This isn’t relevant to the post but your comment reminded me that I used to have an avatar/gif thing on AIM that said turd burglar; it was a little cartoon dude stealing someone’s turds while they were sitting on the toilet. Good times.
mishaco · 3 points · Posted at 22:52:30 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's just a Reddit pic version of a rickroll. It's a pic of Peyton Manning during practice and I think it became a meme somehow on r/nfl. It has spread to the whole site now.
It and /r/sexwithdogs (and probably other sites redditors like to shock one another with) were banned when they banned a bunch of right-wing subs for violent behavior awhile back.
My guess is either it got that excuse because it was just copy-pasted with each ban, or they finally got around to deeming bestiality to be a non-consensual act of violence toward an animal after years of ignoring those kinds of subs.
She was ready to risk it all. And by it all I mean her bodily continuity as that thing tore her apart and the elephant stamped impatiently at the minor inconvenience.
MadIzzy · -2 points · Posted at 02:16:24 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Her mouth is pretty much touching it based on the way it's open and so close in the pic. It's making me shudder. Hopefully alcohol was involved and she doesn't remember how close her mouth was to an elephant cock. Other than this pic, of course.
I don't think I see as many dildos the size of banisters in mansions in solo masturbation videos posted by women. Meanwhile, there's some sort of weird reverse dick measuring contest in the gay community of porn creators where they try and see how many cubic meters of rubber matter they can fit inside of their anuses before it kills them.
exikon · 3 points · Posted at 09:38:16 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
You have a way with words...
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 04:10:51 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I just had the biggest freakin deja vu. I'm 90% sure I've read your exact comment about a month or 2 ago, even this whole chain. I need to go sit down for a bit
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 10:41:39 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
It’s possible.
Probable? Maybe not so much.
I am so willing to be proved wrong though.
If you figure this out, it’s bound to be /r/bestof material.
Go do your homework. Make sure to show your work 😘
[deleted] · 34 points · Posted at 00:48:22 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)*
The rest of the elephant looks like it could be fake. I'm going to tell myself that is the case because man, she is really all up on that. Like REALLY on it.
This, of course, just brings up more questions... For example, why is there an anatomically accurate statue of an elephant hanging serious dong?
Enzown · 37 points · Posted at 23:51:13 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
The rest of the elephant looks like it could be fake.
Not my cup of tea as a film, and I'm not into men, so seeing a gif of a naked buff dude wearing kitchen gloves wiggling around and looking dirty is not attractive to me. I respect your preferences if it's yours though!
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 01:52:44 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
As a situation.... it’s not my cup of tea either. But the movie itself is top notch.
Yeah, he really shouldn’t be putting that finger in his belly button. We all know where it’s been.
And here you are looking at an elephant trunking another and eating shit
I think with most kinks, you generally have at least a vague idea whether something is your cup of tea, unless you've learned to repress it. I realized I'd done that with BDSM, and only realized as much when some conversations jogged my memory of my early adolescent fantasies.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 11:36:39 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Sounds like you're a masochist. It certainly can be painful, although you generally want to keep that to a reasonable minimum because you don't want any real damage to that area due to risks of infection and loss of function.
IMO it's more of a domination thing. There's something delightful about - let's put it like - wearing somebody like a glove. Little bit of degradation/humiliation involved too.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 12:32:04 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Worrying about damage is mostly the sadist's job, both because we're being entrusted with the well-being of the sub, and because if we fail, we can end up liable even if that isn't (or wasn't) the sub's desire.
Not fun, but vital. Make sure they're trustworthy, compassionate, and conscientious. It's important in any form of relationship to an extent, but it's vital when you're giving someone that level of power over you. Trustworthy, so they won't intentionally try to harm you. Compassionate, so they won't harm you out of negligence. Conscientious, so they won't harm you out of ignorance. The human body is very robust, but also very fragile. You can put a person through a lot and have them come out the other side fine, but if you do the wrong things, you can cause a lot of damage very fast and with fairly little effort. Masochists are often somewhat to significantly negligent about their own well-being, but you want a partner who cares about it tremendously. That way the good times keep on going.
And as for fisting, work up to it and don't push too hard, no matter how tempting. That said, if you get a little too rough, and you see a wee little bit of blood (usually more mucousy), don't panic. It's probably okay and will heal up fine. If it's more than a little, or doesn't go away, seek urgent medical care.
Even now whenever I watch that scene I laugh hysterically. Not all of his extreme brand of physical comedy still makes me laugh, but that scene does it for me every single time.
Have you seen how freely their turds fall out? With how much they need to eat and how much they poop, think of all the energy contracting and opening of the sphincter wpuld take. Having a loose sphincter or not having one must comserve alot of energy. Survival of the fittest.
It's actually not fake, it's just a tricky angle and the poncho is messing up your perception of the body shape. He's not bending over sticking his head in the elephant's ass, most of his body is actually off to the side of elephant and his arm is reached up to nearly head height, jammed in there to about the elbow.
My folks lived in Zimbabwe. When driving a rural road you have to look out for elephant poop. Each turd is the size of a gallon can of coffee and they’re quite dense. Will absolutely wreck your alignment.
[deleted] · 0 points · Posted at 22:17:51 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Haha. I just accidentally woke up my SO doing the same thing. He thought something had hurt me... he wasn't amused when he found out what made me yelp. :$
Many animals other than humans don't have the luxury of our sphincters, which let's us choose whether or not we go when we want to. Animals like ducks and elephants just dump their loads whenever they arrive since they have no control over their opening, so slipping in wouldn't be a problem either.
Zercof · 4766 points · Posted at 20:12:14 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Haha I saw this happen once at the Milwaukee Zoo when as a kid. A tour rolled by at the same time too! The guide said "well it looks like an elephant is going for a hot meal"
I remember going there in middle school on a field trip and watching bonobos have very graphic sex. I later learned bonobos have sex for pleasure, so it's not all bad I guess.
Huh, was just at the San Diego Zoo and I didn't know that... I did, however, freak out everyone else looking at them when I mentioned they had sex for pleasure.
So that was fun
[deleted] · 22 points · Posted at 01:36:17 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's also a myth based on a BS study one group did on some Bonobos in captivity. In the wild, there's very little light between Chimp and Bonobo sexual behavior. Just imagine if everything we knew about Chimps was based on the depraved, insane, deeply unrepresentative Chimps kept in captivity.
It's another awesome example of long-standing bull crap that is ingrained across the culture as a truism. Total balderdash. It infuriates the scientists who do credible research on Bonobos. They're just as sexual and violent as Chimps. The notion of the peaceful solve-everything-with-sex Bonobo is fiction. But "a study" was done once and now we all think a thing is true. Just like the 70% gender pay gap. Just like "multiple kinds of intelligence". Crap studies and fads.
Interesting. First I've heard that. Maybe the wikipedia article needs some updating (there's debate on the talk page, and a mention that someone deleted a section describing the controversial nature of de Waal's work), because it seems to perpetuate the "common knowledge", mostly based on a March 1995 Scientific American citation.
The sciam article is mostly based on the work of frans de waal, and one of the citations authored by frans de waal specifically mentions "captive bonobos" in the title. Supposedly Christopher Ryan is another big proponent.
It'd be interesting to collect these pop-science misconceptions somewhere. Menstrual synchronization and "alpha wolves" are apparently similarly misunderstood. The "alpha wolf" concept similarly came from observations of captive wolves who were eventually found to be behaving nothing like wild wolves.
This seemed like the best comment to seed this off of, I didn't see this mentioned anywhere I apologize if it was. Wasn't there a tribe of bonobos that was split by a widening river in Africa and one half, on the side of the river that was separated into a secluded island basically, started eating other animals and eventually each other. The half of the tribe that was left basically where they were continued life as normal?
No you have that pretty mixed up. There’s a river in Africa that separated a common ancestor of chimps and bonobos and they evolved there in to their separate species because of the river dividing them.
One of the most recent time my wife and I brought the kids to the local zoo, the otters were super playful...then the one grabbed the other and started going at it. When we got home I started playing grab ass with the wife, joking that I would give her the otter treatment. We snuck up stairs for some afternoon delight soon after. Were all animals man.
Rape definitely exists with animals whether they consider it rape or not. Look at ducks every once in awhile. Pretty much all their sex is rape, the male will practically drown the female while fucking her to keep her submissive.
Yeah but just because its violent doesn't mean it's rape. Rape means non-consentual sex. Animal insticts either don't allow for consent/denial (meaning the females/males just take it because their instincts tell them to) or they use a mating ritual to get consent which can go unnoticed by humans. Im not an expert on animals or anything so I cannot say rape in the animal kingdom strictly doesn't exist but for many species evolution has given them weird ways to consent.
The female animals very frequently try to escape the males in nature during intercourse and are forcibly penetrated, that's rape. Just because theyre acting on instinct doesn't mean its not rape. Its our instinct to want to have sex all the time but because were intelligent we somehow arent driven by instinct? Its rape, that's nature in many animals and I'm just pointing it out.
Where did I talk about morals? Rape is just sex where one party doesn't want it to happen and you can tell when the female duck or (insert animal who rapes a lot) is struggling to get away that its rape. I'm just stating facts why is everyone freaking out because I stated there's alot of rape from animals?
All they do is eat fruit and screw all day. Them and Chimps are our closest ancestors. Unlike chimps, it's a matriarchal society, and instead of conflicts ending in ape murder, they end in sex(everything, actually, ends in sex). Sometimes group sex. And not just your basic face down ass up either. It's an ape karma sutra, with blowjobs and handjobs too. I see their life on TV and it's a goddamned paradise. And they're smart enoughg to make fire.
"I bet the video will have hundreds of hard cuts, completely missing any shot of the monkey building a fire, instead showing cuts at different stages of build....
aaaand yep, immediately fast cuts to a nice layer of twigs for starting a fire, but didn't show the bonobo do it. They film crew did that."
Tool use is well known with a lot of species not just ones related to us. It's putting the actions together to 'do' something like create a fire and roast marshmallows that is missing.
Crows are one of the best examples of doing it right. I'm sure you've seen the 100 reposts of really smart crows solving puzzles/planning.
Oh yes. Those dinosaurs aren't fooling me with those feathers. They have a lot of years on us...I just think bonobos are the closest we'll ever see to a real life "Lucy" fossil. They come so incredibly close to what you think a proto-hominid would be. They just need the right spark/evolutionary pressure.
No I do mean dbz, the saiyan were akin to monkeys/apes and there was a vastly more technological race of humans like us that were there before them. Long story short the saiyans managed to kill them and made the entire planet theirs.
Subject to nearly as much manipulation. Those complex intelligence tests that they rapidly solve are actually a sequence of individual challenges that they have learned to defeat separately, often with long periods of trial and error.
Where I used to live in Australia there was an enclosure with a monkey species native to Japan in it, probably around 10 or so. I swear no matter what time of the year you went all they did was climb trees and fuck eachother.
My zoo has bonobos. I've seen them have sex of course, but I've also watched them drink each other's pee midstream and deeply finger their own butt hole. They're a fun little bunch.
bn_bk · 5 points · Posted at 00:21:19 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Columbus Zoo- lots of frisky bonobos lol
[deleted] · 4 points · Posted at 00:50:35 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
San Diego has them, they are the original Jackin It In 'ol San Diego
Not a joke. I mean our systems of motivation (dopamine release, etc) are basically the same for most animals. If they didn't enjoy it they wouldn't do it.
Equeon · 8 points · Posted at 22:44:28 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
If they didn't enjoy it they wouldn't do it.
I don't think you understand how sex works in so many reptiles, fish, insects, etc. There's nothing enjoyable about jizzing on some eggs or handing the female of your species a little sperm packet for her to use.
Then why do it? Why is sticking your rubbery protuberance in a sticky orifice and jizzing on nothing so much better and more enjoyable? It's all weird arbitrary alien ritual if you choose to look at it that way. We all do it because our brains basically spray heroin into our bloodstream when we do. If it didn't, we wouldn't.
YES! Thank you. Not sure why people think we're so unique about sex.
The only reason animals don't separate sex from procreation is they don't have thousands of years of medical advances to give them that option.
Because only three species of animals release hormones that make them horny outside of estrus (and that only applies to females, obviously). No hormones and it doesn't feel good. Same reason children and very old people (unmedicated) don't have sex for pleasure, despite being human.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 22:33:25 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)*
I think your right about people underestimating animal emotional capacity.
As for separating sex and procreation... animals have no idea what they're doing or any kind of purpose beyond "this feels good now so I do it". Some deer populations are controlled by feeding basically birth control to the females. They still have sex because of course they have no idea. Sex feeling good is the motivator.
I was at the Milwaukee zoo a couple years ago when some drama went down in the elephant pen. Some geese were fighting and an elephant got pissed and charged them. One of the geese fell in the gap and when it came up, the elephant ran away from it.
Holy shit. This is also a very distinct memory for me from the MKE Zoo... how long ago were you a kid?
Banks25 · 3 points · Posted at 23:55:26 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I saw the same thing 20ish years ago at the mke zoo I was 11 or so. Same day the baboons were going at it. Those events have been etched in my mind since then.
This was a bit over 20 years ago for me as well... Oh my. I think I've only told a few people since.. This isn't the type of reunion I was expecting but I'm glad you saw it too.
Tocco42 · 2 points · Posted at 23:39:53 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Same here!
Zercof · 2 points · Posted at 01:52:56 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I want to say it happened somewhere between 1995-1998 I think
That sounds about right... good to see that day has left a mark on all of us. It was worse than this video too. I wonder how many other victims are out there.
Same clip (or extremely similar) on tosh.0 and he makes the same exact joke. I have passion for jokes that are original (cause jokes are an artform of expression) but my apologies if you came up with it on your own... kinda assholeish for me to just blindly accuse you.
Are you kidding? One day you will hear someone make a poop euphemism about “having to abort a fecus” and you will remember where you were when that phrase was brought into the world
That phrase alone expanded my mind. A new neural connection happened (or whatever the actual science is). My brain changed on the basis of "unshat shit"
Many animals eat the poop either from themselves or other members of their species. It's a great way to populate your microbiome with digestion-friendly microbes as well as get a second chance to digest nutrients that didn't get fully broken down on the first pass through.
Rabbits are so well known to eat their own poop that we have a separate name for the 'fresh' poop, cecotropes, that are almost always eaten directly from their own butt.
So is this like the natural equivalent of taking a probiotic?
If so, why do we get sick if we do it? How come no pro feces eating facebook groups exist yet?
Xertious · 472 points · Posted at 21:54:39 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
We're really good at digestion, all we poop out is toxins. Animals like rabbits and elephants are really bad at digestion and will not digest everything so will poop out mostly undigested food. Its one reason human poop smells so bad and a rabbit's doesn't.
Why does this have so many up votes? This is totally false. The misconception about rabbits and carrots is that they are good for them, or that it is a large part of their normal diet. Carrots aren’t very healthy for rabbits, and the majority of their diet should be made up of leafy greens. But rabbits definitely eat carrots.
Well, not so much good at digestion as we are at selecting and preparing food so that it doesn't have to be digested as much. Our digestive systems are actually pretty weak as far as most apes go.
Yes and no, some animals prepare their foods too, like coat their food in enzymes to aid digestion. We have evolved to eat the food we eat. Our digestive system might be 'weaker' than great apes and the like but we're talking about efficiency on which there really isn't much difference.
[deleted] · -14 points · Posted at 00:51:44 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Our poop is almost entirely bacteria with some dead red blood cells thrown in. The only toxins would be ones produced by harmful bacteria if you had something nasty living in your colon. The reason we’re evolved to be disgusted by our poop is that there’s a million fecal-oral route parasites that infest humans.
Obviously it’s mostly water, by dry mass it’s mostly bacteria. And yes I know what a toxin is, bacteria do not necessarily produce toxins (or are toxic).
I said one of the reasons. Dogs are pretty efficient too, but it depends on what you feed them and how well you feed them. Dogs are omnivores too so can digest a whole bunch of stuff. I think a reason dogs eat theirs and other animals poop is missing minerals?
They're not the same digestive system, we've evolved an omnivorous digestive system so we're good at digesting a bit of everything. Elephants on the other hand have evolved to be herbivores, yet still aren't able to digest as much comparatively. So its not really about plant matter being harder to digest, just digestive systems being differently efficient.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 10:31:24 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Do you have trouble with vegetables or something? What am I missing here?
They're saying humans can digest food no better than a typical herbivore but neither can digest fiber and cellulose very well at all. If you ate spinach, kale, and other leafy greens like they do with grasses and other non domesticated plants your shit would look about the same if not less digested
Seakawn · 7 points · Posted at 23:25:06 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'm imagining a universe where our digestion system sucks, and we shit out slices of pizza that are half fresh and half shit, and we go, "hmm... fuck it," and eat it like normal.
Instead of having toilets where our droppings fall into water to be flushed, we'd have toilets where our droppings fall onto a tray, instead of toilet paper it would be paper towels and plastic utensils.
Depending on the conditions that brought natural selection to where it is today, I'm glad for how things are. But in another universe, someone is just probably entertaining our universe the way I entertained the aforementioned fiction--"what if there was a universe where people couldn't digest 100% of their intake, and so the processed leftovers came out of some nasty hole in their body, and it was normal enough that they'd have bathrooms in public places--expecting it to happen at anytime."
So, perspective really is everything. Maybe people eating half shit pizza wouldn't be so bad if that was how things were?
Well not exactly... we'd be eating the same (shitty) pizza twice
gsfgf · 3 points · Posted at 01:21:43 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
We're really good at digestion
Other way around, really. Animals that can digest grass are the ones that are really good at digestion. If humans tried that, it would go right through you and provide no appreciable nutrition, so you'd die if you kept at it. Compared to that, multiple stomachs, eating shit, etc. are improvements.
Again as I said to another person we're talking about efficiency. Humans have evolved to to be omnivores so we can eat a bit of everything, some plant some meat. We've also evolved to mostly eat food after some kind of cooking ritual.
I'm not suggesting one animal can digest more of its diet then another. We're talking the ability to digest and remove all 'food value' from the food and left with nothing more we can digest.
This explains why my bearded dragon, who only shits once every 3 weeks, will clear the room when she finally takes a massive dump. Desert reptiles are super efficient at absorbing nutrients and water from their food.
To elaborate a bit. Rabbits have an organ called a cecum. It houses a lot of bacteria (some might say a shit ton of 'em) that do the majority of breaking down food. However, the cecum comes after the small intestine and the S.I. is where most absorption occurs. So, rabbits poop two types of pellets. Green ones that are fresh from the cecum and loaded with freshly liberated nutrients, and black ones that are just shit.
Also, eating your own crap probably wouldn't hurt you (not that I'm rushing to do it. There are still quite a few nutrients in (our gut really isn't that efficient), BUT human feces are about 60% bacteria by dry weight (or so I'm told). Most are harmless, but a few could make you sick.
And as u/xanatos451 points out, our food is generally much easier to digest than what rabbits eat.
You clearly have read the whole topic. You poop undigested food. Many animals, like I and others have said don't digest all their food it passes through them with digestion incomplete.
You're clearly a troll tho, so unless you post something of value I won't reply back.
[deleted] · 0 points · Posted at 16:50:39 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)*
Troll?! I’m not trolling at all lol
You don’t poop undigested food wtf are you saying?! True, we don’t digest all remains but that doesn’t make an elephant aware of this. What are the chances of an elephant knowing that the food the other elephants as passing was actually undigested?! The elephant in the video was clearly starving so it had no other choice but to eat shit lol
[deleted] · 0 points · Posted at 17:29:05 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I dont know how old you are but try debating about the same topic with an elder. Don’t spread false info
If we had evolved a better resistance to E. Coli it wouldn't be much of a problem but as top-predators AND agrarians we don't have much cause to slurp up soggy seconds.
Your stomach acid's primary function is to kill microbes (and break down large stuff... digestion is done via enzymes) but there are microbes like lactobacillus which are resistant to stomach acid and can make it from mouth to gut to help break down foods.
Your stomach acid's primary function is to kill microbes (digestion is done via enzymes)
Hi, resident wolf biologist here, just want to point out that wolves do not in fact have many if any enzymes in their stomach, and all digestion is done by the hydrochloric acid and the peristalsis. Hydrochloric acid is #1 for digesting meat. Our stomach enzymes mainly help us break down plant material.
Nope. Augustus is a reference to my favorite military leader because I had an old account with the name of a wolf I knew at a wolf sanctuary there before. But I deleted that account.
n1ywb · 48 points · Posted at 22:13:02 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Uhm, they DO exist; it's a called a "fecal transplant" and it's a legit medical procedure. It's a little more complex than just eating a piece of poo though.
"it involves restoration of the colonic microflora by introducing healthy bacterial flora through infusion of stool, e.g. by colonoscopy, enema, orogastric tube or by mouth in the form of a capsule containing freeze-dried material, obtained from a healthy donor"
pretty sure they just put it in capsules so you don't have to taste it.
n1ywb · 3 points · Posted at 05:09:08 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I read an article about it; she said she got some poo from her skinniest healthiest friend, put it in a blender, strained it, diluted it, and drank it. And it cured her ulcerative colitus or whatever. And she lost weight.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 15:41:28 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Only so doctors can charge more for it. Same effect can be had with a q-tip and some rubber gloves, realistically. But at no point in either case are you eating the poop - you don't need butt flora in your mouth, you need it in your butt.
n1ywb · 2 points · Posted at 05:07:28 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
i know, my point is just that it's real enough that the FDA has seen fit to regulate it as a medical procedure
lapret · 2 points · Posted at 00:35:06 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Butt not much!
jim653 · 2 points · Posted at 12:31:26 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Time to drop in the fact that Hitler was a beneficiary of an early form of this therapy, using Mutaflor, supposedly made from the bacteria from the feacal matter of “a Bulgarian peasant of the most vigorous stock.”
I don't have any research to support this but I would assume that is a habit unique to grazing mammals perhaps? I can't imagine a lion or other predatory animal doing this regularly. What say you?
Cat shit is pretty high in protein, all things considered. Not a terrible food source, for foraging, but given that there's very likely to be a bag of dog food in the house too, it's pretty stupid behavior. Not that the dog will care.
Edit: forgot to add. clean your damn litterbox
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 04:09:19 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
We don’t have a litter box! She’s an outdoor cat. The dog makes quick work of it if we don’t stop her. 🤢
Whatever your own dietary preferences, if you choose to have a cat, feed it meat
Im not even a cat person, but it makes me so mad whenever I hear about a vegan who is forcing their cat into a vegan diet. And their cat is always skinny as fuck, probably barely surviving off the few birds its able to eat when its owner isnt looking.
Ph_Dank · 10 points · Posted at 23:20:57 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I still think it's fucked up to feed a dog a vegan diet though.
Not really that fucked up, the dog and its intestines will definitely lose love towards you but they can and will handle it unlike a vegan with a medium-rare steak.
Now, forcing a vegan diet with the right supplements to a cat, that's fucked up and cruel.
I dunno, I feel like forcing any type of diet because of a belief is fucked. For health reasons if fine though. You seem like a reasonable homie though, not trying to start slinging shit, just wanted to give you my number 2 cents.
dotMJEG · 2 points · Posted at 01:21:27 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
That depends on the dog. Some breeds do require a balance of meat. Mine's a Canaan, his daily meal is a bunch of raw chicken! He also enjoy's broccoli, beans, potatoes, pasta, and my mom's bread! Dog's 101 actually video'd his sister Camber!
Yup....mine stopped after he grew up. Very gross, I hated it. The reason I asked was that my other dog (different breed) was same age and didn’t do that. And my buddy has 2 shepherds who did the same thing....so I wondered if it was breed related
Had a cat. Got a dog. Soon, started worrying that something was wrong with my cat, he wasn’t pooping anymore!? Why aren’t there any cat shits in the cat box!!?!?
Rabbits have an incredibly speedy gut - so much so that if you shave one's tummy you can see it move around! It's weird but cool. Anyway, their speedy gut means that many things won't be absorbed the first time round. Rabbits have two different kinds of poo - they have the normal stuff you see in fields etc, and they have caecotrophs.
Caecotrophs are produced mostly at night, and have quite a different look and texture to them. They tend to eat them straight from their anus too, as someone has already said.
That's because plants are harder to digest than animals are, so many herbivores have digestion strategies that involve spending as much time as possible digesting their food. Eating their own poop is one strategy (like elephants and koalas), having multiple stomachs and extra long digestive systems is another (cows), while some have gizzards in which they store rocks and sand with which they physically grind food apart (birds).
My dog would eat goose shit. He only ate it when it was frozen though. I guess he liked shitcicles.
MooFu · 1 points · Posted at 00:45:08 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
At the Copro ... Coprophagia.
The hottest spot in Agia Pelagia.
At the Copro ... Coprophagia,
You'll get a mouthful from somebody's asshole.
At the Copro ...
"No, it's more than that... it's my destiny, to be here, in the box!
You should come inside the box! Then you'll know what I mean."
Naked Snake/Big Boss
I must admit I've played that game way too much in high school. Got so good I beat it on European Extreme difficulty, without killing a single non-boss enemy before reaching The Sorrow.
[deleted] · 6 points · Posted at 22:41:14 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)*
Funnily enough, Snake did mention that he might want to try it when talking to Para-medic about European hares. That's also where the caecal feces thing comes from.
Para-Medic: "Snake, that area is inhabited by European rabbits. The European rabbit is said to have come from the Mediterranean region originally. But nowadays they're found all over the world. They've been used since ancient times as a source of food, so it might be worth catching them. Rabbits are known to eat their own excrement."
Snake: "They eat their own...?"
Para-Medic: "That's right. It's called caecal feces. When the rabbit eats fiber, the fier is fermented in the rabbit's appendix, or caecum, and turned into a nutritious substance full of vitamins. The rabbit excretes this substance and then eats it again to absorb the nutrients."
Not really, it was the codec call about European hares. I made it a point for at least one of my far too many playthroughs to codec call for EVERYTHING you could possibly call for... on top of the times I called previously or the ones I called multiple times because they were funny.
We have rabbits all the time in the neighborhood and we have to give the dogs less food during the warmer months because of all the rabbit poop they find in the yard.
tibtibs · 23 points · Posted at 21:36:59 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
So is this why my shih tzu will eat her own poop and lick my cat's butthole? Because it's gross and weird and I'm about to start brushing her teeth.
Yep, autocoprophagia is the term for eating your own excrement. Very common in dogs, though we consider it gross because human poop smells bad and contains a lot of toxins that are bad to consume.
tibtibs · 5 points · Posted at 05:37:24 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
My dog's poop also smells bad, but not as bad as the cats.
I brush my Lhasa’s teeth whenever she eats cat poop and it does not deter her at all. She doesn’t eat her own though? This is what we get for buying inbred tiny fur gremlins
tibtibs · 3 points · Posted at 05:41:04 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yes, this is our punishment for them. The teeth brushing is less of a deterrent and more because her favorite thing is licking. Especially licking the air since she's not allowed to lick us.
Yeah, it’s not meant to be a deterrent as much as for hygiene purposes. Her favorite thing to do after eating cat poop is run to lick my face and she always seems super confused about how I figured it out.
Here’s a present for you: when she was a puppy she ate some nice fresh poop and then happily came up and belched right in my face. It was the worst thing I have ever smelled in my entire life. My eyes watered and I had to go drink some water.
Yeah, my sister's dog used to eat cat poop too and I had somewhat similar experience as you :P As much as I like dogs, it's a thing that really grosses me out about them.
Cat food has way more protein content than dogs, because cats are full carnivores whereas dogs are kinda in between cats and humans, more omnivorous-leaning-to-carnivorous.
So dogs will often eat cat poop because it has more undigested protein than their own, and still smells like food to them. You nasty, dog.
My understanding of the situation is that, yes, cats require more proteins and carbs, that they somehow digest it poorly anyway, so to a dog it's like a cheeseburger (protein + carbs) sitting on the floor begging to be eaten (strong, interesting smell).
It's possible in humans as well. With c difficile, one cure is to have a poop transplant. This can be done with a poop enema from a healthy person, or a poop cocktail, usually a chocolate milkshake to disguise the poop.
Someone had this done to them from a fat lady and actually ended up fatter because of the change in gut bacteria. Be it different metabolising or a change in food cravings, it had an effect.
Yeah that's just false. If they do give it from the mouth side, it's either a capsule, or a tube used to deliver the load in the intestines past the stomach.
I do not comprehend which part of the brain reads "fecal transplant" and thinks "shit sandwich, yup, that's medicine sounding all right, I'm gonna go tell people you eat it"
Edited to clarify that I had a typo, meant from the mouth side. It is basically made into a slurry, but it is given by tube when used that way, and sometimes from the mouth side, which is becoming less common anyway. OP must have heard that true/surprising thing but missed the important tube part and made a leap to the very gross
No they give you an enema. This is a medical emergency procedure (catastrophic loss of gut flora, etc.), no joke.
Seakawn · 4 points · Posted at 23:28:13 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yeah seriously.
"Hey, you get two choices. 1. Do you want a capsule to mask the scent and taste? Or, 2. Do you want to forever ruin your attraction to milkshakes via taste aversion?"
Conditioned taste aversion occurs when an animal associates the taste of a certain food with symptoms caused by a toxic, spoiled, or poisonous substance. Generally, taste aversion is developed after ingestion of food that causes nausea, sickness, or vomiting.
I acquired taste aversion to Captain Morgan after one of my first boyfriends poured half a handle of the sugary alcohol over my head during:
I. Friday the 13th
II. Mid-July in a Florida forest (hot, sticky, and thereafter eaten alive by mosquitos)
III. At a bonfire that my friend fell into and sustained 3rd degree burns across his torso
IV. When I eventually gave up my fight against the onslaught of mosquitos, I zipped my entire body (head included) in a sleeping bag (again, in mid-July, 80° Florida evening, next to a bonfire that likely made it closer to 90°F, covered in sticky, sugary alcohol and a million itchy mosquito bites), but not before cautioning my very drunken fellow 17-year old friends to stop throwing the empty beer bottles into the fire because rudimentary physics.
And finally...
V. About 20min after I (mercifully) fell asleep, my head had popped out of the sleeping bag; none of my friends had adhered to my warnings and someone threw another empty beer bottle into the fire- it promptly exploded into several large pieces, one of which landed on my cheek, searing my flesh and abruptly rousing me from my slumber.
To say I'm "averse" to Captain Morgan is the understatement of the century. Just the smell of it makes me sick to my stomach.
ETA I just remembered another "fun fact" about that evening. On the way to this thrilling experience, we were pulled over and were "relieved" of our freshly purchased Mary Jane.
It's definitely not true, don't worry. The poop can be given through an NG tube (tube goes in your nose and directly into your stomach) or dried out in capsules you swallow.
Fit people are going to start selling their shit. The demand will exceed supply, so they will outsource to kids in third world countries. Ass cancer will spread from all the forced pooping. Might be what have the supplements people are using now, is made of.
Seakawn · 2 points · Posted at 23:31:26 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)*
plus I'm hungry for shiiit
Holy shit. I'm stunned right now. A random Marc M/sickanimation reference in the fucking wild?
I still watch his new videos to this day. It's mostly nostalgia now but at the same time god damn I love that man's sense of humor. I've only been fortunate enough to have no more than several close friends who I could expose him to.
I wish I could read his best lines all over Reddit at the same frequency I read Prequel memes.
"Overruled!"
"No, you're overruled, dude!"
"Your Honor, this is just... Your Honor!!"
"I wonder if he supports our troops... doesn't matter--still wouldn't fuck him. I wouldn't fuck a dude period."
"... Hey mom and dad, this is Karen, my new girlfriend I was talking about."
"Mmm, ooo... looks like you've done well for yourself, Hans, but I'm gonna have to test the goods myself."
"Oh, ha ha, you know your father, he's such a kidder!"
"I've never been more serious in my damn life."
Don't mind me, I just had to let that all out--and I even restrained myself. It's probably not good that I can quote way more from him...
edit: actually, the can of worms has been opened, no use denying it.
"So I just got back from the dentist. $200 dollars. $200 dollars, just to clean 'em. And I don't see the point... they're just gonna get dirty again next time I eat. And let's face it folks... yaa gootttaa eeeaatt."
"Heh... you guys really looking for a singer?"
"I bet you're thinking I can't play piano because I'm all old and stuff. Well back in college they used to call me Tucan Sam, because I could stack two coke cans on top of my dick. And I used to, I would get angry at the girls, I'd say, 'Bitch I'll put a fucking coke can up your pussy. I'll tittyfuck your asshole, little bitch.'"
My cat had that procedure when he was young. He had chronic diarrhea; it just dripped out of him constantly. The vet got a sample from a littermate. Unfortunately it didn't work, but he eventually grew out of it on his own!
I think it turned out that only MAYBE the poop transplant made her gain weight. From an article on ISDA:
"Importantly, the FMT was not the only possible cause of the woman’s weight gain. In addition to treatment for C. difficile, she had also been treated with several antibiotics for Helicobacter pylori infection. Other possible contributing factors in the woman’s weight gain include the resolution of her C. difficile infection, genetic factors, aging, and stress related to illness. However, as noted above, she had never been overweight before."
I don't think they've seen this effect replicated in anyone else, at least not that I've seen a clinical study for.
I've read a decent amount of poop research.
nyaleo · 1 points · Posted at 22:44:00 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
We get grossed out by broken down food matter, and the gasses from it. We act like we're above touching poop, even though it comes out of us every single day. We're definitely the weird ones.
What's really interesting is exactly where food becomes "gross" to us, specifically where saliva is involved.
It's in your mouth, you're swallowing it all day long, but spit in a clean glass of water and you're suddenly grossed out by the thought of drinking it.
Oh thank god, I just thought something was wrong with me but no one would tell me cus they thought it would be mean.
Seakawn · 1 points · Posted at 00:11:26 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I mean this is really conditional.
A yellow flag depends on how bad it smells, not just whether or not it smells bad in the first place. The worse your teeth/gums are, the more putrid smelling your saliva/breath will be, with or without brushing your teeth.
And that's just teeth/gum. I'm sure other factors could also play into bad breath/smelly saliva.
Maybe this has to do with how we define ourselfs and what "you" are. The saliva in our mouths are us, until it leaves us, then it becomes something else. By spitting in a glass of water and then drinking it you're basically expanding what you define as your body to something which lies outside of your body, and having/being a form with such loose contours is scary. We like being seperated from our surroundings, that is what we evolved to do.
Yes, but you can understand and rationalize that but also, logically, you're completely aware that there is nothing dangerous about drinking your own fresh spit from a glass of water. And yet you still think it's gross and are averse to the idea.
In 4th grade we were taking a test and it was super quiet in the classroom. I had to bust ass so badly and held it in a much as I could. It really hurt. Then I shifted a little in my seat and a little squeaked out like a whistle. Kids started laughing and I was so embrassed that I freaked out and my bung hole erupted gas so fierce on that wood and metal school desk that it sounded like the Brass section at the Met. The entire class bursted out in laughter and the teacher got very mad at me and wrote me up. I went home with a referral that said I was disrupting the class passing gas loudly. My parents thought I was a dirty little animal there told me to stop it and if you really had to pass wind to go to the bathroom. I was so humiliated that if I even felt the urge I would go to the bathroom just to fart for months. It's still a habit that I carry into my office job. If someone else is in there I fake piss and wash my hands endlessly until I can make fart from my butt in solitude.
This strategy for nutrition is highly uncommon and is not what is seen here in the case of the elephant. Rabbit guts select what is passed through, while holding back certain fibers to further ferment and synthesize proteins. This later becomes the cecotrope which is ingested again, delivering nutrients the rabbit could not find in its natural diet.
I have a rabbit who has longer fur (not a lion head or anything but still pretty fluffy) and who is also kind of a dufus. He not infrequently sits on his cecotropes and gets them stuck in his butt fur, which I lovingly have to trim out.
lilvipa · 1 points · Posted at 21:48:39 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Rabbits, Chinchillas etc., will literally die if they don't get there "midnight snacks" of cecotropes. Integral part of their diet. Source; Manage pet store.
No because you haven't evolved sufficient defenses against the likes of E Coli. Most microbes are benign but we have a natural aversion to poop for a reason.
They aren't reasoning anything - the ones that got curious/attracted to poop and ate some were more likely to survive and pass on their predilection for poop onto a new generation.
Multiply by a few million years and the beneficial option becomes clear.
Humans in my proximity have been known to drink their own urine in an attempt to not waste some <ahem> things that may have remained unprocessed the first pass through.
If many animals can do that, can humans do that? Can I eat your shit and gain your biome? Without getting sick? Is it better to eat the shit of someone who works out and eats Paleo? As opposed to say, the average World Of Warcraft player?
I thought rabbits did this because they have a hard time digesting most of what they eat
the_cc · 1 points · Posted at 02:09:49 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
My bunny lived to be 15 years old. The poor thing had arthritis so bad he couldn't reach down to eat his cecotropes. I had to give him a butt bath every other day because they would stick to his fur, and they smelled horrible. Owning pets can get weird sometimes.
I feel what you're neglecting to mention is that this often happens with ruminants that NEED to do this to actually fully digest their food completely.
An elephant unshat shit with it's nose,
I didn't quite know what to think.
But an elephant knows what an elephant knows,
And elephants piss in the sink.
I always try to imagine the grossest shit no one has ever done and try and google it. I've yet to not find such a video that doesn't exist somewhere... Thats more disturbing to me. This is the reason why aliens don't wanna visit us. 😂
While I will admit this is hilarious, and I lol'd at it for awhile, there could be a more scientific explanation as to what is going on. I'm thinking the shit eating elephant was previously sick or something, and treated with antibiotics. This killed it's internal microbiome digestive environment, and so it sensed this, and instinctively reached in there to grab some shit to eat to repopulate and strengthen its own digestion.
It's an awkwardly rewarding kind of wisdom through experience where the instant I saw the trunk approaching the ass I clicked away cause there was no reason I needed to see what was going to happen for a second time. You too now have that wisdom and experience.
Bslydem · 1 points · Posted at 23:24:46 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I've always used shitted as the past tense of shit.
Source: My High School English professor (who wrote the English textbook that we used Senior year), but she is by no means an absolute authority on this issue.
One of the world most sensitive gentle giants, who mourn their dead and recognize human faces, stick their noses up each other asses, scoop out the poop and eat it. Hopefully that doesn’t ruin the wonder of nature for any of y’all.
The young of elephants, giant pandas, koalas and hippos eat the feces of their mothers or other animals in the herd, in order to obtain the bacteria required to properly digest vegetation found in their ecosystems. When such animals are born, their intestines are sterile and do not contain these bacteria.
But what about 2 girls 1 cup? What about swap.avi? Maybe the humans that don’t eat poop are the true outliers, and in 500 years we will all be eating shit
Eating boogers has a benefit? Source? Also then how come only a minority of people do it if it actually serves an evolutionary purpose, or is it just a coincidence.
Lol, is this a joke? what in the world are you basing this on??
Ive never had many qualms about picking my nose, even as an adult, but I have literally never eaten a booger, not to mention I almost puked when I saw a woman do this on a bus once with a particularly large one (I’m literally on the verge of a gag right now just thinking about it).
Seriously, surely you’re joking and don’t actually think this...
Edit: lots of booger eaters in this thread thinking they are normal 😂
You won’t eat your boogers but you’re worried about the future of your rim jobs? Man, people are interesting.
I have no reason to eat boogers while rimjobs feel amazing... also, why should i be grossed out by a girls tongue in my ass?? is he mouth going to get my asshole dirty? Lol.
But yea I think its far more interesting that you would spend the time to search my post history
Yeah the real reason is because eating poop is normal for elephants. they don't digest very thoroughly so they eat it again. I've never seen one reaching in for it though.
I guess sometimes these patterns of behaviour carry on into adulthood. Adult male homo sapiens sapiens have been known to mimic the actions of babies in terms of attempting to feed from adult female mammory glands, and typically when not related and the female and she is not lactating. Instead, the behaviour has evolved into a sexual behaviour.
To be fair I've had two year old cats suckling on their mother when she had new kittens. And one cat, a long time ago, who developed a slightly hypertrophied nipple because he would suckle on himself. What I mean is, some animals will try to keep doing the stuff they did when when young, whenever the chance presents itself.
If I had to guess, this elephant was separated from it's mother very, very young. Our cat was rescued from the pound at 4 weeks of age and has a suckling habit with any fuzzy blanket because of this reason
It's likely a combination of stress and not being properly fed. I'm no expert on elephants (pachyologist?), but a lot of mammals exhibit coprophagia into juvenile and adulthood when stressed and/or malnourished.
It’s like when you’re waiting by the microwave watching the timer slowly count down, but you’re so hungry you just take your food about before it’s finished.
He’s there like “oh come on come on come onnnn - I’m fucking starving. Ah fuck it, that’ll do”
Not enough people are discussing this that I've seen where I'm at ITT. Eating it like Cheetos while holding it, while walking around, and at one point scratching his foot with his other foot. Amazing
See this sounds fine I can believe and see the benifit for doing this. However I think that particular elephant looks a little big to be eating shit still.
Unless maybe a new food was introduced to the enclosure which it hoped others had the bacteria for?
It could be an instinct for the elephant to "eat shit" when its ill. If its having gut issues, maybe eating the shit from a healthy elephant helps its own gut flora.
I know such an instinct exists for other mammals. I know that guinea pigs (I'm a guinea pig owner and self-professed expert) will eat the poops of their cage mates if they are having digestion issues, as the healthy bacteria will compliment its own unhealthy bacteria, and combat the issue. It's normal for a healthy guinea pig to eat its own poops (specifically a special type of poop that is high in nutrients) to recycle nutrients, but an unhealthy guinea pig will prefer to eat another healthy guinea pig's poops instead (again, only the special type of poop). It wouldn't surprise me it other mammals had similar behaviors.
Most rodents in general eat their own poop at least half of the time. I think rats eat it least of all rodents, but I've still seen my rats much on their poop once in a while. Rabbits also eat their poop a lot. I think for animals that tend to eat a lot of vegetables or exclusively vegetables, it's very common. Most of the poops are comprised of plant product anyways, so it's not as smelly and awful as poop from animals that eat all types of things like meat, which is notorious for making poop way more disgusting.
I'm not certain about other rodents (btw rabbits aren't technically rodents in case you didn't know). But with guinea pigs, they actually have 2 types of poops. The regular poops are firm, relatively dry, consistent pellet shapes; they don't eat these. The other type of poop is generally stored in a little "pouch" just inside their butt, and is softer, wetter, and irregularly shaped. It's normal to pretty much never see these poops lying around, since the guinea pigs essentially reach down and eat them straight from the source (gross, I know). If one guinea pig is sick, and wants to eat his partners poop, he will also eat it straight from the source (super gross).
What are you trying to saying about my 4am drunken taco bell poops?! Huh?! Huh?!?!
[deleted] · 6 points · Posted at 21:55:27 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
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1206549 · 3 points · Posted at 23:29:34 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
We already have fecal transplant for that. Healthy poop placed in capsules for you to swallow
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 00:20:36 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
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1206549 · 2 points · Posted at 00:27:29 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Swallow. The idea is the capsule transports the poop to where it needs to be without the trouble of pushing it through the other way
Capt_Am · 2 points · Posted at 23:14:53 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
So the question becomes, how does it know what shit is healthy? Does it just munch on shit and HOPEFULLY it's from a healthy mate?? Trial/error and shit eating doesn't sound like a good mix...
Not only is it serious, but we humans are doing something similar. We take the internal feces of someone with good gut bacteria and put them in someone with bad bacteria who has certain diseases to cure them.
What's funny is that those guys get paid like a hundred but the procedure is like 6k. I've thought about starting a business going around and directly shittying in peoples mouth for half the price the doctors charge.
PBSk · 2 points · Posted at 02:50:21 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
If you are, thank you for donating!
I have Crohn's Disease, and had to get one of those transplants and boy oh boy did it help with my gut health.
flloyd · 167 points · Posted at 21:14:59 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Also theorized why babies and children put so many things in their mouths, to get the good bacterias in the their body. Also theorized why modern over-sanitized environments created by over-zealous parents are causing so many allergies in children. Leave children alone and let them get dirty, not everything has to be sterile.
I always knew the neglectful parenting I experienced growing up has allowed me to now have an amazing immune system thanks to growing up surrounded by dirty floors and shit stained walls.
I used to play outside, A LOT, as a kid. Drinking stream water, all that jazz. Dysentery? HA, bitch please. This marks the 8th year in a row my immune system has told the flu to fuck off.
While i don't normally get sick, when i do get sick, i get sssiiiiiicccccckkkk. Like, Im dying dead to the world comatose in bed kind of sick. For about 16 hours, then im right as rain, all bright eyed and bushy tailed.
There has been a lot of research into viruses and environmental toxins triggering various autoimmune diseases. Like Epstein bar virus (mono) and Multiple Sclerosis. Guillian-Barre syndrome is also one.
"When Guillain-Barré is preceded by a viral or bacterial infection, it is possible that the virus has changed the nature of cells in the nervous system so that the immune system treats them as foreign cells. It is also possible that the virus makes the immune system itself less discriminating about what cells it recognizes as its own, allowing some of the immune cells, such as certain kinds of lymphocytes and macrophages, to attack the myelin."
https://www.ninds.nih.gov/Disorders/Patient-Caregiver-Education/Fact-Sheets/Guillain-Barré-Syndrome-Fact-Sheet#3139_2
"Inherent genetic susceptibility plays a major role in determining susceptibility to development autoimmune diseases; however, epidemiological and animal studies have clearly shown that infection is likely to be an additional environmental factor required for autoimmunity. There is a cadre of potential pathogens that may trigger autoimmunity."
I'm like you, except that when I do get sick it is both terrible and prolonged
socsa · 2 points · Posted at 00:47:59 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I mean, I had a pretty sterile childhood and I've never gotten the flu or allergies. I'm pretty sure this is just a wives tale and "cleanliness theory" in terms of immune system strength has been debunked.
Oh god, same here. I haven't been actually sick other than raucous food poisoning while traveling in Mexico since I was like 15 and I'm 33 now. Haven't ever once had the flu and I've been around it a ton.
modern over-sanitized environments created by over-zealous parents are causing so many allergies
At it's core, an allergy is the overreaction of the body to something. This is, in part right but the conclusion is a little lacking. Allergies aren't limited to emergence within children by far; there's many cases in which adults have developed allergies later in life whereas in childhood they had a complete lack of allergic reactions. It's more common in children because in a sense, their immune system is still "learning". As an adult, your immune system can create a response based on something it's previously encountered to a degree but as a child not only is your immune system more vulnerable in general but you don't really have a reference for anything.
The most "correct" way to explain what causes the body to develop allergic reactions is due to a complete lack thereof or an excessive amount of something. I wouldn't rely on any specific theories as to why allergic reactions occur; the amount of variability in how they develop makes it difficult to impossible to make any concrete conclusions.
I was that weird kid who hated anything dirty, to the point where I vividly remember my dad telling me to get over it and that I'll die if I don't use that bottle top I dropped on the ground. I stopped giving a fuck about the five second rule after that.
Keep it within reason though. Don't let a kid eat something that has potentialy really nasty pathogens or parasites. Eating cat poop is a good way to get schizophrenia.
theXald · 0 points · Posted at 22:07:47 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
[deleted] · 32 points · Posted at 21:15:49 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
It is also speculated that the reason women defecate when giving birth is to transfer bacteria to the infant.
Imunown · 68 points · Posted at 22:09:51 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Isn’t the reason because the ridiculously large human head has to cram it’s way through the pelvis, pushing a ton of organs, including the lower intestant into all sorts of contortions, forcing out any decal matter that may be there?
[deleted] · 0 points · Posted at 23:12:09 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
But we do it only with a procedure: it's no one's instinct to try to solve their own gut issues by eating someone else's shit.
Many animals seem to make no fuss about shit, but for humans it's one of the most disgusting things to imagine putting in your mouth. It's strange that the difference in behavior is that large, even though we have a medical procedure to do something similar.
Why are people making this argument? Nobody's telling anyone to go eat someone's shit. Obviously it's different from other animals..
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 23:57:46 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'm not making an argument: I'm just wondering what causes people to be so repulsed by it, while many animals don't have an issue with it, when the reasons for animals doing it and humans doing surgical fecal transplants are similar.
I'd assume it has something to do with the horrible smell
[deleted] · 0 points · Posted at 02:23:29 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's part of the question really: why does it horrify us so much, but many animals don't seem to mind one bit?
There are worse smells that we're more comfortable with touching too, like spoiled food liquid that might touch your skin when taking out the trash can or emptying the freezer. We still hate it, but aren't nearly as repulsed as if it would have been shit.
Anyway, I'm not making statement, just thinking out loud why it is so different. It's intriguing while gross :)
Because it's bodily fluids which can carry various diseases. Mainly the idea of someone else's bodily fluids because we don't know what disease they have. We are repulsed because we have a completely understanding of what at stake by eating shit
[deleted] · 0 points · Posted at 02:40:46 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
That wouldn't be true for animals? Wouldn't elephants or dogs transfer diseases that way too?
I've never heard of this for pandas, hippos, and elephants but I know the koala one is true. They eat their mothers feces to gain the gut flora required to break down the eucalyptus they eat.
Snotbob · 3 points · Posted at 22:08:23 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
IjsKind · 9 points · Posted at 21:15:54 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's true for koalas for sure. They kick their mama's butt as the poop is dribbling out. There's a huge epidemic of a certain std among koalas because of this behavior. I can't remember which one it is, herpes I think?
It's vital for Koalas to do this. The gut bacteria is how they digest eucalyptus leaves. Without it the leaves would be as deadly to them as they are to most other organisms.
That's the rational explanation, and I accept it. The irrational explanation is that this elephant is a bit freaky and likes the fresh taste of elephant turd first thing in the morning.
Well, the elephant doesn’t know shit about bacteria, so he could well be doing it just because he has the urge too. Alternatively it was taught to by the other elephants. Either way, it started with a freaky elephant who just wanted to eat another elephants shit after pulling it from their arse.
The young of elephants, giant pandas, koalas and hippos eat the feces of their mothers or other animals in the herd, in order to obtain the bacteria required to properly digest vegetation found in their ecosystems. When such animals are born, their intestines are sterile and do not contain these bacteria.
That's very informative, but I prefer "Hey...wtf man?".
On a similair note: Poop transfusion between humans has helped a lot of people with some bowel issues. By transplanting a 'healthy' turd the good bacteria come back again.
smitteh · 1 points · Posted at 22:40:00 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
hope i'm never on the turd transplant list...hey what about becoming a donor? can i sign up at the dmv?
It is, yes. Koala young actually purely live off the excrement of its mother. After it comes out. Homie here was going waaaay up in there rooting around for a snack. Funnier still, other dude was just totally nonchalant about it. Oh, it's just Chad being Chad.
j4_jjjj · 2 points · Posted at 21:06:40 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I knew about koalas (which is how they build immunity to eucalyptus as well), but not the others. TIL!
Thank you soooooo much for this! I was so grossed out watching this as I had never seen something similar before. Understanding the relevance of the action makes it far less gross for me and more interesting. Guess that's just how my nerdy mind works LOL!
I know that some animals, like dogs, will eat dung because there is enough undigested food in it to be worth an easy meal.
Also, I really wasn't surprised to see an elephant do this to his buddy just because I see those gifs and videos posted here about the zookeepers doing the exact same thing, sans the snack afterwards. So it doesn't seem far-fetched that Elephants would just do this to each other normally.
d-scott · 2 points · Posted at 21:47:23 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yeah they don't fish it out their mothers arse though
I've also heard that the dung of elephants and many other herbivores is largely undigested, which explains their need of those massive amounts of food compared to carnivores
Vaginas contain lactobacilli so vaginal birth gets some colonization on the gut, breast milk supports bacteria in the gut, and slowly but surely from not so clean objects and hands.
Fatburg · 1 points · Posted at 15:24:19 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
That makes sense. But why is that more efficient or effective than what other mammals do? Or why don't (or can't) other mammals do the same?
The gut microbiota in humans takes a long time to develop to the point an adult has. Until around 6 months old it's incredibly different than an adults and I think it's not until around the age of 2 or so that the microbiota of a child isn't drastically different from that of an adult.
I think a lot of the animals that have coprophagia have high fiber diets where it's easy for poop to contain nutrients that weren't absorbed the first time around. I'm guessing it's important for the young to get the full set of microbiota earlier because the microbiota play a huge role in breaking down food for these animals so without getting it before they begin to wean, they won't be able to get efficient nutrient absorption from their diet. Humans have a varied diet containing things that don't require the help of microbes to break down so when babies start to consume things other than milk they won't be severely lacking nutrients without a fully developed microbiome and there are few nutrients but many toxins in human poop is my guess.
Humans aren't as reliant on microbiota for attaining nutrients for food so it's ok for microbiota to develop slowly but some animals need a full microbiome faster and eating poop is a way to achieve that is my guess in summary.
Serious question, how do they know to do this? Surely they don’t have concept of bacteria and their insides
smitteh · 1 points · Posted at 22:46:53 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Why surely? We all share the same consciousness, we just experience it subjectively via different bags of meat and bones. Just because we can't speak to animals doesn't mean they aren't every bit as conscious as us. They know they have bodies and internal parts
I’m talking about reasoning behind eating the shit for health reasons. I don’t see reason or evidence to believe elephants have a justification for doing this.
Recent studies have shown that eating the shit of fit people can also make you fit. Likewise, eating the shit of unhealthy people can make you unhealthy too. It has to do with gut bacteria.
Yes! Eating faeces is called coprophagia. Frowned upon in the human world but common in animals. Also, this is a way the mother elephant can feed the baby. Their digestive system isn’t very efficient and only absorbs 44% of the nutrients, whereas we can absorb up to 90%!
The environment. However, to get a sufficient quantity of it requires external sources.
For example, the prevailing theory on the function of the appendix is to serve as a repository for 'good' bacteria in your system. If you catch a disease like Cholera, your digestive system THOROUGLY purges itself, which means you lose most of your essential bacteria too. This is bacteria you pick up easily from being around other humans, but picture a lone human on the plains, alone for half a year or more between human contact. This would be fatal, as they'd have no source to pick up that bacteria again... except their appendix.
Ennion · 0 points · Posted at 20:35:54 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Elephants are just big fermentation sacks. Younger ones need to get inoculated with the right germs to help them digest their food from older elephants. They don't have fancy three part stomachs like cows, so the right germs are really important.
Very much so. At the time Uganda had banned homosexuality, and I think they were either debating or had already decided to execute convicted gays. That's why the journalist who taped this was there documenting in the first place.
I don't think being gay is funny or something to look down on at all. My brother is actually gay and I love him to death. I'm sorry if my offended you that was not my intent at all.
dyld921 · 1 points · Posted at 03:06:51 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)*
To me the joke is making fun of straight people's insecurities in trying to reaffirm their sexuality whenever possible. Like those guys who say "it's not gay if I slap him in the butt, it's a locker room thing", taken to the extreme becomes "I kiss him on the mouth and do him from behind, but it's not gay because the balls don't touch"
Love the Daily Mail logo at the end.
Daily Mail: we feed you shit, you eat it.
jesst · 61 points · Posted at 21:50:05 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yea, their new(ish) thing is to share "viral" videos to try to get people to share shit from their page which gets them more facebook likes / traffic thereby making their shit show up in your news feed. The impressionable sheep on facebook then buy into their crap.
jesst · 6 points · Posted at 22:21:16 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
At least this isn't really driving traffic to their page. Which is great. I dont know how many people will go to their page from here, but at least this doesn't drive traffic to them. I do see their shit pop-up in various places on reddit and normally I call it out for crap. I think reddit is starting to understand that the daily mail is a pile of steaming racist dog shit.
It's not the Daily Mail who's to blame for it, though. Facebook designed it like that and recently made major changes to their algorithm that favors videos like this because people tag each other in them all day long.
Nah that videos of the queen eating shit out of the corgis arse. These are the only videos the daily mail show to subliminally re-enforce their readerships compulsion to swallow the shit they put out every week.
I'm really surprised how many people haven't seen this before. There was a pretty popular video years and years ago, back in the days of eBaum's World of exactly this. I mean, I know it's really old, but I thought it was popular enough then for people to know now that this happens.
hth6565 · 3 points · Posted at 22:43:11 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
"Oh, he is going to sniff the other elephant's butt, ha ha, animals are weird"
"Oh, he is going to poke around the outside other elephant's anus, weird and gross; yet funny."
"Ok, so his trunk is going to go just a bit into the anus of the other elephant, and then one of two things will happen, the other elephant will fart, and we will see a bubble go up the trunk like a Looney Tunes cartoon, or he will pull it out fast and run away like he smelled something horrible, can't be worse than that"
"Ok, wow, that trunk is really going deeo in there, but at least he isn't going to pull shit out"
"Shit"
"Well, he will probably fling it at the guy filming it, as that would be the height of comedy. No chance he eats it"
"Mother of fuck"
Basically, my stages of grief have been denial met with harsh reality.
[deleted] · 336 points · Posted at 21:17:47 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This fully encapsulates my inner monologue while watching this...
