This is why I never had a girlfriend in high school. I looked 35 when I was 14.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ pachewychomp ยท 6047 points ยท Posted at 10:44:02 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

This guy is 14.

mitigateaccomp ยท 1968 points ยท Posted at 15:08:29 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

You look like you just lost custody in your divorce.

Chinnydaisy ยท 388 points ยท Posted at 15:28:47 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Yea? Well I sleep in a race car!

[deleted] ยท 170 points ยท Posted at 16:47:35 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*

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Gimmeyourfingernails ยท 71 points ยท Posted at 17:32:57 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I'm a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory.

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Tsupaero ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 20:06:00 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Yet to be released.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:39 on May 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Give the man some dignity

retrobro90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:10 on April 15, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

So thats it huh? So long, good luck?

PieMaster64 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:33:19 on August 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I don't recall ever saying 'Good luck'.

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BowserKoopa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:19:15 on March 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

https://youtu.be/YwXeCuhEch8

TheGiantGrayDildo69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:43:05 on August 31, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I prefer the term American-American.

(If only I were here 5 months ago)

MikeOrtiz ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:02:34 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

My roommates said they'd get me rims for christmas.

markuspoop ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:37:20 on March 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, my roommates were talking about getting me a CB so I could talk to other car beds.

Batty-Koda ยท 150 points ยท Posted at 18:26:07 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Pretty sure he could've been plenty popular in high school. Who else is gonna be able to buy the beer without an ID? Who's gonna ID a guy who just lost his kids?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ pachewychomp ยท 143 points ยท Posted at 21:15:19 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Haha. Yeah, the irony is I can't drink and since I looked like an older Chinese guy, nobody invited me to their parties... :(

Here's a pic of me at 11:

http://i.imgur.com/J2KGCWx.png

UnholyTeemo ยท 109 points ยท Posted at 22:38:37 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Are you the guy with a yellow shirt in the background?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ pachewychomp ยท 84 points ยท Posted at 22:43:44 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

lol. I WISH!!

Sadly, I was front left. ๐Ÿ˜”

Manitoggie ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 01:24:31 on March 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

you are adorable and I want to hug you. and then I want to take a sip of that 7 up

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ pachewychomp ยท 64 points ยท Posted at 07:58:54 on March 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks!

Here's another blunderyears pic taken from the same time as the original.

I always looked so old. At the time, I had no idea.

http://i.imgur.com/ai5xXl1.png

shit_lord ยท 125 points ยท Posted at 08:13:42 on March 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

You look like you drive an Audi or BMW, play golf on the weekends have a wife you don't see or care much for and your surgery (or dental practice) is doing alright, hell you look like my doctor (I'm covered by the local Chinese community hospital) so you got that going for ya. You'd fit in fine here in the bay area, hell I think I drove past you on the way to work today.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ pachewychomp ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 08:22:45 on March 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Hahaha!!

My brother actually ended up becoming a doctor. I'm just an online marketing guy.

shit_lord ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 08:27:56 on March 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Ha! I saw your more recent pic and I was like "He looks like he works in tech, not programing but something else" that's good.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ pachewychomp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:40:40 on March 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Tanks man!

I design websites every now and then. Wish I was a programmer though. Took a Ruby on Rails class from General Assembly and geez, that was a waste of money. lol.

Manitoggie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:57:23 on March 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

totally Boss

[deleted] ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 00:48:38 on March 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Hard living, 7up and Dim-sum will do that, man!

Steel_Pump_Gorilla ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:40:09 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

That's... fucking brilliant enough to work!

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ pachewychomp ยท 60 points ยท Posted at 21:13:10 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

lol. I'm not married but if I ever get divorced after having kids, I'll post up a pic.

So that original pic was when I was 14.

Here's me at 11. I'm on the far left:

http://i.imgur.com/J2KGCWx.png

Confused_Erection ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:25:39 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

"Aw man!"

hehedonkey ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:00:11 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Damn, the title had me cracking up like hell but your comment made it even better. I'm out of breath :D

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ pachewychomp ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 08:01:38 on March 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, and to prove it wasn't just a bad pic. Here's another taken around the same time.

http://i.imgur.com/ai5xXl1.png

Ugh. I look older in this one.

