Supplies dwindle.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ shenanigansen ยท 5323 points ยท Posted at 11:45:46 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)


Nihilates ยท 449 points ยท Posted at 13:21:57 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
killswithspoon ยท 299 points ยท Posted at 14:54:34 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mysteryman64 ยท 79 points ยท Posted at 17:03:58 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Blame these guys, they're the ones who trained them in the ways of flight.

TheAngryBrian ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 21:50:27 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Holy fucking shit no.

Is this from that 4chan thread? I never knew there was a video

Mysteryman64 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:12:27 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Yup, and yes, there was video.

GroundsKeeper2 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:08:41 on August 1, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Not clicking that... what is it?

TheAngryBrian ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 03:33:46 on August 1, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

A scorpion tied up to a balloon. The 4chan thread was about some guys who got drunk and tied up a scorpion to a birthday balloon. At first the scorpion was frantic and seemed scared, but eventually he learned to master the balloons. He got ballsy, and turned into a pissed off flying scorpion, stinging a few people.

GroundsKeeper2 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 09:48:17 on August 1, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Damn...

N0V0w3ls ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 15:19:31 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

What music video is this from? I know it is familiar to me but I can't put my finger on it.

xXSpeedDemonXx ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 18:21:22 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Now You're a Man- Orgazmo or DVDA. Thats what google shows when looking up the lyrics.

niqqaplease ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:08:56 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Orgazmo was the movie. DVDA (Double Vaginal Double Anal) was the band on the soundtrack.

By the South Park guys.

TheAngryBrian ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:51:12 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

It definitely has a South Park feel to it.

DontSayAlot ยท -38 points ยท Posted at 18:13:19 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Darude - Sandstorm

[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 18:22:30 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Goddamn I hope the downvotes you're getting means this shitty joke is finally on the way out.

Pokedude2424 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:21:55 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

You fucking wish

[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:22:57 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

I really do :(

big_shmegma ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:51 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

we all do, we all do. no more tears now.

itspellsyoudidit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:17:45 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Is he wearing an Alabama football hat?

[deleted] ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 15:36:03 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

looks more like an Atlanta Braves baseball hat.

bigrich1776 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 15:43:04 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mordby ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 16:22:29 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

I have a hat exactly like it. He totally is.

offcentric ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:30:33 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Look closer.

thrashfan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:53 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

What is this from and is there a non text version?

MyNameIsDon ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:03:36 on August 1, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

I've been looking for this image for FOREVER. Thank you.

[deleted] ยท 76 points ยท Posted at 15:20:19 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*

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appogiatura ยท 66 points ยท Posted at 15:47:53 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, cuz I needed a larger, higher resolution photo of something so scary and close to my face. Thanks.

The_Beer_Hunter ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:22:07 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

I am actually nervous hovering my mouse anywhere on this page, for fear of accidentally clicking and seeing flying spiders.

AStrangeStranger ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:52:01 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

may I suggest you don't want to watch the Sliders Episode - summer of love

Skeletor9000 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:21:24 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Quit being a bitch and look at it.

angrystarfish ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 17:00:21 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 15:48:16 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ctrlaltelite ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 15:38:00 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Not really a scorpion or any other arachnid. They are insects with tail-genitals.

Nihilates ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 16:03:46 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

You're right, but it's no less frightening. >w<

Peoples_Bropublic ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 17:23:31 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*

Yep, that's called an ovipositor. It's for stabbing things and squirting eggs into the thing it stabs. Like your eyeballs. Just kidding, they generally lay eggs in rotting logs and stuff. Generally.

Edit: I was wrong, that's penis. Other insects have females with really big ovipositors that look like stingers, though.

[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:00:16 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

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Peoples_Bropublic ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 21:07:05 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Well if it makes you feel better, some insects have venomous ovipositors. That's what wasp and bee stingers are, adapted ovipositors. But don't worry, because most insects that have developed venomous ovipositors are an either/or deal. They either lay eggs with it (like a queen bee) or sting with it (like a worker bee), but can't do both.

Except for a few like the tarantula hawk and other solitary wasps. They sting with a horrifically painful venom and then lay eggs through their stinger.

Isn't nature fun?

s4in7 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:55:40 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Dude...fuck you. I mean, I love you, but fuck you.

Peoples_Bropublic ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:03:29 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

<3

spehno ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:39:46 on August 1, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

I was reading this and I felt something crawl on my foot. I freaked the fuck out and spilled my Dr. Pepper all over myself. It turned out to be a hair.

