MrDestructoid SORRY, WRONG STREAMER. BACK TO MASSAN. MrDestructoid
Leoxcr ยท 55 points ยท Posted at 15:03:06 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
COM FUCKCAST
Chispy ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 16:03:01 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ayy lpao
[deleted] ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 16:28:52 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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_oZe_ ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:30:39 on January 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I remember when a random picture with text weren't even mistakenly called memes. In fact I remember when we shipped discs by fucking snailmail to send each other files.
Helivon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:06 on January 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't he busy campaigning and shit?
Face hunter takes way less time per game than mid range, no wonder why he'd rally for face hunter
[deleted] ยท 54 points ยท Posted at 15:16:36 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FAP TEARLESSLY
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:02:38 on January 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually, in this modern age of alimony, misandry and feminism; masturbation may be your ONLY option. I am an idealist that still believes that sex is sacred and something to be reserved for shared between people that love each other. Unfortunately, very few people today think that way, and the vast majority of women see men as nothing more than disposable wallets. You are definitely better off staying single.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:57:17 on January 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:49 on January 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I continue to share my story and I continue to challenge social norms because I truly believe in the power of AWARENESS. Most people are just not aware of the underworld that lies beneath the brightly lit illusion that are flooding their physical senses. Like the proverbial frog that swims around in warm water in a pot that is being slowly heated - they are not aware of their plight until it's too late.
I believe that the time has come to start sweeping aside the lies and bullsh*t of politics, religion and other social constructs and to start the difficult but important work of raising consciousness and awareness.
Trump: "I play Dr Boom. I am Dr Boom. I play Dr. Boom on every turn. When I am elected, I'll make more cards like Dr Boom. Dr Boom is what makes this game great, and I think everyone should be playing Dr. Boom."
'We ought to put up a row of taunt minions all along the border.'
sameth1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:17 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which Trump?
bombaal ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 20:19:33 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yes
Praetoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:54:45 on January 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly
[deleted] ยท 1178 points ยท Posted at 13:37:48 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bernie Sanders: "I play almost exclusively with my Reno Control Shaman, which I used to get my golden shaman hero. I only played between the hours of 5:00 to 8:00. If my opponent gets bad RNG, I concede to make them feel better. I want deckslots."
Bernie: "this is all in my plan if you cared enough to look at it. I'll get blizzard to charge more for packs from those that can afford it. This creates a better playing experience for all."
Rand: "won't that cause the rich players to not create new decks?"
Bernie: "not according to these top hearthstone economists."
Rand: "I don't agree with those economists, I agree with these economists."
Bernie: "we'll just have to wait and see, but at least my father doesn't run gold-farm bot scams after he lost his lead designer candidacy."
That's actually not far off. More like peak concentration time. People start to tilt more easily and lose to obscure or incredibly obvious combos the later the time. The later you play the easier it gets, so long as you're well rested.
gotMUSE ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 20:16:51 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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mcpngn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:24:46 on January 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The self described socialist would be the one worried about spending?!?!
nidrach ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:20:26 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well it can't get any more expensive than the Iraq war of that right wing nut job. Bush would have just bought 3 AWPS at the start of every round that nobody wanted or needed.
"My Deagle is my AWP. I oneshotted people in beta when Trump was still toying around with shotguns and autosnipers. And today we all know that Trump likes talking about AKs when he really is that guy who sits in spawn all round with an AWP."
- Ernie Anders
klaq ยท 104 points ยท Posted at 14:45:56 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Currently, Control Warrior is playable to only the top .1% of Americans, and in your hearts, you will have to determine the morality of that, and the justice of that."
Greenei ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 16:28:12 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sanders always plays Freeze Mage, so you will feel the Bern.
Damn you're right...screwed that metaphor up (yet still reaped the comment karma). I will try to balance our karma income, in the name of socialism, and upvote you :-P
Damn you're right...screwed that metaphor up (yet still reaped the comment karma). I will try to balance our karma income, in the name of socialism, and upvote you :-P
Just like MTG and Hearthstone! One is a good card game with room for creative play through deep complexity and the other is a popular "card" game where the winner draws Dr. Boom first! s/
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GahHey ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 16:08:04 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Invoked is a fair and balanced mid" - Hilary Clinton
Look, if you had one election, or one opportunity To eat all the bernie you ever wanted in one moment Would you capture it or just let it slip through your fork? Yo -
His palms are penne, knees meat, arms bernie Add meatballs to the bernie, mom's secret recipe He's nervous, but on the surface mom's bernie looks ready for meatballs but he eats all the bernie, he can choke down, the whole crowd goes bernie He opens his mouth, but bernie won't come out He's cooking now, everybody's cooking now The clock's run out, dinner is over, bloah! Snap back to bernie, bernie is gravity OP goes Rabbity, he choked He's so mad, but he won't give up that bernie, no He won't have it , he knows bernie looks like little ropes It don't matter, it's dope He knows that, but he's broke He loves bernie he knows When he goes back to his mobile kitchen, that's when it's Back to bernie again, yo This whole rap's bernie He better grab bernie fast and hope he don't spill it - You better lose yourself in the pasta, lasagna bernie, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to eat This bernie only comes once in a lifetime yo -
bernie is escaping, through his mouth that is gaping This bernie's mine for the taking Make me more, as we move toward a, new bernie order A normal meal is boring, but bernie's awesome Boil til it's softer, the water grows hotter He blows on it to cool it off a bit faster Coast to coast meals, he's known as bernie eater Lonely roads, bernie knows He's grown wheat from home, he's no farmer He goes home and barely knows how to boil water But hold your nose 'cause this sauce here has spoiled His hoes don't want him no more, his dinner's foiled They moved on to the next schmoe who cooks He nose dove and sold pasta So the cookbook has told and slams closed I suppose it's old bernie but it still tastes awesome -
No more games, I'ma change what you call bernie Tear this motherfreaking pot of pasta off the stove I was cooking in the beginning, the dinner's all ready It's been chewed up and spit out and still looks good But I kept cooking and stepped right into the next kitchen Best believe somebody's payin for this bernie All the pain inside amplified by bernie Cause I can't get by without bernie And I can't provide the right type of sauce for this bernie Cause man, these goddam food stamps don't buy bernie And it's no movie, there's no Chance of Meatballs, this is my bernie And these times are so soft, and my bernie's even softer Trying to cook and eat my bernie, plus Teeter totter caught up between being a farmer and a pasta cooker Baby mama drama's screaming bernie and There's not enough for me to wanna Share with her, another day without bernie Has gotten me to the point, I'm starving now I've got to formulate a recipe or end up straved and dead bernie is my only motherfreaking option, lasagna's not bernie, I love you, but this parmesan's got to go I cannot grow old eating my bernie cold So here I go it's my dish. Sauce fail me not, this may be the only bernie that I got -
His palms bernie,
knees weak, arms bernie,
there's vomit on his bernie,
mom's bernie,
but on the surface he looks calm bernie,
to drop bernie,
but he keeps on bernie.
