Dad joke

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DrainageSpanial ยท 194 points ยท Posted at 00:59:35 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Dad joke:

A dad lives a good long life but one day he's in the master bedroom dying with his family gathered around:

"Is everyone in this room? My wife, sons and daughters, grandkids; everyone?"

"Yes!" Everyone says, "We are all in the room!"

"Then why is the light on in the hallway?"

SerubiApple ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 02:33:38 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Lmao okay that was funny

HagithaGravy ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:32:07 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Truest laugh of the day

bigacornlavafla ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:36:29 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

LOL SENDS TO DAD

senorpool ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:06:58 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

The real joke

gelvsz3h019 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:22:21 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Sorry for being unaware of the joke. Can anyone please explain it?

dheavoca123 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 11:27:04 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

I think he wants them to turn it off because electricity bills

gelvsz3h019 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:38:35 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Thank you. Lol

Panda_Photographor ยท 183 points ยท Posted at 20:00:49 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

* grabs popcorn and sort by controversial *

[deleted] ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 00:41:16 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

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Panda_Photographor ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 01:10:31 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

It's their loss. Poking fun at stereotypes is hilarious 90% of the times

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:20 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

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Critical-Edge4093 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:08 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Yea, I've been supplementing my comedy fix with the dry bar on YouTube, and Toms podcast with Bert

realheterosapiens ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 08:34:11 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

It's very easy but also a lazy way to poke a laugh

pppundercover ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:02:57 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Laugh is laugh I don't need someone to wreck their brain to make me laugh

Panda_Photographor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:23:01 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

These are stereotypes that are known to the audience and require no buildup or introduction. which makes a very fertile ground for a joke, easy or not it's a joke.

NJBillK1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:05 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

So what you're telling me is that we have a long time to enjoy it.

Hell yes, we got some readin to do!

ionosoydavidwozniak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:38:51 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

If this is what you call comedy, i'm happy it's dying

crossthrows ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:52:53 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

These jokes are a solid 4/10

Critical-Edge4093 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:33 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Id say solid dad jokes, which is all they need to be XD

samcbar ยท 55 points ยท Posted at 01:03:20 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

I have a pair of shorts that make me feel like a woman. They have no usable pockets.

KuuhakuDesuYo ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 06:28:13 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

That's actually a good one.

I just cannot understand how some women live with shorts/pants with either no pockets at all or some shallow-ass ones.

GeoffLizzard ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 08:24:49 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

They transcended pockets long ago and moved on to bags

ScrembledEggs ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 10:27:21 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Trust me, itโ€™s not by choice

stonedd_freakk ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:57:04 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

I thought it was gonna be like a best dad joke contest

nukemiller ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 03:30:51 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Yep. Disappointed that it didn't continue

hitman154 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:36:03 on October 18, 2021 ยท (Permalink)
BeodoCantinas ยท 94 points ยท Posted at 17:08:23 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

It is 2x funnier when those things actully happened to you ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

--Alastor-- ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 22:59:07 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

My husband told me to be more like him. So I fucked the neighborโ€™s wife.

CabbageSalad247 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:10:51 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Did you let him watch at least?

--Alastor-- ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:11:16 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Nahโ€ฆHe joined

strumenle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:25:46 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Haha or "so I fucked my own sister", not that yours wasn't good enough

Smiekes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:02:01 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

so neighbours wife gets double the action and poor neighbor still dosn't

etrenitypleasure ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 14:20:51 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Epic

TheeIronSwan ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 18:10:39 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

I think I laughed more at the guys trying to hold themselves together

tokyotapes ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 19:15:37 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Ted Cruz got jokes now, ok ok

ChunksofBread ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:02:35 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

It looks like ted cruz and bill gates

Readalotofstufff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:18 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

tokyotapes got jokes now

Kevin2006kill ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 23:33:44 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

my dad heard him and laughed XD

Expensive-Pie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:28:05 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

I am 20 and I laughed so

PBR--Streetgang ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 14:58:12 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

That's not a dad joke, it actually funny.

IG_CrimsonTwilight ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 19:08:17 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

But, a real dad joke is always funny?

Business-Ranger4510 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:49:50 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Maybe just maybe โ€ฆ. Are you a dad? Hmmm

Crcex86 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 18:35:25 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

First marrix film was the only real gpod one in the series

PaddyBoy44 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 18:36:53 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Try again

squd_ ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 18:57:43 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

I think the whole point is they shouldnโ€™t try again. Like they said, the first matricks was best.

PaddyBoy44 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:06:27 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Agreed, first maytricks was best.

HTMLgordan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:10:41 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Mae Trics

revinizog ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:26:03 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

You guys aren't considering that the first menrets film was the only one with a gpod in it. Those pods are G, my dogs.

AENAT0R ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:41:27 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah the sequels always fail, especially in the meitrags

revinizog ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:42:55 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

The video games were good though, Path of Neo was my favorite but there's a very unique quality to Enter the Mittsticks

strumenle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:23:42 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

The best matchsticks have film on them, I am something of a pee-god, it never squeals.

revinizog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:24:43 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

We have achieved ridiculosity.

strumenle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:28:01 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Well I forgot they said series, I thought it was something about sequel.

key_xchange ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:32 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

matrix no giod p

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:02:43 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Restart bro

VELIkiq8_Bul ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 14:32:54 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

From what video is this

7amok_sha ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:50:52 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)
Bropane1031 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:42:59 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

I many enjoy

VELIkiq8_Bul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:16:15 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks

Xextred ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:49:51 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)
TahnGee ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:36:16 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Cheers.

The joke OP posted was actually the least funny of them all.. that guy was definitely the most funny naturally though, his delivery is crack up

VELIkiq8_Bul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:17:06 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks

gashal ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:46 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)*

Love the proper English

Edit: I guess this was unintentionally sarcastic sounding; I was always told that you are not supposed to end sentences in prepositions (which can lead to awkward sounding sentences). I just commenting OP was sounding especially formal, that's all. Turns out the whole preposition "rule" is an outdated suggestion so disregard!

VELIkiq8_Bul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:32 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Did I write it wrong?

gashal ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:20:46 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

No not at all, you technically are not supposed to end a sentence with a preposition like "from", most people do though. You did it textbook correctly.

dappledawndrawnfalco ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:51:26 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Not supposed to begin with a preposition

VELIkiq8_Bul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:38 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

And I'm from the Balkans. So some people shouldn't have anymore excuses.

Was this right too? Never got deep into the grammar of English.

No_Leg_39 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:40 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Love the difference between beginning and ending.

34182075607 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:58 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Where did you get that idea from?

gashal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:40 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

http://crosstalk.cell.com/blog/why-its-ok-and-sometimes-better-to-end-a-sentence-with-a-preposition

Hmmm I guess it's one of those things I ways heard was proper but actually isn't

34182075607 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:02 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Interesting! Thanks for the link.

LadderLanky1809 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 19:09:01 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

something something stereotypes from the 50s

the internet has ruined these jokes for me an im not even mad

WI_Norske ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:20:31 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

I legit donโ€™t understand what is funny here.

LadderLanky1809 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 21:22:12 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

something something women can't drive, something something women are irrationally angry

WI_Norske ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 21:25:36 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

If you dislike your wife that much, maybe itโ€™s divorce time. This type of โ€œhumorโ€ doesnโ€™t land with me I guess.

raultrevinov ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:18:46 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

In which part of the joke does he state that he "dislikes" his wife as much as you infer? Its just a joke.

WI_Norske ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:20:00 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Jokes are funny right? Can you explain to me the funny?

raultrevinov ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:22:31 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Humor is subjective, you do realize that right? Also, jokes have a structure, setup - punchline, which can clearly be seen in the video. The fact that you dont find it funny does not change the fact that its a joke.

WI_Norske ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:19 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Sure it may fit the structure of a joke. Just like random works can fit the structure of a haiku. If it was funny though, that should be pretty easy to explain. And of course humor is subjective. I am very curious though what makes this specific joke funny though. Best I can tell is that itโ€™s funny to misogynists.

kilaude ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:56:37 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

You must be fun at parties.

O-gay ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:10:46 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Ironic

kilaude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:12:52 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Must be tough being constantly offended. My sympathies.

O-gay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:32 on September 5, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

ironic.

ResponsePractical ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:22 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Humor is indeed subjective, this should be funny only to misogynistic assholes, thus proving that point.

jruss11 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:22:36 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Damn bro we really getting this fucking soft nowadays? You didn't laugh; move on. Neither did I, but I'm not over here crying misogyny at everyone who found the joke funny. Was a dying child poked fun at? Oh, or someone's physical appearance? No? Just made a joke about women?

There's things you don't joke about; didn't realize women put themselves on that list because..? Because they're girls? Lmao

ResponsePractical ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:40 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Youโ€™re a misogynistic asshole and just donโ€™t care to admit it. Move on.

jruss11 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:28:56 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

I'm sure all the women in my life would agree with you ๐Ÿฅฑ Tell ya what; I'll date both your daughters and they'll hand you my 90 day evals personally. ๐Ÿ˜˜ Oh yeah, and not to mention again... I didn't laugh lmfaoooo

ResponsePractical ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:36 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Sure why not

jruss11 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:31:26 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Bet; hit my inbox with them snappychats or tell em just add jruss11. I'll pull right on up โ™ฅ๏ธ

jruss11 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:32:34 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Yo can I come talk about your wife on Kik too?

