Well I hope you like watching me lay in bed doing nothing but wallow in my own grief and sadness for hours, browsing Reddit, YouTube, and on some occasions, playing PS4 to try and brighten my spirits up only to feel something around the first hour only to sink back to my painful agony of that which is existance itself. But I guess you won't won't see much of me on most days because I just got a job as a housekeeper in this behaviour health clinic with mostly old people, and even then, I still feel like a piece of shit. Only this time I have to try to conceal the fact that I'm pratically begging for someone to put me out of my misery. Whenever someone tries to interact with me at work, I'll instinctively put on this fake smile and try to end the conversation as quickly as possible. Even my family is aware of this, cosidering how much if a mess my room is and how little amount of light there is even though my room is facing the rising sun every morning, they just come in occasionally to see how much of a wreck I've become ever since I came back from boot camp, but I guess you already figured that one or considering you're watching me. Someday I just wonder why I keep going on, why I should just stop here and now. I don't see it getting better any time soon, I mean everyone else is doing better in life while I just stay being a burden to everyone else who has ever came in contact with me. I just... I dunno anymore.
Escaridole · 366 points · Posted at 20:15:39 on November 21, 2017 · (Permalink)
hey there, dese tonight
The_Great_Curve · 22 points · Posted at 13:05:30 on November 22, 2017 · (Permalink)
if i saw you on the street would i have you in my dreams toniiIIIIGht
RokkitSquid · 126 points · Posted at 23:32:38 on November 21, 2017 · (Permalink)
Oh god this just sent me through major flashbacks from CoD Modern Warfare all the way up to now... what the shit?
MisAnthrony · 55 points · Posted at 07:00:50 on November 22, 2017 · (Permalink)
Those "random chronological moments of several previous years" flashbacks are some of the weirdest things I've ever experienced
[deleted] · 45 points · Posted at 10:39:50 on November 22, 2017 · (Permalink)
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chungustheskungus · 36 points · Posted at 12:00:08 on November 22, 2017 · (Permalink)
Is this a list of memories, or a recounting of last night?
Jezgan · 8 points · Posted at 15:01:47 on November 22, 2017 · (Permalink)
Underrated comment
chungustheskungus · 8 points · Posted at 16:17:04 on November 22, 2017 · (Permalink)
Thanks man.
tdub2217 · 224 points · Posted at 21:42:12 on November 21, 2017 · (Permalink)
This made me laugh harder than I should have
FLAMING_tOGIKISS · 58 points · Posted at 20:21:05 on November 21, 2017 · (Permalink)
Destruction in human form!
TheNiftyShifty · 26 points · Posted at 02:55:29 on November 22, 2017 · (Permalink)
YA BOY GUZMA!!!
5thEditionFanboy · 59 points · Posted at 02:00:15 on November 22, 2017 · (Permalink)
Is this the new party rockers
BaconBased · 47 points · Posted at 04:30:00 on November 22, 2017 · (Permalink)
in the hou
the0bc · 45 points · Posted at 04:49:54 on November 22, 2017 · (Permalink)
se tonight
TheOnederYears · 18 points · Posted at 04:56:29 on November 22, 2017 · (Permalink)
ston
theminimalistpharaoh · 22 points · Posted at 07:18:24 on November 22, 2017 · (Permalink)
ight
blingblingdisco · 141 points · Posted at 22:20:40 on November 21, 2017 · (Permalink)
I'm a thousand miles away, but girl
jorraz · 117 points · Posted at 23:18:24 on November 21, 2017 · (Permalink)
tonight you look so pretty
NothingAdoLeafeon · 103 points · Posted at 23:59:43 on November 21, 2017 · (Permalink)
Yes you do
GaryBBenson · 95 points · Posted at 00:26:30 on November 22, 2017 · (Permalink)
Times square can't shine as bright as you
spookyb0ss · 86 points · Posted at 01:02:41 on November 22, 2017 · (Permalink)
I swear it's true
RDR911 · 74 points · Posted at 01:22:00 on November 22, 2017 · (Permalink)
Oh, it's what you do to me, oh it's what you do to me...
TehVulpez · 41 points · Posted at 03:13:06 on November 22, 2017 · (Permalink)
Honestly I love it when reddit sings like this
mehperson · 17 points · Posted at 08:03:31 on November 22, 2017 · (Permalink)
I was reminded of how much I love this song. Thanks, Reddit.
