๐๏ธ -toad ยท 2589 points ยท Posted at 14:41:41 on February 9, 2020 ยท (Permalink)*
English is my fourth language and I'm writing this on my phone with a throwaway account using only my toes while reading Kierkegaard so please forgive me for any grammar mistakes. :)
So, a little backstory. I'm a 24-year-old female, 5'10, white (thank God), skinny with DD breasts and an ass that barely fits in skinny jeans. People often say that I'm the most stunningly gorgeous person they've ever met and I should consider modeling but I dunno lol. I'm childfree, an atheist, a meat lover, and strictly heterosexual.
Anyway, both my parents died in a terrorist attack when I was 12 along with all my aunts, uncles, and grandparents so I took it upon myself to raise all twenty of my siblings and cousins singlehandedly, working four full-time jobs while going to school, leading eight clubs, captaining the varsity volleyball, water polo, and basketball teams, and volunteering at a hospital all while maintaining a healthy social life. I'm currently working on my fifth Ph.D. in between running my successful non-profit to end global poverty, writing my eleventh novel, starring in the final Tarantino film, streaming Minecraft, protesting in Hong Kong, and phone banking for Bernie Sanders.
So I was at the hardware store picking out a chandelier to put in the house I'm building for the homeless when this fat, smelly, repulsive, gay, transgender "woman" walks up to me and shrieks, "you're oppressing me by being thin! Eat a fucking vegan burger you skinny slut!" I hit her with the "okay boomer," and she responded, "that's literally as offensive as calling me a n*gger!" Then she threw her slimy crotch goblin at me and screamed, "get her, Jayden! Infect her with your polio that you got because I refuse to vaccinate you!" I didn't wanna be a Karen and call the manager over to settle this so I took it upon myself to personally vaccinate her child right on the spot and saved his life. The "woman" then tried to convert me to Christianity so I kicked her in the balls and dragged her out of the store. Everyone clapped, the manager gave me $1,000 (which I donated to TeamTrees), and Obama reached out to thank me for my bravery.
TL;DR: Iโm literally just a perfect person with a hard past.
So reddit. Fellow redditors. People of reddit. Denizens of reddit.com. Wise sages of the internet. Tell me the truth. Am I the asshole?
Edit: Wow, this got a lot more attention than I thought it would! Since a lot of people are asking, yes, I am a Navy SEAL and no, I have never pooped in my entire life. I was a quadriplegic after this incident but I overcame the paralysis very quickly because I'm not a little bitch. Also, because it seems to be relevant, here are the details of my sex life: I get plowed three to four times a day by my perfect lover, I'm into every kink imaginable, I have no gag reflex, and my tubes are tied so no worries there. Apparently sex with me cures all diseases and causes a bigger dopamine hit than heroin, but I dunno.
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legoyoda1995 ยท 559 points ยท Posted at 17:00:46 on February 9, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
YTA: You didn't mention stepping up to your homophobic father or some shit #sorrynotsorryโ๐ฉ
memesforallpls ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 01:07:36 on February 10, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Ew
tomka7000 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 12:05:26 on February 10, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
That's kinda gay bro
RotisserieChicken007 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 07:56:50 on February 12, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
YTA. And this post proves you are FAR from perfect.
cltcwsdm ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:21:52 on February 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Shes straight
thefartpoop49 ยท 356 points ยท Posted at 16:08:22 on February 9, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
bruh
๐๏ธ -toad ยท 155 points ยท Posted at 19:36:14 on February 9, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
bruh
CrackedSpruce ยท 89 points ยท Posted at 19:55:56 on February 9, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
how long did this post take
๐๏ธ -toad ยท 127 points ยท Posted at 20:44:19 on February 9, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
itโs a copy pasta
CrackedSpruce ยท 75 points ยท Posted at 20:45:14 on February 9, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
well somebody had to make it
TheOneAndOnlyDeggie ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 01:28:38 on February 10, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
No it's a copypasta you copy them
Hellenic_lich ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 01:50:49 on February 10, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Oh your right
death_to_noodles ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 03:41:27 on February 10, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
What about my left
Hellenic_lich ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 04:39:42 on February 10, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Bro is that liberal bro
cltcwsdm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:49:40 on February 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
You're
Akira13645 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:37:48 on February 10, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This is the original source of it FYI
Game0fLife ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 09:32:01 on February 10, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Huh, copy and paste something on circlejerk to farm karma? Itโs like the circlejerk of circlejerk.