ResponsePractical ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:35 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

of course

jruss11 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:34:26 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Word; can I get your daughters snaps there too or you still gunna inbox me those on here

goose3600 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:36:03 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Finding a joke that plays with stereotypes about women funny doesn't make you a misogynist. I find some jokes that play with stereotypes about men to be pretty funny as well. Am I also a misandrist?

jruss11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:55:45 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

No, it means you have a normal sense of humor and aren't Charmin soft like u/ResponsePractical who uploads random porn videos and NSFW pics of his wife by day, and furiously defends her honor as a woman by night

ResponsePractical ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:07 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

I wouldnโ€™t post it if she didnโ€™t like it.

jruss11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:36 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Figure out how to give your wife more attention so she doesn't seek it from internet strangers.

ResponsePractical ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:38 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Liking something doesnโ€™t automatically mean thereโ€™s a lack of it. Only simpletons think like that

jruss11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:37 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Only simps* share their wife to strangers to get off too ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช How long before she asking to fuck u/jruss11 who is sonning you? Or any other stranger ?

I wonder how your daughters would react to your Reddit (;

ResponsePractical ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:40 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Wow, youโ€™re so manly, Iโ€™m threatened ๐Ÿฅฑ

jruss11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:37 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Not sure why considering I didn't make any threats... Are you just jumping around the fact that your wife is for the streets? Or more appropriately, Reddit?

ResponsePractical ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:47 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

No, youโ€™re just incapable of reading subtext given your responses, which is why Iโ€™ll stop here, my time is more valuable than yours, clearly. Have a good weekend.

jruss11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:27 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Oh I'm sure , you got a lot of pictures of you and your average wife to take and share across the internet. Better get cracking. Oh and again; your daughters snaps? Just quickly, before you go

ResponsePractical ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:59 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Yes, you managed to be both. Congrats, I guess?

xxVordhosbnxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:01:35 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

I don't think you know what misogyny is.

This isn't hatred, it's a way of celebrating differences by good natured ribbing. Teasing can be a way to bond and express affection.

Though, when overdone or with other subtext, or generally unwelcomed, then it's just passive aggressive.

There is a difference between getting a rise out of someone you love, versus just being plain asshole.

Just because someone else finds it funny, doesn't mean they're am asshole, but maybe looking at it from a lighter angle

ResponsePractical ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:37 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Youโ€™re just like the dude above. Move on.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:06:08 on September 15, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

You realize that people can laugh at things without wholeheartedly believing them right? Like do you honestly think this dude thinks all women canโ€™t drive?

ResponsePractical ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:45:09 on September 22, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Yes.

woyspawn ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:06 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

1998 data, but it's a common stereotype

https://jamanetwork.com/journals/jama/article-abstract/1839339 An innovative method of data analysis has shown that while men are 3 times more likely than women to be killed in a car crash, women are involved in more car crashes than are men.

For the punchline, if you haven't ever dated a woman you have not experienced her getting angry for seemingly no reason, and then giving you the silence treatment.

But, you know, jokes are like frogs...

Musikcookie ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:28:22 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Wow, my girlfriend since one year must not be a woman then. Good to know. Iโ€™ll give her the news soon!

strumenle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:53:35 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

To explain a joke is to permanently ruin it, nevertheless the joke structure is "be told to do something to make you more relatable to a group of people, as an attempt do something that is considered one of said group's worst flaws which is ironic" irony, if well delivered is a common kind of joke. Then there's also the common edgy joke of being offensive to a stereotype, which again if delivered well is enjoyable but very risky.

Delivery is a much more nuanced aspect. "What is good joke delivery?" This is almost impossible to explain because at the eod it depends on the person. Being extremely "quick" is usually the best way to do it, but it also reflects a personality. If you're known to be sweet and gentle you might not be able to tell an offensive kind of joke but then sometimes you might catch people off guard. In this example though the delivery was using the element of surprise on the deliverer who then laughed in spite of themselves. That he "didn't want to say it" made it funnier. Laugh tracks are common in situation comedies because other people laughing can trigger your own laughter. Delivery can make a great joke die or a bad joke hilarious.

So in summation: ironic situation, edgy content, delivery.

Expensive-Pie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:28:46 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Not his fault you don't have a sense of humour

HopelessMagic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:05:22 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

You're not alone. I didn't think it was funny at all either.

dontpanic38 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:20:11 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

This thread makes me worried that zoomers have been taught to be so politically correct (which is totally okay i guess) that they canโ€™t even take a joke anymore. Like about anything. Nothing is funny to these kids....

stinkoman_k ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:31:51 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Don't worry, these types of jokes will come back as "edgy" jokes in the future, where it will be cool to actually understand why they are funny.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:55:06 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

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UniqueName2 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:11:19 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

I donโ€™t think itโ€™s the not laughing thatโ€™s the issue. Itโ€™s okay to not find things funny. Nobody says that your sense of humor has to match anyone elseโ€™s. I think itโ€™s the comments calling people who laugh, or even say that this is a joke and that itโ€™s okay that you donโ€™t find it funny a โ€œmisogynistic assholeโ€ that cause people to say those things.

Joha7728 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:18:09 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Its okay to not laugh. But thereโ€™s a bunch of people in the comments claiming that this type of humor is only funny to โ€œmisogynistsโ€ people who hate womenโ€ฆ like these people are nuts broโ€ฆ

Expensive-Pie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:30:59 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Just go through the comment section once and you will see what is he/she talking about

Red_Dead_is_better ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:46:32 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

I get called misogynist because I didn't like Capt marvel. That's the world we live in

UniqueName2 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:06:42 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

I mean theyโ€™re touting Nanette as โ€œstand up comedyโ€. That should tell you something right there.

Expensive-Pie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:30:06 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Good thing this shit is not so common in my country , everyone is becoming a robot in the "woke" countries

juicy_belly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:35:21 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

I just think it sucks that people make fun of me based on my gender for things like driving. Stuff like this made me afraid of being myself and being comfortable doing everyday things bc i was always afraid of getting judged by people (especially by men). Bc if i made even a small mistake, i would immediately hear a joke about or get belittled how im just not made for this hahaha bc yk im a woman. And i can for sure say men feel the same way. Some jokes are funny, yes. But there are just some things that people will never hear the end of and it sucks for us bc the people who make the jokes never target themselves but alway make a big deal about others. And as harmless as this joke is, i just cant laugh at it anymore. And im not gonna pretend these jokes are funny to me just to make people like you comfortable.

dontpanic38 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:11:20 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

what's it like to not have a sense of humor?

juicy_belly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:16 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Whats it like being an asshole?

dontpanic38 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:28:09 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

making a joke does not make you an asshole, y'all way too sensitive. i thought my generation would be bad, but y'all are worse. gotta learn to laugh at yourself.

juicy_belly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:13 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Uhm yes, you can be an asshole by making jokes. If they are really shitty and target a person to make them feel shitty or if they are beyond appropriate. If you claim that people being sick of hearing the same lame jokes are sensitive, go off. Im not stopping you.

dontpanic38 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:47:22 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

that's the thing though, you all think you're targets and victims. it's not a good mentality.

juicy_belly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:50:11 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

I never said i feel like im always the target or people are attacking me. But youre just hurt bc people from my generation dont accept evrry single joke bc you want us too.

Yk i normally dont try to say this shit bc it makes me wanna puke, but i guess i gotta stoop down to your level: ok boomer

dontpanic38 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:14:37 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

i'm 26 dipshit

juicy_belly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:06 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

And im 22? Thats doesnt change that you acting like a 50yo who keeps saying "theyre all pussies nowadays" just bc people dont want to hear your shitty jokes.

dontpanic38 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:17:58 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

i didn't say that though.

this is what i mean, you guys are so worried about anyone not liking every single thing about you that you can't even hear a joke without being upset lol

juicy_belly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:49 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Idk what kind of scenarios youre imagining in your head about people when they say they dont like certain jokes. You really think every shit is funny or what?

dontpanic38 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:58 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

no, but this is. i also think if everyone can joke with each other it means we're comfortable with who we are. it's a sign of endearment.

juicy_belly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:18 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Good for you? But stop getting butthurt if people dont like this shit. People say women are sensitive but tell a man sexist jokes aint funny and you can bet they are gonna get their feelings hurt.

dontpanic38 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:27:39 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

i'm not butthurt, i'm worried for y'all. you are way more bothered.

juicy_belly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:00 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Tell me exactly are you worried about? That we are all going extinct bc we dont like some of yalls jokes?

dontpanic38 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:26 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

that when you guys are the majority no one will be allowed to say anything for fear of hurting someone else's feelings and getting cancelled or brigaded. laws protect our speech, but if society decides it's not okay, it is ultimately not okay, regardless of laws.

juicy_belly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:32 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Dude you sound like a karen, not liking jokes is not a fucking disease. It wont spread like the virus did. Dont worry, you will always find people like you who will enjoy your jokes.

dontpanic38 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:39 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

you're severely missing the point which worries me even more

Mr_Cyan_ ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 18:24:04 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Oh no someone made a joke

Better get offended

[deleted] ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 18:09:18 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Wow, a lot of bitches in the comments, since when are people so hurt by everything, it's a joke, cheer the fuck up.

reigorius ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:41:35 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)*

Zeitgeist, my froind, zeitgeist.

