DORITOS "FINGER CLEANER" - 2014 CRASH THE SUPER BOWL FINALIST
Finger Cleaner made the top 5 finalists in the 2014 Doritos Crash the Super Bowl contest! Cheers everyone. It was wild.
Written & Directed by Tom Noakes
Belinda DEAN - Producer Sam GLISSAN - Billy - Mechanic Michael GENCHER - Don - Mechanic Jay FINOCCHIARO - Rob - Mechanic Renzo BELLATO - Finger Cleaner
Production Company: Photoplay Films Casting Director: Leon Fryer, i4 Casting 1st AD: Lucy Gaffy DOP: James Brown Art Director: Ian Kanik Camera Assist: Oliver Braslin
Gaffer: Scott Leeson Best Boy: Bede Corbin Grip: Kristian Bruneteau Sound Recordist: Terry Kelly Standby Props: Andy Cantrell Make Up Artist: Dee Francis
Art Assist/Runner: Ash Wing Model Makers: Yippee Ki Yay Grade: Billy Wychgel Online: Frame Set Match
dbl_dbl ยท 1222 points ยท Posted at 00:41:08 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's been a few times over the past few years where I thought of it sporadically and had to look it up for a rewatch, usually every year on June 43rd.
*Edited to say this is my favorite, instead of "this is mine". Didn't want to imply that I made or had anything to do with the commercial.
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Starring: John Ramsey, Jimmie Roulette, Matt Sadler, Liz Waters, Maggie Maye, & Ashley Adams
JKSwift ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 04:00:44 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well I suppose I've just spent the better part of an hour watching corn chip ads and now I could definitely go for some Nacho Cheese, Cool Ranch or even the new Salsa Verde Flavored Doritios (now with flavor blast) or any of the other fine products of the Frito Lay corporation so who am I to argue.
Well, it's good, isn't it? Maybe this is the best way for advertising to work. It prioritizes quality content, which I think is a huge problem in television advertising. I mean, look at how excited people get to see the ads on tv during the super bowl. Clearly, with the proper attention, advertising can be made to be enjoyable. If the people have the option of watching an ad, and the system incentivizes quality advertising content, both sides should win.
I've watched like six dorito ads in this thread already and I'm about to search for more. That's a win win to me.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:05 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, if you enjoy watching advertising it's a good thing.
Well, advertising pays for a lot of the things on the internet. If we as consumers can find a method of advertising that offers us leverage into the interchange, if we can convince the advertisers that we'll take the 45% most interesting of the ads, then they might do it. And between the two parties we've created a model that works for both, and we can continue to enjoy the many free services we as internet users utilize.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:16 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, if you enjoy watching advertising that's a good thing.
I feel like you're implying that you don't enjoy ads, and I mean to say that neither do I. In a perfect world, we wouldn't need advertisers. Then again, in a perfect world we wouldn't need financiers at all, but they're a necessary component of the internet, unless you're willing to switch to a pay-per-service sort of thing, which I hope we can agree would not be preferable. Having to pay 99ยข to see the weather sounds awful.
Even if you don't enjoy watching ads, like me, this plan would be ideal because it provides the services we want while appeasing the aspect of the system that cannot be removed, the advertisers.
It now occurs to me that my comment might seem to suggest that I made the commercial. When I said "this is mine" I meant that it was "my favorite" in response to the previous poster saying which was his favorite. Shit. Now I feel bad.
Oh, don't feel bad! It's hilarious, and I liked it a lot. And, actually,now that you say that, in reading again, you were following suit with everyone posting their favorite. I can't read in context! But, so what. I say it's yours now. It's the internet. If facts didn't get all kinds of jumbled, we'd live in a better world where Donald Trump couldn't be president!
Like, they actually couldn't remember their anniversary but one in 365 odds were just too damn risky for them on that shit. Had to make up a fake day. "June 43rd" "Smarch firth!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:37 on January 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Think it would've been funnier had one of the contestants lost at the end by inadvertently guessing the Anniversary day correctly. Have 10-15 seconds of them telling (obvious) lies, end with that, laughs all 'round.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:25 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This was my friends submission. He wrote and directed it. Definitely shouldve won. It had like 3 million more views than the others from memory. I would say it's definitely better as well but that's subjective
I cant thank you enough for posting this. It had me laughing like an asshole for far too long. You have brought a new happiness to me and my family. Bless you.
Nick246 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:20 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love a good glory hole.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:06:26 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shit had me weak!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:37 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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bkaybee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:46 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:47:23 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have met the directors brother, but I doubt very much whether I would know any of his friends. He would be a fair bit younger as from memory he had his 21st either this year or last year and I am 29. Also we are in different states (Sydney and Brisbane)
TehRawrz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:22 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I find it amusing that the ASPCA commercials are so annoying that people would rather donate money to stop the commercials from happening than to the ASPCA. Shows about how well telling someone "You're a shitty person. Now gives us money" works.
The worst part is, VERY little of the money donated goes to actual shelters. ASPCA is not a good charity to donate to. Donate directly to local shelters, instead.
Edit: Actually, it's the Humane Society of the United States that does this, not the ASPCA. I still recommend going to your local shelter and donating.
Bomrman ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 01:17:28 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is definitely the correct answer.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:18:52 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because that would make your dick turn into a thousand unicorns.
VIIIMan ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:10:55 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm still not seeing a down side to this.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:00:40 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because Mclachlan doesn't want your penis. She doesn't want anyone's penis. In fact she would be willing to sex up Alyssa Milano on that puppy skin rug.
coinaday ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:31:40 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not seeing a problem here.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:19:48 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alyssa; no hesitation.
backfatt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:07 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Has anyone else noticed a sharp increase in those types of commercials on tv? Children, dogs, elephants. They play constantly now. It feels like there's at least one or two every commercial break.
Is it much different than CoC? I always here about these sort of games and how they aren't horrible. I kinda want to play it, but will I have to invest 100s of dollars and hours just to get anywhere?
ToxDoc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:17 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've actually never played Clash of Clans. A guy I work with has spent over 1K on that game. I'm told many of the mechanics are different.
You can play Boom Beach without spending anything. The middle game gets a bit frustrating if you haven't prepared yourself with a good strategy...usually all offense or all defense. The people who try to balance the two are usually the most frustrated and likely to spend money.
I'm on Reddit during a commercial break and I'm trying really hard to focus on my phone to block out the ASPCA ad currently playing on the Food Network. Fuck these guilt trip spots.
This was the episode that finally convinced me to start playing Warcraft... I'm 7 years sober now.
No matter how many two week free trials Blizzard throws my way. My level 70 affliction speced shadow weave armored orc warlock will forever remain on ice... Man those were good times chain fear DoTing... I should log in some time just to see what's changed.
Just want to see the new specialization trees. That couldn't hurt...
Also I've got a wife and two toddlers that preclude any online gaming. I'm glad I never saw a single PandaPerson...
Misstord ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:06:07 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same here man. Some of my friends played wow and showed it to me and got me intrested in playing. Later alot more friends started playing and suddenly we were 20 irl friends from school all playing and lvling in the Crossroads, good times.
As for logging in and see what's changed dont get your hopes up:/
I stopped because after the first expansion petered out I got bored. Nothing will ever replace that feeling of being lost in the barrens as a noob and feeling overwhelmed by the enormity of the world and the insurmountable task to reach lvl 60
Also decided that I wanted to get a girlfriend.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:43:46 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
S10E08 - Make Love, Not Warcraft
WEIGHED ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:46:45 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
XD THERE WAS A DANSIN DORETO DAT DA DEVIL SMASHT N HE KILLED THE SITSTR AND THE MOM AND SNORTED DORETO HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHQHAHAHAHHAHAH THE KIDS WAS LIKE FUCK UUUU DAD LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LE PENGUIN OF DORETO HOLDZZZ UP SPORNK MAD OF DOETROS
Dan479 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:31:36 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Making an ad specifically designed for only a few people to "get it" makes it a pretty shitty ad, hence another reason why it indeed lost.
Agreed. I see more people get upset by offended people than I see offended people. What gives?
ajrc0re ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:55:40 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They haven't invaded your circles YET. as someone who got invaded by them they are annoying as fuck and all over the shit I like.
halr9000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:20 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Buddy and I have an ongoing argument about this happening particularly on Facebook. He thinks it's a conspiracy, I think it's a self-selection-bias-by-algorithm.
On Reddit, it would not work the same way. Maybe the triggered ones "browse on -1" as we used to say on Slashdot many years ago.
cvillano ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:38:43 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit can there be any comment thread where someone doesn't take a joke too fucking seriously and get offended like a little bitch boy and then cry about it by saying "holy shit can't there be any thread without .."
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:46:05 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think you yourself are getting too worked up over it, too.
You'd even get people to watch past 5 seconds in youtube. The initial hand slap happens in just under 4 seconds, enough to hook someone enough to watch the rest.
memtiger ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 00:21:31 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The main problem with commercials is that they repeat CONSTANTLY over and over. It's one of the reasons why the Super Bowl commercials do so well. They're all fresh. I wouldn't want to watch this commercial 5 times a day either.
Additionally there's a reason why commercials aren't made like this. It's geared toward people in their teens and early 20s. The same group of people that don't have money to spend on product.
Poor and young people are probably Doritos primary demographic. None of the people I know with money buy that crap, they eat healthy and are active.
memtiger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:59 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm 36. Eat them about every other day (and shamefully will make myself sick eating a half bag as a meal sometimes). And i just ran a half marathon last month. I know I'm in the minority though.
Regardless, parents buy them for kids and parties all the time.
Thats clearly not what he was saying haha. Just that they are better off advertising to those with statistically more money to spend. I'm in college, my paycheck is only 160 bucks once every two weeks so I only have like 20 bucks to spend on snacks for 2 weeks. Assuming i'm not ONLY buying Doritos, that's not a lot of business for one company, so their advertising dollars are wasted on me. This is opposed to someone who can afford to walk into the store 3x a week and buy 4 different types of chips to share with a family of 4 or 5 plus friends that they can afford to host and feed. Just makes sense to advertise to those who are much more likely to have more money and more people to feed.
Once again I must disagree. People that actually have money do not typically buy Doritos, or other junk food for that matter. Even given your exceptionally low weekly snack budget, it's not unlikely that a good portion of that will be spent on chips.
operatar ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:16 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How many people over the teenage and 20'ish years do you know who eat Doritos? And don't smoke pot.
Probably a few. But not NEARLY as many within that range that do, broke or not. Doritos rock, fuck you dad!
memtiger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:39:02 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Teens and college age kids are going to buy Doritos regardless. They don't need a targeted commercial telling them to do it. It's called "preaching to the choir".
Meanwhile, older people/parents need the commercials to tell them they taste delicious enough that they are worth it and their kids will love them more.
....not that a Doritos devil will come down and kill them and make their kids hate them.
icyone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:09 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hulu has (or had, anyway) some good ads that take advantage of their skip ad button. I enjoyed the Sam Jackson Capital One ad where the button pops up and he says something like "do you want to skip this ad? Only if you don't like saving blahblahblah". I watched in its entirety every time because I appreciated that it was cognizant of its medium.
[deleted] ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 23:58:12 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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Borsaid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:58:28 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Some of it has a purpose though. Like did you know in alcohol commercials they can't show people putting the drink to their lips. If you notice it always cuts away before showing the people drinking it. Instead it's just them holding it smiling. This is for the kids so they don't see people drinking it. I'm in my late 20's now and I still go to bars to buy a drink only to hold it and smile.
I was listening to the commentarfor the episode of The Simpsons where Homer smokes pot and I remember them laughing about how they could show Homer holding the joint and lighting it but not the mysterious last step of putting it to his lips.
Maybe the production value in this contest entry was just so bad that your "hivemind" detector fired into high gear with something along the lines of "Hey at least actual advertising is actually, ah, actually sensical and doesn't assault ALL of my senses in an effort to demonstrate how' edgy' it is!"
if all commercials were like this, it wouldn't be funny. This was only funny in the context of some guy sending this to some corporate folks and then them having to watch it. If companies aired this kind of shit for real it would seem really pandering
Yea there would, I hate watching the same shit over and over even if it's funny
IRNobody ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:36 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sure there would. It's mildly amusing once. But have it pop up as a full page over what you're trying to view a couple of times and see how entertaining it is.
seriously if they made commercials like this they would sell more. put fuck you dad and that kids face on the bag and so many dumb kids would buy it just for their snapchats
nitram9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:28 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, there's still the annoying load times. Honestly, performance is the number 1 reason I use adblock.
Also of course after you've seen it a few times you won't want to see it again. If every time you saw a commercial was the first time you saw it then they'd be a lot more bearable.
losian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:00 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would block it twice at fast. Not because it's "offensive" but because it's plain unfunny.
Misiok ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:17 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Exacly what I don't understand. If you try to make your commercial be realistic, why do you force that poor bastard to keep repeating the name of your shit with a fucking visible oral (TM) next to it, every single time it mentions it?
Can't be fun, can't be realistic just drab and shitty. As if they forgot that interesting catches the eye.
Wow, I'm in awe over how many friends you must have and how intelligent you must be
-Mikee ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:59:56 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"I don't understand the humor in this at all, therefore it's shit and so is everyone who does understand it. I'm better than them, because I'm the type of person who thinks they are better than everyone, and express it by being negative about everything". - CrimpsAndCastles, 2016
Yeah I'm sure loads of impressionable youths will become addicted to snorting snack foods because of this, so irresponsible of them. I lost my college roommate to a chex mix OD, just horrible.
They aren't that hot, the 3rd degree burn Doritos were way, way hotter and damn tastier as well. The rolled Doritos lack the surface area for having a perfect taste.
I once entered a commercial contest for a local bank. It also lost because it "wasn't the message they were looking for" and "promoted illegal drug dealing activities" so I really feel your pain man.
einargud ยท 77 points ยท Posted at 01:31:20 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hate to be the one who tells you this but.. I don't think that's the reason you lost. Sorry bro.
Well I'm not an advertising executive or anything, but the reason you didn't win is probably because the actor playing the dad looked way too young to have adult children.
I think the OP did win, considering they are most likely a native marketing contractor working for Frito Lay.
expected replies: "There's NO way Frito Lay would support an ad like this". Well, you better rethink your assumptions, because marketing works different these days.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:13:58 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:44:44 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Im still wondering why this is in wtf and not funny.
Umm, this wasn't made by Frito Lay, it was made by jaywinebrenner.com. It clearly explains this in the video description. Now, this is an ad by Frito Lay, in that they "paid" Jay Winebrenner with a promise of a million dollars, but no money changed hands for this to be made.
I see you also don't want to say it's full name in fear the bot that tells you it has been delayed is actually Gabe watching...waiting...laughing...and pushing it back.
At some point people are going to treating it like voldemort and start shhing people who almost say it!
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:26:44 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
3 sides in a triangle. Illuminati confirmed
zBaer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:19 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty accurate portrayal of Houston in that album art too. Death looming over everything and dog-sized cockroaches running wild through the city is pretty spot on.
I don't mind metal where I cannot understand the lyrics, but this wasn't really my style. It might be something I'd have a blast moshing to live though :)
lasyke3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:43 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mainly upvoted this video for this reason. Too bad they broke up before they could do a proper East Coast tour. Their only show out this way was not to their best abilities.
blekkja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:23 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Have that LP and it is a thing of beauty. Am envious of that shirt. Might have to see if I can get myself one.
That's the genius part of this contest, now you've just watched a Doritos ad and want some. With all of they contestants putting their submissions on YouTube, they are getting a ton of extra advertising
[deleted] ยท 95 points ยท Posted at 23:48:48 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And the best part: Doritos didn't even pay for this ad! lmao
plot twist, this OP was PAID by doritos to make EDGY dorito video for YouTube and share it on Reddit.. sweet Karma, and MONEY from YouTube.. now THAT's a WIN WINโฆ plus some doritos hopefully too.
Or Doritos just put out a contest and the best video makers in the realm compete to win a fairly insignificant (to Frito-Lay) prize, while they reap the benefits of having a fuck ton of free advertising AND a commercial that can air on TV that would have cost them about the same as whatever the prize was. It's WIN WIN to Frito-Lay. companies have been doing it for decades. Also a protip if you want cheap album art for your band or something. Just run a contest, pick from a bunch of great (and a megabunch of not so great) submissions. And if you're a jerk, the prize can be something meaningless and cheap like having your name listed in the liner notes, if your Ts&Cs are tight.
I can't believe this was released 13 years ago. It really doesn't seem that long ago.
lasyke3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:20:51 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man I loved gaahlgoroth
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:46 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aw yeah, I immediately recognized that song. I remember bumping twilight of the idols in my car 7-8 years ago, my super normie girlfriend hated it! (I'm single now lol)
Pretty dumb, but ever? You been a redditor for 2+ years. Surely you've seen some really terrible, stupid shit.
[deleted] ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 00:30:14 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've been a Redditor for 5 years and this was one of the worst videos I've ever seen. I'm amazed this is on the front page. This video was completely stupid and was such a waste of time. If they tried for an Tim & Eric vibe, they missed BIG time.
Yeah it's an ad and this is what native advertising looks like.
HBlight ยท 753 points ยท Posted at 22:30:10 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It didn't win but it's going to be used for viral marketing under that pretence."
Barely used account springs to life after 2 years of inactivity and posts Doritos related links twice.
I don't fall into the /r/HailCorporate bullshit often, but if I ever see anything posted related to Doritos, damn sure it's marketing. You guys try too hard.
They actually rely on people putting their submissions on YouTube after not winning. Call it a contest and thousands of people will market your product for free, and you only have to pay $1 million for one of those. It's genius really.
Doritosโข are a tasty snack and make an excellent addition to a family get-together. Their t-shirts are great too. I got a a sweet deal over at doritotshirts.com
Actually, yes, that is exactly what a viral marketer would say for a brand like this.
Anyone offended by "fat feminist cunt" isn't going to be mad at Doritos since they can't do anything about what their fans do.
Anyone that isn't offended is going to enjoy the video.
Basically, if his account had 400 posts saying "Hitler had the right idea" it wouldn't even matter. In fact, it would pose to make the account more authentic.
Source: I get to work on this stuff for a major brand. Companies have departments full of people that get paid to create online personas while discreetly pushing brands. There are even things like, say, a racist persona that will make an argument against Brand X. Now Brand X is the brand that racists hate, and those other folks that may have legitimate reason to hate Brand X are probably just racists, too.
