"24 Yr Old CEO" shows us his daily routine (doesn't actually do shit)

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ krampfen ยท 9199 points ยท Posted at 09:45:49 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)


Jose Zunigaโ€™s Daily Routine | Life Of A 24 Yr Old CEO

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EddieOfDoom ยท 641 points ยท Posted at 11:19:32 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

This whole video was just a list of generic โ€œmotivationalโ€ quotes, one after the other.

TheDuckOnQuack ยท 174 points ยท Posted at 16:53:16 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

If you conceive an idea, and you believe in yourself you can achieve anything!

kiongozi_mtu ยท 90 points ยท Posted at 17:35:37 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Conceive, believe, achieve, shut the fuck up you're making a fool out yourself

Nero89 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 20:23:38 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I am Samurai. Youโ€™re just an average bloke.

yadda1111 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:02:14 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

He does gave that Luke Rockhold look...

TheyCallHimPaul ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:57:24 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

That "I'm a douche and I think no one else realizes it but they definitely do" face?

just_a_timetraveller ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:00:37 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Grew to love Bisping throughout his career. Even ended up buying his book

StaaaaaanDarsh ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 17:48:05 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Put your mind to it! Pain is weakness leaving the body.

whingingcackle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:03:06 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Pain is my foot in your ass, Marie! Also,

THEYโ€™RE MINERALS, MARIE!

StaaaaaanDarsh ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:22:39 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

They're rocks, Hank...

[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:58:42 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Oh i also forgot, your dad needs to be worth millions

colt_stonehandle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:06 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Now go out there and be the ball and throw yourself.

rileyhemp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:12 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

With the right investors aka daddy

keeleon ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 17:56:29 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)*

Abd children will eat it up because he appears to have a big house and drive a fancy car. Do these guys not realize the only people theyre impressing is children?

Mudders_Milk_Man ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 18:25:56 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

They make money from sponsorships, and some of them scam their followers 8nto buying "How 2 get rich lime me" guides.

Athelis ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:01:46 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

They make money by being born and handed everything.

Mudders_Milk_Man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:18 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Well, yes.

ricosmith1986 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:08:39 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I feel like this bubble had been about to pop for years. Youtube found out that 40% of their subscribers (that they know about) lied about their age and are actually younger than they said. It's hard to correlate ads and sponsorships with increases in sales, and I think the whole advertisment money propping up the internet is an over-valued charade. If the majority of a creator's demo is kids under 14 they don't have money of their own, what is that really worth?

[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:00:23 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Mom buy me this. Mom buy me this. Mom i saw a youtube ad buy me this. Mom come on buy me this item. Mom you don't understand i need it so [insert millionaire who screams into webcam] gets a cut. Mom use code DunkeysBalls for 10% off. Mom mom mom mom mom mom

Fine ill buy you nord vpn

CSIHoratioCaine ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:44:51 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Alot still. Just to other people. Sugar cereal Ads and nerf guns still support all those children's channels. They will just not be I front of Tai Lopez Lamborghini account videos.

WaffleSeriously ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 16:48:17 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Time is money, my dude

TheAlGler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:42 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

You just described the job of the modern CEO unfortunately.

Koolaidolio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:33 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

We should call it Tai Lopezing.

SaltySpitoonHowTough ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:36 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Take cold showers, outwork the completion, wake up at 4am

Chaoughkimyero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:03 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Sounds like a CEO

Dean_Pe1ton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:49 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

But did you know money is time and thus invaluable?

Jrandres99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:38:18 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

If you care for what is outside, what is inside cares for you.

fuckfcbauerninzest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:43:05 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

"Waking up at 5 am in the morning. In my opinion it gives me a head start"

literaly sounds like something Peggy Hill would write in her advise column

[deleted] ยท 3074 points ยท Posted at 11:28:56 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

My man here has to do the tedious task of eating while answering emails

navin__johnson ยท 1478 points ยท Posted at 16:38:18 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I think itโ€™s hilarious and quite revealing that he used that as an example of โ€œmulti-tasking. Thatโ€™s like bragging about chewing gum and walking at the same time

davidhluther ยท 117 points ยท Posted at 20:38:39 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

โ€œTime is money, so I read emails and eat my salad for ten minutes and then spend thousands filming high production videos of me doing nothing but working out and wasting time.โ€

Sheruk ยท 109 points ยท Posted at 23:03:11 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

This guy wakes up at "5am" with the sun fully up, and then by the time he finishes getting dressed after his shower, its time for lunch..

What has this mfer been doing for 6-7 hours prior to lunch?

RMT_Dude ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 06:50:35 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Looking at pictures of himself eating salad.

2meinrl1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:29:06 on December 24, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

You mean tossing salad?

DirtyWizardsBrew ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 07:44:48 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Masturbating...? Crying? You know come to think of it, probably both simultaneously, because he prides himself on being such a multitasker.

Couchpotato1999 ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 07:48:11 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

He is building his brands. He has 5 brands. Usually people find it hard to just build 1 brand, but he has 5 brands.

justdownvote ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:41:07 on December 26, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Mmm yeah, whatcha gonna do with those brands, huh? You gonna multitask with those brands? Mmm I bet you are.

Scrumptical ยท 295 points ยท Posted at 18:32:10 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I can exercise my mouth and my legs. If you can do both at the same time, then that's just making good time. You're always having to look where you can value-add to your routine and synergise those parts of the body that may be used independently.

l1zardLover ยท 110 points ยท Posted at 18:33:53 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I bet you've got a pretty good resumรฉ dude lol

Scrumptical ยท 214 points ยท Posted at 18:45:13 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

My body is my resumรฉ. That's why I'm always at the gym getting it updated.

[deleted] ยท 141 points ยท Posted at 18:56:46 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

OMG, I'm going to get this tattoo! And then when I'm in the emergency room some day they're going to look at this tattoo and determine that I'm just not worth saving.

Felinski ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 19:07:50 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

lmao

thegr8mak ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 20:19:09 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
jonnygreen22 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:50:10 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

tattoo could read like 'upgrade in progress' and have an image of a human body or something

Undead-Eskimo ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 20:06:53 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I donโ€™t know if this is ironic cringe or plain slick, well done

mjohnson741 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:22:52 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

It's definitely slick

TheObviousChild ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 19:28:47 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I totally respect how you are proactively recalibrating the paradigm!

duuubs22 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:50:22 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I read that in his voice

etaveras19 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:40:44 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Sounds like something Kyrie would say

KillPhilBill ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:04:48 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I dont like to chew gum or walk. I do both.

stratosfearinggas ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:52:35 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Pornstars do that when they ride cowgirl and give a blowjob at the same time.

koolaidistheshit ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 18:41:49 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I can breathe and blink all at once, watch out mother fuckers.

SweetConcentrate7505 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:02:23 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks Now Iโ€™m manually breathing and blinking

Boring_Life_12 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:33:22 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Actually now that you mention that...I have zero memories of me walking and chewing gum, I'm always seated when chewing gum. Lol. Wtf. My brain is going crazy. Wtf.

OV3NBVK3D ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:12:00 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

My favorite part is that it literally showed him staring at a screensaver of two expensive cars while he was trying to intently โ€œfocusโ€ on his โ€œworkโ€.

This whole video was a dramatic way to flex on people too stupid to realize heโ€™s just coasting through life on easy. Waking up at 5am to work out and shower literally means nothing lmao

showermilk ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:57:02 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Must be nice to only have to answer emails at meal times and not, idk, all the time?

ZanderClause ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:15:35 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Humble brag but I can pat my head and rub my tummy. Iโ€™m kind of a big deal.

DirtyWizardsBrew ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:47:00 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Eh, that's only impressive if you can do it counter clockwise. I knew some guy that tried to do it one time and...long story short: he broke his hand and lost his house.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:13:00 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Yea, without any embellishment too; it is literally as simple a task lol

wRyanEmeryw ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:35:14 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Lol

mbelf ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:39:20 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down. Do you chew once, take a step, then chew again? Or are we talking about pushing the gum against your teeth manually with your fingers?

BrassBass ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:33:59 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I tried to walk and chew bubblegum once. God forgive me, I tried.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ krampfen ยท 572 points ยท Posted at 11:33:10 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

it's great that if you look at his laptop screen in that shot he's clearly just looking at his desktop wallpaper.

mechorive ยท 88 points ยท Posted at 17:59:16 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Even better since he put such an emphasis on not ever wasting time!

Your on a video shoot and you need your laptop open for the shot? Better not waste time and use this as a moment to check your emails!

chandr ยท 110 points ยท Posted at 17:45:27 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Benefit of the doubt on that point: I could easily see someone not wanting to leave actual emails opened for a video. But. Could have easily used a dummy account or just left it open to a blank new email page. Or censored the screen.

themaninthesea ยท 98 points ยท Posted at 18:17:06 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Nah, it definitely went like, โ€œOkay, open your computer and look like youโ€™re doing business stuff, for business, โ€˜cause youโ€™re an entrepreneur or something. Brands.โ€

MakeSomeDrinks ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 19:41:09 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

A lot of them. Five of them to be exact.

willy--wanka ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 22:24:26 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Which anyone would think is INSANE

qi1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:30:37 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

You just have bad time management. With good time management, I'm able to balance everything perfectly.

miniature-rugby-ball ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:52:08 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Thatโ€™s insane!

chandr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:04:05 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Probably. And, probably could have at least opened excel or something. At the same time though I don't ever expect anyone to actually leave work open on a screen in a video

omgasnake ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:02:49 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I know someone who runs a business of the same stature as ESTLS, same product, same demographic, similar income, same age. He says 99% of it is automated. There are essentially no emails to check.

SnapshotHeadache ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:10 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

If you closely, it's the sign in page so he's not even at his desktop.

leetality ยท 78 points ยท Posted at 18:13:17 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
lock_IT_tf_UP ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 19:45:15 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

People like you are the reason I look at reddit comments. Thank you for your service.

leetality ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 00:17:28 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I try bro I try. Right after my 5am workout and before my email lunch. ๐Ÿ‘Š

Mx5Moogly ยท 232 points ยท Posted at 18:02:18 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

You joke but i grew up in an extremely affluent community and my father and the people who work in his circle talk about answering emails while drinking a coffee as if they are doing the most back breaking labour in the entire world. Step aside, dudes who manually clean human waste out of sewers in India - Rich dudes had to show up to work and answer emails!!!!

MoistGrannySixtyNine ยท 158 points ยท Posted at 18:40:11 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I grew up lower middle class and my pops was a foreman for a government construction company. This MF would wake up every day at 4:30 am and come home at 7 pm. Well into his 50s, he went up ladders and dragged shit 3 stories up to renovate military bases and bridges and never once did he miss a day or complain. His work put me through law school and now I'm another soulless corporate drone.

To compare that kind of work to me being slammed with emails all day is a slap in the face to men like him.

Undead-Eskimo ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 20:11:28 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah well maybe your dad should have been waking up earlier and coming home later, cus I lived in a rat hole of a barracks when I was in. Kidding, that sounds really tough, your dad sounds awesome.

[deleted] ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 19:27:42 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

A large part of my job involves sending emails to lots of different people and to be fair answering emails can be effortless or it can be like walking through minefield. You could say Obama just chitchatted with people all day and it would be technically true but definitely doesn't convey the pressure and stress.

Mx5Moogly ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:49:39 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

See here another great example, wherein a person who says sending emails is "part of" their job compares the difficulty and stress level to being the president of the united states.

No one thinks CEOs just chit chat man, we're saying sending emails that you have to think about before you write (omg imagine thinking before you speak how outrageous.) isn't the same kind of seriously taxing work as true hard labor like the construction foreman job /u/MoistGrannySixtyNine described up above.

Never-On-Reddit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:23:25 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

If everyone were good at it, more people would be running successful companies. Redditors seem convinced that CEOs just get their jobs at random, barely work, and contribute nothing substantial. It's delusional.

aphex732 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:17:50 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I have a buddy who develops commercial real estate and constantly complains about how he works 12 hour days and gets hundreds of emails a day. Guy is legitimately worth tens of millions of dollars.

His 12 hour day is checking a few emails in the morning, screwing around in his home office for a while, going out to lunch, and happy hour at 5 followed by dinner, then a few emails.

Probably 2 hours a day of real work.

po-handz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:30:33 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Right?? Like think about how much you have to use your brain when cleaning shit out of sewers. Anyone who can do that AND multi-task is a true hero!

Emails are so easy lmao. Just slap your face on the keyboard and hit send. Literally no further nuance than that. No way there could have been anything remotely challenging in there hahhahha

Ehdelveiss ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:30:44 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™m a software engineer and every time someone says theyโ€™re doing emails as work it just blows my mind. Like, wait, writing emails is an option vs me over here smashing my head against the desk trying to solve an impossible problem? AND you get paid almost the same as me?! Where the fuck do I sign up??

baileyshero ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 22:27:29 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

That kind of works for everything though. Watch:

My job requires manual labor so whenever I hear someone gets to just sit on a computer solving problems all day and gets paid more Iโ€™m like woah sign me up!

Ehdelveiss ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:33:24 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Good point

KingFisherDutch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:58:31 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

The sort of mails I send regularly can make the difference between bankrupcy/losing a lot of money and gaining a lot.

The amount of thinking about the wording, attachments and legal stances is at times insane. There often is a shitload of research required as well.

Currently there is a case about emergency care for 400k people after January 1th 2021 on my desk. Do you have any idea about the pressure involved, trying to achieve decent care for so many people? Trust me, a LOT of troubleshooting as well.

Sending emails can truly be exhausting - not physically but mentally. It isn't making easy money under those circumstances.

Yakhov ยท 74 points ยท Posted at 17:47:33 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

please stop giving these people your money. it's appalling how little they produce or give back to society. I'm looking at you Kardashian Kulture fans.

lastdazeofgravity ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 18:39:06 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

i do more in an hour than this guy does in a month....yet i'm paid pennies

miniature-rugby-ball ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 00:53:53 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Have you tried getting up a 5am with your hair already done?

TheRedU ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:49:01 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Hell yeah. Brb gotta donate more to rice gum and the Paul brothers so they can keep making more hilarious videos!

Singleservingfriendx ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 16:40:57 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

*more like flagging spam mail

tequilasauer ยท 135 points ยท Posted at 17:42:54 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I wake up at 5:30 in the morning and I'm in office by 6:30. I work till usually 7 at night sometimes later, usually skipping or eating lunch at my desk. It's South Florida real estate, so I also usually work weekends. I used to play tennis and run, but since gaining some success, I basically work all the time. Gained a ton of weight and I drink and play video games late at night because it's the only time the phone isn't ringing. I wish I could find whatever secret successful career this guy has where he can just fart around all day having 3 lunches and working out all the time.

gangangangangan ยท 188 points ยท Posted at 17:57:47 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

His secret is rich parents

droidloot ยท 79 points ยท Posted at 20:18:58 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Well, seeing as he failed to mention anything about the struggles he overcame to succeed, I think thatโ€™s likely. He comes off like every other narcissist on social media. He presents a perfect looking life and claims to have an enlightened approach to achieving it. Imagine what he paid to have this hot garbage produced and how he must have agonized over and micromanaged the editing. People are people. They have embarrassments, make stupid mistakes, have lonely wanks in the shower, and struggle with anxiety and self confidence. Itโ€™s the human condition. To deny your foibles is to deny your humanity.

gangangangangan ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 22:50:54 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Well said! When I saw โ€˜24 year old CEOโ€™, my mind immediately thought that thereโ€™s some nepotism involved.

Tyko_3 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 21:32:29 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

foibles

I love that word

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:05:21 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

He comes off like every other narcissist on social media. He presents a perfect looking life and claims to have an enlightened approach to achieving it.

so true just has this desperate need to come across as some smart successfull person to draw a line inbetween him and litteraly every other social media narcissist but just makes himself look like one in the proccess lol

navin__johnson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:22:06 on December 25, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

โ€œThe first step is making sure you are pulled from the right crotchโ€

evil_con_carne ยท 60 points ยท Posted at 17:52:31 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

His secret is to look pretty on YT and get paid to shill products and services during his videos which are pretty much just advertisements with brief content breaks

tequilasauer ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 18:06:50 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, I know it's just phony influencer BS, but it bugs me that this is hocked to people as what success looks like and obviously it's creating this culture of a bunch of do-nothings faking it and never making it.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:50:43 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Funny thing is, appearance wise he looks average, he's just rich

shakaman_ ยท 79 points ยท Posted at 17:52:12 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

NGL that sounds awful. You are not successful by any measure if that's your day to day.

MoistGrannySixtyNine ยท 55 points ยท Posted at 18:50:31 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

The success of an American man is measured by how much money and assets he acquires by the time he strokes out/heart attacks and can bequeath to his children (that resent him for never being around due to work) after his death.

shakaman_ ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:55:13 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Then I guess I am wrong and this guy is very successful!

tequilasauer ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 18:05:59 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)*

You're right, I'm not. I have a great wife who puts up with it, and it seems great, and I'm making a lot of money which I've used to buy nice things (I'm a tech nerd and a watch guy, so there's that) but I'm nearing 40 and I'll be dead by 50 at this rate.

TheRandom6000 ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 18:15:35 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I used to have a job like that. Lots of money, and no time to enjoy the money. I am glad I left, even though I studied years for it. Kudos to your wife! It's tough for her, I am sure.

tequilasauer ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:19:38 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

It is def tough for her. She doesn't have to work, and she takes care of me. We're also trying to kids so that's on its way, but I'm really never here. Like even working from home right now, I'm basically checked out and constantly either mentally pre-occupied or just tired.

MoistGrannySixtyNine ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 18:55:01 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

You're a mensch and I bet a ton of people are proud of you. But maybe, for once, you should start thinking about yourself, king.

tequilasauer ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:33:10 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I appreciate the kind words, MoistGrannySixtyNine, haha. Truly though, appreciate it. Still feel like I'm figuring all of this out. Something definitely has to change, one way or the other.

TheRandom6000 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:48:07 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Good luck to you, mate. And make sure you'll have enough time for the kids. :)

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:05:30 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Kind of weird to have a stay at home wife with no kids lol. Like what does she do all day?

tequilasauer ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:13:42 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I'm a mess and basically contribute nothing to the household duties. She does everything. And also.....I kinda look at giving her this time now as a downpayment in the marriage considering kids are coming in the near future. Trying to be a good husband here, haha.

Undead-Eskimo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:15:53 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Youโ€™re a real provider and maybe a good way to look at it is youโ€™re working hard now so you can save money and have time for your kids later when you have them

fellowhomosapien ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:49:14 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Nice job making that change. Bet it was hard

TheRandom6000 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:20:14 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

It was actually easier than I first thought. I worked through a burnout once, and really didn't feel like doing it again. More annoying were the people telling me I'd be stupid for giving up such a career. But that is well in the past now. :)

sharinganuser ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:30:34 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Better than my job - none of the time and none of the money. Count your blessings, I'd say.

davecm010 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:27 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Medicine?

TheRandom6000 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:09:20 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Law.

whiteboy1190 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:26:03 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Seriously, that high stress life will take a toll. A good friend of my family was involved in real estate and made a ton of money, but was constantly working and stressed. He had a stroke and died in his early 50s, leaving behind a wife and two kids. Of course Iโ€™m not saying this will happen to you, but your situation reminded me of him.

