Usually, when I go to a new subreddit, the very first thing I do is look at Top (All Time). This is the only subreddit I have to actively avoid the first few pages of Top at all costs. It physically hurts.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:24:12 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I still go back to the Lord of the Rings speech before the test every once in a while. It's exhilarating every time.
RatPoems ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 10:14:50 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A true classic. My favourite is the girl who does the comedy-ventriloquism. Weapons-grade stuff.
betamos ยท 173 points ยท Posted at 16:27:44 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I've been on for a while, son, and let me tell you, I could not watch this either.
You're weak. I've been here 2 years now and watched the entire video. The best part is when the old guy asks for sloppy seconds, gets denied, and the guy goes back in and makes out with her again.
betamos ยท 144 points ยท Posted at 18:11:35 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That sounds incredible. I hope to be as strong one day, that I can watch it myself.
iFeel ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 19:29:47 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Make a special bookmark folder in your browser called ARE YOU A GODDAMNED MAN YET?? and throw this in there, along with anything else you can't get through. On the day you can watch every one, you can call yourself a man.
Haydenhai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:56 on September 21, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
THE TALENT SHOW VENTRILOQUIST VIDEO.
I've tried at least 5 times now to get through it. Every time the silence just destroys me and I leave it feeling a bit weeker each time.
pedro19 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:39:26 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
omegasus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:56:21 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Technologic
ygduf ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:10:10 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I subscribe for the headlines. Can't tolerate any of the content. I have like the world's strongest fremdschamen reflex. Once had to walk out of a play my then-gf was in.
I skipped to 2:25, made it two seconds, and had to dip. I thought I had a high threshold for cringe, but this video either proved me wrong or is possibly the cringiest thing I've ever layed eyes on.
Either that or on really late at night during weekdays. I used to sneak out of my room and watch TV when my parents went to bed on school nights and this is the shit that would be on. This and Fifth Wheel or whatever it was called.
Spot on. My dad worked nights so when I stayed home sick he was home for the day and we'd watch these shows and just rip on those dingleberry's that were humiliated, such as this. Good times.
[deleted] ยท 212 points ยท Posted at 15:24:02 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Then the first dude went in again for a second make out. "He got it first" as rationale to not kiss the older guy. Damn haha
Seriously?? She's annoying as fuck and acted dumb for attention cause she thought it was cute. Glad blonde girl called her out.
jdklafjd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:39:12 on August 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
seems awesome
in comparison she was a goddess
[deleted] ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 22:53:11 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
From a guy who has had girls sortof "flaunt" in front of him, this is the most unattractive thing. Yes, pink shirt was annoying with the baby voice but if that's her okay fine she's not hurting anyone but herself. Black shirt actually seemed like she could maybe have a few more brain cells but she targets it all in negativity. Nothing worse than seeing others put down. It's a big sign of insecurity. Pink shirt actually validates black shirts insecurity by barely even saying much (maybe a fraction of all the negativity black shirt has been throwing at her) and black shirt flips out. Black shirt is clearly insecure about her "saggy boobs" that come with age.
[deleted] ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 19:47:48 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Black shirt had a point, it's pathetic and she's not 9 years old and there's no reason for her to put on this silly innocent immature baby voice girl attitude, but black shirt just kept dragging it on and on, wouldn't shut up about it after Pink shirt acknowledges and doesn't give a fuck what she has to say.
She was clearly saying it out of jealously or something, not about speaking her mind, and when she realized it wasn't working she kept saying it over and over, trying to get some sort of reaction.
fuckeh ยท 71 points ยท Posted at 21:47:33 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
She was definitely jealous. The second ditzy girl said her boobs probably sagged she got violent. She definitely felt insecure about her looks.
koviko ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 13:35:36 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Especially since the guy seemed to have already made his choice.
I haven't seen many episodes of this show, but usually the person choosing makes their choice early on based on looks and then the other contestants have to guilt-trip them into looking past appearances.
traizie ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 21:26:46 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
eh i dont think its pathetic at all. people should act how they want to act. i wish i could act like that honestly
It's 2015, pal. Reddit's all for that kinda thing, go for it.
thaimove ยท 63 points ยท Posted at 18:30:02 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah she seemed pretty nice considering. And the other chick kept getting angrier and angrier because the guy was responding positively to pink girl's 'charms'
moneys5 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 23:50:16 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
When I saw the older guy's face during the make out session. You can see, in his eyes he is thinking, scheming, how can I one up this? But he realized after 10 seconds of them still kissing that it's over and that he just wanted to jump out of that carriage but he couldn't, because trying to jump out of a carriage when sitting in that position, would just be even more awkward. I had to turn that shit off after the little one said, "he'll take whatever he can get." Oh god, I need a shower.
It was at the second failed attempt and second successful younger guy kiss that made me tap out. My face is going red. I can't help but imagine someone in the future excitedly asking "You sure you want to know about your great grandma/pa?"
Purp ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 16:52:45 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
If you go back there's some choice stuff too, they cut away to him telling the camera he would "do a mother-daughter" with the girl
[deleted] ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 17:21:36 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 20:05:12 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well the other dude was clearly out of the picture at that point
[deleted] ยท 160 points ยท Posted at 16:29:48 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Old guy still thinking "Man, she was giving off so many mixed signals!"
Hayes231 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:09:42 on November 29, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"he went first, you shoulda gone first"
in her mind: "thank god he didnt go first"
picowhi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:39:18 on September 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think he was going for some kind of "she'll totally like my kiss and my connection more." On the spot I could definitely see that clueless thinking occurring.
It breaks the first 2 rules. It was submitted before the sub had any rules, so I guess they went and removed it after the rules were added. Used to be the all time top post.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:49:20 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's too bad. That video should have been grandfathered in. If any video would, that one should have.
RatPoems ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:33:44 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think its as good because there's only one person present. The ventriloquist girl was witnessed live by dozens of people.
The banner on this subreddit needs to be a pterodactyl rolled up into a ball and screeching.
luisrof ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:58:10 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
he wanted some sloppy seconds
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:58:59 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Am I weird that I only come here for the comments? I never watch the material because I am a major cringe-a-phobe, I just fucking love reading the comments.
Although I am very tempted to watch this because these comments are fucking making me laugh so hard.
adamdh ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:10:38 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I laughed out of my mouth when I read this.
MattnJax ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:58:41 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"Questions: Whats with her left eyebrow? How old IS Craig? Why did Craig mention a mother/daughter combo? And why does Tariq even care about winning an ugly chic? So much weirdness in a 3.46 min clip!" - Ciaran Ryan via Youtube Comments
God this was some prime cringe watching that sweaty blue shirt guy swallow his sadness there, but the girl seemed to be loving it, it almost seemed like it was turning into a porno for a second there. I wonder what blue shirt guy's fantasy that he lived out was, I can't tell if he never got to say it or they cut it because it was so lewd or Garreth/Dwight Schrute-ish.
Why would you ever agree to this or any other show where you compete for a chance to date somebody? If you have to compete for their love now, are you gonna be surprised later when they leave you for someone better?
The worst part is her saying, "Do you really want sloppy seconds?" on 3 different occasions. It's unfortunate he didn't just say yeah, you're gross... The show would have been hilarious if he'd taken a different attitude, one of indifference after that kiss.
Fuck man, at that point I would have just been like, "Enough of this shit" and I would have hopped to the front of the carriage and made out with the driver.
Yep, it took me a long time, but I finally felt what other commenters in this subreddit claim a lot: Pure physical stiffening and body reaction to that cringe.
That looked so scripted. The camera cuts and suddenly she's leaning forward. I can't take reality shows seriously anymore ever since I found out Survivor was fake.
Then again, I watch WWE, so my argument is invalid.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:50:42 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
If they could develop a Monster's Inc. style device to harvest energy from people cringing, this vein would power the eastern seaboard for a couple weeks.
nirad ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:53:10 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Just imagine how awful the people who produced this show must be.
She's had the old buck, now she wants the young calf.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:17:48 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Damn, why is this so cringe, could barely finish it.
and lol on the "i have a princess fantasy, do you guys have fantasies aswell?"
errr yea, how about being a real human being instead of a fairytale character?
I have frequented this sub for over a year now, and I frequently go through the top posts of all time just to re-cringe again.
I will say that this is probably up there with the cringiest I've ever seen. It's no ventriloquist girl, but watching this has instilled the of fear ever being in a situation remotely close to this.
Oh my god this show is so cringey. I wonder, if it's scripted, what the writers were going for? I have to believe it's not scripted, at least not those personalities.
Jesus Christ. The part where it zooms out to just the older guy watching them. I had to watch through my hands. This is great cringe.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:13:55 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is amazing, holy shit. This is one of the best videos I've ever seen on here. Whatever you do, make sure you keep watching until after the interview with the older guy.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:28:26 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Damn this cringe is RAW. Not cut with anything that could dilute the substance. Also brings back memories of old Elimidate episodes that were loaded with second-hand embarrassment. Great job, OP, 9/10 hope you're the cringe-dealer this sub needs.