Something I've wondered: do you have measurable data that a particular viral campaign has an effect on sales? Are there people dedicated to that kind of analysis?
Yep, we can track most of the data associated with those campaigns.
In a lot of cases, though, it's just a matter of brand recognition and prevalence. The budget for a viral campaign is significantly lower than sponsorships.
That's funny, because /u/endingtheworld thinks we're both idiots, which means we're all in a warm, circular pile of idiocy
anyway, it's -19 for me now. Just thought I'd share that with you
sje46 ยท 81 points ยท Posted at 00:19:15 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
None of this is actual evidence. That's the problem with r/hailcorporate. They have the conclusion, then fit the "evidence" to the conclusion, but none of it is evidence anyway. It's always "your account isn't busy enough to be real" or "your account is too busy to be real" (cause karma whore = corporate whore), or "your account is too new to be real", or "your account is old which means you're a sleeper account".
Maybe, just maybe, OP just isn't the most active redditor in the world, didn't want to contribute bullshit submissions, and when he actually made original content, he wanted to share it to reddit.
And, again, you never post any evidence.
Of course the fact that I defended OP means I'm a shill too, right?
Advertisements are everywhere, even if you are not aware of them.
This reddit is based on the principle that popular culture has permeated so far into our own lives that we ourselves are acting unknowingly as shills for a multitude of things.
Just because no one got paid to make a post doesn't make it any less of an advertisement if it acts just the same as an advertisement.
This is simply a place to document things that act as ads.
sje46 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 00:59:40 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Youtube count does not update in real time. The youtube servers actually have to verify each view. You can see this yourself by reloading the video...you'll see that hte number is (assuming it didn't update between reloads) the same as when you first saw it. This is why youtube videos always used to be stuck at exactly or slightly above 300. Verification to make sure that the views aren't fake. In fact, that number is still 2589 for me, and has been for an hour, and seeing how this is on the front page of reddit, you KNOW that some actual, real people are watching it. You'll likely see it update to a higher number relatively soon.
I'd be awfully surprised if that many bots are falsely voting on things without the reddit admins noticing.
Interesting point - I'll leave my original comment up there for others to see yours. Hopefully it doesn't get downvoted too heavily to bring this out of sight
While there is probably some discrepancy between the two, both numbers are not accurate representations of either views or voting. Neither should be used for evidence of anything, since both Reddit and YouTube use different ways of measuring votes and views; with also varied methods of actually displaying them.
yea, i'm not some incognito subversive "Frito Lay Spy", marketing to edgy youth. i just need to keep creating shit b/c i want make films for a living b/c i hate my current job. BUT!!! i certainly would make videos for frito lay... anyone??? anyone???
gormster ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 01:05:22 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe read the stickied post in /r/hailcorporate before you sound off on this.
Whoa now, stand down u/HBlight. I can see why you would be skeptical, but check my account. I'm definitely not a shill, I definitely helped u/endingtheworld on set for this video, and if he got paid he's definitely got some explaining to do!
(He didn't get paid.)
sje46 ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 00:20:59 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Again, note how he has literally no evidence that shows Doritos paid him for this, but he felt it appropriate to accuse OP anyway.
You know what seems more likely? Frito-Lay didn't need a grand conspiracy to make this happen- this is how these contests works. They get tons of people to make ads for them, and though there's only one winner, every other contestant shares their work with friends and on social media, directly advertising to a broad audience at zero cost to the company. Way more effective than setting up a fake reddit account.
gormster ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:06:08 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's kind of the entire premise of /r/hailcorporate. Being an unpaid shill is almost worse than being a paid shill.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:51 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, but he just accused OP of being a paid shill.
I don't fall into the /r/HailCorporate bullshit often, but if I ever see anything posted related to Doritos, damn sure it's marketing. You guys try too hard.
gormster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:42:28 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think the notion that it was marketing is not even ambiguous. Like /u/haikudeathmatch said โ that's the entire point of these campaigns. /u/HBlight didn't say, even in your pull quote, that it was paid marketing, just that it's marketing, pure and simple.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:34 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think it was implied, especially given the fact that he mentioned the 2 year posting absence. Why would he mention that if he thought OP was a legitimate user?
gormster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:23 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hmm. I didn't read it that way, but I can see how you did.
It is? I must have misunderstood the intent of that sub, I thought it was looking for paid corporate advertising made to look casual- clearly I haven't spent a lot of time on there, thanks for the clarification.
gormster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:30:26 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uh... yeah you do. Don't pretend you don't call this shit on every single post with a brand. It's funny because you tin foil hat fucks think that if there is one spec of product visible in a video or pic, it is 100% a paid for commercial.
Thedoc9 ยท 156 points ยท Posted at 23:10:12 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frankly, I think you're close to having a more serious contender.
First, adopt a catchphrase like "Doritos made me do it" instead of the introduced-then-abandoned animated Dorito man. Keep the Devil-with-Doritos character and change the "crimes" into something more TV friendly, like tying up your sister with duct tape, locking your Dad in the bathroom, forcing Mom to listen to death metal, etc. You can still use the sped-up motion for comedic effect and keep the restraining-of-family-members process short.
At the end, the college boy and the Dorito devil are watching the football game, while the family members are locked up, away from the fun. Put up the "Doritos made me do it" text as they high five from matching recliners.
Once it's done, you can have sequels that play on the same theme. Have a guy who hungrily waits for his buddies to finish most of the Doritos, but then he grabs the bag, crushes the remaining chips into powder, then pours the cheesy chunky powder into his mouth like a kid with pixie stix in the 70's. When the aghast friends ask why he did that, he says the catchphrase: Doritos made me do it, and have the Dorito devil step in, throwing a big thumbs up with the hero, while his buddies scream in terror, running from the room.
This video was funny, in a college boy sort of way, but I think it had real potential for a campaign that could have had potential.
[deleted] ยท 153 points ยท Posted at 00:06:37 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:43:53 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn, the last three even have the same music choice. Elephant in the Room seems the best out of the three. The sudden cut at the end of Have you met Stacy got a smirk out of me though.
Thedoc9 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:04:56 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, I agree. I literally laughed out loud at that. But for the. Million bucks... You need to pull it back a teensy bit. :)
I agree with someone else's idea that this is probably posted as a viral ad, but as soon as it was over, the more TV friendly stuff occurred to me, so I just thought I'd share.
And I can do the same to you. Look at this progress we're making with our effective communication!
EDIT: But seriously, does no one know how to have a conversation anymore? It's just "you're an idiot. What you made was shit," matched with downvotes to those you oppose. Is it that hard to say something like "hey I diagree. I think it was awful because the humor was delivered in a way that made me feel more on edge than relaxed and open?"
And it just plain sucked. I don't know why so many in this thread thought it was good, I thought it was on the front page because it was such a trainwreck that people couldn't turn away from it.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:38:36 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
True, but clearly it's not universally funny. Hence why it was posted to /r/wtf.
Notcow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:51 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Obligatory "in that case it should have been posted to /r/funny"
doogie88 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 00:24:30 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you 12 or 13? Because that's what most redditors are now and this is what they find funny.
grchjo ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 01:02:58 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
meh i found it funny and im 30, maybe im just not as sophisticated as you though.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:09 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I find that people in their late teens and early 20s go through a phase in which "stupid funny" things are no longer funny in an attempt to seem more sophisticated.
/u/immski doesn't like it because his father died from a powdered cheese overdose. RIP in peas flavored Doritos
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:01:02 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
first rule of comedy is you can't explain why something is funny. That being said it's an opinion whether the commercial was funny or not. Goddamn do I have to explain everything to you people. Nothing I say is going to make you say "wow your right this commercial is funny". I thought it was better than 99% of commercials on tv that I have to watch over and over again because they play the same goddamn football commercials all season. I have to turn the sound off when I watch football between the retarded commentary and the retarded commercials about car insurance. I'm watching a football game right now and even though Peyton manning hasn't played for 2 months they cut to him on the sideline every two minutes and discuss the likely hood of him playing again. I don't care at all do you? Do you care if he has been taking hgh for his entire career either? Cause I don't and I think a lot of nfl players have been taking it for a long time? What do you think about the implication that according to Las Vegas trump has the third best chance to win the presidency? I guess what I'm really trying to say here is I HATE SAURKRAUT that's all I'm really trying to say.
I think the humor comes from the fact that it's trying to intentionally lose. While the other entries were clever, this one 1) lacks production value 2) features a devil 3) features murder, swearing, drugs, and alcohol. The "humor" comes from its obvious intention to be as shit as possible while not actually being shitty.
Yeah... nothing clever or witty about this at all. It's just manic and desperate. And of course, as is characteristic with this type of "comedy", the more mania/shock humor it piles on, the more boring and groan inducing it becomes.
The fact that it's hit the front page and all the top comments seem to think it's the pinnacle of comedy is a good indicator how far down reddit's maturity and intellectual level plummet during school holidays.
immski ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:13:29 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Omg. Thank you for articulating this. Somehow crazy/trying super hard to be edgy is funny now. What happened to clever/smart humor?
Arkeband ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:06:03 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think that's the joke, it's fucking ridiculous because Doritos advertising is aggressive and stupid.
Absurdist humor or "so stupid it's funny" humor or whatever you want to call it is still witty when it's effective.
This video is a prime example of why simply being manic and shocking isn't funny in and of itself (to adult audiences at least). Most people very quickly find it tiresome and desperate if there's no inspiration behind it.
immski ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:04 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We know it isn't trying to be clever. It's trying to hit the lowest common denominator.
Buc07 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:36 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Classic. With the inneundo of the classic conservative parents and the hippy drug doing liberal son, this tackles the basic issue of living expenditure here in the United States. This is more than just a Doritos Commerical but a hearty take at the strong difference in correlation between father and son, and most importantly family. I found the upmost humor in this indeed.
I didn't critique it. It just isn't my type of humor. Relax, not everything in the world will appeal to everyone. No need to get your panties in a wad about it.
With all due respect HEB, if that submission makes anyone actually want to invite a bag of Doritos into their home, they have problems that neither one of us could possibly understand the scope of
Sometimes I think Doritos is actually behind these things and casually posts these "outrageous" ads in a way to market in places and in ways they otherwise couldn't.
A conspiracy?!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:24:12 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
cup_of ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:34:32 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FUCK YOU DAD!
jeep2k55 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:37:49 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I dont see how that could have possibly NOT been selected to win the contest. They must have overlooked it. It hits on everything the Frito-Lays company believes in.
$50 for orange jump suit.
$15 for 3 bags of doritos.
$2 for black tea bag to brew "fake whisky".
$20 fake blood
$8 orange rubber gloves
$30 orange make up
$30 glue for doritos on the devils face.
even if i had a 401K to dip into, i didn't need to. THX TO ALL THOSE WHO HELPED OUT!!!
Casteway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:35 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everyone saying that this isn't funny needs to remember that humor is subjective. Just because you don't find it funny doesn't mean that it's definitively not funny.
You're not the arbiter of what's funny and what's not.
Yet you still gave them viral marketing. I'd ask for money.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:34 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Since when did everybody get so serious about comedy anyways.
Tsmart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:01 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is that the lady from Zoey101?
IMSmurf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:09 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can't see why it didn't win. Fuck I'm going to go buy doritos right now.
manfly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:44 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was fucking stupid
Odkin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:24:11 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How much did they pay you to release this "unauthorized/rejected' submission? I'm sure they'd never want something edgy and controversial to go viral in a way that they deny responsibility for.
And somehow I just realized that I drive a Mazda 3 now. By the way, every metal fan should listen to Asschapel. They burned a short time, but that Nashville unit could really rip a joint down. Follow the Fist!!
Yea man because if someone doesn't find this particular video funny then they are definitely a fricking loser who cant laugh at anything man definitely no doubt
I saw Insect Warfare a few times, many moons ago. To see them referenced anywhere makes me very happy. I think I'm gonna go grind up some Doritos, vape em and listen to some grind tonight...
They know all they need to do is drop the name. Reddit needs to filter this shit ASAP.
No-smoking signs make people want to smoke. All they have to do is make a bunch of fake users pretend to get upset about all the Doritos TM brand ads and some poor idiot is going to get a craving.
Reddit needs to have autofilters.
Doritos --> Shitfinger Tortillas
Taco Bell --> Wood Pulp In Ground Beef Garbage Restaurant
That said, this one posted above is absolutely hilarious and completely insane. There is no way it was ever intended to win, and while there are so many things wrong with it, it's at least going for like, a kind of Tim and Eric funny that I appreciate its utter retardedness.
It lost because it doesn't make me want to buy the product. The point of a commercial is to sell a product, or at the very least inform you of the product. Since Doritos already has saturated brand awareness, you need a commercial that sells the product.
yoholmes ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:19:08 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I suspect this was not submitted. Contests like this often state that by submitting you are transferring the copyright over to the company in question. Fucked up but there you go...
This reminds me of that Ween song they made for Pizza Hut called "Where'd the Cheese Go?" They rejected the tune, and the band tweaked it slightly and resubmitted it as "Where'd the Mother Fuckin' Cheese Go?"
I'm very happy to see other people just messing around with the doritos people. I do it every year cause I love their reasons for rejecting my content.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihLu8NiuATo
Tofuboy ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:49 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
wew lad that's some edgy shit right there
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 07:39:12 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hate this trend of "funny" videos with people shouting all the time.
How could this possibly lose? It was funny, had surprisingly good production, and it seems like it would appeal to the demographic most Doritos ads do.
lafn1996 ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 23:47:58 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The only /r/wtf part of this is how a commercial got so highly upvoted in /r/wtf. This guy has been inactive for 2 years and then posts a doritos commercial?
Farfener ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 23:23:15 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Saved comment
Tanaka-san ยท 2360 points ยท Posted at 23:35:40 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry, man. My favourite still have to be this one from 2014.
http://youtu.be/ugo7Y2lRsxc
[1][1]
DORITOS "FINGER CLEANER" - 2014 CRASH THE SUPER BOWL FINALIST
Finger Cleaner made the top 5 finalists in the 2014 Doritos Crash the Super Bowl contest! Cheers everyone. It was wild.
Written & Directed by Tom Noakes
Belinda DEAN - Producer
Sam GLISSAN - Billy - Mechanic
Michael GENCHER - Don - Mechanic
Jay FINOCCHIARO - Rob - Mechanic
Renzo BELLATO - Finger Cleaner
Production Company: Photoplay Films
Casting Director: Leon Fryer, i4 Casting
1st AD: Lucy Gaffy
DOP: James Brown
Art Director: Ian Kanik
Camera Assist: Oliver Braslin
Gaffer: Scott Leeson
Best Boy: Bede Corbin
Grip: Kristian Bruneteau
Sound Recordist: Terry Kelly
Standby Props: Andy Cantrell
Make Up Artist: Dee Francis
Art Assist/Runner: Ash Wing
Model Makers: Yippee Ki Yay
Grade: Billy Wychgel
Online: Frame Set Match
dbl_dbl ยท 1222 points ยท Posted at 00:41:08 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I prefer this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8v0w1o9rfbo
Letchworth ยท 414 points ยท Posted at 01:09:42 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lil' Bits...
Enderific ยท 252 points ยท Posted at 01:17:35 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eat some f****** shit you f****** stupid bitch, hahaha, just kidding....
DoctorCrook ยท 100 points ยท Posted at 01:25:02 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's just tiny and tiny and fits right in.
too_lazy_2_punctuate ยท 74 points ยท Posted at 01:33:56 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We got...tiny spaghetti...tiny lasagna...
[deleted] ยท 72 points ยท Posted at 01:47:27 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh ****! We got tiny people!
twopadstack ยท 113 points ยท Posted at 01:57:16 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rick and Morty always get upvotes
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 05:20:54 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aand blankets!
A7xjk ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:42:00 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And it doesn't get stuck in your lips or anything.
RepairmanmanMANNN ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:14:58 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OH SHIT! We got tiny people!
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:00:42 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fool me once, IM MAD
[deleted] ยท 161 points ยท Posted at 01:23:18 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why do they sound like a pack of Owen Wilsons by the end.
RiKSh4w ยท 60 points ยท Posted at 01:45:24 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh wow!
irishfries ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 02:10:37 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ooh wow look honey they got tiny mouths too
Wreckn ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:16:32 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow!
topman213 ยท 485 points ยท Posted at 01:39:26 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
how has no one shown this one yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiwPMQWBcAQ
thatonelurker ยท 90 points ยท Posted at 01:49:57 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
wtf
Vintage_Milk ยท 67 points ยท Posted at 02:15:10 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DORITOOOS!
hoyohoyo9 ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 03:23:51 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHATHEYREALLdead.
berryberrygood ยท 113 points ยท Posted at 01:58:53 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ok I'm gonna go ahead and declare this the best one. Way more wtf than the original post.
PotatoJo ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:19:47 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reminds me of The Eric Andre Show
e-robotic ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:49:15 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't that the fat guy who stuck his hand in a blender in Unfriended?
TheBiles ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 01:59:01 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I haven't laughed that hard at anything on Reddit in a while.
Hysterymystery ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:19:26 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They're all dead..."
original_name02 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 04:22:29 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was on Youtube. Keep fishing, friend
sunshinerf ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 02:27:00 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for being the one to share this! Seriously. First I was like W.T.F??!!!! And then I laughed so hard I snorted. This one wins!
b1gchampions ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:53:50 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well that was dark!
smeenz ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:27:21 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The white balance is bothering me more than it should.
sumbutt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:09:21 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i used to fucking love the bath boys but their videos kinda lost their touch. the horror acting tips were my favorite https://youtu.be/zs31ic7aEOA
ptera_tinsel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:21 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We were waiting for you.
RandyIsMartian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:49 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My fave
xArcheo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:53 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I laughed wayyyyy harder than I should have.
mrsfunkyjunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:08 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes!
Boraphylll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:59:22 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Bathboyz are an awesome sketch comedy group. All their stuff is hilarious
ooogr2i8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:01 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the best
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:41 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bath Boys!! They're fucking videos are hilarious.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:08 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
so offensive and insensitive. I declare you the winners!
Danthekilla ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:45 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Meh. Worst one here.
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 02:15:07 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Obviously a spoof, though.
koreanwarvet ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 00:59:31 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LOL OK this is the best!
cloudsdale ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:41 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This and the game show one are hilarious. Dorito should just shell out a few thousand to all the ads they like and use them.
