I stink I can, I stink I can...

[deleted] · 2833 points · Posted at 07:10:45 on November 6, 2018 · (Permalink)


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blckhls · 376 points · Posted at 09:33:00 on November 6, 2018 · (Permalink)

Do all stinkbugs have little shoes on?

ShutYourFannySlut · 304 points · Posted at 09:40:43 on November 6, 2018 · (Permalink)

I don’t much about stink bugs but it could possibly be dust.

SkepticJoker · 159 points · Posted at 12:06:01 on November 6, 2018 · (Permalink)

I don’t much about dust, but I think you’re right.

ChineWalkin · 56 points · Posted at 13:32:38 on November 6, 2018 · (Permalink)

I don't know much about you, but I think you're dusty.

IlluminatedWorld · 25 points · Posted at 20:17:19 on November 6, 2018 · (Permalink)

I don't know much

mc1ntyresw1ng · 7 points · Posted at 04:47:10 on November 14, 2018 · (Permalink)

I don't know

RMan48 · 4 points · Posted at 22:22:55 on November 18, 2018 · (Permalink)

I

rook218 · 39 points · Posted at 13:37:25 on November 6, 2018 · (Permalink)

I know more than I care to about stink bugs and that is dust for sure. They're known for being slow moving and complete idiots even compared to other household bugs. You come at them with some toilet paper and they just sit there while you catch them and don't even put up a fuss while they're trapped in TP.

BorisKafka · 99 points · Posted at 13:21:58 on November 6, 2018 · (Permalink)

Those are his trainers. They are made to be slippery so he gets a real workout. If he didn't wear them he'd climb up the lamp base without any problem. Maybe you missed the part about him training for the bug marathon?

Upper_Canada_Pango · 11 points · Posted at 19:18:01 on November 6, 2018 · (Permalink)

It looks like slippers. No wonder it can't climb.

Gonzo_Rick · 11 points · Posted at 13:11:42 on November 6, 2018 · (Permalink)

It is absolutely just dust.

[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 15:01:18 on November 6, 2018 · (Permalink)

None do that I’ve seen, and I see them everyday.

Kywammy · 130 points · Posted at 15:12:10 on November 6, 2018 · (Permalink)

Per my bug guy - 'Kill all these little fuckers'

Also, he said they are an invasive species orignally from Japan and are devastating crops in the US

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_marmorated_stink_bug

YamahaRN · 66 points · Posted at 21:15:57 on November 6, 2018 · (Permalink)

Japanese found a way to retaliate for Nagasaki and Hiroshima after 73 years without arousing suspicion.

darkfrost47 · 33 points · Posted at 00:13:09 on November 7, 2018 · (Permalink)

The Native Americans did a better job with tobacco tbh

FreeThinkk · 18 points · Posted at 01:44:47 on November 7, 2018 · (Permalink)

I read this as I’m smoking a Seneca cigarette. Touché Native Americans. I’ll see ya next month for another 3 cartons.

jakes_tornado · 15 points · Posted at 00:13:21 on November 7, 2018 · (Permalink)

Ahem,

H E N T A I

ReallyBuffHamster · 149 points · Posted at 12:30:24 on November 6, 2018 · (Permalink)

I fucking hate those things.

Pete_the_rawdog · 83 points · Posted at 12:41:43 on November 6, 2018 · (Permalink)

I have an empty bottle that I collect them in. Just a bunch of corpses rotting while they slowly suffocate.

TheToxicTurtle7 · 59 points · Posted at 12:47:02 on November 6, 2018 · (Permalink)

Pics or GTFO.

godmanditdammy · 42 points · Posted at 17:34:02 on November 6, 2018 · (Permalink)

So I also have no pics because the season has only just started here but I too keep them in plastic bottles like OP described. I have empty OJ bottles in every section of the house for just this purpose. I used to use soapy water because it was supposed to fuck with them and kill them quicker somehow, but I stopped because after like 5-10 of them in there I had to toss the bottle because it made a gross Stink Bug Stew which is way worse than just a bunch of dry dead stink bugs.