Meh, she's totally average looking, nothing to get all hung up about. The older guy made it worse by revealing how much it bothered him. He should have played it more cool than that and lay off the insults and definitely not just try to follow that other guy.
Dcheese1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:38 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I don't want to bring innocent children into a world where this happens. I don't want them to feel like Craig felt in that very moment watching them kiss.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:00 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The older guy did deserve that shit though. Dick had it coming.
The whole video is worth it, they all make fun of the 35 year old guy cos he won't say his age. The worst thing people can do is be ashamed of something inevitable, if you embrace it and make jokes about it you'll even win.
Creepy Craig is a classic loser, but with MTV 2000's programs we all lose.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:16:11 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I love how they zoom in on that other guy's face when they start making out.
Kamalaa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:57:14 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Which is more cringe, this video or the fact that people don't realize it's scripted?
I literally can barely contain the cringe. I've never watched elimidate beyond the 3 I just saw, and I think the sheer energy I've expended in not cringing is reaching critical levels already.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:30 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Did anyone notice the non-making out guy's arm when she's making out with the other guy? He leaves his hand in a cupped position as if she's still leaning against his arm. Good god.
VG_Denis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:45 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The way he sits there cupping the air that once was the girl is hilarious.
Luteraar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:39 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The older guy is cringy the entire video.
loke24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:56 on October 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The whole concept of this "Elimidate" is cringe in itself, but I gotta say I was a little relieved that it wasn't the pseudo-alpha, 'classy' older guy she made out with.
fruitjob ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 17:28:05 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I drove my friend and his gf around while helping look for the girls cat and when we went to drop her back off at like 3am after finding her cat she leaned in and kissed me first for some reason and then leaned in to kiss my friend and my friend was like WTF. He took none of that shit. She kissed me again and went back inside and they broke up the next day. This reminded me of that. We're still friends... The girl and I.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:54:22 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You are one shit friend
fruitjob ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:04:39 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Saved comment
DrBlock09 ยท 3256 points ยท Posted at 14:07:10 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The guy driving probably wanted to kill himself the entire time.
CoolHeadedLogician ยท 126 points ยท Posted at 04:59:36 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
i'll turn this carriage around pretty damn quick. that'll end your precious field trip
ajones321 ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 17:15:06 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I know who ate those lunches. It was that damn Sasquatch.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:03 on August 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of ACE
Kieran__ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:39:49 on August 29, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Odoyle rules!
discostu80 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:18 on September 19, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
If kissing a girl is cool, consider me miles davis.
-JS- ยท 566 points ยท Posted at 14:58:25 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I laughed out of my mouth when I read this.
[deleted] ยท 357 points ยท Posted at 15:06:36 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I like to imagine that you laughed so hard that your inside-out body burst from your pie hole.
ernestas180 ยท 232 points ยท Posted at 15:24:37 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
what the fuck man
IronAchillesz ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:38:01 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Alot of redditors get just two hours of sleep a day.
Big_sugaaakane1 ยท -17 points ยท Posted at 16:01:08 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
fuck what man the?
[deleted] ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 17:02:50 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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Nebresto ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:29:15 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Keep trying boys, dont give up!
[deleted] ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 16:03:33 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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dittofire1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:28:29 on September 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
God I love reddit comments.
Blabberm0uth ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:27:40 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I laughed out of my nose
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:29:52 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I pooped
jimmyjamm34 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:41:44 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
i want sloppy seconds
Fiendish_Ferret ยท 127 points ยท Posted at 15:42:26 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I laughed out of my asshole
Big_sugaaakane1 ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 16:01:26 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
blow it out your ass
DancesWithPugs ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 18:15:22 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I've got balls of steel!
TheGreatZarquon ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:58:24 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
For those of you not in the know, here's the video
summa ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:48:30 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
i never used to snore in my sleep til this rap shit started
Convincing_Lies ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:26:32 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"Well, why don't you go find yourself a spin cycle!"
NikkoE82 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:00:57 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think you just farted.
Mediocritologist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:41:44 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Ow! That one came out ma' penis!
LAST_NIGHT_WAS_WEIRD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:21 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/r/nocontext
tmlhodge ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 16:40:07 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh god not the mouth
OfferChakon ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:54:56 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
LOOMM
recoverybelow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:06:50 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
if you are gonna laugh, that's a pretty good place to have it come from
pranavrules ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:57:46 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What else do you laugh out of usually?
-JS- ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:56:37 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's a dank meme on reddit that people just blow through their nose when they laugh browsing reddit. Well on this one I loomm'd.
mitchmatch1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:59:47 on August 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Still jack off with your friends?
3 years later you thought we would forget that shit?
-JS- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:22 on August 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No but I still fart in my mom's cereal :)
Hoof_Hearted12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:30 on August 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Did you tag him or something?
article134 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:11:28 on August 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I laughed out of my ass
Wifflebald ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:19 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I laughed out MY mouth when I read THIS.
EverySingleRedditor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:37 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
bi_a_op ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:20 on September 1, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I laughed out of my nose
fatty_fatshits ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:10:05 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
So do you also want sloppy seconds?
EdTheThird ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:42:28 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
LOOMM!
Magneticman555 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:28:09 on February 9, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's been 5 months and I still almost kill myself everyday because of this
DrBlock09 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:50 on February 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
my comment or the video? haha
This video to me is the ultimate cringe.
thel33tman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:35:19 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think he wanted to kill that eyebrow
CrabStarShip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:13:02 on September 21, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I wish they had a camera on him
Im_inappropriate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:57:15 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously, these people are terribly annoying.
shzadh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:19 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
YT comment:
L3M- ยท 3590 points ยท Posted at 13:55:41 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Holy fuck... when the older dude tried going for a kiss too and got denied, that is cringe at its finest. Gj op, this is quality shit
kazyfake ยท 559 points ยท Posted at 15:03:27 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Guess he thought it would be hot to lick the saliva of another guy off her lips.
[deleted] ยท 248 points ยท Posted at 16:49:41 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
DO YOU WANT SLOPPY SECONDS
turbocrat ยท 194 points ยท Posted at 21:18:13 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
it wouldn't be...sloppy if you're over here...
[deleted] ยท 342 points ยท Posted at 15:54:17 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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ClydeFrawg ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:28:50 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
kek
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:39:01 on August 25, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He's the kind of guy that gets hit with crossfire at a gangbang.
MShasta ยท 834 points ยท Posted at 15:13:56 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I had to turn it off. I'm weak...
anthnysix ยท 732 points ยท Posted at 16:05:41 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I made it through about 20 seconds of talking, then bailed. I don't even know why I subscribe to this sub, I can rarely handle watching any of it.
RocheCoach ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 17:53:58 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Usually, when I go to a new subreddit, the very first thing I do is look at Top (All Time). This is the only subreddit I have to actively avoid the first few pages of Top at all costs. It physically hurts.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:24:12 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I still go back to the Lord of the Rings speech before the test every once in a while. It's exhilarating every time.
RatPoems ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 10:14:50 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A true classic. My favourite is the girl who does the comedy-ventriloquism. Weapons-grade stuff.
betamos ยท 173 points ยท Posted at 16:27:44 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I've been on for a while, son, and let me tell you, I could not watch this either.
DudeWithAHighKD ยท 310 points ยท Posted at 18:01:19 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You're weak. I've been here 2 years now and watched the entire video. The best part is when the old guy asks for sloppy seconds, gets denied, and the guy goes back in and makes out with her again.
betamos ยท 144 points ยท Posted at 18:11:35 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That sounds incredible. I hope to be as strong one day, that I can watch it myself.
iFeel ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 19:29:47 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well this dude has a high KD so he seen some shit
pretzelzetzel ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:55:37 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Make a special bookmark folder in your browser called ARE YOU A GODDAMNED MAN YET?? and throw this in there, along with anything else you can't get through. On the day you can watch every one, you can call yourself a man.
Haydenhai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:56 on September 21, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
THE TALENT SHOW VENTRILOQUIST VIDEO.
I've tried at least 5 times now to get through it. Every time the silence just destroys me and I leave it feeling a bit weeker each time.
pedro19 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:39:26 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
One day, young padawan.
funky-fanny ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 18:23:16 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's the part I said "oh no" out loud and turned it off. I wanted to pull my eyes out
GregerMoek ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 19:22:38 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah this isn't even close to that video where supposedly a virgin dates a pornstar.
DudeWithAHighKD ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 19:34:11 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I know exactly what you're talking about and in a hall of fame of cringe, that video is at the end with it's own pedestal, lights and security team.
tracknumberseven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:10 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Don't just talk about it! Bust that shit out!
thar_ ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:24:48 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Think this is it.
rat-fink ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:10:30 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Mother of God.
nikolaibk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:19 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Virgin Mary
FrostieTheSnowman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:54:21 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus Christ, I almost had to nope out, but the hilariously bad payoff was worth it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:15 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The Mia Khalifa one?
shi0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:39 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Link?
-888- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:17 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That was the second guy's biggest mistake.