None of these will make me eat Doritos though.
Seemoreglass82 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:06:36 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This one wins
I_DO_JUMPING_JACKS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:09 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounded like Mrs. Garrison at the end
mrsfunkyjunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:55 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yep, that's the one!
flubberFuck ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 01:52:44 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No one cares what you prefer
dbl_dbl ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:18:12 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am winning 374 to -1 karma points...bow to my preferences
flubberFuck ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:18 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your mother prefers my cock in her mouth which suits me nicely.
IKindaLikeRunning ยท 1845 points ยท Posted at 00:28:11 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
This is my favorite.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oi6UpW_B-TQ
[1]There's been a few times over the past few years where I thought of it sporadically and had to look it up for a rewatch, usually every year on June 43rd.
*Edited to say this is my favorite, instead of "this is mine". Didn't want to imply that I made or had anything to do with the commercial.
[1]
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guycitron ยท 579 points ยท Posted at 01:04:52 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That would actually be a good commerical.. not offensive or anything.. and amusing. Suprised they didn't use it.
[deleted] ยท 230 points ยท Posted at 02:47:38 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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edible_funk ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 03:48:47 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yep, this right here.
JKSwift ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 04:00:44 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well I suppose I've just spent the better part of an hour watching corn chip ads and now I could definitely go for some Nacho Cheese, Cool Ranch or even the new Salsa Verde Flavored Doritios (now with flavor blast) or any of the other fine products of the Frito Lay corporation so who am I to argue.
thesmallestpizza ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:56:49 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WOW! Flavor blast you say? Tell me more!
baccaruda66 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:47:29 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You misspelled "Taco Flavor" like 5 times in a row, hombre.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:44:33 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
... This is genius
TheRedGerund ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:41 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, it's good, isn't it? Maybe this is the best way for advertising to work. It prioritizes quality content, which I think is a huge problem in television advertising. I mean, look at how excited people get to see the ads on tv during the super bowl. Clearly, with the proper attention, advertising can be made to be enjoyable. If the people have the option of watching an ad, and the system incentivizes quality advertising content, both sides should win.
I've watched like six dorito ads in this thread already and I'm about to search for more. That's a win win to me.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:05 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, if you enjoy watching advertising it's a good thing.
TheRedGerund ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:47:30 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, advertising pays for a lot of the things on the internet. If we as consumers can find a method of advertising that offers us leverage into the interchange, if we can convince the advertisers that we'll take the 45% most interesting of the ads, then they might do it. And between the two parties we've created a model that works for both, and we can continue to enjoy the many free services we as internet users utilize.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:16 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, if you enjoy watching advertising that's a good thing.
TheRedGerund ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:54:11 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like you're implying that you don't enjoy ads, and I mean to say that neither do I. In a perfect world, we wouldn't need advertisers. Then again, in a perfect world we wouldn't need financiers at all, but they're a necessary component of the internet, unless you're willing to switch to a pay-per-service sort of thing, which I hope we can agree would not be preferable. Having to pay 99ยข to see the weather sounds awful.
Even if you don't enjoy watching ads, like me, this plan would be ideal because it provides the services we want while appeasing the aspect of the system that cannot be removed, the advertisers.
FARTBOX_DESTROYER ยท 187 points ยท Posted at 01:22:26 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There were...well...a lot of submissions. We submitted one too.
ManWithNoPantsOn ยท 124 points ยท Posted at 01:50:24 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't fancy yours.
FARTBOX_DESTROYER ยท 80 points ยท Posted at 02:20:55 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks
gnarledout ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 02:47:59 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is your username a fancy way of saying "I will smash your butthole?"
FARTBOX_DESTROYER ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 03:02:46 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It is
the_friendly_one ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 04:20:38 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think that word means what you think it means.
gnarledout ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 04:26:58 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/s
glovesoff11 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:18:50 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, well, yours fucking sucked!
I'm... I'm sorry.
FARTBOX_DESTROYER ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:21:08 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's okay
canoe123 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:42:31 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Show me!
Ewoedo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:43:56 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You have a link?
buzzbros2002 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:44:39 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Most offensive part is the Nazi cap.
csidle ยท 192 points ยท Posted at 00:53:30 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That is funny as hell.
YourNosyNeighbor ยท 92 points ยท Posted at 00:53:50 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Go for the chips!
xMIKEx714x ยท 61 points ยท Posted at 01:03:41 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IT'S PAPAYA!
Frankthestank2220 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 01:28:27 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
June 43rd!
xelphin ยท 80 points ยท Posted at 01:06:05 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
JUNE 43RD!
Chonkie ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 02:30:16 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Smarch Firth!
spacemoses ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:15:53 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THAT'S NUMBERWANG!
Ghstfce ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 01:41:19 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, this is so much better than any of the ones that made it to air!!!
MangoCats ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:49:48 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
These are good too:
https://youtu.be/bSBD2U3q9jk
Beeslikesteve ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:43:56 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How did that not win?!
fullejo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:57:31 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Very delighted to see John Ramsey! I think he's great.
craigkeller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:59 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Girl looks like Meg Turney
mrsfunkyjunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:05 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That commercial could be an actual commercial. You should send it back to them.
IKindaLikeRunning ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:33:33 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It now occurs to me that my comment might seem to suggest that I made the commercial. When I said "this is mine" I meant that it was "my favorite" in response to the previous poster saying which was his favorite. Shit. Now I feel bad.
mrsfunkyjunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:58:32 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, don't feel bad! It's hilarious, and I liked it a lot. And, actually,now that you say that, in reading again, you were following suit with everyone posting their favorite. I can't read in context! But, so what. I say it's yours now. It's the internet. If facts didn't get all kinds of jumbled, we'd live in a better world where Donald Trump couldn't be president!
ferlessleedr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:52:35 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Like, they actually couldn't remember their anniversary but one in 365 odds were just too damn risky for them on that shit. Had to make up a fake day. "June 43rd" "Smarch firth!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:37 on January 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This one sucked
IKindaLikeRunning ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:50 on January 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I appreciate your contribution to the conversation. People have varying styles of humor. Thanks for making sure this isn't a one-sided discussion!
cloudsdale ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:03 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This should have won. It's really clever.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:10 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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ItzInMyNature ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:34:19 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
June*
manfly ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:27 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Meh
greypiper1 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:56 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Think it would've been funnier had one of the contestants lost at the end by inadvertently guessing the Anniversary day correctly. Have 10-15 seconds of them telling (obvious) lies, end with that, laughs all 'round.
Not laying it wasn't funny to begin with.
toxicsnicker ยท 592 points ยท Posted at 01:21:02 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This one is still my favorite. https://youtu.be/3usaGfn7r0w
AeroZep ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 02:12:38 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I remember voting for this one in 2012. Definitely a favorite.
mixter_pants ยท 68 points ยท Posted at 02:12:59 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Half a horses winnie."
I'll never be the same.
ScrewAttackThis ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:37:56 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's whinny.
Zrk2 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:45:38 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
whinny*
Fracted ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 01:46:43 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah that one is great.
Shloop_Shloop_Splat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:05:40 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you still hate the word "licaroo"?
Fracted ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:03:01 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus Christ, I've only just started reading reddit again and now this shit again... :/
Shloop_Shloop_Splat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:45:20 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry. I need to tag you with something else so I'll never find that post again...
Fracted ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:18 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haha, it's nice to be remembered :)
Ryvaeus ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 02:44:26 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never thought I'd see a D&D reference in a Doritos ad.
mynameisalso ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:27 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a good one.
itsgametime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:10 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hand's down my favorite
Dont_trust_them ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:51 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Probably the best. Fun for the whole family
Vepper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:16 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thats pretty good.
Mannyray ยท 93 points ยท Posted at 03:53:16 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite, posted from Reddit https://youtu.be/7cEC551Ky9E
Kordsmeier ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 08:32:16 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Please tell me this won, man that was funny.
Adam2uBer ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:32:36 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I laughed way too hard at this. That was really well executed.
bkaybee ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:13:18 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hope this one wins
javadragon ยท 314 points ยท Posted at 01:22:21 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nope, this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8MLuni8rzc
Badfiish ยท 102 points ยท Posted at 01:44:16 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
mudderiters
The_whom ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 03:40:17 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The subtitles are the best part.
Gay_Mechanic ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 02:06:43 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
that reminds me of the cranberry commercials where they're standing in a cranberry field
InitiallyAnAsshole ยท -11 points ยท Posted at 02:25:08 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
This is awful
Edit: honestly though compared to the writing of most of the other videos I've seen this one is just not that funny.
aryst0krat ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:19:53 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're awful!
case_O_The_Mondays ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:59:41 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm kind of waiting for the part after "initially"
InitiallyAnAsshole ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:07:31 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah its just an opinion. It's not even that mean, just thought it wasn't well written or executed.
MarcTschudi ยท 259 points ยท Posted at 01:55:07 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This one's mine. It didn't go over well.
http://youtu.be/rKo5EgS_07A
[deleted] ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 02:38:49 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Okay this has to be my favorite. It just gets so bizarre so fast.
LaziestRedditorEver ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:29:08 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't understand this one, is he supposed to be pyramid-head?
darealogre ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 02:39:33 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you remember the guy in Miami who ate a dude's face? He was on bath salts
LaziestRedditorEver ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:59:34 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ooooohhhh! Thanks, the ad is much better now.
It would be so cool to see a Silent Hill doritos ad now.
Boris2k ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:43:45 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
it's explaining why there were cases of people eating other people from bath salts.
harbinger12 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:31:50 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking awesome!
bpsnod ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:03:10 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This was excellent, don't let the fact that doritos shot you down break your spirit.
Lester11111 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:53:14 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuckin' awesome.
Smorlock ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 03:54:58 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because it doesn't make sense. And not in a funny way.
sstout2113 ยท 63 points ยท Posted at 23:59:27 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ew.
barefeetbeauty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:53 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think you forgot a couple w's and capitalization.
kurtilingus ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 00:39:32 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WEW
I-Downloaded-a-Car ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:46:28 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
W E W L A D
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W
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Blick ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:53 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm actively preventing myself from throwing up after seeing that.
tehflambo ยท 78 points ยท Posted at 01:17:36 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My fave, 2012: https://youtu.be/3usaGfn7r0w
25_M_CA ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 05:06:53 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well I just sat here and watched 10 or so Dorito commercials..... well played doritos
CryoftheBanshee ยท 82 points ยท Posted at 01:22:09 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like this one for the sheer spectacle
BubblingMonkey ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:32:24 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd stick my dick in that, after dipping it into Doritos cheese.
groundrush ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:44:54 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So you just admitted to having a tiny dick.
BubblingMonkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:50:47 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn, I thought I kept that hidden.
anonymousgangster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:14 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Support your local gloryhole
Stupid-comment ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:40:46 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watching that fat, bald dude sucking on a cheesy finger is changing how I feel about doritos.
Bruinman86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:07 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
or at least have reservations about sticking your finger in a wall.
iReddt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:26:07 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This one was always my favorite
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kNxgxF-7SfA
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:25 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This was my friends submission. He wrote and directed it. Definitely shouldve won. It had like 3 million more views than the others from memory. I would say it's definitely better as well but that's subjective
seth11111 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:18 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
meh, seemed more like an actual commercial
magicaxis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:08 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit I know that guy!
aceshighsays ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:25 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So cocks don't work?
PocketTurd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:58 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I cant thank you enough for posting this. It had me laughing like an asshole for far too long. You have brought a new happiness to me and my family. Bless you.
Nick246 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:20 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love a good glory hole.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:06:26 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shit had me weak!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:37 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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bkaybee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:46 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So do you and /u/Hewhospeaks know each other?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:47:23 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have met the directors brother, but I doubt very much whether I would know any of his friends. He would be a fair bit younger as from memory he had his 21st either this year or last year and I am 29. Also we are in different states (Sydney and Brisbane)
TehRawrz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:22 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's gross. But hilarious.
acethetix ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:16:30 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Honestly if it cut off right before the guy at the end licks his finger it would be way better
Imitation_Gruel ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:33 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you dad!
cjh57 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:09 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That grossed me out.
NotKevinJames ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 01:40:53 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/bgy2gDt.gif
MrKrazybones ยท 4134 points ยท Posted at 20:47:18 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If commercials were like this, there wouldnt be ad blocker
Rocketman00000 ยท 2846 points ยท Posted at 21:25:40 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There would still be an ad blocker, but it would for the people who'd be constantly offended. Mad Blocker.
andtheZero ยท 403 points ยท Posted at 23:37:46 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wish I could just block those damn ASPCA commercials. Sad Blocker.
[deleted] ยท 97 points ยท Posted at 00:01:27 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd donate money to get Sad Blocker funded and coded. Damn you Sarah Mclachlan!
Yuktobania ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 01:19:24 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I find it amusing that the ASPCA commercials are so annoying that people would rather donate money to stop the commercials from happening than to the ASPCA. Shows about how well telling someone "You're a shitty person. Now gives us money" works.
justacatdontmindme ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 01:41:35 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cause if we give them money they'll keep doing it
whoxtank ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:04:36 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They are meant to target the impressionable elderly.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:03:10 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's pretty fucked up.
ant-on-computer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:05:37 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
The worst part is, VERY little of the money donated goes to actual shelters. ASPCA is not a good charity to donate to. Donate directly to local shelters, instead.
Edit: Actually, it's the Humane Society of the United States that does this, not the ASPCA. I still recommend going to your local shelter and donating.
thechilipepper0 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:27:45 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd like a source on this, please
ant-on-computer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:31:39 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Got names confused. It's actually the Humane Society of the United States that does this, not the ASPCA. That was my mistake.
blackgreygreen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:28 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They're not annoying so much as heartbreaking.
Yuktobania ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:00 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They're heartbreaking the first or second time you watch them. After that, they lose their shock value and just become annoying.
Either way, any company that wants to guilt trip me into donating will never get my money.
blackgreygreen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:49 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Which is why I choose not to watch them.
Of course you can let them play out and whine about it on the internet if you like.
mohavewolfpup ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:25 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If people wondered what it would look like if estrogen ran the world... stop by a rescue or turn your tv on
KptKrondog ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 00:07:41 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Alyssa milano one isn't much better lately
[deleted] ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 00:27:40 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The real question is, which one would you rather bone in front of a fireplace, on a lush puppy skin carpet.
DetroitDiggler ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 00:39:42 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why not both?
Bomrman ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 01:17:28 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is definitely the correct answer.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:18:52 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because that would make your dick turn into a thousand unicorns.
VIIIMan ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:10:55 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm still not seeing a down side to this.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:00:40 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because Mclachlan doesn't want your penis. She doesn't want anyone's penis. In fact she would be willing to sex up Alyssa Milano on that puppy skin rug.
coinaday ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:31:40 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not seeing a problem here.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:19:48 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alyssa; no hesitation.
backfatt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:07 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The cocker spaniel
mr-fahrenheit_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:56 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And of course the proceeds would go to the aspca.
whativebeenhiding ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:22 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She apologized in her ama.
GaberhamTostito ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:51:30 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Has anyone else noticed a sharp increase in those types of commercials on tv? Children, dogs, elephants. They play constantly now. It feels like there's at least one or two every commercial break.
The_Painted_Man ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:58:52 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm currently flooded with Boom Beach ads. Every fucking ad on YouTube at the moment is that annoying fucking scientist guy.
ToxDoc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:34 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I post quite a bit in /r/boombeach and the commercials are starting to annoy me too.
The_Painted_Man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:49 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hope nobody steals my plans while I'm sleeping...
ToxDoc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:40 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The commercials are actually pretty clever and most players are really looking forward to the update, however I really only needed to see them once.
I do still like the turtle with a crowbar. It is kind of an in game joke.
Toxiccameron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:34 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is it much different than CoC? I always here about these sort of games and how they aren't horrible. I kinda want to play it, but will I have to invest 100s of dollars and hours just to get anywhere?
ToxDoc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:17 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've actually never played Clash of Clans. A guy I work with has spent over 1K on that game. I'm told many of the mechanics are different.
You can play Boom Beach without spending anything. The middle game gets a bit frustrating if you haven't prepared yourself with a good strategy...usually all offense or all defense. The people who try to balance the two are usually the most frustrated and likely to spend money.
Norse_of_60 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:01:55 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In the aaaaaaarms offfffffff an aaaaaaaangellllllllll
wannabesq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:09 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Then we'd need Fadblocker to block annoying memes.
savageboredom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:07 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm on Reddit during a commercial break and I'm trying really hard to focus on my phone to block out the ASPCA ad currently playing on the Food Network. Fuck these guilt trip spots.
PrismicHelix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:17 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wish I could block bad puns. Dad blocker.
whiskeytango55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:03 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes I don't want to see gnarly things. Rad Blocker
palindromic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:04 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wish I could block viagra and cialis commercials.. Dad Blocker.
darkjedidave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:47:11 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"IN THE ARMS OF AN ANGEL.."
Rooonaldooo99 ยท 2252 points ยท Posted at 21:31:18 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/pQ2VhDn.gifv
Rocketman00000 ยท 923 points ยท Posted at 21:32:37 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/2NSErNg.gifv
[deleted] ยท 236 points ยท Posted at 01:03:02 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
[deleted]
TonyWonderslostnut ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:49:00 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eh...
QuasarZ71 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:16 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm angry that I couldn't get Barcode Scanner to read it.
learnyouahaskell ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:03:53 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
r/photoshopbattles
Now we just need someone to turn him green
cayneloop ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:15:33 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
we`ve gone full commercial circle now?
RolloTonyBrownTown ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:40:12 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
New Kids, cut!
Cyrino420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:21 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Have imaginary gold for that lol
queen_in_my_pictures ยท -43 points ยท Posted at 23:35:32 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/ye7Yh9h.gif
Pinksters ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 23:38:36 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Southpark.gif
Big-Sack-Dragon ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 23:58:15 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know the Internet didn't like it... But I'm grateful you shared that. Family group chat just got a nice treat.
NerdGasem ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:40:54 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What episode is that?
Misstord ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 23:42:32 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Make love not warcraft
knotquiteawake ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 00:02:36 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This was the episode that finally convinced me to start playing Warcraft... I'm 7 years sober now.