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 16:53:32 on November 22, 2017 · (Permalink)
What you do to me... oh ohhh, ooooooooh, oooooooh, oh oh ooohhhh
Domtheturtle · -20 points · Posted at 03:57:41 on November 22, 2017 · (Permalink)
What's it like in New York City?
wonkytardis · 15 points · Posted at 04:25:49 on November 22, 2017 · (Permalink)
I hid a camera in your room
I’m watching you
NothingAdoLeafeon · 27 points · Posted at 06:27:36 on November 22, 2017 · (Permalink)
Well I hope you like watching me lay in bed doing nothing but wallow in my own grief and sadness for hours, browsing Reddit, YouTube, and on some occasions, playing PS4 to try and brighten my spirits up only to feel something around the first hour only to sink back to my painful agony of that which is existance itself. But I guess you won't won't see much of me on most days because I just got a job as a housekeeper in this behaviour health clinic with mostly old people, and even then, I still feel like a piece of shit. Only this time I have to try to conceal the fact that I'm pratically begging for someone to put me out of my misery. Whenever someone tries to interact with me at work, I'll instinctively put on this fake smile and try to end the conversation as quickly as possible. Even my family is aware of this, cosidering how much if a mess my room is and how little amount of light there is even though my room is facing the rising sun every morning, they just come in occasionally to see how much of a wreck I've become ever since I came back from boot camp, but I guess you already figured that one or considering you're watching me. Someday I just wonder why I keep going on, why I should just stop here and now. I don't see it getting better any time soon, I mean everyone else is doing better in life while I just stay being a burden to everyone else who has ever came in contact with me. I just... I dunno anymore.
I mean, haha, creepy XD
RokkitSquid · 5 points · Posted at 13:20:54 on November 22, 2017 · (Permalink)
oof I didn’t sign up for these feels, go to r/self for some help
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Jackpot807 · 13 points · Posted at 00:54:15 on November 22, 2017 · (Permalink)
oof
philoscult · 25 points · Posted at 02:56:26 on November 22, 2017 · (Permalink)
Shane. Ryan ain’t shit
henrebotha · 17 points · Posted at 11:23:30 on November 22, 2017 · (Permalink)
Ryan will record the absolute absence of an event, and then try to pass it off as a demon saying, "Get out of my house Ryan."
#teamshane
rakubunny · 11 points · Posted at 03:15:47 on November 22, 2017 · (Permalink)
Skinny penis
Magnificant-Muggins · 10 points · Posted at 00:41:17 on November 22, 2017 · (Permalink)
As a proud citizen of Wales, I was confused when reading out that name.
WJMack · 19 points · Posted at 02:47:23 on November 22, 2017 · (Permalink)
party rockers in the hou
NicholasP993 · 25 points · Posted at 06:25:38 on November 22, 2017 · (Permalink)
Nds relased
ChefInF · 10 points · Posted at 09:58:58 on November 22, 2017 · (Permalink)
This is funny but I'm not sure it's bone hurting juice material.
littlegolferboy · 5 points · Posted at 12:40:17 on November 22, 2017 · (Permalink)
That's like half the posts on here.
CthulhuRlyehWgahnagl · 66 points · Posted at 01:54:56 on November 22, 2017 · (Permalink)
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noscope420bongshot · 29 points · Posted at 06:15:36 on November 22, 2017 · (Permalink)
I get it because net neutrality.
Jack_the_Dipper · 7 points · Posted at 08:22:40 on November 22, 2017 · (Permalink)
oof, it's what you do to me
Schmoopy_Boop · 5 points · Posted at 09:44:56 on November 22, 2017 · (Permalink)
I can hear this image.
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 01:32:46 on November 22, 2017 · (Permalink)
I’m a thousand miles
Bearly_Roaring · 2 points · Posted at 03:56:11 on November 22, 2017 · (Permalink)
Oof my white T's
ChunksGalore · 2 points · Posted at 14:17:40 on November 22, 2017 · (Permalink)
owwwwww it's what you oof to me, ouuuuch it's what you oof owie
doengo · 1 points · Posted at 01:51:49 on November 22, 2017 · (Permalink)
oof ouch owie my love
mm2woodDOTmid · 1 points · Posted at 07:04:57 on November 22, 2017 · (Permalink)
SONIC AMV'S FROM 2008
Tminister · 1 points · Posted at 07:09:14 on November 22, 2017 · (Permalink)
Original picture?
hale-hortler · 1 points · Posted at 12:26:53 on November 22, 2017 · (Permalink)
From were is this? I saw this guy and the Chinese too a million times and I have no clue from were they are from
FrostyJesus · 3 points · Posted at 14:51:38 on November 22, 2017 · (Permalink)
Some BuzzFeed ghost hunter YouTube series
Edit: It's called BuzzFeed unsolved
jayz_jayz · 1 points · Posted at 04:47:10 on December 11, 2017 · (Permalink)
Man, back when New York was still cool