Guys are suppose to STFU, not laugh about relatable stuff that concerns women as men are symbolic for the damned patriarchy. An evil, predatory being that really should be in shackles. Or at the very least, be silenced.

Unhappy_Guidance_720 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:58:34 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

The patriarchy doesn't exist and your "struggles" are because you lack any willpower or skills necessary to succeed.

santikllr2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:59 on September 11, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

T-That... T-That's what they were saying...

[deleted] ยท -17 points ยท Posted at 18:58:38 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

This is Reddit. Itโ€™s basically a place where all liberals and snowflakes come to jerk each other off.

vrecka123 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 19:58:56 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

How old are you? "Liberals and snowflakes" makws you sound like a 13 year old on 9gag in 2010.

Atom_sparven ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:56:46 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

That means he is 24 now

_mach ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:23:16 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

"Liberals and snowflakes"

that's Fox News speak.

ana_gdbaby ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:04:47 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Youโ€™re here..

Lucky_lui_ ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:07:11 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Where am I ? This isnโ€™t chiliโ€™sโ€ฆ Iโ€™m scared

CabbageSalad247 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:06:47 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Nah man, it's Chili's. Just relax and drink your diesel milk shake.

[deleted] ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 19:08:38 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

All liberals and snowflakes come to reddit but not all who come to reddit are liberals and snowflakes.

Luminous_OW ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:15:43 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Youโ€™re only getting downvoted cause youโ€™re right. Iโ€™d say 80% of Reddit is pussy ass liberals.

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:02:43 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

[deleted]

Luminous_OW ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:48:42 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

No Iโ€™m just not a left wing psychopath like the rest of you

RamboGoesMeow ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 19:41:23 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™ve gone blind from rolling my eyes at this comment.

Little_Lahey_Show ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:02:30 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

I can't see what OP did there

Cessabit216 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:47:44 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

good now I can fuck you to death

FruitotheLoom ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:42:44 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Which are you?

Traditional_Shirt970 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:05:19 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

couldnt have said it better myself

MrMassshole ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:21:28 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™m sorry but are liberals the ones who are pretending vaccines arenโ€™t real, presidential elections are fake and white Christians are being marginalized? Thatโ€™s the most snowflake shit Ive ever heard and itโ€™s always the right doing it.

[deleted] ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 22:59:12 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Thereโ€™s whiners along the whole political spectrum. But Reddit is absolutely dominated by liberal males, the same liberals asking for safe spaces on college campuses. In my mind, liberals earned the snowflake nickname.

MrMassshole ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:13:48 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Ya, Iโ€™ve never heard a right winger say people are canceling Christmas because of Starbucks cups. Lol right wing just coined snowflakes but they fit the category just as easily.

lars60 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:30:37 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Liberal male here, #1 I couldn't afford to go to college #2 I don't really require safe spaces as I own my own home #3 not all liberals are the same, I drive a F150 4 door truck, I have a HD Ultra Classic motor cycle, I own more than a few guns.#4 I probably identify with middle of the road republicans, but since you all joined the crazy train I'm staying I'm my lane. Seriously, you have every nut ball from Q to the friggen proud boys. In conclusion a wise man once said" there's all kinds liberals skippy, you have your Ghandi types and you have your Billy Jack types and I don't like curry".

Single_Mother ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:30 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

I bet I can trigger you with 1 word.

Biden.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:14:34 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™m not conservative or right wing. Not triggered.

ggmaobu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:43 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Let them

endricus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:54:16 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

I'm here because I need my fill of masochism for the week so good luck with the resultin arguments ๐Ÿฟ

santikllr2 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:24:16 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Lmao all the humans in the comments getting angry for joking about stereotypes, missing completely the point of a stereotype, which is a widely held but fixed and oversimplified image or idea of a particular type of person or thing. basically exagerating things. Joking about women sucking at driving obviously doesn't mean women suck at driving, It's a joke not a magic spell, making fun of that stereotype doesn't make you misogynistic, just like joking about the mexican male stereotype doesn't make you idk whatever stupid term is used to refer to that specific kind of person (really I dont mind languages expanding their vocabulary but do we really need that many terms for every single kind of human who ever so slightly dislikes something?).

Of course, most stereotypes have a root, which may It may not be real, but It obviously doesn't apply to everyone on said stereotyped group cause It's pretty hard to define a single person as It is, now defining an entire group must be pretty hard.

Its just humor, I as a mexican dont mind the mexican stereotypes and I actually love them, cause It's making fun of flaws I've actually seen, but obviously exaggerated, which makes everything more entertaining.

Sorry for this long ass text, but I couldnt help but feel disgusted at the sight of people using horrible words on people who enjoy some kind of thing they dislike, and not even that, they are using the wrong words,thats so sad and pathetic. There are probably a fck ton of flaws in this text but It's honestly a pain to fix them as I'm writing It half asleep, nonetheless I al satisfied with It so ill sleep now.

redkoil ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:11:12 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Now that I stopped to think about this I feel that joking about negative stereotypes is just generally mean thing to do even if it would be funny to some. I can see how these kind of jokes can easily hurt someones feelings so why do it. Joking about positive stereotypes on the other hand are more likely to be funny even to the 'target' group but those are not completely safe ether.

So if I would joke about stereotypes I would go with the positive ones every time. It's too risky for me to joke around them otherwise and especially if I'm not even included in the negative stereotype.

But yeah, I didn't find these jokes funny but I didn't get offended by them. They were just old and kinda dumb.

fiftycamelsworth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:29:47 on September 5, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Idk, I guess that the reason I don't find it funny is because the stereotype of women being bad at driving is actually the opposite of the truth.

Women have lower insurance premiums because they don't crash as much. Granted past a certain age, men and women pay similar rates.

But the data show that on average, women are safer drivers, so this joke is as funny to me as a person saying "my friend told me to be more conservative, so I went and got educated" and laughing uncontrollably.

santikllr2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:02:56 on September 6, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Well, there is absolutely nothing wrong with you not finding this fun, humor is just not the same for everyone. What I am against is when people dont like something and, believe that because they dont like It, It immediately turns into something bad and nobody else should like It.

VHohenheim3 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:26:27 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

As a married man....can confirm. Funny cuz it's true.

54R45VV471 ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 22:26:13 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Sounds like you have an incredibly healthy and happy marriage

AENAT0R ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:39:10 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

It is true and I have a healthy marriage.

HamSlammy ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:36:15 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)*

Its not actually true if ya go by statistics. Would you like a chart to look at?

Maybe you canโ€™t read a chart.

AENAT0R ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:55:45 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

It is a stereotype but generally I find women especially old women are bad drivers. Maybe itโ€™s only in Greece.

VHohenheim3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:45:52 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Healthy or unhealthy, it remains the truth.

ushio_986 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 14:55:19 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Underrated clip

LastLetter444 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:26:42 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

If some of you sucked dick as hard as you suck the fun, the world would be a better place.

joemiller2424 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:58:00 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Waiting to meet a person who can do both

Boba_et ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:41:55 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

It's a joke people calm tf down since when was reddit Twitter what do want to joke about ? Anti vaxxers all day jesus christ

AGiantToolbox ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:44:08 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

The people crying about this video are almost funnier than the video itself

MorpheusKing ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 16:08:46 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

This is the funniest video of the week ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

[deleted] ยท -13 points ยท Posted at 01:27:52 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

This is the funniest comment of the week ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

/s

MorpheusKing ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 01:54:58 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

[deleted] ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 01:58:51 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

It's not really funny dude. I guess you're not old enough for sarcasm.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:01 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

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[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 02:14:56 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Only children or old people use emojies like they are mentally handicapped. You're no better than people who comment,"this".

BigAnus69 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:42:39 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Cope

Sellinpeace ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:54:59 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿค 

jarasonica ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:20:21 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

But you used emojis, so wouldnโ€™t that make you mentally handicapped?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:37 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

You don't think good do you?

jarasonica ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:33 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:47:19 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

That answers that question. You don't think good.

jarasonica ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:48:08 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:48:40 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

No shit Sherlock.

jarasonica ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:48:58 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

So you are handicapped?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:50:27 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

That answers that question. You don't think good.

jarasonica ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:51:20 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

So you are mentally handicapped, thanks for the clarification.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:46:35 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

He doesn't care

Xersis2020 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 18:27:10 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

It's funny because it's true.

[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:47:55 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Bet most people shitting on this as not humorous are the same people who unironically upvote every post that makes fun of stereotypes of white people.

But who knows, maybe the internet emptied out its hypocrites today.

Leonhard_Eaglet ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:11:03 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

i wanna see the full video please, source?

JerTampa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:49 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

They have a Tik Tok with tons of them - @ian.venez

Xextred ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:26 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)
SpacePirate1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:09:06 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks.

PaddyBoy44 ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 18:36:14 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Just google it

wassupp73 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:11:26 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

google what?

