This is pretty borderline not unethical, but I think it's pretty clever so I'm not going to delete it.
sean_b81 ยท 90 points ยท Posted at 16:12:01 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
if you think this is unethical, you've never asked your wife/gf where she wants to go eat. shy of loss of life, there is no ethical line i wouldnt cross for a straight answer to this question.
[deleted] ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 17:28:16 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Dear god...I've had "where do you want to go for lunch" end with my ex sobbing in the car from her inability to make a decision (other than that my favorite taco place was unacceptable).
NetSage ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 20:41:44 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
OMG she we was crying? At that point I would have just said I'll get my Taco's to go and you can get whatever you want when you're ready.
[deleted] ยท 429 points ยท Posted at 15:51:15 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 306 points ยท Posted at 16:04:09 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
My guess is that itโs insincere but honestly who gives a shit. Your SO is going to dine where she wants. Win all around.
To me it's along the lines of pretending you forgot a birthday so you can throw a surprise party. Technically you have to tell some lies to pull it off, but I wouldn't call it unethical since you know that the person being lied to would be fine with it if they knew.
el0d ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 17:08:05 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
To me it's along the lines of pretending you forgot a birthday so you can throw a surprise party.
To me it seem more like the opposite, like you had actually forgotten their birthday for real but when confronted you say that you were just pretending to have forgotten it.
Moojay ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:37:11 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
But a birthday is a fixed date, no ifs or buts. A woman deciding where she wants to eat on the other hand...
whatpost ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:44:30 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Get the pork belly sandwich. It's delicious and will shorten the time you have left on this earth. Everyone one you get is like one less Arby's trip shaved off the end of your life.
[deleted] ยท -17 points ยท Posted at 17:04:59 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I posted my insanely adorable (objectively, not just to me) infant son to /r/aww and it got -5. Some heartless motherfuckers downvoted my beautiful baby. How?! How can you downvote such adorableness? I get not upvoting, fine, but legit downvoting?!? The sub rules say babies are allowed...and he was fuckin cute god dammit lol
Who the fuck downvoted you to -5 on this comment too, I'm sat here laughing my ass off reading this
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:46:14 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I donโt know! I was just thinkin it was funny too, I wasnโt like legit mad or something at /r/aww. I was trying to be hyperbolic for comedic purposes but no apparently for thinking my baby is cute I can go fuck myself apparently
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:47:39 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I told my baby momma the story and she got insanely upset and acted like I had committed a crime by posting a pic of my infant on the internet and demanded I take it down so I did cuz I donโt wanna fight
Iโm confused here because yes... lying to a child is unethical.
Itโs easy to say things like, โThatโs much better than yesterday.โ or โYouโre almost there, keep practicing.โ To give positive feedback without lying.
Are you trying to say these lies are ethical? Maybe this is a semantic thing and I donโt have a solid definition of โethical.โ
All lies are deception which violates my own code of conduct... so I would call that unethical.
In a sense it is manipulation, so i'd say it qualifies.
GulGarak ยท 153 points ยท Posted at 15:49:44 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, if your boyfriend did this to you and you found out and you posted it to /r/relationships, the geniuses over there would identify plenty of behavior like gaslighting and negging and tell you to leave him ASAP.
At the risk of coming off as pretentious and condescending:
Manipulate
Handle or control (a tool, mechanism, etc.), typically in a skillful manner.
(given that specific definition) Is manipulation of humans always unethical? People "manipulate" others in social settings all of the time. It usually has a negative connotation when it's strong enough, but we all do it to a minor extent.
For the sake of ourselves. And for others.
Eating is selfish, but is it unethical?
My point: is manipulating them to get what they want unethical for them? Especially if it's to a minor extent and not really selfish?
Dan4t ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:53:11 on December 22, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
But manipulation isn't inherently unethical. This is a clear example of acceptable manipulation.
Hehehehehe, I make that kind of argument with socialists, what happens when your income gets to the point that people want you to pay your 50% plus "fair share".
โWe are socialists,ย we are enemies of todayโs capitalistic economic system for the exploitation of the economically weak, with its unfair salaries, with its unseemly evaluation of a human being according to wealth and property instead of responsibility and performance, and we are all determined to destroy this system under all conditions.โ โAdolf Hitler
Yeah when I see something thats not unethical I just change change the "unethical" to "ultimate" in my mind. That way I recieve a ultimate life pro tip
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:00 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty borderline not unethical? Wtf does that even mean
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:48 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Crickets boast an excellent nutrient profile, providing a great source of lean protein, vitamins and minerals. Crickets contain about 65% protein, and other insects can contain up to 80% protein. Astonishingly, some insects have the same or greater amount of iron than beef.
Crickets are a complete protein source, meaning they contain all of the essential amino acids. They also have omega 3 and 6 fatty acids, and are high in calcium and vitamin B12.
...
Youโre going to be eating crickets, so just get over it
wakedaz3 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:50:37 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
As soon as I read this post I thought of the Winchester. As clever as this is, she could sarcastically pick the place she hates and knows you love to go to.
Cricket's is a bar/restaurant in my town, it's aight.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:21:12 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
the cricket bar
[deleted] ยท 165 points ยท Posted at 16:01:28 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"omg I can't believe you forgot YOUR favorite restaurant! Remember the one we talked about going to this week... It's by that street uhh.. it had a great menu"
Edit: Some pickles are just too hard to get out of.
calgil ยท 71 points ยท Posted at 16:57:18 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The Pickle Place it is.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:05:45 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Aka her pussy
062b ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:53:42 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Pickle Rick's where they add pickle to everything for no reason, try our lasagna with pickles, chinese chow mein with pork and pickle, or maybe our famous pickle pizza
I was just thinking of this dish my girlfriends dad made called srtrutmos (im mangling that spelling) Hes from the netherlands and he says they eat it all the time. Its mashed potatoes ,pork or kelbasa and kale all mixed together with pickled cucumber and pickled onion on the side. I thought the pickles made it awesome.
I used to go to a food truck called "How the Pickle Got Out of a Jam" all the time. They were awesome. Their specialties were... drum roll... pickles and jam. They also had the best fried chicken I've had in my entire life.
JosephND ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:54 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh come on hun, don't tell me you already forgot the last time I took you there. I always feel special to be able to treat you to things that you like and now I feel like you just throw it in my face."
Yea, I think she hinted at that. We started a diet and exercise โlifestyle changeโ this past Saturday together. Iโm gonna take a swing and say sheโs not a fan.
123run ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:52 on April 24, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It's no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles, fought by mercenaries and machines.
War--and it's consumption of life--has become a well-oiled machine.
War has changed.
ID-tagged soldiers carry ID-tagged weapons, use ID-tagged gear. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities.
Genetic control, information control, emotion control, battlefield controlโฆeverything is monitored and kept under control.
Warโฆhas changed.
The age of deterrence has become the age of control, all in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction, and he who controls the battlefield, controls history.
Warโฆhas changed.
When the battlefield is under total control, war becomes routine.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:43 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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Kartikus ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:31:26 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The line is talking about the unchanging violent nature of man, not about literal wars. It's saying that even after the world has ended and we're all living in an irradiated post-apocalyptic wasteland, the survivors will still fight and kill each other over whatever remains. The Great War brought no peace, everyone got even more violent and feral and society collapsed, giving way to the "dog eat dog" world of yore when humans were just another kind of animal. We learned nothing from the Great War, because conflict is intrinsic to our very psyche.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:40 on January 2, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He-hey! There's the high roller!
danijoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:36 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
ok lol
ig88b1 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 15:45:47 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Real talk tho, if you're the limiting factor on picking restaurants (i.e., you're the pickiest one in the group), it's totally logical for you to pick the most often, since you'll veto the most options. People who are pickier than me seem to take this personally, but I literally just want to problem solved based on what we know about each other. There's nothing wrong with being (reasonably) picky, idk why me asking others where THEY want to eat is somehow selfish or judgemental of me.
Exactly. I will literally eat anywhere. I don't care. Does the place serve food? Good, i'm down. The picky person needs to be the one to pick, especially if ive already offered up several suggestions.
This is literally my life ๐
The worst part is we're in Portland, and there's literally too many A+ restaurants to even get to. And you can't pick one? Come on.
Ugh, I've been hungry for hours just pick a damn place!
Wow, don't yell at me. You should've eaten.
I was waiting for you because you hate eating alone.
Well fine then. Let's just make something really quick to tide us over.
There's nothing to eat in the house.
I just bought groceries.
But I'm too hungry to cook.
Let's just go to the place around the corner then.
Nah, I ate there yesterday.
Order a different thing off the menu. That's where we're going.
Me: "Cool. Buffet it is. You can get whatevs from there."
Me again: *shrugs smiling winsomely
Her: "You just don't get it do you? A buffet?! Are you kidding me? Do you even really care about what I WANT? DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME?!?!?!"
Sad Me: ....What do you want me to say right now?
Mad Her: "You should just be supportive!!!!"
Bro this shit happened to me last night. She says I'm starving I say what do you want I'll get it for you. Idk.... Alright thanks keep starving then dafuq
HBStone ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 15:58:24 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
As a girlfriend, Iโm sorry Iโm like this. I donโt know why Iโm like this. Itโs just... once we start throwing options around itโs easy to say โthatโs an option... thinking about it... no not that one.โ But I canโt come up with options on my own. So I just need them to be thrown at me rapid-fire until one sounds good. Usually The One Chinese Place is a โyesโ for me and That One Mexican Place is a โnoโ for me.
So if my boyfriend asks โwhat do you want to eat?โ Iโll say โAsian.โ And heโll say โok, which place?โ But then I have to think of all the Asian food places around! And we start the whole process over again of โno...no...not that...no...โ
Iโm sorry
syransea ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:46:00 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Did you just explain to us that you're incapable of having an original thought?
HBStone ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:46:20 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It's not a matter of WHERE, it's a matter of WHAT. I want fries from McDonald's, a spicy chicken sandwich from Hardee's, ice cream from Dairy Queen, a salad from Subway, and a coke from that one gas station across town because they're the only place with the correct syrup to carbonated water ratio.
That's when you just refuse to play. "I'm just going to go to X, and you'd be welcome to join me. I'll wait like 5 minutes for you to decide an alternate place if you want us to go somewhere else together, but seriously, I already decided to go somewhere so I'm going to be out the door soon with or without you."
That might be part of why I don't have anyone. I absolutely cannot stand other peoples' indecisiveness. Either decide something for us, or agree to my suggestion, or just get out of my way.
gwarsh41 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:30:43 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I always get, "eeh... I guess if you really want it".
issybird ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:00:16 on January 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
My husband is like this. Heโll ask what we should do for dinner, I give a hundred suggestions until Iโm annoyed and finally hit one he likes. Yesterday I went through that with him and a few friends, it took like an hour and a half. It went from breakfast to lunch and the place we decided on had a line out the door. We went to Chiliโs instead.
It's almost like women are people who act differently from one another and gross stereotypes don't always apply to individuals!
ig88b1 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:43:57 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Really? I'll do that but suddenly there's some new diet she's on that excludes anything within 25 miles of my house, Or maybe the last time we went it was "just ok" or maybe her friend who she is currently fighting with works there.....
"Shoulda picked somewhere then." No but really she knows I'll choose if she doesn't know what she wants, I do usually know what she wants though. She's decently down to earth, except when she's hungry, in which case anything will do.
NJBarFly ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:33:04 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What she likes to eat today, is not the same as what she likes to eat tomorrow.
OR, alternatively, pick three (or so) things you'd like and let your significant choose from them. Great way to reduce the burden of responsibility, indicate things you're interested in, and allow your partner input.
EDIT: Also more effective to suggest multiple options to start rather than one at a time, as it involves a comparison of possible choices rather than a single option with no fallback.
My wife maintains that when she was growing up in Phoenix in the late 70's / early 80's there was a La Cucaracha restaurant. Still not sure if I believe her.
OTOH, when we lived in Southern California, there was a Thai restaurant near us called 'Poo Ping Palace'. We never ate there, but I swear it was for real.
idwthis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:45 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
There's a mexican restaurant in my hometown named La Carreta, and as a kid I thought it was called La Cucaracha and I refused to eat there because I knew cucaracha meant cockroach.
Yup. If you have any questions about the code I wrote (it probably has an error somewhere), feel free to send me a PM. I can probably help explain in some capacity (I'm a newbie myself.)
Hey wow, thanks a ton dude! Really though, my error was more due to the fact that I was in calc 2 when I commented that and didn't really process it fully. Really good of you to offer to help though.
What the fuck happened to Moeโs? Place had solid food, an original menu, and good salsa choices 7-8 years ago...went to one recently and it was terrible in every single way.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:55 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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Aesen1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:04:48 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Really? I dont know average IQ numbers, but your username made it sound like you were proud and flaunting the fact that you had a three digit IQ. Like having a username such as SolvedRubiksCube
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:06:43 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This implies you recommend that awful Mexican place too often.
I told my boyfriend we had reservations to a surprise dinner spot on Valentineโs Day. He got dressed up in a nice suit and I took him to Chick-Fil-A. They were doing a special where you made a reservation and they would save you a table with a white tablecloth, candles and roses and have a server wait on you. They also had a magician come to your table too for some reason. It was awesome.
Mr3n1gma ยท 278 points ยท Posted at 16:46:07 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
To be honest if I was your boyfriend I couldnโt even be bad if I was trolled. Now come birthday time...
Bro i don't know if you ever had Chick-fil-A but this shit ain't trolling, this shits the most delicious valentine's meal that chicks boyfriend ever had.
Mr3n1gma ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 17:30:59 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Dude I love Chick-fil-A but wish they were open on Sunday. She did get him to dress up though and as much as I like them I would feel pretty out of place in a suit even if they did church it up for Valentineโs Day. That being said I would be pretty happy with the food.
My husband and I couldnt find a babysitter one year for valentine's day, so we did this and took the kids with us. Our chick fil a also had a chocolate fountain for the occasion, lol.
akasora0 ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 18:36:14 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
wtf....i guess i know where i'm going to this valentines day
It's always the most run down piece of shit restaurant that always has the best damn food you have ever eaten. Linoleum floor with tiles missing, air smells funny, weird shit hanging on the walls, and if the cook is a big fat guy then you'd better prepare your tastebuds for the greatest thing they'll ever taste.
My wife is not a big fan of Mexican, so whenever she pulls the old "Where should we eat? I don't care, anywhere you want" bit i immediately say "Mexican?" She always says "no" so clearly its not "whatever i want", and clearly she does care.
My husband and I made a deal that if I say "wherever you want" I'm stuck with whatever he decides. I've started saying "I'm not sure, what are thinking" instead
They put this terrible red sauce on EVERTYTHING, despite the fact I always ask for them to leave it off. I agree to go once or twice a year, and only once has my order come out without that sauce. That one time, the food was actually really good.
The red sauce is like pizza sauce which tastes terrible on Mexican food. My husband thinks it's amazing. He says it combines his two favorite things.
Maybe I'm crazy, but tacos and burritos shouldn't be smothered in pizza sauce, but since they just opened a second location, I'm probably the weird one.
snp3rk ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:17:02 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
$10 says ya'll go there only because it is the cheapest sit-down dinner. I think that's the only reason those places exist. I want to have dinner with my GF but can't afford $45 ~ La Cacina it is!
The cheapest in the area is less than half a mile from our house and my second favorite Mexican place. The place we go that he loves and I hate is a 30 minute drive. I think he loves it so much simply because it was his first experience with Mexican. His parents hate it, so he never tried it until he was on his own and the place is near his first apartment.
Then you say โno, come on, Iโm serious! Guess! Itโs some place you likeโ
sudstah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:23:33 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
always use their second guess! girls are hardly sarcastic twice, if you have the rare kind that you can never take seriously use her 4th guess! if you need to use any more then that shes playing you!
Heres a fun story for you. When I was in high school, me and this girl weren't exactly dating, but might as well have been. We just didn't really want to get attached since we'd be leaving for college. I may have been a little more enthusiastic about trying to be in a relationship, but in the end we just became good friends until this day.
Anyway, on April Fools, I told her to dress up nice since I would be taking her out to eat somewhere nice. I ended up showing up in sweat pants and we went to McDonalds. She looked pretty nice too; I felt slightly bad about the whole thing, but the fact that it was april 1st should have tipped her off.
G_Mahler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:51:31 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"No, honey. We are going to somewhere special tonight... but you must guess first!"
she gets excited and says you should go to Dorsia. You play it out and amazingly get a 20:00 dinner there. She asks you why did you brought to Dorsia and you have to play it out and say you love her and wants to marry her and she says yes. Now that you are engaged you go home have weird sex and she gets pregnant of twins. Unfortunately, war brakes over and you must go fight for your side while your lover gets to take care of her belly. At some point, you become someone else and when you get back home she says you are not you anymore and you end up choking her. From your point of view, she was the one who betrays you. She gets rushed to the hospital but dies from deep sadness, leaving your newborn twins to live with her fancy rich parents. You start fighting your war mate for some dumb reason and even after he says you shouldn't try do dumb shit, you do it anyway and get your dick cut off. He is not your bro anymore, you hate him. He leaves you while saying he loved you. It's too late to cancel the Halloween party you were having next week (the 200$ black costume was too good to not to show), but after you hear about your ex lover you are like "nooooooooo!". 20 years pass and you liked your costume so much you didn't take it off. You meet a dude who looks like some one from nighty eight, when the under taker threw mankind off hellinacell, and fell sixteen feet through an announcers table. *
jemm ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:38:47 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
OP forgot the critical step: have a backup answer if she says something like this or like "I don't know, where?" In software development we call this graceful degradation.
choragus ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 15:42:04 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"Why would you say that about me?"
[deleted] ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 16:06:52 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"You're just like your father"
fezzam ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 16:18:40 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The manโs been dead for 17 years Elizabeth! Yet you keep dragging him into shit like this. Iโm done. Itโs the same as last week when we went to look at lamps, and that time we went over to Shaunโs house for the party. What is the problem!
Chispy ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:23:07 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I literally just had this exact argument with my dog. What a bitch.
bnh1978 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:59:33 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You're right! We aren't going for food! We're fucking!
Middge ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:16:04 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"Knowing you, probably fucking McDonalds..."
"No way. Not this time. I'll give you a hint for your next guess... I've heard you tell me that love it!"
Axiomiat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:31:08 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This is flawless for my situation. No matter what she'll override whatever I come up with. Either my bluff works or it motivates a real answer out of her.
1stOnRt1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:57:28 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like i would say the opposite. Why would you suggest asking open ended questions?
choragus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:32:25 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
As stated in the question, the answer is either yes or no. I believe the OP's framing of the conversation to be clever and useful. I'd use it about 20 to 30% of the time to avoid it becoming a recognizable pattern.
nathreed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:06:57 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Because it gets them talking about themselves in more detail, and then you can maybe take the conversation in a different direction based on something they said. It saves you from running out of things to talk about (or at least makes it a lot harder) or asking questions that sound really stupid or are super (uncomfortably) specific.
1stOnRt1 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:18:43 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What does that have to do with getting your girlfriend to pick a place for dinner?
Asking questions that have yes or no answers really helps me narrow down what the girlfriend wants. Asking open ended questions just gives her space to say "I dont know, what do you want" or "I dont care"
Yep, people are talking about two different kinds of conversations. In the "dinner" conversation you want a direct answer. In the "talk about yourself" conversation you don't want yes/no answers. In this ULPT, you want a direct answer.
1stOnRt1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:27:42 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The people talking about getting her to open up about herself are not asking direct yes/no type questions. The people wanting her to choose where to eat are asking direct yes/no type questions.
1stOnRt1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:41:27 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Thats an entirely different comment chain, and not one that I have even seen.
I think you must have responded to the wrong comment
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:17:01 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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1stOnRt1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:19:58 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
When did we switch to making small talk?
This is about getting your girlfriend to pick a place for dinner
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:02 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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1stOnRt1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:22:36 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
He was making a reference to American Psycho, which was referenced in the comment before him regarding making dinner reservations
Their early work was a little too 'new-wave' for my taste, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own - both commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humour. In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is 'Hip To Be Square', a song so catchy most people probably don't listen to the lyrics - but they should! Because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself!
You gotta make it her second guess every now and then
AMViquel ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:19:05 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Oh yeah, because "Where do you wanna go?" - "You pick something!" - "A it is" - "I HATE A, you should know that." - "Then B?" - "We had that only twelve days ago. Why do I always have to pick!" is working so well.
Chances are the most expensive place requires reservations.
"I did try as my first choice, but I couldn't get a reservation. Guess again."
If she nails you again with a ridiculous expensive place, give the reservation excuse again and just name a place. You keep up the guessing game and she will call your bluff.
THAT IS WHAT REDDIT IS DESIGNED FOR. Not to intentionally come across as condescending but reddit is a content aggregator, it's a website specifically designed for the sharing of content from around the Internet. The tagline is "the front page of the Internet", the whole point of reddit is "stealing" content so it is concentrated in one place. Ideally the original content should be credited but it isn't necessary, especially if it's just a vague notion of an idea like this post.
It's one of my dumbest pet peeves - people getting upset with reposts and content theft. That's literally the whole point of the website, sharing things that otherwise wouldn't have been seen by many people.
"My friend told me a joke, but he didn't make it up from nothing at all, so I told him he's a shitposting karma farmer."
Kitnado ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:21 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It's like people trying to change the website into whatever they want it to be, instead of accepting it for what it is. My pet peeve in that area is people complaining about being downvoted "Downvotes are not for disagreeing!", "You're only proving me right by downvoting", "Everyone downvoting is a baby".
Like bitch Imma press this here button for whatever damn reason I please
All downvoting means is that you were a dick or you challenged a widely accepted belief (or, sometimes, both). It's like when edgy teenagers and politics students get upset with single issue voters in real elections. Sure it matters but it doesn't have to be equally meaningful to everybody. Some people think democracy is the most important thing in the universe, some people think it's not really all that important. It's like with upvotes and downvotes, some people genuinely measure their self worth by how many people agree with them online and other people think that shit is hilarious.
Personally I'm of the opinion that y'all can go suck a fuck, downvote below plz.
Kitnado ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:22:53 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Nando's is an international casual dining restaurant chain originating in South Africa. Founded in 1987, Nando's operates about 1,000 outlets in 30 countries.
Nando's specializes in Portuguese style chicken dishes with various peri-peri marinades.
I wonder if European tourists to the US who eat at a Chiptole's feel the same excitement at having found a one-of-a-kind, exotic, modern yet authentic place to eat, like I did when I first ate at a Nando's in London a couple of years back.
t3hnhoj ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:02:36 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Mediocre chicken place. Not worth the price either like, there is 1 in the mall near my work. Every day for lunch we go to the mall and it's been picked may be 2 times in the last 2 years.
Meanwhile chick fa la has been picked almost every week.
This is the truth. The chicken is tasty don't get me wrong but the price to serving size ratio is not worth it. 15 bucks for a chicken leg and half a cup of rice. Ehhh...
LLicht ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:13:36 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It's really about the Peri Peri sauce. Around me, you can buy Nando's sauces in grocery stores, so I have no reason to go to the restaurant for overpriced meat and sides.
As an American who had Nandoโs in London I thought it was just standard fried chicken. I also tried the hottest sauce they had in the restaurant and it was about as spicy as like Taco Bell hot sauce. Whole experience was very cheeky though
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:05:53 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Good to know, I LOVE spicy and nothing pisses me off more than ordering "extra spicy" or "Indian style" and it comes out about as spicy as a turnip. I want FIREEE! I need to sweat and cry or it's not good enough!
RyanB_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:29:52 on December 21, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Bit late to the thread but yeah, I agree. I work there so I get that staff discount, but if I didnโt thereโs no way Iโd want to spend that kinda money
Just looked more into it. They came to Canada in 95, then opened a test branch in DC in 2008. Since then they
expanded in the DC/Baltimore area and Chicago a few years later.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:33:49 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
No. As an American, "Maccies" is not "nice" anywhere. It's somewhere in between instant ramen and dog food in terms of quality. I hesitate to even call anything they serve a "burger". And the "chicken nuggets" are legit the worst in the entire world.
It's cheap, gross food for poor people who don't care about taste, only calories.
Report stuff if it doesn't fit in a sub. I've started doing it more and more. Users will often upvote cool stuff without even looking at the sub. If you report it, a mod may take a look at it and agree with you that it doesn't fit. That's part of the reason these are moderated forums.
ennuiui ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 14:51:59 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
gsbiz ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 15:46:24 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Weeell listen to little lord fontleroy with a "home". Last night I had a fair beating for dinner before being tucked into my shoebox to shiver myself to sleep.
GulGarak ยท 66 points ยท Posted at 15:51:27 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Look at Mr. Moneybags with his shoebox!
gsbiz ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 16:25:48 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Well, it is just a rental shoebox and the slumlord say's "it ain't hardly had no murders in it or nuffink"
noleft ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 16:35:09 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I scoff at even a single lentil. Some of us out hear living in real shit, dirt for breakfast, dirt for lunch, and a single grain of rice for a hearty dinner.
gsbiz ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:05:01 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Ooooo what I wouldn't give for a hearty grain of rice. The last hearty meal I had was a scraping of dust, but I had to split that with my 9 brothers and sisters. Lucky for desert we were allowed to go out and lick tar off road. Yep, that was a fine Christmas dinner.
Only time pizza is cheap is when itโs a little caesars hot n ready. But the point still stands, if pizza is your cheap food, youโre either not really poor or you donโt know how to properly โcheap foodโ.
Basically what I'm saying is if pizza is your "cheap food" then you ain't poor.
I feel like you're not factoring the time cost into this also. I have a terribly messy roommate (because I'm poor, and it's cheap), so if I want to make a pizza, that's an hour of cleaning up after him first, then an hour of making pizza.
If I buy 3 pizzas for $12, I can avoid having to do all that and just heat up the oven. The pizza stone "cleans itself" while the oven heats up, and I can rinse the pizza cutter in the sink when I'm done. The only mess ends up being a single plate and a container to store the pizza, the latter of which needs to be cleaned once every few meals. I can get 2-3 meals out of one frozen pizza.
geon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:43:27 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Why would you make pizza at home if your goal is quick and non-messy? Pizza is neither.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:19:20 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Protip: you donโt even need a plate. You can hold it by the crust.
Shuden ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:15:55 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I honestly think it depends on the pizza and, obviously, where you're living. A pizza where I live costs 1/2 of what a MacDonalds would cost for the same quantity of food, but by what you're suggesting as price I'm wondering if what I eat would be even considered pizza (or food at all) in the US.
ZankaA ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:30:06 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
A pizza is 1/2 of McDonalds?? Here I can feed like 3 people on McDonalds for maybe $9.
I can get DiGiorno's pizzas 3 for $12 at Sam's. Each one feeds three people.
Shuden ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:40:46 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Also varies on purchasing power. Let's say you buy enough food for 3 peoples meal on McDonalds for $9. If you were to buy the exact same thing from Uruguay (completely random example), from the EXACT same McDonalds in the US (I'm assuming you're from the US) and ignoring shipping limitations (let's say McDonalds teleports the food there for free). The Uruguaian would be paying the equivalent to 25$ in Pesos (Uruguays currency).
