Dude, what do you mean? It's there as a testament to Kirk and his and Julie's unbreakable bond.

We're willing to explain anything you need. Just tell me which part of someone not cheating on their wife is so confusing that needs an explanation, and I'll be happy to give it to you.

(faints)

Thank you, /u/Treat_Williams. I appreciate the support, but being a quarterback of the NFL is a platform and you can do whatever you want with that platform. But for me and for Julie, we feel like it's a huge responsibility to make a positive difference and if the two of us are ever not making a positive difference, I hope someone on an AMA would let me know. We want to continue to grow that platform, so that we can continue to make a bigger and bigger positive difference. Especially, right where we're playing in Washington, D.C. and the greater DMV.

I just want you to know you peaked today. I thought the post article was the top.... but its out of the park now.

I love you guys hahahah

You need to rebrand them with more saintly names. Kirk the Faithful. Julie the Lionheart.

The emotional lifecycle of viewing /r/kirkcousins goes like this:
Phase 1 - Confusion
Phase 2 - Genuine concern for the mental wellbeing of the people who post there
Phase 3 - Grasping at straws to rationalize why and what is happening
Phase 4 - Sudden realization of what /r/kirkcousins is
Phase 5 - Posting on /r/kirkcousins

I wouldn't cheat on my girlfriend either. Guess that makes me weird. This fucking guy right here...

I'm sending him an invite right now.

edit - He is now a mod for /r/KirkCousins

The source is actually Kirk and Julie's undying love. Nice try tho

This might be the weirdest thing I have ever read. But I laughed a lot, and I think I enjoyed it. I'm really confused on how to feel, and what the fuck all that meant.

The WaPo article was amazing and this is legendary. What a tremendous community.

Do you find true love to be creepy?

This is my new favorite thing and I have no idea why.

He just reads the schemes

Xephyron, the tobacciana enthusiast. I love myself a good cigar too, if that's what that means anyway.

Probably read it as 'zefron'

Say it out loud...

I don't like that he stole his big brother's jersey and pads.

What are ass sleeves and why does Bradford have long ones?

Of all the QBs in the league. Bradford provokes the most neutral feelings from me. I don't like the guy, I don't hate the guy. He's just there.

And his got dayum injin blood!

this is like a human version of /r/sharkswithhumanteeth

Yeah we definitely win "hottest qb" (sorry)

Hey now.

Don't be sorry. You better be fucking happy when the Giants lose!

Did he blink? I can't tell.

Gold, Jerry, gold.

Sad I can only upvote once

Well, he is on the roster anyways.

Well, he sure isn't get close to him on the depth chart.

I mean. He's always come across as a good guy hasn't he? I don't think anyone has doubted that for a second.

Same here. Thoughtful answers making me think the Redskins are my new NFC team.

Yeah, I like that.

I was already a fan, this is solidifying it more.

I'm not particularly a Washington fan because of Snyder and the name, but you couldn't be more right - this is one of the better AMAs from an NFL player. I'm a Cousins fan from here on out.

*Kirks PR team

Kirk is giving pretty generic, PC answers. Really shows his personality and makes me like him more for saying nothing but exactly what you'd expect

Boooo

they didn't work to lose it, captain wrongvious. if they lost it wasn't as a result of working to lose it.

This fucking guy

Just took a look at that sub and I am so, so confused.

Lmao, it's already on the sidebar photo.

Aaand there will be no more replies from Kirk Cousins.

Aaand it's already the sidebar haha

So they enjoy it a little would you say?

That answer is already on their sidebar.

YES WE DID

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You turned Kirk Cousins into a cowboy, shame on you!

