You know when the bedroom dustbin is full.. You know it, the missus knows it.. You've patiently waited for her to empty it and the realised that you've never emptied it.. Yet, you know it's driving her crazier than you, you can do this for days.. And she's thinking "fuckitt, time to make a stand".
So the bin gets to almost overflowing. You're wedging stuff in there like its a Pizza Hut salad bowl. Wrappers, mail, bills, lightbulb packets, blister packs, batteries.. Until finally the tension gave and everything springs upwards into a beautiful paper and plastic fan-shaped display that looks like the top half of a Rolodex.
And to answer your question, no idea about the correlation but the overall majority want to stay in the EU.
It was just assumed that if Scotland voted yes in 2014 we'd immediately reapply for EU membership. Nowhere near as many people here (that actually cared about the EU pre-referendum) have any issue with being a member at all.
Looks like the south is going to drag us out kicking and screaming which could, providing a majority remain vote in Scotland, spark off indyref pt. 2.
Take back control...of your bowels! With Brexit, the new high-fibre cereal from Johnson & Gove.
No longer will you be backed up with Bureau-craps from Brussels. Brexit gives you 350,000,000* essential vitamins and minerals to help you gain Sovereignty over your shits.
People who say this are the same people who say "Andy Murray is British when he wins and Scottish when he loses!" and "Wayne Rooney looks like Shrek! Hahaha!"
They don't have one original thought in their heads.
Yes did the illuminati team up with Farage/Cameron (delete as applicable after Thursday) to rig the vote?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:43:16 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, Cameron did change from wanting out before he was in power to wanting to remain when all this started, classic reverse psychology maybe as he knows the country hates him.
That's what I figured. It's a strange feeling to be on the "same side" as the fella who fucks dead pigs. It feels like it has to be reverse psychology. Either that, or I'm wrong. But this is the internet. I'd never admit to being wrong.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:12 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just feel the whole thing has been so sensationalised it has just turned into a farce. Why the hell people like Farage and Johnson feel that we want to hear their opinion on anything baffles me, actually the whole political party system we have at the moment baffles me. Actually the whole human race baffles me.
That may or may not sway my vote...
Especially if it was one of those little jumping frogs. I'd vote for ISIS to take over the UK government if they gave me free stuff for it!
It's not even like it's appropriate. It's not Britain voting, it's the United Kingdoms of Great Britain and Northern Ireland voting. So it should be Ukxit. Or something similarly stupid.
To me it sounds like trivialising the most important decision this country will have to make in our lifetimes into a short and meaningless tautology simply to satisfy the the pathetic dimwitted morons like us who have to actually make this frankly impossible choice.
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smeowrend ยท 226 points ยท Posted at 08:58:15 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The real question which cereal is better: Brexit or Credit Crunch?
rajin147 ยท 108 points ยท Posted at 10:36:14 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Credit crunch is better if you add tax raisins
Keith-Ledger ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 12:59:11 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
the added fibre is really good for the quantitative easing
TheNoxx ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 14:14:35 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can just see David Mitchell doing an advert now...
"Try new Brexit Credit Crunch! With extra helpings of traditional British flavors: bitter and bland!"
TheMisanthropicGeek ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:29:41 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is so brilliant I am stealing it.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:57:45 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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BunsOnTheBBQ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:38:44 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You've been missing out
thevirtualme ยท 404 points ยท Posted at 08:29:12 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Are you in or are you out?"
"Nah, I'm voting to shake it all about."
Ha-ha-hah-hah-aahhhh only the seven-hundredth time...
TheSaladLeaf ยท 150 points ยท Posted at 09:37:58 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everytime I see my mum she asks if I'm "an innie or an outie" and then explains to me that it's funny because bellybuttons.
I see her every other day. It's driving me up the wall.
LtSlow ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 10:05:35 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or vaginas
AWildEnglishman ยท 82 points ยท Posted at 10:38:49 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Driving him up the vaginas?
Hicko11 ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 11:01:02 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
are you the only person in Britain to have never been up his mums vagina?
everytime i go online there seems to be hundreds of people to have been up my mum
kangarooninjadonuts ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 12:36:58 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There is plenty of room for all.
Taikwin ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 13:53:17 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, he's MacDuff - the Thane of Fife. He was born of no mum.
AlphaRedHammerhead ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:25:05 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You just finished your exams too huh?
Taikwin ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 15:38:31 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Technically, but the MacBeth stuff's old memories by now.
blgeeder ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 12:14:29 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, the ol' reddit vagina-roo!
scampiuk ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:17:07 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh god, it's too deep!
Somegeezer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:14:21 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I't s cavernous! -vernous -ernous -nous -ous...
Joe-Pesci ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 13:09:39 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hold my sanitary towel, I'm going in!