RivenTheAhamkara ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 19:36:56 on February 9, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
sex
CocalarPrajitCuBMW ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 20:01:47 on February 9, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This.
2fast4meee ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:52:44 on February 9, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Ce faci?
CocalarPrajitCuBMW ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:33:18 on February 9, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Laba ๐
ghnayyn ยท 102 points ยท Posted at 19:39:14 on February 9, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
YTA play perfect games win perfect prizes
Joe_Shroe ยท 94 points ยท Posted at 19:40:57 on February 9, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Do you actually expect me to read your whole post? YTA
AttachableSheep ยท 154 points ยท Posted at 19:15:45 on February 9, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This is the greatest post I've seen here
help_me_im_in_pain ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 02:19:09 on February 10, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
YTA
[deleted] ยท 216 points ยท Posted at 17:29:34 on February 9, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Ya... I didnโt read the entire post (tldr), and it seems you browse T_D. What do you have to say for yourself?
TheLovingNightmare ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 02:03:09 on February 10, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Thx a lot you made me check their post history and watch someone getting their throat slit. YTA
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 02:07:58 on February 10, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Why would you ever comment this wtf I actually hate you and OP, blocked
RebelArsonist ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 07:27:57 on February 10, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Not my proudest gap
Edit: I raped the kind stranger
FoundRelic ยท 66 points ยท Posted at 20:04:06 on February 9, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
YTA: forgot to flex your immense iq, your perfect act scores at the age of 6, being a gamer girl, and your decisive role in taking down Al Quaeda
myboyghandi ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 20:49:52 on February 9, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Also didnโt mention how wealthy they are
RancorousSea ยท 121 points ยท Posted at 19:17:01 on February 9, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
ESH : you're both women
Drumfpt ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 01:39:44 on February 10, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
W*men
RancorousSea ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 01:51:05 on February 10, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Please stop being political I'm just a young gamer
etherealcaitiff ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:24:41 on February 10, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
NIG......HTFIRE is the worst 007 game.
ironjaw3ds ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:18:11 on February 10, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you, that game was lit
L1m1x ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 19:38:57 on February 9, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Esh. Nobody out pizzas the hut
Edit: spell gammer
marcuis ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 01:05:08 on February 10, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
r/fOUNdmobIlEuSER
pinguiniv ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 19:45:52 on February 9, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Oh uhhh hey um making a shy face Iโm a regular on your streams and I, well, you know, happen to be the top donator of your channel. So, yeah, umm unzips pants can you please tell me more about your sex life on a, you know, uhhh sweats intensively, date? Iโm a nice guy I swear! I donate to a dozen of charities with humble bundle and, uhhh, you know, other websites.
TVStankee ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 19:29:36 on February 9, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
YTA. Women must be in the kitchen to be perfect.
Lasernatoo ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 19:53:58 on February 9, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This is actually one of the funniest things Iโve ever read. YTA
Scherv ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 21:12:48 on February 9, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This is my favorite subreddit
gaucho2005 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 00:44:15 on February 10, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
YTA, if you said you were down to experiment (obviously not wanting a serious relationship of someone of the same sex, just hot lesbian action) then you would be NTA.
HRSkull ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 21:13:31 on February 9, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
YTA Trans rights are human rights
datboirob23 ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 16:58:12 on February 9, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Can I spread your butt cheeks?
itsmoosecraftisfat ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 21:22:45 on February 9, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
/unjerk how many hours of your life did this take?
rinkeroo04 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 00:32:42 on February 10, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Its a copypasta, apparently.
dannecek ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:57:12 on February 9, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
INFO: DM me pics of your tits? If so NTA
cameron_-_- ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:53:16 on February 9, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Can you please explain how you do sex. I'm really shy and I want someone to show me.
bahoicamataru ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:42:26 on February 9, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
YTA Tits or GTFO
CyinFromJohto ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:44:10 on February 10, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
INFO: are you an asshole
queenfrigginbee ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:37:25 on February 9, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
V A L I D A T I O N P O S T
YTA
Adamscottd ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:53:51 on February 10, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
No, I donโt think this is a validation post
MEGAMAN2312 ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 01:51:12 on February 10, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Sir this a wendys 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Eyezin ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 04:01:23 on February 10, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Nta
ElsaCodewea ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:26:45 on February 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Seรฑor bueno :)
ThanosHamb ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:44:01 on February 9, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
YTA. You didnt mention your 4 year old sister's speech about the negatives of capitalism
Amadon29 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:02:40 on February 9, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
NTA your house your rules
NotCleverSoILurk ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:04:02 on February 9, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Oh jeez! In my humble opinion, this one might be a LITTLE out of reddit's paygrade... Oh man...
boxing_dog ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:53:49 on February 9, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
YTA didnโt say your IQ
Seal-Dictator ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:22:22 on February 9, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
The I dunno lols are perfect
MysteryLands ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:54:38 on February 10, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Not black, not lgbt, not interested. YTA, red flags!