That content would probably do really well if you posted it at r/kirkcousins

I've probably watched more Kirk Cousins football than anyone else on the planet, provided you don't count his time at Michigan State or any football related activity that may have preceded it. This pretty much makes me an expert. I've watched Kirk develop pocket presence and a better understanding of dynamics with receivers. I've watched him adjust the offense pre-snap and read defenses on the fly. I've learned a lot about Kirk Cousins' game, and there's one thing that I can tell you for sure. Without a shadow of a doubt. Without a moment's hesitation. Without reserve. Kirk Cousins does not cheat on his wife. Now, you might know the NFL as the land of balls, and whistles, and referees, and football beer, but there's also another side to the league. A side that they don't show you on ABC broadcasts, This mostly means ESPN broadcasts, because ABC is a mostly different branch of Disney that generally doesn't show football games. There is also the NFL Network channel. I don't know who is responsible for that, but I don't think it is ABC, or ESPN for that matter. The point remains. There are things happening in the NFL that you don't know about, and some of those things cast a shadow. And let's be honest here, some of those shadows are long and threatening, and conjure images of shifting unpleasantries that creep into the prams of the children in your mind. Now, that I've set the scene, I will keep doing other things. The NFL is a moral danger zone, and few people that enter it have the fortitude to withstand the temptation and onslaught of sensory rushes that accompany being in the spotlight of the national media and collective conscience. The tales of athletes who have won it all only to toss it all away on an extended bender or a highly protracted pisser are innumerable. They also have a tendency to get a lot of brain injuries. I'll leave connecting the dots on that one up to you. So, when I tell you that Kirk Cousins doesn't cheat on his wife, that's not something that you can just brush off. It's not a meaningless fluff piece that you found in the Arts & Culture section of the Washington Post. In fact, you won't find it in any section of any piece of print media (or digital media that uses print by way of font, in the sense that print is a metaphor—but at once also wholly tangible) that has an ampersand. It just doesn't exist, okay? Kirk Cousins doesn't cheat on his wife and there is nothing that you can do about it. If you are the opposing team and you want to throw Kirk Cousins off his game by hiring a gaggle of mostly attractive strippers, or even other ladies that are not strippers but who are also whores and tend to act in ways that are both personally and socially deleterious due to either a string of experiences in their childhood or a chemical imbalance or some combination of the two, even if you hire those types of ladies to throw Kirk Cousins off his game through the temptations of late night sex and parties, you would be an idiot. You'd also be wasting your money, because I already told you that Kirk Cousins does not cheat on his wife. By now, it's pretty much a foregone conclusion that professional athletes cheat on their wives. It's something of a professional hazard. Once you've achieved that type of wealth, status, and recognition, the opportunities to cheat on your wife increase by a factor of a lot. Not many people can resist that temptation. Kirk Cousins is different. He doesn't cheat on his wife. Take that to the bank. I want to take you back a little bit, to a time that was earlier in my life, and also presumably earlier in your life. If you came to this article with the express intent of learning more about Kirk and his life, let's also assume that this point in my story correlates with a period that is also earlier in his life. So, we've traveled back to this earlier period, and we're looking at the dynamics of football. The year is Brett Favre's last with the Vikings. In the year prior, Mr. Favre almost went to the Super Bowl. But in the current year, Brett Favre is having trouble, and he's playing his worst football in decades. The reason is clear. Mr. Favre sent pictures of his penis to a lady named Jenn Sterger. Mr. Favre was cheating on his wife. Kirk Cousins would never do that. The establishment of a connection between cheating on your wife while an NFL quarterback and a declining skill set on a path towards irrelevance (or in Mr. Favre's case, the Hall of Fame) has been established. The inverse is also true. Not cheating on your wife can help you win the championship. Not cheating on your wife can keep your head clear in the crucial game time decisions that require every ounce of cognitive ability that your brain zone can muster. Not cheating on your wife helps you build NFL success and also a nurturing, beautiful family. Kirk Cousins does not cheat on his wife.

Julie is always behind Kirk, in everything they do. 100%

He's Kirk Fucking Cousins; that's how.

I'm so naive. I don't even know what happened to Blake Griffin in a restaurant, so I would say out of ignorance...a restaurant with Blake Griffin? But an elevator with Ray Rice, if I make it.

Kirk! Answer this one!

Is my wife with me?

I fucking love your username and flair combo. I bet it pisses Bronco fans off too.

Hard hitting question here

Your tag and username make my insides hurt.

Username doesn't check out

Why is your flair Raiders but your user name TheDenverBroncos?

He my kirk ive like you

Indeed

He'll call him Bernardo when he's got the balls to come at Kirk like a man and not send his brother to do his bidding. Until then, he's Barnardo.

Classic Kirk, always trollin'.

That's his new name now

Now I feel glad we didn't face him in the playoffs... I don't want to cheer against him.

I have to agree with you here. Especially being a Giants fan living by D.C., it's hard not to at least like Kirk.

NO THEY DIDN'T

Where's a name like PM_UR_TITTIES when you need 'em?

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Office reference. Meta.