ChiXiStigma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:29 on September 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I wanted to see the rest! I can't believe they cut the video there.
ketootaku ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:04:28 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Don't break your hip watching cringe videos. I've got two things on you; I'm young, and I've got skills!whoamIkidding
fancy-ketchup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:42 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I just fast forwarded it to the good part just to say I watched it.
lightbadkid ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 16:23:30 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think you have a problem
operativac ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 16:58:12 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Yeah, the whole sub is a bit
mosohisticmasochistic.edit thank you
hahatimefor4chan ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 16:59:45 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
masochistic
itsasecretoeverybody ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 17:02:55 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
nasononic*
[deleted] ยท 70 points ยท Posted at 17:11:01 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
panasonic
iwanttheoneicanthave ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 17:55:56 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
panasonic the hedgehog
PowerliftingMolester ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 17:31:53 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Toshiba
Excal2 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:56:33 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This thread is getting pretty computers
strppngynglad ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:09:10 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Amoeba
omegasus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:56:21 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Technologic
ygduf ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:10:10 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I subscribe for the headlines. Can't tolerate any of the content. I have like the world's strongest fremdschamen reflex. Once had to walk out of a play my then-gf was in.
Flamingrecorders ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:06:45 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I've been trying to get desensitized to it, but most of the time I cover my ears or I close out of it and leave the room after 10 seconds.
ionslyonzion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:50 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I have to mentally prepare my brain for this shit. Almost intolerable while stoned.
LawofRa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:09:36 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Your a manly man aren't ya?
lilbibbyisthegoat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:36:32 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
lmao what the fuck it's not /r/gore, just watch it
BushDid9Eleven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:49 on August 25, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I have the exact same problem, I love cringe vids but I open them for like 15 seconds and just can't do it...
SKINNERRRR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:31 on December 3, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Watching this type of shit is medicine to me.
shootermcgvn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:21:49 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yup. As soon as the older guy tried to go in, I had to close it. It was too much cringe.
Semperfidelis23 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:18:37 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I skipped to 2:25, made it two seconds, and had to dip. I thought I had a high threshold for cringe, but this video either proved me wrong or is possibly the cringiest thing I've ever layed eyes on.
well_shore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:23 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
you need to man up and watch that quality cringe!
[deleted] ยท 104 points ยท Posted at 16:39:43 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 21:58:24 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Elimidate, Next, and Room Raiders were some of the best trashy shows on television
Lynerd ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 23:51:47 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Don't forget Blind Date, with bonus pop-up video thought bubbles
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 23:55:43 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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carlitabear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:30:06 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I used to love that shit.
rick_mcdingus ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 22:43:28 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Room Raiders and Next were both 10/10 shows that I wish they'd bring back or at least show reruns of.
chadxor ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:30:48 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Bring back The 5th Wheel
canehdianchick ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:19:40 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The 5th Wheel!
Felixlives ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:56:04 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Springer was always on after it when I was in middle school
el_guapo_malo ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:40:26 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I figured they were all staged.
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:04:38 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I don't even care, bring it back!
ChagSC ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:06:14 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
They were.
CoolHeadedLogician ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:58:25 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
room raiders was definitely fake. they filmed an episode at my apartment in austin
Mississippster ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:19:46 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
hell yeah. I remember staying home from school and watching Date My Mom. Jesus christ.
Barry_Scotts_Cat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:08 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing on blind date.
RIP Cilla :(
Semperfidelis23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:08 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Either that or on really late at night during weekdays. I used to sneak out of my room and watch TV when my parents went to bed on school nights and this is the shit that would be on. This and Fifth Wheel or whatever it was called.
sarGasm37Bro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:31:59 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Spot on. My dad worked nights so when I stayed home sick he was home for the day and we'd watch these shows and just rip on those dingleberry's that were humiliated, such as this. Good times.
[deleted] ยท 212 points ยท Posted at 15:24:02 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Then the first dude went in again for a second make out. "He got it first" as rationale to not kiss the older guy. Damn haha
pistoncivic ยท 270 points ยท Posted at 18:53:39 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The worst is when the young guy delivered that lame burn about "throwing out his hip" and she cackles right in his stupid old face.
MF_Doomed ยท 99 points ยท Posted at 20:20:16 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Damn man. You don't gotta be mean about it.
asphalt_prince ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:25:14 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think the joke fit well. I think he was saying that the old dude was sitting right on top of her, but leaning as far away as he could
[deleted] ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 18:39:10 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hit "E" to Exit vehicle
OniTan ยท 133 points ยท Posted at 17:22:53 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
At least a fight didn't break out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mU00e6_Fj3M
Jesus-H-Christopher ยท 132 points ยท Posted at 18:53:36 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Man, those people looked 99' as fuck.
Mediocritologist ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 20:39:57 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It was like they just walked off the set of Friends.
Mr_Titicaca ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 05:20:34 on August 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
They felt more like MTV Springbreak 99 than Friends.
atom_atom_atom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:56:25 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I like to think they're all rejects from Singled Out.
atom_atom_atom ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 08:57:51 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He took them all to see The Blair Witch Project.
Poomex ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:56:53 on August 25, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Looking at that phone - this was filmed in '99
StarfighterProx ยท 171 points ยท Posted at 17:39:35 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I love how the dark-haired chick in the pink shirt (sarcastically?) embraces all the crap the other chicks say about her.
wazalooo ยท 192 points ยท Posted at 18:11:21 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
And the one who claimed to be more mature actually starts the fight. Real women don't need to tear other women down to feel better about themselves.
SippieCup ยท 79 points ยท Posted at 18:18:26 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Pink shirt better have won that, shes seems rpetty awesome.
_Trilobite_ ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 18:32:06 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously?? She's annoying as fuck and acted dumb for attention cause she thought it was cute. Glad blonde girl called her out.
jdklafjd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:39:12 on August 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
in comparison she was a goddess
[deleted] ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 22:53:11 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
From a guy who has had girls sortof "flaunt" in front of him, this is the most unattractive thing. Yes, pink shirt was annoying with the baby voice but if that's her okay fine she's not hurting anyone but herself. Black shirt actually seemed like she could maybe have a few more brain cells but she targets it all in negativity. Nothing worse than seeing others put down. It's a big sign of insecurity. Pink shirt actually validates black shirts insecurity by barely even saying much (maybe a fraction of all the negativity black shirt has been throwing at her) and black shirt flips out. Black shirt is clearly insecure about her "saggy boobs" that come with age.
[deleted] ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 19:47:48 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Black shirt had a point, it's pathetic and she's not 9 years old and there's no reason for her to put on this silly innocent immature baby voice girl attitude, but black shirt just kept dragging it on and on, wouldn't shut up about it after Pink shirt acknowledges and doesn't give a fuck what she has to say.
She was clearly saying it out of jealously or something, not about speaking her mind, and when she realized it wasn't working she kept saying it over and over, trying to get some sort of reaction.
fuckeh ยท 71 points ยท Posted at 21:47:33 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
She was definitely jealous. The second ditzy girl said her boobs probably sagged she got violent. She definitely felt insecure about her looks.
koviko ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 13:35:36 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Especially since the guy seemed to have already made his choice.
I haven't seen many episodes of this show, but usually the person choosing makes their choice early on based on looks and then the other contestants have to guilt-trip them into looking past appearances.
traizie ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 21:26:46 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
eh i dont think its pathetic at all. people should act how they want to act. i wish i could act like that honestly
braunheiser ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:39:13 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Do you really now
FuzzeeLumpkins ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:48 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's 2015, pal. Reddit's all for that kinda thing, go for it.
thaimove ยท 63 points ยท Posted at 18:30:02 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah she seemed pretty nice considering. And the other chick kept getting angrier and angrier because the guy was responding positively to pink girl's 'charms'
moneys5 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 23:50:16 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
She knows her strengths.
RocheCoach ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 17:57:53 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Why the fuck wouldn't they show the fight???
OniTan ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 18:25:37 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Legal reasons?
[deleted] ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 20:03:35 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Haha she obviously hit a nerv with the saggy tits comment
chunklight ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 06:13:57 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
She was swinging below the belt.
ryancav ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:47:11 on October 9, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think it's safe to say that they both were.
FercPolo ยท 69 points ยท Posted at 18:15:48 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Dude that New Yorker chick is BITTER AS FUCK. OH MAN. hahahaha
aristideau ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:32:43 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
In RP terminology she is labeled as post-wall
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:03:07 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Ehh
redwings27 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 20:43:57 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The blond chick who went after her is totally Lucy from Trailer Park Boys in real life
jdklafjd ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:40:59 on August 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
she makes lucy look like kate middleton
ginja_ninja ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 22:29:31 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh man, Chad's interview after the fight was like the perfect comedic timing. Props to the editing guy.
_TheRooseIsLoose_ ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 00:12:25 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This guy is like a sitcom parody of a bro on a dating show, I love it.
goalstopper28 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:57:34 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is the greatest reality show ever.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:08:14 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
HOW DOES IT END!?
thisismyMelody ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:50:58 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I miss watching this or blind date before bed. Or cheaters!
well_shore ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:44:24 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
i need more elimdate cringe!
TBoneTheOriginal ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:14:59 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Even the name UNCHAINED is cringe.
daybreakx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:49:42 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wait. Did they really cut out the fight? What the fuck.
