This. I always knew I had a dirty mind, but now that I'm actually allowed to express it, I surprise myself sometimes with the nasty stuff my brain comes up with. And I love it.
I'd have meant it as a compliment. Would take some skill to come up with something that ridiculous.
Amused me mainly because we were sitting around one day figuring out which song was #1 in the charts on our X'th birthday (per some website BSing about that defining your musical taste). Mine was Baby Got Back which made me laugh a lot. Parents hadn't heard of it. Now I can tell my frequent girls camp attending mother it's the source of this song which she surely must have heard
So 'I'm A Mormon' was the Devil's campaign? Mormon.org was a satanic site all along? Does anyone give any feedback before he speaks publicly? They've been 'Mormons for 150+ years. Is he saying all those other prophets were.. not prophets? yep, basically.
Thank you. That is so fucking awesome. First I've heard of this round of Gen Conf. Behold your prophet, Mum n Da and all my syblings. What else, Rusell? Please please give more grand revelation of this sort. (And leave the sex-shaming and queer-hating alone, dammit!)
DrTxn · 17 points · Posted at 02:58:43 on October 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
That got awkward for Holland,
“Elder Jeffrey R. Holland of the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles explained at the time that the Church decided to move the movie to the big screen after “the film was so successful with test audiences.””
Not only is it a victory for satan but Nelson “rejects what he calls "worldly arguments," including the benefits of internet "search engine optimization"”
Would anyone care to ELI5? I've been pretty much completely disconnected from the church since my teens, yet I like to know what new shenanigans are happening. Thank you!
[deleted] · 18 points · Posted at 04:52:29 on October 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Lol, my favorite part was at the end when the article says, "Other speakers Sunday discussed forgiveness, becoming “shepherds,” dealing with sorrow, pain and loss, and relying on Christ’s healing power."
It's basically a slap in the face of Nelson, belittling him for focusing on this trivial nonsense while there is suffering in the world.
What... the actual.. fuck... I can't deal with this cult..
Thank you for the link.
[deleted] · 5 points · Posted at 06:09:20 on October 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Wow, I’ve never felt so much like the church leadership is completely disconnected from reality.
atetuna · 3 points · Posted at 11:07:52 on October 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Most mormons I've talked to draw the line between speaking as a man and speaking as the mouthpiece of God at the general conference. This was said at GC, so they can't walk this back. This is now and forever what mormon Jesus wants.
bubbsnana · 80 points · Posted at 00:30:15 on October 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I swear this sub has some of the most clever & witty jokesters ever.
Must’ve been all those hours spent zoning out in seminary and church services that really enhanced people’s creativity!!
🎙️ TapirJake · 38 points · Posted at 00:49:02 on October 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
It was always there, just repressed and fighting to get out
HeathenHumanist · 11 points · Posted at 04:03:20 on October 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This. I always knew I had a dirty mind, but now that I'm actually allowed to express it, I surprise myself sometimes with the nasty stuff my brain comes up with. And I love it.
IKnowDifferently · 33 points · Posted at 01:11:21 on October 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Does anyone remember that Girls Camp 'Mormon Boys' song? Or that part where you musically chant, "Mormon, Mormon, Mormonmormonmormonmormonmormon!"?
So, are the Girls stuck with just a sliver of hymns and 'The Cat Came Back' song?
sssmac · 13 points · Posted at 02:43:40 on October 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yeah, "I know a boy who is a member of TCOJCOLDS. He is my pride and joy" doesn't quite have the same ring to it. Good news: Princess Pat can stay.
thisislisahall · 9 points · Posted at 04:48:23 on October 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
THATS WHY ITS CALLEDTHATS WHY ITS CALLED
A RIGABAMBOO
Colieoh · 8 points · Posted at 05:51:25 on October 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
A rigabamboo? Now what is that?
rennok_ · 7 points · Posted at 06:25:36 on October 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
IT’S A SOMETHIN MADE
BY THE PRINCESS PAT!
Sheri_Mtn_Dew · 5 points · Posted at 06:48:22 on October 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
IT'S RED AND GOLD!
thisislisahall · 6 points · Posted at 06:56:46 on October 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
AND PURPLE TOO!
nurfurdich · 7 points · Posted at 08:56:54 on October 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
And then the newer version, sung to the tune of ‘Baby’s Got Back’:
I like Mormon boys and I cannot lie
You other sisters can’t deny
That when a boy walks in with his scriptures in a case and a smile on his face
You get a date
A celestial mate
But wait
He’s going on a mission and leaving you wishin’
You had a man to hold your hand
So deacons, what
Teachers, what
We don’t like your features
Your brothers are hot and you are not so bring us some righteous priests!
barf
clifftonBeach · 3 points · Posted at 09:49:30 on October 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
please tell me this is real
nurfurdich · 8 points · Posted at 09:56:09 on October 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Don’t insult me by suggesting I made it up lmao
Totally real. My least favorite song at camp.
clifftonBeach · 2 points · Posted at 10:22:52 on October 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'd have meant it as a compliment. Would take some skill to come up with something that ridiculous.
