Ice isn't really affected by a microwave anyway. Only liquid water is, so it wouldn't do much until the ambient temperature had melted enough for the microwave to have something it can heat. It's better to pour hot water over it to melt it.
I only ordered a single DVD from Netflix and that was mystery team with Donald glover. I kept that fabulous movie and just never ordered another DVD. They never charged me and I stream all the time now.
cATSup24 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:25:36 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That can be arranged.
Tornery ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:47 on October 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They already used their AOL discs as Frisbees. They need the DVDs for drink coasters. Do you want them to have rings on their mahogany coffee tables? Because that's how they get rings.
I stuck with their DVD plan for so long, but finally at the last big round of price increases I realized I just couldn't justify it anymore. Honestly at that point though I was just ordering obscure foreign films that I thought there may be a small chance I'd have an interest in, and almost always fell asleep or got bored halfway through.
Vrassk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:04:40 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I use it for stuff I cant stream, they ship pretty damn fast. It has about a 48 hour turnaround. If I drop my old dvd in the post monday ill have next one wednesday. You can also queue up dvd's before they release and it will ship the day its released. Its cheaper then redbox.
danekan ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:04:51 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I remember being an original customer and them cycling through different "test" envelopes... there were gold/white envelopes w/ a slight padding... then they went to the paper ones but they were gold still that they eventually more or less decided on
danekan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:30:53 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
it's a love / hate there w/ amazon. I can't wait until Amazon stops using USPS... as a customer that used to spend 20k+ a year we recently canceled because of too many missing/mis-delivered USPS amazon packages. Chicago USPS has got to be the worst in the country..
I've never had a single thing delivered to me from Amazon by USPS. It's always UPS, FedEx, or a regional shipping company they use sometimes. Where do you live that Amazon ships through the postal service?
danekan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:43:01 on October 12, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chicago/Rogers Park, I'd say maybe 1/4 packages came via USPS. Or rather, "were supposed to come" ... But they will miss the delivery with made up reasons, at 9:30 PM they'll just run through all undelivered packages and fill out random codes for why things weren't delivered that day, etc. (As far as the other 3/4, about half packages come from amazon's warehouse by actual amazon employees and the other quarter were UPS)
We were working w/ Amazon on it and they had put a "block" on items that would ship via USPS so I wouldn't order them, I was OK w/ that... but then I ordered chicken feed and as I'm trying to go to ORD I am instead calling a local shop to get feed delivered because USPS simply didn't want to carry it... anything over 50 pounds they require an in person pickup, and it wasn't actually 50 pounds of feed but amazon boxed it with two other items that made it over 50#. Reading above about how the USPS is actually a contract via UPS, maybe that's why AMazon really couldn't control blocking USPS shipments, IDK. But, they actually finally told us that. We canceled Amazon and honestly it's a great feeling. We were probably getting 4 packages a day from them, it became a little too convenient.
USPS definitely delivers a lot of amazon packages though. A friend who used to work for the city got let go because he has a pretty severe personality disorder and is now a postal carrier, he gets the fill in duties and his entire truck is Amazon packages. He works primarily on the far northwest side.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:27:59 on October 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ghstfce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:05:51 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So what about your dad's performance, in your experience, was lacking? And for your mothers cup size, did you just grab them and judge from there, or did you read the tag after removing her bra?
Blockbuster actually had a DVD mailing service. I think they may have had streaming later not too sure. My parents were signed up for this service but I know we couldn't have streamed anything because we could only get dialup internet
At the time, netflix wasn't a streaming company, and blockbuster was making very good profits. Blockbuster made the right decision to not buy a DVD mailing service.
I still get pleasure in the fact that the evil corporation known as Blockbuster is never more. I saw their DVD machine in the local supermarket and thought the last efforts of a dying company. I still keep my blockbuster card just for laughs that there's no where to use it. HAHAHHHA
One website reports that there is a total of 11 remaining franchise-owned Blockbuster video stores in operation as of September 2016 (7 in Alaska, 2 in Texas, and 2 in Oregon).
The corporate entity is dead and gone, but there are a few individual stores who survived. Your card might actually be valid there.
sirajely ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:23:39 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your wording confuses me, who offered who?
psiphre ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:31:18 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
netflix offered themselves to blockbuster.
CEO of netflix: "Hey blockbuster CEO, do you want to buy my company? it's only $50m"
CEO of blockbuster: "no thanks, what the fuck even is streaming anyway LOL"
Netflix: "I dunno, I've never heard of streaming either, because we won't try it for several more years."
It's not like Blockbuster refused to buy a fancy streaming service. They chose not to buy a DVD mailing company that wouldn't have added new customers to their (then) very profitable business.
psiphre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:39 on October 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
a DVD mailing company that wouldn't have added new customers
i don't know that that's a fair assessment. if:
A) netflix had customers at the time
B) netflix's customers weren't ALSO, 100% blockbuster's customers
then
C) those customers of netflix's that were not also customers of blockbuster would have become blockbuster's customers.
Not really. Driving to town to pick up a few movies for the weekend was a habit for many families. (Those people may have also had to drive to town to pick up their mail anyways.)
Blockbuster signed an agreement with Enron instead. Here is a Forbes article announcing it. A year later Enron was worthless and the network that Blockbuster abandoned the Netflix deal for never actually worked.
I'm pretty sure the first 10+ years they had no streaming service though. just snail mailing DVD's.
cyon921 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 14:36:56 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They had streaming at least 10 years ago, because that's when I remember using it.
It was also really limited. Originally you only had so many hours of streaming allotted to your account each month, so if you ran out in the middle of a movie or TV show, sucks for you, gotta wait till next month to finish it.
I remember that one of the only shows they had for streaming back then was Heroes, and I would literally take all of my families streaming hours watching it until we ran out. No one else got to stream anything, not that there was a lot to stream back then anyway.
If I remember correctly, as long as you didn't close the window you could keep going until you finished the show/movie when you hit the upper hour limit (which was 1:1 with how many dollars you spent per month).
cyon921 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:30:45 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's possible. I was 10, I'm probably misremembering :P
Edit: Now that you mention it I don't remember ever having an episode interrupted. Only not being able to move into the next episode. You're likely correct.
Disregard my "out of luck" comment.
solepsis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:12:49 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Their streaming started in 2007, so not quite ten years just yet. They also had next-day streaming on some shows for a while at the beginning.
It was the worst show that I've ever watched all the way through. I still put it on every once in a while for a laugh.
inthrees ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:17 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And then Heroes went to total garbage liquid shit and you felt bad.
cyon921 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:53:26 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To this day I've still never finished Season 4.
You know if Reborn is any good?
inthrees ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:15 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't even finish season two. Somewhere around the halfway mark (and this was as it aired, I would faithfully torrent the episode within hours of the actual broadcast) I realized I was mostly just going "wtf?" during the episodes, and leaving really disappointed.
So I stopped grabbing them, and the incident rate of "wtf?" in my house went down drastically.
No idea what Reborn is, sorry. =(
cyon921 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:38:41 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, it's a sequel. Heroes Reborn. Started last year.
I liked everything up to season 4 in the original. Though keep in mind, I was 10. My tastes were not refined.
Mysteri9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:31:21 on October 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I loved it when they still had their Starz partnership. Got to watch Gods of the Arena a week early, Party Down, it was good times.
Pretty much. Though I find it weird that you know of Gamefly but not that Netflix's original model was mailing DVDs. They still offer the DVDs by mail, too. And unlike their streaming content, they generally have all brand new releases on DVD since the rights and stuff are different.
irock168 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:25:14 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well reasons for that include me being 16 and the last time I watched TV, I think I saw netflix had a few ads for just streaming but not their mail stuff.
qwertwhy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:31:34 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You think that's impressive? Nintendo has been around for 127 years!
dnap123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:37 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No no not impressive just relevant to the conversation, as the guy in the photo looks 13-15 to me, meaning this snapchat could have been authentic
durtysox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:10:01 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, it's pretty old, but it began as a service where you could order DVD's by mail. It was actually awesome. Everyone loved those square red envelopes.
People were convinced they were crazy when Netflix switched to streaming video. Back in the day, using that much bandwidth was incredibly expensive. Netflix and YouTube seemed like highly wasteful, internet boondoggles, just fripperies that investors were going to regret believing in.
Who was going to pay for it? Youtube just put low cost video on the internet and waited for sponsors? The online Netflix catalog was so sparse and paltry compared to their original selection! The CEO who switched Netflix from DVD and postal to streaming digital got so, so, much shit, from everyone, and they lost so much money at first. It seemed doomed.
rawbface ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:09:15 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just not their streaming service... Which is all people use now anyways.
Dude. Someone posted a random picture on reddit and does not know the guy. Said guy suddenly appears and comments. That's so unlikely I can't even. Given his username /u/HerrKartoffel might be german which further lowers the probability of him appearing on reddit at all, let alone find a picture of himself.
coinpile ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:07:25 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So OP just grabbed an image off the net, passing it off as OC and then the guy in the photo saw it and commented here? Did I get that right?
Everything, like the snapshat title that isn't original?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:49:54 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you waste enough of your life on here, you occasionally see things like this.
This one isn't all that amazing, I mean, it is on the front page... imagine seeing your picture of yourself up on the front page every couple months.
The first one of these that really amazed me was when Katy Perry took a selfie with a fan's phone, and there were these 3 guys in flannel shirts in like the 5th row that stood out among all the little teenage girls, and everyone on here was commenting about them. Then low and behold one of them showed up and posted a picture he took with his phone of Katy Perry taking the selfie...
My birthday is 9 months after my parents' anniversary. Didn't put it together until my mom gave me the story over the summer. I'm 23 now. I was the ultimate accident. My parents weren't happy and they gave it a go but the only thing that happened was me. They divorced when I was a baby. I was the product of an unhappy marriage attempting to "celebrate" an anniversary.
Tommy84 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:06:03 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Generally not something think about until they are thinking about having children (either planning to or trying to avoid it).i remember several times people coming to this conclusion independently in college.
Tural- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:11:28 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mine's at the beginning of September. Happy new year!
aard_fi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:53:31 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unless you was born rather early more like a kinky christmas.
Source: That's when we made our daughter, who was born a few days after schedule in mid September.
aruke- ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:43:16 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So you have calculated when his parents had sex ? Impressive
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:38:33 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Meaning you had to turn cold hard cash into cold wet cash, into dry cash, into a steam card, into steam credits, into a game.
Someone should turn you in for money laundering (literally).
[deleted] ยท -13 points ยท Posted at 14:19:13 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Dylzan1 ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 14:20:21 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who buys that?
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 14:22:02 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you get a seedbox then it's not hard to start out at some low level private trackers and work your way up. It takes some time and effort, but it's worth it.
I learned this after going to the Kartoffelhaus in Munich. The menu was all regular meals, like, say, chicken parmesan, but served inside spuds the size of footballs. Imagine the most epic baked potato bar you've ever seen; now add 1L steins of Bavarian beer.
The discomfort from the dad joke is worth the fifty bucks. I've done more for less.
Edit: You pervs. I once ate a super hot pepper for $20. Also, I ate sea urchin for $40. (sea urchin smells like used gym socks that have been in your locker for a week. It has no flavor really, just the texture of a chunky snot glob). My teen years were peppered with an uncle with too much money and a frat boy sense of how to spend it.
[deleted] ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 15:09:10 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Fozibare ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:00:19 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I describe my experience with uni:
Its cold and fleshy with a velvety outside. When you put it in your mouth, it kind of rolls around like it has a mind of its own. It feels like an invasive kiss from a cold corpse.
In-state tuition is the best. Also try to grow up in a state with good state schools. My condolences.
Ifette ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:49:02 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You clearly have never had good, fresh sea urchin... also, you do know you only eat the orange parts (the egg sacs), right? The gray stuff is not to be eaten...
I can't believe I once paid 50$ to eat sea urchin. Worst 50$ ever spent.
NFN_NLN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:54 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also, I ate sea urchin for $40. (sea urchin smells like used gym socks that have been in your locker for a week. It has no flavor really, just the texture of a chunky snot glob).
I paid good money to try sea urchin at a fancy sushi restaurant. It didn't have a smell, but all other accounts are accurate.
Why not? Can Americans not recognize/appreciate/identify with their ethnic heritage?
Telvan ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 16:55:51 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didnt say he cant. Was just curious why. Could be because he had german ancestors. Or he took german in school. Or maybe just random words where he didnt even knew what they mean.
kilogttam ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:48 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Uh, fair enough I guess? But why ask if the answer is so logical and mundane.. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt though and assume you just want to start a conversation with someone that also likes the German language.
But the others who are upvoting you and also prodding him for answers just seem a bit strange, and I often see people from the respective countries belittling Americans who recognize their heritage.. IE "You're not German, I bet you can't even speak German." etc.
Well they would only say "you're not German, you don't even speak German" if those self-same Americans had just said "I am German". Maybe they should try saying "I have German ancestry." Only right-wing neo-Nazi type Germans would say that race is the deciding factor of your nationality.
In cases I have in mind the implication is already that they're referring to their ethnicity/heritage, but because they aren't explicit enough get needlessly corrected. If the implication is their nationality, sure that's some Aryan race shit. It's kind of obnoxious to insist one says "Im German-American" or something to the effect when it's obvious what they mean.
Just yesterday someone on /r/Formula1 posted a random picture of a girl in one of the grandstands who had a cool sign... five minutes later she posts on Reddit saying its her.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:54:29 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, something like that is more surprising than this I think.
I mean, this picture of this kid shows up on the front page every couple of months. He's probably tired of seeing it reposted by everyone else.
A random person/sign in a grandstand full of people though? That's a different level of "its a small world".
The one that amazed me was Katy Perry's selfie with a fan's phone at a concert and the fan posted the picture here. Then one of the guys in the background of the photo commented and posted a photo from his phone of Katy Perry taking the selfie with the fan's phone.
im curious to ask, how does this feel? knowing someone stole your picture to make this?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:56:14 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You look so annoyed in the photo, but come on, it's a pretty good dad -joke and you DID still get the cash I assume. Right?
Plus, karma.
Really, it's win-win-win in hindsight.
Tired of seeing everyone else repost your likeness for karma?
Splinxy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:28 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm assuming this is probably how he feels now and felt then haha. There's no reason to be mad other than his picture being circulaated as a shitty meme that's claimed by someone new every year.
17 is a good age for your superpowers to show up. Now you just need to work on your invisibility powers, you'll get into trouble at first, spying on girls and trying to use it for some hard cold cash, sadly your inconsiderate use of this power will hurt somebody close to you, but that will just make you stronger. With great power comes great responsibility.
This whole time I thought it was some Russian bank robber who didn't know how to dress for a robbery.... but it actually is peyton manning... my life is a lie.
I'll admit it looks goofy AF, but I don't think he's wearing it incorrectly. It looks like it was cut up to better suit his needs: 1)Further back on his head so the helmet pads won't push it into his eyes 2)A cut out hole where the ear for the in-helmet headset 3)A cut out hole at the mouth because the QB shouts commands the entire game. If He put it below his chin, it'd be harder to move the jaw and it wouldn't cover as much of his face.
XXVIIMAN ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 14:12:29 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the original article that HuffPost wrote where they tried to track down the origin.
After hearing him say that he'd make the robot print an A3 out of his waste disposal, I couldn't help but wonder what the hell an A3 was. I was thinking large battery or something along those lines. Turns out it is a size of paper for printing measuring 29.7 x 42.0cm, or 11.69 x 16.53 inches. Today I learned...
mrpark3s ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:56 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is quite clearly a picture taken with a phone that has snapchat. So unless this is a picture of a picture or directly uploaded into snapchat (which I doubt), this is at the absolute oldest from 5 years ago.
Edit: I understand that you can upload pictures to snapchat, but I mis-underestimated the motives and length karma whores will go to. All y'all can suck my dick
It wasn't taken via Snapchat, but it was from 2014, not 1994
This is the original source. It was posted on 11/11/14. Tineye shows no other online copies of this image from earlier than 11/12/14.
[deleted] ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 13:50:00 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I never said it was difficult, just that the amount of effort to create that picture with the caption doesn't make any sense. Modern cameras can take terrible quality photos given the condition of the lens and lighting.
But would someone really send a picture to someone else claiming this random person is their kid? That would be pretty easy to verify. Would someone really take this picture off the internet and add a snapchat filter, not send it to anyone and post it to reddit for karma? Actually that makes sense; people are retarded.
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 13:26:58 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never underestimate what a karmawhore will do for them sweet fake internet points
lead999x ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:39:37 on October 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
liquidated
RevMen ยท 162 points ยท Posted at 14:03:18 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
True story: A sweet, kind, classmate of mine (we'll call her Mary) was in my AP US History class in high school. I don't remember what specifically we were talking about, but the teacher explained that the government froze somebody's assets. After a few minutes of discussion Mary still had a confused look on her face, so the teacher asked her if she had a question. Mary asked "so they actually froze them?"
izuna ยท 191 points ยท Posted at 14:31:56 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I do this all of the time. It's a funny way to say "ELI5" for terms you don't understand. In this situation I'm pretty sure she didn't actually believe the assets were frozen into ice cubes, but she didn't know what it did mean and it got a giggle out of the class.
DROFLOW1 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:40:38 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are sad...first thing you think I what's her number...sounds dumb enough to do me
izuna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:34 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No the first thing I think of is tic tacs
DROFLOW1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:03 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whoop whoop
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:26 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Worse story: A classmate of mine (we'll call her Mary) was in my Civics and Economics class freshman year of high school and we were on the topic of voting and such. Our teacher explained voting and then Mary says "wait so the voting we took in elementary school, do those count?"