[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:22:28 on March 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

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๐ŸŽ™๏ธ pachewychomp ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 08:02:29 on March 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Would you have seriously gone out with me here?

http://i.imgur.com/ai5xXl1.png

Creeeeeeeeper...

thegoodbadandsmoggy ยท 426 points ยท Posted at 11:17:41 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah you started right at college girls didn't you? I bet you broke the ice over fanny packs and kodak cameras you sly dog you

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ pachewychomp ยท 527 points ยท Posted at 21:18:37 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Did someone say fanny pack:

http://i.imgur.com/YhuqK6H.png

I promise I wasn't a creeper. That's my godsister and I was smiling for the camera but just before the shot was taken, I was looking to see if she was staring off in space. Haha

hearyee ยท 195 points ยท Posted at 00:06:19 on March 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

This is the absolute best. It's every stereotype, they're all perfectly posed, and it's unintentional. I'm going to frame this and put it up in my house.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ pachewychomp ยท 63 points ยท Posted at 00:55:41 on March 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Haha! Thx!

RammsteinDEBG ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:11:41 on June 1, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks for the laughs brother

[deleted] ยท 70 points ยท Posted at 02:02:15 on March 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Dude you are killing it with these pics.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ pachewychomp ยท 213 points ยท Posted at 02:42:38 on March 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Dude. I seriously looked old back then.

I'm 15 in this pic and my dad is 45. http://i.imgur.com/yGLyn1l.png

TellMeWhyYouLoveMe ยท 117 points ยท Posted at 03:42:56 on March 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

At least you know that when you are 50, you will still look 30.

duarte2151 ยท 64 points ยท Posted at 06:14:58 on March 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Asian don't raisin.

Decanus_severus ยท -73 points ยท Posted at 03:09:52 on March 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Camera Helper: Oops! did someone close their eyes?

belgiangeneral ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 07:20:47 on March 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

On an unrelated note I LOVE these pictures from a more artistic point of view - they've really got an interesting vibe or quality to them. Was it your parents who took them?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ pachewychomp ยท 96 points ยท Posted at 07:53:23 on March 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Here's a pic my dad took of my little brother and I.

http://i.imgur.com/81JPyCn.png

Basically when my little bro (9yo) and I (14yo) walked around back then, everyone thought he was my son. ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”

I never had my teenage years... :(

Haha.

Balloons_lol ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 20:01:40 on August 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

late to the party but these pics are awesome

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ pachewychomp ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 07:45:08 on March 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks. It was my mom.

She had no idea what was taken until we had the film developed because you know, no digital pics. She laughed until tears came out. Haha.

Sytadel ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 08:08:32 on March 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I am commenting so this can be my facebook cover picture.

(not kidding)

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ pachewychomp ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 08:21:26 on March 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

lol. Dude, post the obligatory screenshot!

thefootballhound ยท 93 points ยท Posted at 15:39:02 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

/u/pachewychomp After photo please

e8ghtmileshigh ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 19:55:17 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

/u/pachewychomp pls

araq1579 ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 21:33:15 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

/u/pachewychomp delivers!

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ pachewychomp ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 01:00:58 on March 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

lol

BOLO!!

I wanted to work out and be like that guy. Ended up nerding out on computers and reading books about business. It's still my goal to get fitter though.

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:23:06 on March 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTd7mtr81ww

Make sure you can do the pec flexs

banana_lumpia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:33:27 on March 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

c'mon, don't talk about it, get to it!!!

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:18:16 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

First you break my record, now I break you!

AnIce-creamCone ยท 201 points ยท Posted at 14:19:03 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I once had a girl on one of those old social-media sites (think myspace but smaller) tell me I looked 30 and must be a pedophile, I was 16.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ pachewychomp ยท 208 points ยท Posted at 21:35:01 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I feel your pain. One time I was on a cruise as a 21 year old senior at university and was hanging out with a girl who was 17.

Some guy came up and asked if I was a little old to be hanging out with a girl young enough to be my daughter.

Me on the right at 21 and my 48 year old musician uncle on the left.