You can make any bernie you set your mind to, man.
Crime.
Crime it's in the streets.
My name is Special Agent Detective Frank Franklin with the L.A.P.D. I'm that thin blue line that protects law abiding citizens from criminals who are not law abiding. This is my story.
10:00am Wednesday morning police precinct briefing room. We are in the briefing room and all the cops are there. The police chief is there too. He's wearing a blue sport jacket. He's setting up his slide projector and says "Hey listen up you guys I need to give you this briefing on the secret Chinese Hong Kong Yakuza criminal organization."
I stand up and say "Look there is crime out there. I don't have time for this bull crap. Give me my gun and my dog and let me bust some perps."
Police Chief is like "okay Frank here's your Ruger redhawk, tear gas, riot shield and and german shepherd. Go get em tiger."
10:30am Wednesday morning. It is essential that I need to make a covert secret entrance to the Japatomi skyscraper building. The L.A.P.D. stealth bomber flies over downtown and drops me out of the bomb bay doors. I then hang glide over the city holding my police german shepherd k-9 unit in one arm and the hang glider bar thingee in the other.
10:35am I land on the roof of the building. I then take the stairs down to one of the floors. I don't know which one and it doesn't matter anyway. Me and my dog walk in and the receptionist is like "Can I help you?"
"I need to see all your files for my investigation." I say and my police dog starts wagging his tail.
Then all the sudden this one dude storms out of his office. He's got a tie on and a suit and some expensive shiny shoes. He looks all pissed off and is like "hey what is this all about? Do you got a search warrant?"
I put my badge right up in his face and say "I'm a cop you idiot I don't need a search warrant."
He's like "Oh really well I'm the attorney for this company and I'm gonna file all sorts of legal type lawsuits against you for violating our rights and so on."
I hit him in his knees with my baton and my police dog starts biting his ankles. He falls over and says "ow oh my god ow" All that is separating a world of grimey bad guys from paper pushers like him are the boys in blue like me.
I then start to handcuff him and am like "your under arrest."
He starts crying like a little sissie and is like "for what?"
"Resisting arrest."
I drag him down to my police squad car parked outside while my police dog growls at him. I toss him in the backseat. He is still crying like a little punk. I then spray his face full of my police issue mace. He is like "owww ohhhh." While he's blind and twitching around I secretly stuff an evidence bag full of a kilo of raw Columbian crack cocaine into his suit pocket.
I then ask him what his license plate number is and he tells me. I then find his car. It's like a Lexus or something. I don't know, don't ask me what kind of car it is. I then shoot out his taillights. Some lady starts screaming and I'm like "hey lady official police business" and she stops screaming and nods approvingly. Then I come back to the car and tell the perp "Oh by the way here's your $5000 ticket for broken taillights."
We get down to the stationhouse and the booking people are like "hey what's this guy in here for?"
I'm like "I don't know I haven't even searched him yet."
They search him and say "Oh my god he's got like a whole bunch of illegal narcotics."
I say "Oh really?" and they say "Ya really!" He is still crying and stuff.
So I then drag him in the courthouse which is right next door.
11:00am The judge is there. His name is Judge Honorable Tony Tortalino and he's the baddest judge ever. He's got like 20" biceps and has an anaconda resting on his shoulders. He doesn't even wear a judge robe. He's just bare chested which shows off all the scars he has on his body because on the weekends he goes to Afghanistan for army special ops delta force missions. Occasionally he gets captured by the enemy and they put cigarettes out on his body just for fun. The court reporter has to sit on the floor because on the chair he has stacked up every issue of soldier of fortune magazine.
We get in and the judge lights up a cigar and is like "So how does the defendant here plead?"
And I say "He's guilty you're honor."
The attorney guy (I forget what name I gave him) is still crying and shaking and stuff.
The judge says "Hey you are you innocent or guilty."
The attorney is like "I'm innocent! I have a wife and kids and I go to church and blah blah etc."
The judge is like "wrong answer. I'm gonna count to five and I wanna hear you say your guilty"
The judge counts to five while the attorney just cries and stuff. Then he pulls out a bow from under his desk, and pulls back an arrow with a stick of dynamite attached to it. He lights the fuse off his cigar. The attorney sees this and is like "oh okay I'm guilty."
Next thing you know the judge fires the arrow right into the attorney guys nose and he's trying to pull out the arrow but he's too much of a weakling so the dynamite eventually blows up and burning pieces of him fly all over the courtroom.
The judge is like "okay we're gonna take a short recess."
I walk out of the courtroom and my dog follows behind me.
THE END
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billionsofkeys ยท 1589 points ยท Posted at 13:34:42 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trump: "Make face hunter great again"
gabemalmsteen ยท 55 points ยท Posted at 19:46:11 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bernie will make arena free for all college students.
econartist ยท 586 points ยท Posted at 13:45:01 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
T U C K F R U M P
benzappo1000 ยท 260 points ยท Posted at 14:38:05 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MrDestructoid SORRY, WRONG STREAMER. BACK TO MASSAN. MrDestructoid
Leoxcr ยท 55 points ยท Posted at 15:03:06 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
COM FUCKCAST
Chispy ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 16:03:01 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ayy lpao
[deleted] ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 16:28:52 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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_oZe_ ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:30:39 on January 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I remember when a random picture with text weren't even mistakenly called memes. In fact I remember when we shipped discs by fucking snailmail to send each other files.
conspiracy_thug ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:37:36 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Le tip my fedora to you sir!