25$ isn't the price of the food in Uruguay, it's probably much cheaper, but 25$ is what an Uruguaian pays once you take into account how much he makes in dollars and compare it to an american. Purchasing power is incredibly overlooked when comparing prices directly.
So, a Big Mac in Uruguay was costing the equivalent of 4,50$ (aprox), while in the US it costed 5,30$(also aprox). If we take into account that a dollar is worth almost 3x more in Uruguay then it is in the US because of the importance of the US in global economics, the actual price an Uruguaian would be paying for a Big Mac goes up to 13.50$.
This is all aproximation and speculation of numbers based on quick reasearch, so don't take any of this as gospel, it's just to illustrate the point of how the price of a product can vary a LOT from place to place. Given how it works, there shouldn't be any surprise that a random local uruguaian dude who makes his own ingredients would be able to sell his pizza for much, much cheaper.
the lunch plates at a bunch of local restaurants are $7. two of those is $14. a large pizza at papa johns is $14. delivery fee makes it $18 and thats if you dont tip.
dcblJack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:46 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
buy a pizza steel and start stretching out some mozz. home pizza is delicious.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:43 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:16 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
then she shall starve while we eat taco bell my friend
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:30:08 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Tell her to keep guessing?!
God bless your partner.
Trodamus ยท 128 points ยท Posted at 14:40:59 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This also works for gift giving.
Far enough in advance for her to forget that you asked, tell her she'll never guess what you got her and ask her what she thinks it might be.
Then, buy those things and give them to her.
sqlut ยท 87 points ยท Posted at 15:14:01 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Except she could now ask for pretty much everything, including unrealistic expectations. I don't know where to obtain the blood of her enemies actually.
Trodamus ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 15:27:00 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
For most women, their enemies are other women, especially those they work with. If your SO has been working with her for long enough, it's likely their cycles have aligned.
So you should have an idea for when to begin going through your wife's enemy's trash.
sqlut ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 15:29:06 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You just delivered to a request that was not supposed to be delivered.
I can't find the comment but I can't from any angle see how this is unethical. It's a while lie for mutual benefit. Please stop posting shit like this on one of the few subs worth visiting.
It depends really. My girl would get pretty pissed about it. she always goes on about "subtle manipulations". Honestly something like that wouldn't worth it.
[deleted] ยท 105 points ยท Posted at 15:25:24 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil ["Sorry!"], grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?
sac_boy ยท 159 points ยท Posted at 15:26:50 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This is why I want to create a chain of restaurants with names like "I'm Easy", "Up To You" and "Surprise Me". The menu would consist of one starter, one main, one dessert, and they would change daily. The only drink would be called "Umm" and it would be vodka and diet coke. Alternatively you can have "The Wine" or "Some Water", I'll relax the restrictions there.
Once the menus are placed in front of my guests they get 15 seconds on a little clock in the middle of the table to decide if they want today's food or if they want to leave and try Somewhere Different (also my restaurant, following the same rules). The waiter doesn't leave the table during this time, but paces and glowers at any female guests, sometimes stopping to tap their feet and exhale loudly.
At the end of the dining experience the most masculine-looking diner at the table is presented with the bill. (The waiter makes that judgement based on societal norms, and their judgement is final. If you are a lesbian couple it is suggested that one of you wears a tie.) Diners don't need to catch the waiter's eye to ask for the bill, because it is expected that every dining experience ends with somebody paying for it.
In every restaurant, there's one bathroom full of urinals and nothing else, and another bathroom full of fully closing private stalls and nothing else. There are sinks and mirrors in a common area in between. You don't have to choose between a very fancy script G and a cyrillic R while trying to work out what gender they refer to in the language of your hosts. If you want privacy or you want to take a shit you go and take a stall. If you have the equipment for it and you don't mind using it in front of others, enjoy one of our urinals. Job done. Neither bathroom has a bathroom attendant.
There's a bar of course, serving a wide range of drinks (you don't need to order Umm or The Wine but of course you can if you like). The service area of the bar is N people wide where N is my number of bar staff. Service at the bar is based on a new system invented by the English called The Queue. You start at the back of The Queue and people are served in order of arrival, not their ability to grab a barman's attention with raised eyebrows and hand gestures or elbowing in front of others with their tits out. It's groundbreaking. If people bunch up at the window they are hit by icy blasts of CO2 from below, like the aliens in Alien: Resurrection.
This is a fantastic idea. Although it would hinge on a reputation that at least a heavy majority of your daily dishes are very good. Otherwise it wouldn't be worth the risk to go there and maybe hate what's to offer.
sac_boy ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 16:45:50 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The food would always need to be fantastic. Something very special, but done for a fair price because we can buy ingredients/make it in bulk.
Maybe the menu could change by the hour depending on the availability of fresh ingredients...
What is your policy on children? Personally I hate them, and would prefer them barred from restaurants altogether, or segregated to a sound proof pen of chaos.
sac_boy ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:07:07 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, no children. No children whatsoever.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:24:11 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Where do I invest?
Trodmac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:56 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This sounds like a Chili's.
[deleted] ยท 89 points ยท Posted at 14:34:34 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Tell me about it. The worst is how a show or movie that was on the short list 6 weeks ago all of a sudden "looks stupid" now. What the fuck changed? I'm not caving to watching "the crown". I won't make you watch the punisher, so stop trying to get me to watch that shit.
I know this is ULPT, and posted frequently in LPT, but my wife and I narrow down choices easily. If she / I won't decide, one person lists 3-5 places we would eat. The other person can choose one, or remove a choice. You have to do one or the other.
Boom, decision made in no time.
This is assuming your SO agrees to play by those rules and isn't an infuriating nincompoop.
I'm an infuriating nincompoop, but this generally works for us. Narrowing down choices always helps, cause when he asks me "Where do you want to eat today?" I freeze up and suddenly forget every restaurant that's near our house.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 14:52:35 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This is genius pro tips... You're going to save boatloads of frustration
And 'getting' someone to sleep with you is also unethical. People like good sex, you don't have to trick them.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:05:13 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
So?
If sheโs happy who cares if you manipulated her a bit? Manipulation isnโt inherently unethical, least of all when itโs being used to make the other person happy
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:32 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:41:26 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Are you seriously comparing asking someone what they want for dinner to rape? And I donโt think the woman is happy being raped.
๐๏ธ MrCharlesSr ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 14:49:16 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I guess you're kinda lying to your SO and aren't being genuine in taking her to her favorite restaurant.
Although I'm not encouraging being non genuine to your SO, or lying to them about important stuff for that matter.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:00:43 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It's not lying. Guess where I'm taking you? Then you take her there....
Whether or not you think this is lying probably depends on whether you think lying is limited to saying something false or if it includes any attempt to deceive someone. Pretending you were already planning to take her specifically to restaurant X before she guessed restaurant X would be deceptive. This is especially true if you are doing this trick with the intention that she will think you are so thoughtful by planning ahead to take her to restaurant X you know she loves that place.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:31:21 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
But the intent is, I'm talking you to a place to eat, which he is. If he said, I planned a great dinner, guess where, then I'd think this was deceitful. But there are no words that imply anything is pre-planned.
It sounds like the purpose was to avoid arguing about "I don't know"what I want. Not to look like a hero.
Full disclosure- I'm just continuing to debate this because I think the use of language here is interesting. I don't think this is a huge deal, nor would I think anyone who did this was a horrible person.
Anyway, I would say that the word "guess" implies that there is already a set answer. So by telling her, "Guess where I'm taking you to dinner," it implies that you already have a set location in mind, that there is a right answer.
Furthermore, if you intend to use this ULPT to avoid arguing about where to go to dinner and you trick them into making a decision, you have hidden your intentions and limited their ability to make an informed choice. If they knew all of the details, specifically that you did not have a restaurant in mind and wanted them to decide where to eat, that might have changed their decision. They could have chosen to be indecisive. While that might not have been the decision you wanted, you tricked them into not making that decision by framing the question in the way you did. While you might justify it by saying, "Well ultimately we are going where she wants to go, so the outcome is good," you have still taken away her ability to decide on not deciding where to eat, and you have done so without her being aware of it. I would say that counts as deception.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:00:48 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
There's still free will. Pretty sure they can still say they don't know where or they don't care.
It's not deceptive in my opinion. I wouldn't get pissed if someone asked me this.
But they can't say, "I don't know where I want to go to dinner," or "I don't care where I want to go to dinner," as a response to "Guess where I'm taking you for dinner." At least, they couldn't say that in any sensible way. They could only say, "I don't know where you are taking me," or (probably a much worse response in this case), "I don't care where you are taking me." The second set of statements definitely are not equivalent to the first set of statements.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:25 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Lol. Whatever. Don't use this tactic, because you find it deceitful. If it's ever used on me, I'll either say I don't know, or I'll pick a place.
This plan can easily backfire: you won't have a reservation, and you might not find a free table on the place she said, showing up you didn't plan to get her there.
[deleted] ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 15:58:27 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Luckily for us, we don't have Fancy places that require a reservation. Lol.
Like how small? That is insanely mind blowing to me. Not even a single one?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:39:16 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I'm sure there are some that do. JFC. But most of the restaurants, like 99% don't NEED a reservation. Is it really unheard of to go to a restaurant and get a table and sit down?
I mean itโs not unheard of. But there are a ton of nice restaurants where just going means putting your name on a list and waiting for a hour or two at the bar. I pretty much always call ahead.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:50:36 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You must live in an area with a higher population density, or lower restaurant density. I never bother with a reservation. I could probably count on one hand the number of times I've reserved a spot. And unfortunately, I eat out a good bit.
Kind of. Pretty harmless, but it is ultimately manipulative. Giving an illusion of knowing the person better, making them think you've taken time to understand their tastes when you haven't. Again, pretty harmless, I'm sure most people wouldn't care, or might even find it clever, but still technically manipulating someone you supposedly care for.
JedYorks ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 15:07:04 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
the trick is to never have a girlfriend and you'll never have to make these decisions. that's what i do
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:44:15 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I have to say if I knew him id buy the man a beer.
urabewe ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:55:47 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This will not always work the way you want but it does work a lot of the time. It depends on your relationship. If you've taken a girl to a place a lot of times she is going to guess the usual first.
And if you're Sean the Winchester is the last place you want to take your girl. Yeahhhhhhhhh boi.
elkazay ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:00:14 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
โGuess where were going to eatโ
โYou didnโt pick a place did youโ
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:05:12 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Me: "Wife, guess where I am taking you for dinner."
Wife: "I don't know, just tell me."
pants75 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:12:02 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
So, The Winchester?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:18:08 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Clearly the answer us to hust take her for a pint at the Winchester
Not quite. There's multiple levels of questioning to get what you want.
The yes/no question.
Do you want to go out?
The find out question.
If we go out what day works best for you?
The assumptive question.
If we go out do you want to get steak or sushi?
Notice how differently each question is answered. Assumptive questioning is the best because she won't be thinking about whether or not she wants to go out with you, she'll be thinking about whether or not she wants steak or sushi with you.
It wonโt and itโs disgusting cause youโd take 20 minutes to think of what I may be taking you to and ultimately say โI donโt want to guessโ. Big sed :(
Oh gawd, he's going to take me to that awful Italian restaurant down the street again. He seems really excited about it though, so I'll just go along with it.
There are good ways to find out where your SO likes to eat. Just talk to them. If they can't make a decision at the last minute, talk to them sooner!
I would still be waiting for my then girlfriend to decide. Would never have made it to second date. First date would have lasted, as of now, 34 years waiting for her to even make a guess.
I have a little game I use sometimes to make this easier: I ask my boyfriend to pick a continent. Then we have to figure out something that sort of fits. We live in a smallish city so it's easy for him to pick a continent that he knows damn well we don't have a restaurant for. But then the game is to think of something close, like Antarctica = seafood. And even if he picks Europe or North America or Asia, it still narrows it down. The first time I tried this he picked Australia, so we're both like "great, Outback it is."
Me:"Guess where we going?"
Her:"Pizza!"
Me:"Yes!"
Her:"I don't want pizza though."
Me:"I was just joking."
Her:"Chinese!"
Me:"yes!"
Her:"Not really craving it."
Me:"Fuck it. We're not eating."
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:05:19 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
joem5815 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:22:35 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
ULPT: Don't ask your girl where she wants to eat. Just pick a place you like, the more she hates it the better. Eventually, she will learn to just fucking tell you what she wants.
klits ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:02:32 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Babe, guess where we are going for dinner?
I donโt care, where do you wanna go?
Welcome to my life..
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:14:30 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:19 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Luckily my girl is completely passive aggressive about this.
โWould you like to meet my parents?โ
Why on earth would I want that?
ptanaka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:13:15 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Girl here...
Girl approved!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:12:09 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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ptanaka ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:50:30 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Ha! I live in East of BF, Western NC. If I name those two places, my refined redneck husband will think I'm making up a new sex position & swear I'm going straight to desert.
Note: girls, don't go too batshit crazy. Stay a little on the path!
The idea that women can never decide where they want to eat is the one universal relationship trope that has actually been true for every person I've ever dated
Bomcom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:28:31 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Not even sure if this is unethical. More like a real LPT.
Don't try this in a big city that requires reservations or if your city has a sports event or concert in town. Taylor Swift has thwarted my plans far too often.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:28:48 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Ive been with my SO over 3 years. I havent asked where she wants to eat in over 2. I just go where I want because I know she isnt going to have an opinion on it. Works great for me.
henryuuk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:37:04 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What if she says a place you need to make reservations for tho...
abby_god ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:38:58 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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Boy: uhh no- (well Reddit said I have to say yes so) I mean yup totally
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Sheโs going to name expensive restaurants thinking weโre going on a date (ie fuck my wallet) or sheโs going to name places only I like that she wonโt enjoy. Still, I hope this idea works for someone. Just the thought of some guy actually discovering where his girl wants to eat makes my day a little better.
NikkiRex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:55:53 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like a great way to compromise is to pick 3 places and let the other person chose from those 3. Works with movies too.
rebreh87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:59:51 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Such a good idea
rodgie05 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:02:28 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This is stupid. She might just guess where you guys always go even though she doesn't like it. Or she might guess a place in the direction you're heading.
ULPT: Take advice from Instagram and repost on Reddit for Karma
devidual ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:05:03 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What I did with my gf and now wife was, if I give her suggestions on what we could eat and she doesn't like any of them and she doesn't have any suggestions of her own, I don't say anything and drive straight to my fav Mexican place.
I LOVE Mexican food, but she doesn't like it as much as I do.
After a few times of going straight to the Mexican place, she chimes up and helps decide where to go eat.
Apeman92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:05:14 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Just ask and when she says I don't care pull into the very next restaurant. This will also piss her off but what do I care? It's your fault for using relationship advice from /r/UnethicalLifeProTips.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:17:02 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Now that I know this one, I'm totally going to respond with the most vegan place in town. Let's see if he says, "No, guess again." If he's buying, then dinner might get a bit pricey. ;-)
I would never tell him I want him to buy me an expensive dinner. When I want something really expensive, I pay for our dinner.
sudstah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:22:27 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
If you ask what they want to do they always say surprise me, so saying this is just absolutely classic as your doing the same thing but to them looks totally like your surprising her!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:25:49 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:26:20 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Married 25 years. Take her to the 3rd guess, as the guesses will escalate from "first thought" to a place that is more likely a favorite or more sentimental. 3rd guess also gives more "hubby/boyfriend" points.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:30:38 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Protip: If you need tips to communicate with your SO, find one that isn't mentally a child
seattt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:30:57 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Or just go wherever you want to. She's already asking you to decide so just do it. It's pretty straightforward, I've never understood why this is such a dilemma. She wants to spend time with you, the place to go is irrelevant. It really doesn't matter which place you go to as long as its not some really shitty place.
Luminox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:31:08 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I literally saw this shared as a meme on Facebook 2 days ago. Is Reddit stealing from Facebook now? I thought it was supposed to be the other way around.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:36:15 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I tried this once. Massive backfire. She guessed one of the most expensive places in town.
I once decided I was taking my date to a place called Satco because that's what I wanted to eat. But wanted to make it interactive so I wrote "Satco" down on 3 pieces of paper, folded them up into little cards, and made her choose, then I discarded the rest and acted like I would take her to those places later.
Me: guess where we are going babe
Her: you know I hate guessing
Majed0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:32 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I can see Larry David using this in an episode of curb, he'll use it with a woman multiple times to win brownie points, and he'll tell every one of his friends, then he gets caught, then cue music Talalala,Talalalala,TalaTala
say592 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:50:04 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like my wife would figure this out pretty quickly, then the next time I tried to use it she intentionally name something really expensive or something that requires a reservation.
What a noob, Give her three choices of where to eat. First two are crap ones and the last one is the one you want. She will always pick your restaurant.
9-9-99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:57:43 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"No, you tell me. What if I don't like it? I need to see the Yelp reviews! Then, if there's a single negative review, I'll assume that will be my experience. I insist on knowing where we're going so I can properly vet the place."
F0MA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:57:57 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I think this is clever and totally not unethical. Iโm going to use it on the hubs next time we go out!
harshj21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:03 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The post after this is ultimate
AgentZen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:08 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Asked my girl, she said "your pants", score
hydr4t3d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:14 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
She replied back, 'Thats where you always take me'.
Wut do?
To avoid the issue of them guessing a place that they don't want to go to an guessed that you do, try saying something like "Guess where we're going. Hint: you really love this place."
Did this with my wife for about a year and one day I just couldnโt hold back how proud I was for tricking her all that time. She pestered it out of me what was so funny and I caved and told her what I had been doing. Needless to say, donโt tell your girl.
Moral: practice, practice, practice keeping your composure.
Me: "hey guess where we're going for dinner?"
Her: "that super expensive restaurant that you need a 3 month reservation and a checkbook the size of a shoe, and its dress code only allows custom suits and dresses?!"
Me: "uhhhhhhhhhh" awkwardly grasps the KFC coupon in my pocket
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:25 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What is the problem with asking your partner where they want to eat in the first place? This is just a less direct, less effective way to attempt to obtain the same information. If they don't state a strong preference, suggest a place or a type. After bouncing a couple ideas you'll have something.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:02 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I actually hate guessing games so if my bf were to do this to me we would be eating at the museum of science cafeteria or catching our own fish in the pond.
Meh! Can't she see through it . Why not just ask straight
tambobam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:16 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I like this! Or just keep her guessing till she says something you can both enjoy
SpetS15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:48 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
oh no way! are you taking me to that japanese restaurant with that over expensive fancy elitist bullshit wagyu meat that cost 100 bucks a little piece? and raw fish you can catch in a pond for another 200? thank you! I love you!
I don't think this is unethical at all. It's actually a pretty damn good idea. This is coming from a woman that never knows where she fucking wants to go to eat.
My girl would instantly say a hookah lounge with food if this is the case and she hates hookah..but she knows i love it...this wouldn't work out for couples past the lovey dovey stage half of them will be like "idk where?"...but its pretty ingenius none the less wish i thought about it when i first met any girl.
As a female who has pulled the "I don't care, you pick" and then shot down ideas a few times, I don't think this is unethical. Some of us are just super shy to say what we want, and this cuts out that shyness.
So what's the difference between telling her you're going to a place and having her try to guess the most likely place you would take her? Giving her a choice but with the illusion of not? That's a new one.
twf_404 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:45 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What if she guesses the Dorsia and you can't get a table?
One time I pulled up to the restaurant with a girl and said, "We can go in here, eat, and beat around the bush for an hour, or go get a hotel room and skip dinner."
We skipped dinner.
Naibafo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:56 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This isn't going to work if she assumes a place where you need a reservation
Am I the only one who likes to go where I think the food will be really good? The only thing that matters is that she would like the food too. If they do that's enough to make them happy. So give weightage to her preference of cuisine if you just want to impress her.
Your tip would only work if she's in a good enough mood to make her guess for the best possible place. Or she's just gonna guess where she thinks you're going to take her and that may not end up being the best possible place.
BGW17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:40 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This is great!
PegFear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:31 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Can't use this now, my girlfriend is on Reddit as much as I am... Thanks guys.
This is brilliant. My wife always makes some one else choose, so she can criticize the choice. Iโd make her guess until itโs clear where she wants to go. Then say yes.
Roro070 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:25 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Life hack 101
Jenysis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:09 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This would make me so happy! I have a phobia about choosing wrong. (but then he'd probably be sick of me choosing either El Pollo Loco, Yard House, or sushi.)
Followed advice, now sat in McDonalds and GF is pissed.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:43 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Iโm going to Sha-BOOMs!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:13 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Some people just don't play guessing games. In my experience if you really aren't in the mood for anything particular it's best to come up with a first choice that is a restaurant you like but haven't been to in a while, or a new place you've wanted to try. And a second choice that's a reliable standby. Suggest the first choice, if she says no, ask if she has a suggestion. If not, suggest choice 2. If she vetoes that and you can't think of a choice 3, stay home - it's not meant to be.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:37 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think this is unethical but pretty interesting.
โOld Homestead Steakhouse for Kobe Steak? Yeah!!!โ
Iโll get you, OP. ๐
Tombre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:45 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Does anyone know the origins of such sage advice?
Just curious bc I woke up this morning and saw like 3 Facebook posts saying the same thing, a myriad of IG posts with the same quote, and finally a Reddit a post, all in like a span of like 12 hours
zhantoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:01 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Why is this unethical?
I would just call it a regular Lpt.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:24 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I don't understand this at all. My wife would really appreciate if I picked a place, unless she specifically wanted to go somewhere, which she would then just tell me. What scenario is this where the guy is assumed to be picking a place, and his girlfriend asks where they are going instead of "where do you want to go", or something more logical like that?
chaawuu1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:02 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
this is actually sound advice thank you
lagerea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:45 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Get your wallet ready because she's going to start guessing the most expensive places in no time.
Iโm starting to realize that I may be an unethical person. Simply because I find more and more that these posts are pretty much normal behavior for me.
It doesn't offend me in the slightest. I never said it did nor did I imply it.
I was commenting on how many people in this thread were bitching about this post being here because they didn't see it as unethical. I can easily see why OP chose to put it here. It is "unethical" because it involves intentional manipulation and lying. So it fits. I am not saying it's some horrible offense, just that for the purpose of internet points, it fits in the spectrum of what people would call "unethical". If you don't see lying and manipulation as even a little bit unethical, cool. Good luck with all that?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:02:16 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Explain how it's lying to take your gf to the place you said you were taking her.
Explain how it's lying to take your gf to the place you said you were taking her.
What are you talking about? You are not taking her to a place that you said because you never said a place. That't the whole point of the trick.
It is to manipulate your SO into thinking you have pre-selected a place when you have not. I'm not saying this is some grave offense but it's definitely manipulation involving dishonesty, which is why OP rightfully put it under ULPT.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:16:43 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Or, you just knew the place after she did.
Shustak ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 15:36:53 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
If it's one if your first dates then ask the girl where she wants to eat. She would usually say she doesn't mind and then you say "Alright, I'll surprise you ;)". Then take her to some nice restaurant, ez.
I would rather go some place cheap because I like my money
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 16:31:25 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations, you have just saved most men an argument and a lot of driving around. Have an upvote you glorious bastard for today you won the internet.
drqxx ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 15:44:16 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck this post. This ULPT gets to the front page in a hour and it isn't even unethical but my post about getting a guaranteed free haircut gets 2 upvotes. Fuck this sub and fuck reddit. Barely anyone on this site even has a girlfriend like wtf?
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Svenizzle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:31:32 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This is pretty borderline not unethical, but I think it's pretty clever so I'm not going to delete it.
sean_b81 ยท 90 points ยท Posted at 16:12:01 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
if you think this is unethical, you've never asked your wife/gf where she wants to go eat. shy of loss of life, there is no ethical line i wouldnt cross for a straight answer to this question.
[deleted] ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 17:28:16 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Dear god...I've had "where do you want to go for lunch" end with my ex sobbing in the car from her inability to make a decision (other than that my favorite taco place was unacceptable).
NetSage ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 20:41:44 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
OMG she we was crying? At that point I would have just said I'll get my Taco's to go and you can get whatever you want when you're ready.
[deleted] ยท 429 points ยท Posted at 15:51:15 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 306 points ยท Posted at 16:04:09 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
My guess is that itโs insincere but honestly who gives a shit. Your SO is going to dine where she wants. Win all around.
JuniorSeniorTrainee ยท 80 points ยท Posted at 16:51:57 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
To me it's along the lines of pretending you forgot a birthday so you can throw a surprise party. Technically you have to tell some lies to pull it off, but I wouldn't call it unethical since you know that the person being lied to would be fine with it if they knew.
el0d ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 17:08:05 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
To me it seem more like the opposite, like you had actually forgotten their birthday for real but when confronted you say that you were just pretending to have forgotten it.
Moojay ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:37:11 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
But a birthday is a fixed date, no ifs or buts. A woman deciding where she wants to eat on the other hand...
whatpost ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:44:30 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
No coconuts...
alluvicqueen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:57 on January 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Forgets birthday
Uhhh I guess I'll throw them a surprise party then
Amish_guy_with_WiFi ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 17:00:02 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
My wife keeps on guessing Arbys. What do?
hitechredneck1590 ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 17:26:58 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Get the pork belly sandwich. It's delicious and will shorten the time you have left on this earth. Everyone one you get is like one less Arby's trip shaved off the end of your life.
KineticPolarization ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:47:45 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Give her the meats!
bendersmokes ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:02:02 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Hold ur nose
koalaondrugs ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:02:46 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Divorce lawyer
nombea_alex ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:02:35 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Guess where we're going for dinner! Arbys? How'd you know? That's the only place you FUCKING TAKE ME!
nofcuksgiven ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 17:03:34 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Tell her she would need to get a liposuction if she just ate someplace else for a few months..
William_Wang ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:24:34 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
yeah exactly; stick to Arbys.
I pound 5-9 Roast Beefs a day and am in perfect health and shape.
Hatesandwicher ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:05:05 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
this guy BEEFS
whatpost ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:46:17 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a beginner in terms of beefing. Currently at 1-2 beefs a day but looking to get to the 3-4 region.
How would one accomplish this?
Hatesandwicher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:21 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Have you done your daily Hogans
Daily Hogans offer an immediate boost to your maximum BEEFS per day
whatpost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:52 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I'm at 1.5 beefs.
Hatesandwicher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:07 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Best do those Hogans BROTHER
William_Wang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:03 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I am a real American... fight for the rights of every man.
Whiskeyfueledhemi ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:16:39 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It's their world we just live in it
IDrinkGoodBourbonAMA ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:05:24 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Actually I think if it works then itโs really sincere and unselfish. Basically โguess where weโre going to dinner?!?โ Wherever you want!!
grumbledum ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:18:41 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This is making a HUGE assumption, that where someone guesses is where they want to go. No, where they guess is where they think you're going to say.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:07 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
A very good point.
imnotajeep ยท 100 points ยท Posted at 16:28:00 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
OP Copying my original post I posted 2 hrs ago in a different sub. I deleted it since I didn't know where it would fit.