You're part of plenty, you just don't know it.

I said that at work a few weeks ago and everyone just stared at me. If you don't watch the office and haven't seen it all multiple times then I don't want you to be my friend anyways.

Dwight

Dude...

Haha, great one man!

Well, come in out of the rain

Have you ever considered hanging out all the time at r/kirkcousins?

Here you go, step into this box.

You are apart of one it's called your hopes dreams and aspirations.... ^{sorry that's just me /sob}

Did you say that to the tune of Walking in Memphis?

How is his comment at all related to the locker room incident?

So here I was thinking that name sounded familiar and that I should see if he went to USD. Sure enough, my college roommate is in this thread confirming.

We don't talk about that game.

Because the Jets having winning seasons won't?

Yeah but we weren't missing Jamison Crowder for half the season.

Accuracy is for pussies. The dragon. You gotta unleash the dragon.

We have the technology!

/r/NFL mods top mods

Maybe cuz he's a... red... skin?

I'll leave sorry

Literally Gandalf from being killed by the Balrog. Got resurrected as a similar but different, more powerful being. They look similar, but ya know there's something different about this Eric Berry 2.0 guy

You're a war daddy.

war daddy

sounds like a Mad Max term

Must be a Michigan thing. My high school coach used that term all the time.

I'm assuming that you havent seen Fury. Go see it. Go see it now.

Reminds me of leather daddy.

A lot of older coaches use this term for someone who is a great team player

First AB is posting snaps with Teddy_H2O and Xavier Rhodes and now he makes a fake Vikings account to appreciate Kirk? AB to Vikings confirmed. Someone tell Scheffter so he can break it first with all this iron clad evidence.

just reminded me to watch a couple episodes, thanks!

How's Business?

I have that framed.

I wonder if that passion has caused him to be more involved at times than necessary.

No question, it did. He loves the team and loves the game. Kirk's answer is probably more PC than we liked, but he is right that Snyder wants to win above all else. He wanted to be a bigger part of why we won but it actually seems like with the hiring of Scot and Allen he has come to terms with the fact that he needs people who have lived football on a professional their entire adult lives are better qualified to do so and will get him the winning teams he wants.

We've never hated him for his passion or because we thought he wanted to sabotage his billion dollar team (well, the somewhat rational among us haven't anyways), we've hated him because of the meddling, which is a direct result of his passion.

I wonder why that is though? I mean, if you take Mark Cuban for example. He produces winning teams and has consistently brought in the right pieces around Dirk, and he's possibly the most involved owner in American Sports.

Not when you are the owner of an NFL franchise though. Just a couple billion.

What kind of owner gets super over-involved with their team? Seems like a real nightmare...

why aren't you publically criticizing the owner of your company?

Reddit, everybody

Fred Smoot talks about how he loves Snyder and he's been out of the league for years.

You're known for answering honestly.

Gives answer.

wowsoPC!

I think by most accounts, players love him. He's a huge fan of the team and supports his players, just not a talent evaluator or good contract guy.

All the players love Snyder. All he wants to do is win and he pays them a ton of money to do so. Why wouldn't they like him?

The one thing that all Redskins fan know about Snyder is that he is in fact a fan of the team. Sure, we know he was a shitty owner to begin with - trying to buy a championship - but it came from a place of good. It's easy to see he's changed over the last several years and Kirk has only been around for those years.

What negative do you think he would have to say? It's not like Snyder goes around berating players and he invests heavily into coaches and practice facilities. And he's totally right about him wanting to win.

Would you insult your boss on a public forum with your real name?

Go Hawks.

...right down to the "Mr Snyder"

Not that I would bite the hand that feeds me, either.

Thank him for strong ownership and good stadium.

London was really cool. I went out there as part of the NFL, and I got to see some of the sights. Part of the experience was that I was able to get kind of a feel for whether London is ready for an NFL team, and I walked away with an emphatic yes. The fan base is more than ready. If they cheer for American football with half the passion as they cheer for soccer they're gonna sell that stadium out every single home game and really follow their team. Now we just gotta shrink the Atlantic ocean or recommission the concords so we can get there more easily, but those fans are ready.

How did you find London?

Turn left at France.

He was probably vacationing with Julie. They're great.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/dc-sports-bog/wp/2016/02/04/kirk-cousins-discovers-that-you-like-that-also-plays-across-the-pond/

Dude, wtf... me too.