Drakkkky ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:09:50 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking Cunt!!!!
NotPeetaMellark ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:01:32 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfrRzW-Yqog
bibliotaph ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 16:53:40 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We'll bring value back to America"
Blakangel72 ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 16:51:07 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hmm.. Trump was playing midrange hunter all day yesterday..
chostings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:56 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He still is
Helivon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:06 on January 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't he busy campaigning and shit?
Face hunter takes way less time per game than mid range, no wonder why he'd rally for face hunter
[deleted] ยท 54 points ยท Posted at 15:16:36 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FAP TEARLESSLY
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:02:38 on January 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually, in this modern age of alimony, misandry and feminism; masturbation may be your ONLY option. I am an idealist that still believes that sex is sacred and something to be reserved for shared between people that love each other. Unfortunately, very few people today think that way, and the vast majority of women see men as nothing more than disposable wallets. You are definitely better off staying single.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:57:17 on January 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
>>/r9k/
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:49 on January 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I continue to share my story and I continue to challenge social norms because I truly believe in the power of AWARENESS. Most people are just not aware of the underworld that lies beneath the brightly lit illusion that are flooding their physical senses. Like the proverbial frog that swims around in warm water in a pot that is being slowly heated - they are not aware of their plight until it's too late.
I believe that the time has come to start sweeping aside the lies and bullsh*t of politics, religion and other social constructs and to start the difficult but important work of raising consciousness and awareness.
I trust that this corrects your understanding.
geeky_username ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 22:54:08 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trump: "I play Dr Boom. I am Dr Boom. I play Dr. Boom on every turn. When I am elected, I'll make more cards like Dr Boom. Dr Boom is what makes this game great, and I think everyone should be playing Dr. Boom."
geeky_username ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 22:59:37 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"WE'RE GOING TO BUILD A WALL TO KEEP OUT ALL THE CANCER DECKS! WE'LL MAKE THEM PAY FOR IT TOO!
IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO PLAY CONTROL, YOU NEED TO GO BACK TO CASUAL MODE"
green_meklar ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 23:53:11 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'We ought to put up a row of taunt minions all along the border.'
sameth1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:17 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which Trump?
bombaal ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 20:19:33 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yes
Praetoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:54:45 on January 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly
[deleted] ยท 1178 points ยท Posted at 13:37:48 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bernie Sanders: "I play almost exclusively with my Reno Control Shaman, which I used to get my golden shaman hero. I only played between the hours of 5:00 to 8:00. If my opponent gets bad RNG, I concede to make them feel better. I want deckslots."
vast_amounts ยท 444 points ยท Posted at 13:45:28 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I don't really like Bernie Sanders." - Ann Coulter, CEO of EA and founder of the friendzone
Zifnab25 ยท 61 points ยท Posted at 16:56:24 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Although he's still better than Hillary." - Ann "The Elon Musk of Political Opinion" Coulter
r0b0c0d ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 18:35:49 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"From bikes to planes to video games, it's the greatest toy store there is." - Ann "Geoffrey the Giraffe" Coulter
econartist ยท 201 points ยท Posted at 13:45:40 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bernie Sanders: "My favorite Hearthstone pro is /u/Kibler, and did I mention I'm F2P?"
vast_amounts ยท 254 points ยท Posted at 13:48:28 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I guess I'm risking getting some downvotes by saying this, but I actually think Bernie Sanders is a pretty cool guy.
Romeisburningtonight ยท 86 points ยท Posted at 14:47:34 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He raises taxes and doesn't afraid of anything
Royalflush0 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 15:26:50 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We should make him president!
Romeisburningtonight ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:43:26 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm actually a Trumpeter...
67ex212 ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 16:11:59 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Then riddle me this. One hundred duck sized horses or one horse sized duck?
Or some nice deckslots?
Romeisburningtonight ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 16:15:47 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dammit Jim, I'm an artificial internet personality, not a genius!
iiEviNii ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:34:07 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So is Brian "Brian Kibler" Kibler of Brian Kibler Gaming.
3xist3nc3 ยท -13 points ยท Posted at 13:56:12 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I think I will also get downvoted for this, but I think Sanders is a pretty dank candidate.
GobbyBoss ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 14:47:59 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know I'm going to get down voted for this but I down voted that
3xist3nc3 ยท -12 points ยท Posted at 14:56:32 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know I'm going to get downvoted for this but I upvoted you.
SurreptitiouslySexy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:36:50 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
fuck you man i am getting some fuckin downvotes 2day - bernie sanders, 2016
Kakkuonhyvaa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:03:58 on March 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's stupid. Kibler is anti-F2P.
various_items ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 16:26:25 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Becoming visibly emotional, he added, "I'm f2p btw ;-)"
TheApathetic ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 14:23:25 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TIL Bernie is actually never lucky BabyRage BabyRage BabyRage
snowlarbear ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 21:47:05 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
bernie: "i want to give everyone access to all the cards! and all the hero portraits! and all arenas are free!"
rand paul: "how will blizzard make money then?"
bernie: "...."
geeky_username ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 22:57:36 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're going to raise taxes on the Wallet Warriors. They are the top 1/10 th of 1%, they can afford to pay more"
garbonzo607 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 23:00:37 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Bernie: "this is all in my plan if you cared enough to look at it. I'll get blizzard to charge more for packs from those that can afford it. This creates a better playing experience for all."
Rand: "won't that cause the rich players to not create new decks?"
Bernie: "not according to these top hearthstone economists."
Rand: "I don't agree with those economists, I agree with these economists."
Bernie: "we'll just have to wait and see, but at least my father doesn't run gold-farm bot scams after he lost his lead designer candidacy."