Peoples_Bropublic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:44:01 on August 1, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Don't worry, tarantula hawks will pretty much leave you alone unless you look like a tarantula.

chemical_cactus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:19:55 on August 1, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Queen bees can sting, too! Honeybee worker's have barbed stingers so they get stuck in mammal skin, but queen stingers are smooth, so they don't get stuck. Queen stingers are mostly used in fights with other young queens, so after queens mature/start laying eggs, their venom gets weaker. Also, worker honeybee venom is formulated to cause damage to mammal tissue, that's why honeybee stings can hurt more/swell more than wasp stings (which are for stabbing other insects).

Nature is fun!

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:30:36 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

You should be the new unidan. He's fallen from grace, and only you can save us.

Peoples_Bropublic ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:43:44 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

I've got nothing on Unidan. I merely have strong google-fu.

1981sdp ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:38:02 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Like the movie Slither?

quantumzak ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:16:07 on August 1, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

That makes it so so so much worse.

They mostly come at night. Mostly.

luckymcduff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:46:45 on August 1, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

"And then I ram my ovipositor down your throat and lay my eggs in your chest --BUT I'm not an alien!"

AeroRandy ยท 90 points ยท Posted at 14:19:50 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Don't worry folks, that stinger is just a giant rape penis.

alufangirl1993 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 14:34:03 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

And that makes it worse... much worse...

MrUppercut ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:51:00 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Ahhh! It's raping my hair!!

adaminc ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:39:26 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Ovipositor?

pizzaonabagel ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:09:06 on August 1, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

...I hardly know 'er.

Peoples_Bropublic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:20:30 on August 1, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Nope, penis. That's a male. Females don't look as nightmarish.

onosendaicyberspace7 ยท -10 points ยท Posted at 16:01:53 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
theswerto ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:54:05 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*

Not a scorpion. They're a family of flies closely related to fleas. Best part about them? That's actually his dick

autowikibot ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:54:50 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Mecoptera:


Mecoptera (from the Greek: meco- = "long", -ptera = "wings") are an order of insects with about 550 species in nine families worldwide. Mecoptera are sometimes called scorpionflies after their largest family, Panorpidae, in which the males have enlarged genitals that look similar to the stinger of a scorpion. The Bittacidae, or hangingflies, are a prominent family of elongate insects known for their elaborate mating rituals, in which females choose mates based on the quality of gift prey offered by various males.

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Interesting: Insect | Meropeidae | Dinopanorpidae | Hylobittacus apicalis

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thapopjackson ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:20:23 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

what is that called?

Nihilates ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 15:29:58 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Panorpa nuptialis or "Scorpionfly"

TheHalfbadger ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 16:36:39 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

However, they do not occur in the western USA and Canada.

Hah! Suck it, Europe! We may have black widow and brown recluse spiders, but at least we don't have flying penis-scorpions.

v2subzero ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:00:54 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

I have seen them in Kansas, I thought they were wasps mating or something. There was a tree just coverd in them, I tought it was like a wasp porno or something.

snoharm ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:54:20 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

western USA and Canada.

Right coast still needs to be terrified. But wait:

the males have enlarged genitals that look similar to the stinger of a scorpion.

It's OK, guys, they're just flying dicks.

Veggie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:10 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Right coast?

Also, it's that "western US" and Canada or western "US and Canada"?

snoharm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:30 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Right coast is playful slang for the East coast, just as people from the west sometimes call their Best Coast.

The wording is ambiguous but I would imagine they mean the latter.

iSeven ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:39 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

It sounds ridiculous.

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:51:34 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

And a blackwidow bite isn't that big of a deal if you are a healthy, fully grown, adult. As for the Brown Recluse, well I don't really care about the part of the country they live in anyways.

VitalianBeef ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:33:23 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Pretty sure that's the bug's johnson.

LayneInChains ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:03 on August 1, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

I feel like, I mean if there is a god, that he's trying his best to fucking kill us all.

sorryjzargo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:38 on August 1, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Guys, it's not a scorpion. Its tail is a pincher, not a stinger.

Peoples_Bropublic ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:32:15 on August 1, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Its tail is a penis.

