๐๏ธ HalBriston ยท 6964 points ยท Posted at 19:38:17 on December 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I need to call the doctor today."
"Which doctor?"
"No, the regular kind."
Keep this up and you'll need first aid
I think you need to call a doctor
Which doctor?
No, the regular kind.
No, the regular kind
I think you need to call a doctor.
which doctor?
[deleted]
NO-A-BODY EXPECTS ZE SPANISH INQUISITION!
Keep this up and you'll need first aid.
What Doctor?
Dammit I fucked up!
r/Glitch_in_the_Matrix
Mom's spaghetti
Witch doctor?
Which doctor
and don't call me Shirley...right guys?
At this point? An OB-Gyn...
Keep this up and you'll need second aid
Keep that up and you may need a trauma surgeon
The real repost is in the comments
Doctor who?
Exactly
When second aid just won't do
Well then he would have AIDS.
'Which doctor' sounds like 'Witch doctor'. A witch doctor uses spiritualism (aka magic voodoo), and typically not modern medicine.
His wife will beat him, so he'll need first aid
Sweet Jesus, this thread just keeps going!
I dont think it'll be his first aid he needed.
Ooh eeh, ooh ah aah...
Ting tang, walla walla bing bang
I always thought it was 'wanna wanna big bang'.
OOOOOO MAKARENA
come on guys that was funny
I came here for this
This joke was what you could call magical
ITT Aids.
First or second?
Maybe first? I'm not positive.
It's first. I'm HIV Positive.
Third
ohh look at it go
Whoa yah
Feel it in your bones!
Roll out the barrel!
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/8/80/Wdoc_attack_06.mp3
I was waiting for this
abutalabashuneba
Good, you probably wouldn't like my advice.
Account is 5 years old, checks out legit
I tried this:
"I need to go see the doctor today."
"Why do you need to go see the doctor?"
"No, just the regular kind!"
๐ณ
Somehow not the same
I don't get it ๐ญ๐
It's a play on "witch doctor"
Ooh ee ooh ah ah
Ting tang walla walla bing bang
Ting tang walla walla bing bang!
EIEIO
D'ohh!
Hope it wasn't this one.
"Heh heh, you say funny ting."
"Arise chicken! Chicken arise!"
OP's wife is easy: confirmed.
Ooh, Eee, Ooh-Ahh-Ahh, Ting, Tang, Walla-Walla Bing Bang
Hero this aid and you'll need first up
did she say " uh eh uh ah ah wada wada bing bang"?
I also find your wife easy.
Which doctor am I?
Your wife always makes it easy and I didn't read your post
I don't get it. Sorry.
OH LITTLE SICKY!
I used to be a doctor, but gave it up. I didn't have the patience to get the practice I needed.
You used to be a doctor until you took a needle to the knee.
Doctor Who?
I see what you did there
Which witch doctor?
LanimusDanimus ยท 998 points ยท Posted at 22:49:50 on December 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Keep this up and you'll need first aid
SledgeHog ยท 224 points ยท Posted at 23:00:51 on December 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think you need to call a doctor
Kage1330 ยท 178 points ยท Posted at 23:05:45 on December 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which doctor?
rawSingularity ยท 219 points ยท Posted at 23:13:43 on December 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, the regular kind.
Renovarian00 ยท 123 points ยท Posted at 00:31:01 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Keep this up and you'll need first aid
insert-words-here ยท 109 points ยท Posted at 00:36:08 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think you need to call a doctor
iambaman ยท 100 points ยท Posted at 00:37:06 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which doctor?
jimmythebass ยท 105 points ยท Posted at 01:05:22 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, the regular kind
Kamikurin ยท 87 points ยท Posted at 01:10:33 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Keep this up and you'll need first aid
JustIllusioNz ยท 86 points ยท Posted at 01:17:18 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think you need to call a doctor
JustinPlays ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 01:31:05 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which doctor?
LTMG ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 01:36:35 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, the regular kind
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 01:52:04 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Keep this up and you'll need first aid
Nes370 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 01:58:05 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think you need to call a doctor.
Knowee ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 03:04:33 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
which doctor?
JustinPlays ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 03:22:20 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, the regular kind.
HairyBaIIs007 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 03:50:58 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Keep this up and you'll need first aid
Devodevo2002 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 04:31:09 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think you need to call a doctor
Vakieh ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 05:21:46 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which doctor?