GayNiggerInSpace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:48 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They take it from the 1%, duh.
LazyProspector ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:16 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not enough percentages
MyUshanka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:17:37 on January 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But Reno is cancer!
didntgettheruns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:04:36 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is it hardest from 5-8?
JBLikesHeavyMetal ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:41:18 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've never played this game but I'm gonna guess Chinese peak times
KingKazuma_ ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:19:31 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Adult peak times* At least that's what I believe.
highspurrow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:20:51 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's actually not far off. More like peak concentration time. People start to tilt more easily and lose to obscure or incredibly obvious combos the later the time. The later you play the easier it gets, so long as you're well rested.
OmNomSandvich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:29 on January 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Servers are by region so no. There is a specific China server I believe.
longknives ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:51:27 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
me too thanks
doitup69 ยท 642 points ยท Posted at 14:52:15 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We can't really disregard Bernie's past on this issue: http://imgur.com/2MxtqBD
Notus1_ ยท 190 points ยท Posted at 15:09:39 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I submited this to /r/SandersForPresident , but the nazi mods didnt like it FeelsBadMan
Razlyk ยท 82 points ยท Posted at 15:59:59 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Le hit[le]r mods
Benakaflaka ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 16:27:29 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Must be special Comcast police spies
riversun ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 19:47:00 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Too memey. Try /r/circlejerk instead
Notus1_ ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:50:20 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
wow.
Your original msg is abour r/circlejerk , but it changes automatically to reddit. This is some black magic shit!
lateforfate ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:14:15 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just imagine what ordinary people will think when they see "face hunter". Fucking brutal.
InLegend ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 16:56:55 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Agreed. Bernie Sanders didn't support the ban on Patron Warrior. Hillary Clinton did.
r_xy ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:34:57 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
as sad as it is, he is right
laeve ยท 1233 points ยท Posted at 13:05:44 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hilary Clinton: "When I play competitive csgo, I use the p90 and the p90 only."
Nixus ยท 587 points ยท Posted at 13:48:33 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'I main the AK47'
-The Trump
gotMUSE ยท 384 points ยท Posted at 14:29:36 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Making counterstrike great again
[deleted] ยท 181 points ยท Posted at 16:12:42 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The R8 was balanced upon release" - Trump 2016
SquidwardTesticles__ ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 22:25:31 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The Russians will pay for the next operation" -Trump 2016
8bitslime ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 00:59:13 on January 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I prefer dota"
-Ellen Pao
Kiefyking ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 01:15:28 on January 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
REEEEEEE
daewonnn ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:12:41 on January 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
COLAA
Kiefyking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:10 on January 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bring back the original R8, make csgo great again
GoblinTechies ยท 94 points ยท Posted at 14:39:12 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vike92 ยท 125 points ยท Posted at 15:04:29 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Making counterstrike great again
EMoorald ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 17:10:47 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DAE remember when counterstrike was great? Fuck I miss playing CS 0.01 in the 90s...
BatMunki ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 17:51:43 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FUCK I feel old
Edit: WOW!!!! This has gained some intrest... so I will do an Impromptu AMA
BatMunki ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 17:52:33 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am old AMA!!!!!!!!!!!!
JayNico ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 18:08:33 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you old
BatMunki ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 18:10:10 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
No
Edit: Yes
Edit2: No
Edit3: Wow.... Thanks for the downvotes guys
Edit4: RIP INBOX XD!!!!
EDIT5: Just to clarify I AM old
Edit6: It is getting late here guys, I am going to bed I will be back tomorrow to answer more of yours guys questions!!!!
EdIt SEVEN: I CANT SLEEP GUIS SO I AM HERE FOR MOAR AMA, SO AMA
Waffliez ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:21:11 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ArE YOU A GRILL???
BatMunki ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:33:39 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Labels are for cans not Ppl AMIrITE GUYSSSS? XDA
A---Scott ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:36:02 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Idk why you're getting downvoted, this is important information that should be expanded on.
If you don't meme, how does one dank?
dacotahd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:21 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
36min AMA?
Woerst evar
Edit: I am from the future
BatMunki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:11 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Edited
dacotahd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:59 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I forgot my questions lulz
BatMunki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:14 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Edited
CheeseWeasel3015 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:46 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know what we want... 100 duck-sized horses, or one horse-sized duck? WITH WHOM DOES THE BATTLE COMMENCE?
BatMunki ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:33:25 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ask /u/MindofMetalandWheels he knows the answer to that
Svusoccer55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:27 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you here to screw over the mil(le)nnials?
BatMunki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:22:09 on January 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is Burnie Sunders?
DrKushnstein ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:06:21 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
More like CUNT3rstryke.
gotMUSE ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 20:16:51 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
๐๐ช ๐๐ช๐๐ชedgy shit edgY sHit ๐ชthats ๐ซsome edgy๐๐ shit right ๐ชth๐ช ere๐๐๐ right there ๐ฌ๐ฌif i doโฦฝaาฏ soโmy sel๏ฝ ๐ซi say so ๐ซ thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: สณแถฆแตสฐแต แตสฐแตสณแต) mMMMMแทะ๐ซ ๐ช๐ช๐ชะO0ะเฌ ๏ผฏOO๏ผฏOะเฌ เฌ Ooooแตแตแตแตแตแตแตแตแต๐ช๐ช๐ช ๐ซ ๐๐ ๐ช๐ช Edgy shit
mcpngn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:24:46 on January 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
autist
gizzardgullet ยท 83 points ยท Posted at 15:21:54 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trump would awp all day. Bernie would scout because "it's a fair gun. Why waste money on an expensive gun?". Ted Cruz would auto snipe.
Punchingblagh ยท 65 points ยท Posted at 15:38:43 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jeb! Would be the guy with an anime avatar who doesn't really understand how the game works but thinks the negev is a cool gun.
Frost_Light ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 16:47:07 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What does "b site" stand for guys?
Venom_Raptor ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 16:51:15 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bomb site", duh. If only there was a way to specify which one.
