetitive.
Creode ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 11:27:01 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FUck 1337, yah done it again.
elkayem ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 13:32:14 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How did this make the front page?
SJW-in-training ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:53:04 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The case is upside down you fucking moron
[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 04:03:25 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Such boring artwork.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:20:31 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Requiem36 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 08:57:34 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One shot kill, but have limited fuel.
Whimpy13 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:01:20 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Meh, it's just a remake of the italian masterpiece 'Il wooD'.
96Phoenix ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:18:08 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's back to front the game is actually called MOOD
AusCan531 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:18:11 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is that one of those RAW games with soldiers and stuff?
senorchaos718 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:19:33 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's log, it's log it's big, it's heavy it's wood. It's log, it's log it's better than bad, it's good."
slyfoxninja ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:22:57 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I bet it's pretty hard.
GoalDirectedBehavior ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:23:28 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait till you see the graphics in ZWOOD!
OliveOilBaron ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:29:26 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ah, wood! Nature's metal."
Spawnacus ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:31:27 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
.... Metal is nature's metal.
OliveOilBaron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:26:03 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a quote from the movie "Mystery Team."
SeargD ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:29:57 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You went to Gamestop and got wood? Was it awkward?
ThePreciseClimber ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:30:14 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow this Ed Wood video game adaptation turned out really weird. Is the Plan 9 from Outer Space part good?
NACL-TSM ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:31:00 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
the 'D' is backwards, i think you might have been scammed and given an illegal copy OP !!!
OmegaSpark ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:31:49 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Solid cover graphics g.
Gizmosfurryblank ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:33:47 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spin - off of that childhood classic, LOG
Go_Fonseca ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:34:38 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought it was Halo
akjoltoy ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:34:54 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm seeing WOOQ here. But that ninja hanging down behind it looks awesome.
Zdrack ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:38:10 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Must be an Australian game, everyone walks on the ceiling
stygge ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:39:00 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wooo... W
karmatiger ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:39:47 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
relevant
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:39:54 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, OP, what you do is you punch the tree and then a cube of wood will appear in your inventory. Then you can start making things.
MattBerry_Manboob ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:43:14 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can get in a lot of trouble getting wood in a game store
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:48:33 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Woodcutting simulator 2016!
Attaabdul ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:48:55 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Story of my life
Undercutandratbeard ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:49:47 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome to Lleh motherfucker!
TheDecagon ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:51:10 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm afraid you're going to be disappointed, that's actually WOOแก, it's a completely different game
Ymca667 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:52:20 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rated +81. Seems legit.
shoalcave ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:54:06 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tell me how it plays on the 3NO XO8X
Retterkl ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:54:39 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I read WOOD, my brain pronounced as WUUD (thinking that's a funny looking word), I may need sleep.
Eddynstain ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:55:53 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hope you play it on a snsv computer.
tsnErd3141 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:59:49 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is it hard?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:00:18 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sincethere's no review yet, I'm curious. How is it?
droneclonen ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:01:34 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nice one LEE1
EL_ClD ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:03:31 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're playing it on xoqx? I'm gonna get it on my SNSV
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:08:44 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Is the game any good?
Update: down voted for asking if the game is any good. Welcome to Reddit.
Deadpool_irl ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:10:19 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well it was released in Australia first
GrayfoxFJ ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:10:59 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
People mad about joke made in 93, yet half this subreddit was born after 95 so makes sense it's going over well.
Isitnotwrong ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:11:29 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Reddit Giant now costs one less
YamatoHD ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:11:31 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Australian version
the_hibachi ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:13:14 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This isn't even a good ad
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:18:07 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'rad' lol
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:18:53 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a great game, I must have been playing it in my sleep because I woke up playing!
DaddyTorres ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:19:12 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Logs sequel looks great!!!
TheEFXman ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:20:17 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After your done beating wood could I grab yours for awhile?
Purple10tacle ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:20:45 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The game is so good, it will give you doom.
hillzy721 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:21:06 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
are you ready for snapmaps
CaptainKappa14 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:22:51 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's pretty swood...
smokedustshootcops ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:23:42 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its Log, Loooog, Its big its heavy its wood... Looog, Looooog, its better than bad its good!