I didn't know about this sub until I saw it on the front page.
Whelp.
รdit: congrats op on the gold.
Guibarbero ยท 72 points ยท Posted at 16:50:10 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
And we found the Unethical part of it! He stole the ULPT from someone else!
PlzGodKillMe ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 16:51:47 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
ULPT: Copy content posted on a different sub to other subs for more karma!
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:24:03 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Real ULPT is always in the comments
Commenthor ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 16:40:24 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
0 upvotes :(
[deleted] ยท -17 points ยท Posted at 17:04:59 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I posted my insanely adorable (objectively, not just to me) infant son to /r/aww and it got -5. Some heartless motherfuckers downvoted my beautiful baby. How?! How can you downvote such adorableness? I get not upvoting, fine, but legit downvoting?!? The sub rules say babies are allowed...and he was fuckin cute god dammit lol
Dickinmymouth1 ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 17:57:48 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Hate to break it to you mate but you might just have an ugly kid.
Iโm joking Iโm sure your kid is adorable
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:17:34 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
He is adorable
fapmastaslick ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 18:52:39 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Objectively
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:15 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Definitively! Lol
hulksreddit ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:43:58 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Who the fuck downvoted you to -5 on this comment too, I'm sat here laughing my ass off reading this
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:46:14 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I donโt know! I was just thinkin it was funny too, I wasnโt like legit mad or something at /r/aww. I was trying to be hyperbolic for comedic purposes but no apparently for thinking my baby is cute I can go fuck myself apparently
gilfrapist ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:11:26 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
That's not how "objectively" works
[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 17:12:27 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Iโve had enough feedback from non biased sources that leads me to believe heโs objectively adorable
gilfrapist ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 17:21:40 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You would make a great scientist
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:22:07 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Oh come on itโs not that serious. Jeez. No need to get condescending
Buttermynuts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:50 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Why did you delete the post though?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:47:39 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I told my baby momma the story and she got insanely upset and acted like I had committed a crime by posting a pic of my infant on the internet and demanded I take it down so I did cuz I donโt wanna fight
Lovemesometoasts ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:43:55 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Brb upvoting your other posts to make up for that 0 vote (fuck that guy)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:57 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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imnotajeep ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:26:52 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Instagram
crunchydavid ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 16:50:05 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Get some confidence.
Bittysweens ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:18:12 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Itโs not. At all. Itโs actually a pretty good tip.
BigAbbott ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:25 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Uh. Because itโs misleading? I would call it lying but I understand why some people wouldnโt agree.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:45:21 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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BigAbbott ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:50 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Iโm confused here because yes... lying to a child is unethical.
Itโs easy to say things like, โThatโs much better than yesterday.โ or โYouโre almost there, keep practicing.โ To give positive feedback without lying.
Are you trying to say these lies are ethical? Maybe this is a semantic thing and I donโt have a solid definition of โethical.โ
All lies are deception which violates my own code of conduct... so I would call that unethical.
tyguyflyguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:21 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Because they don't know what unethical means.
Megatron_McLargeHuge ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 16:13:06 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Unethical version: make reservations at all the places she might pick. Only go to the one she names.
MrCopacetic ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 16:44:53 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"pretty borderline not unethical"
smh wtf does this even mean?
AlmightyStarfire ยท 122 points ยท Posted at 15:40:08 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
In a sense it is manipulation, so i'd say it qualifies.
GulGarak ยท 153 points ยท Posted at 15:49:44 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, if your boyfriend did this to you and you found out and you posted it to /r/relationships, the geniuses over there would identify plenty of behavior like gaslighting and negging and tell you to leave him ASAP.
DoverBoys ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 16:18:18 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Gym up, delete lawyer, hit the Facebook?
CrotaSmash ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 16:22:24 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I think mark zuzkerber can afford good enough lawyers to sue you for that
Lying_idiot ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 16:38:53 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
That's why you delete them first, duh.
CrotaSmash ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:46:01 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Oh shit check mate mark zuckerburg
Lovemesometoasts ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 16:45:58 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Those people would tell you to break up with your boyfriend if he does not put the toilet seat down
yoyodontgo ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 15:52:36 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I frequent that subreddit, and still find your comment hilarious.
mwwood22 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:05:56 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
RED FLAG!
ncnotebook ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:51:04 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Manipulation of a person for their own benefit?
AlmightyStarfire ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:54:50 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Irrelevant.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:31:46 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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AlmightyStarfire ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:19 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know what point you were trying to make with that comment.
In regards to the former coment, the manipulation being supposedly "for their benefit" is irrelevant to whether or not it is indeed manipulation.
ncnotebook ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:35:28 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
At the risk of coming off as pretentious and condescending:
(given that specific definition) Is manipulation of humans always unethical? People "manipulate" others in social settings all of the time. It usually has a negative connotation when it's strong enough, but we all do it to a minor extent.
For the sake of ourselves. And for others.
Eating is selfish, but is it unethical?
My point: is manipulating them to get what they want unethical for them? Especially if it's to a minor extent and not really selfish?
Dan4t ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:53:11 on December 22, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
But manipulation isn't inherently unethical. This is a clear example of acceptable manipulation.
TantricLasagne ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:12:37 on March 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
How is it manipulation?
maximus_galt ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 16:54:32 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
We really need a r/sneakylifeprotips.
As adorable as it is that the OP would call this "unethical", it isn't. It's just sneaky. ;-)
crunchydavid ยท 63 points ยท Posted at 15:33:10 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Gee thanks for your benevolent censorship.
Brandonspikes ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 15:34:34 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It's their rules...
VoilaVoilaWashington ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 15:47:03 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Their FASCIST rules. Stupid mods. Making a community that serves a specific purpose. Buncha dictators trying to keep us on track.
demevalos ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 15:50:39 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
do you know how much money they make?? they should redistribute their pay of $0.00 to the lower class!
VoilaVoilaWashington ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 15:55:35 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
No shit. It should be the content creators making the ridiculous salaries of $0, not the mods, just leaching off the community.
All those top comments by mods who sticky, getting hundreds of upvotes (or downvotes) that don't count towards karma. Fuckers.
nicholas_snow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:57:55 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Hehehehehe, I make that kind of argument with socialists, what happens when your income gets to the point that people want you to pay your 50% plus "fair share".
CrushCoalMakeDiamond ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:05:46 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
nicholas_snow ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:10:07 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
โWe are socialists,ย we are enemies of todayโs capitalistic economic system for the exploitation of the economically weak, with its unfair salaries, with its unseemly evaluation of a human being according to wealth and property instead of responsibility and performance, and we are all determined to destroy this system under all conditions.โ โAdolf Hitler
Not kidding, actual Hitler quote.
CrushCoalMakeDiamond ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:13:26 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I don't doubt it, complete non-sequitur though.
nicholas_snow ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:24:10 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
If you look at the social programs he created and not focus on the racial programs, it is consequential.
CrushCoalMakeDiamond ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:29:55 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Why are you going on about Hitler?
nicholas_snow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:30:29 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Cuz fuck him and socialism.
CrushCoalMakeDiamond ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:33:04 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Hitler was a fascist not a socialist.
I thought you thought socialism was high taxes, not fascist corporatism. What exactly do you think it is?
nicholas_snow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:36:30 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Socialism is government control over the economy, which includes high taxes.
CrushCoalMakeDiamond ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:45:52 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Factual incorrectness aside, that doesn't make any sense.
willlovesbearz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:43:42 on December 7, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for quoting my hero
nicholas_snow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:15:04 on December 7, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Ich werde dich ignorieren
Bullshit_To_Go ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:57:17 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You don't turn r/pics into r/progresspics by staying on topic.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:01:09 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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dayzee_fitzroy ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:59:00 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for being sensible and not heavy-handed. Sincerely.
MassiveMeatMissile ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:19:45 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Ok
Amogh24 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:29:58 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for not deleting this. It's good advice
Lady_Bread ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:33:27 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Hail the merciful mod!
The_RedDragon ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:24:31 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Dude. Itโs dinner/lunch. Unethical? Get hold of yourself there, bud.
robx0mbie ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:16:38 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I saw a woman post this meme today. Doesnt pass ulpt
millyagate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:24 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Same. Usually I see various things on Reddit first, then on Facebook about a week later. But I saw someone post this meme to Facebook on Saturday
ThePantsThief ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:36:41 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
There's a word for that. Ethical
Ruggsii ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:20:02 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
...not UNethical? So good?
Timedoutsob ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:37:54 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What's the worst place you like to eat? take them there.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:35:04 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
So this is just straight up LPTs now huh?
anew39 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:08:15 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You're the parent. You're buying the food. You're cooking the food. So she gon eat the food.
123443219 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:10:23 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you
CuteRando ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:47:33 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Typical mod attitude... Thank you Lord Svenizzle for your gracious gift of judgment and mercy. SMH
Jezusjuice ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:42:38 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Wowwww, good for you, bro.
Youโre amazing... nice.
redjay24 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:39:30 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Borderline ethical โshuttersโ
s0muchm3ny ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:38:51 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Good guy mod
Edit : is there a subreddit for tips like these?
x2501x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:13 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I felt that way as well so I posted how I felt the lady should respond...
The_Red_Optimate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:20 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
UtilitarianLifeProTips
JacobHartges ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:23 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
the word youโre looking for is โunethicalโ
Frontporchtreat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:07 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah when I see something thats not unethical I just change change the "unethical" to "ultimate" in my mind. That way I recieve a ultimate life pro tip
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:00 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty borderline not unethical? Wtf does that even mean
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:48 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks lol this is great
phlegmatichippo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:14:38 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It's border line alright. Borderline genius.
nimbleTrumpagator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:44 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
A reasonable mod with a sense of humor?
Dafuq?
Dan4t ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:50:37 on December 22, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
For the love of God please do not make a habit of allowing ethical tips just because they are clever. We already have a subreddit for that.
ShiningConcepts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:19 on February 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
You made the right call. This is more concealing inconsideration than it is unethical but it's still fairly clever
KingKreole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:33 on May 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
it's unethical. never lie
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:54:33 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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cc12321 ยท 5634 points ยท Posted at 15:36:43 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"Guess where we are going to eat tonight."
"My mother's? It is her birthday after all."
"THAT'S RIGHT MCDONALD'S LET'S GO!"
Yodamanjaro ยท 633 points ยท Posted at 18:48:12 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
We'll end up at that shady Mexican restaurant either way
theevilhillbilly ยท 322 points ยท Posted at 21:47:43 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The shadier the Mexican restaurant the better the food.
benwah1554 ยท 68 points ยท Posted at 01:08:17 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The better the margaritas!
SchitLipz ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 06:38:49 on December 29, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
If it's not in the shade it gets too hot and you'll have to take a siesta.
ltrob ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:18:34 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
M E T A E T A M T A M E A M E T
CedarCabPark ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:54:34 on December 17, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What's the reference?
fearmypoot ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:13:58 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
2 for 5 big macs sonnnn
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:08:32 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus, I'm counting my carbs and calories, it's been about 2 weeks, and now I really want a Big Mac I can't have...
shhsandwich ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:12:51 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Take the bun off and enjoy!
Michaelmac8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:28 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Download the app. They have deals on there that make them even cheaper.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:19:08 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus, I'm counting my carbs and calories, it's been about 2 weeks, and now I really want a Big Mac I can't have...
lancea_longini ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:01 on December 7, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Everyone and their daddy is posting this on Facebook last few days
cc12321 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:41 on December 7, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The ULPT, or my reply to it?
lancea_longini ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:50 on December 7, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry. The ULPT
sohailoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:21 on March 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Holy fuck , thats so fucking old and it still kills me every time
Nekfi_Zucked ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:23:42 on May 23, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Almost get fired when i wrote it at work ahah
SkatingGuitarist ยท 7511 points ยท Posted at 14:23:37 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"You're not taking me to the fucking sports bar are you Carl?"
[deleted] ยท 3147 points ยท Posted at 14:25:41 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"No babe, it's your favorite place"
Assaucein ยท 2050 points ยท Posted at 15:27:33 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh yeah? And which one is that?"
YesImWorkingInLab ยท 1661 points ยท Posted at 15:38:30 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
*crickets *
r2002 ยท 759 points ยท Posted at 17:07:48 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
So a British pub then?
ASK__ABOUT__INITIUM ยท 717 points ยท Posted at 17:15:28 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
No, we're going to Crickets. I already told you.
Byizo ยท 194 points ยท Posted at 17:41:51 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Crickets: where itโs about the hips and the nips. You gotta make it sexy or YOU DONโT EAT!
Wicked-Spade ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 18:03:10 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
RISE UP GOTTA GET HIGHER AND HIGHER! WOO!
high_while_cooking ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:23:30 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
If it's not sexy we don't eat.
DontTouchMyButtPlug ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:09:04 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Okay is lame! Gay bar!
Willnotholdoor4Hodor ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:26:13 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
How about Puzzles?
guster-von ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:05:36 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Why do they call it Puzzles?
buzzit292 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:57:48 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Just gonna chirp in here with an appropriate link:
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/marlon-doll/five-reasons-to-eat-crick_b_13939920.html
...
mutorcs87 ยท 186 points ยท Posted at 17:15:19 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The Winchester?
IuseGPSandGetLost ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:15:44 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I see what you did there.
Roadkill_Rooster ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:22:38 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Needs moar updoot
wakedaz3 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:50:37 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
As soon as I read this post I thought of the Winchester. As clever as this is, she could sarcastically pick the place she hates and knows you love to go to.
Timedoutsob ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:38:32 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
:-D
Alarid ยท 79 points ยท Posted at 17:43:11 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
We'll have a pint and wait for this all to blow over
wOlfLisK ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 17:50:34 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I'm guessing your joke flew over a lot of heads which sucks because it's great. It definitely made me breath out harder than usual.
JK_not_a_throwaway ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:25:05 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Tru brit
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:14:57 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
THE WINCHESTA
Livinglifeform ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:30:34 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The kings haed is the name of every fuckign pub here
CFClarke7 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:01:23 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The Winchester?
PhreakyByNature ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:40:15 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Many of them have Cricketers in the name indeed.
sniffles_snort ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:53 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Nah. Australian.
KorbanDidIt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:50 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
We'll go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over.
Yggsdrazl ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:12:21 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Cricket's is a bar/restaurant in my town, it's aight.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:21:12 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
the cricket bar
[deleted] ยท 165 points ยท Posted at 16:01:28 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"omg I can't believe you forgot YOUR favorite restaurant! Remember the one we talked about going to this week... It's by that street uhh.. it had a great menu"
Edit: Some pickles are just too hard to get out of.
calgil ยท 71 points ยท Posted at 16:57:18 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The Pickle Place it is.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:05:45 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Aka her pussy
062b ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:53:42 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Pickle Rick's where they add pickle to everything for no reason, try our lasagna with pickles, chinese chow mein with pork and pickle, or maybe our famous pickle pizza
PotatoforPotato ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:41:02 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Pork and pickle do pair well lol.
062b ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:45 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Pickle doesn't really pair well with anything besides Hamburgers and Hotdogs... and even those are questionible
PotatoforPotato ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:27:37 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I was just thinking of this dish my girlfriends dad made called srtrutmos (im mangling that spelling) Hes from the netherlands and he says they eat it all the time. Its mashed potatoes ,pork or kelbasa and kale all mixed together with pickled cucumber and pickled onion on the side. I thought the pickles made it awesome.
Fallenglory010 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:01 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"Stampot" you mean? ^ Glad you liked it, good with gravy and a smoked sausage. Typical Dutch winter food.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:08 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Found my new favorite place.
Every time I get a fast food burger I forget to ask for double extra pickles and regret it when thereโs like two fucking pickles like wtf you tease.
waraukaeru ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:37:46 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I used to go to a food truck called "How the Pickle Got Out of a Jam" all the time. They were awesome. Their specialties were... drum roll... pickles and jam. They also had the best fried chicken I've had in my entire life.
Cantcallit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:10:16 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
But not pickle slicers
SirMcBeardington ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:00:05 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"Haha, you have to guess or I really will take you to that sports bar."
Kalkaline ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:21:29 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
McDonald's
RandomGuy1169 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:27:06 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Expensive ass 5 star restaurant
xxiceberg5xx ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:32:34 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Winchester?
mrmattohyeah ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:01:29 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The Winchester
kobesgoodankle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:36:08 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Chick fil A, itโs always Chick fil A
JosephND ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:54 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh come on hun, don't tell me you already forgot the last time I took you there. I always feel special to be able to treat you to things that you like and now I feel like you just throw it in my face."
CollectableRat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:06 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"You know, the place where I told you about my girlfriend Cassy getting engaged to Rob".
dragonmasterjg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:35 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"Bone Town!"
thecluelessarmywife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:17 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I'm so ashamed to say that i would ask this. I'll work on that.
NotSoBuffGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:20:21 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Just ask her to type it into your gps or tell her she knows how to get there so she can drive
DIDNT_READ_YOUR_SHIT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:51:44 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The sports bar
SkatingGuitarist ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 14:27:54 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You have just saved future /u/skatingguitarist
Bless your soul son
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:25:38 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
People who've never been in a relationship always have the best relationship advice :p
PooPooDooDoo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:23:39 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I don't feel like that place right now. Let's try something new!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:46:29 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
No you will love it so guess where
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:57:03 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Liar! I don't have a favorite place!
firematt422 ยท 238 points ยท Posted at 14:54:54 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll have a shot of jack, a double shot of jack, and she'll have a water. Hell it's her birthday, get her a diet coke"
gsbiz ยท 65 points ยท Posted at 15:57:07 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What are ya Rockefeller or something? Sparkling water, nothing but the best for my birthday girl.
o0i81u8120o ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:36:18 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"It's so angry!"
howie_rules ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:18:26 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing pairs better with a steak than ketchup.
riederan ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:21:29 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Shananigans!!! A.K.A. "Waiting" Love it
lootedcorpse ยท 349 points ยท Posted at 17:27:12 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Asked my wife. She ruins everything.
Mhayes_design ยท 153 points ยท Posted at 17:35:51 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I like that she continues to suggest ridiculous things though
lootedcorpse ยท 255 points ยท Posted at 17:44:25 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It continued.
Ahkeela is my cat thatโs abnormally small for her age.
greedygamestop ยท 211 points ยท Posted at 17:58:28 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Ur wifes a fkn hoot
DearDarlingDearling ยท 86 points ยท Posted at 18:00:06 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I agree. That's pretty damn funny.
rhcpbassist234 ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 22:16:45 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Your wife, I like her.
She single?
lootedcorpse ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 22:18:18 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes
Montblanka ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 19:30:12 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Think she's feeling self-conscious about her weight
lootedcorpse ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 19:48:32 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Yea, I think she hinted at that. We started a diet and exercise โlifestyle changeโ this past Saturday together. Iโm gonna take a swing and say sheโs not a fan.
123run ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:52 on April 24, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Who brought up the lifestyle change?
imguralbumbot ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:27:15 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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bluepillcarl ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:56:59 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"try again"
Moses_The_Wise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:06 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Then you say "Nope." And wait for her to guess again
PaulTheOctopus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:13 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
babe no I'm taking you to the titty bar!
2KilAMoknbrd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:40 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
that's your fucking guessโฝ
argument ensues
mrcolon96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:12 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"CJ MY NAIL"
awful_source ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:11 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Shall we go to the Winchester?
brover94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:32 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
So surprised this was at the bottom of this comment.
zeppehead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:52 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The Winchester!
[deleted] ยท 2258 points ยท Posted at 14:14:06 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah this works unless she says โummmm I donโt know! Where?โ
VAEllis804 ยท 1049 points ยท Posted at 14:26:06 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Then you just have to suck it up and pick something
No-Spoilers ยท 477 points ยท Posted at 14:31:47 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Then you get "I don't want that. I'd rather have ____" done
ig88b1 ยท 560 points ยท Posted at 14:48:12 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
the second half never comes, you just get more and more "I don't want that."
the3dtom ยท 189 points ยท Posted at 15:01:04 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
So what do you want?
condor_gyros ยท 303 points ยท Posted at 15:05:20 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know! You pick!
the3dtom ยท 164 points ยท Posted at 15:06:10 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Okay. Pizza?
rippedpage ยท 249 points ยท Posted at 15:10:50 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I don't want that.
the3dtom ยท 175 points ยท Posted at 15:11:25 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
BABE, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO EAT?
cttime ยท 340 points ยท Posted at 15:16:12 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Idk. You pick. I always have to pick. You always make me pick. You aren't putting as much into this relationship as I am.
malaysianzombie ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 15:24:45 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
When i first met you you always took the lead. You've changed.
GenocideSolution ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 18:25:30 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
War has changed.
It's no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles, fought by mercenaries and machines.
War--and it's consumption of life--has become a well-oiled machine.
War has changed.
ID-tagged soldiers carry ID-tagged weapons, use ID-tagged gear. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities.
Genetic control, information control, emotion control, battlefield controlโฆeverything is monitored and kept under control.
Warโฆhas changed.
The age of deterrence has become the age of control, all in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction, and he who controls the battlefield, controls history.
Warโฆhas changed.
When the battlefield is under total control, war becomes routine.
Heavenlypigeon ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:02:06 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I thought war never changes
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:43 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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Kartikus ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:31:26 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The line is talking about the unchanging violent nature of man, not about literal wars. It's saying that even after the world has ended and we're all living in an irradiated post-apocalyptic wasteland, the survivors will still fight and kill each other over whatever remains. The Great War brought no peace, everyone got even more violent and feral and society collapsed, giving way to the "dog eat dog" world of yore when humans were just another kind of animal. We learned nothing from the Great War, because conflict is intrinsic to our very psyche.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:40 on January 2, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
He-hey! There's the high roller!
danijoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:36 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
ok lol
ig88b1 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 15:45:47 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This guy knows how to Wife.
yargdpirate ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 16:16:52 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Real talk tho, if you're the limiting factor on picking restaurants (i.e., you're the pickiest one in the group), it's totally logical for you to pick the most often, since you'll veto the most options. People who are pickier than me seem to take this personally, but I literally just want to problem solved based on what we know about each other. There's nothing wrong with being (reasonably) picky, idk why me asking others where THEY want to eat is somehow selfish or judgemental of me.
Glip-Glops ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:01:43 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly. I will literally eat anywhere. I don't care. Does the place serve food? Good, i'm down. The picky person needs to be the one to pick, especially if ive already offered up several suggestions.
yargdpirate ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:26:33 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This is literally my life ๐ The worst part is we're in Portland, and there's literally too many A+ restaurants to even get to. And you can't pick one? Come on.
PSDontAsk ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:47:02 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Ugh, I've been hungry for hours just pick a damn place!
Wow, don't yell at me. You should've eaten.
I was waiting for you because you hate eating alone.
Well fine then. Let's just make something really quick to tide us over.
There's nothing to eat in the house.
I just bought groceries.
But I'm too hungry to cook.
Let's just go to the place around the corner then.
Nah, I ate there yesterday.
Order a different thing off the menu. That's where we're going.
I don't want to. You go, I'll get something else.
I am both of these people.
imgoingnowherefastwu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:46:01 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I have this conversation with myself daily
PSDontAsk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:14 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I just found a Taco Bell near my apartment. I think it's going to significantly improve my relationship.
snowqt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:39:20 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
had the exact situation yesterday for lunch.
bbenjjaminn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:43:04 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
curry?
the3dtom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:53:59 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Okay, fine, Thai food.
Eluviete ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:45 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Uhoh... flashbacks.
condor_gyros ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 15:16:32 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I said YOU PICK!
NSDipto ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:30:28 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Guess what I picked?
gsbiz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:54:18 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Argh, You just make this relationship so difficult sometimes!
UltraDTempest2021 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:24 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Me: "Cool. Buffet it is. You can get whatevs from there." Me again: *shrugs smiling winsomely Her: "You just don't get it do you? A buffet?! Are you kidding me? Do you even really care about what I WANT? DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME?!?!?!" Sad Me: ....What do you want me to say right now? Mad Her: "You should just be supportive!!!!"
temp_sales ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:41:28 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
WHAT. DO YOU WANT?
HeinousCalcaneus ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:14:55 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
PIZZAS NOT FOR BREAKFAST
https://youtu.be/KgVo-nHGGJQ
NothingToL0se ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:50:42 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Okay, Guess where we're going!
loie ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 15:17:16 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
sigh idunno
...
Ugh no not there
...
Naaah
kenmaclean ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 15:09:32 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"Well I'm driving there, pick something else before we arrive."
KarmabearKG ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 20:00:42 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Bro this shit happened to me last night. She says I'm starving I say what do you want I'll get it for you. Idk.... Alright thanks keep starving then dafuq
HBStone ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 15:58:24 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
As a girlfriend, Iโm sorry Iโm like this. I donโt know why Iโm like this. Itโs just... once we start throwing options around itโs easy to say โthatโs an option... thinking about it... no not that one.โ But I canโt come up with options on my own. So I just need them to be thrown at me rapid-fire until one sounds good. Usually The One Chinese Place is a โyesโ for me and That One Mexican Place is a โnoโ for me.
So if my boyfriend asks โwhat do you want to eat?โ Iโll say โAsian.โ And heโll say โok, which place?โ But then I have to think of all the Asian food places around! And we start the whole process over again of โno...no...not that...no...โ
Iโm sorry
syransea ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:46:00 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Did you just explain to us that you're incapable of having an original thought?
HBStone ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:46:20 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Only in regards to food.
Siifinia ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:12:33 on May 23, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It's not a matter of WHERE, it's a matter of WHAT. I want fries from McDonald's, a spicy chicken sandwich from Hardee's, ice cream from Dairy Queen, a salad from Subway, and a coke from that one gas station across town because they're the only place with the correct syrup to carbonated water ratio.
puppetmaster2501 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:42:48 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
That's when you just refuse to play. "I'm just going to go to X, and you'd be welcome to join me. I'll wait like 5 minutes for you to decide an alternate place if you want us to go somewhere else together, but seriously, I already decided to go somewhere so I'm going to be out the door soon with or without you."
That might be part of why I don't have anyone. I absolutely cannot stand other peoples' indecisiveness. Either decide something for us, or agree to my suggestion, or just get out of my way.
gwarsh41 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:30:43 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I always get, "eeh... I guess if you really want it".
issybird ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:00:16 on January 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
My husband is like this. Heโll ask what we should do for dinner, I give a hundred suggestions until Iโm annoyed and finally hit one he likes. Yesterday I went through that with him and a few friends, it took like an hour and a half. It went from breakfast to lunch and the place we decided on had a line out the door. We went to Chiliโs instead.
No-Spoilers ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:59:54 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Or just know what they like to eat and will never say no to.
LAHurricane ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 15:12:46 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Sir, as husband, this does not work. Because this doesnt exist.