Bevelled · 1 points · Posted at 05:06:22 on February 3, 2019 · (Permalink)

But your two different people!!!!

gotsickpassaway · 10 points · Posted at 05:02:30 on November 7, 2018 · (Permalink)

He lying

Twathammer32 · 59 points · Posted at 14:41:17 on November 6, 2018 · (Permalink)

I had this boss who was... well just out there. He was usually drunk by 6 AM but that's beside the point.

One day he was telling my coworker and I about how there was a crow or something cawing on his roof so he shot and killed it with a BB gun and left its corpse there to "let his friends not to come around"

My coworker starts messing with him by saying "I did the same thing with a cockroach I found in my apartment. I cut its head off and stuck it on a toothpick then shoved the toothpick in the ground. Havent seen another one of those fuckers since." Our boss just nodded and said something like "that's what's up"

Walshy231231 · 59 points · Posted at 14:57:21 on November 6, 2018 · (Permalink)

That could actually work with crows though, they’ll remember that one of there own died there

However, if they know it was your boss that killed the crow they’ll fuck with him until he dies or moves. Even the baby crows will learn to hate him. They’re smart birds.

Twathammer32 · 22 points · Posted at 15:02:23 on November 6, 2018 · (Permalink)

He is dead so they cant bother him. Silver lining I guess?

EmpressC · 55 points · Posted at 15:43:34 on November 6, 2018 · (Permalink)

See, the crows got him.

Twathammer32 · 14 points · Posted at 17:03:37 on November 6, 2018 · (Permalink)

Lol jesus christ

UltimateWank · 7 points · Posted at 14:44:03 on November 6, 2018 · (Permalink)

Indeed that is what is up

ReallyBuffHamster · 16 points · Posted at 12:47:24 on November 6, 2018 · (Permalink)

Oh, I just crush them in a tissue or something. But the Buffalo Bob method works too, I guess.

ahintofnapalm · 15 points · Posted at 15:09:17 on November 6, 2018 · (Permalink)

Buffalo bob, buffalo bill’s slightly slow cousin.

Scully__ · 1 points · Posted at 09:16:34 on November 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Yeah I wanna see this

[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 17:20:38 on November 6, 2018 · (Permalink)

One sprayed me the other day, smelled like a really horrible version of old people smell

FrostScope_Youtube · 2 points · Posted at 03:08:04 on January 10, 2019 · (Permalink)

What the fuck is that thing

ReallyBuffHamster · 1 points · Posted at 03:09:03 on January 10, 2019 · (Permalink)

Stinkbug

ChineWalkin · 2 points · Posted at 13:33:22 on November 6, 2018 · (Permalink)

At least you didn't eat one thinking it was a mushroom....

NeverTooSaucy · 4 points · Posted at 18:55:49 on November 7, 2018 · (Permalink)

☹ tell me you didn't

will6566 · 44 points · Posted at 14:57:22 on November 6, 2018 · (Permalink)

At least it's helping you dust off that filthy lamp!

OverclockMixes · 117 points · Posted at 11:20:50 on November 6, 2018 · (Permalink)

Oh my Gawd. I am starting to find those bugs alot more often in my house.

ViolentWrath · 73 points · Posted at 15:58:23 on November 6, 2018 · (Permalink)

They're an invasive species and their numbers are getting really out of hand, especially in the Midwest.

mydearwatson616 · 64 points · Posted at 16:48:59 on November 6, 2018 · (Permalink)

One summer a few years ago they absolutely invaded my room. I found dozens and they crawled on me as I slept. I developed a hateful phobia of them and now I freak out when I see them but then go out of my way to catch them and drown them or burn them alive.

Bstew278 · 44 points · Posted at 17:49:13 on November 6, 2018 · (Permalink)

Keep fighting the good fight

mydearwatson616 · 11 points · Posted at 18:04:17 on November 6, 2018 · (Permalink)

o7

BurlyNurse · 18 points · Posted at 22:52:10 on November 6, 2018 · (Permalink)

Woke up with one in my ear last night. Don’t know if I’ll ever sleep again...