Amused me mainly because we were sitting around one day figuring out which song was #1 in the charts on our X'th birthday (per some website BSing about that defining your musical taste). Mine was Baby Got Back which made me laugh a lot. Parents hadn't heard of it. Now I can tell my frequent girls camp attending mother it's the source of this song which she surely must have heard
_The_Messenger · 26 points · Posted at 03:08:03 on October 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
So 'I'm A Mormon' was the Devil's campaign? Mormon.org was a satanic site all along? Does anyone give any feedback before he speaks publicly? They've been 'Mormons for 150+ years. Is he saying all those other prophets were.. not prophets? yep, basically.
CaptainMacaroni · 3 points · Posted at 12:12:44 on October 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
And in the same conference they urged all members to only trust them, the people that leaned on every member to create an I'm a Mormon profile.
lol-ko-kau-beam · 14 points · Posted at 12:35:01 on October 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hinks "Mormon is more good"
Bednizzle "being offended is a choice"
Rusty "the Lord is offended by Mormon"
Me "y'all really are just talking out your asses"
ssdh57 · 13 points · Posted at 05:34:20 on October 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yahoo/abc has an article reporting about this. The article does a pretty decent job showing just how delusional Rusty is.
https://abcnews.go.com/amp/US/wireStory/mormon-leader-nicknames-faith-victory-satan-58346683
R0B34U · 8 points · Posted at 06:53:45 on October 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hahaha. First line: “The president of The Mormon Church reiterated Sunday...”
HelloHyde · 3 points · Posted at 13:49:31 on October 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is an AP article and my other favorite part is the last line. “Yeah we’re not planning on changing anything.”
SideburnHeretic · 1 points · Posted at 13:05:06 on October 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Thank you. That is so fucking awesome. First I've heard of this round of Gen Conf. Behold your prophet, Mum n Da and all my syblings. What else, Rusell? Please please give more grand revelation of this sort. (And leave the sex-shaming and queer-hating alone, dammit!)
daveescaped · 10 points · Posted at 10:18:35 on October 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
If that movie was a victory for Satan, shouldn't it have been given 6 stars? Or one pentagram?
[deleted] · 7 points · Posted at 12:34:46 on October 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I was going to go with 6.66 stars or something along those lines.
hairyheretic · 9 points · Posted at 23:58:13 on October 7, 2018 · (Permalink)
😂
Footertwo · 9 points · Posted at 03:40:21 on October 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Man, Rusty is really grinding that ax, isn't he.
DrTxn · 17 points · Posted at 02:58:43 on October 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
That got awkward for Holland,
“Elder Jeffrey R. Holland of the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles explained at the time that the Church decided to move the movie to the big screen after “the film was so successful with test audiences.””
Not only is it a victory for satan but Nelson “rejects what he calls "worldly arguments," including the benefits of internet "search engine optimization"”
https://www.lds.org/church/news/visitors-centers-adding-three-new-meet-the-mormons-stories?lang=eng
Does this mean test marketing is going to stop?
hamsmack · 6 points · Posted at 04:25:49 on October 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Would anyone care to ELI5? I've been pretty much completely disconnected from the church since my teens, yet I like to know what new shenanigans are happening. Thank you!
CultZero · 13 points · Posted at 04:28:40 on October 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Salt Lake Tribune link: Members ‘offend’ Jesus and please the devil when they use the term ‘Mormon,’ President Nelson says
[deleted] · 18 points · Posted at 04:52:29 on October 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Lol, my favorite part was at the end when the article says, "Other speakers Sunday discussed forgiveness, becoming “shepherds,” dealing with sorrow, pain and loss, and relying on Christ’s healing power."
It's basically a slap in the face of Nelson, belittling him for focusing on this trivial nonsense while there is suffering in the world.
hamsmack · 5 points · Posted at 04:34:36 on October 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
What... the actual.. fuck... I can't deal with this cult..
Thank you for the link.
[deleted] · 5 points · Posted at 06:09:20 on October 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Wow, I’ve never felt so much like the church leadership is completely disconnected from reality.
atetuna · 3 points · Posted at 11:07:52 on October 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Most mormons I've talked to draw the line between speaking as a man and speaking as the mouthpiece of God at the general conference. This was said at GC, so they can't walk this back. This is now and forever what mormon Jesus wants.
PoggioBracciolini · 2 points · Posted at 12:08:37 on October 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
He needs to prophesize backasswards to get the name of the Movie changed.
History really doesn't work like the BoM, there, Rusty.
Hasa-Diga-LDS · 2 points · Posted at 14:15:00 on October 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
KFI radio in LA just roasted the mormons over the satan-is-pleased thing, but...
...they only have, like, 3 million listeners, so...no big deal...
YoSoyElChango · 1 points · Posted at 17:17:39 on October 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
So their listening audience is about the same as active Mormons worldwide.
PhrogMarine · 1 points · Posted at 11:50:29 on October 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Well done!
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 12:12:45 on October 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Lucifer,
Prince of Darkness
Omg that's hysterical