We look like brothers...

http://i.imgur.com/kY5HULZ.png

_Egg_ ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 00:27:16 on March 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

....Scarra is that you?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ pachewychomp ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 00:31:22 on March 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

lol. I had no idea who this "Scarra" guy was until now.

HypocriticallyHating ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 04:08:06 on March 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Time to learn about him

AnIce-creamCone ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:54:22 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Wonderful! I tried to find the picture that she thought made me look like much older, but I think I deleted it. I was really embarassed to say the least.

maunoooh ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 17:23:12 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Poor you :(

Ominous_Brew ยท 290 points ยท Posted at 13:29:12 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I was very skeptical reading the title, but then the laugh escaped through my nose when I saw the photo. Sorry. What do you look like now, 14 or 50?

KuKuMacadoo ยท 131 points ยท Posted at 14:55:52 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I really, really need to know what OP looks like now.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ pachewychomp ยท 379 points ยท Posted at 23:39:55 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Here's a recent one:

http://i.imgur.com/A1VWLB7.png

hitoku47 ยท 369 points ยท Posted at 23:46:54 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Shittt, OP aged like a wine

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ pachewychomp ยท 111 points ยท Posted at 00:58:35 on March 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Thx! Haha.

VirusDoctor ยท 110 points ยท Posted at 04:20:32 on March 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

That luscious hair!

espgodson ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 05:11:51 on March 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Your smile reminds me of the guy in oldboy in this pic xD.

Anyways I can relate in the opposite direction.. I'm 25 and I'm always carded for rated R movies. Buying alcohol is hard as fk I've had some rude ass people argue with me saying I have a fake ID -.-

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:21:23 on May 20, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

i thought you were cute in your blunder pix too op :)

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ pachewychomp ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:45:49 on May 20, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks!! ๐Ÿ‘

MuxBoy ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 17:20:22 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

He's got a sweet ass fanny pack now

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ pachewychomp ยท 55 points ยท Posted at 21:19:30 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Me with a fanny pack at 11yo:

http://i.imgur.com/YhuqK6H.png

[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 22:02:37 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

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๐ŸŽ™๏ธ pachewychomp ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 08:04:57 on March 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Heck yeah man. Back when Jose Canseco was the coolest dude ever! Like cowabunga cool.

Former_KGB ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:14:18 on March 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Nobody show him the AMA, it'll ruin it.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ pachewychomp ยท 126 points ยท Posted at 23:29:58 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Here's a pic taken somewhat recently. 22 years after the original one with me in the red shirt.

http://i.imgur.com/HgqOPkD.png

And a candid one that was shot while in mid speech:

http://i.imgur.com/84Yb4ut.png

[deleted] ยท 90 points ยท Posted at 00:23:07 on March 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Asian Andrew Zimmerman

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ pachewychomp ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 00:33:04 on March 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Haha. I DO love to eat. Vietnamese pho is one of my fav dishes.

hammerific ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:13:53 on June 19, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

This is exactly what I thought. Huge compliment.

RedHotDornishPeppers ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 13:49:08 on April 19, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Ahh, hello Varys

TheTroglodite ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:47:27 on May 24, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

You look a bit like kingpin.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ pachewychomp ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 08:03:19 on March 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Here's another, buddy!

http://i.imgur.com/ai5xXl1.png

Ominous_Brew ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 13:24:47 on March 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks good guy OP. This was a fun ride, lots of laughs. Glad you grew out of being old. Tell me, where's this last picture of you in front of a mountain taken? Looks like a tranquil place.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ pachewychomp ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 14:44:32 on March 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Glad I could share my blunder years with you all. Haha.

This last photo was taken at the Clearwater Bay Country Club in Hong Kong.

MikoSqz ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:36:46 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Both.

WalterHenderson ยท 125 points ยท Posted at 14:50:27 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*

I had the exact opposite problem. I looked nine when I was 15 and 15 by the time I finished college. It's not exactly a quality women find attracting either.

Deftonez ยท 97 points ยท Posted at 15:06:49 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I think there is a special niche for your type however...

WalterHenderson ยท 143 points ยท Posted at 15:32:45 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

That has been my motivation to stay away from prison throughout my life.

Fabien_Lamour ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 21:37:59 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

To Catch a Predator bait?