Depressingly true story: A girl (we'll call her Mary) had world history with me and we were talking about Asia. I can't remember what exactly it was we were talking about, but it was about some man. I remember the teacher saying he was an Asian man and we were guessing where he was from and she said " y'all he might not even be Asian, he could be from China!" We laughed so hard that we even put the quote on our class shirt! If I were more Reddit savvy I'd post the pic here.
I think of Andy Dwyer laughing when he heard Kyle's identity was stolen. "They froze his assets hahahahahahahahaha"
TThor ยท 844 points ยท Posted at 14:03:24 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My sister does this kind of shit every christmas. She will gift me cash, but will package it in as ridiculous and hard to open packaging as possible.
List of methods she has used: Put money in multiple disposable jello shot containers, then spread them out in a 2ftx1ftx2ft box filled to the brim with expanding foam. Parsed money throughout a 10inch wide saran wrap ball. Put the money in paintcan filled with hardened plaster. Built a box out of 2x4 boards, screwed it shut with special screws that can't be easily screwed out (square bit, no flare on the end to pry out), and handed me a crowbar (this gift was not only $20 in quarters, but a "World's Okayest Brother" tshirt. The funny thing is she just about spends more money on the packaging than on the gifts themselves.
One of my friends does this all the time. Any gift, he'll wrap it in about ten different layers. Some will be duct tape, some wrapping paper, and other kinds of tape, etc.. then he'll put shit like flour in between so it makes a huge fucking mess all over - last time he got my other buddy "nothing". It's literally an empty package of nothing, "for the friend who has everything".
wdoyle__ ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 15:18:37 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like a cool guy... as someone with no money I think I'll try this
If you give it to someone who likes puzzles (and wont just rip it apart) you can do really good eleborate things/hidden locking mechanisms with thick cardboard and toothpicks.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:24:55 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
More like for the Metal friend, what's the darkest blackest most metal birthday gift of all? Absolutely Nothing
Tykenolm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:01 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or a new Esp guitar... :)
dwmfives ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:50:09 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's fun to do! My best friend growing up and I used to do it every christmas. He got me tic tacs, I got him peanut M&Ms...we'd compete for the hardest to open package.
I do something like that, except its in a box covered in concrete. It is not possible for them to sneak a peek then pretend to not know what it is.
[deleted] ยท 157 points ยท Posted at 14:37:13 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Once I asked my dad what he wanted for Christmas and he said he wanted a 24 case of beer so it would be like having 24 christmas presents. So I bought the case, individually wrapped each can, put a bow on top of each one. Then I put them in another box and wrapped that. He was laughing about that for a month
[deleted] ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 16:01:26 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
hahaha I never thought of it like that. He was always doing that crap to me. On my 21st birthday he bought 21 birthday cards and put $21 in each one (best birthday ever). He made me open every single one before I ate my food at Red Lobster haha.
PS i love your username!
kurokuno ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:20:39 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
reminds me of my 6th birthday i got clothes a few tiny gifts and the final one was small super small i left it to last assuming it was unimportant after opening it all i got was a key ???? like what good is a key to a 6 year old well to my surprise it was a to a quad bike to ride around on our farm with best birthday of my life
aslan501 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:52:16 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My high school graduation gift from my aunt was a beautifully wrapped box as tall as I am. I think it might have been a refrigerator box. I can't remember for sure but it was about that size. It was weighted down with bricks to make it heavy and filled with packing material so it would be solid and not collapse. After several minutes of pawing through the packing material looking for my large, heavy gift I finally looked at the bricks. There were 6 of them. One of them had a graduation card taped to it, and the others had $50 bills taped to them.
Mail540 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 14:43:00 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's an art to gift giving as an older sibling. 90% fuck you exterior with a 10% thoughtful core.
drumstyx ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:19:07 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Square bit is the most common wood screw in Canada. It's called Robertson
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:09 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I work with a company that manufactures refrigerated equipment. The government wouldn't allow us to change the screws from Philips to Robertson.
Even though far superior, I guess not everyone has the screwdrivers..
We do have Philips head screws still, though, and every time I come across one that's not in drywall (where their easy cam out is actually beneficial, though it's still annoying to use them) a little bit of me dies inside.
It's almost 2017, rest of the world, just adopt the fucking Robertson bit. Your tradesmen will thank you.
Morgrid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:06:56 on January 12, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Torx lyfe
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:00:09 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love it.
Its a running joke at our house that my sister always uses way too much tape to wrap Christmas presents. She uses more tape than anyone I've seen. Apparently I'm the worst offender for teasing her about it, because the last time that she drew my name for the exchange, she taped the hell out of my gift. Taped the box shut with that hard, clear plastic packaging tape, then wrapped it with 3 layers of wrapping paper, all individually taped along every seam.
Everyone got a good laugh about it and it was actually really fun to open!
GeLioN ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:29:38 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whenever I draw my brother's name at christmas I try to do these but Im not nearly as dedicated or creative as your sister. one year they had frosted flakes gold i opened the bag filled it with 45 of those gold president dollars, topped the bag off with additional flakes so they cant sink to the bottom. I glued it all shut. He thought his gift was a box of cereal, but he loved it. I also like the toilet paper roll one where $1 bills are dispersed randomly throughout the whole roll. That one took a lot of time.
Inlander ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:41:16 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did the small box in a big box in a bigger box thing for a buddy. After digging through all the newspaper and cardboard the look on his face when he jumped 2 feet in the air was priceless. Live 6 pound Lobster. He was very pleased....
I've given a friend a gift where I put $25 in quarters into one of those make your own candle things. It makes it so they have to use the candle before they get the cash ;)
aslan501 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:23 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or just put it in a dubble boiler and pour off the wax
My friends started doing that to each other in HS.
You can't say cash gifts require the least thought and time when a full hour goes into the wrapping and subsequent unwrapping efforts.
A great tip is to use like 12 ft of duct tape, but in like 4 inch segments that randomly change directions. This prevents the victimperson you like or love from getting a good grip and quickly unwinding it.
Wrest216 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:51:42 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Last Christmas I rigged my brother's present to explode with party poppers when opened. It was surprisingly difficult, but I didn't want to google 'how to rig a box with explosives'.
Problem is it takes quite a significant amount of force to trigger them, so you can't just tape down the string, it will pull loose. I got around that by tieing the string to a toothpick and taping down the toothpick.
The force problem was solved by using the box lid as a lever to multiply force.
The next problem was that the string had to be pulled at the right angle. Too far off axis and the string would break on the edge of the plastic casing. To solve that I had to use a small pulley and lengthen the string.
Finally, I couldn't predict which side of the lid he was going to pull on, so I used two systems to account for either side.
After testing it I decided that the confetti was too much of an eye hazard if he happened to peek into the box while he was opening, so I removed the confetti and filled the cylinders with hot glue.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:19:28 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I do it to my nieces. Every year they get a book for Christmas with about $30 in cash spread through it.
Edit. My brother on the other hand can get through a few rolls of tape. He bought me a stereo one year. Covered the box in tape and then glue so you couldn't get an edge on the tape to get in to it. Then each part of the stereo was wrapped separately and again covered in tape.
tuzki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:24:43 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
G65434-2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:54:14 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's great. I do something similar to my youngest brother though I use wood boxes screwed shut that are wrapped in duct tape then barb wire then stuffed inside of another wood box. the only easy to open present is his screw driver and wire cutters.
The Xmas before college my answer to what do I want was "Tools. Dad knows what I have and what I'd want." My first present was a wooden box held together with just about every type of fastener you can imagine including a large bolt going through it. I had to unwrap all the rest of my presents before I could get the box open enough to extract the propane tank inside. I had to give a tip of the hat to my family.
One year for a friend's birthday, we got $20 worth of $1 bills and put them in toilet paper. We unraveled the roll, and every so often, put a bill in. It was a bit time consuming trying to get the roll tight again, but it was great. Especially so given the fact that he seriously thought it was just TP at first. But by the end of it all... there was TP everywhere. Glorious.
derp6667 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:22 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You should do the same back to her but instead of Robertson screws use torque screws and hide the bit
My cousin does this. His last was taking 2 sheets of thick metal, putting a gift card between it, and bolting it shut, and then soldering it. I don't know if the giftee ever got it out.
pavemnt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:50 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would love a "World's Okayest Brother" shirt.
kawklee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:18 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
one of my good friends put his brother's gift in about a 20 pound concrete blob and then dumped it in the pool.
I basically had a battle with one of my childhood friends on who could give money in the most ridiculous way. I'm from Denmark, and some of our coins here has a hole in the center. I got my hands on a thick wooden block and literally nailed 100 DKK in 5's, 2's, and 1's to it through the hole in the middle of the coin. To make it worse, i put plastic wrapping in between each layer of coins, making it so much more difficult to get them off.
He got me back by filling a bottle with a mixture of random things (water, dirt, flour etc.) that turned out really slimy and just disgusting and then squeezed a bunch of coins into the bottle. The coins were perfectly sized so you could just get them into the plastic bottle, but you couldn't get them out without cutting the bottle in half, releasing the slimy substance.
What's difficult about a square (i.e. Robinson) bit ?!
TThor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:16 on October 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Bits are regional; As I understand it, hex bits are popular in europe, robertson bits are popular in canada, and philips and standard bits dominate the household US.
In the US, most people only have Philips and standard bits available at hand, sometimes hex if they have a larger set.
Sure, but (1) square bits are not that rare in the US. For example, they are common for stainless steel decking screws and (2) OP's sister was able to drive them so it shouldn't be that hard to get the tools to undrive them
TThor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:48:52 on October 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
=_= the point is that robertson bits are uncommon so I would not be likely to have one immediately at hand. I feel like the point is being missed here,
The Square slotted screw is a Robertson screw. Vastly superior to slot and Phillips but only popular in Canada (Robertson was a Canadian) and boat building. Fun fact: The first Model T cars were built with Robertson screws because it saved time in building the cars. Henry Ford approached Robertson to get the exclusive rights to the screw in the U.S. and when Robertson turned him down, Phillips, with his star-shaped screw, didn't and the rest is history. I'm always so pleased when I have to put something together and it uses a Phillips screw rather than the other types. It really is superior.
I once gifted my girlfriend a box made of ebony for valentines day that was stained, rounded, and smooth to fine grit with screws that were drilled smooth. Shaped conveniently like a ring box. I told her that if she loved me, she could open it without power tools. There was nothing but a washer inside, mind you did fit her.
its_brew ยท 358 points ยท Posted at 14:04:32 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tooch10 ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 14:00:55 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was around 7 or 8, I wanted "a 7 inch TV" for my birthday as I had no concept of sizing. Well, I received one...a handcrafted wooden 7" coin bank that looked like a TV set with a slot in the top for coins and hole on the bottom to remove them.
4_jacks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:24:26 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I grew up in the 80's and 90 (now 37)
Those glasses would of made you a laughing stock back them. Pretty much everyone I knew had wire frames. I never saw thick arms like that. (Granted fashion can be local)
Now that I'm 37 and the year is 2016 my glasses look almost the same as that kid.
TroXMas ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:56:45 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
so i just recently found out ifunny is a thing it's just an app with memes? like why do you need a separate app for this when the same memes are on twitter and instagram
Derkek ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:18:37 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd be smiling.
Ungrateful shits.
Nastapoka ยท 151 points ยท Posted at 14:06:48 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
quit sulking like a bitch
He's playing along with the joke. The joke is to take his request in a litteral sense to annoy him, therefore he acts annoyed.
People on the internet need to stop thinking nobody has humor.
Anaract ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 14:41:45 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is 80% of thuglife/neckbeard/madlads/Iamverysmart/thathappened content. A redditor taking a joke seriously and trying to ridicule the person for it
Yeah this is the most reasonable method nothing else is really required
[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 14:05:59 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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darkfred ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:14:19 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ahh this is one of those strange class of things that doesn't make sense, because it just isn't true.
Maybe someday science will find a way to examine entirely made up outcomes as if they had actually occurred, but until then we'll just have to ignore things on the internet that never actually happened.
edit: I mean seriously, have you never put an ice cube in a cup of soup?
Cold Ice -> molecules aren't moving a lot hence why it is cold. Adding cold water to it will make the moving molecules of the water "push" the molecules in the ice until both parts have got the same temperature.
Warm water however has got more moving and faster moving molecules which will make the ice molecules move a lot more than cold water would have done. -> Warm water will give off the temperature more easily/faster and thus the ice will melt faster.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:05:16 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are sort of correct. Ice will still absorb microwaves, but it has a much much lower absorption peak frequency than liquid water does. Microwave ovens are designed with a frequency that correlates with the peak absorption frequency of liquid water.
But ice tends to have water on the outside. Microwaves heat the water water heats ice ice makes more water to get heated. Works fine. Slightly slow start but still faster than waiting with salt in a warm place
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:02:13 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
From what I hear, you can just put it on Kim Kardashian's booty and it will melt instantly.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:40:53 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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odd84 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:19:47 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Microwave ovens have no heating elements.
gjack905 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:45 on October 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Microwave radiation produces heat. If it was purely waves that did nothing like you said, food would taste/feel hot but the internal temp wouldn't change.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:28:41 on October 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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gjack905 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:34:52 on October 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
food that hasn't changed temperature would not taste or feel hot
Exactly. Ergo, the microwave heats things.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:36:12 on October 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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gjack905 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:36:10 on October 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was younger I always wanted an ATV. So for Christmas my parents got me a 4x4 block of wood..... And nothing else..... They thought it was funny... I had to go shovel the driveway afterwards... FML
Lol, I got cold hard cash for a Christmas present about 22 years ago. My grandma gave it to me, and it was the best present I ever got! It was change in a Tupperware container with a layer of ice followed by more change with another layer of ice!
leeleebe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:49:19 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was at this moment he decided...first sign of dementia they're going in a home.
dee_berg ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:21:20 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My college roommate thought it was really funny to freeze things. He would take my toothbrush, put it in a glass of water and stick it in the freezer. When I wanted to brush my teeth in the morning I would have to defrost my toothbrush... funny dude.
I gave my nephew $50 in nickels. I left them rolled up but put them in a giant box filled with popcorn (real corn, not Styrofoam). He thought it was funny until his mom made him go to the bank to get them changed into paper.
Why is he so upset? Unless the water heater is out he'll have his cash in 5 minutes by running it under some hot water. If you hate wet crumply bills then bust out the iron. 10 minutes total and you got free cash.
The best thing about today in the UK is that if those were ยฃ5 notes (New plastic ones) They would not freeze as the chemicals in the plastic start to react with cold temperatures causing them to either heat up and melt the ice or explode shattering the new ยฃ5 notes.
Anyone that has one. Try to tear them? Won't happen. Try to freeze them? Won't happen. Try to wash then tumble dry them.... Ok don't do the last one since they actually shrink in size.
poor kid, it's better then those pics of like 20+ year old dudes sitting ALONE in their parents crappy little dining room with a pathetic little cake, and some candles... though $1 bills, pretty pathetic dad has viagra single packs on-the-go i bet.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:22:58 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nice
Ror1f3tt ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:29:57 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That money has to be spent by now
yhack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:44:24 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Still looks frozen to me, must be cold in that room
b00ger ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:43:48 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bim, right there... Sadness" -Ron Swanson while taking the pic, possibly
Pilose ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:57:58 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're so poor that in my family, we'd all try our best to pretend it's a lame joke but low key sitting there the entire time watching that ice melt excited about how many ice creams we could buy with that money.
TyCamden ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:59:27 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hahahahaha!!! My sister and I did this to my brother last Christmas. He asked for "cold, hard cash", so we froze two 20's in a plastic cup of water. Priceless. :-D
Jarlinnn ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:08:06 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He used figurative language to express his desire, but specifically means that he did not literally want what he said. That's what figurative speech is.
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Obelix13 ยท 171 points ยท Posted at 13:29:48 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Coins instead of banknotes would have been colder and harder.
KimJongIlSunglasses ยท 67 points ยท Posted at 13:49:25 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harder to microwave.
StaticDreams ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 13:59:13 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Colder. Harder. Faster. Stronger.
REC_Blobkat ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 14:29:22 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Looks like the Daft Punk hypetrain is crossing subreddits
adamthedog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:17 on October 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
:(
/r/DaftPunk is pretty mad about the whole thing as well.
gayscout ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:44 on November 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why? That song became mainstream. Even non daft punk fans know it.
hellohello84 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:34:00 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for putting that song in my head for the rest of the day...
MudRock1221 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 14:16:15 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ice doesn't microwave well either unless you start with a little liquid water around it.
yhack ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:40:39 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Liquid water, what's that?
xxxsur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:59:28 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Liquid. Not solid nor solidous
IKn0wKnothingAMA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:46 on October 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Non Solid.
IKn0wKnothingAMA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:56 on October 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Un-Solid.
Ordies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:44 on October 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As opposed to ice water.
lachlanhunt ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:28:21 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ice isn't really affected by a microwave anyway. Only liquid water is, so it wouldn't do much until the ambient temperature had melted enough for the microwave to have something it can heat. It's better to pour hot water over it to melt it.
Boko_Mustard ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:08:59 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
but if it has coins inside...
Malandirix ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:15:12 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harder but not colder. If we're being pedantic.
HookDragger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:10:12 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Than a bad girls dream?