SquidgyCats ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:02:29 on February 9, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
YTA should have had more kids
lithalweapon ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:40:01 on February 9, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
YTA if you were perfect you wouldโve plowed me
Springstof ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:49:57 on February 10, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
NTA transgenders with balls are just men in girl clothes.
OppositeEye27 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:00:11 on February 9, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Please stop, I can only get so erect!
turdfuckinferg ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:23:34 on February 9, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Nephew
IN449 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:46:36 on February 10, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
delet
CaptainUintah ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:49:30 on February 9, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I also pick this woman
Exclaimedmuffin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:11:35 on February 9, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
NTA, She couldnโt handle the Jimmy Neutron style ๐
Heller_Demon ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:04:47 on February 10, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Not even a mention of your big dick and huge balls? YTA.
randpaulsdragrace ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:03:38 on February 10, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
NTA. Play stupid games win stupid prizes, red flags were popping up everywhere and never, I repeat, NEVER EVER speak to the police without getting a lawyer. Your mother is a narcissist and your friend is a sociopath. Get a divorce
SwagSea ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:58:38 on February 9, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Hmm, I think this is fake. If you were to ask me I'd say it's the part about being a SEAL, because there has never been a female team member before. You almost had me there, OP!
AutisticThanos ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:01:53 on February 10, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
YTA Coronavirus is women's fault. The karen was right for being a women't
necrophile_oneesan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:05:36 on February 10, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Stop abusing your moderator powers to spread your own misinformed opinions. You said it yourself, you literally have no idea how vaccines work, so how can you, in the same sentence, just assume that they're bad for you? I really hope you get removed as mod, because this is an outrageous abuse of power.
Zaxxro ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:51:04 on February 9, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I must have Alzheimer's cus I don't remember asking
Chillypenguin178 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:57:13 on February 9, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I legit thought this was real at first
J_KBF ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:29:30 on February 9, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
NTA now post those glorious feet
iwasbannedfromapoc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:01 on February 10, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Ass
Mattheslayer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:48 on February 10, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
r/YtA
fortwaltonbleach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:16 on February 10, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
do you like bernie shatner or donald musk?
Lunchism ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:24 on February 10, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
YTA because you didn't do sex with me
CarolinaDota ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:16 on February 10, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
tfw 200 word dissertation due tomorrow and haven't even started
KristenKutThroat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:30 on February 10, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Pack it up boys! I'm not crying you're crying! Ooooffffffffffff!
RichiePls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:59:01 on February 10, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I just had a seizure
Liz_Me ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:08:43 on February 10, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This is a joke sub, you need /r/psychology
Bapaotje ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:15:31 on February 10, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
That's awesome m'lady. Do you have a kik/discord I can add you to to reach out so we can play some minecraft or witcher 3 together?
R3c3n71yD3c3a53d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:58:59 on February 10, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
fuck this im not reading all of this. YTA
raquetass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:22:30 on February 10, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
So brave
LuckyStudios777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:27:55 on February 10, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
YTA For being perfect and being on r/circlejerk
eb11b ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:30:33 on February 10, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Im just here for the karma.
Patch_Lucas771 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:32:39 on February 10, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
YTA, play stupid games win stupid prizes
TrainWrek13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:45 on February 10, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Next fucking level
awonderwolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:34 on February 10, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
NTA, now gib reddit gold
edit: YTA for not gilding my fucking comment saying you arent an asshole you stupid bitch
jorrandoesstuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:15 on February 10, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Yta your parents died in a terror attack which is disrespectful to middle eastern people
revan_leonare ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:29:01 on February 12, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
YTA why wouldnโt you date a gentleman like me instead of going for the jocks that treat you like shit:(
kriskringle1246345 ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 21:17:49 on February 9, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
NTA