ULPT: When buying something on craigslist, send a bunch of insultingly low offers from burner emails, then send a 'reasonable' offer from your real address. They'll usually accept it.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Marik_Bathory ยท 5404 points ยท Posted at 23:45:51 on June 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

nkdninjafrog ยท 1472 points ยท Posted at 02:37:18 on June 28, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

This is why I kept getting shit offers for my PS4. Makes a lot of sense actually

No-Spoilers ยท 649 points ยท Posted at 08:59:49 on June 28, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Nah. People are just hoping you will sell it that low so they can resell it

wsteelerfan7 ยท 153 points ยท Posted at 13:09:18 on September 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I posted a GTX 1080. First offer? $250

TheWaffle1 ยท 68 points ยท Posted at 13:54:15 on September 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Best I can do is tree fiddy.

Also you're late to the party

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:40:02 on September 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

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LewisMCYoutube ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:03:38 on September 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Or me.

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:09:19 on September 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

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LewisMCYoutube ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:13:47 on September 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Yes.

Slimjim230023 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:07:55 on September 18, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

yes

LewisMCYoutube ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:10:06 on September 18, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

๐Ÿ†’

Atlasfell ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:02:54 on September 18, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Where am I?

damonpointagates ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:26:34 on September 19, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

me too, thanks.

MisdemeanorOfTheMind ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:46:31 on September 19, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Thank God I'm not alone

frenchfrypie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:52 on September 19, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Hahaha these are great

Gast8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:23:10 on September 19, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

or me?

thewildpacific ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:01:14 on September 21, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Shh

thermospore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:29:57 on September 29, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Back in my day we used to call this a "necro."

Awesomolocity ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:46:52 on October 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

You're late too

SwiftSushii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:15 on October 10, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Nice job.

RugbyandMorty ยท 836 points ยท Posted at 03:04:41 on June 28, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

That's called the anchoring affect...real psychological affect where your brain gets anchored to a lower number and then the higher number jumps out thinking you got a good deal.

My_reddit_strawman ยท 867 points ยท Posted at 03:48:04 on June 28, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

That explains my salary

jason2306 ยท 156 points ยท Posted at 13:30:47 on July 10, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
daveboy2000 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 12:40:00 on September 19, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Explains capitalism, really.

[deleted] ยท 149 points ยท Posted at 05:19:05 on June 28, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

effect*, affect is usually a verb.

[deleted] ยท 72 points ยท Posted at 10:14:46 on June 28, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

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amesann ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 20:26:30 on July 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

You've affectively effected a new way of thinking.

I'm super late to the party

[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 21:54:53 on July 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

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prtyhatmoney ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:23:27 on July 9, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

What a hell of of a party did Jim bring the light sticks like I asked

jason2306 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:31:22 on July 10, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

No he didn't

-B0B- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:58:09 on July 18, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Shit I think I might have missed it

JayStarr1082 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:54 on August 2, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Same.

Bakumaster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:43:21 on August 6, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Someone said something about a party?

WhackePlains61 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:48:23 on August 10, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

yes

onPointPhife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:20 on August 23, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Still goin folks? Rite?

Duke_of_ladida ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:42:54 on August 25, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

My name is Rod and I like to party.

4YYLM40 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:50 on August 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Hey guys just stopping by. Brought some punch.

henrykazuka ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:25:07 on September 2, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Cool, come on in. The party is just getting started.

TheMarioTails ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:27:39 on September 19, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Great party, guys.

bryan484 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:36 on October 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I think the partyโ€™s died down unfortunately.

gc3c ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 14:48:33 on August 23, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Both can be used as verbs or nouns, but you are correct that it should be "anchoring effect."

You can effect an effect (cause something to happen).

You can affect an effect (change something that happens).

You can effect an affect (cause someone to show an emotion).

You can affect an affect (change an emotion).

Either way, both seem like fake words now that I've looked at them for too long.

EDIT: There's more! You can use all four in the following way:

The effect of Johnny's affect affected his attempt to effect change.

[deleted] ยท 273 points ยท Posted at 09:14:00 on June 28, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

'ยฃ5 for that Porsche, but only if it has a full tank of gas'!

[deleted] ยท 203 points ยท Posted at 06:53:32 on June 28, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Using this to buy a car.

Mostly because cars in this area are way overpriced

[deleted] ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 21:49:41 on August 22, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Did this work? Genuinely curious, if you attempted it.

[deleted] ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 23:41:37 on August 22, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, it did work.