Malandirix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:02 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Make a bad one good?
OozeNAahz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:09:21 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did that for my twin nieces a few years back. Rolls of quarters. One found it amusing , the other did not.
HIGH_ENERGY_MEMES ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:38:31 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
>banknotes
Non-American detected :)
Cameron_Sosa ยท 3560 points ยท Posted at 09:17:25 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This kid has to be 30 by now.
[deleted] ยท 7070 points ยท Posted at 14:12:50 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1313 points ยท Posted at 14:14:06 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whaaaaaaaat?
Edit: So someone put Snapchat text over one of your old pictures?
[deleted] ยท 598 points ยท Posted at 14:17:31 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Truly a marvel of the modern world
Terleif ยท 139 points ยท Posted at 14:35:01 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
More proof that actions from the future aren't as good as the past
rburp ยท 60 points ยท Posted at 14:58:02 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GOOD point
mrthenarwhal ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:41:58 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We are ALL cold hard cash on this blessed day
insert-words-here ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:51 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Speak for yourself
LeonProfessional ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:13 on October 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
please limit your posts to future reposts of ken m
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:02:42 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Lintheru ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:12:42 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think r/kenm is leaking
southernbenz ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 14:36:48 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Like reddit.com.
[deleted] ยท 211 points ยท Posted at 14:32:16 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Http://imgur.com/XSDWwRd.png
Neospector ยท 114 points ยท Posted at 14:43:45 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/05QCaKX.jpg
[deleted] ยท 69 points ยท Posted at 14:48:36 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/IUjYIB9.jpg
WAO138 ยท 228 points ยท Posted at 15:18:45 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/bH41WPj
bbplay_13 ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 15:27:53 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh for fucks sake...
T-REX_BONER ยท 73 points ยท Posted at 15:34:54 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/SFbkrxs.gif
Spartn90 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:36:03 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Meirl
Yankeedude252 ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 15:26:02 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Game, set, match.
twoods450 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:28:38 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
come over, i'll make nachos.
noun_exchanger ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:08:33 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i like how manning face keeps getting more pixelated by the month
Mebbwebb ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:28:23 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
God dammit.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:41:05 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 14:53:27 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/mV4caeF.jpg
abdlforever ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:57:46 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What?
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:06:02 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/zrn8Aj6.jpg
ryty0591 ยท 258 points ยท Posted at 14:17:46 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snapchat has been around for 5 years
frobie2323 ยท 221 points ยท Posted at 14:20:48 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You think that's impressive? Netflix has been around for 20 years!
almightyjebus99 ยท 383 points ยท Posted at 14:23:23 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
19 years. Not impressed. 20 is my threshold for impression.
FearUncertainDoubt ยท 61 points ยท Posted at 14:29:28 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I like turtles
almightyjebus99 ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 14:31:57 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I only ordered a single DVD from Netflix and that was mystery team with Donald glover. I kept that fabulous movie and just never ordered another DVD. They never charged me and I stream all the time now.
SmithiZit ยท 70 points ยท Posted at 15:23:06 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is netflix, give us our dvd back.
almightyjebus99 ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 15:28:56 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd rather die
cATSup24 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:25:36 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That can be arranged.
Tornery ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:47 on October 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They already used their AOL discs as Frisbees. They need the DVDs for drink coasters. Do you want them to have rings on their mahogany coffee tables? Because that's how they get rings.
Picklestasteg00d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:15 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hi, Netflix, I'm dad
Hello_Cup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:22:16 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ahhhh wood, nature's metal! I brought more wood to the wood place because I work here.
Yifftacular ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:20 on October 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, you don't have to return it until you stop paying for the service. That was part of their branding in the beginning.
Keep the DVDs as long as you want with no late fees.
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 14:31:57 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I actually forgot that netflix had DVD delivery
TitoAndronico ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 15:19:10 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's where they keep the 'wide' part of their selection.
digitaldeadstar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:18:38 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yep! A lot of people bitch about Netflix's content, but you can still get brand new releases through their DVD side of things.
sonofaresiii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:31 on October 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I stuck with their DVD plan for so long, but finally at the last big round of price increases I realized I just couldn't justify it anymore. Honestly at that point though I was just ordering obscure foreign films that I thought there may be a small chance I'd have an interest in, and almost always fell asleep or got bored halfway through.
Vrassk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:04:40 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I use it for stuff I cant stream, they ship pretty damn fast. It has about a 48 hour turnaround. If I drop my old dvd in the post monday ill have next one wednesday. You can also queue up dvd's before they release and it will ship the day its released. Its cheaper then redbox.
danekan ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:04:51 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I remember being an original customer and them cycling through different "test" envelopes... there were gold/white envelopes w/ a slight padding... then they went to the paper ones but they were gold still that they eventually more or less decided on
FearUncertainDoubt ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:15:40 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I like turtles
danekan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:30:53 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
it's a love / hate there w/ amazon. I can't wait until Amazon stops using USPS... as a customer that used to spend 20k+ a year we recently canceled because of too many missing/mis-delivered USPS amazon packages. Chicago USPS has got to be the worst in the country..
FearUncertainDoubt ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:20:45 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I like turtles
tobor_a ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:26 on October 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Amazon actually uses UPS vut UPS outsources (not sure if that's the correct word) to the USPS.
-VismundCygnus- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:49:49 on October 12, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've never had a single thing delivered to me from Amazon by USPS. It's always UPS, FedEx, or a regional shipping company they use sometimes. Where do you live that Amazon ships through the postal service?
danekan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:43:01 on October 12, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chicago/Rogers Park, I'd say maybe 1/4 packages came via USPS. Or rather, "were supposed to come" ... But they will miss the delivery with made up reasons, at 9:30 PM they'll just run through all undelivered packages and fill out random codes for why things weren't delivered that day, etc. (As far as the other 3/4, about half packages come from amazon's warehouse by actual amazon employees and the other quarter were UPS)
We were working w/ Amazon on it and they had put a "block" on items that would ship via USPS so I wouldn't order them, I was OK w/ that... but then I ordered chicken feed and as I'm trying to go to ORD I am instead calling a local shop to get feed delivered because USPS simply didn't want to carry it... anything over 50 pounds they require an in person pickup, and it wasn't actually 50 pounds of feed but amazon boxed it with two other items that made it over 50#. Reading above about how the USPS is actually a contract via UPS, maybe that's why AMazon really couldn't control blocking USPS shipments, IDK. But, they actually finally told us that. We canceled Amazon and honestly it's a great feeling. We were probably getting 4 packages a day from them, it became a little too convenient.
USPS definitely delivers a lot of amazon packages though. A friend who used to work for the city got let go because he has a pretty severe personality disorder and is now a postal carrier, he gets the fill in duties and his entire truck is Amazon packages. He works primarily on the far northwest side.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:27:59 on October 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chicagos usps is notorious for stealing packages
purplegrog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:57 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
found my mother and father in law's letter carrier.
FearUncertainDoubt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:08 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I like turtles
purplegrog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:36 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
interesting. why is that? doesn't amazon provide a healthy infusion of revenue?
FearUncertainDoubt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:00 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I like turtles
charonpdx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:43 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If only "every now and then" I know you don't cover my dad's route - he's still on the multiple-DVD plan, and goes through a few a week.
PastaPappa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:51:33 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That should pick up now that Netflix has reduced their online content by 58% in order to afford original productions.
[deleted] ยท 257 points ยท Posted at 14:27:22 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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GenesisEra ยท 188 points ยท Posted at 14:31:05 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hi 20, I'm dad.
[deleted] ยท 66 points ยท Posted at 14:38:10 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
hi dad, its 2011, I want my memes back.
GenesisEra ยท 127 points ยท Posted at 14:39:19 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So, 2011, have you got a girlfriend yet?
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 14:42:37 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
nope, too busy reading rage comics..
cATSup24 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:23:31 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think I threw up in my mouth a little bit.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:26:58 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
im gunna tell le derpina about this
niot20 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:51 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
have le sexy time
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:49:23 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nope, still waiting for my cold hard cash to melt.
trolloverlord73 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 14:57:29 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your mother found these dank memes in your dresser. Care to explain?
occamsrzor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:40 on October 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I learned it from watching YOU!
Super_Satchel ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:49:46 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What is dad may never die.
MASTURBATING_WALRUS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:19:44 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That explains why you're not impressed.
DaddySenior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:56 on October 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What?
rhymes_with_chicken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:55:30 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Perv
GenesisEra ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:08:24 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And just for that you're grounded, young man.
otoledo1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:39:43 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well done.
Mitchel-256 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 14:31:46 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's the opposite of impressed?
GratefulGuy96 ยท 165 points ยท Posted at 14:34:13 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ask your parents
Mitchel-256 ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 14:40:45 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My mother would tell me it was my dad's performance, and my dad would tell me it was my mother's cup size. Trust me, I'd know. I'm their son.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:52:18 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So you're living proof that life, uh, finds a way.
Mitchel-256 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:54:06 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In a sense.
Ghstfce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:05:51 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So what about your dad's performance, in your experience, was lacking? And for your mothers cup size, did you just grab them and judge from there, or did you read the tag after removing her bra?
Mitchel-256 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:29 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He seemed a little slow when I was still swingin' in the sack. As for her boobs, that's just self-apparent.
imhoots ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:36:45 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TMI
slaight461 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:20 on October 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So I can only assume that not only do you underpreform, you also have an unsatisfactory bosom.
Mitchel-256 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:26:03 on October 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your assumption skills are poor, my friend.
Aperture_TestSubject ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:07:31 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
bmwill1983 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:15:48 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
... unimpressed. Or underwhelmed.
Privateer781 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:51:09 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Erm...depressed? Debossed?
avogando ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:54:15 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nonplussed
Mitchel-256 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:55:20 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If that's not the answer, then it's pretty damn close.
HaiseG ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:55:20 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Probably sound since you're colored impressed.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:03:45 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blue. Color you blue.
horizoner ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:08:07 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Depressed
Cryovex2000 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:17:51 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crippling depression
my_girlfriend_sucks ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:31:51 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well then. Consider me impressed.
lofabread1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:53:38 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just turned 20 yesterday!
NubSauceJr ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:18:57 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Turned 40 today, weeeeeee!
lofabread1 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:27:04 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Happy birthday!
iamfromouterspace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:39 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
turned some age a few months back
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:58:53 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's awesome. Happy late birthday!
lofabread1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:26:50 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you!
Mitchel-256 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:31:30 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you know Blockbuster was founded in 1985?
almightyjebus99 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:32:28 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No one cares, Mitchel! GAWD
Mitchel-256 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:39:12 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hoffman does.
almightyjebus99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:41:43 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shut up. Get out.
Mitchel-256 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:49:38 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But did you want those pictures of Spider-Man?
almightyjebus99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:42 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have plenty http://i.imgur.com/oSTVld4.jpg
Mitchel-256 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:54:31 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking touchรฉ.
YourEnviousEnemy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:12 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But it wasn't a streaming service though was it?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:04:35 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm 34.
almightyjebus99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:05:45 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's nice
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:27:43 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you not
entertainedimpressed?![deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:28:02 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Remind me! 1 year
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:34:38 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Remindme! 1 year
ncopp ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:49:01 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll pm you in a month when I turn 20, I hope you'll be impressed
XyploatKyrt ยท 94 points ยท Posted at 14:40:17 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH AHA HA H AH AH A HA HAH A HAHA
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 14:55:18 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
New owners would not successfully do the streaming thing and you'd not have the others copy it and it would just be youtubes now.
Killboypowerhed ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 15:40:24 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blockbuster would have killed it to protect their stores. We certainly wouldn't have the Netflix we have niw
Lonely_Kobold ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:00:25 on October 12, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blockbuster actually had a DVD mailing service. I think they may have had streaming later not too sure. My parents were signed up for this service but I know we couldn't have streamed anything because we could only get dialup internet
ddrchamp13 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:01:20 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It isn't really that funny, I'm sure blockbuster would have fucked it up and it wouldn't be what it is today, I doubt they missed out on much.
stringfree ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:07:14 on October 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At the time, netflix wasn't a streaming company, and blockbuster was making very good profits. Blockbuster made the right decision to not buy a DVD mailing service.
dontworrybabe ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:01:17 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I still get pleasure in the fact that the evil corporation known as Blockbuster is never more. I saw their DVD machine in the local supermarket and thought the last efforts of a dying company. I still keep my blockbuster card just for laughs that there's no where to use it. HAHAHHHA
zelda2ontheNES ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:09:23 on October 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You bastard, I love you. I do the same thing. Over charging for those sweet new releases and the games ohh the games how they were expensive to rent
Lonely_Kobold ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:55:01 on October 12, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah but buying used games at blockbuster was what grew my origional xbox collection.
A_Soporific ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:32:22 on October 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One website reports that there is a total of 11 remaining franchise-owned Blockbuster video stores in operation as of September 2016 (7 in Alaska, 2 in Texas, and 2 in Oregon).
The corporate entity is dead and gone, but there are a few individual stores who survived. Your card might actually be valid there.
sirajely ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:23:39 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your wording confuses me, who offered who?
psiphre ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:31:18 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
netflix offered themselves to blockbuster.
CEO of netflix: "Hey blockbuster CEO, do you want to buy my company? it's only $50m"
CEO of blockbuster: "no thanks, what the fuck even is streaming anyway LOL"
stringfree ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:09:38 on October 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Netflix: "I dunno, I've never heard of streaming either, because we won't try it for several more years."
It's not like Blockbuster refused to buy a fancy streaming service. They chose not to buy a DVD mailing company that wouldn't have added new customers to their (then) very profitable business.
psiphre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:39 on October 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i don't know that that's a fair assessment. if:
A) netflix had customers at the time
B) netflix's customers weren't ALSO, 100% blockbuster's customers
then
C) those customers of netflix's that were not also customers of blockbuster would have become blockbuster's customers.
stringfree ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:40:27 on October 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Back then, if you weren't a customer of blockbuster it was probably because somehow you didn't live near one.
You were definitely aware of blockbuster, and were not going to be "lured" in because you liked a different movie service.
psiphre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:42:49 on October 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
considering how rural america is, "people not near a blockbuster" could have been a darn good number of people.
stringfree ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:47:02 on October 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not really. Driving to town to pick up a few movies for the weekend was a habit for many families. (Those people may have also had to drive to town to pick up their mail anyways.)
Blockbuster was the walmart of movies back then.
A_Soporific ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:51 on October 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The reason why?
Blockbuster signed an agreement with Enron instead. Here is a Forbes article announcing it. A year later Enron was worthless and the network that Blockbuster abandoned the Netflix deal for never actually worked.
DarkKnightCometh ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 14:26:50 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure the first 10+ years they had no streaming service though. just snail mailing DVD's.
cyon921 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 14:36:56 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They had streaming at least 10 years ago, because that's when I remember using it.
It was also really limited. Originally you only had so many hours of streaming allotted to your account each month, so if you ran out in the middle of a movie or TV show, sucks for you, gotta wait till next month to finish it.
I remember that one of the only shows they had for streaming back then was Heroes, and I would literally take all of my families streaming hours watching it until we ran out. No one else got to stream anything, not that there was a lot to stream back then anyway.
TitoAndronico ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:14:48 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If I remember correctly, as long as you didn't close the window you could keep going until you finished the show/movie when you hit the upper hour limit (which was 1:1 with how many dollars you spent per month).
cyon921 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:30:45 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's possible. I was 10, I'm probably misremembering :P
Edit: Now that you mention it I don't remember ever having an episode interrupted. Only not being able to move into the next episode. You're likely correct.
Disregard my "out of luck" comment.
solepsis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:12:49 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Their streaming started in 2007, so not quite ten years just yet. They also had next-day streaming on some shows for a while at the beginning.
Looking it up, nearly everything from this article seems so antiquated it's almost cute... http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/tech/products/2007-01-15-netflix-access_x.htm
cyon921 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:40:23 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I remember the next day streaming! That's how I watched Legend of the Seeker. Wish they still did that.
chubbsatwork ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:50 on October 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My brother still hates me a bit for making him watch that show.
cyon921 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:04 on October 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why?! It was so good!
I mean, it was awful, but the good kind of awful.
chubbsatwork ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:31 on October 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was the worst show that I've ever watched all the way through. I still put it on every once in a while for a laugh.
inthrees ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:17 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And then Heroes went to total garbage liquid shit and you felt bad.
cyon921 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:53:26 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To this day I've still never finished Season 4.
You know if Reborn is any good?
inthrees ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:15 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't even finish season two. Somewhere around the halfway mark (and this was as it aired, I would faithfully torrent the episode within hours of the actual broadcast) I realized I was mostly just going "wtf?" during the episodes, and leaving really disappointed.
So I stopped grabbing them, and the incident rate of "wtf?" in my house went down drastically.
No idea what Reborn is, sorry. =(
cyon921 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:38:41 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, it's a sequel. Heroes Reborn. Started last year.
I liked everything up to season 4 in the original. Though keep in mind, I was 10. My tastes were not refined.
Mysteri9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:31:21 on October 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I loved it when they still had their Starz partnership. Got to watch Gods of the Arena a week early, Party Down, it was good times.
-kindakrazy- ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 14:43:21 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
actually
cyon921 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:47:13 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What? I literally did take all the streaming hours. THEY WERE MINE!!!
therealsouthflorida ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:42:27 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was streaming for the time, much faster than DSL im sure.
MobileConnecter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:38:07 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ohh shit, totally forgot Netflix mailed movies before they started streaming!