Edit: why are there so many animals on this maps? everyone keeps saying "cat" and "goose"
MisterMaggot ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:00:31 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The self described socialist would be the one worried about spending?!?!
nidrach ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:20:26 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well it can't get any more expensive than the Iraq war of that right wing nut job. Bush would have just bought 3 AWPS at the start of every round that nobody wanted or needed.
gizzardgullet ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 16:03:18 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He'd buy a shit load of grenades and an dualies each round too to deplete his budget.
[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 16:54:22 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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gizzardgullet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:46:13 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dis the Bern, feel the Bern...
GoldenKaiser ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 15:16:43 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I team flash teammates to steal kills - Hillary
Roflkopt3r ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 15:25:43 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My Deagle is my AWP. I oneshotted people in beta when Trump was still toying around with shotguns and autosnipers. And today we all know that Trump likes talking about AKs when he really is that guy who sits in spawn all round with an AWP."
- Ernie Anders
kendirect ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:30:12 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trump would never use anything but the M4A1
Lemon_Dungeon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:17:53 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Guess it's not a good day.
sbrevolution5 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:04:56 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
so trump confirmed terrorist !?!? DAE OMG HALP MURICA TERRORIST PRESIDENT
vannatten ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:20:42 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This gun is UUUUGE
A_600lb_Tunafish ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:20:29 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trump would use an auto.
[deleted] ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 16:11:06 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"When I play Starcraft I play protoss because its the most difficult race to play" - Hilary 2016
drtree2 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 20:47:26 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I play only terran and never complain about balance - Bernie Sanders 2016
dangertom69 ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 16:26:24 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hillary Clinton: "Shrapnel, HO HO HA HA."
thundrfang ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 17:01:33 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"When I play ranked, I spam Viper and OD" - Hilary Clinton
Daralii ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 17:19:07 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"I first pick Crystal Maiden and gank for my Anti-Mage after warding" -Bernie Sanders
[deleted] ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 18:47:08 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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geeky_username ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 22:56:16 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trump: "I could stream snipe and people would still vote for me"
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:55:03 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
God I hated sniper that patch so much goddamn, I dont thinl I'll ever hate something that much
Vike92 ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 15:03:41 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Hillary Clinton: "When I play Starcraft I only play protoss and I cannon rush every game."
shiken ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 16:08:17 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hillary Clinton: "When I play ST I only choose O. Sagat"
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 21:58:31 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Greshkarr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:12:25 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GTFO
Dunsam ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 14:27:17 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I use only the the ACR and MP7 when I play MW3 - Hillary "n00bs1ay3r69" Clinton
Salad556 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:03:26 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait is that not good? That my favorite gun
Vike92 ยท 78 points ยท Posted at 15:08:11 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry to say this, but you might be Hitler.
GiantDuarf ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 18:06:02 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[Cries In German]
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:48:59 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NEIN ZE IS NOT POSSIBLE
ZXFT ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:41:41 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/sRK7PV6.jpg
E: since you might not know what's happening here because you love the P90, this guy sprayed while crab walking and flashbanged but still got a kill.
MalHeartsNutmeg ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:50:59 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I named my P90 'Spray n Pray'. People don't like me for some reason.
Greshkarr ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:12:15 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spray 'n' pray she's 18
Salad556 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:26:19 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My god that is my exact strategy. I need to step up my game it seems.
GeorgeRRZimmerman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:04:40 on January 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crabwalk with a Negev. It's basically like spraying with 3 P90s at the same time.
Swampberg ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 15:10:20 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Use whatever gun you want
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:18 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jeb: "I main deag"
BkBaha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:59 on January 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
repost
laeve ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:10:15 on January 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
KYS?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:52:33 on January 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I prefer cod, because I have no skill."
-Mr. Trump
iChubb ยท 249 points ยท Posted at 16:03:00 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"With my small loan of one million dollars, I was able to make control warrior" - Trump
geeky_username ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 22:46:12 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm totally F2P, I haven't paid any money into packs, I got my account from my father "
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:20:25 on January 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have had it hard. I was only given a small loan of 1 million dust by my Kripparian."
TotesMessenger ยท 291 points ยท Posted at 14:00:20 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I'm a bot, bleep, bloop. Someone has linked to this dank meme from another place on le reddit:
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vast_amounts ยท 89 points ยท Posted at 14:28:26 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TIL that before reddit "please" was just "pase".
MattsterClasher ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 16:06:56 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
P'lease
velrak ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:28:18 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TIL that l is just i, but pointless.
Rodrake ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 15:31:46 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Massan subs are getting out of control.
_treebeard ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 16:23:51 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/hearthstone basically is /r/circlejerk at this point
OBLIVIATER ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 17:32:30 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/circlejerk is basically /r/circlejerk recently
too_many_toasters ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 19:07:01 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought I was in /r/circlejerk for a second xDDDDD
Jordan311R ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:17:04 on January 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What is /r/Riphearthstone ?
290077 ยท -24 points ยท Posted at 14:51:02 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/unjerk I was so confused
MoonbirdMonster ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 15:15:56 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Downvotes, really?!
Edit: wow this really blew up ripperoni to my inbox XD
Edit 2: thanks for the gold kind stranger
Edit 3: spelling
Razlyk ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 15:59:23 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Bernie sanders
Edit: thanks for the silver, socialists don't like gold.
asmo97 ยท 264 points ยท Posted at 15:04:33 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A vote for Hillary is a vote for Mysterious Challenger
[deleted] ยท 390 points ยท Posted at 15:11:40 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where are my e-mails?
None of your business!
Supernova141 ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 17:36:38 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit I'm dying
sohetellsme ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:13:27 on January 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
F
glaird25 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:42:06 on January 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A
Popopopper123 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:05:36 on January 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
P
JoeScotterpuss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:37 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you were playing against a Republican they would have missed lethal.
[deleted] ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 16:14:30 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"Happy Feast of- Well played"
newbertnewman ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:22:44 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This comment made my day
shadycrop ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:42:45 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ENOUGH ABOUT YA DAMN EMAILS!
