🎙️ happynow73 · 199 points · Posted at 16:33:32 on March 31, 2018 · (Permalink)
Ballard just corrected himself in a major way when he said “Jesus’s erectio...” then corrected to “resurrection”. Hah!!!
HAHAHAHA Someone please make a clip of that and put it on youtube before the church cuts it out of the broadcast record
Yes please! My phone isn't able to play the link given in the comments. A link for a YouTube video would be great and much appreciated!
Minute 2:45 for those who want to watch https://www.lds.org/general-conference/2018/04/media/session_1_talk_5?lang=eng
Everyone download it now!
We desire all to receive it.
He is risen, but in a much different way
If your resurrection lasts more than 4 hours, call your doctor.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Om-fucking-g! I needed this laugh tonight. This has been a horrible day (long time build up of everything for months that gave way). This gave me a much needed laugh. Thank you! 💗💗💗
He got Min and Jesus confused.
He got JoeBishop and Jesus mixed up. I’m sure they’ve been discussing Bishop’s erection, or flaccid erection, all week!
lol awesome!
someone is looking at porn... sham shame Ballard
He should never doodle in the margins of his speech--it's obviously TOO distracting for him.
lol, for sure
Oooh, Freudian slip!
Even my TBM husband heard it and said "Whoa!"
I pointed that out to my TBM husband. He didn't find it as funny as I did.
Well that's a meme now for sure...
How else are you going to raise the dead?
Hermione: "Erectio ad Absurdum!... oh... I immediately regret this descision".
Sorry, that was in poor taste.
Cuz he sucks it often. Not a bad thing for us, but it is to that homophobe.
Ballard horney for jesus HA HA HA
I guess it takes a twisted mind to think of something like that. Thanks for nothing Ballard, you just ruined the word Resurrection for ever.
Ballard is just kind of preoccupied with erections these days.
#cialis
Was he talking about Jesus erection as a man or a prophet?
It's the promise of Everlasting Life , bitches
Someone’s been reading a lot about the Joseph bishop documents
I thought your headline was about the Church Office Building.
That’s what happens when you have sexual predators on the mind a little too much.
Would the image on Shroud of Turin look much different in that case?
Sc0ne2 · 73 points · Posted at 16:46:29 on March 31, 2018 · (Permalink)
HAHAHAHA Someone please make a clip of that and put it on youtube before the church cuts it out of the broadcast record
the_scarlet_litter · 2 points · Posted at 08:31:10 on April 1, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yes please! My phone isn't able to play the link given in the comments. A link for a YouTube video would be great and much appreciated!
[deleted] · 42 points · Posted at 20:33:25 on March 31, 2018 · (Permalink)
Minute 2:45 for those who want to watch https://www.lds.org/general-conference/2018/04/media/session_1_talk_5?lang=eng
MissTricorn · 9 points · Posted at 22:05:55 on March 31, 2018 · (Permalink)
Everyone download it now!
UtahStateAgnostics · 6 points · Posted at 06:46:50 on April 1, 2018 · (Permalink)
We desire all to receive it.
MonolithV · 42 points · Posted at 21:10:46 on March 31, 2018 · (Permalink)
He is risen, but in a much different way
Nomorock · 43 points · Posted at 21:31:53 on March 31, 2018 · (Permalink)
If your resurrection lasts more than 4 hours, call your doctor.
the_scarlet_litter · 2 points · Posted at 08:21:55 on April 1, 2018 · (Permalink)
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Om-fucking-g! I needed this laugh tonight. This has been a horrible day (long time build up of everything for months that gave way). This gave me a much needed laugh. Thank you! 💗💗💗
breathe_the_ether · 27 points · Posted at 16:44:06 on March 31, 2018 · (Permalink)
He got Min and Jesus confused.
josephlied · 1 points · Posted at 21:40:06 on March 31, 2018 · (Permalink)
He got JoeBishop and Jesus mixed up. I’m sure they’ve been discussing Bishop’s erection, or flaccid erection, all week!
[deleted] · 21 points · Posted at 16:41:17 on March 31, 2018 · (Permalink)
lol awesome!
someone is looking at porn... sham shame Ballard
the_scarlet_litter · 2 points · Posted at 08:23:05 on April 1, 2018 · (Permalink)
He should never doodle in the margins of his speech--it's obviously TOO distracting for him.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 15:22:14 on April 1, 2018 · (Permalink)
lol, for sure
oldeport · 21 points · Posted at 16:44:29 on March 31, 2018 · (Permalink)
Oooh, Freudian slip!
kapnkrunch34 · 37 points · Posted at 16:36:04 on March 31, 2018 · (Permalink)
Even my TBM husband heard it and said "Whoa!"
7RandomNames · 17 points · Posted at 18:42:38 on March 31, 2018 · (Permalink)
I pointed that out to my TBM husband. He didn't find it as funny as I did.
fuckthisthat · 11 points · Posted at 16:41:00 on March 31, 2018 · (Permalink)
Well that's a meme now for sure...
jjdaybr · 5 points · Posted at 21:00:53 on March 31, 2018 · (Permalink)
How else are you going to raise the dead?
Hermione: "Erectio ad Absurdum!... oh... I immediately regret this descision".
Sorry, that was in poor taste.
BigDeezy77 · 8 points · Posted at 16:51:06 on March 31, 2018 · (Permalink)
Cuz he sucks it often. Not a bad thing for us, but it is to that homophobe.
Jean2800 · 5 points · Posted at 20:08:38 on March 31, 2018 · (Permalink)
Ballard horney for jesus HA HA HA
HaterSlayer · 3 points · Posted at 16:46:19 on March 31, 2018 · (Permalink)
I guess it takes a twisted mind to think of something like that. Thanks for nothing Ballard, you just ruined the word Resurrection for ever.
LegalisticMormonGod · 2 points · Posted at 23:30:12 on March 31, 2018 · (Permalink)
Ballard is just kind of preoccupied with erections these days.
#cialis
lmnobuddie · 2 points · Posted at 06:41:22 on April 1, 2018 · (Permalink)
Was he talking about Jesus erection as a man or a prophet?
Pi0neer47 · 1 points · Posted at 22:13:40 on March 31, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's the promise of Everlasting Life , bitches
takeaganderortwo · 1 points · Posted at 01:07:02 on April 1, 2018 · (Permalink)
Someone’s been reading a lot about the Joseph bishop documents
TheVelveteenProphet · 1 points · Posted at 01:37:31 on April 1, 2018 · (Permalink)
I thought your headline was about the Church Office Building.
aliasAtlas · 1 points · Posted at 02:39:33 on April 1, 2018 · (Permalink)
That’s what happens when you have sexual predators on the mind a little too much.
the_scarlet_litter · 1 points · Posted at 08:24:34 on April 1, 2018 · (Permalink)
Would the image on Shroud of Turin look much different in that case?