Webster20002 · 10 points · Posted at 22:51:59 on November 6, 2018 · (Permalink)

Dude, they invaded Germany this summer. I kept spraying brake cleaner and aceton on them which they like, but there are so many of them :( Keep fighting.

Bowdallen · 2 points · Posted at 10:32:36 on November 13, 2018 · (Permalink)

I'm guessing you meant don't like but i was terrified at first thinking acetone had no effect on them.

Webster20002 · 1 points · Posted at 14:59:03 on November 13, 2018 · (Permalink)

It should sound kind of sarcastic. Acetone kills them extremely quick. Often so quick that they cant even spray theire juice.

leviwhite9 · 10 points · Posted at 14:06:29 on November 6, 2018 · (Permalink)

When you find one just take a plastic bottle and stick over them and they'll go into the bottle then you can just put a lid on it and then you don't smell them.

If you keep them as pets like this the three I had lasted at least 3, if not 4, weeks.

OverclockMixes · 7 points · Posted at 14:13:01 on November 6, 2018 · (Permalink)

Pets? Wot!

[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 17:42:09 on November 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

can you smell them normally? Ive had hundreds of these around my house growing up, and not me nor any of my friends noticed a smell from them. We actually wondered why it was called a stink bug

leviwhite9 · 3 points · Posted at 17:48:24 on November 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Not if they're just hanging out and doing their thing but if you harass them they'll generally smell and if you smash them you'll almost certainly smell the pungent little bastards.

I would almost encourage you to smash one just so you'll know what they smell like.

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 17:50:04 on November 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

yeah ive never squished one, i usually just pick them up and flush them. now i think i have to though

Pella86 · 9 points · Posted at 15:00:51 on November 6, 2018 · (Permalink)

I think they die... i might be wrong but i found some weakened that couldnt turn themselves. I think they just die after having laid millions of egga

balthazar_nor · 3 points · Posted at 20:13:04 on November 6, 2018 · (Permalink)

Gotta love the smell!

Probably invest in some lizards or iguanas

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 17:42:39 on November 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

ive had hundreds of these on my house and not me nor any of my friends noticed a smell. what do they usually smell like?

balthazar_nor · 2 points · Posted at 18:27:59 on November 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

They only smell once you kill them, and it just smells horrible, there is no way to describe it, just gotta crush one and see for yourself.

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 19:15:53 on November 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

well now i feel like i have to

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Big_BangTheorist · 29 points · Posted at 13:29:29 on November 6, 2018 · (Permalink)

Sisyphus Bug?

zietgiest13 · 63 points · Posted at 12:05:00 on November 6, 2018 · (Permalink)

I just spent 2 min watching a bug, what is life? Also great camera work 10/10

browns_backer · 2 points · Posted at 15:38:48 on December 22, 2018 · (Permalink)

I thought his excessive quick zooming in and out got annoying quick

hushy_bug · 19 points · Posted at 16:51:55 on November 6, 2018 · (Permalink)

did this little bug fashion himself some socks out of lint?

ExplodingKnowledge · 17 points · Posted at 16:53:28 on November 6, 2018 · (Permalink)

Fuck those stupid little cunts.

Webster20002 · 4 points · Posted at 22:56:38 on November 6, 2018 · (Permalink)

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ExplodingKnowledge · 4 points · Posted at 23:02:35 on November 6, 2018 · (Permalink)

Indeed. I'm from British Columbia's interior, so they get into your house no matter what and they dont die until like December. They are everywhere and they smell like shit. Technically they are Cedar Bugs but everyone calls them Stink Bugs

gonzothegreat13 · 24 points · Posted at 15:58:55 on November 6, 2018 · (Permalink)

Fucking kill it!!! It's an Asian invader!!!!! (Assuming you are in the US) ITS NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE, KILL IT!

throwaway-person · 9 points · Posted at 21:06:10 on November 6, 2018 · (Permalink)