The money is nice, but you canโ€™t take it with you.

tequilasauer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:30:22 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

It's what I'm worried about. Truly.

shakaman_ ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:21:37 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

What the fuck is the point. At least your watch will look great on your corpse. Incredible.

Keep slaving away and keep consuming

tequilasauer ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:29:30 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I don't think you realize how little those things I buy are impacting my income, they're more just to feel nice about the work I'm putting in. The money I'm making is less for nice things and more for saving because I'm worried my industry is going off a cliff in the next year. I can give you raw numbers if you want, but trust me, my main focus is paying down my mortgage, putting money away, and preppign for a potential baby down the road.

shakaman_ ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:48:08 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Good luck mate, I wish you nothing but the best. But it doesn't sound like a good life.

You said "I'm making a lot of money which I've used to buy nice things " so its only reasonable to assume you're using your money to buy nice things.

tequilasauer ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:53:46 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I only mentioned that because it's referencing the veneer of success, buying nice things. To really phrase it from the right perspective, it's more like this. I am working 80-85 hours a week, and I haven't had a day off since Christmas of last year, that's not an exaggeration. I work Sat and Sun, every weekend. I went to Disney for 3 days recently and was in the hotel working 90% of the time, but I just needed to get out of the house.

You work these long weeks, and feel everythign deteriorating, just trying to put as much away as possible and save, and build equity in your house. But along the way, you're nearing a nervous breakdown, you NEED to make this money to feel real. It has to manifest somehow. So maybe you have a hobby, or 2, maybe it's cooking, or woodworking. So what are you going to do? Buy the best tools or cookware you can, using it feels like you've achieved something. Your'e still saving plenty, but you also get a few nice things for yourself on occasion. You're not working hard to buy shit, you're working hard for the future, but buying shit keeps you from losing your grip. It's hard to explain, but I hope that makes sense.

shakaman_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:01:15 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I get you, that makes sense. Thanks a lot for being so open, particularly when I'm being so judgy. I definitely know what you mean - you work hard so of course you deserve to spend some money.

I just wish you the best of luck. Lots of people in the developed world work <40 hours, and live happy fulfilling lives on decent wages. At some point it might be worth putting effort into achieving that rather than into your current path. I hope that makes sense - I am much younger than you and probably naive. I work ~37.5 hours and not a minute more (most often less), with ~30 days holiday a year, and I live comfortably. Not rich, but decent savings and I have no complaints.

Good luck mate!

tequilasauer ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:09:31 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Appreciate it, I also wanted to put it out there because a few people I think are getting the impression that I'm just like loading myself up with trinkets and then saying life is so tough as a humblebrag.

For sure, whatever is your peace at the end of the day is what matters. It sounds on a lot of levels like you're much better off than I am.

blastroid ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:58:12 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Out of curiosity, why do you think your industry is going off a cliff in the next year? Market trends, disruptive technologies/competitions (Redfin/Zumper/Zillow etc.), or something else?

tequilasauer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:02:10 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

No, if anything, being in South Florida, we have a TON of Northeasterners moving to Florida. Moreso than ever before, people just getting out of NY and NJ. I dont' want this to be political, and it's not a judgement of anyone, but we've shut down the economy for close to a year and who knows how long this will continue? The number of applications I take from people who are seriously in debt, or on unemployment, or were laid off months ago, it's enough to scare me. I feel like every industry will feel tremors from the quake that this virus has cause. Maybe nothing happens and I'm totally wrong, but I want to be safe anyway.

derpotologist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:20:49 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I just switched jobs to stack more and retire early. I've decided it was too much of a trade off... I'm not enjoying the present

Would be nice to find a balance but if it's between the two... I could get hit by a bus. I'd rather slow down and work a few more years

Also it's destroying my physical and mental health lol

casalex ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:19:24 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

So these nice things you buy are costing you your success and your wife has to put up with it? But you have toys and status symbol jewelry. Certainly this post sums up everything wrong with the cultural expectations of you?

tequilasauer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:27:29 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I wouldn't look at it that way. I would look at it more like I'm buying back my sanity at this point. I'm trying to sock as much away as I can because I am pretty sure my industry (mortgages) is going to seriously recede in the next year or so. But, while socking all of this away, I also am probably nearing a serious meltdown. And at this point, weekend trips to Disney, a nice watch, and a new tech gadget are physical representations to me that I'm doing well. And the next counter would be "well just buy less and you can work less." These things are really not denting my income all that much.

Truly my wife is not someone pressuring me for this. She likes to thrift, cook, and do DIY craft shit. It's me.

gangangangangan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:13 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Grinding now to be secure later is a grueling feat. Sounds like you are doing right by your future family. Itโ€™s commendable.

casalex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:41 on January 5, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Then you can solve it, right?

CaptainSprinklefuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:51 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Downsize and "retire" to something you actually enjoy?

Govind_the_Great ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:24 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
ghigoli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:11:54 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

but I'm nearing 40 and I'll be dead by 50 at this rate.

that's the spirit!

breakup7532 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:57:24 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

buy bitcoin and quit being a wage slave

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:01:12 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

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shakaman_ ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:23:15 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

IMO its poor decision making to have a horrible 20 years of your life for the chance at delayed gratification. You can enjoy your 20s and 30s and still set yourself up well. Most people who say they are 'grinding' for a better future are just living a shitty life and have come up with an excuse for it.

ISawHimIFoughtHim ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 18:14:03 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Yes, but at what cost?

Overwhelming odds are, you're not going to make Bill Gates money anytime soon. You will never be as healthy, attractive, free, energetic or frankly young as you used to be in your 20s and 30s.

What's the point of throwing all that away for the chance of driving a slightly more expensive car by the time you have half a foot in the grave, and your kids are the ones enjoying your money?

theone_2099 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:29:02 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Itโ€™s not about buying expensive things. Itโ€™s about retiring early. Eg stop working at 35 or 40.

microwave333 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:52 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, sacrificing their parents money.

faguzzi ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:55:26 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Not really. Any sort of elite entry program like analysts at a BB, PhD students, etc. are going to have a similar schedule. Just like mediocrity is okay for you, not being at the top isnโ€™t okay for them. Not really your place to define success by your own preferences.

shakaman_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:03:52 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Literally have a PhD but OK mate

th-grt-gtsby ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:15:18 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

just fart around all day having 3 lunches

Lmao. Wish I could give you gold for this sentence alone.

Hyper31337 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:46:21 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Get a smaller house and donโ€™t work so damn much, or hire someone to help. Youโ€™re welcome.

tequilasauer ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:03:37 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I have a 330/mo Kia Cadenza and my house is 250K. My total DTI is probably somewhere in the low teens. These are literally my only debts.

There's a lot that goes into my thinking, but I'm trying to put as much away as I can. Who knows how long this all lasts? The economy feels like when Wile E Coyote goes off a cliff and he doesn't know he's fucked until he looks down and sees the ground is gone. So I'm aggressively paying down my mortgage as much as possible, and keeping low debt. I've thought about bringing more people on, but it feels like overhead at this point at a time when that might not be a great idea.

AMICUS_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:45:39 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™m a loan officer but you basically just described my life exactly. Hmu if you wanna play some games, haha.

tequilasauer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:48:57 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Haha I'm an LO as well for a direct lender, but the term loan officer, people seem to understand what that is less than "mortgage broker." So I usually tell them mortgage broker. It's been a brutal year, and last year as well. I'm sure you're in the same boat, I never felt like it could ever be "too much" but it's definitely getting there.

AMICUS_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:53:38 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I work for a direct lender as well....Itโ€™s truly the best problem to have, right? Too much business is drinking from a water hose right now....I feel ya though....itโ€™s been rough but not for the same reasons that the rest of the economy is dealing with. Iโ€™m up in the northwest and our market just wonโ€™t stop...I feel terrible for a lot of my friends dealing with the pandemic and their struggles...

tequilasauer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:24:42 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, that's the thing right? I keep reminding myself how lucky I am. So many people hurting, I have to keep pushing and getting while the getting is good, because we are SO lucky to be here. But boy, after 9 straight months of 80+ hour weeks, I'm on the brink!

Hyper31337 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:05:52 on December 21, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

80+ hour weeks? I know itโ€™s not physical labor like my job, but thatโ€™s impossible to sustain for that length of time. God speed my man, and please for the love of god, at least drink a shit load of water and eat some half-way decent food.

tequilasauer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:25:16 on December 21, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, I hydrate a ton. I was a big runner and tennis player for a good portion of my life, so that's like ingrained into me at this point. It's the food and alcohol part where I hurt. But yeah, not physical labor, which I try to tell myself as motivation to keep pushing, because I'm just sitting and making phone calls and on a computer.

IdahoGrown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:05 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

only way an entrep lives, dude. See you on Dota2

po-handz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:39 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

College degree in non useless field will literally get you 90% of the way there

I know, it's so 'secret' how do people figure it out?

tequilasauer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:22:38 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)*

I know pretty intimate financial details about people, in all sorts of non-useless fields, and in South Florida, which is a fairly high-income area, comparatively. I typed out more and deleted it, but suffice to say, I guess it all depends on what your definition financial success is. I can tell you, we do A LOT of transactions so I see a lot of W2s, 1120s, 1040s, P&Ls, etc. and not very many people I've seen are making 3-lunch, lambo money.

po-handz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:03:34 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

No I hear you man, lambo money not realistically gonna happen. BUT 99% of the comments her are some sob story bullshit talking about how hard they work and it's still impossible to make ends meet. No one cares how hard you work if you're working at shoveling shit.

Creativity, efficiency, hard work, experience - you gotta have it all, but it's not 'secret'. People out hear doing menial task based work for the bare minimum 40hrs thinking they deserve more than the bare minimum when their job is gonna be outsource our replaced by a robot within 5 years are delusional. People treat financial responsibility, an actual CAREER and still having time for family/excersize/fun as something impossible to achieve and it's bullshit

I'm a data scientist and yeah, some times all I do in a work day is eat, procrastinate and run just to have that 100k idea pop into my head at 10pm. That's what I'm hired for... People acting like CEO's don't deserve to get fucking PAID when a SINGLE wrong decision and 500 people gonna be out of work when the company goes bankrupt are also delusional.

alovelyhobbit21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:39:46 on December 31, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Tbh this sounds awful even with what seems like a decent salary for you.

J03SChm03OG ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:10:09 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Dude that's a full day right there! And don't forget he showered in cold water as well. Absolute unit. I mean how does he find he time?

ShrimpCrackers ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:00:50 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Did you see his magnificent display of answering emails while doing other tasks? If only normal people were able to do that. He was even working out while answering calls and listening to podcasts and shit. It's like, this guy is a multitasking marvel.

Man, poor people need to wake up. If this guy can drive his Lambo to work while answering calls on his bluetooth headset, then of course poor people stay poor doing whatever singular task they do while this CEO does the real back-breaking work. /s

kaboom_2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:58:45 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
shitpostcastigator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:55 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Then going on a drive in his Lambo.

theseleadsalts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:02 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

This is an example of multi-tasking, something that regular people are expected to do every waking second of every day.

ryanvsrobots ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:39 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Hey man those phishing links aren't going to click themselves.

muggsybeans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:20 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

He's ambidextrous! Shoving shit in his mouth with one hand and spewing it out with the other.

StuartMichaelThomas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:59:46 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

There were just pictures of cars on the laptop. No email.

andmemakesthree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:18:41 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Right? Fork in one hand, phone in the other, eating and typing emails is nothing nowadays

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:42 on January 9, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

This guy's a joke

Strigolactone ยท 2944 points ยท Posted at 14:56:02 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)*

I know this video was packed with info so a quick recap:

0- Wake up @ 5 AM (Actually 11:30 AM) with the sun shining brightly through the window

1- Morning Run

2- Shower

3- Lunch

4- Also Lunch, but answering emails

5- Evening workout (EDIT: And a second shower of course!)

6- Unwind by driving his foreign sports car, (EDIT: while also analyzing important markets!)

7- Relax at the end of the day at a cocktail bar

Jam-packed day for sure.

PlatypusWeekend ยท 1072 points ยท Posted at 16:12:16 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Hm... I usually do my evening workout after driving my foreign sports car. Maybe thatโ€™s why Iโ€™m not successful. Great advice.

xDevon ยท 118 points ยท Posted at 18:29:50 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I see your issue, Imo its more efficient to do the tedious task of answering emails whilst driving my foreign car

jskilletbag ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 19:48:11 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Also cocktails

noctis89 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:04:12 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

That's how to be a CEO's wife.

MemoryWipe123321 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:37:44 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Cocktail in one hand, smart phone in the other, butler driving foreign sports car for me.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:23 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

You look like such a loser in that Ferrari bro. Work harder and get a Lamborghini/s

Mneutral ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:54:17 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I like to drive while enjoying my second lunch and usually do my market analysis + client management while I sleep to free up extra time for 3rd and/or 4th lunches later in the afternoon!

elmirbuljubasic ยท 69 points ยท Posted at 16:59:58 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I do my emails with launche before launch, that's my problem

MCBMCB77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:38 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I do my emails whilst driving my foreign sports car. Has caused a few problems

fb39ca4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:16:52 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I used to do my emails whilst driving my foreign sports car, but now I'm doing my 10 years behind prison bars.

cochlearist ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 18:17:36 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I usually eat more than one meal a day.

I'm not very successful.

GromScream-HellMash ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 20:19:21 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Loser YouTube stars would tell you to combine 3 meals into 1.

I'm here telling you something even more big brain, eat all 21 meals for the week on Sunday!!

cochlearist ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:32:34 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Neat trick, thanks man!

I'll be a millionaire this time next year with this one neat trick!

__TIE_Guy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:24:20 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Chad's will call it OMAD

lastdazeofgravity ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:42:10 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

yea, i only got a Toyota. Need a Lambo to get that raise.

dgblarge ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:23:05 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I start my days with cocktails then do my emails. Knew I was doing something wrong.

kcufo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:33 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I walk the dog after driving my beat up Honda Accord. Goes without saying, I am a complete failure at being cool like this guy.

ermir2846sys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:14 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

You and me both buddy

lookitschucknorris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:45 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

So hold up, youโ€™re saying if I vaguely manage five brands (which most would think is impossible) I could be a millionaire???

heydirtybabyigotyour ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:20:34 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I drive my North American car and it breaks down on the side of the road so I get fucked

TechExpert2910 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:16:16 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Lmao! You deserve an award for that laugh haha

Slamsdell ยท 199 points ยท Posted at 17:40:01 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

he runs and showers for 7 hours lmao

DGer ยท 109 points ยท Posted at 18:41:19 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Don't forget the part where he changes into different T Shirts. That's essential to success.

Xata27 ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 21:32:24 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

T Shirts tucked into chinos.

chairfairy ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:15:37 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Tucked into slacks (that was evening). The chinos were untucked (that was lunch)

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:23:12 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

What an utterly pompous behaviour.

It's funny, the rich mock the poor for kissing ass but the rich kiss ass much harder than the poor by believing there's some form of hidden class that elevates your status and most importantly... Likeability.

There's taking a yard and taking a mile, rich people take a mile then become poor. All the while the other rich all think it's the next best

derpotologist ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:17:01 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

What non-wealthy people don't understand is it's not about the t-shirt is about showing your abs

Secrets to success

stunts002 ยท 259 points ยท Posted at 16:12:44 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

In other words, the kind of easy day most adults wish they could have on a weekend lol.

huskytogo ยท 103 points ยท Posted at 20:41:27 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

This guy has a morning run and a shower before noon lmao that's like the easiest half of a day ever

Michamus ยท 89 points ยท Posted at 20:57:58 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Hey man, he said he's managing FIVE BRANDS! He said most people can't even manage one!

TheForanMan ยท 71 points ยท Posted at 21:16:48 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah! But donโ€™t expect him to tell you a single detail about how he manages them all. He wants you to think heโ€™s super busy and valuable when in reality his companies literally run themselves because, you know, employees.

Mdizzle29 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:52:20 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Then run themselves because itโ€™s his parents company

[deleted] ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 21:25:27 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)*

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Michamus ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 22:10:32 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Who knows. But there's FIVE! FIVE!

mully_and_sculder ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 00:42:10 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

He's managing his brand on facebook, instagram, twitter, snapchat, and twitch.

Alanislegend ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:45:11 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Itโ€™s provocative. It gets the people going!

chairfairy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:16:13 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

You mean like what you heat up and stick onto cows?

rondell_jones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:11:28 on December 26, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

His Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, LinkedIn, Snapchat, and SoundCloud

ColourfulFunctor ยท 159 points ยท Posted at 16:50:47 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

So what kind of company is he the CEO of? Surely โ€œsuccessfulโ€ CEOs, i.e. ones that can afford foreign sports cars, do more than answer emails for work everyday. And no, Iโ€™m not watching his other videos to find this information.

Also why shower before working out?

25russianbear25 ยท 281 points ยท Posted at 18:22:01 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Hes the CEOs of his dads trust fund that was set up for him. He sells "get rich" courses

R0b0tJesus ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 20:21:47 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

He's rich, so the classes must work. Right? How do I sign up?

CanhotoBranco ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 01:22:09 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
  1. Sign up for "free" courses about getting rich

  2. Learn that the real secret to getting rich is revealed in the $5000 course

  3. Pay $5000 to learn the secret

  4. The secret is to create a course that idiots will pay $5000 for

Danoco99 ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 20:58:53 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I don't know, how old are you? Whatever it is, you're that late to signing up to that kind of life.

CSIHoratioCaine ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 23:41:59 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

You sign up at birth. By being born into the money.

gmick ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:19:26 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
  1. Be born into a rich family.
  2. Outlive your parents.

Now get out there and do it! You owe me $10k.

ChocoBoy50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:24 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I donโ€™t like this guy either but donโ€™t spread lies. He actually is the CEO of his own clothing company. Most of his clothes sell out whenever he restocks and heโ€™s shown his huge warehouses. Iโ€™m assuming thatโ€™s how he became a millionaire.

brokeballerbrand ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:14:54 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Low-key used to like the guy back when he was smaller. He used to actually have good videos that were useful. But since he started getting brand deals every single video for the last 5 years was either an ad for his stuff or others, actually good information, like how to buy a suit, or what to look for in quality clothes has been buried

ChocoBoy50 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:21:13 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I feel like thatโ€™s true for most of these male fashion/grooming Youtubers. Based Zeus and Alpha M are the same as this guy. They just make videos to advertise brands.

THE_IRL_JESUS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:32:19 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Are you sure you aren't confusing him? This is the guy that runs a mens fashion YouTube channel and has a clothing company behind it (ESSNTLS)

randpaulsdragrace ยท 64 points ยท Posted at 17:54:14 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

He registered a company, therefore he's now a CEO. Money should be rolling in anytime now

Stimonk ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:25:36 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

He owns "manscaped" - a company that sells overpriced pubic hair trimming equipment (seriously). They do a lot of viral video ads. They're basically a dropshipper of cheap Aliexpress electric razors.

ISawHimIFoughtHim ยท -24 points ยท Posted at 18:20:56 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Umm, it kinda is lol. The dude is loaded.

I know somebody who worked with an ex-assistant of his; the dude's making legit money.

ColourfulFunctor ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 18:24:55 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Does he do any work besides answering emails?

ISawHimIFoughtHim ยท -41 points ยท Posted at 18:25:30 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

No, millions of dollars worth of merchandise produces, ships and sells itself.

Moron.