No matter how many two week free trials Blizzard throws my way. My level 70 affliction speced shadow weave armored orc warlock will forever remain on ice... Man those were good times chain fear DoTing... I should log in some time just to see what's changed.
i_give_you_gum ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 00:08:53 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DON'T DO IT!
knotquiteawake ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:17:59 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just want to see the new specialization trees. That couldn't hurt...
Also I've got a wife and two toddlers that preclude any online gaming. I'm glad I never saw a single PandaPerson...
Misstord ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:06:07 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same here man. Some of my friends played wow and showed it to me and got me intrested in playing. Later alot more friends started playing and suddenly we were 20 irl friends from school all playing and lvling in the Crossroads, good times. As for logging in and see what's changed dont get your hopes up:/
knotquiteawake ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:16:23 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I stopped because after the first expansion petered out I got bored. Nothing will ever replace that feeling of being lost in the barrens as a noob and feeling overwhelmed by the enormity of the world and the insurmountable task to reach lvl 60
Also decided that I wanted to get a girlfriend.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:43:46 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
S10E08 - Make Love, Not Warcraft
WEIGHED ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:46:45 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Season 10, Episode 8, Make Love Not Warcraft.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:44:37 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Make Love, Not Warcraft
Daamus ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 23:44:00 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
its one of the christmas specials
edit: lol at the downvotes, i guess sarcasm aint allowed round these parts
enjoyingtheride ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:54:44 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Simpsons did it first
[deleted] ยท -14 points ยท Posted at 23:42:15 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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jacybear ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:53:45 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's not what it's called.
peoplerproblems ยท -18 points ยท Posted at 23:54:58 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Extraordinary use of that gif!
TalonX1982 ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 00:47:16 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/shittytumblrgifs
pylon567 ยท 89 points ยท Posted at 23:19:35 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was perfect.
rythmicbread ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 00:46:47 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lol, that ending
daxtron2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:33:19 on January 9, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you still fuck goats?
eXXaXion ยท -40 points ยท Posted at 22:43:36 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought the whole time, that the Hulk needs to transform into a fat feminist cunt... and he did. Perfect.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 00:44:39 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does the hulk look fat to you?
strayhat ยท -11 points ยท Posted at 00:36:55 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/retiredgif
waterwheel ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:58 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was incredible. I'd accept gold if you offered it to me.
thedude704 ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 00:59:32 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd have gave u gold if I had it to give
ava_ati ยท 63 points ยท Posted at 23:49:39 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Even the funniest of commercials become annoying after the 1,000th time seeing them. Sometimes back to back.
MrGestore ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 00:36:21 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I could watch this all day and still laugh. In fact I did, whenever it was aired I didn't change channel. Time for a rewatch I guess...
Dan479 ยท 176 points ยท Posted at 23:35:51 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In all honest, it was a really obnoxious clip. I'd still block it
dazmo ยท 134 points ยท Posted at 00:14:02 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you, Dan!
TheLurkerSpeaks ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 01:02:34 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Looks like you need Dan Blocker
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:33 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That depends unless you like menthol dick.
dazmo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:10:06 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah uh. . . Peanuts of the subconscious mind can be found within the poop of reality!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:24:19 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its from a thread yesterday where a guy named "dan" grabbed a menthol lotion for anal with his wife
JackBond1234 ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 00:52:26 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I don't really get the joke. I didn't find any wit.
jmhalder ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:40:18 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're right, but all the other doritos ads linked in the thread were significantly better and worthwhile.
starhawks ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:01:12 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LE SOO METAL DOOOD AHAH SOO BROOOTAL!! XD XD lml lml
[deleted] ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 01:40:04 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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pokemaugn ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:54:36 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
XD THERE WAS A DANSIN DORETO DAT DA DEVIL SMASHT N HE KILLED THE SITSTR AND THE MOM AND SNORTED DORETO HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHQHAHAHAHHAHAH THE KIDS WAS LIKE FUCK UUUU DAD LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LE PENGUIN OF DORETO HOLDZZZ UP SPORNK MAD OF DOETROS
Dan479 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:31:36 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Making an ad specifically designed for only a few people to "get it" makes it a pretty shitty ad, hence another reason why it indeed lost.
ProtoDong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:04 on January 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't even know how you managed to respond to a comment I deleted 6 days ago... but fucking LOL
Dan479 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:34 on January 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Likely because I replied 6 days ago.
ProtoDong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:28 on January 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Weird it showed up in my queue as a new post. Hold on to your socks... admins are fucking with shit.
FUSSY_PUCKER ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 23:32:54 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's also booze in this ad, so there'd be a MADD Blocker.
Poo_Hadoken ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 23:43:11 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TriggerGuard?
IcecreamEthereal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:58 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
UMadBlocker
MC41169 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:02 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would make one knock off called Rage Quit.
AngeloPappas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:27 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Slow clap
mot1vat1on ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:31 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yea there would, I hate watching the same shit over and over even if it's funny
Scottland83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:42 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Speak for yourself. Is still block ads with lesbians and dildos if I think it's obtrusive.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:52 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd block this. It's not my humor or snack of choice.
Drudicta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:28 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eh, I just don't like things getting in the way of what I want.
Lndbrghwrstlr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:23 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
u mad? blocker
lifesbrink ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:33 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You have now been banned by r/srs.
KorracaiTron ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:02:14 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
uBlock OriginuMad? Originxintox2 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:04:11 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MAOA - Mothers Against Offensive Ads
karmaon420 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:38:46 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
M'ad blocker
[deleted] ยท -67 points ยท Posted at 21:58:03 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, can there be any comment thread that doesn't have this shit in it?
TheClayroo ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 22:04:16 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We found him!
Vuqez ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 22:36:27 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We did it reddit!
Dininiful ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 23:36:05 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Agreed. I see more people get upset by offended people than I see offended people. What gives?
ajrc0re ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:55:40 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They haven't invaded your circles YET. as someone who got invaded by them they are annoying as fuck and all over the shit I like.
halr9000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:20 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Buddy and I have an ongoing argument about this happening particularly on Facebook. He thinks it's a conspiracy, I think it's a self-selection-bias-by-algorithm.
On Reddit, it would not work the same way. Maybe the triggered ones "browse on -1" as we used to say on Slashdot many years ago.
cvillano ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:38:43 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cry harder
mightylordredbeard ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 23:30:48 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit can there be any comment thread where someone doesn't take a joke too fucking seriously and get offended like a little bitch boy and then cry about it by saying "holy shit can't there be any thread without .."
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:46:05 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think you yourself are getting too worked up over it, too.
mightylordredbeard ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:39:16 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, I was just busting his balls a bit.
Jurk0wski ยท 168 points ยท Posted at 22:31:46 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You'd even get people to watch past 5 seconds in youtube. The initial hand slap happens in just under 4 seconds, enough to hook someone enough to watch the rest.
Day_Bow_Bow ยท 87 points ยท Posted at 00:04:28 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I knew I was going to watch the entire thing as soon as I saw the Dorito Devil thumbnail before it even started playing.
ShakespearesDick ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 00:07:20 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FUCK YOU DAD
sssteven ยท 75 points ยท Posted at 00:12:57 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haha! I too watched this humerous commercial broadcast
angry_dave ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:23:12 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The one from this thread?! What a coincidence, I was there too! Remember that time OP posted it? Good times.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:32 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/notinteresting
wertymanjenson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:16 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's your point?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:00:31 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The two comments above mine seemed very casual and detail-less. Very /r/notinteresting-esque. And that's not a bad thing
wertymanjenson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:08:26 on January 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good point.
cjm92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:31 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ShakespearesDick always has the most insightful commentary! :)
ShakespearesDick ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:19:45 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AHA YES!
Day_Bow_Bow ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 00:14:35 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Calm down there kid. I may have fucked your mother, but that doesn't make me your dad.
WTF_SilverChair ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:57:13 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"When a woman eats a whole can of beans, it's hard to say which bean made her fart."
joemerlot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:25:45 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heyyoooo
memtiger ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 00:21:31 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The main problem with commercials is that they repeat CONSTANTLY over and over. It's one of the reasons why the Super Bowl commercials do so well. They're all fresh. I wouldn't want to watch this commercial 5 times a day either.
Additionally there's a reason why commercials aren't made like this. It's geared toward people in their teens and early 20s. The same group of people that don't have money to spend on product.
queenbrewer ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:22:54 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Poor and young people are probably Doritos primary demographic. None of the people I know with money buy that crap, they eat healthy and are active.
memtiger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:59 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm 36. Eat them about every other day (and shamefully will make myself sick eating a half bag as a meal sometimes). And i just ran a half marathon last month. I know I'm in the minority though.
Regardless, parents buy them for kids and parties all the time.
DrFebreze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:16:03 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Woah
White-boy ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:18 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you suggesting this commercial wouldn't do well with late teens to early twenties? And also that that demographic can't even afford Doritos?
Deriksson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:22:52 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thats clearly not what he was saying haha. Just that they are better off advertising to those with statistically more money to spend. I'm in college, my paycheck is only 160 bucks once every two weeks so I only have like 20 bucks to spend on snacks for 2 weeks. Assuming i'm not ONLY buying Doritos, that's not a lot of business for one company, so their advertising dollars are wasted on me. This is opposed to someone who can afford to walk into the store 3x a week and buy 4 different types of chips to share with a family of 4 or 5 plus friends that they can afford to host and feed. Just makes sense to advertise to those who are much more likely to have more money and more people to feed.
White-boy ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 03:17:18 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Once again I must disagree. People that actually have money do not typically buy Doritos, or other junk food for that matter. Even given your exceptionally low weekly snack budget, it's not unlikely that a good portion of that will be spent on chips.
operatar ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:16 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How many people over the teenage and 20'ish years do you know who eat Doritos? And don't smoke pot. Probably a few. But not NEARLY as many within that range that do, broke or not. Doritos rock, fuck you dad!
memtiger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:39:02 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Teens and college age kids are going to buy Doritos regardless. They don't need a targeted commercial telling them to do it. It's called "preaching to the choir".
Meanwhile, older people/parents need the commercials to tell them they taste delicious enough that they are worth it and their kids will love them more.
....not that a Doritos devil will come down and kill them and make their kids hate them.
icyone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:09 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hulu has (or had, anyway) some good ads that take advantage of their skip ad button. I enjoyed the Sam Jackson Capital One ad where the button pops up and he says something like "do you want to skip this ad? Only if you don't like saving blahblahblah". I watched in its entirety every time because I appreciated that it was cognizant of its medium.
[deleted] ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 23:58:12 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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Borsaid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:58:28 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, that's gonna sweep the Oscars!
no_othername ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:22 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wonder who's add it was and why they were farting.
KakezanRei ยท 94 points ยท Posted at 22:22:23 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The world needs more Old Spice commercials.
TK-427 ยท 87 points ยท Posted at 23:45:06 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And terry tate office linebacker
[deleted] ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 00:11:04 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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KeenPro ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 00:32:03 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU CAN'T CUT THE CHEESE, WHEREVER YOU PLEASE!!!
WOOOOO!
WCEckland ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:39:15 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heyy Janice!
string97bean ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:01:16 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Break was over 15 minutes ago...BITCH!"
Sippin_Drank ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 00:33:41 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
cubicle wall rattles "THAT'S A LONG DISTANCE CALL, DOUG."
employeenumber8 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:31:05 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Janice
otterom ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:06:09 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When it's game time, IT'S PAIN TIME!
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 00:27:45 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU CAN'T BE (tippy toe motion) TIPPY TOE'N UP IN THIS HUMPY BUMPY
fzw ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:16:05 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And Kenny Powers. Me and Matt Cassel just fucked you up dawg
freshwes ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:10:23 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU KILL THE JOE, MAKE SOME MO'
Wisdom_from_the_Ages ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:37:07 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DIAF
mot1vat1on ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:13 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hate watching the same shit over and over even if it's funny
[deleted] ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 22:53:34 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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JackOfCandles ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 23:22:19 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or maybe it just wasn't good enough.
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 23:26:24 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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satansheat ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 23:40:45 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Some of it has a purpose though. Like did you know in alcohol commercials they can't show people putting the drink to their lips. If you notice it always cuts away before showing the people drinking it. Instead it's just them holding it smiling. This is for the kids so they don't see people drinking it. I'm in my late 20's now and I still go to bars to buy a drink only to hold it and smile.
NancyHicks-Gribble ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:08:05 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was listening to the commentarfor the episode of The Simpsons where Homer smokes pot and I remember them laughing about how they could show Homer holding the joint and lighting it but not the mysterious last step of putting it to his lips.
satansheat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:44 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haha was that the episode homer smokes with Flanders parents and Flanders comes home to find his parents and homer baked.
Little_Tyrant ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 23:50:24 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe the production value in this contest entry was just so bad that your "hivemind" detector fired into high gear with something along the lines of "Hey at least actual advertising is actually, ah, actually sensical and doesn't assault ALL of my senses in an effort to demonstrate how' edgy' it is!"
ellinorianne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:30 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm offended by how stupid it was.
aoeuaoeuea ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:15:35 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
not after the 10th time.
[deleted] ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 00:00:57 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was badly made and pretty unfunny, IMO. Not original in the slightest.
Skullkan6 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 00:19:35 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It felt more like a Tim and Eric Ripoff than Tim and Eric inspired IMO.
Captian_Cocksmith ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 00:31:47 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
3/2 not neckbeard approved
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:36:19 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It is possible for people to have a different opinion than you and not be wrong.
But with a name like Captain_Cocksmith and with a response made entirely of memes I guess its my fault for even responding to this.
no_more_jokes ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:29 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're no fun
DR1LLM4N ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 00:29:36 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Would you say, sir, that it might be 'shallow and pedantic?'
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:33 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Move to Japan!
fistagon7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:01 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the best ad I've seen.
2Mobile ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:39 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're right. I watch like a 5 minute commercial about Poo-pourri because I was just memorized by what I was seeing.
Deradius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:04 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also, Costco greeters would say "Welcome to Costco! I love you!", and "Ow! My balls!" would be a real TV show.
cyvaris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:29 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS IS JUST WHAT THE ADS WANT YOU TO THINK!!
This is how they take over!
DeltaPositionReady ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:04 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mobile YouTube.
I am never going to get anything Boom Beach related thanks advertising assholes
Leckere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:44 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Basically if commercials were like RoboCop.
schmoggert ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:14 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
if all commercials were like this, it wouldn't be funny. This was only funny in the context of some guy sending this to some corporate folks and then them having to watch it. If companies aired this kind of shit for real it would seem really pandering
andthendirksaid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:19 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heres a link for 5 minutes of (10?) "banned" commercials for Doritos. Most aren't much less appropriate so definitely weren't seriously considered. Funny though, better than the post IMHO.
mot1vat1on ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:23 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yea there would, I hate watching the same shit over and over even if it's funny
IRNobody ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:36 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sure there would. It's mildly amusing once. But have it pop up as a full page over what you're trying to view a couple of times and see how entertaining it is.
Callawaybros ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:42 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The world would be even more like Idiocracy at that point
stackered ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:08 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
seriously if they made commercials like this they would sell more. put fuck you dad and that kids face on the bag and so many dumb kids would buy it just for their snapchats
joshuajargon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:27 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is a commercial. Don't kid yourself, dorritos is very happy this is on the front page.
MangoCats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:42 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
These are even better:
https://youtu.be/bSBD2U3q9jk
nitram9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:28 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, there's still the annoying load times. Honestly, performance is the number 1 reason I use adblock.
Also of course after you've seen it a few times you won't want to see it again. If every time you saw a commercial was the first time you saw it then they'd be a lot more bearable.
losian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:00 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would block it twice at fast. Not because it's "offensive" but because it's plain unfunny.
aDildoAteMyBaby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:23:01 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Until it plays for the tenth time while you're just trying to watch a youtube video.
theonlyrealnoah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:54:05 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But I have to snort a line of Doritos now. I don't have a choice.
ggtsu_00 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:31 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is why we didn't have ad blockers in the 90s.
tinycole2971 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:10:47 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Were 90's commercials like this?
ggtsu_00 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 00:17:16 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just remember a lot of them being like crazy drug trips along with silly catchy original music.
I.E. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSTGOyDFPrU
zarat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:48:06 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
holy shit is this what having a stroke is like i love it
zilduar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:12 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude. How did I forget about this commercial?
Rathadin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:04 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Grew up in the 90s... almost forgot about this wack ass commercial.
KeenPro ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:34:54 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We had a few in the UK.
doogie88 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:21:46 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, he's just a moron.
whatabouteggs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:52 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Two years.
Yamanoska ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:59:35 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dad blocker
Misiok ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:17 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Exacly what I don't understand. If you try to make your commercial be realistic, why do you force that poor bastard to keep repeating the name of your shit with a fucking visible oral (TM) next to it, every single time it mentions it?
Can't be fun, can't be realistic just drab and shitty. As if they forgot that interesting catches the eye.
CrimpsAndCastles ยท -88 points ยท Posted at 22:21:31 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd rather they not. It was pretty garbage. Seems like some Idiocracy shit, which is probably why you liked it
grundo1561 ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 22:35:11 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Basically your entire post history is edginess and insults
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 23:14:33 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His entire post history:
"I'm so fucking smart holy shit everyone else on earth is retarded they are all worthless and I'm better than all of them"
CrimpsAndCastles ยท -64 points ยท Posted at 22:53:26 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And you actually check post history. It's Reddit stupid stop caring so much
Pasalacquanian ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:55:56 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, I'm in awe over how many friends you must have and how intelligent you must be
-Mikee ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:59:56 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"I don't understand the humor in this at all, therefore it's shit and so is everyone who does understand it. I'm better than them, because I'm the type of person who thinks they are better than everyone, and express it by being negative about everything". - CrimpsAndCastles, 2016
CrimpsAndCastles ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:24:49 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I can see why this would appeal to u
perrymeciumsuvula ยท 1009 points ยท Posted at 20:22:25 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm shocked you didn't win.
๐๏ธ endingtheworld ยท 1396 points ยท Posted at 20:37:11 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
me too. i already spent the million dollars in my mind.
overused_ellipsis ยท 433 points ยท Posted at 22:28:39 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was genius... It made me want to rail a line of Doritos and say "fuck you dad!"... Very effective advertising.
Karsonist ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 23:38:17 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Dude the tag was clearly trademarked at the end, /u/endingtheworld you have a lawsuit on your hands here.
edit: joke? anyone?