Nihilates ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:34:52 on August 1, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Actually, that's it's dong. Don't stare.

bronkula ยท 137 points ยท Posted at 15:20:26 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Shenaninangenansinenn. Is it just me, or is this comic like a leap forward in quality and care? The lines are crisper. The shapes are solider. Tell me I'm wrong, I don't think I am.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ shenanigansen ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 21:59:41 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

The inner part of my tablet's mini-usb port got loose and it no longer registers when connected. I'm gonna have to make stuff with the line tool in Flash for a while. :/ --> http://i.imgur.com/JZN1BZn.png

zakadak ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 22:04:23 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

I thought it looked cooler

SevenFluffyKittens ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 22:41:35 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

I like your usual style a lot better... This one lacked the usual heart and uniqueness of your normal comics because it look so crisp, so tidy; it looked like any other online comic

bronkula ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:55:53 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

It looks really fucking good, man. I mean real good. I know what it lacks in fluidity, it makes up for in polish. For cheap tablets, look into some of the monoprice tablets. http://www.monoprice.com/Category?c_id=108&cp_id=10841&cs_id=1084101 They have extremely decently priced ok tablets.

toxicityj ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:41:53 on August 1, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

oh wow. Macromedia Flash. Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time...a long time.

bitparity ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:19:13 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Are you the same guy who did Brits in balloons with halberds? Cuz that style looks familiar.

RocketMan63 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:00:24 on August 1, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Totally fixable probably, just look up how to fix loose USB ports. I'm sure there's something that can be done friend.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:45 on August 1, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

I assume you mean micro USB.

bronkula ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:44:58 on August 1, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

No. Wacom have used mini-usb for a long time.

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:57:23 on August 1, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

I guess it makes sense if they're not meant to be portable.

bistdudeppert ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 15:28:02 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

thoght the same. i was actually watching each panel a long time. very very smooth.

jana007 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 16:50:24 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

There's less shadows.

bronkula ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 16:55:56 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*

It's more than that. Take a look at these two side by side. http://i.imgur.com/YpeH4OH.png http://i.imgur.com/hCpRlX1.png

It's like the new one was drawn at a much higher resolution, with a higher quality tablet, using quicker, more confident lines. The composition is well thought out. The backgrounds aren't unfinished.

I'm telling you the artist stepped their game up like a LOT for this comic.

[edit] I just realized, the new one is all vector graphics. It's the eyes. The eyes are perfect ovals with even line weights. That's why this one looks so crisp.

jana007 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 17:21:20 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

ooh I see what you mean now. I thought you meant in just the current comic which is entirely vectors.

Edit: The previous art style takes way longer if that adds any merit. That's also my opinion as a vector artist.

bronkula ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 17:34:01 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

I mean... there's just no earthly way that vectors take less time than brushes. Especially not for complex characters like this. I can sketch out a nose, a head, and some hair in way less time than someone else can make the vectors for it. It just takes more time. I love making vectors but they're a medium for tedium.

jana007 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:56:07 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Hmm I guess that's a matter of opinion. I really consider vectors much easier and quicker to work with for sure. I'm all about the shape builder tool and various transforms in Illustrator. Makes everything take much less time without the need to draw what so ever, unless you want to sketch a mock up.

Edit: not to mention you can recycle vectors in other frames much easier and cleaner.

bronkula ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:05:09 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Like i said, love me some vectors, but it's a slower process. For instance if we sat next to each other, and you vector traced, and I brush traced one of shen's comics, I am one hundred percent certain I would be done faster. Not because I'm better, how could I know that? But because vectors simply take more time. And I have my ACEs, I teach illustrator, I'm no slouch.

I should also mention, I'm talking clean vectors. This comic has solid shapes, well formed curves, and properly trained corners. None of that blob brush bullshit.

jana007 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:09:58 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

No I gotcha! I don't play with that blob BS unless I'm applying filters on it. I just find shape tracing and using the shape maker tool and then simplifying paths to be very efficient for me. Definitely not talking about using the pen tool either, that takes forever.

bronkula ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:17:58 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

10/10 Would internet discuss again.

jana007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:30:02 on August 1, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

So I found your blog (sorry to be a creeper). I really love your art style! I can definitely see how we would disagree on the previous topic. What drawing programs do you use? I don't really do a whole lot of art these days, just boring work designs and some goofy greeting cards, but I'd like to start playing around with some drawing studios other than Illustrator.

Sleepy_One ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:12:45 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Ears are done pretty differently too on the closeups.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:55:17 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

The colours are stronger too.