ColourfulFunctor ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 18:26:17 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Okay dude. I wasnโ€™t being sarcastic, I was legitimately curious whether this video was genuine.

ISawHimIFoughtHim ยท -22 points ยท Posted at 18:27:13 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

My bad.

Nah, the dude is legit. Check my other comment.

This video was a major misstep, but he really has started from the bottom.

captfonk ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 19:16:43 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™m sure you, I mean he, did.

english_gritts ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 20:20:17 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

From the bottom of his daddyโ€™s 8 figure net worth. What a true rags to riches story!!!

[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:09:57 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

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Ashaman21 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:15:07 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

lie made up by salty people on Reddit

Looks like it was all self-generated, so, yeah, this one. Never underestimate the ability of people to straight make up shit and state it as fact to make themselves feel better.

lastdazeofgravity ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:43:55 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

now i'm here

MoistGrannySixtyNine ยท 65 points ยท Posted at 19:17:23 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Never naming your company is the secret. Most CEOs would plaster the company name all over everything.

I bet the dude has a drop shipping business through Amazon or imports shitty trinkets through Alibaba.

[deleted] ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 19:57:40 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Seriously the best advice i was ever given was if they wont tell you the name of the company or the actual duties[no, self starter is not a description of duties] without getting antsy, its a scam

thelingeringlead ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:29:44 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I learned this in the least hard, hard way I could have invisioned. A regular customer of mine at the liquor store I was working at, asked me to meet her for an interview to work for her. She was stuck in Primerica, I later found out. On the surface she was successful. Until you factor in her husband with a pretty better-than-decent salary working a regular full-time job. She was so pleased with my customer service she wanted me to work for her. She invited me to a nice little restaurant for an interview and paid for lunch. My mother had warned me that the opportunity was fishy since she wouldn't tell me what she did or who she worked for before the "interview". I refused to believe this nice woman was that full of shit. About 15 minutes into her schpiel I realize she's full of shit and mom was right (what else is new?). I was deeply offended and upset about it. I refused to let her finish. A couple months later she comes into my liquor store reeking of booze but I wasn't the one to check her out and didn't get to say no. As she's leaving she gets into her car, parked in front of the building, throws it in drive, and very slowly drives into the building's stucco exterior. She did it slowly enough to cause very little damage beyond a few cracks, but I called the police as soon as she made contact with the building. They forced her to do field sobriety that was brought inside because the middle-aged white lady's feet got cold on the concrete, since they made her take off her giant heels. Got a call about a month later from the county court saying I needed to attend court on x date to testify against her. I never called them back, assuming I just had to show up and the message said nothing otherwise. Because I never called back, and neither did my co-worker, we weren't put on the docket for testimony(key at that) and she got to have her day in court without any witnesses beyond the officers. Never came back to our store, wonder why? lol

Undead-Eskimo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:29 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Holy shit, thatโ€™s rad. I need to know more the lore of this lady

squidmanwillie ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:58:57 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Itโ€™s esntls. Itโ€™s a clothing company that sells generic looking streetwear.

aesu ยท 96 points ยท Posted at 17:53:07 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Being a CEO usually means you own capital, are direct family or friends of someone who owns capital, or have worked your way up and stood out to someone who owns capital.

If you're 24 and a CEO it means one of the first two. Most CEOs just own stuff, or know someone who owns stuff. It doesn't require much work to collect rent payments every month. It's a way for trust fund kids to not have to say they're playboys.

zabobafuf ยท 63 points ยท Posted at 19:12:49 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Registers LLC for $50 in a cheap LLC state, now CEO of Zabos Giant Balls LLC. So much success.

Michamus ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 21:03:30 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I would argue that isn't actually a CEO. People calling themselves a CEO doesn't mean they are one. A CEO has specific roles in an organization. If they're not communicating with shareholders, creating a vision for the company, and evaluating the work of executive leaders, they're not really a CEO, they're a business owner. See, you can't be the Chief Executive Officer if there are no other executive officers.

zabobafuf ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:37:19 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I agree with you. Iโ€™m sure the guy in this video has employees and all that. Probably why he was on the phone so much.

LadyEmy5 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:26:47 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

You can, however, be the president of a company of 1

candygram4mongo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:49:08 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

It's funny, because a CEO is actually by default an employee, who is hired and fired by the board/shareholders.

chairfairy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:17:40 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

That's their point - that the title is meaningless without any more context than the video gives us

Michamus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:26:12 on December 21, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I wouldn't say misusing a title removes its meaning. I could call myself a Lieutenant General. That doesn't make the title meaningless. It'd just mean I'm either being deceptive or ignorant.

Also, when you form an LLC, the only titles the state recognizes are "Managing Member" or "Member." So, while you can use different titles (appropriately or not) at the end of the day, you actually only have one of those titles.

polo61965 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:09 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Hence, the phrase, "That ain't it chief"

stinky-french-cheese ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:05:02 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Do u need a cfo I have been told I am "upper management material"

evil_con_carne ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 19:39:30 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Which is why the CEO title doesn't mean shit unless it's a fortune 500 company and you were hired by and are accountable to a board of directors. Even CEO's like Elon Musk are a meme because he's the majority shareholder and could make a random homeless person CEO if he wanted

moonyoloforlife ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:03:26 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Ummm. Wtf are you talking about?

jcfac ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:15:51 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Even CEO's like Elon Musk are a meme because he's the majority shareholder

Musk owns like 20% of Tesla. Which is still a lot, but don't think he doesn't have to answer a BOD that he has no control over 80% of.

relationship_tom ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:37:24 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

He easily has what accountants call significant influence. He calls the shots.

evil_con_carne ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:14:58 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

That's still more than anybody else. The next 5 biggest investors combined don't even add up to 10%. SpaceX is an even bigger meme since he owns over 50%

If the CEO's of McDonald's or Coca-Cola pulled even a quarter of the shit Elon has pulled they would have gotten shitcanned immediately

jcfac ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:19:44 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

If the CEO's of McDonald's or Coca-Cola pulled even a quarter of the shit Elon has pulled they would have gotten shitcanned immediately

Remember when the CEO of McDonald's & Coca-Cola grew their company value by 700% in one year?

[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 23:35:25 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)*

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GuyInARoom ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 23:32:53 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Musk owns 21% of Tesla so heโ€™d probably be outvoted by the other 79% if he tried to make a random homeless person CEO

Ragecomicwhatsthat ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 18:40:54 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I find it funny that you use being a landlord to define an easy job. As a landlord, I work considerably more than you imply. I generally work every day, I drive around 45k miles a year, and there's always a fire to put out at one of my 30+ properties.

Now, I will grant its easier than working a factory job, but its not exactly EASY by any means.

aesu ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 18:50:28 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

why are you managing your own properties if you have 30+. Assuming each property is 100k+, you have 3 million assets. You could easily be making 3-4% while a property management firm does all the work for you. That's 120k a year, and you could set it up as capital gains, rather than income, saving you a significant chunk in tax.

A management firm will only take 1.5-3%, so it sounds like you're working extremely hard for an extra 80k or less, every year. Sounds like you should just be relaxing and living the life of riley on your 120k a year.

Ragecomicwhatsthat ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 19:40:48 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Because I'm 24 and considerably too young to retire.

I manage them and do the maintenance work myself. Keeps me busy, plus it distinguishes myself from the "playboys" you talk about.

I mean, yeah, I was born into wealth, as I saw you have as well. I try to make it my own way rather than take the easy way out.

But my average asset value is around 80k. Arkansas has cheap houses lol.

aesu ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:47:52 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

It still amounts to a hobby, though. If you own the capital outright, you really dont need to do any of that or "distinguish" yourself from the playboys. No one knows you're a playboy. Point is, you could set up a property management firm, with your properties as its assets, call yourself the CEO, and go and enjoy a life of luxury doing whatever you fancy.

TheAlGler ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:49:12 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Got started with a small loan of 500k?

ISawHimIFoughtHim ยท -13 points ยท Posted at 18:19:38 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Lol you're waaaay off base, to the point where I'm actually curious if you're a 13 year old pretending to know what he's talking about.

As cringy as the video may be, the dude isn't some trust fund baby. He's been putting up men's fashion videos for years, a lot of them fairly solid, and developing his own subscriber base. He then started adding clearly marked promoted content on his videos. Once he had earned enough from there, he started his own clothing brand. In fact, I believe his parents were flat broke while he was growing up.

As much as it sucks for an uneducated commie to here, the dude started from the bottom and made his own capital. What's your excuse?

aesu ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:37:02 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I was born into wealth and most of the people I know fit that picture. I'm glad this guy doesn't, but it doesn't change the reality that there are 9 propped up failsons for every 1 that is capable of building their own thing.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:03 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

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ISawHimIFoughtHim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:22 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Lol you literally said "here instead of here" while correcting me, thus proving how easy a mistake it is to make.

Besides, English is my third of four languages. How many do you speak, loser?

captfonk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:07 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)*

Youโ€™re so cool, I only speak commie swine.

Were you deprived of oxygen at birth or while blowing your dad for control of your own trust fund?

TheAlGler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:44 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

What's your excuse? Your net worth is obviously huge with such huge talk.

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:36:07 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)*

Fashion influencer / YouTuber. Hereโ€™s some info he put out. https://www.accesswire.com/560124/24-Year-Old-CEO-Generates-Over-1M-in-Sales-from-Viral-Video

Basically, professional celebrity. Which is great and all, but I wouldnโ€™t take his advice on productivity. Then again I wouldnโ€™t take my advice on productivity either.

reverends3rvo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:10:43 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Well, once you get this loaded as long as things are steadily successful you can do go a few different routes. You can work your ass off and get even more successful like Elon or you can delegate all of your tasks to a board and employees, pay them to work and just ride it out. Step in if things aren't working.

connectivity_problem ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 18:02:36 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

elon doesnt work as hard as he claims to you're just buying into his hype. his employees and engineers are the ones that actually do the work

-redrocket ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:09:58 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

You mean Elon doesn't build all his cars and rockets personally? What a fucking lazy ass.

tommycahil1995 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 18:23:32 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Personally busts unions though so not that lazy

reverends3rvo ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:46:55 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

He's not a particularly great person.

thinking_is_too_hard ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:51:40 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Morality aside, busting unions is hard work. There's a reason Walmart just says, "Fuck it, store's closed for good" every time a store unionize.

phyitbos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:48 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Your clearly not successful

ColourfulFunctor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:55:52 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™ve never been so insulted

GoogallyMoogally ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 17:41:57 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I run in the shower while eating lunch every day. That's MY problem. Gotta tweak the settings a bit and then blam! I'm rich. Thank you ๐Ÿ™

derpotologist ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:19:32 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Don't forget to brush your teeth. And masturbate

statiiic ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:11:51 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

That sounds more like "My Daddy is a CEO morning routine"

TRIKKDADDY ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:09:17 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Im eating a sausage Eggo waffle and cheese sandwich with a cup of coffee blended with sugar , eggnog and a hint of glazed cinnamon bun syrup. I worked twice as hard making my meal than this dude in one day.

EroticBurrito ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:35:03 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

foreign

Is buying domestically produced sports cars in some way less cringe?

lastdazeofgravity ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:41:38 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

he forgot the part where he does work

C00K1EM0n5TER ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:25:16 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

You missed second shower after evening workout.

Historicmetal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:38:37 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

You missed the important work of โ€œanalyzing marketsโ€ while heโ€™s driving his Lamborghini

MrBodenOfGaltron ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:53:58 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

See simply pour the cocktail into the oatmeal, bring the oatmeal on the drive, eat while driving and responding to emails with Siri.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:18:52 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

yeah I was comparing notes and it seems like really the main thing he's doing differently than most common folk is the second shower. I'll try to start adding that into my routine.

Stimonk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:23:55 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

You forgot the part where he talks about working in the morning & getting mundane emails out of the way - except the clip shows him just clicking around his desktop.

I looked him up and he started as a lifestyle blogger & owns manscaped - a shitty & overpriced hair trimmer aimed at trimming pubic hair.

The house he shows in this video appears to be rented off AirBnB. The car is very likely leased.

CactusBoyScout ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:03:34 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Also, driving in New York is almost never relaxing, lol. I say this as a New Yorker. Itโ€™s awful driving here. Why do you think most people take trains or cabs.

foxfai ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:43:58 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

It's probably more than Trump does all day.

SNZ935 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:51:18 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I am still confused by waking at 5 am with the sun I know there are different time zones and hemispheres but this seems to be NYC and not sure the sun is that bright at 5 am.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:22:11 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Between 2- Shower and 3- Lunch, he's on his phone.

Clearly this is where the B I S N I S S takes place.

esmifra ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:26:28 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I love the constant self praising as well throughout the video and how his definition of multitasking is "eating and sending emails" and how he must have at least 3 arms because I can't see how eating and answering emails properly is possible unless you are only reading them. But hey I'm not an entrepreneur with 5 brands I find only one to be impossible let alone 5. And I definitely don't have the time management skills he has especially if all I had was a tiny screen tablet and a phone.

I bet this kid is just a 3 or 4 generation multimillionaires and the corporation is already managed by his family and he just lives the live he wants to live. At least own it mate. Why do these guys always have the need to make it look like they are rich because they are better than everyone and always pretend they managed to become millionaires out of nothing?

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:27:46 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

8- Inherit more of his dads cash

Eqvilium ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:33:16 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

So this is a daily routine of a CEO? Shower, eat, workout?

Jimbei448 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:04:40 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

You forgot wake up at 5am when the sun is brightly shining through the window.

Strigolactone ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:22:03 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Good catch :) I'll add it!

Bbaftt7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:28:21 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

You forgot โ€œI hate running and morning workouts, but I do it anyway every single dayโ€

GoldXP ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:52:04 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Time is money. So I like to drive in the shower while having my breakfast and answering emails.

VargBirgitGustafsson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:27:49 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
AmazingGraces ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:22:14 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Don't forget: "innately call it a night" LOL

japalian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:58:20 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Never wasting time along the way, you know, to get a leg up on the competition. BRANDS, man.

MaxNeverita ยท 1309 points ยท Posted at 10:27:07 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Morning Routine videos are usually the essence of cringe videos.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ krampfen ยท 432 points ยท Posted at 10:49:02 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I'm weirdly addicted to them, they just crack me up for some reason.

GanasbinTagap ยท 273 points ยท Posted at 11:20:47 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

There was that one dude who showed his morning workout and it was eerily similar to Patrick Bateman's

Biggzy10 ยท 153 points ยท Posted at 14:51:35 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I saw that too. Imagine thinking Patrick Bateman was a person you should model your life after. Talk about totally missing the point of a character/movie.

atmagic ยท 54 points ยท Posted at 17:32:58 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Its not a bad morning routine though.

evil_con_carne ยท 79 points ยท Posted at 17:57:54 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

His shower routine would actually be terrible for your skin. Homeboy was using 2 different types of soap AND exfoliating every day.

Edit: at least in the movie. His routine in the book was even worse iirc

CaptainSprinklefuck ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 18:52:00 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Basically all of what he does in the book would make a person look ridiculous.

[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:07:50 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Isn't that the point?

CaptainSprinklefuck ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:35:16 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Of the author yeah, but the character fully believes he looks good because he's wearing expensive clothes and accessories.

Undead-Eskimo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:39 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Do you think the point/movie would have been better if participants was portrayed as handsome as he is in the movie? I wonder if it would been better if he was played by an average looking dude that had too much confidence for how gaudy he looked.

CaptainSprinklefuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:43 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I think it definitely could've lended itself more to the actual image the author was trying to establish for Bateman, but since it's a movie about people who believed they dressed and looked dashing and handsome, the studio felt the need to use the "handsome and charismatic psychopath" trope rather than have him look ridiculous.

It seems like they looked at his meticulous routine and thought someone that followed that would present themselves in the best way possible rather than have the obsession with image to the point of caricature be something that acted against the characters appearance. Not to mention Bale is a damn handsome human being so making him "ugly" would have made people less willing to relate to him.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:24 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Cool

tHEgAMER09 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:01:16 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Thereโ€™s a book????

zersch ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 18:10:09 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

The movie left out some of the most gruesome parts.

_choomwagon ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:11:19 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™d love to know more about the gruesome parts

evil_con_carne ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 18:19:01 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)*

At one point he murders a woman, sticks a rat inside her, and goes into graphic detail about what the rat does and it's progress throughout the book

0whodidyousay0 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:21:23 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I havenโ€™t read the book, but I read an excerpt (Iโ€™m pretty sure this is from the book).

Thereโ€™s a scene where heโ€™s at a zoo and he sees this kid, so Patrick hides behind this bin and calls the kid over, then Patrick stabs the kid and quickly runs back over to the crowd he was in, to blend in.

The crowd spot the kid and start freaking out and Patrick pretends to be a doctor, he gets next to the kid and does basically nothing just to make sure the kid dies.

MrSamster911 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:02:11 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Actually its not that he wants to be sure he died, its that he wanted to feel what it was like to hold a child as he died. He was debating whether or not he would murder children, and upon seeing that the mother was the only person truly devasted.... he decided to murder adults only on the basis that more people would miss them. So yeah the books fucked lol

0whodidyousay0 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:00:26 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Ah okay, nice one... that is pretty fucked up lol

elzmuda ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 18:17:57 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)*

The book is incredible but not for the fainthearted. Some really disturbing shit

tHEgAMER09 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:20:10 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™m ready!

dorkwingduck ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:16:51 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

You're not ready.

FertilityHollis ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:07:02 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Is anyone really ready for Brett Easton Ellis?

LiterallyKesha ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:43 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Keeps your skin fresh too.

kettal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:47:02 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

He was good in Arrested Development though

16bitSamurai ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:00:55 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Every once in a while you run into people who talk about things in the same manner as Patrick Bateman. And I doubt they are doing it intentionally but itโ€™s always uncomfortable

musicaldigger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:06 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

hey his life was basically perfect besides all the murder

chiraltoad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:37 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

"I simply.... (am not there) feel fantastic"

photojacker ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:39:02 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Got you covered pal. - I can never take San Pellegrino sparking water seriously again.

thevernanator ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:51:03 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Wow its almost as if hes purposefully imitating Patrick Bateman's voice as well. That is some eerie shit!

stratosfearinggas ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:34:52 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

He's got the soulless eyes with nothing behind them down perfect.

Adriantbh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:53 on January 16, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Yes! I thought of that at 0:50 with the way he said "coffee". What the fuck this is so funny

GanasbinTagap ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:05:58 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Oh damn, I've actually never seen this. I was referring to another dude but this is just as crazy haha.

chiraltoad ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:30:54 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I wanna see his business card.

photojacker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:11 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

โ€˜Thatโ€™s bone.โ€™

1nfiniteJest ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:59:20 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

this is satire..... right guys?

Scrumptical ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:14:00 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Holy shit this dude travelled at the speed of light over the point of either the novel or the movie.

PGSylphir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:21 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I guess he learned from Master Bateman

MaxNeverita ยท 62 points ยท Posted at 11:31:01 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

they all basically follow the same pattern. its so cringe to see them try so hard. knowing also that there is no way they do that every day.

Broner_ ยท 112 points ยท Posted at 15:35:49 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Or that somehow the order in which you eat/workout/shower in the morning is contributing to you being wealthy.