JayV30 ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 23:57:21 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you, Karsonist. (apparently)
Fuieken ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:03:01 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
tm that shit dude
C5H11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:10 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you, Karsonist.โข
It's too late! Retroactive lawsuit incoming!
mroo7oo7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:11:52 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NO!
๐๏ธ endingtheworld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:19:01 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i suppose i better call saul!!!
NewToSociety ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:24:57 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you, dad who is the same age as me!
[deleted] ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 00:31:32 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man people are really hyperbolic with their use of adjectives. You really think that commercial was "genius"?
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 00:53:00 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah. Drug use is cool.
revengeofthesmudge ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:44:34 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I'm sure loads of impressionable youths will become addicted to snorting snack foods because of this, so irresponsible of them. I lost my college roommate to a chex mix OD, just horrible.
๐๏ธ endingtheworld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:19:45 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i'm sorry for your loss revengeofthesmudge....
eXXaXion ยท 65 points ยท Posted at 22:44:26 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Probably because the son didn't Dorito kill his dad in the end. Was fully expecting that.
m0uzer ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 00:00:05 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was expecting his dad to say
truthgoblin ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 00:28:15 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And that's why you're not makin the big bucks
darthn3ss ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:34:07 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.fritolay.com/snacks/product-page/doritos/doritos-dinamita-fiery-habanero-flavored-rolled-tortilla-chips got just the thing for you
m0uzer ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 00:36:53 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
theres no fucking way someone hasn't done coke off of one of those
darthn3ss ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:49:48 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Those things are insanely spicey. And delicious.
I think it'd be really painful but go for it!
BamaFan87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:51 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They aren't that hot, the 3rd degree burn Doritos were way, way hotter and damn tastier as well. The rolled Doritos lack the surface area for having a perfect taste.
thechilipepper0 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:30:01 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They are of you inhale them up your nose
๐๏ธ endingtheworld ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:20:41 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
that idea has legs, dude!
the_pub_mix ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:56:34 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Probably because the contest judges were adults.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:02 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for clearing that up
Forgototherpassword ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:50 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Should have been with an orange snot rocket of death
dr_funkenberry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:52 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never blow it back out. Only in.
I_HATE_GOLD_ ยท 85 points ยท Posted at 20:56:40 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No joke, I want Doritos right now more than ever
wadsworthsucks ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:41:55 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I finished a bag watching the commercial.
ChefBoyAreWeFucked ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 01:23:39 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I finished in a bag just thinking about the commercial.
Amish_guy_with_WiFi ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 00:39:45 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I once entered a commercial contest for a local bank. It also lost because it "wasn't the message they were looking for" and "promoted illegal drug dealing activities" so I really feel your pain man.
einargud ยท 77 points ยท Posted at 01:31:20 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hate to be the one who tells you this but.. I don't think that's the reason you lost. Sorry bro.
HawkDriver ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:13:02 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I could not keep watching longer than 31 seconds
u_suck_paterson ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:36:52 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i liked it
a_randomless_chef ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:48:56 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
inb4: crowdfunding of the reddit hero
stevebobeeve ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:33 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well I'm not an advertising executive or anything, but the reason you didn't win is probably because the actor playing the dad looked way too young to have adult children.
It's all about realism with these things.
Colorado222 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:53 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like it's more of a Doritos Bold type add.
Antrikshy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:21 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which you'll get from this YouTube video.
Eklypze ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:16:04 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gonna have a bag cause of this ad. I usually take the sun chips.
FinalMantasyX ยท 216 points ยท Posted at 00:06:03 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's the thing: He got paid to post this here under the guise that he didn't win.
This is the ad. He got paid for it.
Kanyes_PhD ยท 85 points ยท Posted at 00:15:59 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/hailhitler
rythmicbread ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:57:06 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
isn't it heil?
Kanyes_PhD ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 01:05:17 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Depends
Uufi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:47:08 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, because it's a sub for miniature Hitler ice sculptures raining down from the sky.
Spawn_Beacon ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 00:22:14 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
mindexplosion.gif
SweetNeo85 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 02:01:55 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly. Here, watch this Doritos ad. We promise it's not a real ad tho so it's OK.
[deleted] ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 01:27:16 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
r/HailCorporate
samuraiofsound ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:58 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
placing foil hat on head
๐๏ธ endingtheworld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:21:18 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i really, truly wish you were right.
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 00:30:51 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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poo-poo ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 00:34:24 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's the thing, you said starting your post with here's the thing is a bad idea. No one is arguing that...
Spadeykins ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:24 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well if ads were this good we wouldn't bitch now would we?
colordrops ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 00:03:26 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think the OP did win, considering they are most likely a native marketing contractor working for Frito Lay.
expected replies: "There's NO way Frito Lay would support an ad like this". Well, you better rethink your assumptions, because marketing works different these days.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:13:58 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:44:44 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Im still wondering why this is in wtf and not funny.
yolo-swaggot ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:29:23 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Exposure
๐๏ธ endingtheworld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:22:26 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
b/c i posted it in /funny and it sat rotting for 3 weeks with 3 views....
otterom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:20 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And it gave me a boner.
gprime312 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:42:01 on January 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Umm, this wasn't made by Frito Lay, it was made by jaywinebrenner.com. It clearly explains this in the video description. Now, this is an ad by Frito Lay, in that they "paid" Jay Winebrenner with a promise of a million dollars, but no money changed hands for this to be made.
Edit: He's also been a redditor for 3 years.
forgot_a_leter ยท 964 points ยท Posted at 21:05:40 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
7 letters in Doritos
7 letters in Contest
7 digits in $1,000,000
Subtract 1 from each for not winning
666 confirmed
[deleted] ยท 262 points ยท Posted at 22:30:17 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Divide by 2 for the 2 kills = 333.
Half-li... fuck it.
[deleted] ยท 125 points ยท Posted at 22:32:49 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
On the 33rd of March!
manlightning ยท 92 points ยท Posted at 22:52:25 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In the year 3333!
gordonfroman ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 23:49:30 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Standing on the 3rd street in the 3rd city next to the 3rd girl you've anally ruined in the last 3 days
skizfrenik_syco ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:21:55 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the 3rd time I've seen this today.
Lynoctis ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:39:03 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's Baader-Meintherd phenomenon.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:13:00 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trifecter
asmartpanda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:12 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Today's the 3rd!
Chupa_Mis_Huevos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:20 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So your mom?
๐๏ธ endingtheworld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:47:22 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Baphomet will rise!!!
nexthoudini ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:43:29 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ain't gonna need to tell the truth; tell no lies. Everything you think, do, and say is in the pill you took today.
n3dward ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:44 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
maybe it'll be half life 4 by that time
residentevol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:54 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We did it Reddit!
freezingbyzantium ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 00:01:38 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lousy Smarch weather.
iamtehwin ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:16:47 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see you also don't want to say it's full name in fear the bot that tells you it has been delayed is actually Gabe watching...waiting...laughing...and pushing it back.
At some point people are going to treating it like voldemort and start shhing people who almost say it!
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:26:44 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
3 sides in a triangle. Illuminati confirmed
zBaer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:19 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PORTAL3 CONFIRMED
Tommy2255 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:55 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's 3 3's. 3 is the number of sides on a triangle. Illuminarty confirmed.
dacalpha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:37 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you referring to your dad?
zrt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:15 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Half-Life 333 confirmed!
Shawwnzy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:15:00 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You didn't see the weird pixels hidden on a steam sale background that sorta look like lambda? Half-life 3 is confirmed
[deleted] ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 23:36:13 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bottom's up and the Devil laughs
JonasBrosSuck ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 00:03:20 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
sick reference bro!
not sure which is the original, but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHMP8KfgIv4
CooterMarie ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 00:25:02 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not sure I've ever seen a more annoyingly smug creature than this lady. She's enchanting.
Rodeo9 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 00:28:39 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She's a good talker.
Was_going_2_say_that ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:19:29 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
her ramblings are way more coherent than my drunk uncle's
bac2001 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:57:28 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maahnster
DistinguishedVisitor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:37 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shouldn't you be working or something...
Was_going_2_say_that ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:43 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
dam you beat me to it
roehn117 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 22:29:34 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
It took 3 examples for /u/forgot_a_leter to realize it was 666.
The triangle has three sides.
/u/forgot_a_leter is Illuminati confirmed.
JackOAT135 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 22:38:30 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
On the back of the U.S. dollar, there's a dorito floating above the great pyramid.
residentevol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:26 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We already did it.....We can't do it again
kulrajiskulraj ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:00:47 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
+245 = ....911
Illuminate confirmed
Clutter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:25:04 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Doritos....4 consonants...4....4 Washington Avenue! The next clue is at the White House! Let's go!
WebSlinger3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:18 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
bottoms up
coolguycraig ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:01 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://puu.sh/miJKJ/df25ade530.png
xMASSIVKILLx ยท 135 points ยท Posted at 22:18:28 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Insect Warfare is fucking brutal.
All_Is_Full_Of_Loaf ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 00:11:43 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/PqOHNS2cZCQ
kurtilingus ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:48:11 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty accurate portrayal of Houston in that album art too. Death looming over everything and dog-sized cockroaches running wild through the city is pretty spot on.
Pequeno_loco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:47 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always loved the cover art for that album.
thane_of_cawdor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:10:08 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is that the Houston skyline in the album art?
ianto7 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:55:24 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What was the song playing in the video? I must know
Edit: Nvm figured out it was a Gorgoroth song.
allpurposebox ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:07:48 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Appreciate this. I really needed to know what band was playing.
๐๏ธ endingtheworld ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:48:48 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4M5itOuPu8
Turok1134 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:26:48 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Probably my favorite grindcore band.
xMASSIVKILLx ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 00:28:58 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty Little Flower is good as well.
niggargh ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:36:59 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never expected to look up pretty little flower on metal archives.
killerm00se ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:05:19 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like you.
HipHoboHarold ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:12:43 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just looked them up. These guys are bad ass.
xMASSIVKILLx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:02 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wormrot is another good band.
ol_qwerty_bastard_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:27:11 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As soon as that dude walked in I immediately thought, "FUCK YEAH INSECT WARFARE!"
christopherq ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:51:31 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S_q35rQGLpQ
Edit: felt it necessary to provide an example. Probably the one grindcore band that got EVERYTHING right.
Editedit: shit, fixed the link.
wobblingwheeb ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:00:38 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Video doesnt exist, sorry bud.
christopherq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:32 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fixed it.
Day_Bow_Bow ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:11:37 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think you dropped a Q at the end of your link. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_q35rQGLpQ
I don't mind metal where I cannot understand the lyrics, but this wasn't really my style. It might be something I'd have a blast moshing to live though :)
lasyke3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:43 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They broke up too quicklu
splunge4me2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:57 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just curious... When they play live how long are their sets? Playing drum kit like that with double bass at that speed is like sprinting.
xMASSIVKILLx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:30 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/O2Nt0qPQbBY
Check this out.
EH1987 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:15 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The footwork really isn't all that fast, there are many bands that play a lot faster double bass.
maktmissbrukare ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:17 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mainly upvoted this video for this reason. Too bad they broke up before they could do a proper East Coast tour. Their only show out this way was not to their best abilities.
blekkja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:23 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Have that LP and it is a thing of beauty. Am envious of that shirt. Might have to see if I can get myself one.
manisthebastard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:29 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Came here to say this, fuck yeah.
xMASSIVKILLx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:21 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Best user name I've seen.
manisthebastard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:13:06 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hell yeah, mitb fan?
xMASSIVKILLx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:37:14 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First time I even heard of man is the bastard was in a VHS that had Spazz on it as well. Brutal stuff
manisthebastard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:08:37 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
50% more pants shitting.
[deleted] ยท 94 points ยท Posted at 00:21:18 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 01:38:07 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
hahhahahahahha you're all dead. HAD ME in tears
UOUPv2 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:27:40 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We just saw an entire family get murdered. It referenced multiple drugs and dropped an f bomb. How can this one be possibl-
Oh my...
GentlemenBehold ยท 323 points ยท Posted at 20:42:55 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well Frito-Lay fucked up then, because I haven't had Doritos in like 5 years, but I fucking want some now.
FrostyCow ยท 220 points ยท Posted at 23:18:42 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's the genius part of this contest, now you've just watched a Doritos ad and want some. With all of they contestants putting their submissions on YouTube, they are getting a ton of extra advertising
[deleted] ยท 95 points ยท Posted at 23:48:48 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And the best part: Doritos didn't even pay for this ad! lmao
sstout2113 ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 23:55:09 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You wind up finding your daughter?
TehSlippy ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 00:10:22 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nope, just that he has full blown AIDS
ChewiestBroom ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:30:53 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Some real slapstick stuff.
mcshizzle ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:07:40 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's riddled with it.
MaybeNotBatman ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:20:27 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not HIV, but full blown AIDS!
imeanthat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:42 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
as opposed to just a zest of AIDS
tommygunz007 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:31:09 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
plot twist, this OP was PAID by doritos to make EDGY dorito video for YouTube and share it on Reddit.. sweet Karma, and MONEY from YouTube.. now THAT's a WIN WINโฆ plus some doritos hopefully too.
Implausibilibuddy ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:10:53 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or Doritos just put out a contest and the best video makers in the realm compete to win a fairly insignificant (to Frito-Lay) prize, while they reap the benefits of having a fuck ton of free advertising AND a commercial that can air on TV that would have cost them about the same as whatever the prize was. It's WIN WIN to Frito-Lay. companies have been doing it for decades. Also a protip if you want cheap album art for your band or something. Just run a contest, pick from a bunch of great (and a megabunch of not so great) submissions. And if you're a jerk, the prize can be something meaningless and cheap like having your name listed in the liner notes, if your Ts&Cs are tight.
MrAwesomeMcCool ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:27:13 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wtf?
yolo-swaggot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:53 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In actuality,I've watched like 6 Doritos (tm) commercials.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:07:21 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had a Doritos like 5 minutes ago. It was the shell of my taco.
RegisterInSecondsMeh ยท 63 points ยท Posted at 22:33:31 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gorgoroth - Procreating Satan
groan_zone ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 23:19:42 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You da real mvp
7filter ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:14:44 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just popped onto the comments to check someone had pointed this out :)
Wonderful album pre splitting etc
RegisterInSecondsMeh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:33:46 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can't believe this was released 13 years ago. It really doesn't seem that long ago.
lasyke3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:20:51 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man I loved gaahlgoroth
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:46 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aw yeah, I immediately recognized that song. I remember bumping twilight of the idols in my car 7-8 years ago, my super normie girlfriend hated it! (I'm single now lol)
nowrongwrong ยท 63 points ยท Posted at 00:46:26 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am 12 and this is edgy
[deleted] ยท 216 points ยท Posted at 23:21:25 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen
ElectroBoof ยท 73 points ยท Posted at 00:22:30 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I read the comments before clicking the link and got all hyped up. Then was totally let down because that was fucking stupid.
blekkja ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 01:59:02 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You must not like Insect Warfare. Because it's all about that shirt. Funny doesn't come into it.
TeddyBridgewater ยท 65 points ยท Posted at 00:56:40 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I kept waiting for it to become funny but it just never came
exkid ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:05:44 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But you don't understand! Everything is funny when people are screaming!! So random!!! /s
leetfire666 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:11:11 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
phew, I thought I was alone here. Fucking garbage.
logged_n_2_say ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 00:11:02 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty dumb, but ever? You been a redditor for 2+ years. Surely you've seen some really terrible, stupid shit.
[deleted] ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 00:30:14 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've been a Redditor for 5 years and this was one of the worst videos I've ever seen. I'm amazed this is on the front page. This video was completely stupid and was such a waste of time. If they tried for an Tim & Eric vibe, they missed BIG time.
SocialCrusader ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:31:41 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I agree. If they were trying for "completely unfunny randomness vibe" they fell way short of the mark.
glirkdient ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:48:04 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's an ad. Native advertising has come to reddit and this is what it's doing.
glirkdient ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:46:07 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah it's an ad and this is what native advertising looks like.
HBlight ยท 753 points ยท Posted at 22:30:10 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It didn't win but it's going to be used for viral marketing under that pretence."
Barely used account springs to life after 2 years of inactivity and posts Doritos related links twice.
I don't fall into the /r/HailCorporate bullshit often, but if I ever see anything posted related to Doritos, damn sure it's marketing. You guys try too hard.
TheCloned ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 00:33:59 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They actually rely on people putting their submissions on YouTube after not winning. Call it a contest and thousands of people will market your product for free, and you only have to pay $1 million for one of those. It's genius really.
KaptainKraken ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:21:26 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd rather watch the doritos ads than eat doritos. Thoses things are shit nasty.
revised_and_updated ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:00:32 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What the fuck did you just say about doritos?
Doritosโข are a tasty snack and make an excellent addition to a family get-together. Their t-shirts are great too. I got a a sweet deal over at doritotshirts.com
Noumenon72 ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 00:08:12 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I suppose they could be the same person, but this was posted in /r/Doritos 20 days ago by /u/blesstchest, not /u/endingtheworld.
MrBookX ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:24:34 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
looking at the youtube channel that posted the Doritos thingy, there is a music video by a band called.... Blesst Chest
๐๏ธ endingtheworld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:53:15 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
both me! i was trying to get people to look at the fruits of my labor. for whatever miraculous reason, it took off today. unreal!
๐๏ธ endingtheworld ยท 288 points ยท Posted at 22:46:41 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i certainly wish i would've gotten paid to make it.
IslamicStatePatriot ยท 195 points ยท Posted at 23:02:42 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just something a viral marciter would say.
CringeBinger ยท 83 points ยท Posted at 00:11:39 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is "marciter" a joke I am missing or did you actually misspell a word that bad?
Bacon_Hero ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 00:18:33 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Have you never studied marciting before?
JeromesNiece ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 00:35:27 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's first grade, Spongebob!
ggg730 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:16 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I went to horvord to study it.
EndTheBS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:17 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cepelng iz hard
tommy_two_beers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:58 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They did too many lines of Doritos.
pieceofsnake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:26 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That looks just like a typo that a corporate viral marciter bastard would make
smartuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:49 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/Excgaration
furtivepigmyso ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:07:47 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Of course a viral marketer could say that if their affiliation with Doritos is intended to be secret.
gt250 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:16 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Honestly, if I was trying to pop smoke and convince people I wasn't an ad, that's how I'd go about it.
losian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:49 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or an account sold for that purpose. Or some dumbass glad to advertise for these companies for free, apparently!
alexisaacs ยท -15 points ยท Posted at 23:49:20 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually, yes, that is exactly what a viral marketer would say for a brand like this.