SKINNERRRR ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:37:10 on December 3, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
LOL!!1!
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:22:20 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
man american tv is great stupid but great
dakkster ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 18:02:10 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Talking about her boobs:
Dear god, I can touch the cringe...
NYSaviour ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 19:47:10 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
When I saw the older guy's face during the make out session. You can see, in his eyes he is thinking, scheming, how can I one up this? But he realized after 10 seconds of them still kissing that it's over and that he just wanted to jump out of that carriage but he couldn't, because trying to jump out of a carriage when sitting in that position, would just be even more awkward. I had to turn that shit off after the little one said, "he'll take whatever he can get." Oh god, I need a shower.
OMG_TRIGGER_WARNING ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:41:47 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Simon and Garfunkel's The Sound of Silence started playing in my head when i saw that
Blabberm0uth ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 16:29:25 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It was at the second failed attempt and second successful younger guy kiss that made me tap out. My face is going red. I can't help but imagine someone in the future excitedly asking "You sure you want to know about your great grandma/pa?"
Purp ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 16:52:45 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
If you go back there's some choice stuff too, they cut away to him telling the camera he would "do a mother-daughter" with the girl
[deleted] ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 17:21:36 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 20:05:12 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well the other dude was clearly out of the picture at that point
[deleted] ยท 160 points ยท Posted at 16:29:48 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
denied by a 3. lifes rough.
JustOurSecret ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 23:32:51 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
her eye brow game is a 3 but she's worth more
vanamerongen ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 17:28:19 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
rolls eyes
[deleted] ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 17:45:06 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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SpaceTire ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 18:09:35 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
you must be from the midwest.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:07:27 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
ppl from the Midwest downvoting you
Troyus_Maximus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:10 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Idiot
SpaceTire ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:18 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
just saying, she is totally a 3.
bjs2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:28:34 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You must have a lot of experiences with 3s then.
SpaceTire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:01:57 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
i've had my fair share.
5marthen5 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:42:42 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
the fuck does that have to do with anything?
Supernova141 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:22:28 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Gotta love the zoom-in on his face as they're making out
stackered ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:50:21 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
its more cringe in general that anyone would go out on a triple date, with a chick like that even worse
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:59:36 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That poor Coachman. He probably felt so awkward, being mere inches away from this cringe.
statist_steve ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:16:40 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That transformation as he goes from thinking he's alpha to realizing he's a beta.
gatomercado ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:43 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He wasn't even denied, he just hesitated.
KatyPerrysBoobs2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:16:04 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
She clearly had no interest in anything but cuckling him.
rapmachinenodiggidy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:42 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I squirmed so much I fell off the couch
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:06 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for this comment, without it i may have watched it. Im weak
Zenai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:24 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I literally exited the tab. oh my god i feel it in my soul
_CitizenSnips_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:16:28 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
not only that, but then the younger guy just does it again while the older bloke just sits there, rejected.
Felixlives ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:54:24 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever watched elimidate it was pretty much always like this.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:02:24 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
i didnt even get that far i stopped as soon as the first kiss holy shit what is that kill me
mr_popcorn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:47:03 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is like the Pineapple Express of cringe. This is a classic, hall of fame material right here.
prozit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:22 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's cheating to post these shows because every person in them is cringe-reincarnated.
HumphreyChimpdenEarw ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:52:50 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
the older guy?
there is no older guy. in this video there's two dudes. one is drunk and one has experience.
Gravitasnotincluded ยท 1166 points ยท Posted at 14:06:34 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck I live for this shit
[deleted] ยท 485 points ยท Posted at 15:49:15 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
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not_a_jedi ยท 150 points ยท Posted at 17:12:58 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He's got the strongest shit in town
diddleherontheroof ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 22:56:58 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
100% pure, uncut Colombian Cringe
NeverGotWhooshed ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 17:17:01 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
yea my last one spiked my stuff with a Facebook post even tho he knows I'm not cool with that
dolfan650 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:07 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The first one's free.
Red_Cable_6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:28:04 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yo. You got anymore of that. Cringe stuff
steamboat_willy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:47:23 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus. Dude should have just tucked and rolled out of the wagon with his dick between his legs.
HoszDelgado ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:57 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
this is that raw shit... colombian OG
pllllllllllllllllll ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:47:49 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
xXx?
๐๏ธ Lionbeardy ยท 1002 points ยท Posted at 14:49:17 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
For the astute viewer, please notice the 2:28 hover-hand meta-cringe.
fatty_fatshits ยท 1291 points ยท Posted at 17:11:07 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Please don't make me go back.
getpoopedon ยท 598 points ยท Posted at 20:17:35 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You cant escape.
[deleted] ยท 207 points ยท Posted at 22:32:13 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's so much worse than I was imagining.
O-o-_-o-O ยท 111 points ยท Posted at 22:35:21 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
this pic could score you some sweet karma in /r/me_irl
H-TownTrill ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 18:22:20 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"Elemedeehhht"
blueorchid1100 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:04:35 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"eheheh"
[deleted] ยท 297 points ยท Posted at 17:20:06 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
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457undead ยท 387 points ยท Posted at 21:35:10 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
your edit ruined your comment.
forrman17 ยท 75 points ยท Posted at 22:59:27 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Fool's Gold.
fatty_fatshits ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:45:52 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
*pyrite
_Trilobite_ ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:37:38 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Whoever gilded him take it back pls
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:42:53 on September 10, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Can you? That's hilarious I would buy gold just to do that to people
[deleted] ยท -37 points ยท Posted at 22:07:38 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 22:27:12 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
THANKS REDDIT HAHAH MY COMMENT GOT GILDED AND ITS THIS ONE ABOUT MR SKELTEL RIDE OF BONES LOL I DONT UNDERSTAND YOU SOMETIMES REDDIT :L
AwardSpeechEdits ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:04:49 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A+. 10/10.
[deleted] ยท -19 points ยท Posted at 22:30:20 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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spasticman91 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:25:53 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He's the hero we need
BlazeBro420 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:53:34 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You fucking stupid piece of shit!!!!!!!!
stealingyourpixels ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:50:22 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
EDIT: THANKS FOR LE GOLD
I_Burned_The_Lasagna ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 06:59:42 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
/r/AwardSpeechEdits
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SpandexPanFried ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 20:03:09 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Good bones and calcium
hovdeisfunny ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:38 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wowee, thanks Mr. Skelltal
HungoverRetard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:12:27 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
๐บ๐
Morsrael ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 20:55:51 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
shitty edits are cringe.
HoldenH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:36 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck your award speech
Nothammer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:05:55 on September 19, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Doot
JezzaN1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:40:37 on August 25, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
hold my beer, i'm going in
ZayJay ยท 64 points ยท Posted at 17:59:27 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I thought he was just holding onto the carriage...
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:46:28 on August 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
he is.
4ringcircus ยท 72 points ยท Posted at 15:47:24 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus
ImportantPotato ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 16:37:10 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Christ
A_Decoy86 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 16:55:53 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Holy
dvno4 ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 17:01:00 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Torque
Danyboii ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 17:44:35 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Tariq
Belrox ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:10:37 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
cuckold
strppngynglad ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:29:23 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Probably won't even remember.
TitoTheMidget ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 16:43:53 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh. Oh no.
dudleymooresbooze ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 18:47:40 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well that was actually worth a second viewing.
Kreisau-Circle ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 19:10:09 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
LMAOOOOOOO
Bigtuna546 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:19 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
ayyyyyy
dilepton ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 19:08:19 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
fucking god almighty... this is some grade A gourmet shit right here!
Ajv2324 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:38:30 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Ah shit son that is some dope shit.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:34:10 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Is that a hover hand? It looks like he is just holding onto that part of the truck bed.
PiggySoup ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:58:51 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/gXP49F6.jpg
For those who can't face going back.
obadetona ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:32:25 on August 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
mother of god
Pillow50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:22 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I checked the comments to see if anyone else noticed.
The made the video unbearable.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:01 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Worth going back. That was some grade A cringe right there.
HoszDelgado ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:32 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You are the best cringe poster of all time. Please never stop. The OP service is amazing
softservepoobutt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:36 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
at 2:21 it actually looks like he is resting it on some panel.
SAndrewSmith ยท 679 points ยท Posted at 13:49:55 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What's up with her eyebrow?
mrrowr ยท 1216 points ยท Posted at 14:45:14 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
-_^
CaveExplorer ยท 482 points ยท Posted at 17:21:40 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/6yYB8iQ.png
oldsecondhand ยท 191 points ยท Posted at 21:34:08 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://31.media.tumblr.com/b87f266e3dcaee059197f910f0ad3a33/tumblr_inline_nkk5g7tLNF1r5368v.jpg
Dark-Ganon ยท 61 points ยท Posted at 23:35:43 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
is that some kind of Dreamworks signature or some shit?
clickformore ยท 155 points ยท Posted at 23:53:22 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Not Exclusively
fondledbydolphins ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:30:31 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My left eyebrow can do that. My right can't... ;:(
wait, that's backwards.
uber1337h4xx0r ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:05:04 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Same here. It's always bothered me.
u_evan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:42:06 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
They pay a licensing fee
Gumby_Hitler ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:44:09 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
c. 1977
rumnscurvy ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:56:12 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Pixar invented it, Buzz Lightyear pulls that face almost constantly
michaelirishred ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 12:48:31 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That bee looks like such a dickhead
Krazy8s ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:39:34 on August 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's Jerry Seinfeld
Stoned-Gossard ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:11:17 on August 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Jerbee Seinfeld.. I'm sorry
_Trilobite_ ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:35:16 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's really what those guys were competing for?