Shadax · 59 points · Posted at 22:50:09 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This was me. I fucking knew he was gonna eat goopy shit the moment I saw his face in proximity to the others ass. I just didn't want to believe my intuition.
Yeah I mean why would it let its buddy go a whole half trunk deep in its ass without any prior warning. I just kept thinking they must be really into it.
Wensdae · 8 points · Posted at 21:59:34 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
If anything I figured he was helping his constipated buddy.
Nope, turd burglar as someone else said.
This is pretty much a play by play of my thought process as well.
crudude · 4 points · Posted at 22:06:49 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Mine was more along the lines of:
Okay this is disgusting but hey maybe these elephants are smart and kind and the one elephant dude is helping the other elephant dude with constipation problems and their communication is so amazing to be able to figure this out and solve their problems..
Yeah that worked right until he/she started eating it
I kept expecting the one getting raided to kick the crap (ha!) out of the violator, like that zebra did in a video not too long ago (maybe it wasn't even a zebra, I can't remember, some big wildlife suddenly kicking another in the head)
Gprime5 · 296 points · Posted at 20:50:55 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Honestly I'm impressed by the dexterity of the trunk. Being able to cradle the poop in the middle of the trunk while taking bits off with the end of the trunk.
I once heard that an elephant's trunk has about 100,000 muscles in it. Even if that's apocryphal, the only thing in the animal world that even comes close to that level of complexity and dexterity is the human hand. It is fascinating, albeit disgusting and hilarious.
I thought that too. Holding a bit in the crook and breaking off bite sized bits to pop in its mouth. If it was actual food instead of shit it would've been better though.
I was sick of it after day 2, I didn't understand why it was so funny. I felt like I was surrounded by a bunch of middle schoolers when ever I was on reddit
[deleted] · 14 points · Posted at 21:22:05 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)*
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lv0r · 0 points · Posted at 22:02:43 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Zoologist here! What youre seeing in this gif is an adolescent asiatic elephant reaching its prehensile trunk waaay into the butthole of another member of its herd, likely a parent, in order to get the best, freshest feces which the smaller elephants in the herd cant reach. This is a sure sign that elephants are not nearly as intelligent as some might get you believe.
Basically, does the username corroborate their statement. If the username read "I_own_a_zoo" the user name would check out. Here it is basically "I smoke lotsa pot" so one would not assume they know zoo facts based on the username.
sxlor · 4 points · Posted at 00:32:47 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Surprisingly, neither "i_own_a_zoo" nor "ismokelotsapot" are claimed usernames.
For instance if I lamented the fact I'll never find a mate for the salmon run, and even if I did I'd just get eaten by a bear on the way anyway, then my username would check out :'(
Alright im no zoologist but i did stay at a holiday inn express one time, i think
[deleted] · 7 points · Posted at 21:44:41 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Idk, an animal realizing that it needs to dig into a parents butthole to eat their shit and get necessary nutrients... Doesn't really seem that unintelligent.
This is the most WTF post I've ever seen. It was already deep in WTF territory before it pulled out the nosefull of shit. When it started eating my jaw literally dropped.
This is definitely unusual behavior! But one of our Explorers and an elephant expert says that since this took place in a zoo, it was likely brought about by boredom in captivity and an impoverished diet.
No shit, Brady threw for over 500 yards and no interceptions. I'd hardly say he got destroyed. Hell he finished with a better QB rating than Foles (106 -115).
Tensuke · 1 points · Posted at 02:05:52 on February 13, 2018 · (Permalink)
Eh other than this being the Super Bowl, I'd say his greatest game was against the Raiders in 2013 where he threw for over 400 yds, 7 TDs, and 0 INTs, with a perfect rating.
I'm sure it's one of thousands out there. I guess it's what happens when you lower the cost of entry to recording and posting videos. If cameras cost $4k minimum and $100/month minimum to host, I'm sure we would see much less cancer.
I complain about WTF because it usually sucks. This one was fun. That elephant just kept eating poop nuggets many times after I said, "stop, don't eat that." what the fuck, elephant. Gross. Ew.
[deleted] · 9 points · Posted at 20:56:45 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Armchair biologist here- I suspect they do it to periodically re-innoculate themselves with the bacteria needed to break down their cellulose-heavy diets. Lest they become constipated & require human assistance, as seen HERE
jlobes · 9 points · Posted at 20:51:01 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
What is it with sports fans getting super hyped that their team won a championship and eating literal shit. First the Cavs fan, now the Eagles guy, is this a thing that I just wasn't aware of until recently?
I................. I don’t understand. Why would the elephant do that and more importantly. Why was the other one ok with getting a trunk shoved up its ass????
This is fairly normal behavior in elephants. Especially in their young. Baby elephants learn to eat the feces of their elders to obtain vital bacteria that aid in digestion. Source: an elephant
" Elephants are exceptionally smart creatures. They have the largest brain of any land animal, and three times as many neurons as humans. While many of these neurons exist to control the elephant's large and dexterous body, these creatures have demonstrated their impressive mental capabilities time and time again. "
[deleted] · 5 points · Posted at 22:14:04 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Elephants really are the most amazing and intelligent animals. This is something I thought only people could do. It's a shame they're all being hunted to extinction.
Servo35 · 2 points · Posted at 21:26:02 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
That's so shocking and impressive, I'm not even upset. How the hell did that elephant figure out you can dig into another elephant's ass to eat the shit inside it?
The weirdest part to me is the other elephant's complete lack of reaction to having half a trunk suddenly shoved up its ass. You'd think that would be at least mildly uncomfortable.
RTQMARK · 2 points · Posted at 21:46:45 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)*
Ohhhhhhh I've seen this years ago at the local zoo and forgot about it until now...
Precious memories...
I've seen documentaries afterwards, but regarding gorillas, where they are their own fresh feces. Seem like they don't in cold weather as it's the only way to get a warm "meal", since their diet is essentially vegetarian the feces are just undigested fibre anyway.
Wonder if it's a similar situation with the elephants...
Well, that just destroyed the massive amount of respect that I, until 30 seconds ago, held for elephants, as noble, intelligent, and emotionally complex creatures.
On the other hand, lots of r/wtf involves humans doing similarly disgusting things, so.... I gotta think about this for a bit.
Kywammy · 2 points · Posted at 23:19:33 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Not really super grossed out. I'm more impressed with the dexterity on display. To hold the turds with its trunk while delicately placing bite sized turds in its mouth.
The most extreme thing I saw when I went to an Elephant conservatory a couple of years back was a mom elephant giving another mom elephant a wet willie (I have pictures, cuz it was that hilarious to see).
I think they do this to reintroduce certain bacteria into their digestive tract that they loss through one way or another. They take healthy poop and eat it to make their gut work right again.
"wow where the fuck is this video"
In the end of the video i realised they were speaking the same language as me.
I play it back and realize that is actually my city's zoo. "godammit..."
Question: how can I view the nsfw v.redd.it posts. They appear to be blocked for some unknown reason and the button that usually comes up to view nsfw images doesn't appear on the image.
Lots of animals eat their own dung/the dung of others in the herd. Especially some younger animals, they're not born with the needed bacteria in their intestines, this grows later. They need the dung from others in the herd/their mums to help. Also they don't process all the nutrients in one pass-through, so that dung is actually still good as food.
I posted this video many years ago on a site called ebaumsworld.com and it was the first and only time I've been on ebaumsworld.com front page. I just thought I would let you all know.
I saw an elephant do this at the zoo when I was a kid. I've always wondered if I might have mis-remembered or dreamt it or something. So relieved to find out my whole life isn't a lie. Easier than foraging I guess.
I like to think that I'm pretty resilient to things on the internet that will disturb me. This however, caused a very real, very verbal display of discomfort watching me. Good god.
Great metaphor for employers' mandatory drug-testing.
Lereas · 1 points · Posted at 21:10:04 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is so surreal. I mean...you don't normally think too much about elephants, but like...the dexterity of him cradling that shit and then eating it bit by bit with his goddamn nose...
It seems like some kind of weird gross out CG made up animal.
Edit: This is the species that visits their graveyards and cry if one of their own dies and actually start calling and searching their dead loved ones if they hear their voice being played!
This is the equivalent of a person peeing into the pool. Many people pee in pools, and some animals eat shit; some people pee into pools, and a few animals eat unshit.
Fun fact: Wild animals in captivity often go insane from it.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 22:08:09 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Must be an eagles fan.
Edit: TIL i'm unoriginal.
Kitnado · 1 points · Posted at 22:08:15 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I did not expect seeing that today
Solfrig · 1 points · Posted at 22:08:17 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Bear Grylls once told me that elephant dung has enough nutrients to survive because they don't digest very well, so it's basically still fresh food. Apparently elephants took his advice.
I'm pretty late to the party, but it has been recorded that elephants take poo out of each others bums to show affection. I would find a link but I feel into coursework.
tejmin · 1 points · Posted at 22:09:15 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
1, Lemme just reach up into ya asshole and get a poop. Like, way far up into ya asshole.
I don't know if any of y'all have heard of fecal transplant, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal_microbiota_transplant, but it really wouldn't surprise me to find out nature makes this happen. Hard to imagine at first, but if you think about it kinda makes sense.
thorb · 1 points · Posted at 22:12:48 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Bit sad really. Probably got some form of mental illness from being kept in captivity.
I remember going to London Zoo when I was a kid in the 80s and all the elephants were doing that Romanian orphan head rocking shit! It was horrible to watch. I don't think they have elephants there anymore.
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 22:19:21 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Not necessarily 'natural' but it does occur.
The elephants digestive system is pretty poor at extracting nutrients from the grasses they eat. A lot of undigested grass passes throu the gut to be expelled as dung.
Elephants (and other animals) are known to eat their own dung to re-digest unprocessed food.
-David Simpson (whoever that is)
ffftttt · 1 points · Posted at 22:13:35 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This elephant seems excited that the Eagles won the Super Bowl.
Found this on the front page and... Wtf ? that's disgusting... this probably happened because they didn't feed them well enough, better start setting animals free if your Zoo is on budget
Until today, I think I was willing to consider them sapient in the ways that humans are such.
Now, I do not know whether to classify them as the dumbest and most vulgar of animals... or to chalk this up as the unlucky occurrence of having seen the 2girls1cup equivalent for elephants.
Zelk · 1 points · Posted at 22:33:39 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Can someone explain what's going on here?
Shooting from the hip, a lot of herbivores basically don't really process their food as much as carnivores and will often consume one anothers feces for gut health. Fouls will do this immediately after birth consuming their mothers feces and build up their own biom, I know elephants are pretty smart but... yeah my stomach feels better when I eat someone else's poop better smart?
Really needs to be known that our waste can be extremely acidic in comparison. As poop transplants become a thing to balance one anothers digestive abilities, doing it oraly may not be wise due to the different chambers we have right?
Not sure if elephant has kink or just hungry because elephants are awake 23 hours out of the day eating due to their metabolism and they just don't have food 😯
It IS horribly disgusting, but that grin on his face had me cracking up the entire time. It’s a mix between stupid and smug. Almost as if he was thinking, “heh, I bet you guys wish you had thought of this first” NUM NUM NUM NUM.
Can we all just take a minute to appreciate how versatile an elephant's trunk is. It can be used to shove up your mates arse, and pull shit out of it. It can also be used to hold a pile of shit and feed yourself at the same time. What a magnificent creature!
Wake up, open reddit.
See nsfw link, see it's ellies.
"Can't be that bad, probably a bit of sexy time..." clicks on link.
I wish I didn't click on link.
You know... I am always impressed by the elephants intelligence. But when I see this, I can't help but wonder if it's instinct or this is the weird one of the group.
dittbub · 1 points · Posted at 23:49:56 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
In some species, this is indicative of severe mineral deficiency and malnutrition. I really hope that isn’t the case here, since I’ve always been a huge advocate for captive elephant programs.
Anybody know if this behavior is due to captivity? This neurotic shit has to be due to the confines of the space, or do they do this in the wild as well?
8last · 1 points · Posted at 00:06:44 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Majestic creature.
maddxav · 1 points · Posted at 00:06:59 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's not like they have anything else to eat in there! Where is their actual food?
Arayder · 1 points · Posted at 00:29:53 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Holy fuck I’m finding this so god damn funny. He just shoves his trunk as far up into that asshole as it can go and just so casually eats it like it’s no big deal. Good show.
Cravit8 · 1 points · Posted at 00:30:10 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Fudgeroni I have had NSFW off this hole time, this is what I’m missing out in?!
I have stabilized the video for you: https://openload.co/embed/Zitemomnw3Q (this link works, it's just not clickable. Copy&paste it into your adress bar)
It took 47 seconds to process and 128 seconds to upload.
Wow, first vid on reddit i had to close and not finish because i was grossed out. Usually i watch to be grossed out, but not this one. He looked like he was enjoying it a bitttt too much
Can someone explain to me if there is a valid reason for that behavior? And also if that is like a „normal“ elephant thing, or if that is just a very „special“ individual?
This is the two girls one cup of the elephant world.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 01:39:03 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Does anyone know why elephants do this? I suspect incorrect diet or lack of nutrients in what the zoo is feeding them. Monkeys on pellet type food have also been known to do stuff like this.
dre10g · 1 points · Posted at 01:39:52 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I can't wait until this becomes the new gluten free or farm to market or whole 30. Somewhere someone is on the cusp of eating shit if you say it's probiotic
Joon01 · 1 points · Posted at 03:48:49 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
You think the elephant getting his plumbing cleaned out told Mario there that he had something in the pipe? Like, was he hooking a brother up? Or was Mario just reaching in there and checking around? Is there any kind of butt-plumbing hierarchy? Do you need a certain station or is it just a free-for-all on trunk spelunking?
ccheath · 1 points · Posted at 03:50:31 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Philadelphia zoo? #flyeaglesfly
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 03:51:20 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
So , on my mobile for like 2 months all these nsfw pics show as the censor pixels only
Horror movie: elephant breaks out of zoo, starts looking for new sources of unshat shit, pets start being found dead, ppl think its some human garbage/serial killer in training, ppl are now keeping pets inside, elephant hungers for poop, starts targetting ppl walking home, then homes, leaves tell tale footprints, they need an elephant hunter. Clint Eastwood enters frame. Takes tracker with him from africa, its Martin Ssempa. Martin wants him dead because he eat da poo poo
Seeing this in the wild would make me think "ha ha, that's crazy!". But seeing it in a zoo is more like "captivity has driven these elephants insane. That's so fucked up".
Honest to god, I just opened Reddit, this was THE first thing I opened at the top of my home page.
What the actual fuck.
I click and I think Im done for the day
Or drink it... there is this coffee bean that some animal eats, shirts out and humans pick it up and make coffee out of
baunce · -1 points · Posted at 03:36:21 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I find this so sad. I couldn't see a wild elephant doing this: only man could make an animal behave this way. Held captive and bored out of its wits, no doubt.
The elephants digestive system is pretty poor at extracting nutrients from the grasses they eat. A lot of undigested grass passes through the gut to be expelled as dung. Elephants (and other animals) are known to eat their own dung to re-digest unprocessed food. The young elephants also do this, because their intestinal tract hasn't got all the right bacteria it needs yet to process food.
Just curiosity...
How is this a screenshot? It's a video not a picture of a picture...
And how is this gore? Gore means brutal stuff with blood, bones and internal organs o.o
This is actually something that also humans should do. I do this everyevery other day with my wife and I assure you it always feels like the first time.
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mishaco · 8281 points · Posted at 20:07:41 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
turd burglars!
be4u4get · 1211 points · Posted at 20:52:19 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
That elephants name....Turd Ferguson
TurdFurgis0n · 584 points · Posted at 21:17:11 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Don't you put that evil on me.
DerelictBombersnatch · 63 points · Posted at 21:30:44 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Obligatory /r/beetlejuicing
roboninja · 22 points · Posted at 22:00:32 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
More like /r/bettleju1cing
cschattall · -10 points · Posted at 22:42:36 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Better yet /r/battlejewsong
[deleted] · 21 points · Posted at 22:22:37 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)*
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[deleted] · 8 points · Posted at 23:26:47 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
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Lithobreaking · 6 points · Posted at 23:32:00 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Why is that impressive everyone can do that
[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 23:33:33 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
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Lithobreaking · 6 points · Posted at 23:38:36 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'm on mobile as well. If you're not in the browser then I don't know how to see their age, but on /.compact I can.
gelena169 · 3 points · Posted at 02:36:48 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Open profile. View profile. I'm on mobile and will be back with your Reddit age in 5 seconds.
Edit: October 2016
Rockonfoo · 1 points · Posted at 02:06:36 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Thank you! I love this sub but forgot the name when I accidentally unsubbed and was too lazy to look
[deleted] · 10 points · Posted at 23:27:20 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
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RedFyl · 1 points · Posted at 01:14:25 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
You gonna deglaze that f-king pan? I'd deglaze the f-k out of that pan.
flubberFuck · 6 points · Posted at 21:35:04 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Bro its spelled different. You got lucky this time.....this time....
Lithobreaking · 4 points · Posted at 23:30:01 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
jusht like yoh muthah did lasht night!
brando56894 · 1 points · Posted at 12:15:29 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
r/shubreddit
Jumbobie · 3 points · Posted at 22:43:49 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Username checks out.
floatingcruton · 1 points · Posted at 23:34:03 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Username checks out
woodukindly_bruh · 52 points · Posted at 21:27:43 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's a big hat. It's funny.
hotdogsandbeer · 11 points · Posted at 02:52:08 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
You know, because it's ahem bigger than a normal hat.
steamedhams82 · 3 points · Posted at 04:56:54 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's funny 'cause it's uh, bigger than a normal hat
dodge-and-burn · 5 points · Posted at 21:05:33 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Lol what is that actually from? A podcast used to play it randomly through their set.
[deleted] · 24 points · Posted at 21:07:20 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Celebrity Jeopardy from SNL. If you've never seen it, go treat yourself to some old episodes.
ChefBoyAreWeFucked · 7 points · Posted at 22:20:44 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'll take bon ape tit for 100, Trebek.
SouthTippBass · 10 points · Posted at 21:09:30 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Enjoy!
jimitonic · -4 points · Posted at 21:10:12 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)*
SNL Celebrity Jeopardy Sketch with Darrel Hammond as Sean Connery and Will Ferrell as Alex Trebek. Connery signed his name as Turd Ferguson.
octopooses · 15 points · Posted at 21:16:51 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
It was Norm MacDonald playing Burt Reynolds who changed his name to Turd Ferguson.
jimitonic · 5 points · Posted at 21:19:49 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Oh shit, my bad! I completely mixed that up.
rksky · 5 points · Posted at 21:22:53 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Funny hat
grumpenprole · 8 points · Posted at 22:30:56 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Sure it is. It's funny 'cause it's, ah... bigger than a regular hat. Hnaha.
rksky · 2 points · Posted at 00:17:55 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Im just laughing. Norm was fantastic on SNL.
ThisNameIsFree · 1 points · Posted at 14:48:04 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
The great Norm Macdonald. I can and do spend hours watching clips of how talk show stories. Highly recommend
KalashnikovKid · -1 points · Posted at 23:47:32 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
And wasn't it MAD tv rather than SNL?
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 21:43:46 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
It’s a funny name.
Puseamonger · 2 points · Posted at 22:12:23 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's funny!
coolkid1717 · 2 points · Posted at 23:11:08 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
He he. It's a funny name.
Turd_Ferguson_Lives · 2 points · Posted at 03:18:55 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
You rang?
TurdzFerguson · 1 points · Posted at 03:09:03 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Sup my man
operian · 1 points · Posted at 06:16:00 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
You can see the shit-eating grin.
KerryWood34 · 1 points · Posted at 07:56:50 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yeah, that's not my name.
Saskyle · 1 points · Posted at 09:41:24 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yeah I'll take Ape Tit for $5000
Kaiser_Kuliwagen · 1 points · Posted at 10:58:21 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Wicked shaart.
arganost · 1 points · Posted at 06:27:58 on February 11, 2018 · (Permalink)
Trebek: Burt Reynolds!
Reynolds: Ah...that's not my name.
Trebek: ... Turd Ferguson.
Reynolds: Yeah, what do you want.
Trebek: You rang in.
Reynolds: No I didn't.
mikechr · 0 points · Posted at 23:39:28 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yea Turd Ferguson. He's.... special.
nobrayn · 0 points · Posted at 03:15:54 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Shat Masterson?
Ungodlydemon · 100 points · Posted at 21:05:10 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
That elephant's turds have been burgled.
Tebeku · 12 points · Posted at 21:58:22 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
We're here to burgle your turds!
R4N63R · 1 points · Posted at 08:04:28 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
They've been burglarized!
Shedodgedabullet · 29 points · Posted at 21:20:05 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Turd burgers
Gyossaits · 2 points · Posted at 23:30:05 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
You tried.
KilboxNoUltra · 0 points · Posted at 23:17:26 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yes, that's what the pun is on, thank you
perimason · 5 points · Posted at 21:53:11 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
That elephant definitely eats ass.
WHYdidyouSHOOT · 5 points · Posted at 00:40:24 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
So this is what that person was talking about
purplepug22 · 5 points · Posted at 21:49:15 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
"I'm here to burgle your turds!"
Tebeku · 6 points · Posted at 21:58:48 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
And that's a rock fact!
pyro_pugilist · 3 points · Posted at 23:40:47 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This Elephant is clearly from Philadelphia!
mad_science · 5 points · Posted at 21:11:26 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Robblerobble
NathaNRiveraMelo · 2 points · Posted at 22:15:59 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Do I smell a new sitcom brewing...?
Keemoscopter · 2 points · Posted at 23:39:11 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Dammit, no one commenting knew you were naming a beavis and butthead reference
KaySquay · 2 points · Posted at 01:12:14 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I called him that once but it was true. I saw him take one that wasn't his
Chuchoter · 1 points · Posted at 21:38:00 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Turglars.
DirtyAlabama · 1 points · Posted at 22:16:51 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This isn’t relevant to the post but your comment reminded me that I used to have an avatar/gif thing on AIM that said turd burglar; it was a little cartoon dude stealing someone’s turds while they were sitting on the toilet. Good times.
mishaco · 3 points · Posted at 22:52:30 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
like this: https://thumbs.gfycat.com/RadiantDishonestEel-max-1mb.gif ?
spaceklods · 1 points · Posted at 22:22:05 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
hamturdler
the_awesome_mustache · 1 points · Posted at 23:17:58 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
You deserve all the gold
fracta1 · 1 points · Posted at 23:32:41 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Everytime I clean out a litter box!
Yensooo · 1 points · Posted at 00:03:09 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Just look at that shit-eating grin!
forwormsbravepercy · 1 points · Posted at 00:40:01 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Now there's an expression I haven't heard in a very long time:
iminatub · 1 points · Posted at 00:47:43 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
My new favorite phrase.
freethereal · 1 points · Posted at 02:12:23 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
That is strange
FURBURGERLER · 1 points · Posted at 02:17:38 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Not all Burglers eat shit...
ChallengerReproaches · 1 points · Posted at 02:36:35 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
And r/wtf goes back to its roots
MrGoodkat87 · 1 points · Posted at 02:39:55 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
We're here to burgle your turds!
JOEYisROCKhard · 1 points · Posted at 03:39:08 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
A real brown noser.
iaintnocog · 1 points · Posted at 03:52:46 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Turd burgers
GLAallday · 1 points · Posted at 04:14:56 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Turd burgling bird hurdling fur gurglers
saltyfood · 1 points · Posted at 04:18:50 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Last man on earth reference?
TaylorBursch · 1 points · Posted at 05:05:47 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yeah stealing shit that's not theirs.
gerrioch1 · 1 points · Posted at 06:46:24 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Second harvest. Maybe he thought there were Hershey kisses in there.
Berd_Turgler · 1 points · Posted at 07:11:47 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Oh, so close!
turdburglar_ · 1 points · Posted at 09:50:21 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hello there
poopmaster747 · 1 points · Posted at 10:14:44 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Never knew elephants could be booty burglars
sanriver12 · 1 points · Posted at 20:33:30 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
turd stealing whores!
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 20:25:54 on February 11, 2018 · (Permalink)
A Philadelphia Eagles fan?
Adamant94 · 1 points · Posted at 13:41:42 on February 13, 2018 · (Permalink)
Poop pilferer!
tacotino · 1 points · Posted at 02:01:58 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
He nose punched his fart bucket
TheLikiJar · -1 points · Posted at 21:05:02 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
You deserve 1 million up votes
Chuseauniqueusername · 0 points · Posted at 00:36:52 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
asperger's*
MeanYeenBean · 18656 points · Posted at 20:32:49 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
That trunk sure did slip in easily, something tells me this isn't Babar's first rodeo.
Lamontyy · 3964 points · Posted at 21:44:14 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
dude and not even a flinch, that trunk is huge!
3600MilesAway · 1066 points · Posted at 21:59:20 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
You could probably fit your head in there.
wtfdysamylbiwhyk · 1639 points · Posted at 22:10:42 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'm just going to leave this here.
Loyent · 393 points · Posted at 22:13:00 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
hmmm
Jake_the_Snake88 · 207 points · Posted at 22:38:34 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
r/hmmm
CaptainDogeSparrow · 32 points · Posted at 23:05:07 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Here is a pic of the insides of an elephant. NSFW of course.
NevideblaJu4n · 11 points · Posted at 00:00:26 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
This may sound so newbie... But i don't get it
SaltyBrotatoChip · 17 points · Posted at 00:14:02 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
There's nothing to really get.
It's just a Reddit pic version of a rickroll. It's a pic of Peyton Manning during practice and I think it became a meme somehow on r/nfl. It has spread to the whole site now.
NevideblaJu4n · 5 points · Posted at 02:16:51 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Oh aight
chettybang209 · 36 points · Posted at 23:08:24 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I knew what it was and I still clicked it and I'm still disappointed.
LurkLurkleton · 2 points · Posted at 23:54:29 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Surpassingly accurate
accountnumber6174 · 1 points · Posted at 03:32:01 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
When will this shit stop???
MrMFPuddles · 1 points · Posted at 08:29:03 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I figured as much.
esev12345678 · 0 points · Posted at 00:44:49 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
/r/wtf
acrowsmurder · 7 points · Posted at 22:57:59 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnHi3N_dtnU
Exospacefart · 3 points · Posted at 23:23:34 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Worth watching
dontgive_afuck · 3 points · Posted at 23:33:35 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
mmmm
mil_phickelson · 5 points · Posted at 22:35:32 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
hmmm
4609203 · 785 points · Posted at 22:42:07 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DJPKlpsXUAARqmc.jpg
[deleted] · 459 points · Posted at 23:13:05 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
oh god her face is touching it.. you damn well know she had a picture taken of giving it a kiss.
4609203 · 618 points · Posted at 23:47:37 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
"a kiss"
viperex · 230 points · Posted at 00:26:44 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'm kinda disappointed
MisterDonkey · 18 points · Posted at 01:07:05 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'm very disappointed.
Emerald_Triangle · 12 points · Posted at 02:56:13 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/9aSWr1o.gifv
h3lblad3 · 6 points · Posted at 04:03:51 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure they'd get in trouble for that one, what with /r/sexwithhorses being banned and all.
[deleted] · 4 points · Posted at 05:37:42 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Is that because Mr Hands died?
xviila · 1 points · Posted at 16:47:01 on February 12, 2018 · (Permalink)
"This subreddit was banned due to a violation of our content policy, specifically, the proliferation of violent content."
Yeah, that makes sens... wait, what?
h3lblad3 · 1 points · Posted at 17:46:54 on February 12, 2018 · (Permalink)
It and /r/sexwithdogs (and probably other sites redditors like to shock one another with) were banned when they banned a bunch of right-wing subs for violent behavior awhile back.
My guess is either it got that excuse because it was just copy-pasted with each ban, or they finally got around to deeming bestiality to be a non-consensual act of violence toward an animal after years of ignoring those kinds of subs.
Sk8tr_Boi · 21 points · Posted at 01:37:34 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Sigh....unzips.
Why_is_this_so · 9 points · Posted at 01:58:07 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
You and I both. We've been on Reddit too long.
maddxav · 21 points · Posted at 00:04:02 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Risky click of the day.
RiskyClickerBot · 48 points · Posted at 00:04:15 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
RiskyClickerBot v2 | Summon me! | Source Code | How it works | Made by /u/PigsDogsAndSheep!
SiilverDruid · 14 points · Posted at 01:50:18 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Good bot.
Neil_sm · 9 points · Posted at 01:50:39 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Good bot!
roarkish · 1 points · Posted at 10:23:27 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Really?
After you saw the one where she has her face on a half-chubbed elephant cock?
maddxav · 1 points · Posted at 13:22:09 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yeah, it can get worse than that.
Laeif · 10 points · Posted at 00:06:39 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
oh thank god
mark0541 · 4 points · Posted at 00:59:42 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Lmao thx man
leoinca · 2 points · Posted at 02:19:22 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Dangerous click of the day.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 08:28:27 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
The real emotional support hampster.
tool_of_justice · 17 points · Posted at 23:38:43 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Its not going to suck itself up.
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 01:20:09 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Not with that attitude
-FoeHammer · 10 points · Posted at 01:48:25 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
To be fair, it's a lot less disgusting looking than most mammal dicks. At least it's not a squishy red wormy thing.
Still weird as fuck though.
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 01:53:03 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
ya i get the humor in it but i wouldnt touch it lol
-FoeHammer · 1 points · Posted at 01:58:21 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'd be afraid the elephant might like it and get carried away...
Who_Decided · 3 points · Posted at 02:16:11 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
She was ready to risk it all. And by it all I mean her bodily continuity as that thing tore her apart and the elephant stamped impatiently at the minor inconvenience.
MadIzzy · -2 points · Posted at 02:16:24 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Her mouth is pretty much touching it based on the way it's open and so close in the pic. It's making me shudder. Hopefully alcohol was involved and she doesn't remember how close her mouth was to an elephant cock. Other than this pic, of course.
ThirstyWombat · 101 points · Posted at 03:16:41 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://media.giphy.com/media/l3diTrt8Xbjs4j02s/giphy.gif
Akaky_Akakievich · 30 points · Posted at 05:53:55 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/D4h7cXz.png
Unnormally2 · 11 points · Posted at 03:30:45 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Enhance!
herpesyphigonolaids · 2 points · Posted at 07:48:12 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Has technology gone too far?!
[deleted] · 194 points · Posted at 22:51:01 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Truly /r/wtf material
But seriously... wtf?
white_android · 102 points · Posted at 23:49:21 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
r/tinder material. Matter of fact...
soy__juan · 3 points · Posted at 01:33:41 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
more like r/grinder
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 01:54:23 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
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Who_Decided · 9 points · Posted at 02:17:47 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I don't think I see as many dildos the size of banisters in mansions in solo masturbation videos posted by women. Meanwhile, there's some sort of weird reverse dick measuring contest in the gay community of porn creators where they try and see how many cubic meters of rubber matter they can fit inside of their anuses before it kills them.
exikon · 3 points · Posted at 09:38:16 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
You have a way with words...
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 04:10:51 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
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Who_Decided · 2 points · Posted at 12:45:50 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Gaping? Relatively standard. Also weird.
[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 01:25:21 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I’m happily married and so have never used the app....
But omg that sub is fucked. Thanks for assuring me of how much of a normie I am.
/r/jesuschristreddit
white_android · 7 points · Posted at 01:43:02 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'm not even married and I've never tried it.
The sub is pretty funny to me though, but I subscribe to this sub too so apparently I like shit that makes me say wtf.
PM_Trophies · 2 points · Posted at 07:30:35 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
/r/tinder is so tame.
Thunderbridge · 1 points · Posted at 09:34:59 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I just had the biggest freakin deja vu. I'm 90% sure I've read your exact comment about a month or 2 ago, even this whole chain. I need to go sit down for a bit
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 10:41:39 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
It’s possible.
Probable? Maybe not so much.
I am so willing to be proved wrong though.
If you figure this out, it’s bound to be /r/bestof material.
Go do your homework. Make sure to show your work 😘
[deleted] · 34 points · Posted at 00:48:22 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)*
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stankypants · 40 points · Posted at 01:22:06 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
What the fuck just happened to my suggested videos...
Manginaz · 11 points · Posted at 01:53:00 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hakuna Matada
[deleted] · 8 points · Posted at 01:29:05 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Simple answer here.
You’re fucked.
By elephants.
igorcl · 10 points · Posted at 02:10:35 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)*
I know that's not even close to the top weirds and disturbing things filmed, but I think I'm done. I will leave this bus on the next stop
[deleted] · 8 points · Posted at 03:14:26 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)*
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TheNoseKnight · 2 points · Posted at 05:31:04 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Aaah, I see you have much to learn about the internet, young one.
accountnumber6174 · 5 points · Posted at 03:31:08 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Lol... what is this from...? and is that Sacha Bohen?
sauron2403 · 4 points · Posted at 09:10:06 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yes it is,Brothers Grimsby, I watched it in the cinema.
Lola_got_a_Lazerface · 2 points · Posted at 04:49:14 on February 10, 2018 · (Permalink)
i watched on a phone
rnykal · 1 points · Posted at 19:31:25 on February 14, 2018 · (Permalink)
is it any good? I looked it up and it got bad reviews, but that was fucking absurd lol, if the whole movie is that absurd it could be alright imo
sauron2403 · 2 points · Posted at 21:34:49 on February 14, 2018 · (Permalink)
its like a 6.5/10
HiHoJufro · 3 points · Posted at 04:38:01 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Is this the Brothers Grimsby vid?
Trollimperator · 2 points · Posted at 14:37:44 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
jesus i feel uncomfortable now
Varg_Burzum_666 · 10 points · Posted at 00:17:02 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
That elephant has quite the bicep.
hated_in_the_nation · 20 points · Posted at 23:18:48 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)*
Instant swipe right for me lol
The rest of the elephant looks like it could be fake. I'm going to tell myself that is the case because man, she is really all up on that. Like REALLY on it.
This, of course, just brings up more questions... For example, why is there an anatomically accurate statue of an elephant hanging serious dong?
Enzown · 37 points · Posted at 23:51:13 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
But the penis looks real?
hated_in_the_nation · 7 points · Posted at 00:50:54 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Well I can't say I've seen massive elephant dong before, so it's hard to say for sure...
blindfist926 · 8 points · Posted at 00:12:58 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Shit, with the size she's into, difficult to compete with that
Seiglerfone · 15 points · Posted at 00:27:59 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Nah, that's just when the second full-arm rubber glove comes into play.
[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 01:21:08 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Someone’s been watching Fight Club...
And then some
Seiglerfone · 3 points · Posted at 01:30:29 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I don't follow the reference. Sorry.
BalthusChrist · 3 points · Posted at 01:36:22 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/espfigK.gif
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 01:47:56 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Omg you’re awesome. Lol
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 01:36:49 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Tyler Durden fists Marla with crazy rubber gloves. Depending on the book or movie, she’s either not been fucked like that since grade school..
OR
She wants to have your abortion.
Edit: oh. And porn probably
Seiglerfone · 2 points · Posted at 01:42:00 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
And that pushed back me rewatching that film at any point by at least a year or two.
But hey, at least we both knew what I was talking about.
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 01:46:01 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Pffffft. Amateur
Seiglerfone · 1 points · Posted at 01:49:18 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Not my cup of tea as a film, and I'm not into men, so seeing a gif of a naked buff dude wearing kitchen gloves wiggling around and looking dirty is not attractive to me. I respect your preferences if it's yours though!
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 01:52:44 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
As a situation.... it’s not my cup of tea either. But the movie itself is top notch.
Yeah, he really shouldn’t be putting that finger in his belly button. We all know where it’s been.
And here you are looking at an elephant trunking another and eating shit
Seiglerfone · 2 points · Posted at 01:58:15 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Eh. I appreciate it in an "I think this is well made" sense, but not in an "I like this" sense.
To be clear, it isn't the fisting that bothers me.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 02:08:57 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I understand your point of view. I agree.
On the other point... I’m glad you made that clear. Otherwise....
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 05:18:49 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
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Seiglerfone · 2 points · Posted at 10:49:25 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'm making a joke about double fisting a human woman.
You be the judge.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 10:59:35 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
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Seiglerfone · 2 points · Posted at 11:31:44 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
It can be, if you're into that sort of thing.
I think with most kinks, you generally have at least a vague idea whether something is your cup of tea, unless you've learned to repress it. I realized I'd done that with BDSM, and only realized as much when some conversations jogged my memory of my early adolescent fantasies.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 11:36:39 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
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Seiglerfone · 2 points · Posted at 11:50:19 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Sounds like you're a masochist. It certainly can be painful, although you generally want to keep that to a reasonable minimum because you don't want any real damage to that area due to risks of infection and loss of function.
IMO it's more of a domination thing. There's something delightful about - let's put it like - wearing somebody like a glove. Little bit of degradation/humiliation involved too.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 12:32:04 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
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Seiglerfone · 1 points · Posted at 21:25:30 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Worrying about damage is mostly the sadist's job, both because we're being entrusted with the well-being of the sub, and because if we fail, we can end up liable even if that isn't (or wasn't) the sub's desire.
Not fun, but vital. Make sure they're trustworthy, compassionate, and conscientious. It's important in any form of relationship to an extent, but it's vital when you're giving someone that level of power over you. Trustworthy, so they won't intentionally try to harm you. Compassionate, so they won't harm you out of negligence. Conscientious, so they won't harm you out of ignorance. The human body is very robust, but also very fragile. You can put a person through a lot and have them come out the other side fine, but if you do the wrong things, you can cause a lot of damage very fast and with fairly little effort. Masochists are often somewhat to significantly negligent about their own well-being, but you want a partner who cares about it tremendously. That way the good times keep on going.
And as for fisting, work up to it and don't push too hard, no matter how tempting. That said, if you get a little too rough, and you see a wee little bit of blood (usually more mucousy), don't panic. It's probably okay and will heal up fine. If it's more than a little, or doesn't go away, seek urgent medical care.
hated_in_the_nation · 6 points · Posted at 00:50:06 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
For you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 01:27:49 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Ummmm, eat shit. Elephant shit. I’d swipe right for you too
hated_in_the_nation · 2 points · Posted at 01:31:38 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Ermmm... Thanks?
Though you should know that I draw the line somewhere before shit, and thus somewhere long before elephant shit.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 10:54:33 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I can deal with that.
HerpDerpDrone · 5 points · Posted at 00:43:06 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
how can human bois even compete?
iamamystery20 · 6 points · Posted at 23:20:03 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
We are all on a list now
1jl · 2 points · Posted at 23:44:23 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
The real wtf is always in the penis.
SyuGmelBorP · 2 points · Posted at 23:49:56 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
/r/gonewild
PM_ME_YELLOW · 1 points · Posted at 02:27:28 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Look daddy im a farmer!
theyre_not_their · 1 points · Posted at 06:27:56 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Classic Leah.
Kwijybodota · 139 points · Posted at 22:21:53 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I expected the ace ventura one. Lmao
LiliedHart · 11 points · Posted at 23:41:42 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Even now whenever I watch that scene I laugh hysterically. Not all of his extreme brand of physical comedy still makes me laugh, but that scene does it for me every single time.
ParrotofDoom · 5 points · Posted at 00:21:02 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/r8dWOcVdG3E
RolandLovecraft · 1 points · Posted at 23:41:13 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Gettin kinda hot in these >rhinos
Gettin kinda hot in these *Elephant anuses.
WeTheSalty · 1 points · Posted at 01:47:44 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
me too
_scott_m_ · 169 points · Posted at 22:20:26 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Gives a whole new perspective to the term balls deep
Unipro · -12 points · Posted at 22:41:28 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
More like waist deep
TheVitrifier · 31 points · Posted at 22:57:59 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'm glad we have an unfunny version of the joke to compare with the funny one
JayInslee2020 · 0 points · Posted at 01:14:53 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Unfunny posts on reddit? Where?
hilarymeggin · 43 points · Posted at 22:23:02 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
What the fuck did I just see.
alfis26 · 18 points · Posted at 22:51:44 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
A guy in a shiny spacesuit inside an elephant's anal cavity.
wastelander · 10 points · Posted at 23:51:10 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
The things they don't tell you about when you're considering a fellowship in large animal gastroenterology.
[deleted] · 6 points · Posted at 00:23:42 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I saw enough internet for today
QueefChiefKeith · 19 points · Posted at 22:42:05 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
And this
AyyLmayonaise · 2 points · Posted at 23:34:18 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
When she's really horny but you got work to do
horny_zombie · 8 points · Posted at 22:29:58 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Would it hurt if it squeezed it's sphincter?
wtfdysamylbiwhyk · 21 points · Posted at 22:32:34 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This pops the human.
slytherinwitchbitch · 2 points · Posted at 03:36:37 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I dont think it is that strong
horny_zombie · 2 points · Posted at 03:46:46 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
That thing has to pinch off turds the size of logs. It has to at least feel like a strong and warm hug.
slytherinwitchbitch · 2 points · Posted at 18:56:42 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Have you seen how freely their turds fall out? With how much they need to eat and how much they poop, think of all the energy contracting and opening of the sphincter wpuld take. Having a loose sphincter or not having one must comserve alot of energy. Survival of the fittest.
This is complete bullshit i made up
horny_zombie · 1 points · Posted at 19:20:55 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
That's so loose butthole
antecubital · 5 points · Posted at 22:23:15 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Is it real?
[deleted] · 7 points · Posted at 23:21:31 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'll take it and just put it over here.
Artificecoyote · 8 points · Posted at 23:54:45 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
What. The. Fuck!
PM_ME_CLITS_ASAP · 3 points · Posted at 22:35:44 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Risky click?
RiskyClickerBot · 8 points · Posted at 22:35:49 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
RiskyClickerBot v2 | Summon me! | Source Code | How it works | Made by /u/PigsDogsAndSheep!
PM_ME_CLITS_ASAP · 4 points · Posted at 22:40:17 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Good bot.
kylepierce11 · 4 points · Posted at 23:20:41 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
88.5% SFW? Ehhhhhh I don't know how I'd feel if my boss saw this.
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 22:52:05 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Bad bot.
Westy543 · 1 points · Posted at 22:47:00 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Good bot.
enki1337 · 1 points · Posted at 02:49:57 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hmm...
Patberts · 3 points · Posted at 22:42:42 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Was expecting the Brothers Grimsby elephant scene.
alexisftw · 2 points · Posted at 22:32:51 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yummy
warpg8 · 2 points · Posted at 22:35:04 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I didn't know Drake was a part time zoologist
slayer6112 · 2 points · Posted at 22:52:57 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Was expecting the hyena, definitely not that. Damn.
Capissen38 · 2 points · Posted at 23:07:42 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
The look on that guy's face is perfect.
JayDude132 · 2 points · Posted at 00:31:07 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
How do you see in there? How popular is elephant spelunking?
hunteram · 2 points · Posted at 01:16:16 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://imgur.com/raCybbO
ggtsu_00 · 2 points · Posted at 02:01:49 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
/r/watchpeopledieinside
ThrashingTrash8 · 1 points · Posted at 22:43:03 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
wait.. this guy must be huge
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 22:50:14 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
What do you think he sees?
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 23:04:14 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Risky click of the day
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 23:10:08 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is why I’m getting my biology degree
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 23:12:02 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Given context, this click feels a little too risky to me. I'm bailing out, boys.
justaintcarehoon · 1 points · Posted at 23:54:23 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Risky click of the day
theschwill · 1 points · Posted at 00:45:20 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
This belongs on r/photoshopbattles
Nephelophyte · 1 points · Posted at 00:57:20 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
AceVenturaRhino.gif
Shpongolese · 1 points · Posted at 01:27:58 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
wtf is this shopped?
Sk8tr_Boi · 1 points · Posted at 01:34:05 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
When you're giving your SO some doggystyle and she's still not feeling it...
Darkmoonlily78 · 1 points · Posted at 01:45:31 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
He's really into his job
Mindfreek454 · 1 points · Posted at 02:47:03 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
The more I learn about elephants, the more these things bother me. Hope he's just checking for ass cancer or something.
wtfdysamylbiwhyk · 1 points · Posted at 04:33:46 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
They're certainly no giraffe.
imdungrowinup · 1 points · Posted at 02:54:52 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Is it Rob pattinson getting sucked in an elephant’s ass?
I don’t want to see it early morning.
san_serifs · 1 points · Posted at 03:38:56 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Whatever that person gets paid, it could be tripled and it's still not nearly enough.
gonnaherpatitis · 1 points · Posted at 04:10:42 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Looks dangerous
PenguinSunday · 1 points · Posted at 07:32:18 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Oh. Oh, no.
adunn13 · 1 points · Posted at 10:02:41 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
The guy on the right's like "move along. Nothing to see here."
[deleted] · -5 points · Posted at 22:19:44 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
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JSOPro · 19 points · Posted at 22:32:58 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'm not convinced that's his waist.. Why would you think he's waist deep LOL. https://i.imgur.com/z7ceR.jpg
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 22:53:41 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
It’s not like I think you’re wrong.... but still yuck
factoid_ · 5 points · Posted at 22:33:52 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's actually not fake, it's just a tricky angle and the poncho is messing up your perception of the body shape. He's not bending over sticking his head in the elephant's ass, most of his body is actually off to the side of elephant and his arm is reached up to nearly head height, jammed in there to about the elbow.
KrimxonRath · 2 points · Posted at 22:30:08 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
So you’re saying you don’t know but you think you know?
Ok..
_Exordium · -2 points · Posted at 22:29:55 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Not sure why you got down voted, the guy inside would be almost twice as tall.
JSOPro · 7 points · Posted at 22:33:23 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Because his entire premise is wrong.
bustab · 117 points · Posted at 22:22:13 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yes, you probably could
Northumberlo · 43 points · Posted at 02:18:17 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Imagine dying suffocating in an elephants asshole.
Bald_Sasquach · 8 points · Posted at 04:32:57 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Ok, what's step two?
joshclay · 2 points · Posted at 06:46:15 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Satan's existence confirmed
3600MilesAway · 9 points · Posted at 22:54:34 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
That's some interesting stuff...
Iherduliekmudkipz · 8 points · Posted at 02:59:37 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
/r/whyweretheyfilming
darklordcthulhu_AMA · 4 points · Posted at 14:32:24 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Zarya: GET IN THERE
youforgotA · 2 points · Posted at 08:22:43 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I would never feel clean again.
DDNB · 1 points · Posted at 06:14:54 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
This must be as old as the internet, I remember seeing this back around 2000 or something
Invokingcuriosity · 37 points · Posted at 22:08:47 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Oh my ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
momojabada · 1 points · Posted at 22:48:46 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Calm down Tekai. We know you're weird but there's a limit.
esev12345678 · 1 points · Posted at 00:45:10 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
/r/wtf
thestumper · 72 points · Posted at 22:22:06 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Like this
[deleted] · 8 points · Posted at 00:40:27 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)*
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joshclay · 3 points · Posted at 06:47:00 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I remember watching that on eFukt more than a decade ago. 99.9% it's fake.
VegemiteMate · 2 points · Posted at 05:55:52 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
WTF!?
MikeTheInfidel · 2 points · Posted at 05:11:03 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Pretty hot in these rhinos.
crabGoblin · 3 points · Posted at 22:16:00 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
IT'S HORRIBLE IN HERE!
ItsLaidAndImBoard · 3 points · Posted at 22:20:29 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Indeed
https://youtube.com/watch?v=be9X9fuVS-c
righthandofdog · 2 points · Posted at 01:53:48 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
My folks lived in Zimbabwe. When driving a rural road you have to look out for elephant poop. Each turd is the size of a gallon can of coffee and they’re quite dense. Will absolutely wreck your alignment.
[deleted] · 0 points · Posted at 22:17:51 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
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hilarymeggin · 2 points · Posted at 22:24:19 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I... I...
T_M_T · 0 points · Posted at 22:48:51 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yes - https://youtu.be/TnHi3N_dtnU?t=21
MattyWestside · 2 points · Posted at 23:55:51 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
But have you seen the size of his shits!
foxx1337 · 2 points · Posted at 00:52:42 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
have a look at the elephant episode of "Inside Nature's Giants". Those guys' digestive tracts can accommodate a whole host of trunks.
KabanaBoy · 1 points · Posted at 02:13:34 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
You gotta think that it actually curled up that trunk inside there too to grab the poo
PhotorazonCannon · 81 points · Posted at 21:32:39 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Moon Riverrrrrr
randy_wrecked · 8 points · Posted at 00:37:32 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Are you using the whole fist, doc?
[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 01:08:33 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
"I wouldn't know. I never had any."
"No children?"
"No elephant books."
sensetalk · 2 points · Posted at 23:44:09 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
ha, I grew up on Moon River (useless fact)
darklordcthulhu_AMA · 2 points · Posted at 14:33:50 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
*Moon Niggaaaa https://youtu.be/OViEsCMQ9zg
TheStrangeDanishDude · 198 points · Posted at 22:02:58 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This shit made me flat out cry to the point my wife thought I was really upset. Thanks
Campellarino · 2 points · Posted at 23:53:23 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
You'll never forget this video!
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 00:08:16 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Then next time you can switch places and see how she likes getting trunked.
TheStrangeDanishDude · 1 points · Posted at 03:28:14 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Oh she gets trunked often, I'm quiet sure she knows exactly what this feels like .
Velfess · 6 points · Posted at 23:19:19 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Happy cake day! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
TheStrangeDanishDude · 4 points · Posted at 03:26:01 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
What the hell... Uhhm thanks, I didn't even know 😂
PM_ME_YIFF_PICS · 1 points · Posted at 06:05:15 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
can I have your cake then
TheStrangeDanishDude · 1 points · Posted at 07:28:33 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
How about we share it then. That much cake isn't good for me anyway.
PM_ME_YIFF_PICS · 1 points · Posted at 08:32:39 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
same
PM_ME_YIFF_PICS · 1 points · Posted at 06:05:02 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
happy cake day <3
TheStrangeDanishDude · 1 points · Posted at 07:28:57 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Thanks 😁
ramsee · 1 points · Posted at 07:41:26 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
"this shit"
TheStrangeDanishDude · 1 points · Posted at 07:45:20 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Should I have wrote "no pun intended" after that, because that pun wasn't intended. Actually first realized it after the comments inhere
I_Heart_Squids · 1 points · Posted at 08:52:13 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Haha. I just accidentally woke up my SO doing the same thing. He thought something had hurt me... he wasn't amused when he found out what made me yelp. :$
FerretFarm · 183 points · Posted at 21:23:08 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
ohhhhh, nostalgia
thanks!
that_is_so_Raven · 9 points · Posted at 22:25:21 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Now that's a cartoon I've not heard in a long time
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 23:37:48 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
*children's book
bolecut · 3 points · Posted at 22:56:05 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
No, that was her name, anastalgia!
ManWolf9 · 54 points · Posted at 21:52:59 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
He went tusk deep.
keenan34 · 2 points · Posted at 22:43:28 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
fucking hilarious
Akuzetsunaomi · 1 points · Posted at 22:50:22 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Tusk was a....unique film
smell_e · 59 points · Posted at 21:28:19 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Holy crap...this made me snort.
Holy_Rattlesnake · 16 points · Posted at 21:43:28 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Invokingcuriosity · 4 points · Posted at 22:09:32 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
PhilxBefore · 3 points · Posted at 22:53:59 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
icamefromamonkey · 3 points · Posted at 22:06:37 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I believe that's what the elephant said after his uhh... meal.
smell_e · 2 points · Posted at 22:08:54 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Does give a different perspective on "snorting crack"
SnoopiSoul · 7 points · Posted at 23:03:34 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Many animals other than humans don't have the luxury of our sphincters, which let's us choose whether or not we go when we want to. Animals like ducks and elephants just dump their loads whenever they arrive since they have no control over their opening, so slipping in wouldn't be a problem either.
derpotologist · 1 points · Posted at 19:42:33 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
bby once I'm through, you ain't gon have the luxury of your sphincter
georgke · 5 points · Posted at 21:38:22 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
He fingered him first.
anifail · 3 points · Posted at 22:28:22 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
it probably isn't
BisonBob · 3 points · Posted at 23:09:19 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Kinky
kahran · 2 points · Posted at 22:14:34 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
You reached into the mind of my inner child and corrupted it. Good job!
Megazor · 2 points · Posted at 22:19:28 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hot Kinky Jo - PachydermXXX
jamahl_11 · 2 points · Posted at 23:44:38 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Surely this has something to do with poor living conditions and not having enough food??
Miss_pechorat · 1 points · Posted at 22:50:41 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Golddigger
ChiveTheLizard · 1 points · Posted at 22:52:53 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Nor Babar's last!
bleedingfingaz · 1 points · Posted at 23:27:29 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
first circus*
yolo-yoshi · 1 points · Posted at 23:34:27 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This just makes me wonder how many more animal i didn’t realize are into ass play.
GillicuttyMcAnus · 1 points · Posted at 00:07:39 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'm gonna kill Babar
wh33t · 1 points · Posted at 00:18:35 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Another childhood ruined. Thanks
Mr_Isnot · 1 points · Posted at 00:28:28 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Some say it's Barbar's idea
yeti_button · 1 points · Posted at 00:34:55 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
wow, I haven't laughed out loud about a comment in a while
TJeffersonsBlackKid · 1 points · Posted at 00:36:17 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
All hail King Babar!
ChangeAndAdapt · 1 points · Posted at 00:36:38 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
my chest hurts from concealed laughter. thanks, man.
crwlngkngsnk · 1 points · Posted at 00:56:14 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Two elephants, one trunk.
keyonte0 · 1 points · Posted at 01:19:15 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Notice how it made no attempt to stop the other elephant from inserting its entire trunk up its asshole.
LostInUranus · 1 points · Posted at 02:02:10 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I should leave the room now....
sq07rf · 1 points · Posted at 03:49:33 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Fuckin pissed my pants at this comment
markth_wi · 1 points · Posted at 04:07:30 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Babar's first rodeo.....I'm stealing that
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 04:13:01 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
/r/highmileageholes
rangoon03 · 1 points · Posted at 04:35:55 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Backdoor Slut
screamtillitworks · 1 points · Posted at 06:16:10 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yeah, I don’t get how the other elephant was just A Ok with the whole thing.
trappedinaboxhelp · 1 points · Posted at 03:24:13 on February 10, 2018 · (Permalink)
Tail still waggin
Billy_Badass123 · -1 points · Posted at 01:12:57 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
TIL elephants are degenerate
Zercof · 4766 points · Posted at 20:12:14 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Haha I saw this happen once at the Milwaukee Zoo when as a kid. A tour rolled by at the same time too! The guide said "well it looks like an elephant is going for a hot meal"
carrotflowerking2 · 1437 points · Posted at 21:28:17 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I remember going there in middle school on a field trip and watching bonobos have very graphic sex. I later learned bonobos have sex for pleasure, so it's not all bad I guess.
masters1125 · 683 points · Posted at 21:34:10 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I've heard that most american zoos don't have bonobos for this reason- and I've never seen them at a zoo. Never been to the MKE zoo though.
[deleted] · 133 points · Posted at 22:19:20 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
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SwiftlyChill · 19 points · Posted at 01:31:03 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Huh, was just at the San Diego Zoo and I didn't know that... I did, however, freak out everyone else looking at them when I mentioned they had sex for pleasure. So that was fun
[deleted] · 22 points · Posted at 01:36:17 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
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PreservedKillick · 16 points · Posted at 02:32:23 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's also a myth based on a BS study one group did on some Bonobos in captivity. In the wild, there's very little light between Chimp and Bonobo sexual behavior. Just imagine if everything we knew about Chimps was based on the depraved, insane, deeply unrepresentative Chimps kept in captivity.
It's another awesome example of long-standing bull crap that is ingrained across the culture as a truism. Total balderdash. It infuriates the scientists who do credible research on Bonobos. They're just as sexual and violent as Chimps. The notion of the peaceful solve-everything-with-sex Bonobo is fiction. But "a study" was done once and now we all think a thing is true. Just like the 70% gender pay gap. Just like "multiple kinds of intelligence". Crap studies and fads.
merreborn · 13 points · Posted at 02:39:56 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)*
Interesting. First I've heard that. Maybe the wikipedia article needs some updating (there's debate on the talk page, and a mention that someone deleted a section describing the controversial nature of de Waal's work), because it seems to perpetuate the "common knowledge", mostly based on a March 1995 Scientific American citation.
The sciam article is mostly based on the work of frans de waal, and one of the citations authored by frans de waal specifically mentions "captive bonobos" in the title. Supposedly Christopher Ryan is another big proponent.
It'd be interesting to collect these pop-science misconceptions somewhere. Menstrual synchronization and "alpha wolves" are apparently similarly misunderstood. The "alpha wolf" concept similarly came from observations of captive wolves who were eventually found to be behaving nothing like wild wolves.
IAmJacksCatchyName · 1 points · Posted at 04:44:08 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
This seemed like the best comment to seed this off of, I didn't see this mentioned anywhere I apologize if it was. Wasn't there a tribe of bonobos that was split by a widening river in Africa and one half, on the side of the river that was separated into a secluded island basically, started eating other animals and eventually each other. The half of the tribe that was left basically where they were continued life as normal?