Whoa. TIL. And here I was about to say he needs help getting his dust shoes off with a tweezer or something. There's a ton of them where I live (in the US), now I feel weird for having been nice to them

gonzothegreat13 · 15 points · Posted at 21:14:04 on November 6, 2018 · (Permalink)

Naaa fuck his little legs and I'm happy he got dust shoes on. Bec they smell so dreadful very few things (in the US) are willing to eat them so they just breed and breed and breed till you find hundreds of them in your aunt's barn. The worst thing about them is you can't crush them or all their dreadfulness comes out, you gotta drown them! DROWN THEM I SAY!!! Get a jar fill it with water and soap and brush them in to water! THEN BRING THEM TO YOUR TOILET AND FLUSH THEM DOWN WITH THE REST OF THE SHIT!!! Do your part, KILL THE STINK BUGS!!!!

Webster20002 · 7 points · Posted at 22:56:11 on November 6, 2018 · (Permalink)

Brake cleaner will do the job. It often kills them so fast that they cant even spray theire piss.

throwaway-person · 5 points · Posted at 21:46:03 on November 6, 2018 · (Permalink)

Wow. Time to betray my little bug friends I guess. 😭 Thank you for the information lol

Texjew · 10 points · Posted at 15:55:58 on November 6, 2018 · (Permalink)

I did the exact same thing while I studied for contracts

ForTheL1ght · 7 points · Posted at 19:25:23 on November 6, 2018 · (Permalink)

Dumb fuck doesn’t even realize that IT HAS THE POWER OF FLIGHT. FLY YOU FOOL!

_Tobin_Buttram · 6 points · Posted at 22:30:03 on November 6, 2018 · (Permalink)
[deleted] · 9 points · Posted at 17:21:26 on November 6, 2018 · (Permalink)
willmmiller · 3 points · Posted at 00:29:58 on November 7, 2018 · (Permalink)

I hate these bugs so much! They’re so annoying and just awful.

SoapieBubbles · 4 points · Posted at 14:41:59 on November 6, 2018 · (Permalink)

"Motivational tunes"... 🤔

poeology · 2 points · Posted at 02:00:17 on November 7, 2018 · (Permalink)

I can't believe I watched the whole thing lol

wmarlow01 · 2 points · Posted at 03:38:16 on November 7, 2018 · (Permalink)

All aboard the Stankonia express

trashpandalyfe · 2 points · Posted at 05:00:41 on November 7, 2018 · (Permalink)

Looks like you should probably get back to studying for Contracts... at least you have a great motivational playlist for studying

pdoherty972 · 1 points · Posted at 13:28:57 on November 6, 2018 · (Permalink)

I can't stand it - just help the thing onto a piece of paper and take him outside.

ElAutistico · 3 points · Posted at 14:33:40 on November 6, 2018 · (Permalink)

but where's the fun?

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TahoeLT · 1 points · Posted at 17:58:57 on November 6, 2018 · (Permalink)

New cleaning crew at work. Good job little buddy!

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 21:01:19 on November 6, 2018 · (Permalink)

A fine cinematic work worthy of Martin Scorsese.

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 21:26:52 on November 6, 2018 · (Permalink)
schmuloppey · 1 points · Posted at 00:51:21 on November 7, 2018 · (Permalink)
Rat-Knaks · 1 points · Posted at 02:37:37 on November 7, 2018 · (Permalink)

I just watched that entire thing....

Jellydogsterio · 1 points · Posted at 02:38:09 on November 7, 2018 · (Permalink)

Ya got dust shoes

altruisticbacon · 1 points · Posted at 04:37:04 on November 7, 2018 · (Permalink)

What book is that? Are there multiple?

Lockwood85 · 1 points · Posted at 20:26:46 on November 7, 2018 · (Permalink)

just kill it already

Schniceguy · 1 points · Posted at 12:21:05 on November 22, 2018 · (Permalink)

Ugh, you got to /u/stabbot the shit out of this to make it watchable.

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[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 14:38:48 on November 6, 2018 · (Permalink)

that was awesome

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 16:39:24 on November 6, 2018 · (Permalink)

Help? He should’ve smacked that think with a thick phone book from the early 1900s