Password_Is_hunter3 ยท 79 points ยท Posted at 02:34:30 on August 23, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

hey wait a minute you're not the...

dickskittlez ยท 68 points ยท Posted at 16:28:17 on August 23, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

shh shh bb is okay

-taco ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 16:38:56 on August 23, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Browsing top/all with me too today?

shipwom ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:42:27 on August 23, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

yes

Sandhu_17 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:47:10 on August 23, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Same

andnat12 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:21:23 on August 23, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Me too

Free_Joty ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 11:25:23 on August 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

What up

throwaway567709 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:09:03 on August 29, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

every time a find a new sub

where_aremy_pants ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:46:53 on August 23, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

hey boyz

not_so_plausible ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:29:31 on September 11, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

hey girlz

Arsenault185 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:26:17 on September 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Well? Did it work.

fr33dom35 ยท 99 points ยท Posted at 04:19:23 on August 2, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Additionally you could create a couple listings in neighboring cities for less, in your serious offer you can cite them as a reasonable price making the excuse you don't want to drive (but will ofc)

disastrouscluck ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 18:32:58 on August 6, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

God damn that's fucking genius.

ledessert ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:10:26 on August 23, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I actually did this to sell my phone haha

jerky4life ยท 64 points ยท Posted at 19:46:47 on August 23, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I actually have a buddy who's playing the long con in an effort to buy a small residential building in New York City from his own landlord. He has friends call from random numbers with insultingly low offers, he sends typed and handwritten letters with different "buyer's names" whenever he's traveling out of state and obviously different return addresses. He calls and disguises his voice from pay phones etc. He says that after a few years of doing this, he's going to offer a few million dollars more than all those offers were, and if the landlord agrees it would be a steal relative to real market value. I'm sitting by on the sidelines eagerly waiting to see what happens when that day finally comes.

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leebeau ยท 98 points ยท Posted at 13:50:28 on June 28, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

As someone who has had this happen as a seller, it's easy to tell when that's happening and I usually just ignore them. GL tho

SeeDeez ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:40:27 on September 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

How can you tell?

[deleted] ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 14:47:23 on September 22, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Two days nothing, suddenly five emails in an hour, then immediately afterwards, a below average but reasonable offer. Yeah, no way that ain't fake.

hateboresme ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:11:34 on November 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

That seems like an easily avoidable issue. It may take several of our top minds to find a solution.

casemodsalt ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 17:38:54 on July 2, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

This won't work with me. I use offerup. It's too obvious to see the account was made this month, has no feedback, no items for sale and not even a profile picture.

Plus I'm super patient.

But I will admit op's plan does work. Most people actually need the cash.

You can also try just telling them that ebay has it for ____ price or simply offering half and work from there.

PUSSY_ALL_DAY ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 10:20:18 on July 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

This also works with other situations like finding roommates, buying cars, etc. Call in with different numbers "and voices" sounding like a crazy, or annoying person, asking tons of stupid annoying questions. Then call in with your normal, calm self.

Also works for random, off-beat jobs where they want people to call in.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Marik_Bathory ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 06:51:33 on July 19, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

The Mrs. Doubtfire technique?

oui-cest-moi ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 16:30:24 on August 23, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I was giving away my dresser and desk set that was in pretty good condition a month ago on my university's sell page on FB. I got a lot of people that offered me money anyway and could move it out right away. One dude messages me "Interested in furniture. Do you deliver?" No. I will not deliver you my FREE furniture...

Imnotveryfunatpartys ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:54:34 on September 7, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I've had that exact same experience. Then multiple people call to claim it then never pick it up.

pakattack461 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:44:53 on September 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I did this for my friend so he could get his mountain bike for cheap. Messaged the guy, gave him a stupid low offer, then went with my friend to pick the bike up at a more reasonable price, and as we drove away he texted me saying he had just sold the bike.

mugrimm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:26:20 on August 23, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I unironically have done this on both ends. Both low bidding a seller, and for contract work making work invoices for people looking for work that range from crazy high to my actual price but all under different names. Every now and then they even take the overpriced one and I get more money.

wolvern76 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:28:03 on October 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Ever read the story the Pearl? Quite a tale it was, given the fact that the man who tried to sell the pearl ended up with his house burned down, and killing the ones who actually wanted the item.

Are you prepared to die OP? Are you?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Marik_Bathory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:37 on October 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

What the fuck are you talking about?

wolvern76 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:24 on October 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Read the story "The Pearl" by John Steinbeck. If youve ever gone through any high school education this book is almost always a required read. Its about human nature and selfishness and stuff, but what i said earlier does occur in the book.

datboipatrick ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:23:04 on October 17, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

This is actually a psychological principle known as the โ€œdoor in the faceโ€ phenomenon

JesusWasABoneThug ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:25:56 on August 23, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Lmfao you evil genius

T_Halls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:44:13 on October 30, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

This is my strategy for any 2nd hand buying/selling site so I can resell the stuff r/flipping

karmasoutforharambe ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:39:10 on June 28, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

that only works on desperate people. which is pathetic on your end

SHAMPOOCHIEF ยท 69 points ยท Posted at 19:07:10 on July 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Forget which subreddit you're on?