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 14:39:08 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
they might have had a streaming service but nobody couldve loaded it because of all the dialup so we will never know if it was any good.
irock168 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:30:23 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, really? were they just a gamefly type service before?
digitaldeadstar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:22:09 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty much. Though I find it weird that you know of Gamefly but not that Netflix's original model was mailing DVDs. They still offer the DVDs by mail, too. And unlike their streaming content, they generally have all brand new releases on DVD since the rights and stuff are different.
irock168 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:25:14 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well reasons for that include me being 16 and the last time I watched TV, I think I saw netflix had a few ads for just streaming but not their mail stuff.
qwertwhy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:31:34 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You think that's impressive? Nintendo has been around for 127 years!
dnap123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:37 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No no not impressive just relevant to the conversation, as the guy in the photo looks 13-15 to me, meaning this snapchat could have been authentic
durtysox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:10:01 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, it's pretty old, but it began as a service where you could order DVD's by mail. It was actually awesome. Everyone loved those square red envelopes.
People were convinced they were crazy when Netflix switched to streaming video. Back in the day, using that much bandwidth was incredibly expensive. Netflix and YouTube seemed like highly wasteful, internet boondoggles, just fripperies that investors were going to regret believing in.
Who was going to pay for it? Youtube just put low cost video on the internet and waited for sponsors? The online Netflix catalog was so sparse and paltry compared to their original selection! The CEO who switched Netflix from DVD and postal to streaming digital got so, so, much shit, from everyone, and they lost so much money at first. It seemed doomed.
rawbface ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:09:15 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just not their streaming service... Which is all people use now anyways.
Weyl-fermions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:01:19 on October 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let's go to r/askhistorians and pose a question!
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 14:21:44 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well I thought it didn't really gain much attention until 2013, and that kid looked younger than 13. I could be wrong, idk. Still this is crazy.
Edit: Ok upon further investigation the guy was 16 at the time. Whoops.
Wakkaflaka_ ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 14:29:16 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He looks unnaturally young because he's been keeping up with his Quiet Hour - Daily Devotions.
kykr422 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:28:26 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But do you really think the mother of /u/HerrKartoffel was on Snapchat already?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:40:49 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you can upload pics though
northfive ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 14:20:04 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like I've finally witnessed something amazing
coinpile ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:00:12 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, as someone who doesn't understand at all, what happened here? I must be missing something.
Coffeinated ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:14:42 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude. Someone posted a random picture on reddit and does not know the guy. Said guy suddenly appears and comments. That's so unlikely I can't even. Given his username /u/HerrKartoffel might be german which further lowers the probability of him appearing on reddit at all, let alone find a picture of himself.
coinpile ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:07:25 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So OP just grabbed an image off the net, passing it off as OC and then the guy in the photo saw it and commented here? Did I get that right?
Coffeinated ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:32:52 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeeees.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:42 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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MP-SL ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:49:24 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yeah the money clearly isnt germany, also our calenders would say Oktober, not Oct.
Coffeinated ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:46:10 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everything, like the snapshat title that isn't original?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:49:54 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you waste enough of your life on here, you occasionally see things like this.
This one isn't all that amazing, I mean, it is on the front page... imagine seeing your picture of yourself up on the front page every couple months.
The first one of these that really amazed me was when Katy Perry took a selfie with a fan's phone, and there were these 3 guys in flannel shirts in like the 5th row that stood out among all the little teenage girls, and everyone on here was commenting about them. Then low and behold one of them showed up and posted a picture he took with his phone of Katy Perry taking the selfie...
Rob_T_Firefly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:58:19 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/TwoRedditorsOneCup is full of that sort of thing.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:10:59 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I... I shouldn't be surprised that subreddit exists, but the implications are just too much for me to click on the link while here at work.
OblongoSchlongo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:24:46 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I looked like a baby until I was 22. It happens.
himcor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:41:47 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Next level repost
Yuri909 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:20 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It clearly says "my son wanted.."
RexUmbr4e ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:13:04 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or the timer was edited out?
jutct ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:05 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or maybe his dad is OP?
MP-SL ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:47:55 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i call bullshit
afihavok ยท 335 points ยท Posted at 14:21:03 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Redditor for 3 years and these are literally his only comments ever. Ultimate lurker.
[deleted] ยท 293 points ยท Posted at 14:22:50 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 61 points ยท Posted at 14:39:47 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You should have stopped after your first post. 100% gold-rate.
Royalflush0 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:49:56 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Probably not his first post when the account is that old. He just deleted the rest
Maoman1 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:44:19 on October 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Considering he's already deleted these comments... Yeah. He just deletes everything.
Royalflush0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:43 on October 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lul. Probably
friday6700 ยท 121 points ยท Posted at 14:29:50 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I tagged you for nothing, then.
cenofwar ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:58:58 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
same :(
LoudMusic ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 15:41:01 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So your porning account now has thousands of karma. Is that more or less than your regular account?
afihavok ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:45:56 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, fair enough.
TheBreadbird ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:46:09 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So why the german username?
IAmAGoodPersonn ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 17:13:48 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Show your face hahah
Coquelins-counselor ยท 118 points ยท Posted at 14:15:53 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How long ago was the picture taken?
[deleted] ยท 380 points ยท Posted at 14:17:15 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 200 points ยท Posted at 14:17:59 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So you were 15
thiney49 ยท 663 points ยท Posted at 14:18:58 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/theydidthemath
[deleted] ยท 90 points ยท Posted at 14:20:19 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/theydidthefuckyou
Greenmanssky ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 14:23:11 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
wow, that is a thing TIL
THATguy_14 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:56:45 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/ofcoursethatsathing
Greenmanssky ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:40:05 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
hey! it's THATguy
burstfiredragon ยท 99 points ยท Posted at 14:21:59 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/theydidthemonstermath
bbenjjaminn ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 14:27:37 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The monster math, it was a geometric smash.
Orcson1 ยท 55 points ยท Posted at 14:37:45 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
r/itwasagraveyardgraph
KingofCraigland ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 15:31:00 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hate this site.
A_Simple_Guy ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:33:19 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
the first time ive laughed on this site in months was you saying you hate it
five_hammers_hamming ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:01 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love how those words fit the beat.
Could_Be_Your_Father ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 14:57:00 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's October. This will be acceptable no matter what until next month
Advencraftgaming ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:12:54 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So am I allowed to celebrate Halloween all month?
Could_Be_Your_Father ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:09:00 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bruh my halloween decorations have been up since the first day of fall. It should be acceptable all year
Advencraftgaming ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:12:30 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
alright then :) I will start to celebrate then
MY_GF_IS_CHUBBY_AMA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:53 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You fucked it up... Why the fuck has no one brought out the pitchforks?!
The_Fluffy_Walrus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:39 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/theybeatthedeadhorse
314GeorgeBoy ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 14:27:14 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/itwasagraveyardgraph
[deleted] ยท 179 points ยท Posted at 14:20:34 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 263 points ยท Posted at 14:23:51 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well look at mr smarty pants here, knowing when he was born and shit
FilthyZMePlease ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 14:24:52 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is your birthday in November? Is it November 14th? I'm just guessing here.
[deleted] ยท 123 points ยท Posted at 14:32:48 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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squawkd ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 14:33:30 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yikes he was close
FilthyZMePlease ยท 104 points ยท Posted at 14:37:45 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I figured if he's almost 18, the day 9 months after Valentine's Day would be my best guess ;D!
UnusualFinn ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 14:46:13 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You just blew my mind, explains perfectly why me and my sis both have birthdays in november a week within the 14th.
chris_0909 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:23:15 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My birthday is 9 months after my parents' anniversary. Didn't put it together until my mom gave me the story over the summer. I'm 23 now. I was the ultimate accident. My parents weren't happy and they gave it a go but the only thing that happened was me. They divorced when I was a baby. I was the product of an unhappy marriage attempting to "celebrate" an anniversary.
Tommy84 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:06:03 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That never occurred to you?
iowajaycee ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:22:17 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Generally not something think about until they are thinking about having children (either planning to or trying to avoid it).i remember several times people coming to this conclusion independently in college.
Tural- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:11:28 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mine's at the beginning of September. Happy new year!
aard_fi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:53:31 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unless you was born rather early more like a kinky christmas.
Source: That's when we made our daughter, who was born a few days after schedule in mid September.
aruke- ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:43:16 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So you have calculated when his parents had sex ? Impressive
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:38:33 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
that's not creepy at all.too creepy 4 me.
goodmyusernameis ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:14:55 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hahahaha
BKTribe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:28:38 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This kid was born prematurely
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:36:54 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He looked at the calender in the photograph
DynamicDK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:56:15 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hah, yeah. It even has an X on a day in the 3rd week, which fits if the first day of the month was on a Friday or Saturday.
YoGabbaTheGreat ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:48:52 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RemindMe! 32 Days "ask to borrow $50"
gigajesus ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:57:19 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And is your social 408273345?
Advencraftgaming ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:02:39 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus christ reddit, let's not get too personal
armchairepicure ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:36:31 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Best always a day off birthday ever!
a_work_harem ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:37:03 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey that's my birthday too!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:48:05 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Remindme! 32 days
gillylulu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:02:39 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a day older than you. Scrub. Happy early cakeday, almost birthdaybuddy
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:36:10 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uncle Sam when you're 17-"your almost a grown adult kid. soon you'll be able to live on your own, what a time to be alive"
Sam when you turn 18- "hey you're a grown adult now, so here's your initiation." zip "bend over."
DexTheDawg2719 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:37:24 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude you and I were literally born one day apart.
phi186 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:51 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's my birthday, I turned 21 on 11/11/11. Woooooowhyamicommentingwhocares
bobbygoshdontchaknow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:54 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
u bout to get doxxed
HugsForUpvotes ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:44:44 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why aren't you in school right now?
[deleted] ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 14:45:59 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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hotterthanahandjob ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:05:27 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/quityourbullshit walking away with blueballs right now.
HugsForUpvotes ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:46:27 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh shit. Carry on then
ANUSTART942 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:11:56 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can you call my boss and tell him I want to be off too?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:31:27 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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rhunex ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:11:59 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
From 0 to dank meme at the speed of steel melting.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:35:23 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see dead people
Rodbourn ยท 84 points ยท Posted at 14:16:39 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Does this get old? What did you buy?
[deleted] ยท 444 points ยท Posted at 14:17:43 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 14:33:42 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
did you like, send them the cold hard cash, or did you have to thaw it out first?
Debageldond ยท 329 points ยท Posted at 14:36:22 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He probably steamed it.
jeswise ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 14:51:19 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
slow clap
Stackhouse_ ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 15:00:40 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
pace of clapping intensifies
Admiral_Sjo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:37:39 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
stands up nodding in approval whilst clapping
Stackhouse_ ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:06:34 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
crisp 100 dollar bills begin falling from the sky
Admiral_Sjo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:16:26 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I catch one with my butt cheeks
PoonaniiPirate ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:57:58 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The modern marvel of comedy right here folks.
iConfessor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:56:12 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
it's only been 20 minutes but this comment deserves reddit gold.
RoboticChicken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:16 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hope this will do
TheOfficialPossum ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:36:05 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My man!
StickyWicky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:14:58 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lookin' good!
PM_ME_DBZA_QUOTES ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:29:41 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
snap Yes!
RoboticChicken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:55 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Slow down!
bcyost ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 14:41:01 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you know the way to reddit's heart.
MindStalker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:23:22 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Meaning you had to turn cold hard cash into cold wet cash, into dry cash, into a steam card, into steam credits, into a game. Someone should turn you in for money laundering (literally).
[deleted] ยท -13 points ยท Posted at 14:19:13 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Dylzan1 ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 14:20:21 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who buys that?
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 14:22:02 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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IStillHaveAPony ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:27:05 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you're dumb if you think hd shit isn't free.
GorillaDownDicksOut ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:27:43 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HA! I download 4k VR porn. #PrivateTrackerMasterRace
SabishiiFury ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:30:32 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
gimme dat.
GorillaDownDicksOut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:17:11 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry mate, they are super strict with invites.
SabishiiFury ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:20:44 on October 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
fml :(
GorillaDownDicksOut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:54:38 on October 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you get a seedbox then it's not hard to start out at some low level private trackers and work your way up. It takes some time and effort, but it's worth it.
weatherthisstorm ยท 181 points ยท Posted at 14:17:10 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This...this looks legit. How much money was in the ice?
[deleted] ยท 571 points ยท Posted at 14:18:24 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 229 points ยท Posted at 14:24:51 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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wolfmann ยท 92 points ยท Posted at 14:46:39 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually HerrKartoffel means Mr. Potato.
RedHerringxx ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 16:22:02 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/theydidthegerman
OrangeBinturong ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 16:59:39 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/theydidthemonstergerman
HiHoJufro ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:02:43 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/EsWarEinFriedhofZerschlagen
StellaAthena ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:08:20 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/theydidthegraveyardgerman
OurSuiGeneris ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:07:04 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...same thing
MY_GF_IS_CHUBBY_AMA ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:41:46 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a joke...
/r/theydidthemath
/r/theydidthemonstermath
/r/themonstermath
/r/itwasagraveyardgraph
OurSuiGeneris ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:46:38 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am aware. Never a huge fan of the circlejerk though, after the first few weeks....
RedSimplex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:14 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
what is Herringx?
DoesCheckOut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:17 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Username checks out... somehow.
Colin_Kaepnodick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:28 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/theydidthemonstergerman
PaulSandwich ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 15:30:03 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I learned this after going to the Kartoffelhaus in Munich. The menu was all regular meals, like, say, chicken parmesan, but served inside spuds the size of footballs. Imagine the most epic baked potato bar you've ever seen; now add 1L steins of Bavarian beer.
edit: spelleng
TheAngryAgnostic ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 16:32:26 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...aaaand I'm off. See y'all in about a week and three pant sizes.
chrsty ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:15:53 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Permanently closed :(
CanSeeYou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:33 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
:( oh damn
Rickhwt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:37:06 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
severed spuds?
PaulSandwich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:39:08 on October 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Technically, yeah.
popcorned ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:12 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Severed?
Polder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:57:15 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shouldn't it be HerrKartoffelKopf?
lord_fairfax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:07 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kartoffelpuffer is my favorite Deutsche word.
professor_moneybags ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:59 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Moneybags is my father and he is certainly not the young man pictured here.
-kindakrazy- ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:46:56 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You asked. He answered. How is that a humblebrag???
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:35:51 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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deusnefum ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:05:08 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Some of us, anyway.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:30:19 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, but it doesn't make sense. There at least has to be something that could be misconstrued as a humblebrag for it to be a proper joke.
bipolasaurusrex ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:49 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whoosh
stewsters ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:44:12 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your belly is jelly.
Edit: jelly as in jealous. Not intended to comment on weight.
woohoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:58:39 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You better believe I have a weight problem, considering my insatiable appetite for candy corn
Bobbers927 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:02:29 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Delicious Candy Corn?
Funslinger ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:43:48 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RIP Harris
CrochetCrazy ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 14:34:45 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
The discomfort from the dad joke is worth the fifty bucks. I've done more for less.
Edit: You pervs. I once ate a super hot pepper for $20. Also, I ate sea urchin for $40. (sea urchin smells like used gym socks that have been in your locker for a week. It has no flavor really, just the texture of a chunky snot glob). My teen years were peppered with an uncle with too much money and a frat boy sense of how to spend it.
[deleted] ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 15:09:10 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Fozibare ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:00:19 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I describe my experience with uni:
Its cold and fleshy with a velvety outside. When you put it in your mouth, it kind of rolls around like it has a mind of its own. It feels like an invasive kiss from a cold corpse.
Spitinthacoola ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:45:06 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Theres good uni and theres the rest. He probably didnt get very good uni. In the states it's hard to find some that isnt as he described.
DiggV4Sucks ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:04:59 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So untrue.
diverdux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:07:42 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good uni? I've pulled it from the ocean myself. It's disgusting.
rchaseio ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:22:04 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What? I can remember paying $40 to eat uni. It's fantastic!!!
imanauthority ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 16:52:47 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What? I can remember paying $40,000 to go to uni. It's fantastic!!
Ezira ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:34:04 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I paid $40,000 a year :-(
imanauthority ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:46 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In-state tuition is the best. Also try to grow up in a state with good state schools. My condolences.
Ifette ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:49:02 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You clearly have never had good, fresh sea urchin... also, you do know you only eat the orange parts (the egg sacs), right? The gray stuff is not to be eaten...
Hetch_Hetchy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:52:54 on October 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Those are gonads
zapper_the_man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:50:58 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can't believe I once paid 50$ to eat sea urchin. Worst 50$ ever spent.
NFN_NLN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:54 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I paid good money to try sea urchin at a fancy sushi restaurant. It didn't have a smell, but all other accounts are accurate.
KakarotMaag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:16:14 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you, sea urchin is awesome!
Telvan ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 14:34:28 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why do you have a german name?
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:46:26 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's German.
Source: I'm assuming
errorkode ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:57:33 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Then the question would be why he's getting dollar bills for his birthday...
StonedFrogg ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:26:53 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He could be a German in America
kilogttam ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:46:31 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Then you have very dumb questions.
guitaronin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:29:38 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Potato
TheBreadbird ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:42:52 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think he knows what his name means, but Im curious too why he has a german username but is receiving dollars for his birthday
guitaronin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:00 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In my first semester of high school German I adopted the nickname "kartoffelkopf". Maybe same kinda thing.
kilogttam ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:39:21 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why not? Can Americans not recognize/appreciate/identify with their ethnic heritage?