[deleted] ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 17:48:31 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I'm usually estimated around 21 or 22 at 29. It's not very helpful for being taken serious as a professional, too.

juuuun ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 17:53:47 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

On the other hand you are already pretty old for a rabbit.

[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:57:27 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

True, true.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ pachewychomp ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 01:04:20 on March 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Good point. When I was about 24, the company I worked at made me a sales manager where I managed a lot of people who were older than me. I think my "old age" helped.

Eversist ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:19:57 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

My SO is 27 and looks 18. I (by proxy) know dat feel.

afireintheforest ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:53:25 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Same here! It's such a good feeling now when I get IDed and I'm 28. Although in UK that's to check if you're over 18!

Dormeh ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 18:12:59 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Hah, I still look 16 and I'm 22. It gets weird as a gay man, I was invited to a gay bar one time by a friend, I can't begin to tell you how awkward it was and I hated it.

Oh well, I spend most of my time in my house cooking anyway.

selflessGene ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 15:55:12 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

( อก~ อœส– อกยฐ)

UnKamenRider ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 22:40:45 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*

I'm 29 and get carded for rated R movies. My fiance is five years younger and constantly gets comments about how he's robbing the cradle.

Edit: Here's me today. As in, today today. I'll be thirty in May. Ignore the split ends. I took this because I'm chopping a lot off tomorrow. http://imgur.com/43xaxyW

[deleted] ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 01:26:47 on March 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Your picture reminds me of the pose Jessica Rabbit makes in Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

UnKamenRider ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 01:30:01 on March 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Oh my gosh, thank you! I used to cosplay her, but it's less fun looking young when you have trouble getting into the 21& up con parties. Not a lot of places to tuck an id in that dress.

[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:50:02 on March 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I look like I'm 15 whenever I shave. I know the feeling. It's hard to identify as being "a man" when your mental image of yourself is that of a teenage boy.

ChagSC ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:47:56 on March 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Join the magical land of /b/beards

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:31:14 on March 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I would if I could actually grow a decent beard. My facial hair is like Joe Dirt's:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqM8TeaLzZ4

EDIT: Minus the pork chop sideburns.

[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:38:12 on March 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Look 29 to me!

UnKamenRider ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:38:07 on March 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

:) Thank you. I feel like I lived the years, so I earned them, right?

JoeTroller ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:30:06 on April 5, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

The Odd Case Of Benjamin Button.

pilekrig ยท 63 points ยท Posted at 14:59:04 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

"Alright kids, everyone stay together."

celestial1 ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 15:17:07 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Not believing this unless you post a current photo.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ pachewychomp ยท 63 points ยท Posted at 01:11:18 on March 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Here's one of me trying to look like a dirty old man (which, sadly, was not difficult):

http://i.imgur.com/abtSzW4.png

Haha

Dubant ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 16:33:01 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Scarra? That you?

ExiKid ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 14:31:43 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

You were not exaggerating.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ pachewychomp ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 08:07:23 on March 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Seriously bro.

http://i.imgur.com/ai5xXl1.png

iambluest ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 14:40:11 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

But you were beloved for your ability to pick up booze for the weekend, amirite?

[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 15:15:42 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Current pic?

PastelFlamingo150 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:47:54 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Must have been great to buy beer as a new born.

antball ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:16:15 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Asian Peter griffin

[deleted] ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 16:06:07 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*

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๐ŸŽ™๏ธ pachewychomp ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 01:05:50 on March 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

36 here. I still dress like that and I'm still Asian. ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜” hahaha

[deleted] ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 01:28:10 on March 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

http://i.imgur.com/xeW42md.jpg

Andy_B_Goode ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:43:40 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I'm surprised there weren't girls lining up to be your gf just so you could buy them booze, cigarettes and R-rated movie passes.

5celery ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:04:58 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Maybe looking 30 when you're 50 will make up for it somewhat.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:36 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

More like he's going to look 50 when 30.

p8712 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:43:43 on March 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

You were your own disapproving Asian Dad!

pandacushion ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 12:02:35 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

...Kim?

dog_eat_dog ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 13:04:58 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

playin the odds

Corran15 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:41:10 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Young Scarra.