Bohzee ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:11:53 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/cCPMBcG.gif
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:08 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.cinemablend.com/images/news_img/31348/venom_31348.jpg
ghostbackwards ยท 67 points ยท Posted at 15:47:52 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
spot on.
CockroachClitoris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:20 on September 25, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Keith, how's life treating you lately?
CockroachClitoris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:31 on September 25, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Keith, how's life treating you lately?
Blumpkin_swag ยท 301 points ยท Posted at 15:03:29 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
She's got a permanent people's eyebrow.
[deleted] ยท 269 points ยท Posted at 15:37:34 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
She smelled what the Rock was cookin
NYSaviour ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 19:51:09 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
she's still smellin' it.
Barry_Scotts_Cat ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 17:58:56 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Feces...again
SirGarethBusey ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 17:12:37 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Know your role, AND PUT THAT EYEBROW DOWN!
musicianturnedwriter ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 15:29:46 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Dear Lord
askolsunburcu ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 15:20:51 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's trying to escape her face.
Roller_ball ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 17:22:55 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe she's perpetually inquisitive.
kidbudi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:30:14 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's too strong
Mitz510 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:22:37 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The early/mid 2000's where a hell of a time for fashion.
damontoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:40 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I call it "the Benson brow".
throwupz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:47 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Stroke?
pranavrules ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:06 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The people's eyebrow.
RustyStrings12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:49 on September 8, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is the funniest comment I've ever read in my life
F-Stop ยท 288 points ยท Posted at 14:05:43 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Creepy Craig should have gone for the kiss with Torque
Myrmec ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 00:21:43 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Alpha as fuck
DJShamykins ยท 89 points ยท Posted at 13:58:42 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I remember watching elimidate
Chock full of cringe
politicalanalysis ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:07:22 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Almost as much cringe as Cheaters.
[deleted] ยท 364 points ยท Posted at 13:35:54 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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๐๏ธ Lionbeardy ยท 646 points ยท Posted at 13:43:49 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I attribute it to the alcohol; he was completely out of his own body.
TheAntiluddite ยท 255 points ยท Posted at 14:14:12 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He probably doesn't even remember it.
PubertEHumphrey ยท 134 points ยท Posted at 14:56:14 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"I, myself, am looking forward to blockibg this out of my memory"
curtbag ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 17:02:18 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
blockibg
HoszDelgado ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:18:54 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
DAMN. THAT SEMICOLON.
Hayes231 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:40 on November 29, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
i came
owenrhys ยท 78 points ยท Posted at 14:18:47 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Noooo when the older guy tries it on after is the worst part
ContentEnt ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 20:24:37 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
And then the younger guy fucking kisses her again right after
steamboat_willy ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:49:36 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Old guy still thinking "Man, she was giving off so many mixed signals!"
Hayes231 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:09:42 on November 29, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"he went first, you shoulda gone first"
in her mind: "thank god he didnt go first"
picowhi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:39:18 on September 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think he was going for some kind of "she'll totally like my kiss and my connection more." On the spot I could definitely see that clueless thinking occurring.
dekonstruktr ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 16:30:28 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The older guy's quick smug glance at the camera that says,"Just wait til you see me shut this shit down.."
colourmeblue ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 19:15:33 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
And then he completely doesn't.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:11 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The porn music really sets it off.
ScannedOverIt ยท 419 points ยท Posted at 14:13:27 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
it would have been funnier if that older guy tried to kiss the younger guy instead.
kyungone ยท 123 points ยท Posted at 15:44:59 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Or even the driver...do something Craig!! Come on!!
IAMZWANEE ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:24:54 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The only way he could have redeemed himself if he was to pull out his dick and start jacking it.
Devanismyname ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 18:38:19 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Total alpha male.
CYAAfghanistan ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:43:05 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
kissing guy should have gone total Freddy Mercury by putting his aphand on the guys leg while kissing the girl
Graize ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:26:18 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah that would have been pretty fucking hot no homo
xBTFBx ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 15:19:08 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I laughed so loud I woke up my dog
Ndonkeykong__Suh ยท 60 points ยท Posted at 17:41:47 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Good tell him to call me please
luisrof ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 17:55:30 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
show him this
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:37:25 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:13:47 on August 25, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Same here.
[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 15:47:05 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I just laughed so loud that a tiny high pitched giggle escaped my throat.
NightOfTheLivingHam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:45:16 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm gonna get laid tonight boy, and I'll make your asshole a pussy by the end of tonight."
[deleted] ยท 604 points ยท Posted at 19:00:57 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck he handled that poorly. This is the correct response:
"I was going to kiss you, but I don't want his mouth herpes. You have fun with that."
Backflips off the cart while simultaneously farting in her face
Cornballin_POS ยท 126 points ยท Posted at 22:01:08 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's exactly what should've happened. Maybe the stench would've bumped up her right eyebrow.
Chicken-n-Waffles ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 00:40:23 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"You know what I think about that? (stands up, lifts leg and farts) Enjoy your mouth herpes!" (and exists)
Mr_Titicaca ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:25:28 on August 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
To be fair, that could backfire if he sharted.
uancmb ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 15:12:05 on September 3, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus christ, that's the most 'reddit' response I could possibly imagine.
adamdh ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 00:08:07 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Damn, that sounds dreamy.
hotalmond ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:56:55 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
hhahaha this fucking got me
Myrmec ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:59 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
But reality TV...
Mr_Titicaca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:25:03 on August 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, part of what puts these folks in ultimate cringe is that they continue to try to fight for love even after it's clear they're not wanted.
DrBlock09 ยท 477 points ยท Posted at 13:33:05 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Is his name fucking Torque?!
hamfraigaar ยท 271 points ยท Posted at 13:56:19 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
His name is Tariq, it says so at the end.
DirtyD69 ยท 65 points ยท Posted at 15:58:35 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Opal for Harmony.
TitoTheMidget ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 16:44:25 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Sapphire for divinity.
DirtyD69 ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 17:02:37 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You are just ass. Waiting to be smashed.
Magnyus ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 17:19:11 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Ruby, for vigor.
spacezoro ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:41:24 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Gems are outrageous. Truly truly outrageoua
DrBlock09 ยท 104 points ยท Posted at 14:05:34 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You're right. That's way cooler.
pirarchy ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 15:51:48 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I like to imagine it's pronounced like "Eric".
StellasMyShit ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 17:35:11 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I had a friend in high school that pronounced it like Tar-ick.
YourBuddy8 ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 18:16:25 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Truly outrageous.
pialin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:09:52 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Dank reference
madsen03 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:26:33 on August 25, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Proununced somewhat like a baby seal hyperventilating. Urk.
WasayZ ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 16:10:48 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You are correct.
NeverGotWhooshed ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:15:27 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
not really it originates from Arabic I think and is pronounced like Ta-ric
[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 17:50:33 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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NeverGotWhooshed ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:51:49 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
im pretty sure Eric isn't pronounced as Aric
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:39 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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NeverGotWhooshed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:39 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
makes sense but the video also said TOR so I thought people were also talking about the beginning too
j1202 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:45:26 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Not how the guy I know named Tariq says it. He's from Jordan and pronounces it "Tareek".
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:54 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Both ways are valid ways to pronounce the name
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 14:22:41 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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SimplyShadyZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:31:30 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Gems
Mediocritologist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:28 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for the info, most of us couldn't make it halfway let alone the end.
kevonicus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:50 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
As soon as I saw it all I could think of was Denzel Washington saying Tariq Husseni
DrRad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:56 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
gems
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:49 on August 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Tauriq Moosa!
Almighty_Hobo ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 16:46:42 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Turok the Dinosaur hunter?
WolfieTheWolf ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 16:16:49 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
EXPLOSION!!!!
Lambawamba ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:55:09 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
West coast shit
gingersnaps96 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:59:47 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
DID YOU KNOW THAT 99.7% OF ALL LIVING THINGS ON PANDORA ARE NOT EXPLODING RIGHT NOW!? THATS BULLSHIT, BUY TORQUE!!
ganerg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:22 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
TORQUE. LEWITH.
EmiIeHeskey ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 16:02:43 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This fucking comment
God0fLlamas ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 16:22:10 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm so excited. This is so exciting for me..because I have this princess complex..."
Yep, would have jumped off the carriage right there.
lawlzfordayz ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 13:36:44 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I don't get how the one guy made it to the end.
senorfresco ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 14:49:14 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Ratings.