_Kata_ ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:24:36 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

I've been following these comics for a while and the artist seems to be improving a lot.

It's quite nice. :D

JTD_Rekcile ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:37:03 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Shens got talent brah. His delivery/writing and his art just seem to get better and better as time goes on.

I tend to think that a lot of webcomics these days are pretty flat, but owlturd has been consistently entertaining. Always makes me smile when a new comic pops up in my frontpage.

Cheebahh ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:17:45 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Really should learn to draw noses though.

youonlylive2wice ยท 86 points ยท Posted at 16:49:04 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
๐ŸŽ™๏ธ shenanigansen ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 21:50:09 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

thats kinda metal actually

phonecible ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 17:18:05 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Ah. Easy answer to her question: OH FUCK NO!!

kenmaclean ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:06:26 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

it looks so cuddly.

Domer2012 ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 17:01:53 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Reminds me of this Modest Mouse LP cover.

Sol2062 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:07:17 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

King Rat ftw

Domer2012 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:18:10 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Killer song. Also love I've Got It All (Most). Not a bad songlist for an LP.

Nobearsaroundhere ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:49:19 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

The Whale Song will forever be in my heart.

malphasia ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:07:26 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

DEEP WATER DEEP WATER

kickdrive ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:39:11 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Actually, it reminds me of a 1970's Heavy Metal Comic story, in which two people in some sort of bug apocalypse are walking around in robot suits that look a LOT like that last panel of this comic.

The two decide to get it on. In order to scrog, a mechanical tentacle protrudes from the male's suit and plugs into the females suit, both parts in the vicinity of their privates. This makes for some hot and strange psuedo-bangin. They decide to ditch the suits and go for some old school flesh on flesh fucking, and then the locusts move in, basically eating them alive while they hump.

FeepingCreature ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:15 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Helpful note: spider with wings.

Cashmoney7 ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 16:04:29 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

I think butterflies are creepy.

captainAwesomePants ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 16:37:56 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
octophobic ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 16:59:15 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

:3 look at his downy fur! I bet he smells like sunshine.

irish711 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:18:46 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Bet it smells like a shower fart.

starfries ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:08:42 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Me too. They're enormous flying insects. Those pretty colors don't fool me!

inconspicuous_male ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:34:30 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

butterflies are just daytime moths. Once my family wanted me to go into one of those butterfly garden exhibit things with them. I was way too terrified to even stand near the door.

GolgiApparatus1 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:17:52 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Me too, ever since that spongebob episode.

figman2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:45 on August 1, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

I was deathly terrified of them as a kid because of that.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:33:01 on August 1, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

I hate them.

Jest0riz0r ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 11:48:39 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

I always love these close-up views on his face.

8thTimeLucky ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 15:08:11 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

I don't get it :(

Lurker_IV ยท 156 points ยท Posted at 15:20:20 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Spiders and centipedes are NOT less creepy with wings. In fact they are so horrific that they are destroying the world and putting humankind into perpetual war which we are losing.

ctrlaltelite ยท 81 points ยท Posted at 15:39:28 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Or rather, going by the flamethrower at their feet, humans have destroyed the wolrd trying to kill the insects. Its the 'welp, there's a spider, gotta burn the house down' joke.

ConfusedYeti ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:04:08 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*

Fun fact! Most people know that spiders aren't insects, but it may interest some to know that neither are scorpions. They belong to the class arachnida along with spiders.

Edit: Fixed my wording as it seemed condescending and that was definitely not my intention. I just like sharing info that I find interesting!

LeepySham ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:52:13 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Judging by the events of the last couple days, probably want to be careful about correcting someone in regards to what class a type of animal falls into.

Sypike ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:16:01 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Something something Unidan...

BigBassBone ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:24:12 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Too soon?

pintocat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:22:13 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Insects and arachnids are both what people would lump together as bugs and which most people would also call insects. I don't really care -- they're tiny exoskeletal creatures either way, and there's lots of insects just as creepy as spiders

ConfusedYeti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:09 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Fair enough, I can't argue against that.

But even if a single person learned something from my comment, I accomplished my mission. Learning is fun!

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:14:06 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

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ConfusedYeti ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:15:37 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Yep. I was aware of the risks when I posted that. It was just one of those times when my fascination of the natural world outweighed my fear of strangers disliking my comment. So I came out on the bottom and I regret nothing.

raldios ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:03:22 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

It's more of your drive to make people know the correct thing. You can have a fascination of the natural world and not give a shit if people are using the correct terms.