Allmightyexodia ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:04:39 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IM ALREADY IN TOO DEEP DAMIN IT. I HAVE NO CHOICE HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOO
thestickystickman ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:54:34 on July 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello from the future!
SPOILER: Leave wins! D:
iambigmen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:45 on July 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh god no!
unaspenser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:45 on July 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Click 70. Sigh.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:02:24 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 11:06:26 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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twodogsfighting ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 11:39:24 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was horrific. Well done.
Swindel92 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 12:41:59 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You weave a spectacular tapestry.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:21:46 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vote innie.
Dwayne_dibbly ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 11:40:23 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow that's the worst thing ever. Proper gruesome.
badgerfish ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 12:33:07 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A true wordsmith.
TheSaladLeaf ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:44:36 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I laughed so hard I woke the cat and the baby.
Snowy1234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:58 on June 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know when the bedroom dustbin is full.. You know it, the missus knows it.. You've patiently waited for her to empty it and the realised that you've never emptied it.. Yet, you know it's driving her crazier than you, you can do this for days.. And she's thinking "fuckitt, time to make a stand".
So the bin gets to almost overflowing. You're wedging stuff in there like its a Pizza Hut salad bowl. Wrappers, mail, bills, lightbulb packets, blister packs, batteries.. Until finally the tension gave and everything springs upwards into a beautiful paper and plastic fan-shaped display that looks like the top half of a Rolodex.
That's what an outie looks like.
EroticBurrito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:41:00 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Defused*
But that was vivid.
Somegeezer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:17:14 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Diffuse would make more sense in this context. The spam bucket would diffuse the explosion, not stop it happening entirely.
EroticBurrito ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:49:27 on June 22, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shit, you're right and I'm wrong. Still perhaps an odd choice of word. One doesn't typically diffuse a bomb.
CaffeinatedT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:50:39 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well that ruined my day.
satanicpriest13 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 11:22:55 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking roasties man.
[deleted] ยท -18 points ยท Posted at 11:43:57 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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LordBiscuits ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 12:34:44 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you dying? The syphilis finally got you huh...
[deleted] ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 13:47:23 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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LordBiscuits ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:20:44 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
English culture is doing just fine mate, but that rash of yours is looking quite yeasty.
usuqmydiq ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 14:25:55 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would get some meds, but no health care for locals here.
Scottish__Beef ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:27:01 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This doesn't just affect England. Arsehole...
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:18:00 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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Scottish__Beef ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:25:03 on June 22, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I never downvoted.
And to answer your question, no idea about the correlation but the overall majority want to stay in the EU.
It was just assumed that if Scotland voted yes in 2014 we'd immediately reapply for EU membership. Nowhere near as many people here (that actually cared about the EU pre-referendum) have any issue with being a member at all.
Looks like the south is going to drag us out kicking and screaming which could, providing a majority remain vote in Scotland, spark off indyref pt. 2.
ohrightthatswhy ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 09:54:42 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thing is though, you do the hokey cokey and you turn around, but is that what it's all about? More on this at 10
madmelgibson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:40 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American checking in, is that a spelling error or do y'all actually call it the Hokey-Cokey... Cause I'm about it.
ohrightthatswhy ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:32:09 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We call it the hokey cokey
It's a nursery rhyme:
You put your left leg in, your left leg out
in out in out you shake it all about
you do the hokey cokey and you turn around
aaaand that's what it's aaal abbooout
WOOOOAAAAH you do the hokey cokey
WOOOOAAAAH you do the hokey cokey
WOOOOOAH you do the hokey cokey
Knees bent arms stretched ra raa raa
(repeat with various limbs and body parts)
pjeedai ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:43:31 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think the Septics call it the Hokey Pokey or some such. Bless em.
Andolomar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:20 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm voting invade.
holomanga ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 11:55:22 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brexit sounds like a breakfast cereal
[deleted] ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 12:32:26 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haha. It actually does!
Doominator99 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 16:05:17 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA shoots self
batty3108 ยท 123 points ยท Posted at 09:32:58 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Take back control...of your bowels! With Brexit, the new high-fibre cereal from Johnson & Gove.
No longer will you be backed up with Bureau-craps from Brussels. Brexit gives you 350,000,000* essential vitamins and minerals to help you gain Sovereignty over your shits.
.
.
.
.
*Actual figure may be closer to 175,000,000
olican101 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 16:12:13 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*May cause you to go into a recession
BigCj34 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:49:14 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks to Johnson and Gove, there'll be no more tears!
Gejakiat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:03:04 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you know the sauce that contains these essential vitamins?