PaddyBoy44 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:20:37 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

I typed โ€œfeminine side so I crashed the carโ€ into google and immediately found the video.

wassupp73 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:21:24 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

alright thanks bud

PaddyBoy44 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:21:58 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah for sure man. Works just as well if you know a lyric from a song but not the song title.

coenobitae ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:21:00 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

hoes mad (x24)

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:07:54 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

The first joke confused me because men cause way more car crashes but the second one had me lmao as a woman ๐Ÿคฃ

georgesteele130 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:03:15 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Actually men don't cause way more car accidents. As women started driving more the stats changed dramatically. They just cause way more expensive and deadly ones.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:50:25 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Adjusted for distance driven, women cause more, men die in more.

travelwaffle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:06 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Do you have citation for this? Would love to read up on it

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:41:17 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)
sunbeatsfog ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:16:00 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

I love it

Shadow3Storm ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:19:34 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

That was good

Neks44 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:29:41 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

thats great

Echur0n ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:44:35 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

No jokes allowed.

screwylooy666 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:47:33 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Relatable, been married for 13 years, my wife refuses to get a license because the two times she's attempted to learn she has crashed the vehicles she was in (little to no real damage), and very often, the first couple years, I got ignored around the house for no reason.

Independent-Text1982 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:37:18 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

I dunno about everyone arguing about statistics in here. None of you ever had to sit in the car with your granma? Your mom? Younger sister? Girlfriends? It's not really a question of who's better or worse at driving. It's annoying to be criticized when you're the driver when you know full well what the other person's version of "safe" is. Driving slow, being passive, stopping at yellow lights. Pretty innocuous stuff. But my guess is more men would be irritated by this stuff than women. And more women would be irritated by the opposite.

So the joke is more about how men tend to perceive their partner's driving rather than how women as a whole actually drive in general.

My mom is a very safe driver and hasn't had a serious accident the whole time I've been alive. My Dad has been in many. But he's the better driver between the two of them. Why? He drives way more than her. Like in the magnitude of 100 times. Any time we went anywhere as a family they would fight about his driving. Basically just because they had two very different concepts about what safe driving felt like.

capturethosmftargets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:52:47 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

This makes a lot of sense! I understood the second joke, but the first one didnโ€™t make sense to me because all the women in my life are pretty safe drivers. While my dad and brothers decide at random to go full on speed racer. Yet both are rarely in accidents. It makes sense about it being a perception rather than an absolute.

ballisticturtle ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:14:18 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Jesus Christ it was a joke not an essay question.

Independent-Text1982 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:32:36 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

I can type a few sentences and string them together as I'm taking a shit. They're called "paragraphs."

devilinyourbutt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:28:48 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah I just laughed like a baby

SentientBowtie ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:02:44 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

I donโ€™t get it.

--Alastor-- ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:05:14 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)*

Making fun of stereotypes

Just to make this clear, Itโ€™s not intended to offend, in case someone thought that.

SentientBowtie ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:45 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

What stereotypes?

--Alastor-- ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:06:45 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

About women crashing cars and ignoring for no reason. Thatโ€™s why theyโ€™re laughing.

SentientBowtie ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:33:52 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Oh, okay, I get it. The punchline is โ€œwomen suck at drivingโ€ and โ€œwomen ignore you for no reasonโ€.

This joke fucking sucks.

--Alastor-- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:45 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Yes it does, but its only funny to some because its making fun of others. Also, question: are you downvoting me-?

SentientBowtie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:54:34 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Misogyny isnโ€™t funny.

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:54:29 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

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AENAT0R ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 22:38:25 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Women are bad drivers in general

greasedwog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:16:24 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

sabine schmitz would like a word with you

[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 23:04:12 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

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AENAT0R ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:14:44 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Itโ€™s a stereotype

--Alastor-- ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:16:17 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

i am very aware of that, as you probably saw my reply on something else i assume?

AENAT0R ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:17:47 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

? I just pointed out the fact that women are stereotypically worse drivers. Here at least, thereโ€™s a saying that goes: Woman at the Wheel, Death arises

--Alastor-- ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:18:49 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Oh, you didnโ€™t see my reply to someone else thenโ€”I told them Itโ€™s a stereotype as well and they got pissed

AENAT0R ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:45 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Oh right I didnโ€™t see that

Single_Mother ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:12 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

This means your family has bad drivers! ๐Ÿ˜…

--Alastor-- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:54 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

That might be why my brother has lead foot and why I am scared to drive

Single_Mother ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:53 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

It was a joke. No need to get offended all the time. Relax a little, take care friend.

--Alastor-- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:45 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

What? I actually wasnโ€™t getting offended-? How did I come off as offended?

Single_Mother ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:16 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Ah sorry. It's sometimes a bit hard to "read" people online. You get it, right? But for real, take care dude!

--Alastor-- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:06 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Makes sense, you canโ€™t hear tone of voice. Take care too

kastor_ ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:21:29 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Maybe your family is asian?

-Stonky_Kong ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:23:15 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

it's an inaccurate stereotype, men do crash more but got some reason the stereotype is women

Cimerone1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:01:08 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Statistically women get in more accidents but most of them are minor โ€œfender bendersโ€ where as men are more likely to total a car but get into less accidents overall.

Unfortunately_Ended ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:05:55 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

It's cause life is too short to be driving the speed limit in the fast lane dude. I've got mad adhd and if my blood isn't being pumped full of adrenaline at high speed, I'd get bored and all honesty probably start to nod off to sleep lmao.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:41 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

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Unfortunately_Ended ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:05 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Oh absolutely. But at the same time, we also have fun while doing stupid reckless shit that'll probably kill us if we aren't somewhat careful

Wouldn't have it any other way ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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Unfortunately_Ended ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:57 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Eh. To me money isn't everything neither is sex or whatever else lol, I'm content with my own reckless endeavors and my dumbass friends who I share braincells with, plus all 3 of us are in tip top condition to do just about anything so it's all good times and smiles

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Unfortunately_Ended ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:39 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Oh absolutely. It's fuckin great everyone can be happy in their own lives for once.

strategic_pork ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:49:17 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

I wish this was said ironically.

Unfortunately_Ended ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:55:12 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Why

Extension_Gas_130 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:58:17 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

its called a JOKEEEE

bongjonajameson ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:00:48 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Idk but i will say my dad has yet to ever try rolling and driving at the same time, whereas my mom has been in multiple accidents lol (love them both)

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:24:19 on September 5, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Lol idk just statistically I think men are more likely to speed and do dumbass shit and get in more fatal car accidents.

bongjonajameson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:51 on September 5, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

I was joking (sorta, not really) but According to what statistics?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:28 on September 5, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Literally just google โ€œwho gets in more fatal car accidents men or womenโ€ and itโ€™s men.

bongjonajameson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:45:36 on September 5, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

And it also says that women are more likely to get in an accident per mile driven.

milo_bean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:55 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)
Guccirubberducki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:03 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

I dunno what's funnier, the joke or the blue hairs reeeeeeee

Dreamvillain254 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:38 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Where is the full link

Baba_Booey_69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:30 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)
finikwashere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:49 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)
Zlv7gang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:17 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Gold ๐Ÿ˜‚

AENAT0R ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:53 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Hoes mad

BertNankBlornk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:24 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

so lame

MusfiqurRahman6969 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:49 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

For all the hyper woke feminist, you know there is a mom joke that if you let your husband cook he will burn the kitchen? Most of the men don't get offensive of it and just enjoy the joke

[deleted] ยท -57 points ยท Posted at 16:17:26 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)*

Something something sexist.

Something something misogynistic.

Edit: This is something I really don't mind getting down voted on, so fill your boots.

repdomcornelio ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 17:20:17 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

And still is funny.

tjswan13 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:32:11 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

wow!

GrahamDotJpeg ยท -19 points ยท Posted at 17:48:18 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Typical boomer humor about hating their wife lmao.

leroydudley ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:42:02 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

whatโ€™s with this trend of just calling anyone boomer if they think the joke is controversial? weak sauce if you ask me

GrahamDotJpeg ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 23:01:12 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Boomer humor was referring specifically to the trend of men acting like they hate their wives as a joke.

leroydudley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:06 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

i see it as humor that skewers the everyday

GrahamDotJpeg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:48 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Skewers it, eh?

Mysterious_Ad7790 ยท -10 points ยท Posted at 20:11:11 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Well people are going to hate on assholes and if your wife acts like that sheโ€™s probably an asshole

GrahamDotJpeg ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 20:21:49 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Impeccable logic. Lmao if your wife is an asshole then donโ€™t marry them or divorce them haha. Itโ€™s an over done trope in comedy and is the most on the nose, un nuanced, out dated form of jokes. I donโ€™t think itโ€™s societally damaging but itโ€™s just unfunny imo. Itโ€™s easy humor itโ€™s why itโ€™s in every sitcom on cable.

SecretDevilsAdvocate ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:16:35 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

If itโ€™s so easy then why do you think so many people divorce and have a hard time? Itโ€™s not as simple as here you take half and I take half. And you canโ€™t really saw a child can you? You obviously have no clue what youโ€™re talking about.

GrahamDotJpeg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:53:04 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Look at the divorce rate, it's easier and more prevalent than it has ever been. If you genuinely hate your wife, as I had said as a hyperbole to explain the trope of a husband talking to his friends like his wife is such a nuisance, then why would you stay with them? It doesn't matter if you have a kid or don't have a prenup, like would you rather just make both your lives miserable? That's not even the point I was initially making.

Boomer humor of this sort at the core isn't a hatred of your wife, despite the person unable to recognize literary devices that responded to me literally had asserted, it's just pretending like you're annoyed with your wife and have all these grievances around your friends when you don't hate your wife and you're not annoyed by them. It's like the "I said bitch" skit from key and peele.