No-Spoilers ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:19:40 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Works for me, because when she actually doesn't know there's a few places I could pick and she would be happy.
goodbetterbestbested ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:18:47 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It's almost like women are people who act differently from one another and gross stereotypes don't always apply to individuals!
ig88b1 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:43:57 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Really? I'll do that but suddenly there's some new diet she's on that excludes anything within 25 miles of my house, Or maybe the last time we went it was "just ok" or maybe her friend who she is currently fighting with works there.....
No-Spoilers ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:49:36 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"Shoulda picked somewhere then." No but really she knows I'll choose if she doesn't know what she wants, I do usually know what she wants though. She's decently down to earth, except when she's hungry, in which case anything will do.
NJBarFly ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:33:04 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What she likes to eat today, is not the same as what she likes to eat tomorrow.
No-Spoilers ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:35:35 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Give them options, if they don't like any of them then it's your choice, next time they have an option ready.
SGTBrigand ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:33:06 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
OR, alternatively, pick three (or so) things you'd like and let your significant choose from them. Great way to reduce the burden of responsibility, indicate things you're interested in, and allow your partner input.
EDIT: Also more effective to suggest multiple options to start rather than one at a time, as it involves a comparison of possible choices rather than a single option with no fallback.
BassHeadVet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:10 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I always pick subway. If she turns it around I will always pick a subway. But if she ask me first I will tell her a location.
Incontinental-drift ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:47:27 on December 30, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Then you say "I'm going to sleep until you choose!
another_sunnyday ยท 111 points ยท Posted at 15:23:09 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Two indecisive people in a relationship --> constantly hangry --> inevitable breakup
VonCornhole ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 17:49:01 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
We made a dartboard for this. Picked 20 shitty places and 2 nice places and use that to pick if no one has a better idea
BassHeadVet ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:22:24 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
If we really canโt pick we assign two places to a coin. Works great and stopped the arguments.
Jesus-ChreamPious ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 16:04:22 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Also, if my wife ever used the word hangry, she'd no longer be my wife.
Joegodownthehole ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:06:35 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What would you have her use for when her hunger makes her irrationally angry?
Sloppy1sts ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:55:58 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Shape the fuck up, bitch, you're an adult. If you're gonna get all pissy, feed yourself.
I've been single for a while...
Jesus-ChreamPious ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:17:56 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
A psychiatrist to help her become emotionally stable.
Researchthesource ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:06 on April 9, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Using words makes you emotionally unstable? You trying to say that hunger doesnโt make some people irritable?
Jesus-ChreamPious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:16:40 on April 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
No, didn't say that.
DefinitelyNotTrolol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:35:36 on April 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
THEJAZZMUSIC ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:25:01 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"That's right, you don't know where! Which is why we're having Mac and cheese for the fourth time this week like fucking animals!"
Sprockethead ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:57:21 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Then you say I SAID GUESS YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME. sobs YOU KNOW IโM FUCKING FRAGILE NOW GUESS.
Then it all takes care of itself and you have a nice dinner.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:32:23 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"That damn Mexican food restaurant you don't like."
TheRealOneTwo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:50:01 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You guessed it, we aren't going anuwhere
mnk411 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:32:16 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
10/10 would reply with this if my SO asked me to guess.
PepeSilvia267 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:22 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
โHaha no really just guessโ
โI donโt know, whereโ
โJUST GUESS BITCHโ
BigSloppySunshine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:45 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
That's the response I've always gotten. Used to use this trick all the time.
chp2904 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:45:54 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
She's getting the semen slushie she loves so much
dustimo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:47:09 on May 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Then you have to pull a Bill Heath and awkwardly make her keep guessing
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:43 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Then you break up with her for being a useless cunt.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:50 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Who hurt you?
[deleted] ยท 7517 points ยท Posted at 14:20:44 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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SirZacharias ยท 3727 points ยท Posted at 14:35:52 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Then you say "Guess again."
Supertilt ยท 979 points ยท Posted at 15:36:43 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"Probably fuckin Arbys you cheap piece of shit"
cock_boy ยท 419 points ยท Posted at 16:06:54 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Bitch, you hungry or naw?
Wanhope ยท 160 points ยท Posted at 16:31:50 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
ncnotebook ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 18:52:38 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
sleepie_head ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:38:23 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I'll have you know their breakfast wraps are delicious
calliely ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 20:04:04 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I too like to get my diarrhea out of the way early.
sleepie_head ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:30:50 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I must be the only person that doesn't get diarrhea from eating out.
Kartikus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:24:01 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Hope the person you're eating out doesn't get it either. Would put a whole new spin on "shit-faced".
sleepie_head ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:12:22 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You're trying too hard
Kartikus ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:16:18 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Well, one of us is laughing so clearly I did something right.
Wanhope ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:26:23 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah Arby's breakfast is even less of a thing in most places than Arbys.
saynothingnice ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:22:27 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, is that a new thing? Pretty sure my local Arbyโs doesnโt do breakfast.
datadrian ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:31:09 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
oh my god!
HooptyDooDooMeister ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:56:37 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You called your wife a bitch?
EDIT: Downvoters take note. It's from Key & Peele.
cock_boy ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 16:57:37 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What? Oh yeah, mhmm.
ThatDudeShadowK ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:55:12 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, of course. I looked her straight in the eye and I said... *looks around... biiiiiitch
Supertilt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:36:14 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
He'll probably call you a bitch too if you're not careful
NissanSkylineGT-R ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:42:01 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
BITCH YOU THOUGHT...
taekinadeuce ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 16:08:25 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Close! Weโre going to Arbyโs 2: The Wingening.
jarious ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:55:41 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
ULPT: If your girlfriend doesn't fucking like Arby's get a better girlfriend.
Childish_Brandino ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:18:55 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Wait Arby's is like expensive as shit as far as fast food goes. Mc Donald's is probably the cheapest
WhoRageQuit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:01:37 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
i LOL'd in the middle of my college lecture class.
mysticsavage ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:13:04 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Arby's is delicious, you fucking dirt farmer.
duckboy416 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:58 on December 21, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Get in the robot, Shinji.
hospoda ยท 246 points ยท Posted at 15:56:55 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"I don't know, where?"
"No no, you have to guess honey" :)
"Just tell me, hospoda."
"You have to guess it."
"I don't have time for this, I just came from work and I'm hungr-"
"Yeah sure, because I annoy you every second, right?"
"You behave like a child again."
"You know what, fuck you."
"Fuck you."
(both proceed to go to McD, angrily)
SirZacharias ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 18:59:44 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Then you buy a happy meal to make her happy.
drstinkfinger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:08:26 on March 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
That's if his wife is old enough for the toy...
sleepie_head ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:40:35 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"If you're so fucking hungry then why do you need me to tell you where we're going to eat?"
Cantcallit ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:13:00 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
r/2meirl4meirl
jpmoney2k1 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 20:23:48 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
/r/absolutelynotmeirl
BeZdenda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:07 on February 2, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Hospoda
SaintsNoah ยท 870 points ยท Posted at 14:44:17 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Then you say "ยกQuรฉ pena!"
FTFT
JamesTheJerk ยท 179 points ยท Posted at 15:27:40 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
We're going to La Cucaracha.
PleaseBanShen ยท 88 points ยท Posted at 15:49:40 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Ayayayayay
ulfric_stormcloack ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 15:56:19 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
pillar men awaken
Shuden ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:11:50 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
OH MY GOD! I-is that a...?
DownWitBOP ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:11:55 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Motherfucking JoJo Reference?!?!
BlackSpidy ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:30:55 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
https://78.media.tumblr.com/3e735a3e7bd91a6def5dae5d065ea78d/tumblr_opr7c8IIAm1s2kojso1_500.gif
GodOfAtheism ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:46:04 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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theGreenDay95 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:48:18 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:16:46 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Ayy Gringo!
Dim_Innuendo ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:13:56 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Ya no puede caminar.
Llodsliat ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:36:26 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
If you're going there, don't go walking due to respect to La Cucaracha.
natophonic2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:14:23 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
My wife maintains that when she was growing up in Phoenix in the late 70's / early 80's there was a La Cucaracha restaurant. Still not sure if I believe her.
OTOH, when we lived in Southern California, there was a Thai restaurant near us called 'Poo Ping Palace'. We never ate there, but I swear it was for real.
JamesTheJerk ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:41:26 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
There's a restaurant in my city called Pho Bich Nga. https://m.imgur.com/sPwHpSG
idwthis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:45 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
There's a mexican restaurant in my hometown named La Carreta, and as a kid I thought it was called La Cucaracha and I refused to eat there because I knew cucaracha meant cockroach.
dcasarinc ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:27:30 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Ay, pobrecito!
xyl0ph0ne ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:01:57 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
SaintsNoah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:12 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
FWFM?
superking2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:11 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Te lo arregle
NotPerryThePlatypus ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:30:57 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Que pene*
then you give her tacos de vergacoa
Calmeister ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 15:05:49 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Micky D's it is. ;)
Candyvanmanstan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:39:36 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Macca's!
Razzon101 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:29:53 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Look at this problem solver!
eisbaerBorealis ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:08:10 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The real not-so-unethical LPT is in the comments.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:01:05 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"I don't know, where?"
bama05 ยท 113 points ยท Posted at 15:24:09 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
โOf course not that placeโ proceed to take her anywhere but that place.
Fulern ยท 186 points ยท Posted at 15:01:10 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Just say 'An error occurred, please try again.'
[deleted] ยท 91 points ยท Posted at 15:06:50 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
error 404: restaurant not found
TheMeisterOfThings ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 15:53:09 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
r/totallynotrobots
Yeazelicious ยท 80 points ยท Posted at 16:10:27 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
void Human::restaurantULPT()
{
bool response = false;
string restaurant = "NULL";
while (response == false)
{
cout << "Guess where we're going to eat, honey?";
getline(cin, restaurant);
if (restaurant != "Not that damn Mexican restaurant again, I hate that place!") {
cout << "\n Of course!";
this.face.smile();
response = true;
}
else {
cout << "An error occurred. Please try again." << endl;
}
}
}
}
tellmewhatyouwatch ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:45:30 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Hey! Just started trying to teach myself this and I understood some things!
Zeal_Iskander ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:27:08 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
STRING RESTAURANT = "NULL"
tomatoaway ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:24:56 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Why would you quote null
Zeal_Iskander ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:29:41 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
why would he use the string "NULL" my eyes
evanc1411 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:08:35 on January 21, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I like how you even have a structure imagined for Human objects that contain a face object that contains the smile method.
84_73_84_83 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:25:49 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Stuck in loop if she says anything but "Not that damn Mexican restaurant again, I hate that place!"
Yeazelicious ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:40:20 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Not quite. You're stuck in the loop if she says that. Anything else breaks you out of the loop. I used a != condition, not an ==.
KommanderKrebs ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:31:39 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Oh thank goodness, I was worried my programmers we're inputting faulty code that would restrict me to a single dialogue loop.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:45:51 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I think the lack of braces on that if-else statement may be problematic ;)
Yeazelicious ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:13:12 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I don't believe it would affect anything, but I added them for posterity.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:21:46 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You would get a syntax error for an
elsestatement that far from itsifwithout braces.Even if that wasn't the case, it would never loop.
http://www.cplusplus.com/forum/general/103427/
cabinfervor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:08:59 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Forgot to return 0, ten miles of compiler errors
Yeazelicious ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:11:54 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It doesn't return anything. It's a void function for the class of human.
cabinfervor ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:13:48 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
God damn it, I need to keep studying.
Yeazelicious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:50 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Yup. If you have any questions about the code I wrote (it probably has an error somewhere), feel free to send me a PM. I can probably help explain in some capacity (I'm a newbie myself.)
cabinfervor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:11 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Hey wow, thanks a ton dude! Really though, my error was more due to the fact that I was in calc 2 when I commented that and didn't really process it fully. Really good of you to offer to help though.
Hellaimportantsnitch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:33 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What language is this?
Yeazelicious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:13 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
C++.
SunriseSurprise ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 15:33:49 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"Of course not there, a place you actually like."
[deleted] ยท 127 points ยท Posted at 15:11:51 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Immediate divorce.
SpatialCandy69 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 15:51:43 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It might not be because it's Mexican, it might just be a bad restaurant...
[deleted] ยท 66 points ยท Posted at 15:49:27 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 81 points ยท Posted at 16:09:57 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
If your Mexican restaurant isnโt serving corn tortillas you should find a new Mexican restaurant.
daimposter ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 16:26:33 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
YouThey should find an AUTHENTIC Mexican restaurant.chubbsatwork ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:53:07 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Autentic.
FTFY
If there's not a missing letter in the sign, it's not autentic enough.
daimposter ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 16:03:55 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What Mexican restaurant is that? Pick another one!
AuRelativity ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:54:38 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
But I LOVE MOES!! (freaking trash, and I keep getting dragged there)
Letherrible ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:10 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What the fuck happened to Moeโs? Place had solid food, an original menu, and good salsa choices 7-8 years ago...went to one recently and it was terrible in every single way.
AuRelativity ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:55:01 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Slop with slop with slop. It's practically nacho cheese and made-up roof tiles.
Doorknob11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:03 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
First of all, how dare you!!
otterfish ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 15:31:43 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Damn. I love that Mexican place.
daimposter ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:04:14 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I prefer the other Mexican place.
otterfish ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:03:58 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I hear you, but my friend owns the one my girlfriend doesn't like. It's a little more expensive, but it's worth it.
nurbenzin ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 15:43:40 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"Fuck yeah the mexican place, I love their guac and I'm tired of this shit Susan!"
the__rev ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:13:11 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"Who the FUCK is Susan? My name is still Becky, you son of a bitch. Is Susan your new little WHORE? Lemme guess...the new receptionist ??"
Melfina_ ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:19:15 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Are you /u/HasTwoCats husband? :p
PM_ocean_pictures ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:42:06 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Fine... You get to pick then!
Varron ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:15:54 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Then you just go "No, it's someplace you want to go!"
echino_derm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:35:32 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Respond with ยกAy dios mio!
radditor5 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:39:50 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"You'll eat, and you'll like it!"
Not_MrNice ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:40:51 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, you really can't improvise, can you?
NSFWIssue ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:46:26 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"Guess again, bitch"
Aesen1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:52:29 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Your username belongs under r/iamverysmart
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:55 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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Aesen1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:04:48 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Really? I dont know average IQ numbers, but your username made it sound like you were proud and flaunting the fact that you had a three digit IQ. Like having a username such as SolvedRubiksCube
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:06:43 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This implies you recommend that awful Mexican place too often.
pseudo__gamer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:20:39 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Boyfriend.exe not responding
leif777 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:46:14 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Now I want to try that damn Mexican place... what's good?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:22:46 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What is it with these Mexican restaurants lol? Just saw a very similar comment
PooPooDooDoo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:23:11 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"Nope, try again! It's someplace you really want!"
PoopIsAlwaysSunny ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:37:23 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What is it with girls hating on Mexican?
Fatal1ty67 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:43:57 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
She did say โNotโ so that wasnโt really her guess.
Powerballwinner21mil ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:16:36 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
โNo that place you were talking aboutโ
โThe fish tasting stall my grandfather worked at in Sicily before the war?โ
wsteelerfan7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:50:12 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"No, it's a place you love!"
clkou ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:59:14 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You know one place not to go ... ๐
CthulhuStankBreath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:11:02 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Me: laughs maniacally in Mexican
donrane ยท 5356 points ยท Posted at 14:24:41 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Girl Sarcastically: Mcdonalds? Guy not thinking on his feet: How did you guess ?
KittenTablecloth ยท 665 points ยท Posted at 16:40:20 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I told my boyfriend we had reservations to a surprise dinner spot on Valentineโs Day. He got dressed up in a nice suit and I took him to Chick-Fil-A. They were doing a special where you made a reservation and they would save you a table with a white tablecloth, candles and roses and have a server wait on you. They also had a magician come to your table too for some reason. It was awesome.
Mr3n1gma ยท 278 points ยท Posted at 16:46:07 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
To be honest if I was your boyfriend I couldnโt even be bad if I was trolled. Now come birthday time...
mittromniknight ยท 173 points ยท Posted at 17:03:15 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Bro i don't know if you ever had Chick-fil-A but this shit ain't trolling, this shits the most delicious valentine's meal that chicks boyfriend ever had.
Mr3n1gma ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 17:30:59 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Dude I love Chick-fil-A but wish they were open on Sunday. She did get him to dress up though and as much as I like them I would feel pretty out of place in a suit even if they did church it up for Valentineโs Day. That being said I would be pretty happy with the food.
KittenTablecloth ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:11:14 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Hey man, you canโt be looking like a casual schmuck at a candle lit dinner.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:40:57 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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nicholas_snow ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:00:36 on December 7, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Chick-fil-A's secret is they marinade their chicken in kosher dill pickle brine....
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:33:33 on December 7, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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nicholas_snow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:40:21 on December 7, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You're welcome
Sangui ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:30:19 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Popeyes chicken is far superior to anything that Chick Fil A has. Pickle brined chicken tastes like shit.
MenstruationMagician ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 17:04:07 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
My husband and I couldnt find a babysitter one year for valentine's day, so we did this and took the kids with us. Our chick fil a also had a chocolate fountain for the occasion, lol.
akasora0 ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 18:36:14 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
wtf....i guess i know where i'm going to this valentines day
AuRelativity ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:55:02 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
That's my dream date.
false_tautology ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:43:44 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
A Chick-Fil-A near us does this on Father's Day for father/daughter dates. It's cute.
Zack_Fair_ ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 18:41:47 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
wow, I hope you're good in bed >:|
HasTwoCats ยท 605 points ยท Posted at 16:09:45 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This is similar to how it would work with my husband and I
Him "guess where we're getting dinner?" Me "That terrible Mexican place that for some God awful reason you love?" Him "Yes! ...Shit, no!"
That terrible Mexican place is always my first guess because it reminds me literally anywhere else he wants to go is better.
Socio_Pathic ยท 153 points ยท Posted at 16:30:56 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Now I want some sketchy Mexican food.
joopez1 ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 17:27:26 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
And now I want some Mexican food sketches
SullenArtist ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 20:12:00 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Delivery! https://imgur.com/a/BuyoT
joopez1 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:36:08 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Mah boi
Ryan2534 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:52:42 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
And now I want some Sketchers with Mexican Food art.
TrussedTyrant ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:14:43 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This is why everyone should have a Mexican friend. Their mom will feed you even if you don't want eat.
"Quieren algo de comer?"
TacoRedneck ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:29:32 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It's always the most run down piece of shit restaurant that always has the best damn food you have ever eaten. Linoleum floor with tiles missing, air smells funny, weird shit hanging on the walls, and if the cook is a big fat guy then you'd better prepare your tastebuds for the greatest thing they'll ever taste.
Cheshires_Shadow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:42:10 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I could make you a taco without washing my hands first if that counts.
srock2012 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:08 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It's only bad if it tastes bad, you're rolling the dice on it making it through your digestive system comfortably.
slow_down_kid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:20 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
If you can easily identify what is on your plate, it's not real Mexican food
SkollFenrirson ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:00:15 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
If you think this way, you've never had real Mexican food.
Glip-Glops ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:56:29 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
My wife is not a big fan of Mexican, so whenever she pulls the old "Where should we eat? I don't care, anywhere you want" bit i immediately say "Mexican?" She always says "no" so clearly its not "whatever i want", and clearly she does care.
HasTwoCats ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:53:53 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
My husband and I made a deal that if I say "wherever you want" I'm stuck with whatever he decides. I've started saying "I'm not sure, what are thinking" instead
EatsOnlySpaghetti ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:38:25 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Why is the Mexican place so terrible? What brings him back?
Is it the Tacos Carne Asada?
HasTwoCats ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:02:27 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
They put this terrible red sauce on EVERTYTHING, despite the fact I always ask for them to leave it off. I agree to go once or twice a year, and only once has my order come out without that sauce. That one time, the food was actually really good.
The red sauce is like pizza sauce which tastes terrible on Mexican food. My husband thinks it's amazing. He says it combines his two favorite things.
BlackSpidy ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:27:04 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
A red sauce that also seems to have onion and spices/herbs on it? I think that's called "chirmol".
dontdoit4thegram ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:11:08 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
that place sounds amazing
HasTwoCats ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:12:36 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe I'm crazy, but tacos and burritos shouldn't be smothered in pizza sauce, but since they just opened a second location, I'm probably the weird one.
snp3rk ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:17:02 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Is your husband single by any chances?
Silverc25 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:18:13 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Probably once or twice a year he is
HasTwoCats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:29 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Haha, no, sorry.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:08:08 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. It's not enchilada sauce or anything like that?
HasTwoCats ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:52:33 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
No idea what it is, but it's on every dish and tastes like it belongs on pizza, not Mexican. There's a reason I hate this place
slowest_hour ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:33 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
the tapatio must flow
hihelloneighboroonie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:53:52 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Yep, if my boyfriend said "Guess where we're going" my answer would be "Golden Corral?" because for some reason he loves that stupid place.
RageFinklestein ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:23 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Lol. wow. This is exactly me.
I know it's sub-par. I just grew up eating it with my mom so it reminds me of her.
pasta4u ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:19 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
See my girlfriend would do the same but inwould double down on it and take her anyway thus insuring she always has a place picked
alyosha25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:05 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
$10 says ya'll go there only because it is the cheapest sit-down dinner. I think that's the only reason those places exist. I want to have dinner with my GF but can't afford $45 ~ La Cacina it is!
HasTwoCats ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:30:58 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The cheapest in the area is less than half a mile from our house and my second favorite Mexican place. The place we go that he loves and I hate is a 30 minute drive. I think he loves it so much simply because it was his first experience with Mexican. His parents hate it, so he never tried it until he was on his own and the place is near his first apartment.
xXYOLOblaze420Xx ยท -10 points ยท Posted at 16:41:46 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Wow you sound pleasant.
Nugur ยท 258 points ยท Posted at 15:42:17 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
But forreals. My girl love McDonald's.
DealArtist ยท 155 points ยท Posted at 15:54:38 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like she does.
losangelesrobot ยท 79 points ยท Posted at 16:27:01 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like she's lovin it
rrr598 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:30:54 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Jim Gaffigan: I'm lovin' iiiiiittt...
silicon1 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:43:31 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
<higher pitch> this guy talks a lot about food </higher pitch>
FNA25 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:48:21 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Then whispers something.......
Hot pocket
dtlv5813 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:46:30 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
She is mclovin
exoxe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:49:23 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Ba da ba ba ba.
TwoWeeksFromNow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:41 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Forrealsies
AmericanFromAsia ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 16:40:26 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
If she's your girl then I'm not surprised
RumCherries ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:20 on May 22, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I know that just by lookin at her thighs She cut the soda but she gets more fries I don't like my bitches super-sized
Download my mixtape
drhu22 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:18 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Why would you say that about someone you know nothing about?
AmericanFromAsia ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:14:27 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry mom
drhu22 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:24:46 on December 8, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
When did it become a badge of pride to act like a cunt? Pathetic...
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:56:15 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome to the Internet, anon.
chillum1987 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:49:06 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
They got them Disneyโs frozen happy meal toys my nigga.
cocorazor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:05:35 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Mine did, too. She ate that royale with cheese like she was about to die.
haiku-bot1 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 16:05:47 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
ย Mine did too She ate
ย that royale with cheese like she
ย was about to die
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cocorazor ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:20:07 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Good bot.
Haven't met you for a while.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:43:14 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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cocorazor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:50 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
4 day-old account. Yep.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:03 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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cocorazor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:54 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Ye figured out the algorithm?
PM_Me_Yo_Tits_Grrl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:10:04 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Apparently I didn't since it didn't respond.
I did 17 syllables tho and all words fitting the 5 7 5 I think
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:29 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
like wanting that Big Mac sauce despite some allergic reaction that make her lips swell and feel like their on fire.
r2002 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:09 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Good luck on your Senate race.
chris_hanson1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:29 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I know.
WarsWorth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:18 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You should probably help her with that
FireFlyKOS ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:58:15 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
There are those who like McDonalds and there are liars
CallMeFifi ยท 61 points ยท Posted at 16:13:46 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
the Winchester?
bcap425 ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 16:46:51 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Grab a pint and wait for all of this to blow over.
CloudEnt ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:58:48 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Dogs can't look up
QuiGonJism ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:29:05 on April 26, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Youโve got red on you
[deleted] ยท 317 points ยท Posted at 15:32:58 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Teach her not to be sarcastic. ;)
dizzle93 ยท 242 points ยท Posted at 15:55:04 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Teach her?
[deleted] ยท 347 points ยท Posted at 16:00:47 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Spank her when she is.
Koozzie ยท 176 points ยท Posted at 16:05:14 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Oh shit, we either getting kinky in here or abusive
ButtLusting ยท 135 points ยท Posted at 16:12:48 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Why not both? ( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
copperwatt ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 16:22:54 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Found E. L. James
[deleted] ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 16:29:26 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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TheVitoCorleone ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:50:19 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I think that's R. L. Stine, unless I am missing something...hmm.
RustedCorpse ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:11:41 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I'm with you, I lost that trail fast.
ABitOddish ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:55:13 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
But goddamn did it make me laugh for some reason.
tweeters123 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:04:39 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
No, that's R.L. Stine. You're thinking of K.A. Applegate, the author of the Narnia Series.
[deleted] ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 16:06:27 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Just disciplinary
hesoshy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:50:16 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Actually there is no such thing as "physical discipline" There is only physical abuse.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:04:59 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Or physical pleasure
redsectoreh ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:19:31 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
lmao no
TeamRedundancyTeam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:25:40 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
In a relationship I think that's the same as abusive..
JuniorSeniorTrainee ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:28:49 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I mean you're right, but they're clearly talking about dominant/submissive stuff.
losangelesrobot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:25:47 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Depends if you're poor or if you're rich.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:37 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
๐ Mr. Grey. Oh I hate that bastard. Oh and our fucked up society as well. They always have two measures.
3dank5maymay ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:27:24 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Depends. Is the guy rich and is someone writing a book and making a movie out of it? Then it's kinky.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:28:26 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Spank her with cables...
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:11:05 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
TV or internet?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:40:14 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
first time is kinky, second time is abusive. bitch needs to learn tho
UnknownStory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:54:10 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Abinky
zanzebar ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 16:18:44 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Being sarcastic...that's a paddling
ImFalcon ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 16:24:34 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The real ULPT is always in the comments
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:24:07 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This guy fucks
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:36:17 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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wolfamongyou ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:42:01 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
And thank god for that.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:46 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely will if she likes it.
rararaknee ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:37:03 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Rub her nose in it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:01 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Your ass?
wolfamongyou ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:44:37 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I have a pleasure room. Do you want to see it?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:12:16 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I am a -masochist- slave to that.
wolfamongyou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:57 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
My invitation is open, my dear. ;)
Doorknob11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:41 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
That'll just excite her and get everybody off track
MakeLoveNotWarPls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:31:18 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
That's what he said
PM_Me_Yo_Tits_Grrl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:43:54 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
By getting her McDonalds
Cyan_Ink ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 16:26:05 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"how did you guess" sounds like a pretty sarcastic response as well
Lazylion2 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 15:41:20 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
/r/spartanLPT
punishersz ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:27:24 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Man, I really wanted it to be a thing
Insertanamehere9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:43:47 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
And now it is
punishersz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:53:53 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Can I be a mod?