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 05:44:36 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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HereComesPapaArima ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 08:24:29 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NO-A-BODY EXPECTS ZE SPANISH INQUISITION!
Manbearpig33OH ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 06:18:28 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, the regular kind.
GeekZombieHunter ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:28:56 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Keep this up and you'll need first aid.
Thewilltosucceed ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:57:30 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think you need to call a doctor.
Exastiken ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 07:05:49 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which doctor?
Red-Phoenix ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 07:19:00 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, the regular kind.
HereComesPapaArima ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 08:24:03 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Keep this up and you'll need first aid.
shinigamisid ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 10:25:30 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think you need to call a doctor.
MrGyou ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 11:31:16 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which doctor?
Err0rc0de ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:47:18 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, the regular kind.
Nudelwalker ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:51:56 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Keep this up and you'll need first aid.
MarcelRED147 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:28:40 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think you need to call a doctor.
hoie ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:41:38 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which doctor?
wulteer ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:45:55 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, the regular kind.
Onegodoneloveoneway ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:06:32 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Keep this up and you'll need first aid.
CapCharlisimo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:39:53 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think you need to call a doctor.
UltraShit420 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:58:42 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which doctor?
Grogeba ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:40:04 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, the regular kind.
freakybubblewrap ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:10:11 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Keep this up and you'll need first aid.
JSquiggs ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:35:13 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think you need to call a doctor.
jaxmanf ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:18:02 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which doctor?
Meowguy33 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:19:59 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, the regular kind.
MarcelRED147 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:44:36 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Keep this up and you'll need first aid.
GeekZombieHunter ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:40:16 on December 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think you need to call a doctor.
JePPeLit ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:57:45 on December 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which doctor?
Onegodoneloveoneway ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:24:13 on December 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, the regular kind.
tanahil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:46:34 on April 21, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Keep this up and you'll need first aid.
IAMAHobbitAMA ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 17:58:10 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What Doctor?
Dammit I fucked up!
Billy1138 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:19:12 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
r/Glitch_in_the_Matrix
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:32:44 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mom's spaghetti
La_Bamba_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:36:36 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which doctor?
medfunguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:43 on December 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which doctor?
saltedwarlock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:12:34 on December 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which doctor?
Shadyshroom ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:34:31 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Witch doctor?
JSFong37 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:33:17 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which doctor?
datdudedatlovesyou ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:47:18 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which doctor?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:32:47 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which doctor
Spartacuz9er9er ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:20:02 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which doctor?
BradyMead ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 09:19:15 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which doctor?
Hollowbrown ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:05:55 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which doctor?
C0NSTABEL ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:28:31 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which doctor?
Matt_the_Wombat ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:02:04 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which doctor?
KardasR ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:25:04 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which doctor?
robbiecol ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:45:21 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which doctor?
Shiloh_the_dog ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:51:45 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which doctor?
Mr___Wright ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:57:19 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which doctor?
chairzaird ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:43 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which doctor?
classysassymolassy ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:49 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which doctor?
F1F2F3F4F5F6F7F8 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 05:23:23 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Witch doctor?
TerroristOgre ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 02:34:05 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which doctor?
cleverley1986 ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 01:10:08 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
and don't call me Shirley...right guys?
[deleted] ยท -15 points ยท Posted at 01:38:57 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
edditme ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:35:53 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At this point? An OB-Gyn...
Meanwhile_Over_There ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 01:59:46 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Keep this up and you'll need second aid
TransATL ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:13:20 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Keep that up and you may need a trauma surgeon
AvisPrede ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:05:54 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The real repost is in the comments
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 04:10:56 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Doctor who?
SledgeHog ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:01:42 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly
[deleted] ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 23:20:33 on December 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When second aid just won't do
tomba444 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 03:12:22 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well then he would have AIDS.
trevj95 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 09:59:20 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Matt_the_Wombat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:04:55 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Which doctor' sounds like 'Witch doctor'. A witch doctor uses spiritualism (aka magic voodoo), and typically not modern medicine.
trevj95 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:42:56 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
snucker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:10:19 on December 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His wife will beat him, so he'll need first aid
jerrygergichsmith ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:56:04 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sweet Jesus, this thread just keeps going!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:45 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I dont think it'll be his first aid he needed.
randarrow ยท 63 points ยท Posted at 04:09:51 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ooh eeh, ooh ah aah...
breakone9r ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 09:44:20 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ting tang, walla walla bing bang
ThalmorInquisitor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:02:04 on December 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always thought it was 'wanna wanna big bang'.
