Uh... I don't. I just wear the ol' batsuit. But this looks exactly like the last several meet-ups I was at. Personally I don't pledge to destroy anything but injustice.
My companion and I had this memorized, serving in the Kirtland district when it came out so it gave us an excuse to visit the visitors center with investigators. We just loved his over the top performance, like Satan from the temple video.
This was the most cringe worthy church film I have seen. It was brand new when I was in the MTC and I watched it there for the first time. I was extremely dedicated to the church then, and I was embarrassed by this film.
Ugh, I remember I was on exchanges with another elder in his area and he whipped this out to show to a less active family. I would have been less embarrassed for us if he had whipped out his dick instead.
iamanemptychair ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 01:42:54 on October 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know what you're talking about I've been to three meet ups where that exact thing happened
4_real_account ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:50:04 on October 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Um, did i miss the meetup announcement?
GatorBait96 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:55:37 on October 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Just came in to thank whomever brought snacks and drinks to the last meet.
great--job ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:46:07 on October 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Hell, that's just normal coffee shop talk as far as I'm concerned!
sdfkjslkdfj ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 02:03:50 on October 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I'm ex-Muslim and this is exactly what we do. Do you guys not use the masks or something?
DoctFaustus ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:18:09 on October 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It's just you guys and the ex-Mennonites.
HelpImSoVeryDiseased ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:53:52 on October 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What? Aw, geez. I just made this one myself to fit in, too. I'm gonna go kick some dirt over here in the corner.
uncorrolated-mormon ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 03:13:16 on October 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Lamanite cosplay about taking down the church.... I like it.
SorrowInTheSwanSong ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 03:03:09 on October 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
If anything, this is downplaying what we do. Our stuff is so much cooler than this.
BG23PA ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 04:01:16 on October 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
We wear tapir masks instead of Jaguar masks.
elder-batman ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 08:49:26 on October 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Uh... I don't. I just wear the ol' batsuit. But this looks exactly like the last several meet-ups I was at. Personally I don't pledge to destroy anything but injustice.
GringoChueco ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:04:41 on October 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I hosted an ex-Mo meetup today in Los Angeles.
We sat around and talked about our lives outside the church and difficult family relationships.
perk_daddy ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:25:10 on October 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Not enough alcohol in this clip...
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:42:42 on October 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Where did you get this gif? Tell me there is more
๐๏ธ atapirofdoubt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:56:40 on October 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The movie is on YouTube. I just used a website to turn it into a gif.
turkishcat ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:18:43 on October 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This just made me crack up. Brought back so many memories of watching this movie with investigators and recent converts on my mission.
killswitch2 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:57:53 on October 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
My companion and I had this memorized, serving in the Kirtland district when it came out so it gave us an excuse to visit the visitors center with investigators. We just loved his over the top performance, like Satan from the temple video.
runswithwolfs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:20 on October 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
If you don't live up to these covenants made in this temple this day... you shal l be... in my power.
runchonthis ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:38:22 on October 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Secret pledge... Kinda like in the temple...
runswithwolfs ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:47:45 on October 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Lmaooo, This movie is so horrible. I love it.
stealth_pirate ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:03:50 on October 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Hey now! These combinations are supposed to be secret!
๐๏ธ atapirofdoubt ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:41:27 on October 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Sacred combinations, not secret. How many times do we have to clarify this?
Iron_Rod_Stewart ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:34:13 on October 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
There are no exmos... just inactive mormons who are too shy to come back without an invitation from the home teachers. /s
DiscoTut ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:19:19 on October 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I've gotta say, I always thought this guy was pretty cool, the casting director for this film nailed it.
loinsofephraim ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:35:15 on October 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Did you get this video from NewNameNoah?
GordoHeartsSnake ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:13:42 on October 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This is from a movie called The Testaments. They would show this laughable "film" in the Joe Smith memorial building.
Doot_your_Doots ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:10:52 on October 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This was the most cringe worthy church film I have seen. It was brand new when I was in the MTC and I watched it there for the first time. I was extremely dedicated to the church then, and I was embarrassed by this film.
GordoHeartsSnake ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:22:01 on October 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Lol, you mean the film wasn't Oscar-worthy?
Doot_your_Doots ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:24:17 on October 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It was just bad. Even as a TBM I hated it.
GordoHeartsSnake ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:26:44 on October 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Man, when I was on my mission I got drunk on that kool-aid and showed this any chance I got
Doot_your_Doots ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:31:58 on October 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Ugh, I remember I was on exchanges with another elder in his area and he whipped this out to show to a less active family. I would have been less embarrassed for us if he had whipped out his dick instead.
VoilaLeDuc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:25 on October 17, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
New thing: Lamanite LARPing at Liberty Park.