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:24:55 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I just don't think I'm ever going to get wood. Its not really my thing
steak4take ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:29:54 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That says WoOo
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:31:38 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Got Wood? Now you can show other people your skill with Wood on 10 exciting multiplayer maps! Buy the season pass and get 5 more for the prise of 2! Don't be behind the curve, get Wood now"
Isotop7 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:33:51 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
more like 'WOOO'
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:34:16 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had wood for years....
AGuyCalledFawkes ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:34:49 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This dude right here, this fcking dude
TheManJordo ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:36:04 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've just took mine back
ItsJade22 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:36:31 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Best lumber jack game ever made.
TriZTroCiTy ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:37:02 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
to be fair, this joke doesnt work because nobody is talking about "Wood" or "Doom"
GotMoFans ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:37:16 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Looks more like a Ric Flair game to me.
KirinNOTKarin ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:38:44 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I
Twik ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:39:44 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I read WOOO
bubadmt ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:40:46 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I got wood this morning too
Casteway ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:42:32 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's hilarious! "Rad!"
J_90 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:45:10 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah luckyyyy.
Nintendroid ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:45:30 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is an old in-joke in my neck of the woods. When 3 came out, we said that it finally went digital with eWooD.
lance30038 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:49:06 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kinda looks like it says WOOQ
Kukubski ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:49:32 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Enjoy chopping!
GaSouthern ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:49:52 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This will go great with my Black cOps game, too bad it's a bunch of white Guys.
moanrigid90 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:50:06 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
psh, didn't even get the limited OAK edition....
electricmaster23 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:50:21 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, yeah!? Well, I have WOOD Z!
Lasperic ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:51:03 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GONE!
gamepopper ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:51:58 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wood have been funnier if the cover itself was printed upside down...
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:52:14 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
5/7 wood buy
syxxfngrs ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:53:29 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, cool. We'll get some wood, we'll build something cool, then we'll go get the money.
darkbydesire ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:54:40 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Literally a picture of a game.
Drugsrhugs ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:54:42 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Xobx
DJButler ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:56:33 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's my boy!
Gyrote ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:57:46 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lmao. I'm gonna be getting my copy on PC once I get back from a trip.
stayawaygetaway_ ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:57:48 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, yeah, I see what you're saying, I could go for some wood.
CreamedCabbage ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:58:22 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is it any good? Worth the buy or can it wait to drop in price?
arlinm809 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:00:42 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The game will run most effective on a wooden Computer.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:00:57 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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YouLikeFishstickz ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:03:14 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit fantastic username (seriously, someone had to get it, but I just never thought that person would be a real human that I came across one day)
magic_is_might ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:03:52 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NOSDOOM!
rednitro ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:04:33 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I guess the username checks out.
rikipy ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:05:33 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
haha.jpg
brunomocsa ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:06:42 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Im surprised that in years of this game nobody did this before...
Funcker ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:06:52 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Warlords of Other Draenor?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:09:52 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is it just me or is the D backwards?
aussydog ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:09:58 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Finally!!! The much-anticipated sequel to LOG!
IonutRO ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:10:48 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Meanwhile, on /r/JonTron
Penetrator_Gator ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:12:40 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, it's made by bethesda. Does it crash everywhere anytime?
WizBiz ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:20:45 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LEE1
Jeggasyn ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:21:04 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is gonna make North African etamitlu wood soar it price
Atari1977 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:23:02 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What a swood game
Linked713 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:25:07 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
im hijacking this to ask 2 questions. Is it a good doom game or just a good shooter?
And is snapmap things you could publish? How does it work? Like mario maker (lol the comparison)? Like you could play a random playlist of levels? Thanks.
InfernalJamBlamesJar ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:25:11 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One for /r/misleadingthumbnails too.
sjalv ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:25:27 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow. Back in the nineties Doom was one of the first PC games I played with my dad. The first Doom also scared the hell out of my nephew, who was 5 at the time. Nowadays the nephew is dead and my dad is not doing great either thanks to a debilitating illness. It's at the same time sad and funny to think that this game series will outlive them both. Maybe even me, who knows.