Telvan ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 16:55:51 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didnt say he cant. Was just curious why. Could be because he had german ancestors. Or he took german in school. Or maybe just random words where he didnt even knew what they mean.
kilogttam ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:48 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Uh, fair enough I guess? But why ask if the answer is so logical and mundane.. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt though and assume you just want to start a conversation with someone that also likes the German language.
But the others who are upvoting you and also prodding him for answers just seem a bit strange, and I often see people from the respective countries belittling Americans who recognize their heritage.. IE "You're not German, I bet you can't even speak German." etc.
Catch22ismybible ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:06 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well they would only say "you're not German, you don't even speak German" if those self-same Americans had just said "I am German". Maybe they should try saying "I have German ancestry." Only right-wing neo-Nazi type Germans would say that race is the deciding factor of your nationality.
kilogttam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:53 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In cases I have in mind the implication is already that they're referring to their ethnicity/heritage, but because they aren't explicit enough get needlessly corrected. If the implication is their nationality, sure that's some Aryan race shit. It's kind of obnoxious to insist one says "Im German-American" or something to the effect when it's obvious what they mean.
ul2006kevinb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:09:42 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tree fiddy
TotaLibertarian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:34 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How old was he?
Bloodyfinger ยท 239 points ยท Posted at 14:16:23 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, I think we just witnessed a Reddit miracle.
ilovethebooty ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 14:24:53 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What a blessed day! The internet is a magical place
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 14:54:23 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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Stealthy_Bird ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:19:08 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Speak for yourself, Ken
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:25:56 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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insert-words-here ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:40:01 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dolt.
PA-Noa ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:56:06 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Speak for yourself
HugsForUpvotes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:43:44 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Finally, a break other than the people already not working hard at 10:42 a.m. EST on a Monday.
We deserve this
ProSoftDev ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:13 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Surprisingly common now Reddit is pretty big.
Just yesterday someone on /r/Formula1 posted a random picture of a girl in one of the grandstands who had a cool sign... five minutes later she posts on Reddit saying its her.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:54:29 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, something like that is more surprising than this I think.
I mean, this picture of this kid shows up on the front page every couple of months. He's probably tired of seeing it reposted by everyone else.
A random person/sign in a grandstand full of people though? That's a different level of "its a small world".
The one that amazed me was Katy Perry's selfie with a fan's phone at a concert and the fan posted the picture here. Then one of the guys in the background of the photo commented and posted a photo from his phone of Katy Perry taking the selfie with the fan's phone.
jakedesnake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:47:29 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lnk pls
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:47:16 on October 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm looking for it but have been unsuccessful so far... I'll post a link if it turns up.
theLULRUS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:57:23 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel jaded by my time on reddit. When I saw that picture I just though, "Seems about right. This is reddit, this shit happens all the time."
StevandCreepers ยท 202 points ยท Posted at 14:14:13 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
No fucking way
AMA?!
princekolt ยท 97 points ยท Posted at 14:17:54 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like reality is breaking apart at this very moment
DoxBox ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:14:22 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blame Obama.
I don't really have a reason for that it just feels right you know?
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 14:18:12 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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jutct ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:41 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kid's dad is OP?
[deleted] ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 14:15:47 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 177 points ยท Posted at 14:25:00 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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bubscuf ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 14:34:27 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But kinda soggy, I'd imagine?
-kindakrazy- ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 14:47:39 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Only for a little bit. Then less and less until dry....it's like the water disappeared. Weird.
dalovindj ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:20:13 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not since magnets have I not even.
Beastinkid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:31:45 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking witchcraft
ttdpaco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:36:27 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
User name checks out due to the sarcasm it helps imply.
HugsForUpvotes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:46:05 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS IS THE QUESTION I NEED
cyborgdonkey3000 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 14:47:16 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you seem bored with this already
mlv555 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:42:01 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd return it for it not being want you wanted in the end
AsInOptimus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:42:40 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How long did it take?
[deleted] ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 14:25:45 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Warm, wet cash. Then dry, crispy, spendable cash.
jrno86nunez ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 14:41:42 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you from Carlisle Pa?
[deleted] ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 14:50:55 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Ewoktoremember ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:18:18 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Two miracles in one day?
jrno86nunez ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:22:56 on October 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy fuck. Did I just oust him?
1_point_21_gigawatts ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:27:05 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I used to stop at the Petro in Carlisle when I was a truck driver. The guy who cuts hair in there is a nazi freak. Gives good haircuts, though.
Promethianx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:36:25 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You see that hair? he is op's father
Yankeedude252 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:40:01 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As a current trucker, I know the Petro you speak of, but I usually stop at the T/A there. Good place for a haircut, you say?
wgeist1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:22:50 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What the fuck, how do you come to the conclusion of Carlisle from a picture of a kitchen table?
CandySnow ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:00:25 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Probably recognizes the person, not the table.
jrno86nunez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:53 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Recognize the kid for some reason. Sorry to piss you off?
wgeist1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:32:32 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No no, I was just baffled I guess.
jrno86nunez ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:24:46 on October 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I must of been right. He deleted all of his comments. Lol
wgeist1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:26 on October 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He did respond a while ago saying yes seemingly weirded out lol.
jrno86nunez ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:33:55 on October 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Okay. Here is the deal. I taught the kid in middle school. I was a student teacher at the time. Probably why he got freaked out.
SupaHotSackboy ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:20:11 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Loving the table cloth upgrade
sallabanchod ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 14:16:45 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lmao, I see you used your good table plastic for this shot.
RaiKoi ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 14:22:57 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What is that thing (still) hanging from the doorknob?
[deleted] ยท 73 points ยท Posted at 14:23:22 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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slight_offense_meant ยท 88 points ยท Posted at 14:37:27 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You just have all the god damn answers now dont you?!
CommunistCappie ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:57:00 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HERRKARTOFFEL FOR PREZ!!!
IAmAGoodPersonn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:18 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. I have all the answers
Bassplyr94 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:20:13 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is the money still frozen?
-kindakrazy- ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:49:41 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Some say it's still frozen till this day. Each day colder than the last.
JoeBidenFan1997 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:52:24 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
so how did u end up getting the money out??
[deleted] ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 14:52:51 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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pearthon ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 14:55:00 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Right there at the table with that unimpressed look on your face?
wxyzed ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:16:27 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
just sat there as frozen as that ice
Moist_Vanguard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:18:24 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The long con....
Atmoscope ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:36:20 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can we get an update photo of your unimpressed face?
BrockHardcastle ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 14:14:22 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Amazing.
Mornarben ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:18:52 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A beautiful moment.
endoplasmatisch ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:47:32 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LOL bist du deutsch?
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 14:49:05 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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wallaballaz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:19:02 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
how did you get your name?
MyLifeForMadlife ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:35:33 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was available
jake0112 ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 14:19:35 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just commenting to be a part of this special moment.
DubEnder ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:47:01 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am doing the same.
RedQuirk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:21:31 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
aint we special? :)
iOgef ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:20:17 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You'll Always remember where you were
ProgramTheWorld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:18:00 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are a special moment
sjdr92 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:22:48 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking knew you were a redditor
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:28:08 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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sjdr92 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 16:36:38 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No you just look like a redditor
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:48:47 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kek
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:15:03 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh shit
ThePizzaPredicament ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:17:40 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
holy shit m8888
Smoothglover ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:45:02 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At what age did your invisibility kick in?
styleNA ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:17:08 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unexpected
GifACatBytheToe ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:38:15 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hollllllyyy fuuuuuckkkk... Mind blown.
-kindakrazy- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:53:22 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cool off man its ok. Just...grab some ice.
The_King32 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:17:23 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He has spoken.
killerbake ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:18:35 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HE LIVES!!!!!!!!!
TR4VlS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:20:37 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is OP actually your mom?
Alldemjimmies ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:23:27 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shut the front door.
gaspara112 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:45:11 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How did the snapchat image end up on the internet where the public could get a hold of it?
[deleted] ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 14:46:22 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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lolhigh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:20:49 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh the world we live in these days.
pinkkirbys ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:53:07 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
im curious to ask, how does this feel? knowing someone stole your picture to make this?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:56:14 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You look so annoyed in the photo, but come on, it's a pretty good dad -joke and you DID still get the cash I assume. Right?
Plus, karma.
Really, it's win-win-win in hindsight.
Tired of seeing everyone else repost your likeness for karma?
Splinxy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:28 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm assuming this is probably how he feels now and felt then haha. There's no reason to be mad other than his picture being circulaated as a shitty meme that's claimed by someone new every year.
harmonigga ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:30:10 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And... invisible?
Phoenix_Moustache ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:16:45 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What do you buy with the cash when the ice finally melted ?
cpetti_ ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 14:26:09 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
he bought steam games
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:24:15 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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The_Foxy_Fox ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:50:48 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
While you melted ice I studied the blade
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:17:18 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So how much did you get?
squawkd ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:31:54 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
he commented somewhere that it was $50
Dragon_yum ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:18:40 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And how cold was it?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:20:25 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Free Thiddy
Derkek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:17:52 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[PROOF]
chemical_refraction ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:18:30 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So how much was 1 cold hard cash worth?
ThisUsernameIs20ltrs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:18:54 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's him. You guys, it's HIM...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:19:39 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn son
Chrossler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:20:13 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you a potato?
beanieb22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:20:20 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Potato? Is that you?
Yanman_be ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:20:27 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So how much was in it?
gostan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:20:44 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So many questions, you can't leave us hanging like this.
zmose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:21:45 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're god damn right, give him some fucking gold. People have been sucking off his well-deserved karma for years.
DoTheDew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:22:12 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with not 1, but 2 jars of candy corn? I mean I love candy corn, but I don't keep it jarred next to my salt and pepper.
brickmack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:22:16 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...you don't look like a potato?
sleepything ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:23:17 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
has reddit done it again?
poland626 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:23:21 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What the fuck is happening?
bacera ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:25:18 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like I'm a part of history being made
PMmeGenius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:25:59 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We did it reddit!
namso96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:26:01 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well time to pack up, you dont see this often.
bubscuf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:28:13 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And a legend
Robbo112 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:28:18 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
See you on /r/bestof
pjk922 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:28:43 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How much money was in the cash brick?
Thefelix01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:28:51 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why are your condiments seemingly jars full of ear plugs?
MrSneaky64 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:29:31 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Face reveal? AMA?
Beateride ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:30:05 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AMAZING ...
Iamthewurstest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:30:09 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Love the new placemats. They really tie the room together.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:30:33 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So how much was in there and how did you thaw it?
solorush ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:00 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Moments away from /r/bestof
Necoras ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:07 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What did you spend it on?
orsondewitt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:15 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was here.
freakedmind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:42 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm glad you changed the table cloth.
ForgottenPhenom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:34:07 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thomas Mondry? Oh look like a kid from my old school
The_Fluffy_Walrus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:34:44 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've not got anything to add, so I'm going to comment and so I can say "I was there!"
scotscott ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:37:54 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where did you go mr. Potato?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:42:33 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello fellow Potato!
AsInOptimus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:43:48 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For some reason, I find this entire reveal so heartwarming.
Alarid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:44:18 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/bestof
BusterOfCherry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:45:17 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Glad you got a new table cloth and place mats <3
Eonexas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:45:23 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The absolute madman!
bertonomus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:47:31 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just commenting to write down my name in the reddit history books.
MelancholicGod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:48:28 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well I'll be damned, the guy actually showed up
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:49:31 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What did you do with the cash?
Flintor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:51:16 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit. Do your friends and family know about this meme?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:51:41 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/bestof
bobnobjob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:51:49 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can we see a picture of how you took that pi.... oh forget it
iTheCreep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:51:50 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your name is Sir Potato... I like you.
faployst ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:51:53 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh thank God you mom got rid of that tablecloth.
portablebagel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:02 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can I have your autograph???
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:04 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haha "Mr. Potato"
Meyloon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:56:25 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your name is german but the cash is $ your family from Deutschland? Or just a fan of Kartoffeln?
muchgreaterthanG_O_D ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:56:38 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like I just witnessed history.
Saeleth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:56:51 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Okay, I need some backround information. Why does an american teenager name himself "Herr Kartoffel", which is very german?
GeorgeLeslie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:58:55 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey look everyone it's the kid
Qwertywalkers23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:01:06 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
r/bestof
rafael000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:01:28 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
are you dead?
uplandsrep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:02:24 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thats old for a MR. POTATO!
lowcarbnofap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:06:13 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Muscley armed paperboy.
Vierzwanzig ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:07:00 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You should convince your parents to buy a new, more efficient, refrigerator. Getting away from our old fridge saved us literally dozens of monies!
Ragethashit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:07:40 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
17 is a good age for your superpowers to show up. Now you just need to work on your invisibility powers, you'll get into trouble at first, spying on girls and trying to use it for some hard cold cash, sadly your inconsiderate use of this power will hurt somebody close to you, but that will just make you stronger. With great power comes great responsibility.
Decafe_Bustelo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:07:58 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just curious, does your family use candy corn as a condiment?
JustQueer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:08:24 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ich mag deine Name. Haha Mr. Potato
AceStudios10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:08:49 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit this is amazing
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:09:14 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see you use the same old table, but did you get a haircut yet?
somanayr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:14:30 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn dude. Lurker for 3 years, pop in as person in the picture. Post a comment with over 3k karma. I'm impressed.
Did you get tipped off? Or find this yourself?
DBREEZE223 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:18:30 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/bestof
DRlNK_MY_CUM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:19:23 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anyone can post a picture of a cookie cutter poverty home
dalovindj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:19:26 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you also now invisible?
EarthAmbassadorLuke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:21:33 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I really want to see a face pic...
Thaweed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:23:52 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
hast du um "cold hard cash" gebeten oder um "kaltes hartes geld" ?
Mr_Bumper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:27:19 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why is your name "Herr Kartoffel"? German ancestors?
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:30:32 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Mr_Bumper ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:13:28 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The absolute madman...
gadorp ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:32:49 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
like... just now?
RedMaskwa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:32:46 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So is ortesk actually your dad? Or a dirty, filthy, nipple-hardening, degenerate reposter?
justincummings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:49 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's with all the candy corn?
Cannonbaal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:34:16 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tablecloth placemat color combo still needs work.
Zehapo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:37:37 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you live in Monmouth county NJ? If so I went to middle school with you
Just_us_trees_here ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:39:26 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I bet the candy corn is older than /u/HerrKartoffel
Chameleon_Bro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:40:10 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see you're still using the "Bag On The Basement Door" trick. Seems legit
Lord7777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:53:13 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pic of you now?
mopers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:53:36 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who did this to you? What did you get them, if anything, for their next birthday?
psychoticdream ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:55:13 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your dad gave me a good idea for a prank. It's genius.
Rrath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:09:54 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How often do people give you things encased in ice?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:06 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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throwawabcdefghijklm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:43 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
nice
lemerou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:31 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So did you manage to know who put this picture on internet? Oh and why the German username?
iamwizzerd ยท 1237 points ยท Posted at 12:08:44 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Ya! you can tell because the calendar in the back shows the date.
Edit: Enhance
Edit 2: i literally exclaimed "Holy Fuck Gold!" when i saw this. Thank you gold man!
12121212l ยท 994 points ยท Posted at 12:36:37 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's Jpegtember
Vanelz ยท 311 points ยท Posted at 13:42:29 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Someone say Jpegtember??
eatmynasty ยท 142 points ยท Posted at 13:48:31 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
god damn it
rednblue525252 ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 14:03:27 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What is this shit
clos512 ยท 148 points ยท Posted at 14:05:52 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's where it's origins come from.
zakneifian ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 14:07:17 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
:(
Vanelz ยท 165 points ยท Posted at 14:12:40 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
the real origins
TreeFlow ยท 121 points ยท Posted at 14:16:36 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whoa not sure if I've ever actually seen the full picture lmao
jerhms ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:24:05 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
same here, was surprised
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:43:14 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Still not the full picture.
please_gib_job ยท 67 points ยท Posted at 14:17:29 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This whole time I thought it was some Russian bank robber who didn't know how to dress for a robbery.... but it actually is peyton manning... my life is a lie.
WatchMySmoothie ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:23:45 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
this guy doesn't /r/nfl
Chew_Kok_Long ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:40:05 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For some reason I always thought it was a F1 driver.
felixar90 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:42:53 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same.
teamsteven ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 14:15:12 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I did not expect this...
Jhyxe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:21:13 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/OutOfTheLoop
eeefree ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:10:19 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ok, so now we know where they are from. But where is it from?
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 14:13:47 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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eeefree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:24:12 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So man-rolling?
thebad_comedian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:00:13 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did someone say Rick-Rolling?
Yankeedude252 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:42:22 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's hardly contained to /r/nfl anymore. It spread to /r/baseball a while ago, and I've seen it everywhere lately.
helpimnaked ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:18:05 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's manningface, that's Peyton Manning, one of the greatest QBs to every play in the NFL, and he's wearing his face mask incorrectly.
HogFann89 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:53:37 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll admit it looks goofy AF, but I don't think he's wearing it incorrectly. It looks like it was cut up to better suit his needs: 1)Further back on his head so the helmet pads won't push it into his eyes 2)A cut out hole where the ear for the in-helmet headset 3)A cut out hole at the mouth because the QB shouts commands the entire game. If He put it below his chin, it'd be harder to move the jaw and it wouldn't cover as much of his face.