Insertanamehere9 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:55:29 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
sure
PM_Me_Yo_Tits_Grrl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:48:16 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I used to make all of the subreddits I'd see linked and recently people have been getting to it before me. Guess my work is done
xXYOLOblaze420Xx ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:41:03 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
But sheโs already got 2 black eyes.
Xr000ads ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:20:42 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It cannot be unlearned
pawnmarcher ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:23:25 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I can tell this is made up because the girl actually made a choice in the first place.
LovelyLadyBeans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:22:53 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Then you say โno, come on, Iโm serious! Guess! Itโs some place you likeโ
sudstah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:23:33 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
always use their second guess! girls are hardly sarcastic twice, if you have the rare kind that you can never take seriously use her 4th guess! if you need to use any more then that shes playing you!
KingOfFlan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:24:41 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah then take her to McDonaldโs and save $15
NudeGranny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:27:00 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
If that's her first guess then she probably thinks you're a cheap ass
CreepyMosquitoEater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:41:47 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Then if she gets mad you can just play it off sarcastically and say โok guess for real nowโ
ItsKrakenMeUp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:43 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Dollar menu only
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:59 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
every time i travel and we do the 'where do you want to eat guys' routine with the coworkers i say mcdonalds or pizza hut.
fuck those guys. one day we will go.
Antonio_Browns_Smile ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:32 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This is exactly what my girlfriend says, it infuriates me lol.
kylesnooze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:50:13 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Heres a fun story for you. When I was in high school, me and this girl weren't exactly dating, but might as well have been. We just didn't really want to get attached since we'd be leaving for college. I may have been a little more enthusiastic about trying to be in a relationship, but in the end we just became good friends until this day.
Anyway, on April Fools, I told her to dress up nice since I would be taking her out to eat somewhere nice. I ended up showing up in sweat pants and we went to McDonalds. She looked pretty nice too; I felt slightly bad about the whole thing, but the fact that it was april 1st should have tipped her off.
G_Mahler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:51:31 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Bah dah bah bah baaaah
Sheโs a whore
MicroMaac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:37 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
And in line she goes "oh, I don't know what to order". That's when you recommend the McNasty and dryhumps her while in queue.
scoutTeem0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:55 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This is my boyfriend. I really wanna dump him
hades_the_wise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:46 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You can save that quickly by laughing right after "How did you guess?"
Or just take her to McDs and make her live with her decision. Her delicious, delicious 20-piece decision with the large fry.
evanmckee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:48 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
McDonalds looks strange with a lower case d.
Chriswheela ยท 10896 points ยท Posted at 14:01:50 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Literally just used it. Worked like a charm.
โGuess where weโre having lunch today babe?โ
โNandoโs?โ
โYou got it!โ
smiles
Brewster-Rooster ยท 6530 points ยท Posted at 15:21:25 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"Guess where we're going for food?"
"Knowing you, probably fucking McDonalds..."
"You guessed right! :D"
"Ugh..."
OddTuning ยท 1248 points ยท Posted at 15:42:45 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Dam it, this scenario also played in my head when I read OP's post .-.
MostOriginalNickname ยท 545 points ยท Posted at 16:28:03 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Use this:
"Guess where we're going for food?"
"Knowing you, probably fucking McDonalds..."
"No, it's a place you love :D"
"[Answer]"
"That's the one!"
[deleted] ยท 413 points ยท Posted at 17:37:27 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"What is it then"
CaptainDogeSparrow ยท 208 points ยท Posted at 17:53:13 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Dorsia
skoolhouserock ยท 94 points ยท Posted at 18:20:22 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I'll see you there, but first I have to return some video tapes.
Magica_do_Mar ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 20:09:59 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/Fa3A91h.gif
PM-YOUR-PMS ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:31:23 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/4sLrXwg.gifv
Kryptosis ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 18:34:11 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"You have to guess!"
[deleted] ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 21:41:39 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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Kryptosis ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 22:28:06 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"Ooo sorry wrong guess, we're going to mcdonalds!"
boobooob ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:25:06 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"NO, YOU HAVE TO"
Tonkarz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:34:27 on January 8, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
"You're using that trick you read on reddit aren't you"
JimboLodisC ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:02:24 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This seems about how it would play out for someone like Michael Scott.
Salguod14 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:43:30 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Someone from the office is pissed they didn't think of this
Password_Is_hunter3 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:31:25 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It's treason then
Ferinex ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:27:15 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Your mom's! Pack your shit
Killersavage ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:52:49 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Seems that Nandoโs works.
Slashandburn_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:46 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"...you know ;)"
KidsInTheSandbox ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:52:54 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
No its the place you love!
"Balam" (fuck thats an hour drive in traffic but reddit said you gotta go with first choice)
dgdgdgdgcooh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:55:04 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"It's a place you love"
Super expensive place
"Nooo... you love it a bit less then that"
tabarra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:27 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
something something real something in the comments
yourmansconnect ยท 91 points ยท Posted at 15:58:10 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
If you say good for food she might assume that. But going for lunch is usually not fast food imo
DarkOmen597 ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 16:17:24 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Wait what? Mcdonalds is good food?
SelfAwareLitterBox ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 16:37:00 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
He meant
_conor_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:11:11 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Nah McDonaldโs is good for food not good food
pseudo__gamer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:16:05 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
McDonald's good food, McDonald's only food
TheMeddlingMonk8 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:16:10 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I think you meant, "McDonald's is food?"
CaptainDogeSparrow ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:17:50 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"Guess where we're going for food?"
"Knowing you, probably fucking McDonalds..."
"No, honey. We are going to somewhere special tonight... but you must guess first!"
jemm ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:38:47 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"On second thought, McDonald's it is."
justlatherthatsall ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:40:03 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Oh piss off you
strongjz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:36:05 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus christ
JuniorSeniorTrainee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:35 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
OP forgot the critical step: have a backup answer if she says something like this or like "I don't know, where?" In software development we call this graceful degradation.
Leaderofmen ยท 243 points ยท Posted at 16:07:54 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY: Don't ask your girl where she wants to eat. Instead, tell her to guess where you're taking her to eat and wait till she says McDonalds.
f5f5f5f5f5f5f5f5f5f5 ยท 65 points ยท Posted at 16:26:05 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I'm lovin'it.
Hammonkey ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:18:22 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
my man!
SonicMaze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:24:58 on December 30, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The real ULPT is always in the comments.
Rapesilly_Chilldick ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 16:09:14 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Then just say "No; somewhere you like."
theivoryserf ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:41:31 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I would 100% love a date at Maccies, ngl
choragus ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 15:42:04 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"Why would you say that about me?"
[deleted] ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 16:06:52 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"You're just like your father"
fezzam ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 16:18:40 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The manโs been dead for 17 years Elizabeth! Yet you keep dragging him into shit like this. Iโm done. Itโs the same as last week when we went to look at lamps, and that time we went over to Shaunโs house for the party. What is the problem!
Chispy ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:23:07 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I literally just had this exact argument with my dog. What a bitch.
Lizard_Beans ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:33:59 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The solution to all relationship problems is having a baby, so...
TotallyInOverMyHead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:46 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh, thank you !"
VoidWalkah ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:12:45 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"Knowing you, probably fucking McDonalds..."
"No, I had something a little classier in mind" then you say yes to whatever she says
Kayel41 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:18:53 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
โGuess where weโre eating for dinnerโ
โWhere?โ
โNo, guessโ
โIdk whereโ
โNo just guessโ
โNot fucking Taco Bellโ
โUhh...โ
GsolspI ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:13:07 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You can have whatever you like
https://youtu.be/yRVi0paZlfI
bnh1978 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:59:33 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You're right! We aren't going for food! We're fucking!
Middge ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:16:04 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"No way. Not this time. I'll give you a hint for your next guess... I've heard you tell me that love it!"
Axiomiat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:31:08 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This is flawless for my situation. No matter what she'll override whatever I come up with. Either my bluff works or it motivates a real answer out of her.
makemeking706 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:04:13 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"Guess where we're going for food?"
"I don't know. Where?"
"...damn it."
donglover2020 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:35 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"No, it's somewhere you love"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:09:44 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
If she isn't paying, it's still free food.
dinozero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:12:33 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Then you reply and say โnoโฆ Itโs your favorite place โ
Highside79 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:12:33 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This plan really only works if she is a "half full" person rather than a "half empty" type.
secretagent01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:14:49 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Well if she replies like this, why the fuck would you want to go out to dinner with her?
StardustJojo13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:34:36 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
LMAO Can confirm, my bf is a dick and likes to pull this.
f33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:42:21 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"No really babbee. Im trying here."
727200 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:55 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Went to McDonald's for the first time in years last week and had a gimmicky siracha crispy chicken sandwich...it was pretty frickin good.
But it cost like $10 with fries and drank. 7/10
Bloodloon73 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:17:27 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I got two big macs with 20 mcnuggets for 10 bucks
Could've got 4 big macs instead
GenericTrashyBitch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:50:54 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
โCโmon be serious, guessโ
โ[guess]โ
thisisbeer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:13 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You missed an opportunity here. Being Unethical. You should have acted mad and said " Well if that's how your going to be then ya. McDonald's it is."
Then you get a cheap lunch and she feels bad because she thinks you were about to drop money on her.
YoUsEfIsSqUeAkY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:30 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, just say โGuess where weโre going for food! Your favorite!โ
PowerfulWarbird ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:00 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Try "No, somewhere you like"
Zack_Fair_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:40 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
say "No" till she says a place without resentment in her voice.
If she gives up before that happens, I don't know... start digging a hole in your backyard
bibbleskit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:35 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
holy shit i wrote this almost exactly as a reply when i saw this "tip" on facebook. this tip is stupid.
Peeka789 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:04 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
*The Winchester
deadbeatsummers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:29 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
HAHA wow this is accurate.
SnackSac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:49 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
My man!
IamBrian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:04 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
โEvery god damn time!โ
ColdaxOfficial ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:37 on March 8, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Thatโs 100% me haha
skeeter1234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:20:46 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It works perfectly. If she acts sarcastic she gets punished. If she is fun and pleasantly plays along she gets rewarded.
Princetrix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:47 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Hahaha same here man
๐๏ธ MrCharlesSr ยท 1943 points ยท Posted at 14:40:04 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Glad it worked bro. Use it wisely and not excessively.
KeroseneMidget ยท 1587 points ยท Posted at 15:04:27 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
''Guess where I'm taking you for dinner tonight?''
''Dorsia's?''
''...Yeah, sure, let me just make the call.''
ReferencesTheOffice ยท 374 points ยท Posted at 15:10:34 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?
choragus ยท 117 points ยท Posted at 15:40:32 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Learn the power of open-ended questions instead of yes/no closed-ended questions. Question SO like an investigator, not a prosecutor.
TheDirtyCondom ยท 62 points ยท Posted at 15:55:43 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Sprinkle crack on them?
CaptainDogeSparrow ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 16:03:10 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
On their assholes
Orn100 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 16:20:09 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Don't just look at it, eat it.
BlackestNight21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:54 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Queen of Dragons, my ass!
evanphi ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:22 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Easy there, Leo.
thekidwiththefa ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:43:51 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Open and shut case, Johnson
jcoffi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:36:05 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This deserves more up votes.
DefinitelyNotTrolol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:39:49 on April 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Open-and-shut case Johnson.
UnknownStory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:52:51 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
โช That's the power of openendedquestions โซ
1stOnRt1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:57:28 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like i would say the opposite. Why would you suggest asking open ended questions?
choragus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:32:25 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
As stated in the question, the answer is either yes or no. I believe the OP's framing of the conversation to be clever and useful. I'd use it about 20 to 30% of the time to avoid it becoming a recognizable pattern.
nathreed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:06:57 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Because it gets them talking about themselves in more detail, and then you can maybe take the conversation in a different direction based on something they said. It saves you from running out of things to talk about (or at least makes it a lot harder) or asking questions that sound really stupid or are super (uncomfortably) specific.
1stOnRt1 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:18:43 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What does that have to do with getting your girlfriend to pick a place for dinner?
Asking questions that have yes or no answers really helps me narrow down what the girlfriend wants. Asking open ended questions just gives her space to say "I dont know, what do you want" or "I dont care"
ReferencesTheOffice ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:20:39 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Yep, people are talking about two different kinds of conversations. In the "dinner" conversation you want a direct answer. In the "talk about yourself" conversation you don't want yes/no answers. In this ULPT, you want a direct answer.
1stOnRt1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:27:42 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I dont see any "talk about yourself conversation"
Sorry, just confused myself
ReferencesTheOffice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:29:50 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The people talking about getting her to open up about herself are not asking direct yes/no type questions. The people wanting her to choose where to eat are asking direct yes/no type questions.
1stOnRt1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:41:27 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Thats an entirely different comment chain, and not one that I have even seen.
I think you must have responded to the wrong comment
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:17:01 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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1stOnRt1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:19:58 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
When did we switch to making small talk?
This is about getting your girlfriend to pick a place for dinner
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:02 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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1stOnRt1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:22:36 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
He was making a reference to American Psycho, which was referenced in the comment before him regarding making dinner reservations
LatviaSecretPolice ยท 105 points ยท Posted at 15:53:46 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Their early work was a little too 'new-wave' for my taste, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own - both commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humour. In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is 'Hip To Be Square', a song so catchy most people probably don't listen to the lyrics - but they should! Because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself!
MxReLoaDed ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 16:21:30 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Paul!
AHHHHHHHHHH
thekidwiththefa ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:45:04 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD
CaptainDogeSparrow ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 16:04:18 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Guess which card we are taking a look now.
Wallazabal ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:40:02 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Couldnโt help but read that in Patrick Batemanโs voice!
FlametopFred ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:22:47 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Good band and they seemed to have managed their career well but then again they were older when success finally came along
yummyyummypowwidge ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:48:09 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
There ainโt no denyinโ that itโs hip to be square.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:01:24 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I named my son Hooey Loois
chillum1987 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:50:58 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now, you mother fucker!
incindia ยท 94 points ยท Posted at 15:10:30 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
God, I hate this place. It's a chick restaurant. Why aren't we at Dorsia?
CaptainDogeSparrow ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 16:24:09 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, nobory goes there anymore.
Bonesnapcall ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 15:47:28 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Its just Dorsia.
CaptainDogeSparrow ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 16:04:34 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
DORSIA
HOW FUN!
Baconoid_ ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 15:48:19 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
That's a very fine Chardonnay you're not drinking.
napoleongold ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:03:40 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Dorsia's
KeroseneMidget ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:01:14 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I wouldn't know, I have never been there.
aznperson ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:14:04 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
just say "nah guess again"
Lysanias ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:43:27 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I'm glad I just watched this movie for the first time, so I get the reference.
IRENE420 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:01:42 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Just give her enough lithium and she wonโt know the difference
eagleeyesm ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:36:27 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
That's bone. And the lettering is something called Silian Rail.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:15:02 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
No idea what Dorsia's is, but it sounds like a chick bar from the comments below.
[deleted] ยท 166 points ยท Posted at 15:15:50 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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RichardMcNixon ยท 96 points ยท Posted at 15:57:24 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Guess what we're having for breakfast?
Guess where I'm taking you for brunch?
Guess what we're doing for lunch?
Guess what we're......
Breaking up?
Oh, OK.
TotallyInOverMyHead ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 16:40:40 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"That is exactly what i was going for. Thanks for making the first move. Made it so much easier on me."
SystemFolder ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:28:22 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Guess where weโre having sex?
In the butt?
Thatโs riโฆ Hey! Where are you going?
pibbxtra12 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:59:00 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You gotta make it her second guess every now and then
AMViquel ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:19:05 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Oh yeah, because "Where do you wanna go?" - "You pick something!" - "A it is" - "I HATE A, you should know that." - "Then B?" - "We had that only twelve days ago. Why do I always have to pick!" is working so well.
moon__lander ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 15:48:15 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Until she picks the most expensive place in 100km radius
wantmorehead ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:06:54 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Rookie...
cursed_deity ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:00:53 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
nope, guess again!
fixed
pharodae ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:06:06 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Then you just say, "No, guess again." Go to where she says the second time.
haiku-bot1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:06:20 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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fuckeh ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:41:53 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Guess who's paying for dinner?
Right ladies? Right?
Classed ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:48:26 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
There's a limit to how expensive a restaurant gets though.
AuraeShadowstorm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:13:31 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Chances are the most expensive place requires reservations.
"I did try as my first choice, but I couldn't get a reservation. Guess again."
If she nails you again with a ridiculous expensive place, give the reservation excuse again and just name a place. You keep up the guessing game and she will call your bluff.
A_Bit_Of_Nonsense ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:42:23 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"Guess where I'm taking you to dinner?"
"Uhh I dont know, where?"
"Ehh, just guess!"
"I dont know, tell me!"
"Uhh, Nandos?"
"Oh..."
Much closer to what my conversation would be like.
aprilfools411 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:51:27 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Change it up times and use her second or third guess, then offer to pivot to her first.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:19:02 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Let me guess where youโre taking me this time?
Uhh..Iโm not?
grasshoppa80 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:03:16 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
God I canโt wait to use it!
bathroomstalin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:29 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This is Reddit, fam.
I used to mindlessly parrot Le Nerd Culture references, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
GrrreatFrostedFlakes ยท -76 points ยท Posted at 15:07:43 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
So you saw the meme of this on Facebook and copied it to Reddit? Low bro, real low.
Edit 1: Letโs make this my most downvoted comment ever, everybody!
Edit 2: https://media.giphy.com/media/gYSGoXTuVYASI/giphy.mp4
AltmerAssPorn ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 15:08:59 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
That's what most posts in this sub are. Not original ideas unfortunately.
That, or a play on a current trending LPT post
cortanakya ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 15:35:10 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
THAT IS WHAT REDDIT IS DESIGNED FOR. Not to intentionally come across as condescending but reddit is a content aggregator, it's a website specifically designed for the sharing of content from around the Internet. The tagline is "the front page of the Internet", the whole point of reddit is "stealing" content so it is concentrated in one place. Ideally the original content should be credited but it isn't necessary, especially if it's just a vague notion of an idea like this post.
It's one of my dumbest pet peeves - people getting upset with reposts and content theft. That's literally the whole point of the website, sharing things that otherwise wouldn't have been seen by many people.
VoilaVoilaWashington ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:48:19 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"My friend told me a joke, but he didn't make it up from nothing at all, so I told him he's a shitposting karma farmer."
Kitnado ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:21 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It's like people trying to change the website into whatever they want it to be, instead of accepting it for what it is. My pet peeve in that area is people complaining about being downvoted "Downvotes are not for disagreeing!", "You're only proving me right by downvoting", "Everyone downvoting is a baby".
Like bitch Imma press this here button for whatever damn reason I please
cortanakya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:19:42 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
All downvoting means is that you were a dick or you challenged a widely accepted belief (or, sometimes, both). It's like when edgy teenagers and politics students get upset with single issue voters in real elections. Sure it matters but it doesn't have to be equally meaningful to everybody. Some people think democracy is the most important thing in the universe, some people think it's not really all that important. It's like with upvotes and downvotes, some people genuinely measure their self worth by how many people agree with them online and other people think that shit is hilarious.
Personally I'm of the opinion that y'all can go suck a fuck, downvote below plz.
Kitnado ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:22:53 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I downvoted you because I agree with you
GrrreatFrostedFlakes ยท -23 points ยท Posted at 15:13:25 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, but getting it from Facebook is a super low standard.
DalanTKE ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 15:16:10 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Next unethical life pro tip: Instead of creating your own ULPT, steal one from Facebook and pass it off as your own for karma!
baumpop ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 15:27:45 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Youโre upvoted and heโs downvoted for saying the same thing. What a world.
SlowSeas ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:38:34 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Magic!
baumpop ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:45:57 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Haha now Iโm downvoted. What a world!
DalanTKE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:43 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Magic!
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 15:10:36 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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GrrreatFrostedFlakes ยท -16 points ยท Posted at 15:12:55 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Chill your tits, bro.
weaselbiscuit ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:26:24 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Nay, heathen! Refrigerate thy mammaries!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:19:52 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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GrrreatFrostedFlakes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:21:29 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Yโall got removed, broham
farris59 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:31:36 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Feelsbadman
OSUblows ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:48:06 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You might call doing that as a way to gain karma....an unethicallifeprotip
GrrreatFrostedFlakes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:58:53 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I gain karma by having anal sex with your mother.
OSUblows ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:38 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Dude...what?
GrrreatFrostedFlakes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:48 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You know, butt sex.
OSUblows ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:48 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Are you 12?
GrrreatFrostedFlakes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:51 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I will fite you!!!
OSUblows ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:25 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
k
GrrreatFrostedFlakes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:21 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Where do you want to meet? Iโll ask my mom to drive me. Anywhere/anytime!
boudzab ยท 218 points ยท Posted at 14:09:44 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Before I read the comments, I was already coming to write nandos. Nandos = life
xr3llx ยท 203 points ยท Posted at 15:11:05 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Tf is a nando
Stompedyourhousewith ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 15:17:17 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k97AIRy5Z5U
ChickenBaconPoutine ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 15:34:30 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I knew what this was before clicking it.
That straw attempt at the end kills me every time.
TotallyInOverMyHead ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:42:33 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It looks like a horsie attempting to get at that carrot it thinks it can see out of its left eye.
gregspornthrowaway ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:11:09 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Putting it on a bun does not make just anything a burger you fucking heathens!
warfrogs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:41:43 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
That commercial would not fly stateside. lol god we're puritanical.
[deleted] ยท 175 points ยท Posted at 15:19:58 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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radicalheadphone ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 16:23:52 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Oy reckon this mate never did the Nando tango. Absolute mad man, this one
91j ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 17:08:37 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess you're not actually from the UK? :p
radicalheadphone ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 17:18:42 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Never set a foot ๐
LLBlumire ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 17:19:12 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It shows
donkencha ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 18:33:43 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Oy guvna, just poppin out for a cheeky Nando tango mate!
(sweats in American)
WtfMayt ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:30:15 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
He lost it immediately at 'oy'
It's clearly 'oi' m8 u bellend
Red_Dawn_2012 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:27:59 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I have been, and I have seen the glistening light that is Nando's.
Apoplectic1 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 16:57:49 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
mistAr_bAttles ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 15:13:56 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Quick search Nando's
WikiTextBot ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 15:14:02 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Nando's
Nando's is an international casual dining restaurant chain originating in South Africa. Founded in 1987, Nando's operates about 1,000 outlets in 30 countries.
Nando's specializes in Portuguese style chicken dishes with various peri-peri marinades.
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natophonic2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:50:41 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I wonder if European tourists to the US who eat at a Chiptole's feel the same excitement at having found a one-of-a-kind, exotic, modern yet authentic place to eat, like I did when I first ate at a Nando's in London a couple of years back.
t3hnhoj ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:02:36 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Don't they make the Dankey Kang and Sanic games?
usrevenge ยท 61 points ยท Posted at 15:21:53 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Mediocre chicken place. Not worth the price either like, there is 1 in the mall near my work. Every day for lunch we go to the mall and it's been picked may be 2 times in the last 2 years.
Meanwhile chick fa la has been picked almost every week.
Well_actuallyyy ยท 128 points ยท Posted at 15:26:37 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Is chick fa la the christmas version?
SpatialCandy69 ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 15:50:51 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Chick fa la la la la, la la la la!
noNoParts ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 16:44:48 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Don we now our gay appea... record scratch
holla171 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:29 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"You're probably wondering how I entered this fast food establishment..."
FloofTail ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:46:35 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Correct amount of la's. Well done.
Itchy_Back ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 15:28:46 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This is the truth. The chicken is tasty don't get me wrong but the price to serving size ratio is not worth it. 15 bucks for a chicken leg and half a cup of rice. Ehhh...
LLicht ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:13:36 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It's really about the Peri Peri sauce. Around me, you can buy Nando's sauces in grocery stores, so I have no reason to go to the restaurant for overpriced meat and sides.
CageyTurtlez ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:58:54 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
As an American who had Nandoโs in London I thought it was just standard fried chicken. I also tried the hottest sauce they had in the restaurant and it was about as spicy as like Taco Bell hot sauce. Whole experience was very cheeky though
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:05:53 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Good to know, I LOVE spicy and nothing pisses me off more than ordering "extra spicy" or "Indian style" and it comes out about as spicy as a turnip. I want FIREEE! I need to sweat and cry or it's not good enough!
Itchy_Back ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:45:31 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It's not fried though, it's flame grilled.
TheRiceBot ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 15:28:49 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Heh.
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[deleted] ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 16:00:02 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Why? What is the point of this bot? What does this add to the conversation? Why did people upvote this?
TwinkleTheChook ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 16:09:21 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing personnel, kid.
Hephaistos_Hammer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:31:52 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Bad boy.
RyanB_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:29:52 on December 21, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Bit late to the thread but yeah, I agree. I work there so I get that staff discount, but if I didnโt thereโs no way Iโd want to spend that kinda money
CamsGraphics ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 15:51:36 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
there must be a substantial difference between a UK Nandos (Otherwise known as a Cheeky Nandos) and the US Nandos.
I geuss its like comparing Maccies in the UK to Maccies in the US, Maccies over here is "alright", where as in the US it seems much noicer
huntinkallim ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 16:00:43 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I wasn't aware there were Nando's in the US. I'll need to find one.
cubbsfann1 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:20:33 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
They started in the Chicago market last year. Not sure if they're anywhere else now though.
LateralusSC ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:26:20 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Baltimore has one kinda near little Italy.
cubbsfann1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:28:47 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Just looked more into it. They came to Canada in 95, then opened a test branch in DC in 2008. Since then they expanded in the DC/Baltimore area and Chicago a few years later.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:33:49 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I know there is one in new york and some in Washington but you can check here https://www.nandosperiperi.com/eat/restaurants
Trucidar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:32:18 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I would imagine so. Compare any fast food place in Canada to it's US locations. In Canada the food is shittier and twice as expensive.
LateralusSC ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 16:25:18 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
No. As an American, "Maccies" is not "nice" anywhere. It's somewhere in between instant ramen and dog food in terms of quality. I hesitate to even call anything they serve a "burger". And the "chicken nuggets" are legit the worst in the entire world.
It's cheap, gross food for poor people who don't care about taste, only calories.
Pallis1939 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:26:11 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
There's one in Del Mar, CA that has gelato and they even used to have a separate kitchen for nicer food like ahi tuna salads or Chicken Alfredo.
CamsGraphics ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:47:02 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
naah the nugs are dece man
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 15:27:40 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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foreignsky ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:55:14 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It's fast casual. Like Chipotle, Panera, etc. One step up from fast food, one step down from full service restaurants.