This is why I will only drink tomato juice on an airplane

Only place I have ever had ginger ale. Every Damn flight, too

Altitude and dryness affect your taste?

I wonder if there are things I'd like at sea level that I don't like here...

This is why vodka soda is a superior airline beverage.

Holy shit. I've been drinking ginger ale on planes exclusively for over ten years and never considered this.

Dude Canada Dry has a Cranberry version that rocks my socks. It's insane.

Did you think he was going to lie about airline food?

Knaaaawledge

7 lamborghinis in his bookshelf account

I think he'd make a good coach. I don't know about head coach, but a position coach or coordinator, hell yeah.

Well you have to understand someone's ideas to shoot 'em down

I think the same principle applies regardless of your beliefs. When you get into an argument with an SO, being able to lean on a shared love and respect for one another allows for cooler heads to prevail. It takes the "me" out of an argument. For Kirk and Julie their shared faith is a reminder of that love and respect.

Also, theirs is a shared love and respect more unbreakable than Bruce Willis.

Whatever works for him, if he can use religion as a tool in his relationship, I don't see how that could hurt anyone.

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HAHA yes!

I'm not sure if you're mocking his beliefs and being edgy or just making a joke.

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New York Red Bulls legend Thierry Henry

After watching this clip for like the 15th time in my lifetime I finally realized Leaf is the one sitting down, not being taken away by teammates

I don't know why I came in this thread

You guys are on the upswing, too! It was a mutual boost to both of our teams. ;)

^{also when all the lost rams fans wanted a new team I suggested the bucs because I love the boat.}

I feel like way too many people missed this -- this is freaking GREAT that every single team participates and there's a year-end tournament. Holy crap. BRILLIANT.

And im pretty sure Kirk just broke rule #1

Can we bet on this? Maybe some fantasy football golf?

Now how do we figure out which players represent each team?

I'd watch it if it were televised

But then again a man needs to have a couple beers and relaxation on the course.

I'm sure romo dominates this

This is why the superbowl committee demands 3 golf courses in the hosting city. They just dont hype it.

a bird has left the flock.

This may be blasphemous, but as an eagles fan, youre my favorite qb in the division.

It is.

Ohhhh playing this summer, can't wait. So far my favorite is TPC Sawgrass.

We have made note of your treachery and you have been reported to all Sports Radio, Reuben Frank, the entire CSN staff, and Hugh Douglas will be over tomorrow for all of you Eagles merchandise.

Dude....

Your first lesson in Scottsdale is that people don't usually go there to be followed and watched.

Wow, you're wrong on both counts.

He's a monster.

Haha thanks for the laugh! Hot dog controversy

This is a man who accomplished his dream of playing in the NFL. He soar for the highest highs, he doesn't settle for average. Average doesn't win on game day. Average doesn't win your division. Average doesn't win Super bowls. "Not Bad" is not a rallying cry, it's a cop-out. You don't settle for waffles because their not bad; you go for the glory of the fluffiest pancakes humanity has ever created. Only then will you know greatness.

google blue waffle

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i hate how much i don't hate him

It's almost sickening. If I was a Cowboys fan I'd be vomiting.

Microsoft won the "Bad Luck Brian" Award this season, no doubt.

PAYS $400 MILLION DOLLARS FOR NFL SPONSORSHIP

CALLED IPAD WHEN FUNCTIONAL, SURFACE WHEN NOT

It is more probable than not that Kirk Cousins was aware that it is the Microsoft Surface Pro 3.

He is sentenced to a 1 year suspension and required to complete 1000 hours of Bose Product Placement.

Lol, Microsoft spent all that money for nothing.

You really didn't notice that the good and popular teams were given national time slots?

Same with the Jags.

Same for us. . .

The Redskins only had like 2 games this year that weren't at 1:00.

I could see Kirk being Jim and Julie is his Pam ❤

Toby

Angela. I used to date her in High School.

Sounds like me the night before a job interview

Pippin agrees

Fuckin' Seahawks fan gotta hijack my question and make it about them

I love that Carl's I grew up in Stafford and that place was the mainstay

That's really funny. I had no idea about that. I lived in Fredericksburg during that time and all I wanted was Mark Rypien's autograph (I was 6 and he was THE BEST). Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh.