Zombiesnacks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:38:26 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry to hear about your nephew and dad. That sucks, man.
sjalv ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:50:02 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks, but it's okay. Just a trip down memory lane. :)
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:28:02 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds prevvy.
britchesss ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:28:08 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WOOO
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:28:53 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I could have sworn it was called log:
What rolls down stairs
alone or in pairs,
rolls over your neighbor's dog?
What's great for a snack,
And fits on your back?
It's log, log, log
It's log, log,
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's log, log, it's better than bad, it's good."
Dogs_Akimbo ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:31:05 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That would probably run okay on one of those new DY computers.
Trapazoid_ ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:32:16 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IM GOING ALL UP ON THE ROOFTOPS. SWOOD THIS, SWOOD THAT
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:33:12 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So you got Wood? Heh hehh
WarcraftFarscape ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:33:49 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Save it as a misspelled collectors item! It's probably the only copy of "Would" printed like that
DevAlexandre ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:36:08 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn you play on Eno Xobx?? Get a 4SP
howaboutyoufkoff ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:37:12 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You make me hard
RandomDude1801 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:37:42 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ecar Retsam CP!
markphine ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:38:01 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is this available for CP??
Scapetti ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:40:11 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty sure that game is WODO not WOOD (dumbass..)
essieecks ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:41:05 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mirror universe you is enjoying the Mood right now.
magicalypse ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:42:34 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WOOD's multiplayer looks great : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ04mfAY2BU
PHILR0Y ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:42:49 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
W0o0!
kantokiwi ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:42:58 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yep, it's wood
IcedEmpyre ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:43:16 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Woodrow Wilson approves of this post.
ZombieBarney ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:43:30 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wooo!
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:44:19 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sick! I just unlocked the axe from Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter, it lets you strip of and shop trees in one swing, shatters them though so my score is super low because all you can make with the tree when I'm done with it is toothpicks
Momomotus ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:45:21 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's an extension of the forest
DudleyMorris ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:47:59 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It might be big, heavy, and wood, but it's not nearly as much fun as Log.
ES3M ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:48:46 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Looks like a pretty swood game
Beasthunt ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:50:40 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can't see it. So 900p. I kid; congrats for all of your hard work.
TheGrandMaestro ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:51:55 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He he... You "got... WOOD"
Rydoom ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:52:50 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Looks more like WOOQ
NEXT_VICTIM ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:55:47 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So basically log?
ASTALT ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:56:55 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
more like WODO
HarmonyBird117 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:58:28 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I haven't heard of this game
Eterna1Ice ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:00:36 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gonna play it on your 3no Xo8x? I got it for my bl9ะ 5f9f!ou.
murphy0207 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:00:43 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
you shouldn't tell everyone you've got Wood! Everyone will want to play with it...
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:02:33 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
is it pine?
anyone4apint ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:02:44 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eh think Wood is a pretty cool guy. Eh makes trees and doesnt afraid of anything.
simpleexplanationguy ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:04:47 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't you mean Wooo?
PM_ME_UR_NAN ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:08:13 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Looks more like WOOO to me...
brianna_andrews ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:08:19 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Meme version for peeps - https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p296x100/13179003_294190474245673_1143468360750792876_n.jpg?oh=df99bbfd86ff577f158fafef76fc2f19&oe=57AB074F
DrZed400 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:09:10 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's what you're gonna get when you play it
bridge976 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:09:17 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yore move u/warnzzz
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:09:32 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I got morning wood.
Ewoksintheoutfield ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:17:50 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was pretty clever to release the game on a Friday instead of a Tuesday like most game launches. That way no one has to call off work and you get the whole weekend to play the game.
notaspookorgook ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:33:36 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yea, that stuff is silly to me.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:17:55 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You win the Internet
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:18:25 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
oooh it's umop apisdn
JugglerNorbi ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:25:51 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
p.s. could have used an exclamation for your i
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:03 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well there goes my weekend. Fuck.
sworeiwouldntjoin ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:21:16 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DiscoPanda84 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:22:37 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I dunno, I've always heard that playing with that game can be addictive for some people, and that sometimes it can get really hard, too...
LustMyKahkis ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:23:01 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How many disks are in the box? for PC its 54Gb download so I'm guessing it needs at least 2 disks or a huge digital download ...
RedAlaska21 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:27:57 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is it made of... (quickly turns puppet's head left, down, then right) WOOOOD??
mmoffitt15 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:28:09 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You should really look into r/woodworking if you are spending that kind of money on a 3D woodshop.
chamberx2 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:28:54 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WOOO!