GeronimoHero · 2 points · Posted at 09:01:17 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
No you have that pretty mixed up. There’s a river in Africa that separated a common ancestor of chimps and bonobos and they evolved there in to their separate species because of the river dividing them.
Ragman676 · 1 points · Posted at 08:12:46 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Interesting, got any good articles on wild tribes?
[deleted] · 4 points · Posted at 00:51:29 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Was gonna say I see them every time I'm in SD because I get free tix from an employee
DJohnsonsgagreflex · 4 points · Posted at 01:40:18 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Feeding time is about 12:30. They all get so excited about food raining down that it turns into a veritable orgy.
zeonchar · 2 points · Posted at 09:55:19 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Time to go visit the local zoo!
SillyPhillyDilly · 121 points · Posted at 22:01:18 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
My dad worked there for 35 years before retiring, I'll see if I can hook you up!
atli123 · 350 points · Posted at 22:48:46 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
With your dad?
liberateus · 107 points · Posted at 23:00:43 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
More like alone time with the bonobos
atli123 · 12 points · Posted at 23:01:33 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Go on...
liberateus · 10 points · Posted at 23:06:22 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Uh, then butt stuff?
atli123 · 1 points · Posted at 07:45:54 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
And theeeeen....
whistlepig1134 · 1 points · Posted at 08:41:02 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
....a zj?
atli123 · 1 points · Posted at 09:54:15 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Stop! My penis can only get so erect.
XoXeLo · 4 points · Posted at 23:01:12 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
No. With the bonobos.
skrilla76 · 2 points · Posted at 23:22:53 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
No? The horny bonobos of course.
Lithobreaking · 2 points · Posted at 23:33:59 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I volunteer
Creature-teacher · 2 points · Posted at 23:40:16 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
As tribute..right?
sergeydgr8 · 2 points · Posted at 06:15:47 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
He'll just need to break both of his arms first.
countvoncastro · -1 points · Posted at 23:27:41 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
with Rape
ezone2kil · 2 points · Posted at 23:06:32 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
You may extend that invite to /r/rapekink
Throh-Aweigh · 2 points · Posted at 03:16:01 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Philly Philly Dilly Dilly
Kilgore_Brown_Trout · 232 points · Posted at 21:58:41 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
They should get rid of the otters too then...rape city in that enclosure.
Your_daily_fix · 57 points · Posted at 23:24:20 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Might as well get rid of tons of their animals, rape is very prominent throughout the animal kingdom.
Kilgore_Brown_Trout · 121 points · Posted at 23:39:28 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
One of the most recent time my wife and I brought the kids to the local zoo, the otters were super playful...then the one grabbed the other and started going at it. When we got home I started playing grab ass with the wife, joking that I would give her the otter treatment. We snuck up stairs for some afternoon delight soon after. Were all animals man.
Sinavestia · 43 points · Posted at 01:54:04 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
SO LETS DO IT LIKE THEY DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL
haha_yep · 4 points · Posted at 03:23:19 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
gettin' horny now
[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 02:13:21 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
My SO prefers the otter treatment. I'm a lucky man.
The_Gray_Marquis · -1 points · Posted at 02:39:48 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
All otter that ass!
derpotologist · -2 points · Posted at 19:41:02 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
When I told your wife she was getting the otter treatment she slapped me. After that I switched to the Bill Cosby strategy
Nathaniel_Higgers · 1 points · Posted at 03:06:53 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I don't think the concept is rape exists for animals.
Your_daily_fix · 7 points · Posted at 03:17:48 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Rape definitely exists with animals whether they consider it rape or not. Look at ducks every once in awhile. Pretty much all their sex is rape, the male will practically drown the female while fucking her to keep her submissive.
ParchedCamel · -1 points · Posted at 03:50:53 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yeah but just because its violent doesn't mean it's rape. Rape means non-consentual sex. Animal insticts either don't allow for consent/denial (meaning the females/males just take it because their instincts tell them to) or they use a mating ritual to get consent which can go unnoticed by humans. Im not an expert on animals or anything so I cannot say rape in the animal kingdom strictly doesn't exist but for many species evolution has given them weird ways to consent.
Your_daily_fix · 12 points · Posted at 05:23:56 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
The female animals very frequently try to escape the males in nature during intercourse and are forcibly penetrated, that's rape. Just because theyre acting on instinct doesn't mean its not rape. Its our instinct to want to have sex all the time but because were intelligent we somehow arent driven by instinct? Its rape, that's nature in many animals and I'm just pointing it out.
Nathaniel_Higgers · 1 points · Posted at 03:54:45 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Why are you applying human morality to animals?
Your_daily_fix · 12 points · Posted at 05:21:44 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Where did I talk about morals? Rape is just sex where one party doesn't want it to happen and you can tell when the female duck or (insert animal who rapes a lot) is struggling to get away that its rape. I'm just stating facts why is everyone freaking out because I stated there's alot of rape from animals?
myhairhurts · 3 points · Posted at 13:38:47 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
You be hitting them triggers.
Jack_Bartowski · 16 points · Posted at 23:15:49 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Are there penguins in with the otters or something, or do they just rape each other?
Kilgore_Brown_Trout · 21 points · Posted at 23:19:17 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
each other
Backrow6 · 67 points · Posted at 23:21:53 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
each otter
Sinavestia · 2 points · Posted at 01:54:59 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Sea otter
joebobcletusjr · 2 points · Posted at 03:19:58 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Sea cucumber
I'm not sure what we're doing here but this is my contribution.
Bbrowny · 2 points · Posted at 23:34:19 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
An otter takes what an otter wants.
HaveaManhattan · 94 points · Posted at 23:44:58 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
All they do is eat fruit and screw all day. Them and Chimps are our closest ancestors. Unlike chimps, it's a matriarchal society, and instead of conflicts ending in ape murder, they end in sex(everything, actually, ends in sex). Sometimes group sex. And not just your basic face down ass up either. It's an ape karma sutra, with blowjobs and handjobs too. I see their life on TV and it's a goddamned paradise. And they're smart enoughg to make fire.
ComplainyGuy · 16 points · Posted at 03:14:39 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
"I bet the video will have hundreds of hard cuts, completely missing any shot of the monkey building a fire, instead showing cuts at different stages of build....
aaaand yep, immediately fast cuts to a nice layer of twigs for starting a fire, but didn't show the bonobo do it. They film crew did that."
HaveaManhattan · 7 points · Posted at 04:03:07 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Well it uses a lighter in this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMbWDRzqNhc
I mean, it not being afraid of touching fire is something alone...
ComplainyGuy · 12 points · Posted at 04:10:06 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Tool use is well known with a lot of species not just ones related to us. It's putting the actions together to 'do' something like create a fire and roast marshmallows that is missing.
Crows are one of the best examples of doing it right. I'm sure you've seen the 100 reposts of really smart crows solving puzzles/planning.
HaveaManhattan · 7 points · Posted at 05:10:31 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Oh yes. Those dinosaurs aren't fooling me with those feathers. They have a lot of years on us...I just think bonobos are the closest we'll ever see to a real life "Lucy" fossil. They come so incredibly close to what you think a proto-hominid would be. They just need the right spark/evolutionary pressure.
jason2306 · 0 points · Posted at 06:58:40 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
If they do get that spark then we have pretty much the origin story of dragonball z happening on our planet.
bugameca · 1 points · Posted at 16:53:33 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I think you mean Planet of the Apes, but w/e
jason2306 · 1 points · Posted at 19:16:55 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
No I do mean dbz, the saiyan were akin to monkeys/apes and there was a vastly more technological race of humans like us that were there before them. Long story short the saiyans managed to kill them and made the entire planet theirs.
bugameca · 1 points · Posted at 20:58:41 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I forgot about the Tsufurians because they're not canon. But who cares about canon on reddit, right?
geedavey · 2 points · Posted at 18:12:45 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Subject to nearly as much manipulation. Those complex intelligence tests that they rapidly solve are actually a sequence of individual challenges that they have learned to defeat separately, often with long periods of trial and error.
lazy_rabbit · 2 points · Posted at 06:27:04 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I agree, but... Username checks out.
-LordSnow · 11 points · Posted at 03:06:55 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Our evolutionary branch fucked up.
Think_please · 13 points · Posted at 03:38:36 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
We were the assholes that kept getting thrown out of the paradise orgy for our drama and fighting
HaveaManhattan · 4 points · Posted at 04:01:27 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
We're at war genetically, our chimp side versus our bonobo side. There's more of us than ever, but boy do we love killin'
Laggylaptop · 1 points · Posted at 13:17:31 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
But bonobos cant make dank memes all day like us.
geedavey · 1 points · Posted at 18:13:43 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Won.
SunbroBigBoss · 4 points · Posted at 02:30:54 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Fuck, they're so human like to the point of being scary.
occupythekitchen · 7 points · Posted at 03:11:13 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Are they human like or are we monkey like?
mlpedant · 2 points · Posted at 14:17:26 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Flecks_of_doom · -1 points · Posted at 06:26:22 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
So having sex with half your ape relatives is paradise? Nah, I'll pass.
HaveaManhattan · 5 points · Posted at 13:58:13 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Sex and fruit is paradise. Like, almost biblically so. You're the first one to bring up sexing animals.
inky95 · 8 points · Posted at 23:19:45 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
here, join one of my LoL ranked games and there's a good chance we'll see 3 bonobos at once
[deleted] · 12 points · Posted at 23:13:09 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
The USA is so very, very USA sometimes.
ToDieFor · 5 points · Posted at 23:38:11 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
The Columbus Zoo (Jack Hanna’s Zoo) has a huge bonobo exhibit.
EdwardoSceezorHand · 4 points · Posted at 01:48:16 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Where I used to live in Australia there was an enclosure with a monkey species native to Japan in it, probably around 10 or so. I swear no matter what time of the year you went all they did was climb trees and fuck eachother.
anormalgeek · 5 points · Posted at 02:01:51 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
My zoo has bonobos. I've seen them have sex of course, but I've also watched them drink each other's pee midstream and deeply finger their own butt hole. They're a fun little bunch.
bn_bk · 5 points · Posted at 00:21:19 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Columbus Zoo- lots of frisky bonobos lol
[deleted] · 4 points · Posted at 00:50:35 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
San Diego has them, they are the original Jackin It In 'ol San Diego
Kriket308 · 2 points · Posted at 00:25:12 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's a pretty solid zoo. Haven't been there since my senior prom. Heh, yeah. Our school held prom there every year. It was a weird time.
TheDarkSoul97 · 1 points · Posted at 01:26:55 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I’m an American and I’ve never even heard of a Bonobo
masters1125 · 5 points · Posted at 02:24:04 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
That's a whole different problem.
[deleted] · 0 points · Posted at 02:29:29 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)*
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King_Of_Uranus · 2 points · Posted at 04:09:29 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I haven't thought about school house rock in so long! The nostalgia! It burns!
ilovemyirishtemper · 1 points · Posted at 01:49:21 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
The Milwaukee Zoo is famous for their Bonobo exhibit. The lady who runs itand the study of them is world renowned.
RealFrizzante · 12 points · Posted at 22:42:42 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
What ive heard is they just have sex in the way we tell jokes just to liberate social tension
LifeObserver · 11 points · Posted at 22:48:46 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lb5MwTIV0Wc
caesar15 · 6 points · Posted at 00:16:46 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
oh my
zh1K476tt9pq · 5 points · Posted at 01:59:55 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I am honestly surprised they weren't murdered by religious fundamentalists already.
Also someone should ask Mike Pence about his views on Bonobos. And make it a mandatory question in US presidential debates too.
AidanL17 · 1 points · Posted at 13:27:16 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I don't know why, but the music makes that a lot funnier.
daedone · 3 points · Posted at 22:51:34 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hell they use Sex to say hello or win arguments
Muugle · 3 points · Posted at 23:11:12 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1000/1*RLNY4qZsaPrnqRQT_yC4ww.jpeg
Monkitail · 3 points · Posted at 23:17:32 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Did he cum on her monkey face?
maddxav · 1 points · Posted at 00:06:29 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Right, and according a study of their communities they have even more sex when they are not in confinement.
tesseract4 · 1 points · Posted at 02:21:26 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Bonobos always be fuckin'. To a Bonobo, a beej is the equivalent to "Hey, how's it goin'?"
FoxInTheCorner · -14 points · Posted at 21:44:46 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Everything has sex for pleasure.
FloydTheGamer · 23 points · Posted at 21:49:30 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Not sure if this is a joke comment or not, but no, almost everything does not. Some of the few that do include bonobos and humans.
sazzer82 · 21 points · Posted at 21:50:03 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
And dolphins
simplyshaun · 9 points · Posted at 21:58:58 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Can confirm, have a dolphin bf
Signal_seventeen · 1 points · Posted at 03:24:26 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
In very rare cases do dolphins have sex for pleasure. It's more like a massive gang rape on the female.
grumpenprole · 9 points · Posted at 22:33:23 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
What do you think a beetle understands -- that it likes fucking beetles, or that fucking beetles leads to baby beetles?
carrotflowerking2 · 2 points · Posted at 23:35:58 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Lmao
FoxInTheCorner · 7 points · Posted at 21:56:59 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Not a joke. I mean our systems of motivation (dopamine release, etc) are basically the same for most animals. If they didn't enjoy it they wouldn't do it.
Equeon · 8 points · Posted at 22:44:28 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I don't think you understand how sex works in so many reptiles, fish, insects, etc. There's nothing enjoyable about jizzing on some eggs or handing the female of your species a little sperm packet for her to use.
FoxInTheCorner · 2 points · Posted at 03:17:26 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Then why do it? Why is sticking your rubbery protuberance in a sticky orifice and jizzing on nothing so much better and more enjoyable? It's all weird arbitrary alien ritual if you choose to look at it that way. We all do it because our brains basically spray heroin into our bloodstream when we do. If it didn't, we wouldn't.
FreshOllie · 14 points · Posted at 22:17:51 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)*
It's like these people are arguing that animals dont eat for pleasure either.
"No no, us humans are the only ones that eat for pleasure"
Edit: I think what these people are trying to argue is sex for non reproductive purposes.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-reproductive_sexual_behavior_in_animals
FoxInTheCorner · 1 points · Posted at 03:30:11 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
YES! Thank you. Not sure why people think we're so unique about sex. The only reason animals don't separate sex from procreation is they don't have thousands of years of medical advances to give them that option.
carrotflowerking2 · 2 points · Posted at 23:30:33 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
then why are there only three species of animals that have sex outside of estrus?
FoxInTheCorner · 1 points · Posted at 03:21:58 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Because only three species of animals release hormones that make them horny outside of estrus (and that only applies to females, obviously). No hormones and it doesn't feel good. Same reason children and very old people (unmedicated) don't have sex for pleasure, despite being human.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 22:33:25 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)*
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FoxInTheCorner · 1 points · Posted at 03:26:08 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I think your right about people underestimating animal emotional capacity. As for separating sex and procreation... animals have no idea what they're doing or any kind of purpose beyond "this feels good now so I do it". Some deer populations are controlled by feeding basically birth control to the females. They still have sex because of course they have no idea. Sex feeling good is the motivator.
Diamondwolf · 5 points · Posted at 21:50:01 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Procreation = life
Life = pain
[deleted] · 0 points · Posted at 22:31:24 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Bonobos also love felacio.
Themoreyouknow.gif
p4lm3r · 371 points · Posted at 21:37:07 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
The other day someone posted a vid of a Eagles fan eating horseshit off the street. Anything for healthy gut bacteria, I guess.
ryanbbb · 259 points · Posted at 21:54:23 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Off the street? TIL This elephant has more class than an Eagles fan.
michael5029 · 174 points · Posted at 22:31:29 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yeah the fan would've been much more classier if he reached up someone's ass and grabbed a handful to enjoy
deliciouscorn · 8 points · Posted at 23:05:34 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
That’s the spirit!!
ryanbbb · 6 points · Posted at 01:00:40 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
You mean New England style?
Weikert · 2 points · Posted at 02:12:41 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I mean yeah... at least it’s not off the filthy street.
AngryAmericanNeoNazi · 2 points · Posted at 07:42:55 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Eating shit cold and off the ground is just gross
123full · 21 points · Posted at 23:28:48 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
TBF a Cavs fan did it first
BuSpocky · 3 points · Posted at 23:38:41 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's the new Tide Pod Challenge!
Wolfntee · 2 points · Posted at 23:52:40 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Go birds.
showmeurknuckleball · -1 points · Posted at 00:06:58 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
It wasn't a fucking Eagles fan lol it was just a parade outside, unrelated to the Superbowl
thankstxlawyerdude · 3 points · Posted at 03:35:02 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
thanks for clearing that up because it really looked like an eagles fan ate superbowl-related horse poop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCAsXRCy_V4
showmeurknuckleball · 4 points · Posted at 03:43:38 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Believe it or not I actually saw another, unrelated horse poop eating video on reddit in the past couple weeks...
https://i.imgur.com/n18KVZp.gifv
I stand corrected, though.
ATomatoAmI · 1 points · Posted at 06:39:24 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hey, not only was that a civil exchange, but I totally relate. Saw the weird dude like a week ago and haven't seen the drunk Philly fan yet.
Trippytrickster · 11 points · Posted at 00:06:57 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Are you sure it was the Eagles? There's a video of a Cavs fan doing that at their parade last year. Really hoping that's not a thing for sports...
p4lm3r · 11 points · Posted at 00:54:18 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Nah, the Cavs dude did it with a lot more grace. The Eagles guy just grabbed a drunken handfull of shit and took a huge bite out of it.
Christ, I never thought there would be horseshit eating sports annalysis.
Big_booty_ho · 2 points · Posted at 04:57:17 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yeah an eagles fan did it Sunday but a Cavs fan did it first.
badhed · 1 points · Posted at 03:14:49 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Both happened. It's trending.
WIN011 · 42 points · Posted at 21:11:06 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Milwaukee represent!
brewtown138 · 12 points · Posted at 21:14:39 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
W00t w00t
nicolauz · 3 points · Posted at 21:37:06 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
And my shovel!
Diamondwolf · 3 points · Posted at 21:51:12 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
And my using-the-turn-lane-to-shoot-straight-ahead-at-a-newly-green-light! Milwaukee woo!
nicolauz · 1 points · Posted at 21:53:32 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I always get the people coming towards turning right when I'm taking a left going to the far lane where I'm supposed to go
brewtown138 · 1 points · Posted at 21:55:29 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Prepare yourselves! It will be upon us at moon rise!
the_blackfish · 2 points · Posted at 22:57:08 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
414
th0ke · 1 points · Posted at 21:53:33 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
IN THE HOUUAASSEE
newnrthnhorizon · 1 points · Posted at 01:31:20 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yeeeaaahhh. Get ready for the snow
noNoParts · 2 points · Posted at 21:29:56 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Ugh
Geebz23 · 2 points · Posted at 21:43:52 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I hope that tour guide got a raise
PizzaNietzsche · 0 points · Posted at 22:23:02 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
He was already tumescent.
erotic_thunderpants · 2 points · Posted at 22:12:54 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I was at the Milwaukee zoo a couple years ago when some drama went down in the elephant pen. Some geese were fighting and an elephant got pissed and charged them. One of the geese fell in the gap and when it came up, the elephant ran away from it.
623-252-2424 · 2 points · Posted at 22:36:59 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Did the guide say why?
The_Girthquaker · 2 points · Posted at 23:28:50 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Holy shit. This is also a very distinct memory for me from the MKE Zoo... how long ago were you a kid?
Banks25 · 3 points · Posted at 23:55:26 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I saw the same thing 20ish years ago at the mke zoo I was 11 or so. Same day the baboons were going at it. Those events have been etched in my mind since then.
The_Girthquaker · 3 points · Posted at 00:46:30 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
This was a bit over 20 years ago for me as well... Oh my. I think I've only told a few people since.. This isn't the type of reunion I was expecting but I'm glad you saw it too.
Tocco42 · 2 points · Posted at 23:39:53 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Same here!
Zercof · 2 points · Posted at 01:52:56 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I want to say it happened somewhere between 1995-1998 I think
The_Girthquaker · 1 points · Posted at 02:26:57 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
That sounds about right... good to see that day has left a mark on all of us. It was worse than this video too. I wonder how many other victims are out there.
fennec3x5 · 2 points · Posted at 01:01:30 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
What the fuck I also saw this at the Milwaukee Zoo as a kid. Probably back in...1993 maybe. I think I was in 2nd grade.
Servicemaster · 1 points · Posted at 22:49:58 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Oof, you mean this happens often? And when encaged? This video just got a whole lot sadder.
the_warmest_color · 1 points · Posted at 23:04:24 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Sounds like he's had that answer ready
nopewasntmethistime · 1 points · Posted at 23:05:52 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I seen that as well! Sometimes I wonder if I was just imagining it all because no one I was with seemed to remember it.
Taken-Away · 1 points · Posted at 23:06:06 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I watched an otter give itself a bj while floating around his tank last weekend. I was impressed.
N_N_N_N_N_N_N · 1 points · Posted at 23:54:06 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Wait so this happens on a regular basis?
thewilloftheuniverse · 1 points · Posted at 00:38:47 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I've actually seen 3 or 4 separate videos of this online.
buckygrad · 1 points · Posted at 01:19:24 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Shit - I was there too!
Sk8tr_Boi · 1 points · Posted at 01:39:36 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
You're giving homeless people ideas.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 02:15:18 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Was reading this mid hit. You have me fucking coughing and dying, so take your damn up vote.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 02:47:16 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Mke represent!
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 04:01:44 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hey I go to the Milwaukee zoo too!
Ein_The_Pup · 1 points · Posted at 04:42:05 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Holy shit, was this in the early 90's? My parents tell this story CONSTANTLY.
geewhillikers7 · 1 points · Posted at 04:47:49 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I once saw lions fucking at the Milwaukee Zoo. Cheers!
hanonicaro · 1 points · Posted at 16:10:24 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Two elephants, one cup.
sportsworker777 · 2035 points · Posted at 19:41:42 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Got some trunk in the trunk
aliofbaba · 64 points · Posted at 21:19:35 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
2 tusks 1 trunk
fsm_vs_cthulhu · 1 points · Posted at 06:45:43 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
"I wonder where I stashed my edibles... O wait, nvm! Found em!"
iamabadexample · 73 points · Posted at 20:28:21 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
it's called a boot... as in boot in the booty
overtoke · 100 points · Posted at 20:35:35 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
snoot in the poop-chutey
FrackleRock · 15 points · Posted at 00:03:28 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Snoot boop the poop chute
Edit: a word
KhajiitHasSkooma · 3 points · Posted at 00:32:38 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Well, now its eating poop-chutney.
igivefreetickles · 3 points · Posted at 23:12:33 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Ho.ly.shit! Is that why junk in the trunk and booty both refer to the ass?
dreadpirateruss · 5 points · Posted at 21:50:56 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Watcha gonna do with all that trunk? All that trunk inside that trunk?
aggieismybestfriend · 3 points · Posted at 04:16:12 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I’m never going to be able to look at elephants the same again.
hypo11 · 2 points · Posted at 22:15:42 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Got some trunk in your junk.
subMJM · 2 points · Posted at 03:54:17 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
One man's trash is another man's treasure.
BootyFista · 1 points · Posted at 22:47:06 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Heh
Janky_Pants · 1 points · Posted at 23:02:56 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
what-what
Smooth_McDouglette · 1 points · Posted at 00:09:49 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
good one
rostov007 · 1 points · Posted at 02:03:10 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
2 girls 1 chunk
rollerblade7 · 1 points · Posted at 06:19:38 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Trunk in the skunk
[deleted] · -1 points · Posted at 23:28:37 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
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sportsworker777 · 2 points · Posted at 23:31:11 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
What?
Mr_Bagelhat · -7 points · Posted at 00:41:51 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Same clip (or extremely similar) on tosh.0 and he makes the same exact joke. I have passion for jokes that are original (cause jokes are an artform of expression) but my apologies if you came up with it on your own... kinda assholeish for me to just blindly accuse you.
breakup7532 · 20393 points · Posted at 19:41:16 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
An elephant eating unshat shit with it's nose... my imagination has expanded
scroogish · 7523 points · Posted at 20:36:52 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Unshat shit
Do_What_Thou_Wilt · 1629 points · Posted at 20:44:03 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
much better than trying to unshit shat
skwert99 · 520 points · Posted at 20:56:27 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
5 second rule does not apply here.
syyyxx · 185 points · Posted at 21:11:04 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
It took the elephant 30 seconds.
a__dead__man · 57 points · Posted at 21:27:54 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
That was to make it a give and take relationship
Cant be lasting 2 seconds or you won't get much more poop in the future
FNA25 · 5 points · Posted at 21:59:39 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
You can't go all in at once! Ask your girlfriend, or your friends girlfriend. Or anyone you know who gets laid.
thanks_mrbluewaffle · 3 points · Posted at 22:25:20 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Dear god who counts this madness? You animal!
iwannaelroyyou · 5 points · Posted at 21:29:59 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Took me 15 seconds
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
pChristian70 · 1 points · Posted at 22:43:41 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is all wonderful
TheAssquatch · 3 points · Posted at 03:06:18 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
At least it didn't hit the ground first. That would be gross.
tjrou09 · 1 points · Posted at 22:11:37 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
It has already been shitten
GhostyAssassin · 1 points · Posted at 01:22:22 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
It was still on the plate
nthensome · 5 points · Posted at 22:19:55 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
No shit, Shatlock.
neoArmstrongCannon90 · 2 points · Posted at 23:55:12 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Jfc this thread made me literally lol at work. Everyone's looking at me now...
Waramaug · 1 points · Posted at 21:51:24 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Once the toothpaste out of the bottle....
zeion · 1 points · Posted at 04:46:52 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I should not have come to this thread
derpotologist · 1 points · Posted at 19:43:20 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
swap.avi
YouFeedTheFish · 342 points · Posted at 21:14:06 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Is it shit if it hasn't been shat?
WrasslinIsGay · 209 points · Posted at 21:20:14 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Didn't realize this could get so philosophical...
DonQuixotel · 140 points · Posted at 21:49:09 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'm gonna need another minute for this shit to digest.
daerogami · 15 points · Posted at 22:31:15 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
That elephant wasn't given another minute, that's for damn sure.
[deleted] · 7 points · Posted at 23:21:04 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)*
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DonQuixotel · 6 points · Posted at 00:25:42 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
"How can shit be shat if our digestion is just a process?" -Jayden Smith
-Michael Scott
daerogami · 3 points · Posted at 23:31:27 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
All of the above.
Agnt_Michael_Scarn · 4 points · Posted at 22:53:24 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Oh dear god. This adds a whole new dimension to consider, in addition to whether unshat shit is shit: is undigested shit shit?
When is shit shit?
cantstopthefart · 5 points · Posted at 22:58:28 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
After its shat?
Agnt_Michael_Scarn · 3 points · Posted at 23:02:45 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Not according to u/DonQuixotel
[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 23:05:34 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
The elephant will too.
EpicGibs · 2 points · Posted at 22:49:50 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Heyyyyyyyyyy......
MestizoJoe · 11 points · Posted at 22:30:23 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Desshartes
Uncle_Burney · 2 points · Posted at 01:21:57 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is my favorite comment of the day. Keep doing what you’re doing!
btveron · 12 points · Posted at 22:51:13 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Philosofecal. C'mon man it was right there for you.
BloomsdayDevice · 9 points · Posted at 22:41:11 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
But is it shit what's not been shat?
Do we acquit the shit of that?
Does shit begin outside the butt,
Or first conceived when in the gut?
A question only few would dare:
Is it still shit when it's in there?
songoku9001 · 3 points · Posted at 22:53:02 on February 10, 2018 · (Permalink)
You trying to take over /u/poem_for_your_sprog's job?? :P
YouFeedTheFish · 2 points · Posted at 23:54:00 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This must have taken some time.. Worthy of Shel Sylverstein's evil twin's compendium!
kurokame · 5 points · Posted at 22:53:55 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's chyme. I never thought I would get to show off that knowledge.
Gandar54 · 3 points · Posted at 23:27:39 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
After reading that wiki, this isn't really chime. I don't think that it's chime anymore by the time it's in the intestines.
thatvoicewasreal · 3 points · Posted at 22:16:10 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Not shyet,
michaltee · 2 points · Posted at 23:00:39 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hmm maybe it's like the difference between magma and lava. Now we just need a term for pre-shat shit.
dannyleeg · 2 points · Posted at 01:29:58 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Shit for shat
gorampardos · 317 points · Posted at 21:08:04 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I think it’s called magma then.
Bohzee · 84 points · Posted at 21:15:57 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Shitma.
Bobarhino · 47 points · Posted at 21:23:46 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Unshit Shatma
still_futile · 20 points · Posted at 21:30:00 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Unshat shitma
pATREUS · 30 points · Posted at 21:33:59 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Mashatma Handi
motomushu · 8 points · Posted at 21:52:31 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Munchma Coochi
bluesgrrlk8 · 5 points · Posted at 22:30:31 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
No, its his close cousin- Munchma Dooki!
AnInternetAsshole · 1 points · Posted at 22:51:56 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
CRACKATOA
DonQuixotel · 3 points · Posted at 21:48:27 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hand me my shit, ma!
p0tate · 2 points · Posted at 23:36:36 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
William Shatma
cap10wow · 0 points · Posted at 21:55:29 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Smegma
FRTSKR · 3 points · Posted at 22:02:46 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Gagma
Kurukato · 8 points · Posted at 21:53:04 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Maga
PM_Fake_Tits · 285 points · Posted at 21:30:13 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)*
Can we get a name for shit that’s hasn’t been shat yet? In the same way that lava is called magma only after it breaches earth’s surface
Edit: lava is called magma until it breaches earth’s surface
Edit 2: I will forever carry pride with me for being the inspiration from which the the term “Fecus” was born. That shit is marvelous.
Only1LeftWithPadding · 1832 points · Posted at 21:45:03 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
An unborn poop... a Fecus?
PM_Fake_Tits · 148 points · Posted at 22:06:07 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
We have a winner
michaelnpdx · 17 points · Posted at 23:13:50 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Nobody is winning here.
PM_Fake_Tits · 30 points · Posted at 23:19:07 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Are you kidding? One day you will hear someone make a poop euphemism about “having to abort a fecus” and you will remember where you were when that phrase was brought into the world
Black_ValoR · 7 points · Posted at 23:48:37 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
One day I hope to tell my grand children of this moment
fite_me_fgt · 4 points · Posted at 05:45:57 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Stop bragging, most of us only have okay children.
bigchurn · 2 points · Posted at 03:18:36 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I can’t wait to show mine this video
gregny2002 · 2 points · Posted at 01:36:16 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
It was shat upon us today
JohnC53 · 2 points · Posted at 23:56:37 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Previously chicken dinner
Tinker651 · 16 points · Posted at 22:26:44 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Thank you for the new joke!
Snackbarian · 5 points · Posted at 22:10:06 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Beautiful.
princessDB · 4 points · Posted at 22:15:32 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Oh Christ.
trolltruth6661123 · 6 points · Posted at 23:26:52 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I submitted it to urban dictionary.. i'm sure they will approve it.
MissLizLiberty · 8 points · Posted at 21:50:14 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I would give you gold if I had gold to give. I openly snort-laughed at this.
Rulanik · 4 points · Posted at 22:50:12 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Aborting unborn poop is murder!
KhaosJunkie · 3 points · Posted at 23:01:59 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Sounds like it needs to be taken to the pee i.c. yewwwww
3600MilesAway · 3 points · Posted at 21:57:21 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
More substance than a flatus.
viperex · 3 points · Posted at 00:28:22 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Congratulations. You just made Internet history
jazzy_fizz · 3 points · Posted at 00:50:58 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Genius
polyesterPoliceman · 2 points · Posted at 01:54:11 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Unexpected rooster teeth
HiragiGhost · 2 points · Posted at 02:56:56 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I remember in middle school some girl in my class said to another: 'you are a faeces, I bet you don't even know what that means'
'Er, yes I do!' She replies indignantly. 'It's a baby!'
CritRichards · 1 points · Posted at 23:23:01 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/wjDx2IN.mp4
FRTSKR · 159 points · Posted at 22:03:25 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Shisn’t
telegetoutmyway · 12 points · Posted at 23:23:26 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Shaint
Nah I like Fecus better.
thatvoicewasreal · 4 points · Posted at 22:15:13 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Shyet
tiptoptinto · 2 points · Posted at 00:34:35 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Shain't?
ROTCHunter · 7 points · Posted at 21:50:09 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Other way around my dude
PM_Fake_Tits · 3 points · Posted at 22:06:43 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Thanks for catching that. Sometimes my brain doesn’t work so good
UhOhFeministOnReddit · 9 points · Posted at 21:49:49 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Excretus?
Edit: Okay, one more. What about a Hembryo?
Alright, I'm done.
DJ-MAC- · 3 points · Posted at 21:50:41 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Food?
No wait...
Crap
Rossieboi93 · 2 points · Posted at 23:00:28 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Someone further up called it unshat shit and I can't ever consider anything else
THE_CHOPPA · 1 points · Posted at 22:23:45 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Shmagma
PaterPoempel · 1 points · Posted at 22:39:31 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
shartma
MacGuyverism · 1 points · Posted at 23:34:03 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Cacma could become caca.
Mason468 · 1 points · Posted at 00:17:35 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Food
HorusTheBlade17 · 62 points · Posted at 21:48:28 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I've never seen anything on Reddit that has made me laugh this hard, I'm fucking crying.
Dat_Harass · 1 points · Posted at 02:01:31 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I sort of feel like these comment sections need shoutcasted.
[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 21:54:31 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
it's like shit veal
peese-of-cawffee · 2 points · Posted at 22:07:25 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Is it still shit if it has yet to be shat?
Megaman1981 · 2 points · Posted at 22:10:41 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Pre-shite
SgtSausage · 2 points · Posted at 23:37:28 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
There's nothing you can shit that can't be shat ... ♪♫♬
All you need is love ♪♫♬
astrofizzer · 2 points · Posted at 23:49:36 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
DDancy · 2 points · Posted at 00:33:35 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Second Harvest..
ElBurritoNinja · 2 points · Posted at 00:47:23 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I think I found my new Band Name!
NysonEasy · 2 points · Posted at 00:52:43 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Then it’s called IT
BobLoBlahLaw · 2 points · Posted at 05:14:05 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I hope this will always be your most upvoted comment.
scroogish · 2 points · Posted at 00:10:20 on February 10, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yup I'm pretty sure this is my peak
TheMadPi · 1 points · Posted at 21:20:24 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
That's a shity paradox
Black_n_Neon · 1 points · Posted at 22:08:42 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I guess shat is the past tense of shit.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 22:09:06 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
r/bandnames
thatboyaintrite · 1 points · Posted at 22:47:21 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
How much shit can an unshat shit shit, if an unshat shit could shit shit?
vivazeta · 1 points · Posted at 23:25:25 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
That phrase alone expanded my mind. A new neural connection happened (or whatever the actual science is). My brain changed on the basis of "unshat shit"
Mr-Mister · 1 points · Posted at 23:30:31 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Better than deshat shit.
mylastnameisgunter · 1 points · Posted at 23:40:27 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Ass Magma
puttheremoteinherbut · 1 points · Posted at 06:21:31 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
It’s a real lava vs magma situation.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 12:33:26 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
it's like waking up dead.
aerger · 1 points · Posted at 22:02:15 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
No, Donald, it's pronounced "United States".
ANAL_PLUNDERING · 0 points · Posted at 21:46:55 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
We saw it the first time
thepensivepoet · 1405 points · Posted at 21:18:56 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)*
Many animals eat the poop either from themselves or other members of their species. It's a great way to populate your microbiome with digestion-friendly microbes as well as get a second chance to digest nutrients that didn't get fully broken down on the first pass through.
Rabbits are so well known to eat their own poop that we have a separate name for the 'fresh' poop, cecotropes, that are almost always eaten directly from their own butt.
evangelism2 · 280 points · Posted at 21:40:31 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
So is this like the natural equivalent of taking a probiotic?
If so, why do we get sick if we do it? How come no pro feces eating facebook groups exist yet?
Xertious · 472 points · Posted at 21:54:39 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
We're really good at digestion, all we poop out is toxins. Animals like rabbits and elephants are really bad at digestion and will not digest everything so will poop out mostly undigested food. Its one reason human poop smells so bad and a rabbit's doesn't.
xanatos451 · 276 points · Posted at 22:06:16 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
It also helps that what we eat isn't as hard to break down as what they do.
CooCooKabocha · 84 points · Posted at 22:33:25 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
munches carrot
ChromaticFinish · 107 points · Posted at 22:56:42 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Rabbits don’t eat carrots though :O
Tisjustatossaway · 66 points · Posted at 22:57:43 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Childhood destroyed. Thanks And What's up Doc?
electricprism · 10 points · Posted at 03:22:18 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
My heart is saddened that this generation will not learn about morality from a cross dressing rabbit.
Xavierpony · 1 points · Posted at 09:36:35 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Ask any children under the age of ten and they'll probably have never heard of Looney tunes and Warner bros
QuinceDaPence · 1 points · Posted at 14:52:37 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
You stop it right now!
niugnep24 · 27 points · Posted at 23:32:49 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Well they can but it's not very good for them.
carrot greens are ok
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 15:34:08 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
bitter as hell.
BarelyAnyFsGiven · 5 points · Posted at 02:10:06 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yeah they do, fed all my rabbits carrots from time to time.
Blueberries however, that shit is crack to most bunnies. Like run across the yard regardless of weather/obstacles/time if they think you dropped some.
--Quartz-- · 3 points · Posted at 03:19:54 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Corn flakes were my sister's bunny's crack. He went nuts when he had some
BarelyAnyFsGiven · 2 points · Posted at 03:27:46 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hehe never tried feeding them that, no buns anymore sadly but will try if I get the chance again!
bunbunnie · 2 points · Posted at 05:24:18 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Omg my bunny is a banana whore. He can smell that shit when I open it up clear across the house and comes running for it.
CooCooKabocha · 1 points · Posted at 16:50:55 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
shhh... the media doesn't want you to know that.
iwaspeachykeen · 1 points · Posted at 16:53:02 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Why does this have so many up votes? This is totally false. The misconception about rabbits and carrots is that they are good for them, or that it is a large part of their normal diet. Carrots aren’t very healthy for rabbits, and the majority of their diet should be made up of leafy greens. But rabbits definitely eat carrots.
ChromaticFinish · 2 points · Posted at 22:44:23 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
They really only eat carrots if they are fed carrots. They generally don’t dig them up and chow down on their own.
Seakawn · 20 points · Posted at 23:20:32 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'll eat an entire Little Caesars pizza and just fill the bowl with shit soup. It must have been pretty easy to break down.
So why don't we just give rabbits pizza so it digests better?
TechGoat · 12 points · Posted at 00:47:19 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
This kills the rabbit.
kinyutaka · 6 points · Posted at 01:02:44 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yeah, they aren't turtles, man.
candidexplorer · 3 points · Posted at 02:43:37 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
/r/shittyaskscience
SuperSMT · 1 points · Posted at 06:52:35 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
The glory of fire
Weathercock · 90 points · Posted at 22:55:11 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Well, not so much good at digestion as we are at selecting and preparing food so that it doesn't have to be digested as much. Our digestive systems are actually pretty weak as far as most apes go.
Xertious · 43 points · Posted at 23:28:26 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yes and no, some animals prepare their foods too, like coat their food in enzymes to aid digestion. We have evolved to eat the food we eat. Our digestive system might be 'weaker' than great apes and the like but we're talking about efficiency on which there really isn't much difference.
[deleted] · -14 points · Posted at 00:51:44 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Im not an ape.
ThisIs_MyName · 11 points · Posted at 02:05:08 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!
FlyingPinapple · -1 points · Posted at 03:28:39 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I found the black guy.
panbot · 1 points · Posted at 00:46:16 on February 10, 2018 · (Permalink)
Is this supposed to be a joke?
FlyingPinapple · 3 points · Posted at 06:06:05 on February 10, 2018 · (Permalink)
Followed by the usual offended SJW.
panbot · 2 points · Posted at 14:29:02 on February 10, 2018 · (Permalink)
Oh, so it was a joke. Sorry, I couldn't tell.
I_comment_on_GW · 9 points · Posted at 00:48:56 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Our poop is almost entirely bacteria with some dead red blood cells thrown in. The only toxins would be ones produced by harmful bacteria if you had something nasty living in your colon. The reason we’re evolved to be disgusted by our poop is that there’s a million fecal-oral route parasites that infest humans.
Xertious · 1 points · Posted at 06:49:28 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Actually our poop is mostly water. I think you're misunderstanding the word toxic.
I_comment_on_GW · 2 points · Posted at 07:54:58 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Obviously it’s mostly water, by dry mass it’s mostly bacteria. And yes I know what a toxin is, bacteria do not necessarily produce toxins (or are toxic).
Xertious · -1 points · Posted at 08:53:11 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Actually its dry mass is any undigested material like plant matter or other.
Eating fecal matter causes illness, does it not?
[deleted] · 4 points · Posted at 23:58:31 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
"toxins"
jarwastudios · 4 points · Posted at 23:59:43 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
What's a dog's excuse then? Because my dogs' shit stinks to holy hell and they eat right from the source. In the winter it's steaming even. Gross.
Xertious · 1 points · Posted at 06:40:36 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I said one of the reasons. Dogs are pretty efficient too, but it depends on what you feed them and how well you feed them. Dogs are omnivores too so can digest a whole bunch of stuff. I think a reason dogs eat theirs and other animals poop is missing minerals?
thenewiBall · 7 points · Posted at 22:36:12 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
You should eat more plants and then really talk about how well we digest things
Xertious · 6 points · Posted at 23:15:00 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
They're not the same digestive system, we've evolved an omnivorous digestive system so we're good at digesting a bit of everything. Elephants on the other hand have evolved to be herbivores, yet still aren't able to digest as much comparatively. So its not really about plant matter being harder to digest, just digestive systems being differently efficient.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 10:31:24 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Do you have trouble with vegetables or something? What am I missing here?
thenewiBall · 1 points · Posted at 15:35:10 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
They're saying humans can digest food no better than a typical herbivore but neither can digest fiber and cellulose very well at all. If you ate spinach, kale, and other leafy greens like they do with grasses and other non domesticated plants your shit would look about the same if not less digested
Seakawn · 7 points · Posted at 23:25:06 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'm imagining a universe where our digestion system sucks, and we shit out slices of pizza that are half fresh and half shit, and we go, "hmm... fuck it," and eat it like normal.
Instead of having toilets where our droppings fall into water to be flushed, we'd have toilets where our droppings fall onto a tray, instead of toilet paper it would be paper towels and plastic utensils.
Depending on the conditions that brought natural selection to where it is today, I'm glad for how things are. But in another universe, someone is just probably entertaining our universe the way I entertained the aforementioned fiction--"what if there was a universe where people couldn't digest 100% of their intake, and so the processed leftovers came out of some nasty hole in their body, and it was normal enough that they'd have bathrooms in public places--expecting it to happen at anytime."
So, perspective really is everything. Maybe people eating half shit pizza wouldn't be so bad if that was how things were?
Xertious · 8 points · Posted at 23:30:17 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
On the plus side, we'd be getting to eat twice as much pizza.
schmuck-in-plaid · 2 points · Posted at 00:06:26 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Well not exactly... we'd be eating the same (shitty) pizza twice
gsfgf · 3 points · Posted at 01:21:43 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Other way around, really. Animals that can digest grass are the ones that are really good at digestion. If humans tried that, it would go right through you and provide no appreciable nutrition, so you'd die if you kept at it. Compared to that, multiple stomachs, eating shit, etc. are improvements.
Xertious · 1 points · Posted at 06:53:46 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Again as I said to another person we're talking about efficiency. Humans have evolved to to be omnivores so we can eat a bit of everything, some plant some meat. We've also evolved to mostly eat food after some kind of cooking ritual.
I'm not suggesting one animal can digest more of its diet then another. We're talking the ability to digest and remove all 'food value' from the food and left with nothing more we can digest.
mannotron · 3 points · Posted at 01:30:44 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
This explains why my bearded dragon, who only shits once every 3 weeks, will clear the room when she finally takes a massive dump. Desert reptiles are super efficient at absorbing nutrients and water from their food.
Goofypoops · 2 points · Posted at 23:56:05 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Not entirely true. some of my poops look indistinguishable from a Babe Ruth bar
digitalis303 · 2 points · Posted at 02:23:42 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
To elaborate a bit. Rabbits have an organ called a cecum. It houses a lot of bacteria (some might say a shit ton of 'em) that do the majority of breaking down food. However, the cecum comes after the small intestine and the S.I. is where most absorption occurs. So, rabbits poop two types of pellets. Green ones that are fresh from the cecum and loaded with freshly liberated nutrients, and black ones that are just shit.
Also, eating your own crap probably wouldn't hurt you (not that I'm rushing to do it. There are still quite a few nutrients in (our gut really isn't that efficient), BUT human feces are about 60% bacteria by dry weight (or so I'm told). Most are harmless, but a few could make you sick. And as u/xanatos451 points out, our food is generally much easier to digest than what rabbits eat.
TheAdAgency · 1 points · Posted at 01:15:36 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
You are my go-to shit expert
wastelander · 0 points · Posted at 23:56:08 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Actually, they are better at digestion than we are. What they call food, we call indigestible fiber.
[deleted] · -1 points · Posted at 08:07:36 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Lol, you don’t know what you’re saying
Xertious · 1 points · Posted at 08:53:27 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Thanks for your input.
[deleted] · 0 points · Posted at 16:26:11 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Dude, you really don’t know what you’re saying. Stop spreading wrong info...
Xertious · 1 points · Posted at 16:30:22 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
If you want to engage, please feel free to correct me or add your contribution.
[deleted] · 0 points · Posted at 16:40:12 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
All poop is toxic. No animal can excrete indigested food or they can’t grow at all. You do know what digestion does right?
Xertious · 1 points · Posted at 16:44:42 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
You clearly have read the whole topic. You poop undigested food. Many animals, like I and others have said don't digest all their food it passes through them with digestion incomplete.
You're clearly a troll tho, so unless you post something of value I won't reply back.
[deleted] · 0 points · Posted at 16:50:39 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)*
Troll?! I’m not trolling at all lol
You don’t poop undigested food wtf are you saying?! True, we don’t digest all remains but that doesn’t make an elephant aware of this. What are the chances of an elephant knowing that the food the other elephants as passing was actually undigested?! The elephant in the video was clearly starving so it had no other choice but to eat shit lol
[deleted] · 0 points · Posted at 17:29:05 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I dont know how old you are but try debating about the same topic with an elder. Don’t spread false info
captainpriapism · 109 points · Posted at 22:11:25 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
have you actually checked i bet theres at least one
ATomatoAmI · 3 points · Posted at 13:05:26 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
And it's probably figureheaded by someone on Gwyneth Paltrow's contact list if not her speed dial.
derpotologist · 1 points · Posted at 19:46:02 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
link me
thepensivepoet · 138 points · Posted at 21:44:26 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)*
If we had evolved a better resistance to E. Coli it wouldn't be much of a problem but as top-predators AND agrarians we don't have much cause to slurp up soggy seconds.
Your stomach acid's primary function is to kill microbes (and break down large stuff... digestion is done via enzymes) but there are microbes like lactobacillus which are resistant to stomach acid and can make it from mouth to gut to help break down foods.
AugustusTheWolf · 21 points · Posted at 22:59:02 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hi, resident wolf biologist here, just want to point out that wolves do not in fact have many if any enzymes in their stomach, and all digestion is done by the hydrochloric acid and the peristalsis. Hydrochloric acid is #1 for digesting meat. Our stomach enzymes mainly help us break down plant material.
thepensivepoet · 6 points · Posted at 23:03:37 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Fair enough - I'm assuming wolf stomach ph is a lot lower than humans?
AugustusTheWolf · 9 points · Posted at 00:05:54 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Definitely but ours gets pretty damn low too. We digest meat as well. It's the acid that does the majority of the work on meat
LurkLurkleton · 1 points · Posted at 00:01:16 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Are you also a furry by chance? No judgement. Just your username suggests
AugustusTheWolf · 5 points · Posted at 00:04:46 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Nope. Augustus is a reference to my favorite military leader because I had an old account with the name of a wolf I knew at a wolf sanctuary there before. But I deleted that account.
FlyingPinapple · 1 points · Posted at 03:33:14 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
TIL wolves use pool chlorine to digest their food.
AugustusTheWolf · 1 points · Posted at 17:33:06 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Well it's not pool chlorine and you do too
MsImNotPunny · 9 points · Posted at 22:30:51 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
You're all over these comments. Are you a poop doctor? Or just an enthusiast?
thepensivepoet · 8 points · Posted at 22:34:57 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Nah I just read a lot of Mary Roach books.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 22:47:58 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
TIL who Mary Roach is...
MsImNotPunny · 1 points · Posted at 04:45:33 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
"Mary Roach: 10 Things You Didn't Know About Orgasm"
FlyingPinapple · 3 points · Posted at 03:30:58 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Poop enthusiast sounds good
rebble_yell · 6 points · Posted at 23:19:49 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
We don't have a "resistance" to it so much as the other bacteria in our gut fight it off.
That's why a fecal transplant is an effective treatment -- the transplanted microbes start doing the fighting for us.
Diarrhea_Van_Frank · 2 points · Posted at 02:10:29 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Pure poetry
n1ywb · 48 points · Posted at 22:13:02 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Uhm, they DO exist; it's a called a "fecal transplant" and it's a legit medical procedure. It's a little more complex than just eating a piece of poo though.
pedantic_asshole_ · 7 points · Posted at 22:27:54 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)*
Do tell
Edit: nevermind I don't want to know
fuckwad666 · 11 points · Posted at 22:42:36 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I think they take a turd from a donor and surgically implant it into the second patient.
Or it's made into a flavor masking chocolate shake or capsules.
filthyassistant · 22 points · Posted at 23:17:41 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
"it involves restoration of the colonic microflora by introducing healthy bacterial flora through infusion of stool, e.g. by colonoscopy, enema, orogastric tube or by mouth in the form of a capsule containing freeze-dried material, obtained from a healthy donor"
fuckwad666 · 11 points · Posted at 01:57:01 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Relevant username
Thanks for the assist lol
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 15:36:36 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
so... shit?
Excuse me for a second.
*retches*
alright, I'm good.
derpotologist · 1 points · Posted at 19:47:27 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
pretty sure they just put it in capsules so you don't have to taste it.
n1ywb · 3 points · Posted at 05:09:08 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I read an article about it; she said she got some poo from her skinniest healthiest friend, put it in a blender, strained it, diluted it, and drank it. And it cured her ulcerative colitus or whatever. And she lost weight.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 15:41:28 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
*retches*
ZombieTonyAbbott · 1 points · Posted at 08:15:48 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Have you seen 2 Girls 1 Cup?
Gonzobot · 3 points · Posted at 03:50:13 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Only so doctors can charge more for it. Same effect can be had with a q-tip and some rubber gloves, realistically. But at no point in either case are you eating the poop - you don't need butt flora in your mouth, you need it in your butt.
n1ywb · 2 points · Posted at 05:07:28 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
i know, my point is just that it's real enough that the FDA has seen fit to regulate it as a medical procedure
lapret · 2 points · Posted at 00:35:06 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Butt not much!
jim653 · 2 points · Posted at 12:31:26 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Time to drop in the fact that Hitler was a beneficiary of an early form of this therapy, using Mutaflor, supposedly made from the bacteria from the feacal matter of “a Bulgarian peasant of the most vigorous stock.”
aedroogo · 1 points · Posted at 03:18:20 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yeah, well I ain't made of money.
quickclickz · 1 points · Posted at 23:42:55 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
The good doctor?
P-Wing39 · 1 points · Posted at 14:54:39 on February 11, 2018 · (Permalink)
They DO exist? Please link to the pro feces eating Facebook group then.
TarantulaFarmer · 2 points · Posted at 22:03:34 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
... how hard have you looked? Hmm phrasing...
GGLSpidermonkey · 2 points · Posted at 23:48:04 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Poop transplants is a new therapy being tested for people who lose their gut biomes due to various reasons and get C.Diff infections.
xSieghartx · 2 points · Posted at 00:08:46 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Something something 2 girls 1 cup.
fiverhoo · 1 points · Posted at 22:17:22 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
If you think there are no pro-feces facebook groups, you don't have the right friends.
insertmadeupnamehere · 1 points · Posted at 23:44:56 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
They’re private?
Antzlive · 1 points · Posted at 23:46:00 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Those groups definitely exist my friend. It's called scat.
BorisYeltsin09 · 1 points · Posted at 03:28:59 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/VzPD009qTN4
Yes poop transplants are a thing and will probably be used much more frequently to treat things like depression. Super interesting video.
learnyouahaskell · 1 points · Posted at 05:48:42 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Well, even though it is disgusting, these are herbivores, so their excretions are orders "cleaner" (in general) than those of carni- and omni-vores.
cATSup24 · 315 points · Posted at 21:27:33 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
MGS3 taught me that they're called caecal feces. Who is right, who's the real hero?
thepensivepoet · 209 points · Posted at 21:29:42 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
We're both right but my word is more fun.
NoPlaceElseToGo · 51 points · Posted at 21:34:59 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I don't have any research to support this but I would assume that is a habit unique to grazing mammals perhaps? I can't imagine a lion or other predatory animal doing this regularly. What say you?
thepensivepoet · 116 points · Posted at 21:38:20 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I believe coprophagia (another fun word for dinner parties) is more common in herbivores.
Quick search doesn't seem to turn up any examples of carnivores getting down on the brown.
[deleted] · 42 points · Posted at 21:49:16 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
My dog eats my cats shit. What say you?
croomsy · 71 points · Posted at 22:16:47 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Your dog’s breath stinks
Xanthan81 · 5 points · Posted at 22:19:30 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I've eaten at Arby's before.
Gonzobot · 4 points · Posted at 03:47:29 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Cat shit is pretty high in protein, all things considered. Not a terrible food source, for foraging, but given that there's very likely to be a bag of dog food in the house too, it's pretty stupid behavior. Not that the dog will care.
Edit: forgot to add. clean your damn litterbox
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 04:09:19 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
We don’t have a litter box! She’s an outdoor cat. The dog makes quick work of it if we don’t stop her. 🤢
Futureman999 · 1 points · Posted at 23:06:38 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I say stop letting him lick your face.
Lucky_leprechaun · 1 points · Posted at 02:54:38 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
It’s kitty Roca.
naturalalchemy · 54 points · Posted at 21:46:20 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Tell that to my sister's dog. That thing loved noting more than dining on some shit. Wasn't even that fussy where it came from.
[deleted] · 37 points · Posted at 22:48:12 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
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pimpmymustache · 17 points · Posted at 23:27:32 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Im not even a cat person, but it makes me so mad whenever I hear about a vegan who is forcing their cat into a vegan diet. And their cat is always skinny as fuck, probably barely surviving off the few birds its able to eat when its owner isnt looking.
Ph_Dank · 10 points · Posted at 23:20:57 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I still think it's fucked up to feed a dog a vegan diet though.
Fappity_Fappity_Fap · 0 points · Posted at 00:01:32 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Not really that fucked up, the dog and its intestines will definitely lose love towards you but they can and will handle it unlike a vegan with a medium-rare steak.
Now, forcing a vegan diet with the right supplements to a cat, that's fucked up and cruel.
The_Gray_Marquis · 3 points · Posted at 02:38:20 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I dunno, I feel like forcing any type of diet because of a belief is fucked. For health reasons if fine though. You seem like a reasonable homie though, not trying to start slinging shit, just wanted to give you my number 2 cents.
dotMJEG · 2 points · Posted at 01:21:27 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
That depends on the dog. Some breeds do require a balance of meat. Mine's a Canaan, his daily meal is a bunch of raw chicken! He also enjoy's broccoli, beans, potatoes, pasta, and my mom's bread! Dog's 101 actually video'd his sister Camber!
ww2colorizations · 2 points · Posted at 23:12:39 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Was it a German Shepherd perhaps? They seem to be a breed that loves to eat shit
Gandar54 · 4 points · Posted at 23:30:40 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Mine did for a couple years when he was young. It was fucking gross.
ww2colorizations · 1 points · Posted at 03:21:33 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yup....mine stopped after he grew up. Very gross, I hated it. The reason I asked was that my other dog (different breed) was same age and didn’t do that. And my buddy has 2 shepherds who did the same thing....so I wondered if it was breed related
Lucky_leprechaun · 1 points · Posted at 02:54:05 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Had a cat. Got a dog. Soon, started worrying that something was wrong with my cat, he wasn’t pooping anymore!? Why aren’t there any cat shits in the cat box!!?!?
Because kitty roca is apparently a dog delicacy.
Eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
ApokalypseCow · 9 points · Posted at 22:01:16 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
The term for this behavior, in this context, is "refection".
connormxy · 1 points · Posted at 22:33:47 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Gives a whole new meaning to the refectory...