CallMeStark ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:10:17 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Honey? Where are my e-MAILS!"
geeky_username ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:45:12 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She does have a shit ton of secrets active...
pepperouchau ยท 133 points ยท Posted at 15:17:13 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I main Sonic in Smash Bros and am glad Project M is dead"
butthole-scientist ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 15:40:39 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hillary "GIMR" Clinton
Swamp_Master ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 22:54:28 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's wrong with maining sonic?
[deleted] ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 16:15:56 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I exclusively played Techies in 6.84 - see you in hell, fuckers"
-Hillary Clinton, 2016
[deleted] ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 16:21:31 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I find LoL to have a higher skill floor and ceiling than DotA2" - Hilary "OX_TechiesOnly_XO#YOLO" Clinton
geeky_username ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:49:31 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ms. Clinton, can you explain your massive contributions from Hi-Rez?
How will that not influence you towards Smite? Isn't DOTA2 clearly the better F2P option?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:20 on January 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Smite is the best moba out
Admins_Suck_Ass ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 16:33:02 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hillary Clinton: "I use Mega Kangaskhan."
klaq ยท 104 points ยท Posted at 14:45:56 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Currently, Control Warrior is playable to only the top .1% of Americans, and in your hearts, you will have to determine the morality of that, and the justice of that."
Greenei ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 16:28:12 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sanders always plays Freeze Mage, so you will feel the Bern.
AirDrawnDagger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:02 on January 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In this case, "The Bern" is a Pyroblast to the face.
somanyroads ยท 106 points ยท Posted at 13:24:35 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bernie's been playing handlock since beta, feel the BERN!
geeky_username ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 22:51:00 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Too high budget.
He's played Zoo because it is accessible by everyone, and not just the top 1% with money to buy packs
somanyroads ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:05:46 on January 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn you're right...screwed that metaphor up (yet still reaped the comment karma). I will try to balance our karma income, in the name of socialism, and upvote you :-P
somanyroads ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:07:57 on January 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn you're right...screwed that metaphor up (yet still reaped the comment karma). I will try to balance our karma income, in the name of socialism, and upvote you :-P
OmNomSandvich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:47 on January 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He plays freeze mage so you can feel the BERN!
somanyroads ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:11:31 on January 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, he's not a troll, freeze mage is such a troll-deck :-P
I_LIKE_YOU_ ยท 184 points ยท Posted at 14:16:10 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HILLARY REYNAD CLINTON RAPED AND KILLED FORSEN SANDERS IN 1990
kondec ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 16:02:05 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
only 90's kids remember dae?
Zifnab25 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:57:38 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Glenn Beck was an underrated meme.
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 16:59:31 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GachiGASM
peachfantafreak ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:05:54 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SHE IS THE ONE
Headcap ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 15:57:15 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hillary Clinton: "When i play a game of ranked dota, I only pick legion jungle or Techies"
Hallondetegottdet ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 16:38:31 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No right now she instapicks invoker mid
Alexander_the_Less ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 16:09:07 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Please. Hilary obviously plays LoL, it's worse but more popular.
[deleted] ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 16:17:11 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, Hilary plays LoL but when asked about it she says she has a long history of playing DotA2.
Trump plays DayZ and runs around screaming "USA numba 1"
geeky_username ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:47 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All while taking funds from Hi-Rez
ThighMaster250 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:41:40 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Just like MTG and Hearthstone! One is a good card game with room for creative play through deep complexity and the other is a popular "card" game where the winner draws Dr. Boom first! s/
Nefarious- ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 15:25:35 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
fucking bitch
orestes114 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:14:55 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
M'Jaws
RockStoleMySock ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:55:28 on January 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Bar on Same Di?
Bernie Sanders. COINCIDENCE?
M and o are not used. E is used 3 times. S is used twice.
Clue: 'See Moes'
BURRITO TIME. THAT'S THE ANSWER! BURRITO AND BERNIE SANDER(S)!
julian88888888 ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 14:38:43 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She can't wait for turn 6. well memed
sourbeer51 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:25:33 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Turn 1 coin, shielded mini bot, turn 2 shielded minibot, turn 3 muster for battle, turn 4 shredder, turn 5 divine favor, turn 6 mysterious challenger, turn 7 Dr boom, turn 8 Tirion.
julian88888888 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:38:34 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know you're danking but: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1iI8cr1uIbS7v2JuyKB1r38S-XgvtS6N7o8uxQpqmSPU/preview
sourbeer51 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:46:06 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's the truth. Lol best curve in the game.
[deleted] ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 15:37:09 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I WATCHED A HIGHLIGHT OF THE DEBATE THROUGH A TV STORE WINDOW THIS MORNING AND I, FOR ONE, AM OUTRAGED. ONE UPVOTE = ONE OUTRAGE.
DaVirus ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 18:18:31 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/pgQXdi1.png
throwawayfaggotolol ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 18:43:29 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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GahHey ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 16:08:04 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Invoked is a fair and balanced mid" - Hilary Clinton
Euphenomenal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:24:03 on January 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not really into Dota, but what happened with Invoker? I always thought he was supposed to be balanced around how difficult he was.
GahHey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:56:20 on January 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OSfrog C A L C U L A T E D OSfrog
CaptFantastico ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 14:51:04 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always figured she'd be a Wallet Warrior but hey what ever
Zifnab25 ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 17:00:33 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goldman Sachs gave 3000 packs to the Hillary Campaign for a series of expo games.
Now Hillary supports allowing multiple copies of Gorm Hellscream in decks.
Don't let Hillary dominate the ladder! Donate 40 Dust to Bernie Sanders, now!
LupoBorracio ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:28:27 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bernie can have my weekly Tavern Brawl pack.
japanesepagoda ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:50:18 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, she does seem to have an answer for everything, even if you don't like it.
CaptFantastico ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:53:46 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That, That's insanely accurate for alot of this content.
shawarmagician ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:27 on January 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She is in the art for Keeper of Uldaman
She has secrets, e-mails
RIPCLG ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:09:35 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
same
jonnylongbone ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:01:02 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sarah Paladin VP confirmed
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 16:44:44 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hillary Clinton : I main Riven , Vayne and TahmKench
saoirc ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:08:56 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big banks paid Hillary to vote against sandbox mode
Cerentur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:44 on January 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lee sin and zed as well.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:11:56 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ok but are you f2p?
