I wish there was a /r/goodphilosophy to submit this to, but I guess here will have to do.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ wza ยท 379 points ยท Posted at 18:52:31 on December 17, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

strangething1 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 20:43:42 on December 17, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

How do I become a moderator on this webpage?

luke37 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 01:05:11 on December 18, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

You don't really want to. Lots of modmail about mediocre tuna recipies.

JoshfromNazareth ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:42:13 on December 18, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

You'd think the quality of tuna recipes would be good considering the obsession with it.

Koyaanisgoatse ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 05:17:50 on December 18, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

ingredients:

  • can of tuna

  • can opener

  • fork (optional)

ReallyNicole ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 07:24:10 on December 18, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

Koyaanisgoatse ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:46:35 on December 18, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

i don't know what that is, i'm not really into star trek

lolsail ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:41:21 on December 18, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

I think salmon is way better than tuna

Heidegger ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:35:06 on December 17, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

motherfucker could handle a flute is all

bigbedlittledoor ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:58:00 on December 17, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

Everyone knows that Schopenhauer was the best flute player.

Celebrimbor333 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:36:49 on December 18, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

/r/funnyphilosophy

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:18:18 on December 17, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

/r/academicphilosophy is a really quality place, but slow moving and adverse to images.

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:39:29 on December 17, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

Who the fuck are you?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:18 on December 17, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

THAT'S WHY I'M HERE

ReallyNicole ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:55:55 on December 17, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah no.

wokeupabug ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 22:28:47 on December 17, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

Your stern dismissals have the power to send people fleeing into the arms of account deletion.

(Remind me to stay clear of Montreal.)

(Which I hope is now your place of residence because that weirdo PM'd you about it like he PM'd me, rather than for the less impressive reason that it was mentioned once in a comment to you.)

ReallyNicole ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:31:32 on December 17, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

I don't live in fucking Montreal!

wokeupabug ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 22:32:55 on December 17, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

I hear it's nice. European in character, good food.

Koyaanisgoatse ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:51:52 on December 17, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

i really don't know why she's so ashamed of it

wokeupabug ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:07:30 on December 18, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

Probably just wants all the poutine to herself: "Montreal? Nope, never heard of it..." (nom nom) "Plus I hear it's dreadful, vicious polar bears in all the buses, ever since global warming..." (nom nom nom) "Definitely no point in coming here, try Topeka." (curdy nom)

tablefor1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:31:46 on December 18, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

Polar bears on buses? Sounds like the cutest infestation ever.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:32:04 on December 18, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

You don't know shit about polar bears, buddy. Give it up!

tablefor1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:47:30 on December 18, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

Oh and you do, you phony Viking? Why don't you go try to impress your friends in some boring Oslo coffee shop with the artfags and the slam-poetry?

By the way, wanna go out sometime and have a few drinks? I totally won't try to take advantage of you.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:25:23 on December 18, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

OK, I admit it: the only place I've seen a polar bear is on TV.

Sure, if you're coming to Oslo. I know a few places where a beer costs less than a hardback copy of Critique of Pure Reason.

ReallyNicole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:16:41 on December 19, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

Feel this pain!!!

bigbedlittledoor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:32 on December 18, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

This comment violates the stricture against ad hominems. I am reporting you.

ReallyNicole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:37 on December 18, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

Seriously, that stuff looks so gross. I don't want anything to do with poutine.

tablefor1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:30:16 on December 18, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

Did you ever pick the wrong place to study, then. Why did you decide to go to McGill if you hate poutine?

ReallyNicole ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:31:52 on December 18, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

That's it, die!

tablefor1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:00 on December 18, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

OH MY GOD WHERE ARE YOUR LEGS LITTLE DOG? DO YOU NEED CUDDLES AND TREATS?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:23 on December 17, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

the ivy league of the north

eitherorsayyes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:29 on December 17, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

it's more maple leaves up there

TheGrammarBolshevik ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:55:17 on December 18, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

McGill has a distance program?

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:05:55 on December 18, 2013 ยท (Permalink)

There's nothing wrong with Montreal. Drove through it. The weather's not so good this time of year, but I'm sure you're used to it.