VPutinsSearchHistory · 5 points · Posted at 22:22:25 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hi, vet student here.
Rabbits have an incredibly speedy gut - so much so that if you shave one's tummy you can see it move around! It's weird but cool. Anyway, their speedy gut means that many things won't be absorbed the first time round. Rabbits have two different kinds of poo - they have the normal stuff you see in fields etc, and they have caecotrophs.
Caecotrophs are produced mostly at night, and have quite a different look and texture to them. They tend to eat them straight from their anus too, as someone has already said.
TheBeeve · 2 points · Posted at 22:21:49 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Checkmate, vegans!
Seakawn · 1 points · Posted at 23:15:43 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
NB4 "vegans literally have to eat their own shit to prevent malnourishment--and I'm the uncivilized one for eating a Big Mac instead?!??!"
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 22:22:37 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
My dog likes sausage. My dog likes all poop. I wish my dog liked me in the way she likes poop.
gaiusjozka · 1 points · Posted at 22:33:55 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
You are the Unidan of scat. Thank you for your service!
thepensivepoet · 3 points · Posted at 22:40:20 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I guess I need a new batch of business cards.
cATSup24 · 1 points · Posted at 23:24:23 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Just put a Tupperware in your toilet on your next visit
rnoyfb · 1 points · Posted at 23:12:14 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Calling a dinner party a coprophagia will not ingratiate yourself with the host.
DresdenPI · 1 points · Posted at 23:55:14 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
That's because plants are harder to digest than animals are, so many herbivores have digestion strategies that involve spending as much time as possible digesting their food. Eating their own poop is one strategy (like elephants and koalas), having multiple stomachs and extra long digestive systems is another (cows), while some have gizzards in which they store rocks and sand with which they physically grind food apart (birds).
DresdenPI · 1 points · Posted at 03:52:57 on February 22, 2018 · (Permalink)*
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Codus_Tyrus · 1 points · Posted at 00:39:43 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
My dog would eat goose shit. He only ate it when it was frozen though. I guess he liked shitcicles.
MooFu · 1 points · Posted at 00:45:08 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
At the Copro ... Coprophagia.
The hottest spot in Agia Pelagia.
At the Copro ... Coprophagia,
You'll get a mouthful from somebody's asshole.
At the Copro ...
codeman73 · 1 points · Posted at 05:15:39 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'll always remember from and associate that word with an x-files episode by that name. might have been about giant roaches, not sure
fusdomain · 1 points · Posted at 21:46:32 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Soooo....Vegans?
fuckwad666 · 2 points · Posted at 22:38:22 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Dogs eat poop... They're more omnivorous than strictly carnivorous though
ancient_astronaut · 1 points · Posted at 03:07:14 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Humans do this
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal_microbiota_transplant
NoPlaceElseToGo · 1 points · Posted at 17:47:00 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Do you? Me neither.
whoneedsoriginality · 16 points · Posted at 22:01:49 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
How often do people say, "I totally read thepenispoet?"
Stephanie7even · 5 points · Posted at 22:39:42 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I initially read your comment as "the pen is poet." And I learned my mind is less dirty than it used to be.
thepensivepoet · 5 points · Posted at 22:34:01 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
About once a month.
Dlrlcktd · 2 points · Posted at 23:07:15 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
How often to people say “I saw ‘whoredoriginality’”
otabagel · 36 points · Posted at 21:41:19 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)*
No thanks
Edit: somehow I put this under the wrong comment, whoops
pistoncivic · 18 points · Posted at 22:04:13 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
More microbes for me!
Anechoic_Brain · 5 points · Posted at 22:10:50 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal_microbiota_transplant
You're welcome!
sub_surfer · 4 points · Posted at 22:36:03 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
If you take it in pill form you won't know the difference between that and a placebo. That's why I always bite down on the pill. Way more flavor.
otabagel · 5 points · Posted at 22:38:17 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Just like a smelly gusher!
mlchanges · 3 points · Posted at 22:50:18 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Humans don't eat it, we just transfer it from one butt to another. It's called a fecal transplant.
otabagel · 2 points · Posted at 22:51:12 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
A reverse human centipede, you say?
mlchanges · 1 points · Posted at 22:53:31 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
A bit less ATM involved but sure, why not.
BlinkStalkerClone · 2 points · Posted at 23:31:56 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
That could go under pretty much any comment in this thread.
[deleted] · 10 points · Posted at 22:28:03 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)*
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cATSup24 · 5 points · Posted at 22:37:30 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
"No, it's more than that... it's my destiny, to be here, in the box!
You should come inside the box! Then you'll know what I mean."
I must admit I've played that game way too much in high school. Got so good I beat it on European Extreme difficulty, without killing a single non-boss enemy before reaching The Sorrow.
[deleted] · 6 points · Posted at 22:41:14 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)*
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cATSup24 · 1 points · Posted at 22:52:35 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
To be fair, I purposefully inserted a strange quote from the game.
IntercontinentalKoan · 2 points · Posted at 22:53:53 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I assumed so but it's' still hilarious
cATSup24 · 2 points · Posted at 23:04:52 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
There are funny parts in pretty much all the games in the MGS series.
DrMikeRotch · 5 points · Posted at 21:45:09 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I....don't remember eating my own shit in snake eater. Maybe I missed an area.
cATSup24 · 5 points · Posted at 21:59:34 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Funnily enough, Snake did mention that he might want to try it when talking to Para-medic about European hares. That's also where the caecal feces thing comes from.
that_is_so_Raven · 7 points · Posted at 22:24:20 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Para-Medic: "Snake, that area is inhabited by European rabbits. The European rabbit is said to have come from the Mediterranean region originally. But nowadays they're found all over the world. They've been used since ancient times as a source of food, so it might be worth catching them. Rabbits are known to eat their own excrement."
Snake: "They eat their own...?"
Para-Medic: "That's right. It's called caecal feces. When the rabbit eats fiber, the fier is fermented in the rabbit's appendix, or caecum, and turned into a nutritious substance full of vitamins. The rabbit excretes this substance and then eats it again to absorb the nutrients."
http://www.neoseeker.com/mgs3/faqs/134179-metal-gear-solid-3-sub-codec-script.html
supfaggot · 6 points · Posted at 22:18:47 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Pretty tasty
CUTyer · 2 points · Posted at 21:43:43 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Caecal's Fecels.
Massgyo · 1 points · Posted at 23:31:11 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Damn that must have been deep in a codec call. I beat that game like 8 times
cATSup24 · 2 points · Posted at 23:38:27 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Not really, it was the codec call about European hares. I made it a point for at least one of my far too many playthroughs to codec call for EVERYTHING you could possibly call for... on top of the times I called previously or the ones I called multiple times because they were funny.
Rockonfoo · 1 points · Posted at 02:04:58 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I wouldn't trust that penis poet guy, he can be a little.....stylish
bkaybee · 40 points · Posted at 21:39:49 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yeah. My rabbit loves his own poop, but not as much as my sister's dog loves my rabbit's poop.
brbauer2 · 3 points · Posted at 23:07:46 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
We have rabbits all the time in the neighborhood and we have to give the dogs less food during the warmer months because of all the rabbit poop they find in the yard.
tibtibs · 23 points · Posted at 21:36:59 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
So is this why my shih tzu will eat her own poop and lick my cat's butthole? Because it's gross and weird and I'm about to start brushing her teeth.
DeadMoos3 · 11 points · Posted at 21:56:29 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Omfg my shit tzu loves eating her poo, I thought I was just a horrible father that helicopter parented for too long.
MayorBee · 4 points · Posted at 03:43:43 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Welp, I think I found your problem.
DeadMoos3 · 5 points · Posted at 04:17:40 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Pun intended :)
tibtibs · 3 points · Posted at 05:39:47 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Our breeder gave us a handout about it. It's pretty prevalent for the breed. My MIL's shih tzus never seem to though. I could be a bad pet parent.
It's probably because I tell my dog that I prefer her sister (the cat) often.
DeadMoos3 · 2 points · Posted at 12:56:31 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I think they enjoy the emotional abuse, I tell my don't she's a peice of sh1t and she always asks for cuddles when I do...
EpikYummeh · 3 points · Posted at 02:24:25 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yep, autocoprophagia is the term for eating your own excrement. Very common in dogs, though we consider it gross because human poop smells bad and contains a lot of toxins that are bad to consume.
tibtibs · 5 points · Posted at 05:37:24 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
My dog's poop also smells bad, but not as bad as the cats.
EpikYummeh · 3 points · Posted at 06:04:48 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
We think the same... but that doesn't stop the dog.
tibtibs · 1 points · Posted at 06:12:16 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
True. I'm sad the cat won't bitch slap the dog. That would end this.
nonoglorificus · 6 points · Posted at 23:31:15 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I brush my Lhasa’s teeth whenever she eats cat poop and it does not deter her at all. She doesn’t eat her own though? This is what we get for buying inbred tiny fur gremlins
tibtibs · 3 points · Posted at 05:41:04 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yes, this is our punishment for them. The teeth brushing is less of a deterrent and more because her favorite thing is licking. Especially licking the air since she's not allowed to lick us.
nonoglorificus · 5 points · Posted at 06:23:58 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yeah, it’s not meant to be a deterrent as much as for hygiene purposes. Her favorite thing to do after eating cat poop is run to lick my face and she always seems super confused about how I figured it out.
freeqstyler · 3 points · Posted at 11:14:08 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Goddammit I just gagged reading this
nonoglorificus · 1 points · Posted at 16:01:08 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Here’s a present for you: when she was a puppy she ate some nice fresh poop and then happily came up and belched right in my face. It was the worst thing I have ever smelled in my entire life. My eyes watered and I had to go drink some water.
freeqstyler · 2 points · Posted at 21:46:07 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yeah, my sister's dog used to eat cat poop too and I had somewhat similar experience as you :P As much as I like dogs, it's a thing that really grosses me out about them.
cunninglinguist81 · 5 points · Posted at 03:49:10 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Cat food has way more protein content than dogs, because cats are full carnivores whereas dogs are kinda in between cats and humans, more omnivorous-leaning-to-carnivorous.
So dogs will often eat cat poop because it has more undigested protein than their own, and still smells like food to them. You nasty, dog.
lazy_rabbit · 2 points · Posted at 06:42:24 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
My understanding of the situation is that, yes, cats require more proteins and carbs, that they somehow digest it poorly anyway, so to a dog it's like a cheeseburger (protein + carbs) sitting on the floor begging to be eaten (strong, interesting smell).
cunninglinguist81 · 1 points · Posted at 07:16:21 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yup, that's been my experience too.
Dog: "You sure you don't want this? It's good stuff!"
Cat: "...wtf."
Diz7 · 2 points · Posted at 00:08:29 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Dogs frequently go for cat poop, there's something in it their body needs so some dogs like it.
OctagonalButthole · 2 points · Posted at 04:12:57 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Maybe remove your cat's butthole?
tibtibs · 1 points · Posted at 05:38:04 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I think I'd rather get the dog to stop licking it. Buttholes seem important for one reason or another.
sammythejammy · 166 points · Posted at 21:43:16 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)*
It's possible in humans as well. With c difficile, one cure is to have a poop transplant. This can be done with a poop enema from a healthy person, or a poop cocktail, usually a chocolate milkshake to disguise the poop.
Someone had this done to them from a fat lady and actually ended up fatter because of the change in gut bacteria. Be it different metabolising or a change in food cravings, it had an effect.
https://youtu.be/VzPD009qTN4?t=6m7s
thepensivepoet · 149 points · Posted at 21:44:53 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Fecal transplants are the shit.
PrettyTarable · 38 points · Posted at 21:55:41 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
God damnit Dad...
[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 22:13:57 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is the best shit I've seen on r/WTF in a long time
digitalis303 · 1 points · Posted at 02:28:19 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
WildLudicolo · 215 points · Posted at 22:04:53 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Nope. I don't believe you. I don't care if it's true, I'm not looking it up to find out, I can't hear you, la la la.
Lington · 99 points · Posted at 22:07:29 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I've read about them being in capsules but I'm not sure about the milkshake... I don't see why that would be used.
SirBuckeye · 64 points · Posted at 22:22:20 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
What if you need to bring all the boys to the yard?
Necks · 67 points · Posted at 22:36:00 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I could teach you, but I'd have to shart.
GiggaWat · 5 points · Posted at 23:27:53 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Goddamn, beat comment of the month!!
connormxy · 38 points · Posted at 22:35:43 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)*
Yeah that's just false. If they do give it from the mouth side, it's either a capsule, or a tube used to deliver the load in the intestines past the stomach.
Gonzobot · 3 points · Posted at 03:51:24 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I do not comprehend which part of the brain reads "fecal transplant" and thinks "shit sandwich, yup, that's medicine sounding all right, I'm gonna go tell people you eat it"
connormxy · 1 points · Posted at 04:06:31 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Edited to clarify that I had a typo, meant from the mouth side. It is basically made into a slurry, but it is given by tube when used that way, and sometimes from the mouth side, which is becoming less common anyway. OP must have heard that true/surprising thing but missed the important tube part and made a leap to the very gross
nrocksteady · 3 points · Posted at 23:47:47 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
If you think fish oil capsule burps are bad...
learnyouahaskell · 2 points · Posted at 05:49:19 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
No they give you an enema. This is a medical emergency procedure (catastrophic loss of gut flora, etc.), no joke.
Seakawn · 4 points · Posted at 23:28:13 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yeah seriously.
"Hey, you get two choices. 1. Do you want a capsule to mask the scent and taste? Or, 2. Do you want to forever ruin your attraction to milkshakes via taste aversion?"
lazy_rabbit · 1 points · Posted at 07:08:02 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)*
I acquired taste aversion to Captain Morgan after one of my first boyfriends poured half a handle of the sugary alcohol over my head during:
I. Friday the 13th
II. Mid-July in a Florida forest (hot, sticky, and thereafter eaten alive by mosquitos)
III. At a bonfire that my friend fell into and sustained 3rd degree burns across his torso
IV. When I eventually gave up my fight against the onslaught of mosquitos, I zipped my entire body (head included) in a sleeping bag (again, in mid-July, 80° Florida evening, next to a bonfire that likely made it closer to 90°F, covered in sticky, sugary alcohol and a million itchy mosquito bites), but not before cautioning my very drunken fellow 17-year old friends to stop throwing the empty beer bottles into the fire because rudimentary physics.
And finally...
V. About 20min after I (mercifully) fell asleep, my head had popped out of the sleeping bag; none of my friends had adhered to my warnings and someone threw another empty beer bottle into the fire- it promptly exploded into several large pieces, one of which landed on my cheek, searing my flesh and abruptly rousing me from my slumber.
To say I'm "averse" to Captain Morgan is the understatement of the century. Just the smell of it makes me sick to my stomach.
ETA I just remembered another "fun fact" about that evening. On the way to this thrilling experience, we were pulled over and were "relieved" of our freshly purchased Mary Jane.
FridayThe13thBot · 1 points · Posted at 07:08:13 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I see you are thinking about friday the 13th. /r/isTodayFridayThe13th might be a nice subreddit for you to check out
ATomatoAmI · 2 points · Posted at 13:09:08 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
No, no it's not.
dasher11 · 2 points · Posted at 23:57:07 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's definitely not true, don't worry. The poop can be given through an NG tube (tube goes in your nose and directly into your stomach) or dried out in capsules you swallow.
Darkcheops · 2 points · Posted at 00:22:46 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'll just die thanks.
learnyouahaskell · 1 points · Posted at 05:50:44 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Just get an enema.
lc387 · 1 points · Posted at 23:11:49 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
One saved my grandmothers life when she had c. dificile
[deleted] · 31 points · Posted at 22:10:57 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)*
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Tisjustatossaway · 5 points · Posted at 23:01:37 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Fit people are going to start selling their shit. The demand will exceed supply, so they will outsource to kids in third world countries. Ass cancer will spread from all the forced pooping. Might be what have the supplements people are using now, is made of.
Seakawn · 2 points · Posted at 23:31:26 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)*
Holy shit. I'm stunned right now. A random Marc M/sickanimation reference in the fucking wild?
I still watch his new videos to this day. It's mostly nostalgia now but at the same time god damn I love that man's sense of humor. I've only been fortunate enough to have no more than several close friends who I could expose him to.
I wish I could read his best lines all over Reddit at the same frequency I read Prequel memes.
"Overruled!"
"No, you're overruled, dude!"
"Your Honor, this is just... Your Honor!!"
"I wonder if he supports our troops... doesn't matter--still wouldn't fuck him. I wouldn't fuck a dude period."
"... Hey mom and dad, this is Karen, my new girlfriend I was talking about."
"Mmm, ooo... looks like you've done well for yourself, Hans, but I'm gonna have to test the goods myself."
"Oh, ha ha, you know your father, he's such a kidder!"
"I've never been more serious in my damn life."
Don't mind me, I just had to let that all out--and I even restrained myself. It's probably not good that I can quote way more from him...
edit: actually, the can of worms has been opened, no use denying it.
"So I just got back from the dentist. $200 dollars. $200 dollars, just to clean 'em. And I don't see the point... they're just gonna get dirty again next time I eat. And let's face it folks... yaa gootttaa eeeaatt."
"Heh... you guys really looking for a singer?"
"I bet you're thinking I can't play piano because I'm all old and stuff. Well back in college they used to call me Tucan Sam, because I could stack two coke cans on top of my dick. And I used to, I would get angry at the girls, I'd say, 'Bitch I'll put a fucking coke can up your pussy. I'll tittyfuck your asshole, little bitch.'"
jumpuptothesky · 4 points · Posted at 22:34:46 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Let me be clear uhhhhh I need me some of that Barry Obama matter
BlacktasticMcFine · 2 points · Posted at 00:04:22 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Could you imagine selling your own shit?
Alchemist_one · 4 points · Posted at 21:55:01 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I don't know what to believe and I'm not brave enough to click that link.
sammythejammy · 7 points · Posted at 22:00:42 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Its a youtube link to Kurtzegakststastt's, however the fuck you spell it video
xanatos451 · 5 points · Posted at 22:07:22 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I think they just do it with poop pills instead of shit shakes these days.
Android_Obesity · 2 points · Posted at 22:18:18 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Now, now, use the real name: doo-doo daiquiri.
0OKM9IJN8UHB7 · 1 points · Posted at 22:47:46 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I recall reading that if you fit a certain profile you can actually get paid to be a shit donor for this.
sammythejammy · 2 points · Posted at 22:51:50 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Interesting... I would like to put myself forward for this.
I'm one of those people who "eats what they want" and stays skinny.
I call it moderation but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ might be worth a go
NotReallyEthicalLOL · 1 points · Posted at 23:10:58 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
what the shit
Monkitail · 1 points · Posted at 23:14:46 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
We’ve become such a bunch of biological bitches that one taste of a turd and we end up in the ICU
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 23:15:28 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
That bacterium's name is really cool. What do you have to do to be called "difficile"
meowpurrscratch · 1 points · Posted at 23:31:21 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
My cat had that procedure when he was young. He had chronic diarrhea; it just dripped out of him constantly. The vet got a sample from a littermate. Unfortunately it didn't work, but he eventually grew out of it on his own!
_PoopSoup_ · 1 points · Posted at 00:27:18 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Is this when I become relevant?
WookieRubbersmith · 1 points · Posted at 01:43:39 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I think it turned out that only MAYBE the poop transplant made her gain weight. From an article on ISDA:
"Importantly, the FMT was not the only possible cause of the woman’s weight gain. In addition to treatment for C. difficile, she had also been treated with several antibiotics for Helicobacter pylori infection. Other possible contributing factors in the woman’s weight gain include the resolution of her C. difficile infection, genetic factors, aging, and stress related to illness. However, as noted above, she had never been overweight before."
I don't think they've seen this effect replicated in anyone else, at least not that I've seen a clinical study for.
I've read a decent amount of poop research.
nyaleo · 1 points · Posted at 22:44:00 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
c difficile? Isn't that what the spanish easy button says??
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thepensivepoet · 19 points · Posted at 21:34:05 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Humans are weird. We make ourselves sick by holding in our own farts.
DonQuixotel · 6 points · Posted at 21:52:31 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hang on a second, I'm gonna make myself healthier in this board meeting real quick.
killinmesmalls · 11 points · Posted at 21:51:17 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
We get grossed out by broken down food matter, and the gasses from it. We act like we're above touching poop, even though it comes out of us every single day. We're definitely the weird ones.
thepensivepoet · 21 points · Posted at 21:52:46 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
What's really interesting is exactly where food becomes "gross" to us, specifically where saliva is involved.
It's in your mouth, you're swallowing it all day long, but spit in a clean glass of water and you're suddenly grossed out by the thought of drinking it.
killinmesmalls · 7 points · Posted at 21:56:41 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yeah, it's also weird that spit smells, but it doesn't taste bad. Even 20 mins after brushing your teeth and tongue, spit still smells.
Bigdumidiot · 3 points · Posted at 22:32:52 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Oh thank god, I just thought something was wrong with me but no one would tell me cus they thought it would be mean.
Seakawn · 1 points · Posted at 00:11:26 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I mean this is really conditional.
A yellow flag depends on how bad it smells, not just whether or not it smells bad in the first place. The worse your teeth/gums are, the more putrid smelling your saliva/breath will be, with or without brushing your teeth.
And that's just teeth/gum. I'm sure other factors could also play into bad breath/smelly saliva.
lakehousememory · 2 points · Posted at 22:53:41 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Maybe this has to do with how we define ourselfs and what "you" are. The saliva in our mouths are us, until it leaves us, then it becomes something else. By spitting in a glass of water and then drinking it you're basically expanding what you define as your body to something which lies outside of your body, and having/being a form with such loose contours is scary. We like being seperated from our surroundings, that is what we evolved to do.
thepensivepoet · 1 points · Posted at 23:02:15 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yes, but you can understand and rationalize that but also, logically, you're completely aware that there is nothing dangerous about drinking your own fresh spit from a glass of water. And yet you still think it's gross and are averse to the idea.
DhomDhom · 3 points · Posted at 22:18:39 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
"Every single day" Well, look at you bragging, Mr. Regular!
killinmesmalls · 1 points · Posted at 22:28:02 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Oh trust me I'm anything but regular. I do poop every day though, even if half of those days are diarrhea.
el-cuko · 1 points · Posted at 22:41:53 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I smell, pun intended, a pitch to bring scat into mainstream from this comment
ZackMorris78 · 2 points · Posted at 22:42:10 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
In 4th grade we were taking a test and it was super quiet in the classroom. I had to bust ass so badly and held it in a much as I could. It really hurt. Then I shifted a little in my seat and a little squeaked out like a whistle. Kids started laughing and I was so embrassed that I freaked out and my bung hole erupted gas so fierce on that wood and metal school desk that it sounded like the Brass section at the Met. The entire class bursted out in laughter and the teacher got very mad at me and wrote me up. I went home with a referral that said I was disrupting the class passing gas loudly. My parents thought I was a dirty little animal there told me to stop it and if you really had to pass wind to go to the bathroom. I was so humiliated that if I even felt the urge I would go to the bathroom just to fart for months. It's still a habit that I carry into my office job. If someone else is in there I fake piss and wash my hands endlessly until I can make fart from my butt in solitude.
joshmaaaaaaans · 2 points · Posted at 21:50:59 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Here I go again eating my own poop
IdontGAF13 · 2 points · Posted at 23:36:33 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This strategy for nutrition is highly uncommon and is not what is seen here in the case of the elephant. Rabbit guts select what is passed through, while holding back certain fibers to further ferment and synthesize proteins. This later becomes the cecotrope which is ingested again, delivering nutrients the rabbit could not find in its natural diet.
Maximus-the-horse · 1 points · Posted at 21:35:12 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Roger that. Away to go eat some poop.
kidneysforsale · 1 points · Posted at 21:37:39 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I have a rabbit who has longer fur (not a lion head or anything but still pretty fluffy) and who is also kind of a dufus. He not infrequently sits on his cecotropes and gets them stuck in his butt fur, which I lovingly have to trim out.
lilvipa · 1 points · Posted at 21:48:39 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
See it all the time. Might try myself.
Tortoise_Queen · 1 points · Posted at 21:49:05 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
My dog is also well known for eating her poop too.
bubbagump101 · 1 points · Posted at 22:14:54 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Rabbits, Chinchillas etc., will literally die if they don't get there "midnight snacks" of cecotropes. Integral part of their diet. Source; Manage pet store.
The_Great_Curve · 1 points · Posted at 22:15:40 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Are you shitting me??
AngeloSantelli · 1 points · Posted at 22:17:26 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
First time I saw my dad’s German Shepards eating his horse’s shit I was literally asking “what the fuck” as a child
Abusfad · 1 points · Posted at 22:33:44 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
The Human Centipede did nothing wrong.
thepensivepoet · 1 points · Posted at 22:40:48 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Kyru - should I eata the cuttrefish?
Slothnazi · 1 points · Posted at 22:36:01 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
So you're telling me if I eat my own shit, it's basically like a super probiotic?
thepensivepoet · 1 points · Posted at 22:37:41 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
No because you haven't evolved sufficient defenses against the likes of E Coli. Most microbes are benign but we have a natural aversion to poop for a reason.
BigFatBlackCat · 1 points · Posted at 22:52:45 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Coprophage!
CasinsWatkey · 1 points · Posted at 22:54:14 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
how do animals reason this stuff out, are they thinking about the microbes when they scoop in there?
thepensivepoet · 2 points · Posted at 23:00:30 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
They aren't reasoning anything - the ones that got curious/attracted to poop and ate some were more likely to survive and pass on their predilection for poop onto a new generation.
Multiply by a few million years and the beneficial option becomes clear.
CasinsWatkey · 1 points · Posted at 05:08:13 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
thanks for the explanation!
smackson · 1 points · Posted at 22:54:48 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Humans in my proximity have been known to drink their own urine in an attempt to not waste some <ahem> things that may have remained unprocessed the first pass through.
seanlax5 · 1 points · Posted at 22:55:55 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Eating poop leaves less evidence for predators.
socium · 1 points · Posted at 23:08:35 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Are there animals that don't do that?
Metahec · 1 points · Posted at 23:12:28 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Koalas do it too. (The relevent part about Koalas starts at 3:33, but the entire video is worth watching).
iamjackfosho · 1 points · Posted at 23:26:12 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
You're telling me most rabbits eat their own shit directly out of their own ass?
Arcticflux · 1 points · Posted at 23:32:37 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
If many animals can do that, can humans do that? Can I eat your shit and gain your biome? Without getting sick? Is it better to eat the shit of someone who works out and eats Paleo? As opposed to say, the average World Of Warcraft player?
magicmeese · 1 points · Posted at 23:54:13 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I think the more mind blowing but is the elephant wanted that poop before it was even pooped
merpes · 1 points · Posted at 00:05:00 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
... back and forth forever
Chef_Lebowski · 1 points · Posted at 00:18:31 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Ahh, well this explains the scat fetish in Japan. Totally normal stuff.
Lakeside · 1 points · Posted at 00:29:57 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Slap that on a bun and you gotta Philly dog
cpq29gpl · 1 points · Posted at 01:05:18 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
If any of y'all want to eat my poop, that's fine. But be patient and wait for me to poop; Don't reach up there and grab it. Thank you.
suite307 · 1 points · Posted at 01:42:41 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Damn poop thieves.
Canowyrms · 1 points · Posted at 01:55:52 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I thought rabbits did this because they have a hard time digesting most of what they eat
the_cc · 1 points · Posted at 02:09:49 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
My bunny lived to be 15 years old. The poor thing had arthritis so bad he couldn't reach down to eat his cecotropes. I had to give him a butt bath every other day because they would stick to his fur, and they smelled horrible. Owning pets can get weird sometimes.
bosonfiver · 1 points · Posted at 02:22:24 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Why isnt this the TOP post
CameCloser · 1 points · Posted at 02:38:46 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
this feel like bullshit
beany33 · 1 points · Posted at 02:53:29 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
This guy poops
usernumber36 · 1 points · Posted at 03:20:57 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I feel what you're neglecting to mention is that this often happens with ruminants that NEED to do this to actually fully digest their food completely.
RobotVandal · 1 points · Posted at 04:07:56 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Guinea pigs shit twice, eating the first!
Prothseda · 1 points · Posted at 08:17:38 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Has there been any culture in human history that pracised this openly and commonly?
Marthman · 1 points · Posted at 08:40:42 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
If we all went vegan, could we eventually do it too?
ChungusOBungus · 1 points · Posted at 07:33:50 on February 10, 2018 · (Permalink)
Alright, question. My bunny pretty much never eats his poop. His he, uhh, mentally deficient?
revchu · 1 points · Posted at 21:28:27 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Does this mean that they are all filthy animals and Jules Winnfield should not be eating them?
646f672069726c · 0 points · Posted at 21:42:16 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Daddy like poopies
I_Lick_Period_Stains · 120 points · Posted at 20:04:13 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I have a new fetish...
CaesarVariable · 138 points · Posted at 20:32:08 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Username checks out
_Babbaganoush_ · 54 points · Posted at 21:12:48 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yuck.
Sarik704 · 11 points · Posted at 21:32:48 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hey weren't you on Most Extreme Elimination Challenge?
2ndhand5moke · 4 points · Posted at 22:12:28 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Such a great show!
isthisonealsotaken · 3 points · Posted at 23:14:11 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Right you are Ken.
ST_Lawson · 2 points · Posted at 23:40:36 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
2 elephants, 1 trunk
Thrannn · 1 points · Posted at 07:49:02 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Im not kidding. I got a boner when i saw how easily he fisted the asshole
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 22:09:20 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Welcome to the club!
Border_Patrol_ · 0 points · Posted at 21:36:06 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
b r u h n o
nvampire · -23 points · Posted at 20:19:26 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
A fetish of an elephant eating unshat shit with it's nose... my imagination has expanded
ABDL-GIRLS-PM-ME · -3 points · Posted at 21:11:50 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Me too thanks
GarciaJones · 79 points · Posted at 21:04:27 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
These must be German elephants.
I_creampied_Jesus · 74 points · Posted at 21:09:37 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Nah. They’re clearly from a shithole country.
Ricardo_Tubbs · 25 points · Posted at 21:31:29 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
''Grab them by the shithole"
p8ntballa11223 · 3 points · Posted at 00:42:47 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Your username is awesome
TrumpWonSorryLibs · 4 points · Posted at 22:56:14 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
its*
Track607 · 31 points · Posted at 20:04:34 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
its*
EagleFromNorth · 6 points · Posted at 22:42:21 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Its
breakup7532 · -3 points · Posted at 22:47:43 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
fuck. im leaving it
I_HATE_MOST_OF_YOU_ · 2 points · Posted at 00:33:36 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
r/nocontext
thepolm3 · 4 points · Posted at 22:33:14 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
An elephant unshat shit with it's nose,
I didn't quite know what to think.
But an elephant knows what an elephant knows,
And elephants piss in the sink.
bubbasaurusREX · 4 points · Posted at 21:00:33 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
For fucks sake lol
three18ti · 1 points · Posted at 21:37:35 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Must be a Philly fan.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 21:46:40 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
You sure that's the only thing that expanded....? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
makemeking706 · 1 points · Posted at 21:47:38 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
"There are still a lot of good peanuts in there."
xmod2 · 1 points · Posted at 21:48:10 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Unshat shit should have a different name, kind of like lava/magma.
lol_AwkwardSilence_ · 1 points · Posted at 21:54:02 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Well, they're at least as smart as a drunk sports fan in Philly. sorry guys
ScoobyPwnsOnU · 1 points · Posted at 21:58:16 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
He had to get it from the source because if he waited for it to fall on the ground it wouldve gotten dirty
radale · 1 points · Posted at 21:59:51 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Relevant?
Solumnist · 1 points · Posted at 22:01:45 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
That asshole too
PrettyTarable · 1 points · Posted at 22:02:11 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Shitception
Ariel_Etaime · 1 points · Posted at 22:06:12 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
And I thought the guy who ate horse poop was weird!
WalterSwickman · 1 points · Posted at 22:07:30 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
You made me cry at work trying to fight back tears of laughter. Now my co-workers think I'm emotional
indiez · 1 points · Posted at 22:08:36 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
gotta get it fresh
caoliq · 1 points · Posted at 22:09:37 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Have you heard of the doctors who perform shit transplants as a valid medical procedure? What a time to be alive.
shemp33 · 1 points · Posted at 22:10:14 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
My imagination - you might say - is now SHATterred.
jirru · 1 points · Posted at 22:10:35 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I learn
basements_in_london · 1 points · Posted at 22:13:47 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I always try to imagine the grossest shit no one has ever done and try and google it. I've yet to not find such a video that doesn't exist somewhere... Thats more disturbing to me. This is the reason why aliens don't wanna visit us. 😂
getDcream · 1 points · Posted at 22:15:18 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Pretty fascinating if you ask me.
sthlmsoul · 1 points · Posted at 22:16:23 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Apparently there is a fetish for everything.
Might be an evolutionary leap forward for one individual - no competition for food (or what passes for food) but also no chance of mating. Ever.
supfaggot · 1 points · Posted at 22:17:55 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Are you shitting me!? Is what i was saying to myself. And after reading your comment i feel like my mind has also grown.... Maybe for the worst.
NiceFormBro · 1 points · Posted at 22:20:33 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I mean we did see a man eat horseshit off the street couple weeks ago.
vikmaychib · 1 points · Posted at 22:25:53 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
He aims for the best, does not want that shit spoiled by flies.
peej88 · 1 points · Posted at 22:33:09 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Fresh from the oven
humaniteer · 1 points · Posted at 22:36:15 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
While I will admit this is hilarious, and I lol'd at it for awhile, there could be a more scientific explanation as to what is going on. I'm thinking the shit eating elephant was previously sick or something, and treated with antibiotics. This killed it's internal microbiome digestive environment, and so it sensed this, and instinctively reached in there to grab some shit to eat to repopulate and strengthen its own digestion.
breakup7532 · 1 points · Posted at 22:49:15 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
good observation lol thats cool. im gonna try that with a friend next time im sick.
AntonioMachado · 1 points · Posted at 22:37:35 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
the doors of perception are finally cleansed, my dude.
Bayho · 1 points · Posted at 22:38:59 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Elephant proctologist.
Dumble_dared · 1 points · Posted at 22:39:16 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Unshat shit, now that's something I never thought I'd hear
Graynard · 1 points · Posted at 22:42:25 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
"It's fine, I was done with it anyway." - other elephant
bolunez · 1 points · Posted at 22:46:07 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
!redditunshat_shit
1trueFan · 1 points · Posted at 22:47:30 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!
Magneticitist · 1 points · Posted at 22:57:29 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's an awkwardly rewarding kind of wisdom through experience where the instant I saw the trunk approaching the ass I clicked away cause there was no reason I needed to see what was going to happen for a second time. You too now have that wisdom and experience.
deflector_shield · 1 points · Posted at 23:01:28 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
It'd be gross to eat it off the ground
Krindus · 1 points · Posted at 23:07:38 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
When lava is still inside a volcano it's magma, There must be a term for this kinda turd.
johnny5semperfidelis · 1 points · Posted at 23:10:37 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I can not un coo-coo ka choo that shit
Bslydem · 1 points · Posted at 23:24:46 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I've always used shitted as the past tense of shit.
Source: My High School English professor (who wrote the English textbook that we used Senior year), but she is by no means an absolute authority on this issue.
yolo-yoshi · 1 points · Posted at 23:33:00 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I’m so glad I’ve had my dinner for the day ,ahead of time.
SgtSausage · 1 points · Posted at 23:35:25 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
mine has exploded
relevant84 · 1 points · Posted at 23:50:19 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Elephants are on a completely different level from us.
daredaki-sama · 1 points · Posted at 23:53:34 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
out of another elephant's ass. you forgot that very important detail
motions2u2wipemyass · 1 points · Posted at 23:56:45 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Isn't nature amazing?
whosinthetrunk · 1 points · Posted at 23:57:28 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Some how my username is related.
MadroxKran · 1 points · Posted at 00:00:23 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I wish mine hadn't been.
TrumpHasCellulite · 1 points · Posted at 00:16:52 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
This video evolved me
DrSpacemanSpliff · 1 points · Posted at 00:19:29 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Soon the unshit shit will be reshat.
breakup7532 · 1 points · Posted at 03:50:51 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
or will someone else eat it again first?
MrDeez444 · 1 points · Posted at 02:05:36 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Free your mind and your ass will follow
Sunshine_Cutie · 1 points · Posted at 02:17:12 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Technically since it's outside the body it's now shit-shit
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 04:01:00 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Well my vocabulary of phrases has expanded, too.
ScarsUnseen · 1 points · Posted at 04:14:01 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Clearly, you have never read Euphoria.
cyrusm · 1 points · Posted at 05:19:56 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
...and I found yet another new fetish ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
manbubbles · 1 points · Posted at 06:56:21 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Technically grass..
pople8 · 1 points · Posted at 09:56:12 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
r/nocontext
Biermaken · 1 points · Posted at 20:19:01 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Trunk*
Jim_CE · 1 points · Posted at 21:20:01 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Unshat shit is the best thing I have ever read.
imagine_amusing_name · 1 points · Posted at 22:02:53 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
An elephant shoving it's trunk up another elephants ass, pulling out it's warm excrement and eating it. Still better than Justice league.
TampaPowers · 0 points · Posted at 21:44:28 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Imagine this: Elephant droppings are often used for snowball fights in substitute of snow.
fusdomain · 0 points · Posted at 21:44:30 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's called an Elephenema
cornismycat · 3188 points · Posted at 20:23:08 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I dont like what happened here.
[deleted] · 1455 points · Posted at 21:10:57 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)*
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Jordan901278 · 436 points · Posted at 21:40:58 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
dey eat da poopoo
DDNB · 6 points · Posted at 06:16:32 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Dis is not de wey
PotatoAlley · 6 points · Posted at 03:54:15 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
LIKE ICE CREAM
AdmiralAkbar1 · 3 points · Posted at 07:51:26 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
TELL NEW YAHK ZOO THAT WE DO NOT WANT DEES SEEKNESS IN OUAH WILDLIFE HABITATS
ToshiDSP · 5 points · Posted at 03:20:40 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Do u no de poo
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 23:26:30 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
BUNG!
factor8_ · 2 points · Posted at 00:02:05 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
We must eat da poopoo
dirtyrustplayer · 1 points · Posted at 00:39:39 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
ZULUL
Doubledsmcgee · 39 points · Posted at 21:38:19 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
It’s poopoos but ok
fuckingmermaid · 26 points · Posted at 22:50:26 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
how do i delete someone else’s comment
bakedpatata · 11 points · Posted at 22:00:34 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Reminds me of The Book of Mormon.
OneWithTheSpeedforce · 3 points · Posted at 22:15:43 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Glad I’m not the only one who had this thought
r00x · 4 points · Posted at 21:59:37 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's like needs more JPEG but with mind-rotting pseudo-lexical diarrhoea.
ITS_MILLER_TIME_62 · 3 points · Posted at 23:11:09 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I eat da poopoo like ice cream
PilsnerDk · 6 points · Posted at 23:18:04 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hi there Mr. Ugandan anti-gay pastor.
DEY EAT DA POOPOO!
MrBayless · 3 points · Posted at 22:03:16 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
He inserts his trunk into the other elephant's trunk, it goes on into the anus all the way. It looks so painful, that elephant may have to take drugs.
Chef_Lebowski · 2 points · Posted at 00:23:00 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
dat elefant kno de wae
johnny_chingas · 1 points · Posted at 22:47:12 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
You should write children's books.
OneFreamon · 1 points · Posted at 22:47:55 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I’m not sure I like you. As a person I mean.
Duck4lyf3 · 1 points · Posted at 23:09:51 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Somebody toucha his shitghette.
toohigh4anal · 1 points · Posted at 23:55:54 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
You missed a poop in your second edit.
dzernumbrd · 1 points · Posted at 00:00:29 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I thought this was to the tune of the Hokey Pokey.
There definitely was a lot of Pokey anyway.
FangHouDe · 1 points · Posted at 00:02:45 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I thought this was a new macarena for a second
accountnumber3 · 1 points · Posted at 00:18:05 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Keep going
saxygoalie · 1 points · Posted at 00:34:59 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
!redditsilver
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 01:44:00 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
i can't stop laughing on the bus lol. im ded
slaorta · 1 points · Posted at 02:19:07 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Someone guild this man
MelEll92 · 1 points · Posted at 08:52:55 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I read this to the tune of the hokey pokey. It was enjoyable.
derpotologist · 1 points · Posted at 19:48:03 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
You should try not being sober more often
[deleted] · -9 points · Posted at 22:10:41 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)*
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Frozen_Esper · 11 points · Posted at 22:22:51 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's a reference.
A46 · 3 points · Posted at 22:42:58 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
DEEPA!
WetRumor · 3 points · Posted at 22:35:57 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Angry boi
tobeornottobeugly · 1 points · Posted at 23:16:27 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Nah
Quick_MurderYourKids · 28 points · Posted at 22:50:18 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
r/natureisanal
[deleted] · 10 points · Posted at 00:32:27 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I've never been so happy that something wasn't a real subreddit.
throwaway27464829 · 0 points · Posted at 06:27:14 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
/r/natureisdegenerate
chicken_N_ROFLs · 5 points · Posted at 23:33:27 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
One of the world most sensitive gentle giants, who mourn their dead and recognize human faces, stick their noses up each other asses, scoop out the poop and eat it. Hopefully that doesn’t ruin the wonder of nature for any of y’all.
Everyone_is_taken · 4 points · Posted at 23:49:23 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Let me show you something.
cornismycat · 5 points · Posted at 23:52:28 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
No, thank you.
lukasu · 3 points · Posted at 00:08:23 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's not as bad as op imo
reddituserfortytwo · 2 points · Posted at 23:07:12 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'm not familiar with the type of thing I'm seeing
2drawnonward5 · 1 points · Posted at 22:54:11 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Elephant seems to like it fine.
5k1895 · 1 points · Posted at 23:14:59 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I need an adult
xSieghartx · 1 points · Posted at 00:09:31 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
2 elephants 1 butt is what's going on here.
abhijitd · 1 points · Posted at 02:10:23 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I am disappoint
securitywyrm · 6310 points · Posted at 19:47:15 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
The young of elephants, giant pandas, koalas and hippos eat the feces of their mothers or other animals in the herd, in order to obtain the bacteria required to properly digest vegetation found in their ecosystems. When such animals are born, their intestines are sterile and do not contain these bacteria.
anonymoushero1 · 4217 points · Posted at 20:14:12 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
yea uhh but these elephants are about the same size
p0ppab0n3r · 4937 points · Posted at 20:16:30 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
He developed a taste for it.
readforit · 1322 points · Posted at 21:06:36 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)*
once you eat shit from the anus you cant go back
(Edit: you guys are killing me!)
LoganPhyve · 664 points · Posted at 21:19:26 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Already shat shit is basically cold leftovers, no one wants that.
[deleted] · 198 points · Posted at 21:51:39 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)*
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IPlayGoALot · 130 points · Posted at 22:11:20 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
fresh out the oven.
worstsupervillanever · 24 points · Posted at 22:34:53 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Sigh…
Unzips.
shocken08 · 2 points · Posted at 04:15:13 on February 10, 2018 · (Permalink)
underrated comment of the day
Gr0ode · 5 points · Posted at 00:41:31 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
This should be the top comment
podshambles_ · 1 points · Posted at 08:11:35 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
yes
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 20:16:01 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
That's what I said to the cops. She was still still warm. No necro! Still warm!
str8_ched · 12 points · Posted at 22:28:22 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
/r/evenwithcontext
TheBlueberryPirate · 11 points · Posted at 21:52:47 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I imagine it would be pretty warm actually. Geez ain't you ever held a fresh turd??
LoganPhyve · 13 points · Posted at 22:07:06 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yes, admittedly, I have eaten at McDonalds :(
ChefBoyAreWeFucked · 25 points · Posted at 22:27:34 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
He said fresh turd.
eagleclaw457 · 4 points · Posted at 22:16:04 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
was going to say 'well it hasnt really come out of the elephant yet,' but you make a valid point. Its fresher this way!
kylesnooze · 4 points · Posted at 22:32:37 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)*
I think of it like this, if you are going to eat a shitwich, you would just enjoy it more if you knew no one had shat it out first.
anthonyjh21 · 1 points · Posted at 23:57:43 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
So is it a shits shit then? Do we call it recycled shit? A double dip shit?!?
DerelictBombersnatch · 124 points · Posted at 21:31:21 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Not sure if this is /r/nocontext or /r/evenwithcontext
needhelpmaxing · 89 points · Posted at 21:49:43 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is a /r/meirl
autosdafe · 3 points · Posted at 22:10:31 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is the correct answer
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 23:04:56 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
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autosdafe · 2 points · Posted at 23:09:23 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hi Patrick
Trollin4Lyfe · 3 points · Posted at 22:14:16 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is a /r/( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
M8asonmiller · 2 points · Posted at 22:06:22 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
/r/especiallywithcontext
CogChoir · 1 points · Posted at 04:03:04 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
/r/especiallywithcontext
p1um5mu991er · 4 points · Posted at 22:57:09 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I can't tell you how many times I've tried to explain this to people
dfassna1 · 2 points · Posted at 22:26:05 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's like eating corn chips fresh off the line.
5year5year · 2 points · Posted at 23:37:39 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Right.....once you get it straight from the tap, you can't go back.
jordaniac89 · 2 points · Posted at 22:06:47 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Once you eat elephant shit, you won't go back, even for a bit.
invisible_stache · 2 points · Posted at 22:07:13 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Idk man this doesn't roll off the tongue.
Unlike that elephant turd in the gif.
Frozen_Esper · 3 points · Posted at 22:19:24 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Eat Fresh™
charles-gnarwin · 1 points · Posted at 01:54:50 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Eat Shit*
SoundOfOneHand · 2 points · Posted at 22:15:49 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is why I’ve never tried ecstasy.
skrilla76 · 1 points · Posted at 23:23:57 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's just too darn good.
readforit · 1 points · Posted at 23:25:50 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
what ... what is good? I hope you dont mean ....
InadequateUsername · 1 points · Posted at 23:30:57 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
To be fair, I'm sure it's good shit.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 23:34:40 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
It is like a corn chip right if the line
JinMarui · 1 points · Posted at 23:38:38 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Mom's cooking.walkinthecow · 1 points · Posted at 00:13:27 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Can never forget this classic:
This classic (SFL)
Sunshine_Cutie · 1 points · Posted at 02:20:50 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Once you eat scat you can't go back?
bayou_baby · 1 points · Posted at 02:59:44 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Dey eat da poo poo?
[deleted] · -1 points · Posted at 21:29:09 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
"Once you go black, you never go back!"
bokke · 127 points · Posted at 21:55:06 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Exactly. I'm 40 and still breast feed. It's an acquired taste. Deal with it.
dicksmear · 80 points · Posted at 00:22:18 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
did that broken arm ever heal?
iamNebula · 8 points · Posted at 02:49:04 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
They break it again every week by 'accident'.
Pritam1997 · 7 points · Posted at 05:35:22 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Something something..... every thread
skrybll · 1 points · Posted at 06:38:29 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Probably the next day. Breast milk is like the fountain of youth
EyeGifUp · 8 points · Posted at 00:58:58 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
480 weeks old
WheresDorian · 2 points · Posted at 03:32:34 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
so are you breast feeding or feeding from the breast????
MayorBee · 1 points · Posted at 03:45:05 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Oh, Robin.
tahcamen · 1 points · Posted at 06:24:31 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Good lord I can just imagine the horror that must by your mother's teats after all these years of your suckling
JamSaxon · 11 points · Posted at 21:37:01 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
just like momma used to make
crazyloof · 3 points · Posted at 21:49:19 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hard to find a warm meal as a wild animal.
snooch2thenooch · 3 points · Posted at 21:57:25 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Plus they're hungry for shit
Spydolin · 2 points · Posted at 23:30:26 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I liked that video (actually im hungry for Shit)
Spydolin · 1 points · Posted at 07:24:20 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Fuck
KingKooooZ · 2 points · Posted at 00:31:35 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Relevant
the_ocalhoun · 1 points · Posted at 21:32:49 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
*she
Cle4nr · 1 points · Posted at 22:39:35 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
he definitely has a nose for it.
JackBinimbul · 1 points · Posted at 22:42:38 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
She.
Wolfey1618 · 1 points · Posted at 23:42:42 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
One might say he is a connoisseur
NAFI_S · 1 points · Posted at 23:59:34 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Now they will only eat shit. You have changed their nature
WonkySight · 1 points · Posted at 00:32:32 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
His mother always did tell him he had shit taste
mudman13 · 1 points · Posted at 07:51:19 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Free buffet
NightOfTheLivingHam · 1 points · Posted at 08:19:59 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Needs Courage
arcanum7123 · 360 points · Posted at 21:48:53 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's normal for elephants to eat their own poo anyway - they're shit at digesting so they put it through their system twice to get more out of it
Having said that I've never seen or heard of an elephant putting its nose up another elephant's arsehole and eating the shit it gets from there
[deleted] · 98 points · Posted at 22:06:30 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)*
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vannucker · 12 points · Posted at 23:10:10 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Apparently humans are the only ones that don't eat poo so maybe we're the weird ones.
Sweaty_Hardwood · 14 points · Posted at 23:37:25 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
If that's the case, I'm fine with being weird.
Tisjustatossaway · 2 points · Posted at 03:29:42 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Except for the SCAT people...
Pure_Reason · 1 points · Posted at 02:25:38 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
But what about 2 girls 1 cup? What about swap.avi? Maybe the humans that don’t eat poop are the true outliers, and in 500 years we will all be eating shit
chillywillylove · 6 points · Posted at 23:01:31 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
There are quite a few videos of it on YouTube
durhap · 5 points · Posted at 22:15:48 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Maybe it likes a warm meal.
FlashYourNands · 4 points · Posted at 01:23:35 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
At least when you pick the poo out of the other elephant, you know what you're getting.
Who knows what's laid eggs in the poop you find on the ground.
THE_CHOPPA · 3 points · Posted at 22:25:21 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
You got to get straight from the source.
texxmix · 2 points · Posted at 22:26:36 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I’ve read that a lot of animals will eat their own poo to get more nutrients out of it.
Rabbits do the same, but more so in winter climates where nutrients for them are scarce do to the cold killing vegetation
I_comment_on_GW · 7 points · Posted at 22:57:39 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Rabbits always do that, just like cows always chew their cud. Fermentation just happens in the lower GI tract for rabbits.
texxmix · 1 points · Posted at 22:58:59 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I assumed they always do. I’ve just read they do it even more in winter as vegetation isn’t nearly as plentiful
thatvoicewasreal · 1 points · Posted at 22:29:27 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
That's an elephant vending machine
SaitamaHitRickSanchz · 1 points · Posted at 22:33:14 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Free dinner is free dinner. Doesn't matter whose ass hole it came from.
Miss_pechorat · 1 points · Posted at 22:53:16 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Elephants are much like humans.
Promac · 1 points · Posted at 05:58:07 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
They're shit at digesting.
Chicago_Strong · 29 points · Posted at 21:48:28 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Its probably the elephant equivalent of eating boogers. It introduces new bacteria, but some people do it in to adulthood.
chuckymcgee · 48 points · Posted at 22:05:14 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
You pick other people's noses as an adult?
XKCDrelevancy · 12 points · Posted at 22:33:48 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
No way! My, uh, friend does.
Chicago_Strong · 4 points · Posted at 06:06:28 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose. But you can’t pick your friend’s nose?!
Ancient_Boner_Forest · 3 points · Posted at 22:33:25 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Eating boogers has a benefit? Source? Also then how come only a minority of people do it if it actually serves an evolutionary purpose, or is it just a coincidence.
MunchinOnApples · 4 points · Posted at 22:39:45 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Everyone does it, the ones that say they don't are liars
Ancient_Boner_Forest · 8 points · Posted at 22:42:46 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)*
Lol, is this a joke? what in the world are you basing this on??
Ive never had many qualms about picking my nose, even as an adult, but I have literally never eaten a booger, not to mention I almost puked when I saw a woman do this on a bus once with a particularly large one (I’m literally on the verge of a gag right now just thinking about it).
Seriously, surely you’re joking and don’t actually think this...
Edit: lots of booger eaters in this thread thinking they are normal 😂
squishyslipper · 6 points · Posted at 23:41:13 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'm with you man, eating boogers is whack
Ancient_Boner_Forest · 2 points · Posted at 23:56:31 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Lol, duh!
bumhunt · 2 points · Posted at 23:01:18 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
dude literally everyone does it, im sure you are just an anomoly
BitchesLoveDownvote · 0 points · Posted at 00:03:46 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Literally not everyone, you just accepted that the commenter above does not.
As far as I am aware, it was just a couple of odd booger eating kids. Every class has them, probably.
Doesn’t it taste pretty gross? Why do you do it?
Ancient_Boner_Forest · -1 points · Posted at 23:25:37 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Source?
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 23:07:53 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
literally every single person does it. you're prob just an outlier
Ancient_Boner_Forest · 1 points · Posted at 23:25:42 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Source?
[deleted] · 0 points · Posted at 03:15:07 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
dude we're all trolling you lol...
I actually do eat boogers daily though, pretty sure I'm the outlier but I have no clue
vitringur · 1 points · Posted at 00:34:47 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
He was talking about children.
You definitely ate boogers when you were a kid.
Have you seen children? It basically runs from their nose and into their mouths.
There are also plenty of boogers that you just suck in and swallow through the back of the throat.
Ancient_Boner_Forest · 2 points · Posted at 01:53:12 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Lol, dude, you’re completely missing his point. His claim is that people do it on purpose, which I have never done no matter my age.
Chicago_Strong · 1 points · Posted at 06:11:56 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
You won’t eat your boogers but you’re worried about the future of your rim jobs? Man, people are interesting.
Ancient_Boner_Forest · 1 points · Posted at 08:26:10 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I have no reason to eat boogers while rimjobs feel amazing... also, why should i be grossed out by a girls tongue in my ass?? is he mouth going to get my asshole dirty? Lol.
But yea I think its far more interesting that you would spend the time to search my post history
Tisjustatossaway · 1 points · Posted at 03:33:38 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Kids that eat their boogers have better immune systems.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2017/05/05/eating-bogies-good-teeth-overall-health-scientists-conclude/
https://blogs.webmd.com/all-ears/2013/06/booger-eating-the-way-to-good-health.html
Ancient_Boner_Forest · 1 points · Posted at 08:27:04 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
wait, it gets better!
oh no, sorry, better that that
Tisjustatossaway · 1 points · Posted at 12:44:10 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Did I claim they were the best quality? No, I just grabbed two. Some guy has a theory. There was some stuff about teeth.
mrpunaway · 0 points · Posted at 06:35:09 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
The WebMD article just says there's a guy with a theory. Not scientifically proven yet.
The Telegraph one I'd take with a grain of salt (or a salty booger.)
securitywyrm · 62 points · Posted at 20:24:25 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Elephant might just be very bored.
spikedmo · 4 points · Posted at 22:33:13 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yeah the real reason is because eating poop is normal for elephants. they don't digest very thoroughly so they eat it again. I've never seen one reaching in for it though.
DashingLeech · 7 points · Posted at 21:36:47 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I guess sometimes these patterns of behaviour carry on into adulthood. Adult male homo sapiens sapiens have been known to mimic the actions of babies in terms of attempting to feed from adult female mammory glands, and typically when not related and the female and she is not lactating. Instead, the behaviour has evolved into a sexual behaviour.
markyftw · 7 points · Posted at 21:43:24 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
so you're saying elephants eat ass?
testoblerone · 2 points · Posted at 22:41:26 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
To be fair I've had two year old cats suckling on their mother when she had new kittens. And one cat, a long time ago, who developed a slightly hypertrophied nipple because he would suckle on himself. What I mean is, some animals will try to keep doing the stuff they did when when young, whenever the chance presents itself.
sebastiankirk · 2 points · Posted at 23:11:27 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Are you implying that it's also weird to still get a litty bitty from your mom once in a while at 28?
CooLSpoT085 · 1 points · Posted at 00:57:44 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Well, not weird from your mom...
tncbbthositg · 1 points · Posted at 22:04:25 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
And it seems like one could wait for it to come out on its own.
sthlmsoul · 1 points · Posted at 22:17:06 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Fetish. Who the fuck knows why.
jrh_101 · 1 points · Posted at 22:23:39 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's similar to breastfeeding until 20 years old.
SuspiciousAdvice · 1 points · Posted at 22:42:20 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Ever heard of fecal transplants? Very beneficial for humans. I can imagine it has the same benefits for other animals as well.
reacher · 1 points · Posted at 22:54:28 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Not so different when you see a 4-5 year old still breastfeeding
kdoggfunkstah · 1 points · Posted at 22:57:41 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Mama don’t mind.