Andysmith94 ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 14:12:08 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
this is the only time that joke has been funny...
scampiuk ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:19:10 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It is known
Ryannnnnn ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 09:33:04 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
who shat in your brexit?
thebeesbollocks ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 08:41:25 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As if we didn't get enough of these jokes during the credit crunch
Fiishbait ยท 54 points ยท Posted at 08:49:37 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kid1: What happens when you put Cameron in charge of the UK?
Kid2: He Brexit... Breaks it, get it?
Me: I`ll see myself out.
Goodguy1066 ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 14:07:58 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, what happened to Kid1? Were... Were you Kid1?
Fiishbait ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:31:59 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Coirses, you caught me out ;)
Miguelinileugim ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:09:34 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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courageouscoos ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:12:58 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like this one!
Liamzinho ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 12:47:30 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
People who say this are the same people who say "Andy Murray is British when he wins and Scottish when he loses!" and "Wayne Rooney looks like Shrek! Hahaha!"
They don't have one original thought in their heads.
ANUSBLASTER_MKII ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:09:30 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can we add 'The thing about Arsenal is that they always try and walk it in.'?
GroundDweller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:04:29 on June 22, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
some bods on here and /r/unitedkingdom need to read this
batty3108 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:37:23 on June 22, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
Duke_McAwesome ยท 72 points ยท Posted at 08:03:20 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
The worst thing about it is that it bloody well doesn't.
CommieTau ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 11:37:52 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never had a nice hot bowl of Ready Brexit?
turncoat_ewok ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 13:15:44 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I prefer Whole Bremain Oats.
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 12:14:32 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Nosferatii ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:09:51 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd rather have a bowl of Coco Brexit.
HeyYou_GetOffMyCloud ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:53:02 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brexit
Axmeister ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:13:07 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think the worst part is that the whole reason the name was invented was exactly for all the bad jokes that would come out of it.
[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 12:15:35 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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HamFistedTallyrand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:55:45 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You mean that? Surely not.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 13:04:52 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Flatline_hun ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 12:03:36 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just wait until the "Britain surrendered before France" jokes start to pour in.
lisa_lionheart ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:42:25 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
VoteInvade
dolomiten ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 08:33:15 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought I would avoid being asked about Brexit six million times a day as I live abroad. Apparently not.
fr4ternity ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:14:00 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought this until this week. I've been asked five times today.
UnrealJake ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:13:57 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Media probably hasn't been building up hype enough until the week of the vote.
Nosferatii ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:11:34 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Needs more rhetoric.
Diplomjodler ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:14:46 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So, are you an innie or an outie?
dolomiten ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:29:30 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I voted to remain.
Diplomjodler ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:01:04 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That wasn't the question.
dolomiten ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:08:21 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm an innie.
Diplomjodler ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:27:14 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm afraid I'll have to require photographic proof. Apologies for any inconvenience.
Coupaholic ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 12:15:07 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just saw someone mention the idea of Italy following in our footsteps and using the...well it's not a word...but, itxit.
Itxit.
ploppypoopongmcplop ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 12:36:08 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...Or Spain... Spaxit
Keith-Ledger ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 13:00:53 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, it's called Scope now
Diplomjodler ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:15:50 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How about Ausschluss?
Somegeezer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:27 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bloody spaxers.
TheTretheway ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 15:58:36 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At least if England leaves the UK we can just call it exit
MrFinnJohnson ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:03:00 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
to be fair we did nick the name from grexit, it'll probably become a trend now
welsh_dragon_roar ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:28:44 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As far as standard etymology goes, should that not be pronounced as 'Itshit'?
KermitHoward ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:46:39 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ha ha Italy would literally fall apart.
๐๏ธ fireball_73 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:32:03 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh God, why?
HamFistedTallyrand ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:00:57 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because there is no God. That's why.
loperaja ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:18:29 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Finland would be fixit!
AngryFanboy ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:24:30 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Could be worse. We could be calling it Eurogate or something stupid like that.
LordBiscuits ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 12:44:11 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's the name reserved for the inevitable conspiracy theory afterwards.
AngryFanboy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:22:38 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes did the illuminati team up with Farage/Cameron (delete as applicable after Thursday) to rig the vote?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:43:16 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, Cameron did change from wanting out before he was in power to wanting to remain when all this started, classic reverse psychology maybe as he knows the country hates him.
Somegeezer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:11 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's what I figured. It's a strange feeling to be on the "same side" as the fella who fucks dead pigs. It feels like it has to be reverse psychology. Either that, or I'm wrong. But this is the internet. I'd never admit to being wrong.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:12 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just feel the whole thing has been so sensationalised it has just turned into a farce. Why the hell people like Farage and Johnson feel that we want to hear their opinion on anything baffles me, actually the whole political party system we have at the moment baffles me. Actually the whole human race baffles me.