Kingmudsy ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:07:20 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

You didn't need to post this, I think it's pretty well known that this is the case. Colloquially though, it doesn't matter.

TheSweetestKill ยท -20 points ยท Posted at 17:30:42 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Here's a tip: If you ever are going to start a comment with "Actually," or "I hate to be that guy, but" then you can just go ahead and kill yourself. You're the worst kind of internet poster.

eriwinsto ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:39:38 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Here's another tip--don't tell people you don't know to kill themselves just for informing us about an important distinction between spiders and their six-legged relatives. It's incredibly mean and entirely unnecessary.

TheSweetestKill ยท -11 points ยท Posted at 18:00:41 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Do you need a hug?

eriwinsto ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:17:39 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

I always need a hug. I'm a love machine powered by hugs.

ConfusedYeti ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:11:52 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

That's a fair and valid opinion. In my opinion, the worst kind of posters are people who tell others that they should kill themselves.

To each their own! Have a nice day.

kyred ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:22:56 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Oh, I thought it was a vague reference to something in Fallout (like that bug-costumed hero/villian duo that were causing trouble in Fallout 3)

lostrock ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:37:58 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Actually, I think the beautiful thing about this comic is that it doesn't directly imply that flying spiders and centipedes have caused the world to go to shit; but, perhaps the presence of them existing has tipped the scales and created an apocalypse.

A flying spider flaps its wings in Brazil, etc.

Reed_Solomon ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 15:50:57 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

humankind

Furries aren't human.

Yetanotherfurry ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:15:45 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

where the hell did that come from?

Reed_Solomon ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:43 on August 1, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Characters in the comic are portrayed as freakishly hideous animal people therefore not human. Humanoid, perhaps. But not human.

AltairEagleEye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:34 on August 1, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

No, it's just the art style the artist chose to use.

Their noses may be a little unusually looking, but I don't see any other identifying traits that I would say qualifies as them being furries (ears, tails, claws, wings, etc).

The characters depicted also only have three fingers, does that mean they are Simpson characters or any other media where the people depicted therein only have three fingers?

[deleted] ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 18:00:08 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

humankind

is not a word. Either mankind or humanity.

LuxNocte ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:19:34 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 18:21:52 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Well it's a euphemism and a neologism. Kinda like "bromance"... some dictionaries are now recognizing it as a word, but it's not really.

LuxNocte ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:35:59 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

I just think arguing that "a string of letters which is instantly recognizable as conveying a certain meaning" is not a "word" is just about the silliest position one can hold.

"Bromance" is a dumb word, and I don't think it is used enough to recognize it. "Humankind" is simply an attempt to be more inclusive. If it's good enough for the OED, it's good enough for me. If you don't wish to use it, no one is forcing you, but trying to correct somene else for using it is asinine.

delicious_downvotes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:08 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

It's almost like new words are formed and used as a language evolves over time. Woah.

Reorax ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 15:25:09 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Flying centipedes and spiders would not be "cuddly" like some people find butterflies. They wouldn't even be less creepy than they are now. They would be horrifying machines of death that would reign destruction upon all civilization.

metachor ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:52:53 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

"Rain" destruction is the correct phrase.

eriwinsto ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:40:40 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Their reign of destruction would rain destruction the world over.

Reorax ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:47:58 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

I actually meant they would "rein" destruction. You know, by controlling tiny flying horses.

pintocat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:01 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dangthesehavetobesma ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:45:39 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

God, butterflies are so creepy already. I accidentally stumbled into the butterfly house thing in the St Louis, MO zoo. Fuck, man. Almost died.

gerfy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:14:41 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

ditto - can someone explain?

lukel1127 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 15:18:13 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

The world is in ruin and they are wearing protective gear because centipedes and spiders can fly.

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:50:56 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

this doesn't get less creepy because they have wings.

Can you imagine walking outside and getting hit in the face by that as it flys by? With all of its legs crawling across your face, over and in your mouth, on your eyes, across your skin, into your hair and in your nose?

No, you'd want to burn the motherfuckers out of the sky.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:09:52 on August 1, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

It's a punchline based on something nobody would ever say.

scubacatt ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:33:16 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Chocolate Armor brought to you by Hershey's.

VanNassu ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:37:49 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

I dont get the punchline.