Bruh, if you're ever in DC, go to FFB or FF. They're soooo good. It's a tad expensive, so definitely make it a date night, if you can finesse that.

Shake Shack is a chain, so DC isn't your only option.

Gotta go with the spicy fried chicken and Jefferson donut

I doubt a skills competition would get any more viewership than an actual game. People don't watch the pro bowl for two reasons, they don't play hard and the game is meaningless. Make it a skills competition and it's still meaningless, except they're not even playing a game anymore.

Ok but maybe the QBs can throw passes through tires or kicking drills. Maybe linemen go through an obstacle course and finish in a pool of jello. Something fun like the dunk contest or how the NHL has their shootouts. It doesn't have to be like another combine.

Who would throw a hot dog? That's like throwing a ten dollar bill on the ground.

What ILBs?

https://i.imgur.com/fDgwgfi.png

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he's no flynt flossy

YEAH, FUCK ALL YOU GUYS!

The Vikings haven't been around as long?

Don't worry man you got my upvote..... :(

I don't pay attention much to the NFCE, so just curious, is it comparable to our Wild Card game this year?

Look at it this way, he's saying that in the past he wasn't a captain, but he will be in the future

Stand up for what you believe in op

I don't know why this response literally made me laugh out loud. Thank you.

I have not heard any good argument for why a hot dog IS NOT a sandwich.

The only response I ever usually see is "a hot dog is a hot dog" or "a hot dog is not a god damn sandwich!"

Tyrod had the best attempt, but he even got burgers involved and that's just assuming that the restaurant's menu is to be considered the basis of credibility in this case.

Fantastic comment. Made me laugh my ass off. We should make protest signs.

I disagree with you opposition to kk kirk fantom but I respect you principles

The new biggest qb rivalry

That's mah quarterback :')

Wow, that is by far the most in depth and best explanation of the hot dog/sandwich thing I've ever seen, I'm impressed.

All squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are squares.

Are you me?

You have blown my mind today. This shouldn't even be a question anymore.

What about a hoagie? Or a cheesesteak? Or any sandwich that is in a cut-open roll.

It's not?

Do you not consider subs to be sandwiches?

I feel like the context of the bread matters a lot in what makes a sandwich.

A loaf of bread without anything else is clearly not meant to be consumed that way and as such is not a sandwich, just like how it wouldn't be a cancer sandwich if i put my pack of cigarettes between two slices of bread, it would just be pretentious art or a drunk mistake.

It would be a toast sandwich

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich

That hit remains one of the biggest I've ever seen. Just brutal.

Upshaw might be the hardest hitter in the league right now. He's not flashy but when he gets you in his cross hairs with a full head of steam he's gonna run through you like a truck.

Alabama

Or could have been this one https://youtu.be/DSL3AY0y6OU?t=5m44s

Roll tide!

dude took some hits, damn

Where is the hit at? Its just a highlight video playing from the start for me.

Surprise Eddie Lacey!

Probably the hit a few plays later with Watkins. That one took a little toll on him you could tell. Probably hit so hard he thought it was Upshaw. Around 9:40, you can tell he just doesn't want to get up.

You Bama guys can't even let us get off an AMA without screwing it up for us ;)

Julie would make an excellent first lady

He's already a better speaker than Hillary.

I agree. I've been really surprised he's answered a few different questions even though they may be "non-answers". I would have expected this to of just been ignored.

It's a no win for him. He has no power to change it, even if he does think it's racist. And he's not going to turn his fanbase against him. The only way it changes is if Snyder changes it. It's not up to Kirk.

How else is he supposed to answer it though

My guess is somebody wrote that answer for him. He has probably been informed by redskins management what to say if he gets asked a question like that.

Caucus for Kirk!

I see right through your mask. Just because you put your initials backwards doesn't mean you're hidden. Stop trying to get rid of the #1.

Washington Julie-Lovers

Washington LGBT Muslim Communists

Shut up

1/8th Native American here. The way the Redskins portray Native Americans is one of the reasons why my whole family are Redskins fans.

Just putting that out there. Something is only racist if you make it racist. Being majority white, I wouldn't be offended by a team named the "Whiteskins" as long as it portrayed white people in a dignified manner.

I also believe the team was made up of primarily of America Indian's who collectively came up with the name.

The logo? Yes. The team name? Absolutely not.

Best part of being a Christian, sins can be forgiven... Murder them all, go to Sunday evening service.