KommanderKrebs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:10 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
So basically Zaxby's.
wyatt1209 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:06:27 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Nandos is delicious but it's so fucking overpriced
TotallyInOverMyHead ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:44:15 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
i wonder if these north american territories have any places that are not affiliated with chains. I haven't been there in decades.
NeverForgetBGM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:53:55 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Chick fil a is absolute garbage though.
kenba2099 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:06:46 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Hm. I never realized opinions could be objectively wrong.
patientbearr ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:59:40 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You shut your whore mouth
julianopdb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:38:05 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Oi don't be cheeky
Talkahuano ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:06:35 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking peri peri chicken fast food what what!
rakut ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:53:43 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Itโs my cats name. Now Iโm imagining him owning a nice restaurant.
JimboLodisC ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:03:20 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
she's me nan mate she do whatever the fook she want
yummyyummypowwidge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:49:38 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Thereโs at least one near where I live in the States and Iโve been itching to try it.
csgetaway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:22:47 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
chicken
frakkin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:59 on May 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It's cheeky
duderex88 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:42:38 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going to the UK for work in January and I'm way to excited to finally go to Nandos
ZuluPapa ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:23:39 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Nandos in the U.K.>Nandos in the U.S.
julianopdb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:44 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I work at Nandos so for me Nandos literally = life.
Stompedyourhousewith ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 15:17:49 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
as an american, my only experience with nandos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k97AIRy5Z5U
Jarredchris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:17:18 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Nandos?
cubbsfann1 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:24:37 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Nando's Peri Peri. Its a chicken restaurant that is just starting to enter the US from South Africa/Europe.
Hungriges_Skelett ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 15:13:22 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Cheeky
dirtyshits ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:48:20 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Can someone explain the whole "cheeky" nandos thing?
d20diceman ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:47:00 on December 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Sure
dirtyshits ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:37 on December 28, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
That makes sense. Thanks brev.
-Banteater
grumbledum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:25 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
just gettin some cheeky nandos with the lads carry on xx
Left4Head ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 15:16:05 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Until they say idk and you're like "babe, just guess!"
yummyyummypowwidge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:51:13 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Baaaaaaaabe
Griffolion ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 15:34:21 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Cheeky Nandos with the lass. Standard.
Loreki ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:19:04 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Basic, you mean.
CloudClamour ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 15:37:34 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Cheeky.
screen317 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 15:44:50 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Cheeky
CaptainSprinklefuck ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:35:32 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Then she feels in tune with you and she's all excited about it. Nothing unethical here, boys. Just A+ advice.
tega234 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:35:38 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Cheeky nandos
cheeboiga ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:39:08 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
so cheeky
MickyLeeYT ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:03:50 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Cheeky ๐
candyman337 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:40:04 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
But was it cheeky?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:40:48 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Was it a cheeky Nandoโs?
Marashio ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:52:04 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Cheeky
satanshand ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:52:32 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Cheeky
AlvinGT3RS ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:12:27 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Cheeky nandos
TheMeisterOfThings ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:52:30 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
That kind of manipulation could be considered... Cheeky...?
soundsaboutWRIGHT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:01:18 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
My girlfriend will guess a place I like and she hates and roll her eyes. This would not work out for me.
Didactic_Tomato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:01:36 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
My girlfriend ALWAYS talks about Nandos. I think it might actually be her favorite (guilty?) food.
What is it and why will it change my life? Chicken, right?
SheolCodeMonkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:09:01 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't know I was your girlfriend
GoodiusTheGreat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:53 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Load up the chopper and ride on ya enemies
GregTheMad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:35:09 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
valax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:01 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Is your girlfriend a teenage girl?
xinxy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:52:33 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Until she guesses a place that's way out of your budget and needs reservations well in advance anyway...
"Guess again bitch!"
SenorBubs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:39 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Proceeds to U-turn
Vandelay_Latex_Sales ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:05 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Well, at least Nando's is great.
Nell_Trent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:33 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Who doesn't like a cheeky Nando's?! Hopefully you're also the Archbishop of Banterbury!
whamwhamwhamwham ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:08 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Nandos , ugh!
Threedawg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:38 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
โGuess where dinner is tonight!?โ
names most expensive place in town
โYup, and itโs your turn to pay!โ
nicksvr4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:59 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Love Nandos, but there aren't many in US. Now I want some Nandos.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:56 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Did you wear your matching tracksuits?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:25 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Cheeky?
NissanSkylineGT-R ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:51 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Was it a cheeky Nandos?
Ocinea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:53 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
/r/thathappened
lezarodu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:38 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This week I tried Nando's for the first time. Really good and spicy, but most important... ice cream refill.
Blaaa5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:54 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"Guess where we're having lunch today babe?" "I don't know" "You got it!" cries
StealthSpheesSheip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:23 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Nandos is fucking amazing. Good call
Iamblind19 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:24 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The italian place?
camp-cope ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:39 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Cheeky Nando's...
-Cizin- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:20 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
That's a DMV dude right there I miss their chicken sooooooo much
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:27 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Did you rush to make a reservation discreetly then?
yoloferny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:07 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
โGuess where weโre having lunch today babe?โ "me" "no, it's me"
TheFunkyWalrus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:50 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck yeah I love Nandoโs
FourWordComment ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:33 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Thatโs a cheeky nandos.
walmartpaulwalker ยท 2026 points ยท Posted at 13:42:49 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This seems like it would fit pretty well in r/lifeprotips
iBleeedorange ยท 565 points ยท Posted at 14:25:05 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Not sure if you're joking, but it was posted there yesterday iirc.
[deleted] ยท 395 points ยท Posted at 14:26:55 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Starting to think these subreddit designations are just for show.
AcidOcean ยท 125 points ยท Posted at 15:00:13 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Only starting NOW?
DrFaustPhD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:48 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, OP will be there in a few days
Sprockethead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:05 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Iโll start later.
[deleted] ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 15:00:29 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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TroperCase ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:11:38 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
ULPT: post yesterday's highest-scoring LPTs to ULPT for that sweet, sweet karma.
AgentGinger149 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:18:22 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
If you think this is bad, check out /r/AskMen and /r/AskWomen and see how many on the wrong gender respond to the questions
why_rob_y ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:14 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Report stuff if it doesn't fit in a sub. I've started doing it more and more. Users will often upvote cool stuff without even looking at the sub. If you report it, a mod may take a look at it and agree with you that it doesn't fit. That's part of the reason these are moderated forums.
ennuiui ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 14:51:59 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Only because there isn't a r/brilliantlifeprotips.
inate71 ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 15:13:52 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
but that's just supposed to be /r/LifeProTips.
SunriseSurprise ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 15:37:47 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
/r/LifeProTips is to useful pro tips as /r/funny is to actual funny things.
demevalos ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 15:53:38 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
/r/funny โ /r/ComedyCemetery
the3dtom ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 14:59:35 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Make it, I'll sub to it.
noises-off ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:49:59 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
try /r/lifeprotips first, if downvoted post here, if downvoted again make a red duck meme and move on.
Insertanamehere9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:44:49 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah this is definitely more LPT than ULPT i'm wondering why the repost to ULPT at all...besides the karma, ofc
๐๏ธ MrCharlesSr ยท 1727 points ยท Posted at 14:26:44 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Extra ULPT: Tell her to keep guessing if you don't like her first choice restaurant.
EDIT: or if she chooses one that's too expensive for your taste u/LendarioSonhador
LendarioSonhador ยท 579 points ยท Posted at 14:50:17 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
If it's not pizza at home it's too expensive for me
Snugglzworth ยท 339 points ยท Posted at 15:03:00 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Look at this fat cat, able to afford pizza at home.
razorbeamz ยท 153 points ยท Posted at 15:13:52 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Not even eating lentils.
drDOOM_is_in ยท 178 points ยท Posted at 15:25:07 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Lentils as in Plural, whoa.
Thisismyfinalstand ยท 99 points ยท Posted at 15:28:38 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
All ya'll with food and a place to call home...
gsbiz ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 15:46:24 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Weeell listen to little lord fontleroy with a "home". Last night I had a fair beating for dinner before being tucked into my shoebox to shiver myself to sleep.
GulGarak ยท 66 points ยท Posted at 15:51:27 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Look at Mr. Moneybags with his shoebox!
gsbiz ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 16:25:48 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Well, it is just a rental shoebox and the slumlord say's "it ain't hardly had no murders in it or nuffink"
PSDontAsk ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 17:50:21 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Oooh fancy, someone has a lord of the shoebox.
sangfryod ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:32:31 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Look at all those people having girlfriends
Po1ar ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:40:37 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
wow look at Richie rich here with his "barely any murders" shoebox
HolyHindenburgBatman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:22:44 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You guys have no idea what I've been through. I live in a cardboard box and had to eat all my paintings because no one would buy them.
gsbiz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:14 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
OOO someone's all 'La De Da' having teeth enough to eat paintings??? Do you have any idea how difficult it is to gum a stray squirrel to death?
ABitOddish ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:00:33 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Well la di Uncle Tom da, LaTrelles going to Breckenridge!
dmstewar2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:38:15 on February 26, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is why people think reddit is full of gays.
noleft ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 16:35:09 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I scoff at even a single lentil. Some of us out hear living in real shit, dirt for breakfast, dirt for lunch, and a single grain of rice for a hearty dinner.
TheRiceBot ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 16:35:10 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Heh.
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gsbiz ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:05:01 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Ooooo what I wouldn't give for a hearty grain of rice. The last hearty meal I had was a scraping of dust, but I had to split that with my 9 brothers and sisters. Lucky for desert we were allowed to go out and lick tar off road. Yep, that was a fine Christmas dinner.
worldspawn00 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:59:47 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Rice is great for when you're hungry and want to eat 1000 of something. (paraphrased from memory from Mitch Hedburg)
TheFriendlyFerret ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:48:03 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Look at this fatcat, able to count!
yummyyummypowwidge ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:54:27 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
reece1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:26 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I'll have an lentil please.
nimbleTrumpagator ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:13:59 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
/r/frugal_jerk is leaking
Coincidentally, how the fuck do you fat cats have the energy and excess liquid to leak?
pikpikcarrotmon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:01 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I lick cardboard boxes I find in alleyways and dumpsters. I used to eat them, but I'm trying to watch my figure.
[deleted] ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 15:33:57 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
But Pizza can be pretty damn pricey. If you're feeding two people it's like over $10.00 for a single pizza if you don't make it yourself.
For $10 I can cook enough food to commit gastrointestinal suicide.
Basically what I'm saying is if pizza is your "cheap food" then you ain't poor.
coupleketo ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:17:28 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
walmart has 3$ pizzas tho
Raysor ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:20:59 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Red Barron. 3 for $10. One pizza feeds 2 people.
FuckY-all ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:03:15 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Only time pizza is cheap is when itโs a little caesars hot n ready. But the point still stands, if pizza is your cheap food, youโre either not really poor or you donโt know how to properly โcheap foodโ.
yoshemitzu ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:49:17 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like you're not factoring the time cost into this also. I have a terribly messy roommate (because I'm poor, and it's cheap), so if I want to make a pizza, that's an hour of cleaning up after him first, then an hour of making pizza.
If I buy 3 pizzas for $12, I can avoid having to do all that and just heat up the oven. The pizza stone "cleans itself" while the oven heats up, and I can rinse the pizza cutter in the sink when I'm done. The only mess ends up being a single plate and a container to store the pizza, the latter of which needs to be cleaned once every few meals. I can get 2-3 meals out of one frozen pizza.
geon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:43:27 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Why would you make pizza at home if your goal is quick and non-messy? Pizza is neither.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:19:20 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Protip: you donโt even need a plate. You can hold it by the crust.
Shuden ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:15:55 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I honestly think it depends on the pizza and, obviously, where you're living. A pizza where I live costs 1/2 of what a MacDonalds would cost for the same quantity of food, but by what you're suggesting as price I'm wondering if what I eat would be even considered pizza (or food at all) in the US.
ZankaA ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:30:06 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
A pizza is 1/2 of McDonalds?? Here I can feed like 3 people on McDonalds for maybe $9.
yoshemitzu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:44:43 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I can get DiGiorno's pizzas 3 for $12 at Sam's. Each one feeds three people.
Shuden ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:40:46 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Also varies on purchasing power. Let's say you buy enough food for 3 peoples meal on McDonalds for $9. If you were to buy the exact same thing from Uruguay (completely random example), from the EXACT same McDonalds in the US (I'm assuming you're from the US) and ignoring shipping limitations (let's say McDonalds teleports the food there for free). The Uruguaian would be paying the equivalent to 25$ in Pesos (Uruguays currency).
25$ isn't the price of the food in Uruguay, it's probably much cheaper, but 25$ is what an Uruguaian pays once you take into account how much he makes in dollars and compare it to an american. Purchasing power is incredibly overlooked when comparing prices directly.
So, a Big Mac in Uruguay was costing the equivalent of 4,50$ (aprox), while in the US it costed 5,30$(also aprox). If we take into account that a dollar is worth almost 3x more in Uruguay then it is in the US because of the importance of the US in global economics, the actual price an Uruguaian would be paying for a Big Mac goes up to 13.50$.
This is all aproximation and speculation of numbers based on quick reasearch, so don't take any of this as gospel, it's just to illustrate the point of how the price of a product can vary a LOT from place to place. Given how it works, there shouldn't be any surprise that a random local uruguaian dude who makes his own ingredients would be able to sell his pizza for much, much cheaper.
nimbleTrumpagator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:26 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Do you even little caesars bro?
๐๏ธ MrCharlesSr ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 14:58:25 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This is so r/meirl
_Dialtone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:59:41 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
the lunch plates at a bunch of local restaurants are $7. two of those is $14. a large pizza at papa johns is $14. delivery fee makes it $18 and thats if you dont tip.
dcblJack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:46 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
buy a pizza steel and start stretching out some mozz. home pizza is delicious.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:43 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
there are cheaper meals out than pizza at home
hitlers_stache_ama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:35:25 on December 10, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
happy cake day!
SnootBoooper ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 14:52:09 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The real ULPT is always in the comments.
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 15:31:52 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What do I do when she says "I dunno" over and over again!?
LKermentz ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 15:36:49 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"Fuck it. I'm cooking noodles."
BJJJourney ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:39:17 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Then just pick something.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:16 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
then she shall starve while we eat taco bell my friend
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:30:08 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Tell her to keep guessing?!
God bless your partner.
Trodamus ยท 128 points ยท Posted at 14:40:59 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This also works for gift giving.
Far enough in advance for her to forget that you asked, tell her she'll never guess what you got her and ask her what she thinks it might be.
Then, buy those things and give them to her.
sqlut ยท 87 points ยท Posted at 15:14:01 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Except she could now ask for pretty much everything, including unrealistic expectations. I don't know where to obtain the blood of her enemies actually.
Trodamus ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 15:27:00 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
For most women, their enemies are other women, especially those they work with. If your SO has been working with her for long enough, it's likely their cycles have aligned.
So you should have an idea for when to begin going through your wife's enemy's trash.
sqlut ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 15:29:06 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You just delivered to a request that was not supposed to be delivered.
!redditsilver
RedditSilverRobot ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:29:31 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Here's your Reddit Silver, Trodamus!
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[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:05:44 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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Trodamus ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:36:26 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This one is proud to serve.
TheVitoCorleone ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:59:38 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Now that's an ULPT.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:08 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
you just need their names and addresses
miss_katiexo ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 15:28:32 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
So I AM getting a pony from my boyfriend?
Trodamus ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 15:35:07 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, but only the best part.
Edit: I am also surprised at how expensive that is. A real pony must cost a ton if just its dong is $100.
yummyyummypowwidge ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:58:09 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I love the minimal censorship. You see enough to know that itโs 90% of a horse cock, but not the tip or the balls.
jhundo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:54:40 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You have ruined my amazon account. Thanks.
Trodamus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:04:26 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
you can delete items from your viewing history via:
https://www.amazon.com/gp/history
โฅ
sangfryod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:25 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
We really did this to my bf. He wanted a pony. He got a pony. Kinda.
At least part of it in some way.
miss_katiexo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:18 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I guess I could ride either one.
Cerres ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:43:38 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I knew what that was even as I was clicking the link. Glad to see my faith in the internet is still intact.
ftctkugffquoctngxxh ยท 80 points ยท Posted at 15:14:05 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"Ugh, you're probably taking me to that awful Harry's again, aren't you?"
"Yup! You guessed it!"
"You're such a piece of shit Larry."
McPiggers ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:41:29 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know why, but this made me shoot my coffee out of my nose and lol.
yaforgot-my-password ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:45:18 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This actually makes me sad. Is this how your relationship is?
ftctkugffquoctngxxh ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:59:57 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Ha no, but I've known couples who weren't far off from this.
tehbored ยท 238 points ยท Posted at 14:40:56 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
ULPT: Take posts from /r/lifeprotips and repost them here even though they're not unethical.
๐๏ธ MrCharlesSr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:55:25 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen it trending somewhere else, thought it would fit well into this sub. I explained why it's unethical in another comment.
EVILTHE_TURTLE ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:50:19 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You were wrong though.
-bishpls- ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 15:27:53 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I can't find the comment but I can't from any angle see how this is unethical. It's a while lie for mutual benefit. Please stop posting shit like this on one of the few subs worth visiting.
_Sagacious_ ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:59:56 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
LPT: If you find something trending somewhere it originally came from reddit
ULPT: Just repost it anyway
r2002 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:08:56 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Well, the "unethical" in ULPT doesn't have to refer only to the tip itself. It can also refer to the way the tip was acquired/posted.
MasterEnequator ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:54:08 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It depends really. My girl would get pretty pissed about it. she always goes on about "subtle manipulations". Honestly something like that wouldn't worth it.
Graphitetshirt ยท 267 points ยท Posted at 14:27:35 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"Ugh, not the Winchester again"
[deleted] ยท 105 points ยท Posted at 15:25:24 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil ["Sorry!"], grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?
txmadison ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 16:18:36 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
YEEEEAAAAAH BOIIIII!!!
Trodmac ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:50:39 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
'Sup nikkas!
LongGoneForgotten ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 14:39:22 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Just rewatched Shaun of the Dead last night. Great movie!
ThePortalsOfFrenzy ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 15:00:33 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The first time I saw that movie, I thought his plan to hole up at the Winchester was brilliant.
Orthodox-Waffle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:31:44 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It would have been too if it were for that one asshole
yearightt ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:32:12 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
we're just gonna grab a pint and wait for this to all blow over
Fishstixxx16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:35:36 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Unless it's in Grand Rapids http://www.winchestergr.com/
sac_boy ยท 159 points ยท Posted at 15:26:50 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This is why I want to create a chain of restaurants with names like "I'm Easy", "Up To You" and "Surprise Me". The menu would consist of one starter, one main, one dessert, and they would change daily. The only drink would be called "Umm" and it would be vodka and diet coke. Alternatively you can have "The Wine" or "Some Water", I'll relax the restrictions there.
Once the menus are placed in front of my guests they get 15 seconds on a little clock in the middle of the table to decide if they want today's food or if they want to leave and try Somewhere Different (also my restaurant, following the same rules). The waiter doesn't leave the table during this time, but paces and glowers at any female guests, sometimes stopping to tap their feet and exhale loudly.
At the end of the dining experience the most masculine-looking diner at the table is presented with the bill. (The waiter makes that judgement based on societal norms, and their judgement is final. If you are a lesbian couple it is suggested that one of you wears a tie.) Diners don't need to catch the waiter's eye to ask for the bill, because it is expected that every dining experience ends with somebody paying for it.
In every restaurant, there's one bathroom full of urinals and nothing else, and another bathroom full of fully closing private stalls and nothing else. There are sinks and mirrors in a common area in between. You don't have to choose between a very fancy script G and a cyrillic R while trying to work out what gender they refer to in the language of your hosts. If you want privacy or you want to take a shit you go and take a stall. If you have the equipment for it and you don't mind using it in front of others, enjoy one of our urinals. Job done. Neither bathroom has a bathroom attendant.
There's a bar of course, serving a wide range of drinks (you don't need to order Umm or The Wine but of course you can if you like). The service area of the bar is N people wide where N is my number of bar staff. Service at the bar is based on a new system invented by the English called The Queue. You start at the back of The Queue and people are served in order of arrival, not their ability to grab a barman's attention with raised eyebrows and hand gestures or elbowing in front of others with their tits out. It's groundbreaking. If people bunch up at the window they are hit by icy blasts of CO2 from below, like the aliens in Alien: Resurrection.
xinareiaz ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 16:44:07 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This is a fantastic idea. Although it would hinge on a reputation that at least a heavy majority of your daily dishes are very good. Otherwise it wouldn't be worth the risk to go there and maybe hate what's to offer.
sac_boy ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 16:45:50 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The food would always need to be fantastic. Something very special, but done for a fair price because we can buy ingredients/make it in bulk.
Maybe the menu could change by the hour depending on the availability of fresh ingredients...
dickeandballs ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:49:02 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
!redditsilver
RedditSilverRobot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:49:27 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Here's your Reddit Silver, sac_boy!
/u/sac_boy has received silver 3 times. (given by /u/dickeandballs) info
dickeandballs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:20 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I would gild this but Iโm on my phone
The-Beeper-King ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:10:54 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What is your policy on children? Personally I hate them, and would prefer them barred from restaurants altogether, or segregated to a sound proof pen of chaos.
sac_boy ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:07:07 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, no children. No children whatsoever.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:24:11 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Where do I invest?
Trodmac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:56 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This sounds like a Chili's.
[deleted] ยท 89 points ยท Posted at 14:34:34 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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RainbowCrash27 ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 15:53:01 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
ULPT: Break up with her
๐๏ธ MrCharlesSr ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 14:53:10 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This..
I guess you need to know your girl pretty well before applying the correct technique to this ULPT.
UrFavSoundTech ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 15:56:41 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Guess where I'm taking you to lunch?
The hot dog stand outside of home Depot?
dbdbdb23 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:26:40 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Had a Philly cheese steak from there yesterday. Not bad
UrFavSoundTech ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:41 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Me and my grandpa would always go there after going to home depot.
ivaskuu ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 15:12:59 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"Guess where we're going to eat tonight?"
"..."
"Yep, I will need to get a girlfriend someday..."
Cerres ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:46:17 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Back to momโs chicken tendies it is.
LendarioSonhador ยท 533 points ยท Posted at 14:03:02 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Ouch off owie my wallet.
drnick99 ยท 289 points ยท Posted at 14:09:01 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
you can say "try again" until she guesses correctly
[deleted] ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 14:22:00 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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DukesDigity ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:55:10 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
ยฟBelgel kin o Guendis?
GuillaumeGus ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 14:13:47 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The real protip is always in the comments.
mvs1234 ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 14:21:04 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The real protip is finding the comment where some guy replied โthe real protip is always in the commentsโ.
Imnotbrown ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 14:59:57 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
and then going up one
๐๏ธ MrCharlesSr ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:51:22 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
But don't make her guess too much so she doesn't start listing places she doesn't like
slowsuby ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:32:46 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Or guesses the McDonaldโs dollar menu.
Calmeister ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:06:37 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Secondary hint: we only have $4!
nathreed ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:12:27 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
As my dad always says, "If it's on the dollar menu, it's on our menu!".
jackrulz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:44:22 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think she's going to guess "some salad at home"
Jigbaa ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:10:29 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Ugh it took like 50 guesses for my partner to finally guess Taco Bell Postmates.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:59 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Be careful, as bogodinner is not guaranteed to terminate in a finite amount of time.
70sBulge ยท 54 points ยท Posted at 14:08:57 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
r/moneyhurtingjuice
DubEnder ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 14:16:37 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I see potential
4THOT ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:50:12 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It could be a economics meme subreddit like /r/neoliberal...
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4THOT ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:53:53 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Boy that top post did not age well...
KeroseneMidget ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:05:39 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Good bot.
RedheadAgatha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:44:54 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, it's supposed to be a funny sub? I always thought it was for genuine autistic screeching of shitlibs, not ironic one.
Arsenault185 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:52:08 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I'm trying to really hard to understand this comment. ouch-off? ouch, off-owie my wallet?
I mean, you're saying something is too expensive, but did you stroke out writing that?
LendarioSonhador ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:59:54 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Search bone-hurting juice
FacticiousFict ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 15:56:44 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Me: Hon, guess where we're going for dinner!
Her: OMG OMG OMG are we going to Paris?
Me:
SolidandLiquidPoop ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 15:02:22 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"Olive Garden?"
"yup exactly"
"ew i hate Olive Garden"
awful_source ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:16:06 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Said no one ever
AshtonTS ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:36:14 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
How could you hate unlimited breadsticks?!
Cerres ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:47:21 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Itโs easy when the breadsticks are sometimes so over garlic buttered they slip like bars of soap in a shower prison out of your hands.
aladdinr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:46:34 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Yum!
slash196 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 15:55:57 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Does this work with choosing something to watch on Netflix? Because holy shit I give up.
McPiggers ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:46:37 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Tell me about it. The worst is how a show or movie that was on the short list 6 weeks ago all of a sudden "looks stupid" now. What the fuck changed? I'm not caving to watching "the crown". I won't make you watch the punisher, so stop trying to get me to watch that shit.
Bates_master ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:52 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Im just gonna use it for everything..
crazyrich ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 15:05:26 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I know this is ULPT, and posted frequently in LPT, but my wife and I narrow down choices easily. If she / I won't decide, one person lists 3-5 places we would eat. The other person can choose one, or remove a choice. You have to do one or the other.
Boom, decision made in no time.
This is assuming your SO agrees to play by those rules and isn't an infuriating nincompoop.
CompGrl323 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 16:21:44 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I'm an infuriating nincompoop, but this generally works for us. Narrowing down choices always helps, cause when he asks me "Where do you want to eat today?" I freeze up and suddenly forget every restaurant that's near our house.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 14:52:35 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This is genius pro tips... You're going to save boatloads of frustration
I_Love_Olde_E ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 14:31:01 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What exactly is unethical about this?
dirtymoney ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 14:54:04 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
it is manipulative.
SmartSoda ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:23:24 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Well getting her to sleep with you is was manipulative, no much farther down the rabbit hole there.
ArtisanVirgil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:18 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
And 'getting' someone to sleep with you is also unethical. People like good sex, you don't have to trick them.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:05:13 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
So?
If sheโs happy who cares if you manipulated her a bit? Manipulation isnโt inherently unethical, least of all when itโs being used to make the other person happy
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:32 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:41:26 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Are you seriously comparing asking someone what they want for dinner to rape? And I donโt think the woman is happy being raped.
๐๏ธ MrCharlesSr ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 14:49:16 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I guess you're kinda lying to your SO and aren't being genuine in taking her to her favorite restaurant.
Although I'm not encouraging being non genuine to your SO, or lying to them about important stuff for that matter.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:00:43 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It's not lying. Guess where I'm taking you? Then you take her there....
hitechredneck1590 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:23:20 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Whether or not you think this is lying probably depends on whether you think lying is limited to saying something false or if it includes any attempt to deceive someone. Pretending you were already planning to take her specifically to restaurant X before she guessed restaurant X would be deceptive. This is especially true if you are doing this trick with the intention that she will think you are so thoughtful by planning ahead to take her to restaurant X you know she loves that place.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:31:21 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
But the intent is, I'm talking you to a place to eat, which he is. If he said, I planned a great dinner, guess where, then I'd think this was deceitful. But there are no words that imply anything is pre-planned.