The real trick to being wealthy is exploitation of labor.

evil_con_carne ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 18:00:05 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Just get your parents to set up a trust fund, bro.

scarfinati ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 18:24:16 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Forgot to mention that part. Ask him a few questions and it becomes clear Iโ€™m sure. Nobody can amass wealth by 24 without daddyโ€™s help just from waking up early and โ€œeating clean broโ€

randpaulsdragrace ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 17:52:31 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Really hate all these wealth and success tips because they're not only shallow, but can also be dangerously misleading to people who think that that's all they have to do. One of the most stupid ones I've heard is to always thank your money, or arigato money, when you receive it, and somehow you'll become rich by doing that

1nfiniteJest ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:01:20 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

what in the fuck? i've never heard of the prosperity gospel taken so literally.

similiarintrests ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:36:33 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

A lot of us do but we don't preach cringy youtube videos about it

sdghbvtyvbjytf ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:44:51 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

The fact that he preferred his shower to be cold was probably the most expected thing.

lastdazeofgravity ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:40:43 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

it's like they are following a script. no thinking for themselves.

i_hate_beignets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:19 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I should make a video of my morning routine which involves waking up a half hour before I have to leave the house, throwing on whatever dirty clothes are in my floor, brushing my teeth and rushing out the door in a frazzled panic, looking for a combination of or one of the following items: my keys, my wallet, my hat, my shoes or my phone.

InvasiveButtStuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:39:28 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Can you please actually do this? Make sure to use excessive slo mo shots and a mellow house song playing in the background with an unmixed voiceover thrown on top. Just please end it with you driving away from your apartment in a gold 1998 Nissan Altima.

eirtep ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 16:16:18 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Those little tid bits of โ€œwisdomโ€ between describing the tasks are always so funny.

NewNassau ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:43:01 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
-churbs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:28 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

So many people believe them.

TheForanMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:09 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Probably because you lead a normal life and watching these assholes suck themselves off so hard makes you flabbergasted at how out of touch with normalcy they are in their own heads.

Hitsy7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:01 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Ha ha! I loveโ€™em too. Relaxing, cringey, inspiring ans laughable at the same time.

BrigadierNasty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:31:53 on December 30, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Now Iโ€™m curious. Do you find them on youtube?

_FUCK_THE_GIANTS_ ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 15:35:04 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Rise and grind ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿผ

Panukka ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 17:51:30 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

*Alarm rings*

"I love that sound"

:DDDD

_FUCK_THE_GIANTS_ ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 18:12:24 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

BABE IM HAVING A POWER THOUGHT... CHIK FIL AAAAAA

pale_28 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:33:34 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

One of the all time greats

R41n80wR04d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:05:32 on December 24, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I was just thinking of this morning routine video! WHO loves the sound of their alarm?!

MoistGrannySixtyNine ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:13:37 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Getting ready to tackle the day!!! ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ’ช#BLM

SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON

evil_con_carne ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:34:12 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Bruh your fucking username...

lastdazeofgravity ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 18:39:29 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

they flex by how early they wake up...lmao

Se3Ds ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:51:50 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

And cringe videos are the essence of beauty

MaxNeverita ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:35 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

hashtag deep

Nafis2531 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:48:22 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

happy cake day ๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ‚

themaninthesea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:30 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Wait, how is โ€œwinningโ€ a cringe?

/s

SchrodingersKitKat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:09 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Hurdur Iโ€™m Patty Bateman.

Actually_a_Patrick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:23 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Wait, this is a thing?

MaxNeverita ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:23:47 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

big time. just put morning routine into youtube and enjoy

tschwib ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:37:06 on December 22, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

blissed_and_gone ยท 1092 points ยท Posted at 13:09:05 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)*

That did not look like five in the morning.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ krampfen ยท 1367 points ยท Posted at 13:10:13 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
kdottt35 ยท 329 points ยท Posted at 16:44:37 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

You donโ€™t get it bro, heโ€™s been up since 5 AM trying to film this masterpiece.

thatbwoyChaka ยท 84 points ยท Posted at 18:06:39 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

It took him 234 takes and a grownup to teach him how to tell time just for that shot

strayakant ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:56:05 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

This guy is the epitome of young entrepreneurs making the gen Z so soft, wanting to become youtubers and fluffy crap.

If I had kids I would take none of that crap. Get them to the nearest grocery checkout and start scanning or stocking. Dishes need cleaning at the nearest cafe? Hereโ€™s my kids they have two hands and too much time, WORK! Thatโ€™s the truest talk.

LiterallyKesha ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 18:08:57 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Exactly. You don't interrupt the routine to film the routine. The routine already started and the filming is the work portion of it.

PassdatAss91 ยท 277 points ยท Posted at 14:56:45 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

HAHAHAHA Jesus it almost seems like satire even though it's not.

DanielBG ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 22:10:42 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

That felt like a Michael Scott moment.

[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 00:06:57 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

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PassdatAss91 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:53:25 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

most people arenโ€™t going to be willing to wake up at 5:00 for the sake of-

Except he said he wakes up at 5:00 every morning? If he had that routine then he would wake up at 5:00 every morning...

But yes, I get your point, they're filming a video, it's obviously not a clip of him actually waking up, what's funny about it is that it would be a hilarious detail to add to a satire video, so it further contributed to how much it looks like satire from how ridiculous it is.

ImBeingArchAgain ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 18:23:44 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

That. Is. Hilarious.

musicaldigger ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:42:54 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

never get out of bed before 10 AM for less than a million dollars

chairfairy ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:18:31 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Psh, look at this guy who doesn't keep his clock on Greenwich Mean Time like the rest of us. What a pleb!

Koovies ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:39:32 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Well tats just lazy writing

VoteBrianPeppers ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:11:56 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Maybe he had too many cocktails the night before with his friends.

FeloniousFelon ยท 115 points ยท Posted at 18:04:07 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I'm up at 4:30am everyday to run in the dark with my dog and then swim laps at the pool before getting my kids ready for school. I work sometimes 14-16 hour days. Where the hell is my Lambo? I have decent pecs and abs. The world must owe me an Italian Sports Car and luxury lifestyle. I guess it forgot.

Brnsnr9100 ยท 126 points ยท Posted at 18:16:37 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

If you learn how to read emails and eat lunch simultaneously..a Lamborghini will appear in your garage.

wertexx ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 19:31:08 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I tried but it didn't work. If I was putting food in my mouth - I couldn't type. If I typed, I couldn't put food in my mouth.

The guy is absolute genius, no wonder he's a millionaire.

TheDuckOnQuack ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:57:27 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Alternating between taking bites and typing is fine, but it will only take you so far. I hear Tim Cook and Elon Musk have assistants hold the utensils and bring the food into their mouths so they can type with both hands during lunch meetings. Elon's assistant even goes the extra mile and makes spaceship sounds while he does it. I don't have a source for the last part, but it sounds like it would be true. The first bit is definitely true though.

chonk312 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 21:33:41 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I started eating emails while I read my lunch and now I have so many Lamborghiniโ€™s in my Lamborghini account.

Ducksaucenem ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:47:33 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Howโ€™s your Hollywood Hills account looking?

shmehdit ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:02:12 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

You know what I love more than GNAWLEDGE... this new Lamborghini right here

chonk312 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:18 on December 24, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

So many hills.

TheSilverFalcon ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:43:07 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

That's my problem, I haven't checked my Lamborghini account! I asked them to put the Lamborghinis in my normal account but I think they couldn't hear me over the money printer

FeloniousFelon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:13 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Life Pro Tip!

zersch ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 18:17:05 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

If you've not been doing lunch after lunch that's probably your error.

FeloniousFelon ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:31:34 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Well shit. That's where I messed up lol.

b0ingy ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 21:21:25 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I go to bed at 4am and wake up at 4:01am then I bench press train cars for 8 hours to wake up.

kettal ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:58:26 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I'm up at 4:30am everyday to run in the dark with my dog and then swim laps at the pool before getting my kids ready for school. I work sometimes 14-16 hour days.

Can you teach me this new way?

FeloniousFelon ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:05:48 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Probably. I spent a lot of my adult life in the military so it's no biggie for me.

superpuzzlekiller ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:42:06 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Uhhh.....you gotta buy em.

CSIHoratioCaine ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:48:43 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Your a fucking loser cause your 5:00 am isn't at 11:23 which is what the alarm clock reads when he "wakes up"

FeloniousFelon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:04:07 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Damn. So thatโ€™s why I donโ€™t have a Lamborghini.

pgsvs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:29:15 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Have you tried cold showers?

Change your game up and you'll get that lambo in no time.

Triplapukki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:41 on January 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

work sometimes 14-16 hour days

That's pretty cringe bro. I promise you won't be happy about that on your deathbed

BenTCinco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:17 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

He was obviously busy at 5am doing CEO stuff.

ankrotachi10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:30:35 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Probably because they filmed it all over the course of an hour

[deleted] ยท 439 points ยท Posted at 13:47:37 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

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colehasarsx ยท 267 points ยท Posted at 14:51:30 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Haha stays one night in a trendy hotel just to make it seem like his home

s7r1k3r ยท 260 points ยท Posted at 16:00:31 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Guaranteed the car is rented as well. This is fake it til you make it.

IsThisNameGood ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 20:49:10 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

All vehicles registered in NY need to have front license plates - something his Lambo doesn't have (and he's driving in NYC). We see a glimpse of the license plate at 2:32, which looks to be a New Jersey plate. Many rental companies register their vehicles out of state, either Jersey/Pennsylvania/Maryland, to save on fleet registration costs.

It's not uncommon for supercar owners to register out of state to save on insurance costs, however, it also strongly hints at this being a rental Lambo.

urmyheartBeatStopR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:31 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

So his AP royal oak 20k watch is a rep or a rental?

Dude is living through life faking.

Dan Balzarian whatever would be proud.

Undead-Eskimo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:16 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Dan Brazilian was the original fake it til you make it influencer

Jonafro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:45 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Jersey plates have to be front and back too but I think you can get away with not having it in the front or putting it on your dashboard

bodaciousboner ยท 85 points ยท Posted at 17:28:35 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

The way he shuts the door in particular makes me think itโ€™s a rental. Full hand smudge on the paint and reallyyyy close to pinching his hand.

theonlyoptionistopoo ยท 99 points ยท Posted at 20:00:43 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

And its NYC. He is not driving no Lambo on a Tuesday afternoon in the city

Dabookadaniel ยท 68 points ยท Posted at 20:28:09 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Tbf, he said he liked going on a long drive. That can be achieved by just going around the block in NYC

KuntaStillSingle ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:42:51 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

That's why New York is so efficient, if you don't work efficiently you won't have time for a long afternoon drive around the block.

missMcgillacudy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:38 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

So that's how he is able to multi-task his market research with his relaxing drive!

musicaldigger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:46:34 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

do new yorkers not drive fancy cars like that?

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:46:09 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Traffic is the joke. New York City has traffic. If you want to go for a long (time) drive it may not be long (distance).

SashaGreysAnalWarts ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:34:36 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Less to do with the car and more about how stupid it sounds to say he goes for a long NYC drive to think. NYC traffic is a fucking joke. One of the stereotypes about NYC that is absolutely true. Constant stopping and starting. Everyone's rude. Everyone's cutting everyone off. It's hilarious to see people at stop lights. The INSTANT the light turns green, cars start honking at the person in front to get going before their car even has a chance to move 2 feet.

theBdub22 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:02:41 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, the clutch on an Aventador would get burned up in no time driving around NYC

panamluke ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:41:13 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Correct. This is how these guys work - they fake a lifestyle to sell courses.

DeltaPositionReady ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:52:59 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Oh shit it's a 'here in my garaaaaaage' moment

eirtep ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 16:18:08 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Next to the hotel in the same compound they do have private residences to be fair though, so it could be that. It looks the same as the hotel.

pm_me_your_taintt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:11:40 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I knew it was 1 hotel! I love that place. Smells so great!

coolfir3pwnz ยท 203 points ยท Posted at 16:45:19 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Did this CEO just relax 3 times in a row?

DigitalMuscles ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 19:06:31 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

relaxed mind performs 500% better than a stressed one

ShadF0x ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:14:36 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Stress-induced adrenalin rush: "let me tell you how to overclock the meat in that head of yours. Trust me, it's totally safe!"

loli_smasher ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:39:50 on December 21, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

He likes to relax after unwinding.

PM_ME_UR_RESPECT ยท 393 points ยท Posted at 15:04:00 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)*

โ€œMy favorite thing to do is wake up at 5 am*

is clearly daylight outside

This dude does JACK SHIT. He answered emails for 15 minutes, worked out and then went to hang out with his friends.

HooBeeII ยท 94 points ยท Posted at 17:40:05 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Look at the fucking alarm clock, it's too perfect.

PM_ME_UR_RESPECT ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 17:45:10 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I hadnโ€™t even seen that before I made the comment LOL

killerjags ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:07:22 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

He didn't even answer emails. He was literally just staring at an image of some trucks.

DblVP3 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:03:47 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

He was like "I eat lunch while answering emails." ..."now it's evening"... Does he answer emails for 6 hours?

hs_recovery ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:36:31 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

my favorite thing to do

Really? Favorite thing to do? What a dumb way of phrasing it lol

brageevjen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:58 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Do you think when he is producing the video itโ€™s actually 5 am? Or maybe he started producing it later therefore itโ€™s not 5 am in the video.

seifross2010 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:09 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Haha, I was thinking the same.

Like, yeah, the guyโ€™s a dickhead and the videoโ€™s a joke. But you also donโ€™t need to actually film a 5 AM run at 5 AM.

Itโ€™s also light at 5 AM in several parts of the world (though I donโ€™t know where this guy is located).

bakedpotatoandco ยท 318 points ยท Posted at 14:58:00 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

โ€œIf you want to perform right, you have to feed your body with the proper fuelโ€

โ€œeating clean, this is something that I live byโ€

โ€œfor me, itโ€™s a good cocktailโ€

lastdazeofgravity ยท 64 points ยท Posted at 18:44:44 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

for me it's weed. what was i supposed to be doing again??

whingingcackle ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 20:06:00 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Get high, brah! Enjoy the fruits of success!

DeltaPositionReady ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:56:08 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Dudes having a can of soda for breakfast.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:15:47 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Health is wealth, thats why I taco bell chalupas and max out my credit cards.

Kmactothemac ยท 98 points ยท Posted at 17:59:46 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

"Wake up at 5am" clock says 11:23

"Cold shower" steam on the glass

Clearly just a desktop screen on his laptop

Clearly staying a hotel

Ahlgreen0 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:00:49 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I was watching the video without sound and at the laptop part I thought โ€œoh he actually started working nowโ€ but then I saw he was looking at a picture of two cars

beetmacklin420 ยท 272 points ยท Posted at 13:58:09 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Real Question: What is he a CEO of? A fornite pyramid scheme? I need to know what I'm doing wrong for me not to have a Lamborghini by age 24.

GunNut345 ยท 381 points ยท Posted at 16:01:31 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

He's the CEO of a social-media motivational scam account. You rent a pricey room at a hotel, rent a lambo and pay someone to shoot this. Then hope this investment pays off by having a few thousand gullible dumb-asses looking to "rise and grind" watch your videos so you get ad money and maybe pay to see you say re-hashed and stale motivational quotes.

ButtEater344 ยท 80 points ยท Posted at 16:46:47 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

A fellow entrepreneur! I'm the CEO of my Avon business

biggmclargehuge ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 17:59:05 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

You mean... Aviato?

Trodmac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:59 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

OUCH

DeltaPositionReady ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:53 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

By law, there can be only one.

jbaker1225 ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 16:45:35 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Yep, itโ€™s clearly just a show. I know a few multi-millionaires and CEOs of actual large businesses.... none of them live their life like this.

DominicVahn ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 17:58:56 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

A few years back I had of very wealthy clients. When I saw very wealthy, I mean my average clients were millionaires, and these people dwarfed them in terms of net worth. One of them did collect Ferrari's, but as an investment. Ferrari would call him and ask if he wanted to purchase a limited release (During that time, he had a La Ferrari in his garage). He just held them until they were worth enough and sold them. Very, very rarely did he drive them.

It's the people around the 5-10 million mark that usually acted like they had something to prove. Especially Real estate brokers. But that makes sense, it was about signalling value. Same thing this kid is doing here.

BradMarchandsNose ยท 75 points ยท Posted at 17:56:06 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah. Contrary to popular belief, most CEOs actually work a lot.

MoistGrannySixtyNine ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 19:48:49 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Very true. My best friend is a CEO of a very successful company and he literally works from 8 am until 2 am. He leased a super car that he essentially never drives because he's so busy all the time.

[deleted] ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 19:27:18 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

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Athelis ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:05:35 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

What do they do?

szwabski_kurwik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:50 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)*

That's a hard question to answer because "CEO" isn't a typical job where you can just transfer from one company to the other and expect to do the same job.

A CEO is just the highest ranking representative of the board. That can be a person elected by their two work pals to speak for them in meetings or a person elected by a group of multi-millionaires holding shares in a company worth billions of dollars.

Depending on all of that a CEO can be an expert market analyzer with great marketing skills and a mind for PR where their main job is crunching numbers, looking at statistics and attending meetings (see Satya Nadella, Meg Whitman or Jamie Dimon) or essentially just your typical manager whose opinion matters more than anyone else's (see basically any owner of a mid-size company... ever) and anything else in between.

Athelis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:58 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

So in other words, you have no idea and just assume they do any sort of work.

szwabski_kurwik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:24 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

If that projection makes you happy then sure, I assume they do any sort of work.

They clean the toilets when nobody's around mate.

Athelis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:21 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

What do they do?

Piligrim555 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:49:28 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

They manage a business, duh.

WAHgop ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:38:05 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I mean I truly believe that both these breeds are out there, and that the vast majority of CEOs are essentially easily replaceable.

BradMarchandsNose ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:50:09 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

That doesnโ€™t mean they donโ€™t have to work hard. A vast majority of CEOs arenโ€™t billionaires who can sit back while the company runs itself. Theyโ€™re in the office every day working and making decisions.

WAHgop ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:53:18 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

How do you even know this? Or how do you quantify a successful vs unsuccessful CEO?

My point is that the amount of work they do, and their contribution to the success of a company, is far less than the amount of money they command in salary.

BradMarchandsNose ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:22:39 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Not every CEO is working at a Fortune 500 company. CEO is just a title that any company can give out. The median CEO salary is a pretty reasonable $350k a year. Iโ€™m not going to say thatโ€™s not a lot of money (because it is) but itโ€™s not millions of dollars every year.

Companies donโ€™t just pay people more than they are worth. If they were so easily replaceable and making more money than they should, they would be replaced by somebody with a lower salary.

Iโ€™m with you that at the top end it can get exorbitant, but you have to remember that most companies are not worth billions of dollars.

WAHgop ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:47:31 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Companies donโ€™t just pay people more than they are worth.

Lol, they literally do this all the time. Hiring friends, relatives, children as a favor or in repayment for something else is incredibly common.

newinmichigan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:55:07 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Yup, agreed. There are very very few CEOs who are truly loved and respected by their workforce and command fanatic loyalty, and it is those CEOs who are impossible to replace. The only difficult part about being a CEO is recognizing the heavy responsibilities of your decisions, which is why so many of them have that lifeless look in their eyes or are complete fakes, socially speaking.