BulletCatofBrooklyn ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:45:38 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

How were you not everyone's alcohol buying best friend?

[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:03:11 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Can you be my next album cover art model? I'm asking sincerely.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ pachewychomp ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 01:18:36 on March 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Send me a pic for me to approve first? I'm 90% sure I'd say "go for it"

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:30:17 on March 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Can do, I'll do some work on it tomorrow and DM you.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ pachewychomp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:08:04 on March 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Sweet!

[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 15:48:41 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Holy fuck. You must have come across as such a creep trying to hit on girls your own age.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ pachewychomp ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:17:52 on March 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Yes. I pretty much stopped and ended up being hit on by older women. ๐Ÿ˜” haha

fishcakes23 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:09:55 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Motherfucker you look 40

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ pachewychomp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:33 on March 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Haha. Yeah, some people guess higher 30s and some say 40.

blakeleiting ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:43:00 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

You got that Benjamin button disease

OneManDog ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:26:32 on March 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

This would be a spectacular cover for a cassette tape. In fact, I want to call this picture for my next bedroom folk EP

MrWheelieBin ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:44:40 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE NOW

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:40:56 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I absolutely love this! I bet you were wearing socks with sandals as well.

AgentBanner ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:44:43 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

OP you must have a current pic?

AslanxDiedxlolx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:37:55 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I thought women were into older looking men?

Anvillain ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:00:38 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

At least you never get carded!

ddsilver ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:10:58 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

You should have got together with that 50 year old 6th grader.

GISlikeaboss ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:46:54 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

So could you buy booze at that age? That would probably have made you pretty popular, at least in my school.

dickbuttdinosaur ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:16:21 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

OP totally should have gotten a fake ID

iamlthatisman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:17:10 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Do you have a girlfriend now?

the-nub ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:32:17 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

So does that make Jonah Hill's character in Jump Street more or less funny for you?

fapl0rd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:54:30 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

You would be hip as fuck looking like that if you went back to high school or college.

cbftw ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:21:37 on March 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Meanwhile, I looked 16 at 25. I still get carded at 36 when I'm clean shaven. I'm pretty happy about that.

mutually_awkward ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:24:06 on March 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Are you from Hong Kong? That background is giving me Kowloon vibes.

aprofondir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:40:34 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Don't girls like older guys?

Gibbinsly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:20 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Blousey shorts....

KlausTheDark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:36 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Scarra?

Fastfalkie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:24 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Did you hear "narc" a lot?

BearAnt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:29 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

He's got the biggy smalls syndrome.

NoNations ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:30 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

His comment history indicates that he's Richard Karn, so I assume he'll always be this age and only his hair will ever change colour. Current pic desired but not necessary.

majoroutage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:18 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I don't think so, Tim.

Bpesca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:23 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I think you're my boss

SquiblyTennisballs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:30 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

You look like Bolo Yueng from Bloodsport. Like, this is the reason you started working out, bulked up, and put Jean Claude Van Dame's buddy in the hospital. All because of this one defining moment.

nothinqness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:41 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I kinda knew you were going to be azn.

UsuallyInappropriate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:55:03 on March 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

:(

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:45:46 on March 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

bless your heart :(

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:19:23 on May 20, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

awwwwww

KotaaBear ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:11:11 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I'm calling bullshit til there's a now picture

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:45 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

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๐ŸŽ™๏ธ pachewychomp ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:19:36 on March 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Hong Kong in 1992.

guesshedidntseeme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:19 on March 18, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Imagine if you had Vine back then. I bet you could come up with your own schtick based on looking like a 35 year old.

[deleted] ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 16:23:09 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

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fuzzb0y ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:30:32 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Sigh...

[deleted] ยท -19 points ยท Posted at 17:23:33 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

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NoNations ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:35 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I like Ai Weiwei.

getonmyhype ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 19:08:12 on March 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Hmm a large part of this has to do with you being overweight, having bad style (tucked in tshirt over basketball shorts?) you also got like the haircut of a thirty year old dude.

Flash2g ยท -16 points ยท Posted at 10:43:13 on March 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

it's actually because you were fat and ugly

has_on_file ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:41:13 on March 18, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

And you're a douchebag.