It sounds like the purpose was to avoid arguing about "I don't know"what I want. Not to look like a hero.
hitechredneck1590 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:49 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Full disclosure- I'm just continuing to debate this because I think the use of language here is interesting. I don't think this is a huge deal, nor would I think anyone who did this was a horrible person.
Anyway, I would say that the word "guess" implies that there is already a set answer. So by telling her, "Guess where I'm taking you to dinner," it implies that you already have a set location in mind, that there is a right answer.
Furthermore, if you intend to use this ULPT to avoid arguing about where to go to dinner and you trick them into making a decision, you have hidden your intentions and limited their ability to make an informed choice. If they knew all of the details, specifically that you did not have a restaurant in mind and wanted them to decide where to eat, that might have changed their decision. They could have chosen to be indecisive. While that might not have been the decision you wanted, you tricked them into not making that decision by framing the question in the way you did. While you might justify it by saying, "Well ultimately we are going where she wants to go, so the outcome is good," you have still taken away her ability to decide on not deciding where to eat, and you have done so without her being aware of it. I would say that counts as deception.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:00:48 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
There's still free will. Pretty sure they can still say they don't know where or they don't care.
It's not deceptive in my opinion. I wouldn't get pissed if someone asked me this.
hitechredneck1590 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:53 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
But they can't say, "I don't know where I want to go to dinner," or "I don't care where I want to go to dinner," as a response to "Guess where I'm taking you for dinner." At least, they couldn't say that in any sensible way. They could only say, "I don't know where you are taking me," or (probably a much worse response in this case), "I don't care where you are taking me." The second set of statements definitely are not equivalent to the first set of statements.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:25 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Lol. Whatever. Don't use this tactic, because you find it deceitful. If it's ever used on me, I'll either say I don't know, or I'll pick a place.
SalazarRED ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 14:24:32 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This plan can easily backfire: you won't have a reservation, and you might not find a free table on the place she said, showing up you didn't plan to get her there.
[deleted] ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 15:58:27 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Luckily for us, we don't have Fancy places that require a reservation. Lol.
RealizedEquity ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:26:17 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Where do you live that there arenโt restaurants with reservations? What the fuck.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:34:01 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
In a small town. Wtf?
RealizedEquity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:11 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Like how small? That is insanely mind blowing to me. Not even a single one?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:39:16 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I'm sure there are some that do. JFC. But most of the restaurants, like 99% don't NEED a reservation. Is it really unheard of to go to a restaurant and get a table and sit down?
RealizedEquity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:56 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
JFC= Just Fucking Cause?
I mean itโs not unheard of. But there are a ton of nice restaurants where just going means putting your name on a list and waiting for a hour or two at the bar. I pretty much always call ahead.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:50:36 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You must live in an area with a higher population density, or lower restaurant density. I never bother with a reservation. I could probably count on one hand the number of times I've reserved a spot. And unfortunately, I eat out a good bit.
Population 43k
RealizedEquity ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:53:02 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Hmm. High population and high density. Itโs always a safe bet to call ahead. Probably made hundreds and hundreds of reservations.
Kinda just figured most towns have at least a few high end restaurants that always require calling ahead.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:55:33 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
On special occasions, you might need one. But we generally don't go out too much for holidays, we cook steaks on the grill or something fun.
yaforgot-my-password ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:47:20 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
In a town of ~860,000 people.
Where do you live that it's a requirement?
RealizedEquity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:46 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You live in a town of a million full of restaurants you can just show up to? Weird.
LA.
yaforgot-my-password ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:55:31 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Ya, for the most part. In Indy btw.
RealizedEquity ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:59:12 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Hmm. Not exactly my first choice when I think of haute cuisine so maybe that has something to do with it.
yaforgot-my-password ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:05:29 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Then again, as a single guy in my 20s I'm probably taking people to a completely different class of restaurant.
But I never have been to a place that required a reservation.
NINJAxBACON ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:19:37 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
South Texas baby
RealizedEquity ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:25:34 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Are you one of those rappers that drink purple juice?
yummyyummypowwidge ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:56:43 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Thatโs when you do the old โguess againโ
CircadianRadian ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:21:21 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This is unethical?
ArtisanVirgil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:26 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Kind of. Pretty harmless, but it is ultimately manipulative. Giving an illusion of knowing the person better, making them think you've taken time to understand their tastes when you haven't. Again, pretty harmless, I'm sure most people wouldn't care, or might even find it clever, but still technically manipulating someone you supposedly care for.
JedYorks ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 15:07:04 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
the trick is to never have a girlfriend and you'll never have to make these decisions. that's what i do
GirishPai ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:27:19 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Me trying the same.
Fin.
image_linker_bot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:27:23 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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TankVet ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:48:07 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you.
anonoman925 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:56:08 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Guess where weโre going to eat?
Ruthโs Chris (menu prices have no decimals).
Fuck
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:44:40 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Guess again bitch.
thePolterheist ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:11:47 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Just showed this post to the gf. She nodded approvingly.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:05:51 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Why would you show it to her?!
thePolterheist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:44 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I realized that afterward, but she supposes sheโll forget about it before itโs necessary/I can word it differently to the same effect.
mockingbird13 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:07:19 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This isn't unethical, this is fucking brilliant!
Professor_Kay ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:12:10 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
has he unlocked the hidden code!!?????
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:44:15 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I have to say if I knew him id buy the man a beer.
urabewe ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:55:47 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This will not always work the way you want but it does work a lot of the time. It depends on your relationship. If you've taken a girl to a place a lot of times she is going to guess the usual first.
And if you're Sean the Winchester is the last place you want to take your girl. Yeahhhhhhhhh boi.
elkazay ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:00:14 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
โGuess where were going to eatโ
โYou didnโt pick a place did youโ
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:05:12 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Me: "Wife, guess where I am taking you for dinner."
Wife: "I don't know, just tell me."
pants75 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:12:02 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
So, The Winchester?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:18:08 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Clearly the answer us to hust take her for a pint at the Winchester
IClimbPlasticAndRock ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:18:37 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What is this, ExpensiveLifeProTips?
trolololoz ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:31:17 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Wonโt work with my girl.
โGuess where we are going to eat?โ
โI donโt knowโ
โCome on, just guessโ
โI told you, I donโt knowโ
BLACKFYRE_87 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:40:51 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I could see this back firing on me so fast. Iโd be eating sushi for every fucking meal.
Resvertide ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:54:56 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know just tell me.
Teapot_Dragon ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:14:20 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Not quite. There's multiple levels of questioning to get what you want.
Do you want to go out?
If we go out what day works best for you?
If we go out do you want to get steak or sushi?
Notice how differently each question is answered. Assumptive questioning is the best because she won't be thinking about whether or not she wants to go out with you, she'll be thinking about whether or not she wants steak or sushi with you.
Munchiezzx ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:23:00 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Just fucking tell me where you gonna eat BITCH!!!
Anxiouspitbull ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:26:29 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
And forget your wallet
nybbas ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:29:02 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"You're not taking me anywhere you never take me anywhere" thanks reddit.
francisfarmer32 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:10:02 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This isnโt unethical
saltyscreamer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:28:58 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
u/misaginistics wouldn't work on me :)
Misaginistics ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:31:30 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It wonโt and itโs disgusting cause youโd take 20 minutes to think of what I may be taking you to and ultimately say โI donโt want to guessโ. Big sed :(
saltyscreamer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:35:48 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It's funny because it's true
SuchBadger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:39:50 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"I don't want to guess, just tell me."
HitlerMoonLanding ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:39:58 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
There is unethical and then there is this. I won't be following this tip because I don't want to go to hell for leading such a fucked up life.
RockinSocksII ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:48:27 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
LPT: date a girl who knows where she wants to eat or really doesn't care.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:51:12 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Me: "Guess where we're going for dinner."
Her: "La Meduse in Paris!"
Me: "Lol no. McD's!"
Brunrand ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:55:03 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"(sigh)McDonalds again?" -"You guessed it babe"
brittbrittbaby ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:25:15 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Not if your girlfriend is a redditor. Sorry Chad
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:38:06 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
/r/ShittyLifeProTips
Oh gawd, he's going to take me to that awful Italian restaurant down the street again. He seems really excited about it though, so I'll just go along with it.
There are good ways to find out where your SO likes to eat. Just talk to them. If they can't make a decision at the last minute, talk to them sooner!
AllAmericanScoutTeam ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:40:11 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"Guess where we're going to eat?"
"You're cooking for me?!"
"Uhhhhhh nope, guess again!"
PatricGrossmith ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:40:27 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Has anyone created a restaraunt called "I Don't Care" yet? Feel like there would be a good opportunity
nighttwolf93 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:46:34 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
And when she says "I don't know" still?
kylesnooze ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:47:49 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Can someone explain how this is unethical to me?
Kris_3001 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:56:50 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Dorsia?
henryharp ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:59:58 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh my god! Are we going to that super exclusive place with no name that takes three months to get on to the wait list for a reservation?"
Sleep_adict ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:11:08 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Guess where we are going for dinner?
No where, now go cook me some food wench! And get a beer
joe-lunchbox ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:32:45 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I would still be waiting for my then girlfriend to decide. Would never have made it to second date. First date would have lasted, as of now, 34 years waiting for her to even make a guess.
Phosforic_KillerKitt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:53:35 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"Let me fucking guess, McDonald's"
"You guessed it!"
live3orfry ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:11:16 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
LPT: have a healthy adult relationship.
loki444 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:27:15 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Oh man, this is going to save me so much time and aggravation! Thank you, thank you, thank you!!!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:27:33 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This is actually solid relationship advice lol
MattP-14 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:43:26 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I've been married for 16 years. This is possibly the best ULPT I've ever read.
"Honey, guess what I made for dinner - it's just what you wanted?!!"
"Lasagne?"
"Exactly right!" (Hurries to get meat sauce cooking.)
Gnome_Chumpski ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:51:58 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Chez Panisse! Weโre going to Chez Panisse! OMG!
billupbanks ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:08:49 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
So you copied a Facebook post and posted it here. Thanks.
eratonysiad ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:15:04 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This is pretty clever tho I'd add to it: "it's your favourite place" to avoid awkward responses.
wisebloodfoolheart ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:15:44 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I have a little game I use sometimes to make this easier: I ask my boyfriend to pick a continent. Then we have to figure out something that sort of fits. We live in a smallish city so it's easy for him to pick a continent that he knows damn well we don't have a restaurant for. But then the game is to think of something close, like Antarctica = seafood. And even if he picks Europe or North America or Asia, it still narrows it down. The first time I tried this he picked Australia, so we're both like "great, Outback it is."
pottersquash ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:24:00 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Her: Where we going?
You: Guess!
Her: Vincents?
You: You got it!
Her: I can't believe you'd take me to where you took that bitch Melissa.
ProScumbag ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:02:55 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Me:"Guess where we going?" Her:"Pizza!" Me:"Yes!" Her:"I don't want pizza though." Me:"I was just joking." Her:"Chinese!" Me:"yes!" Her:"Not really craving it." Me:"Fuck it. We're not eating."
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:05:19 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Cringe
Diztruxion ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:13:20 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Winchester?
joem5815 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:22:35 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
ULPT: Don't ask your girl where she wants to eat. Just pick a place you like, the more she hates it the better. Eventually, she will learn to just fucking tell you what she wants.
klits ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:02:32 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Babe, guess where we are going for dinner?
Welcome to my life..
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:14:30 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
M: Guess where we're going to eat tonight!
H: It better not be fucking McDonald's
M: It's McDona... Fuck
Slayer_Blake ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:59:16 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
LPT: take her to her second guess so you aren't so predictable
ULPT: take her to her second guess because its probably cheaper than her first guess
Factushima ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:29:32 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I got "probably freakin McDonald's...."
Imscary419 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:46:23 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This is smooth as fuck.
Benerino ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:58:30 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I tried this today. My wife just responded with, "I don't know."
This did work.
xNythx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:36:19 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
holy shit this just worked
mferrone89 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:48:33 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"Guess where were going for dinner tonight?!"
"My parents house?"
"Fuck."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:19 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Luckily my girl is completely passive aggressive about this. โWould you like to meet my parents?โ
Why on earth would I want that?
ptanaka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:13:15 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Girl here...
Girl approved!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:12:09 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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ptanaka ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:50:30 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Ha! I live in East of BF, Western NC. If I name those two places, my refined redneck husband will think I'm making up a new sex position & swear I'm going straight to desert.
Note: girls, don't go too batshit crazy. Stay a little on the path!
nullsignature ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:12:32 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I play the 3-1-2 game.
"You have three seconds to pick one restaurant or I'm kicking your ass to the curb."
mechilide ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:00:25 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
And do it a bit earlier in case the place requires reservations
Uncle_Washington ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:00:54 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
โI donโt know, surprise meโ
TheWingus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:03:32 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What's unethical about this? It's actually pretty brilliant
GigiReddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:03:40 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
How clever!lol!
thephilistine_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:10:42 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
But then she'd say all bitchy, "White Castle again?"
I don't think that is where she wants to go.
Jackwagon1130 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:20:57 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
sheโs bluffing. bitches love white castle
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:15 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Bitches love smileys too.
edwcarra17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:14:43 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The amount of relationships you just saved. Sir, you are the real hero today.
mirkwood11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:18:03 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This is going to save me so much frustration
ChildLikEsper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:21:41 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"Guess where I'm taking you for dinner"
"Whatever"
reformed_22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:23:22 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Then when she doesnโt want to guess you have to be that annoying person and say โNo! I want you to guess haha.โ
Fuck I donโt wanna risk that
youRuckingFetard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:24:16 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Lol to good
sheeeeeez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:27:32 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Where's "I don't give a fuck"?
leaves-throwaway123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:27:54 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The idea that women can never decide where they want to eat is the one universal relationship trope that has actually been true for every person I've ever dated
Bomcom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:28:31 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Not even sure if this is unethical. More like a real LPT.
Sixtydotnine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:28:42 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Don't try this in a big city that requires reservations or if your city has a sports event or concert in town. Taylor Swift has thwarted my plans far too often.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:28:48 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Holy...Holy shit. This is gold.
quantasmm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:30:13 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"I have no idea."
:-(
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:32:03 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Me: Guess what we're having for dinner?
Her: A frozen pizza?
Me: Damn, you're good!
ocularis01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:37 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Me: "guess where I'm taking you to eat"
Her: "I dunno, where"
Me: "you have to guess!"
Her: (sighs) "just tell me!"
Me: "Im not saying until you guess once!"
Her: "whatever I don't really care anyway"
samsabba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:35:36 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You've basically mastered the human race. What's next on your agenda?
ThreeLeggedTranny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:36:00 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Ive been with my SO over 3 years. I havent asked where she wants to eat in over 2. I just go where I want because I know she isnt going to have an opinion on it. Works great for me.
henryuuk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:37:04 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What if she says a place you need to make reservations for tho...
abby_god ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:38:58 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty logical
Jakdracula ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:39:51 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Same idea works for gifts too. โGuess what I got you for Xmas?โ
ScorpioGlitch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:19 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"Are you taking me to <restaurant>?"
"You're clever, you know that?"
"Baby, I don't like eating there any more. So and so had bad service because her ex and you know that my friend was there just the other..."
Dicfredo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:30 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Oh hey, I saw this on Facebook a few days ago too!
superdoopernothing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:42:25 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Boy: guess where we're going to eat today! Girl: uhhh...[insert super expensive restaurant] Boy: uhh no- (well Reddit said I have to say yes so) I mean yup totally
guccikatana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:42:36 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This will not work well with pessimists.
Or if the person doing it has a reputation for poor decisions and, lets be honest, someone who uses r/UnethicalLifeProTips more likely than not does.
awnottherootbeer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:44:59 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This guy d a t e s.
maddamleblanc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:46:48 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
See, this would work for me. As long as I get vegetarian options I'm good to go.
I'm also not a woman though but I'm still indecisive when my husband asks where I want to eat.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:48:47 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Me: where do you want to eat? Her: I don't know? Me: http://idkjamestown.com/
jmz_199 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:49:12 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This isisnt unethical, this solves one of the world's biggest problems. That's as ethical as it gets.
shaggysdeepvneck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:49:40 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I can't afford this many trips to Wolfgang Puck
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:49:46 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This is so stupid. Using this method is going to cause me to spend $150 on dinner every night.
NeedleGirl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:50:59 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Manipulation
TheRealOneTwo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:51:10 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What the name of that Irish steakhouse with the foofy shot on the wall?
shadowq8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:51:11 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Really, such bad ass advice... Wow
theaxis12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:51:18 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This is a game changer
GroovingPict ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:51:25 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
how the fuck is this unethical? this could just as well have been posted on regular lifeprotips
Excalibur457 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:51:30 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
How is this unethical?
dreamingtogether ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:51:39 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Lol I wish I would have known this years earlier!
manifesuto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:52:14 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I would probably say McDonalds if my bf asked me this. :(
Gangreless ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:52:15 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Lol I remember reading this in the new queue from /r/LPT last night. The op was getting shredded in the comments for this being manipulative.
kevkev667 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:52:38 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I saw this on facebook a week ago.
notnovastone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:53:14 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
If this is unethical then I must be some sort of nazi.
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Realsorceror ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:54:01 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Sheโs going to name expensive restaurants thinking weโre going on a date (ie fuck my wallet) or sheโs going to name places only I like that she wonโt enjoy. Still, I hope this idea works for someone. Just the thought of some guy actually discovering where his girl wants to eat makes my day a little better.
NikkiRex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:55:53 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like a great way to compromise is to pick 3 places and let the other person chose from those 3. Works with movies too.
DeadbyDagger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:56:23 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Look at this guy living 50 years ahead of us.
general_neckbeard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:58:49 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Get this man a Nobel peace prize cause he just averted more wars than the UN
otherwiseyep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:59:00 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"Paris!"
rebreh87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:59:51 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Such a good idea
rodgie05 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:02:28 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This is stupid. She might just guess where you guys always go even though she doesn't like it. Or she might guess a place in the direction you're heading.
DonaldWillWin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:03:31 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Girl: I don't know.
ThatsIt4TheOtherOne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:03:45 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
ULPT: Take advice from Instagram and repost on Reddit for Karma
devidual ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:05:03 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What I did with my gf and now wife was, if I give her suggestions on what we could eat and she doesn't like any of them and she doesn't have any suggestions of her own, I don't say anything and drive straight to my fav Mexican place.
I LOVE Mexican food, but she doesn't like it as much as I do.
After a few times of going straight to the Mexican place, she chimes up and helps decide where to go eat.
Apeman92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:05:14 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
/r/wholesomeunethicallifeprotips ?
wantmorehead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:05:53 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You da MVP. Gonna try that tonight!
EveIsForAlphas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:07:10 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
this is actually the best advice ive ever heard
dannyziswhoibe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:45 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The level of genius here.
COREyfeldmen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:48 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Good thing this made it all over the internet and all women are now on to the scheme.
iaminfamy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:09:14 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Nope. Then the only place we would ever eat is The Cheesecake Factory, which I plan to sue for false advertising.
It looks nothing like a factory.
el__homo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:10:01 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I thought ULPT stood for Ultra Life Pro Tip...
Cantum2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:10:48 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Girlfriend.exe is not responding
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:11:02 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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BarrelRider97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:11:14 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This is pure genius
Snedgemaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:12:19 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
THANK YOU!
deephousebeing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:15 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Phrased that way I would assume my boyfriend is taking me somewhere special and would guess a more expensive restaurant.
Tiny2ba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:46 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Let me guess.... Arby's again?
Qwirk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:33 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Just implement a no rejection without a counter offer rule. Skip all of the bullshit.
vinestime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:37 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
There's a pretty simple solution to the dilemma people are having with her picking somewhere she doesn't like.
"Guess where were going for lunch!"
"Ugh, is it [place I don't like]?"
"No, it's a place you like!"
"Oh, is it [place I like]?!"
"Ye."
snowavess ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:52 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Her mum's house.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:03 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Brilliant
ivebeenhereallsummer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:19 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This might work... once.
Just ask and when she says I don't care pull into the very next restaurant. This will also piss her off but what do I care? It's your fault for using relationship advice from /r/UnethicalLifeProTips.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:17:02 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I am doing this...
Hav3_Y0u_M3t_T3d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:17:45 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Damn, I'm definitely going to use this. Not unethical though
neoshadowhen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:17:48 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
My wife and I had a kid just so we could have someone else to defer these decisions to.
MsCrazyPants70 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:18:23 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Now that I know this one, I'm totally going to respond with the most vegan place in town. Let's see if he says, "No, guess again." If he's buying, then dinner might get a bit pricey. ;-)
I would never tell him I want him to buy me an expensive dinner. When I want something really expensive, I pay for our dinner.
Megacorpinc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:19:23 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
this is actually great and i dont think it is unethical really (more of a white lie, the lies civilization is based on)
FlawedHero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:19:26 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Well that could get expensive really quick.
Orn100 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:19:30 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
adorable =/= unethical
livelaughloaft ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:20:01 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Unethical? Bro this belongs in the "Relationship Bible: Men's Edition"
beyro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:20:23 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This melted my brain
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:20:37 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Now that's reverse psychology, at its finest! Unless of course she demands you tell her, then you're perfectly screwed. ;)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:04 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You've figured it out. You've done it!
droboi322 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:42 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The age old conundrum has been finally been cracked... this is a glorious day indeed
nikk07 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:49 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Many girls will answer "wherever do you want to eat" but when the boy said restaurants, she will reject it ๐๐
xtineoswald87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:50 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Not unethical, I think it's quite clever and efficient.
ThatsSoVinny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:22:16 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This is genius.
sudstah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:22:27 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
If you ask what they want to do they always say surprise me, so saying this is just absolutely classic as your doing the same thing but to them looks totally like your surprising her!
DrunkenMasterII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:22:32 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Just donโt wait till the day of the date, because reservations.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:22:53 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This works really well for Christmas presents too.
King_Rhymer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:25:19 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Take her to Taco Bell. She will learn
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:25:49 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
140,082 people all across America started their morning with a collective โoh, thatโs a good one...โ
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:26:20 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Married 25 years. Take her to the 3rd guess, as the guesses will escalate from "first thought" to a place that is more likely a favorite or more sentimental. 3rd guess also gives more "hubby/boyfriend" points.
ali_namer97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:26:38 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/3DqldCmQIJI
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:27:14 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Solid tip
2udaylatif ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:27:32 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Genius
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:27:37 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
wtf. Thats not unethical
theamazingsauce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:28:03 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I think you just saved my marriage.
memyselfcompletely ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:28:48 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
My wife reads reddit everyday...so this could backfire.
Winterpreter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:29:43 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I would be eating francesinhas all the time like this :/
CaptainBurito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:30:02 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
To much work. In n out or ramen
johnnym714 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:30:36 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This only works if you have a girlfriend
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:30:38 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Protip: If you need tips to communicate with your SO, find one that isn't mentally a child
seattt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:30:57 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Or just go wherever you want to. She's already asking you to decide so just do it. It's pretty straightforward, I've never understood why this is such a dilemma. She wants to spend time with you, the place to go is irrelevant. It really doesn't matter which place you go to as long as its not some really shitty place.
Luminox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:31:08 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing unethical about this! This is good shit!
o0banky0o ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:31:25 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Not unethical considering it's the mating game which is full of fucking lies to begin with
JohnLocke815 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:33:00 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
this is brilliant!
nezule ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:33:19 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
OMG that is genius! I'm so trying this next time.
RosaRisedUp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:33:28 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Proper lifeprotip. You may have just saved me a lot of headache, my friend.
TeddyCJ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:34:09 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Brilliant!
Johnnyblue1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:34:26 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Good One There...
RosaRisedUp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:34:38 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Proper lifeprotip. You may have just saved me a lot of headache, my friend.
unclecaveman1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:35:08 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I literally saw this shared as a meme on Facebook 2 days ago. Is Reddit stealing from Facebook now? I thought it was supposed to be the other way around.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:36:15 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I tried this once. Massive backfire. She guessed one of the most expensive places in town.
hurtslikehella ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:36:34 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Sucks if the restaurant has a waiting time of a month to reserve a spot...
BobbyKawasaki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:02 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Hey All. I need a big favour. Can you all prank call or sms this son lf a bitch. He is messing with my wife. Please guys...0714839047
SurroundedByMachines ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:25 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck, this is good.
Inheimers_jokes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:53 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This is great trying this tomorrow.
FEARtheBUCKS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:54 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
GENIUS
Camillo32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:38:11 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
How many times would this be used before she caught on?
Ar3s701 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:38:21 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This never works for me because the answer is always "I don't know".
x0rn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:38:40 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This should be in /r/LPT.
d3jaentendu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:38:43 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
i think i would automatically guess somewhere that he likes going, even if itโs not something i wanted or had on mind.
ElMeroDon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:07 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Ugh, but I donโt want to eat at Olive Garden every Sunday..
cyphes1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:26 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It sounds edgy, but you have to remember this is women we're talking about, nothing will truly work lol
AssKicker1337 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:50 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Works if you're clueless about Christmas presents as well.
Ask her to guess what you're getting, get the cheapest of the three guesses.
fanaticCoder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:41:22 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Pappu ka dhaba!!!
Yes, you are right :)
Heliodjent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:42:07 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Inversely this never fucking works. "Guess where we're going?!" "...I dunno, where?" "Guess!" "Idk!"
nypvtt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:42:19 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
How has no one thought of this before?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:42:36 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
More like "guess where I took my side chick out to eat last night."
If my girl did what my side girl does, I'd take her too...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:42:52 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
That's fucking brilliant
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:43:08 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This is fucking genius.
work-buy-consume-die ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:43:14 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I once decided I was taking my date to a place called Satco because that's what I wanted to eat. But wanted to make it interactive so I wrote "Satco" down on 3 pieces of paper, folded them up into little cards, and made her choose, then I discarded the rest and acted like I would take her to those places later.
I never went out with her again.
moniker948 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:43:15 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You are a genius... I tried this myself just now but my left hand doesn't appear to be hungry
JMercy84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:43:31 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Best advice ever given!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:43:44 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Mine always assumes the most annoying choice and my usual fave
BimTalch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:44:01 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
fucking brilliant
ahhlenn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:44:42 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely NOT unethical lol. Pretty ingenious if you ask me.
FusionPhoenix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:44:51 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Nice but what if they guess thinking your gonna make your favorite food and not theirs?
AmazingIsTired ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:29 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Be sure to pistol whip her if she guesses Shenanigans
tyboss21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:32 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
OP stole it from a tweet that only has like 400 likes. Does that qualify has a small world type of thing
EbonShadow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:10 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Nice one, I'll be using it.
mcq316 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:45 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I'd throw in a 'close, guess again' every once in a while so as not to raise suspicions.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:47:56 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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ericwhitt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:38 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
https://wtfsigte.com/ in case you didn't know this already existed.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:09:43 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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ericwhitt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:26 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
oh dang you're right. I had it bookmarked and didn't click on it... apparently it shut down or something haha.
bluowls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:48:39 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
is this unethical?