VoliTheKing ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 15:06:22 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OOOOOO MAKARENA
lord_terribilus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:49 on April 17, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
come on guys that was funny
beerad3235 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:32:06 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I came here for this
Bruintje1505 ยท 109 points ยท Posted at 22:23:11 on December 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This joke was what you could call magical
Tift ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 23:09:47 on December 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ITT Aids.
Terakahn ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 01:29:44 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First or second?
Tift ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 01:38:38 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe first? I'm not positive.
ericrobert ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 03:13:12 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's first. I'm HIV Positive.
libaos ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:31:49 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Third
bananamadafaka ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 04:45:59 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ohh look at it go
neurorgasm ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 09:51:23 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whoa yah
FR10 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 12:49:37 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Feel it in your bones!
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:13:21 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roll out the barrel!
jaelim42 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 07:37:26 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/8/80/Wdoc_attack_06.mp3
DrtyCef89 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:22:21 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was waiting for this
jaelim42 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:04:36 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
abutalabashuneba
Witchdoctor24 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 08:19:54 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good, you probably wouldn't like my advice.
TwoMoreDays ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:11:31 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Account is 5 years old, checks out legit
Dr_Movado ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 12:13:14 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I tried this:
"I need to go see the doctor today."
"Why do you need to go see the doctor?"
"No, just the regular kind!"
๐ณ
Alien_Butt_Farmers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:42 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Somehow not the same
DontCorleone ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 00:32:33 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't get it ๐ญ๐
sir_dankus_of_maymay ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 00:34:25 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a play on "witch doctor"
toobadsooosad ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 00:41:05 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ooh ee ooh ah ah
[deleted] ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 00:59:01 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ting tang walla walla bing bang
pyrrhios ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 01:08:18 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ooh ee ooh ah ah
ExplodingSofa ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 01:23:31 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ting tang walla walla bing bang!
grampipon ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 11:50:40 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ooh ee ooh ah ah
Satanpool ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:45:51 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ting tang walla walla bing bang
PureElitism ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:57:14 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ooh ee ooh ah ah
Dan_Berg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:32:20 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
EIEIO
anotherDocObVious ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:08:17 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
D'ohh!
LanimusDanimus ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 22:49:50 on December 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Keep this up and you'll need first aid
low_kix ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:02 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Keep this up and you'll need first aid
LanimusDanimus ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:49:50 on December 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Keep this up and you'll need first aid
carrillo232 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:28:42 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ting tang walla walla bing bang
MouroVrachos ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:50:57 on December 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hope it wasn't this one.
jakeinator21 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:42:53 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Heh heh, you say funny ting."
"Arise chicken! Chicken arise!"
adam_bear ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:12:11 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OP's wife is easy: confirmed.
frumbiggie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:04:04 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ooh, Eee, Ooh-Ahh-Ahh, Ting, Tang, Walla-Walla Bing Bang
boxhead7996 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:42:48 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hero this aid and you'll need first up
phatbrasil ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:36:04 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
did she say " uh eh uh ah ah wada wada bing bang"?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:57:28 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I also find your wife easy.
darmani2 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:07:56 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which doctor am I?
neurorgasm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:52:04 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your wife always makes it easy and I didn't read your post
musclelicious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:45:17 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't get it. Sorry.
grampipon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:50:55 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Keep this up and you'll need first aid
Emil_Scalibia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:53 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OH LITTLE SICKY!
melancholicjeans ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:58:08 on December 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Keep this up and you'll need first aid
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:47 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I used to be a doctor, but gave it up. I didn't have the patience to get the practice I needed.
daggerdragon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:33:31 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You used to be a doctor until you took a needle to the knee.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:24:22 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Doctor Who?
Brunoob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:29:44 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LOOK AT IT GOOOO
theonoble ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 23:09:07 on December 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Keep this up and you'll need first aid
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 23:39:09 on December 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Keep this up and you'll need first aid
Siniroth ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:47 on December 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Keep this up and you'll need first aid
Cham16 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 22:44:15 on December 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see what you did there
Spiralife ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:21 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which witch doctor?