LaurelPassMerc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:11 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Plus they ainโ€™t eating healthy when they are crunching lol pizza, Chinese or some other shit lol

SealTeamSugma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:24:04 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah the richest guy I've met told me he worked 16 hour days every day straight the first year he went into business. These mother fuckers are full of shit.

mime454 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 18:54:32 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)*

Heโ€™s the CEO of the clothing line that this video was a cringy ad for. Iโ€™m not sure how successful he actually is, but the clothes always sell out on day one. I bought one of the shirts on sale and it is actually really soft and fits me well. Definitely not worth MSRP though.

He also is part owner of that Manscaped company and a few other over-advertised social brands.

SaitoPrecise7 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:23:46 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

And it all started off of him making male fashion advice videos.

calculuzz ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:12:33 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Weird (unrelated) thing I've been noticing lately.

If things with a lot of spice are spicy, why are things with a high price pricey?

Doesn't it make sense for it to follow the same spelling rules and be pricy? Have I been wrong with this my entire life?

[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:21:10 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

You are asking the real questions in this thread.

davidhluther ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:51:57 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

They actually are both technically correct spellings, but pricey has become more popular for whatever reason โ€” dictionaries list pricy as a variant of pricey and the New York Times uses pricey. The words are both fairly new, with the first usage according to the Corpus of Contemporary American English being around 1970. Itโ€™s an informal word, just sticking โ€œ-yโ€ onto a noun like people do with โ€œ-ishโ€ so itโ€™ll do what most words do: Suddenly appear, have no formal spelling, one variant takes over eventually, and one day itโ€™ll become the only correct way to spell it.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:50:35 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

The basic mistake that youโ€™re making here is assuming that the English language makes any sense. Once you correct that error, it all becomes clear.

whynoteveryoneelse ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:24:14 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

As stupid and fucking terrible as this video is, all of the mockery has gotten him almost 2M views, though it's not really long enough to super-monetize it, it probably at least paid for the hotel room and the rented Lamborghini.

davidhluther ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:39 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

You made a good point, but how could he not be successful if heโ€™s taking cold showers and reading emails at lunch before relaxing?

Smt923 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:30 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

and to add to that, this video is an ad, if OP geniuely didn't know that, it's achieving exactly what it's designed to do, no matter how dumb it looks

prezuiwf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:56 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
rowdy2026 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:36 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

You have just given out the secret for 99% of Indias โ€˜millionairesโ€™ on YouTube.

RachelMcAdamsWart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:31 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

This is just an updated version of - I'm a millionaire, buy my book and find out how.

MySpaceLegend ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 14:06:53 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

You were born wrong. That's what's wrong with you. This guy was born with a silver spoon up his ass: the right way.

Illumini24 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 15:16:17 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

It is rented.

landsharkmora ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:21:34 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Hes a mens fashion youtuber. Hes been making hundreds of videos for many years. So just your classic youtuber success story. He had some pretty good videos back in the day about how to style on a budget, and would do alot of challenges buying clothes from low end places and making good outfits. But his videos as of the last 2-3 years i cant stand because he comes across as so fake, every video is just a pitch for whatever sponsorship he is promoting that day, plus I dont really respect anyone who flexes their wealth like this

HingisFan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:05:30 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I think he has a clothing company/brand called ESNTLS? Or some other lazy shit like that

TheGillos ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:05:37 on December 21, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

So lazy he couldn't be bothered to include all the letters in his brand name.

kathios ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:22 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

"I throw on my Essential muscles t-shirt and I'm out". I'll give you 3 guesses who is peddling essential muscles t-shirts but you'll only need one.

ocotebeach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:28 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

All you have to do is borrow it from your daddy or rent it to make a video.

VincentDieselman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:22 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Got an ad for some masterclass from these two "young entrepreneur" dudes who were giving away the "secret to their success". Esentially they just buy items on wish and then re sell them for 20x the price as legit items based on demand. So probably a con artist.

kaboom_2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:33 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
evil_con_carne ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:22:11 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

SOURCE:ย Jose Zuniga

Fucking lol

xiaoli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:11 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

It talks about his clothing brand but only links to his social media. His brand has no website?

Reedy212 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:52 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

No one really answered you, but I does the Google's.

He started a men's fashion blog at 16. Then he and his brother parlayed that into a fashion advice instagram account that apparently went gangbusters.

Currently he runs a clothing company called ESNTLS and has worked with some company's of note.

Also this damned cringey video we all watched apparently let to 1.5million in sales for whatever he's peddling. So we played ourselves. We cringed, but he cringed all the way to fucking bank.

fuckfcbauerninzest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:45:34 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

What is he a CEO of?

uhhh didnt you watch the video? CEO of 5 (five!) brands which is normaly literaly impossible for a mere human being

foxtrotbravo27 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:53:07 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Heโ€™s not a businessman, heโ€™s a consumer.

[deleted] ยท 648 points ยท Posted at 11:47:25 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Rich kid that doesn't really do any work.

Lol.

'morning routine of people who pretend to contribute to society'.

Don_Fartalot ยท 244 points ยท Posted at 13:09:57 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Morning routine of checking how much daddy has put in his bank account.

WAHgop ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 23:36:58 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Honestly if Daddy put about $10 mil in your account when you were born, you just watch the market do the rest.

Irishnovember26 ยท 159 points ยท Posted at 16:32:14 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Um. Did you not see the part where he says he's a CEO? And I hardly think someone would just go on the internet and lie about those things.

similiarintrests ยท 92 points ยท Posted at 16:37:39 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

He actually runs a youtube chanel. So basically just as much work as any fat streamer

Irishnovember26 ยท 75 points ยท Posted at 16:39:13 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

So...I'm not sure what you're missing about this picture but he clearly says he's a CEO and a super duper succesful one at that. And I don't think you're allowed to lie on the internet so you're gonna need to go back and get your facts straight friend.

brandonw49 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:13:08 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

He has a lambo too, thus confirming his status as self-made workaholic billionaire philanthropist.

Brazenasian2 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:22:25 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

You forgot to add /s at the end of your post

Irishnovember26 ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 17:23:12 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Honestly I don't like using /s

it's much more fun watching people guess if you're being sarcastic or not. I feel /s is a safe way out.

Panukka ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 18:01:18 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

/s is the worst thing that happened to the internet, I wish it didn't exist.

Now people are even worse at sarcasm detection than before.

ovoids ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:23:22 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Yup. Like if someone's going to put /s then they may as well just delete what was typed because it sucks any potential for humor out of it

16bitSamurai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:02:14 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

r/cringetopia and subs like it are full of obvious jokes that the users throw tantrums over

casalex ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:22:13 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

How can I subscribe to this guy?

obiwanmoloney ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:34 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I am going to tell a joke now

This is a joke

I have concluded my joke. Itโ€™s the way ya tell em!

Chronfidence ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:03:37 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Itโ€™s crazy people need that to recognize sarcasm

similiarintrests ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:55:16 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
YourLocal_FBI_Agent ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:26:26 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I am fairly 130% sure the guy you responded to was sarcastic

ricosmith1986 ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 16:44:04 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Oooooh that makes sense, I was trying to figure what industry you can work in as a CEO of 5 brands and really just work for a few minutes per day while you eat a sandwich. So not a real business, got it.

BradMarchandsNose ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 17:52:50 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Just so you know, 5 brands means nothing really on its own. It could just be 5 different product lines that have their own branding. It doesnโ€™t have to mean 5 separate companies.

MoistGrannySixtyNine ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 19:41:24 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

5 different sellers from AliBaba that he drop ships from.

similiarintrests ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:56:14 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah fat twitch streamers, influencers all do that. But hey you are the consumer giving them money. Don't hate the player hate the game

ricosmith1986 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:09:18 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah but there's a big difference in being a CEO of a large company, and being in charge of like 5 people who make videos for kids.

steamplshel ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:08:34 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I'm gonna defend streamers' work ethic here. How many people could get up everyday and be fun or interesting to talk to and do things with? I know I'd be wiped out everyday if that was my job and yet some streamers can keep up with it every single day. Plus they do a ton of work doing video editing. Getting their set up just right and so on. I'm not gonna sit here and say it's the hardest job in the world, but it's not like they literally just "sit there and play video games". Coming up with new ideas that are fresh to keep your channel alive and so on. I respect it.

Again, there are shitty streamers out there, and I'm sure a lot aren't the best "role model" to kids/young adults.

similiarintrests ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:40 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I agree, i just want to put them in the same category as most influencers. It's about the same work more or less

Kelseycutieee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:09 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

he has a total of 5 YES 5 brands

Joverby ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 16:55:36 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Yep kids who grew up rich and used daddies money to 'start a business' love to pretend that they work hard and had to pull themselves up by their bootstraps.

Zenguppy ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 21:31:35 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

musk is in this comment and i like it

25russianbear25 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 18:28:49 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Rich kid that doesn't really do any work.

he sells classes on how to look rich so you can sell classes on how to look rich to others

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:01:42 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

People still fall for these scams?

mime454 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:52:10 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

This video is cringe and is actually just a โ€œlifestyleโ€ ad for those clothes he was wearing because they were about to launch them. If you watch his early YouTube videos though you can tell he definitely isnโ€™t a rich kid spending his parentsโ€™ money.

I used to really like his channel but canโ€™t really stand it now. Every video is him trying to act like a bro and sell us shit we donโ€™t need from sponsors. The early videos he had were actually helpful and helped kids save money on style and hygiene. Now you canโ€™t follow the advice from his videos without dropping several hundred dollars a week on his sponsors. Itโ€™s ridiculous.

ocotebeach ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:01:31 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Everytime I hear of a 20 yeat old super succesful and wealthy I always assume its some rich family's kid driving one of their exotic cars.

[deleted] ยท -66 points ยท Posted at 14:15:47 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

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1st_and_yen ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 15:35:44 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Heโ€™s not gonna sleep with you bro

Slingaa ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 15:53:46 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

โ€œA business that makes nothing but money is poor businessโ€ - Henry Ford

Weโ€™ve gotta stop glorifying opportunists whoโ€™s wealth is seen as knowledge because they are โ€œentrepreneursโ€, and glorify those whoโ€™s businesses do the most for society.

The real geniuses are those whose companies do both

shakaman_ ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:09:19 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Is this subtle TSLA shilling?

NJcTrapital ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 14:21:14 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Shilling for a shill

[deleted] ยท -32 points ยท Posted at 14:22:59 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

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PassdatAss91 ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 14:59:41 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

How do you know that he "started from the bottom"? 'Cause he said it in another cringy video?

[deleted] ยท -25 points ยท Posted at 15:09:52 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

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PassdatAss91 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 15:12:35 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

You said "he's not a rich kid, he started from the bottom". I didn't think you were claiming that starting a youtube channel was your justification for saying he wasn't a rich kid beforehand.

couldntthinkofone10 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:00:57 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

It's a lot easier to grow a business if you have money to start with.

ylli101 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:59:53 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

He monetized free information which props to him, itd not easy making a successful youtube channel by any means. The issue lies where the thinks he is the next steve jobs for doing so, as you can tell by the video.

pillowmountaineer ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:29:59 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Youtubers may have jobs, but they certainly donโ€™t work.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:09:31 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)*

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[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 17:41:07 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

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[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:07:41 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)*

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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:22 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

So he got super lucky and pretends you can be the same

Weltraumbaer ยท 73 points ยท Posted at 13:50:29 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Fucking peasant closes his Lambo by hand and does not have concierge service. /s

I like the way he checks his mail while looking at his screensaver.

MySpaceLegend ยท 261 points ยท Posted at 14:10:41 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

This is some Patrick Bateman level of narcissism

scandalabra ยท 120 points ยท Posted at 18:38:51 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, Iโ€™ll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

ryuj1nsr21 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:45:48 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

You like Phil Collins?

evil_con_carne ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 22:24:18 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

His early work was a little too "new wave" for my taste

willmas0 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:47:59 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

But then when face value came out in 81, I think he really came into his own. Commercially and artistically

loops_loops ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 14:52:52 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Eerily similar

pmckizzle ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 17:48:57 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

No no, bateman was very aware that what he does is an act. He was far more aware than this chud

panamluke ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:42:36 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

This guy is completely aware - he's faking his lifestyle on purpose to sell courses.

pmckizzle ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:55:57 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I know guys like this, they honestly belive their own marketing. Living off daddies money but honeslty believing that they earned it by 'grinding' aka doing coke and selling shit on instagram

Randomliberal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:50:11 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

CEOs are known for this and being sociopaths

MySpaceLegend ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:54:06 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

There are some occupations that attract more sociopaths than others.. not all CEOs are sociopaths though.

pomegranate2012 ยท 121 points ยท Posted at 13:58:37 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

He's still annoyed they preferred Paul Allen's business card.

DeltaPositionReady ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:02:27 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Stove-Top-Steve ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:23:51 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Thatโ€™s bone.

de33znuts ยท 189 points ยท Posted at 15:34:04 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

โ€œSir, youโ€™ve havenโ€™t attended our board meetings, your not answering your phone. The stock is down 18% since your father passed last week. Clients are pulling out. The company is tanking. What are we doing?โ€

โ€œLet me get in my limbo and go think about it.โ€

[deleted] ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 00:29:45 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I also do my best thinking when I limbo

TechnicalCloud ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:09:50 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

โ€œOkay guys Iโ€™ve thought about the stock situation. How low can we go?โ€

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:00:57 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Guy's dad just died, give him a break!

Zombiezeus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:10:30 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

โ€œYou have havenโ€™tโ€

OldMackysBackInTown ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 14:20:21 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

He sounds groggy this entire video. I dont think he should be waking up at 11am but telling us it's 5am

ImissDigg_jk ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 18:52:10 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Well, it was 5 am... In Hawaii

OldMackysBackInTown ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:01:51 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

RISE AND GRIND!!

ithinkway2much ยท 71 points ยท Posted at 15:30:00 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I'm surprised there wasn't a clip of him at a club getting bottle service talking about work hard play hard.

DigitalMuscles ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 19:08:37 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

iโ€™m sure they tried to film it but he looked too awkward to make the cut

JaceUpMySleeve ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 15:32:51 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Then I go for an 8 hour drive in the 4 yr. old lambo my dad bought me before he got thrown in jail for tax evasion, fraud and money laundering.

commandough ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:14:29 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Implying it's still possible for rich people to go to jail for tax evasion

kdottt35 ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 16:41:02 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

โ€œI like to do my tedious tasks, like answering emailsโ€

โ€” he says, as he stares at a picture of a couple trucks

brendanskywalker ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 16:44:06 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Did this guy just go from answering emails with breakfast to his evening workout?? Wtf happened to the rest of the day??

Not_Paid_Just_Intern ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:13:50 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Long lunch. Lots of emails. You would know if you were also grinding as hard as he is. He balances everything perfectly to manage more brands than you. Feel bad, peasant, and then buy his products to make yourself feel like you're getting closer to being him.

ImWaySmarterThanUlol ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:48:38 on December 21, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

jerking off

navin__johnson ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 16:36:42 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

โ€œAfter my evening workout, itโ€™s now time for me to relaxโ€

Dude-you look like youโ€™ve been relaxing all day

dark_swoles ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 17:33:24 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

"For me, it's having a nice cocktail with some friends"
**fade to black **

must have blown the budget before he could hire any actors as friends.

mainninong ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 12:37:54 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Is it the mic that makes him sound super nasally? He sounds like his nose is clogged. Maybe hot showers instead of cold ones?

pmckizzle ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 17:49:40 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Thats coke nose

Broheimster ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 14:33:15 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
evil_con_carne ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:28:26 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)*

That "article" is basically just a press release by this douche.

Edit: the "sources" are AccessWire which is just a company that specializes in press releases and Jose Zuniga himself. Modern journalism is a fucking joke

Twenty_Hundred_ ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:34:59 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

i love how this guy still needs to โ€œwake upโ€ with a cold shower after going for a morning jog and a morning workout lol

ladood ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 18:36:15 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

โ€œAnd innately call it a nightโ€....what?

HundredthIdiotThe ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:03:16 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I can't figure out what the hell he's even trying to say with that.

Auto_Fac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:00 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Haha glad I searched before I posted the same thing.

Listened to it a few times and I'm sure that's what he says, but I have no idea what the hell he even thinks he means.

TBBT-Joel ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 16:53:09 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)*

I'm actually the CEO of a small tech company.

I wake up usually 15 minutes later I'm answer e-mails/slack/gantt/phone calls. Eat lunch if I can, phone calls and meetings until about 6 then I relax however I want. I takea lot of the calls walking to get in some exercise.

Most real CEO's I know are in meetings about 3-8 hours a day depending, my job is primarily to communicate or if I'm not doing that I'm doing work that helps with communication. Probably the biggest misconception is that CEO's are doing a bunch of work, like hand picking the clothes or whatever.

These are all those fake "entrepreneur lifestyle" type accounts, mindset is important but I kinda liken it to watching cooking shows and thinking you'll become great a cooking. They just sell the lifestyle and frankly it's not nearly as glorious as you think unless 2 hour calls with $800/hr lawyers weekly to go over some contract changes sounds fun.

edit: I may be a little wrong it looks like he's at least claiming to put up decent numbers. If true he's doing something. I'm about as far as you can get from the instagram influencer market

holycowrap ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 21:09:31 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

8 hours of meetings every day day sounds like my own personal hell

Describe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:31:03 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Easy. Just hire someone to go be in meetings for you.

Then meet with them all the time.

Prtyvacant ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:32:35 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

My wife is pretty high in the command structure of her company, not nearly CEO or VP level but relatively high. I would murder someone if I had to spend the kind of time she does in meetings and calls.

I need to be having meaningful communication with other humans, not rehashing the same bullshit for the fifteenth time that week.

TBBT-Joel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:47 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I enjoy the talking it's my favourite part of the job, I get to talk to customers, investors and the team. No two weeks are teh same. This week it's job interviews and setting up for the christmas party and same last minute board wrangling. In January it's talking to bankers and investors.

I'll admit it's not for everyone if you don't like talking to people you probably won't enjoy being an executive.

cmorencie ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:42:39 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

โ€œ...it's not nearly as glorious as you think unless 2 hour calls with $800/hr lawyers weekly to go over some contract changes sounds fun.โ€

This guy Senior Leaderships.

TBBT-Joel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:00:37 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

General counsel
IP Counsel
Trademark Counsel
Domain Specific counsel
Employment Counsel

Most of my work conversations these days are lawyers, lovely bunch just $$$$

CommanderVinegar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:19:01 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I interned at a software startup last year. The CEO was always busy, literally working non stop. Iโ€™m surprised he still managed to make time to personally check in on me and my work every week.

TBBT-Joel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:01 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Here's a trick I schedule checkins with every one of my people about every 2 weeks. I do care about them and it's my job to get a heartbeat on the company. I find it useful and worth the time.

sweetpotatothyme ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:22:17 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

When the CEO or a VP asks me to set up a meeting with them, looking at their calendar is like looking at hell. Booked up and down from 9 AM to 6 PM. I've had to hold calls while they're driving somewhere because it was their only available slot.

TBBT-Joel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:05 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I enjoy the conversations it's one of my favourite parts of the job. I get to talk to so many interesting people, some of the conversations are completely a waste of time though.

Pyrakantha ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:53:06 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

UX designer/small business owner here. I wake up screaming and go to bed still screaming. Also Iโ€™m poor.