Anyone offended by "fat feminist cunt" isn't going to be mad at Doritos since they can't do anything about what their fans do.
Anyone that isn't offended is going to enjoy the video.
Basically, if his account had 400 posts saying "Hitler had the right idea" it wouldn't even matter. In fact, it would pose to make the account more authentic.
Source: I get to work on this stuff for a major brand. Companies have departments full of people that get paid to create online personas while discreetly pushing brands. There are even things like, say, a racist persona that will make an argument against Brand X. Now Brand X is the brand that racists hate, and those other folks that may have legitimate reason to hate Brand X are probably just racists, too.
archonsolarsaila ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:53:03 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Something I've wondered: do you have measurable data that a particular viral campaign has an effect on sales? Are there people dedicated to that kind of analysis?
SnowmanOlaf ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:59:38 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can't research that right now, on my way to buy some doritos
alexisaacs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:33 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yep, we can track most of the data associated with those campaigns.
In a lot of cases, though, it's just a matter of brand recognition and prevalence. The budget for a viral campaign is significantly lower than sponsorships.
Cyrax89721 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:56:57 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whether it is or isn't viral marketing, some of you guys think way too hard about this shit.
Kreth ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:41:28 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It seems like it cost at least a bag of doritos
bitcoins ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:34:42 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Turn on YouTube ads, roll in micro payments
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:37:25 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Key word is micro....
Just_Look_Around_You ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:49 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your microphones helped me conclude that you did not get paid for this.
Jazzspasm ยท -17 points ยท Posted at 23:55:37 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, in that case it looks like you're a complete idiot, doesn't it?
ElectroBoof ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:18:53 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think you look like the idiot, Mr. -11 points
Jazzspasm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:37:28 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's funny, because /u/endingtheworld thinks we're both idiots, which means we're all in a warm, circular pile of idiocy
anyway, it's -19 for me now. Just thought I'd share that with you
sje46 ยท 81 points ยท Posted at 00:19:15 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
None of this is actual evidence. That's the problem with r/hailcorporate. They have the conclusion, then fit the "evidence" to the conclusion, but none of it is evidence anyway. It's always "your account isn't busy enough to be real" or "your account is too busy to be real" (cause karma whore = corporate whore), or "your account is too new to be real", or "your account is old which means you're a sleeper account".
Maybe, just maybe, OP just isn't the most active redditor in the world, didn't want to contribute bullshit submissions, and when he actually made original content, he wanted to share it to reddit.
And, again, you never post any evidence.
Of course the fact that I defended OP means I'm a shill too, right?
DownvoteDaemon ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:12:44 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whatever you say op number two.
glirkdient ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:52:32 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
From the /r/hailcorporate sidebar
They just document things that work as ads.
batshitcrazy5150 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:05 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wull, YEAH!
Jazzspasm ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:37 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How about some numbers, in that case
Clip has 2589 views
But has managed to acquire 4237 upvotes
sje46 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 00:59:40 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Youtube count does not update in real time. The youtube servers actually have to verify each view. You can see this yourself by reloading the video...you'll see that hte number is (assuming it didn't update between reloads) the same as when you first saw it. This is why youtube videos always used to be stuck at exactly or slightly above 300. Verification to make sure that the views aren't fake. In fact, that number is still 2589 for me, and has been for an hour, and seeing how this is on the front page of reddit, you KNOW that some actual, real people are watching it. You'll likely see it update to a higher number relatively soon.
I'd be awfully surprised if that many bots are falsely voting on things without the reddit admins noticing.
Jazzspasm ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:27:19 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Interesting point - I'll leave my original comment up there for others to see yours. Hopefully it doesn't get downvoted too heavily to bring this out of sight
Ianbuckjames ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:00:55 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Youtube's view counter doesn't update in real time
Cottonteeth ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:06:44 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
While there is probably some discrepancy between the two, both numbers are not accurate representations of either views or voting. Neither should be used for evidence of anything, since both Reddit and YouTube use different ways of measuring votes and views; with also varied methods of actually displaying them.
blastbeat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:03 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And real marketing goes flying right past them without a glance. It's always "there's a water bottle with a logo in this picture! Marketing!"
Then there's literally an ad in an obscure, niche subreddit that never gets noticed by anyone but the target market.
๐๏ธ endingtheworld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:55:37 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yea, i'm not some incognito subversive "Frito Lay Spy", marketing to edgy youth. i just need to keep creating shit b/c i want make films for a living b/c i hate my current job. BUT!!! i certainly would make videos for frito lay... anyone??? anyone???
gormster ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 01:05:22 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe read the stickied post in /r/hailcorporate before you sound off on this.
catchphish ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 00:37:20 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It does. Get fucked, Doritos marketing associate. We all see through your bullshit.
[deleted] ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 00:37:11 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yup. Every single time you see some idiot post that shit, they always claim it as fact... "this guy hasn't posted in a week... he is fake and gay"
Raining_Imprecations ยท 62 points ยท Posted at 23:50:50 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whoa now, stand down u/HBlight. I can see why you would be skeptical, but check my account. I'm definitely not a shill, I definitely helped u/endingtheworld on set for this video, and if he got paid he's definitely got some explaining to do!
(He didn't get paid.)
sje46 ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 00:20:59 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Again, note how he has literally no evidence that shows Doritos paid him for this, but he felt it appropriate to accuse OP anyway.
Raining_Imprecations ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 00:42:40 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean I'm not saying r/hailcorporate shit doesn't happen, but I am saying that I know this is not an example of it.
OfficerTwix ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 01:13:41 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/hailcorporate shit doesn't happen as much as they say it does
DragonTamerMCT ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:03:22 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Remember the BK get to the whopper shirt?
All over hailcorporate. The shirt wasn't even made by BK.
Their response? Downvote me and say they paid for it to be on the front page anyway.
Yup sounds about right.
๐๏ธ endingtheworld ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:56:44 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ha!! what's up kevin. I'll tell you this much, if i do get paid, you are getting a slice!!!!
๐๏ธ endingtheworld ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:57:24 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i don't think anyone else could have "FUCK YOU, DAD"'d better than you....
haikudeathmatch ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 00:29:39 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know what seems more likely? Frito-Lay didn't need a grand conspiracy to make this happen- this is how these contests works. They get tons of people to make ads for them, and though there's only one winner, every other contestant shares their work with friends and on social media, directly advertising to a broad audience at zero cost to the company. Way more effective than setting up a fake reddit account.
gormster ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:06:08 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's kind of the entire premise of /r/hailcorporate. Being an unpaid shill is almost worse than being a paid shill.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:51 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, but he just accused OP of being a paid shill.
gormster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:42:28 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think the notion that it was marketing is not even ambiguous. Like /u/haikudeathmatch said โ that's the entire point of these campaigns. /u/HBlight didn't say, even in your pull quote, that it was paid marketing, just that it's marketing, pure and simple.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:34 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think it was implied, especially given the fact that he mentioned the 2 year posting absence. Why would he mention that if he thought OP was a legitimate user?
gormster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:23 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hmm. I didn't read it that way, but I can see how you did.
haikudeathmatch ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:10 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It is? I must have misunderstood the intent of that sub, I thought it was looking for paid corporate advertising made to look casual- clearly I haven't spent a lot of time on there, thanks for the clarification.
gormster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:30:26 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's kind of both, but read the stickied post.
haikudeathmatch ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:51:03 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
oh yeah the even sidebar makes it pretty clear, now that I'm taking a closer look.
NoCardio_ ยท 96 points ยท Posted at 23:01:06 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Even if it's marketing, I don't care. It was entertaining.
[deleted] ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 23:03:31 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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NoCardio_ ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 23:26:58 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Low effort.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 00:31:54 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:43:05 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In gum?
Namtwen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:41:47 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey even if that was Doritos you can't deny Doritos is the freshest, most original potato chip on the market!
Matrillik ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:08:25 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I generally feel deceived and manipulated when I fall for ads, but when they're this good, I can't be that mad.
freddiew ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:08:43 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's more: "it didn't win, but will still fulfill the goals of the ad campaign for free, as will many of the films submitted"
A_600lb_Tunafish ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:10:33 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And the upvotes on that sub do look like Doritos
Illuminati confirmed.
RachetAndSkank ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:17:04 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah don't they give up all rights to their ads by entering the contest? I think that's one of the things in the thing that you with your.
Beeslikesteve ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:44 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That and Burger King apparently
stravant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:59 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought that at first too... but I have trouble believing that any marketing team would actually okay this.
Obelisp ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:57 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You must be fun at superbowl parties
[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 00:36:37 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uh... yeah you do. Don't pretend you don't call this shit on every single post with a brand. It's funny because you tin foil hat fucks think that if there is one spec of product visible in a video or pic, it is 100% a paid for commercial.
iamnotafurry ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 00:31:13 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just fuck off and die.
๐๏ธ endingtheworld ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:51:59 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i sure wish i was getting some of that sweet sweet corporate cash for making this fucking thing!
ElectroBoof ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 00:17:40 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus Christ with the people on this website... If I made a fan-made commercial for doritos and it was funny, damn sure I would want to post it here!
This is honestly pathetic and you and everyone else claiming this needs to reevaluate how much they're looking into this.
fieldsofanfieldroad ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:57 on January 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're an idiot. He posted the same link to two places, presumably because he made it.
epichigh ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 00:55:29 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh no companies are using interesting content to market to me! It's the end of the world!
cylonrobot ยท 103 points ยท Posted at 23:39:41 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It rightfully lost the contest.
Large_Dr_Pepper ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:56:12 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It made me want to do drugs more than it made me want Doritos.
EarthRester ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:24:24 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And mostly as an attempt to escape from that video.
DannieT ยท 74 points ยท Posted at 00:11:59 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love Doritos but that was dumb as shit.
CubonesDeadMom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:05:04 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/hailcorporate all over this thread.
[deleted] ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 00:46:21 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
unfunny.
ialwaysforgetmename ยท 108 points ยท Posted at 23:38:19 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is wtf? It's fucking stupid.
Thedoc9 ยท 156 points ยท Posted at 23:10:12 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frankly, I think you're close to having a more serious contender.
First, adopt a catchphrase like "Doritos made me do it" instead of the introduced-then-abandoned animated Dorito man. Keep the Devil-with-Doritos character and change the "crimes" into something more TV friendly, like tying up your sister with duct tape, locking your Dad in the bathroom, forcing Mom to listen to death metal, etc. You can still use the sped-up motion for comedic effect and keep the restraining-of-family-members process short.
At the end, the college boy and the Dorito devil are watching the football game, while the family members are locked up, away from the fun. Put up the "Doritos made me do it" text as they high five from matching recliners.
Once it's done, you can have sequels that play on the same theme. Have a guy who hungrily waits for his buddies to finish most of the Doritos, but then he grabs the bag, crushes the remaining chips into powder, then pours the cheesy chunky powder into his mouth like a kid with pixie stix in the 70's. When the aghast friends ask why he did that, he says the catchphrase: Doritos made me do it, and have the Dorito devil step in, throwing a big thumbs up with the hero, while his buddies scream in terror, running from the room.
This video was funny, in a college boy sort of way, but I think it had real potential for a campaign that could have had potential.
[deleted] ยท 153 points ยท Posted at 00:06:37 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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brysodude ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:36:23 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are they all required to use the same music?
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:43:53 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn, the last three even have the same music choice. Elephant in the Room seems the best out of the three. The sudden cut at the end of Have you met Stacy got a smirk out of me though.
notathr0waway1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:24 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Agreed that Elephant in the Room is the best.
๐๏ธ endingtheworld ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:21:26 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
amen to this.
DownvoteDaemon ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:18:58 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I definitely remember yours on TV. You're talented.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:31:46 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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splunge4me2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:26 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It'll be Doritos Dogs.
OfficerTwix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:13 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If they don't pick the Have You Met Stacy one I'm buying knock off Doritos until the day I die
GuantanaMo ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 01:37:17 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I remember that ad. Hate the kid with the glasses. Why do they always wear glasses?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:37:02 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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GuantanaMo ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:45:54 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know, I know. I'm sure he's a nice kid. The "smart, blonde boy with thick-rimmed glasses" just a really common role in ads that I've grown to hate.
lpfader ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 23:48:34 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Right, but then it would suck and nobody would want to watch it.
whatever_1_2345 ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 23:19:46 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don Fucking Draper in the house.
toenailclipping ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 00:06:35 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don Draper my ass. This sounds exactly like the feedback you'd get from the client. End result: a shitty commercial that you hate.
Jexy84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:01 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly, this would take everything that is "good" about this spot and flush it down the toilet.
I'm not a fan of OP's submission, but at least he did what he wanted, not just something generic.
etevian ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:50:40 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its toasted
TacoDoc ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 00:10:41 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fuck yourself Dad.
sstout2113 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:58:06 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I rather like "Fuck you, dad!"
Thedoc9 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:04:56 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, I agree. I literally laughed out loud at that. But for the. Million bucks... You need to pull it back a teensy bit. :)
I agree with someone else's idea that this is probably posted as a viral ad, but as soon as it was over, the more TV friendly stuff occurred to me, so I just thought I'd share.
sstout2113 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:30 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haha. I know, man.
Kreth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:43:00 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
W needs some boobs too!
Luken_Puken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:53 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This kills the ad.
harrythemay ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:08:16 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does he know he's sponsored content!?
CringeBinger ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:13:55 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I doubt Doritos would want their message to be, "I did a shitty thing for Doritos."
DoctorCrook ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:28:05 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
this would make it a normal commercial campaign and not something that would ever make it to the front page.
BrokeInMichigan ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 20:36:12 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Glad to see Andy Dick is still working.
๐๏ธ endingtheworld ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:25:47 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
if that were andy dick working, his paycheck would have been 0 american dollars.
[deleted] ยท 114 points ยท Posted at 23:41:24 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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youfuckmymother ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 23:55:42 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I respectfully disagree.
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 00:31:07 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I respectfully call you an idiot
trickitup ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:22 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
And I can do the same to you. Look at this progress we're making with our effective communication!
EDIT: But seriously, does no one know how to have a conversation anymore? It's just "you're an idiot. What you made was shit," matched with downvotes to those you oppose. Is it that hard to say something like "hey I diagree. I think it was awful because the humor was delivered in a way that made me feel more on edge than relaxed and open?"
CynicalSoup ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 00:31:12 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That wasn't funny.
hivoltage815 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:08 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A reminder for me about how young and immature Reddit is.
jloppnow138 ยท 190 points ยท Posted at 20:16:34 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was fucking awesome.
NoisomeOne ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 00:03:29 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It totally was. And Insect Warfare kicks ass, as well.
dslicex ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:42:51 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fancy seeing you here...in the wild
tehpr0lol ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:59 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now kith.
killerm00se ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:44 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sucks that they broke up, but their still liking ass in my hometown!
7SirMixALot7 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:04:42 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One of the worst Doritos contest submissions I've ever seen. Just plain stupid.
๐๏ธ endingtheworld ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:25:03 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THX!!!
[deleted] ยท -48 points ยท Posted at 21:33:20 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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hellfire261 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:00:03 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck. I said that, scrolled down, and sighed. Deleted.
[deleted] ยท -33 points ยท Posted at 22:26:25 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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noafro1991 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:17:39 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Go back to your 33 pairs of socks, and think about what you've done.
immski ยท 308 points ยท Posted at 22:48:37 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You lost because it's not at all funny.
40inmyfordfiesta ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 00:59:41 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can just feel the actors trying too hard.
ulfricstormcockk ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:32:32 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a fucking fake Doritos commercial
TheDanSandwich ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 00:38:43 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And it just plain sucked. I don't know why so many in this thread thought it was good, I thought it was on the front page because it was such a trainwreck that people couldn't turn away from it.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:38:36 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pF8GiRzJN6g
Lam0rak ยท 126 points ยท Posted at 23:38:00 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah i'm failing to see what was so funny about this. The other contest ones I've seen on reddit, were at least clever.
[deleted] ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 23:49:15 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This one was never trying to be clever though it was supposed to be stupid from the get go.
Pesceman3 ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 00:19:50 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's stupid funny and then there's just stupid. this was just stupid
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 00:22:50 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's all subjective, I thought it was funny
HalfysReddit ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 01:43:20 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
True, but clearly it's not universally funny. Hence why it was posted to /r/wtf.
Notcow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:51 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Obligatory "in that case it should have been posted to /r/funny"
doogie88 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 00:24:30 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you 12 or 13? Because that's what most redditors are now and this is what they find funny.
grchjo ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 01:02:58 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
meh i found it funny and im 30, maybe im just not as sophisticated as you though.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:09 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I find that people in their late teens and early 20s go through a phase in which "stupid funny" things are no longer funny in an attempt to seem more sophisticated.
That pretense goes away by 30.
Source: am 33
HumusTheWalls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:20 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Try holding out your pinky. I've heard that helps. BELTCH
edtehgar ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:38:49 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I too am a 30 year old that laughed.
Want to do some dorito lines in a club bathroom?
grchjo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:12 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
fuck you dad
wertymanjenson ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:31:42 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You add nothing to the conversation.
grchjo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:34:36 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you are just spewing content yourself, aren't you? I'm glued to my seat, I wonder what wertymanjenson is going to add next!!!
doogie88 ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 01:20:42 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Probably not.
grchjo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:58:21 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
hahahaha. hahaahhahahahahhaha.
crack_pop_rocks ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:02:11 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm 24 and I laughed. What does that make me?
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 01:49:20 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Someone that has well rounded sense of humor by my take, doogie sounds like a 60 year old grinch that has kids on his lawn.
supersoccerboy29 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:45 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Simply how absurd it is and the slogan at the end made it pretty funny to me
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 23:48:47 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's probably not why they lost
Brio_ ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 23:40:58 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's humorous.
immski ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 23:43:01 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Please explain what part is funny.
[deleted] ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 23:48:37 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
It's just supposed to be absurd and ridiculous. We can't explain everything that we find funny to you. If you didn't like it, that's fine.
Side note, kinda weird that that guys getting downvoted for saying that he liked a video that's at the top of the page.