MegaDuzera ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:32 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OO god don't even think about bringing those thrashrats F2P around here
LazyOort ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:45:56 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was having a pretty mediocre Tuesday but this made me giggle like a schoolgirl.
Good jerk.
Eat_The_Muffin ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:13:42 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Look, if you had one election, or one opportunity To eat all the bernie you ever wanted in one moment Would you capture it or just let it slip through your fork? Yo -
His palms are penne, knees meat, arms bernie Add meatballs to the bernie, mom's secret recipe He's nervous, but on the surface mom's bernie looks ready for meatballs but he eats all the bernie, he can choke down, the whole crowd goes bernie He opens his mouth, but bernie won't come out He's cooking now, everybody's cooking now The clock's run out, dinner is over, bloah! Snap back to bernie, bernie is gravity OP goes Rabbity, he choked He's so mad, but he won't give up that bernie, no He won't have it , he knows bernie looks like little ropes It don't matter, it's dope He knows that, but he's broke He loves bernie he knows When he goes back to his mobile kitchen, that's when it's Back to bernie again, yo This whole rap's bernie He better grab bernie fast and hope he don't spill it - You better lose yourself in the pasta, lasagna bernie, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to eat This bernie only comes once in a lifetime yo -
bernie is escaping, through his mouth that is gaping This bernie's mine for the taking Make me more, as we move toward a, new bernie order A normal meal is boring, but bernie's awesome Boil til it's softer, the water grows hotter He blows on it to cool it off a bit faster Coast to coast meals, he's known as bernie eater Lonely roads, bernie knows He's grown wheat from home, he's no farmer He goes home and barely knows how to boil water But hold your nose 'cause this sauce here has spoiled His hoes don't want him no more, his dinner's foiled They moved on to the next schmoe who cooks He nose dove and sold pasta So the cookbook has told and slams closed I suppose it's old bernie but it still tastes awesome -
No more games, I'ma change what you call bernie Tear this motherfreaking pot of pasta off the stove I was cooking in the beginning, the dinner's all ready It's been chewed up and spit out and still looks good But I kept cooking and stepped right into the next kitchen Best believe somebody's payin for this bernie All the pain inside amplified by bernie Cause I can't get by without bernie And I can't provide the right type of sauce for this bernie Cause man, these goddam food stamps don't buy bernie And it's no movie, there's no Chance of Meatballs, this is my bernie And these times are so soft, and my bernie's even softer Trying to cook and eat my bernie, plus Teeter totter caught up between being a farmer and a pasta cooker Baby mama drama's screaming bernie and There's not enough for me to wanna Share with her, another day without bernie Has gotten me to the point, I'm starving now I've got to formulate a recipe or end up straved and dead bernie is my only motherfreaking option, lasagna's not bernie, I love you, but this parmesan's got to go I cannot grow old eating my bernie cold So here I go it's my dish. Sauce fail me not, this may be the only bernie that I got -
His palms bernie,
knees weak, arms bernie,
there's vomit on his bernie,
mom's bernie,
but on the surface he looks calm bernie,
to drop bernie,
but he keeps on bernie.
You can make any bernie you set your mind to, man.
Chesterbobby ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:17:38 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't be like Bill
Slobotic ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:40:27 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/hearthstonecirclejerk approves of this post.
Knowatim ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:16:44 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHY DID YOU NERF PATRON IT WAS MY FAVORITE
Nubthesamurai ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:06:16 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I disenchanted my golden Dr. BOOM. Should I craft 40 wisps with it?
GoldenGust ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:49 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No target dummy is much better
AbbathOcculta ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:22:46 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crime. Crime it's in the streets. My name is Special Agent Detective Frank Franklin with the L.A.P.D. I'm that thin blue line that protects law abiding citizens from criminals who are not law abiding. This is my story. 10:00am Wednesday morning police precinct briefing room. We are in the briefing room and all the cops are there. The police chief is there too. He's wearing a blue sport jacket. He's setting up his slide projector and says "Hey listen up you guys I need to give you this briefing on the secret Chinese Hong Kong Yakuza criminal organization." I stand up and say "Look there is crime out there. I don't have time for this bull crap. Give me my gun and my dog and let me bust some perps." Police Chief is like "okay Frank here's your Ruger redhawk, tear gas, riot shield and and german shepherd. Go get em tiger." 10:30am Wednesday morning. It is essential that I need to make a covert secret entrance to the Japatomi skyscraper building. The L.A.P.D. stealth bomber flies over downtown and drops me out of the bomb bay doors. I then hang glide over the city holding my police german shepherd k-9 unit in one arm and the hang glider bar thingee in the other. 10:35am I land on the roof of the building. I then take the stairs down to one of the floors. I don't know which one and it doesn't matter anyway. Me and my dog walk in and the receptionist is like "Can I help you?" "I need to see all your files for my investigation." I say and my police dog starts wagging his tail. Then all the sudden this one dude storms out of his office. He's got a tie on and a suit and some expensive shiny shoes. He looks all pissed off and is like "hey what is this all about? Do you got a search warrant?" I put my badge right up in his face and say "I'm a cop you idiot I don't need a search warrant." He's like "Oh really well I'm the attorney for this company and I'm gonna file all sorts of legal type lawsuits against you for violating our rights and so on." I hit him in his knees with my baton and my police dog starts biting his ankles. He falls over and says "ow oh my god ow" All that is separating a world of grimey bad guys from paper pushers like him are the boys in blue like me. I then start to handcuff him and am like "your under arrest." He starts crying like a little sissie and is like "for what?" "Resisting arrest." I drag him down to my police squad car parked outside while my police dog growls at him. I toss him in the backseat. He is still crying like a little punk. I then spray his face full of my police issue mace. He is like "owww ohhhh." While he's blind and twitching around I secretly stuff an evidence bag full of a kilo of raw Columbian crack cocaine into his suit pocket. I then ask him what his license plate number is and he tells me. I then find his car. It's like a Lexus or something. I don't know, don't ask me what kind of car it is. I then shoot out his taillights. Some lady starts screaming and I'm like "hey lady official police business" and she stops screaming and nods approvingly. Then I come back to the car and tell the perp "Oh by the way here's your $5000 ticket for broken taillights." We get down to the stationhouse and the booking people are like "hey what's this guy in here for?" I'm like "I don't know I haven't even searched him yet." They search him and say "Oh my god he's got like a whole bunch of illegal narcotics." I say "Oh really?" and they say "Ya really!" He is still crying and stuff. So I then drag him in the courthouse which is right next door. 11:00am The judge is there. His name is Judge Honorable Tony Tortalino and he's the baddest judge ever. He's got like 20" biceps and has an anaconda resting on his shoulders. He doesn't even wear a judge robe. He's just bare chested which shows off all the scars he has on his body because on the weekends he goes to Afghanistan for army special ops delta force missions. Occasionally he gets captured by the enemy and they put cigarettes out on his body just for fun. The court reporter has to sit on the floor because on the chair he has stacked up every issue of soldier of fortune magazine. We get in and the judge lights up a cigar and is like "So how does the defendant here plead?" And I say "He's guilty you're honor." The attorney guy (I forget what name I gave him) is still crying and shaking and stuff. The judge says "Hey you are you innocent or guilty." The attorney is like "I'm innocent! I have a wife and kids and I go to church and blah blah etc." The judge is like "wrong answer. I'm gonna count to five and I wanna hear you say your guilty" The judge counts to five while the attorney just cries and stuff. Then he pulls out a bow from under his desk, and pulls back an arrow with a stick of dynamite attached to it. He lights the fuse off his cigar. The attorney sees this and is like "oh okay I'm guilty." Next thing you know the judge fires the arrow right into the attorney guys nose and he's trying to pull out the arrow but he's too much of a weakling so the dynamite eventually blows up and burning pieces of him fly all over the courtroom. The judge is like "okay we're gonna take a short recess." I walk out of the courtroom and my dog follows behind me. THE END