DJSlambert · 1 points · Posted at 22:59:40 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
If I had to guess, this elephant was separated from it's mother very, very young. Our cat was rescued from the pound at 4 weeks of age and has a suckling habit with any fuzzy blanket because of this reason
NSFWIssue · 1 points · Posted at 23:08:27 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Clearly stuck in Freud's anal stage of psychosexual development
RiceDMD · 1 points · Posted at 23:44:30 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
once you pop
dylanbob5 · 1 points · Posted at 00:16:22 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Remember eating chicken nuggets from the kids menu when you were very young but now you're grown up and they still taste awesome??
Same thing. Different kind of nuggets.
imnotabus · 1 points · Posted at 00:32:30 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
"I uh... need it.. for the bacteria.."
Lefty156 · 1 points · Posted at 01:09:17 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
S/he just wanted to feel young again
bigeballs · 1 points · Posted at 01:44:26 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
What does size have to do with it? He is just big boneded.
The_Gray_Marquis · 1 points · Posted at 02:41:15 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
That's his mom and his ars were broken... Wait
Fishtails · 1 points · Posted at 03:01:36 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Just like mom used to make.
Floyd_Bourbon · 1 points · Posted at 04:34:10 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's likely a combination of stress and not being properly fed. I'm no expert on elephants (pachyologist?), but a lot of mammals exhibit coprophagia into juvenile and adulthood when stressed and/or malnourished.
metallaholic · 1 points · Posted at 12:42:27 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
If you know a better place to keep your nougats I'd like to know.
DickweedMcGee · -1 points · Posted at 21:13:55 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's the carryover from recent trend of humans still breast feeding their kindergarteners. Monkey-see Monkey-Do
jimbojangles1987 · 0 points · Posted at 22:13:28 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
These elephants are Phillys Eagles fans.
toxicbox · 193 points · Posted at 20:23:52 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Is it normal for them to reach in and grab it though??
securitywyrm · 85 points · Posted at 20:26:13 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
For the babies, yes.
I_creampied_Jesus · 184 points · Posted at 21:11:29 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
No, the babies come out naturally. They only reach in for the shit.
Dankany · 9 points · Posted at 21:53:34 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
The ole elephantaroo
aqua9 · 12 points · Posted at 00:16:07 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hold my trunk, im going i-
Wait a minute...
revchu · 7 points · Posted at 21:29:51 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's fresher.
-life_starts_now- · 3 points · Posted at 22:27:48 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Goddammit this thread is fucking killing me. My neighbors are gonna hear me laughing.
sirtophat · 5 points · Posted at 23:04:58 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
you have to firmly grasp it
callosciurini · 236 points · Posted at 20:48:51 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
But they tend to wait until they drop out of the ass.
I_creampied_Jesus · 291 points · Posted at 21:14:41 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
It’s like when you’re waiting by the microwave watching the timer slowly count down, but you’re so hungry you just take your food about before it’s finished.
He’s there like “oh come on come on come onnnn - I’m fucking starving. Ah fuck it, that’ll do”
callosciurini · 159 points · Posted at 21:19:33 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Nope.
carteazy · 8 points · Posted at 22:28:24 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Not at all
gruesomeflowers · 8 points · Posted at 23:03:20 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
🎵hot pockets🎵
soylentsandwich · 4 points · Posted at 02:44:09 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I read that in Jim Gaffigan's voice.
gruesomeflowers · 1 points · Posted at 08:27:21 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
correctly.
Msaniifu · 4 points · Posted at 00:18:16 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I applaud the trunks versatility! I mean I imagine balancing food on my my arm and using the same arm to eat!
devilishly_advocated · 2 points · Posted at 06:07:15 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Not enough people are discussing this that I've seen where I'm at ITT. Eating it like Cheetos while holding it, while walking around, and at one point scratching his foot with his other foot. Amazing
vitringur · 1 points · Posted at 00:36:45 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Then you are just warming the food. It's already cooked.
"Finished" is an ambiguous term to use in this context.
I often don't even bother warming up left overs or other pre-cooked food.
I_creampied_Jesus · 1 points · Posted at 01:18:51 on February 10, 2018 · (Permalink)
I never knew that about you. Thank you so much for clearing things up.
Cielo11 · 60 points · Posted at 21:45:34 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Its still warm if he takes it straight from the shitter.
It'd get dirty if he waited till it hit the ground.
Thats all I got.
thatvoicewasreal · 13 points · Posted at 22:30:26 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
No one wants a dirty turd
elastic-craptastic · 1 points · Posted at 00:35:08 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
What a coincidence!
That's exactly what me ex told me!
jumpuptothesky · 2 points · Posted at 22:38:05 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
He has manners and standards you wouldn't understand you filthy commoner
CardboardHeatshield · 2 points · Posted at 00:58:07 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
"You want me to eat it off the ground?! Gross dude people poop on that!"
MayorBee · 2 points · Posted at 03:46:56 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
"Shitter's full!"
waspbr · 1 points · Posted at 23:35:51 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
5 second rule applies tho
camopdude · 6 points · Posted at 21:34:20 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
It ain't done yet but I guess some people like raw cookie dough.
smitteh · 3 points · Posted at 22:27:01 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
raw dookie yo
thyman3 · 3 points · Posted at 01:26:15 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
What, you expect him to eat shit that fell on the ground? That's just disgusting.
Abeneezer · 1 points · Posted at 02:30:52 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
How do you know?
poeticmunkey · 135 points · Posted at 20:47:38 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)*
See this sounds fine I can believe and see the benifit for doing this. However I think that particular elephant looks a little big to be eating shit still.
Unless maybe a new food was introduced to the enclosure which it hoped others had the bacteria for?
Bainsyboy · 140 points · Posted at 21:13:42 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
It could be an instinct for the elephant to "eat shit" when its ill. If its having gut issues, maybe eating the shit from a healthy elephant helps its own gut flora.
I know such an instinct exists for other mammals. I know that guinea pigs (I'm a guinea pig owner and self-professed expert) will eat the poops of their cage mates if they are having digestion issues, as the healthy bacteria will compliment its own unhealthy bacteria, and combat the issue. It's normal for a healthy guinea pig to eat its own poops (specifically a special type of poop that is high in nutrients) to recycle nutrients, but an unhealthy guinea pig will prefer to eat another healthy guinea pig's poops instead (again, only the special type of poop). It wouldn't surprise me it other mammals had similar behaviors.
mute-owl · 37 points · Posted at 21:18:10 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Most rodents in general eat their own poop at least half of the time. I think rats eat it least of all rodents, but I've still seen my rats much on their poop once in a while. Rabbits also eat their poop a lot. I think for animals that tend to eat a lot of vegetables or exclusively vegetables, it's very common. Most of the poops are comprised of plant product anyways, so it's not as smelly and awful as poop from animals that eat all types of things like meat, which is notorious for making poop way more disgusting.
Bainsyboy · 11 points · Posted at 22:01:36 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'm not certain about other rodents (btw rabbits aren't technically rodents in case you didn't know). But with guinea pigs, they actually have 2 types of poops. The regular poops are firm, relatively dry, consistent pellet shapes; they don't eat these. The other type of poop is generally stored in a little "pouch" just inside their butt, and is softer, wetter, and irregularly shaped. It's normal to pretty much never see these poops lying around, since the guinea pigs essentially reach down and eat them straight from the source (gross, I know). If one guinea pig is sick, and wants to eat his partners poop, he will also eat it straight from the source (super gross).
codered6952 · 4 points · Posted at 23:11:00 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Even if they aren't rodents, rabbits do this too.
hello_from_themoon · 5 points · Posted at 02:34:25 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
When did you become an expert in eating poop?
Scientology_Saved_Me · 2 points · Posted at 01:47:50 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
What are you trying to saying about my 4am drunken taco bell poops?! Huh?! Huh?!?!
[deleted] · 6 points · Posted at 21:55:27 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
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1206549 · 3 points · Posted at 23:29:34 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
We already have fecal transplant for that. Healthy poop placed in capsules for you to swallow
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 00:20:36 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
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1206549 · 2 points · Posted at 00:27:29 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Swallow. The idea is the capsule transports the poop to where it needs to be without the trouble of pushing it through the other way
Capt_Am · 2 points · Posted at 23:14:53 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
So the question becomes, how does it know what shit is healthy? Does it just munch on shit and HOPEFULLY it's from a healthy mate?? Trial/error and shit eating doesn't sound like a good mix...
Bainsyboy · 1 points · Posted at 23:21:41 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I assume that they can tell when one-another is healthy.
vitringur · 1 points · Posted at 00:38:43 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
/r/nocontext
Geebz23 · 43 points · Posted at 21:43:09 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I never thought I would read this sentence in my life
Retireegeorge · 3 points · Posted at 21:57:25 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Let’s face it that elephant looked like a really weird sick old aunt that eats shit
smitteh · 2 points · Posted at 22:27:55 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
What about a mental illness?
dew_wino_hue · 1 points · Posted at 23:21:46 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Must be a millennial elephant...
OmegaMax147 · 1 points · Posted at 23:43:13 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
You're too old when you're old enough to ask for it.
YoureAfuckingRobot · 1 points · Posted at 02:14:11 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yeah it sounds fine until you see the video.
Imprisoned · 310 points · Posted at 19:55:42 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I don't know if you're serious or not
__the_alchemist__ · 823 points · Posted at 20:20:49 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Not only is it serious, but we humans are doing something similar. We take the internal feces of someone with good gut bacteria and put them in someone with bad bacteria who has certain diseases to cure them.
_RAWFFLES_ · 488 points · Posted at 20:22:13 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Fecal transplant!
The-Donkey-Puncher · 25 points · Posted at 20:38:59 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Pro-biotic challenge
SAWK · 1 points · Posted at 22:42:28 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
So like a tide pod but made with shit.
Skiam · 170 points · Posted at 20:25:54 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
No shit...
JasonYaya · 195 points · Posted at 21:00:25 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yes shit
qubist1 · 86 points · Posted at 21:03:54 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
That about sums up how it works, actually...
[deleted] · 72 points · Posted at 21:14:18 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
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ozh · 23 points · Posted at 21:17:30 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Shit money
wtph · 4 points · Posted at 21:48:57 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Crappy design
JackGetsIt · 6 points · Posted at 22:06:30 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
The screening to become a donor is intense. You can't drink or smoke and have to have a rigorous diet.
Capt_Am · 5 points · Posted at 23:15:58 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This guy fecal.
JackGetsIt · 3 points · Posted at 23:27:23 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
What's funny is that those guys get paid like a hundred but the procedure is like 6k. I've thought about starting a business going around and directly shittying in peoples mouth for half the price the doctors charge.
abhijitd · 2 points · Posted at 02:08:18 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
This guy shits
JasonYaya · 4 points · Posted at 22:11:07 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hope he gets performance based bonuses.
hyperforce · 1 points · Posted at 22:43:46 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hey you! Shit in dis bag!
thatvoicewasreal · 1 points · Posted at 22:31:21 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
More like:
One shit, two shit
Old shit, new shit
MishearingLyrics · 2 points · Posted at 21:50:22 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
HOW COME EVERY TIME YOU COME AROUND MY LONDON LONDON BRIDGE BE TURNING BROWN!
Rocky87109 · 3 points · Posted at 21:09:45 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
There's always one contrarian.
thatvoicewasreal · 1 points · Posted at 23:26:12 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
No there's not.
AaroniusH · 1 points · Posted at 21:19:44 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
That's the problem they're trying to treat
neckro23 · 1 points · Posted at 21:58:50 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
We'll put you on the waiting list, then.
[deleted] · -25 points · Posted at 20:30:53 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
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available_username2 · 35 points · Posted at 20:44:40 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
What the fuck do you think feces is?
el_boricua00 · 1 points · Posted at 21:09:49 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Let him live in his fantasy world. Some people need it more than others.
TimeWastingFun · 2 points · Posted at 21:33:18 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
How long have you been eating poop?
cheesegoat · 2 points · Posted at 22:19:22 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
"So doc.. what do you want me to do again? And why are you bending over like that?"
Monkitail · 2 points · Posted at 23:16:31 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I’m a certified doo-doo donor baby
PBSk · 2 points · Posted at 02:50:21 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
If you are, thank you for donating! I have Crohn's Disease, and had to get one of those transplants and boy oh boy did it help with my gut health.
flloyd · 167 points · Posted at 21:14:59 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Also theorized why babies and children put so many things in their mouths, to get the good bacterias in the their body. Also theorized why modern over-sanitized environments created by over-zealous parents are causing so many allergies in children. Leave children alone and let them get dirty, not everything has to be sterile.
LAS_PALMAS-GC · 82 points · Posted at 21:33:35 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I always knew the neglectful parenting I experienced growing up has allowed me to now have an amazing immune system thanks to growing up surrounded by dirty floors and shit stained walls.
zombieregime · 20 points · Posted at 22:37:02 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I used to play outside, A LOT, as a kid. Drinking stream water, all that jazz. Dysentery? HA, bitch please. This marks the 8th year in a row my immune system has told the flu to fuck off.
While i don't normally get sick, when i do get sick, i get sssiiiiiicccccckkkk. Like, Im dying dead to the world comatose in bed kind of sick. For about 16 hours, then im right as rain, all bright eyed and bushy tailed.
dasher11 · 11 points · Posted at 00:05:08 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I had the same kind of childhood. Always outside, allowed to interact with the world, not sanitizing things.
Now I have an autoimmune disease. So these theories don't always apply.
gtx670 · 1 points · Posted at 00:25:35 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Autoimmunity is rarely triggered by external stimuli thou. So the theory holds up.
alicetripsacid · 4 points · Posted at 01:40:22 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
That is not true
gtx670 · 7 points · Posted at 01:46:46 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
From my understanding theres only a few cases, such as viral infection in islet cells leading to diabetes. What else is there?
alicetripsacid · 3 points · Posted at 02:04:51 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
There has been a lot of research into viruses and environmental toxins triggering various autoimmune diseases. Like Epstein bar virus (mono) and Multiple Sclerosis. Guillian-Barre syndrome is also one.
"When Guillain-Barré is preceded by a viral or bacterial infection, it is possible that the virus has changed the nature of cells in the nervous system so that the immune system treats them as foreign cells. It is also possible that the virus makes the immune system itself less discriminating about what cells it recognizes as its own, allowing some of the immune cells, such as certain kinds of lymphocytes and macrophages, to attack the myelin." https://www.ninds.nih.gov/Disorders/Patient-Caregiver-Education/Fact-Sheets/Guillain-Barré-Syndrome-Fact-Sheet#3139_2
And here's research that includes MS and other autoimmune diseases: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3971377/
"Inherent genetic susceptibility plays a major role in determining susceptibility to development autoimmune diseases; however, epidemiological and animal studies have clearly shown that infection is likely to be an additional environmental factor required for autoimmunity. There is a cadre of potential pathogens that may trigger autoimmunity."
LordPadre · 6 points · Posted at 23:22:05 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'm like you, except that when I do get sick it is both terrible and prolonged
socsa · 2 points · Posted at 00:47:59 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I mean, I had a pretty sterile childhood and I've never gotten the flu or allergies. I'm pretty sure this is just a wives tale and "cleanliness theory" in terms of immune system strength has been debunked.
zedwithoutperil · 2 points · Posted at 01:32:02 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
You may want to get the bushy tail checked out.
Com_BEPFA · 1 points · Posted at 01:24:57 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hello me, it's me, me.
Ultramerican · 1 points · Posted at 22:29:56 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Oh god, same here. I haven't been actually sick other than raucous food poisoning while traveling in Mexico since I was like 15 and I'm 33 now. Haven't ever once had the flu and I've been around it a ton.
Metalsand · 2 points · Posted at 01:25:50 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
At it's core, an allergy is the overreaction of the body to something. This is, in part right but the conclusion is a little lacking. Allergies aren't limited to emergence within children by far; there's many cases in which adults have developed allergies later in life whereas in childhood they had a complete lack of allergic reactions. It's more common in children because in a sense, their immune system is still "learning". As an adult, your immune system can create a response based on something it's previously encountered to a degree but as a child not only is your immune system more vulnerable in general but you don't really have a reference for anything.
The most "correct" way to explain what causes the body to develop allergic reactions is due to a complete lack thereof or an excessive amount of something. I wouldn't rely on any specific theories as to why allergic reactions occur; the amount of variability in how they develop makes it difficult to impossible to make any concrete conclusions.
foursevenniner · 1 points · Posted at 23:08:38 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I was that weird kid who hated anything dirty, to the point where I vividly remember my dad telling me to get over it and that I'll die if I don't use that bottle top I dropped on the ground. I stopped giving a fuck about the five second rule after that.
XanTheInsane · -5 points · Posted at 21:51:23 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Keep it within reason though. Don't let a kid eat something that has potentialy really nasty pathogens or parasites. Eating cat poop is a good way to get schizophrenia.
theXald · 0 points · Posted at 22:07:47 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
And vaccines give every human autism
mahones403 · 14 points · Posted at 21:19:35 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
They literally just did this on The Good Doctor on Monday lol
HieronymusBeta · -2 points · Posted at 21:19:54 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Isaac Asimov aka The Good Doctor
mahones403 · 1 points · Posted at 21:22:51 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Bad bot
[deleted] · 32 points · Posted at 21:15:49 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
It is also speculated that the reason women defecate when giving birth is to transfer bacteria to the infant.
Imunown · 68 points · Posted at 22:09:51 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Isn’t the reason because the ridiculously large human head has to cram it’s way through the pelvis, pushing a ton of organs, including the lower intestant into all sorts of contortions, forcing out any decal matter that may be there?
CardboardHeatshield · 9 points · Posted at 00:55:42 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Shhhh, let the poop evolutionist have his day.
Edit: to clarify I do not think evolution is poop, but the idea that women evolved specifically to poop on their babies probably is.
FuzzyGunNuts · 3 points · Posted at 07:24:01 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Wait, so I shouldn't poop on my baby? This is so confusing.
connormxy · 6 points · Posted at 22:38:46 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is a sort of teleological/causal argument happening here
MrTurkle · 2 points · Posted at 23:42:25 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Aka - pushing is pushing, bro
Plantbitch · 9 points · Posted at 22:05:39 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)*
Well the reason they are pooping is because they’re pushing so hard it just happens. It could be a benefit, but not a reason.
Edit- words
SykeSwipe · 3 points · Posted at 22:41:17 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Powersliding a baby out puts pressure on the shit bag.
pogu · 2 points · Posted at 01:02:18 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
That's what the OB told us in the delivery room.
sabasco_tauce · 2 points · Posted at 22:35:46 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
correlation not causation
SteampunkRaccoon · 3 points · Posted at 21:08:34 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is one of the treatments for Cdif
MoonShadeOsu · 2 points · Posted at 22:31:47 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Kurzgesagt, explain this shit!
og_sandiego · 1 points · Posted at 21:21:28 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
yup. is so effective it's almost crazy
cttime · 1 points · Posted at 21:44:57 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yea but we don't transplant it via our mouths. I guess elephants don't have an elephant equivalent of hepatitis.
SetBrainInCmplxPlane · 1 points · Posted at 23:55:18 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I mean, yes we do. There are capsules they use now.
cttime · 1 points · Posted at 01:57:21 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
You mean they don't put it in your ass?
BoboBublz · 1 points · Posted at 22:04:09 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
You left out the fun part! They do it through a tube that runs all the way down, shoved in from your nose!
jordaniac89 · 1 points · Posted at 22:07:32 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about fecal bacteria to dispute it.
__the_alchemist__ · 1 points · Posted at 22:13:36 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
What doesn't sound right?
jordaniac89 · 1 points · Posted at 22:22:09 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's a quote from Always Sunny. I thought you were being sarcastic. This really happens?
__the_alchemist__ · 1 points · Posted at 22:51:54 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yes
[deleted] · 0 points · Posted at 23:12:09 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
But we do it only with a procedure: it's no one's instinct to try to solve their own gut issues by eating someone else's shit.
Many animals seem to make no fuss about shit, but for humans it's one of the most disgusting things to imagine putting in your mouth. It's strange that the difference in behavior is that large, even though we have a medical procedure to do something similar.
__the_alchemist__ · 2 points · Posted at 23:54:04 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Why are people making this argument? Nobody's telling anyone to go eat someone's shit. Obviously it's different from other animals..
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 23:57:46 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'm not making an argument: I'm just wondering what causes people to be so repulsed by it, while many animals don't have an issue with it, when the reasons for animals doing it and humans doing surgical fecal transplants are similar.
__the_alchemist__ · 1 points · Posted at 02:16:57 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'd assume it has something to do with the horrible smell
[deleted] · 0 points · Posted at 02:23:29 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's part of the question really: why does it horrify us so much, but many animals don't seem to mind one bit?
There are worse smells that we're more comfortable with touching too, like spoiled food liquid that might touch your skin when taking out the trash can or emptying the freezer. We still hate it, but aren't nearly as repulsed as if it would have been shit.
Anyway, I'm not making statement, just thinking out loud why it is so different. It's intriguing while gross :)
__the_alchemist__ · 1 points · Posted at 02:36:58 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Because it's bodily fluids which can carry various diseases. Mainly the idea of someone else's bodily fluids because we don't know what disease they have. We are repulsed because we have a completely understanding of what at stake by eating shit
[deleted] · 0 points · Posted at 02:40:46 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
That wouldn't be true for animals? Wouldn't elephants or dogs transfer diseases that way too?
It's obviously all instinctual.
__the_alchemist__ · 1 points · Posted at 04:15:52 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Nope, there are disease that animals can have that don't affect humans and vice versa.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 04:50:11 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Ah. They cant contract something like our e-coli then?
That would make sense then.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 06:41:18 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
are you really trying to debate whether or not animals are aware that germs are a thing????? because they aren't.
chocolate can kill dogs but that ain't gonna stop fido from bum-rushing little bobby's chocolate birthday cake and ruining the party for everyone.
because it's a dog.
krazyboi · 0 points · Posted at 00:25:45 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
How is any of this intuitive?
sammie287 · 32 points · Posted at 20:58:35 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I've never heard of this for pandas, hippos, and elephants but I know the koala one is true. They eat their mothers feces to gain the gut flora required to break down the eucalyptus they eat.
Snotbob · 3 points · Posted at 22:08:23 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Basically the sole survival instinct koalas have.
DuctTape_Wohoo · 1 points · Posted at 21:52:21 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I've seen foals do it too!
IjsKind · 9 points · Posted at 21:15:54 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's true for koalas for sure. They kick their mama's butt as the poop is dribbling out. There's a huge epidemic of a certain std among koalas because of this behavior. I can't remember which one it is, herpes I think?
MikeWhiskey · 22 points · Posted at 21:21:05 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Chlamydia
IjsKind · 1 points · Posted at 02:26:11 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Thank you
JEZTURNER · 9 points · Posted at 20:45:24 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
or if he's talking shit.
BattlePope · 7 points · Posted at 20:02:12 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
The poo is true.
MrHorseHead · 1 points · Posted at 21:45:47 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
In the loo.
revchu · 2 points · Posted at 21:27:31 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I assume that all posts that don't end with Mankind and the Undertaker in Hell in a Cell are true facts.
Khanthulhu · 2 points · Posted at 22:53:13 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's vital for Koalas to do this. The gut bacteria is how they digest eucalyptus leaves. Without it the leaves would be as deadly to them as they are to most other organisms.
SouthernSmoke · 0 points · Posted at 21:16:19 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Gut flora is important bruh!
Ajax-Rex · 18 points · Posted at 21:08:23 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
That's the rational explanation, and I accept it. The irrational explanation is that this elephant is a bit freaky and likes the fresh taste of elephant turd first thing in the morning.
Grommmit · 10 points · Posted at 22:24:08 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Well, the elephant doesn’t know shit about bacteria, so he could well be doing it just because he has the urge too. Alternatively it was taught to by the other elephants. Either way, it started with a freaky elephant who just wanted to eat another elephants shit after pulling it from their arse.
K8af48sTK · 2 points · Posted at 00:56:55 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
They could both be simultaneously correct.
jatea · 15 points · Posted at 20:32:27 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Ya but isn't that only supposed to be like one time for babies that have just stopped drinking their mother's milk.
securitywyrm · 18 points · Posted at 20:34:23 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Some never grow up :)
Capt_Am · 2 points · Posted at 23:20:08 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This guy milks.
Beasty_Glanglemutton · 12 points · Posted at 20:46:42 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
That's very informative, but I prefer "Hey...wtf man?".
Crowbarmagic · 4 points · Posted at 21:52:37 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
On a similair note: Poop transfusion between humans has helped a lot of people with some bowel issues. By transplanting a 'healthy' turd the good bacteria come back again.
smitteh · 1 points · Posted at 22:40:00 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
hope i'm never on the turd transplant list...hey what about becoming a donor? can i sign up at the dmv?
JohnnyDarkside · 3 points · Posted at 21:53:20 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
It is, yes. Koala young actually purely live off the excrement of its mother. After it comes out. Homie here was going waaaay up in there rooting around for a snack. Funnier still, other dude was just totally nonchalant about it. Oh, it's just Chad being Chad.
j4_jjjj · 2 points · Posted at 21:06:40 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I knew about koalas (which is how they build immunity to eucalyptus as well), but not the others. TIL!
Paranoid_Pancake2 · 2 points · Posted at 21:20:28 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Even if that's true there's something really fucked up about it shoving its nose up someone's asshole to get the poop.
IncaseofER · 2 points · Posted at 21:21:17 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Thank you soooooo much for this! I was so grossed out watching this as I had never seen something similar before. Understanding the relevance of the action makes it far less gross for me and more interesting. Guess that's just how my nerdy mind works LOL!
IsmaelScheckleberg · 2 points · Posted at 21:25:22 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Young horses do this as well
Bordo12 · 2 points · Posted at 21:31:47 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
How does an animal know to do this? Instinct?
kevinsan · 2 points · Posted at 21:32:14 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
But what did the first elephant do?
luthan · 2 points · Posted at 21:33:52 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
see, today, i thought this was going to turn into some asshole getting dropped on the table from some god damn cage
IronOreAgate · 2 points · Posted at 21:42:45 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I know that some animals, like dogs, will eat dung because there is enough undigested food in it to be worth an easy meal.
Also, I really wasn't surprised to see an elephant do this to his buddy just because I see those gifs and videos posted here about the zookeepers doing the exact same thing, sans the snack afterwards. So it doesn't seem far-fetched that Elephants would just do this to each other normally.
d-scott · 2 points · Posted at 21:47:23 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yeah they don't fish it out their mothers arse though
TheGlassCat · 2 points · Posted at 21:50:04 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Rabbits also eat their own droppings. It's perfectly normal, and a good way to extract all the available nutrients of the original food.
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 21:50:32 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
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securitywyrm · 2 points · Posted at 21:53:41 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Breast milk contains sugars that aren't digestable by humans, but feed healthy gut bacteria.
larrylevan · 2 points · Posted at 22:28:59 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Human newborns are also born with sterile GI systems. They acquire gut flora during birth and from the mother’s breast milk.
GrizzlyRicky · 2 points · Posted at 22:47:17 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coprophagia#Vertebrates
At least reference Wikipedia. They're struggling for money as it is.
JEZTURNER · 4 points · Posted at 20:45:14 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Also one of the reasons people say it's not a problem if kids eat their own bogies, that it helps develop their immune system.
johannesdaaa · 2 points · Posted at 20:58:54 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
KenM is that you?
HunterT · 6 points · Posted at 21:22:41 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
we make our OWN boogers and it is healthier with tastier flavor
blockpro156 · 1 points · Posted at 21:21:09 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
But those are already part of your own immune system...
If you really want to develop your immune system, you should eat someone else's bogies.
MimsyPorpington · 1 points · Posted at 21:17:32 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
There’s gotta be a better way!
JedYorks · 1 points · Posted at 21:20:31 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
if I eat metal can i get the gut bacterias to digest metal and become iron man?
ojenkzy · 1 points · Posted at 21:23:29 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
It’s one thing to eat the mother’s shit. It’s a completely different thing to reach your trunk deep inside their arsehole. Talk about impatience.
karateexplosion · 1 points · Posted at 21:30:14 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Subscribe
alwaysoz · 1 points · Posted at 21:31:18 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
ah, interesting! This is how trickle down economics works.
oklahomie88 · 1 points · Posted at 21:35:41 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
These probiotics taste like shit.
smitteh · 2 points · Posted at 22:43:11 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
probeotics
JazzyDan · 1 points · Posted at 21:48:28 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yeah, but, couldn’t he have waited a little longer?
spirit11451 · 1 points · Posted at 21:49:12 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
2 elephants, 1 trunk
Schootingstarr · 1 points · Posted at 21:57:17 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I've also heard that the dung of elephants and many other herbivores is largely undigested, which explains their need of those massive amounts of food compared to carnivores
it's still pretty disgusting to think about
skylla05 · 1 points · Posted at 21:57:24 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I don't know if this is true, but I'm going with it.
Fatburg · 1 points · Posted at 21:57:57 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
So how do humans do it? [Serious question]
rerumverborumquecano · 2 points · Posted at 01:56:20 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Vaginas contain lactobacilli so vaginal birth gets some colonization on the gut, breast milk supports bacteria in the gut, and slowly but surely from not so clean objects and hands.
Fatburg · 1 points · Posted at 15:24:19 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
That makes sense. But why is that more efficient or effective than what other mammals do? Or why don't (or can't) other mammals do the same?
rerumverborumquecano · 2 points · Posted at 16:00:55 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
The gut microbiota in humans takes a long time to develop to the point an adult has. Until around 6 months old it's incredibly different than an adults and I think it's not until around the age of 2 or so that the microbiota of a child isn't drastically different from that of an adult.
I think a lot of the animals that have coprophagia have high fiber diets where it's easy for poop to contain nutrients that weren't absorbed the first time around. I'm guessing it's important for the young to get the full set of microbiota earlier because the microbiota play a huge role in breaking down food for these animals so without getting it before they begin to wean, they won't be able to get efficient nutrient absorption from their diet. Humans have a varied diet containing things that don't require the help of microbes to break down so when babies start to consume things other than milk they won't be severely lacking nutrients without a fully developed microbiome and there are few nutrients but many toxins in human poop is my guess.
Humans aren't as reliant on microbiota for attaining nutrients for food so it's ok for microbiota to develop slowly but some animals need a full microbiome faster and eating poop is a way to achieve that is my guess in summary.
benbernards · 1 points · Posted at 22:03:24 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Is this why dogs eat poop too?
massivelight · 1 points · Posted at 22:16:52 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Serious question, how do they know to do this? Surely they don’t have concept of bacteria and their insides
smitteh · 1 points · Posted at 22:46:53 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Why surely? We all share the same consciousness, we just experience it subjectively via different bags of meat and bones. Just because we can't speak to animals doesn't mean they aren't every bit as conscious as us. They know they have bodies and internal parts
massivelight · 1 points · Posted at 22:55:26 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I’m talking about reasoning behind eating the shit for health reasons. I don’t see reason or evidence to believe elephants have a justification for doing this.
Math_Blaster_ · 1 points · Posted at 22:18:28 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I mean, he could pick it up off the ground
servohahn · 1 points · Posted at 22:19:03 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I always wondered if a human could get high from eating koala poop.
makenzie71 · 1 points · Posted at 22:20:15 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yes, though do, however it's generally customary to wait a little longer than this guy did.
CluelessMuffin · 1 points · Posted at 22:32:49 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Had to scroll quite a bit to find the reasoning ._.
PM_ME_CLITS_ASAP · 1 points · Posted at 22:36:24 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
So feed my child my shit ok got it
ohconnor7122 · 1 points · Posted at 22:43:31 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Wait.... Then how did the first elephant, panda, koala, and hippo obtain their bacteria?
RealFrizzante · 1 points · Posted at 22:44:10 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Well that happens to in humans, but we don't eat feces, we get them from our mothers and from nature.
thx1138- · 1 points · Posted at 22:47:02 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This actually makes sense. That thing's trunk was pretty much stomach depth :D
mr_lab_rat · 1 points · Posted at 22:47:09 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
To be honest I’m not surprised that animals eat shit. What got me was the method this elephant used.
jeie838hj83gk0 · 1 points · Posted at 22:57:49 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Recent studies have shown that eating the shit of fit people can also make you fit. Likewise, eating the shit of unhealthy people can make you unhealthy too. It has to do with gut bacteria.
Matt_Dave · 1 points · Posted at 22:59:47 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yes! Eating faeces is called coprophagia. Frowned upon in the human world but common in animals. Also, this is a way the mother elephant can feed the baby. Their digestive system isn’t very efficient and only absorbs 44% of the nutrients, whereas we can absorb up to 90%!
koolerjames · 1 points · Posted at 23:08:43 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Did the elephant Einstein tell you this?
NotReallyEthicalLOL · 1 points · Posted at 23:13:23 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Wow, so shit eating COULD have been a part of growing up
So glad we dodged that evolutionary bullet
Phreakiedude · 1 points · Posted at 23:17:44 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Thanks unidan!
lovetosaydada · 1 points · Posted at 23:36:40 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's also becoming a more common medical practice in humans, to have feces transplants for humans to re-develop specific bacteria.
ReadReadReedRed · 1 points · Posted at 23:41:14 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
The young of elephants, giant pandas, koalas and hippos eat the feces of their mothers or other animals in the herd, in order to obtain the bacteria required to properly digest vegetation found in their ecosystems.
Mr_Counselor · 1 points · Posted at 23:54:13 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Man, you just took all the sexy out of that
JMG_99 · 1 points · Posted at 00:26:33 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
That's why they've all got chlamydia
d_smogh · 1 points · Posted at 00:30:59 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Butt how do they know that’s what they have to do?
HauntedPrinter · 1 points · Posted at 00:34:39 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
TIL why tour guides encourage feeding baby elephants and letting their face so much...
I need an acid shower now
uniquemoniker92 · 1 points · Posted at 00:43:03 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Is this similar to the process human babies experience in a vaginal birth vs csection??
loujay · 1 points · Posted at 00:58:20 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I feel like elephants are smart... but to say that they’ve grasped the concept of microbiology is a stretch.
GreedyRadish · 1 points · Posted at 01:00:02 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
The real TIL is in the comments.
Wait...
Lower_H8r_esef · 1 points · Posted at 01:14:21 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
This guy shits
lunatic1234 · 1 points · Posted at 01:48:35 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Thank you.
jetaimemina · 1 points · Posted at 01:49:46 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Eat shit and live!
PM_ME_YOUR_LUKEWARM · 1 points · Posted at 01:59:05 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
and humans do something similar!
fecal transplant is commonly done to help with C. difficile.
theinfamousloner · 1 points · Posted at 02:28:26 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Are they usually this impatient though? Like damn I ain't even done digesting yet.
tastetherainbowmoth · 1 points · Posted at 02:34:08 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I‘m 43% sure u made that up
kasmackity · 1 points · Posted at 02:35:30 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
That's not exactly a young elephant there, buddy
SuperDerpHero · 1 points · Posted at 02:52:00 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
self fecal transplant
Critonurmom · 1 points · Posted at 04:07:00 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'm going to choose that this is the explanation. I don't want to think elephants just dig shit out of other elephants butts just to snack on.
nowTHATScomedy · 1 points · Posted at 04:48:04 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Sounds like a side benefit than an actual objective
Palin_Sees_Russia · 1 points · Posted at 05:17:32 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Okay but, how the fuck do they know to do this...? Are they aware of why they do this?
strictlyhappystuff · 1 points · Posted at 05:44:45 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
So you're saying this is completely natural behavior...sure...
digg_survivor · 1 points · Posted at 07:53:01 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
So do rabbits!
NotGloomp · 1 points · Posted at 08:12:35 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Nah this one was snackin.
Monsieur_Bienvenue · 1 points · Posted at 09:13:52 on February 10, 2018 · (Permalink)
Why do I have the feeling this is going to be the new fad coming out of Oregon or someplace like that?
Conniption26 · 1 points · Posted at 01:11:50 on February 11, 2018 · (Permalink)
That sounds bootstrap paradoxical. Where does that bacteria come from originally?
securitywyrm · 2 points · Posted at 01:15:41 on February 11, 2018 · (Permalink)
The environment. However, to get a sufficient quantity of it requires external sources.
For example, the prevailing theory on the function of the appendix is to serve as a repository for 'good' bacteria in your system. If you catch a disease like Cholera, your digestive system THOROUGLY purges itself, which means you lose most of your essential bacteria too. This is bacteria you pick up easily from being around other humans, but picture a lone human on the plains, alone for half a year or more between human contact. This would be fatal, as they'd have no source to pick up that bacteria again... except their appendix.
Ennion · 0 points · Posted at 20:35:54 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/SjZ8RHs.gif
kalel1980 · 2205 points · Posted at 19:51:09 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Gotta be honest, didn't think when I woke up this morning I would be seeing this after lunch. Gave me a good chuckle though.
lobotomyjones · 222 points · Posted at 20:21:18 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Don't worry, you can still go for it for dinner though.
7ateOut9 · 48 points · Posted at 20:49:51 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
To the zoo!
itsalr · 2 points · Posted at 21:50:07 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
For the phant!
blightofthecats · 18 points · Posted at 21:43:08 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Same, I thought I'd see it before lunch.
nomadic_stalwart · 2 points · Posted at 22:13:46 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yeah this is the kinda stuff you save for breakfast.
mrsplackpack · 2 points · Posted at 22:33:26 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
and here we are
RajaRajaC · 2 points · Posted at 00:33:47 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
My first gif of the day, it's 6 AM here. Going to be hard to top this.
_Serene_ · 1 points · Posted at 22:04:23 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Eating ass the way it actually was intended for.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 22:08:32 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I woke up 8 minutes ago and saw this.
ThatIneptGuy · 1346 points · Posted at 20:05:23 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's not gay if you're pranking your buddy
scoops22 · 572 points · Posted at 21:23:25 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
CHOO CHOO
_Serene_ · 86 points · Posted at 22:05:14 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Just a prank, bro
PartisanDrinkTank · -6 points · Posted at 02:27:06 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)*
*brah
Edit: Is a reference to DaddyOFive
chicken_N_ROFLs · 11 points · Posted at 23:35:17 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This will always be my favorite greentext next to are you fucking sorry.
nixonbeach · 6 points · Posted at 00:20:52 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hot.
Lithobreaking · 4 points · Posted at 23:36:36 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
dafuck
[deleted] · 0 points · Posted at 03:05:45 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
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daryldickin · 35 points · Posted at 21:01:51 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hey, it's just lunch
vitriolicnaivety · 4 points · Posted at 21:59:15 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's only smellz
gerardotony · 1 points · Posted at 22:09:38 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
just a social experiment
AgaveNeomexicana · 1 points · Posted at 22:32:09 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Elephants are just big fermentation sacks. Younger ones need to get inoculated with the right germs to help them digest their food from older elephants. They don't have fancy three part stomachs like cows, so the right germs are really important.
TheyCallMeStone · 1 points · Posted at 23:17:06 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
it's only smellz
TFWnoLTR · 39 points · Posted at 22:02:16 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)*
But he eat da poo poo right from the anoose!
Edit: I forgot this is 8 years old: reference
PineappleTurtle0 · 11 points · Posted at 22:43:48 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Is that real??
optiprimas · 6 points · Posted at 22:48:04 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
yes
PineappleTurtle0 · 1 points · Posted at 00:30:27 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Oh dear
suparokr · 1 points · Posted at 08:01:36 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
More
TFWnoLTR · 2 points · Posted at 19:38:16 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Very much so. At the time Uganda had banned homosexuality, and I think they were either debating or had already decided to execute convicted gays. That's why the journalist who taped this was there documenting in the first place.
Nice place, Uganda.
spankymuffin · 7 points · Posted at 00:32:04 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I like how he asked the children to leave the room after already having talked about fisting and licking a dude's ass.
heart_under_blade · 3 points · Posted at 01:03:26 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
eight years huh. time flies.
starscr3amsgh0st · 1 points · Posted at 22:26:20 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Close your eyes butters
Nicholas-Rage · 0 points · Posted at 00:11:21 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Chill it's just a brojob
orniton · 0 points · Posted at 01:32:51 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Dude,you just misspelled butty...
wh1skeyk1ng · 0 points · Posted at 02:16:16 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
As long as you say no homo.
JustShoutsNoHomo · 0 points · Posted at 02:33:01 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
NO HOMO! NO HOMO!
smalleyed · -2 points · Posted at 01:49:36 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I would like nothing more than straight people to stop using this as a joke.
Why is this funny? Why is being gay funny?
ThatIneptGuy · 1 points · Posted at 04:19:34 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I don't think being gay is funny or something to look down on at all. My brother is actually gay and I love him to death. I'm sorry if my offended you that was not my intent at all.
dyld921 · 1 points · Posted at 03:06:51 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)*
To me the joke is making fun of straight people's insecurities in trying to reaffirm their sexuality whenever possible. Like those guys who say "it's not gay if I slap him in the butt, it's a locker room thing", taken to the extreme becomes "I kiss him on the mouth and do him from behind, but it's not gay because the balls don't touch"
wh1skeyk1ng · 0 points · Posted at 02:18:56 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Maybe making a joke out of it helps us cope with our mild homophobia. Would you want others to be afraid of you for being gay?
smalleyed · -2 points · Posted at 02:49:43 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Wow. That is quite possibly the cringiest reverse psychology.
How about people stop making fun of characteristics and traits that people have no control over.
JEZTURNER · 666 points · Posted at 20:14:49 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Love the Daily Mail logo at the end. Daily Mail: we feed you shit, you eat it.
jesst · 61 points · Posted at 21:50:05 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yea, their new(ish) thing is to share "viral" videos to try to get people to share shit from their page which gets them more facebook likes / traffic thereby making their shit show up in your news feed. The impressionable sheep on facebook then buy into their crap.
cynoclast · 10 points · Posted at 22:12:28 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Don’t forget the impressionable sheep on Reddit
jesst · 6 points · Posted at 22:21:16 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
At least this isn't really driving traffic to their page. Which is great. I dont know how many people will go to their page from here, but at least this doesn't drive traffic to them. I do see their shit pop-up in various places on reddit and normally I call it out for crap. I think reddit is starting to understand that the daily mail is a pile of steaming racist dog shit.
sebastiankirk · 2 points · Posted at 23:14:41 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's not the Daily Mail who's to blame for it, though. Facebook designed it like that and recently made major changes to their algorithm that favors videos like this because people tag each other in them all day long.
digitalscale · 2 points · Posted at 01:17:40 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
"You're eating the shit, pulled straight from our arse"
Mysonking · 2 points · Posted at 02:01:39 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
love you
Roninspoon · 729 points · Posted at 20:44:11 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
There's something poetic about the DAILY MAIL caption at the end.
anon1895 · 107 points · Posted at 22:25:22 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Well their journalism is pretty much shit so they might as well show you more shit!
ZauceBoss · -3 points · Posted at 00:06:44 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
How could you say that about the most reliable and least leftist cucky news source in media?!?!?!?! /s
Herr_Meerkatze · 10 points · Posted at 22:34:36 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Something POO-EATIC indeed.
ANAL_PLUNDERING · 5 points · Posted at 21:50:27 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
The same caption you'd see after the Queen playing with her corgis.
fwartycuntstibble · 5 points · Posted at 22:40:07 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Nah that videos of the queen eating shit out of the corgis arse. These are the only videos the daily mail show to subliminally re-enforce their readerships compulsion to swallow the shit they put out every week.
shahooster · 2 points · Posted at 23:49:24 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
As easy as the trunk went in, pretty sure this was the DAILY MEAL.
horsecave · 245 points · Posted at 19:47:35 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
apparently this isn't that uncommon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2y_LEbdEVE
realbutter · 764 points · Posted at 21:09:23 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
How many times I've watched an elephant reach into another elephant's ass and eat shit:
My entire life until 5 minutes ago - 0
Since 5 minutes ago - 2
I feel changed...
Doobz87 · 215 points · Posted at 21:25:18 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Think I'm gonna keep my count at 1 and just go to another post..
earthlings_all · 6 points · Posted at 21:50:50 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Too late. I had seen this type of behavior before. I’m at 2 :/
fwartycuntstibble · 4 points · Posted at 22:44:15 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hehe. Number 2.
Rerdan · 2 points · Posted at 22:24:20 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
You're fine, it's the same shit anyways.
VorticalHydra · 2 points · Posted at 22:58:00 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
You know you watched this twice just to confirm what you saw
TheBeardedMarxist · -2 points · Posted at 22:11:43 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
You trunkless pussy.
gssunil · 71 points · Posted at 21:34:03 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
By tomorrow - 614
carnevoodoo · 28 points · Posted at 22:04:19 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
and r/thetrunkdunk was formed.
shroomenheimer · 7 points · Posted at 03:10:07 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Don't get my hopes up like that
GeeJo · 4 points · Posted at 22:50:34 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://xkcd.com/605/
LettersFromTheSky · 10 points · Posted at 21:31:35 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
That makes two of us, the Internet is a wonderful thing.
dfassna1 · 3 points · Posted at 22:27:58 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'm really surprised how many people haven't seen this before. There was a pretty popular video years and years ago, back in the days of eBaum's World of exactly this. I mean, I know it's really old, but I thought it was popular enough then for people to know now that this happens.
hth6565 · 3 points · Posted at 22:43:11 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/ten_thousand.png
NekoRacer · 5 points · Posted at 21:21:10 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
/ᐠ≗ᆽ≗ᐟ \
septagons · 36 points · Posted at 21:24:55 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is actually the first video I remember watching on YouTube.
bluesheep123 · 11 points · Posted at 22:52:14 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
"Me at the Zoo" really looks different from what I remember.
1337haXXor · 2 points · Posted at 23:09:52 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yup. First video I ever saved to my harddrive.
AaronRedwoods · 1 points · Posted at 01:45:01 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Fuck I remember seeing a horribly pixelated .mpeg of this in like 1995 when I was a kid.
Tentaye · 7 points · Posted at 22:37:22 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Damn, he really went in there.
andrec11 · 1 points · Posted at 05:03:53 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Not sure if it’s just the video quality, but by the looks of the colour of his trunk, it wasn’t the first round either.
TrashyCure · 5 points · Posted at 01:13:07 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Damn, he literally threw that down his throat. He doesn't waste any time.
viperex · 5 points · Posted at 00:31:41 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'm a little less innocent. I don't like this feeling
unthused · 4 points · Posted at 21:55:49 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'm curious as to the specific google search terms you used to locate this.
ChefBoyAreWeFucked · 3 points · Posted at 22:34:38 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
The lack of reaction and the ease at which the trunk made entry told me it apparently wasn't that uncommon.
MayorBee · 1 points · Posted at 03:51:37 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
"Jesus Christ, Mary. You really need some more fiber in your diet."
freddiessweater · 2074 points · Posted at 21:14:08 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
My reactions to this video in order:
"Oh, he is going to sniff the other elephant's butt, ha ha, animals are weird"
"Oh, he is going to poke around the outside other elephant's anus, weird and gross; yet funny."
"Ok, so his trunk is going to go just a bit into the anus of the other elephant, and then one of two things will happen, the other elephant will fart, and we will see a bubble go up the trunk like a Looney Tunes cartoon, or he will pull it out fast and run away like he smelled something horrible, can't be worse than that"
"Ok, wow, that trunk is really going deeo in there, but at least he isn't going to pull shit out"
"Shit"
"Well, he will probably fling it at the guy filming it, as that would be the height of comedy. No chance he eats it"
"Mother of fuck"
Basically, my stages of grief have been denial met with harsh reality.
[deleted] · 336 points · Posted at 21:17:47 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This fully encapsulates my inner monologue while watching this...
Shadax · 59 points · Posted at 22:50:09 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Mine was
"elghhh... awwwhhhh come on... ahh-AHWWWWW!"
And not the cute aww but you know
alexunderwater · 11 points · Posted at 23:24:31 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Mine was just repeatedly higher tones of:
"OH, DON'T DO IT"
sikagoon7 · 3 points · Posted at 02:35:33 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
This was me. I fucking knew he was gonna eat goopy shit the moment I saw his face in proximity to the others ass. I just didn't want to believe my intuition.
JohnathanFoe · 1 points · Posted at 22:07:00 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Except I made myself a hot bowl of chili just prior to watching it.
BigMarupa · 105 points · Posted at 21:55:41 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Not enough "Jesus fuck what the FUCK" in there.
smittyjones · 35 points · Posted at 21:46:22 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
pretty much this but with an "OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD" mixed in there, though I thought the catcher elephant would run away once the violation ensued.
fwartycuntstibble · 2 points · Posted at 22:42:25 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yeah I mean why would it let its buddy go a whole half trunk deep in its ass without any prior warning. I just kept thinking they must be really into it.
Wensdae · 8 points · Posted at 21:59:34 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
If anything I figured he was helping his constipated buddy. Nope, turd burglar as someone else said.
SoFuckingBoosted · 4 points · Posted at 21:50:20 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Wow dude, such a sick reaction. Thanks.
roofied_elephant · 3 points · Posted at 21:58:45 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is pretty much a play by play of my thought process as well.
crudude · 4 points · Posted at 22:06:49 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Mine was more along the lines of:
Okay this is disgusting but hey maybe these elephants are smart and kind and the one elephant dude is helping the other elephant dude with constipation problems and their communication is so amazing to be able to figure this out and solve their problems..
Yeah that worked right until he/she started eating it
bastet418 · 5 points · Posted at 21:49:10 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
You really captured all my emotions while I watched that video. Other elephant didn't even flinch.
sothrncalguy · 5 points · Posted at 21:29:22 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Ok, forget what I said previously, yours is the greatest comment ever! I was literally crying laughing!!!!
Zaptagious · 2 points · Posted at 21:58:58 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Thanks for the lol
freakedmind · 2 points · Posted at 22:03:44 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Actually when I saw that the elephant had dug up some shit, I knew he was gonna eat it.
Quick_MurderYourKids · 2 points · Posted at 22:49:19 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
this video ruined elephants for me
ReallyForeverAlone · 2 points · Posted at 02:49:11 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
🤔😯😧😲😵😱😐🤢
solar_compost · 1 points · Posted at 22:08:11 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Perfectly encapsulates it. The elephant was so casual about it like he had just plucked a bunch of grapes.
aetolica · 1 points · Posted at 22:19:11 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
And he really enjoyed it, too, cradling it so carefully in the curl of his trunk. I had to look away lol
mtndew01 · 1 points · Posted at 22:26:49 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I for sure thought he would feed the baby some hot shit
buzznights · 1 points · Posted at 22:26:56 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
My face is now stuck in this look of horror.
KillerDJ93 · 1 points · Posted at 22:27:40 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I was expecting the other elephant to be startled by something going into its ass, but it just stood there and accepted it as normal.
r1singphoenix · 1 points · Posted at 22:32:49 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Mine was similar, except when he was deep in there I was afraid he was pulling liquid shit into his trunk, like they do when they drink water D:
Obi-Wan_Kannabis · 1 points · Posted at 22:51:26 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
The worst part is that you always knew deep down what was going to actually happen.
BloodyChrome · 1 points · Posted at 23:05:46 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
What I really wanted to see
TydeQuake · 1 points · Posted at 00:16:16 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
After that, I thought "Oh god he's going to put it in the other elephant"
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 00:27:57 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Fucking died
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 00:34:40 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
You forgot that "what the fucking" followed by the nervous yet hysterical laughter at the situation.
elastic-craptastic · 1 points · Posted at 00:39:26 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Maybe add in;
"Okay? He's going pretty far in there... The fuck? Is he repeatedly blowing air in da poopoo hole?"
Odds_ · 1 points · Posted at 00:40:10 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
2017
mistaekNot · 1 points · Posted at 00:42:43 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
you didnt even get to grieve properly. this was all about acceptance
rc1717 · 1 points · Posted at 00:55:11 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
HOLY SHIT funniest post I've ever read!
Rockonfoo · 1 points · Posted at 02:16:51 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
If you made me read this than see the gif I would've been convinced you were a psychic
PipingHotSoup · 1 points · Posted at 04:58:19 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I wonder if they're smart enough that they start getting a sick sense of humor.
Or even just some basic pavlovian conditioning, whatever will make the audience laugh, the exhibitionists.
codeman73 · 1 points · Posted at 05:18:57 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I kept expecting the one getting raided to kick the crap (ha!) out of the violator, like that zebra did in a video not too long ago (maybe it wasn't even a zebra, I can't remember, some big wildlife suddenly kicking another in the head)
so_spicy · 1 points · Posted at 08:11:05 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Appropriate reaction
Gprime5 · 296 points · Posted at 20:50:55 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Honestly I'm impressed by the dexterity of the trunk. Being able to cradle the poop in the middle of the trunk while taking bits off with the end of the trunk.
ShrimpBisque · 73 points · Posted at 21:51:26 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I once heard that an elephant's trunk has about 100,000 muscles in it. Even if that's apocryphal, the only thing in the animal world that even comes close to that level of complexity and dexterity is the human hand. It is fascinating, albeit disgusting and hilarious.
Drindel08 · 3 points · Posted at 02:54:05 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Is it just the human hand, or the primate hand?
fsm_vs_cthulhu · 3 points · Posted at 06:47:41 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Octopodes?
j4kefr0mstat3farm · 1 points · Posted at 01:17:37 on February 10, 2018 · (Permalink)
But can it give handjobs like a human hand?
merpes · 4 points · Posted at 00:17:06 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
that blew me away too. screw the shit eating ... look at that muscle control.
Erekai · 1 points · Posted at 07:20:33 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is what I was thinking. That was some pro trunk work.
tool_of_justice · 1 points · Posted at 23:42:16 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Mastered the art.
Snokhengst · 1436 points · Posted at 19:34:21 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
They eat da poopoo
ken_in_nm · 296 points · Posted at 20:02:39 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
It is so painful they have to take drugs but they enjoy it.
Seems2likeBlu · 153 points · Posted at 20:38:49 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Dis is a sickness dis is sick
conwins · 44 points · Posted at 22:01:44 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Dis is sick! And therefore deviant. We do not want it.
Seems2likeBlu · 14 points · Posted at 22:37:01 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
He starts by smelling the others genitals then he puts his hand deep DEEPER
Seems2likeBlu · 1 points · Posted at 20:37:27 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Dis is a sickness dis is sick
CamGoldenGun · -1 points · Posted at 22:49:36 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
they don't know the way
aleakydishwasher · 136 points · Posted at 20:26:42 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Like ice cream
softcatsocks · 31 points · Posted at 21:22:09 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
shlllshsllshlp
zywrek · 49 points · Posted at 21:07:44 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
All ovah dee place!
WorkoutProblems · 58 points · Posted at 20:21:58 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's pretty cool that it's hold and eating with it's trunk
HansumJack · 59 points · Posted at 21:04:20 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I thought that too. Holding a bit in the crook and breaking off bite sized bits to pop in its mouth. If it was actual food instead of shit it would've been better though.
IWishIWasAShoe · 18 points · Posted at 21:34:11 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Poop is just processed food.
[deleted] · 8 points · Posted at 22:05:52 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
[deleted]
Vaywen · 5 points · Posted at 22:16:26 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
You're a glass-is-half-full person.
pqlamznxjsiw · 2 points · Posted at 00:29:52 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhWXDp9Zocc
Itrade · 2 points · Posted at 21:34:12 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Anything is actual food if you believe hard enough.
Vaywen · 2 points · Posted at 22:16:51 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Anything is poop if you try hard enough
Itrade · 1 points · Posted at 09:26:45 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
What is man if not a machine for turning food to poop and, should he be brave enough, vice versa?
iwantdagold · 43 points · Posted at 20:44:40 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Bishop! Bishop! Look at dis!
blacktail1 · 9 points · Posted at 22:40:55 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
As if dat was not enough, he poot de trunk DEEPAH
HeyItsTman · 14 points · Posted at 21:55:10 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/hOto5qYWgHg
[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 22:19:04 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
What the hell is the backstory to this? Is this guy trolling everyone else?
Phreak_of_Nature · 14 points · Posted at 22:25:51 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Some African nations are extremely anti-gay. Imprisoning and killing homosexuals. So no, sadly enough this is not a troll.
Mr_Loose_Butthole · 3 points · Posted at 00:13:29 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Dey noe da wae
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 03:23:51 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Mr_Loose_Meme should be your name
r1singphoenix · 1 points · Posted at 22:29:18 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Knowing nothing about Uganda, I genuinely can't tell if this is real or not
Wrestles4Food · 4 points · Posted at 00:48:36 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
NOW THEY START OFF BY TOUCHING EACH OTHER'S GENITALS AND SMELLING EACH OTHER. THEN THIS ONE SMEARS THE POOPOO ALL OVER THE OTHER PERSON'S FACE.
Carnificus · 4 points · Posted at 22:16:14 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Barack Obama wants to give all de zoos animals de right to eata da poopoo
Quick_MurderYourKids · 2 points · Posted at 22:44:56 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
my naem is El
i hav long nose
u be suprisd
by wher it gos
it grab da thing
i lik to chew
i pul it out
i eat da poo
TheyCallMeStone · 2 points · Posted at 23:17:23 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
it's only smellz
ggtsu_00 · 2 points · Posted at 02:04:05 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
doodoo u know de wae?