XXVIIMAN ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 14:12:29 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the original article that HuffPost wrote where they tried to track down the origin.
Shotgun_Sniper ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:19:20 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's just cruel.
R_Da_Bard ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:13:32 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its from a movie or the internet.
Norwegian_whale ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:37:01 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well you're not wrong
BearBryant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:14:04 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why.
Why did I click that.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:47:49 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mother fucker!
TybotheRckstr ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 13:58:58 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Got me.
odaeyss ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:14:13 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
Starved-Nutritionist ยท -33 points ยท Posted at 14:02:55 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll save everyone a click: it's the pic of Payton Manning wearing that ski mask and making a stupid face.
tfrosty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:15:59 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I bet you're fun at parties
Amasero ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 14:03:57 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Close
Santithebest ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 14:01:45 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RiP
[deleted] ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 13:09:22 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Triumph807 ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 13:12:49 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The fuck did I just watch?
12DollarLargePizza ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 13:35:22 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say honey in the morning ding ding
kalitarios ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:01:22 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just wish op had given him a frozen bowl of ass pennies
antipromaybe ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:07:41 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And now I want Pizza Bagels.
qnepster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:58:40 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Honey in the evening dong dong
NeurotypicalPanda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:00:22 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
forgive him allah
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:59:04 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was cute!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:24:54 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think he likes toe jam even better than sugar
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:56:31 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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TybotheRckstr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:58:30 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know you can full screen them on mobile now?
I will say I hate it as well but hey at least you can full screen it.
ManWithYourPlan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:59:47 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Phone orientation memes, am I right?
crushing_dreams ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 13:51:21 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The best part was how he starts off with
"Allah, forgive me..."
lol
[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 13:56:00 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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Anne_Franks_Dildo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:11:13 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you on the spectrum?
mantisqueen ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:58:38 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pizza in the morning Pizza in the evening Pizza at supper time
Das_Gaus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:38:51 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This song is forever burned into my brain.
OwenBelly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:42:13 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When pizzas on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime!
24OscarM ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:48:56 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hive no idea how this relevant, but uhh... Thanks.
Flickered ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:55:32 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a bot account trying to generate is karma
ClicksOnLinks ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:16:31 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I get that a lot
EmptyImaginarium ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:14:33 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I felt like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJjf7k94CgU
dirtmerchant1980 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:18:07 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking everybody has that dx racer chair.
Bill_Brasky01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:52:45 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now he's the fucking foot master. Sorry Jules.
kvasir476 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:55:43 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The most wonderful time of the year!
raichulover123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:08:28 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I'm pretty sure it's Pngtober.
pete_topkevinbottom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:25:48 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How many pixels are in a month?
12121212l ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:34:57 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
About 30
reasonandmadness ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 13:40:21 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Enhance?
xXxNoScopeMLGxXx ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 13:44:32 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's nothing
Jay_Bud ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 13:59:45 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
dayum
LoriCupcake ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:06:27 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After hearing him say that he'd make the robot print an A3 out of his waste disposal, I couldn't help but wonder what the hell an A3 was. I was thinking large battery or something along those lines. Turns out it is a size of paper for printing measuring 29.7 x 42.0cm, or 11.69 x 16.53 inches. Today I learned...
mrpark3s ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:56 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Terrible website/10, vid enjoyable
SilentBob890 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:55:02 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Enhance
MilosKun ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:08:53 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Enhance!
reasonandmadness ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:18:12 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's basically every officer in the military on the left, and me on the right.
Izbiz95 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:57:36 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
apply jazzgorhythm filtering
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:54:17 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's enough, normal view.
carnizzle ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 14:03:27 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
upvote for MST3K
xXxNoScopeMLGxXx ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 13:42:39 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hmmmm, it needs more jpeg
Spoon_Elemental ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:02:07 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEzhxP-pdos
CaliforniaGrizz ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:18:09 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Enhance, enhance, enhance...
iamwizzerd ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 13:24:15 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Check my edit
woutomatic ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:15:52 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
-7 points on imgur. Gold on reddit.
iamwizzerd ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:07:55 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well who cares what they think right?
Battyboyrider ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:06:33 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What is the date on the calendar?
i_bent_my_wookiee ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:18:21 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You said "Enhance", but you forgot to say "Hey, can you clean that up a bit"...it works every time on TV
Onahail ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:43:01 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your edit literally made me laugh at out loud. You're welcome lol
raphus84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:50:37 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Woah! That's some crazy blade runner shit!
nucumber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:55:12 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
get CSI on it . . .
packetchef ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:55:15 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can't believe I clicked that.
Martin81 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:56:08 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We can do that now. Only need to train a convolutional neural net on high-resolution pictures of kitchens from early the 1990:s.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:27:02 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you just ASSUME his decade?
slowclapcitizenkane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:09:04 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But then you'll end up with a suggestion of a dog's head where the calendar is.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:01:30 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not really sure what I was expecting. Have an upvote.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:12:43 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's wanted too, aparently.
Kaizokugari ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:22:46 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you, I got glaukoma.
DarkNarwhel ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:54:10 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ENCHANCE THAT IMAGE
shontamona ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:01:14 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It still is all weird and shit. You guys have some futuristic app or what?
smellWhatyouC ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:06:26 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lol fail
Rsubs33 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:06:59 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ENHANCE
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 13:59:43 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
not with those glasses.
alexmikli ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:09:28 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't get it
Mistawright ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:11:01 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I also dont understand
HonoraryAustrlian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:18:07 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a very old picture so eine just put the snap chat caption over it.
YouAintGotToLieCraig ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:48:37 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Classic eine.
HonoraryAustrlian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:19:43 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a very old picture some one just put a snap chat caption over it.
patmybeard ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 14:17:06 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This photo has been reposted for years.
alexmikli ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:17:55 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah ok
smartcool ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:27:23 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You put your foot in your mouth faster than a politician.
ThaiZeta ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:00:15 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What tf does that mean? Why are 1606 people so stoked on that sentence?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:22:22 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would put that table cloth as late 70's early 80's.
Sean114 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:27:48 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
30 dollars richer, I assume.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:34 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
those glasses are pretty modern looking
kyleksq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:37:48 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In Montana it's 2001 right now.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:18:13 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You asshole this is a snap story anyway
jiveabillion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:07:53 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's a calendar on the door
DanStaircruiser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:47 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because snapchat existed 15 years ago...?
salemrya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:53 on October 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Young Jim Helpert
Hibria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:50 on October 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Still hasn't got his money
Oracularsoapbox ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:51:41 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's only real if it's in Brazil
msstark ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 14:01:20 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brazilian money looks nothing like that. And the expression doesn't translate.
Poops_McYolo ยท -35 points ยท Posted at 12:53:21 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
This is quite clearly a picture taken with a phone that has snapchat. So unless this is a picture of a picture or directly uploaded into snapchat (which I doubt), this is at the absolute oldest from 5 years ago.
Edit: I understand that you can upload pictures to snapchat, but I mis-underestimated the motives and length karma whores will go to. All y'all can suck my dick
It wasn't taken via Snapchat, but it was from 2014, not 1994
This is the original source. It was posted on 11/11/14. Tineye shows no other online copies of this image from earlier than 11/12/14.
[deleted] ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 13:50:00 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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Poops_McYolo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:29:02 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I never said it was difficult, just that the amount of effort to create that picture with the caption doesn't make any sense. Modern cameras can take terrible quality photos given the condition of the lens and lighting.
mashandal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:06:19 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah the ol' Reddit titanic-roo!
nonetheunique ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 13:20:16 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can send pictures through the chat feature in snap chat and edit it just as you would if it were being posted to story, etc.
Go to a picture on your phone, select share, select snap chat, etc.
Poops_McYolo ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 13:23:22 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But would someone really send a picture to someone else claiming this random person is their kid? That would be pretty easy to verify. Would someone really take this picture off the internet and add a snapchat filter, not send it to anyone and post it to reddit for karma? Actually that makes sense; people are retarded.
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 13:26:58 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never underestimate what a karmawhore will do for them sweet fake internet points
ArizonaCharlie ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 13:25:48 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm glad you got there by yourself
Reddit is... Amazing.. In many ways
Moodfoo ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:42:31 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm happy that amid civil war in Syria, Trump and Brexit people here still have time to argue about matters like this.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:07:50 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It would be quite shit though if Trump, Brexit and Syria were the only three things people ever thought and talked about yeah?
Mocha_Bean ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:38:51 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It wasn't taken via Snapchat, but it was from 2014, not 1994
This is the original source. It was posted on 11/11/14. Tineye shows no other online copies of this image from earlier than 11/12/14.
OMGnanerpus ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:12:28 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because both of those are sooooo hard to do. And there's absolutely no chance that it could have been photo-shopped to add a caption.
ShadoWolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:47 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oldest refrence I could find of the image (http://imgur.com/gallery/Qf7Klmi) from Nov 11 2014. The odd part is the imgur source link points to https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/2lzvyw/my_son_wanted_cold_hard_cash_for_his_birthday/ (submitted 1 year ago by [deleted]) So there a chronological mismatch. I might try to dig deeper.. but honestly, this consumed more time than I would like to admit.
[deleted] ยท 624 points ยท Posted at 13:31:36 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[removed]
yoshisboi ยท 65 points ยท Posted at 14:18:35 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Soon to be liquidized!
lead999x ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:39:37 on October 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
RevMen ยท 162 points ยท Posted at 14:03:18 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
True story: A sweet, kind, classmate of mine (we'll call her Mary) was in my AP US History class in high school. I don't remember what specifically we were talking about, but the teacher explained that the government froze somebody's assets. After a few minutes of discussion Mary still had a confused look on her face, so the teacher asked her if she had a question. Mary asked "so they actually froze them?"
izuna ยท 191 points ยท Posted at 14:31:56 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What a fucking idiot. What's her number?
bobnobjob ยท 87 points ยท Posted at 15:00:30 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
911
T-REX_BONER ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 15:36:49 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks!
Glass_Veins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:06 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're welcome.
Quenya3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:34:34 on October 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
867-5309
Childflayer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:43:36 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DO YOU LIKE THAT, YOU FUCKING RETARD?
Tocoapuffs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:42:20 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I do this all of the time. It's a funny way to say "ELI5" for terms you don't understand. In this situation I'm pretty sure she didn't actually believe the assets were frozen into ice cubes, but she didn't know what it did mean and it got a giggle out of the class.
DROFLOW1 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:40:38 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are sad...first thing you think I what's her number...sounds dumb enough to do me
izuna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:34 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No the first thing I think of is tic tacs
DROFLOW1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:03 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whoop whoop
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:26 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Worse story: A classmate of mine (we'll call her Mary) was in my Civics and Economics class freshman year of high school and we were on the topic of voting and such. Our teacher explained voting and then Mary says "wait so the voting we took in elementary school, do those count?"
thecmanfranklin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:30:18 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Depressingly true story: A girl (we'll call her Mary) had world history with me and we were talking about Asia. I can't remember what exactly it was we were talking about, but it was about some man. I remember the teacher saying he was an Asian man and we were guessing where he was from and she said " y'all he might not even be Asian, he could be from China!" We laughed so hard that we even put the quote on our class shirt! If I were more Reddit savvy I'd post the pic here.
Scurvy_Profiteer ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:32:35 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We'll call her Mary", ......really?
RevMen ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:33:31 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Call her whatever you want, man. It's really not important to the story.
Scurvy_Profiteer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:34:44 on October 12, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody knows anything about you or "Mary", so you don't need to announce her anonymity.
RevMen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:38:34 on October 12, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for the tip.
llIllIIlllIIlIIlllII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:31:20 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think of Andy Dwyer laughing when he heard Kyle's identity was stolen. "They froze his assets hahahahahahahahaha"
TThor ยท 844 points ยท Posted at 14:03:24 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My sister does this kind of shit every christmas. She will gift me cash, but will package it in as ridiculous and hard to open packaging as possible.
List of methods she has used: Put money in multiple disposable jello shot containers, then spread them out in a 2ftx1ftx2ft box filled to the brim with expanding foam. Parsed money throughout a 10inch wide saran wrap ball. Put the money in paintcan filled with hardened plaster. Built a box out of 2x4 boards, screwed it shut with special screws that can't be easily screwed out (square bit, no flare on the end to pry out), and handed me a crowbar (this gift was not only $20 in quarters, but a "World's Okayest Brother" tshirt. The funny thing is she just about spends more money on the packaging than on the gifts themselves.
I love my sis.
soproductive ยท 256 points ยท Posted at 14:41:13 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One of my friends does this all the time. Any gift, he'll wrap it in about ten different layers. Some will be duct tape, some wrapping paper, and other kinds of tape, etc.. then he'll put shit like flour in between so it makes a huge fucking mess all over - last time he got my other buddy "nothing". It's literally an empty package of nothing, "for the friend who has everything".
wdoyle__ ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 15:18:37 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like a cool guy... as someone with no money I think I'll try this
CanSeeYou ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:27:30 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do it, its fun.
If you give it to someone who likes puzzles (and wont just rip it apart) you can do really good eleborate things/hidden locking mechanisms with thick cardboard and toothpicks.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:24:55 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
More like for the Metal friend, what's the darkest blackest most metal birthday gift of all? Absolutely Nothing
Tykenolm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:01 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or a new Esp guitar... :)
dwmfives ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:50:09 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's fun to do! My best friend growing up and I used to do it every christmas. He got me tic tacs, I got him peanut M&Ms...we'd compete for the hardest to open package.
VaginaPunch101 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:24:15 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I do too, but it's just to deter from my inability to actually wrap a gift. If I'm gonna fuck it up, may as well fuck it up the right way.
Ghosthunters21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:55 on October 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I do something like that, except its in a box covered in concrete. It is not possible for them to sneak a peek then pretend to not know what it is.
[deleted] ยท 157 points ยท Posted at 14:37:13 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Once I asked my dad what he wanted for Christmas and he said he wanted a 24 case of beer so it would be like having 24 christmas presents. So I bought the case, individually wrapped each can, put a bow on top of each one. Then I put them in another box and wrapped that. He was laughing about that for a month
ItsRickGrimesBitch ยท 110 points ยท Posted at 15:58:12 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You out-dadjoked your own dad. Props to you!
[deleted] ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 16:01:26 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
hahaha I never thought of it like that. He was always doing that crap to me. On my 21st birthday he bought 21 birthday cards and put $21 in each one (best birthday ever). He made me open every single one before I ate my food at Red Lobster haha.
PS i love your username!
kurokuno ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:20:39 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
reminds me of my 6th birthday i got clothes a few tiny gifts and the final one was small super small i left it to last assuming it was unimportant after opening it all i got was a key ???? like what good is a key to a 6 year old well to my surprise it was a to a quad bike to ride around on our farm with best birthday of my life
aslan501 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:52:16 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey $441 is $441
ItsRickGrimesBitch ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:37:19 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your Dad is frickin awesome!!
PS Thank u! ๐
wdoyle__ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:19:25 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did he pause to breath?
Mnawab ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:25:53 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
it probably took him a month to bother opening each one.
maltastic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:42:14 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aww dads are so dorky.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:58:35 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They really are :)
[deleted] ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 14:30:56 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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68696c6c ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:17:34 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah what's her number?
mrgreaper ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 14:18:09 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
thats awesome
x50_Spence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:41:01 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
this kind of thing should have its own subreddit. /r/hardtoreachgiftideas or something like that.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:25:52 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Once or twice maybe, but every year?
jobu_needs_refill ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 15:13:29 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My high school graduation gift from my aunt was a beautifully wrapped box as tall as I am. I think it might have been a refrigerator box. I can't remember for sure but it was about that size. It was weighted down with bricks to make it heavy and filled with packing material so it would be solid and not collapse. After several minutes of pawing through the packing material looking for my large, heavy gift I finally looked at the bricks. There were 6 of them. One of them had a graduation card taped to it, and the others had $50 bills taped to them.
Mail540 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 14:43:00 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like an older sibling
AadeeMoien ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:29:15 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's an art to gift giving as an older sibling. 90% fuck you exterior with a 10% thoughtful core.
drumstyx ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:19:07 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Square bit is the most common wood screw in Canada. It's called Robertson
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:09 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I work with a company that manufactures refrigerated equipment. The government wouldn't allow us to change the screws from Philips to Robertson. Even though far superior, I guess not everyone has the screwdrivers..
throwawayhurradurr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:14:59 on December 31, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We do have Philips head screws still, though, and every time I come across one that's not in drywall (where their easy cam out is actually beneficial, though it's still annoying to use them) a little bit of me dies inside.
It's almost 2017, rest of the world, just adopt the fucking Robertson bit. Your tradesmen will thank you.
Morgrid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:06:56 on January 12, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Torx lyfe
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:00:09 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love it.
Its a running joke at our house that my sister always uses way too much tape to wrap Christmas presents. She uses more tape than anyone I've seen. Apparently I'm the worst offender for teasing her about it, because the last time that she drew my name for the exchange, she taped the hell out of my gift. Taped the box shut with that hard, clear plastic packaging tape, then wrapped it with 3 layers of wrapping paper, all individually taped along every seam.
Everyone got a good laugh about it and it was actually really fun to open!