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:33:48 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get off Reddit, Dad.
maragam ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:36:13 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This game plays great with WODOS music!
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:37:55 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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PontyPandy ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:43:11 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
John Lennon thought the latter was.
politicalreefer ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:38:35 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clever girl.
What do people think of this game so far? Worth it?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:42:03 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can't wait to pick up my copy today. Sucks my GameStop did not do a midnight release for it :/
Even made a playlist for it!
shiggyzz ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:42:48 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is the wood hard?
TomOnMyspace ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:43:08 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Got wood?
InstantPuddn ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:44:17 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, DADS ON THE INTERNET AGAIN
undead77 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:44:58 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It runs at 60fps, right?
TedwardCz ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:45:35 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, I've heard of this. This is Mr. Garrison's game where you go to Canada, smash down their wall, and fuck them all to death.
trollmario ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:45:42 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/6b/1e/ec/6b1eecdd23d03fc1589124aff2df9dbf.jpg
Kantina ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:50:20 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I heard it has some stiff competition
GPrime85 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:52:11 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Insert the case into a VCR slot for Maximum Points
GhostWriter666 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:56:26 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How have I been on this post for 30mins? What is life?
someguyyoulove ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:59:13 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
comedic drumroll
MrFish16 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:18:12 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
More like "wooo"
Aakervikis ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:18:28 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
this game is pretty Sw00d
VanessaMsMarvel ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:32:20 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Looks like you picked it up in the morning...
XCLS10R ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:52:24 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So, the real question is: How is WOOD on the XBONE?
Pride_Is_Expensive ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:55:09 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've been playing the wood game every morning for years now! Never gets old.
Bramasta ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:59:18 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
it's more like "WOOO"
Gra_M ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:09:46 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When will pong be remastered to 64 bit?
SimWebb ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:30:54 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yo I think that just says WOOO
JasonAnarchy ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:34:22 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This game would go great with some Diamond Shreddies!
Mechalamb ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:41:00 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can't read that title as "wood", I keep reading it as "woooood". I guess it's the all caps.
Jornadapro ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:59:49 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
10/10. Wood play.
mikulit ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:07:57 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wood league
Toshiba1point0 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:35:00 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This must be a Splinter Cell prequel
dodvedvrede_ ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:37:07 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wanna see the alternate box art. :/
Doug8844 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:43:30 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's sideways dumb dumb it spells EOOD clearly
MattTheMagician44 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:00:50 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thats a pretty SWOOD game you got there
BlownHappyKid ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:09:49 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
3WOOD was great too...some people just don't appreciate it as much as I do.
Insane_Artist ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:26:17 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why do they call it WOOD when it is the fourth game in the series? Should be WOOD 4 imo.
Lostinyourears ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:54:50 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It doesn't look like wood, it looks like WOOO.
joeyb3am80 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:14:57 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Must be a dad
HealeyOfNations ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:06:21 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Looks more like "WOOQ"
noobaddition ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:08:39 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want to play that on my SNSV computer
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:26:30 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've got a Boner for Murder!" -Sarge
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:32:50 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Next this comment is going to get gold, why r/gaming, why.
Ebolatastic ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:50:49 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You shouldn't make fun of people with learning disorders like anorexia.
JonWalshAmericasMost ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:51:27 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude its not cool unless you use the alt cover art
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:34:15 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
how many trees have you been cutting down? =)
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:15:34 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
haha....wood
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:58:10 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you turn WOOD upside down you get DOOM, cool huh ?
KIRBYTIME ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:03:04 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All these comments and not a single spunow reference
RJPennyweather ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:58:47 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This place is a nonsalvageable shit hole.
intencemuffin ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:32:06 on May 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Welp time to abandon this subreddit, not even mother fucking talos can save it now
hortys ยท -11 points ยท Posted at 03:59:20 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No that is DOOM, you're just holding it upside down.