ShartVader · 4 points · Posted at 21:35:26 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Thanks Obabma
lv0r · -50 points · Posted at 19:54:47 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
they know da wae
futlapperl · 23 points · Posted at 21:09:37 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
For once, it didn't take Reddit years to get tired of a shitty meme.
Walnutterzz · 8 points · Posted at 21:15:21 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I was sick of it after day 2, I didn't understand why it was so funny. I felt like I was surrounded by a bunch of middle schoolers when ever I was on reddit
[deleted] · 14 points · Posted at 21:22:05 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)*
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lv0r · 0 points · Posted at 22:02:43 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
pth pth pth pth pth pth pth pth pth pth pth pth pth pth pth pth
GeronimoEKIAx2 · -18 points · Posted at 20:18:14 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hahaha you called the shit, poo!
Track607 · 131 points · Posted at 20:05:04 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Zoologist needed.
BoiledBras · 20 points · Posted at 22:01:29 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
IANALZ, but I do recall reading that elephant shit is comprised of a suprising percentage of undigested material.
SurpriseHanging · 37 points · Posted at 22:53:41 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
"I am not a lawyer zoologist"?
BoiledBras · 12 points · Posted at 22:59:33 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Licensed, legitimate, lawyer, Lavazza, whatever works.
WazWaz · 1 points · Posted at 14:09:17 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Probably like guinea pigs - not enough stomachs like cows, so just pass it through another time.
paracelsus23 · 6 points · Posted at 22:35:51 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
/u/UnidanX
ACannabisConnoisseur · 80 points · Posted at 21:17:20 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Zoologist here! What youre seeing in this gif is an adolescent asiatic elephant reaching its prehensile trunk waaay into the butthole of another member of its herd, likely a parent, in order to get the best, freshest feces which the smaller elephants in the herd cant reach. This is a sure sign that elephants are not nearly as intelligent as some might get you believe.
JakLegendd · 83 points · Posted at 21:20:14 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Username does not check out.
Spid3r · 4 points · Posted at 01:04:31 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Nah man. I have friends from colleges that offer zoology and biology.
Username DEFINITELY checks out.
taylormade1893 · 1 points · Posted at 23:01:15 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Can someone explain to me what is being looked for when 'checking a username'?
Bobwalski · 16 points · Posted at 23:25:49 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Basically, does the username corroborate their statement. If the username read "I_own_a_zoo" the user name would check out. Here it is basically "I smoke lotsa pot" so one would not assume they know zoo facts based on the username.
sxlor · 4 points · Posted at 00:32:47 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Surprisingly, neither "i_own_a_zoo" nor "ismokelotsapot" are claimed usernames.
tuscanspeed · 1 points · Posted at 19:32:15 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Except for instances where it doesn't, but previous posting history results in the same username checks out response.
For shame /u/unidan, for shame...
GustavoCinque · 3 points · Posted at 23:20:55 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
The username? No, really, if the user has a nickname in reddit that corrobores what they're saying.
depressed-salmon · 6 points · Posted at 23:27:11 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
For instance if I lamented the fact I'll never find a mate for the salmon run, and even if I did I'd just get eaten by a bear on the way anyway, then my username would check out :'(
imghurrr · 15 points · Posted at 22:50:05 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
That’s an African elephant Mr “Zoologist”
ACannabisConnoisseur · 4 points · Posted at 01:13:52 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Alright im no zoologist but i did stay at a holiday inn express one time, i think
[deleted] · 7 points · Posted at 21:44:41 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Idk, an animal realizing that it needs to dig into a parents butthole to eat their shit and get necessary nutrients... Doesn't really seem that unintelligent.
PM_ME_UR_FIRST_NUDE · 2 points · Posted at 22:28:31 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's an African elephant.
ScrithWire · 1 points · Posted at 22:49:25 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
...waaay into the butthole...
dwellerofcubes · 1 points · Posted at 00:57:44 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Dank nugs, indeed.
Scientology_Saved_Me · 3 points · Posted at 01:50:13 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Zoologist here. He gettin da poopoo out.
LAVABURN · 2 points · Posted at 23:51:49 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Adult needed.
FoxyGrampa · 1 points · Posted at 22:34:52 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I got you fam. It’s called “Copraphagia”
sebastiankirk · 1 points · Posted at 23:15:46 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I think I just need an adult
wirecats · 1 points · Posted at 04:10:26 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Zoologist here. What you're seeing is an elephant eating shit off another elephant's ass. Yum!
I_dont_thinks · 1 points · Posted at 04:20:06 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Google microbiota, fecal transplant, etc.
N3UROTOXIN · 60 points · Posted at 20:09:43 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose...
Cmgordon3 · 67 points · Posted at 20:43:08 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
But you can't pick your friends asshole
N3UROTOXIN · 44 points · Posted at 20:45:14 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This elephant proved you wrong though
Cmgordon3 · 10 points · Posted at 20:48:16 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
But what if they're more than friends? Like best friends?
N3UROTOXIN · 7 points · Posted at 20:49:08 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Idk man I’ve never done that with my best friend. Maybe mega best friends
unknown_aime · 2 points · Posted at 05:27:21 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Bromigos
Miiiils · 3 points · Posted at 21:16:40 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Everyone at work just looked at me. I laughed too hard, thank you.
connormxy · 1 points · Posted at 22:41:50 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Not at least without using your nose you can't
Capt_Am · 1 points · Posted at 23:37:50 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Unless you're an elephant.
pvtsn0ballz · 1 points · Posted at 06:40:15 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Wanna bet?
clockradio · 2 points · Posted at 12:13:46 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
... but you can't wipe your friends off on the underside of your 5th period English class desk.
iamabadexample · 114 points · Posted at 20:26:06 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
please don't eat it ... please don't eat it ... please don't ...aaahhh noooo!
Boxplastic · 4 points · Posted at 01:08:25 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
/r/nononono
rabidsquirre1 · 3 points · Posted at 01:20:24 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
It’s worse then just taking a bite he was snacking on it
[deleted] · 85 points · Posted at 19:52:39 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
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DonJuanBandito · 9 points · Posted at 00:41:52 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Taking a shit has a whole new meaning now.
noisyturtle · 44 points · Posted at 21:04:49 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Quality shitpost
Chayah · 211 points · Posted at 19:27:56 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Reminds me of my uncle
10mm_of_nothingz · 261 points · Posted at 20:21:11 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Delete this nephew
BushMeat · 109 points · Posted at 20:31:08 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Nephew deleted
unicorn_zombie · 3 points · Posted at 23:15:48 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Nephew is with the Lord now
bewk · 2 points · Posted at 23:23:13 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Best use of this I’ve ever seen.
Physgun · 1 points · Posted at 22:14:57 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
/r/oldpeoplefacebook
Rudi_Reifenstecher · 12 points · Posted at 20:45:55 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
reminds me of cleveland fans
thisrockismyboone · 2 points · Posted at 22:19:54 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
just Ohio in general really
throwthatbsaway · 1 points · Posted at 09:40:24 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
mmm topical, delicious.
rootntootn2gunshootn · 3 points · Posted at 19:45:00 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I told u not to tell!
Pyronic_Chaos · 2 points · Posted at 20:05:24 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Nephew.
RonaldTheGiraffe · 1 points · Posted at 23:14:22 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
My uncle is also fond of coprophagia
abhijitd · 1 points · Posted at 02:11:26 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Go on
cowpen · 81 points · Posted at 20:12:22 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I expected him to throw it at the crowd. So you can imagine my disappointment.
EveryRedditUser · 77 points · Posted at 20:12:57 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Such majestic creatures
Lostina_Pocket · 159 points · Posted at 19:44:30 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
/r/gifsthatkeepongiving
goatcoat · 252 points · Posted at 20:00:15 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
/r/gifsthatneedtostopgiving
Sotemal · 14 points · Posted at 20:06:35 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Omg this is so accurate and i'm so sad it's not a thing.
LiamTheBobbitt · 45 points · Posted at 20:23:48 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Just created it r/gifsthatneedtostop
oaoao · 6 points · Posted at 00:33:50 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
That's already a thing, it's called a picture
fiirvoen · 1 points · Posted at 22:02:01 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Subscribed immediately.
__Risky__Click__ · 1 points · Posted at 22:44:28 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Clicks link... Sees nothing...
iamdissapoint.jpg
Horse_Boy · 1 points · Posted at 23:06:31 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
/r/gifsthatnevershouldhavegiven
strats · 95 points · Posted at 19:40:45 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
In all fairness, there probably are whole peanuts in there.
[deleted] · 54 points · Posted at 21:08:54 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)*
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grafxbill · 10 points · Posted at 22:04:24 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/In1LML0.jpg
Alv2Rde · 3 points · Posted at 21:52:03 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Can you see? These are UN-shalted peanuts.
JasonYaya · 5 points · Posted at 20:59:06 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Well pilgrim
RednBlackSalamander · 20 points · Posted at 22:02:53 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
"Daily Mail: news you can trust. Also, we'll give you cash for videos of animals eating shit out of each other's assholes."
audiomedium · 2 points · Posted at 02:16:15 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Journalistic integrity defined
SporadicSheep · 57 points · Posted at 21:24:03 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is the most WTF post I've ever seen. It was already deep in WTF territory before it pulled out the nosefull of shit. When it started eating my jaw literally dropped.
nationalgeographic · 19 points · Posted at 21:49:46 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is definitely unusual behavior! But one of our Explorers and an elephant expert says that since this took place in a zoo, it was likely brought about by boredom in captivity and an impoverished diet.
mymamaalwayssaid · 100 points · Posted at 21:40:23 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hey it's a Philadelphia Eagles fan.
kittychristine · 24 points · Posted at 22:02:17 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Here we go. This is what I came for.
KaiserTheRaven · 5 points · Posted at 03:21:55 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I had to scroll to the bottom. Am disappoint.
cannibalcorpuscle · 1 points · Posted at 15:03:28 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Eh, low hanging fruit dontcha think?
MetalHead_Literally · 7 points · Posted at 22:13:51 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Or a Cavs fan!
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 22:29:14 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)*
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NomasTomas · 1 points · Posted at 23:36:10 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
The Cleveland Steamer?
learnyouahaskell · 1 points · Posted at 05:54:39 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
No thanks i'm not gonna open it
ilrosewood · 2 points · Posted at 03:53:13 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I had to scroll too damn far to find this
JayInslee2020 · 1 points · Posted at 01:09:15 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Still salty over Brady getting destroyed in the 4th quarter?
mymamaalwayssaid · 3 points · Posted at 01:17:25 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Obviously. But it's not really "destroyed" when the greatest single game of Foles' career was still only a one score game.
notjohnconner · 3 points · Posted at 02:25:13 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
No shit, Brady threw for over 500 yards and no interceptions. I'd hardly say he got destroyed. Hell he finished with a better QB rating than Foles (106 -115).
mymamaalwayssaid · 2 points · Posted at 03:49:29 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
You. I like you.
Tensuke · 1 points · Posted at 02:05:52 on February 13, 2018 · (Permalink)
Eh other than this being the Super Bowl, I'd say his greatest game was against the Raiders in 2013 where he threw for over 400 yds, 7 TDs, and 0 INTs, with a perfect rating.
JayInslee2020 · 0 points · Posted at 01:25:40 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
At least he didn't cheat to get what he got.
Crashgames21 · 58 points · Posted at 20:09:52 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
still better than the tide pod challenge
shahooster · 3 points · Posted at 23:51:40 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Let me get back to you on that.
JayInslee2020 · 2 points · Posted at 01:12:03 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
This can be the new challenge. If somebody's dumb enough to eat tide pods, I'm sure they'd be dumb enough to scoop some poo out and eat it as well.
Crashgames21 · 1 points · Posted at 01:19:40 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
You're probably right.
JayInslee2020 · 1 points · Posted at 01:23:22 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Wanna steamroll this new challenge? We might be able to actually make it happen.
Crashgames21 · 1 points · Posted at 01:26:39 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Not willing to eat tide, and not going to eat poo.
JayInslee2020 · 1 points · Posted at 01:28:19 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Let's find some shills and we can probably pay them in bitcoin. I'm willing to bet the ones into that are more likely candidates to eat poo.
Crashgames21 · 1 points · Posted at 01:30:31 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Or we could pay a youtuber to do it, they do anything for views.
JayInslee2020 · 0 points · Posted at 01:32:36 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Oh god... yes... you have a point. It reminded me of this one. I'll pledge 0.05 BTC if we can get him to do it.
Crashgames21 · 2 points · Posted at 01:41:07 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Wtf 4.4 million subs and a lot of cringe.
JayInslee2020 · 1 points · Posted at 04:56:09 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'm sure it's one of thousands out there. I guess it's what happens when you lower the cost of entry to recording and posting videos. If cameras cost $4k minimum and $100/month minimum to host, I'm sure we would see much less cancer.
mattreyu · 28 points · Posted at 19:55:56 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Oh that's Jerry. Everybody knows he's the biggest brown-noser in the office
the_brew · 25 points · Posted at 20:58:45 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
"I'll have what he had."
kattface · 31 points · Posted at 21:18:02 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
2 elephants, 1 trunk
LazyKidd420 · 10 points · Posted at 21:06:17 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Is....is it fucking staring at the camera the whole time?
learnyouahaskell · 1 points · Posted at 06:05:02 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Establish dominance
horsecave · 18 points · Posted at 19:46:42 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
everyone has a kink
whyoy · 1 points · Posted at 00:16:46 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Sorry, I thought you meant to say 'rule 34'
Lakz · 9 points · Posted at 21:49:23 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
this is very worthy of the wtf sub.
[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 21:52:51 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yes. There seem so few posts that really make you say, "What the fuuuuck?"
Anti_Bread_Bowl · 16 points · Posted at 20:21:13 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
they're just like us
serious_beans · 22 points · Posted at 21:20:36 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This might possibly be the most WTF thing I have ever seen, and I feel like I've seen a lot of weird fuckin stuff.
TerriblePigs · 6 points · Posted at 20:18:57 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Now I know why they never showed Fred Flintstone taking a crap.
Obi-StacheKenobi · 5 points · Posted at 05:25:16 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I complain about WTF because it usually sucks. This one was fun. That elephant just kept eating poop nuggets many times after I said, "stop, don't eat that." what the fuck, elephant. Gross. Ew.
[deleted] · 9 points · Posted at 20:56:45 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Why is he eating da poo poo.
legend72 · 10 points · Posted at 21:37:56 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This explains why the elephant represents the republican party...
FattyCorpuscle · 5 points · Posted at 19:51:41 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Cooperative digestion.
ImElegantAsFuck · 5 points · Posted at 20:24:09 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Straight from the source 😋
oldfashionedguy · 4 points · Posted at 20:50:02 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Second harvest!
Gibodean · 6 points · Posted at 21:12:18 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Any day now Gwyneth Paltrow is going to be recommending this elephant therapy for people who need a cleanse.
AleX002 · 4 points · Posted at 21:46:16 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Just when the argument of their intelligence was become mainstream....one shit-eating elephant had to ruin it for all of them!
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 21:57:02 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
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AleX002 · 1 points · Posted at 22:44:46 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Do you know from experience ;)
http://i49.tinypic.com/1zvap9l.jpg
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 23:00:00 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
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AleX002 · 1 points · Posted at 23:01:05 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Username checks out
wardrich · 5 points · Posted at 22:40:11 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Whatcha gonna do with all that trunk
All that trunk inside your junk...
Imma eat eat yo shit
Eat yo shit, eat yo shit!
lieagle · 5 points · Posted at 23:57:46 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
That’s enough internet for today
algo · 9 points · Posted at 21:25:14 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Maybe he was constipated..
/r/AnimalsBeingBros ?
ChefBoyAreWeFucked · 8 points · Posted at 22:51:30 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Was it really necessary to eat the evidence?
hngovr · 4 points · Posted at 20:32:36 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Everyone needs to relax. It's just a friendly prostate exam.
whalemango · 4 points · Posted at 21:17:25 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
When you're too lazy to go to the fridge for a snack.
NabNausicaan · 3 points · Posted at 21:30:30 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Such majestic creatures.
Amirkerr · 5 points · Posted at 21:33:44 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I know that somewhere deep in the internet there is a video of someone doing this
whalemingo · 2 points · Posted at 21:48:23 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
www.consumptionjunction.com
happycamper451 · 4 points · Posted at 21:34:07 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
“Man Jumbo, you’ve got the best shit! Seriously, it’s so fresh!”
[deleted] · 4 points · Posted at 21:39:28 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Okay, elephants just got knocked down the hierarchy.
It's now: Cats, Octopuses, dogs, people from Indiana, and then elephants
redundantexplanation · 3 points · Posted at 22:14:50 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
"You finished eating this?"
JBv2Reddit · 4 points · Posted at 22:19:51 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Reminds me, I'm going got a colonoscopy tomorrow.
ElxaDahl · 4 points · Posted at 00:03:17 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
This sub should ban people posting with v.reddit
Uolj · 4 points · Posted at 02:48:50 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Two elephants one trunk
GretaTheBeeotch · 4 points · Posted at 03:39:24 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Armchair biologist here- I suspect they do it to periodically re-innoculate themselves with the bacteria needed to break down their cellulose-heavy diets. Lest they become constipated & require human assistance, as seen HERE
RustyDisturbance · 7 points · Posted at 20:52:06 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
That is, without doubt, the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen. 🙈🤮
[deleted] · 8 points · Posted at 21:59:00 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
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NomasTomas · 3 points · Posted at 23:38:43 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I think that game is called 'Scategorys'
artagame3 · 43 points · Posted at 19:35:50 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Elephant must be an Eagles fan.
jlobes · 9 points · Posted at 20:51:01 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
What is it with sports fans getting super hyped that their team won a championship and eating literal shit. First the Cavs fan, now the Eagles guy, is this a thing that I just wasn't aware of until recently?
ArmoredFan · -5 points · Posted at 20:38:59 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
He ran out of shit to eat for breakfast after the superbowl.
ManInBilly · 3 points · Posted at 19:45:20 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'm so glad I was born human. Well... sort of.
GoochRash · 1 points · Posted at 21:53:30 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
.... Sort of glad or sort of human?
ManInBilly · 1 points · Posted at 22:13:28 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Sort of glad I was born at all.
kkehoe5 · 3 points · Posted at 20:55:50 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
How long has that shit been shit? It’s like a perpetual energy machine, but with feces.
dembonezz · 3 points · Posted at 21:25:33 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This fecal transplant therapy - however effective - has gone too far.
murrieta123 · 3 points · Posted at 21:37:58 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
let me just snatch a lil butt nugget real quick. ohh i got two!, bonus!
Amandabear323 · 3 points · Posted at 21:42:47 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'm honestly more amazed he's able to hold on to it and take little pieces to munch on without dropping anything.
Kronephon · 3 points · Posted at 21:43:09 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This was, most probably, in the Lisbon Zoo. :)
Elril · 2 points · Posted at 00:37:48 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
r/PORTUGALCARALHO
neofac · 3 points · Posted at 21:44:38 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Can't get much fresher really.
The-false-being26 · 3 points · Posted at 21:52:54 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I................. I don’t understand. Why would the elephant do that and more importantly. Why was the other one ok with getting a trunk shoved up its ass????
StanleyDarsh22 · 3 points · Posted at 21:55:52 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
So how the fuck is this okay for elephants when for humans you'd get incredibly sick
[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 22:30:10 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
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StanleyDarsh22 · 5 points · Posted at 22:39:16 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
........... you bastard
trsrogue · 3 points · Posted at 21:57:09 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Even elephants love warm brownies straight from the oven.
DRHunterM17 · 3 points · Posted at 21:59:20 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
The real butthole bandit. It looks like the elephant is thinking, "don't judge me guys, it's an acquired taste, a delicacy".
runawayvibrator · 3 points · Posted at 22:00:36 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Dude, I'm a bit constipated, can you help a brother out? Sure, can I eat the good bits? Yip Go ahead.
Fluffhead_Phan · 3 points · Posted at 22:05:41 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This elephant must be an Eagles fan
Dissidentt · 3 points · Posted at 22:10:39 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is how Fox News get's it's scoops from the White House.
wtf_is_taken · 3 points · Posted at 22:18:27 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Turd burglar
toomanydickpics · 1 points · Posted at 22:21:18 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
user name and description checks out.
acuppajoseph · 3 points · Posted at 22:20:01 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Just couldn't wait for it to get ripe, eh?
GrampappyJoe · 3 points · Posted at 22:24:51 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Fucker's eating that shit like popcorn
[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 22:35:01 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Turd burglar
jax362 · 3 points · Posted at 22:48:18 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Look at that shit-eating grin as it walks away
MrRandomSuperhero · 3 points · Posted at 22:50:54 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
"The most intelligent animal next to humans"
Golemfrost · 3 points · Posted at 22:54:45 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)*
I´m a scatfant Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
addictedtopeace · 3 points · Posted at 23:46:21 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
They saw something they couldn't unsee...So he brought it here for all of us to see. Good job lol
JohnnySmallHands · 3 points · Posted at 23:46:59 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Just today I was thinking to myself how intelligent elephants are.
I'm now conflicted.
SFWpornstar · 3 points · Posted at 23:56:29 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I almost just threw up in an elevator.
This is truly wtf.
GeezusManForReal · 2 points · Posted at 23:59:42 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I guess you could say its messed up on so many levels? #elevatorjokes
Tacoj · 3 points · Posted at 00:40:22 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's the republican party
jell-o_girl · 3 points · Posted at 00:47:20 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Are they not being fed enough?
SputnikFace · 2 points · Posted at 01:30:21 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
nah he just gettin seconds
captainsavajo · 3 points · Posted at 01:47:21 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
coprophilia has been observed in 580 species.... coprophobia has been observed in 1
loves trumps hate
CoffeeAndASquirt · 3 points · Posted at 02:05:58 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Sliding into those BMs
PaulieNumbers · 1 points · Posted at 02:51:00 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Dear Lord I lol’d
jailcopper · 3 points · Posted at 02:27:33 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I pictures that elephant has some serious mental issues and dangerous AF. These other elephants are trapped in there and basically just submit to it
noodlesinflight · 3 points · Posted at 02:50:46 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is fairly normal behavior in elephants. Especially in their young. Baby elephants learn to eat the feces of their elders to obtain vital bacteria that aid in digestion. Source: an elephant
FireShots · 3 points · Posted at 03:39:17 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
And den dey eat da poopoo.
Car-Los-Danger · 3 points · Posted at 03:40:13 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Dude went tusks deep for some dumbo gumbo.
neeto85 · 3 points · Posted at 04:07:44 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
My dog ate cat poop like it was caviar when he was a puppy. I think it's just an animal thing.
grouchpotato · 3 points · Posted at 04:31:35 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Congratulations, You just won /r/WTF!
thats_BS_32 · 3 points · Posted at 04:44:50 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Philadelphia fans celebrating the Eagles Super Bowl Victory, colorized (2018)
EpicLevelWizard · 0 points · Posted at 04:46:38 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Those elephants aren't lighting their own city on fire or destroying property in a tribalistic display of stupidity though 😉
pogostud · 3 points · Posted at 04:50:36 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Ah, the classic definition of the Turd Burglar
JayDeeJDL · 3 points · Posted at 04:58:42 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
" Elephants are exceptionally smart creatures. They have the largest brain of any land animal, and three times as many neurons as humans. While many of these neurons exist to control the elephant's large and dexterous body, these creatures have demonstrated their impressive mental capabilities time and time again. "
babyshaker1984 · 3 points · Posted at 05:10:23 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Where's the reverse gif?
DamagedFreight · 3 points · Posted at 06:30:34 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Dey eat da poopoo.
Cloak5 · 3 points · Posted at 06:35:52 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hey Frank! Eat shit!
But I already am
You win this round Frank
JoSe13911 · 3 points · Posted at 06:55:51 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Some animals do that if their malnourished. I’m sure this was a some shitty zoo.
CatpainLeghatsenia · 3 points · Posted at 08:24:27 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Supermarkets hate him!!!
See how this elephant saves hundreds a month on food with one simple trick
mag682 · 3 points · Posted at 12:59:17 on February 10, 2018 · (Permalink)
I honestly cannot remember my life before this video
vengeanceuniversity · 14 points · Posted at 20:54:04 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Must be an eagles fan
DrunkPython · 0 points · Posted at 02:14:37 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://j.gifs.com/KZEmgz.gif
prostking · 23 points · Posted at 20:17:42 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Must be a Philadelphia Eagles fan.
DrunkPython · 2 points · Posted at 02:14:00 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://j.gifs.com/KZEmgz.gif
bstampl1 · 1 points · Posted at 03:17:21 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Eagles fan eating a Patriots fan.
sawbones84 · 0 points · Posted at 22:11:40 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Had to scroll further down for this than I was expecting.
pantsmeplz · 5 points · Posted at 22:00:17 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I dare someone to post this in r/The_Donald
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 22:33:06 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
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Amplifeye · 0 points · Posted at 23:33:47 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Trump eating, Putin pootin'
failture · 5 points · Posted at 20:23:53 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is the Bear Grylls of the elephant world.
[deleted] · 5 points · Posted at 22:14:04 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Elephants really are the most amazing and intelligent animals. This is something I thought only people could do. It's a shame they're all being hunted to extinction.
syberghost · 2 points · Posted at 22:18:11 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Humans are being hunted to extinction?
[deleted] · 5 points · Posted at 22:47:49 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Lizard people. Look it up. We're an endangered species.
pjmcm · 12 points · Posted at 20:02:29 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I bet that tasted like shit
AL-AL-AL · 5 points · Posted at 20:20:50 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Well they only eat grass so it probably tasted like grass..and shit
pjmcm · -1 points · Posted at 20:27:00 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
It was a joke
RapeMeToo · -11 points · Posted at 21:28:50 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I thought jokes are supposed to be funny
unfeelingzeal · 2 points · Posted at 21:13:07 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
the one of the left just has this look that says "mmm...oven fresh."
futlapperl · 2 points · Posted at 21:14:37 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
now WITH peanuts!
zachnips · 2 points · Posted at 21:20:03 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Going tusk deep
billybob62 · 2 points · Posted at 21:21:16 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I haven't, don't, and won't ever love anyone enough to do that for them.
BMikasa · 2 points · Posted at 21:21:20 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'm just gonna tell myself that this particular elephant is alone in this behavior.
resting_dickface · 2 points · Posted at 21:22:01 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I was eating lunch..
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 21:23:46 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Elephant porn
donald_trub · 1 points · Posted at 01:22:08 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
So was the elephant!
Servo35 · 2 points · Posted at 21:26:02 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
That's so shocking and impressive, I'm not even upset. How the hell did that elephant figure out you can dig into another elephant's ass to eat the shit inside it?
HentaiDardo · 2 points · Posted at 21:29:31 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT??
JoBales89 · 2 points · Posted at 21:34:23 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This made me really uncomfortable
Paimann · 2 points · Posted at 21:36:08 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Circumventing the circle of life
prw8201 · 2 points · Posted at 21:40:15 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hey if you're not going to finish digesting that, do you mind if I finish it?
overlordpotatoe · 2 points · Posted at 21:41:20 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
The weirdest part to me is the other elephant's complete lack of reaction to having half a trunk suddenly shoved up its ass. You'd think that would be at least mildly uncomfortable.
burgbrain · 2 points · Posted at 21:41:35 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I just had lunch . Thanks
chileangod · 2 points · Posted at 21:43:52 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
That elephant does with one trunk what takes me two hands to hold a handful of small bits of food and eat them one by one.
Tarmist25 · 1 points · Posted at 21:45:22 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
"food"
Dried_up_jizz_flakes · 2 points · Posted at 21:45:00 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Sauce?
RTQMARK · 2 points · Posted at 21:46:45 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)*
Ohhhhhhh I've seen this years ago at the local zoo and forgot about it until now...
Precious memories...
I've seen documentaries afterwards, but regarding gorillas, where they are their own fresh feces. Seem like they don't in cold weather as it's the only way to get a warm "meal", since their diet is essentially vegetarian the feces are just undigested fibre anyway.
Wonder if it's a similar situation with the elephants...
vaniciousknid · 2 points · Posted at 21:49:41 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Thats a convenient lunchbox
nicmakaveli · 2 points · Posted at 21:49:59 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
He successfully one up'ed that jogger randomly eating shit of the ground.
Jixor_ · 2 points · Posted at 21:50:21 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Holy hell this is funny
JazzyDan · 2 points · Posted at 21:51:45 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
The dexterity of that trunk is astounding, how it holds the food and is also used as an eating implement simultaneously is most impressive.
mlauzon · 2 points · Posted at 21:53:27 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
That has to be a really shitty snack...!
_snozzberry_gulper_ · 2 points · Posted at 21:54:27 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Pretty sure that the video was shaking for a bit because the guy taking it was laughing his ass off
The_Magic_Walrus · 2 points · Posted at 21:55:36 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Pickpocketing 100
Dpcharly · 2 points · Posted at 21:57:42 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I was freaking screaming "don't eat it, please, don't eat it!!" Then he started eating it and I jumped.
Cappelitoo · 2 points · Posted at 21:59:02 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Quality post. Doesn't get much more WTF than this. Does anybody have an explanation for this behaviour?
vegence · 2 points · Posted at 21:59:32 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
this is just like when my GF says she doesnt want any fries with her meal but then eats mine.
opheliasmusing · 2 points · Posted at 22:01:01 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
"Don't eat it, don't eat it, PLEASE don't eat—"
Jesus Christ. I should have known better.
imagine_amusing_name · 2 points · Posted at 22:01:57 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
The sequel is the shitter eating the shit of the shit collector
It just goes round and round, whilst Elton john sings "the circle of life" except it's changed to "the circle of unshat shit"
Wh0rse · 2 points · Posted at 22:02:19 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Fibre
beanzo · 2 points · Posted at 22:02:24 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Damn, he's tusk deep!
Crulo · 2 points · Posted at 22:02:40 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
So that’s why they have trunks!
alexlicious · 2 points · Posted at 22:06:36 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
German elephants
BauerHaus · 2 points · Posted at 22:07:56 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I've only been on Reddit for 3 years but that is the first thing I've seen on r/WTF that has given me pause.
I can't imagine how that elephant figured that trick out, or is that something that elephants do that no one talks about?
Also I've got to stop making fun of people who "run out of evens" because I get it now.
Usernamethx9000 · 2 points · Posted at 22:08:07 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Is this a really old gif or did it get remastered? I remember the original version being potato quality.
FlaccidCamel · 2 points · Posted at 22:09:20 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I could not control my look of disgust while watching this
Zen_Galactic · 2 points · Posted at 22:10:10 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I just lost a lot of respect for elephants.
They were supposed to be better than us...
lucky_Lola · 2 points · Posted at 22:10:27 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This must be the "special" guy in the group 🙈
Stormwolf1O1 · 2 points · Posted at 22:11:56 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I feel like I can smell it.
I_WouldntDoThat · 2 points · Posted at 22:12:48 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Must be a Philly fan.
comicgeekout · 2 points · Posted at 22:14:15 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I lost count to how many "whoa"s I was saying as they kept escalating
Morticiaisbomb · 2 points · Posted at 22:14:33 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Well I used to love elephants the most.
mealswheelson · 2 points · Posted at 22:14:35 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Pretty sure I saw him say no homo so this is perfectly ok
sickduck22 · 2 points · Posted at 22:16:31 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Plot twist: it’s food he put up there to save for later. It just looks like poop.
krevdditn · 2 points · Posted at 22:16:49 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I just lost all respect for elephants...
unless they're being poorly feed and starved then I feel sad
toomanydickpics · 1 points · Posted at 22:21:54 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
thats what i thought it might be really hungry :(
Mankotaberi · 2 points · Posted at 22:17:16 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Stop poop-shaming him!
Lockes_socks · 2 points · Posted at 22:19:12 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
What majestic creatures.
dinngoe · 2 points · Posted at 22:40:15 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
intelligent my ass
random-guy-23 · 2 points · Posted at 22:46:30 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is some funny shit :))
room-to-breathe · 2 points · Posted at 22:48:34 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
He's just rocking that second harvest
otter111a · 2 points · Posted at 22:49:42 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
2 elephants 1 trunk
Rhiden · 2 points · Posted at 22:50:59 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Dey eat da poo poo
Tizzanewday · 2 points · Posted at 22:52:10 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
2 elephants, 1 trunk
Bonemesh · 2 points · Posted at 22:52:54 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Well, that just destroyed the massive amount of respect that I, until 30 seconds ago, held for elephants, as noble, intelligent, and emotionally complex creatures.
On the other hand, lots of r/wtf involves humans doing similarly disgusting things, so.... I gotta think about this for a bit.
Mellochills9011 · 2 points · Posted at 22:54:37 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
r/eyebleach
aeomatic · 2 points · Posted at 22:54:46 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Eagles fans am I right!?
pronorwegian1 · 2 points · Posted at 22:54:47 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Proof that scat fetishes aren't unnatural.
Jubgoat · 2 points · Posted at 22:55:00 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
here let me get that for you sir.
doubleshotlarry · 2 points · Posted at 22:55:06 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
And that will conclude today's internet adventures.
jacobwgiroux · 2 points · Posted at 22:57:17 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
i can’t even get a text back
g4_ · 2 points · Posted at 23:00:03 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
So.. Alabama must have won a game?
the_perkolator · 2 points · Posted at 23:00:03 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Doesn't get any fresher than that...
alexchrist · 2 points · Posted at 23:03:47 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
They eat the poo poo
DrRedPill · 2 points · Posted at 23:04:40 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
"Recycling in the wild"
NotReallyEthicalLOL · 2 points · Posted at 23:06:08 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Nooooooo!
NotDroopy · 2 points · Posted at 23:07:02 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
It only smellz
benzylique · 2 points · Posted at 23:09:33 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Reminds me of the time when I...... Nevermind.
Ideal_Jerk · 2 points · Posted at 23:11:12 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
It must be a German elephant.
Piepounding · 2 points · Posted at 23:11:38 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Found another Eagles fan!
BigDaddy_4406 · 2 points · Posted at 23:16:11 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Ah, the old "Trunk In The Trunk" maneuver. Classic.
Simpleton_9000 · 2 points · Posted at 23:18:29 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Whenever I hear people talk about how majestic and pure animals are, I always think to footage like this, and chuckle.
Lifes pretty gross. Ain't nothing majestic or dignified about it.
minaguib · 2 points · Posted at 23:18:33 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
HE ATE DA POOPOO
Kywammy · 2 points · Posted at 23:19:33 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Not really super grossed out. I'm more impressed with the dexterity on display. To hold the turds with its trunk while delicately placing bite sized turds in its mouth.
Yesofcoursenaturally · 2 points · Posted at 23:23:48 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Look at the shit-eating grin on that elephant.
OddlyEven · 2 points · Posted at 23:25:27 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I like the way he cradles the dung in the crest of his trunk, and then snacks on it like he's pulling chips from a bag. Majestic.
Sardonnicus · 2 points · Posted at 23:30:05 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
There is a metaphor for the Republican party somewhere in this gif...
Yawgie · 2 points · Posted at 23:30:53 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Why won't this image load? This is the third time I've been unable to view a picture in here. Only from this sub.
longhorn2015 · 2 points · Posted at 23:32:21 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yep that’s enough internet for the day
LottaFagina · 2 points · Posted at 23:38:02 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
That must be some good shit
AyleiDaedra · 2 points · Posted at 23:40:25 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This strikes me as a "bad mental health" kind of activity.
mt2oo8 · 2 points · Posted at 23:46:29 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I would like to unsee this
Tuxedomex · 2 points · Posted at 23:48:15 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Choco Krispy sure is 100% natural.
rebelrob73 · 2 points · Posted at 23:48:17 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
My butthole is clenched so hard right now
thatguyfromchicago · 2 points · Posted at 23:48:19 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
ASS EATING SZN
PM_UR_BOOBIES_GIRL · 2 points · Posted at 23:49:10 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Whatcha gonna do with all that junk
All that junk inside your trunk
floate_ · 2 points · Posted at 23:49:43 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
"You know he eats his own shit, right?"
Starfish_Symphony · 2 points · Posted at 23:49:48 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
"Saw it on reddit, had to try it. No regrets."
-bblimpy
H2Sbass · 2 points · Posted at 23:56:10 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Turd burglar
caique_cp · 2 points · Posted at 23:56:41 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
The best parody ever: 2 elephants 1 trunk.
Mw4nerfmaster · 2 points · Posted at 23:57:26 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
You can tell he's done that before
Seph129 · 2 points · Posted at 23:57:37 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
THE EAGLES WON THE SUPERBOWL!!!
Lazy_Tiger27 · 2 points · Posted at 23:57:48 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
That guy eats ass
DigitalSurfer000 · 2 points · Posted at 00:00:18 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Not as good as you bro. I'm still shaking from last night
dalegrizzle1 · 2 points · Posted at 00:01:12 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Den.. Dey itta pupu.
lululenox · 2 points · Posted at 00:02:31 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Anyone else watching this while taking a shit?
K4hid · 2 points · Posted at 00:03:11 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Didn't even wait for the food to be ready... He went straight to the oven
pinklavalamp · 2 points · Posted at 00:07:11 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
The most extreme thing I saw when I went to an Elephant conservatory a couple of years back was a mom elephant giving another mom elephant a wet willie (I have pictures, cuz it was that hilarious to see).
This beats that by a gagillion.
RecoveredAshes · 2 points · Posted at 00:09:36 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
what the fuck.... this subreddit has out done itself.
Marlonius · 2 points · Posted at 00:11:33 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
these elephants are starving
bluegenes71 · 1 points · Posted at 00:26:24 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
That’s what I was wondering. Is this the result of extreme hunger?
SpaghettiGhost · 2 points · Posted at 00:15:42 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
"told you I eat ass"
belly_bell · 2 points · Posted at 00:18:00 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Two elephants, on trunk.
dndc93 · 2 points · Posted at 00:30:46 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
You should wonder why nobody understood his hunger, fast as thunder repairing ass as mad plumber, no pass digging 6ft under doing his show number
AlternateQuestion · 2 points · Posted at 00:35:46 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
How long have you been eating poop.
WaR_SPiRiT · 2 points · Posted at 00:39:43 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
He looks so fucking happy eating it too.
OldWiseMountainApe · 2 points · Posted at 00:41:35 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Must be an Eagles fan.
NauticalLegacy · 2 points · Posted at 00:50:20 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
All new meaning to "brown nosing."
Bulk101 · 2 points · Posted at 00:51:33 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I can't believe I watched this while eating breakfast...
Meverysmart · 2 points · Posted at 00:52:43 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is a shit post.
MG_LowerSioux · 2 points · Posted at 00:55:23 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Eagles fans
bobnoga · 2 points · Posted at 00:58:38 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Can’t believe I watched the whole thing
teezythakidd · 1 points · Posted at 00:58:56 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
that makes the two of us. shit.
bobnoga · 1 points · Posted at 00:59:32 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Shit indeed
redditaccountant · 2 points · Posted at 00:59:54 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Dey eat da poo poo.
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 01:07:01 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
It eat dah poo pop.
wolfram_tungsten · 2 points · Posted at 01:17:49 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
2 Elephants, no cup.
N3ks3s · 2 points · Posted at 01:20:31 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
What a turdburglar.
protoplast · 2 points · Posted at 01:20:54 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
These Eagles fans are really committed
JoeDusk · 2 points · Posted at 01:23:13 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
The number of posts involving animal shit being eaten this week is quite alarming
jimichu · 2 points · Posted at 01:24:51 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Eat da poo poo
Corroborant · 2 points · Posted at 01:29:51 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hey.. wtf op? You just ruined elephants for me.
caffinatedcorpse · 2 points · Posted at 01:31:55 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Must be some really good shit. Heh.
zvive · 2 points · Posted at 01:32:25 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
The crazy thing is he'll never forget how that tastes...
dv5230us · 2 points · Posted at 01:41:02 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
That shit eating grin at the end...
elpili · 2 points · Posted at 01:42:45 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
"Two elephants, One trunk"
Sleepy_pirate · 2 points · Posted at 01:51:59 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I think they do this to reintroduce certain bacteria into their digestive tract that they loss through one way or another. They take healthy poop and eat it to make their gut work right again.
Isthisnametakenalso · 2 points · Posted at 01:59:17 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's a fudgepackaderm!
becksftw · 2 points · Posted at 02:03:27 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I was yelling "YO, WTF?!!!" all through this video. Quality /r/wtf material right here.
doctor_anonymous · 2 points · Posted at 02:05:09 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
First thing I saw when I woke up. Thanks reddit!
Necromonicus · 2 points · Posted at 02:11:24 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Two elephants one trunk
kewday96 · 2 points · Posted at 02:13:25 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
That’s enough internet forever
RedRose41 · 2 points · Posted at 02:14:05 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Now that's how you eat ass 😂
searingsky · 2 points · Posted at 02:18:36 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I like how he just cradles the poop in his trunk and casually snacks on it
This guy has experience
ortolon · 2 points · Posted at 02:23:24 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
The Aristocrats!
smack1114 · 2 points · Posted at 02:25:46 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Don't worry, it never touched the dirty ground.
Fire_anelc · 2 points · Posted at 02:39:49 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
"wow where the fuck is this video" In the end of the video i realised they were speaking the same language as me. I play it back and realize that is actually my city's zoo. "godammit..."
FroadwicK · 2 points · Posted at 02:42:28 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Shit eating grin
GarrisonFjord · 2 points · Posted at 02:44:00 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
They say elephants never forget, and I'll never forget this.
pepeislifeboi · 2 points · Posted at 02:44:58 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Well that escalated way too quickly
bobewalton · 2 points · Posted at 02:46:17 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Must be an Eagles' fan
archangelmlg · 2 points · Posted at 02:47:47 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
And my trunk runs deep, so deep. So deep put her ass to sleep.
TerdMuncher · 2 points · Posted at 03:04:04 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Question: how can I view the nsfw v.redd.it posts. They appear to be blocked for some unknown reason and the button that usually comes up to view nsfw images doesn't appear on the image.
Seymour_Noless · 2 points · Posted at 03:13:43 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Must be an Eagles fan
Romero1993 · 2 points · Posted at 03:21:00 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
OKAY, smart people explain why is this happening?
bear-boi · 3 points · Posted at 06:07:59 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Lots of animals eat their own dung/the dung of others in the herd. Especially some younger animals, they're not born with the needed bacteria in their intestines, this grows later. They need the dung from others in the herd/their mums to help. Also they don't process all the nutrients in one pass-through, so that dung is actually still good as food.
metcalsr · 1 points · Posted at 03:21:35 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
God is dead
Romero1993 · 1 points · Posted at 03:23:33 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
We killed him And puked on his corpse
DannyDaCat · 0 points · Posted at 03:29:30 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
And used the puke as lube to fuck him
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 03:24:29 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Is this normal behaviour?
Demojen · 2 points · Posted at 03:29:19 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Oh great. A new eagles fan.
Analweights · 2 points · Posted at 03:44:30 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
That's simple Rick. He eats shit.
ledit0ut · 2 points · Posted at 03:50:39 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Looks real gross but apparently elephants are really bad at digesting food so their feces still contain lots of nutrients so they go for round 2.
mungbean123 · 1 points · Posted at 04:01:03 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Rabbits do this too. Eat their own though.
buffjeremy · 2 points · Posted at 03:56:59 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Two elephants one trunk?
twiztedterry · 2 points · Posted at 04:08:32 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
You never go ass to mouth.
Clover1975 · 2 points · Posted at 04:27:14 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Dammit! Can't unsee that shit. Literally....
PM_ME__YOUR_FACE · 2 points · Posted at 04:30:23 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
They eat the poo poo.
axchen93 · 2 points · Posted at 05:19:11 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
2 Elaphants, 1 Trunk
insovietrussiaIfukme · 2 points · Posted at 05:32:48 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
2 Elephants One Trunk
fordag · 2 points · Posted at 05:47:05 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Another Eagles fan.
wilso28 · 2 points · Posted at 05:55:15 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
That takes brown nosing to a new extreme.
itsgreybush · 2 points · Posted at 05:58:57 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
2 elephants and a cup
fruitynoodles · 2 points · Posted at 06:32:35 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
That boy ain’t right.
Skullwilliams · 2 points · Posted at 06:43:44 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I wish I could unclick this.
pseudo3nt · 2 points · Posted at 07:50:14 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
This has got to be a sign of a nutritional deficiency or something right?
ApedicktheGrapedick · 2 points · Posted at 08:14:49 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I love how all the elephants walk away from him, like they think he's a weirdo.
fullmetalraz · 2 points · Posted at 08:15:09 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
As gross as this is there has been times I've been so constipated I wished an elephant could have done this for me.
svartur · 2 points · Posted at 08:17:26 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
2 Elephants 1 trunk..
guitarmaniac004 · 2 points · Posted at 08:18:51 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
It must be boring as hell in that enclosure.
TehFoxPT · 2 points · Posted at 08:38:52 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Prostate exam
bralk_hibovit · 2 points · Posted at 10:10:27 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I EAT ASS
sometimescash · 2 points · Posted at 10:30:52 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Is there another link? Can’t see what this gif is.
psufan5 · 2 points · Posted at 13:04:53 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
That's enough internet for today, and it is only 8:04AM.
Wolfsblvt · 2 points · Posted at 13:45:16 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
u/stabbot
TresDelConwayJuan · 2 points · Posted at 18:03:19 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I can't be the only one who's memory immediately shot back to Mr. Goldenfold's little problem in the Rick and Morty pickle episode.
emperorjoel · 1 points · Posted at 02:59:56 on February 13, 2018 · (Permalink)
I keep thinking of trunkpeoples right to get married
ThePerfectSubForYou · 2 points · Posted at 02:53:24 on February 10, 2018 · (Permalink)
Because elephants don’t fully digest their food
Their poop has a lot of missed nutrients. So they just eat that up again
Chip_packet · 2 points · Posted at 10:55:48 on February 10, 2018 · (Permalink)
Dey eat da poo poo!
los216507 · 2 points · Posted at 01:57:24 on February 11, 2018 · (Permalink)
Man no matter how fresh it is it always taste like shit.
tijerin1 · 3 points · Posted at 21:48:08 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Is this the Philly zoo? Could just be celebrating the Eagles Super Bowl
L3Git_GOAT · 3 points · Posted at 21:48:13 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
How the fuck has unimaginable amounts of Hydrogen coalescing over billions of years and forming all elements eventually come to this?
thewinnipegjets · 2 points · Posted at 19:41:48 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
That's a good laugh
amaduli · 2 points · Posted at 20:32:33 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
something something philadelphia
fatpalco · 2 points · Posted at 21:17:22 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Probably an Eagles' fan
Brew-AND-PATS · 2 points · Posted at 21:19:46 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Must be an Eagals fan
chrisdud83 · 2 points · Posted at 21:21:51 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Soooo...he’s an Eagles fan then
jimlii · 2 points · Posted at 21:43:47 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Such intelligent animals
inthemovie_idiocracy · 2 points · Posted at 22:37:11 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Donald Trump and his administration!
apra24 · 1 points · Posted at 23:52:01 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Republicans are elephants
Beezlegorp · 2 points · Posted at 02:00:10 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Must be an Eagles fan
BrassArrow · 0 points · Posted at 09:58:18 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Must be an unoriginal comment
[deleted] · 0 points · Posted at 10:08:51 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
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BrassArrow · 0 points · Posted at 10:18:23 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Sorry, I'm not American and I don't watch football. I appreciate your attempt, though.
[deleted] · 0 points · Posted at 10:32:07 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
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BrassArrow · 0 points · Posted at 10:57:11 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Sorry, how am I a dickhead?
Law180 · 2 points · Posted at 02:49:21 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Everybody thinks it's funny but this might actually be a stress response to captivity.
Coprophagia and the swaying the elephant was doing with her leg are evidence of stress and/or boredom. Not a great animal to be enclosed.
bear-boi · 1 points · Posted at 06:09:01 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Baby elephants learn to eat the feces of their elders to obtain vital bacteria that aid in digestion.
1BigUniverse · 2 points · Posted at 07:16:39 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I posted this video many years ago on a site called ebaumsworld.com and it was the first and only time I've been on ebaumsworld.com front page. I just thought I would let you all know.
Plebsy_Mcplebster · 3 points · Posted at 21:22:14 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
r/likeus
dfcHeadChair · 1 points · Posted at 20:40:58 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This guy's an Eagles fan
DrunkPython · 3 points · Posted at 02:12:16 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://j.gifs.com/KZEmgz.gif
Ubercookiemonster · -1 points · Posted at 20:27:09 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
The Eagles must've just won the super bowl
DrunkPython · 1 points · Posted at 02:12:26 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://j.gifs.com/KZEmgz.gif
BenSlimmons · -1 points · Posted at 02:05:18 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I came hear to say the same god damn thang.
SgtDingleberry · 1 points · Posted at 20:01:38 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Guys, he’s just playing kancho with him, elephant style.
nomad1986 · 1 points · Posted at 20:03:16 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
There's one in every family.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 20:05:24 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
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whalemingo · 1 points · Posted at 21:46:52 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yo, dawg! I heard you like trunks in your trunks ...
Menteerio · 1 points · Posted at 20:06:25 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Elephants have dr appointments too.
A_pinch_of_Jesus · 1 points · Posted at 20:12:46 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Must have been the good shit. A meal so good, you eat it twice.
TomBombadilio242 · 1 points · Posted at 20:17:34 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This elephant has given up.
Macctheknife · 1 points · Posted at 20:30:19 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Gotta love second harvest.
HedonisticNihilist · 1 points · Posted at 20:38:12 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
The calmness is disconcerting
-QuestionMark- · 1 points · Posted at 20:42:28 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
What. The. Fuck.
Indexu · 1 points · Posted at 20:45:11 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Looks like he met Duke Nukem
Soulfactor · 1 points · Posted at 20:48:57 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
He says " right from the fountain "legit
JasonYaya · 1 points · Posted at 20:57:36 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I saw an elephant do this at the zoo when I was a kid. I've always wondered if I might have mis-remembered or dreamt it or something. So relieved to find out my whole life isn't a lie. Easier than foraging I guess.
Chief_Givesnofucks · 1 points · Posted at 21:00:50 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I have seen waaay to much animal shit being eaten on Reddit lately.
BeastOfOne · 1 points · Posted at 21:03:38 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I like to think that I'm pretty resilient to things on the internet that will disturb me. This however, caused a very real, very verbal display of discomfort watching me. Good god.
lollipop_anus · 1 points · Posted at 21:05:10 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Nature is beautiful.
ABTechie · 1 points · Posted at 21:05:57 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Crazy herbivores
oldyharnam · 1 points · Posted at 21:05:58 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hungry? Why wait? Eat shit
squeaky4all · 1 points · Posted at 21:06:38 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
When your mate has a blockage and you are hungry, win win.
Jha420 · 1 points · Posted at 21:06:42 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Well, it doesnt get any more fresh than that!
bryethegr8 · 1 points · Posted at 21:08:27 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Come on guys, you don't use your friend's arsehole to save food for later?
edzackly · 1 points · Posted at 21:08:52 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Great metaphor for employers' mandatory drug-testing.
Lereas · 1 points · Posted at 21:10:04 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is so surreal. I mean...you don't normally think too much about elephants, but like...the dexterity of him cradling that shit and then eating it bit by bit with his goddamn nose...
It seems like some kind of weird gross out CG made up animal.
Gibodean · 1 points · Posted at 21:10:35 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Elephant cure for bad breath.
Impatrickk · 1 points · Posted at 21:11:48 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
WHY IS HE EATING IT
sam_hammich · 1 points · Posted at 21:13:05 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Man that really went up in there with seemingly no effort.. do elephants have functional anuses?
supremedalek925 · 1 points · Posted at 21:13:40 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
one of the smartest animals on Earth.
fukthamods · 1 points · Posted at 21:16:46 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
What in the hell is life anymore.
Tusnal · 1 points · Posted at 21:18:16 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's not that he is eating shit, it's how casual he's going on about it.
thin_the_herd · 1 points · Posted at 21:18:46 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
And all this time I thought elephants were super smart....wait, maybe they are!
brg9327 · 1 points · Posted at 21:18:55 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I regret changing the quality to 1080p before watching.
Bedpanjockey · 1 points · Posted at 21:19:13 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Someone please explain this behaviour...
bunglega · 2 points · Posted at 21:21:21 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
A zookeeper told me they do this to check the health of other members of their pack. I can’t explain eating it - that’s pretty fucking gross.
spot989ify · 1 points · Posted at 21:20:43 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Talk about recycle
Karlosmdq · 1 points · Posted at 21:23:09 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
When a elephant is a mule
JrRileyRj · 1 points · Posted at 21:25:01 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I came to it wanna see?
emptybucketpenis · 1 points · Posted at 21:26:27 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Free cookies!!!
carrotflowerking2 · 1 points · Posted at 21:29:02 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Is this the Cleveland Zoo?
TheIrishBear24 · 1 points · Posted at 21:29:23 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is the most appropriate post of all time
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 21:30:48 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
google how do i delete elephant knowledge and memories google plz help
valjean260 · 1 points · Posted at 21:32:43 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is a pretty perfect metaphor for most digital marketing conferences.
an_honest_demon · 1 points · Posted at 21:36:13 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
"That's the good shit."
Cirrustratus · 1 points · Posted at 21:36:28 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
is this ok for an elephant? why would it do that? like is there a reason or the elephant just gave no shits.... ...
GhostRunner8 · 1 points · Posted at 21:36:33 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Gotta go deep for the good stuff.
Liquor_Bush · 1 points · Posted at 21:37:04 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
It’s an old but goody saying...
The internet never ceases to amaze me.
FabianPendragon · 1 points · Posted at 21:37:15 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
“Mom, you’d tell me if you were in a German Scheisser video, right?”
lemoche · 1 points · Posted at 21:37:24 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
"that's why you shouldn't have shown them the 2 girls 1 cup video",
1esserknown · 1 points · Posted at 21:38:16 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Waste not...
VonDinky · 1 points · Posted at 21:38:30 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
ones mans poop, is another mans gold.. or food.
*elephant
obsolete_filmmaker · 1 points · Posted at 21:38:47 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Who would have thought elephant porn could be as nasty as human porn? TIL
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 21:39:12 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
wtf is right...
gnovotnydds · 1 points · Posted at 21:39:32 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Just when I thought I was desensitized from everything...
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 21:40:08 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Elephetish
Bellavonte · 1 points · Posted at 21:40:15 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Its ok this elephant is obviously an Olympic doctor
elzeus · 1 points · Posted at 21:40:31 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
The old trunkapoo.
scootscoot · 1 points · Posted at 21:40:53 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Why is there so much shit eating on reddit lately?
omni_wisdumb · 1 points · Posted at 21:40:56 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Probably one of the most fascinatingly disgusting things I've ever seen.
checkereddan · 1 points · Posted at 21:40:57 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Now I've seen everything. O.o
saltpork · 1 points · Posted at 21:41:18 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
And this is why you never make out with an elephant.
agarmend · 1 points · Posted at 21:41:20 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Elephancoprophagia?
twinsaber123 · 1 points · Posted at 21:41:36 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)*
*Insert shitty joke here*
Edit: Probably an r/unclejokes one but I couldn't help myself.
randymarsh58 · 1 points · Posted at 21:42:08 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
“I know where to find the good shit”
ninjabadg3r · 1 points · Posted at 21:42:09 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
That elephant would love The Human Centipede.
MrGlayden · 1 points · Posted at 21:42:31 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Such majestic creatures, we have so much to learn
9thwardboy · 1 points · Posted at 21:43:01 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
But you gotta eat it like groceries
BsMannn123 · 1 points · Posted at 21:43:12 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
My anus tightened
DiDalt · 1 points · Posted at 21:44:04 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Definitely a WTF. I'm proud of this post.
greasy_e94 · 1 points · Posted at 21:44:37 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
"Hey bro, you uhh, you needa go soon? Mind if i just uhm slip in and just gets a good grip yeaah nice. Thanks mate" nomnom
3Dartwork · 1 points · Posted at 21:45:18 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Elephants love peanuts THAT much
imdownwithdat · 1 points · Posted at 21:45:29 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Mofo is munching on it like a bag chips
thestaredcowboy · 1 points · Posted at 21:45:38 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
this is the first video on this sub that actually made me say wtf
AdamWestsBomb · 1 points · Posted at 21:45:38 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Somebody's been watching too much Man vs Wild...
whalemingo · 1 points · Posted at 21:45:50 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I can’t help but think that there are better ways to find and eat peanuts.
cmurph666 · 1 points · Posted at 21:46:23 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
It almost looks like he was gagging on eating it.
AKA_Criswell · 1 points · Posted at 21:46:57 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Now THIS is WTF. That's the good stuff.
CockSlinger3000 · 1 points · Posted at 21:47:59 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
He's savioring that shit just look at that two step
stale_m8 · 1 points · Posted at 21:48:01 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Woah this was one of the first things I ever remember seeing on YouTube back in like 2007
I'm getting some weird nostalgia from this.
shaunzie1 · 1 points · Posted at 21:48:08 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
But they’re so intelligent
claytonfromillinois · 1 points · Posted at 21:48:35 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Really wasn't expecting "daily mail" at the end.