GeLioN ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:29:38 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whenever I draw my brother's name at christmas I try to do these but Im not nearly as dedicated or creative as your sister. one year they had frosted flakes gold i opened the bag filled it with 45 of those gold president dollars, topped the bag off with additional flakes so they cant sink to the bottom. I glued it all shut. He thought his gift was a box of cereal, but he loved it. I also like the toilet paper roll one where $1 bills are dispersed randomly throughout the whole roll. That one took a lot of time.
Inlander ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:41:16 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did the small box in a big box in a bigger box thing for a buddy. After digging through all the newspaper and cardboard the look on his face when he jumped 2 feet in the air was priceless. Live 6 pound Lobster. He was very pleased....
Lightnindog ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:12:20 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've given a friend a gift where I put $25 in quarters into one of those make your own candle things. It makes it so they have to use the candle before they get the cash ;)
aslan501 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:23 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or just put it in a dubble boiler and pour off the wax
Teledildonic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:45:18 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My friends started doing that to each other in HS.
You can't say cash gifts require the least thought and time when a full hour goes into the wrapping and subsequent unwrapping efforts.
A great tip is to use like 12 ft of duct tape, but in like 4 inch segments that randomly change directions. This prevents the
victimperson you like or love from getting a good grip and quickly unwinding it.Wrest216 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:51:42 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
she sounds like a hoot!
fuzzynyanko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:25:37 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Concrete is interesting and cheap to purchase.
ZekriaSidiqi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:27:55 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But is she single tho
TThor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:40:14 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She just got married
ZekriaSidiqi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:38:47 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
): you couldn't let me dream could you. But I wish her happiness in the future nonetheless, because she seems like a wonderful person.
Anon3mous1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:47:50 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Last Christmas I rigged my brother's present to explode with party poppers when opened. It was surprisingly difficult, but I didn't want to google 'how to rig a box with explosives'.
Problem is it takes quite a significant amount of force to trigger them, so you can't just tape down the string, it will pull loose. I got around that by tieing the string to a toothpick and taping down the toothpick.
The force problem was solved by using the box lid as a lever to multiply force.
The next problem was that the string had to be pulled at the right angle. Too far off axis and the string would break on the edge of the plastic casing. To solve that I had to use a small pulley and lengthen the string.
Finally, I couldn't predict which side of the lid he was going to pull on, so I used two systems to account for either side.
After testing it I decided that the confetti was too much of an eye hazard if he happened to peek into the box while he was opening, so I removed the confetti and filled the cylinders with hot glue.
Plkjhgfdsa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:02:49 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I gave my brother that t-shirt one year!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:19:28 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I do it to my nieces. Every year they get a book for Christmas with about $30 in cash spread through it.
Edit. My brother on the other hand can get through a few rolls of tape. He bought me a stereo one year. Covered the box in tape and then glue so you couldn't get an edge on the tape to get in to it. Then each part of the stereo was wrapped separately and again covered in tape.
tuzki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:24:43 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just throw it away this year, see how she reacts.
InMyDreamsIFail ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:42:19 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Could have just used a lightning bolt... Name does not check out.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:58 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She could do worse.
G65434-2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:54:14 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's great. I do something similar to my youngest brother though I use wood boxes screwed shut that are wrapped in duct tape then barb wire then stuffed inside of another wood box. the only easy to open present is his screw driver and wire cutters.
GandalfThePlaid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:56:31 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Xmas before college my answer to what do I want was "Tools. Dad knows what I have and what I'd want." My first present was a wooden box held together with just about every type of fastener you can imagine including a large bolt going through it. I had to unwrap all the rest of my presents before I could get the box open enough to extract the propane tank inside. I had to give a tip of the hat to my family.
IgoRStripes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:57 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One year for a friend's birthday, we got $20 worth of $1 bills and put them in toilet paper. We unraveled the roll, and every so often, put a bill in. It was a bit time consuming trying to get the roll tight again, but it was great. Especially so given the fact that he seriously thought it was just TP at first. But by the end of it all... there was TP everywhere. Glorious.
derp6667 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:22 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You should do the same back to her but instead of Robertson screws use torque screws and hide the bit
4_sandalwood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:54 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My cousin does this. His last was taking 2 sheets of thick metal, putting a gift card between it, and bolting it shut, and then soldering it. I don't know if the giftee ever got it out.
pavemnt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:50 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would love a "World's Okayest Brother" shirt.
kawklee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:18 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
one of my good friends put his brother's gift in about a 20 pound concrete blob and then dumped it in the pool.
Polzemanden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:32 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I basically had a battle with one of my childhood friends on who could give money in the most ridiculous way. I'm from Denmark, and some of our coins here has a hole in the center. I got my hands on a thick wooden block and literally nailed 100 DKK in 5's, 2's, and 1's to it through the hole in the middle of the coin. To make it worse, i put plastic wrapping in between each layer of coins, making it so much more difficult to get them off.
He got me back by filling a bottle with a mixture of random things (water, dirt, flour etc.) that turned out really slimy and just disgusting and then squeezed a bunch of coins into the bottle. The coins were perfectly sized so you could just get them into the plastic bottle, but you couldn't get them out without cutting the bottle in half, releasing the slimy substance.
QuantumSputum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:06 on October 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's difficult about a square (i.e. Robinson) bit ?!
TThor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:16 on October 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Bits are regional; As I understand it, hex bits are popular in europe, robertson bits are popular in canada, and philips and standard bits dominate the household US.
In the US, most people only have Philips and standard bits available at hand, sometimes hex if they have a larger set.
QuantumSputum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:36 on October 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sure, but (1) square bits are not that rare in the US. For example, they are common for stainless steel decking screws and (2) OP's sister was able to drive them so it shouldn't be that hard to get the tools to undrive them
TThor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:48:52 on October 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
=_= the point is that robertson bits are uncommon so I would not be likely to have one immediately at hand. I feel like the point is being missed here,
ResditSportsHobby ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:15:57 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Square bits are easy to remove...lol
HoochieKoo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:09:50 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Square slotted screw is a Robertson screw. Vastly superior to slot and Phillips but only popular in Canada (Robertson was a Canadian) and boat building. Fun fact: The first Model T cars were built with Robertson screws because it saved time in building the cars. Henry Ford approached Robertson to get the exclusive rights to the screw in the U.S. and when Robertson turned him down, Phillips, with his star-shaped screw, didn't and the rest is history. I'm always so pleased when I have to put something together and it uses a Phillips screw rather than the other types. It really is superior.
ResditSportsHobby ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:12:02 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait so you like the Phillips over the Robertson? And wow. TIL the screw is called that because it's the inventor. Neat.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:30:31 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yup. The trick is not using a pry bar!
FluffyPurpleThing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:44:42 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your sister sounds awesome and I want to see photos/videos of her gifts.
pimpmastahanhduece ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:07 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I once gifted my girlfriend a box made of ebony for valentines day that was stained, rounded, and smooth to fine grit with screws that were drilled smooth. Shaped conveniently like a ring box. I told her that if she loved me, she could open it without power tools. There was nothing but a washer inside, mind you did fit her.
its_brew ยท 358 points ยท Posted at 14:04:32 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well It's the thawed that counts.
MudRock1221 ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 14:16:48 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dad?
psychicesp ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 15:04:02 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nope. He's not coming back. Its time to move on.
mcola56 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:58:13 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Truman?
FruitySploosh ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:41:07 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. He made joke he dad!?
cdahlkvist ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:54:53 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought it was an ice gift.
sqw114 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:12:01 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
get.out.
MikeyPh ยท 128 points ยท Posted at 09:43:36 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That placemat really clashes with the table cloth.
funkmastamatt ยท 108 points ยท Posted at 14:13:31 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fun Fact: In the 80s/90s, there was no such thing as clashing.
Robbo112 ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 14:27:07 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The guy in the pic said it was taken 2 years ago...
IDontEvenOwn_A_Gun ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 14:45:40 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe he's in Portland where the dream of the 90s is still alive.
Hairydeodorant ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:16:52 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He said it's Pennsylvania
AadeeMoien ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:31:24 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, the dream of the nineties isn't alive there, they just haven't caught up.
Airyk21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:47:58 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What dream would that be?
IDontEvenOwn_A_Gun ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:51:51 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
From the opening bit for the show Portlandia!
https://youtu.be/TZt-pOc3moc
mageta621 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:19:17 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The 1890s
TaiGlobal ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:42:19 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You'd be surprised how many ppl don't really upgrade their furniture. The same furniture they had in the 90s, they have now.
inksday ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 14:59:02 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well yeah, furniture is fucking expensive.
TaiGlobal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:39:07 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I agree. My mothers house is set up similarly. Since she doesn't really have guest over and she's comfortable she has no reason to change.
issius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:42:04 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's wrong.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:30:04 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Jake0Tron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:41:46 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well which is it? 2 or 4?
TOBYRONE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:31:49 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Except this picture was taken ~2 years ago
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 14:17:52 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shit it's a table mat on a middle class kitchen table. Ain't nothing gotta be fancy unless they're entertaining guests lol
kalitarios ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 14:00:04 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking right?
ManWithYourPlan ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:00:30 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ew, yeah it does.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:31:14 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Love you reddit
rhymes_with_chicken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:57:11 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Half the /r/gonewild submissions
Larryjacob1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:49:44 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We have that very same tablecloth on our kitchen table right now. {contemplates throwing it away now.....}
MikeyPh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:14 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not a bad table cloth. It sust doesn't go with the placemats.
Adaytamut ยท 118 points ยท Posted at 14:11:20 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey I saw that on Imgur in 2014 and it didn't have the fake snapchat text on it!
http://imgur.com/gallery/Qf7Klmi
Afrecon ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 14:19:33 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TO THE TOP OF THE COMMENTS THIS MUST GO!
OneTurnMore ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 15:20:58 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, Reddit, you fickle beast.
Brutescoot ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 14:12:42 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Time to liquidate his assets
Fred_Evil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:31 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you. Someone had to say it!
Tooch10 ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 14:00:55 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was around 7 or 8, I wanted "a 7 inch TV" for my birthday as I had no concept of sizing. Well, I received one...a handcrafted wooden 7" coin bank that looked like a TV set with a slot in the top for coins and hole on the bottom to remove them.
LordKidneyPunch ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 14:55:23 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Most men still have no concept of what 7 inches really mean.
Blurgarian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:47:37 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well when you don't have anything that small to measure with..
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:36:54 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's really cool! Do you still have it?
Tooch10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:07:26 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Im 99% sure it's in my parent's attic
LordKidneyPunch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:19 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Post it and reap that sweet karma!
bsend ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 13:52:53 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know when you read in the news about children who murder their parents. This is how 93% of those cases start.
StaticDreams ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 13:58:22 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's cold.
THE_MAD_GERMAN ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:03:41 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So hard inside.
Efajigaloop ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 12:38:55 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/maliciouscompliance
Rhinosaucerous ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 13:22:02 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mclovin
Smaxh ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 09:03:58 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's his opinion of you?
Pokeputin ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 11:14:55 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The kid is probably already dead judging by the age of this pic
bobcat7781 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:10:55 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I doubt the picture is very old. The glasses are fairly recent design - no earlier than 1990s or so, imo.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:35:27 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The picture is 2 years old. The kid has a little ama going at the top of the thread.
Fabreeze63 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 14:17:06 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Plus, snapchat. Someone posted a pic earlier in the thread saying they're now 17.
IsThereAnAshtray ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:26 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That snapchat text is fake.
-DisobedientAvocado- ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:38:29 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The picture is only 2 years old.
4_jacks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:24:26 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I grew up in the 80's and 90 (now 37)
Those glasses would of made you a laughing stock back them. Pretty much everyone I knew had wire frames. I never saw thick arms like that. (Granted fashion can be local)
Now that I'm 37 and the year is 2016 my glasses look almost the same as that kid.
TroXMas ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:56:45 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Picture is two years old...
italianshark ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 14:05:32 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
However, its got the Snapchat text on it, but there is still a probability that he has died from other causes.
๐๏ธ Ortesk ยท -113 points ยท Posted at 09:06:57 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Once it defrosts he should be happy
[deleted] ยท 67 points ยท Posted at 09:41:18 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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clankyou ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 13:56:22 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His sentence still makes sense without him acting like he took the picture.
Eucatari ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:06:33 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Doesn't matter, get your pitchfork!
Russian_For_Rent ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 14:05:29 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you seriously acting like he said he took this pic.
alexmikli ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:10:06 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who cares, it's funny
๐๏ธ Ortesk ยท -52 points ยท Posted at 09:43:00 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uh, no
[deleted] ยท -73 points ยท Posted at 13:30:15 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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weeping_pegasus ยท 74 points ยท Posted at 13:53:29 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He literally just said he didn't take it.
kraken9 ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 13:56:45 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I still don't understand why was he downvoted by 80 people
Aberrationism ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:02:54 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is reddit.
ZCreator97 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:08:09 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I believe it's years too late to make a "Sparta" joke.
Aberrationism ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:14:50 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lol that's not what I was trying to do but I'm not sure if you were joking
COAST_TO_RED_LIGHTS ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:14:28 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
redditonomics 101:
As the karma dives futher into the negatives, it becomes cheaper for other redditors to downvote some more and the cycle continues.
The opposite works for upvotes and gold.
weeping_pegasus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:13:13 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The reddit hivemind demands punishment for the heathen.
KwantumFizzicks ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 13:57:04 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yeah why is he getting downvoted by going along with the joke?
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:04:03 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because reddit is a bunch of assholes
guess_my_password ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:08:37 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watch out, repost police are on the prowl
[deleted] ยท 188 points ยท Posted at 09:16:52 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 324 points ยท Posted at 14:14:43 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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TaiGlobal ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 14:45:12 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And now you're internet famous. Aren't you glad they took it now?
[deleted] ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 14:47:00 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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dwmfives ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:48:28 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ugh.
TaiGlobal ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:36:37 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
so i just recently found out ifunny is a thing it's just an app with memes? like why do you need a separate app for this when the same memes are on twitter and instagram
eisbaerBorealis ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:54:39 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because by collecting them into another place, people can get ad revenue.
El_Impresionante ยท 75 points ยท Posted at 14:20:47 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is really the guy in the pic, if anyone's confused.
nellbones ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 15:13:16 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why did this comment get more points
wdoyle__ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:15:05 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When was this taken? And is your mother the OP?
chasesj ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 13:53:24 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He'd be smiling if those were hundreds.
027915 ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 14:07:51 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd be smiling if they were 5's.
[deleted] ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 14:16:46 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wish I could smile.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:20:45 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 14:35:58 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, for some reason the yanks have $1 bills, completely negating the point of bills.
hactar_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:05 on October 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โฆ and no accepted $1 coins. And no common bills >$20. And 1ยข coins. Our monetary system is a bit fucked.
Profesor_Caos ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:17:05 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd be smiling if they were counterfeit ones.
VOLC_Mob ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:22:16 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
M E T A E T A
quantumturnip ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:14:56 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's two "enters" when you want to do it.
M E T A
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Derkek ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:18:37 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd be smiling.
Ungrateful shits.
Nastapoka ยท 151 points ยท Posted at 14:06:48 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's playing along with the joke. The joke is to take his request in a litteral sense to annoy him, therefore he acts annoyed.
People on the internet need to stop thinking nobody has humor.
Anaract ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 14:41:45 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is 80% of thuglife/neckbeard/madlads/Iamverysmart/thathappened content. A redditor taking a joke seriously and trying to ridicule the person for it
Prof_Dankmemes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:44:55 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Humor?
Nastapoka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:30:27 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, humor. Humor is not limited to hilarious things, this young guy partaking in the joke played on him is a demonstration of humor IMO
[deleted] ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 14:25:46 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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-GeneralDerp- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:45:13 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Prezombie ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 13:57:59 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Microwaving ice is really inefficient, solid H2O isn't affected by microwaves.
If you want to melt ice fast, add a layer of salt and put it somewhere warm.
Zombor84 ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 14:01:23 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
just put it in the sink and let warm water flowing over it.
BigfootTouchedMe ยท 110 points ยท Posted at 14:04:21 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just do anything other than put it in the freezer.
YRYGAV ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 14:06:22 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Instructions unclear, I flushed the money down the toilet.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:03:52 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So you bought cocaine.
rokyholler ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 14:05:39 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But then the money would get wet.
JayyWilliams ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:32:05 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/KenM
fuckayouahualua ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:04:52 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah this is the most reasonable method nothing else is really required
[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 14:05:59 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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darkfred ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:14:19 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ahh this is one of those strange class of things that doesn't make sense, because it just isn't true.
Maybe someday science will find a way to examine entirely made up outcomes as if they had actually occurred, but until then we'll just have to ignore things on the internet that never actually happened.
edit: I mean seriously, have you never put an ice cube in a cup of soup?
kawayylmao ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:15:59 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It actually doesn't. Imagine it like this:
Cold Ice -> molecules aren't moving a lot hence why it is cold. Adding cold water to it will make the moving molecules of the water "push" the molecules in the ice until both parts have got the same temperature.
Warm water however has got more moving and faster moving molecules which will make the ice molecules move a lot more than cold water would have done. -> Warm water will give off the temperature more easily/faster and thus the ice will melt faster.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:05:16 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are sort of correct. Ice will still absorb microwaves, but it has a much much lower absorption peak frequency than liquid water does. Microwave ovens are designed with a frequency that correlates with the peak absorption frequency of liquid water.
CrossCheckPanda ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:11:41 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But ice tends to have water on the outside. Microwaves heat the water water heats ice ice makes more water to get heated. Works fine. Slightly slow start but still faster than waiting with salt in a warm place
overcomebyfumes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:34:19 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Microwaves can't melt H2O!!
