Lack toast and tall of rent

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Emilo2712 ยท 584 points ยท Posted at 20:55:02 on November 21, 2017 ยท (Permalink)


SphaghettiWizard ยท 222 points ยท Posted at 21:10:00 on November 21, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I๏ธ need to take a cold shower after this

ScoutsOut389 ยท 69 points ยท Posted at 03:06:08 on November 22, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

You need to update your iPhone first.

Tdir ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 03:58:22 on November 22, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I'm out of the loop. Saw something like this the other day, don't remember the context. Could you explain it to me?

ScoutsOut389 ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 04:02:41 on November 22, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Basically a recent iOS update caused some phones to render a lone โ€œIโ€ as a broken character, appearing to other iPhone users as an โ€œAโ€ and a broken Unicode symbol. Iโ€™m not fully up on how/why it displays, but basically iOS users see a broken text glyph for I from people who didnโ€™t install the patch.

Tdir ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 04:25:01 on November 22, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Ah okay, now I get why the context didn't help me. Thanks.

ScoutsOut389 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 04:26:19 on November 22, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I live to serve.

Pseudonova ยท 137 points ยท Posted at 23:56:58 on November 21, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I like how the two emojis look like they are trying to decipher exactly what the fuck this moron is trying to say.

kakaraka1 ยท -18 points ยท Posted at 04:34:25 on November 22, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Whoosh

OllieWille ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 07:19:22 on November 22, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

How is this whoosh?

Edit: woosh

RFC793 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 15:04:30 on November 25, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Thatโ€™s not how you are supposed to whoosh.

LeProYasuo ยท 78 points ยท Posted at 02:52:12 on November 22, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

this is just an ironic meme as far as i can judge

internationalfish ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 01:41:42 on November 22, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

If your baby has no crispy bread and costs a lot each month -- typical of babies, really -- how would it, realistically, drink clean boob juice?

forlackofabetterword ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 07:47:38 on November 22, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

This is actually a really interesting biological phenomenon. All humans can drink milk when they are young, but only a small portion (IIRC ~20%) can continue to drink milk as they grow up. Those without the gene for "lactase persistence" stop producing the enzyme that allows them to digest milk.

What's really interesting is that lactase persistence appears to have evolved in parallel with bovine herding. Only regions where drinking milk proceed an advantage seemed to adapt to lactase persistence. Because of this, lactase persistence is concentrated in Northern Europe, Western Africa, Arabia, Northwest India, and a handful of other regions.

Semantiks ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 02:05:53 on November 22, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Do people not think about their words at all? How do you not look back over this and go "tall of rent? That can't possibly be right."

stratusmonkey ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 02:08:42 on November 22, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

The rent is too damn tall!

kakaraka1 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 04:34:40 on November 22, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Because he's not being serious

SpellsThatWrong ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:14:00 on November 22, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

This took me way too long

rprpr ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 02:13:12 on November 22, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I'm too old for this shit.

HarambeWest2020 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 22:49:33 on November 21, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Tidy milk?

ArcadeJack ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 23:27:53 on November 21, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Tidy -> Tiddy -> Titty

Ohdaswet ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 01:40:19 on November 22, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Bone app the teeth while I get at that tidy milk

uber1337h4xx0r ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:02:28 on November 22, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Are you retorded? It's Frensh for Bonaparte Petitฤ›. Meaning small calcium doot doot.

NoahRatcl ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 04:21:58 on November 22, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Top 10 Questions Science Still Canโ€™t Answer

007T ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 15:22:19 on November 22, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like itโ€™s a peach of cake.

luffydkenshin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:45:07 on November 22, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Yes, facebook. Iโ€™m feeling confused too.

Lucas_Steinwalker ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:55:18 on November 22, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I guess Ricky is on social media now?

mrcroup ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:11:55 on November 22, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

This string of rickyisms would be written out in script editing as too egregious angryjesus

Gankubas ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:41:27 on November 22, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
chroma3d ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:40:26 on November 22, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

The Doctor say I lack toast and tolerance

chrisphoenix7 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:56:57 on November 22, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

...

Lactose intolerant.

servicestud ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 07:27:26 on November 22, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Ah! If a baby is lactose intolerant, how does it drink titty milk!

Thank you, that was giving me a headache.

SoInsightful ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:07:36 on November 22, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Really makes you think.