r/explainlikeamchild

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ tranquil-potato ยท 2395 points ยท Posted at 15:15:47 on November 3, 2019 ยท (Permalink)


PASS_INTO_GEKYUME ยท 467 points ยท Posted at 18:13:29 on November 3, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

You tried to slip the funny gamer word past them, OP, but you canโ€™t fool me. In the lower right hand corner, you can CLEARLY see the word โ€œcrime statisticโ€.

PrecastCrane02 ยท 133 points ยท Posted at 22:48:52 on November 3, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

despite

Angibot ยท 110 points ยท Posted at 22:50:31 on November 3, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

making up 87% of the population

sonofzen1 ยท 92 points ยท Posted at 23:08:45 on November 3, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Whites

ketiqber ยท 85 points ยท Posted at 23:12:21 on November 3, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

commit 100%

ThanksYouEel ยท 72 points ยท Posted at 23:57:50 on November 3, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

of

NoLongerUsableName ยท 86 points ยท Posted at 00:04:17 on November 4, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

suicides

alpha67667 ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 00:24:48 on November 4, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Goodbye

McS3Xhaver ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 01:33:38 on November 4, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Read the sidebar you pitiful ape. The proper ending is a period, not "Goodbye." You foul simpleton. Miserable trogolydite. How could you fail to grasp such a simple exposition of hyperdynamic neuropharmacology? You drooling, cretinous negroid.

Parxival_ ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 01:30:30 on November 4, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

BOTTOM TEXT

Slutha ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:34:06 on November 4, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

mass pewings

Eerovito ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:06:04 on November 4, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Tax evasion

Make_Pepe_Dank_Again ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:38:13 on November 6, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

unnecessary clapping

FlxDrv ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 23:11:39 on November 3, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

rEdDiTorS

sonofzen1 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 23:12:03 on November 3, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Contribute to

very-spooky ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 23:35:30 on November 3, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Joel osteen

GunTH213 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 00:15:13 on November 4, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

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Angibot ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 00:17:25 on November 4, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

yes

sonofzen1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:42 on November 4, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Not funny didnt laugh

BlooFlea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:48:51 on November 5, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Ok boomer xddddd

existzence ยท 138 points ยท Posted at 18:24:08 on November 3, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

beta brainwave

lmfaoooo

Carlos_Arch ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 01:37:09 on November 4, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Bilateral bowel movements

alpersena ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:34:35 on November 4, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

releasing neurons

SpamShot5 ยท 121 points ยท Posted at 22:01:27 on November 3, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Your comments get removed by auto moderator uf you actually explain it in a way that a 5 year old can understand

KidKarez ยท 61 points ยท Posted at 22:28:24 on November 3, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

its like r/fitness where every interesting question gets removed because "you gottz to red the wiki firsst"

GrunkleCoffee ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 23:54:53 on November 3, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

I love and hate r/askhistorians, because they try and make sure that there are no bullshit answers, but it means loads of really cool questions get posted with no answers except [deleted].

Druvvaldis ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 22:05:42 on November 3, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Now this is some high quality stuff

ape0 ยท 157 points ยท Posted at 18:12:58 on November 3, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

-increase in beta brainwaves

I fucking lol'ed. Apparently, only beta males have depression.

tittykilla69 ยท 78 points ยท Posted at 23:16:01 on November 3, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

They do. It's caused by overexposure to hugs and soy.

Unlike them, I am a man. I listen to USMC drill sergeant ASMR while falling asleep. I then dream about my next woodworking project. I drink a can of beer with the steak that I have every morning, because I am a man. No, I don't drink IPAs (I don't have a mangina) and yes my wife is a 10/10 (with nice tits)

Cageweek ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 02:21:40 on November 4, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

USMC drill sergeant ASMR

chililaaats ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:14:13 on November 4, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

ron?

tittykilla69 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 06:00:23 on November 4, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Sorry, no relation

WaffleDeliveryGuy ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 20:19:39 on November 3, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Fact

Aqulas1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:11 on November 3, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

yes

TheCrystalCave5 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:23:27 on November 4, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

I meean

Emgadril ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 10:11:47 on November 4, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

That negroid caught me off guard

comptejete ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 22:59:01 on November 3, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

This really cretined my negroid

tabasco_pizza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:28 on November 4, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

This. So much this.

hyper445 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:28:58 on November 3, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Fuck, i was thinking of making this exact same snafu this morning. Good im not the only one who was thinking this lol

the_prion ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:59:53 on November 4, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Thank you for exposing this. Iโ€™ve always thought how fucking stupid that sub is when they donโ€™t even simplify their extremely over complicated responses.

HyperIceCube ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:55:07 on November 3, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

โ€œWoah i have depression and you explained it so clearly, the reason for my depression is that im so woke and smart as you said so woke and smart it deconstructed my brain waves as you saidโ€

otorhinolaryngologic ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:10:18 on November 4, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

lmao โ€œbilateral bowel movementsโ€

rocketham562 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 23:59:48 on November 3, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

finally a snafu with some actual effort and not a 12 sec ms paint repost

your_dopamine ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:23:37 on November 4, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

I almost cried laughing

cyberattaq123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:41 on November 4, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Imagine.

boyolingpots ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:07 on November 4, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Bilateral bowel movements

Krogotomo54 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:56 on November 4, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Ok boomer

InspiringMilk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:47:13 on November 4, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet consectetuer...

The fuck you mean that you don't understand?

sammyjay_18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:49:34 on November 4, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

This one is good.

ChopChopMaster_Onion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:27:43 on November 4, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

This is the best thing

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:21 on November 4, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

is negroid racist?

Antsnakeoctopus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:12 on November 4, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

b i l a t e r a l b o w e l m o v e m e n t s