IdoBathSaltz · 1 points · Posted at 21:48:40 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
THIS MUTHAFUCKA WENT FOOD SHOPPIN IN HIS ASS
TheGoldenKnight · 1 points · Posted at 21:49:10 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
“I’d eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from”
MistaBeanz · 1 points · Posted at 21:49:14 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
What the actual fuck
dinosaur_possum · 1 points · Posted at 21:49:35 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Look at that shit-eating grin
maggoty · 1 points · Posted at 21:49:35 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's seen Pink Flamingos then I'm guessing... hehe
OfMouthAndMind · 1 points · Posted at 21:50:04 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
WHAT! THE! FUCK?!
Edit: This is the species that visits their graveyards and cry if one of their own dies and actually start calling and searching their dead loved ones if they hear their voice being played!
Warden_Sco · 1 points · Posted at 22:08:43 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Well if your that close that you can pull shit out of each others ass and eat ot you be upset too.
kilersocke · 1 points · Posted at 21:51:28 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
The look was just like.. Hey whats wrong? Im just grabbin a snack
vessel_for_the_soul · 1 points · Posted at 21:51:36 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I thought at first one farted to make the other burp
-fuck-off-loser- · 1 points · Posted at 21:51:56 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Second harvest
coffedrank · 1 points · Posted at 21:52:33 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
and here we were thinking elephants were smart maybe
then i realize people do this too
jaegerbombs · 1 points · Posted at 21:53:00 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Tis the ass eating season
Knottscience · 1 points · Posted at 21:53:05 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
No, no no, nonononono, oh god no, NO, NO.
Mexicanity_ · 1 points · Posted at 21:53:11 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Two pachyderms, one trunk
Zukotsu · 1 points · Posted at 21:53:38 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Wtbh did i just watch
mountaineerWVU · 1 points · Posted at 21:54:01 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
"Oh yea, thats the good shit right there"
HorusTheBlade17 · 1 points · Posted at 21:54:29 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Now that's how you eat ass.
bag_of_dick-tits · 1 points · Posted at 21:54:31 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
friendship goals
Pichus_Wrath · 1 points · Posted at 21:54:45 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Ah, thursday.
FlappyGoatSkin · 1 points · Posted at 21:54:51 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is the equivalent of a person peeing into the pool. Many people pee in pools, and some animals eat shit; some people pee into pools, and a few animals eat unshit.
SammyLuke · 1 points · Posted at 21:55:57 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Good lord. Now that’s some fresh peanuts.
cement-skeleton · 1 points · Posted at 21:56:14 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Looks like old mate is on the organic super fresh diet.
MPair-E · 1 points · Posted at 21:58:19 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'm so happy I took a minute out of my workday to check reddit and arbitrarily click on the top link. Not even being sarcastic.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 21:58:50 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
ಠ_ಠ
paradiselost79 · 1 points · Posted at 21:59:01 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
OK... that is wtf without anything blowing up or dying. That is truly, wtf?
Maybe elephant recycling?
pbplyr38 · 1 points · Posted at 21:59:10 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Such noble, majestic creatures
olov244 · 1 points · Posted at 21:59:11 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
elephent-ipede
shmageggy · 1 points · Posted at 21:59:22 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
r/likeus
6chan · 1 points · Posted at 22:00:29 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Not often do I end up saying "WTF" for posts here.
This did it.
LazarWulf · 1 points · Posted at 22:01:27 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Prison can really fuck a dude up.
nikotian22 · 1 points · Posted at 22:02:48 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Noooooooo!
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 22:02:52 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Turd Bugler
abutthole · 1 points · Posted at 22:02:56 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Why
GabrielDunn · 1 points · Posted at 22:03:12 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
So this is the Tape the Russian have on Trump huh?
carozza1 · 1 points · Posted at 22:03:45 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
holy fuck.
carlsnakeston · 1 points · Posted at 22:03:52 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
So do elephants do this in the wild or just captivity?
jakehosnerf · 1 points · Posted at 22:03:55 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
So... majestic?
KrekWaitersPeak · 1 points · Posted at 22:04:06 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Sigh...... unzips
liamemsa · 1 points · Posted at 22:04:28 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
ELI5: Why do elephants do this? Is this normal?
SoupGFX · 1 points · Posted at 22:04:30 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Makes you wonder if they only do this kind of stuff while in captivity or do they do this in the wild also?
ambassadortim · 1 points · Posted at 22:04:40 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I see elephants differently now :(
peachforthesky · 1 points · Posted at 22:04:51 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Did not realize elephants were into that.....
digitalpj · 1 points · Posted at 22:04:55 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is a whole other level of eating the booty.
MrWilson420 · 1 points · Posted at 22:05:07 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Another eagles fans
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 22:05:13 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
How the hell didn’t that other elephant flinch with that BBC up its ass??
FallingPinkElephant · 1 points · Posted at 22:05:19 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Didn't know elephants could be an Eagles fan
MrHaVoC805 · 1 points · Posted at 22:05:20 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Maybe instead of leaving shit, that's where the term "take a shit" came from? We've all just forgetten the origin, but an elephant never forgets.
realdealferriswheel · 1 points · Posted at 22:05:32 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This wins my wtf for the week.
zalezale · 1 points · Posted at 22:05:35 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
The bitoque caralho of the elephant world.
beaffe · 1 points · Posted at 22:05:39 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Damn. Why??
DedicatedLurker88 · 1 points · Posted at 22:05:39 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
When he takes eating ass too seriously 👅👅👅💦💦💦🐘🐘🐘🍠🍠🍠🍠🍠
SocalGAN · 1 points · Posted at 22:06:12 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
eat da poo poo
nhogo123 · 1 points · Posted at 22:11:57 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Those elephants should be burned at the stake for eating da poo poo.
boogs_23 · 1 points · Posted at 22:06:15 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
fuck me. like 2 minutes from dinner. why did i watch that.
skyderper13 · 1 points · Posted at 22:06:38 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
i just watched elephant trunk anal fisting
TAG THIS NSFW
autismchild · 1 points · Posted at 22:07:00 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Turd burglary
tiggoftigg · 1 points · Posted at 22:07:33 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
He must be an Eagles fan.
not_personnel · 1 points · Posted at 22:07:44 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
The Republican party in all of its glory.
Blaskowicz · 1 points · Posted at 22:07:49 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
There's, uh, an evolutionary reason for this, right?
muruparian · 1 points · Posted at 22:07:52 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
2 elephants 1 trunk
anonymau5 · 1 points · Posted at 22:08:02 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Fun fact: Wild animals in captivity often go insane from it.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 22:08:09 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Must be an eagles fan.
Edit: TIL i'm unoriginal.
Kitnado · 1 points · Posted at 22:08:15 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I did not expect seeing that today
Solfrig · 1 points · Posted at 22:08:17 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Bear Grylls once told me that elephant dung has enough nutrients to survive because they don't digest very well, so it's basically still fresh food. Apparently elephants took his advice.
lol_camis · 1 points · Posted at 22:08:24 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Please don't eat it please don't eat it please don't ea-.......oh god whyyyyyy
Ceasarsweatshirt · 1 points · Posted at 22:08:44 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
“The shit they give us here... literally worse than shit. I shit you not. Aye Maurice, lemme show them real quick don’t move”
Superponyprince · 1 points · Posted at 22:08:51 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Did I really watch all 1:07 of this video!?
SexualEmo · 1 points · Posted at 22:09:06 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
When that elephant was eating the shit, he sure had a shit-eating grin.
chapterpt · 1 points · Posted at 22:09:08 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
You know the elephant that is watching paid something for the privilege.
pachyderm peepshow!
Mono_KS · 1 points · Posted at 22:09:12 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
He touched the butt.
TribeCalledTom · 1 points · Posted at 22:09:13 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'm pretty late to the party, but it has been recorded that elephants take poo out of each others bums to show affection. I would find a link but I feel into coursework.
tejmin · 1 points · Posted at 22:09:15 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
1, Lemme just reach up into ya asshole and get a poop. Like, way far up into ya asshole.
2, WE PAY CASH FOR VIDEOS.
nature_girl_ · 1 points · Posted at 22:09:22 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Join us! /r/The_ElephantEatingShit
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 22:09:41 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
No way
squeezethecatssack · 1 points · Posted at 22:09:42 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
The elephants are like, "bruhhhh you embarrassing"
DickMurdoc · 1 points · Posted at 22:10:21 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Just when you think you've seen it all. Gonna have to file this one in my brain cabinet under "unsure what to do with this info".
quartersleopard · 1 points · Posted at 22:10:27 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Captivity, not even once!
nipoco · 1 points · Posted at 22:11:21 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
TSAlepahnt
Wilfredbrimly1 · 1 points · Posted at 22:11:23 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
What da shit
future_r · 1 points · Posted at 22:12:09 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Alright bud, I don’t usually get grossed out but this got me.
SatansLittleHelper84 · 1 points · Posted at 22:12:26 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hey are you gonna eat that?
Yes, I am
Aw cool no worries I'll be back in about 12 hours
~12 hours later
Hey whoa what're ya doing buddy?
What do you expect me just to sit here and wait for you to shit that out at your leisure? I got a life outside of eating your used food ya know.
chitpance · 1 points · Posted at 22:12:33 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I don't know if any of y'all have heard of fecal transplant, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal_microbiota_transplant, but it really wouldn't surprise me to find out nature makes this happen. Hard to imagine at first, but if you think about it kinda makes sense.
thorb · 1 points · Posted at 22:12:48 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
If my dog could do this, she would.
MReprogle · 1 points · Posted at 22:12:58 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
The freshest of the fresh
HarryRoberts · 1 points · Posted at 22:13:16 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Bit sad really. Probably got some form of mental illness from being kept in captivity. I remember going to London Zoo when I was a kid in the 80s and all the elephants were doing that Romanian orphan head rocking shit! It was horrible to watch. I don't think they have elephants there anymore.
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 22:19:21 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Not necessarily 'natural' but it does occur.
The elephants digestive system is pretty poor at extracting nutrients from the grasses they eat. A lot of undigested grass passes throu the gut to be expelled as dung.
Elephants (and other animals) are known to eat their own dung to re-digest unprocessed food.
-David Simpson (whoever that is)
ffftttt · 1 points · Posted at 22:13:35 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This elephant seems excited that the Eagles won the Super Bowl.
MrHabadasher · 1 points · Posted at 22:14:06 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
/wtf is not a place to post your beastiality scat porn sicko.
jimbojangles1987 · 1 points · Posted at 22:14:17 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
These elephants must be Eagles fans.
EMAGDNlM · 1 points · Posted at 22:14:28 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
someone missed the NSFL tag
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 22:14:49 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
"Blood on my Tusk or Shit on my Trunk?"
OlStickInTheMud · 1 points · Posted at 22:14:51 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Like casually reaching into a bowl of peanuts and eating them from your hand with a half baked expression.
HeinousCalcaneus · 1 points · Posted at 22:14:52 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
29 dollars to the first man/woman/preferred gender/noun/race/species/anything to get this as a permanent tattoo
Wackyal123 · 1 points · Posted at 22:15:37 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I’m about to go to bed you monster. Do you think that’s what a man needs to watch before bed?!
I’ve just died a little inside.
mirthfultale · 1 points · Posted at 22:15:38 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Now I'm hungry
Manazuper · 1 points · Posted at 22:15:40 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I have so many questions
l5555l · 1 points · Posted at 22:15:46 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Doesn't it smell bad to them? Fuck
Eloykwik · 1 points · Posted at 22:15:56 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
He must be an Eagles fan
Wild__Gringo · 1 points · Posted at 22:16:22 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
No
ComradeAri · 1 points · Posted at 22:16:25 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
football fan?
finleye · 1 points · Posted at 22:16:33 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Elephants are truly beautiful creatures.
IcedBlue13 · 1 points · Posted at 22:16:48 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Of course I'm on the toilet when I see this.
Ghost_R11121 · 1 points · Posted at 22:17:19 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Portugal crl
enphurgen · 1 points · Posted at 22:17:24 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hey Carl, remember when you told me eat shit? An elephant never forgets...
FunkMasterE · 1 points · Posted at 22:17:27 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I swear that elephant has a shit-eating grin
ocv808 · 1 points · Posted at 22:17:56 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Puts a whole new meaning to "eating the booty like groceries"
SerHodorOfHouseHodor · 1 points · Posted at 22:18:02 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
that is fucking disgusting
Jeremyisonfire · 1 points · Posted at 22:18:13 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Okay. I'm just become less convince of the elephants intelligence.
natotater · 1 points · Posted at 22:18:25 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/oPAwp9p.gif
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 22:18:37 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
The aristocrats!
dieb4udie · 1 points · Posted at 22:18:48 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
He'll never forget the day he plucked fecal matter from his buddy's ass...
shrekinator · 1 points · Posted at 22:19:18 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
ngl if my homie did this to me i would let him
Servicemaster · 1 points · Posted at 22:19:19 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
State of the Union Address [2018]
MistaFANG · 1 points · Posted at 22:19:32 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
this is what came to mind
bpnoy3 · 1 points · Posted at 22:20:00 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Dogs will eat human poo
Princess_Little · 1 points · Posted at 22:20:03 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Eagles fan
jsp1205 · 1 points · Posted at 22:20:12 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
At first : hes just doing a rectal examination... a little later: wait wtf... why is he eating that shit!
sig331 · 1 points · Posted at 22:20:48 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Mom! What’s for dinner?? Hang on it’s almost done! But, I can’t wait! Alright, go ahead and get you a trunk full.
terebithia · 1 points · Posted at 22:20:51 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yummy yummy yummy! Elephant snaaaaaacks!!!
Edit: comment is totally from the show ridiculousness! (last time I saw this clip!).
roxymoxi · 1 points · Posted at 22:20:56 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Eagles fans come in all shapes and sizes.
HydroxV2 · 1 points · Posted at 22:21:00 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I was EATING
Megazor · 1 points · Posted at 22:21:05 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
They eat da poo poo
DogBoneSalesman · 1 points · Posted at 22:21:08 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hot off the press.
are-we-not-men · 1 points · Posted at 22:21:09 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I don't like elephants anymore
citruskeptic1 · 1 points · Posted at 22:21:20 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Is that the zoo in Berlin? I have pictures of that elephant with my girlfriend from then.
Mr8800GT · 1 points · Posted at 22:21:24 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Mmm...nothing better than some chocolate balls
custos_uk · 1 points · Posted at 22:21:34 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'm just waiting for the comment from someone saying this is a result of animals being held in captivity too long.
HORNS_IN_CALI · 1 points · Posted at 22:21:59 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Damn that's gotta feel good.
Justinxip · 1 points · Posted at 22:22:20 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Is this from the Philly zoo?
Beakinator · 1 points · Posted at 22:22:30 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
The magic of the animal kingdom, baby.
earthscribe · 1 points · Posted at 22:23:05 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is so old its gone full circle
KnowledgeOfMuir · 1 points · Posted at 22:23:08 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I can’t believe you’ve done this.
Raintrooper7 · 1 points · Posted at 22:23:09 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I have now seen everything
captsalad · 1 points · Posted at 22:23:14 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
what a fuckin bro! I wonder why my friends dont do this more often
AhriKyuubi · 1 points · Posted at 22:23:19 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)*
Found this on the front page and... Wtf ? that's disgusting... this probably happened because they didn't feed them well enough, better start setting animals free if your Zoo is on budget
Mutant1King · 1 points · Posted at 22:23:24 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
They ain’t feeding them like they used to.
AntarcticanJam · 1 points · Posted at 22:23:55 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
That made me gag as bad as 2girls1cup.
grandaddy7 · 1 points · Posted at 22:24:36 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I used to think elephants were smart
judefkwilkinson · 1 points · Posted at 22:24:39 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Gunny
firmkillernate · 1 points · Posted at 22:24:44 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
That's what I call a major snack attack
No1Catdet · 1 points · Posted at 22:24:58 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
And yet people continue to push the narrative that elephants are smart
enfanta · 1 points · Posted at 22:25:23 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
After reading some comments, I think I'm glad v.reddit doesn't work on my phone.
deadmau5312 · 1 points · Posted at 22:25:29 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hey trunks! Eat shit!
I already am..
You win this one trunks..
r1chard3 · 1 points · Posted at 22:25:35 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I never want to heard about how intelligent elephants are ever again.
chestermalone826 · 1 points · Posted at 22:25:43 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
So, not ALL elephants are smart...
peppaz · 1 points · Posted at 22:25:50 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Literally a turd burglar
xSunneh · 1 points · Posted at 22:26:20 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Other Elephant: "Wait, are you friends with him? You know he eats shit right?"
slide0113 · 1 points · Posted at 22:26:23 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Found the Eagles fan
Little_Buffalo · 1 points · Posted at 22:26:26 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Elephant Scat. It’s a good thing this behavior isn’t just seen in evolved mammals like humans.
NoMoreNicksLeft · 1 points · Posted at 22:26:51 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Until today, I think I was willing to consider them sapient in the ways that humans are such.
Now, I do not know whether to classify them as the dumbest and most vulgar of animals... or to chalk this up as the unlucky occurrence of having seen the 2girls1cup equivalent for elephants.
Please advise.
ThisNameIsValid27 · 1 points · Posted at 22:26:53 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This sub is really on a roll. This is the kind of stuff that makes me go "WHAT THE FUCK"
suicidal_sasquatch · 1 points · Posted at 22:26:58 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I’ve seen a lot of disgusting things on the internet. This is the first time I’ve gagged.
FertileForefinger · 1 points · Posted at 22:27:15 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Once you go back you can't go back
thefanciestcat · 1 points · Posted at 22:27:29 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Ugh. Another post that won't un-pixelate.
Reddit hosted images are so hit or miss for me.
openingband · 1 points · Posted at 22:28:12 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
No
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 22:28:49 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
They don't even need a cup
playerwinner · 1 points · Posted at 22:28:50 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Is this considered theft?
DarthVeX · 1 points · Posted at 22:29:09 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
An elephant never forgets ... the first time he eats another elephants shit.
HaiKarate · 1 points · Posted at 22:29:12 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
That's a Republican elephant... eating the fresh shit of their leader.
GoodTruni · 1 points · Posted at 22:29:32 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Why doesn't it have a piano music in the background?
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 22:29:38 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Recycling food
LotusKobra · 1 points · Posted at 22:29:40 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Elephants are the symbol of the Republican party.
potatocereal · 1 points · Posted at 22:29:41 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Trunk goes in, trunk goes out. You can't explain that.
Potathor · 1 points · Posted at 22:29:50 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Look at this elephant and his stupid shit-eating grin
iesvy · 1 points · Posted at 22:30:02 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I thought he was being a bro helping de-constipate the other elephant, but he was just tossing himself some salad
FuckWizard9000 · 1 points · Posted at 22:30:42 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Eat shit and die asshole
SemiLOOSE · 1 points · Posted at 22:30:43 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Putting animals in zoo's
LaGoonch · 1 points · Posted at 22:30:46 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
He really got in there.
theamazingroberto · 1 points · Posted at 22:30:52 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is the most wtf thing I have ever seen on /r/wtf
Hunterbunter · 1 points · Posted at 22:31:24 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Are you done with that?
Handhelmet · 1 points · Posted at 22:31:34 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
HE EATS DA POO POO!
SpringyTurtle · 1 points · Posted at 22:31:57 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
instantly thought of this
this_is_for_chumps · 1 points · Posted at 22:32:09 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I never believed in turd burglars, but there it is.
WotsTheCraic · 1 points · Posted at 22:32:22 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Dirty, dirty, dirty bastard
absolut_ian · 1 points · Posted at 22:32:39 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Someone needs a real Snickers, and not the imbumptu kind
Shenaniboozle · 1 points · Posted at 22:32:42 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
this has no WTFness for me.
When I was a small child I saw a scene just like this on a visit to the zoo.
As soon as the trunk went in I knew what was going to happen.
And no matter how many pictures of baby elephants I see, I cant help but think, "I know what you guys are really all about."
DisguisedGringo · 1 points · Posted at 22:32:56 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Dumbo's an Eagles fan too huh
atf170 · 1 points · Posted at 22:33:13 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Two elephants one trunk.
klingan00 · 1 points · Posted at 22:33:26 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I guess you could say that the trunk slipped into the trunk?
Rumham89 · 1 points · Posted at 22:33:31 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Look at that shit eating grin too.
Zelk · 1 points · Posted at 22:33:39 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Can someone explain what's going on here?
Shooting from the hip, a lot of herbivores basically don't really process their food as much as carnivores and will often consume one anothers feces for gut health. Fouls will do this immediately after birth consuming their mothers feces and build up their own biom, I know elephants are pretty smart but... yeah my stomach feels better when I eat someone else's poop better smart?
Really needs to be known that our waste can be extremely acidic in comparison. As poop transplants become a thing to balance one anothers digestive abilities, doing it oraly may not be wise due to the different chambers we have right?
Human feces info
patpend · 1 points · Posted at 22:34:13 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Maybe that was the only way he could get it through customs.
otismuffins · 1 points · Posted at 22:34:23 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Proviva viral ad
joelomite11 · 1 points · Posted at 22:34:37 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
All I can see is a pixelated rectangle, this has been happening to me a lot recently. Anybody know what's happening? I'm on mobile btw.
zigzagg321 · 1 points · Posted at 22:34:52 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Pretty sure the elephant is doing that bec it’s lacking certain nutrients and nature programmed them to eat poop to find said nutrients.
WhyAmIEven_ · 1 points · Posted at 22:35:31 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Not sure if elephant has kink or just hungry because elephants are awake 23 hours out of the day eating due to their metabolism and they just don't have food 😯
thepoisonman · 1 points · Posted at 22:35:35 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This elephant as been looking at too many memes about eating ass
Canadian-ginger · 1 points · Posted at 22:35:37 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Alright, that’s enough internet for today.
white_n_mild · 1 points · Posted at 22:35:52 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
For some reason I legit have an erection.
elghoto · 1 points · Posted at 22:35:54 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
An elephant doctor performing a medical exam.
PM_ME_CLITS_ASAP · 1 points · Posted at 22:37:09 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Whole new meaning to "eating ass"
Throwawaypt123 · 1 points · Posted at 22:37:24 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
PORTUGAL CARALHO!
wardrich · 1 points · Posted at 22:37:28 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Don't do it... Don't do it... Don't d- OH NO. NO NO NO. HE DID IT. HE EAT DA POO POO
anderhole · 1 points · Posted at 22:37:49 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Proof again that we're not too different as a species.
ICouldBeHigher · 1 points · Posted at 22:37:59 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Looks like it was casually eating out of a bowl of popcorn at the end.
AlsaurusX · 1 points · Posted at 22:38:22 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
2 Elephants 1 Cup
viktrololo · 1 points · Posted at 22:38:52 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Ok, that's enough internet for today...
hothotdesert · 1 points · Posted at 22:38:57 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I watch this while I was pooping
Aaronmcom · 1 points · Posted at 22:39:13 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Dunno why i cant see nsfw pictures. Just censored images
GenAric · 1 points · Posted at 22:39:25 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
"Gimme dat shit"
anonymous_potato · 1 points · Posted at 22:39:42 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
That's doo doo baby!
nyxwolf · 1 points · Posted at 22:40:12 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I've never shouted so loudly at my computer before...
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 22:40:45 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
He lost a bet
TheBiggestUnit · 1 points · Posted at 22:40:49 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
no
nonameforyou1234 · 1 points · Posted at 22:41:14 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hot dog down a hallway
grub-worm · 1 points · Posted at 22:41:51 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I love that incredulous camera work
KO_Digital · 1 points · Posted at 22:42:33 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
These eagles fans bruh...
BigPorch · 1 points · Posted at 22:42:34 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Can someone post a gif link? I need to share this and Reddit hosted videos suck
Nexcyus · 1 points · Posted at 22:42:47 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I don't like
ImmmOldGregg · 1 points · Posted at 22:43:20 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Turd burglar
Snack_on_my_Flapjack · 1 points · Posted at 22:43:28 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Alright god damn it I'm done for the day.
Leetmcfeet · 1 points · Posted at 22:43:39 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
And than he eat da poo poo. DEEEEEPAH
Ihaveanusername · 1 points · Posted at 22:43:46 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
That's one hell of a colonoscopy.
TheLoooseCannon · 1 points · Posted at 22:44:08 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Dude, you need a mint
PBRstreetgang_ · 1 points · Posted at 22:44:37 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Philadelphia Eagles fans celebrating their victory. February 4th 2018 colorized.
will_this_1_work · 1 points · Posted at 22:44:46 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
So that elephant is an Eagles fan apparently.
DemenicHand · 1 points · Posted at 22:45:27 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Roll Tide!!
mobius153 · 1 points · Posted at 22:46:03 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
And here we have a video showing how sites like 9gag get their content from Reddit.
2_I_Snake · 1 points · Posted at 22:46:08 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Constipated? Go to the zoo, they have someone who can help you with that.
NummyGamGam · 1 points · Posted at 22:46:11 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I much prefer the sequel "Dunston checks in"
Sotnem · 1 points · Posted at 22:47:20 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
A
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 22:47:28 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I bet that elephants name is Anderson Pooper
donteatthepoopoo · 1 points · Posted at 22:47:51 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Aw man. He ate it.
PetaPotter · 1 points · Posted at 22:48:06 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
What's the pay scale for how much daily mail pays for videos?
revbfc · 1 points · Posted at 22:48:44 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Treat yoself?
ItsMajorObviousNow · 1 points · Posted at 22:49:33 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
That’s some fresh second harvest
kiwi_sarah · 1 points · Posted at 22:49:51 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Clearly an Eagles fan
The_Invader_Kilz · 1 points · Posted at 22:49:55 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
it's only smellz
TheBigBadBurritos · 1 points · Posted at 22:49:57 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
What the fuck!
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 22:50:25 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Awwwwwwwww, it's retarded :(
bob1689321 · 1 points · Posted at 22:50:45 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
...
tculpepper · 1 points · Posted at 22:50:46 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Wow, an elephant that's an eagles fan!
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 22:50:47 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
That ass isn't going to eat itself now...
Mbreuhan · 1 points · Posted at 22:51:26 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
NOO NOO NOOOOOO!
johnny_chingas · 1 points · Posted at 22:51:30 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
The elephant is eating that shit like a bag of chips. Enjoying it a little bit at a time.
Genner21 · 1 points · Posted at 22:51:40 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Eagle fans be like..
stipo42 · 1 points · Posted at 22:51:41 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
He's just eating it like poopcorn
nemesis-xt · 1 points · Posted at 22:51:46 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
What a brown nose...
Red_Wolf_2 · 1 points · Posted at 22:52:05 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Ahh, elephant recycling... Reminds me of gorilla recycling https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kpD1Gn1DAU
Dumpster_Fetus · 1 points · Posted at 22:52:23 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Has this been x-posted on r/babyelephantgifs ?
Radiculuz · 1 points · Posted at 22:52:26 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
We found the Cleveland fan
blotnoy · 1 points · Posted at 22:52:31 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Turd burglar
steve_weiser_in_hand · 1 points · Posted at 22:52:36 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Philly fans are wild
Awwhitney60 · 1 points · Posted at 22:52:42 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Planet Earth III is going to be weird
kalimashookdeday · 1 points · Posted at 22:52:45 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
GET THIS ELEPHANT A STEAK!
I_joined_too_late · 1 points · Posted at 22:52:47 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Movie theaters hate him...
GodIsIrrelevant · 1 points · Posted at 22:53:10 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Uhh
DrPoopNstuff · 1 points · Posted at 22:53:18 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Elephants eat their own shit! There's a digestive enzyme in elephant feces that elephants need to digest their food, so they eat their own shit.
Dredd_Pirate_Barry · 1 points · Posted at 22:53:33 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Fromunda cheese. Fresh from the taint!
swissadiddle · 1 points · Posted at 22:53:49 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Is... Is that doofus Rick?
AnInternetAsshole · 1 points · Posted at 22:54:08 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
/r/confusedboner
carleria · 1 points · Posted at 22:54:08 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
why, tho
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 22:54:21 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
The picture is pixelated out so I can't see it. This is happening more and more. Any ideas why?
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 22:54:26 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Damn, /r/wtf ... it might just be me, but y'all are stepping up your game recently.
iimr609ii · 1 points · Posted at 22:54:31 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Im guessing his team has won a sports championship recently?
Kofu · 1 points · Posted at 22:54:35 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I bet the Daily Mail is actually waiting for that Pulitzer Prize from "story".
Sovechles · 1 points · Posted at 22:55:16 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Fuck, is that Ashley Young?
The_0bserver · 1 points · Posted at 22:55:23 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
When the urge to eat the delicious lunch again is too stronk.
monkeywash1 · 1 points · Posted at 22:55:27 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Three elephants, one cup!
DannieJ312 · 1 points · Posted at 22:56:17 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Um....ok then. I’m done
drwtsn_thirty2 · 1 points · Posted at 22:56:27 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Farrrkkkk!! SHIT!!! CRINGE! CRINGE! CRINGE! CRINGE! CRINGE! CRINGE! CRINGE! CRINGE! CRINGE! CRINGE! CRINGE! CRINGE! CRINGE! CRINGE! CRINGE! CRINGE! CRINGE! CRINGE! CRINGE! CRINGE! CRINGE! CRINGE! CRINGE! CRINGE! CRINGE! CRINGE! CRINGE!
Raptor_007 · 1 points · Posted at 22:56:55 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Well, I guess I don’t like elephants anymore :(
GamingArts · 1 points · Posted at 22:56:58 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Why?
deliciouscorn · 1 points · Posted at 22:56:59 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
So like us.
seanbeag · 1 points · Posted at 22:57:11 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Man, even the elephants were celebrating the Super bowl.
TwoMe · 1 points · Posted at 22:57:26 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Dudes eating it like popcorn
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 22:57:35 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Mirror? Can't see reddit video..
eric1rr · 1 points · Posted at 22:57:37 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Must be from philly
ave-aves · 1 points · Posted at 22:58:44 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
♪ You put your shittrunk in
You take your shittrunk out
You put your shittrunk in and you reach it all about
You grab an unshat shit and you take your shittrunk out
That's what it's all about ♪
rusharz · 1 points · Posted at 22:59:01 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Holy fucking fuck.
PhilsophyOfBacon · 1 points · Posted at 22:59:29 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Gay elephant eat da poo poo.
ibarra_ · 1 points · Posted at 22:59:42 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yeah can an elephant expert explain this thing?
Upyourasses · 1 points · Posted at 22:59:48 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Im fucking scarred. This fucked me up more than I would think it would...... WTF ELEPHANT BRO! YOU NEED HELP!
AngelicBastard · 1 points · Posted at 22:59:58 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Why is this nsfw
/s
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 23:00:06 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I hate it when people steal my shit too.
griploner · 1 points · Posted at 23:00:18 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
2 Elephants 1 Chocolate Brownie
Moss_Grande · 1 points · Posted at 23:00:40 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I don't think elephants call each other "man"
AvatarJuan11 · 1 points · Posted at 23:00:51 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
“Taste better than the crap they feed us.”
ytse77 · 1 points · Posted at 23:00:57 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Such majestic animals.
SugeRay · 1 points · Posted at 23:01:03 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
All I’m seeing is pixels, what am I missing? And how to I turn off the pixels?
doff87 · 1 points · Posted at 23:01:24 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
He's just an Eagle's fan, give him a break.
___jamil___ · 1 points · Posted at 23:01:30 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
You trap enormous animals in small cages and they'll start going crazy
antidamage · 1 points · Posted at 23:01:59 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
That's it. Elephants are no longer intelligent.
HungryHungryKirbys · 1 points · Posted at 23:02:03 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I didn't think the planet could get lower than than the Eagles fan eating horseshit but here we are.
Mendokusai137 · 1 points · Posted at 23:02:07 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
That face says I'm fucking with the camera guy.
potted_planter · 1 points · Posted at 23:02:15 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I've seen worse at Eagles celebrations. GO BIRDS.
Loco_Boy · 1 points · Posted at 23:02:40 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Worst thing I've ever seen on r/wtf
Church_of_Realism · 1 points · Posted at 23:02:53 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Umm, poo-tatoes.
JacobZ0240 · 1 points · Posted at 23:02:57 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
It IS horribly disgusting, but that grin on his face had me cracking up the entire time. It’s a mix between stupid and smug. Almost as if he was thinking, “heh, I bet you guys wish you had thought of this first” NUM NUM NUM NUM.
psichowolf · 1 points · Posted at 23:03:38 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Shit eating grin after....
Doinkey · 1 points · Posted at 23:04:16 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
“Damn it, Todd is eating shit again.” Sighs “Todd makes everything weird.”
toolatealreadyfapped · 1 points · Posted at 23:04:33 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I should not have opened this at work
TheRevTheRev · 1 points · Posted at 23:05:06 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Is this that footage from the Eagles fan eating shit? Impressive.
stoopid_dummy · 1 points · Posted at 23:05:07 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Why in the fuck do animals eat shit all the time?!
Zatch1313 · 1 points · Posted at 23:06:13 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Must be an Eagles fan.
NotReallyEthicalLOL · 1 points · Posted at 23:06:28 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Did you know he comes from a planet where they eat their own shit?
EternalSophism · 1 points · Posted at 23:06:47 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
dogs eat each others shit all the time too. i guess it smells appetizing to them
herald582 · 1 points · Posted at 23:07:35 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Ahhh nature
mightylordredbeard · 1 points · Posted at 23:07:49 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
2 elephants 1 trunk.
strained_brain · 1 points · Posted at 23:07:50 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
They exist in every species, I guess.
gwaiiguy · 1 points · Posted at 23:08:01 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Best jerk off vid yet...
urbanman85 · 1 points · Posted at 23:08:17 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hey, smell my trunk
flipside90nb · 1 points · Posted at 23:08:19 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This elephant must be an Eagles fan
TheMrRedBeard · 1 points · Posted at 23:08:28 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Got it before it hits the ground!
Almedinz · 1 points · Posted at 23:08:32 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
LIKE US
BoutchooQc · 1 points · Posted at 23:09:02 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
He's stealing your shit! Literally!
Wapata · 1 points · Posted at 23:09:41 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
He just really loves peanuts
Zubei_ · 1 points · Posted at 23:09:46 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
"I knew you were hiding snacks up there!"
spaztronomical · 1 points · Posted at 23:11:14 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
/r/likeus
Hobodownthestreet · 1 points · Posted at 23:11:28 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
WTF, indeed.
TasslehofBurrfoot · 1 points · Posted at 23:11:42 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I was expecting it to fling it at the people like apes do.
pH325 · 1 points · Posted at 23:11:52 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Is it shit if it hasn’t been shat?
WonderLust88 · 1 points · Posted at 23:11:52 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Well that brings anal to a whole new level
Good-Boi · 1 points · Posted at 23:11:53 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
"finders keepers m8"
TheWaxMann · 1 points · Posted at 23:11:58 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Can we all just take a minute to appreciate how versatile an elephant's trunk is. It can be used to shove up your mates arse, and pull shit out of it. It can also be used to hold a pile of shit and feed yourself at the same time. What a magnificent creature!
Cruzctrlmod · 1 points · Posted at 23:12:12 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's in North Korean Zoo they're starving there elephants also!!!! Alert!
pistcow · 1 points · Posted at 23:12:30 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
How long have you been an Eagles fan?
syfus · 1 points · Posted at 23:12:41 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
At least the're recycling?
hageshii_panda · 1 points · Posted at 23:12:47 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
WE OUT HERE EATING ASS IN 2018 FAM
AMA_I_EAT_POOP · 1 points · Posted at 23:13:44 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yum
kackjelly · 1 points · Posted at 23:14:01 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Two elephants One trunk?
WearyOneFromViera · 1 points · Posted at 23:14:13 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Is this rape?
Why on earth is he eating shit?
TrapperJon · 1 points · Posted at 23:14:50 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Ok. This one actually made me say what the fuck.
dink111 · 1 points · Posted at 23:14:53 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
straight from the source lol
jkain · 1 points · Posted at 23:15:02 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Same some for the Eagles fans.
Handbunz · 1 points · Posted at 23:15:11 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
He must be a Philly fan
OrganicDozer · 1 points · Posted at 23:15:12 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
That some good shit.
dink111 · 1 points · Posted at 23:15:20 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
tjats not where it goes kpp;lool
Rogueswisher91 · 1 points · Posted at 23:15:40 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Why can't I see this on my iPhone
EyeOfNeutron · 1 points · Posted at 23:15:45 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Procto Bob
MisterPhamtastic · 1 points · Posted at 23:15:48 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Can a poor man's scientist confirm whether or not the shit is still shit if the elephant didn't technically shit it out?
It was forcibly removed by another animal's nose to be eaten immediately, this is for the good of science thanks!
dink111 · 1 points · Posted at 23:15:49 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
imagine ur mate doing that holy fuck
TheyCallMeStone · 1 points · Posted at 23:15:54 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
u/stabbot
Dinismo · 1 points · Posted at 23:16:17 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Are the celebrating the Philly Super Bowl win too?
thatdog3 · 1 points · Posted at 23:16:41 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
eating ass taken to the next level
sighs__unzips · 1 points · Posted at 23:16:48 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Philadelphia Eagles fan.
ameekpalsingh · 1 points · Posted at 23:16:51 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Delicious, like beef kebab rolls.
mrcrazy2u · 1 points · Posted at 23:17:24 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'm getting tired of these eagles fans celebrating their super bowl win
sarcasmic77 · 1 points · Posted at 23:17:28 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
The biggest Eagles fan of them all
ScoochMagooch · 1 points · Posted at 23:17:46 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Oh.... oh nooo
AvengerMKII · 1 points · Posted at 23:17:53 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Apparently it's a thing. It's called corprophagia. It allows the young to get healthy bacteria for digesting vegetables and shit like that.
Jack_Raiden · 1 points · Posted at 23:18:08 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Ate that poopy like groceries.
SnZ001 · 1 points · Posted at 23:18:17 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
"That's cute...hold my beer."
--One of my fellow Eagles fans here in Philly
wizardonthejob · 1 points · Posted at 23:18:43 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
He must have learned it by watching Bear Grylls.
Juanzava · 1 points · Posted at 23:18:45 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
It’s always nice to see Eagles fans in the wild!
IHeartChickenFingers · 1 points · Posted at 23:18:46 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Brown noser...
HootzMcToke · 1 points · Posted at 23:18:55 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This at the Philly zoo?
RobD240 · 1 points · Posted at 23:18:57 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
So I seen an elephant shove 1/3rd it's nose up his friends butt today.
mysteryodour · 1 points · Posted at 23:19:01 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Wake up, open reddit. See nsfw link, see it's ellies. "Can't be that bad, probably a bit of sexy time..." clicks on link. I wish I didn't click on link.
vulpinorn · 1 points · Posted at 23:19:16 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I understand why, but I’m still not happy about it.
ClaraCrisp · 1 points · Posted at 23:19:42 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
That's one hell of a fetish.
HOLY_HUMP3R · 1 points · Posted at 23:19:48 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Don’t eat it, don’t eat it, don’t eat it...
Oh god why!
sidney94 · 1 points · Posted at 23:19:55 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Let’s be real. If humans had trunks, we would be doing this kinda shit all day.
mmille24 · 1 points · Posted at 23:20:06 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
He must have watched that Philly video.
TasteOfJace · 1 points · Posted at 23:20:17 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Gotta pick them fresh if you want the best taste.
PootenRumble · 1 points · Posted at 23:20:53 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
/u/stabbot
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 23:21:05 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
"Are you done with that?"
akajefe · 1 points · Posted at 23:21:18 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I wasn't done eating that!
spicyweiner1337 · 1 points · Posted at 23:21:56 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I love that shit eating grin that he gives to the camera. Like “yeah, that just happened”
DigitalSurfer000 · 1 points · Posted at 23:22:52 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
What's so WTF about it? spicyweiner1337 does this all the time.
spicyweiner1337 · 1 points · Posted at 23:24:03 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
You fuckin know it vro
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 23:22:21 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
[deleted]
majoroutage · 2 points · Posted at 23:25:08 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Click it.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 23:38:47 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
[deleted]
majoroutage · 1 points · Posted at 23:39:32 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Weird. For me it starts the video.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 00:11:31 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Turn off your phone and never come back. You can thank me later.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 23:23:52 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Roll Tide!
VulpixEevee · 1 points · Posted at 23:24:21 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'm laughing and puking so hard.
GlazedReddit · 1 points · Posted at 23:24:24 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Must have been an Eagles fan.
peewinkle · 1 points · Posted at 23:25:05 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
The GG Allin of elephants
XXIV24 · 1 points · Posted at 23:25:33 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Bruh wtf is this!!!!!!
guitarstix · 1 points · Posted at 23:26:00 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Why the fuck can't i see these on mobile ever
AKSasquatch · 1 points · Posted at 23:26:04 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Reality is grosser than fiction.
blueholeload · 1 points · Posted at 23:27:27 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I just started dating a girl who likes elephants. I was hoping something on aww would come up that i could send her. I guess this will do
HalvJapanskFyr · 1 points · Posted at 23:27:37 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Collapsed way too many comments without seeing someone referring to Elephant Lunchbox and Ebaums World.
drgonz · 1 points · Posted at 23:28:02 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I wonder how much Dailymail paid for this quality content.
Spoonwrangler · 1 points · Posted at 23:28:12 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Why do elephants eat other elephant's poop? There has to be a reason why they do it. It might benifit them. Scientifically, what do you guy's think?
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 00:10:34 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Did you really just try to start scientific discussion here?
Spoonwrangler · 1 points · Posted at 17:11:45 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yes
InViSiB0B · 1 points · Posted at 23:29:33 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Just like a bag of chips.
soulstonedomg · 1 points · Posted at 23:29:43 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
And den dey eat da poo poo.
sibastiNo · 1 points · Posted at 23:29:43 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Roll Tide.
Zellough · 1 points · Posted at 23:29:45 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is the most wtf thing i have seen here
I'm in shock
HonEduVetSeeksJob · 1 points · Posted at 23:30:21 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
They really do work for peanuts.
wurzelmolch · 1 points · Posted at 23:30:27 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/645/359/327.gif
DiedWhileDictating · 1 points · Posted at 23:30:30 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I thought that elephant had a shit-eating grin on his face.
PulledOverAgain · 1 points · Posted at 23:31:03 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Technically theft
GnarleyBro · 1 points · Posted at 23:33:03 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
He stole his stool..
PhuckCalumbo · 1 points · Posted at 23:31:19 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
That's some kinky shit.
glennettbennett · 1 points · Posted at 23:32:16 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
How long have you all been eating poop?
bikinimonday · 1 points · Posted at 23:32:21 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Can’t have that shit dropping on the ground and getting dirty!
Who wants to eat dirt? Gross.
kimberleygd · 1 points · Posted at 23:33:04 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
one of my dogs does that. When the other one poos,it's a race to see who can get to it first,me to scoop it up, or her to eat it.
FirebugRM · 1 points · Posted at 23:33:06 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Everyone talking about how it ate shit rather then how it shoved basically it's nose into another elephant's anus.
gnomey89 · 1 points · Posted at 23:34:31 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Ahh, nature's majesty.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 23:34:46 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
dam, I'm eating a burrito too
Smackstainz · 1 points · Posted at 23:35:15 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
“See i knew you was full of shit”
DudeCrabb · 1 points · Posted at 23:36:29 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I just learned today that elephants’ penises are prehensile too.
cheez_monger · 1 points · Posted at 23:36:35 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I didn't know bear grylls was an elephant
b00c · 1 points · Posted at 23:36:39 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I can't see rhe image. It's all blurry. Wtf reddit?
the_disco_pimp · 1 points · Posted at 23:39:16 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
you can thank your eyes you didn't see that
manorm · 1 points · Posted at 23:40:32 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Same here been happening awhile now on my iphone
GoldenPresidio · 1 points · Posted at 23:37:08 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Nice
suzieaton · 1 points · Posted at 23:37:41 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
That's where the best magic mushrooms grow
ownage99988 · 1 points · Posted at 23:38:06 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
that is truly mortifying
metalgearzoe · 1 points · Posted at 23:38:16 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Do they not have a sense of smell in those trunks
JohnnieBadminton · 1 points · Posted at 23:38:17 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Rare footage of an Eagles fan after the Super Bowl.
ImNotsoAnonymous · 1 points · Posted at 23:38:28 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Two Elephants. One Butt.
tlduran · 1 points · Posted at 23:39:14 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
It’s azz eatn szn
FLAVA_DAAAVVE · 1 points · Posted at 23:39:16 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Such majestic creatures
yeahmanitsmike · 1 points · Posted at 23:39:56 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Got a real shit eater right here
extrismism · 1 points · Posted at 23:40:18 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
“Call me a poo poo platter, cause I be eating Michelle’s doo doo batter.”
burhamber11 · 1 points · Posted at 23:40:30 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
That is fucking disgusting. That boy ain't right.
Capt_Am · 1 points · Posted at 23:40:41 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
"There's the tree you took from me this morning. THIS should teach you a lesson, DEREK."
CouldBeWorse2410 · 1 points · Posted at 23:40:54 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Why can I only see blur?
BlowMeForMovieRolls · 1 points · Posted at 23:41:55 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
He eat da poo poo.
ootman96 · 1 points · Posted at 23:42:50 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
lol I’m gonna show this shit to people
TheAero1221 · 1 points · Posted at 23:42:56 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
What... the fuck... lmao.
uFFxDa · 1 points · Posted at 23:43:23 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Wicked smaht dog.
KalashnikovKid · 1 points · Posted at 23:44:06 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I couldn't stop watching even as I was dry heaving..
DoomGuts · 1 points · Posted at 23:44:55 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'm mostly impressed the poops came out in perfect spheres
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 23:44:57 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Did an elephant really just steal shit out of someone’s ass and eat it
sotruebro · 1 points · Posted at 23:45:06 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Dank Nugs
JustGodlyEnough · 1 points · Posted at 23:45:08 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Eagles fans.
JackMeOffBieber · 1 points · Posted at 23:45:16 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Is this Elephant still celebrating the Eagles Super Bowl win?
Turbo_Tasker · 1 points · Posted at 23:45:24 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Philadelphia Zoo?
weinricm · 1 points · Posted at 23:45:27 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Must have took that argument literally.
Gyzm250f · 1 points · Posted at 23:45:29 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Would that be considered left overs?
jkeegan123 · 1 points · Posted at 23:45:52 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Eagles fan
call_shawn · 1 points · Posted at 23:46:50 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Eagles fan
i_amnot_anyone · 1 points · Posted at 23:46:54 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Why are these always blurred on my iPhone? Bummer.
1st_Gen_Charizard · 1 points · Posted at 23:47:07 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is enough internet for me today. I'm just goin to crawl back into bed and rethink my life's decisions.
merubin · 1 points · Posted at 23:48:54 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
How can you say you love her if you can't even eat her poop?
gashnashmcnash · 1 points · Posted at 23:49:11 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
You know... I am always impressed by the elephants intelligence. But when I see this, I can't help but wonder if it's instinct or this is the weird one of the group.
dittbub · 1 points · Posted at 23:49:56 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Do they do this in the wild?
sebas8181 · 1 points · Posted at 23:50:10 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
INB4: An elefant poop scientist explaining why this is a rather healthy and usual behaviour in elephants and all other animal species.
Rockyrox · 1 points · Posted at 23:50:42 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Well that’s a dumbass elephant
KingKongBrandy · 1 points · Posted at 23:51:09 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Such a majestic creature
lightning_50 · 1 points · Posted at 23:51:23 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
You know the saying "You took the words right outta my mouth"? Ye, imagine that, but in reverse
TheInternetShill · 1 points · Posted at 23:52:13 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I’m really impressed by the dexterity of the trunk. I didn’t know they could hold something while also moving something else to their mouth.
forwardaboveallelse · 1 points · Posted at 23:53:36 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
In some species, this is indicative of severe mineral deficiency and malnutrition. I really hope that isn’t the case here, since I’ve always been a huge advocate for captive elephant programs.
Kungfufuman · 1 points · Posted at 23:53:39 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Must be an Eagle's fan.
voodoofreak101 · 1 points · Posted at 23:54:04 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This whole thread reminds me of The Human Centipede for some reason...
popeycandysticks · 1 points · Posted at 23:54:14 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Glad to see Proxy Paige and hotkinkyjo coming out with fresh material
N_N_N_N_N_N_N · 1 points · Posted at 23:54:57 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
The Aristocrats!
ceristo · 1 points · Posted at 23:54:59 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
2 elephants 1 cup
ThatAintPeeBaby · 1 points · Posted at 23:55:06 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
They must have won the super bowl
onefudge · 1 points · Posted at 23:56:12 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Must be an eagles fan
SubtleMockery · 1 points · Posted at 23:57:45 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
That's the second time I've seen an elephant eat another elephant's poop.
TheyCallMeStone · 1 points · Posted at 23:58:19 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Stabilized, courtesy of u/stabbot.
turbotailz · 1 points · Posted at 23:59:27 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I love how it uses its trunk to hold the shit and then gracefully picks at the pile with it.
-MrJ- · 1 points · Posted at 23:59:27 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Well, I just opened reddit, but I think that's enough for the day..
saveprincesszelda · 1 points · Posted at 00:00:13 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
That GOOD SHIT
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 00:00:49 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
what
jwg529 · 1 points · Posted at 00:01:08 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I thought they said Elephants were smart...
AlCapone111 · 1 points · Posted at 00:02:13 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
You never go ass to mouth
iHaveACatDog · 1 points · Posted at 00:02:19 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
u/stabbot
keyboardwarrior11 · 1 points · Posted at 00:02:41 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Trunks getting up there
bobdigi36 · 1 points · Posted at 00:03:11 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
New definition of “eating them groceries”
UpYoursPicachu · 1 points · Posted at 00:03:31 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
You dropped a little there buddy
9mmdude · 1 points · Posted at 00:03:47 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Watched during a meeting. Fuck that was hard not being able to make face expressions.
Smashingmoo · 1 points · Posted at 00:04:29 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Todo lá dentro ! Deve ser o elefante do Taveira
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 00:04:30 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
My first instinct was to laugh. Then I realized it's probably super depressed and fucked in the head which is really sad.
DontLaughItAintFunny · 1 points · Posted at 00:04:35 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Roll tide?
dourk · 1 points · Posted at 00:04:43 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Must have been hunting for some peanuts.
Tipsy247 · 1 points · Posted at 00:05:32 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Ugh 🤢
iWentRogue · 1 points · Posted at 00:05:58 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Relax guys... is the routine prostate exam mutually beneficial for both.
zigzeira · 1 points · Posted at 00:06:31 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
hahahaha
Gutterfly215 · 1 points · Posted at 00:06:39 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Anybody know if this behavior is due to captivity? This neurotic shit has to be due to the confines of the space, or do they do this in the wild as well?
8last · 1 points · Posted at 00:06:44 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Majestic creature.
maddxav · 1 points · Posted at 00:06:59 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
2elephants1cup
Havonasun · 1 points · Posted at 00:07:20 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Nom nom nom...Dude!...nom nom...Where you been all my life?...nom nom...This is good shit!
Jaystings · 1 points · Posted at 00:08:12 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Two Elephants, Three South Americans
no-mad · 1 points · Posted at 00:09:21 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
So fuckin wrong all the way thru.
ladyoflate · 1 points · Posted at 00:09:24 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
2 elephants 1 trunk
ObertonWindowShopper · 1 points · Posted at 00:12:35 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Fecal microbiota transplant. The ol' fashion way.
reaper2309 · 1 points · Posted at 00:12:42 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
That's one weird fetish.
TheThankUMan66 · 1 points · Posted at 00:13:09 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Elephants never forget.
cloudnyne · 1 points · Posted at 00:13:17 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
These Eagle fans just don't know when to quit
Lazy_Tiger27 · 1 points · Posted at 00:13:24 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
So you trying to return the favor, bro? It’s not gay if you pretend it’s not gay
DiademBedfordshire · 1 points · Posted at 00:13:56 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Is that the Philly zoo?
metronegro · 1 points · Posted at 00:14:08 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Every village has an idiot. This is the special one of the herd.
kiradotee · 1 points · Posted at 00:14:29 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
NEVER GOING TO A ZOO NOW.
yourpostisashitpost · 1 points · Posted at 00:14:45 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Great post.
shadowlili · 1 points · Posted at 00:15:31 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
That LEfont is a goddamn fecalphiliac!
Sahir1359 · 1 points · Posted at 00:15:59 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I wish I didn’t see that
bluedanes · 1 points · Posted at 00:16:23 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
/u/stabbot
seedlio · 1 points · Posted at 00:16:41 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
truly made me say what the fuck
ijohno · 1 points · Posted at 00:16:56 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I am both intrigued that a smart mammal is eating unshitted shit with it's nose and disgusted that it's eating shit with it's nose.
It's like it got tripled dared to...
amolad · 1 points · Posted at 00:17:33 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I saw him. After the Eagles won. He was on Broad Street.
CallMeChristina · 1 points · Posted at 00:17:38 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Up until this moment I had always wanted to be reincarnated as an elephant if I had the option.
Now... now I'm not so sure.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 00:18:04 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
He likes it fresh...
s13n1 · 1 points · Posted at 00:18:07 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Zoo life is treating them well.
Adrialic · 1 points · Posted at 00:18:54 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Next time, on Bear Gryllophant
smokeythel3ear · 1 points · Posted at 00:19:53 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is the first time I've actually said "what the fuck" out loud from this sub.
dannylew · 1 points · Posted at 00:20:06 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
upvote, because that is the nastiest shit I've seen today and i regret every second I spent watching it
9356415354716720 · 1 points · Posted at 00:20:09 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
two elephants one trunk.
I_Luv_Barney · 1 points · Posted at 00:20:39 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
So much for the theory that they are smart animals
Stoopkidnahmean · 1 points · Posted at 00:21:07 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Must be an Eagles fan
Iotatl · 1 points · Posted at 00:21:08 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
These eagles fans are getting out of hand!
jewfro667 · 1 points · Posted at 00:21:21 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
He’s just getting the snack he was saving for later.
soda_cookie · 1 points · Posted at 00:21:32 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
A level of WTF I care not to entertain. Bye
illestnoise711 · 1 points · Posted at 00:22:33 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
That one friend that has no problem sharing the same straw, double dipping or earbuds..
FreshoffdaBOATy · 1 points · Posted at 00:23:30 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
My girlfriend is obsessed with elephants, definitely sending her this
mexicanchargingrhino · 1 points · Posted at 00:24:15 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Mirror? My safari doesn’t play Reddit uploads
Chef_Lebowski · 1 points · Posted at 00:24:38 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I suddenly have a craving for Reese's Pieces.
cebjmb · 1 points · Posted at 00:26:00 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Is this an allegory of Trump's relationship with Putin?
theSOUD · 1 points · Posted at 00:26:32 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Is this the new trailer for "Elephant Centipede"?
Miffers · 1 points · Posted at 00:26:56 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Even elephants needs to toss salad in prison.
TheCatnip · 1 points · Posted at 00:27:06 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
This elephant must be from Philadelphia
LtMajorPrick · 1 points · Posted at 00:27:12 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Don't bite the hole that feeds.
Dasbronco · 1 points · Posted at 00:27:16 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
He went tusk deep in the booty hole
scarrita · 1 points · Posted at 00:27:26 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Plucking fruit right from the vine
TheGrot · 1 points · Posted at 00:27:37 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
The way it cradles it like a bag of popcorn...snacking as it waits in line for the theatre to start seating.....
hidup_sihat · 1 points · Posted at 00:27:56 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
/u/stabbot
blakestock · 1 points · Posted at 00:29:07 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Have you ever been so hungry that...
StillMind2010 · 1 points · Posted at 00:29:17 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's not like they have anything else to eat in there! Where is their actual food?
Arayder · 1 points · Posted at 00:29:53 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Holy fuck I’m finding this so god damn funny. He just shoves his trunk as far up into that asshole as it can go and just so casually eats it like it’s no big deal. Good show.
Cravit8 · 1 points · Posted at 00:30:10 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Fudgeroni I have had NSFW off this hole time, this is what I’m missing out in?!
krystar78 · 1 points · Posted at 00:30:47 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Can't an elephant get some privacy for a digital prostate exam?!??!?
WandangDota · 1 points · Posted at 00:31:08 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
An eagles fan right there!
imuinanotheruniverse · 1 points · Posted at 00:32:02 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Wadduhek!
Gobstopper1708 · 1 points · Posted at 00:33:24 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
The way he's holding it, casually snacking. It's like me eating peanuts waiting in line at five guys.