121381 ยท 149 points ยท Posted at 13:58:36 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
those 3 deserve each other
jacklansley97 ยท 385 points ยท Posted at 13:37:26 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm 12, is this porn?
ziej ยท 204 points ยท Posted at 13:59:37 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Everything is porn if you put your mind to it.
jacklansley97 ยท 73 points ยท Posted at 14:06:45 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That is a peice of sage life advice.
Damadawf ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 15:55:06 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe he's over 30 though. Then it'd be wizard advice.
cheeeo ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:26:34 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe he's also a white supremacist, so this can be Grand Wizard advice.
miller_dotnet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:11:20 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This puts a whole new spin on Reading Rainbow
Fiendish_Ferret ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:47:24 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
BUNDLE_OF_STICKS_AMA ยท 77 points ยท Posted at 14:36:34 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Failed actresses do porn and failed pornstars do this garbage.
Sideroller ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 18:01:18 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty sure I masturbated to this show when I was 12, so yes?
zysr90 ยท 235 points ยท Posted at 14:18:33 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is the cringiest shit I've ever seen in my life.
Fiendish_Ferret ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 15:46:36 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I do believe ventriloquist girl is right up there next to this video
TitoTheMidget ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 16:45:46 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pussying out, I'm pussying out...
starhawks ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 16:29:06 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I still think ventriloquist girl is the worst/best video of all time.
tonequality ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 17:26:49 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The true worst/best of all time was removed from this sub. It was the "Hey baby girl" one. Only cringe video I've never been able to finish.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:41:59 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Why was it removed? It very well may be the most cringey video.
tonequality ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:07:43 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It breaks the first 2 rules. It was submitted before the sub had any rules, so I guess they went and removed it after the rules were added. Used to be the all time top post.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:49:20 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's too bad. That video should have been grandfathered in. If any video would, that one should have.
RatPoems ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:33:44 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think its as good because there's only one person present. The ventriloquist girl was witnessed live by dozens of people.
Fiendish_Ferret ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:42:53 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I've never seen it, link?
Shaddaaaaaapp ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 20:03:54 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Here you go. It creeps me out so much my balls shrivel up inside me whenever I watch it.
Defualt ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 22:01:08 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/lW1s7CP.png
goddamnrito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:10 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
ahahaha thanks for this
_Trilobite_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:43:06 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Here's the original
_Trilobite_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:56 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's the wrong version
dean_47 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:33 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I haven't seen or heard of this. Please, could you guide me to this video?
KendraSays ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:31:30 on August 25, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Link?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:48:41 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Link? please
Fiendish_Ferret ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:12:36 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/cringe/comments/10uyi6/girl_walks_off_stage_super_cringe_after_2_minutes/?ref=search_posts
CosmicFartDust ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:23:31 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Dear god.. Make it stop.
ALUMINUM_MONSTER_AMA ยท 114 points ยท Posted at 14:53:42 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You must be new here
hoddap ยท 175 points ยท Posted at 15:00:16 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I've been here for ages, but this is seriously one of few times that I actually had to yell the cringe out of my body.
[deleted] ยท 70 points ยท Posted at 15:48:43 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
When the older gent went for the second kiss, I rolled up into a ball and squealed.
Greenblurt ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 15:57:59 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fiendish_Ferret ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:41:56 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The banner on this subreddit needs to be a pterodactyl rolled up into a ball and screeching.
luisrof ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:58:10 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
he wanted some sloppy seconds
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:58:59 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Am I weird that I only come here for the comments? I never watch the material because I am a major cringe-a-phobe, I just fucking love reading the comments.
Although I am very tempted to watch this because these comments are fucking making me laugh so hard.
adamdh ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:10:38 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I laughed out of my mouth when I read this.
MattnJax ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:58:41 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is cringey, but I've seen cringeyer.
fatty_fatshits ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:18 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's awful! Where?? Where did you see this awfulness?? So I know to avoid it.
Kairu927 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:12:05 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BtDkKqwhDU
Hell, the entire channel is gold: https://www.youtube.com/user/airlessarchives69/videos
Stevedale ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:38 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
nnnyyyyEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
ukfan693 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:50 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's bad, but it's not "creepy game show host" bad.
zysr90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:38:29 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This account is pretty new but i've been lurking for ages, this one was BAAAAAAD
Chris1671 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 16:27:52 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You should check out the top post of all time
Edit: not the top post anymore. But heres the link NSFW
IDontCorrectSwype ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:06:51 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Can I smell you?
BILL_MURRAYS_COCK ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:47:09 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Holy fuck
Pillow50 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:55:02 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This was way worse than the bad ventriloquist.
I expected the camera man to end all of their suffering.
LongJohn1992 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:35:38 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is what I'm chasing. It's the best shit you can get here.
formerteenager ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:44:37 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That wasn't that bad, considering the circumstances.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:12:26 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Apparently you haven't seen this yet.
dmkc ยท 61 points ยท Posted at 14:39:52 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That fucking EYEBROW though
Mississippster ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:21:00 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
it's the people's eyebrow
Mr_Titicaca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:27:10 on August 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
the most electrifying eyebrow in all of reality tv.
[deleted] ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 14:01:57 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is super saiyan third wheel level
[deleted] ยท 262 points ยท Posted at 16:32:12 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
She isn't even attractive
[deleted] ยท 232 points ยท Posted at 18:38:38 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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koviko ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:40:11 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's more about winning. Elimidate isn't a dating show. It's a game show. No one wants to lose on a game show.
jdklafjd ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:45:01 on August 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'd be happy to lose that one
[deleted] ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 19:52:34 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
She seems to be attracting sleaze just fine.
Myrmec ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:22:15 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is a tv show, not a bar.
HEROnymousBot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:34:21 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
occupykony ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 15:06:47 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The whole clip is great, especially around :15. 'So you're a connosseiur of wine?' 'Actually you would be called an oenophile'. Thanks Craig.
Hedphelym1 ยท 98 points ยท Posted at 13:41:05 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Cucked!
diddleherontheroof ยท 64 points ยท Posted at 15:09:03 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Torqued
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:21:36 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Watching this made me half-torqued...
Myrmec ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:22:47 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Meme'd
[deleted] ยท 82 points ยท Posted at 16:52:53 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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vote100binary ยท 100 points ยท Posted at 22:29:19 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's the alcohol, she's not even in control of her body.
DarkZyth ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 08:00:18 on August 25, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
She probably doesn't even remember it.
tantouz ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:24:27 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Also the boobs, they are drooping way too low
fwission ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 21:10:37 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/cringe/comments/3i2psa/girl_makes_out_with_guy_on_creepy_triple_date/cucsg05
Reposting a comment in the same thread probably isn't going to work...
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:53:34 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It kind of did work though
Poor_Plot ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 15:10:46 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I shall just copy paste one comment from Youtube:
"Questions: Whats with her left eyebrow? How old IS Craig? Why did Craig mention a mother/daughter combo? And why does Tariq even care about winning an ugly chic? So much weirdness in a 3.46 min clip!" - Ciaran Ryan via Youtube Comments
turbocrat ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 21:23:29 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Craig didn't even look that old tbh. That's what made it even funnier.
Pleasant_Jim ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:16:00 on August 25, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Everyone refers to him as the older guy here too as if he was over 60.
Mr_Titicaca ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:27:39 on August 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Especially since she looks pretty old herself.
bigdongmagee ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 14:56:40 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck. This is going to ruin me for the whole day.
Xenotheosis ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 15:18:51 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Damn you're right, I just woke up trying to be a responsible adult and shit. Now all I can think is about lying down, I'll be in my bed...
Sky-Sky ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 16:17:22 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I shouted out 'Oh God' when the second guy got denied. And watched most of the rest through my fingers.
michaelnoir ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 14:31:44 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The cringe here is this whole programme, and in fact, the entire genre. Manufactured incidents, manipulative editing, and all.
Myrmec ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:18:44 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Never go on TV, folks. You are not in control of how you are represented.
lurker093287h ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 15:01:25 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
God this was some prime cringe watching that sweaty blue shirt guy swallow his sadness there, but the girl seemed to be loving it, it almost seemed like it was turning into a porno for a second there. I wonder what blue shirt guy's fantasy that he lived out was, I can't tell if he never got to say it or they cut it because it was so lewd or Garreth/Dwight Schrute-ish.
Al_The_Killer ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 14:58:03 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh I used to watch this show for hours. It was guaranteed cringe every time.
Kylewinslol ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:48:05 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
God damn that fucking eyebrow..
licensedtoill7 ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 13:42:58 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Diving in for sloppy seconds to out-kiss the sweaty guy immediately after just throws a dump truck of gasoline on the cringe-fire.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:39:34 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
that god damn video makes me feel so anxious and uneasy
denmaster4 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:20:00 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What exploded?
metastasis_d ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:53:30 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
China
Barry_Scotts_Cat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:06 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus, is that audio slowed down, or does he talk like that?
cheesecrystal ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 16:30:20 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Love this show, it's always fun to watch 2 people fight over a 4.