Strawberry644 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 04:05:49 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Capt. Obvious came to save us
MarvinStolehouse ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:10:50 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, that doesn't sound right...
magmafanatic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:52:45 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ya don't say
cakeblock941 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 04:01:15 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lol
Aesah ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 05:26:51 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yep, it's wood
cool_slowbro ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 10:08:36 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
xD
Mac2311 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 10:40:50 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The simplicity of this joke is what makes it genius! I'm not even a neckbeard but I'll give a tip of the hat on this one buddy!
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 12:44:26 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's upside down!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
Future_Oregonian ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 13:07:52 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yuuup. This is about the level of content I've come to expect from /r/gaming.
Bcjustin ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 13:26:47 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No no, that's Doom. You just have the box turned upside down.
[deleted] ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 11:02:27 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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GrayfoxFJ ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:09:32 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
:/
[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 03:55:46 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I still really hate the box art
Nxtwarrior ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 05:51:09 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Reverse Box art is pretty cool
cornholesurfer ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 08:28:44 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You gotta clean that thumb man
imturningintoazombie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:23 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh god that's fetid.
LazyTheSloth ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:03:43 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That is better.
Also. Wash your hands.
ben1481 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:45:05 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
halo, is that you?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:10:42 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OH, you dont like that it looks like it could be a COD game from the art?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:59:22 on May 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I haven't picked up a cod game since back ops 2 but that's besides the point. The point here is that it's a generic fps cover and doesn't do a good job to distinct itself from other covers. When I see that cover, it doesn't scream badass demon killing space marine. It just whispers, another generic space marine shooter
DanskJeavlar ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 08:19:29 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nit just COD but any generic fps cover
MtSaintAsshole ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 04:22:04 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Make sure to play it on the hardest difficultly Edit: goddamn someone already used a "hard" joke :(
TheBlackFlame161 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 05:10:09 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Didn't Bethesda say they weren't releasing any copies of the game early?
Edit: I didn't know it came out, I thought it came out in a few months, didn't really know when it came out.
Symplicified ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:18:06 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Considering the game came out today, yeah you're right. They didn't release copies early.
TheBlackFlame161 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:16 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shit, it did? I thought it was still months before it came out or something like that
Symplicified ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:21 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haha, yup!
5/13/16
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 12:36:27 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lol what difference does it make when Bethesda games are released in unfinished buggy states anyway. Good thing they're just publishing this one..
Mortum1 ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 06:02:47 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
looks like a DooM rip-off to me
Maximumdaman ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 11:59:24 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No that says Doom, it's just upside down idiot
TheGunganSithLord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:03:01 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thatsthejoke.7z
Collekt ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:08:26 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously? Fuck off.
Maximumdaman ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 12:17:06 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Look even the Xbox logo is on the bottom it's obviously turned upside down? Plus I looked it up and there is no game called "Wood" released for the Xbox
redox6 ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 12:52:36 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seeing this on front page finally made me unsub from here.
[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 12:56:23 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's not funny. Why the hell is this no1?
iforgotnineeleven ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:58 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you gonna soak your logs in it?
IslamicStatePatriot ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:46 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude I hope you got some Dinos to eat while your get yo game on!
Tonkarz ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 06:01:59 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's about a world turned upside down.
Fox609 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 06:12:28 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wood!
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 06:29:46 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aww, it looks sad.
BushMeat ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 06:32:37 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I hear it's better than bad!
Edit:
for those who don't get the reference, I added a helpful hint:
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood. It's log, it's log, it's better than bad, it's good.
Absolutedisgrace ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 06:56:16 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not sure if i want to buy wood. I've been burnt before.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 07:04:05 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GOT WOOD
The_Insyder ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 07:13:22 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heh...you got wood.
stevothepedo ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 07:33:01 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Collect wood
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 07:35:27 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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AvatarIII ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 10:07:03 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you got a snsv? i got a dy!
KrombopulusMicheal ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 07:45:55 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You mustve been one swood guy
n-space ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 08:02:34 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had that game once. I traded it away for two copies of the game "Sheep".
crossedbones ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 08:06:23 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You should upgrade it to stone, at least! Flamethrowers are out!
JDubStep ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 08:09:32 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WOOD is a very swood game.
Asrial ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 08:13:40 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say wood?
Hallorannn ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 08:56:03 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's actually WOOQ
TheBlahMaster ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 08:56:12 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah man! You got wood?