Thing124ok ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:07:05 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Make Hearthstone Face again" - Donald "Rexxar" Trump
comkreaperkiller ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:33:13 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MrDestructiod Mine too! MrDestructiod
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:30:25 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I caved and finally crafted my Second mysterious challenger and Tirion.
Legend but I feel so incredibly dirty.
asmo97 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:55:11 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trump got a small loan of a million dollars for his control warrior deck.
redditing_1L ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:06:49 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe the streamer Trump could run a third party candidacy just to confuse the Donald supporters.
Rethious ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:11:12 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I fucking knew it.
Ninjasantaclause ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:26:43 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dr. 6 Im CIA
basedassisted ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:03:26 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
tea time with byron
ConebreadIH ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:11:20 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whose my opponent? None of your business!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:27:28 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HEY A I GET THAT REFERENCE
idontlikethisname ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:04:16 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I think Anita Sarkeesian has some good points"
Oberon_Sexton_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:13:15 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm Ted Cruz and I main the Zeus
NoUploadsEver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:42:19 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That Bitch! I bet her favorite deck of all time is undertaker hunter right after Mad Scientist came out!
Chief91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:57 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mine is shara paladin or should i say secret palin?
stupidnajinx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:55 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Photoshop Battle: Donald Trumpยดs son creating a Secret Paladin deck
greeddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:59 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I want Reno decks out and I want them to pay for LOE" - Trump
drpinkcream ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:08 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hillary Clinton "I only play pyro now that the phlogistinator is fair and balanced."
yunp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:58 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Totally read that at Sarah Palin.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:03 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What the fuck is going on
masteryder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:39 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What is this
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:22 on January 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I read secret paladin as "Sarah Palin" until I realized the sub. ><
_ebm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:26 on January 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, how do find the circlejerk subreddit?
supernombre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:34 on January 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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sashashepto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:15 on January 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
thought this was r/circlejerk man this sub has gone to shit
pimpmytapir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:56 on January 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hilary Clinton: "Ranked was only good before they nerfed undertaker"
pimpmytapir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:08 on January 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I think that Alleria Windrunner is the best hero"" ~Hillary Clinton
egeek84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:32 on January 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hillary what are your thoughts on Reno decks? Do you think he needs a nerf?
Toastedboats- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:05:39 on January 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
no no no no no no no no no no no
Diddylicious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:09:51 on January 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Awesome Job!!!!
rs71 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:23:13 on January 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
is this supposed to be a magic joke?
DangDingleGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:43:47 on January 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Stop asking questions!" - Hillary Clinton
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:27:40 on January 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trump: "We need moar taunts to make a wall to stop the hunters from touching my face!"
Anoben ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:32:24 on January 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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eDit: Some ha's
edit: Thanks for the gold
topdangle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:26:58 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sanders: "DOOR STUCK! I BEG YOU!"
Dweller30 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:29:30 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Before Reddit it was called mysterious chalnger
Psychemaster ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:55:41 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
M'sterious
Zenith_and_Quasar ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:28 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have no idea what those words mean, but have an upbern because fuck $Hillary.
[deleted] ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 16:31:37 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/dota2 is leaking
[deleted] ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 17:21:23 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What if I told you Magic: the Gathering is 100x better than Hearthstone?
Agaras ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:28:15 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Some people like simplicity. I like hearthstone but I'm amazed by magic deck set ups.
sameth1 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:15:17 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like mtg, but paying $200 for a competitive deck and having to leave the house scare me.
Agaras ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:13:49 on January 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah 50$ gets a nice cards in hearthstone
itsnotlupus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:30 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MtG has been around long enough that if you had buried some alpha cards, you could dig up that spot for oil now.
DragonHunting ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 15:40:23 on January 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I'm not saying Muslims are the problem...but Muslims ARE the problem. Maybe trump was right
Lol nobody has been on worldnews I'm literally doing the circle jerking but fuck it lol