Dino_Guy_II ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:51:21 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RemindMe! three days
MearWolf ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 10:16:34 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is my first time hearing it!
typhoon_2099 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 12:37:51 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought I'd made this up. Either I overheard it without realising or it's just incredibly obvious.
๐๏ธ fireball_73 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 12:39:35 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry for your loss.
LaziestRedditorEver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:13:53 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same here but I thought it sounded more like a porridge brand.
idleRAT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:27:39 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ready Brexit?
THE-ATOMIC-BRAIN ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:27:49 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe some day we can look forward to talking about a re-brentrance.
IBlameTheMachine ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:10:31 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Will you instead brstay?
Laziness_Personified ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:16:05 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It will all be over come Friday. Just the consequences to worry about then, but at least no-one will be telling Brexit jokes any more.
Harry_monk ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:22:03 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait for the jokes about England being out of the euros but in/out of the EU.
๐๏ธ fireball_73 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 07:57:17 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dear mods, I hope this doesn't violate Rule #4.
whenyouflowersweep ยท 89 points ยท Posted at 09:31:56 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
it doesn't violate it, but it certainly brexit
๐๏ธ fireball_73 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 10:39:43 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*badum tish! *
GroovingPict ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 11:40:59 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
sounds more like a granola bar to me
thatbloke83 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:48:25 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
10,001 times for me now...
splelling ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:48:40 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Think I've heard the laxative joke about 20 times this month
port53 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:34:17 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
See, that one I've not heard.
dewhashish ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:14:31 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It sounds more like a wafer or biscuit you put marmite on
Banana_Kama ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:53:58 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure I was the first. Expect it wasn't funny then
Ooer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:43:43 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rule 4:
No politics
Voxu ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:08:48 on June 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty fucking hypocritical since you posted a megathread for the referendum.
๐๏ธ fireball_73 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:55:15 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah.... I thought that might be an issue and posted a comment about that. Sorry.
It seems on-the-line to me. The real problem is the joke.....
Djfail ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:55:34 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I used to work in a Klick Photopoint. This involved taking passport photos for people.
Quit making jokes about "Mugshots" "Insane Asylums" or any other "Passport photos are similar to mugshots" style jokes.
Just. Stop.
DukeofWellington123 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:40:34 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've noticed that when some Americans say Brexit it sounds more like some shite Scotch Egg (breggs-it).
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:18:45 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But Sharia sounds like a girl's pop group.
Blieque ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:35:56 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought we were calling it a laxative.
nomecks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:11:38 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's more like an anti-constipation medicine.
Boner-b-gone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:13:29 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, it's not like "Brexit the Breakfast Cereal" sounds like it would taste witty or original.
ReadingRemus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:42:40 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I for one can't deal with Brexit before my breakfast.
TheKlassyKamper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:52:02 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brexit sounds more like a Cadbury's chocolate bar to me
Theropissed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:38:17 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I made a survey for people about Brexit
theinfamousbassline ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:46 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Britex is a joke though lets be real
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:27 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
im guilty of making a 'brexit should have been decided by the eurovision song contest' joke
Cucumbersome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:35 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brexit sounds like cereal I'd eat for dinner.
Archyta5 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:05:19 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damnit, I thought I WAS being original and had made this up myself. I have literally heard no one else but me make this joke.
I promise to stop now.
darrensurrey ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:30:17 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You mean it's all your fault?
Archyta5 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:32:13 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah sorry about that.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:24:54 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If we Brexit, do we all get a pap little toy like the ones you find in cereal boxes?
Noot-Noot-Noot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:32 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That may or may not sway my vote... Especially if it was one of those little jumping frogs. I'd vote for ISIS to take over the UK government if they gave me free stuff for it!
metaphysicalcustard ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:46:45 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not even like it's appropriate. It's not Britain voting, it's the United Kingdoms of Great Britain and Northern Ireland voting. So it should be Ukxit. Or something similarly stupid.
daveofreckoning ยท -22 points ยท Posted at 09:21:44 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To me it sounds like trivialising the most important decision this country will have to make in our lifetimes into a short and meaningless tautology simply to satisfy the the pathetic dimwitted morons like us who have to actually make this frankly impossible choice.
rantipoler ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 10:06:25 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not sure you know what a tautology is...
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 10:08:07 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think he means platitude.
battle-of-evermore ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 10:33:13 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think I like his platitude...
seravoleus ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:32:44 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not with that tautology you won't....
Asystole ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 10:32:43 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love it when /r/iamverysmart types overreach linguistically and end up using completely the wrong word for something.
honestFeedback ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 10:19:39 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does that make him a stupid idiot?
LOLIS_ON_XANAX ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 10:26:46 on June 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/iamverysmart