PM-YOUR-PMS ยท -44 points ยท Posted at 07:52:24 on June 28, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Another idea is to agree on a price over email and then bring like 50 bucks less than you agreed on and they'll usually be desperate enough to make that deal

RustedCorpse ยท 178 points ยท Posted at 08:02:05 on June 28, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Strange enough the op tip doesn't bother me at all, but this one irks me.

zacknquack ยท 85 points ยท Posted at 08:19:06 on June 28, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Yep it does, if someone came with a few bucks less I'll say no.

RustedCorpse ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 08:26:11 on June 28, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Since my comment I was trying to understand why it bothers me. I think because when you call and lowball that makes the other person "choose" to accept a lower option? Whereas the second post is changing an existing oral contract?

I think that's why I don't like it.

poplarleaves ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 08:35:21 on June 28, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

For me it's that it makes you come off as an asshole to the other person. Sure, it's still unethical, but I wouldn't call it a protip because it'd be a quick way to get blacklisted as a buyer. Whereas with the other method, unless they hack into your computer or something, it's way safer in the long term.

zacknquack ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 08:52:22 on June 28, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

It's because the negotiation is over, just the exchange remains.

Reidbit ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 10:09:26 on June 28, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Someone tried this shit with me once.. I said nope and started to leave then he magically had the $20 he was missing. So I raised the price by $5 and they got mad and said no so I started to walk away again. Then they needed it. So I made $5. I had extra shit too but I kept it and only sold the phone. Donated case and cables to goodwill.

the_ocalhoun ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 09:22:33 on June 28, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

That ... or just be willing to haggle for a while.

Just bought a van with an asking price of $450. Initially offered him $200, he countered $350, then we said $300, then he said $300 but taking off the good tires and putting shit tires on it, then we said $250 with the shit tires, then we finally agreed on $300 with good tires, and we had a deal. Took like three hours of talking and BSing, but saved 1/3rd of the price.

(Yeah, spending hours to save $150 and thinking it's a good deal... Poor people problems, am I right?)

Xethaios ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 18:26:07 on June 28, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

(Yeah, spending hours to save $150 and thinking it's a good deal... Poor people problems, am I right?)

Unless you make enough that 50 bucks an hour is chump change I think it falls under all people problems.

orangesine ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 09:40:50 on June 28, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Problem is, the other guy also needs to be able to deal with that.

codex561 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:15 on August 20, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

450$ for a car?? Wtf

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:03:57 on August 20, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

An engine block with wheels

the_ocalhoun ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:31:28 on August 22, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

$300!

And it just took me on a lovely camping trip to Yellowstone and the Tetons to see the eclipse. I had to add transmission fluid occasionally, but other than that, it was perfect.

LickSomeToad ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 13:43:38 on July 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I tell people to walk whenever they try this on me. I had one guy say he had $8 less because he stopped for a pack of smokes. Motherfucker I'm not buying you a pack of smokes.

Winter_Chills ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 09:56:06 on June 28, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

That's just being an asshole

worksheetpaper ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 09:54:21 on June 28, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

A friend of mine tried that over text before he came over to give me the final payment and pick up the car he was buying from me. He might have been joking, but said "he'd need it to fill it with gas for the drive home". I sent him a pic of the gas gauge at just over 3/4s of a tank and said he'd be fine. Then I filled out the sellers portion of the title with the full amount he paid for it instead of just $500.

Don't do that. Its a dick move, and most people don't really believe it in my experience.

TheCastro ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:23:15 on June 28, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Then I filled out the sellers portion of the title with the full amount he paid for it instead of just $500.

You're evil.

worksheetpaper ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:08:09 on June 29, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Maybe so. We both agreed to the original price, shook hands on it, both signed a contract he drew up along with a witness. His contract also said he'd give me an extra $100 if he didn't pay it off by a certain date which he overshot by almost 2 months and I didn't hold him to it. Like I said he may have been joking but he texted me on his way over asking if I'd take $450 for the rest and it rubbed me the wrong way. We're still friends, its no big thing.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:22:49 on July 17, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I actually do this several times a week on Craigslist. Haggle them on the phone then haggle even lower in person. I've paid less than half of asking price several times using this dick move.