Sometimes, my wife makes it *too* easy.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ HalBriston ยท 6964 points ยท Posted at 19:38:17 on December 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)


"I need to call the doctor today."

"Which doctor?"

"No, the regular kind."

LanimusDanimus ยท 998 points ยท Posted at 22:49:50 on December 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Keep this up and you'll need first aid

SledgeHog ยท 224 points ยท Posted at 23:00:51 on December 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think you need to call a doctor

Kage1330 ยท 178 points ยท Posted at 23:05:45 on December 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Which doctor?

rawSingularity ยท 219 points ยท Posted at 23:13:43 on December 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No, the regular kind.

Renovarian00 ยท 123 points ยท Posted at 00:31:01 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Keep this up and you'll need first aid

insert-words-here ยท 109 points ยท Posted at 00:36:08 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think you need to call a doctor

iambaman ยท 100 points ยท Posted at 00:37:06 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Which doctor?

jimmythebass ยท 105 points ยท Posted at 01:05:22 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No, the regular kind

Kamikurin ยท 87 points ยท Posted at 01:10:33 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Keep this up and you'll need first aid

JustIllusioNz ยท 86 points ยท Posted at 01:17:18 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think you need to call a doctor

JustinPlays ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 01:31:05 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Which doctor?

LTMG ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 01:36:35 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No, the regular kind

[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 01:52:04 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Keep this up and you'll need first aid

Nes370 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 01:58:05 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think you need to call a doctor.

Knowee ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 03:04:33 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

which doctor?

JustinPlays ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 03:22:20 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No, the regular kind.

HairyBaIIs007 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 03:50:58 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Keep this up and you'll need first aid

Devodevo2002 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 04:31:09 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think you need to call a doctor

Vakieh ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 05:21:46 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Which doctor?

[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 05:44:36 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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HereComesPapaArima ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 08:24:29 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

NO-A-BODY EXPECTS ZE SPANISH INQUISITION!

Manbearpig33OH ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 06:18:28 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No, the regular kind.

GeekZombieHunter ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:28:56 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Keep this up and you'll need first aid.

Thewilltosucceed ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:57:30 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think you need to call a doctor.

Exastiken ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 07:05:49 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Which doctor?

Red-Phoenix ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 07:19:00 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No, the regular kind.

HereComesPapaArima ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 08:24:03 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Keep this up and you'll need first aid.

shinigamisid ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 10:25:30 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think you need to call a doctor.

MrGyou ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 11:31:16 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Which doctor?

Err0rc0de ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:47:18 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No, the regular kind.

Nudelwalker ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:51:56 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Keep this up and you'll need first aid.

MarcelRED147 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:28:40 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think you need to call a doctor.

hoie ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:41:38 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Which doctor?

wulteer ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:45:55 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No, the regular kind.

Onegodoneloveoneway ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:06:32 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Keep this up and you'll need first aid.

CapCharlisimo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:39:53 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think you need to call a doctor.

UltraShit420 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:58:42 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Which doctor?

Grogeba ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:40:04 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No, the regular kind.

freakybubblewrap ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:10:11 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Keep this up and you'll need first aid.

JSquiggs ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:35:13 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think you need to call a doctor.

jaxmanf ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:18:02 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Which doctor?

Meowguy33 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:19:59 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No, the regular kind.

MarcelRED147 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:44:36 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Keep this up and you'll need first aid.

GeekZombieHunter ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:40:16 on December 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think you need to call a doctor.

JePPeLit ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:57:45 on December 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Which doctor?

Onegodoneloveoneway ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:24:13 on December 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No, the regular kind.

tanahil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:46:34 on April 21, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Keep this up and you'll need first aid.

IAMAHobbitAMA ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 17:58:10 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What Doctor?

Dammit I fucked up!

Billy1138 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:19:12 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:32:44 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mom's spaghetti

La_Bamba_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:36:36 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Which doctor?

medfunguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:43 on December 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Which doctor?

saltedwarlock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:12:34 on December 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Which doctor?

Shadyshroom ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:34:31 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Witch doctor?

JSFong37 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:33:17 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Which doctor?

datdudedatlovesyou ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:47:18 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Which doctor?

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:32:47 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Which doctor

Spartacuz9er9er ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:20:02 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Which doctor?

BradyMead ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 09:19:15 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Which doctor?

Hollowbrown ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:05:55 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Which doctor?

C0NSTABEL ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:28:31 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Which doctor?

Matt_the_Wombat ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:02:04 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Which doctor?

KardasR ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:25:04 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Which doctor?

robbiecol ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:45:21 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Which doctor?

Shiloh_the_dog ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:51:45 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Which doctor?

Mr___Wright ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:57:19 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Which doctor?

chairzaird ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:43 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Which doctor?

classysassymolassy ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:49 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Which doctor?

F1F2F3F4F5F6F7F8 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 05:23:23 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Witch doctor?

TerroristOgre ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 02:34:05 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Which doctor?

cleverley1986 ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 01:10:08 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

and don't call me Shirley...right guys?

[deleted] ยท -15 points ยท Posted at 01:38:57 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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edditme ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:35:53 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At this point? An OB-Gyn...