Edit: and now the voting has been changed, although I don't think you really deserve to be getting downvoted for your opinion either
jwf91 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 23:50:56 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The bit where they pretend the Doritos are street drugs.
logged_n_2_say ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:15:10 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
the re-hashed family guy bit?
jwf91 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:20:23 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It ain't easy being unoriginal.
KittyMulcher ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:59:02 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The humour is subjective part maybe.
Brio_ ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:49:01 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The video.
Incomepants ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:06:07 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/u/immski doesn't like it because his father died from a powdered cheese overdose. RIP in peas flavored Doritos
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:01:02 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
first rule of comedy is you can't explain why something is funny. That being said it's an opinion whether the commercial was funny or not. Goddamn do I have to explain everything to you people. Nothing I say is going to make you say "wow your right this commercial is funny". I thought it was better than 99% of commercials on tv that I have to watch over and over again because they play the same goddamn football commercials all season. I have to turn the sound off when I watch football between the retarded commentary and the retarded commercials about car insurance. I'm watching a football game right now and even though Peyton manning hasn't played for 2 months they cut to him on the sideline every two minutes and discuss the likely hood of him playing again. I don't care at all do you? Do you care if he has been taking hgh for his entire career either? Cause I don't and I think a lot of nfl players have been taking it for a long time? What do you think about the implication that according to Las Vegas trump has the third best chance to win the presidency? I guess what I'm really trying to say here is I HATE SAURKRAUT that's all I'm really trying to say.
Brickfrigid ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:43:28 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's funny because it's so over the top
[deleted] ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 23:45:38 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I believe you but it fell flat for me. I thought it was pretty silly and trying really hard.
starhawks ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:03:52 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I agree. I feel like it was trying too hard and just didn't quite reach the point of humor.
bloodclart ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 00:01:09 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
fuck you dad
cloudsdale ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:15 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think the humor comes from the fact that it's trying to intentionally lose. While the other entries were clever, this one 1) lacks production value 2) features a devil 3) features murder, swearing, drugs, and alcohol. The "humor" comes from its obvious intention to be as shit as possible while not actually being shitty.
Brickfrigid ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:22:17 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Different strokes for different folks
michael1026 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:13 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are the winners typically funny? I don't remember that being the case last year.
immski ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:42 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Show me a winner that wasn't meant to be humorous.
michael1026 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:48:31 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's my point. This was meant to be funny, and so were the others.
MotherfuckingMoose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:43 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He lost because they're drinking fucking Coke when it should be Mountain Dew.
the_pub_mix ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 23:47:04 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Yeah... nothing clever or witty about this at all. It's just manic and desperate. And of course, as is characteristic with this type of "comedy", the more mania/shock humor it piles on, the more boring and groan inducing it becomes.
The fact that it's hit the front page and all the top comments seem to think it's the pinnacle of comedy is a good indicator how far down reddit's maturity and intellectual level plummet during school holidays.
immski ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:13:29 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Omg. Thank you for articulating this. Somehow crazy/trying super hard to be edgy is funny now. What happened to clever/smart humor?
Arkeband ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:06:03 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think that's the joke, it's fucking ridiculous because Doritos advertising is aggressive and stupid.
Original-Newbie ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:54:06 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's funny because of how stupid it is... It definitely isn't trying to be "witty" or "clever".
the_pub_mix ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 00:00:08 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Absurdist humor or "so stupid it's funny" humor or whatever you want to call it is still witty when it's effective.
This video is a prime example of why simply being manic and shocking isn't funny in and of itself (to adult audiences at least). Most people very quickly find it tiresome and desperate if there's no inspiration behind it.
immski ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:04 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We know it isn't trying to be clever. It's trying to hit the lowest common denominator.
Buc07 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:36 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel so enlightened by this comment
the_pub_mix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:55 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh then I guess I /r/iamverysmart then? You should totally submit my comment there.
robertgray ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:21 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
must suck to be only able to laugh at political comics.
the_pub_mix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:00 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I haven't laughed since that one Doonesbury I read in the 80s.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:14 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"School holidays" ๐
DonaldShimoda ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:03 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Glad to know you are the arbiter for both humor and maturity. You seem well suited for those roles.
VirulentWalrus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:39 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Humor is subjective.
lordcameltoe ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:44:40 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the type of video I would have made when I was 16 years old.
I guess it appeals to people of that age or level of emotional maturity.
he_adds_nothing ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 23:57:03 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whooooooosh
BonerForest_ ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 00:33:41 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can't tell if you're serious or not right now
AnusDefiler ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 00:50:19 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
wtf? people on reddit find this shit funny? how edgy and corny can you get? 0/10 acting ontop of that. "OH MY GYAWD, YOU ARENT MUYH DAUTER!"
Jaygoon ยท 62 points ยท Posted at 23:36:20 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry, thats one of the dumbest things I have ever seen. And Ive been on Reddit a few years now....
InfiniteHatred ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 00:26:51 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haters gonna hate.
FullenBacker ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 20:14:48 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you dad!
illeatyourheart ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 23:26:27 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TM
strongwilleditalian ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:00:02 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Fuck you!
Edit: I'm being funny, assholes!
RnRaintnoisepolution ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:50 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aren't the first two words of your username a bit redundant?
strongwilleditalian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:59 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah
McNuttyNutz ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 00:52:33 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why is this even in /WTF ?
suhailra ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:11:10 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It fits more in /r/CringeAnarachy
ayures ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:09 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because viral marketing.
catsandicecream ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 22:00:53 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
+1 insect warfare
wothanaz ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:03:17 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
m/
[deleted] ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 21:00:52 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn that was effective. Just went out and bought 5 bags of Doritos. Then I savagely murdered my family.
MadDingersYo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:36 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
using said doritos?
JonasBrosSuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:13 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
what did you use as face paint?
Gandolf1996 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:31:23 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Classic. With the inneundo of the classic conservative parents and the hippy drug doing liberal son, this tackles the basic issue of living expenditure here in the United States. This is more than just a Doritos Commerical but a hearty take at the strong difference in correlation between father and son, and most importantly family. I found the upmost humor in this indeed.
๐๏ธ endingtheworld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:27:43 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
very cerebral dissection of the video... thank you, gandolf1996.
Mecella10 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:14:17 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FUCK YOU DAD
MatheusCRO ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:19:09 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is so freaking awesome !
๐๏ธ endingtheworld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:26:36 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THX!!
mrsfunkyjunk ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:30:18 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's amazing. You should be proud!
๐๏ธ endingtheworld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:32:04 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THX!!!
ShaneDAWS0N ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 22:44:35 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Who are you? You're not my daughter."
No one talks like that. This is probably why doritos didn't go with this commercial.
prilex ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 23:43:09 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
People in porn do talk like that!
jwf91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:02 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes they don't actually care that it is their daughter/brother/mother/father.
occams_nightmare ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:09:28 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think it was supposed to seem like a realistic scenario.
ShaneDAWS0N ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:31:59 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait so the dorito devil doesn't go to your house and snort doritos with you after killing your sister and mother?
๐๏ธ endingtheworld ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:02:56 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
that's what my mom always says to me on christmas vacation...
fappolice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:46 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're assuming they wrote that line thinking that people talk like that?
ShaneDAWS0N ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:27:47 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're assuming I was serious about my comment?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:41:20 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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ShaneDAWS0N ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:49:20 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Twas merely an act.
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 00:28:04 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
4000 upvotes and only 2000 views... hmmm
MistaBig ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:09:40 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How much do phoney upvotes cost anyways?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:13:51 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I guess nothing haha
Gronkalicious ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 22:00:20 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was really stupid and not funny. :[
drunk-astronaut ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 00:21:15 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, you're stupid and not funny!
Gronkalicious ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:57:11 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes. :[
OnAccountOfTheJews ยท -11 points ยท Posted at 00:13:40 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can't believe there are so many people with the inability to laugh
dr_vermhat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:15:17 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's easier to laugh at something that's actually funny, but that's just my opinion.
OnAccountOfTheJews ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:37:47 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your puckered anus makes me laugh.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:09:32 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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dr_vermhat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:29:16 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't critique it. It just isn't my type of humor. Relax, not everything in the world will appeal to everyone. No need to get your panties in a wad about it.
Sysiphuslove ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 23:41:21 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is far and away the most nineties thing I've seen since Krist Novoselic took a self-inflicted Gibson to the face.
HEBisawesome ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:02:05 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thing about that is that it was funny and not trying to sell me something
Sysiphuslove ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:04:32 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
With all due respect HEB, if that submission makes anyone actually want to invite a bag of Doritos into their home, they have problems that neither one of us could possibly understand the scope of
HEBisawesome ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:01:50 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Doritos has always courted the edge lord crowd but I remember when they had two flavors that came in white bags with clear panels
wirehead ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:51:01 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I laughed. Then I read your comment.
I'm going to hide in my Kurt Cobain snuggie now.
ErynnEntropy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:31:51 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FUCK YEAH INSECT WARFARE!
Tin_Whiskers ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:44:27 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This was art.
๐๏ธ endingtheworld ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:03:47 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
thank you.
๐๏ธ endingtheworld ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:27:53 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THX!!!
Eclectophile ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:05:27 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pay attention, college marketing students: this is how you viral. Take notes!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:20:45 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know, I thought it had creative scope and an elegant resolution.
๐๏ธ endingtheworld ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:41:20 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THX!!!
sh2003 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:33:46 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking sponsored content
UltimaVirus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:59:00 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes I think Doritos is actually behind these things and casually posts these "outrageous" ads in a way to market in places and in ways they otherwise couldn't.
A conspiracy?!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:24:12 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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RICH_PENZOIL ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:44:46 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brb, going to buy a bag of doritosยฎโข
Chop_the_Nitro ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:14:07 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was payed to be in one of these. I've never seen the end product
ItsVicious ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:52:03 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Some Mudvayne in the background would be pretty fitting...
STEVEburnsTREES ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:03:33 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wtf did I just watch?
Leadingman_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:17:05 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's ours from 2008. Always liked it but realize they never go with sports oriented spots.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jj7J5tUIGJo
dfnkt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:43:35 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's in the bottle? The topper looked to be Blanton's but their bottles don't look like that. Looked more like a templeton rye bottle or something.
Leporad ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:54:48 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/funny
๐๏ธ endingtheworld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:03:36 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i tried. but one checked it out.
_skull_kid_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:39:12 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lust the dust.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:15:23 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh come on guys, that was hilarious. Of course he knew he wasn't going to win. Geeze. Lighten up
you_got_a_yucky_dick ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:08:05 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does no one realize this is still a doritos ad? "Rejected" or not, doritos is the front page of reddit. This is a fucking ad.
connsolo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:39:29 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This one is way better
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ugo7Y2lRsxc
Spikex8 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:47:00 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
eww
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:52:17 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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๐๏ธ endingtheworld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:51:15 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i asked the actor to respond as if he were being asked if he wanted some blow... and this was his response.
Flug25 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:19:27 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
best one that didnt win was https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3usaGfn7r0w
cup_of ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:34:32 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FUCK YOU DAD!
jeep2k55 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:37:49 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I dont see how that could have possibly NOT been selected to win the contest. They must have overlooked it. It hits on everything the Frito-Lays company believes in.
Shriven666 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:38:39 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
awesome
damthatriver18 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:38:48 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hungry for Doritos?
oui-cest-moi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:39:48 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Doritos: Fuck You Dad
Arklelinuke ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:43:40 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This should have won.
Husker_Kyle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:06:46 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You won in our hearts
Chas_the_Amoeba ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:25:31 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But now its effectively a free commercial for Doritos because we are all watching it.
๐๏ธ endingtheworld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:33:03 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i suppose so... any ideas as to how to monetize this "phenomena"... let me know!!!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:12:42 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The only WTF here is the upvotes.
Skyrowind ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:23:47 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
this is the stupidest fucking thing I've ever wasted my time on
XayneTrance ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:21:02 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How about a 30 minute loop of the little Dorito man dancing?
๐๏ธ endingtheworld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:34:19 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
well, here's the full song.
http://www.filedropper.com/doritomansong10 i suppose you could close your eyes and pretend he's dancing....
JuniperJupiter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:02 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You nailed the headspin, at least.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:32 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
O geez man what the frick. That's crazy man.
shittywhiteaudi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:42 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow the judges are terrible at their jobs then
dr_vermhat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:41 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never change, Reddit.
The_Derek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:28 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At least your sister is hot.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:49 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OMG I love Insect Warfare.
Sw0rDz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:09 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This reminds me of a Family Guy scene where Chester the Cheetah snorts Cheetohs.
ratherred ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:39 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The dude looks just like Seven Lions
AnnyongFunke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:41 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd like to buy the world a Dorito.
nerdking314 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:39 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is not WTF, this is LOL
ispoiler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:40 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clearly Doritos is not interested in my demographic. Fuck you, Doritos.
Why_Did_It_Stop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:55 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Smoking the bowl had me crying in joy.
McKFC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:05 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reddit made this one the most viewed of this year's entries, but didn't get selected as a finalist :/
Soperos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:48 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
that girl in the beginning was hot. what's wrong with me? why is that my takeaway from everything?
๐๏ธ endingtheworld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:36:34 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
my guess is that you are a man. and there is a hormone called "testosterone" running through your vascular system???
Soperos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:24:12 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You sound hot.
corpsetoucher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:04 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Insect warfare!
FootofGod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:18 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Perfect to was down with a nice bottle of Hitler Did Nothing Wrong.
isaacisnotcool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:18 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yea I want to consume more Doritos now.
iamonthatloud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:29 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's not how you should drink Blanton's bourbon.
๐๏ธ endingtheworld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:37:39 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lemme guess.... one of those big 2" x 2" ice cubes is more along the lines of what you were thinking???
buscoamigos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:50 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bravo! Well done
๐๏ธ endingtheworld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:38:00 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THX!!!
mycrystalcity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:42 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was incredible.
๐๏ธ endingtheworld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:38:05 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THX!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:46 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Piss on Doritos if they didn't like it, that was the shit.
Alfredo412 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:05 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is amazing
๐๏ธ endingtheworld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:38:20 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THX!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:46 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll have to post the photos of me during and after "D dust" or Doritos Dust. D dust, not. even. once.
Dan_Boone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:16 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blanton's Bourbon....damn they're classy. http://www.bourbonblog.com/blog/2011/10/27/the-best-bourbons-you-may-never-taste-blantons-bourbon-collection-tasting/
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:07 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
tl;dw
J_G_B ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:49 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dear God, what did I just watch?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:06 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
it's really bad. I see why it lost the contest.
๐๏ธ endingtheworld ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:40:14 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i know.. i blew it. :(
SystemFolder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:16 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just bought some Doritos solely because of this commercial.
๐๏ธ endingtheworld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:40:37 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i hope you didn't put them into your anus...
Danascot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:13 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
... and this one - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmE1Tfu36QU
Bryanfasinfrank ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:52 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ha-ha Gorgoroth
NotRAClST2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:02 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
this is really degenerate. The fall of western civilization, I tell ya.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:24:47 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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๐๏ธ endingtheworld ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:46:22 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
$50 for orange jump suit. $15 for 3 bags of doritos. $2 for black tea bag to brew "fake whisky". $20 fake blood $8 orange rubber gloves $30 orange make up $30 glue for doritos on the devils face.
even if i had a 401K to dip into, i didn't need to. THX TO ALL THOSE WHO HELPED OUT!!!
Casteway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:35 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Simpson's, uh, Family Guy did it: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hWaLM-h5BrM
tamnoswal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:21 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hitler did nothing wrong."
deplica ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:34 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcwzuoGcjKw
Rainb0w_Dashie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:02 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everyone saying that this isn't funny needs to remember that humor is subjective. Just because you don't find it funny doesn't mean that it's definitively not funny.
You're not the arbiter of what's funny and what's not.
goodguyromney ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:30 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
cringe cringe cringe
opulent_lemon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:11 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Insect warfare is a great band
Scaarr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:15 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Insect Warfare is fucking badass
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:43 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It should win
๐๏ธ endingtheworld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:46:53 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
it won't.
CraftyWilby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:12:44 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ya know not for nothin', I could really go for some Doritos right about now.
Kaycee_Rosenfall_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:13:26 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was hoping for something Chris Evans related...but this works too.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:11 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Really?! That one gets banned but they let the glory hole finger sucker one right on through?
Gr1pp717 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:18 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You lost because you didn't drink mountain dew.
๐๏ธ endingtheworld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:47:23 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i didn't consider this...
DJKrypt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:21 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
1000th comment!
mad_jer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:55 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Amazing!
๐๏ธ endingtheworld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:47:30 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THX!!!
thezachman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:26:01 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you really stuck it to the man with this one
๐๏ธ endingtheworld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:47:46 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ya... FUK THE MAN!!!
Blasphyx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:30 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FUCKING...INSECT...FUCKING...WARFARE
YurislovSkillet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:18 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's this garbage?
๐๏ธ endingtheworld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:48:03 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
just some bullshit. carry on.
dokidokipanic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:55 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yesterday Burger King today Doritos story on front page. Real subtle, Reddit.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:25 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hah! A not-so-subtle product placement, eh, David?
Trash_Boat_2055 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:23 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Killer Insect Warfare shirt \m/!!!
spoothead656 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:48:41 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit I thought that first girl was my ex for a second.
scrambledoctopus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:51 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely not the type of NSFW I was expecting.
mclukas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:10:29 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I did a Doritos contest submission too. I like your's more.
๐๏ธ endingtheworld ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:48:42 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THX!!!
MrDoctorSmartyPants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:19:06 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's the best commercial I've ever seen.
๐๏ธ endingtheworld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:48:53 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THX!!!!!!!!!
ministallion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:23:57 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing like Doritos and some Blanton's
๐๏ธ endingtheworld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:49:02 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
agree.
pipboylover ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:50:43 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was glorious!
liquidassassin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:07:11 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I actually made my own Doritos video once for a class work assignment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfRKcsS1DSg
boingboingaa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:17:38 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The gay ones are my favorite http://youtu.be/JVk1soGeOJc http://youtu.be/UoWP86vN5fw
Ktmktmktm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:28:16 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The song is procreating satan by gorgoroth.
outroversion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:26:37 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The crazy thing is, if they ran this they would get SO MUCH free press and I'd actually consider buying some doritos, despite them being disgusting.