ReturnOfAbeLincoln ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 16:03:10 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
this is too fucking weird for me the chick isn't even attractive
pinkclarisonic ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:01:04 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Her eyebrow...
spruce_juice ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 14:32:20 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This smells fake as fuck, but the cringe stands.
yungbiscotti ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 15:24:18 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
tariq is an absolute animal
VampireOnTitus ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:13:42 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
At 3:02 she was about to let the older guy kiss her. The younger guy sensed this and immediately swooped in for the second kiss.
chirstain ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:20:24 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
at what point do you just say fuck it and jump out
JezzaN1 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:38:26 on August 25, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
this made me physically cringe for pretty much the entire duration of that video. fucking hell.
NullCharacter ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:06:03 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
High-grade, pure, uncut cringe. What an awful premise for a show!
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:24:21 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's what you get for going on a dating show for people in their 20's when you're in your 30's.
Apoplecticmiscreant ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:53:50 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Which was worst:
All of these things are almost perfect tens, so it's tough to decide.
CecilNotTheLion ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:56:28 on August 25, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Man i'm high.
_NOT_AGAIN_ ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 14:19:17 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The worst part is that first dude's teeth. Fuck kissing someone like that
minus1millionKarma ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:55:25 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah he really shouldn't be showing his teeth that much when he smiles, i've got pretty nasty looking teeth so i know to hide them as much as possible
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:57 on August 25, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Which one is the "first dude?"
_NOT_AGAIN_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:11 on August 25, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The one she was making out with
phyllop23 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 13:42:27 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think she smells what The Rock is cooking. Forever.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:20:20 on November 25, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
holy shit hahahaha
psycharious ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:38:02 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"You do t want sloppy seconds do you?"
I think she chose her man already....
SaintJoanOfArc ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 15:21:22 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Why would you ever agree to this or any other show where you compete for a chance to date somebody? If you have to compete for their love now, are you gonna be surprised later when they leave you for someone better?
TitoTheMidget ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:49:33 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty sure they're not going for love.
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 15:43:22 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:57:28 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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Triforce1999 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:09:59 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Stfu Chad
Sideroller ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:59:31 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I used to masturbate to this show when I was in middle school before internet porn. It was a pretty trashy show.
asapkj ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:32:20 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I honestly thought I was the only one.
Trainer_Kevin ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:23:05 on September 6, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I don't understand. Why did she reject the older guy and go back to making out with the younger guy?
iced327 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:17:04 on September 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
omfg two alpha males just fighting over a girl. This is the worst shit I've ever seen.
cawn_ ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:26:19 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Tarik actually got eliminated and became super insecure. He lost all confidence in his ability to talk to women, so he kicked off is csgo career.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:37 on August 25, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
LOL that explains so much.
Apoplecticmiscreant ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 14:45:01 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The worst part is her saying, "Do you really want sloppy seconds?" on 3 different occasions. It's unfortunate he didn't just say yeah, you're gross... The show would have been hilarious if he'd taken a different attitude, one of indifference after that kiss.
phyllop23 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:41:37 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That was amazing.
VanWildest ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:56:00 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That shit made me groan and turn my head away from the screen. I'm gonna be cringing all day thinking about that.
TerryCruzLeftPec ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:01:03 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I can't finish this, the cringe is strong. You win OP.
bleunt ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:06:26 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Girl? That's a grown woman.
GregoryGoose ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:34:53 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck man, at that point I would have just been like, "Enough of this shit" and I would have hopped to the front of the carriage and made out with the driver.
Justin3698 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:31:47 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That fucking hover hand while the girl makes out with the other dude. FUCK that's cringe
Alwind ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:46:32 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I would feel bad for him but he did sign up for that abortion of a show.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:52:06 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is the first video on this sub I had to leave before it was over. My stomach turned inside out from the radioactive cringe spewing from this.
WassupWassup ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:09:45 on September 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god
PM_ME_UR_CATCHPHRASE ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:34:44 on September 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh jesus, this has to be the best/worst post I've seen on this sub
kyungone ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:04:38 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Tariq casts kiss on girl.
Effective!! Craig receives 50 damage.
Craig casts kiss.
Denied!! Craig receives 100 return damage.
semantical ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:06:33 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I would have just walked off the show when they started making out. You can have weird eyebrow girl Mr. Young-Guy.
Theban_Prince ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:05:19 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Yep, it took me a long time, but I finally felt what other commenters in this subreddit claim a lot: Pure physical stiffening and body reaction to that cringe.
HandsomeDynamite ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:24:57 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The premise was great but then it escalated to some of the most uncomfortable shit I've ever seen A++++++ OP masterfully done
Conan_the_LibrariPUN ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:30:06 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
God, what do you even do in that situation?
BoogerSlug ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:44:24 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus Christ that was awful to watch
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:00:53 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That poor Coachman. He probably felt so awkward, being mere inches away from this cringe.
CheezGrater ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:42:58 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That looked so scripted. The camera cuts and suddenly she's leaning forward. I can't take reality shows seriously anymore ever since I found out Survivor was fake.
Then again, I watch WWE, so my argument is invalid.
psycharious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:42 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Taker and Lesnar tonight!
23Heart23 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:11:55 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"Yeah, oh god guys, this is so CRINGE! haha" ... Crying inside when you realise this is what your dating technique looks like to other people.
totodilecharger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:24:08 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
For me it was the jazz music they had to play while the guy sitting there didn't know what exactly to look at while they were sucking face.
psycharious ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:43:59 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Would have been the perfect opportunity for him to break the fourth wall,
totodilecharger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:15:22 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The cringe would definitely have intensified
I_StoleTheTV ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:51:21 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This was every episode of Elimidate. I miss that shit.
psycharious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:00 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That show, The Fifth Wheel, and the one that Jullian Barbary hosted where cesspools of entertainment.
Belrox ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:08:59 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
damn... cucked in stone
MoroseOverdose ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:10:37 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
God I love this subreddit.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:50:42 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
If they could develop a Monster's Inc. style device to harvest energy from people cringing, this vein would power the eastern seaboard for a couple weeks.
nirad ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:53:10 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Just imagine how awful the people who produced this show must be.
sandwitchloord ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:12:18 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
She's had the old buck, now she wants the young calf.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:17:48 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Damn, why is this so cringe, could barely finish it.
and lol on the "i have a princess fantasy, do you guys have fantasies aswell?" errr yea, how about being a real human being instead of a fairytale character?
NebulaNinja ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:29:57 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, i'm going to assume all if this is scripted. Which is why everything including the dialogue is just awkward.
thomasJEROMEnewton ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:42:32 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
fucking hell that was brutal!
BreakingHoff ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:03:13 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I have frequented this sub for over a year now, and I frequently go through the top posts of all time just to re-cringe again.
I will say that this is probably up there with the cringiest I've ever seen. It's no ventriloquist girl, but watching this has instilled the of fear ever being in a situation remotely close to this.
supafly208 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:04:00 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is a good find. Haha. Twice!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:11:53 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"I think he'll take whatever he can get at this point."
Oh fuck
This_is_magnetic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:27:40 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The best cringe on this entire subreddit right here
CaptainFlaccid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:05:41 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh sweet jesus. This is gold
seanknox ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:50:23 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think this is the best Youtube video I've ever seen. You win.
ABINIDI ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:19:03 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Just add the Brazzers logo and all set
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:20:58 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"Creg you're too old for this game go home hook up with your 6 year old grandma"
u wot m8
jkjkjij22 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:21:51 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
the way these guys walk
ThePhilosopherPops ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:57:53 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god this show is so cringey. I wonder, if it's scripted, what the writers were going for? I have to believe it's not scripted, at least not those personalities.
sharkattack49 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:57:20 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I've got a boner
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:15:51 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Who the hell can watch this kind of show man
Jay0253 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:16:34 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Why do people even watch this garbage?
TheMagicHorsey ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:01:43 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That girl reminds me of a goat I saw at a farm once.
Supmaxpreme ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:21:52 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I couldn't sit still watching this. jesus
foevalovinjah ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:51:03 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
They did him dirty
bazzathewazza ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:31:45 on August 25, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Holy fuck that's some weapons grade cringe right there!!!
TheGreenDerpity ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:24:14 on August 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
why is this show a thing
electricdynamite ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:32:28 on December 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"Torgue combines good damage, high fire rate and recoil reduction into one lethal weapon!"
Fiendish_Ferret ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:52:19 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Please make it into the top cringes of all time.. 500 votes in 3 hours holy fuck
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:22 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It is already there, this is a repost. Atleast it used to be there
AntiGrief ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:57:50 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Who the fuck thought this was a good idea for a tv show?
Hemmingways ยท 60 points ยท Posted at 14:30:51 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Just the people who were in charge of that decision.
Captain_Redbeard ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:32:10 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
At the business factory.
TheRedGerund ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 14:50:51 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Sweet reference bro. Your references are off the chainwax.
IowaPosted ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:19 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
ON the chainwax
cg001 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:46 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Sweet pussy bro. Your pussies are off the chain.
thek2kid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:41:42 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Those millionaire people. You know the ones..
yourunconscious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:56 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Who thought it was a good idea to go on this TV show?
K9Shep ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:40:15 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Ahhh nothing like seeing two men playing the whose dick is bigger game...