Meanwhile_Over_There ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 01:59:46 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Keep this up and you'll need second aid

TransATL ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:13:20 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Keep that up and you may need a trauma surgeon

AvisPrede ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:05:54 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The real repost is in the comments

[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 04:10:56 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Doctor who?

SledgeHog ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:01:42 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Exactly

[deleted] ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 23:20:33 on December 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

When second aid just won't do

tomba444 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 03:12:22 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well then he would have AIDS.

trevj95 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 09:59:20 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Matt_the_Wombat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:04:55 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

'Which doctor' sounds like 'Witch doctor'. A witch doctor uses spiritualism (aka magic voodoo), and typically not modern medicine.

trevj95 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:42:56 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
snucker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:10:19 on December 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

His wife will beat him, so he'll need first aid

jerrygergichsmith ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:56:04 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sweet Jesus, this thread just keeps going!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:45 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I dont think it'll be his first aid he needed.

randarrow ยท 63 points ยท Posted at 04:09:51 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ooh eeh, ooh ah aah...

breakone9r ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 09:44:20 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ting tang, walla walla bing bang

ThalmorInquisitor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:02:04 on December 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I always thought it was 'wanna wanna big bang'.

VoliTheKing ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 15:06:22 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

OOOOOO MAKARENA

lord_terribilus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:49 on April 17, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

come on guys that was funny

beerad3235 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:32:06 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I came here for this

Bruintje1505 ยท 109 points ยท Posted at 22:23:11 on December 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This joke was what you could call magical

Tift ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 23:09:47 on December 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ITT Aids.

Terakahn ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 01:29:44 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

First or second?

Tift ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 01:38:38 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Maybe first? I'm not positive.

ericrobert ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 03:13:12 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's first. I'm HIV Positive.

libaos ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:31:49 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Third

bananamadafaka ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 04:45:59 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ohh look at it go

neurorgasm ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 09:51:23 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Whoa yah

FR10 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 12:49:37 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Feel it in your bones!

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:13:21 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Roll out the barrel!

jaelim42 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 07:37:26 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DrtyCef89 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:22:21 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I was waiting for this

jaelim42 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:04:36 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

abutalabashuneba

Witchdoctor24 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 08:19:54 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Good, you probably wouldn't like my advice.

TwoMoreDays ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:11:31 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Account is 5 years old, checks out legit

Dr_Movado ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 12:13:14 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I tried this:

"I need to go see the doctor today."

"Why do you need to go see the doctor?"

"No, just the regular kind!"

๐Ÿ˜ณ

Alien_Butt_Farmers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:42 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Somehow not the same

DontCorleone ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 00:32:33 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't get it ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚

sir_dankus_of_maymay ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 00:34:25 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's a play on "witch doctor"

toobadsooosad ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 00:41:05 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ooh ee ooh ah ah

[deleted] ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 00:59:01 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ting tang walla walla bing bang

pyrrhios ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 01:08:18 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ooh ee ooh ah ah

ExplodingSofa ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 01:23:31 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ting tang walla walla bing bang!

grampipon ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 11:50:40 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ooh ee ooh ah ah

Satanpool ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:45:51 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ting tang walla walla bing bang

PureElitism ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:57:14 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ooh ee ooh ah ah

Dan_Berg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:32:20 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

EIEIO

anotherDocObVious ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:08:17 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

D'ohh!

LanimusDanimus ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 22:49:50 on December 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Keep this up and you'll need first aid

low_kix ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:02 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Keep this up and you'll need first aid

LanimusDanimus ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:49:50 on December 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Keep this up and you'll need first aid

carrillo232 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:28:42 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ting tang walla walla bing bang

MouroVrachos ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:50:57 on December 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
jakeinator21 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:42:53 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Heh heh, you say funny ting."

"Arise chicken! Chicken arise!"

adam_bear ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:12:11 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

OP's wife is easy: confirmed.

frumbiggie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:04:04 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ooh, Eee, Ooh-Ahh-Ahh, Ting, Tang, Walla-Walla Bing Bang

boxhead7996 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:42:48 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hero this aid and you'll need first up

phatbrasil ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:36:04 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

did she say " uh eh uh ah ah wada wada bing bang"?

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:57:28 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I also find your wife easy.

darmani2 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:07:56 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Which doctor am I?

neurorgasm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:52:04 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Your wife always makes it easy and I didn't read your post

musclelicious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:45:17 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't get it. Sorry.

grampipon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:50:55 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Keep this up and you'll need first aid

Emil_Scalibia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:53 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

OH LITTLE SICKY!

melancholicjeans ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:58:08 on December 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Keep this up and you'll need first aid

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:47 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I used to be a doctor, but gave it up. I didn't have the patience to get the practice I needed.

daggerdragon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:33:31 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You used to be a doctor until you took a needle to the knee.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:24:22 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Doctor Who?

Brunoob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:29:44 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

LOOK AT IT GOOOO

theonoble ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 23:09:07 on December 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Keep this up and you'll need first aid

[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 23:39:09 on December 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Keep this up and you'll need first aid

Siniroth ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:47 on December 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Keep this up and you'll need first aid

Cham16 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 22:44:15 on December 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I see what you did there

Spiralife ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:21 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Which witch doctor?