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 08:57:19 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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aeonChili ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 09:52:55 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
Mccobsta ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 08:57:26 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Played it last night right after it launched its so fun
Emaharg ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 09:17:49 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anyone else originally read this and say in their head "Woooooood" Instead of just "Wood"?
I did. And now feel stupid.
Im_ah_lunatic_Pm_me ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 09:21:01 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't usually buy new releases anymore since COD MW3, But how was the game so far
LIGHTNINGBOLT23 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 09:40:20 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Most uninspiring cover art ever.
imverykind ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 09:47:38 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thats the Australian release. You wood, mate?
whiskeyandbear ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 09:49:07 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did anyone else say wood like "WOOOO- d"
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 09:54:55 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love MOM
ii_misfit_o ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 09:55:44 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i could go for some wood....
jimmyjamess ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 09:57:02 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's Doom. You are holding it upside down.
Spazzhead ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 09:57:38 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty swood
Vydor ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 10:00:50 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
it's real: https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/569878493928755200/MIOrqLEA.jpeg
Takbeir ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 10:01:17 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait until you play E-WooD
BostonRich ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 10:01:21 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm reading a book about wood. No, really. It's called Norwegian wood and it's about different kinds of trees, chopping wood, stacking wood, types of axes, etc... It's actually really good!
CraneMasterJ ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 10:02:23 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So, you play as Rick Flair or something?...
rasel0 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 10:05:20 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You will have much fun in cutting trees. P.S. Use Wedges on Big Trees
turicsa ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 10:11:04 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I heard of this one... You play as a demon living with other demons and aberrations, in a community of peace and prosperity until a human homicidal maniac starts killing everyone and everything without even trying to talk things out.
666/10, would play again
the_norwegian_horse ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 10:11:56 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
gotta be honest here. I read Mood...
DzontraVolta ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 10:11:58 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
it's pretty stiff if I can say so
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 10:13:59 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Title? Why isn't it a rule that OP needs to put the game name in the title >.>
nitewriter99 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 10:14:14 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This game gives me WOOD.
MonsterS0cks ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 10:14:35 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Im still downloading mine :/ aking forver I just want to play it already...
only_response_needed ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 10:15:36 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
23 fucking years late, dude.
DoverBoys ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 10:18:57 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I did not know Bethesda made this Doom. Yet another Elder Scrolls with guns, now with demons!
DoctorWorm_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:25:06 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not really? Bethesda is a big company that owns iD Software now.
DoverBoys ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:28:27 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I did not know that either.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 10:32:06 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The game will run best on a wooden PC.
EastvsWest ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 10:33:28 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Got Wood?
tiif ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 10:39:09 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fps on console... Didn't you read Notch'es tweet earlier.
falcon_jab ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 10:48:21 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ctrl+f "got wood"
Right, that's the only valid pun done already. Thread closed, everyone. Nothing to see here. Move along now, just a regular old shitpost, you've seen a thousand like 'em.
Strutys ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 10:49:41 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My guy gets front page for taking a picture of an upside down game. Right......
Rimuladas ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 10:59:41 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
how the fuck did this end up up up up up up, on the front page? ( PS, i have been preloading for 15 hours.....................)
TwistingtheShadows ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 11:05:07 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At least the disc will be on the correct side now.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 11:05:15 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations on rediscovering a joke from 1993. :p
captainedwinkrieger ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 11:12:16 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heh. This guy says he's got wood
Edit: spelling
JamesTrendall ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 11:34:24 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
martymcflown ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 11:37:02 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Picture of a game... do bots up vote this stuff or are people actually impressed by this type of content?
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 11:39:18 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can still buy games on physical media?
shiftt ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 11:39:51 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is on the front page.
deadaim_ ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 11:40:13 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cmon reddit.. the backwards D doesn't even work. This is really #1 post on reddit? Hate you all
Holy_Stromboli ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 11:42:22 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, /r/gaming may have stooped to an all-time low...
MayonnaiseOreo ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 11:52:24 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This might be the biggest shit post to ever get this big on here. Congrats, OP.
So_Flo_Antonio ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 12:35:34 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I heard about that new DOOM game, I heard it was much better then WOOD.