TBBT-Joel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:55 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Sorry to hear that, I felt that way often when I was an indepdenent contractor type. I would strongly suggest the book Reboot,E-myth revisited and then finally the general advice of finding ways to work ON the business not IN the business. It sounds fluffy and throw away but it's true. That mindset let me go from "omg this is existential risk and I'm about to shut down" to "well this sucks, I see a clever way we can work through this."

Xata27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:23 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

entrepreneur

I hate that word.

TBBT-Joel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:53:57 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I agree there are so many people out there who are "entrepreneurs" that I don't like to call myself one. to me it's also an earned title. Build a successful cash flow positive business that sticks around then you have earned that title, otherwise you can print business cards tomorrow and call yourself one.

steamplshel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:52 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

The CEO is there to represent the company and be the biggest salesman to a client that will bring in the most money, along with keeping the organization straight. Yeah, it's a bunch of meetings but I respect what CEO's do. Even if they are on a golf course most times talking on the phone or with potential clients.

That being said, it's still no reason to treat people like shit and not pay them well. 99.999999999999999999999% of CEOs are absolute blowhards who don't deserve their title or company.

TBBT-Joel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:47 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Sadly it just depends on the company, market and values of the CEO. I'm pretty bleeding heart myself but the longer I've been in the chair the more I just understand the greedy CEO's if I don't necessarily understand. My investors/board only care about growth and my success is dictated on that growth, if I can find growth in a race to the bottom and firing 30% of the company regardless of quality of work or seniority they'll give me a raise and keep me around for a few more years.

It's sadly that simple.

loli_smasher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:43:48 on December 21, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Source: himself

No seriously!

Visit_Oktoberfest ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:03:14 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

800/hr is cheap AF on that level mate

RandomAnnan ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 02:40:12 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

The real cringe is always in the comments.

maksen ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 10:39:51 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Nice mic. Sounds great.

PhoneticIHype ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:59:51 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

im ashamed to say i occasionally watched some of his videos, the funny thing is, I've seen penguinz0s roast of this before but never made the connection that he was who i was watching. ALL of his videos have the shittiest mic quality i've ever heard, I truly dont get it. Fuck this guy

Manakaiser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:47:18 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

made me smirk :)

Goldenoir ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:59:48 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

/s

GifelteFish ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:42:14 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

He's actually spending a ton of time and money manipulating youtube metrics based on the views and likes.

petraman ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 18:16:03 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)*

He flexes the (probably rented) Lambo and a swanky hotel room as his apartment, yet he barely flashes his $20k Audemars Piguet watch? Must be a knockoff.

Holy shit, this guy is an absolute fake... Check out this instagram post of his truck.

RobotKitten ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:17:33 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I'm a 4x4 guy and those don't look like Toyos, at least not their flagships. Also they wouldn't want a sponsor image to be off trail, let alone what looks like the LA river.

petraman ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:37:56 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

It just looks photoshopped to me. The perspective is weird, and I don't see any tire tracks.

zweli2 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 15:46:49 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Unless he was literally anorexic and on death's door there's no way he has gained anywhere close to "30lbs of muscle"

Blabatee ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:06:18 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

What a douche. All consumption and flash; nothing useful.

defiantcross ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 16:33:57 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

doesnt like to waste time

Uses the laptop trackpad instead of a mouse

musicaldigger ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:52:03 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

i use the pad on my macbook, is that bad?

i don't care about wasting time though

defiantcross ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:54:07 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

If you dont care about wasting time it's fine

justinmillerco ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:34:54 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

You know itโ€™s legit when you pay to post a press release across newswire services to promote that a video you uploaded created $1M in sales for your business.

Everything about this guy reads like heโ€™s trying to fabricate how successful he is instead of just actually being successful.

RobotKitten ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:19:30 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Kind of sad on the part of yahoo to even publish that.

justinmillerco ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:14:15 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Yahoo doesnโ€™t editorialize press releases.

News wire services have content distribution partnerships where all of their press releases will get automatically posted to certain news platforms.

badalki ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:30:27 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

looked him up, he owns a company that sells male grooming equipment and is worth $2.5m. In CEO terms that is terrible and he's poor. This video is also just utter self congratulation. His weird sayings and 'inspirational quotes' are meaningless and remind me of zoolander, 'moisture is the essence of wetness'.

CappedNPlanit ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 14:26:40 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

"Help me pack on about 30 lbs of muscle" son you have like 10 at most lol stop. Do people not realize what 30 lbs of muscle looks like? Thats a freakin beast.

TrueBlue98 ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 17:46:52 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Dunno bout muscle but he's certainly got 30lbs of shite coming out of his mouth

crutonandcreme ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:12:07 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

He's pretty tall as far as I know.

Moist_Ad5933 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:09 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

He looks 5'9" lol.

tubetop2go ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:05:00 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

So why does it look like noon outside when he wakes up at 5 am to get an early start?

Hebbocake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:05 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

The clock says 11:23 lol

FourWindMinstrel ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:13:42 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

โ€œBusiness is like chess. I never learned the rules.โ€

caspanzerman1505 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:50:10 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

This guy spends his entire day preparing for his day

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:11:16 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion.

mattyboy2000 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:03:41 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I canโ€™t stand people like this. My sister in laws ex husband was a loser like this guy. Constantly talking about โ€œthat hustleโ€ and โ€œgrinding 24/7 peepsโ€ and lots of these โ€œ๐Ÿ’ฏโ€ But he never did anything. At all. He would use his wifeโ€™s credit card to buy peopleโ€™s groceries that were in line behind him to feel/look like some big shot. He didnโ€™t have a job.

shingfunger ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:06:16 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

You sound like youโ€™re stuck at 99, you need to ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ

mattyboy2000 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:15:58 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Haha I donโ€™t grinnnd enough

spottydodgy ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 16:13:31 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Strong "American Psycho" vibes from this guy

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:02 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

You're giving him too much credit.

ilikevenndiagrams ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:00:21 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

how sure are we this isnโ€™t an ad for the clothing he wears

mime454 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:58:40 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

It is. Thatโ€™s what heโ€™s the CEO of.

DawgBroMan ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:42:49 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Answers emails while eat so as not to waste time but then goes on long drives around the city in his lambo for โ€œcreative thinkingโ€

whorememberspogs ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:18:37 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

24 year old ceo

Hey my dad gave me some money and Iโ€™m using shareholders money to rent this car for a video set

ShortNerdyOne ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:19:46 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I hate, hate, hate the whole, "If I can do it, you can too, no excuses," thing with a passion. Everyone is different. Everyone has different tools and resources. To say otherwise is not helping anyone.

Taureg01 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:25:24 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

guarantee that car is a rental

Sadistic_Irony ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:28:06 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

So if i wake up earlier i too can can be a complete tool?

FrodoMoji ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:32:19 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I couldn't watch more than 42 seconds. Blech.

aBeaSTWiTHiNMe ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:02:27 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Rent car.

Have friend film you.

Trick idiots into thinking you're worth fuck all.

Get YouTube views and ad revenue, like all CEO's.

?????

Profit.

BobWire777 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:43:21 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

What a fucking douche

justanotherone543 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:59:19 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

How do you say he doesnโ€™t do shit? He goes jogging and takes a cold shower. Master of the universe right there.

CXDriver227 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:45:07 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I want a car with doors that do this (motions sliding up), not this (motions opening away).

Just_Chasing_Cars ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:27:34 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Success in one area means I must be a genius which means my banal mundane daily routine must be essential viewing to everyone

JPGer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:31:51 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Im sure the camera focusing on him in his boxers constantly was very important to show his routine as a ceo

BrownSugar_99 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:41:53 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Wakes up at 5 AM yet its bright and sunny outside....also all this fucker did was workout, answer emails, go for a drive and then drink at a bar. Real productive use of time. Also did no one else notice when he โ€œwoke up at 5 AMโ€ he had perfectly styled hair?!

Keanugrieves16 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:11:45 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Wow, didnโ€™t know as I plumber I did more than a 24 year old CEO, just kidding, I knew that.

AndrewTheBeast ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:39:09 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Song that was playing, if anyone else was interested.

BBB232 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:00:36 on December 22, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

was searching the comments for this tysm

S-Domain ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:21:30 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I mean all of these videos are cringe, but Iโ€™m sure he does work lol just doesnโ€™t show it for the video

Fukyuiku ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:44:05 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

POS or just a fucking asshole

-SkarchieBonkers- ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:18:24 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Daily routine: Wake up born into wealth. Quickly forget. Make self-mythologizing video. Go to bed.

Goatman_Jack ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:36:03 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Instagram repost bot/motivational accounts be like.

โ€œYes!โ€ โ€œYes!โ€ โ€œYes!โ€ โ€œThis is how you do it!๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผโ€ โ€œKeys๐Ÿ”‘ to success!โ€ โ€œPure motivation!โ€ โ€œThis is it!โ€ โ€œThis is it!โ€ โ€œInspirational!โ€ โ€œGet it!โ€ โ€œWarrant Buffets nuts!โ€ โ€œGoals!โ€ โ€œYou dream big you win big!โ€

d_e_l_u_x_e ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:03:00 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

He made this himself to brand himself so he could put it on his bio page of the 5 brands he runs lol.

Battleharden ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:22:23 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I cant imagine how unfun it would be to drive around a Lamborghini in the middle of a huge city. Sounds like a nightmare.

ifeelhome ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:04:40 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I love how if you go to his LinkedIn his current company has no formal page and has 3 employees. Jesus what a douche.

Kurzweil66 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:28:08 on December 21, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Mexican pants salesman with a youtube channel rents a lamborghini

Witty_Username_81 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:16:34 on December 26, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

So basically the steps to success here are:

  1. Be trust fund kid

  2. Make videos that give the illusion I somehow gained my wealth and notoriety through my own hard work and innovative ideas.

  3. Keep profiting off all that capital I inherited from my family despite being insanely out of touch with the reality of 99% of the world's population

delRefugio ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:33:49 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Yes this video is cringeworthy as fuck, but he's genuinely loaded.

I hired him ~2 years ago to promote a brand I was working with on his YouTube channel, and he was charging mid 4 figures per promotion. He seems to do a video every day so assuming his rates haven't changed (unlikely), he's clearing around $1m/year just from YouTube promos - plus adsense revenue, plus whatever other income streams he has (I don't follow his content anymore)

AsexualArowana ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:02:01 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Capitalism is a mistake.

ThisIsTheOnlyName1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:42:54 on January 15, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

I like how his source of income is never mentioned

Grymsta ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:22:16 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

call me a hater but i despise these videos. they just seem so pretentious and out of touch.

deadguyinthere ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:41:22 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I wish I could watch without giving him a view

mothzilla ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:49:49 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

This has strong tones of Patrick Bateman.

Looking around it seems he's just an Instagram "influencer". This isn't him showing us his daily routine, this video is him trying to influence. "Buy this tat and you can drive a funny blue car".

AKAShmuelCohen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:06:09 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I have two businesses that compete against each other.

2BabiesInATrenchcoat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:10:44 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I kept waiting for the work to begin and then it was over. Sigh .... Roll out the guillotine again, time to do a hard reset on capitalism.

cheesecrystal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:17:00 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

What a penis. Patrick Masturbate-man wannabe.

lastdazeofgravity ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:36:23 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

people like this treat life like a competition. sounds frickin' exhuasting

Phuc_Bui ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:59:40 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

This is the kind of content I enjoy

BrickFaceBenny ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:59:39 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Oooo shit, my boy teachingmenfashion. Lets be honest, all he does is post instagram pics in jack & jones outfits and spew "alpha male" bs tips to an impressionable beta male fanbase, who hope to become as attractive as him by watching his tips, while its just genetics at the end lol

ban_jaxxed ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:39:18 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I googled the lad and he has legitimately done quite well for himself out of shit like this, so fair play.

But this looks like another extension of his business.

His actual day is probably boring as fuck to have made that much coin so young, but a 15 minute video of phone calls, emails and zoom meetings with his account wouldn't have got as many views.

OrangeCarton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:22 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Not true, plenty of "ugly attractive" dudes out there. Style, grooming, how you present yourself all help you become more attractive.

His body isn't just genetics, he had to work for that too.

If he's making money from this shit then more power to him. I wish I could wake up at 11.23 every day lol

I_DONT_YOLO ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:24:25 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I like how the glass is fogged up for his cold shower

BCM072996 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:05:34 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah it is โ€œa long driveโ€. From where this dude lives in proximity to Manhattan and Brooklyn judging by the video I would bet his โ€œdrivesโ€ would actually equal 20 hours of traffic per week

ltwtrower ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:59:39 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

THIS MANS HAS LESS THAN 200 CONNECTIONS ON LINKEDIN

lmfao

clone_ranger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:38:40 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I wake up at 5 AM, shows sunlight of 7:30-8 AM

Titan886 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:53:15 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Louis62490 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:11:21 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

What did I just watch, I did not see this guy work once in this video, if anything doesnโ€™t seem like he does shit

Autate ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:25:16 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

This guy is our punchline and is ridicule all around NY

bensawn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:59:53 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Lmfao him answering emails, yo you can see heโ€™s just staring at the background of his monitor mister attention to details here is cutting all the goddamn corners something tells me he just likes attention

Bbaftt7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:35:40 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Why did I have to see his dick?

onegaminus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:42:20 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Holy fuck literally an entire video just so he can jerk off to himself while listening to his own voice and seeing himself in different environments.

I swear this is just porn for a narcissist.

WWhataboutismss ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:37:39 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

If that's his body after packing on 30lbs of muscle I'd hate to see what gulag body he was working with before.

ThreadedPommel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:45:14 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
muzaklover75 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:58:20 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I go for long drives in my Lambo when I need to clear my head. The congested, pedestrian filled streets of Manhattan really let the engine get up to a purring speed. I use to have zero self esteem but I bought some. You can too! I get up early everyday because everyone is a threat to me and they are competition. Itโ€™s hard to be me but again you can do it!

thascarecro ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:05:22 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

4.5m subs but 90k views on his recent videos? Buying subs does work i guess.

svartkatt88 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:10:12 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I didn't know they made a comedy version of American psycho.

rivasjardon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:39:43 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

โ€œWhen I was scrawny and lankyโ€...

NuclearxRage ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:44:59 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

This is one big flex and it shows

OctopussCrime ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:16:51 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

can we have health care please

cheesesandwhichtv ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:35:13 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

My man said he drives his lambo to unwind after his 1 call before lunch and a couple emails

GSDNinjadog ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:23:49 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

He paid a camera crew to capture his six pack. This is a dating video.

Lemres17 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:15:09 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

This manโ€™s whole channel is cringe

soulhooker ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:31:46 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Lol does he show his morning boner on purpose?

_sophia_petrillo_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:09:29 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Love how it went straight from putting on his watch in the morning to lunch.

shiggyshagz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:41:55 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

He has like 5 mil followers lmao. Imagine following this shit

mr_no_print ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:46:23 on December 22, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

This guy doesn't like to waste time so much that his hair is already made by the time he wakes up

Representative_Day93 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:54:55 on December 28, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Dude canโ€™t even lie that he was overweight for inspiration has to say scrawny for confidence and ego

Finn_3000 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:09:38 on December 30, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

lmao, "after the work is done", all he did was work out and drive his lambo around

alovelyhobbit21 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:53:56 on December 31, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

This is a cringe lifestyle.

Rit0tiR45 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 11:10:03 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Almost as if executives donโ€™t generate any value for the economy or society. To be clear they donโ€™t do anything worthwhile that anyone with a degree in economics or math couldnโ€™t do, if anything every US company proves that executives are dumb as shit and solely rely on the government to keep them afloat.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ krampfen ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 11:34:13 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

These entrepreneur style videos are essentially capitalist propaganda.

[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 14:48:59 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

If it really was, why is it so laughably bad?

Change the voice over, cut it down to 30 seconds, and it could be a designer jeans commercial.
If you can't tell the content from the ads anymore, why bother watching?

ilikevenndiagrams ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:57:31 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

this felt like a clothing ad to me. itโ€™s 50% him getting dressed

rasta41 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:46:09 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

That was the point, apparently his "businesses" are fashion / clothing based.

[deleted] ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 11:59:01 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

"Time is money and therefore valuable"

Fuck anyone who thinks this way.

Time is living. And your life is valuable

Pencilman53 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 14:36:07 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Time can be almost whatever you want and that's why it's valuable.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:50 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Thats what I call life. Living can be anything. It can be time with family, working, reading, painting, anything you want.

Living your life is what brings you joy and what brings you joy can be what ever you like

NJcTrapital ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 14:22:35 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
chubykid3 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:00:08 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Cool edgy dramatic comment but CEOs give you the phone in your pocket, the clothes youโ€™re wearing, your bed, your house, your car. Itโ€™s all because of someone taking on a risk to create an innovation or piece of technology that makes your life easier. You would have nothing you have right now if it wasnโ€™t for the business that took place with a vision of making better lives for people like you.

signmeupdude ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 16:39:59 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

This is such a typical reddit comment. Just because we have a video of some 24yr old douche being a douche doesnt mean all CEOs dont do anything.

N1ghtshade3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:51 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah regardless of your opinion of Apple products, Steve Jobs revolutionized modern computing; he certainly didn't just check his emails when he woke up and do nothing all day.

Anyone who thinks executives just put their feet up and rake in money through their employees is seriously delusional.

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:01:20 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

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๐ŸŽ™๏ธ krampfen ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 13:07:44 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

True, I hear exploiting the working class can be very tiring and stressful.

zweli2 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:40:46 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Okay so what's the alternative to executives then? Someone has to be in charge and determine the strategic direction of these companies. You honestly sound like a dumbass with no conception of the intricacies involved in setting up and running an organisation

roofied_elephant ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:28:12 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Co-ops.

[deleted] ยท -12 points ยท Posted at 13:13:14 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

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๐ŸŽ™๏ธ krampfen ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 13:15:43 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

wage slave

If there are slaves there are slave owners, pretty sure it's fine to talk trash about them.

[deleted] ยท -18 points ยท Posted at 13:28:49 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)*

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๐ŸŽ™๏ธ krampfen ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 13:30:43 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Holy shit you just went full mask off. Ok firstly "wage slaves" are part of society. You think the working class are better off dead? Who's gonna do all that labour then?

_Draven_ ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 13:31:52 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Your comment makes me sick. You sound like a horrible person. Get help. Signed, Chemical Warehouse Wage Slave that moved the materials used to manufacture the chips in your phone.

[deleted] ยท -12 points ยท Posted at 13:35:59 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

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_Draven_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:00 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Because not every white mfer in the country can be a self made millionaire entrepreneur. I have plenty of other skills I'd rather make money off of but I have people to support and I can't be dependent on someone else's income keeping me afloat while I muck around getting started. What's your effin story huh? What makes you so high and mighty? Do you never buy products from companies that only exist to manipulate and take advantage of their laborer's value? What's your money coming from, daddies oil investments??

_Draven_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:37:30 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Also there you go being hypocritical, using technology that uses materials like nickel which is mined up and pollutes ground water in communities overseas. No company exists without exploitation of labor. Instead of saying that "wage slaves" are "uneducated and are better off dead". What if you can't afford college, what if you're born into a poor family? All poors are scum eh?

similiarintrests ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:38:40 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Heard about Elon Musk? Bill Gates? Steve Jobs?