Sleepy_One ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:14:13 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

She's probably suggesting that spiders and centipedes go through a new stage and get wings. The author, with his twisted mind, envisions spiders that fly and centipedes that fly. No change into beautiful butterflies, just flying killing machines. It would be the end of civilization. They have full body suits, and they have a flamethrower for protection in this dream world.

[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 20:10:26 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

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Jonnyyyy ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 18:19:07 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

That's because its not funny.

GodOfAtheism ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:58:51 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Why are their noses metal?

Farisr9k ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:23:54 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Why is anything anything?

GodOfAtheism ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:03:00 on August 1, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Because reasons.

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:45:20 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*

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1339 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:22:54 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

I made one of these comments a fair while ago.

I think that whatever he was getting wrong with the noses, he's sorted out - they don't bother me any more. I've quite liked them in the past few comics.

clueless_typographer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:55:09 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

I would go as far and say that I love his comics as much as I do BECAUSE of his crazy noses. Yup.

Brewfall ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:27:04 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Love this one

carltoncarlton ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:32:06 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

I don't get it.

LetDuncanDie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:06 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Get out of here Stalker!

My-Work-Reddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:46 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

That last panel was better than I had thought it would be.

Stuie75 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:26 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

The darkest timeline

GrandMoffJed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:44 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Excellent comic. Post the source so we can give traffic.

theslyder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:12 on August 1, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

A+ good.

Loving the new art style. Just trying it out or this a new thing?

Germanyburgers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:12 on August 1, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Reminds me of Gone with the Blastwave.

Osiris360 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 14:48:06 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

I love these comics, don't get me wrong. But, their noses freak me right out.

theymightbegreat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:02:09 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Awful title

Jeddy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:33 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

I really enjoy your comics and art style.

surpriseduck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:06 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

jesus fuck tumblr nose much? I feel like these noses are just figurative middle fingers.

Funny comic tho'.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:12 on August 1, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

What?

surpriseduck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:36 on August 1, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

The comic is funny and the art is great but the noses are stupid and ridiculous. There is absolutely no reason to give the characters purple LEGO noses other than that's how they do it on Tumblr.

flossdaily ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 16:45:54 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Why would a talented artist put his work up on the domain "owlturd.com".

Seriously, do people not understand that kindergarten level bathroom humor is a huge turnoff for people?

It reminds me of this.

Sol2062 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:06:50 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
JTD_Rekcile ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:48:24 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

So you judge a site based off its name rather than its content.

Hows that going for you?

flossdaily ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:55:11 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

No. I'm judging both independently.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ shenanigansen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:18:49 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Thank you for the compliment. :) That just happened to be the domain I found that was available, and I'm feelin' it. It's like a constant reminder that my goal is humor.

~Shenanigansen shen@clownpenis.fart

TragedyTrousers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:51:10 on August 1, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Fortunately, flossdaily is entirely wrong, and kindergarten level bathroom humour is awesome.

After all, Terry Gilliam's production company is called Poo Poo Pictures. Terry fuckin' Gilliam!

MMMREESESCUPS ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:48 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
  1. This doesn't make any sense.
  2. Shave, you fucking hippie.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:05:00 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

I'd rather those things could fly, then there's less "creepy-crawliness" factor. There's a reason cockroaches feel nastier to us than houseflies.

CIN33R ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:58 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

I agree, they should just have wings. Conversely, it's incredible the processes of transformation to get 'em wings. However, most beetles, cockroaches included, can fly!!. I'd rather they be on the ground, so I can stomp efficiently. Flying irritants result in hilarious and frantic hand waving, running, etc.

RoboTony87 ยท -25 points ยท Posted at 14:05:57 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

DAE bugs are scary?

raevpet ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 15:03:56 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Haha yeah, it's almost as if they made a comic that many people can relate to!

RoboTony87 ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 15:47:23 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
raevpet ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 16:03:56 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Whatever man, I'll be over here with the rest of the group, enjoying stuff.

jimmy17 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:26:20 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
๐ŸŽ™๏ธ shenanigansen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:04 on July 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

I see what you're saying, and it's a valid observation. Sometimes I'm short on ideas, and being like most people, I go to the ideas that most people go to. This comic was more of a tech demo while I try to figure out how to make these in Flash (tablet broke) -- now I have a good idea though, so keep an eye out for my next drawn comic, which I can probably get out on Saturday! :]