My finger and my tongue disagree as to the location of a popcorn hull stuck between my teeth.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ tomparker ยท 2110 points ยท Posted at 20:19:31 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Palomark ยท 87 points ยท Posted at 01:03:19 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Every single time! Why can't they coordinate?!

Muteatrocity ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 01:07:13 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

I feel like this needs to be posted on /r/explainlikeimfive , because I too occasionally experience this phenomenon and am curious about the reason.

[deleted] ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 02:31:51 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

When I was around the age of 14 or so, one of my lower teeth was hurting. So, I went to the dentist and she said that actually one of my upper molars was infected (cavity and such) and that was hurting, but I was only apparently feeling it in my lower jaw due to who knows why!

The pain source triangulation module in my body is wonky and badly needs an upgrade

J4k0b42 ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 06:08:12 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Send a bug report to /r/outside.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:41:09 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

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SkaveRat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:25:36 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

"just don't use teeth. Who uses them anyway these days? Fucking casuals"

redchesus ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 07:02:49 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Referred pain: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Referred_pain

Basically because the nerves of your upper and lower teeth eventually meet up before going to the brain, sometimes your brain is just too stupid to figure where the pain is coming from. Fun fact: the nerves in your forehead and temple also meet up, so sometimes people get really severe headaches from having a cavity.

funkpandemic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:36 on January 9, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Arrgh god damnit body, get it together man

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:02:59 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

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terrynall ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:06:35 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

I had a wart burned off of my left elbow. Felt the pain in my right elbow.

imautoparts ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 01:29:12 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

That is major league FWP. I am humbled by your perception of what this subreddit is really about.

Allways_Wrong ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:43:42 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

I respectfully disagree. This could happen in any part of the world. It's not really "first world" at all. (although it is still a pretty funny post and written in FWP style).

flyinthesoup ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 03:25:31 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

The idea is that in other less privileged parts of the world, this problem is not even considered because you have bigger issues to care for.

Howard_Campbell ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:29:26 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

No, a first world problems is something that someone in a 3WC would consider a blessing like, "my home is too big, it takes forever to clean". People in the third world would be happy to have a huge home.

flyinthesoup ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 07:59:27 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

The way I see it, is another kind of FWP. The kind of problem you notice only because everything else is covered. It's just an opinion though, I'm not saying you're wrong.

Howard_Campbell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:24 on January 9, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

It's not a FWP unless it's also a 3rd world success kid (done properly) like "I ate enough for two people at dinner".

That's how you know if its done right.

BerryGuns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:02:03 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Where does it say that?

jeroenemans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:34:44 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Theosinthe doesn't have hulls?

[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 01:47:17 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Me too, it's day 2 :(

JeremyR22 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:59:05 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
kazame ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:20:27 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Good way to plunge that sharp piece of hull right into your gums, there.

[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 02:15:29 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

IF only it were that simple...

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:06:09 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

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JeremyR22 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:10:17 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

"day 2"... One would hope that one has brushed their teeth at some point.

meatywood ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:33:58 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Large packs are sold at Dollar Tree. I keep them in my desk drawer, my car, and my backpack. They are so handy to have around.

starfirex ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:43:26 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

My mom.

Lucky_leprechaun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:50 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Raises hand....I have like six of them in my purse right now.

-alli ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:54:52 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

FLOSS ALL THE THINGS!

whathappenedwas ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:34:39 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

also could be x-posted to /r/mildlyinfuriating - this is indeed mildly (to moderately) infuriating.

zipzap21 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:52:14 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Let your gum break the tie!

sp00ked_yuh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:44 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Key is to get the toothpick and tongue on the same flight towards those gums. Works every time.

mg115ca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:30:32 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

I work at a movie theater, and we get a free mini popcorn each shift. This happens at least once a week.

duck-monsta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:15:32 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

this happens far too often

Blinkkkk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:12:18 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Happens so often that I got a small hand mirror and back of toothpicks for my desk.

sup3rsh3ep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:32:35 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Your tongue literally lives there, who does this finger guy think he is?

thethorinium ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:00 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Damn it I HATE this so much

jednorog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:24 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

I misread this as "My friend and I disagree" and I was kinda weirded out.

Not sure how I managed that one.

m00t_vdb ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:03:58 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Brain tumor.