BriskoSolid ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 13:05:41 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know what game this is. Put the name in the title next time.
emarionjr ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 13:24:53 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This guy gets it
GildoFotzo ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 13:25:15 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vee must deal wit eet
babaroga73 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 13:27:43 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think it's a new John Wooo movie.
delmar42 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 13:31:46 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Okay, thank you for the early Friday morning giggle.
hoseja ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:12 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Waiting 9 years to shill, dedication.
TheJesusGuy ยท -11 points ยท Posted at 08:12:01 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why the fuck did you pre-order a game?
orlanderlv ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 08:54:14 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's something very wrong with anyone buying this game for console. Doom demands to be played on PC.
mavambvb ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 05:22:11 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You should see the "paint drying" MP maps.
housebrickstocking ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 06:31:29 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've had it for a while.
TBAAAGamer1 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 10:06:42 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
we get it, you vape.
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 10:37:13 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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gahd95 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 10:39:24 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wrong post buddy.
SgtBrutalisk ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 11:00:25 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How do this guy's shitposts get 4k upvotes? The Reddit system is rigged to give vetted posters an entourage of bots that upvote him.
SummonerYuna90 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 13:31:52 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This made me laugh way more than it should have
satanseskimo ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 13:33:48 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Omg I lol'd so hard when I saw this. That's a job well done
chillmonkey88 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 16:10:39 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If she can't respect you... then have some self respect yourself.
Dump her yesterday.
You say she uses your parents to get her way.
You say she won't let you meet her parents 1 on 1.
That BBQ event and her ex Bobby was there that she constantly compared you two. Talk about awkward.
Look, you might love this girl... but take that ring back she didn't like in the first place and get out of this relationship.
morrispated2 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 07:17:01 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://gfycat.com/MasculineConfusedItaliangreyhound
cryph88 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 11:23:42 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No its Doom. You are just holding the box in the wrong way.
AidenIscoolm8 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:26:51 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think the joke went straight over your head.
sparkymist ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 12:50:01 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's not even clever, just stop trying...
boredjustbrowsing ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 12:53:16 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You have it upside down. You got the wrong game. You have Doom.
WEEKOLDCHEESE ยท -11 points ยท Posted at 04:34:26 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah dude you are actually just holding the game 'doom' upside down.
Ihavenoimaginaation ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:12:31 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHAT?!
k4Anarky ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 09:52:59 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Got a good chuckle. Have an upvote.
[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 11:00:17 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The box is upside down, the game is actually called Doom
[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 11:52:38 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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TheGunganSithLord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:04:18 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Didn't want to embed that hyperlink, huh?
Bloodyvalley ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 12:36:10 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ew! A console game!
[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 12:47:54 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
nice try, Bethesda ... no one talking about your generic reboot crap
WRJL26 ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 11:09:25 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I logged in to downvote this you fucking 4 year old
[deleted] ยท -20 points ยท Posted at 08:55:31 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Derf_Jagged ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:30:19 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your comment page makes my brain hurt.
Someone please ELI5 how he's at a University.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:17:57 on May 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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Derf_Jagged ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:56:25 on May 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, you gave me permission because your dumbass didn't disable it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:06 on May 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Derf_Jagged ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:57 on May 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cool story bro.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:03 on May 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Derf_Jagged ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:21:06 on May 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cool story bro.
Charlatanry ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 09:31:43 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He was joking. Hope this helps.
Derf_Jagged ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:46:58 on May 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seeing his history, I'm not convinced
Charlatanry ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:51:22 on May 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hmm, let me think... Fuck off.
Derf_Jagged ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:16:20 on May 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good one.
Charlatanry ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 08:19:05 on May 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lol you took 1 karma from me to teach me a lesson? One fucking karma? I guess when you can't rely on using words, imaginary Internet points seem formidible.
Derf_Jagged ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:42:35 on May 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I didn't take it. There's over 10 million people on this sub, I'm not the only one who thinks you're an idiot.
Proof: Just downvoted both of your comments now, it's at negative 1 now.
Good luck winning a Darwin award.
Charlatanry ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:48:12 on May 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You don't want beef with me. They call me CRAWLR.
Also I reported you for 1) downvoting me with your pathetic alt, and 2) trying to skirt the rules about wishing death on other users. Enjoy your ban.
Derf_Jagged ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:51:08 on May 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Funny, doesn't look like it's a rule at all. I'll report myself too.