It would seem you don't understand the context of this, and are also taking it literally, (in which case like I'd said if you genuinely hate anyone it's unhealthy to be around them as much as you would a partner) but I used hate as an exaggeration to describe the type of complaints that is typical to this sort of boomer humor.

Chemistry-Unlucky ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 19:21:08 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

As someone who has been hit by two different women running red lights (one of which I was on my bike and the woman was driving an SUV, luckily I just broke my back) I can confirm that women are bad drivers.

greasedwog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:15:08 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

as someone who has been controlled by old, straight, white men involuntarily for the first 17 years of my life, i can confirm that all straight white men are exactly like that.

/s. youโ€™re a fucking moron.

Chemistry-Unlucky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:43:30 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Your not wrong. But I am right. Your also 17 so you don't know a whole lot about life yet missy.

greasedwog ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:35:55 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

i dont need to have 50 years of life experience to know that generalising an entire gender is wrong.

Chemistry-Unlucky ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:52:39 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

I'm not generalizing, I'm using my gathered evidence to form an opinion. I know it's a shitty opinion, but it comes from a valid place. I don't appreciate people gaslighting me, that is shittier than my opinion based off lived experience.

greasedwog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:24 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

so two women have hit you in cars. iโ€™m sure youโ€™ve driven past more than two other women, so your gathered evidence should point you the other way.

oh wait, youโ€™re just a sexist asshole.

Chemistry-Unlucky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:22 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Nah. I'm not. I've been on the road more than most people and have seen plenty to make my hypothesis. I've been hit by four women actually but only caused damage twice. But I have almost been hit by several others. Women get distracted easier on the road than men, because women are better multi taskers than men, it is harder for them to focus on one thing at a time. Men cause more severe accidents because they are more reckless, but women get in more fender benders than men. But my opinion is valid regardless of how you feel.

greasedwog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:58 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

your opinion is fucking wrong lmao. someoneโ€™s gender does not define how good of a driver they are; letโ€™s have a look at sabine schmitz for example. actually thereโ€™s a whole lot of women in motorsport that are clearly better drivers than you and i.

Chemistry-Unlucky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:26 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Sure. But my opinion comes from trauma. Nothing will change it.

PoodlePopXX ยท -33 points ยท Posted at 16:19:56 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah I didnโ€™t think this was funny. Maybe it went over my head.

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PoodlePopXX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:33 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

wtf is female dating strategy?

ggmaobu ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:28:15 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Yes it did.

Grover110 ยท -24 points ยท Posted at 17:55:30 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Where's the funny

GenericWraithMain ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:37:46 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

On screen

meh4prince ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:47 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

oh over there in the sky! It flew right over your head!

SerenityFliesOn ยท -52 points ยท Posted at 17:27:17 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Ok that's not a Dad Joke, that a misogynistic joke. There is a difference.

nothankyou821 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:34:21 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

And itโ€™s hilarious.

Fluid-Alfalfa-2570 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:21:07 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

And the truth! Now go ignore us for the rest of the day. You have a reason! ๐Ÿ˜† and I have a dent to go fix.

MutterderKartoffel ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 21:00:14 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

I agree. Gotta f-in love these jerks in the comments. Sexist humor only perpetuates sexism.

Haha - women drive badly /s. Meanwhile there are plenty of shitty male drivers and plenty of excellent women drivers. This stereotype has no need to exist. The only reason women might have ever been worse than men on average is because of misogyny encouraging men to drive and women to stay at home.

Haha - women give men the silent treatment and the men have no idea why /s. First off, women are considered bitches, nags, or whiners for ever expressing what they're upset about. And men don't even listen or give a shit half the time.

leroydudley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:04 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

thinks sexism is badโ€ฆ is sexist

MutterderKartoffel ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:44 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

No. Misogyny is real. Patriarchy is real. I didn't say all men do these things. I'm saying that when these things happen, it can often be traced back to patriarchal societal norms (sometimes in the direct ways I cited, and other times less direct).

For example, my husband doesn't do these things. And I'll be the first to admit that he's a better driver than me (because he's taken racing lessons), but we both have impeccable driving records. And the ways that I've ever been passive aggressive or silent about my anger in my marriage are not his fault, but still a result of thousands of years of Patriarchy telling women to shut up, we're too emotional. My personal primary source was my dad. And I've since been working on rewriting that wiring, with my husband being the one to help me see that it was actually the Patriarchy making me feel like it wasn't ok to express my needs and emotions.

Single_Mother ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:25 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Misogyny fucking sucks and down with the patriarchy! But it really seems like, you take a life bit seriously, especially internet. These guys are just making jokes. I think it's ok to joke about anything and as long as people like you start telling whats funny and whats not funny, the world will lose its spark.

I laughed at the video and even but it forward. ITS A JOKE, A STUPID, OLD, JOKE!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:40 on September 19, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Ma'am... this is a Wendy's.

LastLetter444 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:22:26 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

It's just a fucking joke not a dick, you don't need to have it so far up your ass.

Some of you must live terribly boring fucking lives.

bombad_jedi_501 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:29:01 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks for the laugh. And yes Iโ€™m laughing at your ridiculous comment

[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:04 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks for the laugh. And yes I'm laughing at your ridiculous comment

bombad_jedi_501 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:03 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Not sure why you felt the need to copy lol

thewookie34 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 00:12:57 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Not sure why you felt the need to copy lol

Cessabit216 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:48:44 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Dont be racist I am a building

thewookie34 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:52:46 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Bro. You are legit the only person to get the reference. Most people think its Patrick star strung out on coke.

Cessabit216 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:53:46 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

I watch the video like once every 2 months

meh4prince ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:43:57 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

oh iโ€™m sooooo sorry for laughing at somethingโ€ฆ I never should have found humor in a lighthearted statement that points out stereotypes given to women and how ridiculous they were! Please oh please donโ€™t lock me up in a cell! /srs/apology

Caine2Khan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:06 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

no it doesn't.. its just a joke, just cause you take it as a real statement doesn't mean everyone else does.

I'm damn sure you've laughed at jokes before that if taken as a serious statement, it would be problematic.

SecretDevilsAdvocate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:18:57 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Arenโ€™t men told to man up when they cry or go through things? Theres a reason more men successfully suicide...I think maybe nobody should be making any generalizations...

ggmaobu ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 18:28:29 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Hoes mad

ellgii ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:20:09 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

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cattogamer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:44:43 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Someone is getting offended by a joke

COweasel ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 18:50:53 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Itโ€™s sooo funny!!

da2v ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 23:56:35 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

I do not understand the joke women have less accidents than men statistically

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da2v ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:34:25 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Thatโ€™s what I get for getting my statistics from Allstate commercials.

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dog-on-meth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:31:38 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Most women in my life have been in countless accidents while driving slowly and insist they are good drivers

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50_hero ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:28:31 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

I want to see the study you're basing your claims off of, also the joke about women being bad drivers has been common for decades, he wasn't trying to make a statement or prove a point, he was trying to make a JOKE, wether or not you found this funny no one cares, just don't be a dickhead and try to sound PC online

bafan90 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:17:52 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

You need to chill out. Itโ€™s a joke and a lot of married couples make these jokes about their spouses. Itโ€™s the extremely feminist women with that end up dying alone with cats that makes issues out of this shit.

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Echur0n ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:39:48 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

No jokes allowed. Especially about wOmAN.

[deleted] ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 18:40:41 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Who said jokes arenโ€™t allowed? Youโ€™re all allowed your shitty jokes, and Iโ€™m allowed to tell you theyโ€™re shitty.

bafan90 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:55:09 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Itโ€™s a great joke. People like you want to ruin whatever humor is left until everything is โ€œsafeโ€. Not all of us canโ€™t take a joke or humor out of a situation.

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bafan90 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:01:26 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

What? Who says men donโ€™t understand feelings? We just donโ€™t care how you feel.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:42 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

You absolutely care how I feel thatโ€™s why you engaged me. You care that I think youโ€™re a dumbass who likes dusty, dated boomer humor that was never even funny in the first place.

The โ€œwomen suck at drivingโ€ jokes are all just men trying to hide the fact that they suck at driving. Itโ€™s not funny itโ€™s pathetic.

MrKotlet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:31 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

We absolutely can take a joke, that's why we run this sub. But literally telling other users to kill themselves will not be tolerated under any circumstances. Good day.

Quality_Odd ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:02:07 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

It's so strange to me that people can't laugh at themselves, or feel the need to get offended on someone else's behalf.

leroydudley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:10 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

virtue signaling?

Chemistry-Unlucky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:28 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

I've been hit by two different women running red lights, one time on my bike and she broke me back. Women do not pay attention when driving, the reason more men get in accidents is because way more men drive. A lot more deaths due to traffic accidents would occur if more women drove.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:30:25 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Men get into way more car crashes than women. They get way more DUIs. They kill way more people in traffic accidents.

Sorry that fact offends you. Maybe try to be less sensetive.

Chemistry-Unlucky ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:00 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Again, because way more men drive. Hey I'm talking from personal experience, your cherry picking information. Women are bad drivers, maybe you should be less sensitive being as you got offended by a joke?

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:35:10 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Your personal experience is cherry picked information too.

And youโ€™re wrong about there being more male drivers. The opposite is true.