RoboticChicken ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:00:37 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
JET FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS
overcomebyfumes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:08:45 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ATOMIC FIRE CAN'T MELT MECHA-GODZILLA
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:02:13 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
From what I hear, you can just put it on Kim Kardashian's booty and it will melt instantly.
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odd84 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:19:47 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Microwave ovens have no heating elements.
gjack905 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:45 on October 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Microwave radiation produces heat. If it was purely waves that did nothing like you said, food would taste/feel hot but the internal temp wouldn't change.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:28:41 on October 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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gjack905 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:34:52 on October 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly. Ergo, the microwave heats things.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:36:12 on October 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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gjack905 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:36:10 on October 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Implying they don't heat things
ryanosaurusrex1 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:22:17 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not nice they froze your assets for your birthday.
Davidjhyatt ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:48:29 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Little did he know, young Dwight would grow up and get a job where the antics would continue into middle age.
cartwheelnurd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:16:57 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Michael! Jim put my stuff in jello again!
Katella57 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:52:17 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know what I got for my birthday? (it was a banner fuckin' year at the 'ol Bender family) I got a carton of cigarettes...
WTFlak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:54 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
nice movie reference ;)
PillowTalk420 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:38:04 on October 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wouldn't even be mad. It's still money. Plus it'd be hilarious to try and spend it like that.
lazydonovan ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:28:25 on October 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Well, you can see a $1 bill there and a $10 bill behind it, so that'll cover the bill. Do you have a chisel?"
byrdman1222 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:05:47 on October 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's the look of a kid who said cash, not cold hard cash, but dad couldn't pass up a good dad joke.
Romantic_Anal_Rape ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 08:53:15 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Literally
gittenlucky ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:58:24 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is everything mirrored to avoid automated copyright takedowns?
hooahmont ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:11:35 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes
ForeignBoyle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:06:31 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Literally can't even
OneAttentionPlease ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:02:27 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's odd
๐๏ธ Ortesk ยท -38 points ยท Posted at 08:53:41 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I concur
alexmikli ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:10:40 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The fuck is with the downvotes?
sitting-duck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:59:37 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This, I'd bet, is one reason.
Dr_Legacy ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:50:04 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ralph's parents set up a trust fund for him but the funds are frozen until he turns 18.
richmondbiscuitsntea ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 10:07:15 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
r/dadjokes
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 13:05:14 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This would be funnier if he was in a wheelchair.
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 13:52:15 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
it would be even funnier if the wheelchair was in him.
fatpandafjc ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:17:55 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Done. http://i.imgur.com/pS6fRA8.png
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:08:28 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sorry I said that.
angrypanda83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:03:42 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gross, but I chuckled.
YaboiMuggy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:23:33 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have those same glasses
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:52:34 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Four eyes!
secretadmirer123 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:56:18 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And this is the first of many points along his development into a serial killer
JollyPandaBerr ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:08:18 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd be mad too, everything in that ice block is 1$ bills, i bet that whole thing isn't worth more than 20 bucks.
khan_the_terrible ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:16:20 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dad jokes to the extreme
FoundtheTroll ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:18:13 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dick move.
momoman46 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:44:04 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would honestly be so amused If I got this for my birthday, don't know what the pout's about.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:04:47 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This kid is low energy. I would have a hair dryer and a smile.
cinemascifi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:24:42 on October 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frozen assets.
yourfaceilikethat ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:06:42 on October 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was younger I always wanted an ATV. So for Christmas my parents got me a 4x4 block of wood..... And nothing else..... They thought it was funny... I had to go shovel the driveway afterwards... FML
CreativePunch ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:41:24 on October 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At least he can let it defrost.. I once got a big shoebox filled up with a lot of cent pieces (200 euros worth of 50,20 and 10 cent pieces)
They made me count it
Volandum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:20 on October 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For 200EUR, that sounds pretty good.
psychodc ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:27:32 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cold hard $1 bills?
robertgc ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:49:14 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Michael!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:50:10 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Picture says "late 90's" but the snapchat caption says otherwise
X0AN ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:55:43 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bet the money has come in handy now that he's retired.
carnizzle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:04:06 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
he is only upset because they used the same bowl to cut his hair.
Puhleeze_i_am_obese ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:08:02 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unsubscribe
Shiney79 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:18:37 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm betting Dad thinks that's the epitome of high comedy.
xoxoyoyo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:20:45 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
cash is cash... it will melt and then it will dry....
PCPHoundsystem ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:30:09 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paul Dano sure hasn't changed that much.
magnanimous99 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:35:05 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Some is getting socks for Father's Day
UnnamedNamesake ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:36:15 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mandark's parents have no chill
napsXfactsXsnacks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:04:46 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was looking for this
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:36:55 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jim and Pam's son?
turtlepower9 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:45:25 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lol, I got cold hard cash for a Christmas present about 22 years ago. My grandma gave it to me, and it was the best present I ever got! It was change in a Tupperware container with a layer of ice followed by more change with another layer of ice!
leeleebe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:49:19 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
well played by parents :)
Lazy_Physics_Student ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:00:09 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
is american currency likely to survive this freezing and thawing intact?
I have polymer notes in my country, in fact, our notes got even more bling just recently.
ichatchase ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:12:45 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think our notes are made out of cotton, and not paper. American bills can survive a cycle in the washing machine, so I assume this'll be fine.
SomeStarcraftDude ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:01:37 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the moment Thorzain decided he wanted to be king of the north
JoOngle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:01:56 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But...you gave him SOFT cold cash...
PyroSatan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:04:00 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My friend has been showing me this picture for like 5 years.
He looks exactly like this fellow.
BellaBarten ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:05:24 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Be careful what you wish for.
crastnatingpro ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:11:58 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm just glad she never heard him use the phrase "Well, Fuck me blind!"
blacksupergeek ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:19:14 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was at this moment he decided...first sign of dementia they're going in a home.
dee_berg ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:21:20 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My college roommate thought it was really funny to freeze things. He would take my toothbrush, put it in a glass of water and stick it in the freezer. When I wanted to brush my teeth in the morning I would have to defrost my toothbrush... funny dude.
Drak_is_Right ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:28:11 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If my kid ever asks for cold hard cash they are getting nickels in a block of ice. If I was the devil I'd give them pennies in ice.
Desalvo23 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:30:41 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you're nice.. I asked for cold, hard cash one, all i got was laughed at
Drak_is_Right ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:41:18 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For anyone that lives in cities with parking issues, a block of quarters would be welcomed for those hungry parking meters....
Desalvo23 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:52:48 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ohh i agree with you. I'm just saying you're nicer then my parents lmao
mintsponge ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:33:13 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Give the poor kid some money for a haircut
Fred_Evil ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:14:56 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, $15 IS $15.
Gibbo3771 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:21:16 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My gran thinks its funny to tape the money to cards, with all 4 edges.
leroymcfiggans ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:25:50 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sit on it and have yourself a nice nest-egg.
FACE_Ghost ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:45:17 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Take cash
Go to Dryer
Start Dryer
no more cold hard cash gifts
Darth_Corleone ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:57:11 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I gave my nephew $50 in nickels. I left them rolled up but put them in a giant box filled with popcorn (real corn, not Styrofoam). He thought it was funny until his mom made him go to the bank to get them changed into paper.
peterfonda2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:48:58 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's going to stick you in the rattiest old age home he can find someday.
layer11 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:06:25 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks dad
Sonofthestig01 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:02:36 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why's he so mad? He got the money, he just has to wait an hour or so....
atomicrobomonkey ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:14:01 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why is he so upset? Unless the water heater is out he'll have his cash in 5 minutes by running it under some hot water. If you hate wet crumply bills then bust out the iron. 10 minutes total and you got free cash.
Wirenfeldt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:46:42 on October 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
did that and got the same in return.. my sister is the funniest person she knows..
shroomerbate ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:35:24 on October 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
dad of the year goes to...
JBits001 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:23:20 on November 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have the same tablecloth - target?
Whatamidoing82648 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:17:58 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Id put it outside
StaticDreams ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:58:47 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Plot twist: Canada.
bobcat7781 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:14:13 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Those are US currency notes.
๐๏ธ Ortesk ยท -26 points ยท Posted at 09:19:24 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not yet that cold is it
Gadetron ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 13:12:32 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Poor bastard has no upvotes
ItsWolt ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 13:23:48 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Probably because OP has been replying to the comments like (s)he took the picture.
dis_is_my_account ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:01:47 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No he hasn't. He's only made 3 comments and one was him saying he didn't take the picture.
alexmikli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:11:25 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
None of his posts suggest that and who the fuck cares?
RandomHuman1578 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 09:56:58 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And that's when he learned his cold hard lesson. Do not ask for anything hard unless you're willing to take it.
BurgerSupreme ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 09:19:59 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Repost
TheDarkF0X ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:55:35 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This picture is older than Jesus
jangilang ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:29:36 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why the pissy face?. ;send it here, I have a blow dryer
SynthPrax ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:33:38 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DaaaAAAAAaadddddd!
Just take that tablecloth to the Smithsonian; it's gotta be worth something. By now.
Hezt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:51:51 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're supposed to give 'em it all in pennies
kalitarios ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:00:47 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ass pennies
lawbag1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:54:53 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can tell the age of the image purely by the ever decreasing quality of the image.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:55:05 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Parents are using Snapchat now?
lolredditftw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:21:28 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This would not have phased me.
titankiller1231 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:22:22 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
if your in the uk you could of put in lots of ยฃ5 notes and they would have been okay
shoopdahoop22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:22:55 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My family basically did this exact same thing for christmas.
PapaKennMedia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:24:09 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't have kids, but this is literally something I would do if I were a dad. Glorious.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:26:20 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The look that says... "Better not need any plasma ,a kidney or a place to stay...."
DaDerpyDude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:30:48 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Some kid in my class said a few days ago that feminism is a stinky shirt and that he wants a new shirt... Guess what he is getting for his birthday!
Darkanglesmyname ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:31:34 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is so me, and it's my birthday today too
blue_bomber508 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:41 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yup, this guy's a dad.
Praydaythemice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:35:50 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
see this is why columbine happened
DarkotheDark1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:38:49 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
this guy is so done with all the bullshit the world is giving to him
dansvans72 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:32:05 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, this is only the beginning.
JamesTrendall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:40:50 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The best thing about today in the UK is that if those were ยฃ5 notes (New plastic ones) They would not freeze as the chemicals in the plastic start to react with cold temperatures causing them to either heat up and melt the ice or explode shattering the new ยฃ5 notes.
Anyone that has one. Try to tear them? Won't happen. Try to freeze them? Won't happen. Try to wash then tumble dry them.... Ok don't do the last one since they actually shrink in size.
ronintetsuro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:44 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trying to please a millennial? UNPOSSIBLE
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:52:58 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When you realize that his parents gave him about ten dollars for his birthday...
I didn't know my parents had another family...
Fizbanic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:57:11 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Looks like something I would do...will have to mentally store this one away.
ScarryNights ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:57:39 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His jimmies have been rustled.
condor30 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:09:45 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hahaha, thats some awesome parents right there
EverybodySupernova ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:09:49 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He looks like he deserved it.
Goodmornimg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:11:15 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Monkeys paw!
Ryodu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:11:48 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I imagine OP giggling throughout the entire process of making this a reality.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:15:19 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How come i feel like ive seen this kid like 1000 times over my life?
MadroxKran ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:21:22 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going to use this one day.
upboatsnhoes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:21:23 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The daddest of jokes.
DRlNK_MY_CUM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:22:13 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can tell this kid blows more horses than mick jagger
Grei-man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:24:14 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh how we all laughed!"
norsurfit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:25:06 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You simply need to launder you money. In the warm cycle.
pimpmastahanhduece ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:25:39 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Still money. Would have been funnier if it was in acrylic.
kindfoal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:27:27 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eric Snowden?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:37:14 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His face says, "dad, we talked about this. Enough with the jokes."
HomeAloneToo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:00:52 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I believe the term is al dente.
satismo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:42 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you've broken his spirit
bubby42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:12 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hopefully these aren't counterfeited. A dollar bill in a post on the front page earlier today was ruined.
turbolink2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:18:53 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LUL
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:35:00 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Upcoming drug dealer
MagicSPA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:40:51 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who taught him those words?
whotaketh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:52:27 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Even better, give him some frozen pennies.
iShootHipsters ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:24 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's that, a whole 15? What the fucks this kid gonna buy with 15$ these days.
Don't worry kid, I'll play the role of 'ungrateful cunt' for ya.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:28 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/u/HerrKartoffel
can we get an updated picture of you
zeinmundy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:43 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This re-post has me disappointed smh
nickpufferfish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:03 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
1337
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:00 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now he has to work for it if he wants it.
tuseroni ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:56 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
not really...thermodynamics will do all the work for him.
Encom_OS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:47 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What a cutie lol so pissed
RigbyThePower ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:54 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
put that thing in a pasta strainer in the sun.
ItsWolt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:43 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
r/titlegore
aukir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:55 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His parents know how to distill.
my-BOOM-stick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:22 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hilarious
Silverdragon701 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:56 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Should've just given him a pound of frozen coins.
hirolash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:35 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It being frozen isn't the problem, it simple isn't enough to buy that hooker on 12th street.
d-burger92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:52 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Better be the hair dryer
DRlNK_MY_CUM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:20 on October 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OP has 0 karma and reposted this
DankDan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:47 on October 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/PrtJlY9qonQ?t=20
somanytomaetoes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:38 on October 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
the making of a serial killer
jaysunn72 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:55 on October 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Parenting grade: A+
Saiaxs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:58:32 on October 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd have lost my mind as kid if this happened, it's hilarious
ninetwosevenfour ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:09 on October 31, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is that... is that a giant iphone?
ImOnlyHereToKillTime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:53:28 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He is not impressed
Tiny_Little_Arms ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:52:43 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Troled my own kid XD lolz ~sickK trolemaster momm
NateAnBake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:56:58 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love dad jokes like this. I begged for a dirt bike for my birthday and got one, it was 2 cm and I had to run outside to see it on the driveway lol
CrowKaneII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:47:08 on December 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Poor bastard.
Delsana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:58:43 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think he was hoping for more than twenty.
phishtrader ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:05:33 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jim and Pam's kid really grew up fast.
thatmusicnerd2576 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:06:36 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I got yer dollar
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:12:28 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shit post and shit title.
Mandula123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:15:44 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ultimate dad.
Deadpool_the_skrull ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:19:37 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is that legal?
raiders4life86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:20:42 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This kid is probably 38 years old by now with all the reposts. Just look at that table cloth, what the fuck is going on with that thing.
The_BT ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:26:27 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If it wasn't for his glasses and the printed e-mail on the wall I would agree with you,
Which makes the clothing choice and the table cloth that much worse
guynamedgriffin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:28:10 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
R/dadjokes
momoman46 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:35:13 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would honestly be so amused If I got this for my birthday, don't know what the pout's about.
momoman46 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:35:16 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would honestly be so amused If I got this for my birthday, don't know what the pout's about.
momoman46 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:35:55 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would honestly be so amused If I got this for my birthday, don't know what the pout's about.
C4Cypher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:12:52 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The look on his face r/ThisIsMyLifeNow
primemas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:04 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He gonna kill everybody in that motha fucka...
throejsdkfj ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 14:51:32 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
poor kid, it's better then those pics of like 20+ year old dudes sitting ALONE in their parents crappy little dining room with a pathetic little cake, and some candles... though $1 bills, pretty pathetic dad has viagra single packs on-the-go i bet.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:22:58 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nice
Ror1f3tt ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:29:57 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That money has to be spent by now
yhack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:44:24 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Still looks frozen to me, must be cold in that room
b00ger ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:43:48 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When your parents are smartasses.
oldblueeyess ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:57:19 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get this shit over to r/dadjokes stat
SpaceGraffer ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:57:28 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bim, right there... Sadness" -Ron Swanson while taking the pic, possibly
Pilose ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:57:58 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're so poor that in my family, we'd all try our best to pretend it's a lame joke but low key sitting there the entire time watching that ice melt excited about how many ice creams we could buy with that money.
TyCamden ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:59:27 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When trolls grow up to be parents.
TheZippofan ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:00:02 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He gives you what you wish for, not what you want...
FatManDue ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:00:13 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hahahahaha!!! My sister and I did this to my brother last Christmas. He asked for "cold, hard cash", so we froze two 20's in a plastic cup of water. Priceless. :-D
Jarlinnn ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:08:06 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
G(old)
Peakomegaflare ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:10:33 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Public school, right?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:11:34 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My parents did shit like this to me as a kid. I absolutely abhorred it.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:18:15 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If I ever have a kid..
call_911_to_diddle ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:27:22 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
On the next episode of making a murderer...
Zarco19 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:21:49 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
pics or it didn't ha- ...oh.
systems33 ยท -12 points ยท Posted at 09:34:00 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is definitely a healthy relationship dynamic, definitely, keep up the good work m8ate.
HunterTAMUC ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 13:53:05 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He is not impressed xD
[deleted] ยท -17 points ยท Posted at 13:08:01 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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VIIX ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:12:13 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It made of rag-cloth. are your clothes ruined by getting them wet kiddo? no.
OMGnanerpus ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:13:12 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...Your money gets ruined when it gets wet?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:51:33 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
duh!
I_was_serious ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:57:54 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Weird.
[deleted] ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 14:14:20 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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GrandBuba ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:36:01 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Literally..