You should probably sell your PC and live in the woods with your argument

[deleted] ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 12:13:30 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

What do you do for a living?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ krampfen ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 13:06:41 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

If you think this is any kind of dunk then you're wrong. Executives contribute nothing to society, end of story. Doesn't matter if a doctor or a barista is saying it, it's still true.

[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 13:52:14 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)*

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TheAvacadoNinja ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:32:55 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

There should be a term difference in "kid who is given dads company" and executives with buisness degrees and years of experience. I think he is talking about the former while using blanket statements.

Taureg01 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:25:04 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

You made this up and are dumb for thinking it

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:24:30 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

So why don't you become an executive and reap a few millions then? Should be easy.

Who is managing all these companies if not the executives?

TheAvacadoNinja ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:29:17 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Who is managing all these companies if not the executives?

Um the managers.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:34:27 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Maybe I am stupid or there is a different meaning in the US but in Germany an executive is another word for manager / CEO / etc

TheAvacadoNinja ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:42:29 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Well executives are upper managment. Typically. And now that I have more time to thing about it i dont agree with OP. Yes there are executives who are useless (apt of them), but some CFO's and CEOs and such work harder than thier employees. It needs to be a company by company based opinion.

TheAvacadoNinja ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:42:43 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

And you are far from stupid!

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ krampfen ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 13:28:59 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

So why don't you become an executive and reap a few millions then?

Exploiting the working class is bad.

[deleted] ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 13:32:11 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Use your millions from your easy executive job to help people the .

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ krampfen ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:36:35 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Or you could make workplaces democratic and do away with the need for executives.

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:32:48 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

How would that work?

"Hey which insurance should we take?โ€œ

"I don't know, let's ask Jeff who is assembling tires what he thinks."

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ krampfen ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:36:07 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

You can still have representative democracy within a workplace. As it currently stands Jeff who is assembling tires has no say in anything.

[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:07:43 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

And what if Jeffs decision leads to losses? Is Jeff personally going to cover it or is the business owner responsible for that?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ krampfen ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:19:01 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

It wouldn't just be him making the decision, that's not democracy. A democratic workplace would be democratically owned so Jeff and all the other workers would own the business.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:36:55 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

But how get Jeff and all others get to own the business? Do we just disown the current owner? Do Jeff and others need to spend all their money to buy the company? Is the government paying for it?

How would that work practically?

Do all workers even want to be responsible for the company? Why don't they start their own company?

TheAvacadoNinja ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:30:06 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Uhoh someone forgot how a company works.

crutonandcreme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:34 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Why not start a democratic company? All this talk of worker operated coops and yet no one seems to start any. Curious.

Pencilman53 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:38:31 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Even in democracy you still need people to lead the company. I.e executives.

[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 13:32:52 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Ok end of story when is the sequel to end of story?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ krampfen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:35:57 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

What?

TheAvacadoNinja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:27 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Thier career is literally irrelevant. They could be homeless and still correct. Which they are. Executives are a waste of money.

DecadentEx ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:15:18 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

EAT THE RICH!

ScratchC ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:17:16 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

LMAOOOOOOO this dude def makes cringe worthy videos. It's because of how he THINKS he has to present himself. Under all that cringe he's got some good fashion advice sometimes (specially in his old videos). I used to watch his hauls from budget stores where he'd put a wardrobe together under a certain budget.

Bluegrass_ent ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:28:56 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

What do you mean doesnโ€™t do shit?? Dude worked out twice and drove a Lambo, he does tons of shit. He also has a cool glowing closet for his clothes, I assume it shrinks them, but just enough, ya know.

0bstructin ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:57:19 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I don't care what anyone says, my boy here is earning his paycheck.

Strip_Bar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:01:31 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Idk seems pretty badass, I want to be rich af while not doing shit lol.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:48:04 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I see shit like this and realize how people could be jealous of the ultra rich.

Most of us will never make it anywhere close to this.

But you absolutely can get more control over your life.

If youโ€™re young and reading this.... donโ€™t fucking get married or have kids early. Donโ€™t lock yourself into any type of insane debt until you are ready.

I personally love my life but it took some work to get to this point

Accomplished-Ad6992 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:30:21 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Got money from mom and dad, now for a flex

I_Chose_Nachos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:37:03 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

This guy gets up at 5 am to get a jump on the competition. I've learned that absolutely no one is up at 5 am to compete with. Fucking hell, that's my problem. I sleep in.

PeachTrees632 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:56:39 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Dude just got in the shower twice to get in his car twice to not even go anywhere

dimitri_akeel9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:56:22 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Moist critical did a reaction to this i would recommend it

STCThunder12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:57:40 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Definitely wasnโ€™t five in the morning haha

levianthony ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:09:07 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

This guys YouTube is the worst. He does list or top 3-5 of everything. Itโ€™s always sponsored shit that heโ€™s pushing.

TheBlueEdition ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:59 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Dude woke up, took a shit, showered, worked out, drove his super car then had a drink.

Really inspirational.

glewtion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:02 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

"Day into my life" - what does that mean? A Day in my life makes sense, but into?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:02 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I canโ€™t believe he doesnโ€™t have the new AirPods

Shadypanda007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:38 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

This is good stuff

funny_like_how ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:32 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

This made me wish I had cancer.

EkkoUnited ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:01 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

This was an ad surely. This person is likely an actor. There was no mention of his brands but there was several plugs of other brands.

mime454 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:08 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

His brand is the clothes heโ€™s wearing in this. Not an actor, but he does act over confident in all the videos to sell kids shit they donโ€™t need.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:17 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

All that time and money, and yet he canโ€™t afford a decent mic ๐Ÿ˜‚

Einkidu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:30 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Mf just got out of the morning shower and is like "now it's time for a healthy lunch". I love it.

UrinePulp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:35 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™m from the Bay Area. I have to work 60 hours, 6 days a week to survive. Stay in school kids!

MomijiMatt1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:33 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

This is some big pyramid scheme energy.

bigk777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:11 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, cringe. But the video was nicely shot and edited.

StripelessZebra103 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:36 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Itโ€™s been a while since Iโ€™ve seen this movie. American Psycho is a lot different than what I remember

fistmyliver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:43 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Youtube comments are saying that lambos a rental and his "home" is actually a hotel.

FerrumCenturio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:27 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

My guy doesn't even have 30 pounds of muscle total lmao

rhenryjr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:30 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Probably got millions in fraudulent PPP loans.

jstover777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:08 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

1) Incorporate in Nevada for $49.

2) Rent a sweet pad for a night on AirBnb.

3) Rent a Lambo for the day.

4) Have your buddy videotape.

5) Instant cred.

So called "Internet Marketing gurus" do this type of shit all the time..cough cough Tia Lopez.

retrospectr3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:30 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)*

Working out, picking which watch to wear, taking multiple showers a day, and answering a few emails over lunch is really all it takes.

Scrubbadubdoug ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:35 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

"I wake up at 5am"

Sun is already at its peak for the day

5am is the new 12pm I guess.

EroticBurrito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:56 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

This is toxic masculinity right here.

muzic_san ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:53 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Oh man Charlie did a great video on em

AtomiicOne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:16 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

More like โ€œ24 year old trust fund baby with a half-assed web business, but that means he can call himself a CEOโ€™s daily routine.โ€

Teflawn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:22 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I bet this guy doesn't even have 47 lamborghinis in his lamborghini account.

HerbalSnails ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:13 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Besides the lambo, this looks exactly like being unemployed.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:03 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

What does he actually do ๐Ÿคท

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:30 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Most people would find doing one fifth of what I do IMPOSSIBLE!!!

vipertruck99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:17 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

The best thing about influencers is they quite regularly die. It is entirely a shame this has no influence on those that follow them.

MDCM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:45 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Holy shit, I just looked at his channel and its a treasure trove of cringe, incredible.

TurboTrev ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:36 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Dude needs a pop filter for his microphone.

Area51Resident ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:32 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

He skipped right over the part where he furiously masturbates on his own pictures. That's got take some day out of his busy, busy day.

Brohammer53 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:49 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

This entire video:

I hate my mornings and don't do anything overly impressive, but I'm hot shit because I am where I am due to mild commitments and connections I was born into

Youll0Float0Too ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:04 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

The entire fucking channel is just clickbait. That's all they post is click bait

yungsausages ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:05 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Step 1 to get Rich: own a wooden closet with one single black shirt hanging in it

EmasculatedSputum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:25 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Checked out at 5 am. Fuck that.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:44 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

The title of this video should be โ€œDay in the life of a trust fund kid who has no idea what a CEO actually doesโ€

DavetheBarber24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:03 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

is it true that that apartment is a room at 1 Hotel Brooklyn Bridge Hotel?

someone said that a youtube comment

DagDunkin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:35 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

What is this from ? A promo for one of his brands or his dating profile?

radiohead87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:23 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

His daily routine is trying to turn himself into a brand. Welcome to our culture of narcissism.

supersuperpartypoope ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:45 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

TBF at least hes not spending all day on reddit..

gitbse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:25 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

"A hard day's work at the company my dad bought me"

MiniGoat_King ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:07 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I thought this was a fan review video of Cyberpunk 2077 from the video preview pic.

softestcore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:42 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
lock_IT_tf_UP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:38 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah what an original idea. I'm sure nobody else on the planet has seen American Psycho other than this guy

IcanSew831 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:57 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Why is his closet door a barn door? Why doesnโ€™t he do any work? All he does is workout, eat and drive his car. And why am I positive he wears enough cologne to smell him 3 rooms away?

cheesecrystal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:27 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

According to the clock, penis breath here, missed his check out time. I bet heโ€™s late getting that lambo back to the rental place.

Iateababy68 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:59 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

He is impressively full of himself holy shit

Nude_Tayne66 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:31 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Now THIS is the type of man that has a woman tied up somewhere, total psychopath/narcissist vibes here.

Aero93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:32 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

This is all rented shit for an influencer

PippySlippyChips1987 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:07 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Lol he woke up, worked out, got dressed, ate lunch while answering emails, and it was time for his evening workout.

neighborhoodman323 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:17 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Wtf i used to watch him for mens fashion advice. This is how he ended up?

Adept_Concert_298 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:07 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

That sweet sweet daddys loan money. Keeps every self made man afloat.

pndas2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:15 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Soo got no idea what he's actually does. This just looks like my day off. Wake up, take a shower, drive to get coffee. Play on my computer. Minus the expensive shit

e13v3n_1111 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:05 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I believe Critical covered this guy.

ChicaFoxy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:22 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
jagger59 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:42 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Who cares

kspot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:04 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

This is so much more cringe than I could have anticipated.

Expected 4/10 cringe. For 10/10. Way to go, op

oldballls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:46 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I canโ€™t believe he innately calls it a night! Iโ€™VE BEEN DOING IT ALL WRONG!

jebuz23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:25 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

โ€œI hate running and I hate morning work outs. I do bothโ€

Maybe donโ€™t, man? It doesnโ€™t make you brave or interesting to force yourself to do stuff you donโ€™t want to...

tayfree423 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:09 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Him on the phone. "I know mom!! Jeez I'm late for my evening workout, gotta go."

electropep64 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:14 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I also wake up at 5am.....shower, go to work (industrial electrician) than am home by 4 and since I don't have a Lamborghini I spend time wife my wife and kids......maybe its the wife and kids that make me unsuccessful!!!!

lilslippi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:52 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Nothing like going for a long drive in Downtown Brooklyn.

gigsome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:46 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

โ€œThe five minute work week.โ€

jeromezooce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:36 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Shit load of bs

MD_Yoro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:07 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Bro, where are your weekly P&L reports and CSRs.

Monte_20 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:24 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

How are you a CEO at 24?

1h8fulkat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:17 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

"Anyway, here's 30 shots of me taking my shirt off and driving my lambo"

PizzaMorons ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:58 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

We just got Gary Vee'd

YawnieYohnson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:15 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

But when does he work?

tedwardbundy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:07 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

lol the part where it was showing him doing the "tedious task of answering emails" he was just staring at the home screen. wish i could have his hard life

Thr0waway0864213579 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:24 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Imagine being young, hot, and rich, and still insecure enough to make this.

AdotFlicker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:53 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Didnโ€™t make it 2 minutes.

hoodie-weather ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:28 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

every one of this guys youtube videos is 50% an ad for clothing or jewelry

Shamuthewhaler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:23 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

holy shit its all plugins with his merch.

sheeeeeez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:53 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Probably CEO of family's oil money and his fitness instagram account

UnpopularRight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:11 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I never realized that so much of a morning routine needed to be gratuitous shirtless moments. Iโ€™ll have to change that.

stratosfearinggas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:43 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

5 brands. I assume it's all the expensive stuff he showed in the video but he didn't name them or even put the camera on them long enough for me to recognize them. Pretty bad brand management.

MuseofRose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:10 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)*

One of them is probably named Essentials. He put a lot of emphasis on saying ''Essentials tee'

stratosfearinggas ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:01:24 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Esntls. Cause he doesn't have time working through lunch for more than one vowel.

Habitattt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:03 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

He's actually closing the blinds in that clip, not opening them. Footage is reversed. Lol

ColorlessTune ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:45 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

โ€œGet up at 5amโ€ ... Sunโ€™s already fully up.

TheRealBobSacamono ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:37 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I used to be just a normal person. Now Iโ€™m a successful entrepreneur. Thereโ€™s a reason Iโ€™m not just a normal guy, thereโ€™s a reason I got a six pack, a reason Iโ€™m successful. The first thing I do is wake up in the morning. The reason I wake up in the morning is cuz I gotta start my day with a win, and by opening my eyes Iโ€™ve already jump started the day and achieved success. The next thing I do is call my Mom, not to check up on her, but to ask her for money. I tell her I need money to pay my lease payment on the Lambo and to appear successful. After she wires me the money, Iโ€™ll check my emails while scrolling reddit. You have to be able to multitask to be successful in this world. By being able to achieve the tasks of scrolling reddit, and having rich parents, Iโ€™ve already ensured my success for the day. Luckily I donโ€™t have any emails because if I did this would take hours out of my day to answer them, making my success that much harder. Having a good spam filter is essential to being successful. When this is all said and done I treat myself to a cocktail, because I donโ€™t give a fuck about the pandemic I gotta kick it with the boys, Iโ€™ve had a hard day, and Iโ€™m successful. Doing these things enables me to work only one day a week and be successful. As long as my mom has a lot of money, my success is ensured. You could do it too, if you were as dedicated as I am, the first step is waking up with a six pack. Tune in next week when I teach you how to have cocktails with the boys and how to make your mom rich to ensure your success. ESNTLZ LFE RCH MOM CLB LLC.

Easymoneysniper408 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:46 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Wtf does he do again ? This video lasted 2 min but in reality he made the video in a couple of hours .

Tyko_3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:13 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Get up at 5 am (or is it 11:23?). Time to unwind.

RunFlorestRun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:15 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

His โ€œhouseโ€ is actually a hotel in Brooklyn called 1 Hotel Brooklyn Bridge and his Lamborghini is a rental. This is the real cringe

Rampant_baconator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:17 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

At what point does this guy just go into a closet and flog himself for an hour? Seems to really get off and doing things he hates.

Shayneros ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:07 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

The best way to not waste time is by driving around aimlessly in one of the most traffic heavy places in the country? Not sure how that's not a waste of time but aight.

BoydSchidt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:34 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

He looks lonely

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:19 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

This is the classic motivational speaker CEO, they don't actually do anything. Throw him in a product management position for a high tech product, watch him drown in tears. This guy will never be a billionaire.

slickpapillon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:26 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Blow hard

AmericCanuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:38 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I'm okay with this except the "get up at 5 am to get a head start blah blah"

YOU ALSO GO TO BED AT 7:30 LOL

wingspantt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:09 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Now watch Patrick Bateman from American Psycho explain his morning routine and realize the same vapid corporate culture still exists. Except now these everyday psychos are even more celebrated.

https://youtu.be/RjKNbfA64EE

Nacho_7258 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:41 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

What a dull life.

GraveyDeluxe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:28 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
  • Work out

  • Eat

  • Work out

That's how you do business

Marble_wheels ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:12 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I was SO hoping this was fake, and someone at the end of the video would just knock him the fuck out at tell him to shut the fuck up

TrailerParkTonyStark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:47 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Nobody cares, you spoiled turd.

DisconnectedAG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:01 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)*

Dude's an actor. As in if you Google him, it clearly says he's an actor. So he's a ceo of keeping his own body fit and doing acting gigs.

The video is toxic shit.

Edit i googled the wrong dude. The correct one is even worse.

VinzClortho52 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:03 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Not the same guy, dude. Google harder. Sometimes 2 people have the same name.

DisconnectedAG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:23 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Gah you are right. Even worse. Thanks for the correction.

Hoyboyn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:11 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

โ€œI drive my Lambo because the freedom feeling makes me think creativelyโ€ lol ok buddy

He reminds of me this one kid I have on Snapchat from high school who always posts stories with a note pad that has writing on it like โ€œgame planโ€ in large letters with the caption โ€œbusinessmen always gotta plan!โ€ It just screams insecurity and makes me feel like theyโ€™re just lonely

IntelligentHuman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:43 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

"I love myself, blah, blah, blah, let me brag about myself, blah, blah, blah......Oh, Hey there, would you like to see me in a movie about myself? (NO!) "too bad! here I am!"

crunkmunky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:08 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

#hustle

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:41 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Omg lol

fnatikk50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:40 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

slap slowmo every 5 sec so they think I'm cool.

looks so boring

TriSamples ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:22 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Itโ€™s like someone watched some Gary V and Prince EA then made a video in an attempt to copy them. Itโ€™s both hideously professional and yet unprofessional at the same time, lots of thought went into renting the sports car, shooting nice shots and renting a hotel but then it was scripted by a two year old.

ThisIsFineImFine89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:01 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

โ€œexecutive timeโ€

GetDomeJones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:23 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

So his day is answering emails with lunch and working out? Wow, sounds tough, what a 'calloused' mind he has pushing himself like that. He strikes me as someone totally deluded and having no idea what 'normal' life is like.

inhinias ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:15 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Let me guess, he either faked the entire thing to appear rich or his dad bought him a startup...

InFeI2nO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:59 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

This is the most pretentious shit I've ever seen in my life. Did he say, "... and INNATELY call it a night?", my eyes rolled to the back of my head so hard it almost became permanent.

suptoan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:15 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

He seems like the kind of guy who would slap his own ass during sex

vegancrossfiter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:27 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I remember the times when this guy was humble and had cool videos

bigbill327 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:19 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

This guy actually makes a lot of money tho....

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:47 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Day in the life of a douche bag

vidhyut01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:41 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Man! I saw this guys videos a few years ago. I liked his content too. But this is dumb!

Pea_soup927 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:53 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Surprise we didnโ€™t watch him crush his daily pussy.

Tbnyc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:47 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Spending daddyโ€™s mony

Knowaa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:01 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

It seems like he does nothing productive all day

tacocat8541 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:30 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

The real question is how this has over 50k likes on youtube???

hurtadjr193 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:03 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

He has a Colombian name and sounds a bit a colombian. I hope not. Id be embarrassing for us.

xJUSTAH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:28 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I thought this was a parody

OldMackysBackInTown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:47 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Has anyone ever drawn the connection with these ridiculous videos and Patrick Bateman? A man who obviously did it first and devolved into a serial killer.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:52 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Heโ€™s CrUsHing iT this year!

Tigvee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:10 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Wait, whereโ€™s the part of his routine where daddy hands over a suitcase of cash?