โ€œIn 2019, female motorists accounted for just over half of all licensed drivers in the United States, with almost 116 million female licensees compared to 113 million male licensees. The total number of licensed drivers stood at around 228.7 million.โ€ https://www.statista.com/statistics/198017/total-number-of-us-licensed-drivers-in-2009-by-gender/

You want to keep being wrong? Why does it bother you that men are shittier drivers? Because I said it and you donโ€™t like me? Go roll your F150

Chemistry-Unlucky ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:39:04 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

That's from 2009. Stop getting offended by jokes because they have truth to them. I've never been in an accident that was my fault even though I was A PROFESSIONAL DRIVER for ten years. I've seen plenty of women do really dumb things well driving. Sure men are more reckless in general, but women have a harder time focusing on the road. Anyways, this joke was funny, unlike you.

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Chemistry-Unlucky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:14 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

It says 2009. Right there in the link. I didn't click on it because I don't care. How many times are you going to throw a temper tantrum because you got offended by a joke? I have to deal with back problems the rest of my life because some women decided to look down at her phone well driving. Why do you care about any of this?

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Chemistry-Unlucky ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:56:24 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

And your a fucking piece of shit. Period. I am right.

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Chemistry-Unlucky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:33 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Maybe I should. Triples are best, triples are safe.

Chemistry-Unlucky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:13 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Here's your "link".

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:27 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

I can see thatโ€™s a youtube link.

So you donโ€™t have a link and Iโ€™m right. Just admit you were wrong. Youโ€™re such a shitty person for doubeling down on this when you KNOW youโ€™re wrong. I thought women were supposed to be the emotional onesโ€ฆ

Chemistry-Unlucky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:12 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Just click it.

Chemistry-Unlucky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:59 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

You probably slick your hair back. Eat sloppy steaks. White bathing suit? White couch? You live for new years eve?

Chemistry-Unlucky ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:01:47 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Sorry, I made a huge mud pie, then used to small a slice

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Chemistry-Unlucky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:47 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Wait, your not a fan? You did a Tammy craps post on r/ithinkyoushouldleave

Chemistry-Unlucky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:53 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Well you are the troll gaslighting me. Regardless of what you say, my lived experience nulls anything anyone says to me.

Randomguy3421 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:12:04 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

my lived experience nulls anything anyone says to me.

Wait, are you saying that you'll ignore any reality based evidence of it doesn't align with your own personal experience?

Like, if you were mugged by a blind man, you would assume all blind men mug people? No matter how many people showed you proof of how unlikely that was?

Dude, that's how flat-earthers happen

Chemistry-Unlucky ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:42:25 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

No it's based off my gathered evidence. You get hit by enough cars and you come up with a hypothesis.

Randomguy3421 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:55:23 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

But your gathered evidence is literally the two times it has happened to you. That's not gathered evidence, it's a small anecdote.

I've also been hit two times. The first time smashed the back of my car at lights and wrote it off. That was a man driving. The second was a bump at lights that luckily barely left a debt. That was a woman driving.

So my gathered evidence says it's 50/50 with a lean on men causing more damage

Chemistry-Unlucky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:50:17 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

You ever had your back broken? That changes your perception. And I've been hit four times by women but the other two times no damage was done. I've been on the road both on bikes and in cars more than the average person to see enough to make my conclusion. I know it's a shitty opinion that seems sexist, but it comes from a valid place. I also live in a city that has some of the worst drivers in the country regardless of gender, so that also sways my opinion. But I don't appreciate people gaslighting me, saying my lived experience is not valid, that's bullshit.

Randomguy3421 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:28 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

No one's gaslighting you. No one is saying what happened to you didn't actually happen to you.

But you can't use a sample size of four as justification for your opinions on all women drivers. That's a terrible sample size.

Also, the more you talk about your experience, the more you show subconscious bias. A woman broke your back and caused you immense pain, so of course you seek out proof of your opinion. Never mind the thousands of women who drive past you daily with no issues though..

It sucks that you've had so many accidents but it doesn't automatically mean that women are bad drivers. Especially when the statistics show otherwise

Chemistry-Unlucky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:19 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Sure. But trauma changes your outlook. It is a subconscious bias, 100%.

Chemistry-Unlucky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:39 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Actually it's not even subconscious. Women are not as good at driving as men, but men are not as good at multi tasking as women. We all have strengths and weaknesses.

Randomguy3421 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:32 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Oof, and you were so close too.

Chemistry-Unlucky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:18 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

๐Ÿ‘

Chemistry-Unlucky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:01 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Anyways, I'll get you a couple shirts from Dan Flashes and TC Tuggers.

Chemistry-Unlucky ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:10:26 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)
just_one_point ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:40 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

It's actually hard to tell since men drive more on average and a large majority of driving related jobs (truck drivers, delivery, etc.) are performed by men. Additionally, research indicates that women are beginning to close that gap. See here: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3286870/

"We found that although female involvement in skill-related crashes was not different from that of males, females were more likely than males to apply wrong maneuvers when speeding was involved. We also found that the most important contributing factor to gender differences in nonfatal crashes can be traced back to gender-based differences in alcohol consumption."

All of this is predictable if you understand the effects of testosterone (both positive and negative, as testosterone improves perception and spatial awareness but also increases risk-taking behavior) and cultural trends (women of the past were more likely to be stay at home or part time workers compared to today, and the US has a major problem with alcohol abuse in general).

gaming4good ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 19:11:03 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™m confused? He said he crashed the car. How do you get that his wife crashed it ? The joke was that he needed to get in touch with his feelings and to do so He crashed his car which would make him mad, sad, cry etc. I donโ€™t think you understood the joke

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:36 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:21:15 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Statistically men are more reckless drivers. However, more men are professional drivers. More men drive NASCAR. So I wonder how those facts fit your theory that women are better drivers?

gaming4good ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:43 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Woohhh donโ€™t go and get your panties in a bundle. Someone needs their afternoon nap

Yduno29 ยท -20 points ยท Posted at 18:12:25 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Ew

AENAT0R ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 22:40:31 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Women detected opinion rejected

LordHeadass467 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:12:02 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

based

Good_Love1941 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:45 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

LordHeadass has entered-

...the ass

...with

...his head.

AENAT0R ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:01:02 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

I love mr house too

greasedwog ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:17:51 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

jesus christ, grow up.

AENAT0R ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:54:06 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Itโ€™s total satire.

greasedwog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:36:37 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

my bad, aspergers makes it hard to pick up sarcasm in text

Howimetyourmumma ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:20:13 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Reading though all these comments is depressing. This is a shitty joke and they need to grow up.

brybrybryshyguy ยท -13 points ยท Posted at 22:01:21 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

The funny thing is seeing all you sad old sacks of shit excuses for men laughing. ;)

I'm laughing at the incoherence of each of you.

Also fwiw: I am a dude with a horrid driving record and a savage capacity for cold shouldering. (Try replying you dense ugly inbreds)

Spoiler: cold shoulder activate.

WaterGypsy47 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:29:36 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Am woman. Had myself a giggle while watching the video.

Sacreligiousboyo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:51:44 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

"Hey look at me, I'm a menace on the road! This makes me an authority on being a dumfuck! Wooo!"

Baba_Booey_69 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:19:56 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Motherfuckers are volatile.

Super_Derp_64 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:26:34 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Even a prostitute won't give you a crumb of pussy for white knighting, bro. Now go shut yo snowflake mouth with a pint of cock

meh4prince ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:49:51 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

bad driving + a SAVAGE capacity for cold shouldering lmao. Exactly the kind of guy whoโ€™d knightwhite a dad joke

ChrisOrr95 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:27:21 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

A terrible driver not laughing at a bad driver joke. What are the odds

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:53:03 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

He crashed while connecting with his feminine side lol.

notserious7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:42:37 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Underrated comment ๐Ÿ˜‚

xiutehcuhtli ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:38:57 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

I don't care one way or the other on the video, but your response has me in stitches.

"JUST YOU DARE TRY RESPONDING TO ME!"

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

notserious7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:45:11 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

I'm willing to wager you're not a man but rather an overweight feminist so triggered that you're pretending to be a guy

yeetyeetskrrtskrrrrt ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 23:28:02 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Boomer humor fucking sucks

[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:30:18 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

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yeetyeetskrrtskrrrrt ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:39:46 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Yeahโ€ฆ maybe if you werenโ€™t a โ€œreal pig manโ€ you would understand.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:45:52 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

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yeetyeetskrrtskrrrrt ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 01:58:36 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

I get what you mean. I guess yeah, comedians giving a stand up bit and two males joking about womenโ€™s inability to drive is different and the latter is honestly kind of cringe though.

I do think laughing in general is good and sometimes people nowadays are over sensitive idk.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:29 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

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yeetyeetskrrtskrrrrt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:17 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Like Mitch Hedberg for example was a great stand up comedian who never touched on things like race, gender etc he just delivered really simple one liners and he is a friggin legend.

THE_EVANATOR ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 23:22:03 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

honestly not funny

anarcats ยท -12 points ยท Posted at 17:19:24 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

?

Royal_prince97 ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 17:46:00 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Mr_Dibz- ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:08:18 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

I'm gonna have to stop you right there

headless69 ยท -46 points ยท Posted at 16:56:37 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

This joke perpetuates a hurtful and misogynistic stereotype. It sucks that this sub is okay with casually sexist jokes like this one.