The_Bitch_Pinkman · 1 points · Posted at 00:33:24 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
That's enough inturdnet for me today!
rhynoplaz · 1 points · Posted at 00:33:42 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Two elephants one trunk!!!
juanpontoon · 1 points · Posted at 00:33:48 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)*
SOMETHING somethinged SOMEWHERE.
hidup_sihat · 1 points · Posted at 00:33:49 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
/u/stabbot_crop
stabbot_crop · 1 points · Posted at 00:36:57 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
--- NSFW ---
I have stabilized the video for you: https://openload.co/embed/Zitemomnw3Q (this link works, it's just not clickable. Copy&paste it into your adress bar)
It took 47 seconds to process and 128 seconds to upload.
how to use | programmer | source code | /r/ImageStabilization/ | for cropped results, use /u/stabbot_crop
_Raspberry_ · 1 points · Posted at 00:34:24 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
/u/vredditmirrorbot
Chefjay17 · 1 points · Posted at 00:34:31 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
elephant will remember this
jjthedragon · 1 points · Posted at 00:35:34 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Probiotics are a great way to stay healthy!
eibarra1 · 1 points · Posted at 00:36:04 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Looks like he's a Eagles fan.
TobiasRules · 1 points · Posted at 00:36:04 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Do they not feed these animals?
lurker4lyfe6969 · 1 points · Posted at 00:36:55 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
What’s wrong? He’s a proctologist.
Dr. Dumbo, he’s in your gumbo
imfromca · 1 points · Posted at 00:38:39 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
looks like the AI generated fake porn stuff
AlanTheMediocre · 1 points · Posted at 00:38:51 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
That dexterity though
cafeRacr · 1 points · Posted at 00:39:34 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Packin' the trunk with fudge.
kakalaka · 1 points · Posted at 00:40:51 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Roll Tide
CyberDroid · 1 points · Posted at 00:40:52 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Well considering this is the very first post that I see on Reddit as I've just woken up, today is gonna be a weird day.
CaptainBayouBilly · 1 points · Posted at 00:42:15 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Stinktrunk.
RugerRedhawk · 1 points · Posted at 00:42:17 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Is there a YouTube mirror? This one is oddly hard for me to share on mobile.
Cygnus__A · 1 points · Posted at 00:42:23 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Man he savored every morsel of that shit even nibble at it as he walked away
NagareBoshi789 · 1 points · Posted at 00:42:58 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Eat ass challenge lololol
BurrrritoBoy · 1 points · Posted at 00:43:06 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'm gunna steal yer shit. Literally
Mesockisgone · 1 points · Posted at 00:44:44 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Cake eater!
FanFuckingFaptastic · 1 points · Posted at 00:45:31 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
2 elephants 1 trunk
Danmon19 · 1 points · Posted at 00:45:35 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
He must be an Eagles fan
geoman2k · 1 points · Posted at 00:47:15 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
The DailyMail logo proudly coming into place at the end of the gif is what really made it great.
BearguanaMan · 1 points · Posted at 00:48:45 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
So we just eaten shit straight out the asshole now!!??
Nergaal · 1 points · Posted at 00:51:13 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
/r/nonononono
R011_5af3_yeah · 1 points · Posted at 00:51:23 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I bet this is where scientists got the idea for fecal transplants. Where's the elephants Nobel prize? Leechers!
kkellynan · 1 points · Posted at 00:51:41 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Why is it that all I see is pixels? Can anybody help me out?
indohongsing · 1 points · Posted at 00:52:00 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
That elephant is never going to forget that shit.
Castaway_Jay · 1 points · Posted at 00:52:08 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
What a bottom feeder!
Artiquecircle · 1 points · Posted at 00:53:15 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
So that’s what a Pachydermologyst looks like
fastrx · 1 points · Posted at 00:53:29 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
He definitely lost a bet.
bobsagetfullhouse · 1 points · Posted at 00:54:25 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Either they weren't feeding this elephant or he has a thing for eating shit.
brainfraud · 1 points · Posted at 00:55:51 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
i have a poopy butt, can you milk me greg?
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 00:55:51 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
These videos never work on mobile.
space_ape71 · 1 points · Posted at 00:56:07 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Notice all the other elephants leave the room after this happens....
sbd3phizy · 1 points · Posted at 00:56:11 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
It must be so hungry. I wonder if this is normal for an elephant to eat a poop? Well, still inside the elephant though.
ApollosSin · 1 points · Posted at 00:56:16 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I just washed my hands.
Now I gotta rewash them.
CucumberGod · 1 points · Posted at 00:56:27 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
/u/stabbot
Nancok · 1 points · Posted at 00:56:55 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
He even held the poop like a plate, and took chunks to eat
Thats_A_No_Dawg · 1 points · Posted at 00:57:20 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Why is the image blurred out in my iPhone
pandaIsMyJam · 1 points · Posted at 00:57:45 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Man I have had a rough week this was the thing I didn't know I needed.thank you I guess.
RidgeCrenshaw · 1 points · Posted at 01:01:36 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
THIS is what you needed?
I_SHAVDMYBALLS_4THIS · 1 points · Posted at 00:57:51 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
“Please don’t eat that. Please don’t eat that. Please don’t eat that. Please... aw Christ.”
-me.
037beastlybunny · 1 points · Posted at 00:58:01 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Elephants truly are one of the wisest animals out there
rapidjellytwat · 1 points · Posted at 00:58:23 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
This gif went on for way too long. It felt wrong to keep watching it.
letpeopleknowtheysuq · 1 points · Posted at 00:59:01 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Ahh an Egales fan.
dwellerofcubes · 1 points · Posted at 00:59:10 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Going in dry
ChocolateMercy · 1 points · Posted at 01:00:25 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Wasn't this like the first video on YouTube?
brainlegss · 1 points · Posted at 01:01:21 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is truly what this sub is about!
Hangeth_Thy_Dong · 1 points · Posted at 01:01:28 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
This post is a piece of shit.
star_boy2005 · 1 points · Posted at 01:02:34 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'll take "Uncommon Food Storage Containers" for $500, Bob."
skinkilt · 1 points · Posted at 01:02:59 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Two elephants, one trunk?
domsucks · 1 points · Posted at 01:03:23 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Something something Paul Ryan.
AndrewJPK · 1 points · Posted at 01:03:24 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Looks like most of his meals are coming from second harvest.
wiseonetellus · 1 points · Posted at 01:04:06 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I can fucking smell it...
eggrollking · 1 points · Posted at 01:04:27 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
r/trunking
wilsonism · 1 points · Posted at 01:04:47 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
any peanuts in there?
unbannabledan · 1 points · Posted at 01:04:47 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Who still has elephants in zoos?
watergo · 1 points · Posted at 01:05:13 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
He must be really hungry or something.
hopscotchking · 1 points · Posted at 01:08:01 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is the second most disgusting thing I’ve seen on the internet today.
SomeJadedGuy · 1 points · Posted at 01:10:55 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
What was the 1st thing?
hopscotchking · 1 points · Posted at 01:15:16 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
My cryptocurrency portfolio.
red7255 · 1 points · Posted at 01:15:58 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
my guess - two girls and a cup
dontgoogleit
-Vertex- · 1 points · Posted at 01:24:02 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
What is this, 2007?!
Gandeloft · 1 points · Posted at 01:08:18 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
whoa
McNultella · 1 points · Posted at 01:09:58 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Elephants digestive system isn’t the best, so their droppings still contain digestible food, they aren’t too picky
jordanthejordna · 1 points · Posted at 01:10:19 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
is this like, normal behavior for an elephant
armadildodick · 1 points · Posted at 01:10:53 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I saw this once as kid at the lion country Safari in South Florida. My brothers and I still make jokes about. Great stuff
slambered · 1 points · Posted at 01:11:58 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I have never reacted to anything on Reddit as loudly as I did to this...my god...
jcam6972 · 1 points · Posted at 01:12:20 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
What a shitty diet
Michellfish18 · 1 points · Posted at 01:12:33 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
You see how far that guy went? GOTT DAMN
Dremu · 1 points · Posted at 01:13:22 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Just helping out a friend.
ThoughtsHaveWings · 1 points · Posted at 01:13:24 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Must be celebrating the Eagles super bowl win.
Lower_H8r_esef · 1 points · Posted at 01:15:20 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I thought it was a baby. Or maybe I just wanted it to be a baby. Hot damn that wasn’t a baby.
MI-OUTDOORS88 · 1 points · Posted at 01:15:59 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
NSFL!!!!!
Bonefish28 · 1 points · Posted at 01:16:22 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Holy crap. Watch elephant eat shit is off my bucket list.
Cyberous · 1 points · Posted at 01:16:38 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/oC8TFjS.jpg
ay_papi · 1 points · Posted at 01:18:06 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
This cures the constipation.
properbloke789 · 1 points · Posted at 01:18:25 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Wow, first vid on reddit i had to close and not finish because i was grossed out. Usually i watch to be grossed out, but not this one. He looked like he was enjoying it a bitttt too much
doubleohdonut · 1 points · Posted at 01:18:26 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Two trunks one cup
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 01:18:28 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Eat da poo poo ZULUL
Zarrett · 1 points · Posted at 01:20:19 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Holy fuck I haven't clicked away so fast in a while. Bravo.
discodeathsquad · 1 points · Posted at 01:22:15 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
The others will never let him live that down.
HappyHashBrowns · 1 points · Posted at 01:22:15 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
And he's eating it like I eat my midnight snack while walking away from the fridge.
RomancingUranus · 1 points · Posted at 01:23:23 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Something tells me this won't be the last time I see this video pop up on Reddit...
kgally · 1 points · Posted at 01:25:23 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Why do all these pics show up blurry for me
sweet_n_salty · 1 points · Posted at 01:27:46 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'd probably just grab a Snickers, but to each their own I suppose.
TheDarkSoul97 · 1 points · Posted at 01:28:23 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Ah it’s a type of chimpanzee
Splodez · 1 points · Posted at 01:28:43 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Maybe these elephants ain't getting fed properly at this place. I know elephants will often eat their own poop but damn.
Sir-Loin-of-Beef · 1 points · Posted at 01:29:29 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
TIL elephants recycle poo
christopherleo · 1 points · Posted at 01:31:27 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Why do i have that british narrator for the bbc explaining whats happening in my head.
3aTroop · 1 points · Posted at 01:31:42 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Philly fans upping there game!
johnajapanda · 1 points · Posted at 01:32:01 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Elephant centepee?
Timbot3000 · 1 points · Posted at 01:32:52 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Disgustingly hilarious.
Wealthy_Heister · 1 points · Posted at 01:34:13 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I can smell this video... and I don't like it.
chinese4breakfast · 1 points · Posted at 01:35:26 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I eat ass so I’m not judging
notCRAZYenough · 1 points · Posted at 01:35:27 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Can someone explain to me if there is a valid reason for that behavior? And also if that is like a „normal“ elephant thing, or if that is just a very „special“ individual?
luckyleprechaun15 · 1 points · Posted at 01:35:41 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
must be an eagles fan
Marquez1889 · 1 points · Posted at 01:36:36 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
We all have that one friend...
mordechi · 1 points · Posted at 01:36:49 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Haha Davis please make a video of this lmao
yomamaondeeznutz · 2 points · Posted at 01:38:36 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
"BIG FELLA GET YO NOSE OUT MY ASS ASS RIGHT NAH NAH"
mordechi · 1 points · Posted at 01:43:57 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
😂😂
19blackdog72 · 1 points · Posted at 01:37:19 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
His name is Recycle.
Jerimiah · 1 points · Posted at 01:38:07 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
That is a strange looking Eagles fan.
HERMANNATOR85 · 1 points · Posted at 01:38:29 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Why is everyone saying that this must be an eagles fan? What am I missing?
SethRogen-Not · 1 points · Posted at 01:38:42 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hey!That'smyfetish!
forizzy325 · 1 points · Posted at 01:39:02 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is the two girls one cup of the elephant world.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 01:39:03 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Does anyone know why elephants do this? I suspect incorrect diet or lack of nutrients in what the zoo is feeding them. Monkeys on pellet type food have also been known to do stuff like this.
dre10g · 1 points · Posted at 01:39:52 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Fresh outta the oven!
_stayhuman · 1 points · Posted at 01:39:57 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Trunk in the junk!
DontOpenTilXmas · 1 points · Posted at 01:40:51 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Elephant with a scat fetish?
yettie_master_365 · 1 points · Posted at 01:41:39 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
the true meaning of talking shit!!!
CenturiesAgo · 0 points · Posted at 01:46:30 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Minus the talking part?
thetotalpackage7 · 1 points · Posted at 01:43:42 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Me too#
Mrhegel · 1 points · Posted at 01:44:24 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Must be an Eagles fan
jabK · 1 points · Posted at 01:48:46 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Quality shitpost
xonmeerkat · 1 points · Posted at 01:48:55 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I guess his team won the Superbowl.
mattsotm · 1 points · Posted at 01:49:40 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
all of gods creatures are beautiful
Topher0gr · 1 points · Posted at 01:50:03 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
That's just... so much worse than I thought that was going to be.
Worse with every second!
Arnab16 · 1 points · Posted at 01:51:01 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
2 Elephants 1 Trunk
skrimpstaxx · 1 points · Posted at 01:51:13 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Here buddy let me vacuum your asshole out real quick
ProudPilot · 1 points · Posted at 01:52:20 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Is it that they don't have enough food?
Gerden · 1 points · Posted at 01:53:09 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I guess the zoo food is either that bad or that good.
jstuu · 1 points · Posted at 01:53:22 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
A whole nother level to ATM.
OwlExtermntr922 · 1 points · Posted at 01:53:39 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
So how long have you guys been eating poop?
purpledomerock · 1 points · Posted at 01:53:41 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I watched this while taking a crap. Made watching this so much worse.
Verneasous · 1 points · Posted at 01:53:51 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
The title of this video should have been "2 elephants, 1 Trunk"
hispanglotexan · 1 points · Posted at 01:53:51 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
It’s 2018, Grandpa. We eat ass now.
fatpolomanjr · 1 points · Posted at 01:56:25 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
On the one hand, seeing an elephant eat using its trunk as both a table and eating utensil is cool. TIL.
On the other hand...
muchgreaterthanG_O_D · 1 points · Posted at 01:56:37 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Must be philly fans
fink_ploydd · 1 points · Posted at 01:56:42 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I browse /r/all and /r/wtf pretty frequently... this took me by surprise.
billwashere · 1 points · Posted at 01:57:35 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I thought my dog was the only shit-eater I’d ever actually see. Nope.
EternalSnowman · 1 points · Posted at 01:57:58 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
They say elephants never forget.
Wyrmslayer · 1 points · Posted at 01:59:21 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
They never forget...TO KILL
flogginmama · 1 points · Posted at 02:00:02 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Intelligent animals my ass
Reahu · 1 points · Posted at 02:02:58 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
look at that shit eating grin
juicius · 1 points · Posted at 02:04:57 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
If you think about it, we're all filled with creamy filling.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 02:08:05 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Ass eatin szn never ends
Sackyhack · 1 points · Posted at 02:09:33 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
“Elephants are some of the smartest animals on earth!”
tyeranitar · 1 points · Posted at 02:10:10 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
2 Elephants 1 Trunk
Ayowyn · 1 points · Posted at 02:10:51 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
That was fucking nasty.
Cymry_Cymraeg · 1 points · Posted at 02:11:01 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I thought that elephants were supposed to be intelligent.
Malfeasant · 1 points · Posted at 02:12:04 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Either this video is older than the internet or this has happened more than once...
makalive45 · 1 points · Posted at 02:12:58 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
2 elephants 1 trunk.
pointofgravity · 1 points · Posted at 02:14:21 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Today will be the day marked in my character as the day when Redditors convinced each themselves eating shit is ok
RationalExplainer · 1 points · Posted at 02:15:42 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
My god.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 02:16:04 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Wow this is some good content.
whahuh82 · 1 points · Posted at 02:17:54 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is the answer to the question that everyone’s had, but no one really wanted the answer to
tacotruhk · 1 points · Posted at 02:18:28 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
0.o
BobDogGo · 1 points · Posted at 02:18:42 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Nature is beautiful
Rteeed2 · 1 points · Posted at 02:18:47 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
New meaning to brown nosing
Eskimosubmarine · 1 points · Posted at 02:20:43 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
So deep
MrHorseHead · 1 points · Posted at 02:21:19 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
So that's why they call it an elephant walk.
Daegoba · 1 points · Posted at 02:23:13 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Why can I not play Reddit videos on my iPhone? They all just show up as digital censored...
Fisted_Twate · 1 points · Posted at 02:23:37 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Got colonoscopy tomorrow.. Don't know how I feel about this..
drummaman1 · 1 points · Posted at 02:25:44 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Fresh from the source.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 02:26:27 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Oh my word.
8oD · 1 points · Posted at 02:28:31 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Philly fans need to up their game.
workaholic007 · 1 points · Posted at 02:30:43 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Damn he just shoved that up in there D :
Raikkou · 1 points · Posted at 02:30:55 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
/u/stabbot
Fyghter · 1 points · Posted at 02:31:17 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Is that elephant an eagles fan?
hugow · 1 points · Posted at 02:31:40 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Can someone explain this? They are mammals like us, if we did that there might be an issue /s. Are their systems really OK with this?
bear-boi · 1 points · Posted at 06:10:04 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Baby elephants learn to eat the feces of their elders to obtain vital bacteria that aid in digestion.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 02:32:20 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
that's enough reddit for today
MatthewHull07 · 1 points · Posted at 02:33:25 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Obviously an elephant doctor.
yeahwordfuckit · 1 points · Posted at 02:35:23 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Looks like that elephant is an Eagles fan
beantownBaker · 1 points · Posted at 02:35:29 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Just a regular eagles fan
BroscientistsHateHim · 1 points · Posted at 02:36:03 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I can't wait until this becomes the new gluten free or farm to market or whole 30. Somewhere someone is on the cusp of eating shit if you say it's probiotic
SSuperDaveNC · 1 points · Posted at 02:36:40 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Why does this show up as censored out for me?
MECHEpics · 1 points · Posted at 02:37:03 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
WTF
rag0r · 1 points · Posted at 02:37:09 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Iggles fan?
Dancing_Noodle · 1 points · Posted at 02:37:36 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I stopped eating when I saw this.. this just ruined my food
Magnemmike · 1 points · Posted at 02:38:40 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I am cornholio, I'll be the tp for your bunghole.
michaellasalle · 1 points · Posted at 02:39:12 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
/u/stabbot this video gets shaky when they start laughing. Help me out please
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 02:39:28 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Aren't they supposed to be hyper intelligent? Doesn't eating shit exclude you from that club?
Darth_Rahl · 1 points · Posted at 02:48:13 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
There are messed up humans that eat poop also, its fair to say thats not normal behavior for either species
bear-boi · 1 points · Posted at 06:09:40 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Baby elephants learn to eat the feces of their elders to obtain vital bacteria that aid in digestion.
shiftyourparadigm · 1 points · Posted at 02:41:17 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
What majestic creatures
pxer80 · 1 points · Posted at 02:41:21 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Two elephants, no cup.
Xanderfuler · 1 points · Posted at 02:43:21 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
When you really like your boss.
Zepest · 1 points · Posted at 02:43:29 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
"Elephants are beautiful creatures"
GarrisonFjord · 1 points · Posted at 02:43:36 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
OK, one quick shit snack and then we get back to work.
Herogamer555 · 1 points · Posted at 02:44:39 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Relevant.
NotActuallyFromEA · 1 points · Posted at 02:44:45 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Who needs ExLax when you have a friend like this.
Redfury_x · 1 points · Posted at 02:44:49 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
They eat da poo poo!
ShitInMyCunt-2dollar · 1 points · Posted at 02:47:25 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Fucking useless reddit video hosting won't work. Again.
OGPI · 1 points · Posted at 02:48:13 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Was this what was actually on the tape in the first season of True Detective?
PurplePickel · 1 points · Posted at 02:48:25 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
"Elephants might be almost as smart as humans are" 😂
Madeforbegging · 3 points · Posted at 02:53:33 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Like this is dumber than human behavior
ZipperSnail · 1 points · Posted at 02:49:36 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I swear I’ve seen this video many years ago.
hawker518 · 1 points · Posted at 02:49:56 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Don’t judge!! Elephants have scat fetish too, just like humans
Tarmist25 · 2 points · Posted at 02:59:25 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I don't have a scat fetish though...
liamcoded · 1 points · Posted at 02:50:29 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Well, if animals do it, it must be normal!/s
veggiter · 1 points · Posted at 02:51:56 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I mean it is 2018.
Mr_A · 1 points · Posted at 02:52:31 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Looks like he's got his trunk jammed up his guts.
Jimmythewhale · 1 points · Posted at 02:53:13 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Eats it like it's out of a bag of chips
SamuraiGalactus · 1 points · Posted at 02:56:26 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
This elephant pulling shit out of another elephant s ass and eating it brought to you by the daily mail.
odysseus00 · 1 points · Posted at 02:58:14 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
ahhhhhhhh
MisquoteOfTheDay · 1 points · Posted at 03:00:17 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Free enemas. What a pal.
senorscientist · 1 points · Posted at 03:00:46 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Loves his shit fresh.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 03:03:44 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
apparently elephants can have scat fetishes.
94caddirac · 1 points · Posted at 03:03:45 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Why can't I view this
cbunni666 · 1 points · Posted at 03:05:50 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
German elephants
SeaCalMaster · 1 points · Posted at 03:07:18 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Don't kinkshame
garthock · 1 points · Posted at 03:07:50 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Brings a whole new meaning to "I call seconds"
BreaghaGreenEyes · 1 points · Posted at 03:08:21 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
And I thought my dog sneaking fresh cat turds out of the car litter box was bad...
ShadowGLI · 1 points · Posted at 03:09:01 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
“Hey, I wasn’t done eating that!”
badhed · 1 points · Posted at 03:11:47 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Well, this certainly dispels all claims of elephants being intelligent.
metcalsr · 1 points · Posted at 03:23:02 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Are you kidding me? They're so evolved that they've developed perversity!
tyrahh11 · 1 points · Posted at 03:13:26 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
u/vicbuscus5555 here's a nice video :))) or gif or whatever u wanna call it
Vicbuscus5555 · 1 points · Posted at 12:42:56 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Finally some good fucking food 😂
GeorgiaWebbb · 1 points · Posted at 03:13:43 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Now that’s how to assert dominance.
2time_nutter-butter · 1 points · Posted at 03:16:24 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Mmm Fresh truffles
HoboJoe278 · 1 points · Posted at 03:16:29 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Second harvest?
Papapoorfish · 1 points · Posted at 03:18:57 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Second harvest bro!
versace_tombstone · 1 points · Posted at 03:20:13 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
elephant scheisse movies, it's a thing now.
Rubber89 · 1 points · Posted at 03:20:34 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
look at that shit eating grin!
versace_tombstone · 1 points · Posted at 03:21:30 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
You can never uneat dat ass.
kukulkhan · 1 points · Posted at 03:23:20 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Where he keeps his peanuts 🥜
BobDolesV · 1 points · Posted at 03:38:55 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
"Anybody want a peanut?"
Zaenos · 1 points · Posted at 03:24:12 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is the most worthy submission I have ever seen on this sub.
Dooze_ · 1 points · Posted at 03:24:59 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Trunk in the trunk
pollorojo · 1 points · Posted at 03:26:11 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I’m cry laughing. So many tears.
HanSolosSizzledHeart · 1 points · Posted at 03:28:50 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I've never been more disgusted. Well done.
shinypretty · 1 points · Posted at 03:28:54 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
NO HEFFALUMP NO WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS
Kintarra · 1 points · Posted at 03:29:33 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Now I have to kink shame elephants 😑
Jyounya · 1 points · Posted at 03:30:33 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Did he just reach in the fridge and pull out some grapes?
Thepluskota · 1 points · Posted at 03:31:30 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
That boy ain't right
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 03:32:42 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
2 elephants 1 trunk
IMissJerry4295 · 1 points · Posted at 03:34:00 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
He eat the poo poo.
nomoneystillproblems · 1 points · Posted at 03:34:05 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's 2018, everyone eats ass
kjaatmteesn · 1 points · Posted at 03:36:04 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Majestic
hanwuu · 1 points · Posted at 03:37:43 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Looks like "new skill get". Well, I shouldn't watch this while having lunch😒
lirenotliar · 1 points · Posted at 03:38:38 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
2 tusks 1 trunk
The_Petalesharo · 1 points · Posted at 03:38:55 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Fresh
MonkeyPilot · 1 points · Posted at 03:39:16 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Must be the Philadelphia zoo.
RzK · 1 points · Posted at 03:40:51 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Elephants never forget
Paradise5551 · 1 points · Posted at 03:41:36 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
What a pain in the ass? Are the elephants enjoying it or what? I have so many questions I may not want answered...
Cham16 · 1 points · Posted at 03:45:26 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
u/stabbot
carrielxavier · 1 points · Posted at 03:46:52 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
lol
Joon01 · 1 points · Posted at 03:48:49 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
You think the elephant getting his plumbing cleaned out told Mario there that he had something in the pipe? Like, was he hooking a brother up? Or was Mario just reaching in there and checking around? Is there any kind of butt-plumbing hierarchy? Do you need a certain station or is it just a free-for-all on trunk spelunking?
ccheath · 1 points · Posted at 03:50:31 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Philadelphia zoo? #flyeaglesfly
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 03:51:20 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
So , on my mobile for like 2 months all these nsfw pics show as the censor pixels only
Anyone else?
coletrain396 · 1 points · Posted at 03:55:00 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Idk what you call the opposite of a fudge packer, but Jesus Christ.
oldme616 · 1 points · Posted at 03:57:50 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
This was one of the first videos I ever saw on the internet like 10 years ago. It was called An Elephant Never Forgets. And apparently neither do I.
Aegisuv · 1 points · Posted at 04:00:11 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
And he is just sitting there with his shit-eating grin, his nose in someone else's business...
arefx · 1 points · Posted at 04:02:27 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I've witnessed this (not this exact moment in the gif) first hand when I visited the zoo in Pittsburgh in I think it was 2011. Hilarious.
RIPHenchman24 · 1 points · Posted at 04:04:47 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
He was snacking on that shit like it was popcorn, like he was just hanging around having a snickers break.
timechuck · 1 points · Posted at 04:05:03 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Mirror please
emilyMartian · 1 points · Posted at 04:07:44 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Someone’s found the peanuts
howivewaited · 1 points · Posted at 04:08:34 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
....but why
Clovermunch · 1 points · Posted at 04:09:32 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
He has a little poo poo platter.
Catch_Here__ · 1 points · Posted at 04:11:28 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
They're obviously in captivity, but is the elephant starving? Why else would he literally reach into the asshole of another elephant and eat the shit?
fistmyberrybummle · 1 points · Posted at 04:11:43 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
What the fuck
muffparty · 1 points · Posted at 04:12:05 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
50 bucks the Smails kid picks his nose...
alfrednugent · 1 points · Posted at 04:14:52 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I don't know how to remove the pixelation. When I click it doesn't go away
Nagwell · 1 points · Posted at 04:21:14 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Elephants are incredibly intelligent creatures, so I wouldn't be surprised if this was behavior only found in ones in captivity. :(
Mines_Skyline · 1 points · Posted at 04:21:42 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Fresh out of the oven.
RexGalilae · 1 points · Posted at 04:26:13 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Imagine if humans did that. The idea of "soulmates" would be redefined
Jungian_Archetype · 1 points · Posted at 04:28:38 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOto5qYWgHg
LAKiwiGuy · 1 points · Posted at 04:30:45 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hey at least he didn’t eat shit off the ground ... that would be unsanitary!
tanisthemanis · 1 points · Posted at 04:34:17 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
W T F
craigwhyte · 1 points · Posted at 04:34:48 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
it's called 2nd harvest- animals will eat shit because it's not digested all the way
Thorn_Hand_Cannon · 1 points · Posted at 04:34:50 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Court order, you can't eat shit anymore.
JonBoyWhite · 1 points · Posted at 04:34:56 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Plucked fresh....
stickybuddz · 1 points · Posted at 04:35:54 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Just makes me think they aren't being fed correctly :'(
checkyminus · 1 points · Posted at 04:39:33 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
That's officially the worst thing I've seen all evening
NickMachiavelli · 1 points · Posted at 04:42:37 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Gives new meaning to the term brown nosing.
Also, my dog would have been proud.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 04:44:18 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
No!
Jones3619 · 1 points · Posted at 04:47:34 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Nom nom nom!
Beardia · 1 points · Posted at 04:50:23 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
When you got the munchies and you’ll eat anything.
AwkwardBomb · 1 points · Posted at 04:50:52 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Wow this is the fucking weirdest thing I’ve seen on this sub
DoctorDDandy · 1 points · Posted at 04:52:42 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I can't find an ascii face to express my level of what, send help plz
mokopo · 1 points · Posted at 04:52:49 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
What, you've never done this with your friends? No? Hah, me neither...
amygeek · 1 points · Posted at 04:55:42 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Cannot unsee. Brain broken. Oy.
Gman777 · 1 points · Posted at 05:00:21 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Such majestic beasts.
slavess · 1 points · Posted at 05:00:22 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I actually just puked.
reprobate0 · 1 points · Posted at 05:00:36 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Mmmmm fresh second harvest.
TheVoidInUsAll · 1 points · Posted at 05:02:41 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Grass again?
garybeard · 1 points · Posted at 05:03:08 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Horror movie: elephant breaks out of zoo, starts looking for new sources of unshat shit, pets start being found dead, ppl think its some human garbage/serial killer in training, ppl are now keeping pets inside, elephant hungers for poop, starts targetting ppl walking home, then homes, leaves tell tale footprints, they need an elephant hunter. Clint Eastwood enters frame. Takes tracker with him from africa, its Martin Ssempa. Martin wants him dead because he eat da poo poo
droctopu5 · 1 points · Posted at 05:04:09 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Man, if someone did that to me, like, when I was in line at the store or something, I'd turn around and, like, watch. Cuz that's crazy.
9nines9 · 1 points · Posted at 05:05:09 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Wtf. So much for elephants being "like us" .
hairlice · 1 points · Posted at 05:07:05 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Does this happen in the wild or?
2ND_Dinner · 1 points · Posted at 05:08:34 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
My god. Feed these elephants!
HBSL1CE · 1 points · Posted at 05:08:41 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yeah. I eat ass. What of it?
zordonaldo · 1 points · Posted at 05:10:17 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Turd Pod challenge
STRADI_THE_MIGHTY · 1 points · Posted at 05:13:48 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
"That's good shit man..."
SlamJammin64 · 1 points · Posted at 05:14:36 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Who is that for?
Gretch702 · 1 points · Posted at 05:16:37 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Oh look I found some Milk Duds!
iBrhom · 1 points · Posted at 05:16:40 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Why is this on daily mail?
Whoopteedoodoo · 1 points · Posted at 05:16:53 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
What’s the big deal? I had a dog that ate dogshit all the time. I will say that cleaning up thrown up dogshit was freaking nasty.
fuzzycuffs · 1 points · Posted at 05:21:04 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I need a shitty watercolor of this
homelessscootaloo · 1 points · Posted at 05:21:34 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Proof that homosexuality exists in nature.
fluffles724 · 2 points · Posted at 05:33:02 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Eating shit is gay?
homelessscootaloo · 1 points · Posted at 15:58:56 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yup, gross too
Look up the YouTube vid called Eat Da Poopoo
santafuckenjesusgod · 1 points · Posted at 05:28:53 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Proctolyphant
shouldhavebanged · 1 points · Posted at 05:28:56 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I wish someone could do this to me.
Jubenheim · 1 points · Posted at 05:29:55 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Elephant 1: "Eat shit"
Elephant 2: "K"
gigglesinchurch · 1 points · Posted at 06:11:24 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Forrest Gump, elephant version.
Jumaro · 1 points · Posted at 05:32:03 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Maybe it's from Germany.
Natchili · 1 points · Posted at 05:35:47 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Daily mail made an elephant eating shit into news?
fryskate · 1 points · Posted at 05:40:32 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Tusk deep!
CHRO92 · 1 points · Posted at 05:50:17 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I was gonna make fun of elephants for being supposedly "smart", but then I remembered the guy from the Cavs parade eating shit off the street.
nickatnite7 · 1 points · Posted at 05:53:52 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Well, this takes "eat the booty like groceries" to a whole new level.
Cranktique · 1 points · Posted at 05:54:00 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Where will you be when hunger strikes?
tmhoc · 1 points · Posted at 05:54:25 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
"So uhhhhh..... You finished eating that right? Ima just.... Help myself then"
stpk4 · 1 points · Posted at 05:58:28 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Ah so that's where the daily mail gets their content
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 06:04:51 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
When my coworkers eat my food.
DigitalSurfer000 · 1 points · Posted at 10:25:17 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
001dark-closet eats my ass the same way. He is a true bro.
Rieur · 1 points · Posted at 06:05:59 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Technically it isn't dirty if it didn't have a chance to get dirt on it.
froggymcfrogface · 1 points · Posted at 06:09:29 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Dear God why?!
Fineshrines2 · 1 points · Posted at 06:11:16 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
truly wtf but maybe they arent feeding the elephants well enough?
A_Harmless_Fly · 1 points · Posted at 06:11:17 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Soooo that one elephant was like yaaaaa soooo and then munch munch munch... cool everyone is coooool walk off.
Occamsbandaid · 1 points · Posted at 06:12:45 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
He wanted some corn...
Jaymageck · 1 points · Posted at 06:16:30 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I laughed at this for the entire duration. I hope I will always find eating poop funny.
ADIDAS247 · 1 points · Posted at 06:18:45 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Dear diary... jackpot!
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 06:19:31 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Why is every picture i click on now pixelated?
Hexy27 · 1 points · Posted at 06:22:57 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Fucking Eagles fans.
bretttylerwhite · 1 points · Posted at 06:25:40 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
show this to a kid thats had their lunch money stolen and tell them to be thankful..
UnholyPrepuce · 1 points · Posted at 06:26:13 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Looks like he hit the motherlode
BarbaricMind · 1 points · Posted at 06:30:24 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
That shit eating grin...
bryanrobh · 1 points · Posted at 06:31:04 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Turd burglar
rabidsnowman · 1 points · Posted at 06:31:28 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Captain Snufflebutts strikes again!
Dont_PM_me_ur_demoEP · 1 points · Posted at 06:34:34 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Ok, that's enough internet for today.
heebs4change · 1 points · Posted at 06:36:01 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Ass eatin szn
moofaloofah · 1 points · Posted at 06:37:18 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is making me rethink my totally original elephant tattoo.
maybeiamcursed · 1 points · Posted at 06:37:58 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Damn. Elephants eat ass.
DuelTermina1 · 1 points · Posted at 06:41:07 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
"You're not you when you're hungry."
rumcake_ · 1 points · Posted at 06:42:23 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
That shit eating grin
sjana1015 · 1 points · Posted at 06:42:49 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
"So THAT'S where I hid my bran muffin"
gerrioch1 · 1 points · Posted at 06:44:47 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Mm... Second harvest
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 07:07:40 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
doesn't get any fresher than that.
Dstacy123 · 1 points · Posted at 07:10:53 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Thug Life
TheOmnihil · 1 points · Posted at 07:11:30 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
How are the people filming not completely beside themselves? This isn't a light chuckle inducing spectacle, this is uproarious exclamation inducing.
NerdWithWit · 1 points · Posted at 07:15:42 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Anyone seen my keys?
ogtogaconvict · 1 points · Posted at 07:16:40 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Super bowl celebrations sure got wild at the Philadelphia Zoo.
gilMOAR · 1 points · Posted at 07:18:50 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Image is pixelated... mirror that works ?
BawSaq3 · 1 points · Posted at 07:19:16 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Can’t keep its nose out of the cookie jar.
Self_love_seal · 1 points · Posted at 07:19:56 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I mean, there's people that do that kind of stuff so who are we to judge.
Lol
Detholator · 1 points · Posted at 07:30:18 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
When you stick your nose up too deep into someone else's ass...
thefanciestcat · 1 points · Posted at 07:32:54 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
The one that's just watching might be the creepiest. Not the grossest, but the creepiest.
Rockcabbage · 1 points · Posted at 07:35:01 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
must be an eagles fan
CarryBot · 1 points · Posted at 07:35:57 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Let’s not ignore the elephant in the room.
Thedoctorjedi · 1 points · Posted at 07:39:52 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Peanuts.
eXtrafidelity · 1 points · Posted at 07:42:46 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
This one on the right side doesn't give a shit. Oh, wait...
jugglingllama · 1 points · Posted at 07:43:52 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I expect to see this in Madagascar 7.
bakerboi1902 · 1 points · Posted at 07:46:21 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
He literally stole his shit
SystemError69 · 1 points · Posted at 07:47:40 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
"Elephants are so smart they remember every rock they walk past".
Hey remember that one time you ate another guy's shit?
Dropped_C · 1 points · Posted at 07:52:02 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
nature is sooo beautiful!
FeartheReign87 · 1 points · Posted at 08:00:17 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Worst ventriloquist ever.
Young_Thugion · 1 points · Posted at 08:01:10 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I.. don't think I needed to see that ..
Incrediblefaulkk · 1 points · Posted at 08:02:48 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Why did I have to watch that, so much regret. Hahaha
generaldingles · 1 points · Posted at 08:03:21 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Imagine the smell
erichhaubrich · 1 points · Posted at 08:03:28 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Helping a brother out.
PreciousBoop · 1 points · Posted at 08:04:03 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Nature is so... beautiful?
NotGloomp · 1 points · Posted at 08:08:40 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Now that's a French elephant.
a-Mei-zing- · 1 points · Posted at 08:30:53 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
That was something I didn't need to see today....
craysavage · 1 points · Posted at 08:31:25 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Another eagle's fan caught on camera!
jack_the1 · 1 points · Posted at 08:33:13 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Annual prostate exam... So what?
btcftw1 · 1 points · Posted at 08:51:26 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
still better than the tide pod challenge
centopus · 1 points · Posted at 08:56:44 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I do believe they check for fertility that way.
mackduck · 1 points · Posted at 09:06:53 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Are Elephants like rabbits? I’m assuming that still has nutrition in?
Stuvland · 1 points · Posted at 09:16:49 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
its all those drugs they give to "balance" the animals at the zoo
jwoo2023 · 1 points · Posted at 09:25:23 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
"Eat shit!"
"wait no stop"
Kenomahn · 1 points · Posted at 09:28:36 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
So majestic.
ToxicFruit · 1 points · Posted at 09:30:29 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is not babyelephantgifs...
CANNOT__BE__STOPPED · 1 points · Posted at 09:33:19 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
John McAfee?
albelambe · 1 points · Posted at 09:34:02 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Scat play
yummypunani · 1 points · Posted at 10:06:43 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Confirmed. 2 Elephants 1 Ass.
punisher2404 · 1 points · Posted at 10:07:33 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Oh that's Micky he's the one that eats shit.
KindofRelatable · 1 points · Posted at 10:25:35 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
“Don’t eat it, don’t eat it, don’t eat it, oooohhh he ate it”
reality72 · 1 points · Posted at 10:43:40 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
So who’s hungry?
coolcat8 · 1 points · Posted at 10:53:46 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
what a shitty thing to do
Sith_Man_Angry_Guy · 1 points · Posted at 11:49:07 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Auto play sound? Fuck you.
Jovian09 · 1 points · Posted at 12:18:47 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
nooooo
Necroqubus · 1 points · Posted at 12:21:32 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
This such an old repost - oldie but goodie
monteimpala · 1 points · Posted at 12:24:46 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
This video just cured my hiccups!
steadyshecomes · 1 points · Posted at 12:34:15 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
u/wubadubdub123
themacmeister · 1 points · Posted at 13:14:38 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I got really lucky with my open tabs layout while viewing this...
https://imgur.com/a/Yi7tb
Malcolmpargin · 1 points · Posted at 13:54:22 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
well, he really got right in there didn't he?
_dauntless · 1 points · Posted at 14:26:34 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Eagles Fan Elephant Ecstatic Over Super Bowl Victory
hanonicaro · 1 points · Posted at 15:16:18 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
two elephants, one cup.
Casualview · 1 points · Posted at 16:00:52 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
This has to be one of the most messed up things I've ever seen and I've been on the internet since the mid 90's
LL37MOH · 1 points · Posted at 16:40:08 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Am I the only one laughing at him breathing through his mouth while his trunk is up there?
wricketywreckedc137 · 1 points · Posted at 17:23:35 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Farcry DLC
RiodeJaneiro-BR · 1 points · Posted at 17:41:09 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
É FRESQUINHO!
Adam_kav · 1 points · Posted at 17:59:11 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
NSFL
abdulqayyum · 1 points · Posted at 18:09:30 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
WTF!
BreatheMyStink · 1 points · Posted at 18:10:28 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Coprophage the Elephant.
eror_404 · 1 points · Posted at 18:31:45 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is probably animal version of two Girls one cup.
kaskilly · 1 points · Posted at 19:02:40 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Who knew that elephants also had poop fetishes?
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 20:16:46 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
2 'phants, one trunk
fedsneighbor · 1 points · Posted at 20:31:19 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Two elephants one cup...
swimfastalex · 1 points · Posted at 00:18:50 on February 10, 2018 · (Permalink)
u/vredditmirrorbot
BLOOM_ND · 1 points · Posted at 00:22:12 on February 10, 2018 · (Permalink)
I couldn't stop laughing at this
Catalclyst · 1 points · Posted at 02:23:04 on February 10, 2018 · (Permalink)*
An elephant never forgets, and I certainly won't either.
Timewarpwarrior · 1 points · Posted at 02:40:25 on February 10, 2018 · (Permalink)
okay but that's me shoving my fat hand down a Pringles can
shocken08 · 1 points · Posted at 04:13:08 on February 10, 2018 · (Permalink)
Always recycle
SheDoesntDoucheIt · 1 points · Posted at 04:47:59 on February 10, 2018 · (Permalink)
That's gotta beat Boomer Esiason's record with Aaron Rodgers
witty_observer · 1 points · Posted at 08:31:35 on February 10, 2018 · (Permalink)
:O
SEOitPhD · 1 points · Posted at 08:59:39 on February 10, 2018 · (Permalink)
Seems like "Elephant Centipede" might be an interesting concept
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 23:58:03 on February 10, 2018 · (Permalink)
no. no. NO!
PewPewPickleFk · 1 points · Posted at 00:42:54 on February 12, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hey WTF man I was still digesting that
AndrewnotJackson · 1 points · Posted at 01:00:05 on February 12, 2018 · (Permalink)
What the fuck
Iamnotburgerking · 1 points · Posted at 03:42:33 on February 12, 2018 · (Permalink)
u/remotectrl
Captain_Hi_Top · 1 points · Posted at 05:22:23 on February 12, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'm impressed, to be honest.
haragoshi · 1 points · Posted at 18:25:30 on February 12, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's called trunking
Ishamisms · 1 points · Posted at 23:20:33 on February 12, 2018 · (Permalink)
Now that's how you eat the booty.
Jthurm15 · 1 points · Posted at 05:10:09 on February 13, 2018 · (Permalink)
Elephants out here eating ass, and I can't get a text back
slashitstud · 1 points · Posted at 12:25:56 on February 13, 2018 · (Permalink)
3 words What the fuck....
Adamant94 · 1 points · Posted at 13:43:57 on February 13, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is the very definition of brown-nosing.
-ICantThinkOfOne- · 1 points · Posted at 20:20:50 on February 13, 2018 · (Permalink)
"What in the actual ass?" -Deadpool
MMMBBBo1 · 1 points · Posted at 06:38:34 on February 14, 2018 · (Permalink)
mmm tasty
AntimatterAccord · 1 points · Posted at 07:19:15 on February 14, 2018 · (Permalink)
So girthy. Much wow.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 21:08:23 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)*
[deleted]
DrunkPython · 1 points · Posted at 02:14:58 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://j.gifs.com/KZEmgz.gif
Sheep-Dog · 2 points · Posted at 21:36:36 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
That Eagles fan is back at it.
DrunkPython · 2 points · Posted at 02:13:21 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://j.gifs.com/KZEmgz.gif
XxCloudSephiroth69xX · 1 points · Posted at 21:43:28 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This elephant is clearly an Eagles fan.
dryst04 · 1 points · Posted at 21:51:25 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
this elephant is obviously an eagles fan
believeblycool · 1 points · Posted at 20:07:47 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Genuinely made me say "what the fuck" x2
Crispy_socks241 · 1 points · Posted at 20:24:55 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
An elephant never forgets the nourishment of his buddy's asshole.
wtfburritoo · 1 points · Posted at 20:27:09 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Holy shit...
JonerPwner · 3 points · Posted at 21:07:42 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
No that’s elephant shit.
AChocolateMiniroll · 1 points · Posted at 20:52:04 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is what you call a Turdburglar!
Demomanx · 1 points · Posted at 20:52:11 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Is the Elephant's name Shooter McGavin?
Link182x · 1 points · Posted at 20:55:09 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
These elephants must be from Philly
zak_on_reddit · 1 points · Posted at 21:05:56 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
2 girls 1 cup made me throw up in my mouth a little.
This made me laugh out loud.
Gotta love the difference.
beckoning_cat · 1 points · Posted at 21:10:04 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
The comments don't disappoint.
OP_William · 1 points · Posted at 21:13:45 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This was disturbing to watch on the shitter
Rjmcc87 · 1 points · Posted at 21:15:07 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is why I come here
Plebsy_Mcplebster · 1 points · Posted at 21:16:08 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I was trying to think of a witty comment for this but WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK???
Gorram_Reavers · 1 points · Posted at 21:17:51 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Two Elephants, one trunk.
coopsdad10 · 1 points · Posted at 21:19:46 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Maybe its favorite football or basketball team just won a championship.
snorkiebarbados · 1 points · Posted at 21:21:16 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's how the government works
sothrncalguy · 0 points · Posted at 21:26:24 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Greatest comment EVER!!!!
Mharkan · 1 points · Posted at 21:22:34 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were done with that."
Nachothe1 · 1 points · Posted at 21:23:13 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Thanks for that NSFW tag, BRO!
ovokedro · 1 points · Posted at 21:25:30 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Taking “shit faced” to a whole new level
robbingrichtopaypaul · 1 points · Posted at 21:25:37 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
2 elephants, 1... oh, nevermind...
vulcan8888 · 1 points · Posted at 21:32:38 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Gotta say, not my proudest fap
daaave33 · 1 points · Posted at 21:34:52 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
If it fits, I eat shits.
beenpimpin · 1 points · Posted at 21:36:10 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Seeing this in the wild would make me think "ha ha, that's crazy!". But seeing it in a zoo is more like "captivity has driven these elephants insane. That's so fucked up".
peanuttown · 1 points · Posted at 21:39:14 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
That or it makes you wonder if they are being fed well enough...
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 21:42:15 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
/r/gifsthatendtoolate
kelamity · 1 points · Posted at 21:43:14 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Between this and the gifs from the eagles celebration there has been way too much poop eating on my reddit feed for the month...
reddit-err · 1 points · Posted at 21:46:25 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/LBTo_LYiKbM
nebulamaker · 1 points · Posted at 21:48:40 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Must be a Philly fan
CeilingUnlimited · 1 points · Posted at 21:56:50 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
EaglesFans
Crulo · 1 points · Posted at 22:00:42 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I didn’t know elephants were Eagles fans?!?
DrEvil007 · 1 points · Posted at 22:01:57 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Philly fan confirmed.
paximperia · 1 points · Posted at 22:02:18 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Why does nearly every comment on this post have a problem with down votes?
dovvv · 1 points · Posted at 22:09:41 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Wow I'm fucking scarred....
Could you at least have attempted to prepare me with a nsfw tag??
cats-pyjamas · 1 points · Posted at 22:14:05 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Honest to god, I just opened Reddit, this was THE first thing I opened at the top of my home page. What the actual fuck. I click and I think Im done for the day
wolfherdtreznor · 1 points · Posted at 22:19:46 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I guess the bar has been risen. That's what to aim for the next time a team wins the Superbowl during 'celebrating'.
dilettante5 · 1 points · Posted at 22:24:10 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Is that an Eagles fan?
yourmansconnect · 1 points · Posted at 22:30:33 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Why can't I see any nsfw on mobile? It's all pixelated
rassisch · 1 points · Posted at 22:41:50 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Must be an Eagles fan.
Fuzzy_Ramone · 1 points · Posted at 23:01:35 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
TFW you watch this while you are mid-shit.
MeddlingMike · 1 points · Posted at 23:28:29 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
2 Elephants, 1 Trunk.
roselan · 1 points · Posted at 00:00:44 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
2 trumps 1 hole
sealdave · 1 points · Posted at 00:12:25 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
The state of the Republican party since Trump took over. They are going straight to his shithole for their sustenance.
I_CARGO_200_RUSSIA · 1 points · Posted at 00:28:08 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Nunes producing a republican "memo"
aBitFantastic · 1 points · Posted at 06:35:40 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Don't eat it.... Don't eat it.... Goddamn it
TheDongerNeedsFood · 0 points · Posted at 21:31:21 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
So that was an elephant that was celebrating the Eagles' superbowl victory...
dfcHeadChair · -2 points · Posted at 20:40:40 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This guy's an Eagles fan
DrunkPython · 2 points · Posted at 02:12:38 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://j.gifs.com/KZEmgz.gif
GarysTeeth · -3 points · Posted at 20:37:28 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
now WITH peanuts!
bigern305 · -2 points · Posted at 21:32:01 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
must be an eagles fan
DrunkPython · 1 points · Posted at 02:13:10 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://j.gifs.com/KZEmgz.gif
[deleted] · 0 points · Posted at 00:53:51 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Put animals in inhumane and disgusting situations and surprise, they act differently.
Heres to hoping there's a stampede and all these fucks die brutal deaths.
Nancok · 3 points · Posted at 00:55:29 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Elephants eat poop normally...
[deleted] · -1 points · Posted at 01:00:20 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Come on dude extrapolate a little ya dumb fuck.
TyrekL · 2 points · Posted at 02:06:20 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Spot the vegan
atucker88 · 0 points · Posted at 21:35:42 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Are these Philedelphia elephants?
DrunkPython · 1 points · Posted at 02:13:28 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://j.gifs.com/KZEmgz.gif
Itch_the_ditch · -3 points · Posted at 21:37:02 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I didn’t know elephants are Eagles fans
circuit_icon · 1 points · Posted at 21:39:14 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Fucking Eagles fans.
TheBiles · -3 points · Posted at 21:39:51 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
The elephant is just an Eagles fan.
AlexS101 · -1 points · Posted at 21:43:38 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Philly fans are everywhere.
DrunkPython · 1 points · Posted at 02:15:46 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://j.gifs.com/KZEmgz.gif
JanderVK · -3 points · Posted at 19:44:42 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Next time someone says to me that elephants are smart. :reminds myself that humans eat shit too: Nevermind...
Jakuskrzypk · 5 points · Posted at 19:55:40 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Or drink it... there is this coffee bean that some animal eats, shirts out and humans pick it up and make coffee out of
baunce · -1 points · Posted at 03:36:21 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
I find this so sad. I couldn't see a wild elephant doing this: only man could make an animal behave this way. Held captive and bored out of its wits, no doubt.
bear-boi · 3 points · Posted at 06:05:47 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
The elephants digestive system is pretty poor at extracting nutrients from the grasses they eat. A lot of undigested grass passes through the gut to be expelled as dung. Elephants (and other animals) are known to eat their own dung to re-digest unprocessed food. The young elephants also do this, because their intestinal tract hasn't got all the right bacteria it needs yet to process food.
Schimmel · -3 points · Posted at 20:11:14 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
At least he didn´t ate if off the ground.
qubist1 · -3 points · Posted at 21:02:47 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I don't know why I upvoted this, but I most certainly did.
Razziel79 · 0 points · Posted at 20:11:11 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Oh men those peanuts!!! Glad you don't chew your meal!!
anonymoushero1 · 0 points · Posted at 20:27:06 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
When I asked if you eat ass this is NOT what I meant
Steve3sc · 0 points · Posted at 21:02:37 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
That fucking smirk will haunt me to my dying day. Good God almighty..
theblingbling · 0 points · Posted at 21:03:06 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'm gonna take a shit. WELL DON'T TAKE ONE OF MINE!
Mardak5150 · 0 points · Posted at 21:12:07 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I have a permanent grimace now.
[deleted] · 0 points · Posted at 21:17:51 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Holy fuck just kill it. There's no redeeming that.
ojenkzy · 0 points · Posted at 21:18:29 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I couldn’t help but laugh in disgust
falconbox · 0 points · Posted at 21:24:03 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
"wtf man"
My exact reaction whenever someone uses Reddit's video uploader.
thegreattriscuit · 0 points · Posted at 21:26:54 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Look at that shit-eatin' grin!
noNoParts · 0 points · Posted at 21:27:54 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I said what the fuck three times, each one getting louder than the previous.
Wimachtendink · 0 points · Posted at 21:28:32 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
silly
Farpafraf · 0 points · Posted at 21:28:48 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
WTF
DRmann13 · 0 points · Posted at 21:35:31 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
God dammit
thumbs27 · 0 points · Posted at 21:48:00 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
You missed a perfectly good opportunity to title this "two elephants one trunk"
phoonie98 · 0 points · Posted at 21:48:55 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
yo quiero taco bell
awake283 · 0 points · Posted at 21:50:46 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I thought elephants were supposed to be smart?
BuckFritzl · 0 points · Posted at 21:51:42 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
another fine piece by dailymail, good work lads.
squarerootofnothing · 0 points · Posted at 21:56:31 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
WE PAY CASH FOR VIDEOS
mewyou · 0 points · Posted at 21:58:23 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is what i mean when i say im not worried about so called "inteligent" animals"
shphunk · 0 points · Posted at 22:00:43 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Welp, there goes my opinion about elephants being cute and smart.
SomeHairyGuy · 0 points · Posted at 22:00:46 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I could happily have gone my whole life without seeing that
liger666 · 0 points · Posted at 22:01:09 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
2 girls 1 trunk?
Porter_Dog · 0 points · Posted at 23:05:55 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Welp. I WTF'd
GrossGore · 0 points · Posted at 23:09:52 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
i threw up fuck sake
Zidkins · 0 points · Posted at 23:35:16 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Jon Snow??
municy · 0 points · Posted at 23:35:30 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
omg they are r/justlikeus
Neutr4lNumb3r · 0 points · Posted at 23:35:48 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/woaFtIp.jpg
ryecrow · 0 points · Posted at 23:53:37 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I hate animals.
ncfctim · 0 points · Posted at 00:24:09 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Two girls one cup?
apaulo13 · 0 points · Posted at 03:37:08 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hardy durrr eagles joke durrr im so witty hurr durrr football uhh hahaha
j_wil · 0 points · Posted at 05:15:30 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Awe...Ike and Tina have been reincarnated!
JohnnyMalo · 0 points · Posted at 05:53:10 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Didn’t know there were retarded elephants.
FreeFlood · 0 points · Posted at 06:19:30 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
And on your right : A Trump voter looking at the last speech of his favorite.
CpITpJnX · 0 points · Posted at 06:26:26 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Does this count as fisting?
Sultry_Llama_Of_Doom · 0 points · Posted at 08:29:01 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Holy shitsnacks!
[deleted] · 0 points · Posted at 10:25:43 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
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greenSixx · 1 points · Posted at 13:41:33 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
You dont know that.
Exportforce · 0 points · Posted at 11:44:16 on February 9, 2018 · (Permalink)
Just curiosity... How is this a screenshot? It's a video not a picture of a picture... And how is this gore? Gore means brutal stuff with blood, bones and internal organs o.o
BenDover333 · -1 points · Posted at 20:35:32 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Poor thing must be hungry... wouldn't eat shit if it wasn't starving...
Bdsaints1 · -1 points · Posted at 21:15:33 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Well for the first time, I've found something that makes me go full Myra Licht. Bravo.
PoorLikaFatWalletLst · -1 points · Posted at 21:30:30 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Needs NSFL tag. GAAAAAG!
[deleted] · -2 points · Posted at 21:31:41 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
2 Elephants 1 Trunk
slver6 · -2 points · Posted at 21:47:14 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/SG2Xofs.jpg
UnicornNYEH · -2 points · Posted at 21:49:50 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
My reaction to this.
https://youtu.be/31g0YE61PLQ
ONXwat · -2 points · Posted at 21:53:51 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
holy shit snacks
xXPlexalXx · -2 points · Posted at 22:02:34 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
nsfw maybe?
RosinMan024 · -2 points · Posted at 23:19:54 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
I wonder what it is like to be so hungry that you feel like you have to eat feces to get nutrition.
Their keepers may want to consider feeding them more often instead of starving them to the point where they are eating each other feces.
dew_wino_hue · -2 points · Posted at 23:23:12 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Must be an eagles fan
bearofoats · -2 points · Posted at 23:42:15 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
That elephant must be an Eagles fan.
Creature-teacher · -2 points · Posted at 23:42:30 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Eagles fan????
GarysTeeth · -3 points · Posted at 20:37:38 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
now WITH peanuts!
Catchingtrees · -3 points · Posted at 21:30:25 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Eagles fans....
jmad1211 · -2 points · Posted at 22:00:01 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
Must be an eagles fan
GarysTeeth · -3 points · Posted at 20:38:01 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
now WITH peanuts!
imbuto348 · -4 points · Posted at 21:30:03 on February 8, 2018 · (Permalink)
This is actually something that also humans should do. I do this everyevery other day with my wife and I assure you it always feels like the first time.