Account_J99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:45 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

My favourite part is him taking a LOONG drive to unwind and then when getting home he likes to have a cocktail to relax and unwind from his drive lol

you90000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:47 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Did he's mommy and dad give him that money?

panamaniansensation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:53 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Laundry day must be a nightmare for this dude.

hernerrrrr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:20 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

โ€œA day into my lifeโ€ โ€œbefore itโ€™s even work hoursโ€.... yeah this dude sounds brilliant

C00T3RIFIC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:01 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

This screams, โ€œtrust fundโ€, and I like the smell of my own farts

MuseofRose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:26 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I find these entreprenuership "influencers" intriguing. There must be a modicum of success since the barrel never seems to be empty of them

mchawks29 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:38 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

when does he play vidya?

LAVATORR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:55 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

"24 year-old CEO" has no idea how immature and desperate for approval he looks.

FARTCOPTERRRRR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:34 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

This is just American Psycho for the Instagram generation.

stratosfearinggas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:26 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

If he changed his tone he would be Patrick Bateman.

HansBlixJr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:52 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

great sequel but I loved THE ORIGINAL so much.

icanspoil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:09 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

What a fucking dweeb. I'm sure I come off as envious but seriously what kind of pretentious douche would make a video like this and put it out on the internet for everyone to see?

Eindacor_DS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:02 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Day into my life

wut right off the bat

NotKevinJames ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:24 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

โ€œMy parents are rich, you can do it tooโ€

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:04 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

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Dean_Pe1ton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:48 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

What does he even do? Aside from living up his ass apparently

Ashimowa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:50 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Yea, I too like to go to bars, get some alcohol and then DRIVE back home.

chicken_fricker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:02 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

God damn I hate these โ€œhustlerโ€ type people. Yโ€™all arenโ€™t skilled.

Existential_Stick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:06 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Lmao its every hipster CEO stereotype in one video!

Chermzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:47 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Whoโ€™s that other YouTuber dude who did the morning routine also and then he got made fun of so bad by other YouTubers...?

KuntaStillSingle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:47 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

business is like a chess game, you always got to be three moves ahead of the competition

And if you roll doubles, go directly to jail

Minidestroy100 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:48 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Everything I have avoided.

GroundbreakingAd4386 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:25 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Get up at 5am? No way. My kids sleep through the night now so thatโ€™s a big win. Iโ€™d sleep til 11am if I could (usual is 1am to go to bed) & you know what? For the most part, when I stop beating myself up about things like โ€œwhy didnโ€™t I help in some way towards the Indonesian or Portuguese political momentum to become independent republics (I wasnโ€™t born), I feel pretty damn successful. Iโ€™m off to bed now. And Iโ€™ll see you at noon.

DannyPinn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:30 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

This guy inherited A LOT of money.

wallbridgee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:47 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Kind of cringe but hey good for him

Skeillz22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:05 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

CEO in an investment bank is the most overvalued scum in all the work force. They donโ€™t actually do much m. Itโ€™s mostly the vps and supervisors that are the real work horses

Minder1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:55 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

He doesnโ€™t wake up at 5am.

Did you see how bright it was out there? He didnโ€™t even wake up at 5am to be able to get a shot of waking up at 5am for this video

Level3Bard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:05 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I'm pretty sure this guy is one of the founders of manscaped. Yes that product that everyone online is sponsored by.

sacredstones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:56 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Damn he probably watches this video every night before he goes to sleep.

DisDatDragon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:27 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
csillagpeti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:11 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

"sounds good, doesn't work"

dafighder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:23 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

American psycho?

drmonty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:50 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

This is one of those posts I accidentally downvoted cuz I hate the subject of the video, then realize where I am and upvote then send an award

gotham77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:09 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
jadams2345 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:36 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

What the hell did I just watch?! To have the audacity to document a day in your life where you don't do shit, wow the ego! Wow the ego! Imagine this guy directing his photographer/videographer! Imagine him recording commentary over this. Wow! And since when 5am looked like that? That's a couple of minutes I'm never getting back. My nickname for you rich boy is: "shallow brands"

RichPro84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:02 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Why is waking up early such a big deal?

Not for nothing the dude is in good shape, but nothing worth admiring. Every shot of him looking โ€œbuffโ€ is all shadows.

There is nothing in this video that has substance.

TurdyMcTurdson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:57 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

YouTube stars.....fake ass people who think they โ€œworkโ€ for a living. Iโ€™d love to see this douche dig a trench or pack concrete bags for a day.

Gitmfap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:31 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I sincerely hope people arenโ€™t looking up to this fraud. Discount Dan Blazarian.

fmaz008 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:41 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Youtube comments are hilarious, haha!

Mr_Phishfood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:18 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Looked at his ESNTLS brand, pretty basic no frills stuff you can get at H&M

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:38 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Step one: rent Lamborghini for $1500/day

Step two: make youtube video claiming to be a stock trading expert. Pose with your car and Instagram model you hired

Step three: edit video in your mom's basement and sell an educational course package for $1000 a pop to desperate men

Step four: profit

TheLordSHAXX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:24 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

All that talking, yet hes saying absolutely nothing

War_plex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:19 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Emails while eating? Childs play.

I inhale and exhale to exercise my lungs while I sleep. Im so advanced its second nature to me at this point.

count_meme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:16 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Imagine suffering this main character syndrome

Fragrant-Reindeer-31 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:45 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

haha this is incredible. They even got him to narrate it๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:06 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Social influencers are hardest working ppl.

TheOmegaWerewolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:20 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I hope I marry a guy like this one day <3

ihavetolaugh478 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:24 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

In all seriousness I think this guy is responsible for that lawn mower machine and all those commercials about buying three million โ€œmanโ€ products for your balls. I wonโ€™t knock the way he makes money but those commercials were very annoying....,

GAB78 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:16 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Was this just an excuse for him to walk around mostly naked and have lunch? Ppl like him are a waste of space

FreddyDaFish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:59 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Awesome insight! The part I was missing in my life was jumping in my Lamborghini and going for a long drive!

swarlinblow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:58:58 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

swunt7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:15 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

we get it he spends all day doing nothing and acts like dropshipping fad items while perusing facebook is hard work.

lil_skido ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:10 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
belchfinkle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:55 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Do people believe this shit?

__TIE_Guy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:30 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Tai Lopez 2.0

GCSpellbreaker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:05 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Dude spends the whole day getting ready for the day

zlta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:39 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Haha I recognize where this was filmed. He lives 10 minutes walk from me in Brooklyn, NY.

LylaDee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:11 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I don't understand what he is selling here. It's a commercial about himself but what are we supposed to be buying? Cringy

Great-Answer7834 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:44 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

He sleeps, he wakes, he shows abs, he sleeps

kuroarixd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:13 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

He never even typed.

ScoliOsys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:15 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

What was the deal with the Richie Rich closet thing?

Melon_Science ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:27 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I mean thereโ€™s not a lot to do in Vinewood

bensawn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:57 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Why would anyone with actual success in their field feel the need to do a vanity video like this

roguefunction ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:47 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

It's like that scene from American Psycho. "I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there."

stouta42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:29 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

"I do compound exercised to help me get 30lbs of muscle"

Post shirtless videos of himself having no extra muscle.

BillyChallenger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:13 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

This guy is the epitome of โ€œI know you want my lifeโ€. As a man, I know Iโ€™m supposed to long for his lifestyle. But, I for some reason just...donโ€™t.

baby_fart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:16:51 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I bet this guy's a real toolbag.

Beezneez86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:58 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I may be unhappy with certain aspects of my life, but I will be forever grateful that Iโ€™m not as big of an absolute fuckhead as this guy

Moist_Ad5933 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:02 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Tbh this videos are kinda based looking at the type of people who get mad

pretzelzetzel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:13 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

"One of my best wins is waking up at 5 a.m."

Sun has clearly been up for hours when he opens the blinds

ifeelhome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:58 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Broke by 30. Guaranteed.

chockykoala ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:33 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

This guy doesnโ€™t do a single chore?!

yalebatar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:02 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Dude wakes up with perfect hair... i stopped there

ajkundel93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:42 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Already Woke up and ran.

Takes cold shower after run to wake up.

Dude youโ€™ve been up for an hour and a half...

smileistheway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:01:33 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Lmfao coundnt finish. So many cringy oneliners

Drollish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:02:33 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

He is so narcissistic that he doesn't even see how ridiculous this looks.

Geometry369 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:10:57 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I donโ€™t like the vibes. Even if I end up crazy rich I do not want to be friends with this man.

-Chingachgook ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:19:17 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

This dudeโ€™s life is boring as shit. Ew

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:52 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

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KyleMcMahon ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:58:07 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Thatโ€™s a press release written by someone with their gmail account lol.

Acoustag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:59:01 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Wakes up, gets ready for work. "Time for lunch!"

CRCampbell11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:59:13 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I'm sure he's a nice kid, but that bored the hell out of me.

herefromyoutube ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:17:32 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

So his job is...reading e-mail?

rdunston ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:36:41 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

This is like exactly the starter pack I saw for this shit in r/starterpacks a couple weeks ago, weird bc itโ€™s so accurate I feel like this exact video is based off the meme but I havenโ€™t seen anything else like this so maybe it was just incredibly accurate. If so nice work.

A-Rusty-Cow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:40:16 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Im more impressed with the editing and visuals. A to the production team

darthmule ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:41:59 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

What is the shape of this scheme he has created?

povertymayne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:57:47 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Wake up at 5:00am, run, shower, then lunch? If lunch is at 12:00, thats a solid 7hours. Did my man just ran the Appalachian trail or something?... either way his day seems jam packed

childrenovmen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:17:32 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

It was cringe and he didnt do much at all but he made some good points, especially the working out in the morning thing, start your day off accomplishing a task and its off to a good start, also the cold shower thing. But yes this was trash

Nasdaddy1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:55:53 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

3 minutes of slow motion shots without his shirt on and getting in a Lamborghini

tim0ruto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:08:38 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

thank gos someone else thinks this guy is absolute cringe. why does he always yell in his videos

CSGOW1ld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:23:32 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

So he goes on what appears to be a ~6 hour drive then just calls it a day?

ZigZagBoy94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:27:13 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I saw this video a year ago or so and I immediately knew it was bull because heโ€™s a YouTuber and no part of his โ€œdaily routineโ€ includes filming videos.

TheFreakaZoid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:31:06 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

This guy's fucking routine is to live off of mommy and daddy's wealth and influence.

names0fthedead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:05:26 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™ve been stuffing my face at my desk while staring at emails for years whereโ€™s my fucking money

ThinkBiscuit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:21:29 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Comes across as a complete prick.

ankrotachi10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:36:45 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

This is basically just his promo video for online dating

shugerbooger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:15:35 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Wow, what a successful fellow! Heโ€™s truly winning at life. I wish I could be so centered, so victorious in all I do.

azvr44 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:42:13 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I love that him unwinding is putting on trousers and tucking his t-shirt in. So lax bro.

ssluscious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:10 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

This basically felt like a bad marketing video for a business school and a creepy perfume commercial rolled into one.

Striking_Exchange659 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:16 on December 21, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Best part is when hes lifting weights talking about how he used to be scrawny and still is scrawny as fuck

that's peak satire. Dudes beta

Just_a_Duck_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:29 on December 21, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™ve never seen such a handsome virgin before

YunngAssumedGender ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:13:41 on December 21, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Ok so who knows of he actually has money, I mean I'm sure he's doing ok but not this crazy living like a gta online characters minus the crime. And fucking lester. But I'm very curious

doktaphill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:09 on December 21, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

his life is boring as shit lol

kittenooniepaws ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:17 on December 21, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

This is like a bingo of โ€œentrepreneurโ€ stereotypes: wake up at 5am, cold shower, weird general advice quotes, and an over the top car. Shit throw in some intermittent fasting, a stupid health product, and some weird Silicon Valley microdosing or something and we would have it all lol

Supdog92372 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:28 on December 23, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

He did work in the morning tho right?!

Broken_KitchenSink ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:01:59 on December 23, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:47:38 on December 23, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah right... Like he's read a good book before.

What is he the ceo of anyway? Tier C Bond villain wannabe douchebag inc?

Also. His Instagram has bonus cringe! This is from one of his posts... "Frames make any guy look better, the symmetrical shape does a great job at structure your face and making it look balanced."

D3_D0x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:18:43 on December 23, 2020 ยท (Permalink)*

Here is my list of TOTALLY not an intentional ab/muscle shots

0:03 0:23 0:29 0:58 1:06 2:15 2:20

Richmond92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:01 on December 26, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

This works as a great satire of a lot of โ€œCEOsโ€ who truly hardly do shit.

Representative_Day93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:50:33 on December 28, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Dude talking about waking up at 5AM and saying itโ€™s early for a CEO

AdoptedSlur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:48 on January 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

โ€œJose Zunigaโ€™s Daily Routine Look How Sick I Amโ€

pandasforkarma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:55:00 on January 4, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

I feel like this guys jerks it to Jay Shetty

PhoenixPaladin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:39:19 on January 11, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Work out, eat food, check your email. Really doing what others canโ€™t

AnvilofSpinning ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:30:29 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

This is me,
But instead of food and emails, it's cum and bondage.

Don't fall for it people. Once you start it never ends.

looiwh123 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:09:10 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

u got me on the first half ngl...

Moist_Ad5933 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:34:37 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Lol based

whiteboy1190 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:51 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™m gonna go out on a limb and say the majority of CEOs donโ€™t do shit compared to the labor of their employees that actually create the CEOโ€™s wealth. An old German guy named Karl wrote a lot about it.

el_kowshka_es_diablo ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 19:42:22 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

You havenโ€™t a clue the responsibilities of a CEO.

whiteboy1190 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:09:26 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I know that the CEO of my former company made about $7 million per year while the majority of the employees made less than $15 per hour. They laid off a large portion of the workforce while the CEO got a nice golden parachute. The employees worked way harder and had to sacrifice much more on a day to day basis than the CEO ever did. But keep licking those boots, Iโ€™m sure that promotion is right around the corner.

el_kowshka_es_diablo ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 20:47:06 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Boot licker...thatโ€™s such a clever comeback. So original. Your reply is proof you have no clue what youโ€™re talking about. You just assume that CEO was just relaxing his nice office but you have no clue the pressure of running a company. You talk about the sacrifice of the low level employees but you know nothing about the CEO. You just assume the CEO isnโ€™t working while you spend your time crying about CEOs and landlords and other people who are doing better than you in life. Keep complaining in your echo chamber while other people work hard and achieve things. Iโ€™m sure that high paying do nothing job you want is just right around the corner.

whiteboy1190 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:33:47 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

If you think shit like this is acceptable then you are either a sociopath or a business owner yourself.

ToxicSight ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:24:22 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Why not both?

el_kowshka_es_diablo ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 21:45:23 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Used to own a business and worked harder than you can imagine Iโ€™m sure. You obviously have little to no skill and education which means youโ€™re stuck in low paying jobs but thatโ€™s everyone else fault. Sure you could go to school but society owes you a free education. But it doesnโ€™t stop there. After you get your free education society also owes you a high paying job regardless of the fact that youโ€™ve proven you donโ€™t the wherewithal to get an education without it being handed to you (hereโ€™s a clue-there are numerous ways to get free higher education that in turn will lead to higher wages.) But that means giving something back like working hard to maintain a scholarship or spending time in the military or working for a company that will pay tuition but then demand you stay at that company for a few years so it gets a return in its investment. No you lie around complaining about CEOs and landlord and the rich while doing nothing to further yourself. You want handouts? You want equality where everyone gets the same? Move to North Korea you dumb fuck. Or just keep working low level jobs and crying about โ€œthe rich.โ€ Meanwhile, those of us whoโ€™ve worked hard will enjoy the spoils of said work.

kaboom_2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:16 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I canโ€™t believe this. He made $1M out of this cringy video!!

https://ca.movies.yahoo.com/24-old-ceo-generates-over-101500248.html

MasterWong1 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:16:22 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Source of that article is also him lol

Jack_Z ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 19:32:27 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Unpopular comment: This guy is actually a successful youtuber. Heโ€™s been doing it for many years and runs his own clothing company from which this is a promo. I believe he worked hard to get where he is right now.

Moist_Ad5933 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:36:07 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah a lot of youtubers might have unlikable personalities but you can't deny that the ones who grinded for >5 years put in some effort.

LBC1109 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:57:26 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

This is exactly what's wrong with the next generation in america. People who do nothing but think they are experts. This man creates nothing but an illusion.

masteraddavarlden ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 09:09:04 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

He is an influencer with 1.3m followers so I doubt his days are work free

Weird-Living ยท -14 points ยท Posted at 12:04:14 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah it was pretty cringe because it was all for show (slow motion shirtless shots etc) who knows if he really does all of this or whether he's just projecting his "brand". But there's some good (even if generic) advice in there that a lot of people would gain from adopting.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ krampfen ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 12:07:32 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

who knows if he really does all of this or whether he's just projecting his "brand".

I know, he doesn't. The fact that the place he shows as his apartment is actually a hotel room should be telling of how fake this all is.

LordGeorge420 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:03:45 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Like getting up early and exercising?

Weird-Living ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 13:15:39 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

That's one of them, heard a few things that people could benefit from doing.

brageevjen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:54 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Why are you getting downvoted. Am so confused

crutonandcreme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:53 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Reddit doesn't like doing things.

Weird-Living ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:19:08 on December 20, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I don't know who the guy in the video is but I'm getting the impression that everyone here hates him and don't want to see anything said about him that isn't 100% negative lol.

[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 17:27:22 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

So he's the CEO/COO of a youtube channel about fashion? Ok. Try being a real CEO and see if you have any time for any of that bullshit.

moostachedood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:49 on March 23, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

Heavy American psycho vibes ngl

AntarcticanJam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:04 on April 25, 2021 ยท (Permalink)

CEO but couldn't afford a pop filter for the mic?

Teddyk123 ยท -21 points ยท Posted at 14:44:35 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I dont think this deserves the headline. He does shit. Yes, he is douchey, but he does get up early to get ahead of the day. He gets up and exercises and eats well. He does more that benefits himself than a lot of us do. Not saying this isnt cringy, just saying incorrect title.

DrunkenlySober ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:26:52 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Having time and money to exercise daily and eat clean is a luxury, it is not a skill set. Getting up early to go run is nothing. This guy doesnโ€™t do shit. I hit the gym everyday when I had no job and no expenses. That does not make me hard working.

There are millions of people who get up just as early as him. But instead of getting to go exercise, they have to get on public transportation to go work a miserable job where theyโ€™re under paid and over exploited. That is hard work. Thatโ€™s grueling, miserable, soul crushing work. And they donโ€™t even have the option to not do it.

The only work I heard this guy do is answer emails at lunch. I can answer emails while shitting but it doesnโ€™t make me a work hard and grind kind of guy.

Teddyk123 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:34:02 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Fair enough!

Recreational_Gyno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:07 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

The shot of him getting up at โ€œ5 a.m.โ€ includes a clock that reads โ€œ11:23 a.m.โ€

He couldnโ€™t even do it for the fuckin video. Lol

Teddyk123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:51 on December 19, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I know, I totally saw that! I just got the general message more than the stylized editing. This guy may not have had much say in the video made? Im not sure why I care, just feel like my point isnt being understood