ALittleUseless ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:59:26 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Just because nobody has ever loved your ugly self, don't spoil a harmless laugh for everyone else.

headless69 ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 17:07:17 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Itโ€™s not harmless. Like I said, it perpetuates a misogynistic stereotype. If youโ€™re okay with that, fine. I hope you have a good day even though you decided to be a little shittier than you had to be, to other peoplesโ€™ detriment.

ALittleUseless ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:11:39 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

I'm totally ok with it. And once again, keep your fragile personality away so that it doesn't shatter at every little totally HARMLESS thing. I can understand, some people are not capable of enjoying jokes.

Bulletjuh ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:49 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

You and other buttercups cant handle Jokes. You guys just need to be offended with everything. These are jokes deal with OR else be prepared for a verry difficult life. Good Luck.

headless69 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:16:17 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™m not offended. Iโ€™m calmly pointing out that the joke in this post is sexist and harmful.

All the commenters that are upset with my statement seem like the ones who canโ€™t keep a lid on their emotions. I hope you all get help and grow as people. Good luck.

Bulletjuh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:22 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

You know i wanted to type a response that my wife calls it humor too. But she said the minority who are butthurt over everything these days are getting too much attention. And u know what, she is totally right! I shouldnt had commented on your statement earlier. I hope you find joy in your life and dont be too offended with everything life is too short for that.

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:59:47 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

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headless69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:28 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)*

Are the people in this video comedians? Or regular people?

There is also a huge difference in jokes about sexism and sexist jokes. Jokes about sexism make a comment on a fucked up situation that our society deals with and sexist jokes perpetuate that situation. But tbh, I would really expect you to grasp the distinction.

If you think Iโ€™m a โ€œsnowflakeโ€ for simply pointing out that something is sexist, then fuck yeah. Iโ€™m proud to call people out for misogynistic bullshit.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:48 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

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headless69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:24 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™ve been to a few stand up comedy bars! Iโ€™ve had an overall good time, some people are pretty funny!

But I rarely get offended by strangers. I understand that most people that say fucked up shit either donโ€™t understand how fucked up the thing theyโ€™re saying is or they do understand and are saying it to encourage a reaction. I interpret neither of these things as an attack on my character or anything like that; theyโ€™re not personally offensive.

Most people I interact with are not overtly sexist though, even at comedy bars. My whole goal with commenting on this post was to voice my discontent with the overtly sexist material. I think itโ€™s shitty and harmful. It doesnโ€™t โ€œoffendโ€ me. I just understand that itโ€™s indirectly harmful to people I care about, so I voice my concern.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:33 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

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headless69 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:01:41 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:17 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

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headless69 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:05:51 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:27 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

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headless69 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:22:44 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

I am having a nice life! Thanks! You too.

Ethereal_4426 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:58:16 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

It's a joke.

headless69 ยท -19 points ยท Posted at 17:00:28 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, sexist joke. Youโ€™re okay with misogyny then, I guess. Iโ€™m sure your mom would be proud.

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:06:37 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Oh u like thise one silly joke, UR MOTHER MUST BE PROUD U RAPE AND MURDER PEOPLE ON THE STREET U FUCKING MONSTER - this is you, this is how dumb you sound.

CBKadm ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:26:29 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

I've made sexiest jokes in front of my mum. She's fine with them because she knows in joking.

headless69 ยท -12 points ยท Posted at 17:32:05 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™m sure your mom is okay with sexist jokes; she raised you. But not everyone is so carefree about harmful rhetoric that targets entire groups of people.

Ethereal_4426 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:27 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Not everyone is so pathetically hypersensitive.

Ethereal_4426 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:29:30 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Nope, not OK with misogyny, but I am OK with jokes.

My mum would be proud because she has a sense of humour. She isn't a frail old bint who can't handle a little joke.

50_hero ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:17:38 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)*

It doesn't tho, my aunt literally did this to my uncle. Also everyone who saw this video knew it was a joke except you. Joking about rape doesn't perpetuate it, joking about racism doesn't perpetuate it( not that those things are in any way comperable to BeInG MySoGiNiStIc). Stop being so butthurt over a damn joke, you're making people who actually fight for equal rights look bad

headless69 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:27:08 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

I know it is a joke. I can also grasp the concept that things intended to be funny can actually be shitty. I can see that the sexism is so engrained in you because of how defensive you got after getting called out for being okay with sexist jokes.

50_hero ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:36:00 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Shitty to whom? And why? What makes this shitty? Because you don't find it funny? I already told you this doesn't hurt anyone, also laughing at a dad joke about women being bad drivers doesn't make me sexist, because if so then i'm also racist since i laughed at that one Patrice O'neal joke about slavery

headless69 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:59:15 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Shitty to whom?

The targeted group of this joke, feminine people in this case (implicitly referring to women).

And why?

Perpetuating stereotypes is harmful to those adversely affected by those stereotypes. But you donโ€™t care about how your behavior affects others, so Iโ€™m not even going to try to explain how and why perpetuating stereotypes is harmful.

Educate yourself. Or even attempting to realize your own ignorance would be a step in the right direction.

example 1

50_hero ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:19:05 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Link don't work, also how in the name of heaven does a joke about "women can't drive" in any way harm you? How is a joke about "women can't drive" perpetuate anything?

headless69 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:28:44 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)*

Link is to a document. Figure it out.

Also, this joke doesnโ€™t harm me. It harms feminine presenting people, implicitly women. It encourages the belief that women can be considered a monolithic group and that stereotypes are effective at describing this group. The concept that โ€œwomen are bad driversโ€ may not be directly violent or hurtful, but it encourages the use of other stereotypes that are or may be directly violent or harmful to women.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:33 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

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headless69 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:06:45 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Which comedians am I treating like which politicians?

Chemistry-Unlucky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:04 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

I have been hit by two women running red lights because they were not paying attention. One time I was on my bike and the lady broke my back because she "thought the red light was green". Womens brains evolved to multitask which means dividing your attention, which is bad for driving.

HowAmIHere2000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:59 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

I recommend that you visit a website which is dedicated to women and women empowerment, like 4chan.org

PoodlePopXX ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 17:08:54 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

I got downvoted for not finding this funny either. And incels wonder why women wonโ€™t date themโ€ฆ.

50_hero ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:24:58 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

You didn't find this funny so you had shit on the video spoiling other people's experience, the fact that this has alot of upvotes should be enough to tell you that this is funny to someone. its not the incels, its you that's the problem

PoodlePopXX ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 17:27:33 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

TIL that 626 upvotes is a lot of people. See yโ€™all on the front page later today!

50_hero ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:31:13 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Have you ever seen a group of 600 hundred people? 600 people saw this, liked it, and decided to upvote, just because its not in the 30k range you're used to doesn't mean its not alot, also that's literally a ratio of 600:3 so yeah that's alot

meh4prince ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:09 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

โ€œum, im the comedy police annndd you canโ€™t laugh at that because ummmm i said soโ€ฆ Please donโ€™t laughโ€ฆ Iโ€™m so hypersensitive that others shouldnโ€™t have fun because ummmm misogyny? Please listen pleeassseeeโ€ฆโ€ This is you. Calm down and have a laugh every once in a while.

ChrisOrr95 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:31:53 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Your comment perpetuates the "hurtful and misogynistic stereotype" that women can't take a joke. So if you're really so concerned, why did you comment?

Artistic_Mention_372 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:07 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Hahhaha

TioLucho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:31 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

What is a paradox?! A joke that's no joke.

Anxious_Screen_6550 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:21 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

When will I get a wife?

joemiller2424 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:58:53 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

When u learn to drive

Away_Usual_1179 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:49 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Yes come thru white mediocrity!!

Legitimate_Ad2570 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:38 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Well this is awkward: proceeds to read all the comments

kegzdi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:51 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

I donโ€™t get it.

carlosguerrera ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:45 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Spot on!

mastrblastr8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:04 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

This is the most dude-bro style comedy

hakunamatata365 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:50 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Itโ€™s funny because itโ€™s true.

Neuroo-Toxin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:23 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

You know what's weird? I dont even get the jokes but im laughing at their jokes

GoGoPop78 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:13 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Oh thereโ€™s a reason to the ignoringโ€ฆ..she just wonโ€™t tell you yet to make it more dramatic than it needs to beโ€ฆโ€ฆso Iโ€™ve heardโ€ฆโ€ฆ..

Ex-SyStema ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:08 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Hilarious, truly hahaha

Brar01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:11 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. Best joke. And then the kicker lol

General_dark66 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:56 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Damn, that made me laugh like hell.

RigbyPup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:39:08 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

This was funny. Lololol.

urson_black ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:22:44 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

"If I had a feminine side, I'd be touching it ALL THE TIME!"

Weird-Computer2371 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:34:31 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Noice hahaha loved it!