Ralphtechusa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:11 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Me: guess where we are going babe Her: you know I hate guessing
Majed0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:32 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I can see Larry David using this in an episode of curb, he'll use it with a woman multiple times to win brownie points, and he'll tell every one of his friends, then he gets caught, then cue music Talalala, Talalalala, Tala Tala
say592 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:50:04 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like my wife would figure this out pretty quickly, then the next time I tried to use it she intentionally name something really expensive or something that requires a reservation.
nojokewoke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:50:39 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Shaun I swear to god if you are taking me to Winchester Arms again.
octanepenguin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:50:59 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Omg I'm trying this, sounds perfect
kmerian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:53:16 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What if the response is "I don't know, where?"
hesoshy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:54:21 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Never ask, tell.
Ronthehippie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:54:30 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What a noob, Give her three choices of where to eat. First two are crap ones and the last one is the one you want. She will always pick your restaurant.
ThatGuyFromVault111 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:54:39 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Line to take girl out: โ๏ธ
Money to take girl out: โ๏ธ
Girl to take out: โ
Firepuebess ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:54:45 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Dammnn
MuffinPurperGurk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:54:58 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
that's sweet, not unethical
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:55:32 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Just tried this, got a jimmy johns as an answer. She knows my standards are low
humblepotatopeeler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:55:52 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"IDK, WHERE!?!"
Fuck
kazooie5659 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:57:12 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely not unethical. Genius.
9-9-99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:57:43 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"No, you tell me. What if I don't like it? I need to see the Yelp reviews! Then, if there's a single negative review, I'll assume that will be my experience. I insist on knowing where we're going so I can properly vet the place."
F0MA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:57:57 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I think this is clever and totally not unethical. Iโm going to use it on the hubs next time we go out!
harshj21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:03 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The post after this is ultimate
AgentZen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:08 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Asked my girl, she said "your pants", score
hydr4t3d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:14 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
She replied back, 'Thats where you always take me'. Wut do?
Dumpster_Fetus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:59:44 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Iโm on mobile, how the fuck do I gild this?!
sign_on_the_window ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:42 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What works for me... You pick 3-5 places and she picks one of the 3-5 places you listed. Or vice versa.
alejandrologist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:01:01 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Unless youโre a sarcastic fuck so her reply will be โgod damn it. Not fucking panera again.โ Mission failed.
nopen0pen0pe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:01:09 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like I've seen this before
Soomroz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:01:16 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Unless she is being sarcastic!
PlatinumUniverse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:04:26 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
To avoid the issue of them guessing a place that they don't want to go to an guessed that you do, try saying something like "Guess where we're going. Hint: you really love this place."
Veghead25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:04:42 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I, too, saw this meme on facebook.
Thegrumbliestpuppy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:36 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I must be the only person in existence with an easy to feed girlfriend. Chinese is the answer 9 times out of 10.
TheAdoraAlles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:03 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Take her for vegan food so her pussy won't taste like an abattoir dumpster.
KarmaUK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:54 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
So long as you can handle the chemical warfare wafting from her winking bunghole.
Righteousrob1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:26 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I vote prolifetip
Trooner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:09 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Unethical correction: Take her to the cheapest guess.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:53 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
4dchess
thesenutsinyourmouth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:21 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, this doesn't work faggot
love_me_some_reddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:24 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This guy fucks. I'll try this next week.
C1TonDoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:32 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Girl: "chucke cheese?" Me: "you bet. How you know?"
david-99q ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:23 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Bet !
chillychar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:44 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
My wife hates my 2 favorite places though...
MARSPW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:50 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
LPT: only go out if you actually know where you want to eat.
nofcuksgiven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:57 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
And then eat her..
FantaJu1ce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:47 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It'll always be fucking McDonald's.
AceItalianStallion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:54 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think this is unethical, it's freaking genius.
CALOMALONOSI ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:12 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
repost
JoseValentin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:36 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You skipped the part where you pause to look at the menu prices
MurkyCypress ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:58 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks man now Iโm flying to fucking Paris for dinner.
CoryReyes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:18 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Me trying this just a bit ago:
Me: "Babe guess where we are going to eat?"
Her: "I BET ITS FUCKING JESSICAS, HUH? WHO THE FUCK IS JESSICA ON YOUR PHONE!?!?"
Me: "...You know my cousin Jessica"
Her: "Oh... well okay"
TIL my girlfriend is super jealous......
smokeythel3ear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:48 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I wouldn't consider dinner suggestions unethical
Readt_It ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:17 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
So you pay for all your dates? Rookie.
Dopecombatweasel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:58 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
wow thanks for this one
ludicrouscuriosity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:37 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"you know I don't like playing guessing games"
tableman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:50 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
>not just being the man and always deciding the place.
cammibis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:41 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I saw this on Facebook, I actually shared it. Stolen
brokedown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:06 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I'll try this out. Usually I just say "Hey we're going to [awful place] unless you come up with a better idea before we get there"
Cleffer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:32 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The Winchester AGAIN?
jcrabb13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:11 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I only saw this half a dozen times on Facebook before here. You can do better OP
OreoSaIad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:14 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Man, if i had a girlfriend this would be so useful.
selectedtomatoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:32 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Very original. At least give credit. https://twitter.com/TheeTcup/status/936352038086172678?s=09
IslandTwig ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:33 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Did this with my wife for about a year and one day I just couldnโt hold back how proud I was for tricking her all that time. She pestered it out of me what was so funny and I caved and told her what I had been doing. Needless to say, donโt tell your girl.
Moral: practice, practice, practice keeping your composure.
captainpriapism ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:56 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
haha guys dae unable to communicate properly with others or assert yourselves
TheGriffin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:08 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Me: "hey guess where we're going for dinner?" Her: "that super expensive restaurant that you need a 3 month reservation and a checkbook the size of a shoe, and its dress code only allows custom suits and dresses?!" Me: "uhhhhhhhhhh" awkwardly grasps the KFC coupon in my pocket
MotherFuckinEeyore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:36 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You is my hero!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:25 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What is the problem with asking your partner where they want to eat in the first place? This is just a less direct, less effective way to attempt to obtain the same information. If they don't state a strong preference, suggest a place or a type. After bouncing a couple ideas you'll have something.
T-Islamic-Teaching ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:02 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Change the way your brain works in seconds
JuzoInspired ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:48 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"Babe where do you think I'm taking you for lunch?"
"I don't know."
"....dammit stupid lpt."
Tuubular ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:44 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This doesnโt seem that unethical... am I a bad person?
jojoppejo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:07 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Me: guess where im taking you tonight! Girl: probably mcdonalds again.. Me: how did you guess!
KIM_JONG_UNS_BROTHER ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:52 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey babe, guess where I'm taking you to eat tonight?"
"..."
"Oh, right, I don't have a girlfriend."
downs shot of vodka in silence
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:10 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I love you so much.
zootskippedagroove6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:27 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
We're going to the Winchester
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:45 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Just donโt have a girlfriend and go wherever you want and eat in peace without someone bitching you out about your choices.
RALgolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:01 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This is an excellent strategy. Works every time.
knowuniverse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:14 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This is the best piece of advice any human being has offered to another! โEve dear, guess what Iโm bringing you to eat.โ โApples?โ ...!!!
Sysion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:20 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"Guess where we're going to eat"
"I don't know, where?"
"Just guess"
"I don't know, where?"
Ziddix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:58 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I bet this will totally work every time and nobody will ever see through this.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:43 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Already seeing this on facebook
dapperwocky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:45 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"I don't know"
...fuck
jrizos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:44 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"You know I hate it when you make me guess, just fucking tell me already."
ChildishForLife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:59 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I did this one time. Told a girl to pick 2 places and I would pick 2 as well and we can decide. Pick one of the ones she choice, easy.
kjaferian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:54 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
TIL Reddit has a r/UnethicalLifeProTips
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:02 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I actually hate guessing games so if my bf were to do this to me we would be eating at the museum of science cafeteria or catching our own fish in the pond.
TotalFreedom420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:15 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
And they said world peace wasnโt possible
whamwhamwhamwham ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:17 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Meh! Can't she see through it . Why not just ask straight
tambobam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:16 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I like this! Or just keep her guessing till she says something you can both enjoy
SpetS15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:48 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
oh no way! are you taking me to that japanese restaurant with that over expensive fancy elitist bullshit wagyu meat that cost 100 bucks a little piece? and raw fish you can catch in a pond for another 200? thank you! I love you!
DearDarlingDearling ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:37 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think this is unethical at all. It's actually a pretty damn good idea. This is coming from a woman that never knows where she fucking wants to go to eat.
DegenerateLolicon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:24 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
My girlfriend found this post before I did and now I can't use it.
RicheyUS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:50 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Did you find this on Facebook or what
TheStumblingWolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:10 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Or you could act like a man, have a plan and carry it out.
Sofa_King_True ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:20 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
First thing posted here that actually can be used.
ExoSierra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:32 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
this isnโt really unethical good tip nonetheless
LeavingBird ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:15 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, that ULPT is gold, but wouldn't the whole point be moot if you have to reserve
fannakendrick47 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:23 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This is honestly going to change my life.
landmindboom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:44 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Her: Where are we going??
Me: Where do you thing we are going? Guess?
Her: Probably fucking Arbys.
Me: Yep! Right again!
Lukok ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:17 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
And then she says Dorsia, and you know youโll never get a reservation at Dorsia.
_watchout_for_12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:53 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
How is this unethical at all
chuckytube ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:05 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
She will just say. "I don't like this game". Better yet just remember the places she loves to eat and drive to one of them.
Xacto01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:57 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Is it Taco Bell...
Later: why are we at taco Bell?
EasyshopUSA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:58 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Story of my relationship๏ปฟ.
jc2821 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:23 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
How is that unethical?
chaseketchum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:27 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I see reddit has been browsing Facebook memes
nomezie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:37 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
As a girlfriend I gotta admit Iโm pretty ok with this
LeSquidliestOne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:41 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Note: This only works if your girl isn't sarcastic and doesn't have a low opinion of you
ChildTaekoRebel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:14 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
How is that unethical?
Alupang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:32 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
If you have constantly taken her to Taco Bell for example, wouldn't her guess be Taco Bell?
ctennessen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:44 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
So when you saw this on imgur, did you not see all the comments saying this would backfire no matter what?
m0ckt0pus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:47 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Iโd make a killing investing in the ยซย Whatever you want to eatย ยป restaurant
cheapshot555 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:48 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
My girl would instantly say a hookah lounge with food if this is the case and she hates hookah..but she knows i love it...this wouldn't work out for couples past the lovey dovey stage half of them will be like "idk where?"...but its pretty ingenius none the less wish i thought about it when i first met any girl.
macgarthur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:58 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Great idea until she guesses a shitty place as a joke and you take her there.
I'll instead ask "what are you in the mood for" and then base the restaurant on the style of food she's hungry for.
Or just make the decision and take her out, chicks dig it when the guy takes some initiative.
FinalVersus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:43 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
GENIUS!!!
HOTDADSONLY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:33 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
no fuck that, if she can't decide i usually go to kfc and not once has she complained. its finger lickin good
PotatoesWillSaveUs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:25 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Never the first, always third. All while acting increasingly more excited.
StanleyOpar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:00 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Man, I'd told her STRAIGHT UP Chili's she was like, nah.
Drakmanka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:13 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
As a female who has pulled the "I don't care, you pick" and then shot down ideas a few times, I don't think this is unethical. Some of us are just super shy to say what we want, and this cuts out that shyness.
frugal_masturbater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:19 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"I don't know" recently closed up, though.
Forever_Awkward ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:33 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
So what's the difference between telling her you're going to a place and having her try to guess the most likely place you would take her? Giving her a choice but with the illusion of not? That's a new one.
twf_404 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:45 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What if she guesses the Dorsia and you can't get a table?
Leonsugarfootnigga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:36 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This isn't unethical. You done revolutionized the game son
muthafknez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:08 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
That's a good one haha
princess_awesomepony ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:06 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
As someone who's anxiety makes her seriously indecisive, this is actually a pretty ethical pro tip!
wisehumanity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:09 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This is only unethical if she thinks you are taking her into the desert to kill her.
kikkroxx777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:11 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Umm thatโs genius
tomastaz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:33 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Is this really unethical tho?
Fatal1ty67 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:45 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
TIL couples hate each otherโs choices for dinner spots.
crunch816 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:48 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Just suggest all the places she hates. Bam. Ezpz
SynXO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:21 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What if she still dosen't know?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:21 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
My Ex would want to go out to eat, but could never make a decision and I'd keep making suggestions and she'd keep turning them down.
Eventually I went into a thing where I'd make three suggestions and if she didn't choose one, I'd still go to one, even if it were by myself.
After a few times she stopped that shit pretty quick.
TF2Captain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:25 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"You mean that place with the tiny umbrellas?"
"The dollar store? How did you guess?"
Pdvsky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:18 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
OH MY GOD ARE YOU TAKING ME TO THAT NEW ULTRA EXPENSIVE ITALIAN RESTAURANT?
retro_slouch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:41 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
1) Not unethical
2) This is one of those rare times when Facebook content migrate to Reddit
Impeach_Pence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:42 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
One time I pulled up to the restaurant with a girl and said, "We can go in here, eat, and beat around the bush for an hour, or go get a hotel room and skip dinner."
We skipped dinner.
Naibafo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:56 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This isn't going to work if she assumes a place where you need a reservation
TheWhiteMandarinDix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:14 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I just tried it. She said โItaly.โ Now what?
chopchop11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:03 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Am I the only one who likes to go where I think the food will be really good? The only thing that matters is that she would like the food too. If they do that's enough to make them happy. So give weightage to her preference of cuisine if you just want to impress her.
Your tip would only work if she's in a good enough mood to make her guess for the best possible place. Or she's just gonna guess where she thinks you're going to take her and that may not end up being the best possible place.
BGW17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:40 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This is great!
PegFear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:31 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Can't use this now, my girlfriend is on Reddit as much as I am... Thanks guys.
vythng4820 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:36 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Don't think this would work on me. I hate guessing because I refuse to be wrong, so my answer is always "idk".
HellenKellersEyes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:36 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
How is this unethical? What is she going to be getting the Number 5 Large with a side of Rape when she gets there or something?
rcortes412 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:17 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This is genius!
Oskimoose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:20 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This is brilliant. My wife always makes some one else choose, so she can criticize the choice. Iโd make her guess until itโs clear where she wants to go. Then say yes.
banjokaloui ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:31 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This doesnโt sound like a bad idea... lol
JD9940 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:35 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
or her second guess if you don't like the first one.
OurModsAreFaggots ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:37 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Iโm not taking her to Dorsia - I canโt get a table on such short notice.
Kingdomheartsfan891 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:58 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Only thing unethical about this post is the fact you stole it from a day old tweet that went viral
averagejoegreen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:18 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
thats not unethical at all
BluffSheep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:10 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
r/wholesomeunethicallifeprotips
Roro070 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:25 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Life hack 101
Jenysis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:09 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This would make me so happy! I have a phobia about choosing wrong. (but then he'd probably be sick of me choosing either El Pollo Loco, Yard House, or sushi.)
Dumbtacular ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:23 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Aaaaaanf Iโm broke.
VegaNovus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:12 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Followed advice, now sat in McDonalds and GF is pissed.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:43 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Iโm going to Sha-BOOMs!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:13 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Some people just don't play guessing games. In my experience if you really aren't in the mood for anything particular it's best to come up with a first choice that is a restaurant you like but haven't been to in a while, or a new place you've wanted to try. And a second choice that's a reliable standby. Suggest the first choice, if she says no, ask if she has a suggestion. If not, suggest choice 2. If she vetoes that and you can't think of a choice 3, stay home - it's not meant to be.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:37 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think this is unethical but pretty interesting.
AgentSkidMarks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:38 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
My wife would guess my usual spots so in the end I guess this would work out for me.
iRuisu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:11 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking genius haha
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:48 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I donโt get it every girl Iโve ever been with knows what they want to eat, itโs not clothes shopping itโs survival basics
SpaghettiButterfly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:06 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Cue eyeroll annoyed laugh "fuckin' nandos?" .... "umm yeah I guess"
Velkyria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:48 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I guess not every guy is as smart as you
vitringur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:22 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: Comments where the girl answers ironically/pessimistically
buttbugle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:40 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This is a Pro tip!
wurlok ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:43 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
How is this unethical? You're a savior of mankind's collective sanity
ExpertGamerJohn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:11 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe you should just eat her out instead...
guacamully ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:39 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
asks on the way there
"Guess where i'm taking you to eat!"
"Red Lobster?"
"You guessed it!" flips a U-turn
fresnel-rebop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:26 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
โOld Homestead Steakhouse for Kobe Steak? Yeah!!!โ
Iโll get you, OP. ๐
Tombre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:45 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Does anyone know the origins of such sage advice?
Just curious bc I woke up this morning and saw like 3 Facebook posts saying the same thing, a myriad of IG posts with the same quote, and finally a Reddit a post, all in like a span of like 12 hours
zhantoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:01 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Why is this unethical? I would just call it a regular Lpt.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:24 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I don't understand this at all. My wife would really appreciate if I picked a place, unless she specifically wanted to go somewhere, which she would then just tell me. What scenario is this where the guy is assumed to be picking a place, and his girlfriend asks where they are going instead of "where do you want to go", or something more logical like that?
chaawuu1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:02 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
this is actually sound advice thank you
lagerea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:45 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Get your wallet ready because she's going to start guessing the most expensive places in no time.
huoyuanjiaa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:51 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"Guess where we're going for food?" "Knowing you, probably fucking McDonalds..." "Fuck you, eat a PBJ.."
mycockyourmom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:09 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I'm using this.
garrettmickley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:10 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This won't work every time.
tobyhatesbees ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:05 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Youre a goddamn angel
coloneldaffodil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:20 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The nicest place in town??
LordDamo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:23 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It's my girlfriends birthday tomorrow and we're just having this conversation!
Guess I'm taking her to Wagamama's tomorrow evening!!!
Thank you OP.
Aesir9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:50 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Holy crap you cheated life.
calliely ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:37 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Doesn't work if you're girls favorite place is North Korean Mcdonalds.
cap10wow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:01 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This was all over instagram like a week ago
kelloggj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:21 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit. This isnโt unethical at all. This is a legit tip.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:44 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Iโd try that but knowing my luck sheโd just be like โJist go ahead and tell meโ
FrenchStoat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:33 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't this basically how polls and elections work nowadays?
teufelweich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:24 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
She said "no, you guess." What do I do now?
StalinNoPants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:36 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This won't work with my gf
I've tried several times and it goes like this every time:
Me: guess where we are going for dinner?
Her: WHERE? WHERE? WHERE? WHERE?
Me: you have to guess
Her: No, I don't wanna, you better tell me now, I'm getting upset
Me: Oh god, what have I done?
Tebasaki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:43 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This works maybe twice, any more and you must accept that your girlfriend is dumb.
_-BlueWaffleHouse-_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:38 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You must be pretty fucking boring if you consider this unethical
pkchoi89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:49 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Unethical? This is freaking golden!
Wraeclast_Exile ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:27 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Just make sure she pays her share, because equality.
imabirdlawyer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:33 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
โYou got reservations at Dorsia?โ
โThey know me there.โ
dmizenopants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:27 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
not sure how this is unethical at all.
Anicha1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:27 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This is not unethical at all. This is genius. More men should do this. Yo obviously can't read our minds like we have wanted you to this whole time.
MadiLeighOhMy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:08 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This is genius.
clkou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:20 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This probably has a short shelf life of effectivity.
Bates_master ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:33 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Its genius
logeebalswitch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:35 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Tried, did not work. She just tried narrowing it down with other questions. What have you done op
1tiredstudent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:48 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I have done this
TeddyBongwater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:59 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Was it your watch Michael?
Yes, yes it is..how did you know that Pam?
Salivals ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:55 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This. Is. Genius.
pantshee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:07 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Probably the best idea on this sub so far
TheDude9357 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:54 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Take her where YOU want to eat. Let her be a part of YOUR world.
datadrian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:20 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
luckily Dorsia always has a table for me, they even know me by voice.
i_am_icarus_falling ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:56 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
this is better than most LPT's.
mrforrest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:56 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Not unethical, literally just saved my relationship
Minaro_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:11 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Good mod
Wellhowboutdat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:51 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Do I know if she puts out? If I do then Im saving some bucks and selecting #3
Squidmaster2013 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:58 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Her: "I don't know, what?"
Jermain3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:09 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I tried this, did not work :(
Lolnicetrywrongagain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:03 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Greatest tip ever
Bobdasquid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:38 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
How is this unethical
_Sayperhapstodrugs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:39 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Dude this is some 48 laws of power sun tzu type shit. Wow.
KillerThePet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:44 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty sure this is actually a legit life pro tip, get it out of here. Not even unethical.
Yum_catshit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:17 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Iโm starting to realize that I may be an unethical person. Simply because I find more and more that these posts are pretty much normal behavior for me.
Wasabi_Toothpaste ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:03:56 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This works really well for gifts too.
"Guess what I got you?"
"A mixing stand? New bakeware? Animal crossing? Cute socks? Beyonce's new album?"
"You'll see."
Lined up for a year.
fredo226 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:01 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What do you do if she wants to eat at Dorsia?
Funklestein ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:02 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
They have a restaurant called โI donโt careโ? That is the only answer I get and my first three suggestions always get shot down.
Holtian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:31 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Iโve learned that youโd likely die of starvation before getting a gal to make a choice on a place to eat.
saltyjeep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:08 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Omg its brilliant.
QuesaritoOutOfBed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:10 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Man advice for the win
Inner_out ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:55 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I know a restaurant for you. Nice food, good atmosphere. Mes seejo's.
Uranus_Hz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:27 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"Guess where we're eating"
"Chez Louis?"
"You guessed it!"
"Wow! How did you get a reservation? The waiting list is months long."
"Ummmm, derrrrrr"
Iliketopostgifs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:58 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats for number 1 of all time!
Bren12310 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:06 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What the fuck. You just solved everything! That is genius!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:30 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You fuck. I have to take her to the Gherkin now...
askacanadian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:31 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You stole this from facebook
memelord720 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:02 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Whats so unethical about this?
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kashewnia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:57 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Is this unethical bc you stole it from someone who posted it on Twitter less than a week ago?
RunDMA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:29 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Dude you are changing lives right here!!!
spiritewolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:02 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I SHOWED MY BOYFRIEND AND HE WONT DO IT BC I SHOWED HIM LMAO
ExtraMediumGooch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:48 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Ahh i too have access to the exclusive Twitter
MisterRipster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:56:06 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
brilliant
Rarefied2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:06:28 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
She'll choose Dorsia and then you're fucked.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:58:47 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I'd have a backup plan...
ShanksMaurya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:06:41 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
That's how you go bankrupt
LeebLFC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:48:43 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
https://twitter.com/TheeTcup/status/936352038086172678
liiiiilliili ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:11 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
โOmg itโs Masa, isnโt it :oโ
rearviewviewer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:52 on December 8, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This isnโt unethical, itโs just useful.
Redstone_Potato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:40 on December 10, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Even better, to hide your deception, say no to the first guess every once in a while, and say yes to the second one instead.
MungTao ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:32 on December 19, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Me: "Guess where we're eating tonight!" Her: "Restaurant X?" Me: "Good guess!" Her: "I'm not in a X mood".
ayxsh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:23:28 on January 8, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Dammit, Martha!
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marc512 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:45:46 on January 8, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I tried this. My mum wasn't home so I had to take her somewhere else.
Sad_Weed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:38:16 on January 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
How is this unethical?
SonOfWAY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:33 on January 27, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, how is this unethical?
Hairless-Sasquatch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:56 on February 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Guess
"No. Tell me!"
Patnickproducts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:28:19 on April 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
It better not be chillies again
LightmanMD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:08 on May 8, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
This is brilliant
Dubsacks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:14 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Dummy move; she immediately says most expensive restaurant in town...you played yourself !!
CursedLemon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:42 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Or maybe date a girl who knows how to actually give an assertive response to a question.
Or maybe both parties involved not subscribe to stupid fucking mind games that make relationships miserable.
Steeped_In_Folly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:20 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You haven't been in a relationship long enough.
CursedLemon ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:02:25 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Walking on eggshells is not the price of admission for a relationship. Anyone who says it is has been settling far too low just to avoid being alone.
Airazz ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:30:03 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Kebab and a movie? Great!
We went to a tiny little cinema in the old part of the city, the place had maybe 30 seats in total, and those seats were giant soft bean bags.
Kebab place was a really nice and fancy central Asian restaurant.
bassmansrc ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 15:44:06 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: People who don't think straight up lying to your SO is unethical.
And you wonder why you people have trouble finding mates. lol
asldkdjfhaslkfjh1234 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:09:34 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Man your life must be exhausting if a little thing like this offends you
bassmansrc ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 18:32:42 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It doesn't offend me in the slightest. I never said it did nor did I imply it.
I was commenting on how many people in this thread were bitching about this post being here because they didn't see it as unethical. I can easily see why OP chose to put it here. It is "unethical" because it involves intentional manipulation and lying. So it fits. I am not saying it's some horrible offense, just that for the purpose of internet points, it fits in the spectrum of what people would call "unethical". If you don't see lying and manipulation as even a little bit unethical, cool. Good luck with all that?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:02:16 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Explain how it's lying to take your gf to the place you said you were taking her.
bassmansrc ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 16:53:31 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What are you talking about? You are not taking her to a place that you said because you never said a place. That't the whole point of the trick. It is to manipulate your SO into thinking you have pre-selected a place when you have not. I'm not saying this is some grave offense but it's definitely manipulation involving dishonesty, which is why OP rightfully put it under ULPT.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:16:43 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Or, you just knew the place after she did.
Shustak ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 15:36:53 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
If it's one if your first dates then ask the girl where she wants to eat. She would usually say she doesn't mind and then you say "Alright, I'll surprise you ;)". Then take her to some nice restaurant, ez.
idiotstupid875 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:51 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I would rather go some place cheap because I like my money
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 16:31:25 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations, you have just saved most men an argument and a lot of driving around. Have an upvote you glorious bastard for today you won the internet.
drqxx ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 15:44:16 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Hmm taste like a red pill to me.
AddyPickaxe ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 15:29:10 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck this post. This ULPT gets to the front page in a hour and it isn't even unethical but my post about getting a guaranteed free haircut gets 2 upvotes. Fuck this sub and fuck reddit. Barely anyone on this site even has a girlfriend like wtf?
Colorado_Cowboy ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:11 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Reddit is a pay to play platform just like a TV channel or something, you need to buy upvotes to hit /r/all, thats why its usually leftist propaganda.
Also this site is the dumping grounds for liberals/neckbeards/athiests.