SindreRule ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:59:09 on February 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where is the Dew ?
contemptious ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 20:40:45 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
that was entertaining but I'm not sure if it stimulated any nascent desire buy doritos
maybe if the dorito devil had punched the women in the face instead
๐๏ธ endingtheworld ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 20:42:57 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
more punching women in the face. that's sound advice. i'll take that into consideration.
BushMeat ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 21:26:22 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And instead of killing the sister, use some kind of slut magic to make her a Doritos devil slutty groupie.
๐๏ธ endingtheworld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:49:33 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
we apparently should work together.
BushMeat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:59:25 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
๐
vanbacon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:47 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can already see the butthurt SJW Fee Fees in Shitredditsays.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:58:57 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What is the song used in it?
PM_ME_IASIP_QUOTES ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:47:29 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sandstorm - Rick Astley
BurningBushJr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:47:08 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sandstorm has been riding the success of that one hit song for decades.
GReggzz732 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:22 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I really want some Doritos now... And some cocaine.
pitchforkmilitia ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:55:25 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking sweet Insect Warfare shirt!
HEBisawesome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:03 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not clicking. This is viral marketing again
Metal_Badger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:30 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's... not really that funny. Pacing seems really off.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:39 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It probably lost because it's longer than 30 seconds
ChrispyChipz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:25 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There are more upvotes on this post than views on the video
457undead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:24 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/Im14andthisisWTF
McDouchevorhang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:28 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why is this tagged NSFW? Smells like clickbait.
Kwangone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:14 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lost contest, but won my heart.
MistaBig ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:22 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking moronic pile of shit that makes me hate Doritos even more. If that was the point, good job.
Djesus_unchained ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:00 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It lost because it was terrible.
Cross post this to r/cringe
FragranceByBasedGod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:56 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lmao what the fuck I just got home after buying an insect warfare shirt and got on reddit to see this. Is this what people think of me?
+1 for insect warfare though
beerdigr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:11 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you smoke dorito dust?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:51:10 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck yes, Insect Warfare.
NosherPowell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:40 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did they just hijack the phrase "fuck you dad"? Will I have to pay law fees for my kids each time we argue now?
AbigailLilac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:40 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Poor Dorito Man :(
๐๏ธ endingtheworld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:50:15 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RIP
Kikiteno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:51 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think I speak for all of us when I say there ought to be a full-length Dorito man dance music video.
sadwer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:04 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It would've been hilarious if Doritos sent you a message explicitly saying that, not only did this commercial not win, but it 100% lost the contest.
pm_me_ur_burnttoast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:13 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FUCK YOU DAD
TheElderFallouts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:59 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is fucking amazing. I hate Doritos and now I want some. I'm gonna go buy some.
HansBlixJr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:17 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
bold casting all around.
elZaphod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:57 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously, it should have won. Apparently they forgot the concept of 'target audience'.
ayures ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:42:55 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They got their target audience. It's the top post on reddit right now.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:49 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For anyone wondering, the song is Procreating Satan by Gorgoroth
GrandMasterReddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:06 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/funny
astrk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:58 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
can we get that dorito man song tho?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:23 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You don't say.
GregoryGoose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:33 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like the first part a lot. RIP Dorito man.
A7O747D ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:41 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you have 10 minutes to kill, there are some pretty good ones here too.
mattimeoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:29 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Someone's a Gummo fan! I like it.
Pequeno_loco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:38 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Upvoted for the Insect Warfare shirt.
mybrilliantmind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:51 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Best tagline everโข
Source: I work in advertising. Totally legit.
mrpopenfresh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:09 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yet you still gave them viral marketing. I'd ask for money.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:34 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Since when did everybody get so serious about comedy anyways.
Tsmart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:01 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is that the lady from Zoey101?
IMSmurf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:09 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can't see why it didn't win. Fuck I'm going to go buy doritos right now.
manfly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:44 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was fucking stupid
Odkin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:24:11 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How much did they pay you to release this "unauthorized/rejected' submission? I'm sure they'd never want something edgy and controversial to go viral in a way that they deny responsibility for.
๐๏ธ endingtheworld ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:04:48 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
sadly, nothing. if you have any ideas as to how to monetize this, let me know....
๐๏ธ endingtheworld ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:31:39 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
0 dollars. unfortunately...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:25:58 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HAIL CORPORATE
tubcat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:36 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It almost beats out this wonderful Mazda 3 commercial
And somehow I just realized that I drive a Mazda 3 now. By the way, every metal fan should listen to Asschapel. They burned a short time, but that Nashville unit could really rip a joint down. Follow the Fist!!
oneill815 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:18 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I work with that metal head kid...he's an incredibly ignorant young man.
lipman19 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:57 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WOW XD This was funny
HowDaGodzChyll ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:51:29 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No mention of Insect Warfare?
mydickcuresAIDS ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 20:51:57 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This should be at the top of r/funny but it's actually funny so that may not happen. I laughed my ass off.
Brad3000 ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 23:57:01 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can't believe there are so many positive comments on this. There must be a lot of redditors from Washington or Colorado. Only way I can explain it.
OnAccountOfTheJews ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:13:47 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can't believe there are so many people with the inability to laugh
ayures ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:50 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
r/WowThatsFunny
Pesceman3 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 00:29:21 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yea man because if someone doesn't find this particular video funny then they are definitely a fricking loser who cant laugh at anything man definitely no doubt
OnAccountOfTheJews ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:47 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
something tells me you find few things funny
little_banjo ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:15:33 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm too high to understand what's going on.
dinosquirrel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:34 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bad sound, bad lighting, bad camera angles, that's probably why you didn't win. The other part was actually funny.
voidd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:55 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nice Insect Warfare shirt.
XtremeGuy5 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:50:29 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is highly WTF
JohnnyZondo ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 20:21:29 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Id buy that for a dollar...
AFishBackwards ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 20:50:40 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Right. I'm off to buy doritos. Bye.
warpfield ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:21:51 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
this is why you have to stick it to the man.
autistsf ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:41:31 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is still my favorite Doritos contest ad
markko79 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:51:36 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I said, "Fuck you, dad," once. Just once.
ElectroBoof ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:23:41 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This should be at the top of /r/funny because of how unfunny it is
It would fit right in
codemonkey69 ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 21:22:04 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I fucking lost it at him toking up on Doritos and exhaling Doritos dust. 10/10 would watch again.
JakeM5253 ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 21:29:10 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's probably the best commercial I've seen
[deleted] ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 21:45:00 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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CMDR_Gila ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 21:58:15 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like this
shaw2885 ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 21:08:34 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I could go for some Doritos and Steel Panther right now after watching that.
imapootisbird ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:54:04 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Death to all but Cool Ranch
Walls ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:48:53 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kevin McAlister....
CreamyGoodnss ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:43:05 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I really wonder how far into the video they said "LOL but nah"
Divotus ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:49:50 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can't win if you don't even try...
Kitchenfire ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:52:41 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is just MetalHead's way of coping after snapping and killing his mother and sister.
killabeesattack ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:14:10 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Insect Warfare T pleases me to no end.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:17:27 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gotta love Insect Warfare, though.
theotherplanet ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:21:08 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love that ending
LeonardWashington ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:21:11 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I saw Insect Warfare a few times, many moons ago. To see them referenced anywhere makes me very happy. I think I'm gonna go grind up some Doritos, vape em and listen to some grind tonight...
THANK YOU /u/endingtheworld !
Szos ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:31:29 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Their loss, Reddit's gain.
MistaBig ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:02 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A great loss for humanity.
Weacron ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:34:06 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
r/fuckyou would be proud.
To whoever down voted me. Fuck you.
zakl2112 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:37:56 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I lost it at the dorito smoke
Enigmutt ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:55:52 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No wonder it lost, those walls are awful.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:57:14 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Edgy
bigxchocolate ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:59:36 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That insect warfare tank tho
PlebbitFan ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:50 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Insect Warfare, good shit
spiritofbaltimore ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:43:13 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Insect Warfare \m/
el_monstruo ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:48:54 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I only have one question, how did it lose?
Wisdom_from_the_Ages ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 01:35:55 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/hailcorporate
You didn't lose the contest. You made a commercial for doritos that is perfect for the reddit demographic.
mechtech ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:38:59 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's always the same few companies spamming reddit with this crap ad content. Taco Bell and Doritos especially.
Wisdom_from_the_Ages ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:44:05 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They know all they need to do is drop the name. Reddit needs to filter this shit ASAP.
No-smoking signs make people want to smoke. All they have to do is make a bunch of fake users pretend to get upset about all the Doritos TM brand ads and some poor idiot is going to get a craving.
Reddit needs to have autofilters.
Doritos --> Shitfinger Tortillas
Taco Bell --> Wood Pulp In Ground Beef Garbage Restaurant
kalel1980 ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 20:50:19 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lmfao! That was awesome!
nidoking7 ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 20:57:28 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I dunno why they passed on it. I want to eat doritos now because of it
BushMeat ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 21:27:35 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eat? I want to snort, smoke and shoot up Doritos!
ShitsFakereallytho ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 23:09:22 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
well done....fucking awesome
cvillano ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 22:36:02 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Muh violence against women
box-art ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 22:05:17 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
That was fucking hilarious.
Edit: Okay, sure, downvote me for finding something funny... Jeez.
PM_ME_YOUR_CLACKER ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:22:56 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah bunch of fucks in here for sure.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:02 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you Dad
screen317 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:57 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/Montageparodies is leaking
asianwaste ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:43 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This isn't WTF but it's still pretty great.
ShuffleAlliance ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:56 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd absolutely vote for that.
sirbassist83 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:05 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
is it too late to vote for this? i want to vote for this
barsen404 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:17 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe an offbrand product can still use it. Have you tried approaching Lays?
bugath ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:14 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Awesome. But this is still the best Doritos commercial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiwPMQWBcAQ
Jazzspasm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:41:31 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for bringing your account out of retirement to post an advert for Doritos in a Doritos advert thread - real smooth work, there
MistaBig ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:35 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ain't clicking dat shit
ilovedrinking ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:46 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Laughing my balls off.
scumbsf ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:43 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for making that.
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 22:37:23 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I could get behind that.
PTgenius ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:38:33 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
what the shit
RayInfinite ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:44:10 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rip in piece Dorito Man
September20th ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:50:28 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The guys over at /r/montageparodies would have a field day with this
1millionbucks ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:51:35 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where's 4chan when you need'm
MutantSharkPirate ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:58:10 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
world extermination 33rpm is one of the best possible doom albums ever.
but insect warfare is cool as a grind outfit normally
mailslot ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:58:50 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What did you use for the CG?
๐๏ธ endingtheworld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:24:54 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
adobe after effects.
thoughtrationality ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:59:41 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Claire?
http://imgur.com/tgPczEF
neoriply379 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:02:42 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I still stand by this one being the fan commercial most deserving of winning the Super Bowl contest.
ZeroDivisorOSRS ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:04:11 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Doritios, brought to you by hating your father.
Hey, we know it's why you eat so much.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:04:23 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This seems normal. For maybe Aussie t.v.
Psyladine ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:11:10 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Someone needs to post /u/moderndemagogue comment about commercial directing and complaining.
ModernDemagogue ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:29:53 on January 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/Filmmakers/comments/1j3j1v/we_entered_a_make_a_doritos_ad_competition_we/cbav89v
That said, this one posted above is absolutely hilarious and completely insane. There is no way it was ever intended to win, and while there are so many things wrong with it, it's at least going for like, a kind of Tim and Eric funny that I appreciate its utter retardedness.
caspissinclair ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:11:38 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow... not a single creepy Youtube comment about the girl at the beginning!
skylinepidgin ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:15:29 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This should instead be a tribute to Scott Weiland.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:16:31 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
one check in the W column
joe-clark ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:18:04 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It would have won if they snorted the powder with these http://theconsumerscorner.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/7117370241_7b7c143539_z1.jpg
Chickenhub ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:18:44 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rip doritos man
jono523 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:22:25 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can see why it lost - under representation of minorities
Codexnecro ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:23:21 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh nice, insect warfare :D
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:26:33 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just love the dude's face right after the mom asks who he is.
shagrathspawn ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:27:40 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never thought I'd hear Procreating Satan by Gorgoroth in a Doritos ad.
10010101 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:27:55 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No wonder,Dori toast...
__v ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:30:01 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nice work! (Dorito man's acting, I mean)
charminator ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:34:15 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What did I just watch?
KnowMatter ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:34:46 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This actually made me want Doritos, well done.
itscochino ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:36:12 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FUCK YOU DAD
InitiatePenguin ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:36:19 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I swear I could smell the Dorito dust while watching that video.
boatmurdered ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:39:04 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OKKAYY!
hhhh64 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:40:24 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The dad is Glen Tennis from Tim & Eric, right?
https://youtu.be/YqQ9Fg9Bb-U
SHIT_DOWN_MY_PEEHOLE ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:55:15 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I felt like I was watching Metalocalypse
Darktidemage ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:56:00 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Im not sure why ads like this don't exist on the internet.
Dessiato ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:57:55 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The ads... The ads are evolving Jimmy.. soon... We won't be able to tell if they are ads anymore..
jarvispeen ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:04:55 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
meh
TiRoDa ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:06:58 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sweet Insect Warfare shirt!
SaggyBallsHD ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:07:14 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Meh
MisterTruth ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:12:58 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It lost because it doesn't make me want to buy the product. The point of a commercial is to sell a product, or at the very least inform you of the product. Since Doritos already has saturated brand awareness, you need a commercial that sells the product.
yoholmes ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:19:08 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blanton's is som good ass bourbon.
frodosbitch ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:19:47 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I suspect this was not submitted. Contests like this often state that by submitting you are transferring the copyright over to the company in question. Fucked up but there you go...
JavelinTF2 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:22:26 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
inb4 Doritos commissioned this for prime advertising on subs like this
out_ov_step ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:22:59 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i have that same insect warfare shirt!
PillowTalk420 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:23:44 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This reminds me of that Ween song they made for Pizza Hut called "Where'd the Cheese Go?" They rejected the tune, and the band tweaked it slightly and resubmitted it as "Where'd the Mother Fuckin' Cheese Go?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s492PMdIaJs Both versions
ostrofci ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:23:59 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So awesome
ZeusMcFly ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:25:53 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, rad Insect Warfare shirt.
ActualFaceOfGod ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:28:33 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Insect Warfare t-shirt \m/
Shnazzyone ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:30:41 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not enough tits
forkandspoon2011 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:32:11 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It will always be a winner in my book.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:34:14 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The daughter was hot
Norcalmann ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:34:40 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Explain it to me......how did this loose the contest?
MisterUNO ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:50:26 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The son looks older than the dad.
Azureapsara ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:51:33 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm supposed to want Doritos, not massive amounts of meth with a side of JackD, right...? Er, yeah, I see why it flunked. Now I cannot unsee...
GETLOOSE69 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:01:00 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking Ew
str1cken ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:05:52 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/HailCorporate
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:09:13 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I saw this in new but didn't bother commenting on it :(
danielcochran ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:13:15 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This may be the best thing I have seen in months.
OkiDokiTokiLoki ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:19:59 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite.
https://youtu.be/Y-P0Hs0ADJY
sthngdrksde ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 23:51:06 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
that was soo funny, I'm in tears haha
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:22 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
this is the greatest thing ive ever seen in my life
teh_wad ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 00:14:24 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How did this not win? I'm boycotting Doritos till they use this.
Celty74 ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 23:19:45 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hahahahahahha.....that's brass balls to send that in.
SuperSaiyanNoob ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 22:58:49 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This one is far better than most of them. I remember the cringestorm that it brought.
1brokenmonkey ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:25 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snorting and smoking doritos? I'm shocked they didn't create a whole job for you where you just come up with new ways to consume doritos.
roozor ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:09 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How the hell did it lose using Gorgoroth. It's an outrage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KptyZw3Yagk&feature=youtu.be&t=46s
pirategolf13 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:05 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking brutal. I love it.
traversecity ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:55 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good work, somebody needs to hire you.
shitbadger ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:36 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
why the hell did it lose ? I want some Doritos'sยฎ
xantys ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:03 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite part was actually the animated dorito man dance
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:04 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
More NSFW Ads (that actually got aired) over here... /r/NSFWAdverts
ibonedurwife ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:30 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It has more up votes than views
thehaga ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:38 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm still not eating this garbage and there is more interesting shit to watch.
Nice try though. Looks like a lot of the circlejerk got fooled.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:26 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not lost, but rather didn't win. Because you won. Our
heartssouls.CarlSagan6 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:39 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
See, this makes me wanna go buy Doritos
ckydmk ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:17 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What did smoking doritos taste like?
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:46 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Might have been funny when I was 15.
Probably not.
Ranqs ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:53 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/cringe
Jerrshington ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:42 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/im14andthisiswtf
PoliteDickhead ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:58 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm very happy to see other people just messing around with the doritos people. I do it every year cause I love their reasons for rejecting my content. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihLu8NiuATo
Tofuboy ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:49 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
wew lad that's some edgy shit right there
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 07:39:12 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hate this trend of "funny" videos with people shouting all the time.
hit me with yo best downbote
Harryinmontreal ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 21:58:48 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Am I the only one who rolls up the Orange Doritos cheese entrails like a booger and flicks it? There has to be a boogerito submission somewhere
LadyNomNom ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:44:19 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You might be the only one.
robertgray ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 00:09:21 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You win the contest in my eyes dude. I need to find a gif loop of the back and forth shot of the devil, it was so good!
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 00:18:00 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is fucking awesome
brickmack ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 23:43:37 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How could this possibly lose? It was funny, had surprisingly good production, and it seems like it would appeal to the demographic most Doritos ads do.
lafn1996 ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 23:47:58 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gets my vote
glirkdient ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 00:03:46 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
The only /r/wtf part of this is how a commercial got so highly upvoted in /r/wtf. This guy has been inactive for 2 years and then posts a doritos commercial?
Farfener ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 23:23:15 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heck, made me laugh.
pendingKill ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 23:29:56 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
loved it
SuperHighDeas ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 23:37:13 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
More like WHAT THE AWESOME!
ubspirit ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 23:42:01 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This was the best thing I have ever seen
Leporad ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 23:55:38 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haha, amazing writing.
[deleted] ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 23:38:28 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:48:51 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Probably won't happen.