Daviswatermelon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:38:51 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)
Sad_Seat_4ever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:54:48 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

I'm surprised even reddit has had enough of cancel culture. Reddit is like the new tumblr

greasedwog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:12:50 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

joke sucked, laughter was funny

waddiewadkins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:10:34 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

My girlfriend told me to stop doing my flamingo impression. Wellllll, I had to out my foot down for that one. - Mark Normamd

Dypo42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:16:08 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™m disappointed in the human race

Large-and-spicy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:24:47 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

What year is it

AdamSnqR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:42:05 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

That is not even remotely a dad joke

Cute-Region-1766 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:17:49 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Hereโ€™s a DAD joke: dad comes home with his newly built slapping lie detector machine. So dad asks son โ€œwhatโ€™d you do today at school?โ€ Son replied, โ€œ a lot of studying dadโ€.. so machine slaps the boy! Dad says โ€œ son, tell the truthโ€.. son replies, โ€œ ok, we were looking at booby booksโ€.. dad replies, wow! I never got to look at booby books when I was your ageโ€™.. so machine slaps dad!.. so mom starts to chuckle and says, โ€˜ thatโ€™s my boy, just like his dadโ€™โ€ฆ so machine slaps mom!

babadehada ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:50:19 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

The real joke here is people saying โ€œitโ€™s not intended to offendโ€ lmao. THATS FUNNY

joemiller2424 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:02:05 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

The shittiest joke tbh, sexist as fuck and not much of humour. It hurts to see so many people liking it and laughing about it? Whatโ€™s next? A woman getting beaten up joke?

PopperGould123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:28 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

"Ha ha woman bad"

ashaman1324 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:22 on September 18, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:35 on December 10, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

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AngelOfHeaven3 ยท -63 points ยท Posted at 15:10:44 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Thats funny- Last time I checkedโ€ฆMy record(s) are spotless ๐Ÿ™ƒ BUT nice sexist joke.

[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 16:49:28 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

This is why we can't have nice things. Comedy is dying because of weeners like you. Lighten up and learn to take a joke.

93tillinfinityx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:40 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

If you're gonna make a sexist joke, atleast make it actually funny and not something thats been repeated a million times before and is actually more untrue than true. I think everyone has the ability to laugh at an offensive joke but it has to be an actual joke and be funny not a stupid, out of touch, out dated, stereotype "joke"

elephantonella ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:10 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Oh your sounds like people who complained they lost their jobs as minstrels. Or maybe you're the guy who got pissed the freak shows got banned because it exploited deformed people.

AngelOfHeaven3 ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 18:11:13 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Oh my- Are you telling me how to feel?

CivicDisobedience ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:43:02 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

More just making fun of you for not being able to take a joke.

[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:04 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Just making a suggestion. Go ahead and be offended at every little thing. But don't expect anyone to give a fuck.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:04 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

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AngelOfHeaven3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:24 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

It was actually

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:03:14 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

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AngelOfHeaven3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:40 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Its not the big of a deal- When I say the stuff I do itโ€™s usually to prove a point an some confusion among people lol

MorpheusKing ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:08:06 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Stfu๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ†

AngelOfHeaven3 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 18:10:16 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

:,) Make me

A_Moderate ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:05:13 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Well I would try to if you had a better comeback

Cody6781 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:19:31 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)*

See, used to want to live in your world. I used to be on team "jokes that are at the expense of a class of people who could not leave that class if they chose to, are objectively harmful". So that rules out gender, race, disability, and a few other categories of jokes.

but

  1. This ends up being a pretty bad mindset and I think if everyone had it, the world would be pretty mundane and tedious. The world is dark and mean, and we all have small and large conflicts constantly. We're allowed to reconcile with reality through humor, that's ok.
  2. Having this mindset in a world where most don't is even worse, because you are constantly surrounded by things you consider immoral, and fighting that internal conflict constantly is exhausting.
  3. There are more important battles to have anyways. Climate change, domestic violence, police brutality, teachers wages, the list goes on. There is a lot you should put your effort into, a few hundred people on reddit laughing at a poorly written 'girls r bad driver' joke isn't worth it
  4. People with our/your mindset end up being pretty toxic anyways
    1. The rules aren't applied evenly, it's totally ok to punch up, or rather, what's perceived to be up (guys, whites, straights, etc.)
    2. However good intentioned, a lot of people just get off on having some power or moral high ground over others

So, my advice is to get over it. But the downvotes you're getting are excessive, you have a good sentiment, I think.

AngelOfHeaven3 ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 18:14:59 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

I know right? Truly shows the misogyny & toxic masculinity. Pushing โ€œtoughnessโ€ onto people is basically like bullying and absolutely insensitive to others.

Yuckie.

AGiantToolbox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:14 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Men are dumb. There are you okay now? People like you take the absolute fun out of EVERYTHING

AngelOfHeaven3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:26 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

No one said men are dumb except you.

AGiantToolbox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:09:05 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

And no one said these guys were sexist but you

AngelOfHeaven3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:12:45 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

I think that you think that I THINK all men are sexist when thats not true an neither is your statement considering there are other woman here who have had shitty times dealing with sexist men.

AGiantToolbox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:11 on September 5, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

There you go again sucking the fun out of everything. Does your family even talk to you? Or do you just hang out with Twitter?

AngelOfHeaven3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:30 on September 5, 2021 ยท (Permalink)*

Actually I have a good relationship with my father even after the mental an emotional childhood abuse but my mother is the type of Karen that doesnโ€™t believe in climate change, asks for your manager an attempts to steal 15k from my disabled brother- But ya know. Id like to think I turned out fine. And I actually donโ€™t use Twitter- I enjoy educational videos an survival videos.

AGiantToolbox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:02 on September 9, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Try not to take funny stuff like this so seriously and youโ€™ll be so much cooler. Life is too short laugh

AngelOfHeaven3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:57 on September 9, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

I do- Just not at these jokes and if โ€œcoolโ€ means to enjoy casual sexism then I will continue to remain uncool.

AGiantToolbox ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:29:11 on September 11, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™ll continue to laugh at it because itโ€™s true. My wife watched it and laughed her ass off

AngelOfHeaven3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:40:08 on September 11, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Whats โ€œtrueโ€ about this joke? Are you saying its true that its funny or true that your a sexist and have your wife brain washed like you?

AGiantToolbox ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:06:01 on September 11, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Lol

Cody6781 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:11 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)*

Jesus you are truly the caricature of "Even a dash of reality is too spicy for their taco"

AngelOfHeaven3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:55 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

I genuinely hate spicy food.

CoastalSquirrel22 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:40:19 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

You must be a blast to hang around.

Chemistry-Unlucky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:32 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

How long have you been driving though? I've been hit by two different women running red lights. One broke my back.

AngelOfHeaven3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:52 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

10yrs, Iv avoided everyone who was at fault for a crash, Had a female pull out in front of me- also when I had the green light an stopped in the middle of the road. Good times.

PoodlePopXX ยท -11 points ยท Posted at 17:10:04 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Itโ€™s 2020, youโ€™d think misogyny and sexism would have gone out of style as โ€œjokesโ€ but apparently itโ€™s just as relevant for these incels as it ever has been.

50_hero ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:40:42 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Joking about dark stuff will forever be funny, infact the reason they're funny is because they're dark, learn to take a joke and stop being so oversensetive

obiweedkenobi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:37:50 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Just those with a sense a humor who want a nice cheap laugh.

PoodlePopXX ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 17:39:41 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Okay Iโ€™ve got a jokeโ€ฆ.

My husband told me to get more in touch with my masculine side so I downed a 12 pack of beer and punched him in the face because he wouldnโ€™t make me a sandwich.

obiweedkenobi ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:40:43 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Hahaha thanks for the laugh.

the_new_hunter_s ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:45 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Probably could hit better playing on the 'don't read instructions' sterotype. Part of the hit of this joke is that you don't expect him to say, "So I crashed the car."

The "dad joke" is thematic. It doesn't simply list a couple of old stereotypes about a gender and make them into a joke like the one you created. It shocks you into a laugh by saying something a reasonable person wouldn't expect to be said next. The stereo-types are really an afterthought to the original joke, not the point of the joke.

PoodlePopXX ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:56:19 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

I mean Iโ€™m a huge fan of Dad joke battles but this one missed me. Itโ€™s just not that funny compared to other jokes in these style battles.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:04 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

It's even more funny to me that u think what u said is not funny.

A_Moderate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:20 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

To be honest it would've been funnier if you got rid of that "I've got a joke"

GrahamDotJpeg ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:50:38 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Lmaoooo

[deleted] ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 21:06:36 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

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ChrisOrr95 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:10 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Stop abusing words. They have a specific definition that you're not respecting. You are a language virus.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:49 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)*

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LastLetter444 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:34 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Well both are technically true, one has stats to back it up, one depends on your partners attitude.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:49:05 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

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LastLetter444 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:02 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

What a weird strawman to make, you're comparing a joke on stereotypes to what's obviously not a joke.

You're just a fucking idiot.

ChrisOrr95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:47:26 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Neither of those definitions fit what happened in the video. Dunno how you can determine any "hatred" and even if someone DID believe men are better at driving, that doesn't mean they believe men are better overall.

SplitLevel17 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 18:42:50 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Thereโ€™s a reason.

KZYJ ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:00:48 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

See? It's not about the joke, it's about how you tell it

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:46:49 on September 3, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

I love it

seataccrunch ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:05:33 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

I love the absolute joy on his face as he tries to say it without going to tears.....

Anthropomorphis ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:35:44 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Feminists: TRIGGERED

metooeither ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:49:39 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Hahaha, girl insurance rates are cheaper than a guy's the entire driving life of the driver, hahaha crash the car my ass!

Here's why you get ignored all day. You deserve it, Hahaha!

617teddy ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:48:46 on September 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

awful just awful

According-Gur-6605 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:13:30 on September 5, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

These jokes are so funny that I forgot to laugh.