Alasdair542 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:45:27 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus Christ. The part where it zooms out to just the older guy watching them. I had to watch through my hands. This is great cringe.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:13:55 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is amazing, holy shit. This is one of the best videos I've ever seen on here. Whatever you do, make sure you keep watching until after the interview with the older guy.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:28:26 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That awkward smile
HebrewZombie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:32:07 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Can confirm, did cringe
robaxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:32:43 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yes! A cringey dating series I missed.. i'll have to watch some of these!
Jowitness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:50:46 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Why does the carriage driver keep switching places?
LarsPoosay ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:08:34 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He's trying to attract lightening.
molyporphing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:53:24 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I had to exit that video in 2 seconds. Great cringe.
MCMXChris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:09:40 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I forgot all about this dumb show lol.
How the hell would you even be willing to go on something like this? It's like Survivor meets blind date.
Ironfingers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:20:07 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Seal of Approval.
Captain_Grizzly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:05 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The beat in the background is pretty good.
slayliketwoods ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:44:13 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Get em, got em, shot em
irishstu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:01 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Stay till the end, the young guy is actually pretty hammered. And either it's sloppy editing, or ending on a lip bite is his move.
Beohard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:09 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Can't out sneak the Tariq
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:15 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Now this...takes the cake.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:51 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yikes.
barbadosslim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:50 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oenophile (own-o-file)
dmitche ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:35 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I remember that show Lol
the_is_this ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:58 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm died
bolaz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:25 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Sooo beta...
toekneeg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:05 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
ok you got me on that one.. Once the dude went in for the 2nd kiss, I closed it, haha.
luisrof ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:12 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
the porn music when they kiss....
AC_Slater25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:15 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Damn this cringe is RAW. Not cut with anything that could dilute the substance. Also brings back memories of old Elimidate episodes that were loaded with second-hand embarrassment. Great job, OP, 9/10 hope you're the cringe-dealer this sub needs.
TheLimeyLemmon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:10 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm getting flashbacks to that Vitaly cringe. Doesn't help the guy on the left looks a little like him.
Dark_Presh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:05 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Dank cringe. Thank you, OP.
TakeOffYourMask ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:49 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Meh, she's totally average looking, nothing to get all hung up about. The older guy made it worse by revealing how much it bothered him. He should have played it more cool than that and lay off the insults and definitely not just try to follow that other guy.
reded1212 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:24 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This show has endless cringe material.
xPURE_AcIDx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:50 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
i like how his arm just froze into place when they were making out.
Predobar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:41 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That hurt so much to watch Ech
_pulsar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:28 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Dude that show was the shit for watching while hanging out with girls. Blind Date as well.
REDNOOK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:22 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Quality. Came for the cringe and was paid handsomely.
SuperSaiyanNoob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:50 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Reading the comments is giving me anxiety and I haven't even clicked the link yet.
rokulda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:46 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
the guys just rip eachother apart on this don't they? Damn
maxjp17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:00 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Huuuuuuaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhh
GodzillaSuit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:56 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
OP, this is some quality cringe shit. I'm actually applauding you right now. I almost couldn't watch until the end.
TimbitsandBears ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:52 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Hahaha. Oh shit this is a quality post.
toiletscrubber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:45 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
does no one else see how scripted this is though...
justshortofordinary ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:45 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The color theme for this show looks like the subway logo.
brownkid420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:36 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
All Craig needs now is a fedora
coolfir3pwnz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:23 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
She's not even cute. All 3 of those people in the clip are cringe titans.
And then the older guy? I can't fucking watch this. Please excuse me while I cleanse my eyes with boiling water.
MF_Doomed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:43 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I would've dove off that fucking wagon. Jesus Christ.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:15 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
lel
Pillow50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:32 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah that was rough. I was kind of rooting for the younger guy, though.
jascri ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:21 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit that was depressing.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:22 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
When do you think they'll buy their cuck container
SoInsightful ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:06 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think I've ever cringed to this extent. Quality submission OP.
Mississippster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:07 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Tariq sounds like he's saying "6 year old grandma" at the end. This shit is too good.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:04 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Made me sweat.
Puffy_Ghost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:53 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Had to back out when he got denied.
EvilRyan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:48 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The left side of her face looks surprised.
LargeSoda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:03 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
am I the only one getting a "scripted and poorly acted" vibe from this?
StrawberryDiesel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:07 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I wussed out and watched it with the volume on mute.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:06 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I understood triple date as being 3 dudes and one girl, so I was waiting for the guy driving to turn around and contribute, boy was I disappointed.
Jssjhn92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:41 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What the fuck is up with her eyebrow
ClydeFrawg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:08 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The beta levels are off the charts!!!
Dcheese1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:38 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I don't want to bring innocent children into a world where this happens. I don't want them to feel like Craig felt in that very moment watching them kiss.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:00 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The older guy did deserve that shit though. Dick had it coming.
missamerica2016 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:29 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/99KZfOgOtu4
yodro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:49 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Top-grade cringe, my stomach churned
theoneirologist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:05 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Cringefusion here, is the moment itself cringe with the "older gent" or this show's existence?
michael1026 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:05 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Now this is cringey. The entire damn thing. Kill me if I become one of those guys.
jkjkjij22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:32 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
i think at 1:28 kid calls her mom moldy (?)
jkjkjij22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:29 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
holy shit. this crap has been on air since 2001
wellshiiit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:47 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
My face hurts
crescent_fresher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:31 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well, I tried.
JaeqPiegDeivys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:33 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
His face at 2:20 oh my god
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:23 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Cucks...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:18 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What the -fuck- is going on with her eyebrow? That's some Venom looking shit right there.
creamsoda139 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:21 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Why not just make an Eiffel Tower and call it a day?
Kamangar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:52 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
When was Elimidate ever not creepy...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:55 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'd forgotten about elmidate
pranavrules ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:11 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
He kept watching the entire time. Not sure if he was liking it?
salecornia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:48 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No Craig!!! Have some dignity and leave. She wasn't even that hot bro
BadGirlSneer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:40 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Uhh-limma-daaaaayte, hya hya hyaaa.
ActualButt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:53 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That show was a damn goldmine of cringe.
Krayzed896 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:48 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Not even going to watch.
But I have a strong feeling "Elimi-date" is back.
elliep543 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:35 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Those highlights are horrendous
TheHoInMO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:36:36 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Her eyebrows creeped me out.
I_ama_Borat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:27:54 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Where have I seen this before?
chutiyapalast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:38:18 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Chastity burst.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:04:18 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
i didnt get pass the initial kiss and just reading the comments are sending me into convulsions
meatrocket8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:53:21 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The whole video is worth it, they all make fun of the 35 year old guy cos he won't say his age. The worst thing people can do is be ashamed of something inevitable, if you embrace it and make jokes about it you'll even win.
Creepy Craig is a classic loser, but with MTV 2000's programs we all lose.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:16:11 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I love how they zoom in on that other guy's face when they start making out.
Kamalaa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:57:14 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Which is more cringe, this video or the fact that people don't realize it's scripted?
ThePhilosopherPops ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:05:17 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I literally can barely contain the cringe. I've never watched elimidate beyond the 3 I just saw, and I think the sheer energy I've expended in not cringing is reaching critical levels already.
https://youtu.be/ius6tjHwJd8
HolyShip ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:11:37 on August 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
OH JEEZUS he ate the piss stained street snow!!!! OWWW my lungssss
WassupWassup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:28:10 on September 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
wtf did I just watch
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:30 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Did anyone notice the non-making out guy's arm when she's making out with the other guy? He leaves his hand in a cupped position as if she's still leaning against his arm. Good god.
VG_Denis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:45 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The way he sits there cupping the air that once was the girl is hilarious.
Luteraar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:39 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The older guy is cringy the entire video.
loke24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:56 on October 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
ok
Anus_Conquerer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:35 on November 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
j
SKINNERRRR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:48 on December 3, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Haha what girls refers to themselves as "sloppy seconds" hahahahaha
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:23 on December 6, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
CUCKED
Finemage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:38:14 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
oh wow I had a hard time watching it. Thank you for the quality cringe
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:05 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is what I imagine 4chan-users are like
AClockworkDoor-Hinge ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:56:44 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The whole concept of this "Elimidate" is cringe in itself, but I gotta say I was a little relieved that it wasn't the pseudo-alpha, 'classy' older guy she made out with.
trollofzog ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:36:45 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck, 35 is considered old now? Better hang up my dating shoes then.
weasel-baby ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:04:29 on September 5, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
i don't care how obnoxious that younger guy is or how methed up his teeth are i'd let him hit it.
ArkyStano ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 14:31:21 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That was horrible.. Fucking.. Wow.. That hurt!
birdington1 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 13:29:01 on August 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
OP is the real cringe here.
fruitjob ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 17:28:05 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I drove my friend and his gf around while helping look for the girls cat and when we went to drop her back off at like 3am after finding her cat she leaned in and kissed me first for some reason and then leaned in to kiss my friend and my friend was like WTF. He took none of that shit. She kissed me again and went back inside and they broke up the next day. This reminded me of that. We're still friends... The girl and I.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:54:22 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You are one shit friend
fruitjob ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:04:39 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
he cheated on her anyway so whatever right